Drunk Bible Study

335 | Favorites, Flaws, & Fun - The End

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0700

And we read together, and talked together,

And laughed at jokes that were wholly our own.

And the joy we share as we drank there,

None other has ever known

The final service is upon us. Join us as we reminisce about Emily's accidental sermons, review the pub's menu, and discuss how our thoughts and feelings have changed now that we've finished the book that wasn't meant to be read.

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Bonus 334 | 77 Temples

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're closing out the last book of the Bible with a tight twenty and at least one trick question!

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334 | Revelation 20-22: Come Quickly, Amen!

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Things turn unexpectedly kinky when the dragon is cast into the abyss. Then God moves into the neighborhood, putting an end to moaning, crying, and dying! We're given our last sheet of Ikea instructions for a bedazzled heaven and are left wondering — are we supposed to feel good about this?

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333 | Revelation 18-19: A Double Shot of Smotage

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We kick off our penultimate episode of the series (!!!!) with a Rock-a-Clock followed by unclean and hateful birds. Death, mourning, and famine descend upon Babylon. Our newest products, Wheatie Besties and Oat Besties, will be on shelves soon!

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332 | Revelation 15-17: The Great Whore

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The Chippendales welcome seven new angels to their ranks! They walk on a sea of fire and glass, hotbox in the temple, and inflict their rad powers on the earth. Drunk on blood, an exceedingly severe plague of hail is unleashed, and riddles leave us wondering who we're meant to be rooting for?

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331 | Revelation 12-14: Down the Gullet

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The mark of the beast has finally been revealed, along with an army of singing incels, and Jesus' Pokemon evolution! Garbage grapes are being turned into wine, perhaps to fill the Chalice of Anger, and a dragon tries to swallow a baby.

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330 | Revelation 8-11: Wormwood Water

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Woe, woe, woe! The seven trumpets sound, things are thrown to the earth, and the locust, with the power of scorpions, select victims to torture for five months. Instead of eating it up, we're looking for a side door out of this nightmare fuel of a book.

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329 | Revelation 4-7: The Lamb

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0700

An emerald rainbow plays a staring role in Revelation's startling horror story about creatures, spirits, a zombie lamb, and the arrival of the four horses of the apocalypse.

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328 | Revelation 1-3: Way More Metal

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The beginning of the unbelievable end is upon us, finally. A rousing game of telephone, new titles, a golden girdle, Class Creep Jesus feature in the first three chapters of Revelation.

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Bonus 327 | Pro-Cooties

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Thanks to our listeners for this week's quizzes and remember, God is love!

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327 | 2 John 1; 3 John 1; Jude 1: Strange Flesh

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0700

A poet and an episitlator walk into a bar... no, it's not a joke — this week we're reading the last few books before Revelation! John likes to avoid a paper trail and Jude surprised us, we want more.

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1 John 1-5: To The Babes

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The bird is the word, there are multiple anti-Christs, and lusty eyes in John's first epistle to the fellishippe. Which has us reminiscing about DC Talk and wondering about blatant contradictions.

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325 | A Toga In The Wind

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're wrapping up 1 & 2 Peter with quizzes written by our listeners!

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325 | 2 Peter: In the Holy Mount

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Probably-not-Peter starts his second letter by name-dropping Jesus and detailing the virtues one must exhibit to get to love. He goes on to talk about destruction, tents, and fuel for the final fire.

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324 | 1 Peter 1-5: The Grooves of Evil

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Gird up the loins of your mind and sprinkle yourself in the blood and join us as we read the first of Peter's letters, which leaves us wondering about corruptible seed and abstaining from fleshly lusts.

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Bonus 323 | The Limit Does Not Exist

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0700

You may not have thought the crown of life and sexy bear sandwiches have anything in common, but you will after this quiz.

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323 | James 1-5: A Quiet Yes

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0700

James the Just writes to the Jews using pretty turns of phrase about endurance, a real killer, and rad raves. Possibly in opposition to Paul's teaching, he espouses the importance of works in addition to faith and taming the tongue.

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Bonus 322 | Angels, Kings, & the Just

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Listeners in the chat lead us astray during this week's episode, in which we wrap up Hebrews with a quiz.

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322 | Hebrews 11-13: Dead & Shriveled Loins

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The end of any and all of the Paul's has finally arrived. The final chapters of Hebrews explore a heavenly country, sawing and tearing people apart, the fruit of lips, and the benefit of discipline. As always, we're left with many questions, the most important of which being - what's up with the abs?

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321 | Hebrews 9-10: Just This One Time

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0700

It's finally the penultimate episode of Paul/Maybe Not Paul's letters, and we're recapping like we're back in Deuteronomy! Aaron's rod makes an appearance, as do various washings (yeah, we don't know what that means either), and a new quote from Jesus.

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320 | Hebrews 5-8: God In 5 Easy Lessons

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Join us for a tasting of the word of God, immortal priestly dramas, and classic negging behavior. We're left wondering, does God still got it, and what does Eugene have to say about loins?

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319 | Hebrews 1-4: Just A Task Rabbit

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Hebrews, a Paul-ished epistle to an undisclosed (but likely Jewish) audience, spends most of its first four chapters pitching Jesus, burning angels, and trying to figure out which of God's creations is the most important.

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Bonus 318 | For Love & Money

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're refreshing ourselves in the Holy Spirit with not one but two quizzes this week!

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318 | Philemon 1; Titus 1-3: An Inmate for You

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're taking on two books this week! First up is a DM from Paul to Philemon about his pris-son, followed by a letter to Titus with guidance for older men and women and much (ok, a little) more.

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Bonus 317 | A Sweet Savor

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're quizzing ourselves on 1 & 2 Timothy in hopes of finding out if we're smarter than a 7th grader!

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317 | 2 Timothy 1-4: Jacked on Paul

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Another fake Paul writes to Timothy, imploring him to teach, spread the word of truth, and encourage his followers to complete an extensive to-do list. Eugene warns us to avoid pious nitpicking and avoid those allergic to God.

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316 | 1 Timothy 1-6: You Got the Widows

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Chief of sinners, Paul writes to his true child in faith, burning genealogy, threatening to deliver people to Satan, and extolling the virtues of a little wine.

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Bonus 315 | Work Work Work Work Work

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're skeptical about the quality of the quiz this week but we still managed to do better than average!

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315 | 2 Thessalonians 1-3: Beefy Lady Angels

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Paul is both bringing back the classics and taking a sharp left turn towards the end times this week. We're left wondering what was the purpose of 2nd Thessalonians and did Paul really write this?

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314 | 1 Thessalonians 1-5: We Three Wingmen

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Paul's first epistle to the Thessalonians might be one of his earliest. Full of hints about the wrath to come, he throws Philippi under the bus. Some strange insertions leave us wondering about a few verses, and Paul shares another important life motto with us: A reminder never hurts.

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Bonus 313 | Gotta Be #JustJesus

Fri, 23 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Thanks to the spirit moving through Emily and Dedeker's leadership, we feel like we did better than most people on this week's quiz!

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313 | Colossians 1-4: The True 60s

Wed, 21 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Colossians starts out with interesting theology, including Christology and godheads. In a soft moment, Paul makes everything confusingly sexual and sexually confusing before sharing life instructions - including the ultimate rebuttal to bad dad jokes.

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Bonus 312 | A Tight Ten

Fri, 16 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're wrapping up Philippians with a quiz!

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312 | Philippians 1-4: Banger After Banger

Wed, 14 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Written by Paul and Timothy for the believers in Philippi, this epistle teaches us more about the day of Jesus Christ, tender mercies, and things to be aware of, including knife-happy circumcisers.

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Bonus 311 | Prince of the Power of _?

Fri, 09 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Don your helm of knowledge for not one but two quizzes on Ephesians!

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311 | Ephesians 4-6: The Beefiest Christ

Wed, 07 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Faux-Paul continues to impart important theological lessons to the Ephesians, including: don't let the sun go down on your wrath, no goofing or filthy brothers allowed, and how wives should consider their husbands to be their spiritual authority. Plus we find out what Emily thought of Good Friday Mass and what really happened in Romania.

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310 | Ephesians 1-3: Plume the Depths

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The first part of Totally Paul's Clone's epistle to the church at Ephesus might have been missing criticism, but it's full of potential episode titles. Which one is your favorite? God's (Non-Existent) Grandchildren. Signed, Sealed, & Delivered! God is Calorie Free. Your Inward Man. Fills All in All. Clone Mommy Questions. Where Did All the Sentence Breaks Go? Only the Finest Nuns.

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Bonus 309 | The Score of the Fruits & Goodling

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're back and wrapping up the book of Galatians with a custom quiz by the one and only, Professor RockAnon! Join us as we try to remember what shenanigans Paul was up to with Peter the Pebble and what the heck Death by Worms has to do with Paul's message to the church.

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309 | Galatians 4-6: Daddy Bob

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Galatians continues with Paul encouraging us to remember our petty bondage days while changing his stance on circumcision. Pregnancy metaphors are back (so make sure to have a drink handy) and orgies are specifically ruled unacceptable.

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308 | Galatians 1-3: Pinboards for Christ

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The epistle to the Galatians sheds light on Paul's backstory and speculates about the story of Abraham. Paul continues to dunk on Judaism while trying to connect the dots to Christianity.

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Bonus 307 | A Foretaste of Revelations

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Our time in Corinth comes to an end with a custom quiz written by a (possibly drunk) listener. Tune in to find out what Jase is never allowed to say again and so much more!

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307 | 2 Corinthians 10-13: Hijacked Into Paradise

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0700

In the final letter to the Church of Corinth, it proves that Paul isn't rubber and the congregation isn't glue. Rumors, insults, hurt feelings, and godly jealousy are abundant. Meanwhile, we're trying to figure out what really happened because the vibes of these chapters are more weird than tears.

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306 | 2 Corinthians 5-9: Terrifyingly Alive

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0700

The originator of hot takes continues his letter to the church at Corinth with prose befitting a first-year English major by throwing spaghetti against the wall and espousing the need for waterproof tents during hard, tough, and bad times. Our planned business ventures grow with the addition of Coins for Christ as we read the prosperity gospel and prepare for upcoming "mean-andring".

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305 | 2 Corinthians 1-4: In Service of Death

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0700

2 Corinthians starts off with a confusing amount of comfort, which is made slightly more clear by Eugene, and then Paul starts walking back parts of previous messages. We discover an idea for the ultimate recommendation letter and Christ-scented deodorant, and discuss the transitive properties of glory.

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Bonus 304 | Thermodynamic A-

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Quiz time! We've got two for you today, a warm-up and one that's more Christian madlibs than quiz due to its circular knowledge. Tune in to find out who we've decided to cast as Chloe!

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304 | 1 Corinthians 14-16: The Last Enemy to be Crushed

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Uncertain trumpets, the hierarchy of spiritual gifts, misogynistic interpretations, and the recollection of auditorial combat await you in the final chapters of 1 Corinthians. Lessons learned today include the mandate to have the malice of babies, be decent and in order, and that it was Paul all along.

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303 | 1 Corinthians 10-13: RockAnon - Spiritual Scatting

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Bread on bread action and slumming with demons are just some of the fun awaiting you in this week's chapters! Join us for contradictions, idolatry tests, and some greatest hits - including members on members.

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302 | 1 Corinthians 5-9: A Little "Yeast"

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0700

Paul's letter to the church in Corinth continues with explorations of our true identity, the origins of cancel culture, the transitive properties of prostitution. Factual errors in translations leave us with lots of questions, and of course, Paul (possibly the original modern day sales-person) is trying to have it both ways.

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301 | 1 Corinthians 1-4: The Discernment of Nothing

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0700

We're jumping right back into the mouth and fleshly stuff with Paul's second letter to the people of Corinth.

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300 | Romans 15-16: Please Ourselves

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 07:00:00 -0700

We're celebrating our 300th episode and the end of Romans with our first sober episode! In which we learn more about Christ-ordained boasting, sharing holy hugs, and discover another woman named in Paul's writings. There's also a not so short quiz at the end. How do you think we did?

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299 | Romans 11-14: The Wild Olive

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Roman's nears its end with us theorizing about Paul's love interest and wondering how many of his letters the recipients understood. Hopefully, they picked up on Paul's message about respecting the dietary choices of others and glorifying God with food.

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298 | Romans 8-10: Don't Be Fleshy

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Romans continues with Zombies for Christ, Eugene's enthusiastic interpretation of Paul's word salad, groanings that can't be uttered, and lessons on hope. We explore the origin of confession, the mysterious ways in which the Lord works, and vessels of dishonor.

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297 | Romans 4-7: Present Your Member

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Paul's blog post continues with a call back to Abraham, the father of circumcision, and teachings that have been adopted (and perhaps perverted) by the modern church. After a brief trip to Graceland, we return to the topic of real tools and Jase's upcoming class, The Fleshy Member - see you there!

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296 | Romans 1-3: God Can't See Down There (But Paul Can)

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Paul is on assignment, writing letters (or are they epistles) to the baby Christians of the day. Encouraging them to find another hole and to be a Jew on the inside too. It feels like we're prepping for SAT while listening to an insufferable windbag talk to other believers. It's cool, it's fine.

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Bonus 295 | The Power of Editing feat. Prof. Jeremy L Williams, P.H.D.

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Prof. Jeremy L. Williams, P.H.D., Assistant Professor of New Testament at Brite Divinity School, is joining us this week to quiz us on and discuss the untold wild stories of Acts.

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295 | Acts 27-28: A Hostage for Hope

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Tune into the final episode of Acts for naval thrills on a prison barge, lessons in being a leader, and Paul vs. a snake. Also - what did ancient sailors use as floaties?

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294 | Acts 24-26: May the Schwarz Be With You

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Paul, now a long-term VIP prisoner, is conscious of being void of offense when buttering up the governor. Perhaps he is reveling in following the same path of persecution as Jesus. As the courtroom drama drags on, he demands to have his case heard by Caesar.

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293 | Acts 22-23: A Man of Every People

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Former temple enforcer turned evangelist, Paul, shares his testimony with the Jews. Going a foreskin too far, they plot to kill him as he tries to fit in with the captain of the guard.

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292 | Acts 20-21: Minimal Viable Christianity

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0700

A very chatty Paul is joined by his fellowship as he travels, rerouting his plans due to plots against him. After boring a boy to what appeared to be death, Paul cuddles him back to life. Everyone weeps, a lot - and recruiting for the cult continues. After arriving in Jerusalem, he is ridiculed for encouraging new Christians to go light on Moses, and ends up in prison once again.

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291 | Acts 18-19: Handkerchiefs & Aprons

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Paul sets up shop with tent-makers, Priscilla and Aquila, for a bit before renewing head-shaving vows and traveling again. The apostles are growing their ranks MLM style (we could be making things up), and at some point books are burned, and clothes come off.

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290 | Acts 16-17: It's Time To Go

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Explore the impact of literature and fiction on Christian beliefs with us and then stick around for the circumcision of Timothy, the arrest and freeing of Paul and Silas, and find out which two women are named in this week's reading! Plus, find out which conversations we wish we were a fly on the wall for and how to get out of hell.

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289 | Acts 14-15: We're Not Always Wrong

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Our chapters this week start out with the classic blaming of the Jews, followed by the healing of impotent feet and the stoning of Highlander Paul. Meanwhile, the Apostles are fighting among themselves while spreading the news about low-calorie Judaism.

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288 | Acts 12-13: Woah Peter, Woah

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0700

After canoodling with soldiers, Peter is freed from prison by an angel, followed by Herod being wormed to death. New items are added to the Archipelago Sandwich Pub menu, and Dr. Know It All (a wizard) is said to be as crooked as a corkscrew.

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287 | Acts 10-11: The Next Big Something

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Peter is besieged by timely hallucinations, including one containing the God Helicopter, that allow the apostles to change recruitment rules for the cult. Dirty birds prove tempting, and the followers of Christ begin to call themselves Christians.

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286 | Acts 8-9: A Single Simon

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Hot Apostle Summer continues with the story of Paul the Enforcer, a wizard, and a vague concept of justice. The laws of physics don't seem to apply, and Tyndale shares great wisdom when reminding us it is hard for thee to kick against pricks.

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285 | Acts 6-7: Not A Good Start

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Join us for a rousing conversation about stigmata statistics, plus a rehashing of the covenant of circumcision, Moses' life, and the end of the not so blasphemous Stephen.

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284 | Acts 4-5: That Kind of Cult

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0700

The disciples' reunion quickly evolves into the founding of a cult, led in part by Darth Peter, who reverts to some Old School Yahweh tactics to manage liars. An angelic prison break and another census, this time led by the Romans, ensue.

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283 | Acts 1-3: Fantastic Bibles & ...

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Acts opens up with roll call and gushy bowels, followed by the dismissal of Joseph B. Justice. We're paying attention to the prophecy and Peter's monologs, while speculating about the real cause of the apostles' miracles.

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Bonus 282 | Stick Eye Boy

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0700

It's time for a quiz! Not to toot our own horn, but we did pretty well this week. Stay tuned to the end for Emily's grading of the Gospels.

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282 | John 20-21: Hunk A Hunk O' Burning Christ

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0700

The Gospels and John come to an end with an empty tomb and a fishing trip. Will the identity of Jesus' favorite finally be revealed?

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281 | John 18-19: A Group of Marys

Wed, 29 May 2024 07:00:00 -0700

The contradictions continue and the details we thought we knew never show up on the page in the penultimate episode of John. Ears are cut off, The Pavement is visited, and Pilot is poked and prodded into action.

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280 | John 16-17: Whither Thou Goest

Wed, 22 May 2024 07:00:00 -0700

We're back to co-opting women's labor pain to explain how difficult it is to be a man, meanwhile Jesus is offering God concierge services. Feeling let down by recent chapters, we explore some of the differences between John and the Synoptic Gospels.

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279 | John 13-15: Lordy Lordy

Wed, 15 May 2024 06:00:00 -0700

After a year of reading the Gospels, we're still wondering which disciple was actually Jesus' favorite? The book of John continues to enlighten us with more details, lessons, and commandments.

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278 | John 11-12: A Lot of Judging

Wed, 08 May 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Despondent, Mary cries to Jesus wishing he had come in time to heal her brother. Grateful for the opportunity to show off, Jesus raises Lazarus from the dead. Meanwhile, we learned Judas might be stealing and how to groan in the spirit.

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277 | John 9-10: Making Mud

Wed, 01 May 2024 07:00:00 -0700

John, spinner of yarns, is bringing the hits again this week! Starting off with another spit related story, discussions about sin and ableism, and a certain someone working on the Sabbath again. Discussions about Moses, the Holy Trinity, and The Feast of Dedication lead us to a stunning conclusion - we need sheep carrying lessons.

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276 | John 7-8: Walking In Galilee

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Jesus astonishes the people with his ability to read and uncanny hearing, while also angering them with his teachings and comebacks.

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275 | John 5-6: Jesus the Monologuer

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0700

The book of John continues to delight us with new content and bolder, more polarizing Jesus! Porches make their New Testament debut, mats are carried on the wrong day, and some of the disciples run away.

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274 | John 3-4: On the Third Day

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 05:00:00 -0700

Join us as we explore the events of Easter weekend, teach Emily to count fence posts, and enjoy sassy Jesus' nonsensical answers. There's pondering to be done about who wrote John and when, who baptized who, and if Eugene's metaphors add to the story.

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273 | John 1-2: Little Jesus X

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0700

The Book of John (not that John) jumps right into the action with new origin stories, Jesus' first public miracle, and the redemption of garbage grapes. Culty communes are formed, and a big budget revival begins.

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Bonus 272 | How to Carry Sheep

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0700

The end of Luke has finally arrived, so it's to find out what we remember about neighbors, loaves of bread, and parables.

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272 | Luke 23-24: The Most Pontius Pilate

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Despite a slightly different order of events, Jesus meets his end without much on-page suffering at the end of Luke. Leading us to wonder, do Christians glorify his suffering? The potential for a spin-off shows itself, and the hints of what's to come has us excited about Acts, which is coming soon(ish)!

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271 | Luke 21-22: The Last Kiss

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0700

Our hearts and minds are enraptured by the twists and embellishments upon old stories in today's reading. Jesus goes camping, swords are procured, and it turns out the Holy Grail might have actually been a bong!

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270 | Luke 23-24: The Shortie

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0700

Tyndale and Eugene bring the pizazz today, with a twist on an old parable and unexpected financial advice. Jesus meets Zacchaeus and might levitate on a colt?

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269 | Luke 16-18: Bad Boundaries (feat The Lady)

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 07:00:00 -0700

A skill-less manager goes from being unable to dig to being an oil and wheat tycoon. Meanwhile, Jesus confuses the disciples and us. Is it time for him to take a break?

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268 | Luke 13-15: Different Jesus Circles

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0700

Tune in for some Jerusalem news, random side notes, and confusing messages from Jesus. The Chiropractor Savior chooses not to head a warning about Herod before sharing about the prodigal son.

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267 | Luke 11-12: Pappes & Parables

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 07:00:00 -0700

This week's chapters are full of riddles on riddles, lessons, and unfamiliar content. Tyndale's use of middle English sends us to the search engines, while Jesus fan fiction and the best way to negotiate for canaries is discussed.

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266 | Luke 9-10: Barefoot & Dusty

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 07:00:00 -0700

The disciples receive a fraction of Jesus' power, learn to navigate the world without their wallets, and witness the wonder of food multiplication. Jesus comes up with some genius marketing and puzzles the crowds with a son & father riddle.

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265 | Luke 7-8: Fully Realized Hits

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Lord of the Sabbath, enraging healer, and bad capitalist, is on his way to being our favorite Jesus yet.

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264 | Luke 5-6: You Only Live Twice

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The lessons we've heard before hit a bit differently this week as Jesus takes his holiness to the next level. Broken nets and almost sunk boats lead to one of the largest catches of the disciples' lives.

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263 | Luke 3-4: Mega Gospel

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0700

Get your drinks ready, we're going back to the beginning with a drinking game worthy lineage and the earliest mention of Pontius Pilate. After narrowly evading being thrown off a cliff, Jesus decides to keep his divinity quiet.

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262 | Luke 1-2: Poor Joseph

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0700

After a seemingly unending run-on sentence, the opening chapters of Luke provide insight into the conceptions of John the Baptist and Jesus. We get a glimpse of Jesus as a child, and find ourselves wondering, what is a manger?

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Bonus 261 | Oh Hi Mark

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The second book of the New Testament comes to a close, in person, with trick questions, dusty feet, and emotional support animals.

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261 | Mark 15-16: Drinking Deadly Things

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0700

The masses are manipulated into crying for the death of Jesus, now mocked as the King of the Jews. The final chapters of Mark leave us wanting to know more about the origins of the wine-soaked sponge and if Yahweh is super cut?

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260 | Mark 14: Bailing & Betrayal

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0700

As the end of his life draws near, Jesus' tone and tune change, reminding his disciples of the prophecy currently being fulfilled. Ears and clothing are both lost as Jesus is arrested, bringing about the beginning of the end.

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259 | Mark 12-13: Metaphorical Devouring

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0700

A truly terrible story is followed by what might be a Biblical black widow and a glimpse of what marriage will be like in Heaven. Confusing logic puzzles aren't solved, and Emily braces herself for a lack of detail to come.

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258 | Mark 10-11: Fygge Baptyme

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0700

We're kicking the show off with a Rock a Clock segment, followed by a possible new commandment, and a riveting discussion about worldly possessions and the economic system in Haven. Word salad Jesus turns down the budget Hemsworths offer while traveling the tourist track on just one virginal donkey.

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257 | Mark 8-9: There Are No Ifs

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0700

In a book of repeated stories, things are getting increasingly weird as Jesus gets sassier. Cockadoodledoodling, signs for the Pharisees, and a secretive trip up the mountain leave us wondering how to best season our sacrifices.

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256 | Mark 6-7: Feeling Up Tongues

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0700

After showing off his water walking skills, Jesus makes sure everyone gets something to eat, and then sneaks into a safe house. Meanwhile, Herod (which one, we're not quite sure), placates his wife with John the Baptist's head on a platter.

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255 | Mark 4-5: Flatten Jesus

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Jesus and his disciples take a boat tour, sharing parables with the people and playing an epic game of telephone. Casseroles are shared by busy bodies, and we learn more about casting out demons.

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254 | Mark 1-3: Out of Nowhere

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Hold on because Mark is moving fast! The roof is off, the demons are out, and we're feeling things in our hearties as Jesus Not So Meek & Mild gets cozy with the misfits.

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Bonus 253 | A Group of Marys

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0700

We're kicking off the first bonus episode of the New Testament with a lewd little treat (please skip to 4:19 if you'd like to skip some adults only comedy), crying doves, and a long quiz.

253 | Matthew 27-28: The Ultimate Sacrifice?

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Matthew draws to a close with the death of a betrayer, the beginning of Murder Meadow, and the, not as graphic as expected, death of Jesus. Despite the "cleaner" than normal ending, we're still left with questions about money laundering, anti-semitism, and the true location of Jesus' tomb.

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252 | Matthew 25-26: The First Last Supper

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The penultimate episode of Matthew is action packed, starting off work with virgins toking lamps, an intense and whacky Jesus, and parables found lacking. The disciples and Jesus share their last meal before betrayal and denial.

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251 | Matthew 23-24: Size Doesn't Matter

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0700

After an update about Emily's encounters with Christians, we are blessed with a chapter-long rant from Jesus, in which he condemns capitalism and rips into the offspring of vipers.

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250 | Matthew 21-22 Anointed One

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Jesus is busy this week! He's riding donkeys, overturning tables, cursing trees, and answering questions in between speaking in metaphors as he preaches. There may be lots of answers to be had but no more questions are allowed.

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249 | Matthew 18-20: Bless & Bounce

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0700

Jase provides some historical context about Jesus, Emily is introduced to a song, and an ancient Karen is discovered. Jesus' complaint policy is revealed, and at least one famous saying is spoken.

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248 | Matthew 14-17: Beware the Yeast

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0700

Familiar but different stories, heads on platters, and a call back to Jonah await you in today's lively episode! Prophets are possibly resurrected and Emily comes to an interesting conclusion about Jesus. Make sure to tune if for more mouth stuff and ghosts!

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247 | Matthew 12-13: Sabbath Sins

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0700

We're setting aside all we've been taught and looking to the text for a better understanding of Jesus. Discussing his siblings, his storytelling methods, and the knack he has for hyping himself. Make sure to check out Patreon for Emily's new drink recipes!

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246 | Matthew 10-11: Sparrows & Souls

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Jesus shares the ability to heal and raise the dead with his disciples, but with great power comes the possibility of death and persecution. Perhaps the apple didn't fall too far from the Rock...

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245 | Matthew 7-9: Hot Takes on the Hill

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The miracle, the myth, the man... Jesus, one of the first influencers, continues dropping knowledge. Meanwhile, our hosts have some criticism of Eugene's writing, Emily learns a new saying and the discussion about how to get to heaven continues.

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244 | Matthew 5-6: Slippery Slope Logic

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Blessings are followed by burning garbage, Yahweh flavored things to eat, and a discussion about how not to sin in an elevator.

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243 | Matthew 1-4: So Many Johns

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Hot Christ Summer kicks off with important casting decisions and a visit from an unknown number of wise men. We're able to turn to Tyndale's translation for a treat as we learn about Jesus's lineage and origin story.

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242 | Memes & Memories

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Join us as we reflect on the 929 chapters of the Old Testament we read over the past 5 years. Have we gained a new reverence for the word of Yahweh or has our nostalgia for certain stories been destroyed? We're wrapping up this era of the show with a quiz designed by a faithful listener!

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Bonus 241 | A Hot Lady

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0700

We bet you'll be impressed with how much we remember of Proverbs! Grab a beverage and join us for stories about drinking, wives, mouth stuff, and wisdom.

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241 | Proverbs 27-31: How to be an Ideal Woman

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0700

What does nourishment of servants, kisses from an enemy, gimme more, and the four intolerables have in common? Not much, except each one is mentioned in the last 5 chapters of Proverbs! We're doing ourselves good, wrapping up the Old Testament just in time for Hot Christ Summer, which is coming soon.

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240 | Proverbs 21-26: Guiding Light of the Wicked

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0700

After a brief discussion in which we discuss the parallel between purgatory and Bakersfield, we're diving right into six of the remaining eleven chapters of Proverbs! Yahweh weighs hearts, sayings of the wise are shared, and many bingos are won. Make sure to join our Discord to get a card of your own to play!

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Bonus 239 | 2 Chronicles Quiz

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0700

We're wrapping up 2nd Chronicles with two quizzes and hand cuffies!

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239 | 2 Chronicles 35-36: Any Type of Pot (feat. Proverbs 19-20)

Wed, 31 May 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Be sure to grab a DBS Bingo Card from our Discord for this final episode of 2nd Chronicles! Kings are spoiling for fights, driving get-away chariots, and tossing out the baby with the bath water. We're discussing our plans for Hot Christ Summer, and welcoming two new patrons to the flock!

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238 | 2 Chronicles 32-34: Roasting Yahweh (feat. Proverbs 18)

Wed, 24 May 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Assyria attacks Judah, leading Hezekiah to stop water from flowing through ancient waterways, while messengers speak their minds. Manasseh rules after his father, and his son after him, each doing their best to rile up Yahweh in one way or another.

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237 | 2 Chronicles 29-31: Shutting the Porch Doors (feat. Proverbs 17)

Wed, 10 May 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Join us as we discover the potential origins of priests in a box, while stuff is piled in heaps. The temple is cleansed and sanctified, offerings are burnt, and a mini-Biblical-Coachella is thrown.

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236 | 2 Chronicles 25-28: Too Much Mouth Stuff (feat. Proverbs 16)

Wed, 03 May 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Thistles and cedars face off in an episode peppered with surprising outcomes; men being cast off rocks, wall breaks, and slinging stone pickers. Women are given names more than once, and someone is punished for burning incense.

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235 | 2 Chronicles 21-24: The Mouth of Yahweh (feat. Proverbs 15)

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The countdown for Hot Christ Summer is underway! Meanwhile, we're reading about the many Aziriahs' the short & terrible story of Jehoram, and zoning out while royal families are ended.

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234 | 2 Chronicles 17-20: Bow & Shield (feat. Proverbs 14)

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The prophets turn against each other as kings date, plans backfire, Costcos are built, and Final Fantasy is played. An abundance of riches and dead bodies are looted, and we're taught about the correlation between cattle and crops.

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233 | 2 Chronicles 12-16: Only the Calvins (feat. Proverbs 13)

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The many 'Boams must select their heirs, find more useful shields, and create cat trees out of gold. The Covenant of the Salt is licked into being and the first (third, actually) million is found. A side quest regarding planets leads to funny and thought-provoking conversations.

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232 | 2 Chronicles 8-11: Too Many Horses, Too Many Wives (feat. Proverbs 12)

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 07:00:00 -0700

After building the shops and acquiring a bunch of indentured servants, King Solomon moved his wife and entertained the Queen of Sheba.

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231 | 2 Chronicles 5-7: The Chicken or the Body (feat. Proverbs 11)

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0700

The ark begins a new chapter in its existence whilst Yahweh gives impassioned speeches and King Solomon dabbles with fridge magnet poetry. ChatGPT writes a proverb about podcasting, and two new patrons are welcomed to the congregation!

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230 | 2 Chronicles 1-4: Diagrams, Dimensions, & Inconsistencies (feat. Proverbs 10)

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Solomon's time to shine is upon us, beginning with a favored pastime of pitching tents and 1000 mic drops. Horse cities are built as supplies are gathered, and construction begins on the temple. Palm trees, drains, and pomegranates are fashioned of gold and bedazzled, while hinderparts are pressed together. ChatGPT lends us a hand more than once, and at least one of our hosts tries to wink maliciously.

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Bonus 229 | The DBS Dozen

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Live audience support is always appreciated and this week we couldn't have done it without you! Tune in for the final bonus episode of 1st Chronicles, in which we learn to always pick Benaiah.

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229 | 1 Chronicles 27-29: Holy Bowls & Lampshades (feat. Proverbs 9)

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Before we can start dreaming about our upcoming Hot Christ Summer, we need to wrap up 1st Chronicles. King David gives his farewell address and hands over the oh-so important plans for the temple porch to Solomon.

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228 | 1 Chronicles 24-26: Twelve (feat. Proverbs 8)

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Be prepared to drink for repetition, for the penultimate chapter of 1st Chronicles contains a painful number of names. Out of suffering, great ideas are born, like DBS genealogy chart with stickers.

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227 | 1 Chronicles 21-23: The Ultimate Nepo Babies (feat. Proverbs 7)

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 07:00:00 -0700

When faced with a choice of punishment for conducting a census, David picks 3 days of pestilence. Meanwhile, he's raising the tender nugget, Solomon, who will build Yahweh's house.

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226 | 1 Chronicles 17-20: Tent to Tent (feat. Proverbs 6)

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 07:00:00 -0700

A puppet-government is formed and the fans are catered to too, with more details in the Kings reboot. David and Yahweh bicker. Perhaps Yahweh is feeling insecure about his deity-hood?

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225 | 1 Chronicles 13-16: The Same Thing Again (feat. Proverbs 5)

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 07:00:00 -0700

Amidst the genealogy Yahweh makes things go boom, wives get made, and an epic party is thrown. While David is sleeping it off, we transition to a lascivious bit of Proverbs about sin and bones.

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224 | 1 Chronicles 10-12: Writing Whiplash (feat. Proverbs 4)

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 07:00:00 -0700

We're diving right in to the action this episode with bloody fights and Saul falling on his sword. David decides to pour one out for Yahweh and appoint band captains, and someone is counting a lot of people.

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223 | 1 Chronicles 4-9: Telethon Style

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 07:00:00 -0700

We're keeping lineage interesting this week by featuring some of our listeners' fictional charities in between chapters and donating $1 for every name we read to the Ali Forney Center. Please visit https://www.aliforneycenter.org/ for more information!

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222 | 1 Chronicles 1-3: Short Circuiting (feat. Proverbs 3:13-35)

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 07:00:00 -0700

For our last episode of 2022 we're entering the high stakes world of Chronicles, which begins with a long list of sons, kings, and sometimes a lady.

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Bonus 221 | We Carry Our Own

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Sighing dudes, foxes, and great work are all featured in this week's quiz. Tune in to find out how we do!

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221 | Nehemiah 11-13: The Ruler of the House of God (feat. Proverbs 3:1-12)

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0700

We're closing the book on closing a book for a while, wrapping up with now Governor Nehemiah throwing a parade.

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220 | Nehemiah 8-10: A New Direction (feat. Proverbs 2)

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Ecstatic expressions of transcendental feelings might lead to floating bread rolls, curses, and the desire for pure blood lines.

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219 | Nehemiah 4-7: Evolution vs Editor (feat. Proverbs 1:20-33)

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Tune in for lessons on how to stop someone from building a wall, and avoid calamity by heeding a warning against rejecting wisdom.

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218 | Nehemiah 1-3: None of Your Business (feat. Proverbs 1:1-19)

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Nehemiah, the hustling and secretive cup bearer, wins the King's blessing to oversee the rebuilding of Jerusalem's walls.

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Bonus 217 | Defying The Laws Of _____

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0700

We're closing the book on Ezra and Psalms with a triple quiz night!

217 | Ezra 8-10 : Just Names & Words (feat. Psalms 147-150)

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0700

The book of Ezra turned out to be a disappointment, but the last chapters of Psalms made up for it with frost wizards and a bang.

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Bonus 216 | Law Experts

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Join us as we unlock memories via music, discuss the relation between Ezra and the Psalms, and ponder algorithms.

216 | Ezra 5-7: The Governor Beyond he River (feat. Psalms 144-146)

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Ezra, the priest, the scholar, the scribe, finally makes an appearance in his own book! Zoning issues and HOA woes lead to the exchange of letters and salt.

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Bonus 215 | Thick Coin

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Tune in to find out why Ezra is such a big deal despite not being in the first 4 chapters of the book, and stick around to learn about seer stones, and super gold!

215 | Ezra 1-4: Not In My Backyard (feat. Psalms 142-143)

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

As the temple is being rebuilt, dishes and people are being returned en masse. Make sure to have a drink on hand for the reading of lists and lots of donkeys.

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Bonus 214 | Revealer of Secrets

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

The end of Daniel has arrived and it's time for a quiz! Do we remember what happened? What will we be reading next?

214 | Daniel 9-12: Spaghetti Against the Wall (feat. Psalms 140-141)

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

The final chapters of Daniel come with a shift in tone from storytelling to boilerplate prophet talk and holy affirmations. Michael, the angel prince, makes an appearance, and someone is wearing gold skivvies!

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Bonus 213 | A Lot to Like

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Find out which empires the great beasts represent and when/how the laws regarding the Sabbath changed!

213 | Daniel 6-8: President Daniel in the Den (feat. Psalms 138-139)

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Instead of obeying the king's decree regarding a 30 day challenge, Daniel flaunts his time in prayer and ends up getting punishment! His night with the lights led to some interesting dreams...

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Bonus 212 | The Writing on the Wall

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Join us for an enlightening conversation about the kings of Babylon, the body's response to gear, and the downfall of overhead projectors.

212 | Daniel 4-5: Flourishing in My Palace (feat. Psalms 136-137)

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Despite the lack of tigers, this week's episode was full of interesting moments, including the conjuring of devils, an anamorphic king, and a time jump!

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Bonus 211 | Babylonian Bagpipes

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Come along as we cast the special boys, talk about dirty naughty weird instruments, watch veggie tales, and wonder about the identity of the angel.

211 | Daniel 1-3: A Bunch of Special Boys (feat. Psalms 134-135)

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0700

After defying the king's order to worship a statue, Meshach, Shadrach, and Abednego are sent into raging fire and certain death. Saved by a mysterious angel, they walk out of the fire unscathed.

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210 | Esther 6-10: Hey, You Up? (feat. Psalms 132-133)

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0700

What's better than being a party king? King cosplay! A second banquet is held and Haman's wicked ways are revealed. Anti-Semites are everywhere and an interesting conversion strategy is proposed.

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Bonus 209 | Fairytale vs. VeggieTales

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0700

The experts say that Esther is likely a work of fiction, which has inspired movies, children's shows, and books!

209 | Esther 1-5: An Actual Story (feat. Psalms 130-131)

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0700

The king has spoken; Queen Vashti is out and you can now drink as much as you want! Auditions are being held for the new queen, and beauty treatments are hot commodities.

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Bonus 208 | Jondalf the Grey

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0700

What do you remember about Lamentations?

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208 | Lamentations 3-5: This Is The Chapter That Never Ends (feat. Psalms 128-129)

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0700

At the end of Lamentations we are left wondering who the rod is and who is wrath? Does Yahweh have an anti-prayer force field he erects when he needs some quiet time? And where does the fox walk?

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Bonus 207 | Jeremiah, is that you?

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Today we're discussing the writing style and author(s) of Lamentations and the origins of the quiverfull movement.

207 | Lamentations 1-2: Grievously Rebelled (feat Psalms 122-127)

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

With no lovers to comfort oneself, a heart that finds no pleasure, and a lot of words that might mean something else, it's no wonder this book is called Lamentations. A failed attempt at poetry leaves one feeling desolate and faint all day. Jeremiah's (he's back!) word of the day makes up for the dreary chapters and has spawned a movement amongst faithful listeners.

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Bonus 206 | Garbage Quiz

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

A SparkNotes quiz serves as an interesting warm up for the big quiz about Ecclesiastes that we might just ace!

206 | Ecclesiastes 9-12: Wisdom, not Warheads (feat. Psalms 120-121)

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

The narrator of Ecclesiastes is fond of cramming together proverbs and warnings about the dangers of construction. Evil, mad, and death are all phases of the Biblical life cycle, and Warren Beatty isn't the only vain man to be sung about.

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Bonus 205 | I Love Those Rules for You (feat. Psalms 119)

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Which one of these things is not like the others; statutes, mouth imagery, precepts, and laws?

205 | Ecclesiastes 5-8: Words to Live By

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Yahweh is in charge and has plenty of life instructions and anti-immigrant narrative to share, so hang up your anger boomerang and check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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Bonus 204 | Spotting Inconsistencies

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Ecclesiastes is turning out to be more prolific than we realized! Join us as we discuss pop culture and music that reference this book.

204 | Ecclesiastes 1-4: A Time for Everything

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Is there more to Ecclesiastes than a fart in the wind? You might need layers of Google Translate to understand it, but parts are profound, while others are vain.

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Bonus 203 | About Solomon's Bed

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0700

We're so happy to be back reading the Bible again. You could say our mics are paved with love!

203 | Song of Solomon 1-8: Any Kind of Spice

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Our expectations of the sexiest book of the Bible were mixed and the laughter it provided was welcome. We hope you're as happy that we're back as we are! If you need some help with bedroom metaphors, this episode is for you!

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Bonus 202 | A Jesus Throw Forward

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Does this week's episode remind anyone of a speeding ticket quiz?

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202 | Malachi 1-4: Hearts of the Feathers (feat. Psalms 115-116)

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Join us as we read, Malachi, who, in addition to being the final, might be the latest and greatest of the minor prophets! We're learning even more about Jase, talking trash, and thinking about moldy bread.

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Bonus 201 | The Branch

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Today's 30 question quiz might not always be fair but we think we scored pretty well!

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201 | Zechariah 11-14:The Penultimate Prophet (feat. Psalms 113-114)

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0700

In this tree heavy episode, cedars are devoured by fire, terror and madness spread, and shepherds are foolish.

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200 | Zechariah 6-10: Four Winds of the Sky (feat. Psalms 111-112)

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Join us as we read about Zechariah's last vision, discuss Yahweh's need for therapy, and ponder when it's ok to relieve oneself in our neighbor's garden.

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Bonus 199 | A Horse of a Different Color

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 13:34:00 -0700

Was Zechariah a priest, a prophet, or both? Why does everything keep coming back to Jesus or Revelation? Were the women with wings of storks good or bad?

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199 | Zechariah 1-5: Holy Habitation (feat Psalms 109-110)

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0700

We're taking a short break from the one-hit wonder prophets to read about Zechariah's Inception like visions, Yahweh's second Pintrest board, and ancient pageants for wicked women.

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Bonus 198 | Greedy for Gold

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0700

The quiz for Haggai seems long compared to the book! Tune in to find out how we do.

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198 | Haggai 1-2: Haggy Waggy & Quite the Cast of Characters (feat Psalms 107-108)

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0700

After being threatened with a multitude of droughts, the people of Joshua listen and build Yahweh a house... maybe out of gold? Haggai might be short, but it makes a good sizzle reel.

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Bonus 197 | High Places

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 14:04:00 -0700

Another book, another quiz! This time we get to compare ourselves to others!

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197 | Zephaniah 1-3: Pelican & Porcupine (feat. Psalms 106)

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0700

We're back to dragging Ba'al and making rules about clothing this week. While we might be ambivalent to Yahweh sometimes, we do think he likely has a lovely singing voice.

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Bonus 196 | Not A Quiz About Plants

Fri, 20 May 2022 11:00:00 -0700

The quiz isn't as well written as the book, but there are sound effects!

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196 | Habakkuk 1-3: The Aroma's Of... (feat. Psalms 105)

Wed, 18 May 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Set apart from the rest of the Bible by it's literary quality, the book of Habakkuk still fits right in with it's conquering, plundering, and lessons on how to fight with Yahweh.

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Bonus 195 | Back to Jonah

Fri, 06 May 2022 11:00:00 -0700

The quiz in which the questions have little to do with the reading material.

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195 | Nahum 1-3: Boy of the Day (feat. Psalms 104)

Wed, 04 May 2022 11:00:00 -0700

The glory of goodly furniture may strengthen your loins. Parental discretion is advised. Also, it's time to give the whale some credit.

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Bonus 194 | The Last Word

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Do we remember enough about Micah to earn 100% on a quiz?

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194 | Micah 5-7: Daughter of Troops (feat. Psalms 102-103)

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Micah draws to a close by cycling through oracles and condemning the black magic underworld. As always, we are left with more questions than answers, like who are the leaders of the little school house and what are Eugene's favorite vegetables?

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Bonus 193 | How to Psalm

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Join us for a teaser of our upcoming course, How to Psalm, with a performance by the one and only, Jase! We're not actually releasing a course, but Jase DOES sing an original song inspired by Psalm 100.

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193 | Micah 1-4: Mountains Upon Mountains (feat Psalms 100-101)

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Micah kicks off with flowing imagery about melting mountains before devolving into the disobedience of Jacob and an interesting twist on ashes to ashes. The repeated reporting of the prophets is whackado, and includes some intense feelings about cannibalism.

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Bonus 192 | Frustratingly Specific

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

The makers of today's quizzes obviously had difficulty coming up with enough questions for a lengthy quiz, but we think we did Obadiah and Jonah justice. Tune in and let us know what you think!

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192 | Obadiah 1, Jonah 1-4: A Step Beyond (feat Psalms 98-99)

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Today's double feature includes the shortest book in the Bible and a bonafide member of the cramming prophets in caves club, Obadiah! After a rousing lecture to Edom, we're hitting the high seas and making toasts on the shore with the whale-conic and perhaps unwilling prophet, Jonah.

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Bonus 191 | 20 Questions & Cheers

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

How much do we remember about the 9 chapters of Amos and what book are we reading next?

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191 | Amos 5-9: Constellation Boys (feat Psalms 96-97)

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Amos might be Yahweh's hype man, but he's definitely more entertaining than Joel! The virgin of Israel has fallen and it's time for the people to stop making music and sacrifices.

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Bonus 190 | Amos's Awesome Cushions

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Join us as we explore mocking sacrifices, activities tantamount to incest, and burning bones.

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190 | Amos 1-4: Three Transgressions (feat. Psalms 94-95)

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Meet Amos the old school prophet, a herd man. Pronunciation quibbles, trivia lessons, and theoretical questions all get a moment or two in today's episode.

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Bonus 189 | Cutest Plague Ever

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0700

We're turning the tables today, Dedeker is running our traditional end of book quizzes!

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189 | Joel 1-3: The Book of Locusts (feat. Psalms 92-93)

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Joel, the first of many one-hit wonder prophets. Temporal enigma. A prophet for all seasons.

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Bonus 188 | Not My People

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0700

It's time to test how much we remember about Hosea!

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188 | Hosea 10-14: Twig on the Water (feat Psalms 90-91)

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0700

Everyone sucks, the fields must be plowed, and sacred stones destroyed. All the unpopular sex gods are the target of Yahweh, the impressive anamorph's wrath.

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Bonus 187 | Master of the Blast

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0700

What type of material makes a shofar more permissible to blow? Are doves and pigeons the same thing? Is everything we know about latkes wrong?

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187 | Hosea 5-9: How to Look a Dove in the Eye (feat. Psalms 89)

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0700

A fever dream of mixed metaphors, today's chapters take us from the invasion of Sin City, to the deception of doves, a whiff of prostitution, and a menu of nonsense.

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Bonus 186 | Fig Free Newtons

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Is Hosea a celebrated prophet or one-hit wonder? Are raisin cakes the next big thing?

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186 | Hosea 1-4: Land of Whoredom (feat. Psalms 87-88)

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Parental discretion is advised. We're kicking off the minor prophets with Hosea, whose marriage is used by Yahweh as an object lesson.

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Bonus 185 | Lots of Good Trips

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

It's time to test our memories! How much of Ezekiel did we retain? Make sure to let us know your favorite part of the book in our Facebook group, Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship.

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185 | Ezekiel 47-48: A River Running Out Of It (feat. Psalms 85-86)

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

In the final chapters of Ezekiel we're finding out if the tribes' portions of land have been rezoned, how to become a citizen, and how long Yahweh's new leaf will stay turned over.

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Bonus 184 | The Sweatiest Place

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Who is the prince? What is the priestly bro code? What song brings up memories of the past for Dedeker?

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184 | Ezekiel 44-46: Fourth Dimensional Boiling Houses (feat. Psalms 83-84)

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Ezekiel is not-so-rapidly coming to an end, leaving us with many questions that need to be answered. Does Yahweh use doors? Why do the Levites get the light punishments? Are updates to Levitcal law the original patch note?

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Bonus 183 | Ancient Things

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Join us as we manifest frosted tips, discuss gods that supposedly don't exist, and compare musical instruments.

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183 | Ezekiel 41-43: Strange Expectations (feat. Psalms 81-82)

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Settle in for more Ikea instructions, grifting Levites, and updates to Jase's sketch of the temple!

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Bonus 182 | Paper Bag Puppets

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Who was the brass man with instructions for what might be the fourth temple? Was he a divine architect, or perhaps Yahweh himself? Is it possible to lighten up the book of Ezekiel enough to make it usable in curriculum for kids?

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182 | Ezekiel 39-40: The North Part of the East (feat. Psalms 79-80)

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Yahweh's using Ezekiel to serve up some interesting new (to us) things in these chapters, including a unique fuel choice, Dead Gog's Mob, and vampire birds. Ikea instructions are back, this time given to the Israelites by a brass man.

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Bonus 181 | Afterlife Equalizer

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Is not boring the same thing as interesting? What originally mattered when it came to going to a "good" place, and why did it change?

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181 | Ezekiel 36-38: Reconstituted Humans (feat. Psalms 78)

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

We're all agog over sassy boys, falling walls, and valleys of dry bones! Tune in to find out just how long it takes for Yahweh's niceness to end.

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Bonus 180 | An Opportunity to Die

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Have you ever wondered what qualifies on work as a shepherd? Tune in to learn about shepherds, sheep variants, and losing what you don't have.

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180 | Ezekiel 33-35: Oh My Flock (feat Psalms 76-77)

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Our reading this week leaves us with a question many have asked, is salvation forever? Only time wool tell. For once Ezekiel is calling out leadership instead of the individual, and in the end, we're all baa-nkers for Ya.

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Bonus 179 | A Brown Herring

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Ben, co-creator of A Game For Good Christians, and self-proclaimed Bible nerd joins us to chat about his game, the dark humor found in the Bible, and what he thinks all the mentions of feet are really about!
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179 | Ezekiel 31-32: Filthy Lion Monster Feet (feat. Psalms 74-75)

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

We learned many things today, chief among them: A well watered tree is a thick and long tree, the worst part of being dead is the pile of people you get thrown on, how Yahweh's physical depiction has changed over the year, and what the painting Random Man #2 is actually called.

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Bonus 178 | The Trembling Loins

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

We're starting the new year off with a fresh round of huh-moments and conspiracy theories! Would a king by any other name still rule? Did David actually write the third section of Psalms? Is Egypt doomed?

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178 | Ezekiel 28-30: The Bright, Beautiful, & Sucky (feat. Psalms 73)

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0700

Figuring out the logistics about how to yell at Egypt might need to happen in another episode, because today we're learning about how to noodle for crocodiles! Meanwhile, Yahweh is sliding in to Ezekiel's dms to chat about his humiliation fetish and creative death ideas, being slain under the heart of the seas!

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Bonus 177 | The Christmas Troll

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0700

Tune it to enjoy part of beloved Eugene's Christmas tale, The Christmas Troll: Sometimes God's Best Gifts Are the Most Unexpected.

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177 | Ezekiel 25-27: A 3 Book Year (feat. Psalms 72)

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0700

In the last recorded episode of the year we're changing our focus to all those who have done Israel wrong! Never fear, there is one more LIVE episode this year on December 16th. In 2022 we will be hosting our live shows on Twitch so please head on over to twitch.tv/drunkbiblestudy and follow us to receive notifications.

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Bonus 176 | All Bots All the Time

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0700

This episode has discussions of a porno prophetic nature, listening discretion is advised. There's always more joy and horror to go around, and the spin-wizards are back to try to make Yahweh seem nice.

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176 | Ezekiel 23-24: The Choice Bones (feat. Psalms 70-71)

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0700

Ezekiel is taking us further than we've ever gone before, which might make this book Eugene's favorite. It's time to add a parental discretionary warning to the show, and let you know what our holiday schedule is!

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Bonus 175 | Spin the Arrow

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0700

If you're confused and in need of guidance, we have some interesting divination processes that could provide clarity to share with you today! Drunk Bible Study does not recommend trying some of these methods at home, nor do we guarantee results.

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175 | Ezekiel 21-22: Sword Misinformation (feat. Psalms 69)

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0700

We're trading in metaphors for metalphors as Yahweh goes on a swinging spree, better known as Punishment Day.

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Bonus 174 | One Wasted Lion

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0700

Is the tale of a lioness and her cubs supposed to be a metaphor or a political cartoon? Which of the lower prophets contributed to the writing of Ezekiel?

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174 | Ezekiel 18-20: Don't Shoot the Messenger (feat Psalms 68)

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0700

Sour grapes used to have generational consequences but now Yahweh's decided everyone will be responsible for their own mistakes. Eroticizing horticulture continues with much lamenting over a lack of strong rods, and Yahweh's true power is questioned.

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Bonus 173 | Controversial Eagles

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0700

Ezekiel is taking us on a laugh-filled journey, but the book isn't without its flaws. Is it too dangerous to podcast about?

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173 | Ezekiel 16-17: Salt the Baby (feat. Psalms 67)

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0700

There are many mentions of sex in the chapters we are reading this week. We recommend being mindful of where and around whom you are listening. Ezekiel is taking on us on a journey, from seal skin clothing, to smear campaigns, to socialized prostitution, and ending with technicolor eagles.

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Bonus 172 | Daniel?? Whitewashing and Elbow Pillows

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Today we try to figure out which Daniel/Danel Ezekiel was talking about today, try to guess what elbow pillows might be, and learn way more than you'd expect about the construction of walls in Biblical times.

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172 | Ezekiel 13-15: Evil Elbow Pillows (feat. Psalms 65-66)

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Ezekiel is very clear about God's feelings about elbow pillows: He HATES them. We reach new levels of smack talk and learn the hottest new dance craze, The Daub and Slap!

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Bonus 171 | Baby-Faced Teenage Angels

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

What one does with their hands, when praying. Do you steeple, put them flat in your lap, or intertwine your fingers? Or maybe you clasp them around each other like a vassal placing his hands in those of his liege in feudal times, to express trust and loyalty?

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171 | Ezekiel 9-12: Whirling Visions (feat Psalms 63-64)

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

We've got to give the prophet props, Ezekiel has no problem talking back to Yahweh. Perhaps it is he who should sit on the Sapphire Kinda Maybe Throne.

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Bonus 170 | The Trip That Keeps Tripping

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Burning nostrils, ancient sun gods, and plagiarism all make for an interesting look at Ezekiel 5-8.

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170 | Ezekiel 5-8: Quaaaack (feat. Psalms 61-62)

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Ezekiel might just ben the book that turns this show into something the evangelicals have always been terrified! 4 more chapters in, and our newest prophet is still delivering! If you had to pick between pestilence, famine, or being scattered by the sword, which adventure would you choose?

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Bonus 169 | Spaceships of the Prophet Ezekiel

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Do you think Ezekiel can keep up this level of excitement? Did leap months make up part of the time our new prophet had to stay on his side?

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169 | Ezekiel 1-4: Ezekiel Ben Buzi is Hot (feat. Psalms 59-60)

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

New book energy is real, this is the nuttiest first chapter we've read so far! If you've ever wondered what a Biblical auto-bot might look, make sure to tune in to find out about their sparkling brass feet. A new way of communicating is discovered, and a ton of bread is made!

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Bonus 168 | Our Crowning Achievement

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Finishing yet another book is a big deal and to celebrate, we're taking a quiz or two!

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168 | Jeremiah 51-52: One Man Show (feat. Psalms 57-58)

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Jeremiah is finally drawing to a close and the time of Yahweh's vengeance is upon us. Raise a glass to Babylon!

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Bonus 167 | Jeremiah Extended Universe

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0700

In preparation for next week's quiz, we're doing a crash course on Jeremiah! Where does Jeremiah fall in the line up of former, latter, and the 12 prophets?

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167 | Jeremiah 48-50: Yahweh Squared

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0700

In the penultimate episode an effort is made get on top of the message, Moab almost loses its eyebrows, and the word booty appears for the first time! Animals are back to taking over kingdoms, and all of a sudden there are prophecies about prophecies.

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Bonus 166 | Collecting Exes

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Is the Queen of the Sky a temple or a god? Is Egypt suddenly cool again? Who is the betrayer?

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166 | Jeremiah 44-47: Catching Flies (feat. Psalms 55-56)

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Just a slob like one of us, the Israelites are starting to tune Yahweh out. Language matters, and someone is always pinning blame on the wives!

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Bonus 165 | The Chief Butcher

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Are Babylon and Egypt doing it? Why is Ishmael so salty? Is more blood ever the answer?

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165 | Jeremiah 40-43: A Killing Machine (feat. Psalms 53-54)

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 11:00:00 -0700

The captain of the guard might be chill, but Ishmael (the important one) is not! What is Yahweh's turn around time on listening to prayers? Will the Israelites ever learn, or will famine and pestilence follow them all of their days?

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Bonus 164 | Bam, Sin!

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Today we're exploring the concept of original sin, being bad, and the origins of another classic hymn.

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164 | Jeremiah 37-39: From the Dungeon (feat. Psalms 51-52)

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 11:00:00 -0700

In a confusing web of language, we learn more about how Jeremiah became imprisoned and some of the interesting experiences he had in the swampy depths of someone's home dungeon. Does being a gentleman require caring about the state of another's armholes?

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Bonus 163 | David's Opening Act

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 14:09:17 -0700

In addition to possibly identifying the origins of Christians who choose to eschew alcohol and discussing laws about slavery and indentured servitude, we are making some important decisions about music and casting!

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163 | Jeremiah 33-36 | Every Tom, Dick, and Harry of a God (feat. Psalms 50)

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Jeremiah has some unique prison perks, including visions and a scribe. This weeks object lesson about listening to your daddy involves drinking no wine, forever!

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Bonus 162 | Right in the Junk

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Is the new covenant Yahweh recently promised the original post-struggle vow renewal? Have we read the hardest verse in Jeremiah? Is Jeremiah less typically masculine than other prophets?

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162 | Jeremiah 31-32: Gestures of Suffering (feat. Psalms 48-49)

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Has Yahweh's entertainment shifted from dancing virgins covered in tambourines to Netflix and YouTube? Is that why he hasn't been spotted in a while? Or is it because he's constantly trying to make sure his children will fear him forever?

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Bonus 161 | Byeee: The Story of the Super Roasted

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Why was Zedekiah roasted in the fire? Is David actually back? Why should you be on the look out if you hear the bellow of a great ox when visiting Istanbul? Do archaeological findings exist to prove that some Israelites were held captive in Babylon?

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161 | Jeremiah 28-30: Vile Figs (feat. Psalms 46-47)

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 11:00:00 -0700

The Babylonians have taken off with the regal élite with what seems to be Yahweh's blessing. Is it all an elaborate plan to help Yahweh look like a hero when he facilitates their rescue in the future? Which prophet is right? Will their enslavement be short, or should the Israelites learn to bloom where they are planted?

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Bonus 160 | An Isle Across the Sea

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 23:24:00 -0700

Jeremiah is getting tired and old, so Yahweh is stepping up and there's some final action to talk about! Is King Nebekenezer, otherwise known as the builder king, actually a servant of Yahweh?

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160 | Jeremiah 25-27: The World's Most Positive Prophet (feat. Psalms 44-45)

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Beware, punishing is incoming, and the desolation of the world is bound to be perpetual. Does being an omnipresent force lead to boredom? Is Yahweh causing problems to solve just to keep busy? Does that make him the harbinger of hustle culture?

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Bonus 159 | The Great Disappointment

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Instead of discussing all the things we didn't understand from the main episode, today we're talking about how to make gin, The Sons of Korah, and different theories about modern-day prophets.

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159 | Jeremiah 22-24: Stop the Murdering! (feat. Psalms 42-43)

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0700

In today's chapters Jeremiah is moving on up, prophesying to leaky bucket kings, and Yahweh is realizing that not having a higher power means having to swear by oneself. Is there a Skill Share course on how to become a modern-day prophet? Jeremiah's object lessons need some work, but at least we get to learn the parable, Two Baskets of Figs.

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Bonus 158 | Smashing Jars of Clay

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Is Jeremiah the weeping prophet because he might be the beginning of the end? Or is it because he was mocked in the stocks? Do you have a pot shard dispenser near your well?

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158 | Jeremiah 18-21: Totally Blameless

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0700

After a brief journey with the Rock and a shiny whistle, we're off to Harry's house to smash some pumpkins, or is jars of clay? Either way, professional hissing is apparently a thing in Biblical days, and to our astonishment, cannibalism is back! If it feels like we're going back in time instead of getting nearer to Jesus, that's because we are. Get ready for no pity, no mercy, and the debut of Yahweh, CEO.

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Bonus 157 | An Angelic Guide

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Is it possible that the Garden of Eden still exists somewhere or did the great flood wash away proof of Adam and Eve? How common was it to hire professional mourners when someone died?

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157 | Jeremiah 15-17: Exile. Rescue. Repeat. (feat. Psalms 38-39)

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Sit back with a sparkly drink and get ready for a smack talk surprise! Yahweh yields the hand of the terrible, exiling his children, shortly before promising to bring them back. Has he created a rock that's too heavy to lift?

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Bonus 156 | Hot for Humans

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Forget the same old same old. Now that we know about the linen underwear metaphor and the Yahweh is actually Satan conspiracy theory we have to talk about them both!

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156 | Jeremiah 12-14: Concerning the Drought (feat. Psalms 36 & 37)

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Between the manual toddler labor, swords and famines, and women in travail, things are getting dark! Is that because Yahweh is near the mouths of his people but far in their hearts? Or is Yahweh just lit on whatever substance Isaiah left behind?

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Bonus 155 | The Traitor Angels

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Baal, Beelzebub, and Dagon walk into a bar. How many gods is the bartender serving? Tune it to find out more about Baal, jackals, and predestination!

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155 | Jeremiah 9-11: Yahweh Soprano (feat Psalms 39)

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Wayfaring men plan a man retreat only to find out that everyone is bad guy and no one can be trusted! Bending tongues turn deadly while skillful women sing songs of mourning. Be sure to circumcise your heart, not your hair, lest your home become a dwelling place for jackals. The presence of Baal makes us wonder about the longevity of Keeping Up With the Baals, and moody Yahweh is quickly losing our respect!

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Bonus 154 | The Bible - Extended Universe

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Did the lost tribes of Ephraim make it to America to found the church of the Latter Day Saints? What do certain horse vocalizations mean? Would gallwater and wine cure illness?

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154 | Jeremiah 6-8: Gross Corpse Gulch (feat. Psalms 33-34)

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

We're diving right in to the action today with oppression and conquering. Interesting questions are raising about the ear foreskin and thought crimes. Once again, Yahweh proves he'd make a bad boyfriend, he won't even let people bake cakes for the queen of the sky.

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Bonus 153 | Spicy Stingers

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Bullfrogs have mouths as big as the great outdoors and tongues capable of things you would never imagine. Make sure to tune in for some rousing facts about bullfrogs, prophets, and hymns!

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153 | Jeremiah 4-5: Every Kind of Horse (feat. Psalms 31-32)

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Truth, justice, and Yahweh's way prevails. We thought this ship had sailed but the foreskin of mans heart are back, the removal of which is leading to much anguish. We're dropping truth bombs, like pre Genesis chaos causes souls to faint, metaphors never cease to be mixed, and fire breath doesn't play well with wooden people!

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Bonus 152 | Robotic Whips & A Best Selling Song

Fri, 28 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

We're aware that the bullfrog jokes will likely get old fast, but wait until you hear the original lyrics of Joy to the World croaked! If a camel, a donkey, and a horse all ran in the same race, which one would win? And what exactly does one's forehead have to do with shame?

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152 | Jeremiah 1-3: The Prenatal Prophet (feat. Psalms 29-30)

Wed, 26 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

There's a new prophet in town and it's entirely possible that Yahweh is using him as a bullfrog, err... bullhorn. It seems Jeremiah's prophetic powers developed in the womb and he might be obsessed with Keeping Up With the Baaals. As always, Eugene manages to delight us with an unusual use of the word grease, and the first few chapters of Jeremiah leave us wondering if Yahweh's gone senile, rambling on about marrying his children and committing adultery with rocks.

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Bonus 151 | An American A

Fri, 21 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Tradition continues, we are closing out Isaiah with a quiz, or four!

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151 | Isaiah 64-66: Earth, My Footstool (feat. Psalms 27-28)

Wed, 19 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

All good things take labor and oh my, did we labor our way through Isaiah. The end has come, finally! Who will win the bet about Yahweh's violence tendencies? Will it come down to splitting hairs or will old habits (and potentially new veganism) bring home the win?

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Bonus 150 | Raw Impressions

Fri, 14 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Isaiah has been a trip, sometimes literally. Today we're chatting about our experience with the book so far, context, and accessibility. To lighten the mood we're gushing over cute camel babies, talking about vine dresses, and revealing when our beloved Tyndale translation will make its next appearance on the show!

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150 | Isaiah 60-63: Sod for God (feat. Psalms 25-26)

Wed, 12 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Hot news! Yahweh is contemplating releasing a patch to fix one of his great design falls. We look up Praise Parks around the world, learn how to refer to a multitude of camels, and wonder about Israel's new name. Has therapy made Yahweh sneakier or is he really a changed god?

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Bonus 149 | What About the Pants?

Fri, 07 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Is fasting a way to extort Yahweh or feast on him? Why are some Christians so obsessed with Satanism and spiritual warfare? How much does Dedeker know about armor, specifically biblical armor? What pieces of music did Psalm 23 inspire?

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149 | Isaiah 57-59: The Fist of Wickedness (feat. Psalms 23-24)

Wed, 05 May 2021 13:30:00 -0700

It's the 3rd to last episode of Isiah and we have questions about the last Trito chapters. Do prophets get jealous of each other? Does sex and death religion involve making your bed a place of worship? Would one still fear Yahweh if suddenly stopped punishing people for doing terrible things? What kind of fasting must one do to get prayers off the ground?

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Bonus 148 | World Wide Eunuchs

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

If you've ever wondered how eunuchs came to be or what the Bible has to say about them, make sure to tune in for the dirt, or as we like to call it, the p / d.

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148 | Isaiah 53-56: The Delight of Our Souls (feat. Psalms 21-22)

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Between well-known verses and familiar prophecies, Yahweh takes a moment to remind us of how awesome he thinks he is. Sheep go baa, and the worth of women is defined... kind of.

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Bonus 147 | The Fifth Gospel

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

The name Rahab has far more many meanings than we originally knew! How many times is The Cup of Staggering mentioned in the Bible? Is The Rock running for president? Make sure to tune in and find out the answer to all these questions and more.

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147 | Isaiah 50-52: All Roads Lead to Butt (feat. Psalms 19-20)

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

We're tackling big topics today, like Napoleon hand complexes, garment eating monopolies, and clothing as metaphors. Spanking, waxing, stinky fish, and chaos dragons are dancing the Congo line, with Handel's Messiah as the rear-ward/caboose. Choo choo.

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Bonus 146 | The Upper Chambers Connection

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

The Lord's work is never done. The female anatomy mind-boggling to some, as evidence by some of the wacky ancient theories we're discussing today, including wandering uteri! If you've ever been curious about witches milk, Rainbow Connection, or anatomical sheaths, today's episode is for you!

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146 | Isaiah 47-49: The Furnace of Affliction (feat. Psalms 18)

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Isaiah might be confusing, but it's rarely boring. This week's episode features Biblical wet t-shirt contents, cherub wrangling and riding, a multitude of witches and sorcerers, and an abundance of irony. There's no peace for the wicked but there is a light for the nations, which may have been birthed from the bowels of someone's mother. Make sure to stay tuned in until the end for a call back to the heavy metal days of Samuel and David's lament.

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Bonus 145 | In the Defense of Tattoos

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Did people really write Yahweh's name on their hand or is it all a metaphor for the promise of belonging to the Lord? Who exactly were the gods, Bel and Nebo? Did we just find more proof of ancient Biblical aliens? Who was Cyrus the Great and why is his cylinder so important to modern-day people?

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145 | Isaiah 44-46: Talk to the Hand (feat. Psalms 17: A Heavenly Rap)

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

The instructions for creating graven images alluded to in this episode are intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. Follow at your own risk. Beware, Yahweh has been in a bit of a tizzy lately.

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Bonus 144 | Cold, Cold Mouth

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 13:30:00 -0700

What is sometimes sticky, often slippery, and possibly edible? So many trees and so many ways to use them! Also, did you know that sweet cane is not something you actually want to eat? Thermo receptors are real and interesting, and motion-capture has a lot more going on than you might think! Join us for a brief discussion about things that caught our attention while reading Isaiah 41-43.

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144 | Isaiah 41-43: Pleasures Forever More (feat. Psalms 15-16)

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

If Yahweh were to write his own infomercial, hoping to find someone to love, it might sound something like this. "Do you ever feel like a lonely worm? Have you ever thought about what it would feel like to eat mountains? Does the want to strike evil elves from the earth keep you awake at night? If so, be silent before me and listen. I am God Yahweh, I will hold your hand, I will make crooked places straight."

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Bonus 143 | A New Vibe

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Join us as we compare our church-going experiences and ponder what makes a church mega. Is it coffee bars, candy, large sanctuaries, fancy bread, or escalators?

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143 | Isaiah 38-40: The Bitterness of My Soul (feat. Psalms 13-14)

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Select all, copy, and paste. Get ready to drink for repetition, we're recapping Hezekiah's illness (with some new details thrown in) and closing the book Proto Isaiah. Would you rather be cut off from the loom, spend time in death's waiting room, or squawk like a doomed hen? Often the bearer of bad news, Isaiah doesn't work up the courage to give Yahweh a breath mint. Much to our delight, Deutro Isaiah kicks off with a nod to transcendentalism.

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Bonus 142 | Inaugural Fig Newton Challenge

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

How many fig newtons can you eat in a minute? Tune it to find out the rules of the challenge and then post your results in the Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group on Facebook!

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142 | Isaiah 35-37: Hark Back to Grossness (feat. Psalms 11-12)

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Feeble knees may exist but fool free freeways do not. We might be pulling things out of our sharona's but sometimes a new point of view offers clarity to what was once a confusing story. What happened to the horse hoarding threshold for kings? Sometimes Isaiah feels like 2 Kings II: Origins!

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Bonus 141 | What About Lilith?

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

The Night Monster, better known as Lilith, might have been Adam's first wife before being banished from the garden. Ancient waterways, siphon springs, and Warren's Shaft are all related - we promised. What is a suplex move?

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141 | Isaiah 32-34: Lilith, is that you? (feat. Psalms 9-10)

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

As the caterpillar gathers and our feet morn the ground, a joy of wild donkeys rises up. There is no such thing as respected scoundrels or noble fools, and for once Eugene is on the nose. The gloves come off, it's very metal, and Yahweh's obsession with self consuming fires continue.

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Bonus 140 | An Abundance of Earworms, You're Welcome

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Good news, we are not alone in our bewilderment, even experts struggle with the book of Isaiah at times! We learn about a common euphuism that originated from the Bible and menstruation in ancient times. Also, why was Gath so significant and who knows what a zither is?

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140 | Isaiah 29-31: Oh, Ariel! (feat. Psalms 7-8)

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 13:30:00 -0700

The joke meter is back just in time to read some weird, smelly, and unexpectedly sexual chapters! It might be a vision of the night or perhaps it's a set up for a new type of magic show. Wisdom is perishing and we have a new take on the axe conundrum. Who is Yahweh threatening when he talks about victimizing the innocent, shame, and the burdens of the animals of the south? Global warming, tongues of devouring fire, and horses made of ghosts (or ghost horses?) confound and confuse... but the Psalms remind us how majestic Yahweh's name is in all the earth.

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Bonus 139 | Food Adultery & The History of Fig Newtons

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Who was present during childbirth during Biblical times? Where exactly does Yahweh's nickname, Yaw, come from? Is the fig tree a metaphor for the health of Israel as a nation?

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139 | Isaiah 25-28: Clattering Tongues (feat. Psalms 5-6)

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh's hands are getting busy! With one hand he is orchestrating poetic take downs and with the other he is wiping away the tears of his children. Given his propensity for making people swim through sewage, perhaps it's time recast Yahweh as an 80s swirly-prone movie boyfriend? The imagery swings wildly from phallic beatings, alien altars, flooding beds, and baby talk. WHAT is in those fig cookies Isaiah's been sharing?

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Bonus 138 | Hammock Hacks w/DBS

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

We're going back in time to 2nd Kings hot a hot minute to figure out who is who! As expected, the internet has a lot to say nudity. Have you ever wondered what it would cost to attend an Ivy League divinity school?

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138 | Isaiah 20-24: The Giver of Crowns (feat. Psalms 3-4)

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

The bared buttocks of many Egyptians are on parade! Prepare yourselves for lots on languishing, anguishing, and things happening! Including getting in trouble for partying, get warm hugs from Yahweh, and an economic crash.

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Bonus 137 | Raisin for Hope

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Do you find yourself recalling things you memorized as a child now and then? Today we're talking about memorization, etymology, gardens, raisin cake, and our inner parts - again!

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137 | Isaiah 15-19: A Tall & Smooth Nation (feat. Psalms 1-2)

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

We are starting something new this week (stay tuned until the end to find out what) but Isaiah is doing more of the same, making drastic and oddly refreshing prophecies. Although apples do play a small role in today's discussion of planting and harvesting, pain and grief are what's being sowed and reaped. Befitting the week of St. Valentine's Day, we pause to wonder where our soul lives - our hearts, or our inward parts... no, not those parts.

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Bonus 136 | An Inside Job

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Like many of the other books we've read, Isaiah has a proto, deutero, and trito. Due to a tone change and the absence of Isaiah's name in the later chapters, it's possible the book had many writers! Were all of them taking hallucinogens? For the first time (we think), there is a bonus to the bonus episode. Tune in to find out what type of animal Porky the pig might be, you'll be surprised.

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136 | Isaiah 12-14: Who Could Ever Chance Such Plans?

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 13:30:00 -0700

If our top 10 impalements and almost stabbings in the Bible is a little heavy for you, stick around for our Narnia inspired world occupied by ostriches, dancing goats, wolves, and jackals! Isaiah shares magnificent taunt meant for the king of Babylon that includes ghostly greetings, maggots, and worms.

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Bonus 135 | God Fell. The End.

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Drunk Messiah Study joins Jase's list of someday podcasts after sharing parts of, Messiah, an oratorio composed by George Frideric Handel in 1741 with us. There's some laughs to be had too, because it's the Bible... everyone is screwed and Yahweh loves fire eating fire.

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135 | Isaiah 9-11: Isaiah 9-11: His Name Shall Be Called

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 13:30:00 -0700

After a moment of joy we dive into cannibalism, profane evil doers, and lots of fire. After realizing Yahweh is not mad, just disappointed, one might feel like they are a puddle of embarrassment. Judah's idolatry leaves us with questions about the fruit of the stout-hearted, what happens when a standard-bearer faints, and rods for days. Still tripping, Isaiah makes another important prophecy, Dedeker reveals an interesting fact about Jase, and Emily might doom it all with a plea.

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Bonus 134 | Connoisseur of Honey & Butter

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Still reeling from the depth of Isaiah's fever dream we're back today with several import questions. Can one be a grape sizest? How does one best hide in a tree? Do video games rip off the Bible, or does the Bible rip off legends video games are based on? Does one become a prophetess by marrying a prophet? Was the word, Almah, translated incorrectly? And most importantly, do you think Jesus was the original Hamilton fan?

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134 | Isaiah 4-8: A Ballad of Garbage Grapes

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Today's chapters start with a bang, women grabbing men, and Dedeker setting boundaries about biblical fan fiction. Latchets, crucibles, and terebinth trees all get a moment... as does a metaphor about shaving. Is it really a metaphor? If you thought Bic was the first to create gender specific pens, you're wrong! Although it's highly likely that he was tripping and will be for some time, Isaiah shares an important prophecy.

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Bonus 133 | One Ziony Hill

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 13:30:00 -0700

The first bonus episode of Twenty-Twenty-Fun gives us a lot to think about, including the different meanings associated with Zion, turning swords into plowshares, and whether cucumber watchers are lonely.

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133 | Isaiah 1-3: Twenty-Twenty-Fun (Don't Trust Nostril Breathers)

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 13:30:00 -0700

Chronicles didn't meet 2021's standards of fun, so we've skipped ahead to spend some time with our new friend, Isaiah. The prophet starts out with his vision of Judah and Israel, and what might be a flashback to Job. It doesn't seem like there are fig newtons in the medicine cabinet, but there are plenty of melons! Does it feel like Yahweh has made some new years resolutions to you? Things take a turn when we learn that a strappy loin cloth does not a king make and why haughty daughters have been given rope and sackcloth.

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Bonus 132 | A Terrible Way To Go

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0700

How much do we remember about the tiny boy kings and prophets we learned about in 2 Kings? Join us, for our traditional end of a book quiz!

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132 | 2 Kings 23-25: Desacralization

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The end of 2 Kings and 2020 is upon us! In the last full episode of the year Judah and Jerusalem come together to read the recently rediscovered book of the law. The vessels of Baal and chariots of the sun burn, priests and wizards are put away, and off-center shrines to other gods are smashed. Leaving us wondering, does this strike joy in the heart Yahweh? A couple of kings sit on the throne in what may be a record amount of time, and Babylon puts Jerusalem under siege.

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Bonus 131 | The Magnificent Seven

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The star of today's show is science! Join us as we discuss ancient diagnostic tools, sun technology, directional errors, prophetess', and Deuteronomic history.

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131 | 2 Kings 20-22: Celebratory Newtons

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Isiah, at the behest of Yahweh, cures King Hezekiah, allowing him to reign for an extra 15 years. After his death boy kings ascending the throne, one of whom decided to rebuild sex and religion shrines to Baal and Asherah. The priests make an interesting discovery that might explain the rash of kings who did not do right in the eyes of Yahweh, who has a message for his people.

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Bonus 130 | Proto, Deutero, Trito

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Bronze serpents, finger bones, Isiah, and languages all get a moment to shine in today. We have something to say that some modern christians might need to hear!

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130 | 2 Kings 18-19: Raw Buck Private

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Hezekiah destroys the high places, brazen serpents, and turns people back to Yahweh. The story, which is quiet poetic in places, takes an interesting turn where people start using the word turd. With the rapid turn over of Kings we might have to do some bulk casting! If you've wanted to know what is a recorder is, make sure to tune if for a special segment of the show - Drunk Recorder Study. The drama is convoluted, but great, and a Biblical rap battle leads to the casting of Isiah.

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Bonus 129 | The Lost Books

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Was part of the dismantled temple turned into an astrological observatory? Was this part of the Israelites downfall? Who was really to blame for their enslavement to the Syrians? Are you looking forward to 1 & 2 Chronicles?

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129 | 2 Kings 15-17: The High Places

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Prepare yourself for rapid fire kings or perhaps better put, quick and dirty kings, and see Jehu's punishment finally come fruition as the reign of his children ends. Israel continues to exist as both the oppressor and the oppressed, eventually becoming enslaved by Syria once again. An altars receives an Extreme Temple Makeover style, the smear campaign against Asherah seems weak, and lions roar.

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Bonus 128 | Potiphar & Pharaoh

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Join our Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group to watch the clip from Jase's performance in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with us! We're getting a good laugh out of pelvis thrusting, staging, and facial hair.

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128 | 2 Kings 12-14: No Incense Allowed

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Briefly, lets recap a few of the kings we meet in this weeks reading. A good boy king, a teen king, and thankfully, a king whose name starts with the letter Z. Keeping track of the J kings was getting tiresome! Speaking of Yahweh, why doesn't he have to adhere to his own policies? Is Elisha trying to one up Elijah (the only person to go to Heaven while still alive) by raising someone from the grave when he was dead too?

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Bonus 127 | Baal's Latrine

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

What's lurking in your holiday decorations? Old Scratch, perhaps? If Baal's latrine, otherwise known as a symbolic toilet, actually existed, would you visit it?

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127 | 2 Kings 9-11: Is It Peace?

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Hang on, friends, today's chapters are action packed. A new king is rudely anointed, another king dies, and Jezebel is unrecognizable. Heads roll, literally, and the body count climbs. What is Yahweh's end game? In an interesting turn of events, Jehu throws Baal Con in hopes of earning favor. And lest you think we forgot its fall when making pop culture jokes... move over PSL, PSF is here and isn't playing around.

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Bonus 126 | Miracle-Lite

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Elisha may lack oomph in the miracle department but he makes up for it with an abundance of small but strange moments, like magically fishing an axe head out of a river. How do you think scholars have interpreted this story? Do you think the story of mothers eating their own children is taught in Sunday School?

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126 | 2 Kings 6-8: The Ghost of Smirnoff Past

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The Sons of the Prophets head to the Jordan, where they promptly lose an axe in the water, which is recovered with magic (or maybe magic?). Elisha is feeling confident and prophecies the end of a famine that led to cannibalism and the sale of donkeys heads and dove droppings. Was it really a famine though? It sounds more like a siege led by the King of Syria, who ends up dead at the hand of his servant. Don't fear, there are no real zombies in this episode but we do take a trip into the past to talk about Gehazi.

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Bonus 125 | Ishah Gedolah

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Join us for an examination of our characters character! The Shunammite woman, some might say, is a wise and good woman. Others would say that Elisha, while a man of God, was detached and emotionally unavailable. And let's not forget Gehazi, who is thought to be quite wicked. As always, we are left with more questions than answers.

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125 | 2 Kings 4-5: Nothing Wrong With That Stew

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Welcome to Prophet Cast, where we answer important questions like; Are prophets and magicians the same thing? What have the prophets achieved so far? How much does a prophet profit? Can a prophet christen a bed? Is there any significance to the amount of times one sneezes in a row? Can inanimate materials have mid-life crises?

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Bonus 124 | I Saw Elijah Go to Heaven

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Extraterrestrial theories abound! Elijah is just one of two people to visit Heaven while still alive. The spin doctors do an interesting job trying to excuse possible child sacrifice. Do you think boldness is a character flaw?

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124 | 2 Kings 1-3: Fire Came Down From the Sky

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Sometimes even kings are clumsy and tumble through lattices. Instead of turning to Yahweh during his recovery, Ahaziah, sought the counsel of another gold. The angel of God sent Elijah to foretell the king's punishment. Who do you think is losing their head today? There's a bit of an unexpected romance, Elijah ensures Elisha doesn't have to walk through water in an interesting way. Magic fire chariots, she bears, burnt offerings, sheep CEOs, and the usual sins make their way into the story as well.

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Bonus 123 | The Halfway Point of the Kings

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 13:30:00 -0700

One thing we can count on while reading the Bible is there will almost always be more deaths and not fewer deaths. One thing we can't count on is how well we remember what we've read. Join us as we test our knowledge of 1 Kings with a quiz from www.doinggood.org!

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123 | 1 Kings 21-22: Biblical Blackmailing

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 13:30:00 -0700

We are at the end of yet another book, so it's time for a fun and fancy finale! Jezebel takes procuring a vineyard into her own hands with the help of stool pigeons and a feast. Clever angles and lying spirits are summoned by Yahweh, and another king kicks the bucket.

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Bonus 122 | Ambulatory Hamburger

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Prepare yourself for cow jokes, sarcasm, lion hitmen, and prophet fight club! We're cool but who is the real fool? Could this be one of the thoughts going through the heads of men walking about in sack cloths with ropes around the heads? What were two of Israel's greatest sins?

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122 | 1 Kings 19-20: Unanswered Prayers

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Jezebel threatens Elijah, who somehow ends up with jurisdiction over the King of Syria. There's another case of who kills who (should this be considered a biblical trope?), and someone other than our hosts are boozing it up. Once again, no one is making any sense but that could be because of the sack cloths, twists, and bandages.

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Bonus 121 | Obadiah the Role Model

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

An exciting casting decision is made (hey, Idris Elba... check your mail), and Jase turns to science to try and explain the fire set by Yahweh. Have you ever heard of anvil lightning?

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121 | 1 Kings 16-18: 450 Lords a Leaping

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Kings are dropping like flies! Baasha's entire family line is executed, and one king rules for only 7 days before dying a fiery death. Jezebl makes an appearance, and Elijah, the prophet shows up earlier than expected! The pressing questions of today's are episode are; what is Obadiah smoking, and which god should earn the title of the worlds strongest god?

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Bonus 120 | Airships, Harlots, and Warnings!

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Have you heard the theory about Solomon's airships and ancient aliens being worshiped as gods? Does harlot really mean prostitute? Is the purpose of Christianity to set you up for a life full of doubt? What's the true lesson in this weeks reading?

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120 | 1 Kings 13-15: Burning Bones & Signs

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Today's episode covers a variety of topics, including country cover bands, lions, donkeys, and sacred prostitution. Yahweh is still comparing everyone to his not so favorite boy, David. Also, some important questions are asked (like what type of foot disease would kill you?) and we explore what might be the true moral lesson of the Bible.

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Bonus 119 | Hairy Legs & Hooves of An...

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Join us as we learn some interesting things about King Solomon, including why he had a glass floor installed in front of his throne, his Ethiopian dynasty, and his possible interest in researching the relationship between apes and humans. We also learn some interesting things about the Austonesian peoples and cannibalistic gods!

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119 | 1 Kings 10-12: Reliable With the Ladies

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Make way, for the Queen of Sheba, generous is she. Bringing gifts of apes, peacocks, and expensive wood from across the sea. Possibly illegal horse trading ensues, and garments are torn. King Solomon's 700 wives and 300 concubines are able to sway his heart from Yahweh before he dies. Rehoboam ascends the throne but some tribes refuse to accept his rule and name Jeroboam king instead.

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Bonus 118 | Millo, Shlomo, Who Knows?

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Join as we uncover another contradiction, this time about the contents of the Ark of the Covenant. We also try to figure out, what the heck is a millo? And it turns out that King Shlomo is someone we already know!

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118 | 1 Kings 8-9: Be Cool - Beers & the Bible

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 13:30:00 -0700

After a few more Ikea-esque instructions, the temple (which 20 years to build) is complete! Animal are sacrificed, the ark is safely moved, and the glorious cloud reappears. After a lengthy prayer by King Solomon, Yahweh makes him many promises.

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Bonus 117 | Brass vs. Bronze

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

What gods did people worship in Solomon's temple? Why isn't Pharaoh's daughter named in the story? Were Solomonic columns actually created by Solomon?

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117 | 1 Kings 6-7: Godly, Not Gaudy

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Prepare for yourself for an introduction to King Solomon's over the top, ostentatious style. There's porches a plenty, cedar, gold, and pillars so beautiful they need names. What might seem like nonsense to us, like ornate chariot rims, was a probably an important display of prosperity for the young king.

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Bonus 116 | Harlots & Babies

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

As always, we’re coming at you today with questions and answers! Who wrote the Psalms and Proverbs and what exactly does pseudepigraphic mean? Did you know that there are over 22 different stories about one baby being claimed by two mothers and one of them has to do with Buddha? And why exactly were there so many translation variations of chapter 5?

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116 | 1 Kings 3-5: Off to a Good Start

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

So far King Solomon is a man of action! He finishes building his house, building Yahweh's temple, brings home one of Pharaoh's daughter, and talks with Yahweh in his dreams. On his first day as king he rules over the famous case of two mothers claiming the same child as their own. How many horses can a king own? And who did King Solomon appoint to serve as his officers?

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Bonus 115 | Is It Actually the Thing?

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Today we're hopping in the way back machine to talk about Sarah and Dedeker's trip to Jerusalem. Scholars weigh in on Bathsheba's possible manipulation and we discuss interesting ways to preserve youth and virility.

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115 | 1 Kings 1-2: Piping on Pipes

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

In a strange attempt to cure King David’s shivers, Abishag, a virgin, is brought to him for companionship. Later, his sons, Adonijah and Solomon bicker over who will wear the crown and wed Abishag. A new king is eventually crowned and charged with some heavy stuff, a favorite character is killed, and the dust kicker from a few episodes ago is finally punished!

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Bonus 114 | Satan's Big Temptation

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

We're wrapping up 2 Samuel with another quiz! Follow along and see how you score by going to https://biblequizzes.org.uk/quiz.php?2samuel.

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114 | 2 Samuel 23-24: And So It Begins

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 13:30:00 -0700

If you would like to read along as we finish up 2nd Samuel go to https://www.drunkbiblestudy.com/read. David sings his last song, we learn more about 37 of the men is his army, including one who fought a lion in a pit in the snow! Joab argues against conducting a census and Yahweh punishes David for replacing trust with statistics. Who do you think is going to replace David in 1st Kings?

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Bonus 113 | OMG, I'm Awesome!

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Tune in for tidbits about David's song, giants, polydactyl humans, and hot takes on concubines!

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113 | 2 Samuel 20-22: Thanks for All the Bodies

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

We hope this episode of drinking and scripture will offer you some solace in these strange times. Speaking of strange, King David punishes his concubines with faux widowhood, Sheba rebels, Joab uses sleight of hand to kill a foe, and some of Saul’s bloodline are sacrificed to try and right old wrongs. Meanwhile, the Philistines and Israelites are once again at war and King David writes an interesting song. Make sure and listen all the way to the end for a musical bonus!

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Bonus 112 | Two Boys & a Tomb

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Social ladders are being climbed, servants are revealed to have servants of their own, and Dedeker's hopes are smashed when biblical commentary reveals that a plot point from recent chapters turn out to be hyperbole. Also, Emily gets her first taste of Monty Python!

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112 | 2 Samuel 17-19: Down the Well

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Hold on tight because it's another episode full of spy on spy action, war games, death, sibling rivalry, plot twists, and shade throwing. Absalom adopts a pillar (really), a massive amount of groceries are delivered, and David names a new commander of his army.

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Bonus 111 | Never Been Kissed

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Has the internet taken things a step too far and created fan-fiction about Ittai, the Gittite often used as an example of how to show loyalty to ones leader? How much did Absalom's hair really weigh?
Has the internet taken things a step too far and created fanfiction about Ittai, the Gittite often used as an example of how to show loyalty to ones leader? How much did Absalom's hair really weigh?
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111 | 2 Samuel 14-16: Who? Who is that?

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Joab sends a woman to manipulate King David into allowing Absalom back into Jerusalem. Absalom gets an epic haircut and sets himself up as judge to overthrow his father. Mephibosheth's supporters celebrate having someone other than David, who has gone into hiding, on the throne. King Absalom puts on a show of dominance with his father's concubine on the roof for all of Israel to see.

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Bonus 110 | Tall Tales & Shame

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Today we're chatting about hyperbole, names, and tomorrow's Tamar. Join the conversation in the Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group on Facebook!

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110 | 2 Samuel 12-13: What Happened to David?

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Nathan, the prophet, and the King's servants take David to task. Battles are fought and David gets a new, heavy crown placed on his head. Is David as bad as Saul? Was Samuel right, are kings actually bad news? The last chapter includes sexual violence. Please be kind to yourselves and the people listening around you and the skip the end of this episode if needed.

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Bonus 109 | Naive Yokels

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

When did the Star of David come into existence? Are we missing parts of King David's story that might give us more context to help understand his slaughter of the Moabities? What would have their beards shorn and robes cut mean to the Israelites? How do you feel about the portrayal of Bathsheba's bathing scene in movies?

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109 | 2 Samuel 8-11: The Moonlight Overthrew Ya

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 13:30:00 -0700

King David reduces the population of the Moabs, Syrians, and Edomites by two-thirds, making the rest servants. Mehibosheth is welcomed into the King’s circle and eventually has offspring of his own. Hanun, lord of the Ammonites, uses fashion to send a message to Israel. Another son is born to King David, this with Bathsheba, a married woman his saw bathing on a rooftop. How will Yahweh handle his displeasure with David’s new approach to ruling?

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Bonus 108 | I Will Dance Like David Danced

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

David is finally king and the father of many sons. Things get a bit confusing with two people named Nathan so a new system is put in place to help keep them straight. Most importantly, what's wrong with Richard Gere?

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108 | 2 Samuel 4-7: Coup of the Bands

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Get ready for an unexpected revelation about Jonathon's lineage and David receives an unexpected gift before being anointed as king. Do you think King David's kindness meter skews in a certain direction? There's lots of exploding and the Ark might have a new home.

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Bonus 107 | The Redactors

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Once again we take a deeper look at who might have written 1st and 2nd Samuel and when it was possibly written. Just how many wives can a King have? Was Abigail one of the few prophetess written about in the Bible? Which potential social climber was entombed near the Cave of Patriarchs? Tune into today's episode for answers!

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107 | 2 Samuel 1-3: Benjamin & Sons

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The first few chapters of 2nd Samuel start the story off with some Game of Thrones level intrigue. David sings a song of lament for King Saul and his son, Jonathon. Babies are born, Michal is returned to David, more than one King is crowned, and of course, people die.

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Bonus 106 | Come On Down!

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

As we've come to the end of another book tradition dictates that it's time for another quiz! Follow along and see how you score by going to https://biblequizzes.org.uk/quiz.php?1samuel.

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106 | 1 Samuel 28-31: The Demise of an Antihero

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

David seems to be in cahoots with the Philistines, raiding and looting in the name of Achish, all the while taking out Israel's enemies. Meanwhile, Saul banishes witches and wizards from his kingdom, only to realize he needed help from someone with "a familiar spirit" to help belay his concerns over the outcome of Israel's battle against the Philistines. Despite seeing through his disguise, the Witch of Endor, summoned Samuel's spirit who had dire news to share with the King. If you'd like to read along with us visit drunkbiblestudy.com/read.

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Bonus 105 | A Couple New Ladies

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

What's up with giving away wives and relieving oneself on a wall? Tune in to find out more about Abigail and what saith the scripture!

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105 | 1 Samuel 25-27: His Name is Stupid-Head

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The first line of chapter 25 makes you wonder who actually authored 1st and 2nd Samuel. David takes his odd brand of mercy on the road and gains two wives in the process. The Zephites stir King Saul against David once more and conflict ensues. What do you think of the term blood guilt?

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Bonus 104 | Saul Squats

Fri, 29 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Today's episode is all about the different ways the story of David and King Saul in the cave is represented in art, entertainment, and Sunday School. Check out Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship on Facebook to view Everything Butt, an exhibit curated by Dedeker.

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104 | 1 Samuel 22-24: Another Sling Thing

Wed, 27 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

People rally to David, who is becoming a Robin Hood figure. King Saul searches the wilderness of Ziph for his rival, only to be caught with his feet uncovered Is this beginning of a redemption arc for one of the most interesting characters we've met so far?

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Bonus 103 | Love & Poetry

Fri, 22 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Today we're exploring David and Jonathon's relationship and it's representation in media and art over the centuries, the status of King Saul's clothing, and the timeline of the story. Can we find out how old David is once and for all?

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103 | 1 Samuel 19-21: Smells Like a Goat

Wed, 20 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The action continues this week, Saul is once again set upon by demons and determined to kill David. Michal and Jonathon do their best to protect David. The first Burning Man is well attended, assassins and kings prophecy, and spears galore get thrown through the air. A relationship is put to the test and vows renewed. Oh, and some Indiana Jones type shenanigans happen with holy bread.

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Bonus 102 | How Fast Does a Sling Boy Swing His Sling

Fri, 15 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Join us as we chat about theories about David's presence in works of art throughout history, and Goliath's defeat. Why did he bring a sword to a sling fight? Also, was Michal's bride price a sign of King Saul's demonic possession?

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102 | 1 Samuel 17-18: The Naughtiness of Your Heart

Wed, 13 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The Philistines have gathered for war. Their champion, Goliath, taunts the Israelites about a battle they cannot possibly win. David, the young harp player and shepherd who has caught bears by the beard, steps up to defeat the giant. His success leads to a job change, the knitting of his heart to another, and lots of scheming by King Saul. We also explore the difference between the euphemisms in and out, and out and in.

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Bonus 101 | Spinning Theories & Genealogy

Fri, 08 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

After trying to find out exactly how old David was in the chapters we read this week we've concluded that scholars are more concerned with how attractive David was than his age. Did Yahweh sic evil spirits on Saul? If so, how much PR work went in to spinning that?

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101 | 1 Samuel 15-16: Robe Ripping, GhostWriter, and Hot Beer

Wed, 06 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Murder, mayhem, betrayal, and blame shifting... there's nothing boring about our 101st episode! Saul tempts fate while trying to show mercy and ends up on the outs with Samuel. Will Jesse's son, David, be able to soothe the evil spirits plaguing his king?

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Bonus 100 | Bonkers & Barbaric

Fri, 01 May 2020 13:30:00 -0700

After 100 episodes of the show, how have our perspectives changed? What we will be talking about in our 200th episode? Who were some of our best casting choices? We're chatting about all these things and more in today's bonus episode!

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100 | 1 Samuel 13-14: Mad as Hornets

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Soldiers break ranks, the Philistines confiscate Israel's weapons, and honeycomb has the potential to end a very special relationship. Thanks for listening to our 100th episode, which we were happy to record with a live listener audience! If you'd like to join us for our next recording please visit our Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship Facebook group for more information

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Bonus 099 | Keeping Up with the Joneses

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Is Saul among the Prophets? Note the capital P, Prophets are important. Does researching what we've read take away from the experience of reading? All this and more (including castration) in today's episode!

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099 | 1 Samuel 8-12: This is the Way

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Samuel is now old and as directed by Yahweh, ready to appoint a king to rule over the Israelites. Saul embarks on a rpg quest chain with an interesting rewards, donkeys are lost and found. Ph, and because it's the Bible, battles are fought.

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Bonus 098 | Boiled Balls of Gold

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Is Tindall back? What's up with the number 50? Did you know that in ancient Hebrew the word akhbar was used for mice and rats? Listen to today's episode for answers to all these questions and more!

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098 | 1 Samuel 4-7: Golden WHAT?

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

People are shady, slaughtered, and subdued. The Ark (which is probably radioactive) is stolen, likenesses of diseased body parts are cast in gold, Eli topples over, and Dedeker has a life revelation.

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Bonus 097 | Yahweh: Spooking Kids for 4.54 Billion Years

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Our listeners share their thoughts about 1st Samuel 1-3. Jase reveals his mutant ability, and we wonder about Eli's cool dad status.

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097 | 1 Samuel 1-3: God of the Angel Armies

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

The first three chapters of 1st Samuel set things up for the next few months of episodes. Sister wives, flesh hooks, lots of sore things, and exalted horns. Baby Yoda joins the cast, and ears start to tingle. During Social Distancing DBS is doing free live shows every Thursday 5pm Pacific / 8pm Eastern! Go to http://www.drunkbiblestudy.com for more information.

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096 | Ruth 1-4: Ruth, That Chick Over There

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 13:30:00 -0700

In today's one-off episode about Ruth we are recapping what happened in Judges and learning about the special bonds Ruth forms with her mother in law, Naomi, and Naomi's relatives.

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Bonus 095 | Going to Town

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Tune in for the last episode of Judges. We're chatting about the timeline of the stories we read in Judges, common numbers and conspiracy theories (again), reactionary behavior, and different scholarly interpretations of the text.

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095 | Judges 20-21: Beating Up Gibeah & Wife Snatching

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

In our next to the last episode of Judges we are looking at the story from last through a different lens, if you need to skip this episode we understand! Many of the tribes of Israel rally together to punish the people of Gibeah for the bad behavior of a few. War ensues, the ending might surprise you!

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Bonus 094 | Dropping Rocks & Conspiracy Theories

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Conspiracy theories abound in this palette cleanser episode. Also, has Drunk Bible Study given Emily anew perspective on the show she's in?

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094 | Judges 17-19: Poaching Knock Off Levites

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Let us know what you think of the new introduction in our Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group on Facebook! Today we learn about Micah, his beef with the people of Dan, and grapple with how to handle graphic content. The last scene gets very dark and includes sexual violence. Please be kind to yourselves and the people listening around you and the skip the end of this episode if needed.

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Bonus 093 | Hallelujah, That Didn't Happen

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

What lessons do different faiths aim to teach when telling the story of Samson and Delilah? Did famous retellings of the story get anything right?

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093 | Judges 14-16: The Strongest Man Who Ever Lived

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

"Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, something sweet." Today we will learn the answer to Samson's riddle and a few things you probably didn't hear about in Sunday School.

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Bonus 092 | Destroyer, God of Fish!

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

There's a lot to cover in today's bonus episode! The Mesha Stele, a stone monument erected by Chemosh's son King Mesha, still exists and details the destroyer and god of fish's anger towards his followers. How many judges are there in the book of Judges? Jephthah’s Daughter: A Lament, is mourning ceremony on 11 Heshvan, often Rachel's death and the loss of female deities is grieved for at the same time. There's only 7 more chapters in Judges, we're excited to learn more about Samson!

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092 | Judges 11-13: Jeff Goldblum Versus the Volcano & The Law of Surprise

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Have you ever wondered if virgin sacrifices actually happened in the Bible? Listen to today's action packed episode to find out! We also find out who is the next king of Israel, talk about 4 judges and The Almighty Judge, the law of surprise, and tinfoil hats.

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Bonus 091 | On One Stone & Who is A King?

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

When does someone stop being a chief or leader and become a king? Should we question our interpretations of what we are reading?

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091 | Judges 9-10: Talking Trees and Cliffhangers. That's Amore.

Wed, 26 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

One of the many sons of Gideon begins a short but gruesome political career. Jotham shares his parable and predicts Abimelech's downfall. Milling stones are heaved through the air as weapons and one man's chauvinistic ways follow him to the grave.

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Bonus 090 | Thorns and Whips and Pitchers, Oh My!

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

We decided to explore the harsher things mentioned in Judges 6-8. If someone has offended you, you need a multi-pronged attack tactic, or you've ever wondered what Laura Ingalls Wilder and the Bible has in common... keep listening!

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090 | Judges 6-8: The Arc of Gideon & Toppling Tents with Barley Bread

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh performs three miracles to prove his will to Gideon aka Jerubbaal, son of Joash. Gideon, as promised, gathers men from the tribes of Israel to go to battle. Worried that the glory of a victory would be attributed to such a large force, Yahweh bids Gideon to send some of away some of the men, and so the battle against the Midianites is won with a troop of only 300 valiant men. Will Israel's newest prolific judge also be their downfall?

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Bonus 089 | The Song of Deborah, The Bible vs The Bechdel Test, Left-Handed Swordsmen

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Was the left-handedness of Ehud a trick, and how exactly did he escape from the cool room after slaying King Eglon? We discuss how all the books of the Bible fare against the Bechdel test, as well as the sexy lamp test and the Mako Mori test. Is The Song of Deborah the oldest song of all time?

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089 | Judges 3-5: The Southpaw and Tent-Pin Killers

Wed, 12 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh wheels and deals naughty Israelites to random Kings as punishment for breaking His rules, again. Several judges arise to save their brothers and sisters from servitude, people get killed in ways we haven't seen before. Whoever wrote Judges has an interesting way of wording things and mansplaining ensues.

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Bonus 088 | What is Judges all about?

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Judges has some interesting things in store, including an influential female character! Today we explore the timeline and structure of Judges and discuss the theory that someone edited it be pro monarchy.

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088 | Judges 1-2: Previously on "The Tribes of Israel"

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Judges starts out with a riveting recap of the war waged by Judah and Simian on My-Master-Bezek, who realizes Yahweh's plan for divine retribution include the loss of his great toes and thumbs. Multitudes of people are forced into labor for the Israelites when their iron chariots are too difficult to defeat. Yahweh sends an angel to scold and punish those who began worshiping other gods, and to appoint judges to try to lead his wayward people.

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Bonus 087 | Episode 87

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

To celebrate the end of Joshua's watch we take a quiz to see how much we retained of his story. What grade did we get?

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087 | Joshua 22-24

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Join us as we finish the last few chapters of Joshua, in which our title character dies after blessing some peeps. There's a lot of arguing over an altar named Ed, princes trying to keep the peace, and the old spiel about not worshiping other gods.

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Bonus 086 | Episode 86

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Who was the original biblical golem? Today we learn more about golems and their origins in Jewish folklore, and listen to a few tunes in hopes of finding inspiration for the song for Judges. Make sure to tell us which one you like in the Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship group on Facebook!

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086 | Joshua 19-21

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Today we're getting slizzard with it in the penultimate episode of Joshua! More land is given to the tribes of Israel, including the Levites, and the children of Dan take some of their land by force. Cities of refuge are established, and the efficiency of the Message translation of the Bible is discussed.

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Bonus 085 | Episode 85

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

We promise to do our best not to swear, but why? Join us as today as we explore our personal history with expletives and taking the Lord's name in vain. Join us in our Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship Group on Facebook to discuss the power of words and whether Emily is a bad influence.

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085 | Joshua 16-18

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Joshua puts his foot down when certain tribes pester him about their inheritance. Land is distributed, even to the daughters of Manasseh, people are enslaved (what's new?), and lively debates over pronunciation ensue.

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Bonus 084 | Episode 84

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Emily pulls random Olympic facts out of her brain-butt (what?), the story of Achsah is interpreted by some dude from okchrist.com, and Jase tests Dedeker's and Emily's knowledge of Pokémon, pharmaceuticals, and biblical cities with quiz he created. Check it out at https://www.drunkbiblestudy.com/pokemon-quiz and be sure to let us know your score in the Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship Facebook Group!

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084 | Joshua 12-15

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:30:00 -0700

Happy New Year! We are kicking off 2020 with roll call and the division of land between the tribes. Did you know that Moses defeated 2 kings but Joshua defeated 31? Also, Caleb is still going strong at 85 years old and is coming to collect on his role in the two are good situation from 40 years ago on behalf of the tribe of Judah. Stay tuned to the end for a hidden message of peace and please make sure to check out the quiz Jase created testing your knowledge of Pokémon, pharmaceuticals, and Biblical cities by going to: https://www.drunkbiblestudy.com/pokemon-quiz.

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Bonus 083 | Episode 83

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We investigate the great stones that fell from Heaven, find out the meaning of herem, talk about genocide, and wonder if the many wars waged by Joshua have desensitized us to violence.

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083 | Joshua 9-11

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Join us for the last episode of the year in which Joshua wages war, terrible spying continues, and the career of water drawer is established.

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Bonus 082 | Episode 82

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Is there a scientific explanation for why the walls of Jericho came tumbling down? What song did Mahalia Jackson, Elvis Presley, Hugh Laurie, and Bing Crosby all record? Also, we dive deeper into the stoning and burning of Achan.

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082 | Joshua 5-8

Wed, 11 Dec 2019 13:30:00 -0700

It's an action packed four chapters today! The hearts of kings melt, the walls of Jericho fall, circumcisions are performed at the Hill of Foreskins, manna goes away, and Joshua falls on his face. Also, there is stoning, burning, stoning, and lots of conquest!

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Bonus 081 | Episode 81

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We learn more about Joshua, including the meaning of his name and how creating the wall of water at the Jordan river showed how he's a big deal in the eyes of Yahweh. We also explore the possibility that Rahab was not a prostitute but rather, an inn keeper, and the role she has to play in the future.

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081 | Joshua 1-4

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 13:30:00 -0700

It's a new era for the Israelites! Joshua is in charge and is preparing to lead his people into Canan. Inept spies go to Jericho where they meet Rahab who shelters and helps them. Yahweh puts his water bending skills to use once more, allowing the tribes and the Ark of the Covenant to cross the Jordan.

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Bonus 080 | Episode 80

Fri, 29 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Dedeker, Emily, and Jase wrap up the Torah, the Pentateuch, and Deuteronomy by taking a quiz from https://biblequizzes.org.uk/.

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080 | Deuteronomy 32-34; Psalm 91

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Cheers to Moses, who sings for us the much hyped 52 verse song before dying on the top of Mount Nebo, overlooking the Promised Land he was not allowed to enter. Dedeker, Emily, and Jase take on new roles as casting directors for a Drunk Bible Study adaptation of the Bible, currently titled Pokémon Sword & Shield, Be Excellent to Each Other: Yahweh Says So. It'll likely feature drunken arrows, lightening swords, and boomers ranting about millennials.

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Bonus 079 | Episode 79

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

What better way to enjoy our penultimate episode of Deuteronomy than with ancient aliens and circumcision?

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079 | Deuteronomy 30-31

Wed, 20 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

The penultimate episode of Deuteronomy is finally here! Join us as we talk about circumcising your heart, the consequences of turning away from Yahweh, how to rescue yourself from bad grammar, playing peekaboo with Yahweh, and the new rule about reading the laws every seven years. Is Willy Wonka an allegory?

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Bonus 078 | Episode 78

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Join us as we discuss metaphorical and literal cannibalism, destroyed cities, secrets, intertextuality, and the proper way(s) to pronounce Yahweh.

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078 | Deuteronomy 28-29

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Blessings upon all things that end with the letters ies; babies, grapies, and breadies! And the come the curses, some so foul it'll make youre skin crawl as we talk about them. What race is it that speaks the language of fierce facial expressions?

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Bonus 077 | Episode 77

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Diving deeper into The House of the Unshod we learn details about the ceremony, called Halizah, and how it is still sometimes practiced today. Could a woman be divorced for not burying her waste? And Emily answers the pesky question, who exactly is the Syrian?

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077 | Deuteronomy 24-27

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we learn some interesting things about marriage, such as a man gets a year off from military and business duties when taking a new wife, there are no backsies on divorce, and refusing to take your dead brothers wife as your own has interesting consequences. A message about moderation (both in consumption and punishment) is shared, Jedi ghosts are summoned, and all the people say amen.

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Bonus 076 | Episode 76

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 13:30:00 -0700

How much is a sheckle, exactly? Today we discuss tokens of virginity, Rorschach tests, and virginity fraud. Jase wants to know which bird gets in your way most often? We explore the message of sustainability that comes with being told not to take the hen and the eggs at the same time.

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076 | Deuteronomy 21-23

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Join us for another episode full of Moses laying down an arbitrary list of rules. It's a lot of you shall nots and things get heated when tokens of virginity, taking captives as wives, and rules of inheritance come in to play. Oh, and don't hide from your brother's sheep ok?

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Bonus 075 | Episode 75

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we scrutinize some funny typos in certain versions of the Bible, ask ourselves What Would Jesus Do With Harry Potter, and establish the fact that trees cannot run.

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075 | Deuteronomy 17-20

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Welcome to crossover episode of Drunk Bible Study! Game of Thrones, The Avengers, Harry Potter, and The Time Traveler's Wife all make an appearance, and we take an interesting trip to the woods. Have you ever wondered why Christians tend are often anti-witchcraft? Listen and find out!

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Bonus 074 | Episode 74

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

From unmuzzled cows to unleavened bread, today we cover how the Israelites would harvest, process, and use wheat.

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074 | Deuteronomy 14-16

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh's tone changes as we read 14-16 and talk about taking care of the Israelite's servants, fatherless, widows, sojourners, and poor, as well as the Levites. Is a Pharaoh chicken a clean or unclean food? Check out our new Facebook group, Drunk Bible Study Fans & Fellowship.

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Bonus 073 | Episode 73

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Brian G. Murphy from Queer Theology joins us to continue talking about Deuteronomy and tells us his favorite passage from the book. We discuss how difficult it is to come to terms with the idea that what we think the Bible means is often different from what it what it says and why it's important to continuously challenge ourselves to read from a different perspective than our own.

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073 | Deuteronomy 11-13

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we're joined by Brian G. Murphy, co-founder of Queer Theology, who prompts us to look at some of what we're reading from a different perspective. There's some intense political god propaganda but also a reminder to take care of people who might look or believe differently from us. Hoofed mammals are a common theme, and Drunk Bible Study might have started to write a new Christmas Carol...

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Bonus 072 | Episode 72

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

It's time for another pop quiz! How well do you remember Exodus? What did the feast of unleavened bread signify? What tribe is Moses from? Who said...?

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072 | Deuteronomy 8-10

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today on Body by Moses Podcast, Moses invents a biblical interval training and intermittent fasting program that rivals most popular health and fitness programs currently on the market. It doesn't do much for a stiff neck or a callused heart, unfortunately.

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Bonus 071 | Episode 71

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Don't buy a tefillin that costs less than $250 or spring mattresses! Be wary theorizing that the Holy Spirit might bring feminine power to the Trinity if certain people are around, try not to only hear God instead of see and hear God, and make sure to stay hydrated!

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071 | Deuteronomy 5-7

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Ten Commandments REDUX! There is suddenly a lot more talk about love than we've encountered in this book so far. Yahweh knows that if the Israelites defeat their enemies too quickly, that's how you get centaurs.

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Bonus 070 | Episode 70

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Dun dun dun, it's time for a pop quiz! Join us as we attempt to recap Numbers trivia style. Which host remembers the most?

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070 | Deuteronomy 3-4

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

The Israelites defeat King Og of Bashan. BTW, did you hear about his huge iron bed? We get a very important reminder that you can't make any kind of idol - no birds, no cows, no centipedes, no cucumbers, no astral bodies, no cacti, no pill bugs NOTHING.

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Bonus 069 | Episode 69

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Moses is here to stay for a bit while we discuss religious observance, officials, an law in Deuteronomy. Many different words are used to describe giants, could it be the Israelites are just short?

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069 | Deuteronomy 1-2

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Deuteronomy starts off with a reminder that the promise Yahweh made to his people has been fulfilled, so now he can do whatever he wants. Moses catches us up on everything that happened in Numbers, including the infamous beat down by bees!

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Bonus 068 | Episode 68

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We've conquered Numbers and the Israelites are to make the lands Canaan their own. Numbers had a lot going on, a few of our favorites are: pillars of cloud and fire, 10 were bad and 2 were good, Aaron's budding rod, Balaam and his talking ass, and the Yahweh demonstrated how much he looooves to repeat himself.

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068 | Numbers 33-36 Season Finale

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Knowing his days are numbered, Moses takes a moment to remind us the places where the Israelites have wandered through over the past 40 years. Instructions for how to divide the Promised Lands among the tribes and the Levites are given, and the beginnings of legal system take shape. With that we are DONE with Numbers and look forward to starting Deuteronomy next week!

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Bonus 067 | Episode 67

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Rumor has it that it was Balaam's, the best diviner in all the land, idea to have Midianite women seduce Israelites which brought a plaque upon them, or was it a Biblical STD? Wait, where the heck is Moses' wife, Zipporah? Was she killed at the same as all the other non-virgin Midianite women? Although there has been vast improvements in many religions since the days of trekking towards the Promised Land, the mechanisms of change in religion and in our society still have room for improvement.

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067 | Numbers 31-32

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh commands Moses to send 1,000 men from each tribe to war against the Midianites. Every male Midianite dies and only female virgins survive, which isn't good news considering they are forced to marry their captors or become sex slaves... pretty sure we skipped learning about this part in church! The Reubenites and Gadites decide they want to skip going to the Promised Land and seek to make the newly conquered lands around them into a home for their families and an overwhelming amount of cows. Moses protests at first but eventually they come to an agreement. Will Moses Meek & Mild will finally go out with a bang in our next episode?

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Bonus 066 | Episode 66

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

In today's bonus episode we question why the tribes complain about a lack of food despite having enough livestock to make lavish offerings to Yahweh and keep sheep as pets. Women continue to get the short end of the stick, often stuck in marriages because their husband can't pay back the dowry or bride price he received when they first got married. As a friendly reminder, make sure not to make a vow to Yahweh unless you're ready to follow through!

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066 | Numbers 28-30

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Numbers is numbing sometimes. A lot of animals die and men get to tell women what to do. Hopefully Moses is taking notes when Yahweh sets new standards for offerings because things are getting pretty specific. Emily practices her speed reading and Dedeker is looking for recommendations for sulfite free wines that actually taste like wine.

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Bonus 065 | Episode 65

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Jase's brother, Josh (@joshtown) shares how Home of The The The (https://joshandanand.bandcamp.com/album/home-of-the-the-the) came to be, Ludwig Wittgenstein, and what goes on when Sunday School attendees become teenagers.

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065 | Numbers 26-27

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Jase's brother, Josh (of Josh & Anand fame), joins our hosts this week to help count all the men over 20 from each tribe. The daughters of Zelophehad stand up for themselves and the first Israelite women allowed to inherit through their father's name as they have no brothers. Joshua, son of Nun, chosen of Yahweh, is anointed by Moses before Eleazar to be the people's new shepherd.

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Bonus 064 | Episode 64

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Where do we even begin? Explore the difference between a king and a dynastic ruler, the diet of lions and tigers, and our theories about the politics surrounding Cozbi's and Zimri's relationship. Also, what exactly is Baal Peor the god of, brown-nosing perhaps?

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064 | Numbers 23-25

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Balak, King of Moab, continues to make sacrifices hoping the prophet, Balaam, will speak a curse against the Israelites. Instead, the spirit of God comes on him and he prophecies that a scepter shall rise out of Israel and strike down Moab. A bawdy interlude gets Zimri and Cozbi skewered. Stay tuned until the end for a special toast!

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Bonus 063 | Episode 63

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 13:30:00 -0700

In today's bonus episode we talk about The Wars of the Lord and other non-conical books referenced in the Bible, Balaam and his true nature (was he a ventriloquist masquerading as a prophet?), and what the iconic Rod of Asclepius might mean in today's world. For more information about Guinea Worm Disease visit: https://www.cartercenter.org/health/guinea_worm/index.html.

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063 | Numbers 21-22

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Join our tipsy hosts as they explore which Pokémon is most canonical proper representation of a fiery snake. On their journey to the Promised Land, the children of Israel, go to war with the countries of Arad, Amonite, and Bashan. Gotta kill 'em all! On the behalf of the people of Moab, King Balak and Balaam try to curse Israel hoping to make it easier to drive them out of Moab. Donkey and angel shenanigans ensue (there are multiple attempts at trying to sound like a donkey), and Balak sacrifices oxen and sheep. Hee-haw.

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Bonus 062 | Episode 62

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Mourn Aaron's death with us as we question why and how he died. What does Fight Club and Numbers have in common? Saponification! Learn the basic art of soap making and how it links two pieces of literature and the film. It turns out you CAN submit edits for the World English Bible to it's translator, find more information at ebible.org. Enjoy.

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062 | Numbers 18-20

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh fills Aaron and his sons in on their new responsibilities and the perks that come with being the owner of a budding rod. Is getting a slice of heave offerings and tithes worth being a buffer between Yahweh and the congregation? The logic behind who is unclean and how to be considered clean again is confusing, let us know if you followed it! Miriam dies after the people arrive at Kadesh, and then people assemble against Moses and Aaron to confront them about the lack of water and fruit. Moses beats a rock instead of speaking to it and water is abundant, but now he'll never see the Promised Land. The King of Edom says Israel may not pass through Kadesh, so the crowd turns toward Mount Hor, where Yahweh kills just one person for once.

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Bonus 061 | Episode 61

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Is Yahweh a construct made up by Moses and Aaron to control the people? If not, what does Yahweh look like? Is he old and bearded but still ripped like Michelangelo's depiction of him on the Sistine Chapel's ceiling? What is theophany? What's the difference between falling on ones face (and how often does this happen) and bowing low? We explore all this and more in today's bonus episode!

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061 | Numbers 16-17

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh thins the crowds again this week after Korah starts questioning why Mose and Aaron are the men considered holy enough to lead. People are swallowed by the earth, burned to a crisp, and killed by a plague. Bronze censers are rescued from the ashes and melted down to make a new covering for the altar to remind the people of who can and cannot approach it. Yahweh has a genius idea to settle the leadership debate. A man from each of the 12 tribes brings a rod to the tabernacle. The first rod to produce buds will be the rod of the man Yahweh wants to lead. Of course, when Moses checks on the rods the next day, Aaron's has not only produced blossoms, but also has borne ripe almonds. The tribes begin to worry that Yahweh is going to destroy them all...

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Bonus 060 | Episode 60

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we briefly touch on the major divisions of the books of the Old Testament. We discuss who actually authored the Psalms and listen to pieces of music Psalm 90 might have been set to. We also touch on what's hot with the Jewish prayer shawl, also known as the tallit, and the controversy H&M caused when they released a knock off of it in 2017.

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060 | Numbers 14-15; Psalm 90

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today Moses' and Aaron fall on their faces before the congregation and almost get stoned. Yahweh contemplates starting over... again, but Moses, the original spin doctor of the Old Testament, turns the situation around. It is decreed that anyone over the age of 20 who isn't related to Caleb or Joshua will be denied entrance to the land of milk and honey, due to the sins of 10 of the 12 scouts sent to find the Promised Land. Plagues, curses, and more rules about stoning and prayer shawls are handed down. Yahweh passes along some recipes for the next round of offerings and the rule about not working on the Sabbath is enforced in a very serious way!

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Bonus 059 | Episode 59

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

How much quail is a homer? Why did Miriam get punished and not Aaron? What's so bad about eating quail? Oh, and what are Nephilim again?
All this and more on this bonus episode of Drunk Bible Study!

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059 | Numbers 11-13

Wed, 03 Jul 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today is truly filled with action, intrigue, and hot gossip!
Yahweh gets really pissed off about some stuff and punishes people in some creative and kind of horrible ways. We asked for action, right?

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Bonus 058 | Episode 58

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 13:30:00 -0700

There's a lot to explore here: Trumpets, ancient shaving, how to properly wave and/or heave offer... did we mention ancient shaving? It sounds hardcore.

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058 | Numbers 8-10

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We finally get some actions (ok, maybe just a little bit) today! Some things happen, camps are moved, leaders are named, clouds... happen?

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057 | Numbers 7

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We don't want to spoil it be prepare yourself to learn this particular bit of information VERY WELL.

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Bonus 056 | Episode 56

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We want to get to the bottom of this dark magic spell that the priests do on these women. Oh, and apparently it's way easier than we thought to become a Nazirite!

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056 | Numbers 5-6

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we learn some instructions that sound a lot like witchcraft for priests to determine if women were cheating on their husbands. It mostly involves dirty water. We also learn a little about the Nazirites and some of the rules involved in taking that oath.

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055 | Numbers 3-4

Wed, 05 Jun 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we learn about the tribes of Levi being given to serve Aaron and the priests and how that *almost* makes up for not taking all the first born sons from the other tribes. We also get detailed instructions about which groups of Levites are in charge of maintaining, assembling, and disassembling each part of the Tabernacle.

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Bonus 054 | Episode 54

Fri, 31 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

For today's bonus, we do a little more digging into these numbers that didn't add up. It seems like we might be the only ones asking these important questions. We also cover some theories about how these population numbers can possibly be so large.

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054 | Numbers 1-2

Wed, 29 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we start on the book of Numbers! Will there be many numbers in it? Oh yes, there will be many numbers. We also learn about Yahweh's specific instructions for who should sit by whom in the cafeteria, err, around the Tabernacle.

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Bonus 053 | Episode 53

Fri, 24 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

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053 | Leviticus 26-27

Wed, 22 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

This is it, everybody! We're finishing Leviticus today! Yahweh has some final commands for his people, specifically the severe consequences for not observing the sabbath. Lastly, we get to find out how much we're all worth when sold to the service of Yahweh based on our age and gender... oh boy...

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Bonus 052 | Episode 52

Fri, 17 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Talmud - writings after the Torah clarifying the rules. We chat about some brutal punishments. History of stoneing and dispel some myths about jubilee and some crop loop holes that allow people to grow and harvest outside of jubilee restrictions such as hydroponics or selling your land to a non-jew for a year. Fascinating stuff.

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052 | Leviticus 24-25

Wed, 15 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Yahweh chats it up with Moses again. Cupcakes…you’ll get it once you read about it. Then we move on to some juicy gossip. We get into a very interesting story that ends in a brutal punishment. We also hear that famous statement an “eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Listen up farmers, ya gotta take a break in planting your fields so they don’t go barren on you. Also we learn about this super confusing thing called the 50th year Jubilee. Sounds fun…but really it’s just a lot of math and logistics. Oh and also don’t enslave your own people. Enslave other people. Yup, it's in the bible folks.

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Bonus 051 | Episode 51

Fri, 10 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We read about a couple noteworthy things in this episode so we wanted to dive a little deeper into the Hebrew Calendar, the Sabbath & Shabbat.

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051 | Leviticus 22-23

Wed, 08 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Another big drinking episode, maybe take baby sips during this one friends. Here we have another confusing reading from Leviticus. The translation of these chapters are rough to say the least. Yahweh gives some more laws to Moses that don’t make a whole lot sense with today's judicial atmosphere. Things like offerings must be male without blemish (blind, broken limbs, maimmed, scurvy, scabbed, wen). Don’t kill baby animals, wait until they grow up a bit. We learn about the Sabbath on the 7th day and also passover. Don’t eat the first of your harvests until you’ve made and offering to Yaweh. The weirdness continues, you'll just have to listen to this one to get it all.

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Bonus 050 | Episode 50

Fri, 03 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

050 | Leviticus 19-21

Wed, 01 May 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Some more random laws coming at ya in these chapters! Some examples - Don't gather fruit that's already dropped from the tree leave them alone for starving people, don't eat meat with blood in it, dont practice sorcery, don't pimp out your daughter, etc. Lots of pretty confusing laws and equally harsh punishments in this one as well. This reading closes with some rules for priests. Also...get ready to drink....a lot!

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Bonus 049 | Episode 49

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We covered a lot in the last episode. We want to focus a little more on the topics we covered like Azazel, Moloch and homosexuality. We give you some more background on these topics including some interesting facts about homosexuality.

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049 | Leviticus 16-18

Wed, 24 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0700

First we deal with a little bit of a "I need my own space" kind of situation between Moses and Aaron. Lots of "do not come into my room" type rules. Then we get to hear about eating blood. Yum! Finally, let's talk about sexy bay-beeee! Get ready for a list of sexual relations you are NOT supposed to take part in, such as homosexuality. Yikes!

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048 | Leviticus 14-15

Wed, 17 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Are you ready to hear about Leprosy cleansing, mold cleansing and the wonderful world of bodily discharge that makes people unclean? Well ready or not, here it comes. Fair warning for those with sensitive stomachs because it is going to get descriptive. Lastly, we close out the chapter with semen. Really a very well rounded reading....and by well rounded we just mean that we said discharge a ridiculous amount of times.

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Bonus 047 | Episode 47 Terminology

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We hope you made it through that episode all right! In this bonus episode, we are going to talk about terminology usage. Did you think we were going to talk more about blood fountains and skin diseases? We thought you might like a break from all that. You're welcome.

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047 | Leviticus 11-13

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0700

What the hoof is going on here? We are about to cover clean vs unclean animals to eat. Such strong and powerful words against god's great creatures. Specifically, any kind of Raven is a complete abomination! Then we move on to fountains of blood with childbirth, graphically described skin diseases and then we close it down in a big way with defiling mold. Say what?!

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Bonus 046 | Episode 46

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We cover some of the things that made us say "HUH?" in episode 46: Urim and Thummim, casting lots, divination and what in the world Nadab and Abihu did to get struck down.

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046 | Leviticus 8-10

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Moses ornates Aaron and his sons. We get some visuals of Moses getting them all fancy as Yaweh commanded. Don't worry it gets weirder. Blood is about to get spread all over the place, so awkward stacking of things and then wave all that around as an offering at the end of which Aaron and his sons had to chill for 7 days (and they did). Then we are blessed with some more really graphic offerings, crazy fire death along with a few opportunities to drink.

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Bonus 045 | Episode 45 Why Does God Hate Certain Foods?

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We had to ask the question: Why does God seem to hate yeast? Also, what's the big deal about not eating fat? You'd be surprised at what we found, specifically about yeast. Apparently we are not the only ones to ask such questions.

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045 | Leviticus 5-7

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Alright sinners, this one is for you. Your dirty little secrets are not safe from judgement, you know the ones we're talking about. But what if you don't know that you are sinning? Oh don't worry, there are procedures for you as well my friend! Before you shout shenanigans about this particular instance....it's kind of like when you break a law you didn't know was a law, you are still responsible right? The "i didn't know" defense also doesn't fly with Yaweh. Lesson learned here: you're guilty if you break the biblical rules whether you know it or not and offerings must be made. We also cover more offering procedures and bring back the wave and heave offerings.

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Bonus 044 | Episode 44

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

So we covered a bunch of offerings in this reading, but why? So we dive into trying to figure out the why behind all of this burning of stuff and things. We also cover audio bible listening. Is it cheating? We weigh in on a particular article that raises this point.

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044 | Leviticus 1-4

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Hooray! It's Levitivcus time. That also means a new theme song that we are super excited about! First up on the docket, we are covering burnt, grain, fellowship and sin offering procedures. At first, this may sound kinds boring, but yet again, the bible gives us some super interesting instructions and visuals. Can you smell what the bible is cooking? We have a hard time stomaching some of this odorific manificence! This is an episode that will make you hungry and sick to your stomach all at the same time.

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043 | Exodus 39-40

Wed, 13 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We've made it to the end of Exodus! Finally!!! Oops, we mean huzzah! To end this fairly long repetative book of the bible, we start by recapping the garments that Aaron is going to wear. In the final chapter, we get the exact instructions on how to put all these pieces together. Moses appears to be the only one constructing this bad boy, but he does seem to have that certain glow, so it makes sense. And there you have it, Exodus is over and we head on to the next Book - Leviticus.

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Bonus 042 | Episode 42

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Let's talk architecture. We watch a video that tours an actual reconstruction of The Tabernacle, although not true to the actual materials of the time. It is built to scale using the chapters of Exodus we've read recently. We also share some of our experiences seeing religious architecture and experiences.

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042 | Exodus 36-38

Wed, 06 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Here we go again....more instructions on how to build things. It's like bible study purgatory! We try to figure out what's the significance of giving these instructions multiple times. This time though, it seems the instructions are actually being put to good use and the structures are being created. The use of acacia wood is pretty strong here. Can we say that this is the wood of choice for biblical time architecture? Lastly, we end with a little bit of biblical accounting.

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Bonus 041 | Episode 41

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 13:30:00 -0700

There is evidence that Yaweh had a wife?! Say what?! Her name was Asherah and the archelogical record seems to support this theory. In fact, there was effort made to write her out of the bible entirely, although some traces remain. We dive into some of the studies we discovered online.

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041 | Exodus 33-35

Wed, 27 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

So no one gets to see God's face, not even Moses without being destroyed? Epic! God also calls Moses out on breaking the first tablets that were made on Mount Sinai and makes a second set. We kind of get the impression that God is kind of acting like a single parent in which he plays multiple parenting roles for his children on earth. Whoa, deep! Also, for the record, this part of the Bible seems like total Déjà vu Groundhog day style. We've definitely heard a lot of this before but it clearly bares repeating since it's in the bible twice in Exodus.

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Bonus 040 | Episode 40

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

That last episode was drama! We watch a scene from The Prince of Egypt. It's even more chaotic in this depiction. There is some high quality production value here when it comes to the breaking of the Tablets & what happens to the false calf idol. Oh Hollywood, how you are forever changing stories from their actual versions.

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040 | Exodus 30-32

Wed, 20 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

This could quite possibly be the smelliest of chapters we've read thus far. Bring on the fancy incense alter blueprints, an ancient census and anointing oil! Kudos to the written word giving very precise and detailed instructions. Let's also not forget the Sabbath! We learn that we must observe it or die. No big deal! Near the end of this chapter we learn that Moses & Yaweh both have major anger issues. The 10 Commandment Tablets finally make their appearance, but they don't last long. Lastly, Aaron gives us an excuse that rivals "the dog ate my homework" for the reason why the golden calf idol was created. Just wow!

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Bonus 039 | Episode 39

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

How crazy is priestly fashion? We chat about the comparison between todays preistly fashion and todays standard. Also what the heck are heave and wave offerings? Jase helps us understand them much better.

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039 | Exodus 28-29

Wed, 13 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We gotta say, the priests of the bible must've looked super fly! In this chapter, we learn about judgement breastplates, gemstones, gold and other priestly garment requirements. But wait, it gets better. Aaron and his sons are ordered to do some pretty disgusting things including waving ram parts in the air. Yuck! The visuals here are just too much!

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Bonus 038 | Episode 38 The Arc of the Covenant

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Where in the world is the Covenant of the Arc? We turn to the film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc and speculate about where it might be.

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038 | Exodus 25-27

Wed, 06 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Who knew Yaweh was such an interior designer? Yaweh covers some pretty weirdly designed furniture items by today's standards including The Arc of the Covenant - cue the Indiana Jones theme. Yes, the same arc that was in Indiana Jones (we'll wait while you look it up).

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Bonus 037 | Episode 37

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Today we discuss some translation errors. For example: don’t boil that child in mothers milk, but perhaps sacrifice a goat instead. At least we think that is what they meant. Also back in those days it was frowned upon to charge interest to your own people. Seems like some things were better back in the day. At least my bank account would agree.

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037 | Exodus 22-24

Wed, 30 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We hope you're ready to put on your lawschool pants, because the Bible is about to deliver some serious Ox Law. This week we read about the extensive protection of property, responsibilities as well as law, justice, mercy and the Sabbath.

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Bonus 036 | Episode 36

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Our commentary on watching the scene from the Charlton Heston version of The Ten Commandments. Slabs and fire balls, oh my!

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036 | Exodus 19-21

Wed, 23 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

This week we get to read The Ten Commandments that are given to Moses on Mount Sinai. Somehow that story seems so different from what we remember as kids!

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Bonus 035 | Episode 35

Fri, 18 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

What in the world is Manna & Hoarfrost anyway? Jase provides some answers.

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035 | Exodus 16-18

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

The saga of Moses and the Israelites continues! Seems to be a lot of murmuring going on. We get to see water pour out of a rock, we get to meet Jethro (not to be confused with the famous Tull) and Moses judges the masses.

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Bonus 034 | Episode 34 Parting the Sea

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We watched the Parting of the Red Sea scene in the Prince of Egypt AND a super interesting video comparing all the different film versions of The Parting of the Red Sea dating back over 90 years of cinematic history. Links: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avShZS2GJMc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4H5tjx2Zpg

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034 | Exodus 13-15

Wed, 09 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

This week we have another famous story of the miracles that God does for Moses and his people: The Parting of the Red Sea

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Bonus 033 | Episode 33

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

We do another Compare & Contrast of The Ten Commandments vs The Prince of Egypt Death of the First Born with scenes that delt specifically with the death of the first born.

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033 | Exodus 10-12

Wed, 02 Jan 2019 13:30:00 -0700

Just in case you still hadn't had enough plagues, Yahweh has a few left, including the biggest plague of all: Passover.

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Bonus 032 | Episode 32

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Bonus content writeup goes here.

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032 | Exodus 7-9

Wed, 19 Dec 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Moses and Aaron enact God's epic punishments on Pharaoh and the Egyptians. Boils, Flies, Frogs, Blood Rivers, and much much more!

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Bonus 031 | Episode 31

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we hang out more with Your Atheist Pastor, Luke, and talk about his evolution of reading the bible as well as the various names of God and the importance of translations in talking about the Bible.

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031 | Exodus 4-6

Wed, 12 Dec 2018 13:30:00 -0700

The burning bush is still speaking and whips out some disturbing magic tricks to prove it is Yahweh. From there, things go downhill for Moses and the Israelites.

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Bonus 030 | Episode 30

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We are off to the races with Exodus so what better way to celebrate than to watch some Prince of Egypt and The Ten Commandments together? Join us for some reminiscing and sharing of these hit films.

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030 | Exodus 1-3

Wed, 05 Dec 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we get Moses' origin story! A prince of Egypt or a hebrew rebel? Maybe this burning bush will tell us something about it.

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Bonus 029 | Episode 29

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We finally finished Genesis and decided to take some time to reflect on what we learned and what our favorite stories were.

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029 | Genesis 48-50

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Genesis ends with a lot of prophecies from Jacob, a family burial in the cave that they DEFINITELY own, and finally, the end of Joseph.

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Bonus 028 | Episode 28

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we explore a little more about Joseph's real-world timeline, his family tree, and some theories about why the Egyptians thought that shepherds were abominations.

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028 | Genesis 46-47

Wed, 21 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

After being reunited with his family, Joseph leverages the famine into a system of buying land and instating a nationwide tax. So modern!

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Bonus 027 | Episode 27

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we watch the end of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and give our final thoughts on the musical.

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027 | Genesis 43-45

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Joseph's brothers come back, bringing their youngest brother Benjamin. We finally hit the climax of the Joseph storyline!

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Bonus 026 | Episode 26

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Pharaoh has entered the building! Today we get to the big showstopping song that Jason sang as a wee highschooler in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

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026 | Genesis 41-42

Wed, 07 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Joseph finally finds someone who appreciates his dream interpretations and finds fame and fortune. Meanwhile things haven't been going so well for Jacob and Sons.

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Bonus 025 | Episode 25

Fri, 02 Nov 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We're continuing with a whirlwind tour of the zany and colorful musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. The baker and the butler are particularly memorable!

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025 | Genesis 38-40

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

With our special guest, Sethbling, we get back to the story of Joseph and his trials and tribulations as a slave and prisoner.

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Bonus 024 | Episode 24

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today Jase finally gets to start introducing Emily and Dedeker to the music of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat! They are regailed with songs and everyone loves it and definitely doesn't make fun of it at all.

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024 | Genesis 35-37

Wed, 24 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Rachel has one last son before her death, bringing the total to 12. And then we begin the story of Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors!

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Bonus 023 | Episode 23

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We decide to get into the weeds... err, roots, about mandrakes and find some surprising information that changes the story a bit!
We also discuss some of the scholarly debate about Jacob sacrificing his son, Isaac.

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023 | Genesis 32-34

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Jacob becomes a genuine wrestle-boy and is rewarded with a new name: Israel!
He reunites with his brother and sons to brutally murder and entire town, too. Great fun.

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022 | Genesis 30-31

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Rachel and Leah compete in a breeding war to see who can have more children. Meanwhile, Jacob finds a sneaky way to get Laban's goats.

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Bonus 021 | Episode 21

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Emily reads some of the King James Bible just to see how archaic and confusing it is. Dedeker drops some knowledge about the history of the KJV and Jase shares some stits and stats about who uses the version today.

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021 | Genesis 27-29

Wed, 03 Oct 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Jacob and his mom plot together to trick Isaac into blessing him instead of his brother Esau by disguising him as... a goat-man?
Jacob meets Rachel and then trades 14 years of free labor to get her. But it's ok because they throw in a bonus wife and kids with the package deal.

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Bonus 020 | Episode 20

Fri, 28 Sep 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Jase has a LOT of trivia and random information for us after this one. Sometimes we are surprised by the stuff we didn't intend to learn but we end up learning anyway.

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020 | Genesis 25-26

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Genesis: The Next Generation!
Today we move on from Abraham to his son, Isaac, including some visits to familiar places.

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Bonus 019 | Episode 19

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Isaac has a new wife but today we're going to learn a little more about the servant who found her and Rebekah's backstory.
Then we play a new game, Guess the Miracle!

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019 | Genesis 22-24

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today Abraham wins the award for best dad... NOT! Actually it's kinda scary.
And he is totally the rightful owner of a cave now. Let there be no questioning that fact!

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Bonus 018 | The Professor Brothers (Explicit)

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we are showing Emily the Professor Brothers video about Soddom and Gomorrah because she can understand bible jokes now!
This video is explicit, but so is the Bible so... listen at your own risk.

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018 | Genesis 19-21

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Fire and brimstone rain down on Soddom and Gomorrah today and it is WAY more messed up than we expected!
We also learn that Abraham and Sarah may be the first con-artist couple! #relationshipgoals

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017 | Genesis 16-18

Wed, 05 Sep 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Sarai gives her slave, Hagar, to Abram so he can have a son. An angel makes some interesting promises to Hagar about her son Ishmael and his descendants.
Oh yeah, and God decides Abram isn't a cool enough name and renames him to Abraham. Aaaand... also you gotta cut off all your foreskins...

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Bonus 016 | Where Is This Happening?

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Let's take a moment to look up some more info about where this is happening in the world.

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016 | Genesis 12-15

Wed, 29 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We're back to the breakneck speed of Genesis! Abram and Sarai go to Egypt and meet Pharoah, Lot and Abram split up their lands, Abram is a military badass and rescues Lot with his 318 trained men, and finally God makes a covenant with Abram.

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Bonus 015 | Making Sense of Job with Theologian J.D. Mechelke

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We decided to bring in an expert to see if we actually understood ANYTHING that happened in Job. J.D. once again shocks us and opens our minds to just how much more there is to learn, like the fact that Satan wasn't a single character but more of a title!

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015 | Job 40-42

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We finally reach the end of Job. God and Job both said their final words and Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar were given their instructions. And we guess it's a happy ending?

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014 | Job 38-39

Wed, 22 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

God finally speaks up and puts Job, Elihu, Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar in their place. In this penultimate episode of Job, we finally hear from God and it's... confusing.

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013 | Job 35-37

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

After SO much buildup, Elihu finally drops his transcendental wisdom on Job and friends. Elihu might even make Dedeker cry today...

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012 | Job 32-34

Wed, 15 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

A new challenger, Elihu, shows up out of nowhere and is "full of words." He keeps threatening to drop some wisdom on everyone but will he actually deliver on the promise?

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011 | Job 29-31

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today is the end of Job's speeches and he goes out with a bang! He earns his title Job Fangbreaker, teaches us our favorite new sexual euphemism, and talks himself up to no end.

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010 | Job 24-28

Wed, 08 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Job finally tells us what wisdom is. And they talk a lot about orphans and widows... and worms...

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009 | Job 21-23

Sun, 05 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Round three... Fight!
Actually, Job and his friends seem to be less angry this time around as we continue their debate about the nature of God.

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008 | Job 17-20

Wed, 01 Aug 2018 13:30:00 -0700

As if things weren't bad enough in Job's life, it seems like his relationship with his friends is starting to reach a breaking point. Or is it? (Also, Bildad tells some good ghost stories!)

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007 | Job 14-16

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We start the next round of Job's friends exchanging insults by creating the Job Drinking Game!

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006 | Job 10-13

Wed, 25 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Finally, Zophar gets a word in edgewise and dishes out some harsh dunks on ol' Job. Job, not to be outdone, has some comebacks of his own.

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Bonus 005 | Talkin' Catholicism with Cooper

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

In this bonus, we continue our conversation with Cooper, asking him to give Emily some more background on Catholicism, since Dedeker and Jase were raised protestant and only have that experience. We also go into more depth about different translations of the Bible.

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005 | Job 6-9

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we are joined by guest reader Cooper S. Beckett as we continue with Job's friend Bildad giving his advice.
There is a lot of sassing back and forth that starting to come out between these friends.

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004 | Job 1-5

Wed, 18 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we leave Genesis to begin reading the book of Job, including his losses and the advice he gets from Eliphaz.

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Bonus 003 | Exploring Genesis with theologian J.D. Mechelke

Tue, 17 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we are joined by special guest theologian and systematist, J.D. Mechelke, who blew our minds with all sorts of insights and new ways of looking at the book of Genesis. Little Dedeker's evangelical childhood is retroactively torn apart and we all come away with a new appreciation for how differently this book can be understood.

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003 | Genesis 8-11

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Today we finish the primeval history section of Genesis. The end of Noah's Ark, the cursing of Canaan, and learning about the lineage of Abraham.

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002 | Genesis 4-7

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

We continue the primeval history section of Genesis, reading about Cain and Abel and the beginning of the story of Noah's Ark.

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Bonus 001 | More Fun With Your Hosts

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

In this first bonus episode, we are releasing some extra recordings that didn't make it into the first episode. We answer more of Emily's questions about different denominations, talk more about how we want to read the Bible, and we even include some fun outtakes.

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001 | Genesis 1-3

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Day 1 of Drunk Bible Study begins with the creation story from the beginning of Genesis.

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000 | Drunk Bible Study Preview

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 13:30:00 -0700

Learn what Drunk Bible Study is all about and see if it might be a show you would enjoy!