<![CDATA[Absolutely Pants]]>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 07:53:19 +0000Captivate.fmelizadarby@live.ca (Eliza Darby)https://artwork.captivate.fm/508b9a89-d91c-4399-b9f1-9a3d4481ea39/absolutely-pants.jpgAbsolutely PantsEliza Darbyelizadarby@live.caEliza DarbyHave you ever wondered what is going on inside a 23 year old woman's brain? Cool, us too. We're just two girls just trying to figure it all out while living in each others pocket.https://absolutely-pants.captivate.fmyesepisodicYesThe Grand FinaleThe Grand FinaleWell, as with most good things, it had to come to an end sometime. Sophie has to leave the country and so the podcast is going to have take a sabbatical. Join us in what we will call the season finale (stay tuned for season 2 in the future maybe?), where we try to answer burning questions from our listeners! Thank you to everyone who has listened to any of our episodes so far, it means the absolute world to us both, we honestly didn't think anyone other than our mams would bother to tune in! Well, as with most good things, it had to come to an end sometime. Sophie has to leave the country and so the podcast is going to have take a sabbatical. Join us in what we will call the season finale (stay tuned for season 2 in the future maybe?), where we try to answer burning questions from our listeners!

Thank you to everyone who has listened to any of our episodes so far, it means the absolute world to us both, we honestly didn't think anyone other than our mams would bother to tune in!

]]>29fff8d4-b5ba-4777-a768-d24eb6246823Tue, 22 Sep 2020 15:45:00 -050052:03yesfull12Well, as with most good things, it had to come to an end sometime. Sophie has to leave the country and so the podcast is going to have take a sabbatical. Join us in what we will call the season finale (stay tuned for season 2 in the future maybe?), where we try to answer burning questions from our listeners! Thank you to everyone who has listened to any of our episodes so far, it means the absolute world to us both, we honestly didn't think anyone other than our mams would bother to tune in!Eliza DarbyQuiztina AguileraQuiztina AguileraAfter a bit of a hiatus (because we are useless) we are back with another silly silly episode. We quiz each other on some hot topics and realise that we are both in fact completely stupid. After a bit of a hiatus (because we are useless) we are back with another silly silly episode. We quiz each other on some hot topics and realise that we are both in fact completely stupid.

]]>2f3ec36a-21c6-461c-8d3e-3b83a44aec7eThu, 06 Aug 2020 12:30:00 -050055:42yesfull11After a bit of a hiatus (because we are useless) we are back with another silly silly episode. We quiz each other on some hot topics and realise that we are both in fact completely stupid.Eliza DarbyAnti-rona CastAnti-rona CastFrankly, we have had enough of Miss Rona ruining our fun, so we've decided as with most of our problems, to just ignore it for the sake of the podcast. We talk about other IMPORTANT things that are going on in the world right now, such as Jersey Shore and old men on dating apps. Frankly, we have had enough of Miss Rona ruining our fun, so we've decided as with most of our problems, to just ignore it for the sake of the podcast. We talk about other IMPORTANT things that are going on in the world right now, such as Jersey Shore and old men on dating apps.

]]>e0cca2a4-dd99-475e-a48d-d3ae16af6be2Mon, 25 May 2020 14:15:00 -050052:34yesfull110Frankly, we have had enough of Miss Rona ruining our fun, so we've decided as with most of our problems, to just ignore it for the sake of the podcast. We talk about other IMPORTANT things that are going on in the world right now, such as Jersey Shore and old men on dating apps.Eliza DarbyCorona-CastCorona-CastWe're baaaaack, in the midst of a pandemic. We talk about our questionable health, love life (or lack there of) and what's going on in 2020. We're baaaaack, in the midst of a pandemic. We talk about our questionable health, love life (or lack there of) and what's going on in 2020.

]]>63fc9168-a014-4984-ad0b-ad627ff7f75dWed, 22 Apr 2020 21:30:00 -050044:53yesfull19We're baaaaack, in the midst of a pandemic. We talk about our questionable health, love life (or lack there of) and what's going on in 2020.Eliza DarbyUTI: Part 1UTI: Part 1We get drunk... a lot... and ridiculous things happen when we do. On this week's podcast we discuss some of our silly drunken antics in our first edition of UTI: Under the Influence. We get drunk... a lot... and ridiculous things happen when we do. On this week's podcast we discuss some of our silly drunken antics in our first edition of UTI: Under the Influence.

]]>ee4b5d0d-260f-4454-b6e2-da03b058b622Wed, 04 Mar 2020 23:45:00 -050001:00:04yesfull18We get drunk... a lot... and ridiculous things happen when we do. On this week's podcast we discuss some of our silly drunken antics in our first edition of UTI: Under the Influence.Eliza DarbyIs Mercury In Retrograde?Is Mercury In Retrograde?This week we were really lacking in content and so, because we are basic white girls, we just talked about our horoscopes instead. Eliza is also available for birth chart making and general hippy dippy nonsense if anyone is looking for that sort of thing. This week we were really lacking in content and so, because we are basic white girls, we just talked about our horoscopes instead. Eliza is also available for birth chart making and general hippy dippy nonsense if anyone is looking for that sort of thing.

]]>5cd95a4f-6331-4b1d-9f75-babb306fdf1dThu, 20 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -050042:25yesfull17This week we were really lacking in content and so, because we are basic white girls, we just talked about our horoscopes instead. Eliza is also available for birth chart making and general hippy dippy nonsense if anyone is looking for that sort of thing.Eliza DarbyValentine's Day TragediesValentine's Day TragediesThis is our extremely tragic Valentine's Day special. From making out at 10, dating cousins and running away from all the boys- ever. This is our extremely tragic Valentine's Day special. From making out at 10, dating cousins and running away from all the boys- ever.

]]>73476985-0dbe-49bf-9295-643945c4cb62Fri, 14 Feb 2020 22:00:00 -050001:06:14yesfull16This is our extremely tragic Valentine's Day special. From making out at 10, dating cousins and running away from all the boys- ever.Eliza DarbyTinder TalesTinder TalesWe dive into the honestly gross world of online dating and let you know exactly why men ain't shit. We dive into the honestly gross world of online dating and let you know exactly why men ain't shit.

]]>0555ac49-b0b1-4287-89dd-7d8169b072d2Wed, 05 Feb 2020 21:30:00 -050049:48yesfull15We dive into the honestly gross world of online dating and let you know exactly why men ain't shit.Eliza DarbyWho The Bloody Hell Are We?Who The Bloody Hell Are We?If you can get past the first 2 minutes of terrible audio, you might just find out a little bit about us. Nothing particularly useful but could come in handy if you ever find yourself at a Sophie and Eliza themed trivia night. If you can get past the first 2 minutes of terrible audio, you might just find out a little bit about us. Nothing particularly useful but could come in handy if you ever find yourself at a Sophie and Eliza themed trivia night.

]]>f05af399-ef06-42f6-951a-8807c0dd48f7Wed, 29 Jan 2020 21:15:00 -050054:53yesfull14If you can get past the first 2 minutes of terrible audio, you might just find out a little bit about us. Nothing particularly useful but could come in handy if you ever find yourself at a Sophie and Eliza themed trivia night.Eliza DarbyOur Feral ChildhoodOur Feral ChildhoodWe dive into some of our best childhood memories and give a little insight on why we are the way we are. We've got everything from entrepreneurship, hair cuts and even ballroom dancing. We dive into some of our best childhood memories and give a little insight on why we are the way we are. We've got everything from entrepreneurship, hair cuts and even ballroom dancing.

]]>3704d6d8-d331-4524-a04f-c054464f5026Wed, 22 Jan 2020 21:45:00 -050059:19yesfull13We dive into some of our best childhood memories and give a little insight on why we are the way we are. We've got everything from entrepreneurship, hair cuts and even ballroom dancing.Eliza DarbyPants vs. TrousersPants vs. TrousersWe catch up on our week, go full Karen over a facial and let everyone know why you shouldn't live with your best friend. We catch up on our week, go full Karen over a facial and let everyone know why you shouldn't live with your best friend.

]]>e6533a61-0ab0-4016-b21f-358793184146Thu, 16 Jan 2020 22:10:00 -050051:34yesfull12We catch up on our week, go full Karen over a facial and let everyone know why you shouldn't live with your best friend.Eliza DarbyOur Year in Review 2019Our Year in Review 2019We don't know what we're doing yet but we decided to document the year of the shit show. 2019 was the year we met and you'll hear all about it this episode. We don't know what we're doing yet but we decided to document the year of the shit show. 2019 was the year we met and you'll hear all about it this episode.

]]>ac25e17d-9653-4658-b55d-759b7d9401d6Sun, 12 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -050001:23:12yesfull11We don't know what we're doing yet but we decided to document the year of the shit show. 2019 was the year we met and you'll hear all about it this episode.Eliza Darby