<![CDATA[90's Schmaltz]]>90fd3194-995d-5b03-9634-6055fe14f540Wed, 12 Nov 2025 02:05:00 +0000Captivate.fmNed and Jeffhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/0d38c998-e4b5-4ecb-803b-a0abe1959940/mPJ8fEn3yuHZRaPili-4ekU2.jpg90's SchmaltzNed and JeffNed and JeffTwo 90s dudes do a belly-flop on the shows we grew up watching from Afterschool specials, TGIF, and Saturday morning cartoons. We talk about nostalgia, bad acting, and why these shows were radical.https://www.90schmaltz.cooltrueepisodicnopodcastBonus number something: One Crazy SummerBonus number something: One Crazy SummerWe aren't dead! Today we watch One Crazy Summer from 1986 And I fixed the audio!

]]>We aren't dead! Today we watch One Crazy Summer from 1986 And I fixed the audio!

]]>f0a85cfd-b410-4fbf-9b3f-c10594a22012Sun, 19 Oct 2025 09:00:00 -050043:58truebonusBonus Episode 6: 1964s Santa Conquers the MartiansBonus Episode 6: 1964s Santa Conquers the MartiansWe are back from an unexpected personal hiatus with a special belated Christmas episode. Join us as we talk about 1964s Santa Conquers the Martians and shout it out "Hooray for Santa Claus!"

]]>We are back from an unexpected personal hiatus with a special belated Christmas episode. Join us as we talk about 1964s Santa Conquers the Martians and shout it out "Hooray for Santa Claus!"

]]>da41f995-c8d4-44fe-8780-90c498819e83Sat, 06 Jan 2024 02:30:00 -050053:14truebonusHalloween 2023 Bonus: Killer Klowns from Outer SpaceHalloween 2023 Bonus: Killer Klowns from Outer SpaceThe Klowns are here, and they are ready to kill. We belly flop onto the 1988 cult film Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

]]>The Klowns are here, and they are ready to kill. We belly flop onto the 1988 cult film Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

]]>df2b01ec-5d57-4617-ae42-112e36b32db7Tue, 31 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -050001:01:05truebonus11Sidesode 1 - Something DifferentSidesode 1 - Something DifferentToday we try a new approach, This time we talk about the 90s in general. Please enjoy this sidesode we will return to our regularly scheduled belly flop in November.

]]>Today we try a new approach, This time we talk about the 90s in general. Please enjoy this sidesode we will return to our regularly scheduled belly flop in November.

]]>140d7784-27c0-49f5-b6d3-087956dfdba1Wed, 18 Oct 2023 12:30:00 -050055:38truebonusEpisode 16: Golden GirlsEpisode 16: Golden GirlsThis week two grumpy old men belly flop onto a show about 4 grumpy old women. We're talking Golden Girls and maybe too much other stuff. We learned some basic talking skills, and now it's time for us to work on subject discipline.

]]>This week two grumpy old men belly flop onto a show about 4 grumpy old women. We're talking Golden Girls and maybe too much other stuff. We learned some basic talking skills, and now it's time for us to work on subject discipline.

]]>4651aeb9-e913-4138-8295-7aa2aa26aac1Sat, 30 Sep 2023 12:00:00 -050001:18:31truefull116161Special 4: 1986 Babes in ToylandSpecial 4: 1986 Babes in ToylandIt's my favorite time of year, Christmas in JulyAugust! Today we belly flop onto Babes In Toyland (1986). John Wick and Elliott's little sister do some sort of bootleg Wizard of Oz. TV Movies, Musicals, and public domain characters - A true triple threat.

]]>It's my favorite time of year, Christmas in JulyAugust! Today we belly flop onto Babes In Toyland (1986). John Wick and Elliott's little sister do some sort of bootleg Wizard of Oz. TV Movies, Musicals, and public domain characters - A true triple threat.

]]>5d68efef-d789-43a4-b2ca-10a1dce7e8b3Wed, 16 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -050039:17truebonus11Episode 15: Double DareEpisode 15: Double DareOn your mark, Get set, Go! This week we bellyflop onto the 1986-but still relevant to the 90s- game show Double Dare. We talk about filth, fun, and a scrappy underdog production. We cover early Nickelodeon and game show filming. I double dare you to listen!

]]>On your mark, Get set, Go! This week we bellyflop onto the 1986-but still relevant to the 90s- game show Double Dare. We talk about filth, fun, and a scrappy underdog production. We cover early Nickelodeon and game show filming. I double dare you to listen!

]]>a86e6b67-eb9b-4614-93cb-5e5aadb90d3eMon, 17 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -050001:11:18truefull115151Episode 14: Pirates of Dark WaterEpisode 14: Pirates of Dark WaterPirates! Water! Darkness! This one has it all. This week we belly flop onto 1991s Pirates of Dark Water. A tragically unfinished gem, or a reasonable product of it's time? Find out inside!

]]>Pirates! Water! Darkness! This one has it all. This week we belly flop onto 1991s Pirates of Dark Water. A tragically unfinished gem, or a reasonable product of it's time? Find out inside!

]]>a61fe6cb-7d1f-43ba-975a-b6bfe0a38617Fri, 16 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -050055:31truefull114141Bonus Episode 3: Follow That BirdBonus Episode 3: Follow That BirdToday we belly flop onto the "First Sesame Street Movie Ever," 1985's Follow That Bird. Muppets and endless cameos, what more could you ask for? Side Note from Ned - I have already bought a quiet mouse and keyboard, and sincerely apologize.

]]>Today we belly flop onto the "First Sesame Street Movie Ever," 1985's Follow That Bird. Muppets and endless cameos, what more could you ask for? Side Note from Ned - I have already bought a quiet mouse and keyboard, and sincerely apologize.

]]>67db6a11-e6b3-4412-8110-94d07d6b16bcTue, 30 May 2023 09:00:00 -050001:05:44truebonusEpisode 13: Smart GuyEpisode 13: Smart GuyTwo episodes without an update in between that we are behind! Today we bellyflop onto Smart Guy, a show about a guy that is smart. We also talk about Disney, WB, and Paramount because this one has some weird rights and development.

]]>Two episodes without an update in between that we are behind! Today we bellyflop onto Smart Guy, a show about a guy that is smart. We also talk about Disney, WB, and Paramount because this one has some weird rights and development.

]]>b9aee410-c538-4b1c-b27b-f817357f75a3Thu, 27 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -050001:10:56truefull113131Episode 12: Star Trek VoyagerEpisode 12: Star Trek VoyagerThis episode we belly flop onto Star Trek: Voyager and see how Captain Kathryn Janeway gets her crew home. We also welcome Star Trek super nerd, Tony Rideout as guest who regales us with his stories of television and convention lore.

I really felt like we were getting the hang of podcasting, but it turns out we still have much to learn about pacing and guests. As a result, please enjoy this accidental double length episode!

]]>This episode we belly flop onto Star Trek: Voyager and see how Captain Kathryn Janeway gets her crew home. We also welcome Star Trek super nerd, Tony Rideout as guest who regales us with his stories of television and convention lore.

I really felt like we were getting the hang of podcasting, but it turns out we still have much to learn about pacing and guests. As a result, please enjoy this accidental double length episode!

]]>010f06a3-969c-4611-b3b0-56d8f4144f76Mon, 10 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -050001:42:50truefull112121Episode 11: The Real Adventures of Jonny QuestEpisode 11: The Real Adventures of Jonny QuestI'm glad we're finally done with the fake adventures. This week we belly flop onto 1996's Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. Why doesn't his name have an H? We won't answer that question because it only occurred to me as I typed this description.

]]>I'm glad we're finally done with the fake adventures. This week we belly flop onto 1996's Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. Why doesn't his name have an H? We won't answer that question because it only occurred to me as I typed this description.

]]>060fe97d-cefa-4edd-9ddc-56bdf1ece8c6Mon, 30 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -050001:11:49truefull111111Episode 10: Diagnosis MurderEpisode 10: Diagnosis MurderCan't keep us down, this week we belly flop on Diagnosis: Murder. Does it have a colon? I'm not even going to check. Is my health insurance so expensive because my doctor is busy solving crimes incompetent detectives can't handle? Maybe that is what Obamacare was for.

]]>Can't keep us down, this week we belly flop on Diagnosis: Murder. Does it have a colon? I'm not even going to check. Is my health insurance so expensive because my doctor is busy solving crimes incompetent detectives can't handle? Maybe that is what Obamacare was for.

]]>15ddae24-6132-4b24-bc08-c931fc983124Thu, 01 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -050001:11:00truefull110101Bonus Episode 2: Halloween 1978Bonus Episode 2: Halloween 1978It's a special time of year boils and ghouls, and we decided to belly flop on a classic. John Carpenter's Halloween, the movie that started the longest running horror franchise. Join us as we see what all the fuss is about and why Austin Powers decided to KILL!

]]>It's a special time of year boils and ghouls, and we decided to belly flop on a classic. John Carpenter's Halloween, the movie that started the longest running horror franchise. Join us as we see what all the fuss is about and why Austin Powers decided to KILL!

]]>be0f2a24-3d68-4a34-af6d-d1648b2ef066Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:15:00 -050029:47truebonusEpisode 9: Larry SandersEpisode 9: Larry SandersWe're still here! This week we belly flop onto the Larry Sanders Show. We talk about HBO's history and anti-siphoning laws, and spend a lot of time idolizing Rip Torn.

]]>We're still here! This week we belly flop onto the Larry Sanders Show. We talk about HBO's history and anti-siphoning laws, and spend a lot of time idolizing Rip Torn.

]]>34bfbee6-7fed-42f7-a551-0dc2f414d78bWed, 19 Oct 2022 09:00:00 -050001:09:50truefull1991Bonus Episode 1: Summer RentalBonus Episode 1: Summer RentalOh boy! Our first recording in over a month! We're belly flopping our first bonus episode with 1985's Summer Rental. It's good to be back.

]]>Oh boy! Our first recording in over a month! We're belly flopping our first bonus episode with 1985's Summer Rental. It's good to be back.

]]>86b7b06e-67bb-4e45-ae1e-19dd1ec8e427Sat, 17 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -050046:57truebonusEpisode 8: Rocko's Modern LifeEpisode 8: Rocko's Modern LifeOh boy, we finally hit Nickelodeon. Today we belly flop onto Rocko's Modern Life, with all it's wonderful strange backgrounds. Is Heffer a bad friend? Let's find out!

]]>Oh boy, we finally hit Nickelodeon. Today we belly flop onto Rocko's Modern Life, with all it's wonderful strange backgrounds. Is Heffer a bad friend? Let's find out!

]]>5d0d10f1-4207-4e11-856f-a2aeeb5ef45dFri, 05 Aug 2022 09:00:00 -050058:34truefull1881Episode 7: Ninja Turtles: the Next MutationEpisode 7: Ninja Turtles: the Next MutationWow, this was a doozy. Today we bellyflop onto 1997's Ninja Turtles: the Next Mutation. Our old friends Splinter, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and some nerd are joined by a girl turtle! Can Fox Kids succeed in smashing together their hottest properties?

]]>Wow, this was a doozy. Today we bellyflop onto 1997's Ninja Turtles: the Next Mutation. Our old friends Splinter, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and some nerd are joined by a girl turtle! Can Fox Kids succeed in smashing together their hottest properties?

]]>6fa64174-ac8f-4432-8053-38ab8144c461Sat, 09 Jul 2022 19:00:00 -050054:28truefull1771Episode 6: Saved by the BellEpisode 6: Saved by the BellThis week we belly flop onto Bayside High and I'm glad we can all agree that nerds are the worst.

]]>This week we belly flop onto Bayside High and I'm glad we can all agree that nerds are the worst.

]]>99c88157-24d6-4c35-a0a8-06e4754ea0bfSat, 18 Jun 2022 09:00:00 -050001:03:24truefull1661Episode 5: GargoylesEpisode 5: GargoylesToday we belly flop onto Disney's 1994 cartoon Gargoyles. Hey! This one's pretty good. I could get used to covering things we like. Want to learn more about Gargoyles click over to s8.org.

]]>Today we belly flop onto Disney's 1994 cartoon Gargoyles. Hey! This one's pretty good. I could get used to covering things we like. Want to learn more about Gargoyles click over to s8.org.

]]>e73a0ab9-c838-4bd6-8723-1adc8a23e443Thu, 02 Jun 2022 09:00:00 -050049:20truefull1551Episode 4: Night ManEpisode 4: Night ManToday we do a Belly Flop on the 1997 TV show Night Man. This one is a real treat. Does one of us fall in love with the Night Man? Only one way to find out.

]]>Today we do a Belly Flop on the 1997 TV show Night Man. This one is a real treat. Does one of us fall in love with the Night Man? Only one way to find out.

]]>dc19aa3b-3587-40e9-a813-536f2bde42f6Fri, 22 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -050001:03:04truefull1441Episode 3: RecessEpisode 3: RecessToday we belly flop onto the 1996 ABC cartoon Recess. I like these short episodes! Can we do more of these?

]]>Today we belly flop onto the 1996 ABC cartoon Recess. I like these short episodes! Can we do more of these?

]]>0facd937-e929-4535-a530-8b178a547ec2Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -050053:20truefull1331Episode 2: 7th HeavenEpisode 2: 7th HeavenToday we belly flop onto the 1996 family drama Seventh Heaven. We are not looking forward to more musical episodes.

]]>Today we belly flop onto the 1996 family drama Seventh Heaven. We are not looking forward to more musical episodes.

]]>8bcd28dc-db80-40b9-bc3b-035213a4fdf0Fri, 11 Mar 2022 09:00:00 -050001:02:54truefull1221Episode 1: ExosquadEpisode 1: ExosquadToday we belly flop onto the 1994 cartoon Exosquad. It's our first podcast, and it shows. Hopefully we will improve, but who knows? Maybe we'll get worse over time!

]]>Today we belly flop onto the 1994 cartoon Exosquad. It's our first podcast, and it shows. Hopefully we will improve, but who knows? Maybe we'll get worse over time!

]]>f3b5307d-4d4d-4fc1-9a16-d39c368bb85dFri, 11 Feb 2022 09:00:00 -050001:13:42truefull1111