<![CDATA[Burn Your Heroes]]>Mon, 21 Feb 2022 05:00:14 +0000Captivate.fmkirchnertown@gmail.com (Albert Kirchner)https://artwork.captivate.fm/cb68c42f-40a0-41c2-8193-8ee3edbdaa89/XKWxWxtvYrYJV3zuCghg53x5.pngBurn Your HeroesAlbert Kirchnerkirchnertown@gmail.comAlbert KirchnerEach week Ben and Albert tear into history and medias beloved heroes. From George Washington to Frasier Crane, join them each week to find out which of our favorite protagonists are actually garbage. Our music was recorded by Alex Nelson, hes a great dude who loves making fun tunes. Check him out on soundcloud.com/alexnelsonseattlehttps://burn-your-heroes.captivate.fmyesepisodicThank You & GoodbyeThank You & GoodbyeWe've roasted our last role model, flamed our final friend, lambasted our last loveable leader ... you get it. No more BYH episodes. It was fun while it lasted, thanks folks! We've roasted our last role model, flamed our final friend, lambasted our last loveable leader ... you get it. No more BYH episodes. It was fun while it lasted, thanks folks!

]]>acc525ab-32cc-42e8-b5f0-7342d01970cfMon, 21 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -050003:07yesfull48We've roasted our last role model, flamed our final friend, lambasted our last loveable leader ... you get it. No more BYH episodes. It was fun while it lasted, thanks folks!Albert Kirchner47 Elvis47 ElvisFinally, someone takes shots at the King of Rock. Ben thinks he holds guitars weird, Albert is pissed at his hair. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. Finally, someone takes shots at the King of Rock. Ben thinks he holds guitars weird, Albert is pissed at his hair. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>c132f940-b641-4223-a930-8acabdab3d5eMon, 14 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -050001:21:55yesfull137Finally, someone takes shots at the King of Rock. Ben thinks he holds guitars weird, Albert is pissed at his hair. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner46 Nestle46 NestleThis week the gang takes on the collosal organization behind great gifts to humanity like Crunch bars! Nestle seems all nice when you're sucking down hot pockets but maybe theres something fucked behind the scenes? Find out more this week and let us know what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com This week the gang takes on the collosal organization behind great gifts to humanity like Crunch bars! Nestle seems all nice when you're sucking down hot pockets but maybe theres something fucked behind the scenes? Find out more this week and let us know what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>5d8d6807-6c06-4acd-a596-d46f872a7269Mon, 07 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -050001:11:30yesfull146This week the gang takes on the collosal organization behind great gifts to humanity like Crunch bars! Nestle seems all nice when you're sucking down hot pockets but maybe theres something fucked behind the scenes? Find out more this week and let us know what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner45 Aladdin45 AladdinAlbert and Ben take on Disney's most notorious gaslighter, Aladdin! Albert and Ben take on Disney's most notorious gaslighter, Aladdin!

]]>42314572-33a1-44d4-83e3-632444453b4fTue, 01 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -050001:09:59yesfull45Albert and Ben take on Disney's most notorious gaslighter, Aladdin!Albert Kirchner44 RBG44 RBGThe Notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg is an infinite well of legal precedent who is also just a regular ass lady. Give us your favorite legal rulings over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. The Notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg is an infinite well of legal precedent who is also just a regular ass lady. Give us your favorite legal rulings over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>92ed5071-d4a6-4a66-bfb5-1d7600eab0b1Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -050001:14:39yesfull144The Notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg is an infinite well of legal precedent who is also just a regular ass lady. Give us your favorite legal rulings over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner43 Professor X43 Professor XA leader of mutants or a gatherer of child soldiers? Ben and Albert dive into the ins and outs of the worlds foremost brain pervert. Tell us what you think over @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com A leader of mutants or a gatherer of child soldiers? Ben and Albert dive into the ins and outs of the worlds foremost brain pervert. Tell us what you think over @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>f6c1b6a2-3eca-40a0-a495-afa499c5d80eMon, 17 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -050001:18:57yesfull143A leader of mutants or a gatherer of child soldiers? Ben and Albert dive into the ins and outs of the worlds foremost brain pervert. Tell us what you think over @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner42 Neil Degrasse Tyson42 Neil Degrasse TysonThe king of space might be gets humbled on another this weeks episode. Also Ben is getting married!? OK I guess. Sorry for missing last week, Albert had covid and wouldnt shut up about it. Tell us how mad you are over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes The king of space might be gets humbled on another this weeks episode. Also Ben is getting married!? OK I guess. Sorry for missing last week, Albert had covid and wouldnt shut up about it. Tell us how mad you are over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes

]]>c5ecb808-bc2a-4468-9622-a40cf9dd75b4Mon, 10 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -050001:07:34yesfull142The king of space might be gets humbled on another this weeks episode. Also Ben is getting married!? OK I guess. Sorry for missing last week, Albert had covid and wouldnt shut up about it. Tell us how mad you are over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroesAlbert Kirchner41 Homer Simpson41 Homer SimpsonThe greatest dad on american tv is actually regular as hell! Join us this week as Ben and Albert get into a bitter debate about the moral fiber of Homer Simpson. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. The greatest dad on american tv is actually regular as hell! Join us this week as Ben and Albert get into a bitter debate about the moral fiber of Homer Simpson. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>0e5d4053-9853-4daf-8cb2-bf45e9befa2bMon, 27 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -050001:02:37yesfull141The greatest dad on american tv is actually regular as hell! Join us this week as Ben and Albert get into a bitter debate about the moral fiber of Homer Simpson. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner40 Tim Allen40 Tim AllenArf Arf it's time for the big dawg. This week, Ben and Albert fire at the big tool man himself. Does a life a reasonable success free a man from the burdens of time? Aparantly not. Chime in over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter. Arf Arf it's time for the big dawg. This week, Ben and Albert fire at the big tool man himself. Does a life a reasonable success free a man from the burdens of time? Aparantly not. Chime in over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>07b38b42-3555-4aee-bbcf-9848227fc194Mon, 20 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -050001:13:11yesfull140Arf Arf it's time for the big dawg. This week, Ben and Albert fire at the big tool man himself. Does a life a reasonable success free a man from the burdens of time? Aparantly not. Chime in over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner39 Quentin Terantino39 Quentin TerantinoOur scorn is endless, like a thousand severed feet, we are infinite. This week on the pod we dive into famed slur filmer, Quentin Terantino. Love his movies, love complaining about the man. What do you think? Let us know @burnyourheroes or burnyourheroespod@gmail.com. Our scorn is endless, like a thousand severed feet, we are infinite. This week on the pod we dive into famed slur filmer, Quentin Terantino. Love his movies, love complaining about the man. What do you think? Let us know @burnyourheroes or burnyourheroespod@gmail.com.

]]>24668308-ab84-4659-b912-eb51f591d1d4Mon, 13 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -050001:20:13yesfull139Our scorn is endless, like a thousand severed feet, we are infinite. This week on the pod we dive into famed slur filmer, Quentin Terantino. Love his movies, love complaining about the man. What do you think? Let us know @burnyourheroes or burnyourheroespod@gmail.com.Albert Kirchner38 Maury Povich38 Maury PovichWhy is there so much pleasure in watching the suffering of others? Ben and Albert don't know but if you'd like free tickets to the Maury show send a kindly worded letter to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or find us on twitter @burnyourheroes, Why is there so much pleasure in watching the suffering of others? Ben and Albert don't know but if you'd like free tickets to the Maury show send a kindly worded letter to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or find us on twitter @burnyourheroes,

]]>73f0a207-0d65-44a6-a195-0acbc4b25595Mon, 06 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -050001:12:01yesfull138Why is there so much pleasure in watching the suffering of others? Ben and Albert don't know but if you'd like free tickets to the Maury show send a kindly worded letter to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or find us on twitter @burnyourheroes,Albert Kirchner37 Tyra Banks37 Tyra BanksAmericas Next Top Model superstar Tyra Banks is a titan of yelling at young women. Is she a beacon of success or a professional bully? Maybe both? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. God Bless and Stay humble! Americas Next Top Model superstar Tyra Banks is a titan of yelling at young women. Is she a beacon of success or a professional bully? Maybe both? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. God Bless and Stay humble!

]]>de0b51de-606f-49c0-b53c-16911711d6bdMon, 29 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -050001:16:33yesfull137Americas Next Top Model superstar Tyra Banks is a titan of yelling at young women. Is she a beacon of success or a professional bully? Maybe both? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. God Bless and Stay humble!Albert Kirchner36 Morpheus36 MorpheusBreak free from your imaginary web of lies to help humanity live in a charred sunless hellscape on this weeks episode of Burn Your Heroes. Morpheus is convinced his misson is just, Ben and Albert would rather stay plugged in. What's your stance? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes at twitter. Break free from your imaginary web of lies to help humanity live in a charred sunless hellscape on this weeks episode of Burn Your Heroes. Morpheus is convinced his misson is just, Ben and Albert would rather stay plugged in. What's your stance? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes at twitter.

]]>cc2428ec-daf9-444e-8250-42d6b00840d3Mon, 22 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -050001:09:09yesfull136Break free from your imaginary web of lies to help humanity live in a charred sunless hellscape on this weeks episode of Burn Your Heroes. Morpheus is convinced his misson is just, Ben and Albert would rather stay plugged in. What's your stance? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes at twitter.Albert Kirchner35 Jon Snow35 Jon SnowThe king of the north is a lackluster creep and we love him anyway! Ben and Albert dive into the Game of Thrones dingus king on this weeks episode. Make sure to send us your most passionate opinons on the topic to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. The king of the north is a lackluster creep and we love him anyway! Ben and Albert dive into the Game of Thrones dingus king on this weeks episode. Make sure to send us your most passionate opinons on the topic to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>9966bb70-6448-4f71-a302-850821dc70c3Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -050001:11:22yesfull135The king of the north is a lackluster creep and we love him anyway! Ben and Albert dive into the Game of Thrones dingus king on this weeks episode. Make sure to send us your most passionate opinons on the topic to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner34 Hank Hill34 Hank HillIt's dang ole Hank, man! This week we take a long, propane fueled look at the king of grill'n. Albert argues that Bobby is what makes Hank great, Ben says it's his lawn. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter. It's dang ole Hank, man! This week we take a long, propane fueled look at the king of grill'n. Albert argues that Bobby is what makes Hank great, Ben says it's his lawn. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>d87016a9-0aaa-47dc-bda3-36438c328ccbMon, 08 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -050001:11:32yesfull134It's dang ole Hank, man! This week we take a long, propane fueled look at the king of grill'n. Albert argues that Bobby is what makes Hank great, Ben says it's his lawn. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner33 Tina Fey33 Tina FeyGood God, Lemon! It's another episode of BYH and this week we lovingly burn down Tina Fey. As huge fans of 30 rock, it was fun as hell taking shots at "The Creator". Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes. Good God, Lemon! It's another episode of BYH and this week we lovingly burn down Tina Fey. As huge fans of 30 rock, it was fun as hell taking shots at "The Creator". Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes.

]]>11eeca94-35bc-4c41-976b-00e7aa7fe981Mon, 01 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -050001:11:07yesfull133Good God, Lemon! It's another episode of BYH and this week we lovingly burn down Tina Fey. As huge fans of 30 rock, it was fun as hell taking shots at "The Creator". Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes.Albert Kirchner32 Jane Roe32 Jane RoeThe boys dive into the life of Norma McCorvey aka Jane Roe of the famous Roe v Wade supreme court case. A complex character mixed up in a tumultuous issue gets absolutely goofed on by Albert and Ben. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. The boys dive into the life of Norma McCorvey aka Jane Roe of the famous Roe v Wade supreme court case. A complex character mixed up in a tumultuous issue gets absolutely goofed on by Albert and Ben. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>1289d028-3fb7-4a14-9d26-d16c8b402259Mon, 25 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -050001:14:42yesfull132The boys dive into the life of Norma McCorvey aka Jane Roe of the famous Roe v Wade supreme court case. A complex character mixed up in a tumultuous issue gets absolutely goofed on by Albert and Ben. Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner31 Michael Jordan31 Michael JordanAs an aspiring basketball star, Albert was hesitant to take down the king. However, Ben had no qualms coming to collect his emotional gambling debts. Another great episode sassing a billionaire. Tell us what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com As an aspiring basketball star, Albert was hesitant to take down the king. However, Ben had no qualms coming to collect his emotional gambling debts. Another great episode sassing a billionaire. Tell us what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>6dec92ea-1628-4d21-bd36-55d3af39e2c0Mon, 18 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -050001:12:21yesfull131As an aspiring basketball star, Albert was hesitant to take down the king. However, Ben had no qualms coming to collect his emotional gambling debts. Another great episode sassing a billionaire. Tell us what you think @burnyourheroes and burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner30 Superman30 SupermanMan of steel or unhinged space cop? Will Ben and Albert relate to Superman because he's adopted? Maybe! Let us know what you think over at bunryourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter. Man of steel or unhinged space cop? Will Ben and Albert relate to Superman because he's adopted? Maybe! Let us know what you think over at bunryourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>c0da0c68-7af6-4505-b181-36fd4644bf4cMon, 11 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -050001:16:14yesfull130Man of steel or unhinged space cop? Will Ben and Albert relate to Superman because he's adopted? Maybe! Let us know what you think over at bunryourheroespod@gmail.com and @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner29 Ellen29 EllenDaytime television titan or an incredible burden on the working class? This week Ben and Albert talk Ellen. It's hot, it's raw, it's everything a podcast sassing a day time talkshow host should be! Tell us what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes. Daytime television titan or an incredible burden on the working class? This week Ben and Albert talk Ellen. It's hot, it's raw, it's everything a podcast sassing a day time talkshow host should be! Tell us what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes.

]]>a57ff104-abd5-4126-9abb-78ca515ff8c5Mon, 04 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -050001:13:57yesfull129Daytime television titan or an incredible burden on the working class? This week Ben and Albert talk Ellen. It's hot, it's raw, it's everything a podcast sassing a day time talkshow host should be! Tell us what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes.Albert Kirchner28 The Rock28 The RockDwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a towering media empire and this week the podboys climb that mountain! How does your work ethic compare to human volcano? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a towering media empire and this week the podboys climb that mountain!

How does your work ethic compare to human volcano? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>91f93aaf-5a91-4889-821a-07c9893b0db3Mon, 27 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -050001:13:58yesfull128Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a towering media empire and this week the podboys climb that mountain! How does your work ethic compare to human volcano? Let us know at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner27 Pope Francis27 Pope FrancisBefore they bowed to the gods of comedy, Ben and Albert were raised Catholic. This week they take jabs at Pope Francis, the generous, the humble. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and on twitter @burnyourheroes. Before they bowed to the gods of comedy, Ben and Albert were raised Catholic. This week they take jabs at Pope Francis, the generous, the humble. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and on twitter @burnyourheroes.

]]>594ef1bc-5093-4240-a972-933d304b80c9Mon, 20 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -050001:11:21yesfull127Before they bowed to the gods of comedy, Ben and Albert were raised Catholic. This week they take jabs at Pope Francis, the generous, the humble. Let us know what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com and on twitter @burnyourheroes.Albert Kirchner26 Bugs Bunny26 Bugs BunnyA timeless cartoon or a horrifying specter haunting the working class? This week Albert and Ben take on the legendary Bugs Bunny. Chime in with your thoughts at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes. A timeless cartoon or a horrifying specter haunting the working class? This week Albert and Ben take on the legendary Bugs Bunny. Chime in with your thoughts at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes.

]]>18b09597-e17f-4381-b5e0-4a8c46f5eacbMon, 13 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -050001:03:35yesfull126A timeless cartoon or a horrifying specter haunting the working class? This week Albert and Ben take on the legendary Bugs Bunny. Chime in with your thoughts at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes.Albert Kirchner25 Kanye West25 Kanye WestAlbert finds out who Kanye is, Ben is furious. Come here our takes on the man who loves to yell crazy nonsense. Tell us your favorite Kanye tweets over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes Albert finds out who Kanye is, Ben is furious. Come here our takes on the man who loves to yell crazy nonsense. Tell us your favorite Kanye tweets over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes

]]>a4067875-d38c-41e0-aa30-f3173dc91a4eMon, 06 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -050001:24:19yesfull125Albert finds out who Kanye is, Ben is furious. Come here our takes on the man who loves to yell crazy nonsense. Tell us your favorite Kanye tweets over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroesAlbert Kirchner24 Captain Picard24 Captain PicardAlbert finally gets to talk about Star Trek for an entire episode. Ben is convinced that The Next Generation is the most boring era of the show and maybe he's right? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter. Albert finally gets to talk about Star Trek for an entire episode. Ben is convinced that The Next Generation is the most boring era of the show and maybe he's right? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.

]]>db6a074d-30cc-46eb-bb61-fdd0c1798b82Mon, 30 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -050001:14:35yesfull124Albert finally gets to talk about Star Trek for an entire episode. Ben is convinced that The Next Generation is the most boring era of the show and maybe he's right? Tell us what you think over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or @burnyourheroes on twitter.Albert Kirchner23 Madonna23 MadonnaThis week on the Burn Your Heroes the boys take shots at the Queen of Pop. Her career spans decades, we argue that it may one too many. Let us know what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or head over to twitter @burnyourheroes This week on the Burn Your Heroes the boys take shots at the Queen of Pop. Her career spans decades, we argue that it may one too many. Let us know what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or head over to twitter @burnyourheroes

]]>34cc913f-eae9-4ffb-b8ff-3886314f62ffMon, 23 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -050001:16:36yesfull123This week on the Burn Your Heroes the boys take shots at the Queen of Pop. Her career spans decades, we argue that it may one too many. Let us know what you think at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com or head over to twitter @burnyourheroesAlbert Kirchner22 Gandalf22 GandalfNo matter the color of his robes, this wizard is grey as hell! Alberts a fan, and Ben is suspect. This weeks episode is a dive into one of the great powers of Lord of The Rings. Whether you're a fan or a critic, we'd love to hear from you at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com No matter the color of his robes, this wizard is grey as hell! Alberts a fan, and Ben is suspect. This weeks episode is a dive into one of the great powers of Lord of The Rings. Whether you're a fan or a critic, we'd love to hear from you at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>eb452f98-0b57-476a-be8f-6a393979ca57Mon, 16 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -050001:10:42yesfull122No matter the color of his robes, this wizard is grey as hell! Alberts a fan, and Ben is suspect. This weeks episode is a dive into one of the great powers of Lord of The Rings. Whether you're a fan or a critic, we'd love to hear from you at burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner21 Kings of Rock21 Kings of RockWhat do Prince, David Bowie, and Jimmy Page have in common? It's actually a huge bummer. This week the boys batch a group of deviant rockers and dive into the ugly side of fame. Leave us your comments at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com What do Prince, David Bowie, and Jimmy Page have in common? It's actually a huge bummer. This week the boys batch a group of deviant rockers and dive into the ugly side of fame. Leave us your comments at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>7d58d0a5-2f7e-4b20-8270-217f629c77d0Mon, 09 Aug 2021 00:15:00 -050001:12:00yesfull121What do Prince, David Bowie, and Jimmy Page have in common? It's actually a huge bummer. This week the boys batch a group of deviant rockers and dive into the ugly side of fame. Leave us your comments at burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner20 Cory Matthews20 Cory MatthewsBoy Meets World, World Meets Boy, World Unimpressed Albert catches up on a classic. Ben relives his childhood. Together they take a long look at Topanga's husband. Boy Meets World, World Meets Boy, World Unimpressed

Albert catches up on a classic. Ben relives his childhood. Together they take a long look at Topanga's husband.

]]>df66d9a7-b813-4aec-a8ef-3d750697a09cMon, 02 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -050001:15:01yesfull120Boy Meets World, World Meets Boy, World Unimpressed Albert catches up on a classic. Ben relives his childhood. Together they take a long look at Topanga's husband.Albert Kirchner19 Mother Teresa19 Mother TeresaMother Teresa has been idolized as a beacon of healing and generosity but is she also a lizard foot soldier? Find out on this weeks episode and reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com Mother Teresa has been idolized as a beacon of healing and generosity but is she also a lizard foot soldier?

Find out on this weeks episode and reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>40952d49-a8c7-4ee5-a9db-580904ff8511Mon, 26 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -050001:17:43yesfull119Mother Teresa has been idolized as a beacon of healing and generosity but is she also a lizard foot soldier? Find out on this weeks episode and reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner18 Bob and Linda Belcher18 Bob and Linda BelcherWe all love the iconic burger family, but how rough would it be to actually eat at Bob's Burgers? Hear what we have to say about it on this weeks episode and afterwards head over to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to tell us what you think! We all love the iconic burger family, but how rough would it be to actually eat at Bob's Burgers? Hear what we have to say about it on this weeks episode and afterwards head over to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to tell us what you think!

]]>ee3ef59e-35d1-4795-9d9c-a6400c98152dMon, 19 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -050001:10:19yesfull118We all love the iconic burger family, but how rough would it be to actually eat at Bob's Burgers? Hear what we have to say about it on this weeks episode and afterwards head over to burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to tell us what you think!Albert Kirchner17 Luke Skywalker17 Luke SkywalkerIs the legendary space prince a hero or a mass murderer? Tune in to hear our takes, send your thoughts to burnyourheorespod@gmail.com Is the legendary space prince a hero or a mass murderer? Tune in to hear our takes, send your thoughts to burnyourheorespod@gmail.com

]]>2540f62a-3f74-42b0-b4a5-e4661d510694Mon, 12 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -050001:06:19yesfull117Is the legendary space prince a hero or a mass murderer? Tune in to hear our takes, send your thoughts to burnyourheorespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner16 Bill Gates16 Bill GatesBen and Albert climb the mountain of mediocrity that is Bill Gates. As always you can hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with complaints and cash. Ben and Albert climb the mountain of mediocrity that is Bill Gates. As always you can hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with complaints and cash.

]]>b90831c7-e990-4429-8b76-bd472e0fe9b5Mon, 05 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -050001:02:21yesfull116Ben and Albert climb the mountain of mediocrity that is Bill Gates. As always you can hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with complaints and cash.Albert Kirchner15 Malcom in the Middle15 Malcom in the MiddleWho is the villain of Malcom in the Middle? Albert thinks it's Malcom, Ben agrees? Check out the hot new ep and as always you can reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com Who is the villain of Malcom in the Middle? Albert thinks it's Malcom, Ben agrees? Check out the hot new ep and as always you can reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>6add49c3-c65c-4657-ae0b-2072858ea8b3Mon, 28 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -050001:02:37yesfull115Who is the villain of Malcom in the Middle? Albert thinks it's Malcom, Ben agrees? Check out the hot new ep and as always you can reach out to us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner14 Steve Harvey14 Steve HarveySteve Harvey has built a media empire that has given him a platform to share some truly wild ideas. Listen as we dive into a complicated media goblin. As always, you can reach us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com Steve Harvey has built a media empire that has given him a platform to share some truly wild ideas. Listen as we dive into a complicated media goblin.

As always, you can reach us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>21a19274-b9ee-4d08-a6d6-0a8918bac9f0Mon, 21 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -050001:10:36yesfull114Steve Harvey has built a media empire that has given him a platform to share some truly wild ideas. Listen as we dive into a complicated media goblin. As always, you can reach us at burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner13 Abraham Lincoln13 Abraham LincolnWe look into the legacy of the great emancipator to find out how wildly grey his ambitions and actual moral values were. We look into the legacy of the great emancipator to find out how wildly grey his ambitions and actual moral values were.

]]>a2aee3f8-67c2-4859-b7d5-f1794b902d70Mon, 14 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -050001:00:58yesfull113We look into the legacy of the great emancipator to find out how wildly grey his ambitions and actual moral values were.Albert Kirchner12 Batman12 BatmanThe people of Gotham City may be burdened by the violent ambitions of Bruce Wayne, but not us, baby! This week we take on the Dork Knight. The people of Gotham City may be burdened by the violent ambitions of Bruce Wayne, but not us, baby! This week we take on the Dork Knight.

]]>3ed97cc5-d7d4-42a6-8160-fe206706f88eMon, 07 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -050058:14yesfull112The people of Gotham City may be burdened by the violent ambitions of Bruce Wayne, but not us, baby! This week we take on the Dork Knight.Albert Kirchner11 Simba11 SimbaThe boys dip into a childhood classic and sass the hell out of it. The boys dip into a childhood classic and sass the hell out of it.

]]>02d1157c-0d23-4b04-a90a-a0943e1e2165Mon, 31 May 2021 00:00:00 -050001:09:35yesfull111The boys dip into a childhood classic and sass the hell out of it.Albert Kirchner10 Ray Charles10 Ray CharlesThis week Ben and Albert dive into the life of Ray Charles, a man of many passions. This week Ben and Albert dive into the life of Ray Charles, a man of many passions.

]]>00c89267-05c3-44f0-b3ae-c41d19d775e5Mon, 24 May 2021 00:00:00 -050001:03:50yesfull110This week Ben and Albert dive into the life of Ray Charles, a man of many passions.Albert Kirchner09 Albert Einstein09 Albert EinsteinThe boys are scientifically illiterate but are still not going to take old Albert's shit! One of the harshest judgements yet, but also, it's nice to learn! The boys are scientifically illiterate but are still not going to take old Albert's shit! One of the harshest judgements yet, but also, it's nice to learn!

]]>8d4af91d-6ea1-4fae-b74c-9ecbc13ffe48Mon, 17 May 2021 00:00:00 -050055:19yesfull19The boys are scientifically illiterate but are still not going to take old Albert's shit! One of the harshest judgements yet, but also, it's nice to learn!Albert Kirchner08 Harry Potter08 Harry PotterHarry Potter is a petulant little crud. Give us your gold Harry! As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to violently agree with everything we say! Harry Potter is a petulant little crud. Give us your gold Harry!

As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to violently agree with everything we say!

]]>97d3414e-6915-47f5-8b21-622faf08a63dMon, 10 May 2021 00:00:00 -050054:23yesfull18Harry Potter is a petulant little crud. Give us your gold Harry! As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com to violently agree with everything we say!Albert Kirchner07 Lil Wayne07 Lil WayneAlbert learns about a legend, Ben is thrilled to take some shots. As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with thoughts, heroes who have it coming, and requests to send us $$$. Albert learns about a legend, Ben is thrilled to take some shots.

As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with thoughts, heroes who have it coming, and requests to send us $$$.

]]>8bd550ab-81b2-419d-90bb-dadf051f3587Mon, 03 May 2021 00:00:00 -050001:07:47yesfull17Albert learns about a legend, Ben is thrilled to take some shots. As always, hit us up at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with thoughts, heroes who have it coming, and requests to send us $$$.Albert Kirchner06 Ron Swanson06 Ron SwansonIf you like the episode, tell your friends! You can say hi to us over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com If you like the episode, tell your friends! You can say hi to us over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.com

]]>62208daa-ce1f-493c-95ac-e6015e8e60dfMon, 26 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -050001:04:22yesfull16If you like the episode, tell your friends! You can say hi to us over at burnyourheroespod@gmail.comAlbert Kirchner05 Oprah05 OprahAnother hot one from the boys! If you like the show and want to reach out, we have a new email. Hit up burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with your rousing appreciation. Another hot one from the boys! If you like the show and want to reach out, we have a new email. Hit up burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with your rousing appreciation.

]]>d238ecc4-c9b4-4c22-b8c7-37c8f70656b8Mon, 19 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -050001:02:08yesfull15Another hot one from the boys! If you like the show and want to reach out, we have a new email. Hit up burnyourheroespod@gmail.com with your rousing appreciation.Albert Kirchner04 Gandhi04 GandhiThere was an editing mistake so this is a reupload of our 4th episode where we take some big shots at Gandhi! There was an editing mistake so this is a reupload of our 4th episode where we take some big shots at Gandhi!

]]>ce5abac6-e185-4e75-9ac3-1351abd3b60bWed, 14 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -050058:25yesfull14There was an editing mistake so this is a reupload of our 4th episode where we take some big shots at Gandhi!Albert Kirchner03 Justin Timberlake03 Justin TimberlakeAlbert watched a doc about Britney Spears and now hates Justin. Ben fucking hates Justin. Lots of hate. please like/subscribe/rate/send us cash Albert watched a doc about Britney Spears and now hates Justin. Ben fucking hates Justin. Lots of hate. please like/subscribe/rate/send us cash

]]>32c92cad-1d50-4aa8-9917-24a57a23e591Sun, 04 Apr 2021 23:45:00 -050001:04:14yesfull13Albert watched a doc about Britney Spears and now hates Justin. Ben fucking hates Justin. Lots of hate. please like/subscribe/rate/send us cashAlbert Kirchner02 Jim and Pam02 Jim and PamBen and Albert take on the beloved couple from the hit us adaption of "The Office". Albert has always liked it, Ben has never cared. Ben and Albert take on the beloved couple from the hit us adaption of "The Office".

Albert has always liked it, Ben has never cared.

]]>b0aa6267-6bbd-42d3-b059-6be99ee6d875Mon, 29 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -050001:06:49yesfull2Ben and Albert take on the beloved couple from the hit us adaption of "The Office". Albert has always liked it, Ben has never cared.Albert Kirchner01 Frasier01 FrasierAlbert hates Frasier, Ben seems indifferent. If you have thoughts or want to add to the roast, hit us up on twitter @hotyoungalbert and @shaqkatzner This episode was recorded live with asemblco! check them out at asemblco.com for online comedy shows and podcasts. Albert hates Frasier, Ben seems indifferent.

If you have thoughts or want to add to the roast, hit us up on twitter @hotyoungalbert and @shaqkatzner

This episode was recorded live with asemblco! check them out at asemblco.com for online comedy shows and podcasts.

]]>42a2d580-7633-492f-a011-202b2e42fc47Mon, 22 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -050052:45yesfull11Albert hates Frasier, Ben seems indifferent. If you have thoughts or want to add to the roast, hit us up on twitter @hotyoungalbert and @shaqkatzner This episode was recorded live with asemblco! check them out at asemblco.com for online comedy shows and podcasts.Albert KirchnerBurn Your Heroes 00Burn Your Heroes 00just a quick hello from the hosts of Burn Your Heroes! just a quick hello from the hosts of Burn Your Heroes!

]]>0e24d732-2ee7-41ce-9e43-f610129b755fThu, 18 Mar 2021 09:00:00 -050001:21yestrailerjust a quick hello from the hosts of Burn Your Heroes!Albert Kirchner