<![CDATA[The B-Movie Boys Podcast]]>d224eb29-1a10-5b7e-a8b6-92eace2e4688Wed, 29 Apr 2026 10:00:22 +0000Captivate.fmMacGuffin Media Networkhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/2d42e4f8-5eb2-45a2-a503-4d5279eff510/BMB-Profile-3k.jpgThe B-Movie Boys PodcastMacGuffin Media NetworkMacGuffin Media NetworkA bi-weekly show that gives bad movies the love they deserve and the respect that they don't. 🍿🐝https://bmovieboys.comtrueepisodicbdea49b0-ebed-11f0-8e65-59afdc6e4266nopodcastDolemite (1975)Dolemite (1975)This week, The B-Movie Boys step into the larger-than-life world of Dolemite (1975), a movie that somehow manages to be a scrappy, low-budget chaos machine and a legitimate cultural landmark at the exact same time.

What starts as a seemingly straightforward revenge story about a wrongfully imprisoned pimp quickly spirals into a whirlwind of crooked cops, rival gangsters, questionable kung fu, and filmmaking choices that scream "to hell with rules!" But underneath the rough edges, there’s something much bigger happening—something that forces us to reevaluate what this movie actually is.

We break down the baffling fight choreography, the anything-goes camerawork, and the unforgettable characters (shoutout to the Hamburger Pimp), while also digging into the story behind Rudy Ray Moore and the sheer force of will it took to get this movie made. What we find is a film that doesn’t just exist as a B-movie—it helps define an entire movement.

The Schlockometer is deployed. Context becomes everything. And somehow, against all odds… this might be a masterpiece.

Good Journey.

Mentioned in this Episode:

  • Dolemite Is My Name (2019)
  • Pulp Fiction (1994)
  • Pink Flamingos (1972)
  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Dr. Dre
  • Snoop Dogg
  • John Cleese
  • John C. Reilly
  • NAACP
  • Dunbar Hotel
  • UCLA
  • Burger King
  • Wendy's

Our Links:


]]>This week, The B-Movie Boys step into the larger-than-life world of Dolemite (1975), a movie that somehow manages to be a scrappy, low-budget chaos machine and a legitimate cultural landmark at the exact same time.

What starts as a seemingly straightforward revenge story about a wrongfully imprisoned pimp quickly spirals into a whirlwind of crooked cops, rival gangsters, questionable kung fu, and filmmaking choices that scream "to hell with rules!" But underneath the rough edges, there’s something much bigger happening—something that forces us to reevaluate what this movie actually is.

We break down the baffling fight choreography, the anything-goes camerawork, and the unforgettable characters (shoutout to the Hamburger Pimp), while also digging into the story behind Rudy Ray Moore and the sheer force of will it took to get this movie made. What we find is a film that doesn’t just exist as a B-movie—it helps define an entire movement.

The Schlockometer is deployed. Context becomes everything. And somehow, against all odds… this might be a masterpiece.

Good Journey.

Mentioned in this Episode:

  • Dolemite Is My Name (2019)
  • Pulp Fiction (1994)
  • Pink Flamingos (1972)
  • Quentin Tarantino
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Dr. Dre
  • Snoop Dogg
  • John Cleese
  • John C. Reilly
  • NAACP
  • Dunbar Hotel
  • UCLA
  • Burger King
  • Wendy's

Our Links:


]]>9d1ec79d-990d-437a-a4e0-228fa715f546Wed, 29 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -040043:38truefull88The Stuff (1985)The Stuff (1985)There are movies that ask “what if?”… and then there’s what if we found a mysterious white goo bubbling out of the earth and immediately devoured the forbidden Cool Whip?

That’s the energy of The Stuff, and we are all in on this deliciously unhinged ride.

What starts as a simple “hey, don’t eat that” quickly spirals into a full-blown corporate satire with killer yogurt, brainwashed families, and a kid who responds to existential horror by absolutely wrecking a grocery store.

We discuss:

  • The wild filmmaking style of Larry Cohen (permits are more of a suggestion)
  • The “Yogurt Factory” court case that shaped entertainment law
  • Whether we would eat The Stuff.

Mentioned in this episode:

  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • Ghostbusters (1984)
  • Men in Black (1997)
  • Space Jam (1996)
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
  • Google Maps
  • Beanie Babies
  • Tickle Me Elmo
  • Labubu
  • Panera Bread
  • Four Loko
  • Mountain Dew Zero Sugar

Our Links:


]]>There are movies that ask “what if?”… and then there’s what if we found a mysterious white goo bubbling out of the earth and immediately devoured the forbidden Cool Whip?

That’s the energy of The Stuff, and we are all in on this deliciously unhinged ride.

What starts as a simple “hey, don’t eat that” quickly spirals into a full-blown corporate satire with killer yogurt, brainwashed families, and a kid who responds to existential horror by absolutely wrecking a grocery store.

We discuss:

  • The wild filmmaking style of Larry Cohen (permits are more of a suggestion)
  • The “Yogurt Factory” court case that shaped entertainment law
  • Whether we would eat The Stuff.

Mentioned in this episode:

  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
  • Ghostbusters (1984)
  • Men in Black (1997)
  • Space Jam (1996)
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
  • Google Maps
  • Beanie Babies
  • Tickle Me Elmo
  • Labubu
  • Panera Bread
  • Four Loko
  • Mountain Dew Zero Sugar

Our Links:


]]>61e0155d-5ed6-4ed3-8c38-44de5cb44b40Wed, 15 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -040038:08truefull77The Giant Claw (1957)The Giant Claw (1957)This week, The B-Movie Boys dive into The Giant Claw, a movie that feels like it was engineered in a lab specifically to break the Schlockometer. Dave calls it a “doozy,” and honestly, he might be underselling it.

What starts as a fairly straight-laced 1950s sci-fi quickly turns into something far weirder, funnier, and way more memorable with the introduction of a battleship-sized bird monster that doesn’t just derail the movie, it redefines it.

We also discuss:

  • The scientific merits of giant spirals
  • Anti-matter. How does it work?
  • How long should it take to make a movie?

Mentioned in this episode:

  • Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956)
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
  • 30 Seconds Over Tokyo (1944)
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
  • Independence Day (1996)
  • The Lego Movie (2014)
  • Sam Katzman
  • Ray Harryhausen
  • Jim Henson
  • George Lucas
  • Gordie Howe
  • RFK Jr.
  • The Simpsons
  • ManBearPig
  • Playboy

Our Links:


]]>This week, The B-Movie Boys dive into The Giant Claw, a movie that feels like it was engineered in a lab specifically to break the Schlockometer. Dave calls it a “doozy,” and honestly, he might be underselling it.

What starts as a fairly straight-laced 1950s sci-fi quickly turns into something far weirder, funnier, and way more memorable with the introduction of a battleship-sized bird monster that doesn’t just derail the movie, it redefines it.

We also discuss:

  • The scientific merits of giant spirals
  • Anti-matter. How does it work?
  • How long should it take to make a movie?

Mentioned in this episode:

  • Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956)
  • The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
  • 30 Seconds Over Tokyo (1944)
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
  • Independence Day (1996)
  • The Lego Movie (2014)
  • Sam Katzman
  • Ray Harryhausen
  • Jim Henson
  • George Lucas
  • Gordie Howe
  • RFK Jr.
  • The Simpsons
  • ManBearPig
  • Playboy

Our Links:


]]>99d028e0-ca1a-4ae3-bd98-d2fa0b23cb9aWed, 01 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -040040:48truefull66Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002)Kung Pow! Enter the Fist (2002)This week, The B-Movie Boys enter a completely different dimension of cinema with Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, a movie that isn’t just bad on purpose… it’s surgically, lovingly, absurdly bad on purpose.

Steve Oedekerk takes a 1970s kung fu movie, splices himself into it like a cinematic parasite, and somehow creates one of the most joke-dense, commitment-heavy fever dreams ever put to screen.

We break down:

  1. The insane technical gymnastics behind digitally inserting a new movie into an old one
  2. Whether intentional incompetence still counts as incompetence
  3. Why this might be one of the most committed comedy experiments ever made
  4. And how a $10 million budget can be used to simulate a low-budget experience

Also discussed: cow fights, limited time fast food offers, and a shocking amount of respect for a movie that absolutely should not work but somehow... does.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. Tiger and Crane Fists (1976)
  2. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
  3. Titanic (1997)
  4. Jimmy Wang Yu
  5. Jackie Chan
  6. Bruce Lee
  7. Kevin Nealon
  8. Catherine O'Hara
  9. Fred Willard
  10. Taco Bell
  11. McRib
  12. Timex

Our Links:


]]>This week, The B-Movie Boys enter a completely different dimension of cinema with Kung Pow! Enter the Fist, a movie that isn’t just bad on purpose… it’s surgically, lovingly, absurdly bad on purpose.

Steve Oedekerk takes a 1970s kung fu movie, splices himself into it like a cinematic parasite, and somehow creates one of the most joke-dense, commitment-heavy fever dreams ever put to screen.

We break down:

  1. The insane technical gymnastics behind digitally inserting a new movie into an old one
  2. Whether intentional incompetence still counts as incompetence
  3. Why this might be one of the most committed comedy experiments ever made
  4. And how a $10 million budget can be used to simulate a low-budget experience

Also discussed: cow fights, limited time fast food offers, and a shocking amount of respect for a movie that absolutely should not work but somehow... does.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. Tiger and Crane Fists (1976)
  2. Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
  3. Titanic (1997)
  4. Jimmy Wang Yu
  5. Jackie Chan
  6. Bruce Lee
  7. Kevin Nealon
  8. Catherine O'Hara
  9. Fred Willard
  10. Taco Bell
  11. McRib
  12. Timex

Our Links:


]]>953c498a-346c-412c-b630-932c1184e452Wed, 18 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -040052:39truefull55Pink Flamingos (1972)Pink Flamingos (1972)This week, The B-Movie Boys dive headfirst into the glitter-soaked gutter with Pink Flamingos, directed by the one and only John Waters and starring the incomparable Divine.

Set in beautiful, trashy Baltimore, the film follows Divine and her family as they defend their title as “The Filthiest People Alive” against a pair of jealous perverts who think they can out-gross the reigning queen. What unfolds is less a traditional narrative and more a full-blown assault on good taste, social norms, and occasionally your gag reflex.

We break down the cultural impact, the microscopic budget, the deliberate aesthetic choices, and whether this movie is incompetent, transgressive genius, or some unholy fusion of both. We debate camp vs. punk, cult status vs. endurance test, and whether Audacity just broke the Schlockometer.

It’s provocative. It’s historic. It’s deeply uncomfortable.

And yes. We talk about that scene.

Good Journey.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. John Waters
  2. Divine
  3. Roger Ebert
  4. The Criterion Collection
  5. National Film Registry
  6. Surfin' Bird – The Trashmen

Our Links:


]]>This week, The B-Movie Boys dive headfirst into the glitter-soaked gutter with Pink Flamingos, directed by the one and only John Waters and starring the incomparable Divine.

Set in beautiful, trashy Baltimore, the film follows Divine and her family as they defend their title as “The Filthiest People Alive” against a pair of jealous perverts who think they can out-gross the reigning queen. What unfolds is less a traditional narrative and more a full-blown assault on good taste, social norms, and occasionally your gag reflex.

We break down the cultural impact, the microscopic budget, the deliberate aesthetic choices, and whether this movie is incompetent, transgressive genius, or some unholy fusion of both. We debate camp vs. punk, cult status vs. endurance test, and whether Audacity just broke the Schlockometer.

It’s provocative. It’s historic. It’s deeply uncomfortable.

And yes. We talk about that scene.

Good Journey.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. John Waters
  2. Divine
  3. Roger Ebert
  4. The Criterion Collection
  5. National Film Registry
  6. Surfin' Bird – The Trashmen

Our Links:


]]>766e2218-4a10-4b7f-802e-ef14db0a09d1Wed, 04 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -040048:41truefull44Masters of the Universe (1987)Masters of the Universe (1987)This week, the B-Movie Boys travel to Eternia… and then immediately right back to suburban America… to break down the 1987 fantasy adaptation Masters of the Universe.

Dolph Lundgren is He-Man. Frank Langella is Skeletor. Courtney Cox finds a synthesizer that may or may not control the universe. There are laser guns, foam rocks, multiple rubber-suit henchmen, and a villain performance that goes way harder than the rest of the movie deserves.

We dive into toy-line economics, budget gymnastics, earthbound fantasy compromises, and what happens when Shakespearean villain energy collides with mall parking lots.

The Schlockometer is deployed. Eternia is judged. Skeletor absolutely does not phone it in.

Tear down the good. Celebrate the bad. Good Journey.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
  2. Cannon Films
  3. Mattel
  4. Gary Goddard
  5. Superman
  6. Star Wars
  7. Flash Gordon
  8. Rocky IV

Our Links:


]]>This week, the B-Movie Boys travel to Eternia… and then immediately right back to suburban America… to break down the 1987 fantasy adaptation Masters of the Universe.

Dolph Lundgren is He-Man. Frank Langella is Skeletor. Courtney Cox finds a synthesizer that may or may not control the universe. There are laser guns, foam rocks, multiple rubber-suit henchmen, and a villain performance that goes way harder than the rest of the movie deserves.

We dive into toy-line economics, budget gymnastics, earthbound fantasy compromises, and what happens when Shakespearean villain energy collides with mall parking lots.

The Schlockometer is deployed. Eternia is judged. Skeletor absolutely does not phone it in.

Tear down the good. Celebrate the bad. Good Journey.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
  2. Cannon Films
  3. Mattel
  4. Gary Goddard
  5. Superman
  6. Star Wars
  7. Flash Gordon
  8. Rocky IV

Our Links:


]]>d32b800d-bccb-4679-b5cc-01713c825b4aWed, 18 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -040052:45truefull33Death Bed: The Bed that Eats (1977)Death Bed: The Bed that Eats (1977)In this episode, The B-Movie Boys confront one of the strangest films ever committed to VHS: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977). Born from demonic heartbreak and powered by bubbling acid fluids, this sentient piece of furniture spends 77 agonizing minutes quietly consuming anyone foolish enough to take a nap.

We unpack the movie’s baffling lore, glacial pacing, and surprisingly earnest ambition, while debating whether a film can be boring and admirable at the same time. Along the way, they explore cursed beds, cursed filmmaking, and why sheer audacity might matter more than entertainment value. The Schlockometer is deployed. Science is disrespected. The bed is still hungry.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. George Barry
  2. Patton Oswalt
  3. Dan Brown
  4. Gordon Ramsay
  5. The Shawshank Redemption
  6. Alka-Seltzer, probably

Our Links:

  1. BMovieBoys.com
  2. Official Discord
  3. Patreon
  4. Facebook
  5. Instagram

]]>In this episode, The B-Movie Boys confront one of the strangest films ever committed to VHS: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977). Born from demonic heartbreak and powered by bubbling acid fluids, this sentient piece of furniture spends 77 agonizing minutes quietly consuming anyone foolish enough to take a nap.

We unpack the movie’s baffling lore, glacial pacing, and surprisingly earnest ambition, while debating whether a film can be boring and admirable at the same time. Along the way, they explore cursed beds, cursed filmmaking, and why sheer audacity might matter more than entertainment value. The Schlockometer is deployed. Science is disrespected. The bed is still hungry.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. George Barry
  2. Patton Oswalt
  3. Dan Brown
  4. Gordon Ramsay
  5. The Shawshank Redemption
  6. Alka-Seltzer, probably

Our Links:

  1. BMovieBoys.com
  2. Official Discord
  3. Patreon
  4. Facebook
  5. Instagram

]]>d0c7a202-4ee1-40ea-b088-a5f2f0c666deWed, 04 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -040046:43truefull22Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)In our first full episode, The B-Movie Boys take on Birdemic: Shock and Terror, one of the most infamous eco-horror disasters ever committed to digital video. We break down James Nguyen’s Hitchcock-inspired nightmare, from its baffling performances and green-screen birds to its earnest environmental message and jaw-dropping technical choices. Using the Schlockometer, we examine where Birdemic fails, where it accidentally succeeds, and why movies that swing this hard deserve to be celebrated, not dismissed.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
  2. The Birds (1963)
  3. An Inconvenient Truth (2006)
  4. James Nguyen
  5. Sundance Film Festival
  6. 7-11
  7. "Just Hanging Out" by Damien Carter

Our Links:

  1. BMovieBoys.com
  2. Official Discord
  3. Patreon
  4. Facebook
  5. Instagram

]]>In our first full episode, The B-Movie Boys take on Birdemic: Shock and Terror, one of the most infamous eco-horror disasters ever committed to digital video. We break down James Nguyen’s Hitchcock-inspired nightmare, from its baffling performances and green-screen birds to its earnest environmental message and jaw-dropping technical choices. Using the Schlockometer, we examine where Birdemic fails, where it accidentally succeeds, and why movies that swing this hard deserve to be celebrated, not dismissed.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
  2. The Birds (1963)
  3. An Inconvenient Truth (2006)
  4. James Nguyen
  5. Sundance Film Festival
  6. 7-11
  7. "Just Hanging Out" by Damien Carter

Our Links:

  1. BMovieBoys.com
  2. Official Discord
  3. Patreon
  4. Facebook
  5. Instagram

]]>662fd55e-48e6-469e-85b1-30d5f647764cWed, 21 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -040037:50truefull11Welcome to the SchlockWelcome to the SchlockAlright folks, get ready to dive into the glorious mess that is B movies with us, the B Movie Boys! This time, we're laying down our totally arbitrary Schlockometer to rate the best of the worst flicks out there. Yeah, we’re talking about the kind of movies that are so bad, they’re actually kinda good. We’ll break down categories like entertainment value and technical incompetence, because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good rubber monster? Plus, we’re giving you the scoop on our first episode where we tackle the legendary “Birdemic: Shock and Terror.” So grab your popcorn, or whatever snack you can find, and join us in celebrating the absurdity of these cinematic disasters. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Key takeaways:

  1. We introduce ourselves, the hosts of the B Movie Boys podcast, dedicated to exploring the realm of B-movies.
  2. We've got a wild scoring system called the Schlockometer, because why not make things totally arbitrary, right?
  3. Our motto? Tear down the good and celebrate the bad. Because just praising stuff is a total snooze-fest.
  4. Expect a mix of absurdity and hilarity as we dive into flicks that are so bad, they're actually kind of great.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. Patreon
  2. The Caped Podcasters
  3. Beer Me a Movie
  4. Toxic Avenger
  5. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
  6. Velocipastor
  7. Rocky Horror Picture Show
  8. Reefer Madness
  9. The Room

]]>Alright folks, get ready to dive into the glorious mess that is B movies with us, the B Movie Boys! This time, we're laying down our totally arbitrary Schlockometer to rate the best of the worst flicks out there. Yeah, we’re talking about the kind of movies that are so bad, they’re actually kinda good. We’ll break down categories like entertainment value and technical incompetence, because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good rubber monster? Plus, we’re giving you the scoop on our first episode where we tackle the legendary “Birdemic: Shock and Terror.” So grab your popcorn, or whatever snack you can find, and join us in celebrating the absurdity of these cinematic disasters. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Key takeaways:

  1. We introduce ourselves, the hosts of the B Movie Boys podcast, dedicated to exploring the realm of B-movies.
  2. We've got a wild scoring system called the Schlockometer, because why not make things totally arbitrary, right?
  3. Our motto? Tear down the good and celebrate the bad. Because just praising stuff is a total snooze-fest.
  4. Expect a mix of absurdity and hilarity as we dive into flicks that are so bad, they're actually kind of great.

Mentioned in this episode:

  1. Patreon
  2. The Caped Podcasters
  3. Beer Me a Movie
  4. Toxic Avenger
  5. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
  6. Velocipastor
  7. Rocky Horror Picture Show
  8. Reefer Madness
  9. The Room

]]>4a752b77-329d-4600-a9e6-0a633861ce10Wed, 07 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -040014:58truefull