<![CDATA[Dude, We’re Getting Canceled!]]>e483aced-0fd8-5eeb-a64e-fc6c1de7c486Wed, 14 Oct 2026 02:45:00 +0000Captivate.fmGhost Joehttps://artwork.captivate.fm/57da5043-45de-4473-86db-b944010406c9/resized-dwgc.jpgDude, We’re Getting Canceled!Ghost JoeGhost JoeTwo friends talk about everything from movies to mud puppies, and everything in between!https://dude-were-getting.captivate.fmtrueepisodicnopodcastSissyWoodSissyWoodIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken dive headfirst into the latest rock star drama, what Hollywood sissies we are going to beat-up, the horror movies that keep us up at night, and the return of our revamped paranormal podcast.

Expect plenty of opinions, questionable takes, inappropriate jokes, and the kind of conversations that could probably get us cancelled all over again.

And that's just the beginning.

Rock stars. Hollywood. Horror. Paranormal. Chaos.

Joe and Ken cover it all — and, as always, probably say a few things they shouldn't.

Tune in, buckle up, and Dude... We're Getting Cancelled.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken dive headfirst into the latest rock star drama, what Hollywood sissies we are going to beat-up, the horror movies that keep us up at night, and the return of our revamped paranormal podcast.

Expect plenty of opinions, questionable takes, inappropriate jokes, and the kind of conversations that could probably get us cancelled all over again.

And that's just the beginning.

Rock stars. Hollywood. Horror. Paranormal. Chaos.

Joe and Ken cover it all — and, as always, probably say a few things they shouldn't.

Tune in, buckle up, and Dude... We're Getting Cancelled.

]]>aa1a9f93-e529-4750-8b65-e3ea81868a60Wed, 23 Sep 2026 16:00:00 -040001:18:21truefull110101The FallbacksThe FallbacksIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, we find out that Joe was a STUD football player back in the day — and a surprisingly lousy horror movie fan. Ken airs his sports gripes, and the guys debate whether Joe could take a transitioned male athlete in any sports competition. And much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, we find out that Joe was a STUD football player back in the day — and a surprisingly lousy horror movie fan. Ken airs his sports gripes, and the guys debate whether Joe could take a transitioned male athlete in any sports competition. And much, much more.

]]>9dcb4ab6-0ab6-4324-9817-fa0e322a748bWed, 16 Sep 2026 16:00:00 -040001:14:13truefull1991Dude, We're Getting SeriousDude, We're Getting SeriousIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe actually has rants! The guys swap vacation stories, Joe fires off another strongly worded Karen email, and they finally reveal their celebrity crushes — spoiler alert, it gets extra hairy. And much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe actually has rants! The guys swap vacation stories, Joe fires off another strongly worded Karen email, and they finally reveal their celebrity crushes — spoiler alert, it gets extra hairy. And much, much more.

]]>29407f39-82a6-43d1-a229-601c214d004eWed, 09 Sep 2026 16:00:00 -040001:23:50truefull1881Joe's Tire ShopJoe's Tire ShopIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken discuss Joe's previous employment follies — including a stint as a tire tech(??), why little people and gnomes are both terrifying and eerily similar, and whether Ken's officially gone redneck now that he's got a trailer hitch. Plus, Joe's daughters crash the podcast with a sleepover in full swing. And much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken discuss Joe's previous employment follies — including a stint as a tire tech(??), why little people and gnomes are both terrifying and eerily similar, and whether Ken's officially gone redneck now that he's got a trailer hitch. Plus, Joe's daughters crash the podcast with a sleepover in full swing. And much, much more.

]]>61f91500-b30e-4302-9da0-5e37114ff69dWed, 02 Sep 2026 16:00:00 -040053:09truefull1771Grandma PantsGrandma PantsIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe spills the beans about grandma's in his pants, and horror movies. Ken sounds off on white women ruining sports teams (among other things), and the two dive into funeral songs. Plus much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe spills the beans about grandma's in his pants, and horror movies. Ken sounds off on white women ruining sports teams (among other things), and the two dive into funeral songs. Plus much, much more.

]]>49c4c5b9-378b-40dc-bae3-9d8a02bdd943Wed, 26 Aug 2026 16:00:00 -040001:13:16truefull1661Dream WarriorsDream WarriorsIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken get into their dreams — Ken's dream is shockingly modest (just one decent pizza joint in South Carolina), while Joe's is... a bit more haunted (we're talking full possession). Plus UFO researchers going missing, Joe's triumphant 50lb bench press, and much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken get into their dreams — Ken's dream is shockingly modest (just one decent pizza joint in South Carolina), while Joe's is... a bit more haunted (we're talking full possession). Plus UFO researchers going missing, Joe's triumphant 50lb bench press, and much, much more.

]]>287ea562-88ab-4024-92c4-caf1001ca290Wed, 19 Aug 2026 16:00:00 -040001:06:19truefull1551Book SquirmsBook SquirmsIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken take on young guys foolish enough to bet against the old fellas, out Joe as a full-blown Lady Gaga fanboy, and swap stories on surgery blunders and the universal struggle of having to take a dump in bookstores. Plus much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken take on young guys foolish enough to bet against the old fellas, out Joe as a full-blown Lady Gaga fanboy, and swap stories on surgery blunders and the universal struggle of having to take a dump in bookstores. Plus much, much more.

]]>08ea6217-49e5-4b54-b34a-a57160f3aec1Wed, 12 Aug 2026 16:00:00 -040056:19truefull1441Something FishySomething FishyIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Ken and Joe drag their old man bodies back to the gym, settle once and for all whether knee-high socks are acceptable anywhere (spoiler: they're not), and dive into Ken's many bathroom misadventures — it gets fishy. Plus much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Ken and Joe drag their old man bodies back to the gym, settle once and for all whether knee-high socks are acceptable anywhere (spoiler: they're not), and dive into Ken's many bathroom misadventures — it gets fishy. Plus much, much more.

]]>ef3252fa-f9ce-469e-93fa-75215ebf110bWed, 05 Aug 2026 16:00:00 -040001:21:21truefull1331Everybody Wing Chun TonightEverybody Wing Chun TonightIn this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken break down Joe's "prolific" martial arts career (and whether he could actually take Ronda Rousey in the octagon), talk about who the new Don King is, and settle the age-old question of whether John Lennon was gay... after he died. Plus much, much more.

]]>In this episode of Dude We're Getting Cancelled, Joe and Ken break down Joe's "prolific" martial arts career (and whether he could actually take Ronda Rousey in the octagon), talk about who the new Don King is, and settle the age-old question of whether John Lennon was gay... after he died. Plus much, much more.

]]>8212141f-41fc-4bcb-8a80-470d17664a66Wed, 05 Aug 2026 16:00:00 -040001:09:47truefull1221Just Say Gnome P*rn!Just Say Gnome P*rn!On this premiere episode, Ken and Joe immediately try to get canceled by talking about a hot topic issue plaguing the country….Gnome Porn! Stay Tuned…or don’t. We don’t care.

]]>On this premiere episode, Ken and Joe immediately try to get canceled by talking about a hot topic issue plaguing the country….Gnome Porn! Stay Tuned…or don’t. We don’t care.

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