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Each episode digs into real stories from current events, history, and everyday life where parental figures made spectacularly bad choices. Instead of just judging, August and Jameel break down what went wrong, why it matters, and how those “bad examples” can actually help us become better parents and people. Because sometimes the best way to learn what to do… is seeing exactly what not to do.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/5afcc69c-1b5b-4713-8ce7-400752b789af/Certified-Bad-Example-Podcast-2.png</url><title>Certified Bad Example Podcast</title><link><![CDATA[https://certified-bad-example.captivate.fm]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/5afcc69c-1b5b-4713-8ce7-400752b789af/Certified-Bad-Example-Podcast-2.png"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>August Black &amp; Jameel Mayers</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>August Black &amp; Jameel Mayers</itunes:author><description>Certified Bad Example is a weekly podcast hosted by August Black and Jameel Mayers that turns terrible parenting moments into teachable ones. Each episode digs into real stories from current events, history, and everyday life where parental figures made spectacularly bad choices. Instead of just judging, August and Jameel break down what went wrong, why it matters, and how those “bad examples” can actually help us become better parents and people. Because sometimes the best way to learn what to do… is seeing exactly what not to do.</description><link>https://certified-bad-example.captivate.fm</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Bad examples. Better parenting.]]></itunes:subtitle><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Kids &amp; Family"><itunes:category text="Parenting"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Education"></itunes:category><podcast:txt purpose="applepodcastsverify">af434fe0-33d9-11f1-abef-b1884c2fadcb</podcast:txt><podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked><podcast:medium>podcast</podcast:medium><item><title>S1:E1 - Who Approved This? 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Welcome to <em>Certified Bad Examples</em>, where the goal is not to judge, but to learn (maybe with a smirk).</p><p>In this episode:</p><ul><li>How parents handle risky social media pics and the importance of context</li><li>The fine line between pranks and trauma — spoiler alert, don't traumatize your kids for views</li><li>Managing kids' screen addiction, tantrums, and restaurant decorum</li><li>The real-life lessons from viral head-shaving and meltdown moments</li></ul><br/><p>Timestamps:</p><ul><li>00:00 - Introduction and the podcast premise</li><li>02:25 - The importance of exposing kids to the bad to teach better</li><li>07:14 - The shocking story of a dad shaving his girl’s head live</li><li>13:01 - The impact of social media on kids' self-esteem</li><li>14:19 - Parents crossing lines in risky pranks</li><li>24:28 - The meltdown over losing an iPad and the power of patience</li><li>34:30 - Restaurant tantrums and teaching restaurant behavior</li><li>40:54 - The chaos of public parenting and the importance of patience</li></ul><br/><p></p><p>Co-Hosts: August Black and Jameel Mayers</p><p></p><p>Remember, folks: no perfect parents—only perfectly imperfect ones, learning as they go. Thanks for tuning in to <em>Certified Bad Examples</em>. Now go kiss some heads, put down the screens, and embrace the chaos!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever wish you could rewind and pass on some parenting wisdom? Or maybe just laugh at the spectacularly bad behaviors caught on social media? Welcome to <em>Certified Bad Examples</em>, where the goal is not to judge, but to learn (maybe with a smirk).</p><p>In this episode:</p><ul><li>How parents handle risky social media pics and the importance of context</li><li>The fine line between pranks and trauma — spoiler alert, don't traumatize your kids for views</li><li>Managing kids' screen addiction, tantrums, and restaurant decorum</li><li>The real-life lessons from viral head-shaving and meltdown moments</li></ul><br/><p>Timestamps:</p><ul><li>00:00 - Introduction and the podcast premise</li><li>02:25 - The importance of exposing kids to the bad to teach better</li><li>07:14 - The shocking story of a dad shaving his girl’s head live</li><li>13:01 - The impact of social media on kids' self-esteem</li><li>14:19 - Parents crossing lines in risky pranks</li><li>24:28 - The meltdown over losing an iPad and the power of patience</li><li>34:30 - Restaurant tantrums and teaching restaurant behavior</li><li>40:54 - The chaos of public parenting and the importance of patience</li></ul><br/><p></p><p>Co-Hosts: August Black and Jameel Mayers</p><p></p><p>Remember, folks: no perfect parents—only perfectly imperfect ones, learning as they go. Thanks for tuning in to <em>Certified Bad Examples</em>. Now go kiss some heads, put down the screens, and embrace the chaos!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://certified-bad-example.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6eab3943-6f98-4558-8719-c2a2d032dfa9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b28bbf1-a21e-47a0-92be-1ca53c4716ae/Certified-Apple-Thumbnail.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/6eab3943-6f98-4558-8719-c2a2d032dfa9.mp3" length="118302720" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Certified Bad Example – Introduction</title><itunes:title>Certified Bad Example – Introduction</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Coming this June 1st, 2026, <em>Certified Bad Example</em> officially steps in with hosts <strong>August Black</strong> and <strong>Jameel Mayers</strong> leading the conversation. This is where real-life situations, pulled from headlines, everyday moments, and the kind of stories people usually avoid, get put under the microscope. Not to shame, but to unpack.</p><p></p><p>Every “bad example” becomes a conversation, and every conversation becomes a choice: what would you do instead?</p><p></p><p>Episode One sets the tone. You’ll hear exactly what this show is about, how it works, and why it exists. <strong>August</strong> and <strong>Jameel</strong> bring perspective, parenting experience, and sassy opinions. From personal missteps to social dynamics, cultural moments, and everything in between, the goal is simple: call it out, break it down, and leave better than we found it.</p><p></p><p>This isn’t just about parenting. It’s about behavior. Decision-making. Accountability. Growth. The kind that happens when you’re willing to look at something messy and say, yeah…we’re not doing that. Whether you’re a parent, partner, friend, or just someone navigating life, this show is built to make you think, react, and maybe even laugh at the chaos of it all.</p><p></p><p>Season One kicks off June 1st, 2026, with weekly episodes across all major platforms.</p><p></p><p>Watch and subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@CertifiedBadExamplePodcast</p><p>Follow on Instagram: www.instagram.com/certifiedbadexample</p><p></p><p>Search terms: Certified Bad Example Podcast, August Black, Jameel Mayers, parenting podcast, LGBTQ dads podcast, real-life stories podcast, opinion podcast, modern fatherhood, social commentary podcast, relationship dynamics, behavioral accountability, podcast launching June 2026</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coming this June 1st, 2026, <em>Certified Bad Example</em> officially steps in with hosts <strong>August Black</strong> and <strong>Jameel Mayers</strong> leading the conversation. This is where real-life situations, pulled from headlines, everyday moments, and the kind of stories people usually avoid, get put under the microscope. Not to shame, but to unpack.</p><p></p><p>Every “bad example” becomes a conversation, and every conversation becomes a choice: what would you do instead?</p><p></p><p>Episode One sets the tone. You’ll hear exactly what this show is about, how it works, and why it exists. <strong>August</strong> and <strong>Jameel</strong> bring perspective, parenting experience, and sassy opinions. From personal missteps to social dynamics, cultural moments, and everything in between, the goal is simple: call it out, break it down, and leave better than we found it.</p><p></p><p>This isn’t just about parenting. It’s about behavior. Decision-making. Accountability. Growth. The kind that happens when you’re willing to look at something messy and say, yeah…we’re not doing that. Whether you’re a parent, partner, friend, or just someone navigating life, this show is built to make you think, react, and maybe even laugh at the chaos of it all.</p><p></p><p>Season One kicks off June 1st, 2026, with weekly episodes across all major platforms.</p><p></p><p>Watch and subscribe on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@CertifiedBadExamplePodcast</p><p>Follow on Instagram: www.instagram.com/certifiedbadexample</p><p></p><p>Search terms: Certified Bad Example Podcast, August Black, Jameel Mayers, parenting podcast, LGBTQ dads podcast, real-life stories podcast, opinion podcast, modern fatherhood, social commentary podcast, relationship dynamics, behavioral accountability, podcast launching June 2026</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://certified-bad-example.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9699d798-b892-41b6-9783-8539475abc12</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e551f833-f9d4-4d03-91eb-11065ca916c4/Certified-Apple-Thumbnail.png"/><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/9699d798-b892-41b6-9783-8539475abc12.mp3" length="1126080" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>00:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item></channel></rss>