Blades in Paradise

Blades Down Under 4: Blue-ringed Octopus

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 00:15:00 -0400

Kaiju fight! It's a maelstrom as the party fight their way out of the prison. Can they survive the storm or will they go down with the ship?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the Fran Belvedere

Justin as Ykevin

Riley as Big Blue Bubble

Meg Humphrey as Barry

Aya "Crow" Sakate as Emily Valentine

Blades Down Under is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Blades 68, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can back their crowdfunding campaign here from 2/10/26 through 3/10/26.

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Blades Down Under 3: Rip Tide

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 00:15:00 -0400

It's time for a prison break! Hijinks ensue as HGTV put their plan into action.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the Fran Belvedere

Justin as Ykevin

Riley as Big Blue Bubble

Meg Humphrey as Barry

Aya "Crow" Sakate as Emily Valentine

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Blades Down Under 2: Tide Pooling

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 00:15:00 -0400

It's time to gather some information. The group splits up as they build their plan to escape the prison.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the Fran Belvedere

Justin as Ykevin

Riley as Big Blue Bubble

Meg Humphrey as Barry

Aya "Crow" Sakate as Emily Valentine

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Blades Down Under 1: GoldBondi

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 00:15:00 -0400

The crew of "How Governments Topple Violently" aka HGTV have been tasked with a covert rescue operation from the most secure prison colony on earth- the underwater domed city of Elation. Can they save the Count, Monty Crisco?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the Fran Belvedere

Justin as Ykevin

Riley as Big Blue Bubble

Meg Humphrey as Barry

Aya "Crow" Sakate as Emily Valentine

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Bonus: It's the Great Mallenweenmas, Riley Brown

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0400

It's a nostalgic bash as three teens work the holiday shift at the Circuit City mall. What starts as a quiet night turns to terror as a horde descends on the unsuspecting trio. Will they survive the shift or will the fall to the furry fury?

Starring:

Riley as the GM

Jim as Duncan Donut

Justin as B. Dalton Bookseller

Domi as Tiffany Andco

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.

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C1E33: The Locker of Secrets

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0400

The time has finally come to find out what dirt Benny had on Lantern Corp in his train locker. What dark secrets will ESPN uncover?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

Domi as Liberty Mutual

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C1E32: The Truth About Paradise

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0400

ESPN takes time to rest, recover, and grieve in Tightwad after their adventure at Famous Films before Stirling's old friend, Liberty Mutual, pays them a visit to help spread the Truth about Lantern Corp.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

Domi as Liberty Mutual

We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

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Bump in Paradise 3: Melee League

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0400

It's all out war as the Salvation Slammers fight to rescue their captured teammates.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega

Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry

Riley as Starbuck Coffee

Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.

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Bump in Paradise 2: A Zakk of Their Own

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Disaster strikes as the Salvation Slammer's manager is kidnapped along with the rest of the team. As they race to save him they get help from an unlikely source.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega

Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry

Riley as Starbuck Coffee

Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.

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Bump in Paradise 1: Battle Ball an Underdog Story

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The Salvation Slammers Tour bus takes a wrong turn and gets lost before finding its way to an oddly vacant theme park, Famous Freddie's Fantastic Fun Land.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega

Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry

Riley as Starbuck Coffee

Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.

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C1E31: Dances with Dinosaurs

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The tides turn as ESPN makes a daring comeback! But what will it cost them? Will they be able to save their friends and family before Famous Nathan's gang of outlaws do his dirty work?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E30: Dino Ape Man

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Get ready for a rip roaring battle as ESPN hope to escape the claws of death. Amidst the furious fighting comes quite a lot of spiritual awakening. Will our heroes make it out of this one alive?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E29: Blazing Wreckage

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 00:15:00 -0400

After Stirling derails Nathan's train plans, the crew of ESPN continue to navigate his machinations at Famous Films.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E28: How Winston Can Win

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Let the games continue! Each member of ESPN finds themselves in a tight spot as Famous Nathan continues to play the odds.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E27: Soul Game

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 00:15:00 -0400

We're back with ESPN this week. Bennie's trial is interrupted as each member of the group finds themselves engaged in life-threatening games.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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Glades in Paradise 5: Keep Moving Forward

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 00:15:00 -0400

It's the explosive finale for the Florida M.E.N. As friends and foes collide. will they make it out alive?

Starring:

Jim as the GM

Paul as Fischer Price

Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant

Justin as TwoDeals Meier

Riley as Tawny Wildcard

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!

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Glades in Paradise 4: It's a Small World After All

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 00:15:00 -0400

It's an episode of stunning revelations for the Florida M.E.N. Can they help save the soul of the park before it's too late?

Starring:

Jim as the GM

Paul as Fischer Price

Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant

Justin as TwoDeals Meier

Riley as Tawny Wildcard

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!

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Glades in Paradise 3: Main Street Electrical Pa-raid

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0400

It's magic, mayhem and murder as the Florida M.E.N. infiltrate the Lantern Corp base. While there they learn some surprising information about Walter.

Starring:

Jim as the GM

Paul as Fischer Price

Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant

Justin as TwoDeals Meier

Riley as Tawny Wildcard

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!

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Glades in Paradise 2: Grim Grinning Ghosts

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Joined by young pirate Bristol "Two-Deals" Meier, the Florida M.E.N. Journey into the sewers below the Happiest Place on Earth and find an assortment of oddities and danger.

Starring:

Jim as the GM

Paul as Fischer Price

Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant

Justin as "Two-Deals" Bristol Meier

Riley as Tawny Wildcard

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!

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Glades in Paradise 1: A Whole New World

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0400

We take a break from our regular miscreants to check in with the Florida M.E.N., who have been recruited by Lantern Corp Rivals Bastille Corp. to recover an asset named Walter from "The Happiest Place on Earth".

Starring:

Jim as the GM

Paul as Fischer Price

Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant

Justin as TwoDeals Meier

Riley as Tawny Wildcard

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!

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C1E26: 11:59 to Tightwad

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0400

ESPN have their work cut out for them as they try to save a man from unfair prosecution. Can they win the day against the richest men in Tightwad?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E25: Old Benny

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The night before the final proceedings of Benny's trial, the crew of ESPN share some drinks as they reminisce about their leader and friend, Benjamin Franks.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed, in this episode, using Oh Captain My Captain by the One Shot Network.

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A Sad Announcement

Thu, 29 May 2025 00:15:00 -0400

On May 22, 2025, we tragically lost cast member, Faith "Queenie" Long due to complications from a medical procedure. We are taking the week off to mourn our friend and colleague.

Queen recorded content that will be released throughout the remainder of the year, and we plan to update our content warnings as we approach her final appearances. She was proud of her work and she would want you to enjoy it.

We hope you will join us in celebrating Queen's life on Saturday, June 14 where the network will be collaborating with Random Rhapsody, Agents of DAMNED and Dice Company for a fundraising stream to help her family with medical bills and funeral costs.

C1E24: Spirit Falls

Thu, 08 May 2025 00:15:00 -0400

It's a time of inner turmoil as ESPN processes the fallout from recent conflicts.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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[Interstitial Games] Game 0: Character Conversion

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games.

CAST

NoblemanNick as the GM

Riley as Stirling Akred

Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny

Tensei as David VanHellmans

Interstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected by Riley Hopkins. This Booster exclusive game records the next episode AFTER one airs, so you can tell us what you want to see happen next time on our Discord server.

CXE0: Interstitial Games

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games.

CAST

NoblemanNick as the GM

Riley as Stirling Akred

Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny

Tensei as David VanHellmans

Announcement: Network Booster Drive 2025!

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0400

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Featuring:

Paul as Brock Song

Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans

Jim as the Good Doctor Winston Theroux

C1E23: Dining With Vampires

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0400

While Winston tries to sabotage the black box footage from the dirigible crash, Lizzie and Stirling confront Julius Orange. A lucid Max has a dinner date with his oldest flame.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E22: High Plains Lawyer

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The crew of ESPN finally meet their attorney, J.G. Wentworth from the Johnson and Johnson law firm, as the trial of Benjamin Franks begins!

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

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C1E21: Bad Day at Paradise

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0400

It's a week to decompress as ESPN process what happened in the Famous Footwear heist.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.

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Stirling's Game Night 1: The Edge of the Dog

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 00:15:00 -0400

We take a break from the action of the main campaign to visit the crew of ESPN on a rare night off, playing a tabletop roleplaying game in a local bar. Can the party survive Stirling's puzzles, and can Stirling survive the party's antics?

Starring:

Riley as Stirling and the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux / Colby Jack Cheddar

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun / Libby Birdseye

Justin as Maximilian Graves / Shadow the Edge Dog

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C1E20: Fullmetal Spectrologist

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The final showdown atop the high top tower has arrived. Can the crew of ESPN defeat Their robotic foe and his army of near indestructible homunculi super soldiers?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E19: The Dissociation of Famous Nathan

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The party scrambles to help Max after he falls. Later some shocking revelations shake ESPN to their very core.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E18: Swims with Clockodiles

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The crew of ESPN have reached the mandatory water level of Famous Footwear. Can they survive a swim with some steampunk crocodiles, and can someone stop that ticking sound?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E17: The Chihuahua Incident

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 00:15:00 -0400

The crew of ESPN have to contend with a bad trip after huffing the fumes of some hot dog water before facing their greatest challenge yet: Tactical Assault Chihuahuas (Otherwise known as "Chihuahuas"). Can they survive the Chihuahua onslaught while experiencing shared hallucinations?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E16: SilveRobo

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 00:15:00 -0400

With ESPN in hot pursuit of Famous Nathan a clever Lizzie helps the group convey themselves forward. After a quick stop for brownies they are stopped in the name of the law. Dead or alive, they're rolling for initiative.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

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C1E15: Hell or High Tops

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 00:15:00 -0400

It's a Famous family feud as ESPN infiltrate the Famous Footwear factory. With familicide in the forefront, only fast thinking will favor our friendly faces as they forge forwards.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E14: The Farcical Four

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 00:15:00 -0400

ESPN returns to Tightwad, arms up and forms a posse for their assault in Famous Footwear in the city of Salvation. What dangers and secrets await them in Famous Nathan's Corporate Stronghold?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!

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Bonus: The Man Who Shared a Legendary Valenweenmas

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:15:00 -0400

In this holiday bonus episode our heroes are enthralled as Max shares the tale of Valenweenmas.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E13: The Ditty of Doctor Feelgood

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 00:15:00 -0400

ESPN regain a party member and descend into the depths where they find Doctor Feelgood. The good doctor reveals some interesting information about Victor Lorde and Subway. Later they leave the underground and face off against a creepy critter.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E12: The Power of the Duck

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 00:15:00 -0400

While Lizzie stays back in Tightwad to wrap up some things, the rest of the party journey to Silver Lake to find the medicinal herbs for the new medical tonics. But they probably weren't expecting to see a bunch of mutated Combat Critters around the lake!

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E11: A Fistful of Random Junk

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 00:15:00 -0400

Sloppy Joe meets the party in Tightwad with news from Bennie, and a bunch of random stuff. Why did Bennie send them this seemingly meaningless junk?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E10: The Town Past Nowhere

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 00:15:00 -0400

The crew of ESPN journey to Lizzie's Hometown of Tightwad, where they meet the colorful locals and Swift Taylor seeks revenge on Max.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E9: No City for Melted Ghosts

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 00:15:00 -0400

The party encounters complications from their last job when they find out an old rival of Stirling's, Amazing Grace, has been assigned to investigate the dirigible crash. Max learns something troubling about the city as Winston and Lizzie encounter a serious ghost problem.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E8: Once Upon a Time in Paradise

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 00:15:00 -0400

It's a time of rest and recovery for ESPN as they wander through Paradise. Wounds are patched, deals are struck and schemes are planned.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E7: True Grift

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 00:15:00 -0400

It's a night of wheeling and dealing for ESPN as new bonds are forged and old grudges are laid to rest.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E6: The Sliced, the Diced and the Toasted

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 00:15:00 -0400

A split party leads to fireworks on all fronts.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E5: The Race, the Blimp, and the Weiner Mobile

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 00:15:00 -0400

ESPN spends some time planning how they’re going to beat their hated archrivals, Subway, which include finding a faster mode of transport than the train. Fortunately, Winston knows someone who hates Famous Nathan almost as much as he does.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E4: The Juice and the Squeeze

Thu, 23 May 2024 00:15:00 -0400

The party is asked to ship some troubling cargo by a man named "Julius Orange" before Winston's rival, Famous Nathan, appears to make things interesting.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E3: The Orange Bunch

Thu, 09 May 2024 14:00:00 -0400

Licking their wounds after the encounter on the train the party takes some time to catch their breath. Then a crime lord puts the squeeze on the group to deliver some questionable cargo. Caution: episode may contain pulp.

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E2: The Swift and the Dead

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 00:15:00 -0400

The party encounters the Swift Taylor gang on the train to Salvation. With barbs and bullets being exchanged in equal measure, who will come out on top once the dust settles? And what's going on with that ghost?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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C1E1: The Crackshot, the Old-timer, the Muscle, and the Conman

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Decades ago, society collapsed, but our corporate overlords rebuilt it in their image. Welcome to the City of Paradise, built into the frame of Mount Rainier. Join our heroes, the Express Service Parcel Network, as they make their way through the bustling metropolis and learn what the true meaning of Paradise is.

ESPN are given a job to deliver some rare contraband - children's books. Can they triumph over dastardly challenges like stairs, a sassy teenager, and gravity? Also, what's with all the dead rats?

Starring:

Paul as the GM

Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux

Queen as Lizzie Calhoun

Justin as Maximilian Graves

Riley as Stirling

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Episode 0: Trailer

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0400

Welcome to Paradise, the Steampunk Dystopian Capital of New America, where the major cities are built into mountains and a mega corporation runs the entire government. Join the Express Service Parcel Network, or ESPN, as they seek to find out if Paradise is really Heaven on Earth, or if something more sinister lurks beneath the surface!