<![CDATA[Alphard Wars]]>1479fffb-81b8-5bd8-90ee-bf1c9b05a83bTue, 14 Nov 2023 11:00:24 +0000Captivate.fmJames Ockendenhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/f9a2054c-fe78-4eb0-bbc3-455c08983f03/Vzz_d4PfBemmy-TLDBSJUyJS.jpgAlphard WarsJames OckendenJames OckendenA weekly 5-minute satirical drama produced for RTHK's Wham Bam Tram! When an unfathomable accident causes a decorated Hong Kong cop and a "carboard granny" to swap bodies, the city looks very different to both of them. Lady Lim is an elderly woman, collecting cardboard to survive. Officer Davina Veda is a heroic cop whose career lies in the balance of Hong Kong politics. Restoring their lives will take everything they've got... if they can even agree to help each other. Starring (in order of appearance): Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive Tony B: Officer Frank Li Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley Norman Lovett: Chiefty McChieftan James Ockenden: Alphard Male, Transport chief Bauhinia Li, CE's secretary Sunshine, ambulance worker VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE) https://variety.com/2021/politics/asia/alphard-wars-to-lift-hong-kong-roadblock-satire-1234939676/ https://alphard-wars.captivate.fmfalseepisodicnopodcastDamn Those Dripping Air ConditionersDamn Those Dripping Air ConditionersThere's only one chance to fix the space-time rift, but will anyone remember a crucial detail?

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>There's only one chance to fix the space-time rift, but will anyone remember a crucial detail?

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>2b3d0538-2e85-4329-9ca6-95c5949a0710Tue, 14 Nov 2023 19:00:00 +080005:42falsefull1131131James OckendenAVs Gone BadAVs Gone BadLady Lim gets a shock. The team regroup, with help from an unexpected four-legged friend

Very Special Guest: Red Dwarf's Norman Lovett as Chiefty McChieftan the Autonomous Alphard!

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

Norman Lovett: Chiefty McChieftan

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>Lady Lim gets a shock. The team regroup, with help from an unexpected four-legged friend

Very Special Guest: Red Dwarf's Norman Lovett as Chiefty McChieftan the Autonomous Alphard!

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

Norman Lovett: Chiefty McChieftan

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>2bda1c4c-f7ea-4a4d-981b-c8ad5f040be3Tue, 07 Nov 2023 19:00:00 +080005:32falsefull1121121James OckendenLights By The MonthLights By The MonthLady Lim enjoys a taste of luxury: but her new vehicle isn't all it seems, as the gang plot to reverse history

Very Special Guest: Red Dwarf's Norman Lovett as Chiefty McChieftan the Autonomous Alphard!

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Alok Jain: Number One

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

Norman Lovett: Chiefty McChieftan

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>Lady Lim enjoys a taste of luxury: but her new vehicle isn't all it seems, as the gang plot to reverse history

Very Special Guest: Red Dwarf's Norman Lovett as Chiefty McChieftan the Autonomous Alphard!

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Alok Jain: Number One

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

Norman Lovett: Chiefty McChieftan

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>c4ae68f9-ea26-42a7-8608-e3397f231942Tue, 31 Oct 2023 19:00:00 +080007:00falsefull1111111James OckendenHong Kong's Chief Takes A WalkHong Kong's Chief Takes A WalkHong Kong's first female Chief Executive attempts to walk from Government House to Bowen Road

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine, CSP Yu

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>Hong Kong's first female Chief Executive attempts to walk from Government House to Bowen Road

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine, CSP Yu

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>1692e90d-1b5d-4a32-9afa-ea4dd7ee6e12Tue, 24 Oct 2023 19:00:00 +080006:12falsefull1101101James OckendenWoe from the Flying FliesWoe from the Flying FliesThe desperate duo uncover a secretive police team behind their recent woes: the feared Flying Flies

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine, judge

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>The desperate duo uncover a secretive police team behind their recent woes: the feared Flying Flies

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine, judge

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>8a62b10c-5c59-49c8-8951-a52cd917101cTue, 17 Oct 2023 19:00:00 +080005:46falsefull19191James OckendenLicence Plates Are Hard to FindLicence Plates Are Hard to FindVeda gets arrested searching for publicly available licence plate information

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: Transport clerk; CSP Yu

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>Veda gets arrested searching for publicly available licence plate information

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: Transport clerk; CSP Yu

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>fe7fab00-3dde-4086-af6c-80966067a10aTue, 10 Oct 2023 19:00:00 +080006:04falsefull18181James OckendenCardboard KidnapCardboard KidnapHoping to flush Veda out, dark forces make a move on an old friend

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: CSP Yu

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)



]]>Hoping to flush Veda out, dark forces make a move on an old friend

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

James Ockenden: CSP Yu

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)



]]>0e33f6da-fa33-49be-ba86-b8b3143b4f1cTue, 03 Oct 2023 19:00:00 +080005:26falsefull17171James OckendenThe Swimming ShedThe Swimming ShedVeda meets her nemesis - wearing a bikini. A deal seems impossible

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)



]]>Veda meets her nemesis - wearing a bikini. A deal seems impossible

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)



]]>d0901856-430a-468b-a1b3-b6681d014b7eTue, 26 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +080006:27falsefull16161James OckendenNaked AmbitionNaked AmbitionThe Chief Executive needs to decide on a new police chief. Veda finds an old friend from the street. Frank continues his hunt.

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>The Chief Executive needs to decide on a new police chief. Veda finds an old friend from the street. Frank continues his hunt.

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

James Ockenden: CE's secretary Sunshine

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>cf7fff28-1248-4cf5-bddd-bf18eabb55d5Tue, 19 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +080006:04falsefull15151James OckendenA Mole SurfacesA Mole SurfacesFrank finds Veda's change in direction suspicious, while the stricken officer finds a friend in the Jockey Club stables

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

James Ockenden: Transport chief Bauhinia Li

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>Frank finds Veda's change in direction suspicious, while the stricken officer finds a friend in the Jockey Club stables

Starring:

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Cordelia Choy Wai-ling: Shirley

James Ockenden: Transport chief Bauhinia Li

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>8a25136d-4c81-4358-90f5-123b82652904Tue, 12 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +080005:51falsefull14141James OckendenCardboard Granny InvestigatesCardboard Granny InvestigatesOfficer Veda seeks answers: but she struggles to move around with her cardboard trolley

Starring:

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

James Ockenden: Alphard Male, extras

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>Officer Veda seeks answers: but she struggles to move around with her cardboard trolley

Starring:

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

James Ockenden: Alphard Male, extras

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>08a00a93-d505-42d4-814b-a32a0daedec4Tue, 05 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +080005:58falsefull13131James OckendenGood Cop Bad CopGood Cop Bad CopQuestioning her new-found identity, Lady Lim finds herself at the centre of a police operation... as a commander.

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>Questioning her new-found identity, Lady Lim finds herself at the centre of a police operation... as a commander.

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>a7c0b258-486b-47cf-a6a5-255489b75a15Tue, 29 Aug 2023 19:00:00 +080004:31falsefull12121James OckendenBody ShiftBody ShiftA decorated cop and an old lady have their lives inextricably intertwined following a radioactive waste crash in central Hong Kong

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>A decorated cop and an old lady have their lives inextricably intertwined following a radioactive waste crash in central Hong Kong

Starring:

Priscilla Lai Ching-ping: Chief Executive

Tony B: Officer Frank Li

Jo Chim: CSP Davina Veda

Minna Cheung Yin-man: Lady Lim

Written and produced by James Ockenden

VARIETY: ‘Alphard Wars’ to Pierce Hong Kong’s Roadblock on Satire (EXCLUSIVE)

]]>1c93933c-099b-4388-a9f1-e2826d947eb2Tue, 22 Aug 2023 19:15:00 +080005:45falsefull11111James Ockenden