Mon, 16 Jan 2023 15:31:18 +0000Captivate.fmGary Yordonhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/6b98ffbd-1cc4-47b5-b7a9-93c24957a322/pzuybfcle2l7aijgacr4vq-r.jpgGary YordonGary YordonBanana Peel Boulevard is the podcast where all things are possible. When you hop on the boulevard for a ride, all your dreams can come true. (Except the ones you have at night, or anything that involves making you rich, or finding the partner of your dreams, or really any hopes or aspirations for that matter). But we can kill fifteen minutes with the best of them, so there’s that. We will share our thoughts about all the amazing life adventures we all face trying to move forward from one day to the next. First, we chat and then a read from Gary Yordon’s book, Driving the Road of Life With a Flat Tire. From the hilarious to the heart-wrenching, there’s something for everyone on Banana Peel Boulevard.https://banana-peel-boulevard.captivate.fmnoepisodicThe Dancing FoolIf you’ve ever felt self conscious dancing, join the worst club ever. 

]]>If you’ve ever felt self conscious dancing, join the worst club ever. 

]]>cafe7e54-3b02-41f8-8361-2bb2bf7bed54Sat, 13 Mar 2021 20:00:00 -050016:48nofull17Gary YordonThe SpeedoWhen you are brave enough to wear a Speedo it makes a statement. When I wore mine it was more like an apology...

]]>When you are brave enough to wear a Speedo it makes a statement. When I wore mine it was more like an apology...

]]>b58ddcfb-5e58-4e13-b264-47e7d52cf610Sun, 07 Mar 2021 00:45:00 -050017:46nofull16Gary YordonGhosts of John DenhamDo you believe in ghosts? We invited a few to join us on the show.

]]>Do you believe in ghosts? We invited a few to join us on the show.

]]>c1d8ad27-c12e-4651-add6-5e30ea3b3455Sat, 23 Jan 2021 12:00:00 -050020:12nofull15Gary YordonFlu Shots and Turkey MeltsDear Corporate America, Don’t make me buy your product before you’ll help people. 

]]>Dear Corporate America, Don’t make me buy your product before you’ll help people. 

]]>67f6c2ad-933d-4e82-b626-6c2da02caf76Sat, 16 Jan 2021 12:00:00 -050012:38nofull14Gary YordonObitsDon’t wait for your family to write your obituary. We have advice about how to embellish your life story.

]]>Don’t wait for your family to write your obituary. We have advice about how to embellish your life story.

]]>0e80611c-04f1-4b19-9085-47c380175767Sat, 09 Jan 2021 23:00:00 -050016:52nofull13Gary YordonNo JokeIf there was ever a time when we all needed a good joke, this is it...

]]>If there was ever a time when we all needed a good joke, this is it...

]]>0b4f2c4a-ec87-45cd-b6c0-fe244b5f71a7Sat, 26 Dec 2020 12:00:00 -050016:56nofull12Gary YordonCatfishingThere is no manual for removing a fishhook from a kitty... Our best guess why is because catching one is so rare... 

]]>There is no manual for removing a fishhook from a kitty... Our best guess why is because catching one is so rare... 

]]>878223af-ad0e-4ea0-8fb5-56156901ecd3Sat, 12 Dec 2020 12:00:00 -050012:00nofull11Gary YordonNear Death ExperienceI’m pretty sure my headstone should read, “See, I told you I was sick..."

]]>I’m pretty sure my headstone should read, “See, I told you I was sick..."

]]>9c3afc42-9dbf-4c07-bbfc-de7213d66970Sat, 05 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -050009:56nofull10Gary YordonBridge ViewsSometimes the hardest things to see are the ones that are right in front of you...

]]>Sometimes the hardest things to see are the ones that are right in front of you...

]]>6b6acdbe-1d73-46e5-8484-bb05f5030441Sat, 21 Nov 2020 18:00:00 -050012:41nofull9Gary YordonRules from the "How to Be a Man" HandbookThere is one question in the married male universe for which there is no acceptable answer; When your significant other asks which of their friends you find sexy. This episode provides literally no guidance.

]]>There is one question in the married male universe for which there is no acceptable answer; When your significant other asks which of their friends you find sexy. This episode provides literally no guidance.

]]>689ec54d-07e4-46fe-9dee-b27306387821Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:00:00 -050011:10nofull8Gary YordonUnfriendly SkiesHow I conquered my fear of flying but increased my fear of clowns...

]]>How I conquered my fear of flying but increased my fear of clowns...

]]>d9f393c9-4212-4936-a0f1-51ce341819b4Sat, 07 Nov 2020 14:00:00 -050012:39nofull7Gary YordonBubble ArtI love the adventures life brings... the good, the bad, the happy and the sad. Life as a roller coaster is much richer than life on a merry-go-round.

]]>I love the adventures life brings... the good, the bad, the happy and the sad. Life as a roller coaster is much richer than life on a merry-go-round.

]]>06457d56-0e3b-47a0-87e2-bb9af8c57fcdSat, 31 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -050013:00nofull6Gary YordonHammerheadWhen considering a home project, my first goal is always survival. If whatever needed fixing actually gets fixed, I just consider that a bonus. - Gary Yordon

]]>When considering a home project, my first goal is always survival. If whatever needed fixing actually gets fixed, I just consider that a bonus. - Gary Yordon

]]>3192108e-b3fb-438e-9336-2d3b767e9de0Sat, 24 Oct 2020 17:00:00 -050013:58yesfull5Gary YordonThe McTruthThere is so much political theatre these days, that it’s tough to be heard above the noise. But sometimes in the most unexpected places, quiet simple truth rears it’s head. - Gary Yordon

]]>There is so much political theatre these days, that it’s tough to be heard above the noise. But sometimes in the most unexpected places, quiet simple truth rears it’s head. - Gary Yordon

]]>aab0d2fe-81c2-4935-906e-1024b3500dabSat, 17 Oct 2020 23:45:00 -050010:38nofull4Gary YordonMy Secret ShameWe all have a secret shame. That one thing we don’t share with people. Yet whatever that secret shame is, we are drawn to it like a mosquito to one of those disturbing blue-light zapping gizmos. Maybe it’s as simple as inhaling a few donuts late at night when no one is looking, but for some it’s significantly more troubling. – Gary Yordon

]]>We all have a secret shame. That one thing we don’t share with people. Yet whatever that secret shame is, we are drawn to it like a mosquito to one of those disturbing blue-light zapping gizmos. Maybe it’s as simple as inhaling a few donuts late at night when no one is looking, but for some it’s significantly more troubling. – Gary Yordon

]]>29db5093-de9d-4f9d-8395-27f6bc241ba6Sat, 10 Oct 2020 16:30:00 -050013:00nofull3Gary YordonMurder of CrowsThis episode is for every guy who doesn’t like hunting but feels really weird telling that to a bunch of hunters. Sometimes the best way to let hunters know you don’t belong is to show up. - Gary Yordon

]]>This episode is for every guy who doesn’t like hunting but feels really weird telling that to a bunch of hunters. Sometimes the best way to let hunters know you don’t belong is to show up. - Gary Yordon

]]>0b278b00-bec8-4cb2-bced-aa0c4ca3805fWed, 23 Sep 2020 14:45:00 -050017:52nofull2Gary YordonBlueberry PancakesWhen Gary Yordon had his first child his father told him that nothing he does in life will be more important or more rewarding than being a father. His father was right. Blueberry Pancakes is the story of three remarkable fathers who did something small to make a big difference. 

]]>When Gary Yordon had his first child his father told him that nothing he does in life will be more important or more rewarding than being a father. His father was right. Blueberry Pancakes is the story of three remarkable fathers who did something small to make a big difference. 

]]>992c1526-8688-44fd-a6c0-288061bf3c80Wed, 23 Sep 2020 14:30:00 -050014:42nofull1Gary Yordon