<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/chairs/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[Dining Room Chairs Event]]></title><podcast:guid>61306509-96ef-5953-917f-f44d3cbd23c0</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2026 21:30:00 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Jen deHaan]]></copyright><managingEditor>Jen deHaan</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>The Dining Room Chairs Event. Jen drove from Canada to California in late December 2022 to attend an event she found in an Improv group on Facebook. Either the event is happening, will happen, or was a bit. Jen doesn't know! But she is sitting at the location, waiting, reviewing the event that may or may not be in progress. Learn what she's thinking about, and what she does, while we all anticipate these fabled dining room chairs to appear.</p><br><p>Scripted reviews, the rest is improvised.</p><br /><hr>]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/57868988-9053-45c1-84b5-2485a4e85ec1/1681793567328-76a5eec72eac5827c4ed2dc2b5872c3c.jpeg</url><title>Dining Room Chairs Event</title><link><![CDATA[https://stereoforest.com/chairs]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/57868988-9053-45c1-84b5-2485a4e85ec1/1681793567328-76a5eec72eac5827c4ed2dc2b5872c3c.jpeg"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Jen deHaan</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Jen deHaan</itunes:author><description>The Dining Room Chairs Event. Jen drove from Canada to California in late December 2022 to attend an event she found in an Improv group on Facebook. Either the event is happening, will happen, or was a bit. Jen doesn&apos;t know! But she is sitting at the location, waiting, reviewing the event that may or may not be in progress. Learn what she&apos;s thinking about, and what she does, while we all anticipate these fabled dining room chairs to appear.

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Hey everyone!</p><p>What happened in the years that followed being trapped in a room? Find out! Tying up some loose ends, and finding out "where are they now" (including the dining room chairs!) in this series finale of Dining Room Chairs Event: The Reviews.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Checking in! Hey everyone!</p><p>What happened in the years that followed being trapped in a room? Find out! 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