ASS - AIDS' SHIT SHOW

Mentally Ill Gym Bros (featuring: Peter Grant)

Aidan DeSousa — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0700

Construction. Gym. Women. We are men.

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Drag Syndrome

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 11 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0700

Welcome to ASS aka Aids' Shit Show. New name, new logo, same dumb as shit show.

We talked:

Hoe phase
Fun times at a show
Shrek 2 and The Houdini
Down Syndrome Drag Shows

WE BACK!!!

Sexsomnia

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0700

No gay stuff at the World Cup, Trauma Tiktok dances, and the curious "disease" that is sexsomnia

Bad Bitch Brian

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 08:30:00 -0700

Recap the controversy. Trans Brian wins a pageant. Thrown in jail for bad outfits. Rippin darts while running a marathon.

CREAMY Butter Chicken Pizza (Featuring: Ernie Hart)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 09 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Fun things our dads used to call us. Drake. Haybray123. Portuguese people. PIZZA HUT, BRING BACK THE BUTTER CHICKEN PIZZA PIZZA HUT!!

Books Over Pussy

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 02 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0700

We're BACK! I'm a pisces so had to take last week off. Halloween sucks. Stop complaining. BOOKS OVER PUSSY!!

Closest To The Pin

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 19 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0700

My first trip to the casino. What a hellscape. It's beautiful! Trans troll and her big tits. The best sports call ever.

Nazi Dogs (Featuring: Austin Jamieson)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Batch bowls. Insomnia. Ignoring messages. Why dogs are bullshit and I'll eat 'em.

Austin runs the MOTN in Vancouver and it's a dope space! Support it if you're in Vancouver.

Super Creatine Fixes Retardation

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 05 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Super Creatine cured my son's mental retardation. SO thankful!! Thank you Bang Energy!

Ahhh Sorry Dude

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 28 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0700

I was sexually assaulted at a show recently. AIDS is all Elton John's fault. Door to door sales gone wrong. They tried setting my boy up to say the N-word at a spelling bee.

Pepper Sprayed Asian (Featuring: Liban Farah)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 21 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Joined by Liban "The Man" and we talk about the Breakout Fest "riots" in Vancouver, getting pepper sprayed into a different race, how much we'd go for on the open market, shitting in public protocol, and more cool stuff.

Hip Hip Hooray

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Queen Lizzy the BADDIE is dead. She was always drippy as fuck. Black people love spicy according to chic-fil-a. A couple class clowns pull a fun prank. HIP HIP HOORAY!!

Mongoloid Frat Boys

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 07 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Harry Styles, spit in my mouth! Fantasy football is back. Rude Restaurant is coming, but how rude can you be?

Inappropriate Sounds & Behavior

Aidan DeSousa — Fri, 02 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0700

I did some Bikram yoga and was unfortunately not sexually assaulted... Oh well. What sound do you make when you bust?

Homeless President

Aidan DeSousa — Sun, 28 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -0700

Episode from Toronto. Talking comedy, manifestation, and turning a homeless man into the President.

Beware

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 24 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700

I'll be the new Andrew Tate. There's also a tyrant restaurant owner on my street that seems like a fuckin fun dude!

Man's Search For A Common Whore

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 17 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700

We are back! After a long time we (I) am back in studio and I am looking for a common whore. I also have a crush.

Puttin’ Down On Some Thicc! (Featuring: Ernie Hart)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 10 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0700

We're back! Joined by Yung Ernest ||| for a pod full of voices and bits and borderline autism. Enjoy!

Don't Say Being Fat Isn't Healthy (Featuring: Jay R)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0700

The one and only Jay R stops by to talk about his recent medical emergency and performing through it. Mental health and anti-depresants. His religious family. And more!

The Devil Is Out There

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 13 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Doesn't matter where you are or who you are, the devil is smarter than you, and he's coming for you.

Too Large to Love

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 06 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0700

We discuss the upcoming documentary about having dicks that are too big.

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Disabled, Crippled, Piece Of Trash (Featuring: Liban Farah)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 29 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Our boy Liban is here to hang. We watch the most insane video on the internet that is about courage? kind of? But like more about slavery and bad acting. It's GREAT!!

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OD'ing In The Classroom

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 22 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Pronouns, active shooter drills, and administering overdose medication. Welcome to school.

Corpse At The Open House

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 15 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Went to my cousins wedding, and it was beautiful. Almost cried but didn't. Also, it's tough to sell a house when there's a rotting corpse in it.

we talked:

My cousins wedding
People at the wedding
An elephant/woman beef
BC realtor taking down posters of a dead girl
Worst/best rap battle performance ever

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One Direction Fight Club

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 08 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0700

This is a very angry episode. Also, Liam Payne from One Direction is gangster as hell!

We talked:

Mukbangs
Suit shoping
Gay incels?
One Direction fighting eachother

and more!

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Hands Free Masturbation (Featuring: Robert Peng)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 01 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0700

The legendary Robert Peng is here! He really wants to date a small town white girl. I want to date a cold Asian tiger mom. Help us out ladies.

We talked:

What type of girl we want to marry
Rich Asian people
We give advice
Girl with racist boyfriend
Hands free masturbation

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Twink & Twunk (Featuring: Ernie Hart)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 25 May 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Ernie and I are dressed as sexy maids. As promo for a show. And because we're sluts....

We talked:

Trauma dumping
Personal stuff about Ernie
How much $$ to do gross stuff
What type of gay we'd be

and more!

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Too Drunk To Be A Criminal

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 18 May 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Probably my favorite episode in the history of this podcast. I have decided to delegate all my attraction to women to Jordan Peterson. He knows better than I do, I'm sure of it. Also I can't be a criminal I'm fucking DRUNK! idiots.

Topics:

Young Thug and YSL Gang
Like Mike
Girls on dating apps
Canada letting people use being drunk as a defense in court
Jordan Peterson calling a swim suit model ugly on twitter

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Bell Rung By A Methhead (Featuring: Tyler Boissonnault)

Aidan DeSousa — Wed, 11 May 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Tyler Boissonnault joins us for episode 54!! Tyler was a child actor, appearing in the ICONIC "Air Bud" movies where unfortunately he was sexually assaulted by the dog...

This episode was awesome!

We talked:

Chappelle being attacked by a hood bayonet
Getting into it with an old lady at yoga
Cocaine
$pellboy
Tyler being attacked and kicked in the FACE by a homeless guy

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Single & Down To Go To Dubai

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 04 May 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Wagwan gang! We're back. Again. Sorry. Shut up.

Dubai seems awesome and honestly the stuff going on over there seems like not a bad time... Or so I thought. As a newly single man I am open to getting flown out anywhere!! Bang my DMs

We talked:

Dubai "Porta Potty" video
Dubai Princesses?
Elon & Twitter
Nice post break up messages from your parents
Hot boy/girl summer / slut phase?

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No Mention of 9/11

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 20 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Disney cartoon movie didn't mention the attacks of 9/11 can you believe that? Absurd. Also Jaden Smith is a pretentious cock.

We talked:

Jaden Smith and growing up rich
Doing religious sacrifices
Turning Red the Disney movie not talking about 9/11
Dumbledore movie not being gay enough
Dudes on bikes wreck people

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Tupac The Ballerina

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 13 Apr 2022 09:00:00 -0700

Wagwan fam! Episode 51 innit. I set out to talk about relationships in this one and ended up mostly just talking about how Tupac was a ballerina at one point in his life'

We talked:

Will Smith, Jada, & Kodak Black
Tupac being the Mouse King
Using your brain properly
OnlyFans girl kills her boyfriend
Shocking your penis to last longer in bed

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Victims Are Annoying

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 06 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Episode 50 folks! Wow. The most necessary podcast on the planet has made it to 50 episodes. What a milestone.

This week we discuss:

What nationalities I hate
Siding with offenders
Milking injuries
Some real depressing guys
Things not being so great out there

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Revisiting Puberty (Featuring: Jeremiah Ukponrefe)

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 23 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Jeremiah and I took some time on this one to go back and relearn some puberty stuff from a 90's puberty video. We learned a lot. A drawing of a penis came on screen. It was cool.

High Performance Habits

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 16 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0700

We back! I had a birthday and was the second most shredded guy at the spa. Made me mad.

We talked:

Roller derby
Persons of interest
High performance habits
Minor hockey fights
400lb Russian activist

and more!

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Swinging Gimps (Featuring: Ernie Hart)

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 09 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0700

We're joined by Ernie Hart, comedian, rapper, artist, & Hentai connoisseur. Within 10 minutes of this episode we started watching Hentai on the hub. It's a fun one.\

We talked:

Hentai
Music & rapping
Pursuing art as a career
BDSM & pegging
Being an altar boy & Catholicism

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Working For The Russian Mob

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 02 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0700

I did some work for the Russian mob. They're a wildly confident and stupid people. I respect their delusion.

We talked:

Working for the Russian mob
Fighting for your country
Black people being in Ukraine
Getting drafted
Joe Rogan and Impossible meat

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Horny For Anime Boobs

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 23 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Nerds are horny as hell. Hanging out with the homeless. Comic con was a riot. Ottawa is a dump.

We talked:

Ottawa being a garbage city
Almost flooding my place of employment
Work beefs
Fan Expo / Comic con
Anime boobs & ass

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I'm A Bel-Air Guy

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 16 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0700

On the tail end of covid I tap in real quick to rant about the Super Bowl, dick shaped foods, and lots of other fun stuff.

We talked:

Getting covid
Euphoria
How to parent
Bel-Air and being a rich family
Kanye vs. Pete Davidson

and more!

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I Drove You To The Skytrain! (Featuring: Providence Ndizeye)

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 09 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0700

We're joined by Providence Ndizeye to talk about all the important stuff! Providence tells us lots of fun stories along the way that will teach you valuable life lessons.

We talked:

Bald life
Rihanna being pregnant
Club life
Confrontation
A script table read

and more!

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The Ultimatum

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 02 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0700

It's ME or HIM. It's US or THEM. You have to decide now. This is a very positive episode. VERY positive.

We talked:

Everyone arguing
Giving ultimatums
Open mic comedy
Guy goes on rant at a deli
Accidentally doing beta shit

and more!

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Gender Neutral Slurs (Featuring: Brendan Washbern)

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Jack Indadioff aka Willy Cummernot aka Brendan Washbern joins us for a fun episode!!

We talked:

The Jack Indadioff saga
Pranking city councils
Being replaced by a rat
AI girlfriends
Getting hit by a car

and more!!

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A Tiny Bit Of Homosexuality

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 19 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0700

Listen, no ones getting out of this thing called life without doing a little bit of homosexuality.

This week we're talking:

Dodgeball
Birthday parties
Little boys being gay
Arcades
Not caring about genocide

and more fun stuff!

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7 Inches, Thick, and Cut (Featuring: Liban Farah)

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0700

The first ever return guest on the show, Liban returns to discuss deeply important topics from around the world.

Such as:

Drakes dick and hot sauce killing sperm
Making a diss track about your ex
UFC fighters / Jake Paul
9/11, Pearl Harbor, Hiroshima, and Nagasaki
Fin Dom & Farting in jars

good episode, listen to it!

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How Do You Open

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 05 Jan 2022 09:00:00 -0700

We're so back folks. The #1 podcast on the planet has returned after a brief hiatus. We covered important topics, such as:

Going to jail as a bit
The Queen of Canada saying wild and fun stuff
Learning how to be a pickup artist
Harassing women

and more good fun

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Reality Is Garbage

Aidan Sousa — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 09:00:00 -0700

I've had a headache for 5 days. WOOOOO!! so fun. Death is inevitable, who cares.

We talk:

Why death is good
Living a hedonistic life
The real housewives
Island boys thugging for real
Reality tv shows

and more!

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Jeremy Fragrance

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 06 Dec 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Lord of the Rings is a little gay. Jeremy Fragrance is the coolest man to ever live. Tristan Thompson is a Brampton mans through and through. Deion Sanders' is amazed by the simplest shit.

We talked:

Hobbits having diabetes feet
Jeremy Fragrance
Britney Spears video
Tristan Thompson being a good guy
Deion Sanders is old and dumb

and more!

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Woke Comedy & Self Defense

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 29 Nov 2021 09:00:00 -0700

What do you call a gay Jew? You call them by their preferred name and pronoun and treat them with the respect they deserve. Woke Comedy!! Fun episode here, everyone's saying so.

We talked:

Ghosting a potential employer
Strip Clubs
The self defense guy on tiktok
Woke comedy
and why being Bi is bullshit

plus more!

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Just A Little Farm Boy

Aidan Sousa — Tue, 23 Nov 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Hey dirtbags! We're talking comedy this week. Open mic comedy. The Mark Normand show. Comedy! I encountered a little twink toy boy who was trolling for city dick outside of the show. Very fun.

We talked:

Open mic comedy
Suicide
Twink farm boy looking for a good time
Attacking a wrestler
Awesome lady who has lots of marital rules

and more!

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Housecoat Confidence

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 09:00:00 -0700

What up people? I got a fresh new housecoat and all the confidence that comes with it. Just a big swinging European dick in a house coat. Don't even try me.

This week we talked:

Housecoat confidence
"Woooo" people
Cocky/arrogant people
SNL Joe Rogan sketch
Our friend Kyle Rittenhouse

and more!

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Fully Nude At The Urinal

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 08 Nov 2021 09:00:00 -0700

It's LIT!! Things went awry at Astroworld and some people died. I went to a local boxing event. Support all officers and everyone with authority!

We talked:

Travis Scott and Astroworld
Local fighting events
Dealing with the mentally disabled
Indian music being lit as fuck?

and more!

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The CEO of Puss

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Don't let your boyfriends and/or girlfriends see or hear this episode, because they will be mine. The CEO of PUSS a.k.a. me is here this week to help everyone get as much puss as I get!

We talk:

Canadian tuxedos
Being a good step dad
Halloween costumes and adults
How to pick up chicks

and more!

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I Can Smell You (with: Sean McDonnell)

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Hey folks! It's the 30th episode and we have the great Sean McDonnell join us for a good ole fashioned giggle fest.

We talked:

Getting back into dating
Irish people in Vancouver
Getting blocked / Blocking people
A kid messes with people while they poo
Straight guys who have sex with men

and much more!

The Podcast Post is calling this episode an "Instant Classic" and "One That You Absolutely Cannot Miss" so make sure you DOWNLOAD the episode and SUBSCRIBE to the show on your podcast app.

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Mental Illness The Musical

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Not wearing pants for this episode because I was depressed and everyone's mentally ill. We talked about some of our favorite mentally ill people.

Topics:

The news
Guys who say "nice shitter"
MGK saying "I am weed"
Demi Lovato being dumb and psychotic
and I pitch Mental Illness The Musical

Loads of fun. Download the episode. Don't be a scumbag.

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Turkey Sux Ballz

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 11 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0700

It's Canadian Thanksgiving. Turkey is terrible. If you think otherwise, you're wrong.

We talked:

My bad haircut
Thanksgiving food being bad
Geriatric sex
Crazy anti-gay pastor
People being mad at Adele

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What's Your Sign? (Featuring: Liban Farah)

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 04 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0700

One of the best episodes to date!! Hilarious comedian and all around decent guy Liban Farah pops in to the studio to chop it up and crack some quips with your boy here!

We talked:

Joe Rogan and FREEDOM
Gary Vee and Entrepreneurs
Going through Liban's TikTok comments
No Context Rap Lyrics
and we try to find Liban a special lady

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Alpha Males & Erotic Fanfic

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0700

What's up beta liberal cucks? Are you an Alpha? Probably not. But we have a friend drop in to try and help us become one. We also read erotic Harry Potter fan fiction.

We discuss:

The pop up studio
Fantasy football
Alpha male guys
We learn how to be Alphas
and we read Harry Potter Fanfiction

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Cornholes and True Crime

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0700

I'm a little true crime slut this week. I got way too into the Gabby Petito case and I finally understand all these true crime bitches.

We talked:

Having a low body fat percentage
Van life
The Florida police
True crime vs. False crime
Lady goes anti anal at school board meeting
All time great internet video

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The Taliban Is Gay As Hell Yo

Aidan Sousa — Tue, 14 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0700

We are so back. After a quick trip to Afghanistan (Ontario), we get right back into all the important things.

We talked:

Afghani Women's Rights
Fun dinner conversation
Arguing with the Taliban
Blues Clues Guy
Voting for Jagmeet Singh

and more!

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Lowkey Highkey Sus

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Yo that's mad sus bro! This whole episode is so sus.

We're talking:

Training to fight your step dad
Cracked out naked guy
Weddings
Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley
Being sus

and more!

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Thanks For Nothing OnlyFans

Aidan Sousa — Tue, 24 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Looks like us sex workers are going to have to find other jobs. Thanks OnlyFans.

OnlyFans is banning pornography which is good news for no one.

Topics covered:

Being a sex worker
Using crypto to see genitals
Sex journalism
The other content on OnlyFans
Old lady racist tirade in Port Perry

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Not Perverted, Just Italian

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 16 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0700

EHHHHHHH FUHGETABOUTIT, IT'S EPISODE 21

After the greatest excuse of all time was laid out this week we talk about:

The difference between being a pervert and being Italian
Getting bricked up by fiction
Ladies saying they're into construction guys
Road ragers
Canada being bullshit

and more!

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How To Not Be A Loser

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 09 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Want to learn how to not be a loser??? This is episode for you. In one TikTok some weird guy tells us how to fix our entire lives with just one thing!!

Topics Include:

Fun radio contests
Costco families
How to stop being a loser
North Korea the Musical
Living in the age of hypocrisy

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NARBS By The Fire (featuring Deran Fehr)

Aidan Sousa — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Took a little camping trip, took a little shrooms, and did a campfire podcast

Lots of important topics covered in this one:

Topics include:

NARBS (no apparent reason boners)
Clothing choices
Fighting a bear
Tipping servers
Being scared to death

Dive in and listen to two wilderness experts discuss and solve life.

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Refuse First Aid

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 02 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Going camping!

Your boy is dipping out of town and heading to the mountains so we're talking a bit about camping and people who camp too much

topics include:

Camp advice
White people sports
Money for an ambulance
Smart boards
Caring too much about your birthday

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Force Yourself On Yourself

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0700

We are talking about mentality this week! This is now a self improvement podcast. Also we meet our new good friend Dan Pena.

This weeks topics:

Conquering your inner bitch
People who only have a "couple drinks"
Gunts
Jail or Dobrik?
Dan Pena videos

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The Neighbor War

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0700

A good ole fashion neighbor war has begun in my neighborhood after some people anonymously put notes on my garage saying I play music too loud when I work out..

I took it very well and handled the situation maturely... By yelling and screaming about it on the podcast and threatening to fight the person even if she's a woman. Which I guarantee she is.

I break down the whole situation and talk a lot of other shit, including:

Being in a human trafficking bubble
The complete lack of social/people skills of this person
The court hearing after I inevitably fight this woman in the alley
Follow up to hot girl with the fat ugly boyfriend
People being offended on behalf of others

and more!

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Wop or Wap

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Recorded live from Little Italy here in Vancouver, just minutes after Italy had won the 2021 Euro Cup. We discuss all things Italian.

Topics:

People forgetting how to be around other people
Being a drunk dope in your 40's
Reading off slurs for Italian People
Made up Italian History
Being a fan of partying content

and more!

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Fatphobia | With Jake & Josh Burella

Aidan Sousa — Fri, 09 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0700

Welcome to Smart Asses Volume 1!

The Smart Ass podcast has it's first ever guests on and we are joined by the Burella twins!

The twins are a couple of savages who did a 32km swim across open water to raise money for youth mental health. Just the youth. Older people with mental health issues can kick rocks, do your own swim.

We talked about:

Their swim and the whole process of training for it to actually doing it
The Paul brothers boxing
Fatphobia and what the hell that actually is
Vaccine people

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Love all you fatphobes! <3

Big Swinging Clock

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 05 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Happy 4th of July! Today we are celebrating America and discussing some of the controversies currently going on in the fine country.

We discuss:

The 4th of July
Sha'carri Richardson being disqualified from the olympics
The controversy of the "transgender man" at the WI spa in LA
The grossest fast food items of the last decade

Plus more!

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Canada Day Is Cancelled

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0700

It's way to f'n hot in Vancouver and Aidan is absolutely pissed! A guy he tried to buy an air conditioner off of won't stop messaging him during the podcast

We also discuss:

Joe Rogan's sauna thoughts
Canada Day being cancelled
A dumb idiot priest
some idiotic TikToks
Your goofy side coming out

And more!

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Abandon Your Family

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 21 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Happy Fathers Day to all the dads, fathers, sugar daddies, father figures, fat guys with "dad bods", everyone.

On a very special Fathers Day edition of the podcast we discuss:

Sugar Daddies
Being a good dad
A polygamous cult dad
Dad jokes
Modern dads

and more!!

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Not Weird

Aidan Sousa — Tue, 15 Jun 2021 09:00:00 -0700

After a week of travel and feeling like a bag of feces, Aidan sits down to talk

Getting sick
Kids birthday parties
Blippi
Craigslist
Jeffrey Toobin

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Quit Your Job

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 07 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0700

This week we talk about quitting jobs and getting fired!

We discuss:

Putting your children to work
Getting fired from McDonald's
Motivational guys on instagram
Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather
Kazakhstani body builder and his sex dolls

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Shut It Back Down

Aidan Sousa — Sun, 30 May 2021 09:00:00 -0700

After an experiment of getting out there and being around people again, it is time to shut it right back down.

We discuss:

People that want to talk vaccines
Being comfortable in the silence
Dog people
Mass grave discovered in Kamloops
WNBA dunk highlights!!!

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We Have a Man-Child Problem

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 24 May 2021 08:15:00 -0700

Man-child culture has gotten out of control so we need to talk about it a bit

We discuss:

May 24 Weekend
Sport Clips being the Hooters for Hair
Video game guys
Avengers & superhero guys

and more!

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Granola Gangster

Aidan Sousa — Sun, 16 May 2021 09:00:00 -0700

After a string of gang related crimes have taken place in Vancouver, Aidan talks about how he imagines a Vancouver gangster would be.

Also discuss

Brain dead / boring chicks
Weird couple in the park working out
Read off some 21 Savage and Young Thug lyrics

This is a fun one folks

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The Worst Kind Of Moms

Aidan Sousa — Sun, 09 May 2021 09:00:00 -0700

After a very nice mother's day, it's time to bring some of the mothers back down to earth and talk about the worst kind of moms out there.

We talk:

The top 3 worst moms to be
Homeless guy on a diet
Bill Gates divorce
Elon Musk hosts SNL

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Devil Woman From Hell

Aidan Sousa — Sun, 02 May 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Hot episode this week!!

Aidan is all fired up about this demon woman he encountered

We talk:

Demon woman from hell & unhappy people
Getting blue light blocking glasses
Joe Rogan's vaccine "news"
Getting catcalled by a group of guys in a truck
Young Thug & Gunna bailing people out of jail

Plus more fun

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Can't Be Missing Greens

Aidan Sousa — Sun, 25 Apr 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Episode 5!!

After an unexpected week of vacation Aidan's talks:

The whistle GOD Ralph Geise
Being ready for retirement
Golfing with two old Taiwanese men
Conor McGregor lookalike drug dealer
and the Josh Fight

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Dogecoin Billionaire

Aidan Sousa — Sun, 18 Apr 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Episode 4!

Great first month of the podcast and we have a good one this week

Aidan talks:

Making a billion dollars on dogecoin
Jake Paul vs Ben Askren and Triller
Getting his first youtube hater
Grown men who eat like children

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You're Really Healthy

Aidan Sousa — Sun, 11 Apr 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Episode 3!

This week we talked:

Getting a role in the Jeffrey Epstein biopic
Discussing vaccines at the company dinner
Two fat guys talking about who's healthier
Read some fun Prince Phillip quotes
and watch an elementary schools rendition of Scarface

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Get Back Inside

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 05 Apr 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Episode 2!!

This week Aidan rants about:

Poilitcal 20 year old's and staying in your home
Crossfit stopping covid
Reads off his old Skip The Dishes orders from his drinking day (terrifying)
The Ostrich Derby
and more!

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White Boy Summer

Aidan Sousa — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 09:00:00 -0700

The First Episode of Smart Ass! The show about nothing, for nothings.

Topics Covered:

Chet Hanks & White Boy Summer
Francis Ngannou & UFC260
The dumbest tweet maybe ever
Needing to be removed from skip the dishes and getting back in shape
Plus other nonsense

Thanks for listening and don't to forget to absolutely assault that subscribe/follow/download button. Really let it have it.