this controllers broken

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kyle explains why he won't buy a ps5, but will buy a steam machine

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0600

ghost of yotei, hades 2, katamari

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what is this episode about?

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0600

i have no idea

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borderlands > nintendo

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0600

how yall playin the switch in handheld mode? get a tv! they so cheap!

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borderlands > sly cooper

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0600

most of the best games this year are more of the same. sequels are finally getting right and people won't stop complaining. if you don't like the sequel being like the first game, maybe you just don't like the game that much. we explain that the xbox ally doesn't play xbox games.

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borderlands > yotei

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0600

hey guess what, we played more borderlands and more silksong.

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borderlands > silksong

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0600

borderlands 4 is here and its everything i ever wanted

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american jeff vs norwegian jeff /// the phantom menace vs revenge of the sith

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0600

why does the old game feel old??????

kyle continues to figure out life as an employed adult

metal gear solid 3, metal gear solid 5, metal gear solid delta, death stranding 2

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kyle experiences life as a full time employee, and is surprised that he is tired.

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0600

😢😢😢

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cortana aint all that

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0600

kyle says metaphor is not overrated, i say everything is overrated. morgan plays ninja gaiden and more death stranding. we discuss the hottest females in video games.

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arrrrr yuuuuuu rrrEEaaDDDyyyyYY?!

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0600

or not. dale says its great. metaphor. i say its overrated. death stranding. morgan says its wonderful.

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the death stranding conspiracy

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 17:45:00 -0600

i promise you, you don't like this game. top five hottest video game dudes.

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my shirt was clean when i put it in the washer, but now it has stains when i take it out?

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 06:37:00 -0600

dale finds love for turn based rpgs. i lose love for turn based rpgs. morgan plays nightreign alone.

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check your bumps

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0600

morgan plays switch 2. we all play expedition 33. top five best game songs/soundtracks.

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how can they drop me onto my own head?

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0600

expedition 33 spoilers and glazing. doom the dark ages, not great, but better than gwar's the new dark ages. kyle lies about cracker barrel.

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it may be a first, we all love expedition 33

Mon, 05 May 2025 03:00:00 -0600

thank you so much for being a good game!!! some of us also played assassins creed, blue prince, and oblivion.

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the deep personal and cultural impact of working at cracker barrel

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0600

top five open world games, but what is an open world game?

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something something tariff something something switch 2

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0600

morgan is the new host, dale is the new king of the podcast, switch 2 news, assassins creed shadows. fake fromsoft game.

dales recording didn't finalize correctly so just make up what he says in your mind for the last ten minutes

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tokyo meetup 2027

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0600

tony hawk, assassins creed, and top 5 sequels

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your nostalgia makes me sick

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0600

live in the now, bro. have you not been happy since you were a child?

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less bloodborne slander

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0600

jeff, the great redeemer. morgan repents for his blasphemy. phantom menace is still trash. top 5 most confusing games.

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more bloodborne slander

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 09:41:00 -0600

black myth wukong, stellar blade, and the american dream.

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why these games so boring man

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 20:43:00 -0600

top five games we want remade, which basically turns into talking about bloodborne. i complain that no games are good. dale yells at kyle.

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a gathering of old men

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0600

the weather, the yard, and the mortgage

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the game of the year episode

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0600

no surprise what we voted as game of the year, dale is gettin upset! apologies for the poor audio, its the last time ill use earbuds.

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not the game of the year episode

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0600

i went out of my way to reschedule the podcast last episode specifically so i could be there, and you call me the new dale. SAD!

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kojima hype made me buy a 60 dollar plastic motorcycle for a game i don't like

Sat, 30 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0600

call of duty, death stranding, and top 5 best unknown games

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the first day of november is a totally acceptable day to put up your christmas tree

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 15:44:00 -0600

all that work to decorate and set up and tear down, not worth it for just one month, might as well not put one up at all. the real problem is that we don't have a thanksgiving tree to put up after our halloween tree.

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if jesus was truly the son of god he would have turned the water into dew

Sat, 02 Nov 2024 04:58:00 -0600

morgan and kyle talk to each other for two hours

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dale steals 3000+ games

Sat, 19 Oct 2024 15:10:00 -0600

i know ALL of you were wondering where this episode was. i KNOW you were waiting and VERY upset. its completely my fault. i hope this helps turn your day around. audio is a little poor on this one, we are recording internationally, in the wake of a natural disaster, after a death in the family.

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how to preorder, the right way

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 06:50:00 -0600

i guarantee your success with my easy to learn steps.

i also guarantee non interrupted podcasts through the end of the year, regardless where some of us may be, or what condition our properties may be in. we will deliver!

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purposefully deforming those you love since birth

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0600

i think we talk about games in here somewhere, kyles mic sounds even worse than expected

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kyle goes to the shivering isles

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 22:29:00 -0600

its all borderlands and bethesda up in here.

is concord good? we discuss.

is astrobot good? find out next time.

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final fantasy 16 is a terrible game

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0600

whats game has let you down the most? the worst games we were the most hyped for.

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top five reasons why we didnt do your top five list

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 23:04:00 -0600

erdtree dlc
the final shape
kunitsu gami
unicorn overlord
way of the samurai 3

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rutgers is the nations eighth oldest institution of higher learning

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 22:15:00 -0600

dale plays college football 2025, kyle plays persona 3 reload. the final shape and shadow of the erdtree remain excellent.

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kyle brags about his reasonably priced home - live 07/12/24

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 23:45:00 -0600

elden ring dlc, unicorn overlord, bullying, and the overlap with renaissance fairs.

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hangin from the erdtree

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 22:58:00 -0600

eeeeeeeeeeeeEEêEërřddtttțrreee3eee

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okay xbox, i love you, so one more chance, but this is the last time, then you're out, its over

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 22:51:00 -0600

xbox showcase, lots of positive hype, but are they back?

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xbox, you're breaking my heart - live 05/31/24

Fri, 31 May 2024 23:16:00 -0600

you're going down a path i can't follow. we break down the drama from a different perspective, are we all jumping ship to playstation six?

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the white man's got a god complex

Fri, 17 May 2024 04:00:00 -0600

ichiban is incognito in hawaii, trips to new york, dragons dogma 2, fallout tv shows, fallout games, and pc crybabies

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video game tv shows aren't real tv shows - live 04/19/24

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 23:25:00 -0600

we get innit deeeeeeep. is the fallout tv show on the same level as tokyo vice, or will video game shows forever be video game shows and never a "real" show? also hitting on final fantasy 7 rebirth and final fantasy 14 on xbox. also occultism. also satanism.

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no game no life

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0600

there's some helldivers, there's some dark souls 2, there's some fallout 4. i contribute nothing this episode, but you can still support me on patron here:

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helldiving for jeff

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0600

dale loves helldivers 2, morgan starts final fantasy 7 rebirth, kyle plays dark souls 2 on xbox360

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the positivity exerted in this episode has drained me, has left me an empty husk, like from mass effect 2 which was significantly better than mass effect 1, just like how assassins creed 2 was so much better than assassins creed 1. also borderlands 2 - live 02/23/24

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 00:08:00 -0600

elden ring dlc, emulation, patreon questions

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ichiban kasuga, man of the year 2024

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 04:00:00 -0600

like a dragon and palworld beat expectations, dmc5 stumbles, and morgan's feats earn him the crown.

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casual war crimes under lieutenant dale - live 01/26/24

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 22:51:00 -0600

kyle retcons his starfield review, morgan refuses to play jpgs. we go over the best games we never played.

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why 2023 was not the best year in gaming

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0600

a remake won our game of the year. disappointment with zelda, spiderman, and final fantasy. what is going on with the gaming populace? why are our top games so far removed from the majority?

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the top 28 games of 2023 - live 12/29/23

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 23:22:00 -0600

whats our game of the year for 2023? did kyle play starfield since last episode? morgan loves baldurs gate 3.

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camaro shopping simulator 2023

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 04:00:00 -0600

KYLE PLAYS GAMES THAT ARENT STARFIELD AFTER PURCHASING SERIES X TO PLAY STARFIELD

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seventy five percent tick free gaming - live 12/1/23

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 23:16:00 -0600

morgan defends new haven pizza, i defend like a dragon gaiden. kyle finally gets his series x, and dale finally gets deep into starfield.

wikipedia says there are 22 yakuza games

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 19:11:00 -0600

dales dog got bumps, morgan buys shoes, kyle talks about game of the year nominees, and i play an hour of like a dragon gaiden.

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the spectacular spidermeh - live 11/3/23

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 23:44:00 -0600

super mario brothers wonder, spiderman 2, dark souls 3, the best worst games ever, and tons of tangential conversation.

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too much fusion, not enough asian

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0600

we broke bread, we shared drinks, we played games. we also now review friendships and restaurants.

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these aint no game of the year games

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0600

where are the good games? why is sea of stars uninspired? why is starfield boring? why is mortal kombat missing content?

blasphemous 2 > starfield - live 9/8/23

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 23:00:00 -0600

why is no one talking about this game? erase starfield from your hard drives and play blasphemous 2.

lots of starfield talk, and we start the beginning stage of our business venture into the japanese market.

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approaching the starfield

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0600

starfield is two weeks away. a huge moment for microsoft and xbox fans. morgan plays weird japanese games, kyle plays great japanese games, dale plays more twisted metal.

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when are we getting a saved by the bell game - live 8/11/23

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 23:35:00 -0600

can something be shit if you like it, or does liking something, by definition, not make it shit. what if everyone thinks its great but you think its shit? is shit objective or subjective? is there a universal shit?

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dude your shirt is so cool, i love elden ring, have you played armored core?

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0600

dale is mad about our final fantasy 16 coverage, dale is mad about barbie, dale is mad about dudes who talk to him about bands.

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trying to have fun with exoprimal - live 7/14/23

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 12:48:00 -0600

this game blows. two members of the team refused to download this, so mike from gamestop 6715 joins to play this trash game. some final fantasy 16 discussion. lots of dinosaur talk.

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making jrpgs for the lowest common denominator...or how square went soft

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0600

huge focus on final fantasy 16. we talk about how fun it is to push square square square square triangle R1. kyle gives persona 5 some love. diablo 4 struggles to keep our attention.

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a tale of two street fighters - live 6/15/23

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 23:45:00 -0600

lots of old gamestop stories. we talk diablo 4, street fighter 6, persona 5, and katamari reroll.

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how is a star wars game this boring

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0600

kyle finally finishes RDR2, jedi survivor kinda sucks, and we play through a ton of new game pass titles but can't remember anything about them.

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pour one out for dillinger - live 5/19/23

Sat, 20 May 2023 00:34:00 -0600

a wtf is microsoft doing conversation leads into wtf has any of the big three done, we talk jedi survivor, we don't play tears of the kingdom, kyle loses his crown, and we finish with a moment of silence.

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is this late? what day is it? am i in the future? are you from the past?

Sat, 06 May 2023 06:51:00 -0600

maaaan, i have no idea...what did they talk about? video games? jedi survivor? redfall? who the fuck knows, better listen to find out. dale, i heard the bit at the end about patrons being on the troubled helix podcast, I'm telling you, I'm telling everyone, the offer is out there. its open. all are welcome.

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the only hope is the sweet relief of death - live 4/15/23

Sat, 22 Apr 2023 20:04:00 -0600

we watched the mario movie, we played some games, we talked about it.

sorry its a day late, I'm losing my mind.

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atomic trash

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 21:48:00 -0600

sonic movie vs mario movie, atomic heart sucks even more, octopath traveler 2 is a masterpiece.

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its pretty good - live 3/24/23

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 22:47:00 -0600

why is destiny 2 so confusing? would you rather live in china or russia? octopath traveler 2 is awesome. whats the difference between good and pretty good?

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two weeks until i die

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0600

kyle talks about magnets and broken sticks. atomic heart is unplayable. dale becomes the son of the forest. morgan finishes dead space.

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kyle was in the hospital for five days - live 2/24/23

Sat, 25 Feb 2023 00:17:00 -0600

kyle has a baby. kyle plays switch. kyle needs your support.

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get in, get out, a little over an hour

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0600

hogwarts, dead space, and how to shave

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our top ten of twenty two - live 1/20/23

Sat, 28 Jan 2023 20:05:00 -0600

starting in 2023, once a month the podcast goes live on twitch with audience interaction. check out our top ten games of the last year.

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get in, get out, under an hour

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600

new format. short format. alternating format. but we still talk about the games, talk about the games.

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re: episode seventy nine; starting over with the new year

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0600

the last episode of the year. hoodie size conspiracies, god of war ragnarok praise, and 2023 being the year of elden ring dlc.

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re: episode seventy seven; gaming with two and half hour long podcasts

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 01:15:00 -0600

lots of games touched on in this episode. god of war repeats greatness while callisto protocol disappoints. split decision on horizon forbidden west.

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re: episode seventy five; gaming with space aids

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0600

early god of war ragnarok impressions. is it better than elden ring? fuck no it isn't, nothing is.

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re: episode seventy three; gaming with children who don't take out the trash

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600

we rank the nintendo home consoles, we tell you the best cereal, and we teach you how to use dark souls 3 as a punishment for children.

send us your bones!

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re: episode six thousand nine hundred and seventy one; gaming with rumination disorder

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600

plague tale requiem is a terrible trash game and i can't understand why its getting all the praise im hearing. i played the ascent and loved it, morgan played king of fighters and horizon forbidden west. kyle played bloodborne, but not super mario galaxy. we all played and hated metal hellsinger. houses are expensive.

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re: episode sixty seven; gaming with benign prostate enlargement

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0600

top ten tv shows, eventually we get to some game related stuff, kyle makes an announcement, and jeff has a new decision to make.

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re: episode sixty five; gaming with astrophobia

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 23:30:00 -0600

star ocean fails to impress, pillars of eternity should not be played on console, metal hellsinger tries too hard, and morgan said he played returnal but doesnt talk about it. our first episode live on twitch with chat interaction!