<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/expertease/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy]]></title><podcast:guid>2e343123-fcd4-5be6-8ede-700c259a405b</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2026 20:27:44 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2026 Clare Sera, Danno Sullivan]]></copyright><managingEditor>Clare Sera, Danno Sullivan</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Probing the depth and dumbth of topics so un-interesting, we can only change the subject almost immediately. Expert comedy writer, Clare Sera, and expert comedy writer, Danno Sullivan, bring their expertise to other, unrelated expertises.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png</url><title>Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy</title><link><![CDATA[https://www.funnypodcast.co/]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Clare Sera, Danno Sullivan</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Clare Sera, Danno Sullivan</itunes:author><description>Probing the depth and dumbth of topics so un-interesting, we can only change the subject almost immediately. 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Plus beef-back bacon.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sci-fi's most iconic sound effect. Repeated over and over. Without using an actual theremin. Plus beef-back bacon.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-spooky-theramin-sound-effects-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">916877dd-5164-4143-bb6d-19ea93812e44</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8030732d-7415-4a61-8d07-6cca6f5dc437/Theramin.mp3" length="14763383" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The CROQUET IS OK Expertease</title><itunes:title>The CROQUET IS OK Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Croquet is OK!</p><p>Experts Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan lay all their cards on the croquet table to live out their own kind of hoop dreams.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Croquet is OK!</p><p>Experts Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan lay all their cards on the croquet table to live out their own kind of hoop dreams.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-croquet-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1b0fd077-8c5f-44a2-a7b4-22f8de065a41</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/01383f78-9e95-4294-b23a-74b6610ba72e/Croquet.mp3" length="13834644" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Viscious sport? Childhood game? Or our one great hope for world peace?</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The “HOW to HAVE a ROAD NAMED AFTER YOU” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “HOW to HAVE a ROAD NAMED AFTER YOU” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The highway of life is much like the actual highway, in that they're both highways. Just pull to the side for safety.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The highway of life is much like the actual highway, in that they're both highways. Just pull to the side for safety.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-how-to-have-a-road-named-after-you-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7bf97d00-6c03-4139-bb02-05340cb737ca</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/34e8cc80-1a7d-467d-967b-5fddfbdb68d3/SIGNS.mp3" length="12673557" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>60</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “Ice Cream Truck Races” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Ice Cream Truck Races” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What goes 150 miles per hour but stays at 32 degrees farenheit?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What goes 150 miles per hour but stays at 32 degrees farenheit?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-ice-cream-truck-races-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">64336fe8-6232-4760-aed0-f451be4bde07</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9112f958-b166-41da-9226-5dc5dbd6b7fd/ice-20cream-20trucks.mp3" length="9980363" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “Auntie Clare’s Happy Home Magazine” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Auntie Clare’s Happy Home Magazine” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We may not have much, but we have our homes. No. No. In this case, we don't really.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hostx are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera, in that order.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We may not have much, but we have our homes. No. No. In this case, we don't really.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hostx are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera, in that order.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-auntie-clares-happy-home-magazine-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0766e779-7508-4771-982f-1cae5403fb82</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2026 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/05bfa77d-dbf0-4e5c-a060-12ebf9da934e/Auntie-Clare-shortened.mp3" length="12999458" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>87</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The &quot;FAMILY SNAPSHOTS&quot; Expertease</title><itunes:title>The &quot;FAMILY SNAPSHOTS&quot; Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In which the phooootographs reveal a little more then intended.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In which the phooootographs reveal a little more then intended.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-family-snapshots-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8a777700-11dc-4e2c-a147-e1a4bf3c7a83</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2026 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e6e3ee24-9b6f-47b0-a8f8-4757bf864b1e/Paul-Simon-Photography-Club.mp3" length="12399430" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>85</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “Perfect Cup of Coffee” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Perfect Cup of Coffee” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hand-made, mouth-chewed, pipin’ hot!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hand-made, mouth-chewed, pipin’ hot!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-perfect-cup-of-coffee-exerptease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b1d8c9d1-5126-4edd-8b1a-cebf2bb7bed9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7aac2480-6081-4d3e-a57f-a01748efc2b9/Coffee-20Bean-20Blaster-20DANNO-multi-20euphonic.mp3" length="11319261" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>68</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Can we hot up your cup for you, hon?</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The “ENGLISH AS A SECOND LRANGUGE” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “ENGLISH AS A SECOND LRANGUGE” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-english-as-a-second-lranguge-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b82a5378-34e1-4b8e-b46e-ddbe16240e41</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/494d471a-4ff4-4259-83be-bb10c1f37733/English-as-2nd-Language-auphonic.mp3" length="8445494" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>104</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “Baby Elephant” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Baby Elephant” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-im-brawny-underneath-dont-you-find-me-titillating-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e6116408-eed7-422b-954e-6559c2631291</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f4ac918b-4cb9-4b7c-a60d-21bbccb48bf9/Elephants.mp3" length="10800149" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>67</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The “PARADE DAY!” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “PARADE DAY!” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-parade-day-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fd65f1e8-00b9-40e0-8f5e-7b6bfdfcd6eb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2025 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/544148ef-e6c6-4d14-9c0f-d4f6683a7832/Office-Hours-Parade-Day.mp3" length="6721195" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>102</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “GETTING STARTED WITH WOODWORKING” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “GETTING STARTED WITH WOODWORKING” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-getting-started-with-woodworking-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">384480de-1472-4396-af01-7252424b6002</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/96870ba6-6c93-4778-8273-8bb81bf3fb6f/Woodworking.mp3" length="11182591" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>98</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “CANNON SAFETY” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “CANNON SAFETY” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>[00:01:21] Local cannon polishing ceremony. </p><p>[00:04:13] Cannon polishing techniques. </p><p>[00:08:55] Patriotic performance by Lindsay and Woolsey. </p><p>[00:10:51] Tour group narrowly avoids cannonball.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>[00:01:21] Local cannon polishing ceremony. </p><p>[00:04:13] Cannon polishing techniques. </p><p>[00:08:55] Patriotic performance by Lindsay and Woolsey. </p><p>[00:10:51] Tour group narrowly avoids cannonball.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-cannon-safety-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d80645a0-3638-4b78-93bd-de6fa1109934</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 05 Oct 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d1227073-a2e4-4c1a-9294-fe9071a6ad7a/cannon-polishing-CLARE-ONLY-auphonic.mp3" length="11593901" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>88</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “DOPPELGANGER” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “DOPPELGANGER” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-doppelganger-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e1d95da9-05fe-40e3-adb6-5887229eac23</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e1ee728f-5b22-465e-98f0-0aa8c23a59a5/Doppelganger.mp3" length="10118418" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>75</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Meet the Churchgoers</title><itunes:title>Meet the Churchgoers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Claire Serie and Dano, partners at the offices of expertise, engage in a lively and humorous conversation that revolves around their unique scheduling challenges and a new office hire. Dano has inadvertently been using a Chinese New Year calendar, which has thrown off their schedules, while Claire introduces Rachel Churchenhauser, their newly hired office manager and scheduler. Rachel, who comes with noble lineage and a penchant for punctuality akin to a German train system, promises to streamline their operations. Amidst their banter, Claire and Dano discuss the idiosyncrasies of their personal lives, touching on Claire's DUI past and Dano's gambling habits, and how these quirks intersect with their work environment. They also reflect nostalgically on their mutual past connections with the Churchgoer family, humorously considering how such interactions might have originally informed the concept of time. As they plan their next meeting, they decide to align it with the natural rhythms of their world, like the sighting of the Churchgoers, suggesting a lighthearted approach to managing their chaotic office life.</p><p>The partners of the Expertise podcast, Claire and Dano, embark on a whimsical discussion that blends personal revelations with business strategies. They explore their unconventional office culture, marked by Claire's drinking boundaries and Dano's gambling limits, and how these personal quirks impact their professional lives. The introduction of Rachel Churchenhauser as a new office manager adds a layer of intrigue and potential order to their chaotic environment. Their dialogue is peppered with cultural references and humorous exchanges, reflecting their open-minded approach to diversity and their reliance on unique organizational tools like bingo cards. The episode captures the essence of their partnership, highlighting both the challenges and the joys of working together.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> Dano and Claire discuss cultural diversity and inclusion at their office, humorously referring to it as 'offices of DEI.' </li><li> Claire has hired a new office manager named Rachel Churchenhauser to help organize and revamp their systems. </li><li> The conversation reveals Claire's past DUI incident and how it has become a running joke between her and Dano. </li><li> The duo often humorously digress into personal anecdotes, such as Dano's gambling and Claire's crush on Johnny Churchgoer. </li><li> They use unconventional methods like bingo cards and Chinese calendars to keep track of their schedules, adding comedic confusion to the mix. </li><li> The episode humorously portrays the chaotic yet endearing nature of Dano and Claire's partnership in managing the podcast. </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Claire Serie and Dano, partners at the offices of expertise, engage in a lively and humorous conversation that revolves around their unique scheduling challenges and a new office hire. Dano has inadvertently been using a Chinese New Year calendar, which has thrown off their schedules, while Claire introduces Rachel Churchenhauser, their newly hired office manager and scheduler. Rachel, who comes with noble lineage and a penchant for punctuality akin to a German train system, promises to streamline their operations. Amidst their banter, Claire and Dano discuss the idiosyncrasies of their personal lives, touching on Claire's DUI past and Dano's gambling habits, and how these quirks intersect with their work environment. They also reflect nostalgically on their mutual past connections with the Churchgoer family, humorously considering how such interactions might have originally informed the concept of time. As they plan their next meeting, they decide to align it with the natural rhythms of their world, like the sighting of the Churchgoers, suggesting a lighthearted approach to managing their chaotic office life.</p><p>The partners of the Expertise podcast, Claire and Dano, embark on a whimsical discussion that blends personal revelations with business strategies. They explore their unconventional office culture, marked by Claire's drinking boundaries and Dano's gambling limits, and how these personal quirks impact their professional lives. The introduction of Rachel Churchenhauser as a new office manager adds a layer of intrigue and potential order to their chaotic environment. Their dialogue is peppered with cultural references and humorous exchanges, reflecting their open-minded approach to diversity and their reliance on unique organizational tools like bingo cards. The episode captures the essence of their partnership, highlighting both the challenges and the joys of working together.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> Dano and Claire discuss cultural diversity and inclusion at their office, humorously referring to it as 'offices of DEI.' </li><li> Claire has hired a new office manager named Rachel Churchenhauser to help organize and revamp their systems. </li><li> The conversation reveals Claire's past DUI incident and how it has become a running joke between her and Dano. </li><li> The duo often humorously digress into personal anecdotes, such as Dano's gambling and Claire's crush on Johnny Churchgoer. </li><li> They use unconventional methods like bingo cards and Chinese calendars to keep track of their schedules, adding comedic confusion to the mix. </li><li> The episode humorously portrays the chaotic yet endearing nature of Dano and Claire's partnership in managing the podcast. </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/meet-the-churchgoers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1d9eeb14-55d5-42e3-b173-5ad8c310d154</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 24 Aug 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4a45e11b-312c-414e-a89a-0902d53848b5/chinese-calendar-johnny-churchgoer.mp3" length="6743025" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>115</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/d71db1f6-469c-456d-a303-abf779d8dde3/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/d71db1f6-469c-456d-a303-abf779d8dde3/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/d71db1f6-469c-456d-a303-abf779d8dde3/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-4a45e11b-312c-414e-a89a-0902d53848b5.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>The “ALL ABOUT KNITTING” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “ALL ABOUT KNITTING” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p><br></p><p>Clare Sera, a master knitter, joins Danno Sullivan on "Expertease" to delve into the unusual and entertaining world of knitting for global and community causes. Clare's passion for knitting transcends the traditional, as she discusses her initiative to create Afghans that symbolize and facilitate the hope of helping people in Afghanistan. This leads to a series of tongue-in-cheek discussions about the effectiveness and sincerity of such charitable efforts, touching on themes of idealism and practicality.</p><p><br></p><p>The episode explores Clare's broader vision of using knitting to address social and environmental challenges, proposing innovative yet whimsical solutions like knitted solar panels and a world where everyday objects are transformed by the touch of yarn. In a segment that highlights the humorous rivalry within the needlecraft community, Clare's disdain for crochet becomes evident, yet it serves as a backdrop for discussing the unifying power of crafts and creativity.</p><p><br></p><p>As the episode unfolds, the arrival of Mother Ann Lee introduces a new dynamic, with her silent protest against double-needle knitting and her personal history adding layers of comedy and conflict. The podcast weaves together humor, expert knowledge, and a touch of the absurd to create an engaging narrative that celebrates the potential of knitting to foster connection and innovation. "Expertease" captures the essence of expert dialogue with a comedic twist, leaving listeners both amused and inspired by the possibilities of creativity in unexpected places.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> The podcast "Expertease" features an interview with expert knitter Clare Sera, discussing her creative and charitable knitting projects. </li><li> Clare Sera has written a book titled "Afghans for Afghans" and discusses the unique concept of exchanging Afghans for people from Afghanistan. </li><li> The discussion covers Clare's innovative knitting projects, such as knitting solar panels and exploring the idea of knit cars and offices. </li><li> Clare's charitable endeavors include knitting for unwed mothers and exploring unconventional ways to support the homeless. </li><li> The episode includes humorous exchanges about the rivalry between knitters and crocheters, highlighting the lighter side of craft culture. </li><li> Clare Sera emphasizes the importance of knitting as a communal and positive force, suggesting a world softened by knitted creations. </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p><br></p><p>Clare Sera, a master knitter, joins Danno Sullivan on "Expertease" to delve into the unusual and entertaining world of knitting for global and community causes. Clare's passion for knitting transcends the traditional, as she discusses her initiative to create Afghans that symbolize and facilitate the hope of helping people in Afghanistan. This leads to a series of tongue-in-cheek discussions about the effectiveness and sincerity of such charitable efforts, touching on themes of idealism and practicality.</p><p><br></p><p>The episode explores Clare's broader vision of using knitting to address social and environmental challenges, proposing innovative yet whimsical solutions like knitted solar panels and a world where everyday objects are transformed by the touch of yarn. In a segment that highlights the humorous rivalry within the needlecraft community, Clare's disdain for crochet becomes evident, yet it serves as a backdrop for discussing the unifying power of crafts and creativity.</p><p><br></p><p>As the episode unfolds, the arrival of Mother Ann Lee introduces a new dynamic, with her silent protest against double-needle knitting and her personal history adding layers of comedy and conflict. The podcast weaves together humor, expert knowledge, and a touch of the absurd to create an engaging narrative that celebrates the potential of knitting to foster connection and innovation. "Expertease" captures the essence of expert dialogue with a comedic twist, leaving listeners both amused and inspired by the possibilities of creativity in unexpected places.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> The podcast "Expertease" features an interview with expert knitter Clare Sera, discussing her creative and charitable knitting projects. </li><li> Clare Sera has written a book titled "Afghans for Afghans" and discusses the unique concept of exchanging Afghans for people from Afghanistan. </li><li> The discussion covers Clare's innovative knitting projects, such as knitting solar panels and exploring the idea of knit cars and offices. </li><li> Clare's charitable endeavors include knitting for unwed mothers and exploring unconventional ways to support the homeless. </li><li> The episode includes humorous exchanges about the rivalry between knitters and crocheters, highlighting the lighter side of craft culture. </li><li> Clare Sera emphasizes the importance of knitting as a communal and positive force, suggesting a world softened by knitted creations. </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-all-about-knitting-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cecbf940-17e9-46aa-8669-5cbe641c9595</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 17 Aug 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a1742417-b3b9-4b84-b9d4-117beaf4755e/knitting-expertease.mp3" length="9351091" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>114</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/82dda7ab-2a05-4a17-9cef-ca4b8178b66d/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/82dda7ab-2a05-4a17-9cef-ca4b8178b66d/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/82dda7ab-2a05-4a17-9cef-ca4b8178b66d/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-a1742417-b3b9-4b84-b9d4-117beaf4755e.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Dotty and Doughy -- The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY Expertease</title><itunes:title>Dotty and Doughy -- The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>WHACK. COOK. EAT.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHACK. COOK. EAT.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/doughboy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">408c4939-5471-490a-8b7e-9251bbd7cb55</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 10 Aug 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1892ac3d-32ff-479d-b87e-77d02232d4c9/doughboy.mp3" length="13297169" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>113</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-1892ac3d-32ff-479d-b87e-77d02232d4c9.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>ExperTeam versus Communism!</title><itunes:title>ExperTeam versus Communism!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Is Danno’s old phone still bugged by the Communists?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>And our communist, <a href="http://erinashsullivan.com/music/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Erin Ash Sullivan</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Danno’s old phone still bugged by the Communists?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>And our communist, <a href="http://erinashsullivan.com/music/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Erin Ash Sullivan</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/expertease-versus-communism]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8e9fb3b9-c7de-4876-9fda-7206184e10d1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 07 Aug 2024 06:45:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ccb114b5-1481-4933-aadf-579a72cecb29/telephone-20operator.mp3" length="9224452" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/a0857a28-6e90-4993-829b-a3df1caed4ff/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The “Catchphrases and Figures of Speech” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Catchphrases and Figures of Speech” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-whale-of-a-time-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f86c91d7-8999-40d8-b85a-246faf9378c5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jul 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dc424269-c062-4986-a80c-ca4560e97b43/WHALE-of-a-TIME-shortened.mp3" length="11522396" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>112</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “Call 911 -- I’ve Got Pete in My Motatoes!”</title><itunes:title>The “Call 911 -- I’ve Got Pete in My Motatoes!”</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/mayor-pete]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ba5455fc-9ffe-416a-8738-83d351db5d77</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jul 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f7da1c55-b5f6-47ee-8028-e07f28452429/mayor-pete.mp3" length="14998508" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>111</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season></item><item><title>Tightening Up Security at the ExperTease Offices</title><itunes:title>Tightening Up Security at the ExperTease Offices</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/security]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4b86b0a0-2645-46c7-a5ca-54eb9cbfac10</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/91c54860-6c44-4eb4-bced-e4140dd5ac18/Little-Richard-office-hours.mp3" length="7548428" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The TOASTMASTERS Expertease</title><itunes:title>The TOASTMASTERS Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/toastmasters]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b5b2a36f-a2f9-4a13-bb9b-a5cfbb29665a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4c6ca085-6600-49b7-940b-2d7441790698/KMlm-FGbRiMNz9M75YvUGrvm.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2024 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/883bd51f-e96a-415d-b313-857653c3c262/Toastmasters.mp3" length="13902585" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “National Snowstorm at Witch Island” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “National Snowstorm at Witch Island” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Or, the “Dan Harmonizing” episode.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sear.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>uEhwdXQuz2RUYDgxyM9M</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or, the “Dan Harmonizing” episode.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sear.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. 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We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>Handy links to your Expertease Players:</p><p>Danno Sullivan </p><ul><li><a href="https://playitdailyukulele.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Play It Daily Ukulele</a></li><li>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/SullivanDanno" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@sullivandanno.com</a></li></ul><br/><p>Kelly&nbsp;Bashar</p><ul><li>Twitter&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/KellyBashar/followers?refsrc=email" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@kellybashar</a></li><li>Instagram&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/</a></li><li>IMDB Profile: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390223/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">IMDB</a></li></ul><br/><p>Clare Sera</p><ul><li>Twitter: <a href="https://claresera/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@claresera</a></li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your board of directors have been: Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>Handy links to your Expertease Players:</p><p>Danno Sullivan </p><ul><li><a href="https://playitdailyukulele.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Play It Daily Ukulele</a></li><li>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/SullivanDanno" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@sullivandanno.com</a></li></ul><br/><p>Kelly&nbsp;Bashar</p><ul><li>Twitter&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/KellyBashar/followers?refsrc=email" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@kellybashar</a></li><li>Instagram&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/</a></li><li>IMDB Profile: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390223/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">IMDB</a></li></ul><br/><p>Clare Sera</p><ul><li>Twitter: <a href="https://claresera/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@claresera</a></li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-are-you-bored-of-directors-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">044c6677-6abc-4e42-9afd-b66a3bbf7ea8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6cbfa516-fc8c-49a1-a488-f9fccb680a47/GANG-board-of-directors-meeting.mp3" length="6124047" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>06:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “Murder of Emily Horehound, by Agatha Christie” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Murder of Emily Horehound, by Agatha Christie” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-murder-of-emily-horehound-by-agatha-christie-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8bae2367-f1de-4b00-8c65-8e597ee98ad3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/133ff216-3c2f-4f62-8de2-c208935f56b7/the-murder-of-emily-horehound-by-agatha-christie-converted.mp3" length="17810952" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>109</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7bc875ff-e4fb-4624-9d4d-9817af2b4c99/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7bc875ff-e4fb-4624-9d4d-9817af2b4c99/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7bc875ff-e4fb-4624-9d4d-9817af2b4c99/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The “NOT EXPERTEASE, BUT ‘BEHIND THE PODCAST’” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “NOT EXPERTEASE, BUT ‘BEHIND THE PODCAST’” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>“Behind the Podcast” features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.</p><p>Your Expertise hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>Handy links to your Expertease Players:</p><p>Danno Sullivan </p><ul><li><a href="https://playitdailyukulele.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Play It Daily Ukulele</a></li><li>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/SullivanDanno" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@sullivandanno.com</a></li></ul><br/><p>Kelly&nbsp;Bashar</p><ul><li>Twitter&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/KellyBashar/followers?refsrc=email" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@kellybashar</a></li><li>Instagram&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/</a></li><li>IMDB Profile: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390223/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">IMDB</a></li></ul><br/><p>Clare Sera</p><ul><li>Twitter: <a href="https://@claresera" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@claresera</a></li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>“Behind the Podcast” features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.</p><p>Your Expertise hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>Handy links to your Expertease Players:</p><p>Danno Sullivan </p><ul><li><a href="https://playitdailyukulele.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Play It Daily Ukulele</a></li><li>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/SullivanDanno" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@sullivandanno.com</a></li></ul><br/><p>Kelly&nbsp;Bashar</p><ul><li>Twitter&nbsp;<a href="https://twitter.com/KellyBashar/followers?refsrc=email" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@kellybashar</a></li><li>Instagram&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/kellybashar/</a></li><li>IMDB Profile: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0390223/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">IMDB</a></li></ul><br/><p>Clare Sera</p><ul><li>Twitter: <a href="https://@claresera" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@claresera</a></li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-not-expertease-but-behind-the-podcast-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2423b3b2-9da0-428f-bbb4-91456092aeef</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 06 Apr 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2b7589c4-83a5-4a49-ba21-d2ad02d22362/GANG-behind-the-podcast.mp3" length="8409853" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>108</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “KING TUT” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “KING TUT” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>PHARAOH vs. FARRO</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>JTHfmAbenhoIFEBblFlG</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PHARAOH vs. FARRO</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>JTHfmAbenhoIFEBblFlG</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-king-tut-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">46b063a9-1768-4103-81d1-2cd210d7801f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5ecc6d17-47ba-4d78-88c6-06a09fd47a09/King-Tut-shortened.mp3" length="11667175" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>70</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>PHARAOH vs. FARRO</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The “Emily Horehound” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Emily Horehound” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-new-hat-check-girl-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e094ae79-b90f-42df-9aea-62a199abe251</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 23 Mar 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/abddff41-f7a2-4b0f-b79e-a51bc22dc672/Emily-Horehound-II-Moon-River.mp3" length="8699497" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>107</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The New Hat Check Girl at Expertease Offices</title><itunes:title>The New Hat Check Girl at Expertease Offices</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-new-hat-check-girl-at-expertease-offices]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9d15274b-8dde-485d-8695-ce03f8ad7768</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b0393caf-d889-4e64-aa24-f86f2311a0b9/danno-likes-emily-horehound.mp3" length="5462400" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>05:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “Scurvy Ridden Scanty Dancers” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Scurvy Ridden Scanty Dancers” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Don't get your hopes up, perv.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>You charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don't get your hopes up, perv.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>You charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-scanty-panties-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d5196997-513a-488b-8aa9-5551fa1ce28e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d4a145a2-6721-407e-90ab-76e94cb68e8c/Scanty-panties-diner-auphonic.mp3" length="11594282" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>106</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Granola Bar Spreadsheet - behind the scenes with the ExperTeam</title><itunes:title>The Granola Bar Spreadsheet - behind the scenes with the ExperTeam</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is the content of snip 1. 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I believe the intent is have easily updateable text across multiple episodes.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-granola-bar-spreadsheet-behind-the-scenes-with-the-experteam]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6610b64e-dd87-43d6-9452-2e12bc03df64</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bc95fb32-9249-4fa3-8e51-5b34dc48e1c9/nap-walking-clare-s-granola-bar-thighs.mp3" length="7397128" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>“Clare’s Hydraulic Telephone” Expertease</title><itunes:title>“Clare’s Hydraulic Telephone” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>No relation to Ned's Atomic Dustbin.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No relation to Ned's Atomic Dustbin.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-power-to-the-people-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2ec501af-68da-4746-8bcb-2acb58d57116</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/12fdc395-b178-42d2-88b2-b7fdac831dbe/Firing-Chris-Pine.mp3" length="8717885" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>105</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>BONUS-SODE: Encylopedia Experteasia???</title><itunes:title>BONUS-SODE: Encylopedia Experteasia???</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The ExperTeam overcomes a personal crisis while creating an existential one.</p><p>After an extended break from recording, the Team is just barely able to record. Fortunately, in some layers of the multiverse, this problem has already been solved.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ExperTeam overcomes a personal crisis while creating an existential one.</p><p>After an extended break from recording, the Team is just barely able to record. Fortunately, in some layers of the multiverse, this problem has already been solved.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/bonus-sode-encylopedia-experteasia]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bb74e1e6-2472-43b5-a9d9-00844b3c85e3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2024 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0a9519a6-2510-4fd0-bd7e-478397ab3ddd/mulitplex-auphonic.mp3" length="6739125" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/9907fb67-442e-4e90-be4a-aeb3150f7ebd/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The “HOW to WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “HOW to WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's all about ME! Me, me, me!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's all about ME! Me, me, me!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-autobiography-of-a-podcaster-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ce6beda0-bf63-4e24-8a08-1a1e9c2d10ef</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2024 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/25abd74d-2825-4907-ab48-741ab756a3f3/Autobiography-auphonic.mp3" length="7855191" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>103</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “RED-HOT JAZZ SCENE of the 1920s” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “RED-HOT JAZZ SCENE of the 1920s” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Giving the ol' 1-2 to the 1-2-3-4.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Giving the ol' 1-2 to the 1-2-3-4.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-red-hot-jazz-scene-of-the-1920s-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">670b34bc-8355-4c05-955f-e09123740186</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1d0a0231-3e48-4b52-9c86-7798097d98f3/Red-Hot-Jazz-of-the-1920s-auphonic.mp3" length="13990097" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>16:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>101</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “HANDWRITING ANALYSIS” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “HANDWRITING ANALYSIS” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Putting the PEN, the MAN, and the SHIP in PENMANSHIP.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Putting the PEN, the MAN, and the SHIP in PENMANSHIP.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-handwriting-analysis-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6afa6218-bd56-417f-a727-abdbe3327b65</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/152f4630-16a2-43d2-ab73-9cdbb7ddeb17/Handwriting-Analysis-DANNO-auphonic.mp3" length="12898419" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>100</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The SKYDIVING COWS Expertease</title><itunes:title>The SKYDIVING COWS Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Parachute safety tips.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Parachute safety tips.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-stunt-doubles-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aaaf75ae-1f75-4c34-9737-977aba4ff8b4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0f748cd2-fa1f-482c-9ce9-36647d7d4c97/Parachutes.mp3" length="14007774" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>99</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>The  “New, Mellow Season 2” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The  “New, Mellow Season 2” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>After the energy of Season 1, Season 2 is so mellow, I'm literally falling asleep as i typpsss zzzzzz</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After the energy of Season 1, Season 2 is so mellow, I'm literally falling asleep as i typpsss zzzzzz</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-new-mellow-season-2-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c0a7626c-cc1d-4911-806b-6fc0a0840cbb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fef53cf7-8dfd-40de-be28-f93de5cfd84f/New-mellow-season-2-quieter.mp3" length="9746486" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>97</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “DEARLY DEPARTED” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “DEARLY DEPARTED” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're putting the FUN in funeral!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're putting the FUN in funeral!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-dearly-departed-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7b5fa791-ae3e-4ca8-bcc2-8e531072fc04</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6b43faa4-ad19-4fbf-81ff-7f78768dfbac/funeral-fun.mp3" length="14519111" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>95</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/48b6f78b-e87e-46ed-b1dc-c1ad18c51a79/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/48b6f78b-e87e-46ed-b1dc-c1ad18c51a79/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/48b6f78b-e87e-46ed-b1dc-c1ad18c51a79/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The “BRITISH SEASIDE” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “BRITISH SEASIDE” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Vacation greetings from picturesque Pod-Upon-Cast!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vacation greetings from picturesque Pod-Upon-Cast!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-british-seaside-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">00967d55-9d0f-47c7-a9de-97e7c66fe3fe</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d2b8cfcd-784f-4f83-951a-b80b3f1b0524/Seaside.mp3" length="10901295" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>94</podcast:episode></item><item><title>POISON at the Expertease Offices???</title><itunes:title>POISON at the Expertease Offices???</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>How low will the Experteam stoop for love?</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How low will the Experteam stoop for love?</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/poison-at-the-expertease-offices]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1008353e-f115-4d7a-9996-736892f753b7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2023 07:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cd835c38-4f44-4b64-b22c-4fee56af7693/lead-poisoningi-office-hours.mp3" length="10627540" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>96</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/98317b2a-a771-4b55-9e76-1d62c44566fe/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/98317b2a-a771-4b55-9e76-1d62c44566fe/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/98317b2a-a771-4b55-9e76-1d62c44566fe/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The “BOARD GAMES” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “BOARD GAMES” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This one's going out to Milton, Bradley, and the whole gang!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one's going out to Milton, Bradley, and the whole gang!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-board-games-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4ceabe6c-6eae-47c9-968c-8d0ec3621a1c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9f5bbdb3-ab2e-44bf-b08a-f672126c5433/Board-Games.mp3" length="12745516" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>93</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The &quot;BRING YOUR CHILD to PODCAST DAY&quot; Bonus-sode</title><itunes:title>The &quot;BRING YOUR CHILD to PODCAST DAY&quot; Bonus-sode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Kathy from downstairs kicks up a ruckus that has the whole office in an uproar. The cast of Lord on Ice help smooth the waters.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kathy from downstairs kicks up a ruckus that has the whole office in an uproar. The cast of Lord on Ice help smooth the waters.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-bring-your-child-to-podcast-day-bonus-sode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b1666692-6e9d-415b-9d49-a33ea81c99d7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7f0193c5-adf7-4b0b-b035-a6bdf0993dda/Frozen-20Birth-20Ponds.mp3" length="7071962" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The “WILD, WILD YEAST” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “WILD, WILD YEAST” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We cultivate wild yeast so you don't have to!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p><br></p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p><br></p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p><br></p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We cultivate wild yeast so you don't have to!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p><br></p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p><br></p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p><br></p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p><br></p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-wild-wild-yeast-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4ae4b4fb-45eb-4484-8686-8b54afa4369f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/355268ef-0d06-4f28-a062-f956d98f901f/sourdough-auphonic.mp3" length="10412250" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>92</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “FILTHY BACKSTABBERS” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “FILTHY BACKSTABBERS” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>When someone stabs you in the back, it's called BACKSTABBING -- get it? It's not a joke. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When someone stabs you in the back, it's called BACKSTABBING -- get it? It's not a joke. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-toilet-of-the-future-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">242f8716-5c98-4a60-9915-7aeb31a6ee3a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/52bc57e9-b69b-4794-92fe-ae847bbc947f/Voices-on-the-Wind-complete.mp3" length="10007437" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>91</podcast:episode></item><item><title>“THE QUICK-BIO CHALLENGE” Expertease</title><itunes:title>“THE QUICK-BIO CHALLENGE” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>All the fancy podcasts have a book about how fancy their podcast is. We're pre-fancy, but not pre-book!</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the fancy podcasts have a book about how fancy their podcast is. We're pre-fancy, but not pre-book!</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/announcement-experteams-6-day-sabbatical]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7a0717bd-2b58-48c7-afe6-cc40087005ad</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8451ce4f-ce3e-46a4-bae2-097cb740ea56/writing-20a-20book-20CLARE.mp3" length="7103727" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BONUS-SODE: Meet the REAL Danno and Clare</title><itunes:title>BONUS-SODE: Meet the REAL Danno and Clare</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The ExperTeam reveals the private facades behind the public personas.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The ExperTeam reveals the private facades behind the public personas.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/bonus-sode-meet-the-real-danno-and-clare]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9c07eaee-9ec6-4a8f-8714-8b838f0c9e84</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/88448967-8d21-448d-987b-3ca8005de2fd/clares-mole-auphonic.mp3" length="5204972" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>06:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The “Vaseline: Ointment of History” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Vaseline: Ointment of History” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Grease is just one of our words.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grease is just one of our words.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-vaseline-ointment-of-history-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e320ff32-f56d-4e5d-b06c-1c054029f997</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f05b803a-b3dc-4088-ba41-7f6799f1b3f5/vaseline.mp3" length="9193057" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>90</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The “DID YOU DROP YOUR HANDKERCHIEF?” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “DID YOU DROP YOUR HANDKERCHIEF?” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-handkechief-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f4feed3-668f-4b39-ad65-d3ed6a1a049b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3f02adc8-c087-4ed8-8aae-c3f1db918b53/handkerchief.mp3" length="8546936" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>89</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “WEATHER BALL” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “WEATHER BALL” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>No meteorologist? No problem!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No meteorologist? No problem!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-weather-ball-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bbbdefa6-aa5b-480b-bd2b-c11b2fe60700</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a4e4a849-d02c-4546-8c62-2bc8eeeab407/weatherball.mp3" length="18997125" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>19:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>86</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “Intermittent Fasting” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Intermittent Fasting” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Fast feast. Feast fast. Best feast. Best fast.&nbsp;</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fast feast. Feast fast. Best feast. Best fast.&nbsp;</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-intermittent-fasting-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d22612ae-b250-4c61-8403-2231f4c2e86a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/65c8f6f5-3bf8-4892-941c-2fee8a7b01db/fasting.mp3" length="13233960" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>84</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Double Datin‘ with the ExperTeam</title><itunes:title>Double Datin‘ with the ExperTeam</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>When Clare and Danno go around on the town, they go AROUND the town. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Clare and Danno go around on the town, they go AROUND the town. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/double-date]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4e54c96c-e66a-444c-971a-37f58b3fccc0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/015ec1a2-6a30-4693-af96-c6faf013c772/Double-Date.mp3" length="9225699" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>83</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “How to Survive an Extremely Long Podcast” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “How to Survive an Extremely Long Podcast” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Synchronize watches... NOW.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Synchronize watches... NOW.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-wilderness-survival-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3d7d23a5-5ae7-487e-a682-92d2d0a30788</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/efcd6037-2cc2-4abf-84fd-e93b3a41de15/Wilderness-Survival.mp3" length="2369037" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>82</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “HOW TO DO YOUR OWN PR” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “HOW TO DO YOUR OWN PR” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>There's no such thing as bad publicity. OR IS THERE?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There's no such thing as bad publicity. OR IS THERE?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/ponies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">54fcb2bf-80ab-4168-aa18-b308109cf964</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b237c9ef-1c98-4e20-9cb3-fe209bfc4fb9/Ponies-hh.mp3" length="11339695" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>81</podcast:episode></item><item><title>“WHEN BEARS RULED EUROPE” - Expertease</title><itunes:title>“WHEN BEARS RULED EUROPE” - Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>When a dynasty becomes a DENASTY. (Because bears live in dens, you see.)</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>We mentioned some past Expertease episodes in this episode:</p><ul><li>The Age of Napoleon Expertease, <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/age-of-napoleon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a></li><li>The French Upholstery Expertease, <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/the-french-upholstery-expertease/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a></li></ul><br/><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When a dynasty becomes a DENASTY. (Because bears live in dens, you see.)</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>We mentioned some past Expertease episodes in this episode:</p><ul><li>The Age of Napoleon Expertease, <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/age-of-napoleon/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a></li><li>The French Upholstery Expertease, <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/the-french-upholstery-expertease/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a></li></ul><br/><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/when-bears-ruled-europe-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e341fcef-6022-49bb-915f-0af96a1fac5f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 04 Mar 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1112fb7d-0503-444a-a630-5bd71c59072e/bears-full-export-from-descript-converted.mp3" length="10910154" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>80</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Annual Podcast Breakfast</title><itunes:title>Annual Podcast Breakfast: EXPERTEAM Behind-the-Scenes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A wildly successful, high-power podcast like this one requires untold hours of hard work behind the scenes -- it's not just glamour and champagne! This mini-sode reveals Danno's secret talents and Clare's secret wishes.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A wildly successful, high-power podcast like this one requires untold hours of hard work behind the scenes -- it's not just glamour and champagne! This mini-sode reveals Danno's secret talents and Clare's secret wishes.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/experteam-behind-the-scenes-annual-podcast-breakfast]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d41fbb7e-8ac5-496b-833c-119ac55198bc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2023 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/96f789be-b4e1-4f3d-8e0d-a9c18f21cc05/biz-meeting-03-wax-impressions-cat-burglar-16lufs-auphonic.mp3" length="1483212" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>03:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The “More, More, Morse!” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “More, More, Morse!” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The story of a code (and two pairs of pants).</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The story of a code (and two pairs of pants).</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-more-more-morse-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c258e05c-04d6-456f-8754-a4fcfc60a68a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dc9f9a62-866d-4a04-81a3-8d3238602bc6/Morse-Code-enhanced-converted.mp3" length="11099718" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>79</podcast:episode></item><item><title>“It&apos;s Like AUDIBLE, Only Without the Audio”</title><itunes:title>“It&apos;s Like AUDIBLE, Only Without the Audio”</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clare finally gets her podcaster's license!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clare finally gets her podcaster's license!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/clares-vocal-coaching-shocking-reveal]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dafe724c-10d1-4bf1-a819-92a17bdff8ea</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b42d31ac-a42f-4860-a9db-7d826e18f4e8/hepburn-clare-AUPHONIC.mp3" length="10025787" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>78</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “Newly Discovered Works of Shakespeare” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Newly Discovered Works of Shakespeare” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This episode written by Sir Francis Bacon.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This episode written by Sir Francis Bacon.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-newly-discovered-works-of-shakespeare-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5beb5edf-370c-4fe1-809e-004fc0a33bcb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3ba642df-a3a6-4e60-b7c7-5c0b7bb61554/shakespeare-enhanced.mp3" length="15772152" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>16:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>77</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “SAFE CRACKING” Expertease - Live at San Quentin!</title><itunes:title>The “SAFE CRACKING” Expertease - Live at San Quentin!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're getting voluble about your valuables!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're getting voluble about your valuables!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-safe-cracking-expertease-live-at-san-quentin]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">13c098c5-e017-4db6-a467-9e9ff83285f2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/04ffd6a7-620f-48c5-b6f1-af555b1dd341/safe-cracking.mp3" length="12984714" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>76</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The FLIGHTLESS BIRDS Expertease</title><itunes:title>The FLIGHTLESS BIRDS Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Remember to keep your feet on the ground, and your head also on the ground.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your host and hostess with the most and mostess are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember to keep your feet on the ground, and your head also on the ground.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your host and hostess with the most and mostess are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-flightless-birds-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d43d314a-1cd6-40c4-92e5-392c80f417ab</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2023 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fe73f405-4fbb-4c7a-a33d-354a161c5dfb/emu-shortened.mp3" length="13699911" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>74</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “GIRL SCOUT COOKIES” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “GIRL SCOUT COOKIES” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Won't you buy a box to help our troop learn the value of trade and industry being controlled by private owners for profit?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Won't you buy a box to help our troop learn the value of trade and industry being controlled by private owners for profit?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/girl-scout-cookies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">76be6681-7103-4140-89fa-8b87d49ac25e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3620dd54-45b8-45db-a564-e6166894e41a/girlscout-cookies.mp3" length="12193635" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>73</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “TROPHY AWARDS” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “TROPHY AWARDS” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>There is no greater honor than to be honored with the offer of an honor. Will you honor our offer?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no greater honor than to be honored with the offer of an honor. Will you honor our offer?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-trophy-awards-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0b4ad568-1ac3-44f9-8ac0-3b4ff4caf3cc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cd5165df-d148-4f88-9d85-b3404c39ada5/Trophies.mp3" length="13139679" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The ExperTeam Plans for Christmas</title><itunes:title>The ExperTeam Plans for Christmas</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What happens in Secret Santa if you pick your own name?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What happens in Secret Santa if you pick your own name?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/secret-santa]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">46a31454-c9c5-4f7c-b3d1-a54685474488</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/98cf9245-db56-4d59-857f-7f039b2c8fd2/Secret-Santa-CLARE-auphonic.mp3" length="6201904" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>71</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “ROMANCE of NIAGRA FALLS” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “ROMANCE of NIAGRA FALLS” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In which we visit the “Paris of the Canadian Border.”</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In which we visit the “Paris of the Canadian Border.”</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-romance-of-niagra-falls-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">96a5b7ae-2475-4d60-aaef-4e87bed4435c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/98ca9968-01d1-44b3-b1c1-e5cd8b4b63e0/Niagra.mp3" length="9097495" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>69</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “ANIMAL THERAPY” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “ANIMAL THERAPY” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Recorded at 47,000 Hertz so you pets can listen along! </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recorded at 47,000 Hertz so you pets can listen along! </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-care-and-feeding-of-pets-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">71817b65-2c2f-49d5-bf01-25e079afdb40</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e3005fc4-155b-4eef-87a6-f94ba5b56c30/Clout-20the-20Animals.mp3" length="10912546" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>66</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “PRIMORDIAL MARCHING BAND” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “PRIMORDIAL MARCHING BAND” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It’s a story older than time, in particular 2/4 time.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It’s a story older than time, in particular 2/4 time.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-primordial-marching-band-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">914bd5d7-5496-48f7-a0cb-92dfbcc5ce78</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3d2e2d12-ab9d-4176-87a2-fb1bb5fd617b/Marching-20BAND.mp3" length="11797823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>65</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>It’s a story older than time, in particular 2/4 time.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The “HAUNTED OUTHOUSE” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “HAUNTED OUTHOUSE” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>When Clare expels the spirit within, she REALLY expels the spirit within!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera, BVD.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Clare expels the spirit within, she REALLY expels the spirit within!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera, BVD.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-haunted-outhouse-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8c10e8e2-8e04-4f16-9a25-e6524af972d4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ab08872d-c8dc-4431-9543-bfc4c75a75f7/F4e4sYG0XX7-xt_NQ2XLFfG0.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7c59bab1-0c6a-4d62-b9da-22225d53dd42/Haunted-20Outhouse-Auphonic.mp3" length="8773575" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>64</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “AMELIA EARHART, EYES, THROAT, and NOSE” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “AMELIA EARHART, EYES, THROAT, and NOSE” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The missing miss we’ve missed since she missed that island in 1937. FOUND AT LAST???</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The missing miss we’ve missed since she missed that island in 1937. FOUND AT LAST???</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-amelia-earhart-eyes-throat-and-nose-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c5487ad1-63b5-47bd-af34-50377679af04</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c51e2eff-254f-44af-98ba-e7e1ffad7542/Amelia-20Improved-AUPHONIC.mp3" length="12505622" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>63</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The missing miss we’ve missed since she missed that island in 1937. FOUND AT LAST???</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The “TWO THUMBS UP for HITCHHIKING” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “TWO THUMBS UP for HITCHHIKING” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We picked up this innocent seeming podcast at the side the road. You won't believe what happened next...</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We picked up this innocent seeming podcast at the side the road. You won't believe what happened next...</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-dangers-of-hitchhiking-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4edcd02a-a47c-46cb-8e18-137a65dbbdb6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5fcd5304-f936-40c6-b921-7e035bc5dd3b/Hitchhike-20SS-AUPHONIC.mp3" length="10466423" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>62</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We picked up this innocent seeming podcast at the side the road. 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Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Xenophobia, mechanical failure, and tall, dangerous things. It's like The Hindenburg, only on the ground and in France.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/an-experteam-adventure-up-the-eiffel-tower]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6688ea95-2182-47bc-a704-9102fe826069</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/91495a01-fad3-468f-9c61-e132a612ce30/Eiffel-20Tower-20COPPY-20COPPY.mp3" length="15042970" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>61</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Clare&apos;s Other Podcast About Plumbing</title><itunes:title>Clare&apos;s Other Podcast About Plumbing</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>REVEALED: Auditioning for Expertease; touring with Jambalaya, the K-pop band; and whether or not the show is written in advance.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>REVEALED: Auditioning for Expertease; touring with Jambalaya, the K-pop band; and whether or not the show is written in advance.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/clares-other-podcast-about-plumbing]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">182461f0-aef8-4f13-84b1-f84fa8c19134</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/46f93917-4c23-4056-9def-2153b5c4cfc1/Audition-20K-pop-20promo-20tour.mp3" length="10366743" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The “LAWN MOWER HALL of FAME” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “LAWN MOWER HALL of FAME” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The grass may be greener but the mow is even mower!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your podcast presenters are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The grass may be greener but the mow is even mower!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your podcast presenters are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-lawn-mower-hall-of-fame-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">649d2f1f-2cb4-4982-8b6d-cf7ec20efe0c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/977f3ab9-38c5-4370-a9ec-da9deca16f41/lawn-20mower.mp3" length="8779267" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>59</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Secret Love Life of a Podcaster</title><itunes:title>The Secret Love Life of a Podcaster</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Can Danno improve his Tinder profile from “Nazi woman, Sikh companionship, willing to engage in year long relationship, then divorce”? </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clark Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can Danno improve his Tinder profile from “Nazi woman, Sikh companionship, willing to engage in year long relationship, then divorce”? </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clark Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/spring-into-fall]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6749e79a-729a-48ca-8dc4-b4824932b708</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d2266aa4-90ce-4412-aca9-9c3115252ad6/TINDER.mp3" length="9175539" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>58</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “VERY Harry Houdini” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “VERY Harry Houdini” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Escape the chains of everyday drudgery and enjoy this examination into the life of the temp we hired to portray the Great Houdini.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Escape the chains of everyday drudgery and enjoy this examination into the life of the temp we hired to portray the Great Houdini.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-very-harry-houdini-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">44f1055b-ee92-4497-99a2-4347f7064098</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9ca3afaa-92dd-4561-bb49-9aa2607b9807/Houdini.mp3" length="8196681" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>57</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bae3150e-271a-4c7d-b8cd-92d9de4184b4/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The “Maniacs Can Lick Hands Too” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “Maniacs Can Lick Hands Too” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Please support our charity for people who have been almost SCARED TO DEATH.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>And to <a href="https://www.instagram.com/erinashsullivanmusic/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Erin Ash Sullivan</a> and Emma Sullivan for so beautiful Simon-and-Garfunkling.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please support our charity for people who have been almost SCARED TO DEATH.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>And to <a href="https://www.instagram.com/erinashsullivanmusic/?hl=en" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Erin Ash Sullivan</a> and Emma Sullivan for so beautiful Simon-and-Garfunkling.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-maniacs-can-lick-hands-too-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">65b8544e-70d6-4313-9104-15a45d5f225c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/20c02266-14b8-497d-b0d0-0b7591f4dad7/Bump-20in-20the-20Night.mp3" length="14784803" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The MANSPLAINING Expertease</title><itunes:title>MANSPLAINING</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Danno dansplains and Clare claresplains to help your pretty little head understand all about big, bad mansplaining.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Danno dansplains and Clare claresplains to help your pretty little head understand all about big, bad mansplaining.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/mansplaining]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7308e726-4eba-4279-89bc-c3b6297107ae</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2f79c88f-b7cc-49a3-8cb6-453ca54622b6/Mansplaining-20ss-202022-09-19.mp3" length="8142094" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The “MELON BALLER” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “MELON BALLER” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>God's own truth about the tool behind a thousand fruit salads, and whether or not you might face excommunication.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God's own truth about the tool behind a thousand fruit salads, and whether or not you might face excommunication.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-melon-baller-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b172cb1d-8da3-42f0-b225-31c93ce1895a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2022 06:45:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6cb0f327-f58b-49cd-b1da-b7360ed05c80/Melon-20Baller.mp3" length="16578324" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>17:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The CRYPTOZOOLOGY Expertease</title><itunes:title>The CRYPTOZOOLOGY Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Bigfoot. Jackalope. Nessie. If this episode wasn't about creatures that are made up, you might think we were making it up.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>And to other announcer from Elgin America, <a href="AgencyProTalent.com/jeffb" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jeff Bellin</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bigfoot. Jackalope. Nessie. If this episode wasn't about creatures that are made up, you might think we were making it up.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>And to other announcer from Elgin America, <a href="AgencyProTalent.com/jeffb" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jeff Bellin</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-cryptozoology-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">55e4f010-c546-4e4f-bbca-e3b6906e0a2a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2022 06:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e54aa4c7-fbc7-4d0a-8d79-44dd9a7706cf/cryptozoology-20CLARE-auphonic-20foreground.mp3" length="12370666" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The &quot;Robert’s Rules of Recording&quot; Bonus-sode</title><itunes:title>The &quot;Robert’s Rules of Recording&quot; Bonus-sode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Viewer mail from our listeners.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Viewer mail from our listeners.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-roberts-rules-of-recording-bonus-sode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">90cabb26-da8f-457a-88e9-c903d8030b93</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fc7487c5-ae50-4e38-a8b5-a74bafd56364/office-hours-tintinus.mp3" length="6644811" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>06:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “SEA MONKEY ATTACK” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “SEA MONKEY ATTACK” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Merry undersea jesters? Or terrifying occuping naval force?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Merry undersea jesters? Or terrifying occuping naval force?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-sea-monkey-princess-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">87b5c79b-5ac1-4172-8ea4-d5fdd4c9d804</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ddbf8bf2-1b23-4f1e-a839-ac291b13f485/Coy-20Pond-20CLARE-AUPHONIC.mp3" length="8626829" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “DAINTY LITTLE BALLERINA” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “DAINTY LITTLE BALLERINA” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ballet: on pointe? Or just pointless?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p><br></p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p><br></p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ballet: on pointe? Or just pointless?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p><br></p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p><br></p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-dainty-little-ballerina-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">136426cb-b894-448d-ba79-91fa61207d00</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2b4396b3-aec4-4f87-ad54-636780f36abf/Ballet.mp3" length="14650505" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “CLARE’S DENTAL WORK” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “CLARE’S DENTAL WORK” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The podcast is low on money and looking for ways to cut corners. Servants? Dental work? What's gotta go?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clark Sahra and Donny Sullivan</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The podcast is low on money and looking for ways to cut corners. Servants? Dental work? What's gotta go?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clark Sahra and Donny Sullivan</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-clares-dental-work-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">210eb6e0-40d0-4a80-8b14-1caeb1f20c0e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2022 06:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d420662f-69ae-4065-8127-679f0cf1d66c/improvanywhereCLARE-AUPHONIC.mp3" length="11867451" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “AGE of NAPOLEON” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “AGE of NAPOLEON” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>War! Revolution! Exile! Josephine! -- None of those things get mentioned.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>War! Revolution! Exile! Josephine! -- None of those things get mentioned.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-age-of-napoleon-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">41cd2168-53b7-4d3e-96c8-7111faf48ebe</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b15f8d4c-8aa4-41b6-9c16-a76d9d7018cf/Napoleon-20DANNO-UPHONIC.mp3" length="9631080" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode></item><item><title>It’s Exper-Taco-Tease-Day!</title><itunes:title>It’s Exper-Taco-Tease-Day!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to our menacing Ruttmannanian sound collage. Erm, that is, to our light-hearted comedy show.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to our menacing Ruttmannanian sound collage. Erm, that is, to our light-hearted comedy show.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. 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We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only thing worse than Athlete's Foot is Athlete's Wrinkles.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-comptetitive-extreme-ironing-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ed502580-f621-433a-ad60-ab9b6d803ceb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2022 05:45:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/734add04-b57c-4d00-9ff4-66a84ee41405/IRONING-AUPHOINC.mp3" length="9403304" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “COCO the TALKING GORILLA” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “COCO the TALKING GORILLA” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Where does an 800 pound gorilla talk? Any podcast it wants to. Heart-warming tales of a young girl gorilla coming of age in small town America.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where does an 800 pound gorilla talk? Any podcast it wants to. Heart-warming tales of a young girl gorilla coming of age in small town America.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-coco-the-talking-gorilla-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b6f1fa91-6142-43f9-bd1c-066444240e0d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/31511667-67bc-4abf-9b96-499496de0d75/Coco-20the-20Talking-20Gorilla-20DANNO-AUPHOINC2.mp3" length="11434115" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “GHOST TOWNS of the OLD WEST” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “GHOST TOWNS of the OLD WEST” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrups for these thrilling tales East Ghost vs. West Ghost in the battle for the town. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Clare Sera. Our audience tonight is composed mostly of Cowboys and cow women. Cal people. And that's your naturally. And since you specialize in ghost towns of the old west, I thought we could probe your area of expertise.</p><p> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrup's because our guest today is Claire. Sarah, a world renowned expert in ghost towns of the old west Clare Sera. Welcome to the expert tests podcast.</p><p>That's exactly what I was hoping for was a little bit of that flavor, from the old times of the old west now, obviously the old west is a time that's far beyond any of us living today. What got you interested in such an unusual egg I'm like Hively.</p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Oh, that's actually, that could be a little bit of a possession Danno, when, when I was, but it'll, it'll come out, it'll come out. That's probably old Gabe Mackenzie, </p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Gabe McKinsey, the famous devil of desert Gulch. </p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> desert Gulch.</p><p>And That's what he likes to create a gulping sound because.</p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> what I felt in my throat was it felt like a Gulch.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> yes. You had a Gulch in your throat. That's Gabes specialty. He's a prankster he's a funny prankster, but he has killed a few people. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> you're telling me that the, a ghost of an old cowboy or a friendly prospect or something has actually literally in modern times taken the life of human people.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, you know, that's The funny thing that I have discovered in researching America's ghost hands. And we're talking about America's ghost towns, ghost towns of the old west where </p><p><br></p><p>the, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> of America,</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> the old west of America on the Western part of America,</p><p><br></p><p>you </p><p><br></p><p>know, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Western part of the old west, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> of the Wolf's westerly west ness </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> my understanding is the further west. You go, the more ghostly the ghost towns get.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, you have to be careful. If you go too far west, you end up east and the east coast towns. you don't want to have anything to do with those who </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> you got to stay on the right side of the gun.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Yeah. On the left to the right of the westerly Gulch towns, that's where you find your ghosts, Gerald cowboy, ghosts, Gerald, brothel, ladies, your snappy gold dig in Westie types that inhabit the ghost towns now to become a ghost.</p><p><br></p><p>You've got to have unfinished business in this </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> sure. So many people went out prospecting for. And failed. Does that count as unfinished business? </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> that is some of it, but I'm talking about business actual like business dealings, contracts, um, bank loans, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> see mortgages.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> buildings and loan </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Okay.</p><p><br></p><p>These are surprisingly less terrifying ghost. And honestly, I was hoping for, what does it take for a ghost to be able to just sign a name one last time on a contract? </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> First of all, they have to find ink </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Do they need to sign a physical contract in our realm with physical liquid ink? Okay. So finding ink doesn't sound like that. Big of a.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, where would you find Inc. Danno? </p><p><br></p><p>You're </p><p><br></p><p>not going to find Inc in a ghost town. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Oh, I didn't think about </p><p><br></p><p>that. Even the office supply stores of a ghost town are closed And ghostly, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> so a lot of ghosts will spend their time trying to repurpose, ancient molecules of ink from the early days, which of course is still floating around. Do you know that everything is always floating around and all pieces of dead people, dead animals, everything from the past </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> That's why I don't cut my fingernails anymore.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> So they're not floating around. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> nobody's doing the voodoo on me. Clear. Nobody is doing the voodoo on </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, Danno, I think gave Mackenzie gave you a good </p><p><br></p><p>Gulshan earlier. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah. Point taken. So I do want to find out about the signature business, but you. </p><p><br></p><p>Happened again. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> You've </p><p><br></p><p>been Gulch. That's just a promo for, uh, I'm doing a TV show about ghosts of the old west. I'm trying to get a little bit of money so I can get ink to these ghost towns and let some of these ghosts have their final rest. </p><p><br></p><p>Look, if people are interested or really interested in finding out what the ghosts of these old Western towns, what their personalities are like, um, what it would take to give them a little bit of eternal peace and rest, they can watch my television show. You've been Gulch, any Friday night, it's on a YouTube channel, Now, do you have a link to that? Can you have a </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah, we can put a link to Gulch me now. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> you you've been </p><p><br></p><p>Gulch. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> I'm sorry. I've linked to the wrong website. </p><p><br></p><p>So that sounds a little bit like one of those fun, practical jokes. Programs, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> they have a lot of time for pranks and fund, you know, in between while they're waiting for their, </p><p><br></p><p>ink to </p><p><br></p><p>Undray. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> are they going to do to pass </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Right. So they've, they have rigged up. Some of these towns are rigged with elaborate police systems where the front facades of those towns.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> is there some fun loving Jeffery that goes on with the ghosts and the old dangerous buildings and unsuspecting passers by</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> you know, it that's exactly what's happened because even though these girls have unfinished business, Maybe you've seen the Buster Keaton film where he's just standing there and a whole building falls down over top of him and he, he stands through the window. The window just falls around him. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> so are you saying a tourist can come have a building fall over them?</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Yeah, I though the goals are not very good with measurements. We've </p><p><br></p><p>had. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> How could they be. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> That's been what some of the killings have come from </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah, but th then you get some fresh young ghosts and that's the sort of thing that really keeps a town </p><p><br></p><p>like that alive, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> And most of these young ghosts have unfinished business with like student loan debt </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> or just revenge against the other ghosts that killed them. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> bright revenge business is really big in the Eastern ghost towns. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> So this east coast versus west coast, this constant battle how do you think that's going to play out? </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, you could watch on my YouTube channel east coast versus west coast gulging, championships </p><p><br></p><p>on </p><p><br></p><p>Friday. Oh, Gabe. </p><p><br></p><p>You know what a lot of people don't know when they're coming to visit a ghost town, say a family visit, oh, we're going to drive </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> street of, uh, and they, they think they're going to be having some safe, practical japes be done. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> but supernatural. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> supernatural. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> So you're yeah, they don't, they're kind of looking forward to that. Probably </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Oh, absolutely. </p><p><br></p><p>I mean, sometimes the kids are crying, but, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Cause kids are sensitive to evil aren't </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> They feel it,...]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrups for these thrilling tales East Ghost vs. West Ghost in the battle for the town. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Clare Sera. Our audience tonight is composed mostly of Cowboys and cow women. Cal people. And that's your naturally. And since you specialize in ghost towns of the old west, I thought we could probe your area of expertise.</p><p> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls saddle up your ponies, put your feet in the syrup's because our guest today is Claire. Sarah, a world renowned expert in ghost towns of the old west Clare Sera. Welcome to the expert tests podcast.</p><p>That's exactly what I was hoping for was a little bit of that flavor, from the old times of the old west now, obviously the old west is a time that's far beyond any of us living today. What got you interested in such an unusual egg I'm like Hively.</p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Oh, that's actually, that could be a little bit of a possession Danno, when, when I was, but it'll, it'll come out, it'll come out. That's probably old Gabe Mackenzie, </p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Gabe McKinsey, the famous devil of desert Gulch. </p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> desert Gulch.</p><p>And That's what he likes to create a gulping sound because.</p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> what I felt in my throat was it felt like a Gulch.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> yes. You had a Gulch in your throat. That's Gabes specialty. He's a prankster he's a funny prankster, but he has killed a few people. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> you're telling me that the, a ghost of an old cowboy or a friendly prospect or something has actually literally in modern times taken the life of human people.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, you know, that's The funny thing that I have discovered in researching America's ghost hands. And we're talking about America's ghost towns, ghost towns of the old west where </p><p><br></p><p>the, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> of America,</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> the old west of America on the Western part of America,</p><p><br></p><p>you </p><p><br></p><p>know, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Western part of the old west, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> of the Wolf's westerly west ness </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> my understanding is the further west. You go, the more ghostly the ghost towns get.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, you have to be careful. If you go too far west, you end up east and the east coast towns. you don't want to have anything to do with those who </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> you got to stay on the right side of the gun.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Yeah. On the left to the right of the westerly Gulch towns, that's where you find your ghosts, Gerald cowboy, ghosts, Gerald, brothel, ladies, your snappy gold dig in Westie types that inhabit the ghost towns now to become a ghost.</p><p><br></p><p>You've got to have unfinished business in this </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> sure. So many people went out prospecting for. And failed. Does that count as unfinished business? </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> that is some of it, but I'm talking about business actual like business dealings, contracts, um, bank loans, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> see mortgages.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> buildings and loan </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Okay.</p><p><br></p><p>These are surprisingly less terrifying ghost. And honestly, I was hoping for, what does it take for a ghost to be able to just sign a name one last time on a contract? </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> First of all, they have to find ink </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Do they need to sign a physical contract in our realm with physical liquid ink? Okay. So finding ink doesn't sound like that. Big of a.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, where would you find Inc. Danno? </p><p><br></p><p>You're </p><p><br></p><p>not going to find Inc in a ghost town. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Oh, I didn't think about </p><p><br></p><p>that. Even the office supply stores of a ghost town are closed And ghostly, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> so a lot of ghosts will spend their time trying to repurpose, ancient molecules of ink from the early days, which of course is still floating around. Do you know that everything is always floating around and all pieces of dead people, dead animals, everything from the past </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> That's why I don't cut my fingernails anymore.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> So they're not floating around. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> nobody's doing the voodoo on me. Clear. Nobody is doing the voodoo on </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, Danno, I think gave Mackenzie gave you a good </p><p><br></p><p>Gulshan earlier. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah. Point taken. So I do want to find out about the signature business, but you. </p><p><br></p><p>Happened again. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> You've </p><p><br></p><p>been Gulch. That's just a promo for, uh, I'm doing a TV show about ghosts of the old west. I'm trying to get a little bit of money so I can get ink to these ghost towns and let some of these ghosts have their final rest. </p><p><br></p><p>Look, if people are interested or really interested in finding out what the ghosts of these old Western towns, what their personalities are like, um, what it would take to give them a little bit of eternal peace and rest, they can watch my television show. You've been Gulch, any Friday night, it's on a YouTube channel, Now, do you have a link to that? Can you have a </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah, we can put a link to Gulch me now. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> you you've been </p><p><br></p><p>Gulch. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> I'm sorry. I've linked to the wrong website. </p><p><br></p><p>So that sounds a little bit like one of those fun, practical jokes. Programs, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> they have a lot of time for pranks and fund, you know, in between while they're waiting for their, </p><p><br></p><p>ink to </p><p><br></p><p>Undray. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> are they going to do to pass </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Right. So they've, they have rigged up. Some of these towns are rigged with elaborate police systems where the front facades of those towns.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> is there some fun loving Jeffery that goes on with the ghosts and the old dangerous buildings and unsuspecting passers by</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> you know, it that's exactly what's happened because even though these girls have unfinished business, Maybe you've seen the Buster Keaton film where he's just standing there and a whole building falls down over top of him and he, he stands through the window. The window just falls around him. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> so are you saying a tourist can come have a building fall over them?</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Yeah, I though the goals are not very good with measurements. We've </p><p><br></p><p>had. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> How could they be. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> That's been what some of the killings have come from </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah, but th then you get some fresh young ghosts and that's the sort of thing that really keeps a town </p><p><br></p><p>like that alive, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> And most of these young ghosts have unfinished business with like student loan debt </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> or just revenge against the other ghosts that killed them. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> bright revenge business is really big in the Eastern ghost towns. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> So this east coast versus west coast, this constant battle how do you think that's going to play out? </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, you could watch on my YouTube channel east coast versus west coast gulging, championships </p><p><br></p><p>on </p><p><br></p><p>Friday. Oh, Gabe. </p><p><br></p><p>You know what a lot of people don't know when they're coming to visit a ghost town, say a family visit, oh, we're going to drive </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> street of, uh, and they, they think they're going to be having some safe, practical japes be done. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> but supernatural. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> supernatural. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> So you're yeah, they don't, they're kind of looking forward to that. Probably </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Oh, absolutely. </p><p><br></p><p>I mean, sometimes the kids are crying, but, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Cause kids are sensitive to evil aren't </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> They feel it, they.</p><p><br></p><p>do feel the evil and definitely some, some of the ghost pranks do move beyond, fun. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> to me that does not feel like a real inviting tourist attraction and really kind of a hard thing to promote on. Um, Ghulja television show. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> you've been </p><p><br></p><p>Gulch. is a two-pronged, purpose. And one is the sheer entertainment value and, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Yeah. Watching people get terrified and watching other people just die when the house </p><p><br></p><p>falls on them. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Americans love it. Um, and then the other of course is to raise funds because really my true calling I feel is to help a lot of these ghosts find their peace and eternal</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> </p><p><br></p><p>Yeah. So let's talk about that, Claire. I feel like that's The deeper work that you're trying to do, and probably more likely to get a lot of sympathy from our listeners. I know you're trying to raise money for your charitable work with the ghosts. how does the money help? What does, apart from Inc, I guess, what is the money by that you raised through your </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Well, it does, buy my groceries and pay my rent, </p><p><br></p><p>which </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> got to stay alive, obviously. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> to finish my business or we're just all going to be in the same problem. and if I die, you know, I will only die in a Western ghost town that I've made myself a promise, a promise of that. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> now, will you achieve that? Let's say you're, you're visiting friends in Ohio and you get sick. Oh, the Gulch, the Gulch. got it to </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Um, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> hang on. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> yep. Oh, Gabe, Gabe, come on out. Gabe. Gabe gave out there. There we go. Good. Good. It's getting might take a little while. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> I will contribute to your charity.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Thank you. Thank you So much. Good work, Gabe. Um, yeah, so I, have arranged, with the great American railroad company that if at any time my blood pressure dips below 50, over that I will get pre passage to a ghost town, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> that is foresight. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> and you did men, my sister who lives in, Ohio, which is not quite Western enough. </p><p><br></p><p>Um, she has a </p><p><br></p><p>large troubleshoot </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> uh, uh, catapult, I think we </p><p><br></p><p>call </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> yes, that's right. And I was an old west one, so we call it the true. Boshea </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Uh, you're participating in one of the fun games that we do with podcast guests, which is, um, the guest comes on and tries to stump me the host with the archaic jargon. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Oh, yeah. Yeah. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> so far I'm undefeated. You want to try me on any others? </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Not at the moment. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Right? I know what that means. It means not right now</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> you certainly do have vision as a CWA about your vocabulary. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> that I don't, I don't </p><p><br></p><p>know what that </p><p><br></p><p>one. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Okay. So I would, I would just want to entreat your listeners if I'm hearing about the stories of old Gabe Mackenzie or, black-eyed, Wally, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> what's the one also called Bolide Blackie.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Yeah, well, I Blackie black-eyed Wally wall black bye-bye </p><p><br></p><p>but a lot of people, they sort of, they look back on those days, incorrect, incorrectly, and which is how it was pronounced by. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> yes, was the incorrect way of pronouncing it. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> That's right. </p><p><br></p><p>And, </p><p><br></p><p>um, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> haven't stumped me with your archaic </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> we are very good. You're you're like an expert on archaic Jingo. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> I did have a few more questions. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Yes, certainly. </p><p><br></p><p> What can we the living do now to help these unfortunate souls?</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> there's a lot of unfinished business we have to do in these ghost towns. You know, you drive through there and you think, oh, there's nothing going on here. Just a dead old town with dry dustiness floating around.</p><p><br></p><p>That's not dry dustiness. That's Gabe Mackenzie. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> clear. Let me throw out a suggestion. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> Yeah. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> Urban redevelopment. What if you brought in some money, some builders, some people and just plowed down those old saloons started putting up some apartments, some fast food restaurants, a doctor's office, a dentist office. what good is 150 year old saloon doing us. Let's build it up. Let's give those ghosts some pride of community.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> You know, I understand why you might think that that would work, but these ghosts are tied to the place where they left their unfinished business. That, that little brothel, that little saloon, that bank, you know, with the safe in the back, </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> But all I'm saying is that saloon with the safe in the back is not keeping anyone safe now. Let's let them occupy the same volume of space, but replace the physicality of that space with something useful to the living, perhaps by being surrounded by the living those ghostly cultures with </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> oh, oh, Gabe, Gabe, out, out. </p><p><br></p><p><strong>Danno:</strong> All right. Point taken point taken </p><p><br></p><p>I feel like that's good advice for </p><p><br></p><p>us to. Finish your business</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Clare:</strong> finish</p><p><br></p><p>your business. And I'll tell you than one ghost died in an outhouse. 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Here's our partially-musical salute to the heaviest book in the world.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-encyclopedia-britannica-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">76cb188b-9f55-43f0-adf2-ab44d64bc6c9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/59e8fca9-df56-49ea-b6fd-a7780c369aa6/encylopedia-20britannica-202.mp3" length="13677289" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>38</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The OLD TIME VAUDEVILLE SHOW Expertease</title><itunes:title>The OLD TIME VAUDEVILLE SHOW Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>So much more than trained dogs and big-shoe comics. Well, not really.</p><p>Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan illuminate, via limelight, the fourth most American form of entertainment, after jazz, baseball, and, oh, what's that other one?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So much more than trained dogs and big-shoe comics. Well, not really.</p><p>Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan illuminate, via limelight, the fourth most American form of entertainment, after jazz, baseball, and, oh, what's that other one?</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-old-time-vaudeville-show-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">830a4295-154f-4de8-b503-ba5eba1d2621</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dddeba64-b342-4985-a792-254bbe9bfc51/Vaudeville-20finished.mp3" length="13149500" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The SWISS ARMY KNIFE Expertease</title><itunes:title>The SWISS ARMY KNIFE Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sweden's most famous export, from Switzerland: the Swiss Army Knife. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sweden's most famous export, from Switzerland: the Swiss Army Knife. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-swiss-army-knife-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">133703c5-be58-4e6d-ae1a-6591e9833bff</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7b763f36-81ba-4d79-9db2-13b3f7b5622c/Swiss-Army-Knife-improved.mp3" length="11907239" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The 1239 MT. VERNON CLUB Expertease</title><itunes:title>The 1239 MT. VERNON CLUB Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>FINALLY - a podcast specifically for people who live at 1239 Mt. Vernon Street! Others are welcome to listen in, and consider moving.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>FINALLY - a podcast specifically for people who live at 1239 Mt. Vernon Street! Others are welcome to listen in, and consider moving.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-1239-mt-vernon-club-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">118a3719-0efd-4544-9a72-8627ab52132e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f83578dc-1171-42d9-9734-6a01e7bc2337/1239-20Mt-20Vernon-20CLARE-AUPHONIC.mp3" length="11676221" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The EASY RECIPES Expertease</title><itunes:title>The EASY RECIPES Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Or, "How to Make Your InstaPot Even More Insta." </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or, "How to Make Your InstaPot Even More Insta." </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-easy-recipes-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">96cb42ff-115d-473d-b9b9-b7c3f48c0963</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a7ed783c-93f1-46fc-bbf8-6b7aa31d4fd5/recipes.mp3" length="9669055" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The BANKRUPTCY Bonus-sode</title><itunes:title>The BANKRUPTCY Bonus-sode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Facing insurmountable financial troubles, the ExperTeam come up with a plan so perfect, it couldn't possibly work -- or could it?</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Facing insurmountable financial troubles, the ExperTeam come up with a plan so perfect, it couldn't possibly work -- or could it?</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-bankruptcy-bonus-sode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9bf37494-4378-4275-899d-dad5b2ae0f6e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b35ac34f-6764-4442-96ac-a358b0fea3e2/jimmy-jimmy-audio.mp3" length="7276338" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The SORE FEET Expertease</title><itunes:title>The SORE FEET Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Step in to our surprisingly comfortable exposé of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Step in to our surprisingly comfortable exposé of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-sore-feet-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4ddfa83a-769f-4547-9118-c3b68317f656</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0abfabae-b297-4362-9933-f63519eeb3cc/dr-scholls-clare-auphonic.mp3" length="11940223" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The LIBERTY BELL Expertease</title><itunes:title>The LIBERTY BELL Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-liberty-bell-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">866fb854-2f06-4a9c-b765-a9f85786bb15</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2022 07:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/272ee67b-c6fe-411d-8e7b-18a8d88a8479/liberty-bell-hindenburg.mp3" length="14920351" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The STRUCK BY LIGHTNING Expertease</title><itunes:title>The STRUCK BY LIGHTNING Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-struck-by-lightning-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">239437dd-7f06-4e46-b7d1-8b0aa43cb27e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fd437c12-8cc7-43ec-9106-4b4336865839/Lightning-Rods-shortened-2023.mp3" length="13564120" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The ORGANIZED CRIME Expertease</title><itunes:title>The ORGANIZED CRIME Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Our system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can't reach the time clock.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can't reach the time clock.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-organized-crime-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">47b78091-9453-4652-aa14-2cb9f0eac288</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a12936e0-27ba-47c0-a36b-cf8039fd61b1/big-hips-auphonic.mp3" length="8891986" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The HOW TO DRAW a CUTE DOG Expertease</title><itunes:title>The HOW TO DRAW a CUTE DOG Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Expert Clare Sera will help you draw a cute dog -- but only if you help her GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Interlocutor Danno Sullivan sketches questions with number 2 pencil and avoids the obvious poo joke.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Expert Clare Sera will help you draw a cute dog -- but only if you help her GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Interlocutor Danno Sullivan sketches questions with number 2 pencil and avoids the obvious poo joke.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-how-to-draw-a-cute-dog-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a15c2a52-9df4-4cd7-aa94-9fe2be71fb92</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/501ae458-1467-48fa-ae04-abb763c1d4be/cute-dogphone-effect-auphonic.mp3" length="12826349" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>15:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/a91cad60-336f-4ec9-b487-d104c8fc8043/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The EXOTIC ICE-WINE Expertease</title><itunes:title>The EXOTIC ICE-WINE Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new wine flavors like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>***</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new wine flavors like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE!</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>***</p><p>Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-exotic-ice-wine-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1f6bc40d-a525-4c1e-9aa5-965027bfe537</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bb98641e-ef23-4c3d-b593-f57261f7186e/Ice-Wine-louder.mp3" length="14127824" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new ingredients like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The “SMALL TALK” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “SMALL TALK” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In which we zigzag pell-mell past the tittle-tattle to add some razzmatazz to the hubbub and get the nitty-gritty on chit-chat.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say,love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In which we zigzag pell-mell past the tittle-tattle to add some razzmatazz to the hubbub and get the nitty-gritty on chit-chat.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Say,love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-small-talk-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c77b1025-4167-477f-9c7e-1d09aff3655e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c7171f6d-b338-4843-9f4b-fd5b15f63904/small-talk-shortened.mp3" length="14033066" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The FRENCH UPHOLSTERY Expertease</title><itunes:title>The FRENCH UPHOLSTERY Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Three chairs for upholstery! Share the thrill when expert Danno Sullivan mistakes a tack hammer for an attack hammer, while Clare Sera interrogates from a silk brocade chaise longue.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>THIS EPISODE:</p><p>In just one 10-minute podcast on FRENCH UPHOLSTERY, here are just a few of the tidbits you'll learn, so you can be an expert, too! --</p><p>- Expert Danno focuses on the upholstery of Louis XIV</p><p>- Louis XIV is son of Louis XV, because that's how math works</p><p>- Upholsterer was called Monsieur Woodsuffice</p><p>- Much upholstery was done with the hair of aristrocrats</p><p>- Vintage upholster is valuable because of the smell</p><p>- Queen Victoria's sweat-stained carpets are collectible</p><p>- An "olfactory" pun</p><p>- In addition to furniture Louis XIV and Louis XV, collectors covet the cornet-based décor of Louis Armstrong</p><p>- Expert Danno started at University of Wisconsin, with just a stick of wood and a pocket knife</p><p>- Earliest project was self-pasteurizing cheese chair</p><p>- "Captain and Tenille" reference</p><p>- phrase "enfolded flaps of flesh"</p><p>- left over muskrat materials donated to hand pie manufactory and voodoo necklace maker</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three chairs for upholstery! Share the thrill when expert Danno Sullivan mistakes a tack hammer for an attack hammer, while Clare Sera interrogates from a silk brocade chaise longue.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p><p>THIS EPISODE:</p><p>In just one 10-minute podcast on FRENCH UPHOLSTERY, here are just a few of the tidbits you'll learn, so you can be an expert, too! --</p><p>- Expert Danno focuses on the upholstery of Louis XIV</p><p>- Louis XIV is son of Louis XV, because that's how math works</p><p>- Upholsterer was called Monsieur Woodsuffice</p><p>- Much upholstery was done with the hair of aristrocrats</p><p>- Vintage upholster is valuable because of the smell</p><p>- Queen Victoria's sweat-stained carpets are collectible</p><p>- An "olfactory" pun</p><p>- In addition to furniture Louis XIV and Louis XV, collectors covet the cornet-based décor of Louis Armstrong</p><p>- Expert Danno started at University of Wisconsin, with just a stick of wood and a pocket knife</p><p>- Earliest project was self-pasteurizing cheese chair</p><p>- "Captain and Tenille" reference</p><p>- phrase "enfolded flaps of flesh"</p><p>- left over muskrat materials donated to hand pie manufactory and voodoo necklace maker</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-vintage-upholstery-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cfcf4a51-cf0f-4749-89b6-ed6d0b70666b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/77967177-6f3f-422a-8401-fc6aa45841ca/danno-end-and-clare-end-auphonic.mp3" length="8896801" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The DANNO&apos;S ALIEN ABDUCTIONS Expertease</title><itunes:title>The DANNO&apos;S ALIEN ABDUCTIONS Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>UFO-ologist Danno Sullivan shares his outta-this-world expertise on ALIENS, while Clare Sera bleep-blorp.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>UFO-ologist Danno Sullivan shares his outta-this-world expertise on ALIENS, while Clare Sera bleep-blorp.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-aliens-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">58831518-323c-4d61-b397-3614d31e20b5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/87377351-3671-43a3-b0d1-d6ec9d91d3db/aliens-shortened-auphonic.mp3" length="11209876" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The FUN WITH FOIL Expertease</title><itunes:title>The FUN WITH FOIL Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Expert on all things flimsy and metallic, Danno Sullivan misprounces enough words to accidentally be partially correct. Host Clare Sera stays fresh with a tight seal to keep out odors.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Expert on all things flimsy and metallic, Danno Sullivan misprounces enough words to accidentally be partially correct. Host Clare Sera stays fresh with a tight seal to keep out odors.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-aluminum-foil-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">092f44a4-ecf7-4366-9cf2-67d77811fe25</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/78ad9779-b702-440b-aa94-55db645391ff/foil-clare-aup.mp3" length="9768222" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The MOBY DICK Expertease</title><itunes:title>The MOBY DICK Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clare Sera throws the questions like harpoons to dig 20,000 leagues into the expertise of arch Herman Mel-villian Danno Sullivan, a small white man who's an expert on the Great White Whale. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Dig the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clare Sera throws the questions like harpoons to dig 20,000 leagues into the expertise of arch Herman Mel-villian Danno Sullivan, a small white man who's an expert on the Great White Whale. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Dig the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-moby-dick-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">90e600ca-ebbc-4e9c-9857-da393eb309ef</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2022 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/224cacbc-5a0e-4888-970a-2e71b29c09b8/Herman-Melville-shortened.mp3" length="10542621" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The TRUE CRIME Expertease</title><itunes:title>The TRUE CRIME Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What really happened during those dark months of 2010, when one barbershop quartet singer after another mysteriously vanished without either a shave or a haircut? Truth-finding expert, Clare Sera, talcs up to dig deep and uncover the answers for host Danno Sullivan, sporting a fresh new boxcar  quiff.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What really happened during those dark months of 2010, when one barbershop quartet singer after another mysteriously vanished without either a shave or a haircut? Truth-finding expert, Clare Sera, talcs up to dig deep and uncover the answers for host Danno Sullivan, sporting a fresh new boxcar  quiff.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-true-crime-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8ef62558-8575-4414-a54f-58d95fc19a65</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2022 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3d98c748-4725-4390-a6af-c1ab64c66d17/barbershop-murders-with-music-auphonic.mp3" length="13734084" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>16:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The SEXTANT Expertease</title><itunes:title>Expertease experts on: SEXTANTS - your guide to navigation</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>You navigational guide to navigational guides. Danno Sullivan is an expert on sextants. Interviewer Clare Sera steers the questions in the right direction.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You navigational guide to navigational guides. Danno Sullivan is an expert on sextants. Interviewer Clare Sera steers the questions in the right direction.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/sextants-your-guide-to-navigation]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">becc69bf-e076-4c23-a0f9-d7aee1df59bd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2021 06:45:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7c14ad28-ee35-493b-84e5-d336d4f182f5/sextant-2021-12-26-auphonic.mp3" length="8193834" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The FLEA-MARKET FINDS Expertease</title><itunes:title>The FLEA-MARKET FINDS Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A rough-and-tumble childhood on the wrong side of the wrong side of the tracks taught expert Clare Sera the value of value. Danno Sullivan's questions are availalble 3 for a quarter.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A rough-and-tumble childhood on the wrong side of the wrong side of the tracks taught expert Clare Sera the value of value. Danno Sullivan's questions are availalble 3 for a quarter.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-flea-market-finds-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">af8ec8a2-3a7a-4fa8-bab4-fc7a6d53776b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3a10bf59-a3af-4d96-b384-fc20f0f389db/bargains-auphonic.mp3" length="8136055" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The EARLY FLIGHT Expertease</title><itunes:title>The EARLY FLIGHT Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Two wrongs don't make a right -- but two Wrights do make an airplane, which, according to our expert, included free peanuts and ginger ale. Clare Sera keeps both feet on the ground while questioning Early Flight expert Danno Sullivan from the Danno Sullivan Institute of Early Flight Questions and Answers for Podcasts.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two wrongs don't make a right -- but two Wrights do make an airplane, which, according to our expert, included free peanuts and ginger ale. Clare Sera keeps both feet on the ground while questioning Early Flight expert Danno Sullivan from the Danno Sullivan Institute of Early Flight Questions and Answers for Podcasts.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-early-flight-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">60337ffd-fe3a-45eb-ac2f-87e8f9716318</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3ee02023-f59a-4e04-a816-b334a923f69c/Flight-20for-20Auph-AUPH.mp3" length="11447575" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/d112a58a-e401-47ad-9150-242144e0a940/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The FALCONRY Expertease</title><itunes:title>Expertease experts on: FALCONRY - The spout of kings</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Falcon expert Clare Sera won't falcon shut-up about her falcon expertise. Expert nterviewer Danno Sullivan drops hard-shelled questions onto the rocks below.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Falcon expert Clare Sera won't falcon shut-up about her falcon expertise. Expert nterviewer Danno Sullivan drops hard-shelled questions onto the rocks below.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/falconry-the-spout-of-kings]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cbc53089-beb6-4991-81ec-cb892fb1905d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2021 07:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7242dca7-1ca3-45a9-892c-1597326520cd/falconry-shortened-auphonic.mp3" length="9444215" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode></item><item><title>ExperTeam’s Sexist Exploitation to Increase Listenership</title><itunes:title>BONUS-SODE: ExperTeam&apos;s Sexist Exploitation to Increase Listenership</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>You'll be shocked at just how low the ExperTeam will stoop to bring in new listeners.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You'll be shocked at just how low the ExperTeam will stoop to bring in new listeners.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/bonus-sode-experteams-sexist-exploitation-to-increase-listenership]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f74fc9a5-6b1a-4606-80ea-58a12ee6f77d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/caabe645-0551-40de-90c2-38ff62e661f8/bonus-acute-hearing-contest-auphonic.mp3" length="7349518" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>08:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BONUS-SODE: The ExperTeam’s Health Report</title><itunes:title>The ExperTeam&apos;s Health Report</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clare's smoking habit revealed. Rosemond from the post office is grumpy.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clare's smoking habit revealed. Rosemond from the post office is grumpy.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-experteams-health-report]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">82af1635-4ef4-4f6f-985c-3f0b87d3da08</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/55a2d2d0-da37-4c0d-a584-fec68c1fe9c4/bonus-maid-service-pete-bog-auphonic.mp3" length="4108913" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>04:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The “SAY-SAY-SÉANCE” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The “SAY-SAY-SÉANCE” Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clare Sera, or her ectoplasmic doppelgänger, reflects on a life and an afterlife as the world's expert on seances. Danno Sullivan asks questions from a sealed envelope. How he got in the envelope, I'll never know.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clare Sera, or her ectoplasmic doppelgänger, reflects on a life and an afterlife as the world's expert on seances. Danno Sullivan asks questions from a sealed envelope. How he got in the envelope, I'll never know.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/say-say-seances-an-expertease-spook-tacular]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e0ada193-5b44-47d9-83d5-d52d421a8065</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/42928a36-ef21-4a90-9e83-67cb8b15cafc/Seances.mp3" length="11260212" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/ee27f660-1e00-4b80-b933-891b4518eab8/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>The “WIN FRIENDS and INFLUENCE PEOPLE” Expertease</title><itunes:title>The &quot;WIN FRIENDS and INFLUENCE PEOPLE&quot; Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The exciting version of the most boring book in the world. Self-help expert Clark Sera brings the best-selling volume to life with folk rhymes, wisdom, and outright lies.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The exciting version of the most boring book in the world. Self-help expert Clark Sera brings the best-selling volume to life with folk rhymes, wisdom, and outright lies.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-win-friends-and-influence-people-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d35eab28-b4e8-443c-a61a-f008ebd6cc86</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a794537f-caae-4d95-ac4f-761330cfc0c2/win-friends-auphonic-1.mp3" length="11788821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The DOUBLE-BREASTED SUIT Expertease</title><itunes:title>The DOUBLE-BREASTED SUIT Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Fire! French fries! Oh, and the topic at hand: double-breasted suits. Clare Sera dresses up to dress down expert Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fire! French fries! Oh, and the topic at hand: double-breasted suits. Clare Sera dresses up to dress down expert Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-double-breasted-suit-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">10ade9e3-5c68-44ad-aeb4-452245dcf84e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/06c9bbce-3618-4390-8534-b72a82ef2808/Suits-auphonic.mp3" length="12264581" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The HOPSCOTCH Expertease</title><itunes:title>The HOPSCOTCH Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Learn the facts, the strategies, the history, and the tradgedies of the so-called children's game. Hopscotch expert Clare Sera hops to the microphone to answer questions that Danno Sullivan throws like so many lucky tokens.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Learn the facts, the strategies, the history, and the tradgedies of the so-called children's game. Hopscotch expert Clare Sera hops to the microphone to answer questions that Danno Sullivan throws like so many lucky tokens.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-hopscotch-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">18bfa566-0278-4a70-bdc7-d43c95e1bee9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c77c78fa-0114-48c7-9162-642ff8a248f3/hopscotch-clare-auphonic.mp3" length="13837910" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>16:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The DANGEROUS LIGHTHOUSE Expertease</title><itunes:title>The LIGHTHOUSE Expertease</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-lighthouse-expertease]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dc79efff-a7c7-4981-8a31-9d6fec7bd1a2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e656e884-b0d4-4f1a-a359-dbbf9677530b/Lighthouse-enhanced.mp3" length="13879920" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>BONUS-SODE: The ExperTeam Streamlines Production!</title><itunes:title>The ExperTeam Streamlines Production!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Leaked phone call reveals innovative techniques to streamline podcast production.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leaked phone call reveals innovative techniques to streamline podcast production.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/behind-the-scenes-with-the-experteam-04]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">986aac5b-d535-4a5a-b084-9a8b7ef63fb0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5381ac5b-2b6a-4386-817b-8d0177ece916/bonus-word-list-auphonic.mp3" length="4315902" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>05:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The SILENT CINEMA Expertease</title><itunes:title>Expertease experts on: SILENT CINEMA</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Expert Clare Sera talks VERY LOUDLY about the silent cinema. Danno confuses "cinema" with "cinnamon" and expresses his disappointment with comically big gestures and overly heavy eye makeup.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Expert Clare Sera talks VERY LOUDLY about the silent cinema. Danno confuses "cinema" with "cinnamon" and expresses his disappointment with comically big gestures and overly heavy eye makeup.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/expertease-experts-on-silent-cinema]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bf6d723b-a6d6-4c0c-aadc-2f9bbae6b597</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8e1d7b15-eb21-40ec-9fbf-f6ecd9b45658/silent-movies-auphonic.mp3" length="9196281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The DOLPHIN-n-MIME Expertease</title><itunes:title>Expertease experts on: DOLPHIN-n-MIME Adventure!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-dolphin-n-mime-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">472d6317-5111-4559-a024-d66e9c7e48aa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2021 06:45:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f0762b9c-4c75-449d-8844-8a6f8d5599ad/Dolphins.mp3" length="10584194" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The FOLK DANCING Expertease</title><itunes:title>Expertease Experts on: FOLK DANCING</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The deadly side of this sweet-seeming tradition. Details at folk-off.com</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The deadly side of this sweet-seeming tradition. Details at folk-off.com</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/folk-dancing]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ca3214cd-a886-4c30-b510-709f953b2f65</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/376e43c1-83b7-4dc1-ba48-9bf4d1392968/folk-20dancing.mp3" length="13059920" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The MT. RUSHMORE Expertease</title><itunes:title>MT. 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That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"That’s Mr. Rushmore to you." </p><p>Learn the surpising secrets behind the presidents' behinds from Mt. Rushmore expert Danno Sullivan. Clare Sera interrogates.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/mt-rushmore-thats-mr-rushmore-to-you]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d352444b-a41f-42fb-80ac-f3a90103debf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/713a2be3-eca0-4e83-8546-c9b2ea4dab84/Mr-Rushmore-enhanced-converted.mp3" length="11670821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The WILD HONEY Expertease</title><itunes:title>Expertease experts on: Wild Honey</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in for the sweet flavor, stay for the mountainside misadventure. Please do NOT call child services.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tune in for the sweet flavor, stay for the mountainside misadventure. Please do NOT call child services.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/wild-honey]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d6b5f2e8-0415-4e17-8362-1c6df196ade1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2021 07:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/008a8b8f-a7f3-445d-b7ab-658c4eba11d7/honey-auphonic.mp3" length="11499152" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Experteam’s Money Scheme</title><itunes:title>SECRET: The Experteam&apos;s Money Scheme</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Shocking, behind-the-scenes footage reveals uncomfortable truths about the supposedly altruistic podcasters and their blatant cons for money-making, but also show a vulnurable side, and concern for monkeys.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shocking, behind-the-scenes footage reveals uncomfortable truths about the supposedly altruistic podcasters and their blatant cons for money-making, but also show a vulnurable side, and concern for monkeys.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/bonus-swag]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1812a236-3511-4ea9-8cde-1ea8732f26e7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2021 08:50:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e2db293a-ed49-450d-a933-6eb6e4b69706/swag-w-beep-auphonic.mp3" length="6173027" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The PRINTING Expertease</title><itunes:title>PRINTING: The Upper, Lower, and Surprising Middle Cases</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Bloody ink, immovable type, and an uncomfortable showering moment. 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That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bloody ink, immovable type, and an uncomfortable showering moment. Clare Sera is an expert in printing and explains how we communicated before printing, and how we will after. All in one convenient, non-printed podcast. Danno Sullivan flings the queries in Upper, Lower, and Middle Cases</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/cases-upper-lower-and-middle-printing]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2ca10cbc-4d5d-42ad-b0bc-faf5764dc539</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/975305d1-dbbc-43ab-9660-a19dca797a65/printing-no-norm-in-descript-auphonic.mp3" length="11751991" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Experteam’s Legal and Office Woes</title><itunes:title>The Experteam&apos;s Legal and Office Woes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The hard-knuckle behind-the-scenes negotiating that keeps a top level podcast like this one running on track. Plus, Clare's daring scheme to get away with murder???</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The hard-knuckle behind-the-scenes negotiating that keeps a top level podcast like this one running on track. Plus, Clare's daring scheme to get away with murder???</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/the-experteams-behind-the-scenes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">04171632-5cbe-49e3-8852-6d9801a4ac15</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/60a3cd92-6711-4a1b-b82d-ed0728192b42/phone-chat-beep-16-auphonic.mp3" length="3193913" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>03:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The ASPIRIN Expertease</title><itunes:title>1200 Days of Headaches</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Aspirin expert Danno Sullivan answer questions and relieves pain under the expert questioning of achy host Clare Sera.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aspirin expert Danno Sullivan answer questions and relieves pain under the expert questioning of achy host Clare Sera.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/1200-days-of-headaches]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4121eaa3-5bbd-4fac-ae58-dc0f2f34404c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e759584c-2cf6-4c42-a3fc-c9fa4654289d/aspirin-no-normalization-in-descript-auphonic.mp3" length="11860552" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The JOHN DENVER Expertease</title><itunes:title>JOHN DENVER - Thank God I’m a Comedy Podcast</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A caricat-ure of the charact-ers of the act-or John Denv-er. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A caricat-ure of the charact-ers of the act-or John Denv-er. </p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/john-denver]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a9d402b4-6478-46aa-a645-bcd5956e123d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2021 06:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3b4fd03b-28fc-42df-b9d2-56fb27a5c063/Denver-enhanced.mp3" length="10061657" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The “ZEPPELIN! – Das Musical” Expertease</title><itunes:title>Zeppelin! - Das Musical</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The little-known German-language musical about a horrible disaster was itself a horrible disaster. Expert Clare Sera sings and dances her way into our hearts and into our podcast.</p><p>Much love and thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Got a request? Let us know what experteases you'd like us to discuss at https://funnypodcast.co</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The little-known German-language musical about a horrible disaster was itself a horrible disaster. Expert Clare Sera sings and dances her way into our hearts and into our podcast.</p><p>Much love and thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Got a request? Let us know what experteases you'd like us to discuss at https://funnypodcast.co</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/zeppelin-das-musical]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4fa6950f-d8ed-4258-ba7d-f3b21b0f3197</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2021 09:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0ad2ab52-c7b4-4a78-8fad-5816ad72b704/Zeppelin-20-20Das-20Musical.mp3" length="11931252" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode></item><item><title>BEARDS: The Children Are the Future, and the Future is Hairy</title><itunes:title>The Children Are the Future, and the Future is Hairy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Acknowledged expert in BEARDS, Danno Sullivan is interviewed by Clare Sera, mostly on the topic that he claims to be an expert in.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Acknowledged expert in BEARDS, Danno Sullivan is interviewed by Clare Sera, mostly on the topic that he claims to be an expert in.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/beards]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d95ac790-f568-4e37-8d8e-301d15965829</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/eefec890-7869-4abf-94a6-27f301664aef/beard-no-normalization-in-descript-auphonic.mp3" length="7574161" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode></item><item><title>EXPERTEASE – Our exper-teaser</title><itunes:title>EXPERTEASE - Our exper-teaser</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>YOU are an expert in deciding what you want to listen to. This teaser is just hear to help you. Meet the experts in fields you didn't know had experts! Comedy experts turned podcast experts, Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan, provide depth and dumbth.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YOU are an expert in deciding what you want to listen to. This teaser is just hear to help you. Meet the experts in fields you didn't know had experts! Comedy experts turned podcast experts, Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan, provide depth and dumbth.</p><p>Much love and many thanks to announcer <a href="http://moiraquirk.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Moira Quirk</a>.</p><p>Love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/reviews/new/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Click here</a>, and let your expert review-leaving begin!</p><p>Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. <a href="https://www.funnypodcast.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Over at the website</a>, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://funnypodcast.co/episode/teaser]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">585da405-8b38-459c-aa20-154bbe50d291</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0aded3e3-8b3d-4c15-b602-6c80c732592c/jSh_umtZ1qQ-xQfaKGjbBlpE.png"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/08fc71e0-a726-4fa5-a0e9-3a5e9918a3be/teaser-sept-yes-ss-no-auphonic.mp3" length="1959519" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>02:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>