Grant Random Reports The News

Slap And Sniff

Idiocy LLC — Wed, 27 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Episode 19 features stories about a dildo attack, the secret to longevity, and royal UFO pilot.

Would You Like To Cuddle?

Idiocy LLC — Thu, 24 Oct 2024 21:00:00 -0500

The 18th episode of this politics-free newscast features stories about rats on birth control, a guy doing weird things with sheep, and a woman doing weird things with an airplane.

A Robot, an Emperor, and a Castration Club

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 09 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0500

Episode 17 delves into news about cocaine sharks, a memorial for a discarded sex doll, and a couple that puts the fun in "funnel." Plus, "News From The Cosmos," "The Masturbation Minute," and a special report about a castration club.

It's a New Episode a.k.a. Episode 16

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 12 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0500

Hear about the music that people are listening to while having sex, a prediction about the downfall of humanity, and the discovery of dicks on Mars.

The Episode Known In Some Circles as 15

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 31 May 2024 16:30:00 -0500

Stories about International Masturbation Month, troubling news about Grandma, and more indecent exposure on Episode 15 of Grant Random Reports The News.

And Then There Was Episode 14

Idiocy LLC — Wed, 08 May 2024 03:15:00 -0500

This week you'll hear about a guy busted for cannibalism, a new theory about the multiverse, and mechanophilia.

Episode 13 Is Nuts

Idiocy LLC — Thu, 21 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0500

On this 13th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, we bring you This Week In Corpse News, also we present exclusive theories regarding Kate-Gate, and you’re not going to want to miss a very special report about Deez-Nuts.

From The People Who Brought You Episodes 1-11 Comes Episode 12.

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 08 Mar 2024 04:15:00 -0500

On this 12th episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about the sexual recession, menstrual terrorism, and a man being stung on the testicles by a scorpion.

You Should Probably Listen to Episode 11 Right Now, Then Listen To It Again. Go On, Do It.

Idiocy LLC — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 00:15:00 -0500

On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about men getting their nipples reduced, a priest selling dick pills, and a guy in a kilt putting things into his anus that he probably shouldn’t have.

Episode 10 Features An Urgent Health Alert About Male Genitalia

Idiocy LLC — Sun, 18 Feb 2024 01:15:00 -0500

On this 10th episode, you'll hear stories about a pastor dealing meth, people having sex on top of a moving subway train, and a woman who woke up just before being cremated.

This Ninth Episode Is Not Going To Listen To Itself

Idiocy LLC — Sat, 10 Feb 2024 16:00:00 -0500

On this episode of Grant Random Reports The News, you’ll hear about a gooch, some unemployed robots, and a shocking discovery about the new Apple Vision Pro.

(Insert Catchy Title For Episode 8 Here)

Idiocy LLC — Sat, 03 Feb 2024 13:45:00 -0500

On this eighth episode, you'll hear stories about scrotums, macaques, and a diaper spa for adults. By the way, be sure to subscribe to this podcast if you haven't already. Also rate it and leave reviews if possible and tell your friends about it. And connect @GrantRandom on Instagram among other places. Finally, thank you for your interest in this podcast. It demonstrates that you are intelligent, have an extraordinary sense of humor, and are probably very skilled in the bedroom.

A Sick Anchor Cannot Stop This Seventh Episode From Happening

Idiocy LLC — Sat, 27 Jan 2024 16:00:00 -0500

On this seventh episode of the world's foremost politics-free comedic newscast presented by an idiot radio host, you'll hear about the state of Alabama screwing up again, a man getting thrown off of a plane for farting, and how the podcast host is sick but did the episode anyway, because he's totally committed to you.

This Sixth Episode Should Not Be Listened To While Eating

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 19 Jan 2024 20:15:00 -0500

On this sixth episode, you'll hear stories about man boobs, dog piss, and cannibalism.

This Fifth Episode Just Might Change Your Life...Or Not

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 12 Jan 2024 01:00:00 -0500

This episode features stories about robots, dildos, and a ring made out of pubes.

This Fourth Episode Is Golden

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 05 Jan 2024 07:00:00 -0500

This fourth episode of this podcast and first of 2024 brings you news about AI girlfriends, a perverted owl, and a golden shower gone horribly wrong.

The Not-Quite Comprehensive 2023 Year In Review

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 29 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Although this is just the third episode of our podcast, we have decided to present the 2023 year in review. In this recap, we will cover a variety of topics not being reported on by other news outlets, including pornography, extraterrestrials, animal feces, and more!

This Second Episode Might Leave Some People Scarred

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 22 Dec 2023 15:45:00 -0500

The second episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about winter vagina, a stolen Waffle House tattoo, and a new way to live out your sexual fantasies involving Santa Claus.

The First Episode of Many Unless Something Bad Happens

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 15 Dec 2023 12:15:00 -0500

This inaugural episode of Grant Random Reports The News features stories about a theme park feces problem, an insect with unusual genitals, and a man who was caught making love to a dead guy's sex doll.

Trailer - Grant Random Reports The News

Idiocy LLC — Fri, 08 Dec 2023 04:45:00 -0500

This is the trailer for my new podcast, Grant Random Reports The News. It's a weekly, politics-free comedic news podcast. It could change your life, or at the very least, give you something to do while sitting on the toilet.