Five Minute Warning

Episode 315 - Pound Cake

Fri, 27 Mar 2026 09:15:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk in a little more detail about the Afroman situation. We also talk about how things are WAYYYYYYYYYYY different back then, than it is now.

Episode 314 - Personal Insights (PI Day Episode)

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 08:05:00 -0400

Yep. It was the 3.14 Episode, but we didn't mention it in the show. Somehow, we ended up talking about me. Not sure how that happened, but I guess I laid on the long couch and went at it. Nothing to see here...

Episode 313 - Childhood Dreaming

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 22:55:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about if we are living, in some form or faction, our dreams when we were children. Trump came up, so we talked about that war going on. And somehow, I said something that I shouldn't have. Story of my life...

Episode 312 - Last week was interesting

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 07:45:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talked about the craziness that happened last week, even though we truly, truly, truly didn't want to...

Episode 311 - Bringing back the past or nah?

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 10:15:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, after a dazzling start of the show, we talked about what fads are worth bringing back and which ones need to never be rediscovered again. And we also talked about going clothes shopping.

Episode 310 - Potential partner

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 10:25:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about what to men need to see in their potential partner on the first couple of dates to decide if they are want to continue in continuing to date that person. Also, we talk about what a 'ride or die' person looks like.

Episode 309 - Relationship equity

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 11:05:00 -0400

This week, we talk about whether Valentine's Day is a necessary day. It is a fair conversation about the pros and cons to the day itself. A new entry to the 'For the Game' Hall of Fame is brought to us by AG.

Episode 308- Grudges

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 11:00:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about the age old question, "Who holds grudges longer: men or women?" We hit it hard and fast and maybe we have a decisive answer?

Episode 307 - Begging is a lost art

Sun, 18 Jan 2026 16:00:00 -0400

On this episode, we introduced our new Five Minute Warning Hall of Fame! We also decided to have our own "Versus" contest and of course, we put our spin on it. Also, what song has the most begging in it? The answers will enlighten you...

Episode 306 - Being present

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 07:52:00 -0400

Our first episode of the new year and we talk about what we will leave in 2025 and what to get better at in 2026. They are not resolutions. We don't like those.

Episode 305 - As the snow falls...

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 00:05:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the situation going on at the University of Michigan. We also g into things that trigger us during the last episode of 2025.

Episode 304 - Stupid games get you...

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 09:37:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about whether the unemployment gap is because of racial inequality or personal entitlement? Also, if you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. Should we feel bad about that?

Episode 303 - Fried Chicken and Watermelon

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 09:27:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about Fried Chicken and Watermelon. And once again, it is cold outside. You know how I feel about that...

Episode 302 - What is your music decade?

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 09:43:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about what decade of music we are most connected to. Our answers may surprise you.

Episode 301 - AI and Weather

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 22:53:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about whether AI could live 30 years ago and there are some interesting takes on that. We also talk about 'Big Boy Season' and someone isn't a fan of it...

Episode 300 - Episode 300

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 22:05:00 -0400

Ladies and gentlemen, 300 episodes. How can we become better people? Listen and find out.

Episode 299 - Are men entitled?

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 22:01:00 -0400

On this episode, we simply talk about whether men are entitled. Entitled to what? I guess that you need to listen to the episode to find out.

Episode 298 - Labels

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 21:54:00 -0400

On this episode, we learned that labels can last forever from MoeB. We also talked about what I really want in a partner. We also talked about other stuff, that you should just listen to.

Episode 297 - Anniversary? How many years?

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 08:13:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, I almost forgot that this is an anniversary show. I think that it is 5 years. We talk about some past events during the show and just pretty much chop it up. Worth the listen.

Episode 296 - Non Verbal Communication

Sun, 26 Oct 2025 20:34:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about how all of Ruben's teams lost this past weekend, and then we talked about bouts of Deja Vu, and they way that men communicate, without saying a word.

Episode 295 - Jumping in both feet

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 09:44:00 -0400

On this week's episode, we talk about the debacle called the VA Governor's Debate. Yeah. And Ruben makes a move that could change his life...

Episode 294 - Fickle

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 09:39:00 -0400

I just want to go on record in saying that this 'F.I.C.K.L.E.' thing, I am not in support of it. On to the show, we talk about the shutdown and Bad Bunny. Worth the listen.

Episode 293 - Words can break...a heart

Sat, 11 Oct 2025 22:27:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about all of the statements that women say to men, especially when they don't want them. Are the questions meant to hurt or do they take the chance to kick a dude while he is down? Inquiring minds want to know.

Episode 292 - Hate is like Tourettes

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 22:49:00 -0400

Wow. On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we continue last weeks conversation. And we say the silent truth out loud about how Trump feels about the people who put him in the office. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.

Episode 291 - Popeye is problematic?

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 22:44:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the situation that the old cartoon Popeye gives us, according to MoeB. We mourn my garden. And yes, we talk about the Utah situation.

Episode 290 - Saliva is a problem

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 22:34:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about the absolute rudeness about getting spit on. AG has his opinion and I have mine. And for some reason, they are not similar. And we also talked about football being back.

Episode 289 - Entrance Theme Songs

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 22:56:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about what our life entrance music would be, if we could pick it and have it follow us wherever we go. The answers are interesting. What would your theme song be?

Episode 288 - Fixing things

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 22:05:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about me fixing things in my house, and the adventure that is that. AG, then went in his soapbox. You should listen to hear about that.

Episode 287 - Cuddle Time - Pain or Pleasure

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 21:40:00 -0400

On this episode, we explain that even cuddle time is affected by our age. We talk a bit of history about Christopher Columbus. And of course, we educate in a way that is not in the actual history books. And more...

Episode 286 - Off the Grid

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 21:33:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about whether we could "live off of the grid" or what they call 'self-sustained living'. Living in the wilderness. The answers are what you expect and what you don't expect...

Episode 285 - The Comeback

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 21:25:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about how I dealt with the loss of my little toe. We also talked again about why men don't like going to the doctors or the hospital. Public Service Announcement: Get checked out twice a year. Also, there is an Elle Duncan comment that we talk about. lol

Episode 284 - To forgive and forget...or not

Sun, 03 Aug 2025 23:20:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the art of forgiveness and is there a time limit in which you should give or receive forgiveness? Their answers are interesting. Also, the saga of nine-toed Ruben continues...

Episode 283 - Boats and Toes

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 19:27:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, I talk about my loss of an appendage and how it is affecting me now. We also talk about how a cruise line has "said" that they don't want black people on ther boats anymore. Did they really say that?

Episode 282 - South Park vs Boondocks - Two different apples off of the same tree?

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 18:52:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about what the two cartoons South Park and Boondocks. They affected the minds of people for their times. We talk about the good and the bad of both of them.

Episode 281 - The Food, the Orange and the Diddy

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 18:38:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about what going on with the weather, the orange person and Diddy. Each one has it's own conversational merits.

Episode 280 - Just simply becoming better

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 07:40:00 -0400

On this episode, we are talking about self growth. How difficult is it for us to become a better person each and everyday? We are going to talk about it is for us, and hopefully, you can take some of our insights and it can help your personal journey.

Episode 279 - Summer Jammin'

Sun, 15 Jun 2025 07:10:00 -0400

On this episode, we are giving you our Summer Playlist! As always, it is not without controversy. You can event go to Spotify and listen to it after the show. Our gift to you. Enjoy!

Episode 278 - Not sure what is going to happen

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 21:48:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we officially have no idea what we are going to talk about on this episode. I mean, I know now what we talked about, but going into it, not really. I feel that i should share the 'I don't know what we are going to talk about' vibes with you. Enjoy!

Episode 277 - Available Choices?

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 09:49:00 -0400

This week on Five Minute Warning, we are talking about dating age limits. How far are you willing to go or what age are you willing to go to date someone? Older or younger? The answers will astound you, or not...

Episode 276 - Don't come back until the street lights come on

Thu, 22 May 2025 21:09:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, Ruben is by himself, but he still dropped some good information with current events, a 5K run without clothes and snakes falling in a drink. What more could you ask for?

Episode 275 - Confidence

Wed, 21 May 2025 23:35:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about when we are confident in ourselves and when we are least confident in life. It is also the Mother's Day episode. Also, teachings for his daughters by MoeB.

Episode 274 - Some of everything...

Sun, 11 May 2025 10:41:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about a load of different things: the economy, the pope, things that matter and doesn't matter., and a whole bunch of other stuff today. Even OnlyFans made an appearance.

Episode 273 - Life rules

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 22:48:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, AG and I talk about the rules that people younger than us should follow. That's right. We are giving back, y'all.

Episode 272 - What you know about me

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 17:43:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about how many people that we know and love actually know about us. And how much will we really share with those people...

Episode 271 - Treat her like a lady

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 11:17:00 -0400

This week, we talk about a person's reputation. More likely, how a possible significant other's reputation affects whether you will possibly attempting to maybe date them. We also talk about working yourself out of a job.

Episode 270 - The first move

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 07:50:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the first connections with a possible significant other. What makes you make that move? And we talked a bit about the WNBA. Interesting.

Episode 269 - Scary Movies

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 18:02:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk abut scary movies and scary people. One is just as interesting as the other.

Episode 268 - What's on TV

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 08:06:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about what we are currently watching on television right now. Then, of course, we get into a heated discussion about one of the shows. just like we do.

Episode 267 - Important papers

Sat, 22 Mar 2025 22:19:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about when do you add your significant other on important papers like Emergency Contact, Next of Kin, Iife Insurance, etc. Always breaking it down life it should be....

Episode 266 - I'm Fresh Out

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 08:28:00 -0400

On this week of FMW, we talk about useless things that we have in and on our places of living. Then somehow, it digresses into other stories. I mean, par for the course, right?

Episode 265 - Love Songs

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 08:12:00 -0400

On this episode, we give one last ode to Valentine's Day (month for some people, not us for real) and we do a My10, not My5 (like usual) on our top 10 best love songs. And someone can't even follow the instructions correctly... Sigh. You know how we do...

Episode 264 - Life Lessons

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 11:44:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about two life lessons that we live our lives by. Do you have life lessons that you live your lives by? Food for thought.

Episode 263 - The hill worth dying on

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 22:24:00 -0400

This episode, we talk about the fact that women have all of these musicial anthems that express how they are feeling and how they want to take care of things, if they could. But, do men have musical anthems? It is what we are talking about today. Oh yeah, also we also talk about the Super Bowl that just happened...

Episode 262 - Worst date ever

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 08:54:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the craziness of the Lakers and Mavericks trade, and we walk about the worst dates that we have been involved with.

Episode 261 - I hate chores

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 10:27:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the love or the bane of everyone's existence: doing chores, and our roll in performing them.

Episode 260 - Motivating Yourself

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 01:07:00 -0400

This episode is about the ways that we motivate ourselves to do other things, or even basic things. Hopefully, you can use this episode to motivate yourself into doing things that you want to do.

Episode 259 - Take good care of yourselves

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 22:17:00 -0400

On this episode, we ponder the question: What do men need to do to make life easier for ourselves and others (aka significant others)? And also, we talk about taking care of ourselves.

Episode 258 - Snowblind

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 19:56:00 -0400

AG is back and in the house! We have returned from hiatus and we are ready to get back in business. We are talking about the realization that the country is about to have a new leader and some people are realizing that they actually are having a problem with it.

Episode 257 - Triggers

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 18:29:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about the our past and what we want for the future and we talk about why Ruben was late for the show.

Episode 256 - The things that will never be corrected

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 18:23:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, Ruben and MoeB talk about the important things about Christmas, such as how much do you spend on your significant other for the holidays, and what is the coolest gifs that you have given and receive on Christmas. And of course, the conversation of what is and what is not a Christmas movie.

Episode 255 - Blowing up in the new year

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 18:18:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, Ruben talks some Crazy World about a county blowing up a building for 7.1 billion dollars, and not knowing what they are going to do with the space, and we also take a trip to the international waters of Florida.

Episode 254 - How passionate are you?

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 09:43:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about what drives us? Why we do what we do? What makes us get out of the bed each day and run headlong into wha you love to do? Passion. Passion for life Passion for existence. Passion for happiness.

Episode 253 - Life Lessons

Sat, 30 Nov 2024 23:54:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about what age we were when we felt like an actual grade-A adult. The answers will astonish you. We also talked about why we made the decision to become monogamous with our significant others in our lives.

Episode 252 - The telling about the "sugar"

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 17:18:00 -0400

So. For this episode, we ripped up the topics for today, and talked about the "sugar". It is not what you think, but it is. The struggle can be real. And for some people it is, and others, it is not. Also, make sure your friends circle is close.

Episode 251 - Making bad moves

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 07:52:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we finish talking about the election, period. We move on. We talk about the worst thing a significant other has done to us. Simple as that.

Episode 250 - Our fifth birthday! Celebrate!

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 07:12:00 -0400

This marks the 250th episode of Five Minute Warning and we also celebrated our fifth birthday as well! So, of course, we did what we always do. We had our predictions of the election (which has happened, see if we were right or wrong), we talked about people doing questionable things in restaurants and of course, whatever else came to mind. It was a birthday that we will never forget!

Episode 249 - Learning to cook...

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 01:19:00 -0400

This week, we answer whether people get to get off 'scot-free' when they do something stupid to other people, because the other person decided to be the bigger person in the conflict? And a My5, moreso, a My1 about what food that we want to learn how to cook.

Episode 248 - Is Nepotism fair?

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 23:34:00 -0400

This week, we talk about LeBron and his power to get his son into the league, emotional regulation, and we talk about things happening in our world. Reminding everyone that we live in a Crazy World.

Episode 247 - Seeding clouds

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 22:03:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about Halloween and what role does it have in our lives now, compared to when we were younger. We also have a science conversation about seeding clouds, and the lack of science behind the comments. Do fat guys have a particular season? Tonight, we will find out!

Episode 246 - Poop-it-dy Scoop

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 18:32:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about experiences that have stuck with us as children. Interesting stuff here. Does climate change exist to you yet? We also briefly talk about things going on, such as diddy, baby oil and we still forget about 8th grade civics. A lot of things to unpack on this episode.

Episode 245 - Ruben can NEVER win an argument

Sat, 05 Oct 2024 08:47:00 -0400

On this episode, we continue the 0 for forever streak of Ruben winning an argument. I can never win. Frustrating. As entertaining as it was, I continue to take Ls. Oh well, down to the nitty gritty. We talk about why women never fear the loss or losing in marriage or relationships. Teflon, man. Teflon.

Episode 244 - 1st Annual FMW Awards

Sat, 05 Oct 2024 08:44:00 -0400

We decided to get into the awards business and gave out the first ever FMW STFU Awards. Not a lot of low hanging fruit, but we do catch some. And we also answered the age old question: Are men ever the prize?

Episode 243 - Smiling is addictive

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 23:37:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we are talking about the new breed of 'dog whistles' that are being toted around from two people. We also talk about a judge who maybe getting their comeuppance, but we have opinions on the reason of the 'whistleblower', as it were. We also talked about what makes us smile.

Episode 242 - Dear Mama...

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 23:32:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, Ruben isn't here, so of course, craziness still ensues. AG and MoeB talk about their opinions on Instagram reels and how their mothers have influenced their lives from the beginning to current.

Episode 241 - Simpin' ain't easy...

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 07:17:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about how simping is prevalent in our world, and how it was taught from youth to current times. It's an interesting conversation that you won't want to miss.

Episode 240 - Being late is not a positive move...

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 15:44:00 -0400

So, I started the show late today, but we still got it in! This episode was about politics, our version. The DNC happened, so we talked about it. We talk about all of the other stuff that no one wants to talk about. Simple as that. You should listen.

Episode 239 - Sometimes, you need to know when to waive the white flag...

Sun, 25 Aug 2024 08:55:00 -0400

On this episode, AG hits us with a new episode of 'Hey Ladies'. MoeB drops us with a new 'Foreign Affairs'. I just hit you with the presence. And with all of that, we still find a way to deliver a good show. Worth the listen...

Episode 238 - The music hate is real

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 21:44:00 -0400

This week, we talk about musicians that we are SICK of listening to, or I talk about what people I am sick of listening to. My My5 is amazing. We also talk about what they miss about being single, will I talk about what I miss when I was not single.

Episode 237 - Worlds Collide...again

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 21:38:00 -0400

We once again get the 5 box up and we have guests in the house! Every summer, we bring Marcus J and Jay Grizzy Green in the house! We talk about a bunch of things, but we have the most important conversation that we ever had on the show. We go a My5 on the best BOOTY songs ever. We agreed on some, we disagreed on others. Listen to see what you think. We also talk about why you are with your partner. Interesting.

Episode 236 - Maybe I should try it now...

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 23:41:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we bring back the My5 and talk about 5 foods that we do not like to eat. We also talk about a memorable moment in the summer that we have. Of course, we have the usual shenanigans that we have on the show. And a special conversation about...menopause. I am going to leave that there.

Episode 235 - People as a whole, love chaos...

Sat, 27 Jul 2024 19:45:00 -0400

On Five Minute Warning, we deal in the current (mostly). We give our first reactions to Joe Biden dropping out of the Presidential rate. After we dealt with that, we talk about more important questions such as: Why do women say that they want to be 'led' by a man and how "aggressive is too aggressive" when a man makes his intentions known to a woman? Craziness all over the place...

Episode 234 - The crazy week that was...

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 06:36:00 -0400

This week on FMW, we have our opinions on the BET Awards, the ESPYs and someone getting shot in the ear. It was so crazy, that my stomach just wasn't being normal. Among other things...

Episode 233 - The Friend ZONE

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 23:16:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about being in the Friend Zone. We also have a short visit into the Crazy World that we live in and we talk about why people put their whole life on social media for the world to see. Good, bad or indifferent, it is part of our world.

Episode 232 - The old guy or the lyin' guy

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 02:10:00 -0400

This week on FMW, we talked about the debate (?) that happened, AG brought us a brand new 'Hey Ladies' segment, and of course, I find ways to sabotoge myself. Ugh...

Episode 231 - Double Standards

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 19:13:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about double standards all over the place. Not much is off limits. And we also discuss why there is only one or two real diabetic shoe lines. And, why Nike doesn't have one.

Episode 230 - Stay out of Women's Business

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 22:54:00 -0400

Tonight, we decide to let Ruben think of his 'thought provoking questions'. And of course, stupidity ensures. However, some of them were thought provoking, but, well, you know...

Episode 229 - Face Palm

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 22:46:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about why when black people try to explain things on the political realm, they compare things to the worst things for black people in American History. Looking at you, Florida Rep. Byron Donald. We also talk about the importance of your friends having your significant other's phone number. And, MoeB has a brand new segment: Why I don't F with you. Nuff said.

Episode 228 - Break out the parade...

Sat, 08 Jun 2024 10:27:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about asking our significant others doing things for their partners. And of course, the responses were legendary. We also talked about dating women who do and don't have children. Not grown adults, but children. And we talked the differences. Fun time.

Episode 227 - Everyone cries

Wed, 29 May 2024 23:33:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about what our "peace" looks like when we are not with our significant other. AG talked about the Indy 500 and we also revealed to the world that men do cry.

Episode 226 - There are always choices...

Sun, 26 May 2024 19:47:00 -0400

And by listening to our show, you have made a positive choice. We delve into a new Crazy World, we talk about how you have "peace" when you are without your significant other, and sometimes people are not mad at what you are, but what you do.

Episode 225 - Worship and Beef

Sun, 19 May 2024 09:09:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we give a legitimate winner to the Drake/Kendrick Lamar beef. We also celebrated Mother's Day and we talk about what should you say in church. And what you also shouldn't say in church.

Episode 224 - Here comes the summer.

Sat, 11 May 2024 11:37:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about protesting and our opinions on it. We also have an annual My5 about 5 things that we want to do this summer (not regular stuff). Here comes the summer.

Episode 223 - Sex.

Sun, 05 May 2024 20:30:00 -0400

This episode, we talk about some real important topic: sex in a relationship. AG and I jump into it full bore and AG also brought us some real talk about the possibly of losing your black card around bologna. Smh.

Episode 222 - You can't be a half, you have to be a whole

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 07:40:00 -0400

Today, we talked a little Crazy World, then we had a My5 that allowed us to venture into the part of ourselves, that we somewhat reside, but are becoming used to. Being older. For the young at heart.

Episode 221 - The easiest path is not necessarily the best path

Sat, 20 Apr 2024 09:51:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about why people are upset about this new Beyonce album and why Black people are riding for Trump this year. We also mention why looking your best can have undesired consequences.

Episode 220 - Apparently, there is always another level...

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 00:21:00 -0400

Tonight, we talk about that real real. We talk about the the news in the world that is relevant and more importantly, what is going on now. This episode we speak about the hate that Angel Reese is getting and if it is deserved; is Diddy in real trouble; another shooting at a fast food restaurant over some condiments. Even Nickelodeon got in this show.

Episode 219 - Ownership isn't really what it is...

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 00:39:00 -0400

This week on FMW, we talk about body parts, 225 pounds of bad stuff in a cop car, Ruben eating crow, gambling and the problems that it brings, Foreign Affairs and the return of an old friend...

Episode 218 - Free Enterprise

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 09:56:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about Napster, the NCAA tournaments, and in the question f the day, we talk about placing the price on the value of women, and if that price is too high. That was a very spirited debate.

Episode 217 - We could be canceled...

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 19:56:00 -0400

This could be the episode that we get canceled...but i doubt it. We talk about 'mansplaining' and 'womanspeak'. Yeah, it is not as crazy as you think it is. We also talk about other things including bad movies.

Episode 216 - Scary mom

Sat, 16 Mar 2024 11:18:00 -0400

This week on FMW, we talk about the dumpster fire which was the State of the Union Republican rebuttal. Should men have female friends to date women? We speak about that, Girl Scout Cookies, No Limit and many more subjects on this new episode of Five Minute Warning.

Episode 215 -Funeral Crashers?

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 07:57:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about should sex workers be banned from certain places (under-aged places). The opinions make you think a bit. We also answer the My5 of the week asking 'what five things do you hate to do'. And of course we fall into other things that we do not plan for. We are good at that.

Episode 214 - Seasoned

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 11:48:00 -0400

So, on this episode of FMW, we talk about the infamous Trump shoes. Then we go down the political rabbit hole that it entails. We also talk about the word 'seasoned' and what it means. Interesting episode.

Episode 213 - Vanilla

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 14:33:00 -0400

On this week of FMW, Ruben has lot most of his voice, but he is still in the house! We talked about the Super Bowl Usher Halftime Show, and then we went where the show has never has gone before. And somehow, AG got a new wife...

Episode 212 - Flutes, Football and ....

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 23:10:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, Ruben is uoset and just can't get the show started and from that we spiral on to a ton of other topics - WuTang, Andre 3000's Flute Album, and we eventually get to the topic of this week's show - wedding vows.

Episode 211 - People out here tapdancin'...

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 23:17:00 -0400

This episode was our 'Back in our day' show. We talked about if we were down with OPP, whether we wore 'CrossColors' or African medallions and we even talked about some of our favorite songs in high school. Then, tapdancing commenced...

Episode 210 - The Situation

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 19:52:00 -0400

On this episode, AG and I talked about the differences of dating between this generation and "our" generation. How they connect compared to how we connect. Also, which gender changed the way we connect? Thought provoking commentary today.

Episode 209 - Take out S A V E from SAVAGE and you get AG

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 19:34:00 -0400

On this episode, as the name of the episode says, AG is savage. Also on this episode, we talk about how men should get the of attention of the woman they are interested in. Interesting comments ensue. Also, a true definition of my hating abilities is at the end of this episode. It is worth the listen.

Episode 208 - Partnership or not?

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 12:38:00 -0400

First episode of 2024. We back y'all! We did a My5 on our five most favorite Michael Jackson songs. The lists are interesting. We also talk about when an independent woman is too independent for men? The answers from the guys will surprise you.... or not.

Best of #5 - Revisiting Episode 100

Sun, 31 Dec 2023 22:09:00 -0400

AG decided to go into the crates and revisited Episode #100. You do not have to go back into the archives, because we have it right here for you. Possibly one of the best episodes of all time by us. Listen to it. Bask in it. We are coming back strong in 2024!

Episode 207 - The Real Christmas

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 00:05:00 -0400

Ladies and gentlemen, do not let the title fool you. We talk about Christmas today and we found a way to talk about the importance of the movie 'Undercover Brother' to the culture. We also talk about what are the things that you DO NOT get your significant other for Christmas. And sometimes, other people for that matter.

Episode 206 - Similar, but different conversations

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 07:31:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about labels in relationships and how important that they are or not to people. Also, how does that conversation even happen? We talk about how we talk about it in this episode.

Episode 205 - Too... much...

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 10:58:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, I would like to apologize for this episode because I was on my soapbox WAYYYYYYY too long an I used toooooooooo much profanity. I spoke what was on my heart and mind and do not let your children listen to this one (they really shouldn't be listening to any of them). AG did return back from parts unknown and we talked about how the holiday season will affect new relationships. Its cuffing season!!!

Episode 204 - Rollin' Solo

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 10:54:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, your boy is running the show by himself and no one to hold me back! Except for basic decency of course. We talked about how much like love and hate the winter season, as a whole and we went into the world at talked about how crazy it is.

Episode 203 - Thankful

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 20:46:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about being thankful for what we are for in the last year. MoeB also gives you information on how to get out of questionable situations.

Episode 202 - It needed to be said

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 11:29:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about why and how the Battle of the Sexes have become so nasty. The answers will surprise you. Also, competing with family during the holidays and why are we just fighting people out of the blue?

Episode 201 - Why you writing checks that I gotta cash?

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 21:04:00 -0400

On this episode, in honor of the 50 years of hip hop, we talk about our 5 favorite hip hop artists. Then things turn left as we talk about why we are cashing checks that 'she' be writing. That is so messed up.

Episode 200 - It's 200 and it feels so...just like every other episode.

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 10:43:00 -0400

It is episode 200 and the 4th Anniversary and Season Finale all in one episode! We take it back in time for this episode. We have a brand new "Hey Ladies" by AG and the critically acclaimed "Foreign Affairs" by MoeB. I am just here basking in number 200...

Episode 199 - You either got it, or you don't

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 21:02:00 -0400

This week on FMW, we talk about the what happened when we take a week off, we talk about why men and women can't tell each other what they want in their partner, and we found our way into a discussion about pumpkin spice. Epic episode.

Episode 198 - The effect that yoga pants have had in our world

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 21:40:00 -0400

On this episode, the guys talk about the effect that yoga pants have had in the dressing world and how there are rules for men wearing sweatpants. We also talk about the how the black community supports or not Deion Sanders. MoeB talks about 'feminine energy' in his 'Tales from the Gridiron' segment.

Episode 197 - Controlling the Temperature

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 09:30:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about overrated artists, what we wear at the crib, AG tells us about a very vivid dream he has had and MoeB with another 'Tales of the Gridiron'.

Episode 196 - Sometimes, you just got to 'mind your business'

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 18:28:00 -0400

On this episode, AG and I talk about things your mother may say to you if you are walking out of the house looking, questionable. We also let you know reasons why you should just 'mind your business'.

Episode 195 - Sometimes casual conversations are exhausting

Sat, 23 Sep 2023 11:11:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about the union strike, PA missing prisoner captured, is the 'Hall Pass' real, and we talk about what we dislike, the older we get. that in itself, is a full show.

Episode 194 - Trust Me, I am NOT a Doctor

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 01:23:00 -0400

On this episode, I get on my high horse and talk about medical things. However, they only refer to me, and then, it is sort of, what I think I know. So, of course, hilarity ensues between AG and I. We also talk about if women have been given a bad rap by men. And we also wonder, again, how children graduate high school.

Episode 193 - S - I - N - G - L - E. Do you know what that means?

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 22:11:00 -0400

On this episode, they tell me that I am old. Eventhough, I apparently give receipts to that effect. We also talk about parent cursing, receiving punishment from parental units, and how it affected us then and the children of today. We also tell the real truth about kids.

Episode 192 - When code switching goes wrong...

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 22:45:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about the mugshots that was seen around the country and which one was the worst. Women paying child support? If you just are thinking about it, are you a freak? Also, code switching accidentally in the clip of the week.

Episode 191 - For once, My5 became 10...

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 00:11:00 -0400

This week on Five Minute Warning, we had two My5 segments and we snuck in a Crazy Word about a prank turned into a possible murder in Denmark. They can keep ALL OF THAT there.

Episode 190 - The Last of the Fight of Montgomery

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 23:58:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about suing a stripper and how PPP loans factor in, and of course we comment on the Fight of Montgomery. Yep, there is no real name, so everyone comes up with their own.

Episode 189 - Things I don't understand...

Sun, 13 Aug 2023 08:41:00 -0400

On this episode, AG and I talk about things that we still do not understand. Why old teacher still want to touch children? Hoodies in 90 degree weather? Why??? Blackface? Why does that get up upset? These and more questions will be answered in this episode.

Episode 188 - Sometimes, you just gotta go deep...

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 19:43:00 -0400

On this episode, our first 5 box crew with guests Marcus J and Jay 'Grizzy' Green. I could talk about the episode, but... Just watch it.

Episode 187 - Where did I mess up?

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 10:18:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the international country of Florida and how they have decided to educate their children about black history. Off the rails? Maybe. We also go over the list of the best R&B love songs ever.Some made the cut, some did not. The segment, "What's on your mind" took a turn, at least twice.

Episode 186 - If you can get this, then you can get that...

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 12:14:00 -0400

On this episode, the band is back together! We jump into a My5 talking about the talents that we wish that we had, and found a way to talk about next week's show and the way that the government slips a new law in and more people know about it that they are willing to let on.

Episode 185 - Tell me that you are using, by not telling me...

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 11:49:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, MoeB and I talk about the Supeme Court and its rulings this year. Clarence Thomas and our opinions of that guy. And we dropped some economic history on ya. I celebrated the big 5-0 and we talked about my trip around the southern part of this United States. Then we had some Crazy World. We back!!!

Episode 184 - When you finally realize that you are a parent...

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 11:42:00 -0400

On this episode, AG and I we ask where is MoeB? AG talks about when you really realize when you are now a parent, and I talk about when make those mistakes and you have to live with it when your hair grows back. Also, karma is real. A business owner found out that sometimes being petty, means that you pay out harder in the end.

Episode 183 - One of the safest moves ever made

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 17:51:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, AG and Ruben we get into some Real Talk about Ja Morant and how you get fired and come out of this situation a millionaire. We also talk about the family rules of involvement. And yet, somehow Pootie Tang is also talked about.

Episode 182 - Disrespecting the house

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 12:23:00 -0400

On. this episode, we talk about the difference between men and our friends and women and their friends, MoeB schools us on not trusting the insurgents/roommates/kids when it is quiet, the importance of taking the scenic route home, AG getting that revenge later on in his life, and the return of Foreign Affairs.

Episode 181 - Hate me or Thank Me Later

Sat, 10 Jun 2023 15:19:00 -0400

So, this episode went off the rails at the beginning. We scrapped our show notes and talked about a whole bunch of Real Talk. MoeB even gave everyone something to watch and listen to, even if it is the best or worst stuff ever hear or seen...by anybody.

Episode 180 - The hero we didn't know we needed, again...

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 09:41:00 -0400

This week, we brought back the Question of the Day: If you could pick a show to reboot, what would it be or do you think reboots should be banned? The answers will make you think. The My5 returns as well this week: Your 5 most recognizable songs after hearing the first 5-10 seconds of the song. We also talk about the possible benefit of certain people in Congress. Maybe, this person may be the hero we needed...

Episode 179 - Survival in the Jungle (School - K-12)

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 09:26:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talked a whole bunch of REAL NEWS this week. NBA Basketball took front and center this week with the Lakers losing (and Ruben still hatin') and Morant and Morris. We debuted a new segment called "What's more important?", and this week we talk about having AR-15s and Mass shootings, and what is more important. MoeB talks about school social survival and what you have to do to survive.

Episode 178 - Love Languages: Who are they really for?

Fri, 19 May 2023 00:35:00 -0400

On this episode, AG and I finish our two parter talking about the five love languages. We talk about the other three and we have very strong discussions on who the love languages are really for and somehow my feelings come out very strong and me channeling my inner 'MoeB', may not be the best thing...

Episode 177 - What the?!

Sun, 14 May 2023 10:38:00 -0400

On this episode, we started our first part in talking about the 5 Love Languages. We talked about Gifts and Acts of Service. We went over our love languages, and I also talked about how Good Times is no longer a watchable show for me, because of MoeB.

Episode 176 - They still late without me...

Fri, 05 May 2023 23:22:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, Ruben was on vacation, so AG and MoeB were left to run the show and be late. AG hit MoeB with the Fast Five and MoeB took us into his history with the currently unused six months of residence with his mother. And the biggest question of the day was asked and answered: "Is blood thicker than booty?"

Episode 175 - How much is it going to cost my soul?

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 10:48:00 -0400

On this episode of the Five Minute Warning, we are talking about the man carrying the weight of the relationship. While he is doing that, can he still be great? Very interesting conversation. MoeB is still talking about the 'terrorists' in his home. We also talk about the amount of love that we have for women while growing up and even now.

Episode 174 - So, 'Stop Snitching' turned to 'Snitch at every opportunity'?

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 23:15:00 -0400

This week, we talk about kids snitching on each other, possibly due to hate, but when did snitching become an all the time thing? We talked a little about the basketball playoffs, people breaking out of jail and getting caught at iHOP and our take on the future of the Republican Party run for Presidency. Gonna be great!

Episode 173 - How funny is your racism?

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 10:12:00 -0400

On this episode, we revisited the famous "Lereeeeeerrrooooyyyy Jennnnnkinnnnsssss" video, and I asked the guys questions about marriage. Not that I am close to getting married, but I figured that I would ask the hard hitting questions to see if that is what I am going to do in the future. A very interesting conversation to say the least.

Episode 172 - Leeeeeeeroy JENKINNNNNNNNNSSSSS!!!

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 19:10:00 -0400

On this week, we tackle the Question of the Week: Is respecting your parents sometimes more like giving them a participation award? We also talked about the Women's National Championship Game and all that entailed, and we find time to also talk about things that are on our minds.

Episode 171 - He know something that I don't

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we venture into our Crazy World, in which someone jumped out of moving plane and we question "Why didn't we follow him"; why did the Supreme Court talk about a dog toy dispute; and how rideshares are now used as getaway cars. It is also about that time everyone, and I talk about it in this episode.

Episode 170 - Be Present

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 17:36:00 -0400

On this episode, I have a lot of static in microphone, so bear with me on that. We talk about the new life status that I am jumping into - being broke for the rest of my life. We had some NCAA Tournament talk, we talk about reparations, being a champion in life, and somehow we talk about the personal fetishes that you 'may or not have'. Also, how can we address women these days and not get raked through the coals.

Episode 169 - Technical Difficulties

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:58:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we start with a few minor technical difficulties. Talked a bit about the NCAA Tournament and those who got in, and those who didn't (UNC). How important is the messenger in jokes and funny videos? MoeB hit us with some Unpopular Opinions. I closed the show, apparently, feelin' myself, a bit.

Episode 168 - Who is taking care of YOU?

Sat, 11 Mar 2023 09:47:00 -0400

On the new episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about De La Soul now on Spotify, and how AWESOME it is, how taking a pet cat through TSA in a bag and it gets x-rayed, probably is not a great move, a new 'Hey Ladies' segment and our new segment, 'Hero and Zero'.

Episode 167 - When you have to prove more than anyone else...

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 13:26:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about who would be the next Super Bowl halftime show, after Rihanna. We talk about the lengths that Eric Bienenemy is going to get. NFL Head Coaching job, people getting upset about the new Queen of Coppin State University and when fake murders look real. All new episode. Gotta catch it.

Episode 166 - The most divisive game in the black community...

Sat, 25 Feb 2023 01:39:00 -0400

Welcome to an new episode of Five Minute Warning. On this episode, AG is back after his fight with the 'rona, we talk about politics that should make sense (but it doesn't), and in the Fast Five, MoeB talks about the most divisive game in the black community. Yep, it probably isn't what you think?

Best of #5 - Episode #100 - Revisited

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:46:00 -0400

Happy President's Day! A new "Best of" from the ones and twos of AG. Of course, you can go and re-listen episode #100 on your own. OR, you can listen to this Best of episode and get the great parts of #100. Trust me, you do not want to miss this. A great jumping on point, if you are new to the show.

Episode 165 - The Black History Menu

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 13:51:00 -0400

This week we talk about our Super Bowl picks, we discuss how little kids understand Critical Race Theory (hint: they don't), in the My5 we talk about five things we can't live without, how labels separate people, not bring us together, and we talk about the uproar of "The Blach History Menu".

Episode 164 - Did they win the fight?

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 23:56:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk a little football. We have some Real Talk about the death of Tyre Nichols and the infamous double standard. It is worth the listen.

Episode 163 - If you can't cook, I am gonna eat somewhere else

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 16:36:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about our last 5 songs that we listened to in the My5. We discuss when eating another woman's food, other than you significant other's, is acceptable, the end of the sex doll ban in South Korea. We also talk about a woman getting caught AGAIN, swimming the in the sewers and also another "Tale of the Rec League". Like. Share. Subscribe.

Episode 162 - Unlikely Sponsorships

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:37:00 -0400

So, this week, we talked about grooming and making sure that you are clean "down there". There was one cream that was used by 2 out of 3 of us, and it works! We did find time to have a "Hey Ladies", Question of the Day and "Tales from the Rec League" as well. We worked hard to get a sponsor. Maybe too hard... @LumeDeodorant @FranksRedHot

Episode 161 - Neighborhood Hero

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 19:29:00 -0400

We have returned! We are back from the holidays with the latest amount of real and crazy in the same show. We talk bout failed promises, a Rise and Shine and we take a trip to the international location of Florida. We are back, and don't miss it!

Best of #4 (2022)

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 19:30:00 -0400

Here is another episode of the best moments of 2022. More great entertainment from Five Minute Warning. Listen to what you missed and join us when we come back on January 8 at 9pm on Twitch and YouTube.

Best of #3 (2022)

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 16:41:00 -0400

Happy holidays! We can't be with you so we did the next best thing and hit you with some of the best, funniest moments of the year! We will be back January 2023! Enjoy!

Episode 160 - Was it really 'Good Times'?

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 21:14:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, AG hit MoeB with the 'Fast Five' of questions, and MoeB didn't disappoint! AG dropped a 'Hey Ladies' and MoeB with a 'Weekend vent'. No Ruben on this episode, so they took care of business and trust me, they took care of business!

Episode 159 - Stunt Double for the Color Purple or R.I.P. Free Pooky

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 21:38:00 -0400

This is the episode that we celebrate Festivus - for the best of us. We give our 5 grievances for the year 2022. We also find time to talk about the prime movement in Colorado, the run-off in Georgia and a little bit about the basketball player who returned home. We had a little Rise and Shine, and MoeB's Weekend Vent.

Episode 158 - The intro that never ends...sigh

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 20:36:00 -0400

On this episode, we simply never got out of the blocks. We about everything from taking a ****, to our feet hurting, to everything we talked about, instead of what we are supposed to be talking about in this episode. Trust me, I could fill this section with words about the longest intro ever, it is just worth the listen. Join us in this cluster. It is always worth it.

Episode 157 - Separate, Not Equal

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 19:35:00 -0400

This week on the Five Minute Warning, the hate is real at the beginning of the show, Then we talked about songs that you hear, but you think of a completely different song, but it is not the original. We take you to school today. And, can you talk to your partner about having a good time out and about with your friend? This and all answers on this episode of FMW.

Episode 156 - Self Awareness is a Trait

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 10:08:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the pettiness of Elon Musk and his purchase and questionable changes on Twitter, MoeB gives us the update on his coaching adventures, and somehow, we get into a discussion about the future of the Republican Party. I know. Crazy, right?

Episode 155 - Lesson #4081 - If you talk it, you had better back it up

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 08:03:00 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, MoeB and I talk about Georgia, people licking toads and how smuggling a gun in poultry, may not be the best idea. MoeB takes us back to Florida with his Foreign Affairs segment, and sometimes you are never too old to learn that talking the 'cold cash' may come with tearful consequences.

Episode 154 - Fast Food and Support

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:48:00 -0400

On this episode of the Five Minute Warning, we talk about the necessity to vote, choosing of fast food to be your last one and child support: is the system good? We have some Real Talk, some Hey Ladies and a special Rise and Shine from MoeB.

Episode 153 - 3rd Anniversary - It's Nasty (not the episode)

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 22:12:00 -0400

This is the 3rd Anniversary of the show. We talk about one of most nastiest pieces of food ever created (my opinion). Ruben wanted AG to tell him that he was wrong, and AG hit us with some Foreign Affairs. This episode was juicy. Yes, that was a bad pun.

Episode 152 - We in the past, but not in the present?

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 19:57:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about how all gummies are not good for your kids, a legit Parent Trap, a real-life super villain, and MoeB talks about how black people are represented in prequels of movie and television series, but not in the current versions of them. Worth the listen.

Episode 151 - Lazy over Self Preservation

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 20:56:00 -0400

On this week's episode of FMW, we talk about how old people need to rob people to maybe make sure that their medicare is right, after he lost his finger at the scene of the crime, the relevance of the Commanders and their fanbase, dudes biting dogs, and MoeB talks about this generation who has nothing original thoughts. Please vote.

Episode 150 - So, we got to do a thing...

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 23:20:00 -0400

Episode 150 is here! AG returned! And we celebrated it the only way we can...with a My5! This week we talked about the five things we can't live without. Also, I hit MoeB and AG with a new First Thing on Your Mind! (which was hilarious). AG dropped a hey Ladies and MoeB hit us with a trip to the territory of Florida. And AG goers DARK! Gotta listen to understand...

Episode 149 - Natural Selection to protect everyone

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 23:14:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, MoeB and I we talk about the roll of natural selection that occurs in life, when people do things like: cook food in NyQuil, among other things. We talk about how voting in Texas is VERY important this year. I talked about New Edition and MoeB talked about R&B music. And we collided.

Episode 148 - Weaponizing ... Flowers?

Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:09:00 -0400

On this episode, MoeB and Ruben talk about the new weapon for men these days, according to another podcast, flowers. Yep, I don't get it either. MoeB also talks about parents being better for their kids, and we discuss what's going on in Boston and the lengths people will go to get away from their families. Smh...

Episode 147 - It's so good, it's like sunshine. I want no parts of that.

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 20:46:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talked about bringing nunchucks to a gun fight at a school, AG hit us with a 'Hey Ladies' and MoeB was going to go PC. The question is, did he? The only way to find out is to take a listen.

Episode 146 - Should have I been shocked?

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 20:17:00 -0400

On this week of FMW, we talk about football, the Queen's passing and back scratchers. We also talked about that 'white' in our PPE. Be careful! And we answer the age old question: Which is better: Red Lobster Biscuits or Church's Chicken Honey Butter biscuits?

Episode 145 - Eating is a privilege, sometimes we need to remember that.

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 11:20:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we talk about what and how many times you should have edibles. Sometimes, once is enough, but i digress. AG hits us with another "Rise and Shine" and we might be able to tell MoeB that "he is wrong". Maybe? In the My5, we talk about the good and bad of flying. So much to unpack. Take a listen.

Episode 144 - Look, the Bigfoot is real! I seen't it!

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 20:02:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, the rabbit hole is opened once again as the guys deal with "First Thing on You Mind". Yes, there is an official Bigfoot Sighting Organization. I could talk about everything else we talked about, but it would just ruin the episode for you. Take a listen.

Episode 143 - Piss, Popcicles and Plunderers

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 20:32:00 -0400

This week on FMW, we talked about ways to tell your significant other that you are expecting, AG drops more truth in his Rise and Shine segment, and everything else, well, you just have to listen. The title of this episode says it all.

Episode 142 - They had style, they had grace, the truth will be in this place

Sat, 20 Aug 2022 21:26:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, AG is back and hit us with the truth of song Vogue. It is an interesting take, and it is worth the listen. Ruben talks about crazy stuff in the world and in the My5, we talked about 5 things that we will never, ever do, even if we could.

Episode 141 - Time and Place, man. Time and Place.

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 23:13:00 -0400

This week, MoeB and I talk about the real stories in this country, such as Lindsey Graham wanting states to be in control of everything, graduation photos creating a buzz at an international university, the true meaning and uses of time and place, BOGO, and of the course we finally talk about the ramifications of the BG situation.

Episode 140 - The bear must have came for his pic-i-nic basket...

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 19:39:00 -0400

On this week, we bring Marcus J back and introducing Jay Grizzy to the show this week. MoeB shows up later, when he wasn't supposed to be here. We talked about WWE Summerslam, and we took the crew through the gauntlet of craziness around the world. We had a My5 of our musical interests, and we had a 4-box! It is worth the listen as I bring my show past and my show present together.

Episode 139 - Everybody doesn't get what they want

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 11:27:00 -0400

On this episode, the returning AG is bringing the thunder with his Rise and Shine about what the reversal of Roe v Wade really means, e talk about what is the most important thing in a relationship in the Questions of the Day, and of course we talk about how you get tazed on a riding lawnmower when you are trying to get away from the police. Some things, you just can't make up...

Episode 138 - The different levels of chicken, and how it affects you

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 19:56:00 -0400

On this episode, MoeB and I discuss why the conversation of women are the "prize" and men are just 'whatever' still exists. We also talk about the value, or lack thereof, of introducing certain foods into your body, especially when you have never had it before. And the answer to the biggest question ever, "How to satisfy a man". The answer shouldn't surprise you...

Episode 137 - That is someone I can get behind...

Sat, 16 Jul 2022 00:44:00 -0400

We are back from a one week hiatus and nothing has slowed down. Who made booty-poppin on a handstand interesting this week? Man, the HOV people are out and of course, when your second person is a fetus, is that fair? Jumping naked on Big Rig apparently is a sport in Foreign Affairs. Then we talk about what we like to cook. All this and more on this new episode of Five Minute Warning.

Episode 136 - Apologies...

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 22:55:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the fallout from the the Roe v Wade reversal. Hey Ladies addresses it and we give our own personal opinions on the subject. Three black men's opinion on the subject? What more could you want? We also had fun talking about some new questions on the block as well.

Episode 135 - Learning how to use profanity...properly

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 17:31:00 -0400

On this Father's Day episode, we have a callback to one of our Crazy World stories from a while back, AG hit us with a "Rise and Shine" and MoeB had a comparison with Drake and LL Cool J in his "Tell Me I'm Wrong" segment. In the Question of the Day, we talk about whether gender roles still exist today. And my mother gave us some critical advice about our show (yes, she does watch and listen, most of the time). It is worth the listen.

Episode 134 - Who has a sniper rifle in the hood?

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 23:22:00 -0400

On this episode, we bring back the new segment, "First Thing On Your Mind", and the answers will have you rofl- ing; "Hey Ladies" is back with his "Forget Me Nots"; "Foreign Affairs" bring you the business in the "territory" attached to the US, including police trying to catch a woman riding a suitcase; yes, a suitcase; and when you go fishing there, you can catch sniper rifles; And we introduce a new segment "#TheyDidThatS***"; because we think that they may have #DidThatD***. This episode contains new slang. Worth. The. Listen.

Episode 133 - Don't forget me in the backseat!

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 23:12:00 -0400

This week, we talk about the show P-Valley, the dangers of transporting in an airport, in your wheelchair; AG takes us on a trip about the politics of civility in the Rise and Shine; MoeB takes us back in his new segment, "The Olden Days"; the My5 this week, talks about what we would change about the school system. Very educational.

Episode 132 - Everything Can't be White People

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 22:18:00 -0400

On this special before-Memorial Day episode, we asked about how we would change the political system. AG quit. AG rejoined us. We talked about Juneteenth Ice Cream. We had Hey Ladies and Foreign Affairs segments. And we talked about how everything can't be about white people. Everything...

Episode 131 - Let me get some of that Pillsbury...

Thu, 26 May 2022 00:05:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, we start off with the dangers of dropping your $1300 Apple Watch in the slow world of EPCOT, AG teaching in the Rise and Shine, MoeB is always winnin' in Tell ME I'm Wrong. In the My5, we talked about the best dates we have taken people on and we end with some helpful information for the upcoming summer.

Episode 130 - Tropicana Dream, with Pulp

Thu, 19 May 2022 22:31:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about what to do in your last 24 hours. We also have a great Hey Ladies segment, we are venturing into international waters with Foreign Affairs and we start it all with learning about the new cereal that is made for orange juice and not milk. The guys reactions will drop you to the floor.

Episode 129 - Mother's Day 2022

Thu, 12 May 2022 10:11:00 -0400

This week we celebrated Mother's Day and we hope that everyone had a great Mother's Day. We debuted a new segment "First thing on your mind", which is hilarious. AG hit us with another Rise and Shine. MoeB wanted to tell us that he is wrong about his take on possible overturn of Roe v Wade. And we talk about an easter bunny giving elementary school kids easter eggs filled with condoms. Safe sex education started early. I wonder if they probably thought that they were balloons...

Episode 128 - AG is back... with the Bubbaguts!

Fri, 06 May 2022 11:19:00 -0400

On this week's Five Minute Warning, AG has returned to the Five Minute Warning and he came back with a BOOM! His 'Hey Ladies' segment was FYRE!!! Remember when you had the bubbaguts? There is a story about that. We also talk about how driving down stairs intoxicated, might not be a good idea, especially at the police statement. And we talk about the favorite food at the picnic, since it is starting to get into family reunion season! Enjoy!

Episode 127 - The Heroes that we didn't know we needed

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:01:00 -0400

On this episode on FMW, we talked about the juggernaut known as Disney, and their future, how you get profiled at your own business, what do you have to say to get hot grease thrown on you (and we may never know), and MoeB tries to make me tell him that he is wrong (and I think I failed again).

Episode 126 - Blood Call Hours

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 10:41:00 -0400

On this episode, we talk about MoeB's adventures in the hospital, giving blood during booty call hours and what they are doing with the blood at that time,. When connecting the confederate and genocide goes wrong, and what happens when the people from Florida invade the higher 48, and craziness ensues.

Episode 125 - Entanglement is a trigger word

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 19:12:00 -0400

This week on FMW, we talk about trigger words (words or phrases that automatically get our attention), like entanglement. We also talk about changing things in the world, and Crazy World adopted Foreign Affairs, in which things became comical after that. Never a dull day on FMW...

Episode 124 - The Ancient One

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 22:04:00 -0400

On this week on Five Minute Warning, of course we talk about the slap heard around the world. Because that is what we do. Talked a little Final Four conversation, we have a little Rise and Shine, do a little Foreign Affairs, and we talk about ways to calm yourself down when you are agitated. Yes, we are here 'for the healing' as well.

Episode 123 - Relationships Part 4 - Disposable Income

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 00:10:00 -0400

On this episode of FMW, the last episode about Relationships. In this episode we talk about breakups and the future after you have found "the 1". Do we cry after breakups? Cheating? Why is that happening? It was a great episode to end the series on. A must-watch!

Episode 122 - Relationships Part 3 - He was Lame

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 19:23:00 -0400

On this episode, we are continue our monthly topic of relationships by talking about the moments that AG and MoeB knew that their wives were the one for them; when is it time to bring them around the friends and family; and oh, kids doing slave auctions in school again. Sigh.

Episode 121 - Relationships Part 2 - Is it ok for me to fart?

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 19:34:00 -0400

On this episode, we talked about the insane stupidity of Ryan Coogler having issues getting money from HIS account, and we continue the Relationship conversation. We talk about what we like in a woman and the four words that changes relationships, "What are we Doing?".

Episode 120 - Relationships Part 1 - Snatchwrap

Sat, 12 Mar 2022 22:06:00 -0400

On this episode, we start a multi-part discussion about Relationships (from our point of view). We speak about where you can meet a potential relationship and then the different types of guy that you may meet.

Episode 119 - Sometimes, the juice ain't worth the squeeze

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 23:42:00 -0400

On this episode, the crew talks about the dedication to a master plan, blonde Jesus (?), what drinks do the crew sometimes indulge in for the My5 this week. AG talks about Jared closing in the Hello Ladies segment. MoeB asks about the double sided conversation in the Michigan coach's suspension, and more in this episode.

Episode 118 - Shootin' and Drivin'

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 20:08:00 -0400

On this episode, the guys talk about if ignorance or lack of growth will destroy interracial/interethnic relationships. Foreign Affairs addresses the strong actions of "Shootin' and drivin'" in an international territory. We address the Super Bowl. AG hits us with the quick Rise and Shine, and the My5 this week is about 5 things we should do to make our lives better, but we aren't doing it. Interesting stuff.

Episode 117 - It's finally here...

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 11:43:00 -0400

On this episode, we give you tips on how to make your Valentine's day great, including the best Valentine's Day gifts/events that we have done. In the My5, we tell what background music that you need playing with your significant other and of course, it is finally here. The first episode of the most anticipated segment on the show in a long time, "Hey Ladies". Don't miss it!

Episode 116 - Deal Breakers

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 18:58:10 -0400

On this episode, Ruben and MoeB talked about issues between a wife and his mother, people still not understanding what they can and can't say (N-word), keeping our borders safe with Foreign Affairs and in the My5, what are the deal breakers that we have in a woman that we choose.

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Episode 115 - Men can't say...WHAT?

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 15:30:49 -0400

On this episode of Five Minute Warning, we talk about what men CAN'T say, would we redo ti all and go to a HBCU instead of the mainstream university that we went to, we are also wondering if your pull out game is strong? We even have a special appearance from the Republic Country of Florida. Could be interesting...

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Episode 114 - AG's #2 is becoming a legend within itself

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 22:07:15 -0400

This week on the Five Minute Warning, we talk about taking 20 million dollars or being an intelligent six year old again, MoeB talks about the International Colony of Florida in this week's Foreign Affairs, we introduce a new segment, then we don't (got to listen to understand) and what not to eat when you are about to visit someone's house, so you do not have to introduce yourself to the porcelain.

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Episode 113 - Tell Me I'm Wrong

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 17:03:55 -0400

On this episode, we introduce a new segment by Mo=eB called "Tell Me I'm Wrong", and everything ensues. We also talk about getting random people to give vaccines out, when does free speech becomes dangerous and you hear that? Yep, it is the dog whistles again.

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Episode 112 - Comin' in hot...

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:06:45 -0400

In this episode, the show started when the host's fandom for WFT was attacked by another member of the crew. Festivus was recognized when the crew spoke about their grievances from the past year. AG educates us on the 'Black American Flag'. That is some education that you need to her for yourself. The crew talks about what they are looking forward to in the new year in the My5. Happy New Year everyone!!

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Episode 111 - Flyin' high on the bus

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:46:14 -0400

On this episode, we learned that an 850 pound pot brownie can and will change lives, where are our favorite places that we have been, we ask why Presidents Washington and Jefferson do not have the moniker of being a racist, and what songs that our outside of our normal genre of music that we like.

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Episode 110 - Holiday Memories

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 15:39:01 -0400

On this episode, the guys talk about some of their favorite holiday memories, the annual camels beauty contest, another visit to Florida, another Rise and Shine from AG and we then talk about our favorite activities that are not related to sports.

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Episode 109 - They all comin' fo' me

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 15:15:25 -0400

This week, it seems like everyone is coming for me, more than usual. Other than that, we spoke about people not doing their jobs, people being 'Grinches' and in the My5 we talked about what foods that we do not like during the winter holiday season.

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Episode 108 - Go-Go-Gadget AG

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 00:57:41 -0400

On this episode, we talk about breast feeding cats on a plane, LeBron James kicking people out of games, college is now a total pf $500 a semester, AG showing off his go-go-gadget skills, and the rant about lying politicians. Yep, it had to happen

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Episode 107 - You can always go back...to the kid's table...

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 23:50:01 -0400

With the return of MoeB in rare form, we talk about why pay for a fake vaccine card, when the shot is free, prison health outsourcing, the unity that the International Republic of Florida can bring to the United States of America, and MoeB makes peace with his sworn enemy, the kid's table.

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Episode 106 - Horsin' Around

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 15:29:50 -0400

This week, AG and I talked about burning books, take your horse to school day, and vulgar banners. We also talked about whether marginalized groups can truly unite if individualization within the group continue? Just another normal episode of Five Minute Warning.

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Episode 105 - Don't microwave your urine

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 19:11:02 -0400

This week, we spoke about Aaron Rodgers, a 17 year old trying to vote, a casino/resort hitting the STOP sign, a My5 about the best of the winter season and Foreign Affairs goes back into time to let you know how long MoeB has felt about our international borders.

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Episode 104 - 2 Year Anniversary - "Sexual White Chocolate?"

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 07:02:42 -0400

This is the 2 year anniversary of the podcast! Thank you to everyone for listening. This week, we talk about cleaning up school pictures, sometimes being sexual chocolate for Halloween all the way may not be a good idea, when is cancel culture too much, and the normal hijinks that happen. Thank you for listening to us for two years!

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Episode 103 - Dedication is a tattoo on your forehead...

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 21:52:47 -0400

This week, we talked about a terrible daycare owner, bad children drawings in school will get you arrested, the forehead tattoo person calls the cops on himself, and we talk about what we think about Halloween.

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Episode 102 - Winning the lottery, becoming a Hater

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 15:25:23 -0400

On this episode, the My5 talks about winning the lottery and the hate that comes with that, also new segments including MoeB's Foreign Affairs segment. It is not what you think.

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Episode 101 - The storm after the storm?

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 17:02:17 -0400

After celebrating 100 episodes, the guys get back in sync talking about someone who was part of their own search party, someone talking about some else's blackness, and the question of the day is talking about BET and is it good or bad for 'the culture;?

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Episode 100 - Still can't believe it...

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 16:24:22 -0400

Episode 100! Wow. did not think we would make it here, but we did! This week along with celebrating, we talked about a homecoming invite, maybe gone wrong, the new Wonder Years show and how some people hate it, a new segment and on the My5, some of our funniest segments of the first 100 episodes.

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Episode 99 - Going to film (middle) school...

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 02:45:39 -0400

This week, we talked about paying for other people's funerals and and awesome (fake) ad for a funeral home, defrosting 40 year old food out the freezer, tv coverage for missing black people, and making porn movies in middle school seems like a problem. Also, 007 a black man, possible?

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Episode 98 - End of the summer, Enter: Crazy.

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 03:13:28 -0400

MoeB and I talked about Desantis cutting school money in Florida, children getting their hair cut in school, kids dressing as dogs in school now, and for the end of the summer, the My5 top 5 summer cookout jams. Party time!!

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Five Minute Warning Best of #2

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 03:45:16 -0400

To catch you up from our time off, listen to the another "Best Of" compilation compiled by AG. This stuff is too funny!

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Episode 97 - MoeB TakeOver

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 03:32:29 -0400

This week on FMW, MoeB took over the show, then Ruben jumped in and they talked about positive HBCU support, Larry Elder (and his views) and adult teachers having sex with children...again.

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Episode 96 - Ramen, Oodles of Noodles: What is your flavor?

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 14:35:36 -0400

This week on FMW, karma comes for the former President, Pfizer is FDA legal now, baby suing Nirvana, someone built someone's house on the wrong land, and Ramen for shots, and how do you eat your oodles of noodles?

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Episode 95 - It is our business

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 15:40:29 -0400

This week on the Five Minute Warning, we talk about the continuing battle between schools and the Governors. one University took a stand, R. Kelly, how did having sex cost a paramedic their job, a woman still thought that you get points for hitting children with a car, and can we truly 'check' ourselves at the door of life?

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Episode 94 - Schools vs COVID-19 vs Politicians

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 14:46:41 -0400

This episode, we talk about another airplane-duct tape incident; schools fighting for in-school participation against the politicians that seem to be fighting with COVID-19; why are 14 year old children getting married and going to North Carolina to do it, and our memories of road trips when we were young.

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FMW Special - COVID-19: My Truth and My Battle

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 14:44:08 -0400

This is a special interview by Marcus J (Host of Aint' No Half Steppin' with Marcus J - www.legacyinternetradio.com) with Ruben in his experience with getting and recovering from COVID-19 earlier this year.

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Episode 93 - Sometimes, it is just a 'you' problem

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 14:31:02 -0400

This week, we talked about how the Florida school system is ignoring their governor, the Boston interim mayor bringing up slavery, the lying of people to make news, and we are debuting a new segment called: Why is Ruben mad...today? It is worth the listen.

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Episode 92 - Toys with a side of Politics

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 00:52:11 -0400

On this episode, we talk about the US fencer who may or may not should have been at the Olympics, a parent taking some revenge at their kid's soccer game, Texas laws on sex toys and why are anti-vaccinated people the loudest? We also talk about crazy things that happened when our families get together. Very Crazy!

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Episode 91 - Keepin' it going...

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 23:52:45 -0400

In this episode, we speak on the possible repeal of Roe vs Wade, SNL complaints, Car Dealerships out here on Facebook, the return of the 'Karens' and when did we realize that we were adults?

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Episode 90 - 12

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 11:27:09 -0400

Education is something we should be proud about. However for some people, 12 is the magic number. We also found time to talk about Britany Spears. What to do if someone steals your car. What to do if someone wants to get off of a plane, while it is in the air. Be on the lookout! 'Karens' have returned! And of course, the question of the week is about whether you need and NDA or a consent form to frolic in our world today.

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Episode 89 - Gettin' it!

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 15:13:12 -0400

This week on FMW, we talk about the year old situation with Rachel Nichols and Maria Taylor. We address the Navy player finally being allowed to realize his possible NFL dreams, NCAA players now can make their own money and with the My5, we talk about challenges and places.

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Best of #1

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 03:03:36 -0400

So, AG decided to put together the best, funniest part of the last batch of episodes and made a 'Best of' episode. Worth the listen. I could tell you about it, but I do not want to diminish the funny...

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Episode 88 - The Oppression of Old Math

Sat, 03 Jul 2021 16:15:43 -0400

MoeB and AG talked about the meal at IKEA for Juneteenth, how math has gotten harder but they call it the "new math", Houston workers get their notice, nine year olds getting offended by posters, and more on this episode. Yes, I am not in it this week. You know that the craziness ensues with these two.

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Episode 87 - A beat down, a hit, and sprinkle in some vaccine drama makes an interesting cake.

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 16:20:30 -0400

This week, we talked about another fast food beatdown (hint: do not go across the counter), someone may be putting on a professional hit on a possibly elected State Congresswoman, the Navy protecting their interests and here comes the vaccine/anti-vaccine drama!

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Episode 86 - All you need is love...

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 03:24:00 -0400

This week, we talk about the rights of a teacher, even though their opinion may not be agreeable; 4 Valedictorians and Salutatorians, for real? We also talk about how black exploitation helped or hurt the black community and how a couple's love changed the way we all have the ability to love, legally.

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Episode 85 - Come on Tyler, really?

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 13:48:00 -0400

This week on the show, we speak about mental health and Naomi Osaka and are they two different things; the hiring of people in both college and pro basketball, and does/did the movie series "Why did I get Married" hurt the black community? Come join us for this rousing discussion that you are not going to believe...

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Episode 84 - Family Matters

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 00:07:30 -0400

This week E-Money joined us on the show to verify MoeB's story about the kid running into the tree that he spoke of a month ago. But, we also had time to talk about a hospital requiring their employees to receive the Covid vaccine and other fun items. There is even a special appearance from someone special in this episode.

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 03:04:50 -0400

This week MoeB and I talked about Usher making money with his face on it and paying people with it, what happens when you pick on the wrong person and a neighborhood rises up against you and the My5 things that they used to say, "back in the day"...

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Episode 77 - The Clapback!

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 03:52:09 -0400

This week, we had a family clapback to stay out of there business, another politician bring back the Trump rhetoric, they, and what movies changed our lives? The My5 will tell all!

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 03:03:08 -0400

This week, Ruben drops knowledge about his fight with Covid, Ted Cruz ('nuff said), and in today's My5, we talked about what we miss about grade school.

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Episode 70 - What is milk?

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 22:27:34 -0400

AG and MoeB talk about exactly what milk should be called, how many times are people going to do stupid things with their hair, and the State of Play in Texas.

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Episode 69 - Cultural Differences, Black History Month Removal and yes, Gorilla Glue for your edges.

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 04:10:11 -0400

So, Gorilla glue can be put in hair, a black governor candidate wants to remove Black History Month, Utah parents voted to remove Black History Month this year and in this episode's My5, we talk about cultural differences.

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Episode 68 - Diamonds, Peeps and Pillows

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 00:01:00 -0400

This week, AG, MoeB and I talk about why someone would put a 24K diamond on their forehead, the return of Peeps, and the My Pillow saga, part 3. And this week, I just have one question...

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Episode 67 - Sometimes, Petty rules the day...

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 05:07:00 -0400

Petty was in full effect in this show. MoeB and I talked about some of the pettiest news of the week. Home renter talks about the Mayor of a town squatting in his home, the state of Utah possibly being petty on their House of Representatives floor, Spinderella not really in the Salt N Pepa bioptic, Tom and Gronk, and we talk about bodyshaming on the Bachelor tv show. Never thought we would talk about that show up here. We also found time to talk about our favorite Marvel characters in the My5.

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Episode 66 - A million and a laptop gets you...

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 01:46:00 -0400

Wow. AG, MoeB and I talked about someone attempting to sell Pelosi's laptop, someone stealing almost 1 million dollars for Kroger, what texts NOT to send to keep your job and once again, the My Pillow Guy. Sigh...

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Episode 65 - The symbol, the women, and the My Pillow guy...

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 14:44:00 -0400

So, what if I told you, that AG and I would be talking about misrepresentations of a symbol, crazy women (yes the return of Karen), and the MyPillow guy? I hope you would tell me that it is par for the course for our show. We also talk about our favorite movies in this episode of My5, but who cares. The MyPillow guy!!!

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Episode 64 - We fight, for our right, to...

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 21:28:56 -0400

This week, we spoke about the true equality in sports via Jason Whitlock, the importance of the Breonna Taylor indictment and what we miss about 2019, because we all know how we feel about 2020...

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Episode 48 - Top 5 Special!! Best music discographies...as a whole...

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 03:55:08 -0400

This week, AG, MoeB and I have a Top 5 Special: Our Top 5 Music discographies!! We agreed on some, and we talked about why the most obvious ones, were not on our Top 5. Give us a listen!

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Episode 47 - Partying with Covid

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 03:39:28 -0400

AG, MoeB and I talked about the COVID party in Ohio with students who have COVID-19, Trump wanting a third term, and the movies that we can't turn from if they show up on our television screen (we love them). MoeB has more promising words for us as well.

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Episode 46 - Batman is going to tell you where to vote...

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 18:49:51 -0400

On this episode, Batman will now be telling you where to go on your GPS, was songs motivate us, police in schools and doing more bad things, and Trump telling people to test the system and try to vote twice. Sigh...another week in America.

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Episode 45 - As the world turns around and around and around...

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 11:55:25 -0400

AG and I talk about what some police talk about on social media, karma statues, and yes, we talk about abortion and how one person truly feels about it.

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Episode 44 - Mosquitoes and Politicians

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 04:22:03 -0400

This week on FMW, we talk about Disney enforcing things, China restaurant weighing people before they order, the man made mosquito infestation soon coming to Florida (shocker), and our thoughts about the DNC and the RNC (so far).

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Episode 43 - I just wanted a burger, but I got a VP running mate...

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 22:49:06 -0400

This episode, AG, MoeB and I talked about Biden's VP running mate, tweeting from the grave, still partying in COVID times, our most embarrassing moments and the person who just wanted a burger, but almost got way more than that.

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Episode 42 - Horrible movies and Fast Food joints

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 21:44:59 -0400

AG, MoeB and Ruben talked about our thoughts on the most horrible movies created, attacks at fast food restaurants and a family handcuffed face down on the ground.

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Episode 41 - Houston, do we have a problem?

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 14:12:24 -0400

On this episode, AG, Moe B and I speak about the validity of the Houston doctor's claims about the cure for COVID-19, the death of Herman Cain, why are people sending their kids to camp, the Thunder vs the Congressman, a beatdown and how people want social distancing rules to be followed, but may have taken it a bit too far...

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Episode 40 - 9 months down, and you are still listening....

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 21:37:37 -0400

Moe B, AG and I talked about Kanye and Harriet Tubman, the Karen urination, 15 year old stuck in juvenile detention, Trump's kid is virtual, but everyone else has to go to brick and mortar school and our Top 5 Animated shows (all opinion).

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Episode 39 - Everyone talking that crazy...

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 21:44:21 -0400

AG and I talk about the craziness with Kanye, Nick Cannon and even that lady from Starbucks. Then people beating up hotel workers, anti-trump statues, masks becoming the necessity on private property, the Washington Football Team and our Top 5 funniest movies of all time.

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Episode 38 - No sleep till...Kanye?

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 21:34:37 -0400

This episode, AG and I talk about the beginning stages of Kanye running for POTUS, the birdwatcher is not cooperating with police, they still want schools open, and what should you NOT do in a public national park.

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Episode 37 - Boom, Boom, shaking the world...

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 22:24:08 -0400

AG and I had some more 'Karen' conversations, people making sure that everyone knows what side they are on and Virginia updated some laws.

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Episode 36 - ABCs and 123s

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 03:19:01 -0400

AG and I talked about more Karens in the country, apologies from saying and doing things that the probably meant (par for the course), getting your first negative police experience at 9 years old, and yes, talking about why people who are "possibly" racist can't spell. I just can't make this stuff up.

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Episode 35 - 'Karens' and other stuff

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 03:42:40 -0400

In this episode, AG and I talk about the current influx of 'Karens', Towne Bank attempting to give only their African American employees off, police attacking people on social media and why the Resident Evil video game has a place in life.

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Episode 34 - And a new entrant in the battle royale...

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 04:59:54 -0400

Moe B joined AG and I this week to announce a new development in my life. Oh yeah, NASCAR joined the battle by banning the confederate flag from events. Plus, a renouncement of white privilege, 'colored' people, negative kneeling and licorice.

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Episode 33 - Attack by a deadly burger?

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 17:03:33 -0400

AG and I spoke about Drew Brees and his comments, all of them. People are failing their city, cities are moving money from the police to the communities and yes, someone called the police because they were attacked by a burger. I can't make this stuff up.

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Episode 32 - Things are happening everywhere...

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 23:25:12 -0400

For this episode, AG and I spoke about the events in Minnesota, the "hanging" in Kentucky, and the President who has other things to do than help the current situation.

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Episode 31 - Enjoying TV during a pandemic

Tue, 26 May 2020 12:57:22 -0400

AG and I talk about what is on TV to watch during the 3rd month of the pandemic in the US. We do talk about politics from DeVos to Biden and that other guy. Yep, still talking about him. Sigh.

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Episode 30 - All around the block

Tue, 19 May 2020 21:39:25 -0400

AG and I talk a lot about women on this episode. Women reporters vs Trump. Women's credit scores are on par with men. We also had time for some hackers, #stronganswerwronganswer, and more conversation about women.

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Episode 29 - What the $$$$ is going on in our country? (The abridged version)

Wed, 13 May 2020 02:42:02 -0400

This week AG and I talk about the senseless death in Georgia, crazy people at public establishments (like they just woke up from a 3 month slumber), and yes, that guy who we put in charge of our country and his crazy talk. Sigh...

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Episode 28 - Another week in America - Taking money, jiu-jitsu, and cat tossing

Thu, 07 May 2020 04:56:38 -0400

Another week in which AG and I talk about the country that we live in. Protests, Demos still taking your money, jiu-jitsu classes and yes, the best way to toss your cat. Also, #stronganswerwronganswer.

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Episode 27 - Bruh...

Fri, 01 May 2020 01:41:50 -0400

AG and I talk about the winners and losers of the NFL Draft, the new drink to cure the COVID-19, and a new segment to the podcast. Bruh...

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Episode 26 - When will it all end?

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 03:11:36 -0400

This week AG and I continue to talk about the craziness of our world surrounding COVID-19. What we should be doing and what we are doing. The future of the world after this event will forever be changed, and we are going to talk about how.

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Episode 25 -Is it really that serious?

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 00:19:32 -0400

AG and I got serious for a moment on this episode. We spoke about crazy people messing with food (again), life in this covid-19 world, and the sad close of the XFL.

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Episode 24 B - Six Months of craziness...

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 00:38:38 -0400

AG and Boo Love (yep, no Ruben in this one) do a Five Minute Warning Takeover for the second part of the Six Month Anniversary of the podcast. They do an old school FMW and then take my most interesting moments of the first six months and well, Boo Love gives her point of view. A nice jumping on point for those who are just listening and a reminder, for those are currently listen, of the craziness that goes through my mind on Five Minute Warning. Enjoy!

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