<![CDATA[Alcohol & Anxiety]]>5eb25f70-9b6e-562c-9eaf-ad89bbdd4c12Tue, 26 Aug 2025 16:00:43 +0000Captivate.fmAlcohol & Anxietyhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/35cf09fb-9789-480b-be00-1a32c5a3b353/fzPNLw9bgAJSzjs8Ru9CXbLG.jpgAlcohol & AnxietyAlcohol & AnxietyAlcohol & AnxietyAlcohol & Anxiety is a podcast that brings out the raw & unfiltered commentary, life stories, and opinions of real life cousins, Jessica (a widow with anxiety) and Jacob (who is "alcohol dependent"). Listen in and subscribe as you will be laughing, drinking, and maybe even questioning your own thoughts and mental state as no topic is off limits. Join us on this adventure of Alcohol and Anxiety.https://alcohol-anxiety.captivate.fmtrueepisodicnopodcastQ&A with GavinQ&A with GavinGavin joins us with a round of questioning. There is no rhyme or reason, but there is entertainment.

]]>Gavin joins us with a round of questioning. There is no rhyme or reason, but there is entertainment.

]]>005722de-ce52-4f60-845f-fca1ebbef313Tue, 09 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -040057:44truefull142142Make A Merkin Great AgainMake A Merkin Great AgainIn this episode, come explore 9 fun facts about pubic hair! That's right, we're talking pubes and you don't want to miss out.

]]>In this episode, come explore 9 fun facts about pubic hair! That's right, we're talking pubes and you don't want to miss out.

]]>79418f2f-c204-41b0-bae2-5d0a184f6427Wed, 07 Feb 2024 00:45:00 -040054:28truefull130130Coffee & GriefCoffee & GriefWhen life gets hard, coffee is there.

]]>When life gets hard, coffee is there.

]]>8b224127-6abc-4f03-8ec5-89cdc9f03f54Thu, 07 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -040044:54truefull122122Better Late Than NeverBetter Late Than NeverIt's like the universe didn't want this episode to be released. Between computer issues and the hosting website not loading, we almost gave up publishing this one. But here we are -- persevering.

]]>It's like the universe didn't want this episode to be released. Between computer issues and the hosting website not loading, we almost gave up publishing this one. But here we are -- persevering.

]]>7b1fc66c-4346-4ccf-9dc2-e9f7307c8df0Thu, 30 Nov 2023 00:45:00 -040001:05:29truefull121121The Tale of a Trapped SpiritThe Tale of a Trapped SpiritOnce upon a time, Jessica bought a book and felt like it brought a spirit with it. She's had anxiety ever since. Why she still bought it, we will never know. Where is that book now? Well....we don't have the answer to that question either.

]]>Once upon a time, Jessica bought a book and felt like it brought a spirit with it. She's had anxiety ever since. Why she still bought it, we will never know. Where is that book now? Well....we don't have the answer to that question either.

]]>debcd1d3-a9f3-4de9-8492-9e3933684e62Sun, 26 Nov 2023 00:45:00 -040001:12:14truefull120120A Week to Give ThanksA Week to Give ThanksIt is Thanksgiving week and we are thankful for you!

]]>It is Thanksgiving week and we are thankful for you!

]]>7f5c477d-d05d-46d9-90c0-38b43484e482Sun, 19 Nov 2023 00:45:00 -040001:25:09truefull119119OverstimulatedOverstimulatedThe last episode was a heated conversation, so much so Jacob was prepared to fight Jessica if needed. Fortunately, no feelings were hurt, but time to decompress was needed before getting back to normal.

]]>The last episode was a heated conversation, so much so Jacob was prepared to fight Jessica if needed. Fortunately, no feelings were hurt, but time to decompress was needed before getting back to normal.

]]>8363dca8-5ddf-46ea-a90c-cab8c33de25aThu, 09 Nov 2023 00:45:00 -040046:21truefull118118Peeing in the ShowerPeeing in the ShowerDo you do it or do you not?

]]>Do you do it or do you not?

]]>cd47565f-6bce-46bf-94cc-6d082c225001Sun, 05 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -040049:52truefull11711711:11 and a Prayer11:11 and a PrayerCome to us for all your prayer needs -- where we keep them short, sweet, and solid -- like Jacob's sex life.

]]>Come to us for all your prayer needs -- where we keep them short, sweet, and solid -- like Jacob's sex life.

]]>9240962d-d72c-4b65-8a17-0f42aed4e13cThu, 02 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -040001:07:07truefull116116...Or was it Ancient Astronauts?...Or was it Ancient Astronauts?We'll never know whether or not it was ancient astronauts or ancient aliens, but what we do know is how much Jacob hates that show. For someone that doesn't believe in aliens, Jacob sure talks about them a lot.

]]>We'll never know whether or not it was ancient astronauts or ancient aliens, but what we do know is how much Jacob hates that show. For someone that doesn't believe in aliens, Jacob sure talks about them a lot.

]]>3d8ff345-acd6-486d-af84-c90db428a545Wed, 25 Oct 2023 00:45:00 -040001:02:33truefull115115An Episode on a Monday!?An Episode on a Monday!?...We know, we know! It's been awhile since we've had a Monday drop, but look at us! We're here now and that's all that matters. This is life -- things happen, priorities take over, and you just roll with the punches. This episode isn't the greatest - nor the most educational - but we appreciate you for sticking around for it.

]]>...We know, we know! It's been awhile since we've had a Monday drop, but look at us! We're here now and that's all that matters. This is life -- things happen, priorities take over, and you just roll with the punches. This episode isn't the greatest - nor the most educational - but we appreciate you for sticking around for it.

]]>5715bb97-c111-4dc0-a511-7306608df000Sun, 22 Oct 2023 00:45:00 -040053:30truefull114114We Tried. We Really Did.We Tried. We Really Did.We missed yet another episode -- but it wasn't our fault this time. Our recording went corrupt and we were unable to load it for your listening pleasure. We doubt this one makes up for it, but again, we tried. You're welcome.

]]>We missed yet another episode -- but it wasn't our fault this time. Our recording went corrupt and we were unable to load it for your listening pleasure. We doubt this one makes up for it, but again, we tried. You're welcome.

]]>f03f8562-b5e0-41e1-89dd-fbb2f50cee67Wed, 18 Oct 2023 00:45:00 -040001:26:27truefull113113What's Meant To Be....What's Meant To Be.......Will Be.

]]>...Will Be.

]]>59fb0201-c6fd-42bb-bdc6-85323a4d3bdbThu, 12 Oct 2023 00:45:00 -040046:50truefull112112The Snap of the AssholeThe Snap of the AssholeMan, it feels good to be back.

]]>Man, it feels good to be back.

]]>673b34ec-5e33-42fc-a676-0333ca555cc7Thu, 05 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -040001:03:57truefull111111Wedding RecapWedding RecapThe title is pretty self explanatory. Listen in to hear all about where we've been, why we've missed episodes, and how the wedding went. Did Jacob bomb his best man's speech? Did Jessica really go to the emergency room again for anxiety?

]]>The title is pretty self explanatory. Listen in to hear all about where we've been, why we've missed episodes, and how the wedding went. Did Jacob bomb his best man's speech? Did Jessica really go to the emergency room again for anxiety?

]]>87af142f-6981-4d18-ad18-d627e126e7e5Mon, 02 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -040001:06:27truefull110110Wedding WeekWedding WeekWe apologize for missing a couple episodes, but the wedding countdown is officially on and we have some duties to take care of. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming after this weekend.

]]>We apologize for missing a couple episodes, but the wedding countdown is officially on and we have some duties to take care of. We will return to our regularly scheduled programming after this weekend.

]]>ae4e0aa4-a64b-40f8-8de2-d345ff516e02Wed, 20 Sep 2023 00:45:00 -040051:02truefull109109Walkin' FunnyWalkin' FunnyWash - Rinse - Repeat. That is how this episode feels. Just more of the same.

]]>Wash - Rinse - Repeat. That is how this episode feels. Just more of the same.

]]>f1f3a216-083f-4c6e-be00-08a90f520166Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:30:00 -040001:24:20truefull108108Sunrise vs. SunsetSunrise vs. SunsetGo to the Instagram page (@alcoholandanxietypod) and cast your vote - Which is better, the sunrise OR the sunset?

]]>Go to the Instagram page (@alcoholandanxietypod) and cast your vote - Which is better, the sunrise OR the sunset?

]]>86415cfd-e9c5-4684-9faf-95a40672dcfbSun, 10 Sep 2023 00:45:00 -040052:43truefull107107Turning Compliments into InsultsTurning Compliments into InsultsTurning compliments into insults -- the uncanny skill that many over-thinkers have mastered. Is it their own insecurities? Is it the ability to see through bullshit? Either way, accepting compliments isn't always an easy and comfortable thing for people. But thank God for football season! A highly anticipated distraction for the next few months -- shifting the focus off of our personal problems and onto fantasy leagues and pro teams. And for whatever football can't fix, there's always church and Christian music. Just remember, shit happens -- don't be afraid to stop, regroup, and try flying high again.

....this will all sound clever if/when you listen to this episode.

]]>Turning compliments into insults -- the uncanny skill that many over-thinkers have mastered. Is it their own insecurities? Is it the ability to see through bullshit? Either way, accepting compliments isn't always an easy and comfortable thing for people. But thank God for football season! A highly anticipated distraction for the next few months -- shifting the focus off of our personal problems and onto fantasy leagues and pro teams. And for whatever football can't fix, there's always church and Christian music. Just remember, shit happens -- don't be afraid to stop, regroup, and try flying high again.

....this will all sound clever if/when you listen to this episode.

]]>51a41ffc-9e1d-4412-a32e-e7a5576fa21aThu, 07 Sep 2023 00:45:00 -040058:37truefull106106Stir the PotStir the PotJessica & Jacob ask each other questions in an attempt to stir the pot and piss each other off. Do they succeed?

]]>Jessica & Jacob ask each other questions in an attempt to stir the pot and piss each other off. Do they succeed?

]]>db99ef5d-9388-4a2b-b4ef-0b369e38e0eaWed, 30 Aug 2023 00:45:00 -040001:06:47truefull105105Where's the Clip?Where's the Clip?Similar to how men have a hard time finding the clit, we had a hard time for finding the clip. But let's be real, in both scenarios, it's not that neither one can be found -- it's just that we don't want to put in the work. So, here we are, giving you the bare minimum -- hoping we please you and that you'll come back again.

]]>Similar to how men have a hard time finding the clit, we had a hard time for finding the clip. But let's be real, in both scenarios, it's not that neither one can be found -- it's just that we don't want to put in the work. So, here we are, giving you the bare minimum -- hoping we please you and that you'll come back again.

]]>24eb75a0-4709-4e61-b403-cddb37ba6607Sun, 27 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -040059:19truefull104104We Were on a Break!We Were on a Break!Contrary to belief, like Ross and Rachel, Alcohol & Anxiety did not break up -- They were on a break!! But don't fret, they are back with their same antics.

]]>Contrary to belief, like Ross and Rachel, Alcohol & Anxiety did not break up -- They were on a break!! But don't fret, they are back with their same antics.

]]>9c7808c3-45bf-49e6-ac1d-576aaa4ec63bThu, 24 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -040058:51truefull103103The White Noise...The White Noise......it's been hot, the air conditioner was on, it was never turned off during recording. So, enjoy the soothing ambient noise of the air conditioner while discussing a widow's challenges, random dreams, and crazy things happening in the world.

]]>...it's been hot, the air conditioner was on, it was never turned off during recording. So, enjoy the soothing ambient noise of the air conditioner while discussing a widow's challenges, random dreams, and crazy things happening in the world.

]]>23f77357-b6f0-4cfb-a57e-4803b5246989Wed, 16 Aug 2023 00:45:00 -040001:04:22truefull102102All Warm & FuzzyAll Warm & FuzzyConspiracy theories, aliens, dating apps, alcoholism -- it's all in this episode.

]]>Conspiracy theories, aliens, dating apps, alcoholism -- it's all in this episode.

]]>1d87225b-a31a-4e34-b5bd-ba3336f2c60eSun, 13 Aug 2023 00:45:00 -040056:55truefull101101Hey Google....Hey Google....Help Jacob & Jessica celebrate Episode 100 by Googling the most random things.

]]>Help Jacob & Jessica celebrate Episode 100 by Googling the most random things.

]]>4c760fce-309a-4c39-89b9-6830e3581740Thu, 10 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -040001:03:12truefull10010099 problems99 problemsEpisode 99 is full of problems and issues. But it is what it is.

]]>Episode 99 is full of problems and issues. But it is what it is.

]]>98fa8361-e18a-4873-b006-b37ce32ca71aMon, 07 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -040001:03:45truefull9999Banana RoyaleBanana RoyaleFrom Lizzo's naughty bananas to feisty cousins arguing, this is the Banana Royale!

]]>From Lizzo's naughty bananas to feisty cousins arguing, this is the Banana Royale!

]]>cd8e38cb-7f57-4113-9807-be2b20dc38b1Thu, 03 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -040001:19:54truefull9898Alien Invasioin....Alien Invasioin.......Are you ready for it?

]]>...Are you ready for it?

]]>89345530-3ca7-4a3a-9e76-eebcc84c4684Mon, 31 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040001:22:37truefull9797Is This An Abusive Relationship?Is This An Abusive Relationship?It seems like Jessica and Jacob are in an abusive relationship with each other and they're just dragging you into it.

]]>It seems like Jessica and Jacob are in an abusive relationship with each other and they're just dragging you into it.

]]>f21e8273-c3c1-4be7-bb0e-819c1eaafc00Thu, 27 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040001:18:41truefull9696....Continued....ContinuedAs promised, the continuation of the last episode. It's just a lot of bickering and taking shots at each other. They kinda sound bitter, honestly. But it is what it is.

]]>As promised, the continuation of the last episode. It's just a lot of bickering and taking shots at each other. They kinda sound bitter, honestly. But it is what it is.

]]>0c9505da-1879-4969-b313-41a450f66e41Mon, 24 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040043:48truefull9595To Be Continued....To Be Continued....Anxiety and Panic attacks have taken ahold of this duo for the last couple of weeks, and it still has a tight grip on them. So here is another episode that feels and sounds like a therapy session for them. With another trip in their plans, this episode has been intentionally cut in half. To hear the rest, you have to come back on Monday. Sorry 'bout it.

]]>Anxiety and Panic attacks have taken ahold of this duo for the last couple of weeks, and it still has a tight grip on them. So here is another episode that feels and sounds like a therapy session for them. With another trip in their plans, this episode has been intentionally cut in half. To hear the rest, you have to come back on Monday. Sorry 'bout it.

]]>ae146c64-47b6-4022-85e5-da46b9503a5fThu, 20 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040041:21truefull9494Two Anxious PeopleTwo Anxious PeopleAnxiety must be in the air, because these two hosts have been going through it...HARD! They're riding the wave and leaning on each other for help. Listen in -- now that they can laugh about their issues.

]]>Anxiety must be in the air, because these two hosts have been going through it...HARD! They're riding the wave and leaning on each other for help. Listen in -- now that they can laugh about their issues.

]]>51a28236-77a4-4ed7-8852-70e594bfaea9Sun, 16 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040001:04:04truefull9393Folds & Creases. Nooks & Crannies.Folds & Creases. Nooks & Crannies.Get your butter and jam ready.

]]>Get your butter and jam ready.

]]>6f07d173-af40-429b-ab5d-dd2053dde813Wed, 12 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040001:00:55truefull9292Hit it Like You're Mad at itHit it Like You're Mad at itDirty talk -- are you good at it? Or are you awkward like Jessica? How awkward is she? Listen in to find out.

]]>Dirty talk -- are you good at it? Or are you awkward like Jessica? How awkward is she? Listen in to find out.

]]>b2186858-b77d-4923-9cba-46f3febf6ee2Mon, 10 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040001:03:30truefull9191A Boat Load (of fun)A Boat Load (of fun)Jessica and Jacob tell you all about their trip to San Diego. It's worth a listen.

]]>Jessica and Jacob tell you all about their trip to San Diego. It's worth a listen.

]]>faed007b-db3a-46e5-809d-4939c0dc1ac2Thu, 06 Jul 2023 00:45:00 -040001:28:07truefull9090Covid Warning?Covid Warning?Enjoy this super pre-recorded episode, as Jessica and Jacob are off drinking, having hangovers, and fighting anxiety. Some things that are said in this episode may be irrelevant by the time it's posted, but it is what it is. Enjoy!

]]>Enjoy this super pre-recorded episode, as Jessica and Jacob are off drinking, having hangovers, and fighting anxiety. Some things that are said in this episode may be irrelevant by the time it's posted, but it is what it is. Enjoy!

]]>0c93fd11-bc39-4be0-a650-48bee9fc5520Mon, 03 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -040058:45truefull8989Happy Birthday, Jessica!Happy Birthday, Jessica!All that matters is that it is Jessica's birthday. End of story. Have a great day!

]]>All that matters is that it is Jessica's birthday. End of story. Have a great day!

]]>9240ea5c-1e40-4d30-a042-280c2fd665eaThu, 29 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -040001:24:25truefull8888Full Body VitiligoFull Body VitiligoIt's Monday and Jessica and Jacob are counting down the days until their next trip. They didn't lose weight like they wanted to and they definitely didn't even out their tan lines, but they're ready for it...they think.

]]>It's Monday and Jessica and Jacob are counting down the days until their next trip. They didn't lose weight like they wanted to and they definitely didn't even out their tan lines, but they're ready for it...they think.

]]>7d162c0f-6b2f-406f-a66e-50d1fddd8c42Sun, 25 Jun 2023 00:45:00 -040001:17:48truefull8787BANGERANG!BANGERANG!Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety. From submarines to airplanes, Jessica and Jacob agree they feel safer with their feet on solid ground. What tools do they use to fight back anxiety? Listen in to find out.

]]>Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety. From submarines to airplanes, Jessica and Jacob agree they feel safer with their feet on solid ground. What tools do they use to fight back anxiety? Listen in to find out.

]]>fec79ec4-edb0-4188-a795-24a95015ddc4Thu, 22 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -040001:08:39truefull8686Overthinking & AnxietyOverthinking & AnxietyIf anxiety wasn't bad enough, throw in overthinking and intrusive thoughts and you have a hot mess. Differentiating between "gut instinct" and anxiety can be rough...but sometimes, all you can do is just laugh about it.

]]>If anxiety wasn't bad enough, throw in overthinking and intrusive thoughts and you have a hot mess. Differentiating between "gut instinct" and anxiety can be rough...but sometimes, all you can do is just laugh about it.

]]>efd3c808-6cee-4f12-a980-75edd42043bfMon, 19 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -040052:54truefull8585...And Her Mic Cuts Out...And Her Mic Cuts OutMario is at it again -- messing with technology and cutting out Jessica's mic -- and at the most perfect time. Is it synchronicities? Or is it just a strange coincidence? You be the judge.

]]>Mario is at it again -- messing with technology and cutting out Jessica's mic -- and at the most perfect time. Is it synchronicities? Or is it just a strange coincidence? You be the judge.

]]>4759eb85-2aff-483b-b43a-30a15b8ba55cThu, 15 Jun 2023 00:45:00 -040001:07:07truefull8484Jacob aka "Wanna"Jacob aka "Wanna"Happy Monday. You know what to do....

]]>Happy Monday. You know what to do....

]]>afb7d3dc-e07d-4909-9549-06c2ca33a370Sun, 11 Jun 2023 00:45:00 -040001:40:42truefull8383A Bit of How's Your FatherA Bit of How's Your FatherFrom new idioms to meetings with mediums, this episode is full of knowledge. Listen in and see what you can learn from this group.

p.s. something strange happens to Jessica's mic throughout this episode. Is it spirit messing with the technology? Or did they just fuck up the setup?

]]>From new idioms to meetings with mediums, this episode is full of knowledge. Listen in and see what you can learn from this group.

p.s. something strange happens to Jessica's mic throughout this episode. Is it spirit messing with the technology? Or did they just fuck up the setup?

]]>79d5e2b5-2bb1-4a75-baa1-c6e89fd3d563Wed, 07 Jun 2023 00:45:00 -040001:22:08truefull8282A Surprise Appearance & Random TheoriesA Surprise Appearance & Random TheoriesJessica and Jacob receive a surprise visitor. Perhaps its the meds, or the lack of sleep, but Jessica's theories are all over the place and Jacob....well, he's Jacob.

]]>Jessica and Jacob receive a surprise visitor. Perhaps its the meds, or the lack of sleep, but Jessica's theories are all over the place and Jacob....well, he's Jacob.

]]>0ad5dec0-828f-46bb-bbd2-da882f1684b7Sun, 04 Jun 2023 00:45:00 -040001:16:44truefull8181Lose Weight or Live Life!?Lose Weight or Live Life!?Skinny people are not happy and happy people are not skinny.......but, like.....can we meet somewhere in the middle? And can we do it by the end of the month? And can someone give us the cure for bloating!? Please and thank you!!

]]>Skinny people are not happy and happy people are not skinny.......but, like.....can we meet somewhere in the middle? And can we do it by the end of the month? And can someone give us the cure for bloating!? Please and thank you!!

]]>b5fcc43c-b0b5-4bc8-bb0c-d04dcb92dde5Thu, 01 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -040001:18:23truefull8080The Variety ShowThe Variety ShowWelcome to another episode where you never know what you're going to get, but you know it will be a great time. From newborns to Charles Manson and everything else in-between.

]]>Welcome to another episode where you never know what you're going to get, but you know it will be a great time. From newborns to Charles Manson and everything else in-between.

]]>79612059-09c3-44c4-b6c8-6d60d631cdc2Sun, 28 May 2023 00:45:00 -040001:19:08truefull7979The Daddy MakeoverThe Daddy MakeoverSomeone goes into labor and someone needs a daddy makeover....oh and someone calls their grandma. For more information, listen to this episode.

]]>Someone goes into labor and someone needs a daddy makeover....oh and someone calls their grandma. For more information, listen to this episode.

]]>e73d7465-9be9-48cd-a59b-557afb8f32d3Thu, 25 May 2023 00:45:00 -040001:08:13truefull7878Low-Hanging BallsLow-Hanging BallsHappy Monday - this duo is back from their unexpected sabbatical. From parenthood to not feeling your age - to what men do with their balls when they shit -- it's all here in this episode.

]]>Happy Monday - this duo is back from their unexpected sabbatical. From parenthood to not feeling your age - to what men do with their balls when they shit -- it's all here in this episode.

]]>0879b2c1-e756-4f57-9824-bcbaf1945040Mon, 22 May 2023 00:45:00 -040001:05:12truefull7777Double ShotDouble ShotIt is officially Mother's Day and Jacob is back! Steven is still missing, so Jessica and Jacob had to hold this episode down like they did back in the day. It might be less sassy, but definitely still worth the listen....

]]>It is officially Mother's Day and Jacob is back! Steven is still missing, so Jessica and Jacob had to hold this episode down like they did back in the day. It might be less sassy, but definitely still worth the listen....

]]>de7bdb58-930a-4255-9caa-367e105e8826Sun, 14 May 2023 00:45:00 -040049:56truefull7676Happy Mother's DayHappy Mother's DayWith Jacob and Steven still out, Jessica welcomes her son Gavin on for a special Mother's Day episode. Break out the tissues, because it gets a little emotional. Either that, or Jessica is just hormonal and crying for no reason. Tune in and decide for yourself.

]]>With Jacob and Steven still out, Jessica welcomes her son Gavin on for a special Mother's Day episode. Break out the tissues, because it gets a little emotional. Either that, or Jessica is just hormonal and crying for no reason. Tune in and decide for yourself.

]]>60e9a046-8924-4198-a6e9-b5ac5623308fWed, 10 May 2023 00:45:00 -040049:57truefull7575Girl Talk with StephGirl Talk with StephJacob and Steven are out, so Stephanie has stepped in to help Jessica. It's a riveting episode, really. You should give it a listen...especially if you've ever wondered what women talk about.

]]>Jacob and Steven are out, so Stephanie has stepped in to help Jessica. It's a riveting episode, really. You should give it a listen...especially if you've ever wondered what women talk about.

]]>4689e92a-b2d4-4a2a-8b01-fe99efe71bc4Sun, 07 May 2023 00:45:00 -040001:33:46truefull7474...aannndd we're back (kinda)...aannndd we're back (kinda)Stagecoach is over and this trio is back. Well, kinda. Steven is absent for this episode as he still recovers. Jessica and Jacob briefly go over what it was like and how there experience was. Want to hear how it went? Well then, what are you waiting for!? Press play!

]]>Stagecoach is over and this trio is back. Well, kinda. Steven is absent for this episode as he still recovers. Jessica and Jacob briefly go over what it was like and how there experience was. Want to hear how it went? Well then, what are you waiting for!? Press play!

]]>308109f7-32bc-467f-92ca-73010c47052aThu, 04 May 2023 00:45:00 -040037:04truefull7373Pickup LinesPickup LinesThis episode sure talks about Stagecoach a lot, but sprinkled in there somewhere are pickup lines that are sure to help you out. Listen in and find the one that best suits you!

]]>This episode sure talks about Stagecoach a lot, but sprinkled in there somewhere are pickup lines that are sure to help you out. Listen in and find the one that best suits you!

]]>31ac5f4b-bc0b-43d0-a473-4e036f9fa1abWed, 26 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -040052:32truefull7272The Cure?The Cure?The power of the penis -- apparently it solves more problems than one.

]]>The power of the penis -- apparently it solves more problems than one.

]]>30076ad0-fd5d-47d1-881d-44c830e3c2aeMon, 24 Apr 2023 00:45:00 -040001:10:49truefull7171The Handy-ManThe Handy-ManOh you know, just the usual gay, AI, sex talk. And if you didn't know, Amazon sells everything and Steven is your new "Handy-Man". That pretty much sums it all up.

]]>Oh you know, just the usual gay, AI, sex talk. And if you didn't know, Amazon sells everything and Steven is your new "Handy-Man". That pretty much sums it all up.

]]>c8494d03-d903-4078-b6c2-8ad5331b3205Thu, 20 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -040052:28truefull7070Sixty-NineSixty-NineEpisode 69 starts off with a bang (no-pun intended). The first hour is chaotic, sexual, and hilarious. The second hour, things take a turn and they go deep (again, no pun intended). From fun to serious, this group says it all. Question is, how far will you go (in listening to the episode)?

]]>Episode 69 starts off with a bang (no-pun intended). The first hour is chaotic, sexual, and hilarious. The second hour, things take a turn and they go deep (again, no pun intended). From fun to serious, this group says it all. Question is, how far will you go (in listening to the episode)?

]]>ad5dc693-8ebc-4ad1-9945-dd73e5f2da70Mon, 17 Apr 2023 00:45:00 -040002:03:59truefull6969Happy Birthday, Steven!Happy Birthday, Steven!Join this trio, in celebration of Steven's birthday, while he talks about his most recent sexual endeavors. You really don't want to miss it.

]]>Join this trio, in celebration of Steven's birthday, while he talks about his most recent sexual endeavors. You really don't want to miss it.

]]>5670d8ce-93e1-4f27-a8b4-f5c8253ecd09Thu, 13 Apr 2023 00:30:00 -040001:18:46truefull6868The Alcohol & Anxiety LineThe Alcohol & Anxiety LineWelcome to The Alcohol & Anxiety Line, where you ask three less-than-qualified individuals for advise on your personal matters. While the advise provided may not be entirely helpful, it sure is entertaining to listen to.

]]>Welcome to The Alcohol & Anxiety Line, where you ask three less-than-qualified individuals for advise on your personal matters. While the advise provided may not be entirely helpful, it sure is entertaining to listen to.

]]>a15c0d1f-c93e-4b88-b0ee-7d71e8b143e7Mon, 10 Apr 2023 00:45:00 -040001:17:25truefull6767Dickphobia & Random TheoriesDickphobia & Random TheoriesLet's run through this real quick: Dickphobia, arranged marriages, sex, therapy, moon formation, gravity, operation paperclip, and more.

]]>Let's run through this real quick: Dickphobia, arranged marriages, sex, therapy, moon formation, gravity, operation paperclip, and more.

]]>59d380fb-6c9b-43ec-a8df-0277ab100ec6Wed, 05 Apr 2023 00:45:00 -040001:37:18truefull6666Music, TV, and Science ShitMusic, TV, and Science ShitRemember when music was good and Friday nights were made better by TGIF!? Ya, those were the days. Now we're facing killer AI, holes in the sun, rediscovered continents, new found oceans, and so much more. What a time to be alive.

]]>Remember when music was good and Friday nights were made better by TGIF!? Ya, those were the days. Now we're facing killer AI, holes in the sun, rediscovered continents, new found oceans, and so much more. What a time to be alive.

]]>8e408bce-a3cc-4670-88b9-df7bf197e411Mon, 03 Apr 2023 00:45:00 -040001:15:36truefull6565Double StandardsDouble StandardsWhen a podcast is as random as this, it is hard to sum up what a single episode is about, but lets try this:

  • A woman failed her driving test 959 times
  • Pepsi cheated a guy out of a jet
  • Stop identifying/classifying shooters
  • Guns
  • Garden gnomes
  • Sex (of course)
  • How to get away with murder (or not)
  • the definition of "dumb"
  • and so much nonsense at the end

]]>When a podcast is as random as this, it is hard to sum up what a single episode is about, but lets try this:

  • A woman failed her driving test 959 times
  • Pepsi cheated a guy out of a jet
  • Stop identifying/classifying shooters
  • Guns
  • Garden gnomes
  • Sex (of course)
  • How to get away with murder (or not)
  • the definition of "dumb"
  • and so much nonsense at the end

]]>017059c8-697d-4d3d-a44a-c1784b260dbfThu, 30 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -040001:28:23truefull6464Hungover and Time TravelingHungover and Time TravelingCNN reports on "Digital Blackface". Men want more male representation in HR. And other random stuff. You're Welcome.

]]>CNN reports on "Digital Blackface". Men want more male representation in HR. And other random stuff. You're Welcome.

]]>3a8d7c99-9329-4f1a-8adc-a4d81cb256c7Mon, 27 Mar 2023 00:45:00 -040001:08:05truefull6363There's Stories EverywhereThere's Stories EverywhereThe universal saying for "I wasn't listening to your story" has always been summed up in three words: Damn, That's Crazy!! That is, until tonight. Thanks to Steven, we can now substitute that phrase with "There's stories everywhere". There really is no better way to tell people you don't give a shit about what they have to say than by responding with that.

"Ya, cool story bro, they're everywhere!".

]]>The universal saying for "I wasn't listening to your story" has always been summed up in three words: Damn, That's Crazy!! That is, until tonight. Thanks to Steven, we can now substitute that phrase with "There's stories everywhere". There really is no better way to tell people you don't give a shit about what they have to say than by responding with that.

"Ya, cool story bro, they're everywhere!".

]]>fa73c6f3-de1a-46af-9168-5619b204308bThu, 23 Mar 2023 00:45:00 -040058:57truefull6262That Husband DickThat Husband DickSteven retells his most recent "hook up" story. Jacob went on a date. Jessica explains why Instagram won't recommend the Alcohol & Anxiety page to users. Are you shocked by any of it? Eh, neither are we.

]]>Steven retells his most recent "hook up" story. Jacob went on a date. Jessica explains why Instagram won't recommend the Alcohol & Anxiety page to users. Are you shocked by any of it? Eh, neither are we.

]]>8620a123-a497-4dc7-ba90-5ed9e89c4693Mon, 20 Mar 2023 00:30:00 -040050:39truefull6161Overripe Bananas & ButterfliesOverripe Bananas & ButterfliesJessica and Steven take a trip down to Palm Springs. Jacob reminisces about his younger days. Kinda sounds like a lackluster episode, and maybe it is. Maybe it's not. There's only one way to find out....

]]>Jessica and Steven take a trip down to Palm Springs. Jacob reminisces about his younger days. Kinda sounds like a lackluster episode, and maybe it is. Maybe it's not. There's only one way to find out....

]]>7508ff1c-60fb-42f5-b58f-9a9fd3a6005cThu, 16 Mar 2023 00:30:00 -040001:18:06truefull6060The Worst Feeling in Your MouthThe Worst Feeling in Your MouthRainy days, do you love them or hate them? Do you agree or disagree with Tennessee's call on drag queens? Do you like hair in your mouth or is that the worst feeling in the world?

]]>Rainy days, do you love them or hate them? Do you agree or disagree with Tennessee's call on drag queens? Do you like hair in your mouth or is that the worst feeling in the world?

]]>163428af-f910-4bdf-b3d1-b0d69bf754f2Mon, 13 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -040001:28:48truefull5959Farts, The Best Things Of All Time!Farts, The Best Things Of All Time!Do you have a soft spot for farts? Laugh uncontrollably every time you hear one? Do you enjoy a good ol' dutch oven? Or crop dusting? Then this episode is for you.

]]>Do you have a soft spot for farts? Laugh uncontrollably every time you hear one? Do you enjoy a good ol' dutch oven? Or crop dusting? Then this episode is for you.

]]>114ff5db-1ec5-40b2-b05f-05b5e5aba292Thu, 09 Mar 2023 00:45:00 -040001:13:50truefull5858Get Right With The LordGet Right With The LordIf this trio knows anything, it's that it's never too late to try to clean yourself of your sins. Ah, who are we kidding? They know nothing. Carry on and do you. Ask for forgiveness later.

]]>If this trio knows anything, it's that it's never too late to try to clean yourself of your sins. Ah, who are we kidding? They know nothing. Carry on and do you. Ask for forgiveness later.

]]>2fe8c6b3-ae99-45e9-a0c6-86ab237a0aabSun, 05 Mar 2023 00:45:00 -040001:27:16truefull5757This Just In...This Just In......Penis sizes have increased. Anal fluids are a thing...maybe. And with a new device, all you long-distance relationship couples can now kiss your partners all day/every day with the help of new technology. Listen in if you wish to learn more useless facts.

]]>...Penis sizes have increased. Anal fluids are a thing...maybe. And with a new device, all you long-distance relationship couples can now kiss your partners all day/every day with the help of new technology. Listen in if you wish to learn more useless facts.

]]>027d43f4-fd09-4b70-b7f2-d9e6a4205c4fWed, 01 Mar 2023 00:45:00 -040001:37:11truefull5656Wait, what!?Wait, what!?Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Ya, we don't even know. Just listen.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Ya, we don't even know. Just listen.

]]>6338ca2e-a39a-460e-bda5-a7f106e3c48bMon, 27 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -040001:50:12truefull5555How To Get Away With MurderHow To Get Away With MurderAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | The title of this episode would imply that someone in this group might know how to get away with crime -- Truth be told, they know nothing. But go ahead, give this episode a listen anyways. You may not learn anything, but you'll get a laugh out of it.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | The title of this episode would imply that someone in this group might know how to get away with crime -- Truth be told, they know nothing. But go ahead, give this episode a listen anyways. You may not learn anything, but you'll get a laugh out of it.

]]>04abac1c-b81d-4608-8f2e-adf954102f67Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:45:00 -040001:23:47truefull5454Kinda educational. Kinda hilarious.Kinda educational. Kinda hilarious.Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Jessica is an absolute child when it comes to talking about balls -- and as always, they somehow/someway manage to tie balls and vaginas into the conversation. It is what it is at this point and maybe the name of this podcast should change. Although, this episode does contain some educational information. It does involve vaginas and buttholes, but you'll have to tune in to find out what it's about.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Jessica is an absolute child when it comes to talking about balls -- and as always, they somehow/someway manage to tie balls and vaginas into the conversation. It is what it is at this point and maybe the name of this podcast should change. Although, this episode does contain some educational information. It does involve vaginas and buttholes, but you'll have to tune in to find out what it's about.

]]>c9cdcf51-2ae6-4585-8380-b9ae3a8fdba9Sun, 19 Feb 2023 00:45:00 -040001:39:03truefull5353The Private PartsThe Private PartsAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | On this episode, the trio spends a substantial amount of time talking about the male and female private parts. Jacob loves seeing thick labias, Steven wants to know how one takes pictures of their anus, and Jessica.....well, for someone that doesn't want to see all the penises, she's seen her fair share of crazy stuff.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | On this episode, the trio spends a substantial amount of time talking about the male and female private parts. Jacob loves seeing thick labias, Steven wants to know how one takes pictures of their anus, and Jessica.....well, for someone that doesn't want to see all the penises, she's seen her fair share of crazy stuff.

]]>98889116-0602-4a17-901f-293f27a2875bThu, 16 Feb 2023 00:45:00 -040001:40:39truefull5252Discharge + Secretions = DiscretionsDischarge + Secretions = DiscretionsAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | On this episode of Alcohol & Anxiety, Jessica pretends to know football - the police are called to her house - and she makes up new words. Jacob and Steven are just there to make Jessica laugh.

[Note from hosts] Utah!! You are blowing us away with your recent dedication and downloads of this podcast -- seriously, you guys came out of nowhere with this shit. Please, follow us on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod, and tell us how you found us because we are amazed.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | On this episode of Alcohol & Anxiety, Jessica pretends to know football - the police are called to her house - and she makes up new words. Jacob and Steven are just there to make Jessica laugh.

[Note from hosts] Utah!! You are blowing us away with your recent dedication and downloads of this podcast -- seriously, you guys came out of nowhere with this shit. Please, follow us on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod, and tell us how you found us because we are amazed.

]]>c8350731-e1a6-4711-8269-df667f8327faMon, 13 Feb 2023 00:45:00 -040001:50:10truefull5151We Had a FoursomeWe Had a FoursomeAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Holy hell - 50 Episodes!! These trash bags rang in their 50th episode with an intense foursome! The amount of tag-teaming that went on was exhausting and all the screaming was ear piercing. In the end, they all came together and had a great time.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Holy hell - 50 Episodes!! These trash bags rang in their 50th episode with an intense foursome! The amount of tag-teaming that went on was exhausting and all the screaming was ear piercing. In the end, they all came together and had a great time.

]]>339b7102-f0fa-4070-9fed-65bd36a650d2Thu, 09 Feb 2023 00:45:00 -040001:49:21truefull5050Jacob's Fired!!Jacob's Fired!!Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | WARNING!! You might want to turn your volume down before pressing play | Jacob is out and Stephanie is in. And this new trio is drunk AF!! This is hands-down the messiest episode yet, but there are moments of clarity and Jessica does cry. So at least there's that.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | WARNING!! You might want to turn your volume down before pressing play | Jacob is out and Stephanie is in. And this new trio is drunk AF!! This is hands-down the messiest episode yet, but there are moments of clarity and Jessica does cry. So at least there's that.

]]>90f527b2-4b2e-4c28-8f49-ff1e7a7e39ffMon, 06 Feb 2023 00:45:00 -040001:33:34truefull4949Ball TipsBall TipsAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | This episode consists of The Last of Us spoilers, Medical Stuff, Birth Control, and Dating Games.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | This episode consists of The Last of Us spoilers, Medical Stuff, Birth Control, and Dating Games.

]]>3aae9dc2-cf8e-42c5-96d6-36b33dd4b2afWed, 01 Feb 2023 00:45:00 -040001:44:31truefull4848A Dollar A DayA Dollar A Day[Queue Sarah McLachlan music] For $1 a day, you can help support three starving podcasters....

]]>[Queue Sarah McLachlan music] For $1 a day, you can help support three starving podcasters....

]]>af2a3691-952f-4a65-84c4-e063b693b9b4Sun, 29 Jan 2023 00:45:00 -040001:28:54truefull4747Deja VuDeja VuAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Is this it? Is this where it ends? Have they run out of things to talk about? Perhaps this trio should take a break from each other - regroup - figure out new things to talk about. Maybe. Just a suggestion.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Is this it? Is this where it ends? Have they run out of things to talk about? Perhaps this trio should take a break from each other - regroup - figure out new things to talk about. Maybe. Just a suggestion.

]]>ecabe2d0-f863-45a9-b0cb-5b1d908f67a5Wed, 25 Jan 2023 00:45:00 -040001:05:04truefull4646Chicken Wing, Spirit FingersChicken Wing, Spirit FingersAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Jessica, Jacob, and Steven spent the night out on the town - met a super cool person - and shared a few delicious drinks.....and it shows! Jacob broke Dry January, Jessica perfected her car dance moves, and Steven tries to convince Jacob that he can sound straight and "manly".

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Jessica, Jacob, and Steven spent the night out on the town - met a super cool person - and shared a few delicious drinks.....and it shows! Jacob broke Dry January, Jessica perfected her car dance moves, and Steven tries to convince Jacob that he can sound straight and "manly".

]]>c889ca7e-2c25-4ab1-a90d-cef4ba7a6f07Mon, 23 Jan 2023 00:45:00 -040001:19:38truefull4545Don't Skip Dick DayDon't Skip Dick DayAlcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Today's episode is quite educational. You'll be introduced to new countries, new workout suggestions, new personal revelations, and so much more. In all seriousness, how anyone listens to this nonsense is beyond us!

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Today's episode is quite educational. You'll be introduced to new countries, new workout suggestions, new personal revelations, and so much more. In all seriousness, how anyone listens to this nonsense is beyond us!

]]>65e69fed-567b-484f-80ab-72b5909417b5Thu, 19 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -040001:48:33truefull4444Don't Call Us. We'll Call You.Don't Call Us. We'll Call You.Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Episode 43 | Anxiety, medical anxiety, hypochondria - whatever you want to call it - has hit Jessica (again). In support, the team agrees to keep this one short. Will you get a second episode this week? Maybe. Maybe not. We'll let you know.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety Podcast | Episode 43 | Anxiety, medical anxiety, hypochondria - whatever you want to call it - has hit Jessica (again). In support, the team agrees to keep this one short. Will you get a second episode this week? Maybe. Maybe not. We'll let you know.

]]>5b71ef97-8853-4969-88c5-c6e5cd3c1722Sun, 15 Jan 2023 00:45:00 -040025:06truefull4343Idioms & Heteronormative activitiesIdioms & Heteronormative activitiesAlcohol & Anxiety | Episode 42 | Honestly, does anyone read these summaries?

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety | Episode 42 | Honestly, does anyone read these summaries?

]]>ac27c2f7-4f07-4102-a393-f5950f670859Wed, 11 Jan 2023 00:45:00 -040001:52:11truefull4242Don't Check Steven's Browsing HistoryDon't Check Steven's Browsing HistoryAlcohol & Anxiety| Episode 41 | The amount of useless facts Jacob knows never ceases to amaze Jessica, but the facts themselves are pretty shocking. The things these two make Steven Google on his phone is disturbing and questionable, but at least his targeted ads will become more interesting real soon. You're welcome.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety| Episode 41 | The amount of useless facts Jacob knows never ceases to amaze Jessica, but the facts themselves are pretty shocking. The things these two make Steven Google on his phone is disturbing and questionable, but at least his targeted ads will become more interesting real soon. You're welcome.

]]>33240c01-8eca-4e8b-960f-4bf1e66b99c0Mon, 09 Jan 2023 00:45:00 -040001:22:24truefull4141We Review Porn & ChocolateWe Review Porn & ChocolateAlcohol & Anxiety | Episode 40 | Jessica explains how she took her kids to the Ritz Carlton, but it felt more like the Motel 6 by the loud moaning coming from the room next door. They review porn videos and different chocolates -- yes, almost in the same sentence -- because there is no better combo.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety | Episode 40 | Jessica explains how she took her kids to the Ritz Carlton, but it felt more like the Motel 6 by the loud moaning coming from the room next door. They review porn videos and different chocolates -- yes, almost in the same sentence -- because there is no better combo.

]]>9be4dcfc-996a-49fa-adcd-6f9859fc88b5Thu, 05 Jan 2023 00:15:00 -040001:38:14truefull4040Happy New Year!Happy New Year!Alcohol & Anxiety | Happy New Year! It may be a new year but this trio is delivering the same trash as before. This was the final recording of 2022 - though it will be heard in 2023. Topics range from older men dating younger women, Andrew Tate, grieving, and sex dolls. What else would you expect?

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety | Happy New Year! It may be a new year but this trio is delivering the same trash as before. This was the final recording of 2022 - though it will be heard in 2023. Topics range from older men dating younger women, Andrew Tate, grieving, and sex dolls. What else would you expect?

]]>1bf4e113-a8a3-48ea-a206-e47326bb7edfMon, 02 Jan 2023 00:45:00 -040001:47:03truefull3939Riddled with AnxietyRiddled with AnxietyAlcohol & Anxiety | Jacob and Steven force Jessica to push through her anxiety and deny her her request to postpone the recording. So here you have it - Jessica trying to carry on in conversation when all she wanted to do was curl up in the fetal position. You're welcome.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety | Jacob and Steven force Jessica to push through her anxiety and deny her her request to postpone the recording. So here you have it - Jessica trying to carry on in conversation when all she wanted to do was curl up in the fetal position. You're welcome.

]]>ca375a2c-06c6-4f17-bca2-8df3782043bfWed, 28 Dec 2022 00:45:00 -040057:47truefull3838The First ChristmasThe First ChristmasAlcohol & Anxiety | Merry Christmas!! Jessica, Jacob, and Steven discuss whether or not Santa is real and when they started to question his real identity. This was Jessica's first Christmas as a widow, so she shares her experience....obviously. But don't fret, this trio has you laughing in no time and throughout.

]]>Alcohol & Anxiety | Merry Christmas!! Jessica, Jacob, and Steven discuss whether or not Santa is real and when they started to question his real identity. This was Jessica's first Christmas as a widow, so she shares her experience....obviously. But don't fret, this trio has you laughing in no time and throughout.

]]>3972bd76-c144-4dc9-a986-01f7cfb0169fMon, 26 Dec 2022 00:45:00 -040001:51:56truefull3737We Didn't Go To WarWe Didn't Go To WarJessica and Jacob spent the day battling anxiety - or "hangxiety". And while they didn't go to war, their minds and bodies felt like they did. Luckily they have each other for support - if nothing else, at least they understand each other. They talk about what helps them and how they prepare for certain events that they know can be triggering.

]]>Jessica and Jacob spent the day battling anxiety - or "hangxiety". And while they didn't go to war, their minds and bodies felt like they did. Luckily they have each other for support - if nothing else, at least they understand each other. They talk about what helps them and how they prepare for certain events that they know can be triggering.

]]>9e68ed04-ab41-4591-8805-4318cea9e2f2Mon, 19 Dec 2022 00:15:00 -040001:54:36truefull3636Just letting it soakJust letting it soakHave you heard of soaking? Better yet, have you ever tried it? Is Steven really talking about having kids!? Jessica has never Ubered? Is that really a surprise? And what does Jacob have to say today? Tune in to hear all about it!

Follow along on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod

Alcohol & Anxiety

]]>Have you heard of soaking? Better yet, have you ever tried it? Is Steven really talking about having kids!? Jessica has never Ubered? Is that really a surprise? And what does Jacob have to say today? Tune in to hear all about it!

Follow along on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod

Alcohol & Anxiety

]]>1b347ee3-89b1-48c4-8944-bf6302fbf3a7Thu, 15 Dec 2022 00:45:00 -040001:29:42truefull3535The One with the Cervix GnomeThe One with the Cervix GnomeThis episode is the perfect example as to why men should not have a say in women's birth control. Jacob and Steven discuss making their own IUDs called "The Gnome". Based off of what Jacob deems exciting, one can only assume it would not be the most effective.

Follow Alcohol & Anxiety on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod

]]>This episode is the perfect example as to why men should not have a say in women's birth control. Jacob and Steven discuss making their own IUDs called "The Gnome". Based off of what Jacob deems exciting, one can only assume it would not be the most effective.

Follow Alcohol & Anxiety on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod

]]>fc586b82-3a07-4f9f-bf27-1ed19f7b3b76Sun, 11 Dec 2022 00:45:00 -040001:24:49truefull3434The BidetThe BidetJessica and Jacob pack up the gear and take the "studio" to Steven. Jacob has his very first experience with a bidet, and by the sounds of it, it won't be his last. Which honestly, by the sounds of modern day dating, maybe it's worth investing into a bidet than into a relationship.

]]>Jessica and Jacob pack up the gear and take the "studio" to Steven. Jacob has his very first experience with a bidet, and by the sounds of it, it won't be his last. Which honestly, by the sounds of modern day dating, maybe it's worth investing into a bidet than into a relationship.

]]>5bbe3ca7-e877-44ec-8803-c427931156d7Thu, 08 Dec 2022 00:45:00 -040002:31:44truefull3333Bring the HeatBring the HeatEpisode 32 -- the one where they talk about Kanye, Elon Musk, and other "in the news today" topics.

]]>Episode 32 -- the one where they talk about Kanye, Elon Musk, and other "in the news today" topics.

]]>e702516f-e0e6-43a4-9d2e-7989a8456690Mon, 05 Dec 2022 00:45:00 -040001:49:26truefull3232The Bath HouseThe Bath HouseThe trio is back at it again. Steven educates Jessica & Jacob about bath houses and hookup spots -- Jacob is now afraid to run through the woods alone while Jessica has always been afraid of that -- which leads to a few conversations about the differences between men and women.

]]>The trio is back at it again. Steven educates Jessica & Jacob about bath houses and hookup spots -- Jacob is now afraid to run through the woods alone while Jessica has always been afraid of that -- which leads to a few conversations about the differences between men and women.

]]>8b190fa0-b2a5-45f4-ba5f-c57cab4234a0Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -040001:43:40truefull3131Be Normal!Be Normal!After the long holiday break, Jessica, Jacob and Steven get together and talk about how to handle a grieving family during the holidays. Ok, maybe not every grieving family, but definitely Jessica's. It might not be the best advice, might even sound a little bitchy, but you get to hear from a person going through it firsthand -- you might find it useful later.

P.S. Jacob, stop moving/touching your mic!

]]>After the long holiday break, Jessica, Jacob and Steven get together and talk about how to handle a grieving family during the holidays. Ok, maybe not every grieving family, but definitely Jessica's. It might not be the best advice, might even sound a little bitchy, but you get to hear from a person going through it firsthand -- you might find it useful later.

P.S. Jacob, stop moving/touching your mic!

]]>b44a697a-ff42-4375-b962-ed14b55da904Mon, 28 Nov 2022 00:45:00 -040001:04:10truefull3030Nothing to Talk About...or is There?Nothing to Talk About...or is There?Your favorite trio pulls topics out of a hat in an effort to keep the conversation flowing. It starts out as a light hearted and fun conversation, but somehow turns into a long discussion about funerals and Jessica's experience planning her late husband's services -- which must be something she subconsciously has needed to get off of her chest. It was a PSA they didn't know they were going to serve.

]]>Your favorite trio pulls topics out of a hat in an effort to keep the conversation flowing. It starts out as a light hearted and fun conversation, but somehow turns into a long discussion about funerals and Jessica's experience planning her late husband's services -- which must be something she subconsciously has needed to get off of her chest. It was a PSA they didn't know they were going to serve.

]]>0b7137e9-2174-486b-ad21-89f80afa824dMon, 21 Nov 2022 00:45:00 -040002:02:01truefull2929These Are My AdjectivesThese Are My AdjectivesWelcome to Episode 28 -- after always waiting around for Jacob, Jessica and Steven were patient no more, and started recording without him. You won't believe how long it takes before Jacob finally joins in. Was his presence missed? Listen in and decide for yourself.

]]>Welcome to Episode 28 -- after always waiting around for Jacob, Jessica and Steven were patient no more, and started recording without him. You won't believe how long it takes before Jacob finally joins in. Was his presence missed? Listen in and decide for yourself.

]]>9aa51950-1a4b-4753-9a5b-44adc5f1921aThu, 17 Nov 2022 00:45:00 -040001:40:25truefull2828One Day CloserOne Day CloserSince the recording of Episode 26, Jessica took her kids on a trip to Hollywood. While she had fun, it triggered all her grief. She tells her story - incredibly slow at times - and cries a lot. Honestly, she's kind of a hot mess and all over the place, but it provides an accurate representation of what grief can sound like. Steven tells us about his encounter with mediums and tarot cards. And Jacob talks about penises. As always, you'll either laugh and cry -- or laugh til you cry. Tune in and see which applies to you.

]]>Since the recording of Episode 26, Jessica took her kids on a trip to Hollywood. While she had fun, it triggered all her grief. She tells her story - incredibly slow at times - and cries a lot. Honestly, she's kind of a hot mess and all over the place, but it provides an accurate representation of what grief can sound like. Steven tells us about his encounter with mediums and tarot cards. And Jacob talks about penises. As always, you'll either laugh and cry -- or laugh til you cry. Tune in and see which applies to you.

]]>819e11c0-93de-45c4-a042-32b9fda2d3f4Mon, 14 Nov 2022 00:45:00 -040001:41:26truefull2727Send Pics!Send Pics!Let's get real about "sending pics". Jessica and Jacob asked for your point of view on asking for and/or being asked to send pictures. Steven joins in on he conversation - helping spice things up. Listen in and hear what your peers and hosts haveto say.

]]>Let's get real about "sending pics". Jessica and Jacob asked for your point of view on asking for and/or being asked to send pictures. Steven joins in on he conversation - helping spice things up. Listen in and hear what your peers and hosts haveto say.

]]>178066bf-fe09-4e77-879b-1c20cef0b1baWed, 09 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -040001:45:26truefull2626The Rich, The Famous, and The Ancient AliensThe Rich, The Famous, and The Ancient AliensThis episode starts off smooth but comes to an abrupt end. Who knew a conversation about ancient civilizations and aliens could get so heated!?

]]>This episode starts off smooth but comes to an abrupt end. Who knew a conversation about ancient civilizations and aliens could get so heated!?

]]>530b68c1-c0eb-4dc9-a4f9-ad5fe1ec70d9Sun, 06 Nov 2022 00:45:00 -040059:59truefull2525This Is How It's Supposed to BeThis Is How It's Supposed to BeIt is Jacob's birthday and he is a grown man now. He takes us step by step on how things go down at his place -- leaving very little secrets behind. He then questions his purpose, fate, and free will. Which obviously opens the floor up to Jessica's stories and belief systems.

]]>It is Jacob's birthday and he is a grown man now. He takes us step by step on how things go down at his place -- leaving very little secrets behind. He then questions his purpose, fate, and free will. Which obviously opens the floor up to Jessica's stories and belief systems.

]]>777283d9-543e-4ce9-8a54-47a7c037adfdWed, 02 Nov 2022 00:45:00 -040001:42:06truefull2424Saint Tito and the Lutheran Titus ChurchSaint Tito and the Lutheran Titus ChurchHere at Alcohol & Anxiety we value honesty. So when we say that you HAVE to listen all the way through, we mean it. Jacob owned this episode and the only time Jessica or Steven were allowed to talk was when Jacob fell asleep. But don't fret, Jacob does wake back up and is a whole new man -- or a holy man, "if [we] will". He preaches about his religion, praises his Saint Tito, and promotes his church the Lutheran Titus Church. Jessica and Steven have never laughed harder.

]]>Here at Alcohol & Anxiety we value honesty. So when we say that you HAVE to listen all the way through, we mean it. Jacob owned this episode and the only time Jessica or Steven were allowed to talk was when Jacob fell asleep. But don't fret, Jacob does wake back up and is a whole new man -- or a holy man, "if [we] will". He preaches about his religion, praises his Saint Tito, and promotes his church the Lutheran Titus Church. Jessica and Steven have never laughed harder.

]]>8fe7f7ae-4f6b-4141-8446-0d75d7a42d3cMon, 31 Oct 2022 00:45:00 -040001:38:55truefull2323Anxiety, Sexual Endeavors, and Everything In-BetweenAnxiety, Sexual Endeavors, and Everything In-BetweenJessica and Jacob welcome back Stephanie for what was supposed to be another installment in the "Sex Talk with Steph" series. However, as one should expect by now, they did not stick to the script. Tune in to hear their experiences with anxiety, sex, and everything in-between, as new secrets and revelations are brought to light.

]]>Jessica and Jacob welcome back Stephanie for what was supposed to be another installment in the "Sex Talk with Steph" series. However, as one should expect by now, they did not stick to the script. Tune in to hear their experiences with anxiety, sex, and everything in-between, as new secrets and revelations are brought to light.

]]>42a31b0a-8e8b-415a-8db0-85976d71eaa8Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -040002:19:03truefull2222#TeamJacob#TeamJacobFriday Night Live | Jessica & Jacob went live on Instagram and answered more of your burning questions. Before they got into the nitty gritty, Jessica addressed common concerns/comments that were brought to her attention regarding Jacob. While he needs no defending, and explanations were not warranted, she felt it was appropriate to redeem his name. And so she tried. Let's be real, it probably didn't help, but it was worth a try. To hear her rant and the answers to your questions, simply click that play button.

]]>Friday Night Live | Jessica & Jacob went live on Instagram and answered more of your burning questions. Before they got into the nitty gritty, Jessica addressed common concerns/comments that were brought to her attention regarding Jacob. While he needs no defending, and explanations were not warranted, she felt it was appropriate to redeem his name. And so she tried. Let's be real, it probably didn't help, but it was worth a try. To hear her rant and the answers to your questions, simply click that play button.

]]>16bde38d-6e40-476b-ad24-85eac104ea76Mon, 24 Oct 2022 00:45:00 -040001:36:00truefull2121Life After DeathLife After DeathIn true "Alcohol & Anxiety" fashion, Jessica and Jacob turn the conversation from sentimental to trashy without missing a beat. Jessica gets more tattoos in place of actual therapy - which probably explains her interesting spiritual beliefs surrounding her late husband's passing. Jacob lightens the mood by pointing out the disturbing fact that all of our parents are still having sex. Gross! Friday Night Live? What is that? Listen along and follow on Instagram to find out more.

Instagram: @alcoholandanxietypod

]]>In true "Alcohol & Anxiety" fashion, Jessica and Jacob turn the conversation from sentimental to trashy without missing a beat. Jessica gets more tattoos in place of actual therapy - which probably explains her interesting spiritual beliefs surrounding her late husband's passing. Jacob lightens the mood by pointing out the disturbing fact that all of our parents are still having sex. Gross! Friday Night Live? What is that? Listen along and follow on Instagram to find out more.

Instagram: @alcoholandanxietypod

]]>b303033b-52e5-45cb-a148-4f5aab0d7c08Thu, 20 Oct 2022 00:45:00 -040001:26:22truefull2020Hit Fast ForwardHit Fast ForwardWelcome to Episode 19 - officially the longest one yet. You can technically fast forward through the first 30 minutes and not miss anything of importance -- unless you want to hear bickering as Jessica and Steven call out Jacob's shit attitude. Jacob eventually gets out of his funk and spits off a record number of his infamous percentages and statistics. Listen in and hear how this trio go from fighting, to serious topics, to laughing about butt hair.

]]>Welcome to Episode 19 - officially the longest one yet. You can technically fast forward through the first 30 minutes and not miss anything of importance -- unless you want to hear bickering as Jessica and Steven call out Jacob's shit attitude. Jacob eventually gets out of his funk and spits off a record number of his infamous percentages and statistics. Listen in and hear how this trio go from fighting, to serious topics, to laughing about butt hair.

]]>d9420dac-ff5f-4efa-a1b0-16fe94fc1e35Mon, 17 Oct 2022 00:30:00 -040002:25:05truefull1919Reporting LiveReporting LiveJessica and Jacob host their very first Instagram Live -- with the help of Steven, of course. This was a trial run and a fun opportunity to give their audience the chance to join in on the conversation. Did everyone that said they wished they could join in on the podcast chime in and talk? Absolutely not. Will this be a reoccurring thing? Probably not. But you can definitely count on more videos coming soon.

If you missed the live, and are now experiencing FOMO, you can go back and watch it on instagram @alcoholandanxietypod.

]]>Jessica and Jacob host their very first Instagram Live -- with the help of Steven, of course. This was a trial run and a fun opportunity to give their audience the chance to join in on the conversation. Did everyone that said they wished they could join in on the podcast chime in and talk? Absolutely not. Will this be a reoccurring thing? Probably not. But you can definitely count on more videos coming soon.

If you missed the live, and are now experiencing FOMO, you can go back and watch it on instagram @alcoholandanxietypod.

]]>dbff811b-ac39-4266-86c6-d8000170229dThu, 13 Oct 2022 00:45:00 -040001:35:05truefull1818How does this connect?How does this connect?Steven is back and you'd think this trio hasn't talked in a long time. For nearly two hours, they shoot the shit, jumping all over the place. The way their tangent spirals and transforms is rather impressive. How does it all connect and flow? You'll have to listen along to find out.

]]>Steven is back and you'd think this trio hasn't talked in a long time. For nearly two hours, they shoot the shit, jumping all over the place. The way their tangent spirals and transforms is rather impressive. How does it all connect and flow? You'll have to listen along to find out.

]]>2f5854d7-9ecf-424e-a78f-99b82d05d4eaMon, 10 Oct 2022 00:45:00 -040001:52:28truefull1717Is it Anxiety or Spirit?Is it Anxiety or Spirit?With (mostly) sober October underway, the heated rants have been tamed, and slightly more meaningful conversations ensue. From anxiety and therapy to spirits and psychics, Jessica and Jacob share their personal stories. Listen along and see if you can relate and/or if you share the same beliefs.

]]>With (mostly) sober October underway, the heated rants have been tamed, and slightly more meaningful conversations ensue. From anxiety and therapy to spirits and psychics, Jessica and Jacob share their personal stories. Listen along and see if you can relate and/or if you share the same beliefs.

]]>d1ae441f-8c76-4152-97db-76a9460c9698Wed, 05 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -040001:07:31truefull1616Airing Out GrievancesAiring Out GrievancesWARNING: This episode lacks a substantial amount of the usual comedic relief. Moodiness, anger, sadness, crying, yelling, and talking back to your device may be a side effect to listening to this episode.

]]>WARNING: This episode lacks a substantial amount of the usual comedic relief. Moodiness, anger, sadness, crying, yelling, and talking back to your device may be a side effect to listening to this episode.

]]>726038a4-3774-4e19-a975-c353aec4f08bMon, 03 Oct 2022 00:45:00 -040001:18:37truefull1515Body Hair & Bar FightsBody Hair & Bar FightsLast episode Mercury was in retrograde, this episode, Uranus gets permanent hair removal (see what we did there!?). From body hair to bar fights, Jessica and Jacob discuss their experiences and expectations...and then some. Listen along as their conversation makes several random turns. And while you're at it, follow us on IG @alcoholandanxietypod.

]]>Last episode Mercury was in retrograde, this episode, Uranus gets permanent hair removal (see what we did there!?). From body hair to bar fights, Jessica and Jacob discuss their experiences and expectations...and then some. Listen along as their conversation makes several random turns. And while you're at it, follow us on IG @alcoholandanxietypod.

]]>d2f6c087-be1c-4203-9b63-9dfaf949fbaaThu, 29 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -040001:24:42truefull1414Mercury is in RetrogradeMercury is in RetrogradeIn this episode, Jessica explains the lack of published episodes last week while lightly discussing the need for "mental health" days. Jacob tells us how he really feels about Mercury being in retrograde. And they take a question from a listener in Oklahoma -- which briefly opens the floor to a sentimental talk about life and Jessica's late husband. Is Mercury being in retrograde the cause of it all? Tune in now and find out.

]]>In this episode, Jessica explains the lack of published episodes last week while lightly discussing the need for "mental health" days. Jacob tells us how he really feels about Mercury being in retrograde. And they take a question from a listener in Oklahoma -- which briefly opens the floor to a sentimental talk about life and Jessica's late husband. Is Mercury being in retrograde the cause of it all? Tune in now and find out.

]]>c9e392cf-b03b-4676-bc18-0c88f8dc5483Sun, 25 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -040001:13:50truefull1313Country Concerts & The Lord's WorkCountry Concerts & The Lord's WorkJessica and Jacob recap their experience at the Morgan Wallen concert and the fight that Jacob got in. He gets uber sentimental as he recognizes the meaning of life and the importance of the people in his life. It's a sweet change to listen to, but it doesn't last long, "or whatever" as he'd say. Are you subscribed? Are you downloading the episodes? Are you following us on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod? If not, what are you waiting for?

]]>Jessica and Jacob recap their experience at the Morgan Wallen concert and the fight that Jacob got in. He gets uber sentimental as he recognizes the meaning of life and the importance of the people in his life. It's a sweet change to listen to, but it doesn't last long, "or whatever" as he'd say. Are you subscribed? Are you downloading the episodes? Are you following us on Instagram @alcoholandanxietypod? If not, what are you waiting for?

]]>27b693e8-d9c2-46a0-98d0-bb8fd19cd251Tue, 20 Sep 2022 00:30:00 -040001:09:31truefull1212"Have Kids", They Say..."Have Kids", They Say......"it will be fun", they say. Ya, and it is also extremely frustrating. Jessica has a rough day and clearly has some lessons to learn about parenting still. Jacob expresses his thoughts on the "speaking things into the universe" concept and admits he'd cheat on his girlfriend before snitching on a friend. He too has lessons to learn. But hey, not everyone can be perfect 100% of the time.

]]>..."it will be fun", they say. Ya, and it is also extremely frustrating. Jessica has a rough day and clearly has some lessons to learn about parenting still. Jacob expresses his thoughts on the "speaking things into the universe" concept and admits he'd cheat on his girlfriend before snitching on a friend. He too has lessons to learn. But hey, not everyone can be perfect 100% of the time.

]]>6f0cd271-5f89-4a4a-ab38-101c69e76d78Thu, 15 Sep 2022 00:45:00 -040001:00:18truefull1111Life is a Party, Dress Like it.Life is a Party, Dress Like it.Jacob shows up to this episode, full of piss and vinegar, and shares his grievances on all the things from fashion to birthday celebrations. Jessica attempts to break up the tension with her laugh, only to ultimately make herself cry in the end. Why? Well, you'll have to listen to find out.

]]>Jacob shows up to this episode, full of piss and vinegar, and shares his grievances on all the things from fashion to birthday celebrations. Jessica attempts to break up the tension with her laugh, only to ultimately make herself cry in the end. Why? Well, you'll have to listen to find out.

]]>89363d68-eef6-4e6f-b36b-971daf16c773Tue, 13 Sep 2022 00:45:00 -040001:10:26truefull1010It's been a long weekend!It's been a long weekend!Jessica and Jacob are off to a bad start on this episode. After 40 mins of recording a podcast with muted mics, they had to start all over again, but with completely different topics in an effort to not sound scripted. They manage to scrape together some semblance of a conversation. Is it educational? Inspirational? Not in the slightest. Is it entertaining? Eh, maybe not. But they showed up! And that should count for something.

]]>Jessica and Jacob are off to a bad start on this episode. After 40 mins of recording a podcast with muted mics, they had to start all over again, but with completely different topics in an effort to not sound scripted. They manage to scrape together some semblance of a conversation. Is it educational? Inspirational? Not in the slightest. Is it entertaining? Eh, maybe not. But they showed up! And that should count for something.

]]>4207d2cc-ca10-4e50-9a92-d05740633ea5Tue, 06 Sep 2022 00:45:00 -040050:17truefull88We Apologize...We Apologize...Prior to you listening to this, Jessica & Jacob would like to issue an apology. Not for the last episode - they have no regrets - but for the poor fucking audio quality in this one. Jacob repeatedly hits his mic stand - causing an annoying ringing sound. And Steven forgets to plug in his mic - making him sound so far away. Oh, and Jessica cries. Cool! So without further ado, please enjoy this shit show of an episode.

]]>Prior to you listening to this, Jessica & Jacob would like to issue an apology. Not for the last episode - they have no regrets - but for the poor fucking audio quality in this one. Jacob repeatedly hits his mic stand - causing an annoying ringing sound. And Steven forgets to plug in his mic - making him sound so far away. Oh, and Jessica cries. Cool! So without further ado, please enjoy this shit show of an episode.

]]>098092a0-4c98-45ea-89c5-23e7113402d7Thu, 01 Sep 2022 00:45:00 -040058:18truefull77Are we canceled now?Are we canceled now?Jessica and Jacob drop the longest, most controversial episode yet. Find out how they bridge the conversation from dating as a widow to socialism. Call it a tangent, call it what you will, but they said what they said. Are they apologetic? Eh, maybe, but there's no turning back now. #unedited #unfiltered

]]>Jessica and Jacob drop the longest, most controversial episode yet. Find out how they bridge the conversation from dating as a widow to socialism. Call it a tangent, call it what you will, but they said what they said. Are they apologetic? Eh, maybe, but there's no turning back now. #unedited #unfiltered

]]>93256850-bbd1-451e-8656-1681b43359b8Tue, 30 Aug 2022 00:45:00 -040001:41:21truefull66You asked. We answered.You asked. We answered.Join Jessica & Jacob as they answer questions submitted by their followers. While they claim no topic is off limits, they hesitate to fully divulge information out of respect for other people's privacy. Do men queef? Is Jessica's butt fake? Is Jacob an alcoholic? Find this out and much, much more on this extended episode.

]]>Join Jessica & Jacob as they answer questions submitted by their followers. While they claim no topic is off limits, they hesitate to fully divulge information out of respect for other people's privacy. Do men queef? Is Jessica's butt fake? Is Jacob an alcoholic? Find this out and much, much more on this extended episode.

]]>70a0a23f-ced7-4605-918c-7310f5769b08Thu, 25 Aug 2022 00:45:00 -040001:41:17truefull55House of Anxiety & House of DragonsHouse of Anxiety & House of DragonsSpoiler alert! Jessica and Jacob share their opinions on the first episode of House of Dragons. How do you handle a panic attack? Jessica explains her experience with exposure therapy. And Jacob kinda-sorta-in a weird way apologizes for talking shit about men playing baseball. Find out why he says that.

]]>Spoiler alert! Jessica and Jacob share their opinions on the first episode of House of Dragons. How do you handle a panic attack? Jessica explains her experience with exposure therapy. And Jacob kinda-sorta-in a weird way apologizes for talking shit about men playing baseball. Find out why he says that.

]]>4a8ea82b-992b-4626-97b2-de307c465ebbMon, 22 Aug 2022 00:45:00 -040048:03truefull44Stupid Fears & Dad BodsStupid Fears & Dad BodsJessica and Jacob share their irrational fears, argue over why people post on social media, and go off the rails about dad bods. Does any of it really matter, though? No, not really. But it sure is entertaining.

]]>Jessica and Jacob share their irrational fears, argue over why people post on social media, and go off the rails about dad bods. Does any of it really matter, though? No, not really. But it sure is entertaining.

]]>9101f3c0-ab6b-4cd7-a27d-777e7588650eThu, 18 Aug 2022 00:45:00 -040051:47truefull33Sex, Shrooms, and Dating AppsSex, Shrooms, and Dating AppsWhat do shrooms, kegels, and dating all have in common? Well, nothing really, other than the fact that they are discussed here on this episode of Alcohol & Anxiety.

]]>What do shrooms, kegels, and dating all have in common? Well, nothing really, other than the fact that they are discussed here on this episode of Alcohol & Anxiety.

]]>587b28e8-40b6-411a-9ba3-b68ad9054311Tue, 16 Aug 2022 00:45:00 -040050:17truefull22Welcome to Alcohol & AnxietyWelcome to Alcohol & AnxietyJoin your hosts, Jessica and Jacob, as they introduce themselves and the Alcohol & Anxiety podcast. Laugh and/or cry along as they briefly discuss anxiety, widowhood, alcohol dependency and everything in-between. Buckle up, because it's a wild ride.

]]>Join your hosts, Jessica and Jacob, as they introduce themselves and the Alcohol & Anxiety podcast. Laugh and/or cry along as they briefly discuss anxiety, widowhood, alcohol dependency and everything in-between. Buckle up, because it's a wild ride.

]]>9d359824-2b61-4798-af54-6a6fbf92f188Tue, 16 Aug 2022 00:45:00 -040027:33truefull11