<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/conner-vs-cobb/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[Conner vs Cobb]]></title><podcast:guid>ecbafd07-8508-59c3-80c3-7b883757b297</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:27:20 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2026 Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb]]></copyright><managingEditor>Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Comedians Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb spar over trivial things and weird hypotheticals. You may know Ryan and Nick from their many stand-up TV appearances and specials.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg</url><title>Conner vs Cobb</title><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb</itunes:author><description>Comedians Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb spar over trivial things and weird hypotheticals. 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Nick and Ryan also play "Shark News", "Which came first?", "Investors Choice", answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". </p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th (Nick)</p><p><br></p><p>Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! </p><p><a href="http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExOU9tVjVmM3RXdVJoTTlqNXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4-c9CEMpyS6IR93i0bNVCEAyxANWsxcLjxPITgkYxPQbrSVtr0QyB_MeZW3Q_aem_YRML3AAAs1vuvQKg4txp6A" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's trip to Japan, his rocky return to LA, protecting your data, dog insurance and Honda birthday wishes. 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Ryan has "Shark News," and they play their little games.</p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th</p><p><br></p><p>Please consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops! </p><p><a href="http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExOU9tVjVmM3RXdVJoTTlqNXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4-c9CEMpyS6IR93i0bNVCEAyxANWsxcLjxPITgkYxPQbrSVtr0QyB_MeZW3Q_aem_YRML3AAAs1vuvQKg4txp6A" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss drinking at funerals, answering questions in the middle of the night, Freddie Krueger and Pisces horoscopes. Ryan has "Shark News," and they play their little games.</p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th</p><p><br></p><p>Please consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops! </p><p><a href="http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExOU9tVjVmM3RXdVJoTTlqNXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4-c9CEMpyS6IR93i0bNVCEAyxANWsxcLjxPITgkYxPQbrSVtr0QyB_MeZW3Q_aem_YRML3AAAs1vuvQKg4txp6A" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c5147a25-82b3-4e14-a647-2d4873043c7d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/c5147a25-82b3-4e14-a647-2d4873043c7d.mp3" length="107252668" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>80</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Laying on the High Dive</title><itunes:title>Laying on the High Dive</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's fear of heights, the new sport of people running into each other, stolen autism valor and birthday text messages. Ryan shares some "Shark News," and they play "Florida Man: Hardcore Bondage," "Which came first?," "Just Ask Craigslist," the conspiracy theories game , answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". </p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th</p><p><br></p><p>Please consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops! </p><p><a href="http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExOU9tVjVmM3RXdVJoTTlqNXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4-c9CEMpyS6IR93i0bNVCEAyxANWsxcLjxPITgkYxPQbrSVtr0QyB_MeZW3Q_aem_YRML3AAAs1vuvQKg4txp6A" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's fear of heights, the new sport of people running into each other, stolen autism valor and birthday text messages. Ryan shares some "Shark News," and they play "Florida Man: Hardcore Bondage," "Which came first?," "Just Ask Craigslist," the conspiracy theories game , answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". </p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th</p><p><br></p><p>Please consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops! </p><p><a href="http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExOU9tVjVmM3RXdVJoTTlqNXNydGMGYXBwX2lkEDIyMjAzOTE3ODgyMDA4OTIAAR4-c9CEMpyS6IR93i0bNVCEAyxANWsxcLjxPITgkYxPQbrSVtr0QyB_MeZW3Q_aem_YRML3AAAs1vuvQKg4txp6A" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cee8b755-ee03-4d3e-90f9-b7a054d723f0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2026 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/cee8b755-ee03-4d3e-90f9-b7a054d723f0.mp3" length="128238000" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>79</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Grand Opening</title><itunes:title>Grand Opening</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss talk about weird business decisions, public proposals, a correction on Pluto, and more. 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Nick and Ryan also play "Which Came First?, Just Asking Craigslist, answer some hypotheticals and of course they play Rank Them. </p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about a strange post-show encounter, when people give joke feedback, the rarest last name in the Philippines, corporate texts and Shark News. 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They also played "Just Asking Craigslist", "Investor's Choice", "Dinosaur Facts" and of course "Rank Them."</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Jan 21st, Grandin Theater, Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24th, Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3d264652-08d6-4b44-ad41-d0ec80e2a02a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/3d264652-08d6-4b44-ad41-d0ec80e2a02a.mp3" length="116387313" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>75</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Ever Unpopular</title><itunes:title>Ever Unpopular</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's armor, Ryan's Werther's originals, Ryan's dog and Ryan in general. 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They also played "Just Asking Craigslist", "Investor's Choice", "Florida" and of course "Rank them."</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Jan 16 &amp; 17 - Hey Nonny's &amp; Second City (Nick)</p><p>Jan 16 &amp; 17 - Funny Bone, Des Moines, Iowa (Ryan)</p><p>Jan 21st - Grandin Theatre, Roanoke, VA (Ryan)</p><p>Jan 24th - Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA (Ryan)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">41a6e27e-7443-419f-ad4d-8db8cc9ca2d2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/41a6e27e-7443-419f-ad4d-8db8cc9ca2d2.mp3" length="117955545" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>74</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Leo the Copycat</title><itunes:title>Leo the Copycat</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Yo Mama jokes, DQ off-menu ordering (yet again), copycat taco trucks, NPR, "Major League" and Rosie Perez's unlikely run on Jeopardy in "White Men Can't Jump." They also play holiday trivia, "Christmas Investor's Choice" and "Rank them".</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Jan 9 &amp; 10, CG's in Bolingbrook (Nick)</p><p>Jan 16 &amp; 17, Hey Nonny's &amp; Second City (Nick)</p><p>Jan 16 &amp; 17, Funny Bone, Des Moines, Iowa (Ryan)</p><p>Jan 21st, Grandin Theater, Roanoke, VA (Ryan)</p><p>Jan 24th, Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA (Ryan)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Yo Mama jokes, DQ off-menu ordering (yet again), copycat taco trucks, NPR, "Major League" and Rosie Perez's unlikely run on Jeopardy in "White Men Can't Jump." They also play holiday trivia, "Christmas Investor's Choice" and "Rank them".</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Jan 9 &amp; 10, CG's in Bolingbrook (Nick)</p><p>Jan 16 &amp; 17, Hey Nonny's &amp; Second City (Nick)</p><p>Jan 16 &amp; 17, Funny Bone, Des Moines, Iowa (Ryan)</p><p>Jan 21st, Grandin Theater, Roanoke, VA (Ryan)</p><p>Jan 24th, Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA (Ryan)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9b12c158-d7d7-4db5-af3d-2119a8b0d698</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/9b12c158-d7d7-4db5-af3d-2119a8b0d698.mp3" length="110427959" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>73</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Birthday Incident</title><itunes:title>The Birthday Incident</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about Ryan’s birthday, colonoscopies,  Tiger Woods, The Great Butter Conspiracy, lost tuna in space, and the regular games. </p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Ryan:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Nick:</p><p>Stay tuned</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about Ryan’s birthday, colonoscopies,  Tiger Woods, The Great Butter Conspiracy, lost tuna in space, and the regular games. </p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Ryan:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Nick:</p><p>Stay tuned</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c4ed9cb2-a34f-449a-8ad8-72eac25dc386</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/c4ed9cb2-a34f-449a-8ad8-72eac25dc386.mp3" length="100660854" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode></item><item><title>In Defense of Uncle Buck</title><itunes:title>In Defense of Uncle Buck</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about the Elvis autopsy, Uncle Buck, Florida, Craigslist, and they play Rank Them.</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Ryan:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, V</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Nick:</p><p>Stay tuned January Chicago shows</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about the Elvis autopsy, Uncle Buck, Florida, Craigslist, and they play Rank Them.</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Ryan:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, V</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Nick:</p><p>Stay tuned January Chicago shows</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1a03a481-2a3e-4775-9176-dd557e545d09</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/1a03a481-2a3e-4775-9176-dd557e545d09.mp3" length="131132154" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>71</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Off Menu at DQ</title><itunes:title>Off Menu at DQ</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's off-menu ordering at DQ, Ross surveys, Nebraska dumpsters, swag gaps and the Chicago Bulls. They also play "Was this in Florida", "Just Ask Craigslist", "Conspiracy Theories", "Investor's Choice", ask some hypotheticals and play "Rank Them"</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Nick:</p><p>Dec 10 - Phoenix</p><p>Ryan:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's off-menu ordering at DQ, Ross surveys, Nebraska dumpsters, swag gaps and the Chicago Bulls. They also play "Was this in Florida", "Just Ask Craigslist", "Conspiracy Theories", "Investor's Choice", ask some hypotheticals and play "Rank Them"</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Nick:</p><p>Dec 10 - Phoenix</p><p>Ryan:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5d4847d8-7e06-49c7-bd9f-1ce3525b9c1d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/5d4847d8-7e06-49c7-bd9f-1ce3525b9c1d.mp3" length="106851134" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>70</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Dustina 3000</title><itunes:title>Dustina 3000</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss saying "God Bless You", Minnesotans on red eyes, acting class secrets and upper decking. They also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist", "Dinosaur Facts," and "Rank Them."</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago&nbsp;</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss saying "God Bless You", Minnesotans on red eyes, acting class secrets and upper decking. They also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist", "Dinosaur Facts," and "Rank Them."</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago&nbsp;</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">21596069-e201-44b3-b074-5b9f3b0bb295</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/21596069-e201-44b3-b074-5b9f3b0bb295.mp3" length="110270184" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>69</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Fighting Underground Fires</title><itunes:title>Fighting Underground Fires</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode (which was supposed to be released before the previous one) of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss replacing a magician,&nbsp;a sad&nbsp;Facebook Marketplace listing, Ryan's Vegas plans and ping-pong tournaments.&nbsp; They also play "Investor's Choice,", "Conspiracy&nbsp;Theories," "Dinosaur Facts," and "Rank Them".</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago&nbsp;</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode (which was supposed to be released before the previous one) of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss replacing a magician,&nbsp;a sad&nbsp;Facebook Marketplace listing, Ryan's Vegas plans and ping-pong tournaments.&nbsp; They also play "Investor's Choice,", "Conspiracy&nbsp;Theories," "Dinosaur Facts," and "Rank Them".</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago&nbsp;</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">60cd2221-ef80-4d13-a59e-a5401f7beb41</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/60cd2221-ef80-4d13-a59e-a5401f7beb41.mp3" length="126552475" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>68</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Flo</title><itunes:title>The Flo</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss "Shark News", Ryan's time in Vegas, buying cantaloupes, lottery&nbsp;confidence and the "it" quality . They also play "Investor's Choice" and "Rank Them."</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago&nbsp;</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss "Shark News", Ryan's time in Vegas, buying cantaloupes, lottery&nbsp;confidence and the "it" quality . They also play "Investor's Choice" and "Rank Them."</p><p>See Ryan &amp; Nick on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago&nbsp;</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ef4c01b2-ffab-4b38-a5ac-4f1a2997ec57</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/ef4c01b2-ffab-4b38-a5ac-4f1a2997ec57.mp3" length="112205566" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>67</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Investor&apos;s Choice</title><itunes:title>Investor&apos;s Choice</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about awful merch, the "my family" excuse, green room sparring, farmer's market snitches and joke thiefs. They also play "Investor's Choice", "Was this in Florida?", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank them.”</p><p>Nick and Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL</p><p>Ryan on the road solo:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about awful merch, the "my family" excuse, green room sparring, farmer's market snitches and joke thiefs. They also play "Investor's Choice", "Was this in Florida?", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank them.”</p><p>Nick and Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL</p><p>Ryan on the road solo:</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">efcd0949-b573-4866-adec-e7c9b5979e1a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/efcd0949-b573-4866-adec-e7c9b5979e1a.mp3" length="124068361" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>66</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Mrs. Claws</title><itunes:title>Mrs. Claws</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Nick's new glasses, comics who know Brett Favre, Shark News, Facebook memories, vegan cheese, hospital visitation teams, and Kai's genius. They also play "Was this in Florida?", "Pick a Penis", "Rank Them" and watch the Tonya Harding Cameo.&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Nick's new glasses, comics who know Brett Favre, Shark News, Facebook memories, vegan cheese, hospital visitation teams, and Kai's genius. They also play "Was this in Florida?", "Pick a Penis", "Rank Them" and watch the Tonya Harding Cameo.&nbsp;</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">19481517-eadb-49a8-bb2a-74baf65ad5c4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/19481517-eadb-49a8-bb2a-74baf65ad5c4.mp3" length="131094965" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>65</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Tie Ballgame</title><itunes:title>Tie Ballgame</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan prove they aren’t robots, discuss being banned in two countries, Nick apologizes for lying to the American people, hypothetical questions and Rank them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan prove they aren’t robots, discuss being banned in two countries, Nick apologizes for lying to the American people, hypothetical questions and Rank them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bd26043c-d462-403f-b29c-f074ce764ed4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/bd26043c-d462-403f-b29c-f074ce764ed4.mp3" length="130826840" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>64</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Cinnamon Too Spicy</title><itunes:title>Cinnamon Too Spicy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Nick's face gash, edibles, Florida news, Roar, Elon Musk's joke, hypothetical questions and Rank them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Nick's face gash, edibles, Florida news, Roar, Elon Musk's joke, hypothetical questions and Rank them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 16-17 - Des Moines</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a04117e9-5147-4e2f-b874-de8f8c021851</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/a04117e9-5147-4e2f-b874-de8f8c021851.mp3" length="98488281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>63</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Trouser Underwear</title><itunes:title>Trouser Underwear</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss the gash on the side of Nick's face, politics at Old Navy, Facebook Marketplace bartering, Conspiracy Theories and FOUR Rank Them's.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss the gash on the side of Nick's face, politics at Old Navy, Facebook Marketplace bartering, Conspiracy Theories and FOUR Rank Them's.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA</p><p>Jan 24 - Vienna, VA</p><p>Jan 29 - San Diego, CA</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">18137277-2be1-4a87-9c95-91396684c873</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/18137277-2be1-4a87-9c95-91396684c873.mp3" length="83787943" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>62</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Oops… a Friday Episode</title><itunes:title>Oops… a Friday Episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about flipping Peletons, Facebook marketplace crazies, businesses we want to destroy, being uncancelable, and NBA refs.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Dec 5 - 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They also play the usual games, like Rank Them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b46d56be-fd0d-402e-a38e-5a395747dcec</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/b46d56be-fd0d-402e-a38e-5a395747dcec.mp3" length="114974165" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Gatekeepers and Touching Grass</title><itunes:title>Gatekeepers and Touching Grass</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Venmo requests, old kickstarters, solo mini golf, retiring from smartphones,  touching grass, hockey streaking and, of course,&nbsp;Rank Them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sept 20 - Rockford</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Venmo requests, old kickstarters, solo mini golf, retiring from smartphones,  touching grass, hockey streaking and, of course,&nbsp;Rank Them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p><p>See Nick on the road:</p><p>Sept 20 - Rockford</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">860b069a-4da5-480c-8f19-b42a09589b0f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/860b069a-4da5-480c-8f19-b42a09589b0f.mp3" length="116117763" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Last Week&apos;s Weather</title><itunes:title>Last Week&apos;s Weather</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss fantasy football punishments, fire drills, losing bets, last week's weather, an opportunity for Olympic gold, of course,&nbsp;Rank Them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss fantasy football punishments, fire drills, losing bets, last week's weather, an opportunity for Olympic gold, of course,&nbsp;Rank Them.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8c4f94c6-5f6a-43b8-9206-52691e6f91db</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/8c4f94c6-5f6a-43b8-9206-52691e6f91db.mp3" length="110297855" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode></item><item><title>ChatGPT Spreading Lies</title><itunes:title>ChatGPT Spreading Lies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, Ryan talks about ChatGPT committing full blown libel against him (while Gemini has done no such thing), Nick gets insulted by his son, Ryan’s car gets hit and he has cancer removed from his face. 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And the usuals.</p><p>See Ryan on the road:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ca66a160-7d64-41a0-b4d8-6ac9d7882996</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/ca66a160-7d64-41a0-b4d8-6ac9d7882996.mp3" length="120989184" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Sweaty Red Face</title><itunes:title>Sweaty Red Face</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner Vs Cobb, a content experience, Nick and Ryan talk about being stranded on the tarmac, and get topical when they’re annoyed about people like Snoop having an issue with gay characters in movies. 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Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about anal thermometers, a natural turtleneck hypothetical question, a misunderstanding about carrots, and would you stay in primary school forever for 300k per year?</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ced3d0b9-5fa7-4d48-ae3c-87635eaf0588</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/3eaba806-3dda-4415-8799-2763d8edac3b/cTPT01XB9wpI48c43DxMoKW4.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/ced3d0b9-5fa7-4d48-ae3c-87635eaf0588.mp3" length="86610288" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode></item><item><title>On the Kiss Cam</title><itunes:title>On the Kiss Cam</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about coyotes, ferris wheels, haunted houses and celebrity conspiracy theories. They then answer listeners' hypotheticals and Rank Thems.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about coyotes, ferris wheels, haunted houses and celebrity conspiracy theories. They then answer listeners' hypotheticals and Rank Thems.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">145edbcd-72a7-402c-b645-a603c259fd36</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4b0e77e4-fc46-442c-b01b-c27bc291496f/MbMj_OBrc6_wy1nfKw0aOpCA.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/145edbcd-72a7-402c-b645-a603c259fd36.mp3" length="144092427" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Nothing Like Christopher Walken</title><itunes:title>Nothing Like Christopher Walken</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about not being a rat,&nbsp;getting suspended, locker room insults, school informants, the deaf boxing league and Burlington coat factory.&nbsp;</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about not being a rat,&nbsp;getting suspended, locker room insults, school informants, the deaf boxing league and Burlington coat factory.&nbsp;</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1e5e6c76-208b-4011-834d-2cf9210acfa7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/1e5e6c76-208b-4011-834d-2cf9210acfa7.mp3" length="93549935" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode></item><item><title>thanks chart updated</title><itunes:title>thanks chart updated</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan eats 11 day old hot dogs, Nick smears a eulogy, weird doctors, Nick complains about passwords and fast food apps, and the usuals, Is This a Conspiracy Theory, and Rank Them.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Ryan eats 11 day old hot dogs, Nick smears a eulogy, weird doctors, Nick complains about passwords and fast food apps, and the usuals, Is This a Conspiracy Theory, and Rank Them.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">08c6cb20-2de3-448b-bac5-401fd6bc9aae</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e1098685-cdc9-431e-a53a-9e21b4f27230/fCWxRgPwXMI2M_EAOcmCEbZ1.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/08c6cb20-2de3-448b-bac5-401fd6bc9aae.mp3" length="119999808" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Sardines and Oatmeal</title><itunes:title>Sardines and Oatmeal</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about cholesterol, fireworks, Freddy Krueger, Nick on edibles, passwords, running onto the court to kiss players, and MEGAPHANTS!</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about cholesterol, fireworks, Freddy Krueger, Nick on edibles, passwords, running onto the court to kiss players, and MEGAPHANTS!</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c8fcbfef-253f-49a1-bc48-d74cc1735da1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7e19d87a-0f57-4432-878f-10adc089e2b9/8s9UrsFuyGWfeChbo82TB2jx.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/c8fcbfef-253f-49a1-bc48-d74cc1735da1.mp3" length="104914031" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Diving with Sharks</title><itunes:title>Diving with Sharks</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Ancestry.com, elevated Bass Pro Shop awareness, a PSA, Deck America, diving with sharks, and pooping the pants.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about Ancestry.com, elevated Bass Pro Shop awareness, a PSA, Deck America, diving with sharks, and pooping the pants.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d31b8921-b241-420b-989e-4b324b2443e7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d9615dd4-ff74-4085-983c-919e9ea6ba04/qANm-Tn-cQW-CmW2FMq31vVk.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/d31b8921-b241-420b-989e-4b324b2443e7.mp3" length="136823153" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>44</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer</title><itunes:title>Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ep 44 - Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer</p><p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about sharks, an audience member getting weirdly offended, and Nick’s car accident settlement. Other things too.</p><p><br></p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ep 44 - Ryan Conner: Shark Tamer</p><p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about sharks, an audience member getting weirdly offended, and Nick’s car accident settlement. Other things too.</p><p><br></p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">731ff6b9-7da6-4126-a577-1afd50b7b54e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/731ff6b9-7da6-4126-a577-1afd50b7b54e.mp3" length="124168657" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Steven Segal</title><itunes:title>Steven Segal</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about LA not burning, pandering comics, Nick’s esophagus and Ryan’s nose, states regulating a conspiracy theory, Steven Segal, practical effects, and Rank Them.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>June 19-22 - Phoenix</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode, Nick Cobb and Ryan Conner talk about LA not burning, pandering comics, Nick’s esophagus and Ryan’s nose, states regulating a conspiracy theory, Steven Segal, practical effects, and Rank Them.</p><p>Come see Ryan live:</p><p>June 19-22 - Phoenix</p><p>Sept 11-14 - Edmonton</p><p>Sept 19 - Philadelphia</p><p>Sept 20 - Washington DC</p><p>Oct 2-5 - New Westminster, BC</p><p>Oct 9-12 - Minneapolis</p><p>Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick)</p><p>Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://conner-vs-cobb.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d3c5bdbf-809c-4338-b3e7-7d6ef6cf43fb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35231378-42ec-4665-a53b-ac2903b1fb27/vv2MXxBaULJRBn1SvkXXN-Vl.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2025 02:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/d3c5bdbf-809c-4338-b3e7-7d6ef6cf43fb.mp3" length="128904654" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode></item><item><title>How to Get a Free Catamaran</title><itunes:title>How to Get a Free Catamaran</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nick and Ryan talk about getting small refunds, awful industry mixers, height discrimination, public wifi, a and a very tough million dollar question. 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