The Graveyard Shift Horror Podcast

Thinner (1996) - Crash Diet - Mini-March 2026

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 19:00:00 -0400

Reduction does not only happen in height, as the star of this weeks movie can attest. We are joined by John's brother and return guest Phil, but we still don't break an hour, so we can relate to the ever wasting Billy Hallock. If you've seen the inciting incident in this movie, then you appreciate of the title, and if you have not, we will explain the entire movie in under 4 minutes in the Mike Notes, our new summation segment.

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The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957) - Short People Got No Reason to Live - Mini March

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 19:00:00 -0400

We are reducing in size and cutting the podcast down a bit. Tell us if you find the show more efficient or if we have been cutting out the best parts. And we are bringing in Mike Note, which are like Cliff notes but by Mike instead of Cliff.

Nope (2022) - I Am the Eye In the Sky - Black History Month 2026

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 02:30:00 -0400

We end Black History Month with Nope, the Jordan Peele classic that had numerous layers and was just dripping with competence and excellence from start to finish. This film has a lot to say and we are here to share what we heard from it. We will also be changing the format of the show a little for the next marathon month and are counting on hearing from you about your thoughts, so please reach out to use using any the links below and let us know what you think of the changes!

Petey Wheatstraw (1977) - This IS Your Grandaddy’s Spawn - Black History Month

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 19:00:00 -0400

We continue the blaxploitation with a comedy from the Dolemite creator Rudy Ray Moore. A martial artist comedian with a degree in rhymeology get resurrected by Satan with a deal to marry his daughter. But there's one problem. She's ugly.

Sinners (2025) - Find the Button - Black History Month 2026

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 19:00:00 -0400

We are happy to welcome back Maki from our first Black History Month Marathon (starting with Son of Ingagi 1940) to the show as we talk about the movie everyone is talking about, Sinners. A freaking masterpiece from start to finish, this is loaded with history and we talk about all of it. This is a loaded episode but we have a blast and hope you will too!

J.D's Revenge (1974) - It Came From The Killing Floor! - Black History Month 2026

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 19:00:00 -0400

Black History Month is back and we celebrate it with Keith Hayes aka Sinista1 to talk about a movie dear to his heart, J.D's Revenge! What happens when a dead gangster find himself in the body of a law student? Well he engages in an hour of filler before actually embarking on his eponymous revenge, and displays some utterly reprehensible behaviour. But we do have some more history about a hairstyle that seemed odd in the movie but was just downright tragic in reality.

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The Oblong Box (1964) - The Prowling 2: Your Brother is a Zombie - JanuarLee 2026

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 19:00:00 -0400

Christopher Lee and Vincent Price. Can we finally see some interaction between these 2 that isn't weird and confusing? Yes we can if one is dead by the time the other walks in. Seriously i need to see their riders to find out if people made garbage with them all the time by coincidence or if it was required. This movie is based on a title of a story by Edgar Allan Poe, and that's it. This was a rough JanuarLee but we will bring a pretty good theme month for February!

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Scream and Scream Again (1970) - Bladerunner 1970 - JanuarLee 2026

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 19:00:00 -0400

vampire robots and pseudo nazis are doing things and we watch the cops stumble their way around this conspiracy and somehow it's boring, despite having Vincent Price, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in it. Like did they have contracts saying any movie has to suck if they have more than 2 of these people together?

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Castle of The Living Dead (1964) - House of Wax: Origins - JanuarLee 2026

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 19:00:00 -0400

What happens when you take House of Wax and go back 100 years? You get this movie. A travelling troupe of performers are asked to perform for Count Drago, a very heavily makeup riddled Christopher Lee, who is not nearly as makeup covered as Donald Sutherland who pulls Eddie Murphy duty and plays 3 roles. But this movie made such an impact on him, it's where he got the name for his son Kiefer. Glad he had fun. We did not.

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Funny Man (1994) - We Got Chris-Fished - JanuarLee 2026

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 19:00:00 -0400

We kick of a new year with a new JanuarLee, once again celebrating the works of one of the masters of the macabre, Sir Christopher Lee. This marathon kicks off with Funny Man, a sleeper hit that had Lee for all of 16 minutes and the worst actors possible for the rest.

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The Golden Shovel Awards - Best of 2025

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We have survived the worst and we have been purged of spite. Now we are made pure to revel in the bliss of what 2025 gave to the podcast. You voted and we listened, and now the best movies reviewed in 2025 get their flowers!

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The Gangrene Awards - Worst of 2025

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0400

It's the end of the year, and we take stock of what we have done. And while we aim to end on a high note, we cannot ignore the worst. After all each episode has us discussing the good and the bad in equal fairness. We salute the worst films we have reviewed this year, and the winners were decided by YOU who answered our Facebook polls in our group page. Those who wish they can participate can do by clicking our show notes to join up. You can also check out the rest of them and see where they lead.

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Hosts (2020) - What the Frak Is This? - Christmassacre 2025

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Say what you want about Slay Belles but at least it had a discernible plot. This is an arthouse film with a silent SH. It's about aliens...or demons, or creatures...and they're here now and maybe they can be killed or they just leave before the host dies? who knows? It's the last film review of the year but not the last episode. There's still 2 more of those. If you've joined the Facebook page then you had your chance to make your voice heard and that will be heard as we award the WORST and the BEST films covered on this podcast for the year of reviews, in review!

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Slay Belles (2018) - Passion of the Claus - Christmassacre 2025

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0400

What do you get when you dress up Barry Bostwick as Kris Kristopherson and try to convince us he's Santa? Well you don't do that cause that's stupid. But these people did it anyway.

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Thanksgiving (2023) - It's a REALLY Good Waffle Iron - Christmassacre 2025

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We spread open the turkey legs and our window of wintry holiday horrors as we incorporate a thanksgiving horror that is not featuring a puppet of a turkey. This was recommended by Matt, a Patreon donor. If you want to suggest films you can reach us in numerous ways in these show notes, but if you want your selections fast tracked, you can become a supporter of the show, and enjoy premium perks like this, as well as exclusive series like the Graveyard Channel. So what are you waiting for? Take your Christmas bonus and invest in the Graveyard Shift, the gift that keeps on giving!

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The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020) - Dead At 21...Again - Fall of the Queens

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We finish the Fall of the Queens on a high note, as we review The Babysitter: Killer Queen. don't be deceived by the low ratings elsewhere, this movie is LOVED here. We had a great time watching and a great time lavishing it with praise. We also have a treat for you as this episode contains the sample of our Patreon exclusive episode, The Graveyard Channel! You can hear the whole thing, and the whole series so far, by supporting the show financially. In fact, if our support kicks up to a certain tier, we will have TWO monthly episodes. So it's up to you. Share these episodes, and support the show, rate, review, and subscribe to get our numbers up, and make 2026 the year of the Graveyard Shift! Stay tuned for the Christmassacre next month!

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The Haunting Of The Queen Mary (2023) - No Escape From Confusion - Fall of The Queens

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We continue the Fall of the Queens as we take a fall cruise to tour a real life ship that has a history of haunting. The movie we watched could have benefited from being more than one movie, rather than jamming too many interesting plots into a Brundlefly storyline. But we have a lot of fun talking about it, so join us!

There is so much wrong with this we cant even address it all in a decent time. what did YOU find wrong with this movie? Let us know!

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Queen of the Damned (2002) - Children of the Korn - Fall of the Queens

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 19:00:00 -0400

The Fall of the Queens continues as we cover the Queen of the Damned. The film that Anne Rice didn't want made, then loved everything about it while it was being made, and then didn't want seen or discussed in her presence after it was released. At least you can say this movie has not aged poorly, because it couldn't be more hated and mocked now than it was on release! but a regular episode just isn't enough. We go into overtime tearing this movie apart. After praising its good parts of course.

also Mike has is streaming horror games. do check it on our Twitch.

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Fear Street Prom Queen (2024) - You Are The Slashing Queen - Fall of the Queens

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 19:00:00 -0400

This month of November we celebrate the fall season. And royalty. So we are celebrating horror movies with Queen in the title, in the Fall of the Queens. Since it's a new month we decided to cover Fear Street again. What? Did we not cover the trilogy already? Whats this other movie about? Glad you asked. It's a brand new Fear Street movie! not quite connected to the original trilogy, but also kinda, this is based on another novel of R.L Stine but not written or directed by Leigh Janiak. And it shows. If you've seen 80s prom queen slashers, you've seen this. But if you've heard the episodes we covered prom queen horrors on, you have NOT heard this episode. So stay and listen. We got a lot to say!

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Fear Street 1666 (2021) - Eye Stabbed The Sheriff

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We end the Halloween of 2025 with the end of the Fear Street Trilogy! The story and writing that have bewitched us so far, reaches its conclusion. but can it keep the momentum, answer all the questions it raised and resolve the concerns we had? Listen and find out!

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Fear Street 1978 - Hello Murder, Hello Slaughter - Halloween 2025

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Fear Street continues by taking us back to the past, and a summer camp experience nobody will forget. More lovable characters and a banging soundtrack keeps our hopes riding high! Our joy is palpable, so enjoy hearing us dishing sugar on this tribute to slashers!

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Fear Street 1994 - A Tale of Two Townships - Halloween 2025

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We broke tradition with our original theme, and got a movie that does have a dressed up killer but not a trick or treat to be seen. We dig in our heels to see some good movies, after last weeks debacle, so here we go, with a GOOD movie. We take on the Fear Street Trilogy and start in 1994 where the anachronisms flow like water, but we still have a blast. Enjoy our celebration of a fine film! Teenagers deal with love, loss, and also there is a witchs curse!

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Late Fee (2006) - Blandhouse - Halloween 2025

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We decided to do movies that occur at Halloween, but then after covering this horrible movie, we needed to just recover with a good trilogy afterwards.

oh, and it's about a couple that rent some movies from a shitty store, and the movies are shit and the acting is shit, and the ending is shit. enjoy our pain.

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Urban Legend - Red Herring Academy - Back to School 2025

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We end our Back to School marathon with Urban Legend, where the curriculum is Modern Folklore and the homework is murder. This is another 90's slasher filled with sexy people mocking modern tropes while the writers treat physics like suggestion and the internet like magic.

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The House on Sorority Row (1982) - I Know What You Did Last Spring Break - Back To School 2025

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Class is starting to wear on us as we eagerly await graduation day. what makes the waiting even harder is "The House of Sorority Row" a tepid movie that clearly needed a second draft. This rips off Diabolique and Halloween and Friday the 13th and lacks all their charm and gore.

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Battle Royale (2000) - With Cheese - Back To School 2025

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We are joined by Keith Hayes to discuss Battle Royale, where the graduating class of 2000 is not advised to wear sunscreen or dance like nobody is watching, but to be the sole survivor on an island where they will die if they do not kill each other.

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Cutting Class (1989) - I Was a Teenage Douchebag - Back to School 2025

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We go Back to School, but unfortunately we got caught Cutting Class (1989) and so we have to serve detention with Brad Pitt and Donovan Leitch Jr. unfortunately.

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All Cheerleaders Die (2013) - Craft Times at Gravedale High - Back to School 2025

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Ah September. When parents celebrate the return of school so they can get free babysitting and hopefully make their little spawn a little smarter at the same time. At least the ones that survive the ordeal. Which brings us once again, Back To School. From the Fearleaders to the Class Corpse, it's all a popularity contest and we will be seeing who makes it to graduation over the next month. This weeks entry is All Cheerleaders Die, a movie that has more trouble defining itself than a schizophrenic octopus.

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Leviathan (1989) - Deep Blue Seanomorphs - Fishing Season 2025

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We end this month of Fishing Season by sending our crew to the Hadal Zone for some spooky movies and we might have finally hit pay dirt with Leviathan. This has a promising cast and premise so good it was already well received when it was The Thing.

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Deep Rising (1998) - Tremors At Sea - Fishing Season 2025

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We have not given up our fishing expedition for the month to find the scariest things in the water, as we approach the aphotic zone we are met by a Deep Rising, where it decided to see what lurks in places touched by light and we get exposed to horrible CGI and unlikeable characters. But we emerged with plenty to discuss.

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The Last Shark (1982) - L'ultimo Plagerismo - Fishing Season 2025

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We keep plumbing the deep ocean for Fishing Season of 2025 and have increased the size of our quarry to shark sized menaces . Unfortunately this has Jaws rip-off all over it and is the second worst combination of Vic Morrow and a downed helicopter.

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Barracuda (1978) - No I Wouldn't Want to - Fishing Season 2025

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 19:00:00 -0400

we cast our line to go fishing for great horrors this summer. Instead we snag our line on this rotted boot wrapped in sargassum. Even Dorf had better luck fishing than this. But it's a movie and we saw it, so you're gonna hear it. Hopefully our luck improves next week.

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Night Swim (2024) - Death Springs Eternal - Summer of Swim 2025

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We conclude the Summer of Swim 2025 with Night Swim, a perfectly tepid movie that had so much potential to be better which we are happy to expand upon in a perfectly sane and inoffensive matter.

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Aquaslash (2019) - Slip N' Slice - Summer of Swim 2025

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We hit the wall of the Summer of Swim and are on the return lap! After last weeks disasterpiece theatre, we have an actual movie this time that accomplishes some of its goals. Not all, not by a long-shot, but still is quite serviceable with plenty to laugh and joke about.

Plus as a BONUS we have a treat in the opening! Not a skit but a sample of this months patreon exclusive series, The Graveyard Channel. This season we cover Season 1 of the Twilight Zone and this months sample is us talking about the time travel ramifications of meeting your younger self, and your father, from the classic episode Walking Distance. So if you think it's good, subscribe to us to get this monthly series. and if we reach a certain threshold, it will be a twice monthly series! so you get influence of TWO hilarious horror critique podcast for the cost of an espresso frappacino a month.

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Pool Party Massacre (2017) - Poo Turd Crapsacre - Summer of Swim 2025

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We do another lap around the pool for The Summer of Swim, but someone peed in the pool, then left a deuce in it for good measure. We review Pool Party Massacre, but this is the worst pool party ever and that's before the bodies start to pile up.

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Swimfan (2002) - Never Stick Your Snorkel in Crazy - Summer of Swim 2025

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400

This month's theme was decided by a Patreon donor. While anyone is free to suggest movies for review, If you want them done much much faster, or to suggest themes, you can join our Patreon at the Express Lane level. You can also get exclusive access to the Graveyard Channel, where we review TV series. This week you will get the first episode, plus the introductory pilot for free. Afterwards you will have to subscribe to get access to future episodes.

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Bonus - Graveyard Channel Review 1 - The Twilight Zone (1959) S1 E1-E2

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400

This is a free preview of the exclusive Graveyard Channel series @ Patreon

The Graveyard Channel is a monthly premium podcast where we review TV series 2 episodes at a time, and you decide what series that is! We start with Rod Serling's The Twilight Zone, and all donors get power of the remote and decide where we flip to next, in polls. Only those at the Express Lane tier of 10 dollars get this series in their feed, available on Spotify as well as regular podcast apps that let you add RSS links. Also, while all listeners are able to make suggestion for films to cover, patrons at the Express Lane can suggest entire theme months, as well as make their suggestion MUCH higher priority. Also you get access to our entire archive of past premium episodes as a bonus. and access to an exclusive channel in our discord!

Today's exclusive free episode was from June of 2025, and is our first review of The Twilight Zone 1959 S1.

Episode 1 - Where Is Everybody? A man in a flight suit finds himself the sole occupant of a dead town

Episode 2 - One For The Angels. A mediocre salesman tries to cheat death to gain more time in his life, but learns the hard way someone always pays when death gets cheated.

We put our hearts into this and hope you enjoy this enough to consider supporting the podcast. As a special bonus offer if we pass a certain income threshold, we will DOUBLE our output. That's right, 2 monthly episodes! If you have ideas for other monthly series, we are always taking suggestions under consideration.

BONUS - The Graveyard Channel Pilot

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 19:00:00 -0400

HAPPY CANADA DAY! On a completely unrelated note, here is a present! This is the Introductory episode of the Graveyard Channel, a series exclusive to Patrons over at Patreon

This tells you what we will be providing to subscribers in the future, and what the first TV series under scrutiny will be. Which is the first season of Rod Serlings The Twilight Zone. What will we be reviewing at the end of the season? another show, or full steam ahead to season 2? Donors hold the remote and decide the programming, and if you want to be in control, you can join and get the power in all upcoming polls as well as whatever suggestions you submit for films and themes in this free feed as long as we can get our hands on it. You will get this and the FIRST full episode this week as a sample of the show, but for future episodes, you will have to subscribe at the Express Lane level over at patreon. and it will be worth it. We guarantee a skit and a damn good Rod Serling impression in every episode! While the current roll out is 1 episode per month, we will be providing 2, yes two monthly episodes if we reach a certain income threshold. So yes you can support the show yourself but if you pass the word and get others to join, you may DOUBLE your reward. What do you have to lose? Join today @ Patreon

It Chapter 2 (2019) - The Floater You Need to Flush Twice

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We finally cover the sequel to It after a long while and we manage to deliver a review shorter than the movie! despite its length we do find some dangling plot threads left unsolved, as well as having ideas about Mike's relationship with the native tribe he "borrowed" some relics from.

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ExisTenZ (1999) - Toothal Recall

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0400

David Cronenberg decided to make a movie about video games based on a Philip K Dick Novel.

So it doesnt really grasp the theme all that well. But its got meat and guts and all the stuff you expect in a Cronenberg movie. So there's that. But we did posit if he did try his hand at game crafting in this weeks skit. So there's also that.

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The Substance (2024) - The Subscription Service of Dorian Gray

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We are joined by Chrissy to discuss a movie that needed a womans voice to properly discuss, since its written by women to discuss the torments of women. This was suggest by Patreon donor Matt, and it was rushed to the front of the line as is the perk of being a sponsor of the podcast! Also we have replaced episode 382 with a review redo of Ready or Not with a skit and new guest, Joshua Clough! do check it out!.

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Mentioned in this episode:

Heads up news about Episode 382

Episode 382 was replaced so we have a new guest to discuss it with us, and a skit! so please check it out!

Silence of the Lambs (1991) - Bechamel Loftiness

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We have a lot to celebrate on the show. 400 episodes. That's been hundreds of guests and hundreds of skits and thousands of laughs! We are joined by Joshua in the festivities as we carve up and serve a CLASSIC horror thriller, The Silence of the Lambs.

UPDATE: Episode 382, our review of Ready or Not has been replaced with this episodes guest, Joshua Clough, and we have a skit this time. So do yourself a favour and give it a listen.

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Shark Exorcists (2015) - Your Mother Sucks JabberJaw in Hell

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Long ago Eric was a co-host on the show and had a list of films that was owed him as suffering for spending a year making reviews with Mike. Today that debt was paid by covering this film. John has better things to do than join in, and you can find out what that is. But also, good news contained within for those who wonder what they would get for supporting the show on patreon, and that's a NEW SERIES! Listen to the show for details

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Alien Resurrection (1997) - Back Up In Your Ass With The Resurrection - May-lien 2025

Mon, 26 May 2025 23:01:00 -0400

What happens when a character who has carried a franchise for over a decade get their well earned send off and absolutely cannot return in any reasonable way? You could create new characters and settings for the xenomorphs to encounter humans. If you are the writers for this movie you can just forgo reason and say "Ripley is back, give us money"

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Alien 3 (1992) - Fury 161 Prison Blues - May-lien 2025

Tue, 20 May 2025 20:15:00 -0400

We served hard time watching Alien 3 and wondering how the script got like this. Luckily Mike did a trivia hunt and now it makes sense and we gave up our grudge against the director of it. Enjoy us breaking this apart and wondering how this prison functioned before Ripley showed up.

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Aliens (1986) - I Owe My Thoracic Cavity to the Company Store - May-lien

Mon, 12 May 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Alicia is back and we have a special chest, i mean guest! John's brother Phil is back to help us handle the peak Xenomorph film, and a supremely good sequel, Aliens (1986). This was directed by James Cameron who really showed his work with The Terminator was not a fluke. There's so much to say so we won't say it here, but in the episode!

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Alien (1979) - Hello My Baby - May-lien 2025

Mon, 05 May 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We lost Alicia to a chest ruining infection but her rib cage is no worse for wear!

In the meantime we have Joshua Clough back on to fill in. Enjoy our coverage of the epic sci-fi horror that really blended 2 genres excellently and launched Sigourney Weavers career, as we honour the season of fertility and begin the month of May-lien!

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Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) - Blade: Orgins - Animation April 2025

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We needed a break from the existential horrors of Animation April 2025, and settled on a nice feel good classic that we immediately ruined by over analyzing and daring to think a little more than the writers did. We are broken. We will find our way back to regular live action horrors next week as we kick off spring with thoughts of fertility and breeding and motherhood!

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Birdboy: The Forgotten Children (2015) - Meet Joe Blackbird - Animation April 2025

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 19:00:00 -0400

This movie was recommended by friend of the show, Tony! we are joined by guest Bronwyn Roach to discuss a Spanish movie about..... well....lots of things. Drugs, Christian fundamentalism, the pain of addiction...oh yeah and police brutality.

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Uzumaki (2021) - Do the Twist - Animation April 2025

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 19:00:00 -0400

This is your final week to get tickets to Anime Ottawa and see our panel as we discuss the history of horror in Japanese culture, anime, manga, and video games! See us live and get free stuff and some laughs!

We ran away from all the robofish and found ourselves running in circles. Luckily we found an old friend, Trevor Ziebarth from Sons of Butcher, and Moonlight Desires. We discuss Uzumaki, another Junji Ito story and the spirals just keep us spinning.

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Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack (2011) - Gas to Mouth - Animation April 2025

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We return to the cartoon classics of horror with another Animation April. we kick off with a master of illustrated intimidation, Junji Ito for the first of a double bill of his works. Tokyo Fish Attack sounds like the dumbest name for a movie, but let him cook, cause he's got memorable characters with diverse and entertaining chemistry, a crazy mad scientist, a circus troupe gone mad, and an explanation for the crisis that leads back to real life Japanese science atrocities in WW2. It's as deep as the ocean that gives up its life forms.

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Jacob's Ladder (1990) - A REAL Unfortunate Son - March Madness 2025

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Jacob Singer seems to be a lucky man. He survived Vietnam, is married to a woman who looks like The Duchess of York in her heyday, raising 2 kids, and on top of that, he's living with his girlfriend who he met at the post office, and he keep surviving attacks by demons.... uh.. what?

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Stir of Echoes (1999) - Shaken, Not Stirred - March Madness 2025

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0400

Kevin Bacon can't get enough March Madness! He's not going to the afterlife, but he's finally seeing ghosts, one movie too late! He plays a working and and father who doesn't have enough on his plate and now it's a dead woman demanding to be heard, remembered and found.

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Donnie Darko (2001) - What's Up Don? - March Madness 2025

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0400

This podcast is considerably shorter than 28 Days, 6 Hours, 12 Minutes and 42 Seconds. But we hope to take you to a universe of entertainment especially with the promo for the soundtrack that we managed to find, exclusively for you!

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Flatliners (1990) - The Dead Pre-Meds Society - March Madness 2025

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0400

This podcast blurs the line between education and entertainment, crossing it frequently. These people in this movie decide to play limbo hopscotch and end up facing terrors that can only be presented a style between Lost Boys and Batman Forever.

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Serpent and The Rainbow (1988) - The Scrotum and the Railspike - March Madness 2025

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We begin March Madness, where we examine films focusing on losing a grip on reality, by watching The Serpent and The Rainbow; suggested by our guest Bonez Poley who has a stand up special you can view on their site right now!

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Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) - Captain's Log Stardate Gargle Spurt Blegh

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 00:32:00 -0400

Gilligans Island has nothing on this famous shipwreck. This is a prequel to Dracula's British leg of his global carnage tour made famous in Bram Stoker's novel. This takes interesting turns and makes...choices.

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The Babysitter (2017) - Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Friends are Dead

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We couldn't get enough Samara Weaving and the Occult so we came back for her first foray with the dark one, in the Babysitter. This is an excellent film; we all had a fantastic time and with our great opening skit, you will too!

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Horror High (1973) - Dr Powers and Mr Mumps

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We are joined by Keith Hayes (The Sinista One) Host of The Booth, Turbuckles and Spilt Liquor, and many other shows, who suggested this film, and it was definitely a fun one to talk about. A young Austin Powers lookalike with a coke nail, embarks on a quest for vengeance against all who are ruining his high school experience, with the help of a little chemical cocktail he created in chemistry class. Yup It's Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in high school. Oh and we get some football players as the cops, including Mean Joe Green.

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Ready or Not (2019) - It's All Fun & Games Til Someone Loses A Soul

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We are joined by Joshua Clough to find out what happens when a blushing bride learns her in laws have a unique tradition when one of them gets married. Now she must survive the night where nobody can be trusted!

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The Gorgon (1964) - Everybody Must Get Stoned - Januarlee 2025

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We End JanuarLee with a movie featuring a litany of questionable decisions like:

Why hire a ballet dancer for a character that never moves?
Why name the creature after someone NOT a gorgon?
Why have an ancient Greek creature in Germany?
Why not take the heroes to Greece and deal with a few extra monsters like Minotaurs?

But we have a duty to examine this movie anyway.

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The Mummy (1959) - All Wrapped Up and Nowhere To Go - JanuarLee 2025

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We read the scroll of life and summoned the lead vocalist and guitarist from both Sons of Butcher and Moonlight Desires, Trevor Ziebarth! He helps us discuss the awesomeness that was the Mummy as portrayed by Christoper Lee.

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The Curse of Frankenstein (1957) - Eye's the B'y That Built The Guy - JanuarLee 2025

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We are joined by Tom Jolliffe to review the first gory horror film, Hammers debut into the Universal monster pantheon, Curse of Frankenstein! He's got a personal connection to the Shelly family and we have a great time discussing this film!

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Dr Terror's House of Horrors (1965) - Death Rides Economy Class

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 19:00:00 -0400

We are joined by Mitch of the High and Low Movie Show to ring in the new year with another JanuarLee! We begin with Dr Terrors House of Horrors, the first of the Amicus Anthology horrrors that include Donald Sutherland and Christopher Lee among 5 men who get their fortunes told by a meek and mild Peter Cushing as Sandor Schrek, aka Dr Terror!

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Pranks (1982) - Pranks For Nothing - Christmassacre Part 2024

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We end the year with a suggestion by our guest Brandy, aka The Terrorific Lady, who suggested this movie without watching it first. Pranks (aka The Dorm That Dripped Blood) A gamble for sure, but does it pay off? Do we end the Christmassacre with a bang, or a whimper? Find out!

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Day of the Beast (1995) - Los Tres Chiflados Salvan La Navidad - Christmassacre 2024

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We have a new friend of the show, guest Stacie Herrington of The Podcast Compels You, a fellow horror discussion podcast. She introduced us to this weeks sleeper cult classic, the mid 90's horror comedy of 3 people preventing the rise of the anti-Christ with a rampage of sin and the theories are a flying in this one. But seriously check it. It's great.

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The Mean One (2022) - A Very Willy's Wonderland Christmas - Christmassacre 2024

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We watched the unlicensed Grinch parody, with Josh, and he decided to condense his feelings by writing our opening poem. Enjoy hearing us go dahoo dores over this film.

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Dead End (2003) - I Won't Be Home For Christmas - Christmassacre 2024

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0400

Ray Wise doesn't live up to his name and decides to take a scenic detour off the highway. This means he will be spending the Christmassacre season with gradually less family as the night wears on, and a woman in white slowly takes each one for a hearse ride!

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Secret Santa (2018) - All I Want For Christmas is You to Die - Christmassacre 2024

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0400

The month of Dismember is upon us as we light the advent candles and prepare for the coming of our Lord, Santa. We think of the things that bring us together like dreading family reunions. Secret Santa evokes the tense holiday confrontations of family, while cranking it up to 11 as this black comedy tears down family secrets like intestinal lining. Directed by Adam Marcus, who gave us Jason Goes To Hell. Joining us is Eric of Hey Internet Eric Here. The horrordays have just begun and you have to listen in to see if they start happy or not.

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THEM! (1955) - The Great Sugar Train Robbery - What's Black, White, & Radioactive All Over?

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We wrap up our big creature feature marathon of What's Black, White , and Radioactive All Over, with a strong finish as we face THEM! A seminal classic that inspired a great deal of homages and tributes, this is one that Alicia and John had not seen before, so Mike is in his element.

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Tarantula (1955) - Attack of the Spooging Spider - What's Black, White, & Radioactive All Over?

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0400

The current climate of not trusting science has had numerous sources, but i bet nobody claims this movie as the reason to fear needles! Scientists get injection madness to grow things with radiation and then get crazy as a Tarantula escapes the stabby lab to grow big and strong and return with a terrible vengeance.

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Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) - The Worst Case of Crabs - What's Black, White, & Radioactive All Over?

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We have a case of crabs that no ointment can solve. But that's what we get for visiting Roger Cormans island, adjacent to the Bikini Atoll testing sites.

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Beginning Of The End (1957) - Attack of the Things That Ate the Killer Tomatoes - What's Black, White & Radioactive All Over?

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0400

With Halloween done, we decided to visit the 1950s for some relaxation, but wouldn't you know it, there's radiation everywhere! but you can at least answer this months question: Whats Black, White and Radioactive All Over?

Today's answer is LOCUSTS! We cover a movie that can be viewed on WIKIPEDIA if you want to, but its also on YouTube. Just don't pay for it. We saw it free and are still paying for it!

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Creepshow 2 (1987) - Chief Wooden Acting - Halloween Grab Bag 2024

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 21:00:00 -0400

We have been snacking heavily from the Halloween Grab-Bag and unfortunately we have hit the nameless taffy and raisin boxes that is Creepshow 2. Sheldon is back, but gone are the lovely comic inserts, Tom Atkins being a terrible moustachless father, and the well made prop that is The Creeper, and instead we have less stories, animated interstitials from Don Bluths waste basket, a poorly designed replacement of the Creeper, and just... less of everything good. But we endure for you, dear listeners.

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Tales From the Darkside (1990) - At Least Blondie Didn't Rap - Halloween Grab Bag 2024

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 19:00:00 -0400

We don’t have to worry about the man from Mars or ponder whatever cars he likes to snack on, cause Blondie has a different snack in mind, the brother of Joey Lawrence! This boy has to keep his captor busy with bite sized stories just like we are enjoying this month. Will he survive? Will WE survive? listen and find out!

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Campfire Tales (1997) - Once Told Tales - Halloween Grab Bag 2024

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We continue the Halloween Grab Bag with some campfire stories told by idiot teens. the stories aren’t that great. But we still have plenty to discuss and we get to see Peter from Office Space clapping some cheeks, so it’s not all bad. And we are joined by John’s brother Phil to share the pain.

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Creepshow (1982) - The Cake is NOT a Lie - Halloween Grab Bag 2024

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We’re keeping Halloween alive for episode 365 as we spend the entire month snacking on bite sized tales of terror! This is the month of the Halloween Grab Bag, with anthology horrors to feast our eyes on. We start with the holy trinity of horror, Stephen King, George Romero, and Tom Savini having the time of their lives and giving us Creepshow, a legendary, iconic collection of horror stories. This episode features John, and the return of Sheldon and his possessed Chromebook giving us some audio from hell but we make it work. Alicia has to take a break due to work issues but will return soon enough.

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Cooties (2014) - Circle Circle Dot Dot - Back To School 2024

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We have no quarrels with vaccines on this podcast, but someone dropped the ball in Fort Chicken, cause things aren’t going well with our time going Back to School…. Some bad meat has led to very bad kids and its up to Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, and a very quirky biology teacher to survive the ordeal. Even if it involves a trip to Danville. This nice inversion of The Faculty is pretty funny, and we had a great time watching it.

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Freaky (2020) - Having Balls Sucks - Back To School 2024

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0400

We get Freaky for Prom Night after the first one went a little fatal. We definitely traded up as everyone in this movie delivers pure gold. Kathryn Newton and Vince Vaughn in a body swap horror comedy with actual heart? YES.

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Prom Night (1980) - I Know What You Did 6 Summers Ago - Back To School 2024

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Well it’s Prom Night and Everything is all…..meh? We got Jamie Lee Curtis and Leslie Nielsen but the comedy is in the dirtbag caveman Leo and the pathetic stalker that intend on making sure some people don’t come home.

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Detention (2011) - Don't Write Movies on Adderall - Back To School 2024

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We continue our curriculum of Back To School month on the shift. But we were naughty and got sent to Detention (2011) and boy it’s not the breakfast club where we make friends and discover things about them and ourselves. We just discover this movie really sucks.

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The Faculty (1998) - I’m So Excited - Back To School 2024

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 23:30:00 -0400

We celebrate September by going Back to School this month, where we watch horrors based in schools. We begin with The Faculty (1998) which holds up fairly well, yet being so freaking 90’s.

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Us (2019) - Your Tax Dollars at Work

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 23:00:00 -0400

With our previous movie, it was a great idea executed terribly. This movie is fittingly the mirror opposite; a terrible idea executed brilliantly. This is just an excellent movie, but the premise just begs so many unanswered questions. It follows Jordan Peele's great idea of facing cultural issues through a distorted lens, much like the Twilight Zone episode that inspired this film. Another social horror that just makes us want to see what's next from this man. He clearly has an appreciation for the classics.

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Coherence (2014) - Comet As You Are

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 23:00:00 -0400

It’s a wonderful night, you’re hanging out with your friends, and everyone is talking about a comet passing by. Then you suffer a neighbourhood blackout and find yourself in the intersection of an excellent episode of the Twilight Zone, and a terrible improv show. The only house you can see from your own house is…..your own house. Realities of various states are unravelled and nobody might be who they think they are. It’s an excellent concept... too bad the first sign things are in bad hands, is that the title is the opposite of what is actually happening!But at least we get a cutting room floor skit out of it :)

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Psycho Goreman (2020) - Better the Devil You Know….Right?

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We found a movie that takes the piss out of those “kid makes friends with a monster” movies in a way that has never been done, and we are on board for this. This takes inspiration from some very obvious sources and makes no apologies, and we couldn’t be happier.

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Fresh (2022) - Eating’s Not Cheating, Except When It’s Both

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 23:00:00 -0400

What happens when you take the dangers of dating, the desperation for side hustle in a gig economy, and the stigma of vegetarianism, and combine it in a quirky dark comedy thriller seasoned with a tongue in cheek soundtrack? You get a movie that really hits so many night notes it only hits lows created by it’s heights. We really enjoyed watching this, and talking about it. Plus Mike unleashes his social reform manifesto that has no problems whatsoever.

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Vampire’s Kiss (1987) - I’m a Vampire! I’m a Vampire! - Nic Uncaged 2024

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We have reached the bombastic conclusion of Nic Uncaged on the podcast where one Nicolas Cage has had his horror films appraised by us. and we end it where it all began. His first horror (with an asterisk) film. The story behind this is as bizarre as the final product. and more bizarre still is how things end with the Nic Cage that Mike has been speaking online with for 2 months. Alicia isn’t with us but Christy is back to take a bite out of this black comedy.

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Willy’s Wonderland (2020) - Your Corpse is a Wonderland - Nic Uncaged 2024

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Unlike the janitor of this film, we have a lot to say about Willy’s Wonderland. Totally not a rip off of 5 nights at Freddy’s or the Banana Splits Movie, or Child’s Play. This movie is SOOOO much its own thing, with likeable characters and a coherent plot with justified motivations. And the conversations i had with Nic Cage in this episode are absolutely 100% real, and this episode is short.

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Mom and Dad (2018) - No More Custody Battles - Nic Uncaged 2024

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We have reached the hump of Nic Uncaged Month on the podcast and Holy Mothers/Fathers Day! This movie is a novel idea, where parents all have the same urge, to take back their independence and revoke their parental rights in the extreme. Selma Blair shines in this movie and we would be totally convinced this was a James Gunn film. Mike shares his private moments with Nic Cage as their not so secret chats continue.

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Color Out of Space (2020) - Living off the Grid and Visible Spectrum - Nic Uncaged 2024

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We have only just begun to celebrate the horror works of Nic Cage and man we really stepped up from the last one, cause this is a Lovecraft adaptation. One of the most interesting ways to create an otherworldly threat that exists beyond human morality and understanding, this was just done super well and features great acting talents all around. So hear us gush about it while we continue Mike’s correspondence with totally *real* Nicolas Cage.

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The Wicker Man (2006) - What a Wicker Game You Play - Nic Uncaged 2024

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We pay tribute to the horror movies of Nic Cage in our theme month Nic Uncaged! We begin with the 2006 Wicker Man remake. And if you think we’re going to hate it cause everyone else does, we got news for you. We only hate things for OUR reasons, and you will hear all of them in this episode. Including our month long feature, my actual conversations with “Nicolas Cage” and you will see what the quotes mean.

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The Dead Can’t Dance (2010) - Family Splatters - Indigenous People's Month 2024

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Indigenous Peoples Month ends with the self proclaimed FIRST native peoples horror. Rod Pocawatchit directed a movie. This is that movie. We watched it. Now we talk about it.

I think our podcast is better, but I admit to bias. I stand by it will save you watching the movie. At least we had 3 great ones this month.

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Slash Back (2022) - The Sisterhood of the Ichor Soaked Pants - Indigenous People's Month 2024

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 06:30:00 -0400

What do you get when you have a bunch of teenage girls trying to navigate puberty in an isolated northern village, caught between the fast paced present, and the slow methodical traditions of your community? AND….. there just so happens to be an infestation of alien worms here to kill everyone? You get this weeks movie, written and directed by an Inuit Woman, about Inuit Women, and it’s got a lot for us to discuss.

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Blood Quantum (2019) - Zed’s Dead, Baby! - Indigenous People's Month 2024

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Indigenous Peoples Month continues with our tribute to Jeff Barnaby, and his final film Blood Quantum. This film has a lot behind it’s origin, and its intent, which we will leave to the episode itself.

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Prey (2022) - If It Bleeds, We Can Review it - Indigenous People's Month 2024

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We take a break from Pride Month to celebrate Indigenous Peoples Month. Native peoples depiction in horror films or just regular film has been notorious. We take this month to give historical context to what lead to this, and the effects of it and what’s been done to correct it. We take films that honor native people and speak to their struggles, and give them their due. We begin with the film Prey, where a Yautja lands to hunt the deadliest game Earth can provide, and he finds a Comanchee woman who refuses to be …Prey.

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Late Night With the Devil (2024) - Top THAT, Carson

Tue, 28 May 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We go back to the 70’s with this brand new movie, where David Dastmalchian who kicked ass as polka dot man, and many other roles, gets his starring role as a talk show host struggling to keep his career, and in his desperation, he decides to get a guest no one booked yet. Satan.

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Lisa Frankenstein (2024) - One Soul Mate, Some Assembly Required

Mon, 20 May 2024 23:00:00 -0400

It’s just Alicia in the studio with Mike but John didn’t miss much as we covered a mid movie this week. But the episode is good as always! This movie is a Diablo Cody joint, and directed by Zelda Williams. but there’s only one of these ladies at fault, and its not Zelda. This movie never lands its tone correctly but the aesthetic is pretty damn flawless, and true to life. Particularly the life of Alicia, in terms of Lisa’s wardrobe and basic vibe. But Alicia hasn’t been caught for her crimes yet so that’s one point for her :)

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Pearl (2022) - Gone Nuts With The Wind

Mon, 13 May 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We return to the farm with the origin of Pearl from last weeks film X and WOW this movie is just a visual treat and a descent into madness and human need. This weeks episode is just us drooling over this film while cracking each other up.

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X (2020) - Everything’s Bigger in Texas

Mon, 06 May 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Since we watched a cartoon that was basically a porn, we decided to watch a porn that’s a horror, and landed on X! We have some thoughts on this period piece about the swinging 70’s that introduced us to the absolute purity of vision that belongs to the director, writer, and producer Ti West. We also felt inspired enough to scrounge up a deleted scene, so enjoy the alternate ending with “It Came From the Cutting Room Floor”.

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Hotel Transylvania (2012) - It Don’t Mean a Thing if you Ain’t got That Zing - Animation April 2024

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 23:00:00 -0400

As we descended into the abyss and wondered if we ever would see the light again, Alicia pulls us out with a strong finish to Animation April, with a Genndy Tartakovsky film using iconic horror legends all hanging out and trying to navigate a young girls coming of age. Parenting is hard, more for some as a wolf-man can attest. We just had a damn great time with this and heartily recommend it. As well as this episode!

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Dante’s Inferno (2010) - Let the 9 Circles Be Unbroken - Animation April 2024

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0400

We have taken some sinful turns in Animation April and it’s time to atone as we get dragged through the 9 circles of Perdition. But we are not alone. We are joined by Alicia, and Dante, and Virgil the Poet as we ponder the many questions like how can you keep a cohesive tone when you change animation studios, what does redemption truly look like, and how will the afterlife even function after Dante brings the ruckus? One of those is definitely answered.

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Seoul Station (2016) - Not the Sequel to Soul Plane - Animation April 2024

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 04:02:00 -0400

We are halfway done with Animation April and boy of boy, we have a great guest to provide a ton of context for this film! Ryan Estrada is back again to help us break down Seoul Station, which is NOT the sequel of Train to Busan, nor the prequel. The story he provides is one of many interesting points and a reason to check out this episode!

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Lily C.A.T (1987) - Pneumonia Got an Upgrade - Animation April 2024

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Animation April is upon us still, like a lung full of space bacteria we just can’t shake it! This is an interesting combination of several better space horrors, wrapped around an absolutely stupid premise. Seriously. Just watch it free on YouTube, and then hear us rip it apart. It’s a fun time.

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Wicked City (1987) - Blade Cummer - Animation April 2024

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 16:30:00 -0400

We are back with Animation April where we check out animated horrors from all over the world, and we begin with 2 helpings of anime. The first being Wicked City, a movie about a man and a demon fighting for peace between their worlds, and the terrorists of the demon world seeking to undo such a peace. While its lovingly rendered and visually striking, it’s also…. kind of a porno. and not a loving consensual porno. not always. This movie is well regarded and led to some big career opportunities for the people involved, so it has a degree of importance. It mostly serves as a reminder of tonal inconsistency, missed opportunities, and the writers not-at-all-disguised fetish.

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Event Horizon (1997) - Eyes Wide Sewn

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We have been joined by Lorne Bronstein to take a journey into a space horror. Since we haven’t a space horror since Leprechaun or Jason, we imagined we could finally get a GOOD 90’s space horror loaded with decent CGI. We got one of those things, but luckily it doesn’t matter if the CGI looks bad, cause we don’t need eyes with what we’re watching.

Lorne has a substack where he writes short stories, as well as a youtube channel!

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The Cell (2000) - Girl, You Must Be Exhausted From Running Through My Mind All Day

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Alicia is back with us to discuss a woman using dream technology to thwart the schemes of a criminal, but since we already saw Paprika, we covered the Cell, starring Jennifer Lopez and the utter manic brilliance of Vince D’onofrio as a goofy looking psychopath who has an inner demon that is…. bloody terrifying. This movie is visually captivating and just LOADED with style. and a few logical inconsistencies.

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Run Sweetheart Run (2022) - Happy Women’s Day

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 23:00:00 -0400

We celebrate Women’s Day with a feminist horror. Run Sweetheart Run is the story of a woman trying to survive a first date from hell. Alicia is here to help us celebrate and hopefully she won’t have a worse first date story to share.

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Scream (1996) - 2 Kids in a Trench Cloak

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

We begin the month of…. well nothing in particular. Just good old random movies with John and Mike. and a special guest making her Graveyard Shift debut, Sarah Schultz aka Jessica Stabbit. Horror Film Actress and producer, clothing vendor, Miss Scarizona winner, and now a guest on the Graveyard Shift. Who says you can’t have it all? We cover her favourite film, Scream! and boy did we find a ton of great trivia and had a great time. So put on your favourite scary movie podcast, and don’t answer the phone.

Sarah has a ton of of projects you can click on to follow and support!

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His House (2021) - This House is NOT Clean - Black History Month 2024

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0400

We bring the Black History Month of 2024 to a very strong finish as we cover the 2021 Netflix movie, His House. The full length directorial debut of British screenplay writer Remi Weekes, this tell the story of a South Sudan couple that escape one form of terror from their homeland, only find many more in their new home. This is a heavily recommended watch before listening.

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Dr Black, Mr Hyde (1976) - Haint Misbehaving - Black History Month 2024

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Black History Month proceeds with another Blaxploitation film based on a literary classic. This film has a LOT to say about black identity, and the duality that permeates the black consciousness. So we are glad to have Christy here to help us break it down. Also this was directed by William Crane, the same guy that gave us Blacula, so expect some similar themes. Both good and bad.

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Scream, Blacula, Scream (1973) - I’d Rather Go Backula - Black History Month 2024

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Black History Month continues. Christy returns for more, and so does the Dark Prince, Mamuwalde! Its time to Scream, Blacula, Scream! Does this film have the same actor as before? YES! Does it have the same quality of plot, music, character, or soul? NO! Does it even have a black director like the first one? NO! Is it possible the lack of quality has something to do with it? YES!

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The Blackening (2022) - Denigratio - Black History Month 2024

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0400

We celebrate Black History Month once again, and are joined by a new guest Chrissy to discuss The Blackening, the spiritual successor of Scary Movie, with a movie based on a Comedy Central skit. THIS MOVIE ROCKS. seriously check it. Its a great.

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To the Devil… A Daughter (1976) - And to the Audience a Disappointment - JanuarLee 2024

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0400

We wrap up JanuarLee, our tribute to the life and work of one of the Gods of Horror, SIR Christopher Lee. We cover the last part of his life, and his non cinematic works. and this movie was kind of important in his life, at least his relationship with the author of the story its based on. This film has him playing an excommunicated priest who nobody checked to make sure he actually left the church. It is just the first of many questionable decisions regarding this movie.

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Howling 2 (1982) - Awoober Eats - JanuarLee 2024

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 00:30:00 -0400

We continue celebrating the life and works of Christopher Lee, and we are not alone. We are joined by Trevor Ziebart from Sons of Butcher and Moonlight Desires, to put on our sunshades and party with the soviet police watching us. Seriously the best part of this episode is all the madness that took place behind the scenes, but that isn’t to say the movie isn’t a shit show in and of itself. This is a fun one.

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Dark Places (1974) - And There's A Creepy Doll, That Always Follows You - JanuarLee 2024

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0400

The celebration of the works and life of Christopher Lee continue with JanuarLee as Alicia stays with us to discuss Dark Places! A film that exists! Lee is of course a villain in this but despite his screen time is more a background villain. The star of this movie is of course Joan Collins plump luscious squeezable…..talent. yes.

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The House of the Long Shadows (1983) - Twist and Shout at the Twists For Being Stupid -JanuarLee 2024

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Alicia cannot get enough of the Graveyard Shift and joins us for JanuarLee as we finally watch the film where all the horror legends come together…..for a movie that was based on a play that 6 previous film adaptations that were already played out and dated by the last film, in the 40s. The actual star of this film is Desi Arnaz Jr. thats right. All those greats and the focus of the film is on HIM. if you like angry Mike, you will enjoy this episode.

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Horror Express (1972) - From Russia, With the Thing - JanuarLee 2024

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0400

We kick off the new year with a rip off of The Thing, before The Thing. We celebrate the films of Christopher Lee with JanuarLee! All month we will share the life and work of one of the absolute masters of horror. We are joined once again by Brion Foulke, web-comic artist behind Flipside Comics, and a horror aficionado!

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Violent Night (2022) - A Christmas Fucking Miracle - Christmassacre 2023

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Christmassacre comes to a end with a BANG as Alicia is finally rewarded with a film that might not be horror in any sense of the word but delivers a holiday film with the joy of the season and a body count to be proud of. David Harbour IS Santa.

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The Lodge (2019) - Ordinary People Meets The Shining - Christmassacre 2023

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We took a break from the NOT depressing well made horror films, and came back to The Lodge. Alicia might be reconsidering her pledge to see this through but we can all agree its a great film that will make you sad after. The Chrismassacre of glum. But we will end this on a happy joyful note.

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All Through the House (2015) - Deck the Walls With Bowels of Holly - Christmassacre 2023

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0400

This is a story about a castrating Santa slasher who terrorizes a neighbourhood and the absolute shitshow it is behind and front of the camera. We talk about it. Merry Christmas.

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Silent Night (2021) - Last Christmas. Ever - Christmassacre 2023

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 00:30:00 -0400

We are joined by Alicia to ring in the Christmassacre of 2023 with a film that has some existential horror rather than a monster or slasher. but that doesn’t take away its absolute brilliance as a film. Excellent acting, wonderful premise, great scenery and top notch writing should have made this a classic film but the movie faced a release during the pandemic so it didn’t get the awareness it should have. But we fix that in tonight's episode. so help us celebrate the final Christmas, but NOT the final Christmassacre.

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Zombeavers (2014) - Hot Dam

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0400

John is still busy moving house so we have Alisha on the show to discuss her pick. What seemed like a real stinker showed us you can’t judge a movie by its ridiculously dumb name. This was a fun one and we highly recommend it.

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The Killing of Satan (1983) - Mean Jeaned Killing Machine

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Lando the incredible Philipino warlock adulterer is sent by God to kill Satan who has kidnapped Lando’s daughter. This is a wild one but the actor who PLAYED Lando was even wilder. This is a fun weird watch.

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Blue Velvet (1986) - It's a Gas

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0400

John get his wish and gets a David Lynch film on the show. And while there isn’t some supernatural murderer on the loose, Dennis Hopper does play a terrifying villain in this role. Baby wants to podcast, and this episode will have you short of breath and putting on your Roy Orbison record!

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Carnival of Souls (1962) - Life's a Drag And Then You Die

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Did someone ask for MORE black and white films? No? Too bad! we are back to random list picks and this is what we got. A film that’s firmly in “More important than good” this is a one hit wonder from a 1 time director that just so happened to inspire PLENTY of future great directors. The ripples from this are incalculable and we have definitely benefited from it. So watch this for free on YouTube, and hear our thoughts! And enjoy the debut of Alicia!

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May (2002) - But Halloween is in October - Halloween 2023

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We are finishing this hallowed season with a disturbing film about a secluded loner that goes berserk on Halloween Night. But this is a lady that speaks and doesn’t wear a mask.

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Mad Monster Party (1967) - Boris Sent Me - Halloween 2023

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We are joined by a friend named Alicia who helped us watch and discuss a Rankin Bass film we never knew existed. Boris Karloff and Philis Diller are the major celebrities but there's a ton of talent in this stop motion macabre tale of a scientist inviting all the famous movie monsters (but due to copyrights, not named as such for many) and one hapless nitwit who happens to be the scientists nephew and soon to be owner of a powerful explosive, and a sexy assistant. This movie starts off pretty great and eats a big pile of crap for the last half.

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Halloween Ends (2022) It's About Time -Halloween 2023

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 23:00:00 -0400

The end of a hotly debated trilogy ends with a film that kinda becomes another film for a while before remembering what it began as. Whether that is to it’s strength or failure is subjective, but you’ll know how we feel as Phil helps us gain closure with the trilogy. What will we finish this month with? Keep subscribed and find out.

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Halloween Kills (2021) - Mob Mentality - Halloween 2023

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 23:00:00 -0400

What happens when a town is affected by terror and grief, and a total inability to use cell phones to coordinate a manhunt for a geriatric mental patient? You get this sloppy mess of vigilante justice and a sweet gay couple that had nothing to do with it but pays the price nonetheless. Again we are joined by Little John’s brother, Big John. aka Phil.

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Halloween (2018) - PTSDelightful - Halloween 2023

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0400

We begin the sacred season of Halloween with the most recent trilogy named after the series. The Micheal Myers trilogy that ends Laurie Strodes journey as a survivor from the 1978 massacre, starts as this film shows no familial connection between the hunter and hunted, but no less of an impact on her life. We are joined for this trilogy with John’s brother, Phil.

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The Last Man on Earth (1964) - The Price was Wrong - The Price is Right 2023

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 23:00:00 -0400

What do you get when you have a Vincent Price film that was made in Italy and has a more misleading title than the Never Ending Story? You get a really unique apocalypse film about one man enduring the end of humanity, left to linger in solitude with only his memories of how it all went wrong. We conclude the Price is Right, with a movie where Price was anything BUT. We however, are not alone! We are joined by webcomic artist and horror enthusiast Brion Folk, to celebrate the life and work of Vinnie. Check out his comic, it’s got a sexy jester, a beautiful knight, magic, drama, horror now and then, and plenty of heart!

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The Fly (1958) - Help Me - The Price Is Right 2023

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 23:00:00 -0400

The Price is Right continues as we celebrate the works and the life of Vincent Price with the Canadian cartoon rock band Sons of Butcher also the kick ass 80’s cover band Moonlight Desires as we pull the wings off of The Fly! What do you get when you want to base a story in France but can’t afford accordion music and long hard bread for every scene? Make it happen in Montreal and act like it’s the same!

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Diary of a Madman (1963) - Do the Horla! - The Price Is Right 2023

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0400

We continue the Price is Right marathon with special guest , the king of late night from the 90’s, David Bronstein! We not only review a Vincent Price film but also unload some great trivia about the greatness that was Vincent Price. The movie itself, not so great. but we have plenty to chat about anyway. so be educated, and entertained.

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The Tingler (1959) - Psychiatric Surgery - The Price is Right 2023

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0400

John and Mike have decided its time to pay tribute to the man, the myth, the legend; Vincent Price. We start with the first of many, The Price is Right, to honour and keep alive the works, and trivia, of a phenomenal actor and a totally sweet awesome person. We begin with one that’s been talked about enough times so we had to cover it, The Tingler. The movie where fear is more than a reaction. It’s a living thing: specifically a velvet worm. But this movie did more than just break the fourth wall with the famous William Castle gimmick of just buzzing 20 million asses. It broke the 5th wall by invading another movie entirely! Listen and find out how.

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Gremlins 2 (1990) - Weird Science

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 23:00:00 -0400

What’s not to love about sequels? We get what we loved in the past and we know how much it’s going to be great! In that spirit, we are rejoined by comic artist and novelist Ryan Estrada to partake in Gremlins 2. This was not well received on its debut, but dammit this crazy psychotic brain child of Joe Dante shows a purity of vision and consistency of tone that really makes us respect this absolute madhouse of a film. You will want to hear this one, as the Graveyard Boys are in for a HUGE surprise.

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Renfield (2023) - A Bloody Great Time

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 23:00:00 -0400

As someone who cannot work the graveyard shift alone, Mike understands the need to rely on, and be valued by others. So he identifies with the most famous co-dependant in horror history, Renfield! Starring Nicolas Hoult as the bug eating sycophant, and Nic Cage as the blood drinking psycho. We are joined by John’s very own brother Phil! We all loved this film and you’ll love this episode!

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The Ring (2002) - All's Hell That Ends in a Well

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 23:00:00 -0400

This is the story of a girl. But instead of crying a river and drowning the whole world, she’s cursed a piece of outdated media that should not get so much circulation anymore. We review The Ring but John and Mike were too scared to watch it alone so we got some help with actor, producer, DJ Hale.

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Chud II: Bud The CHUD (1989) - From The Bright Red Mud

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We got Josh back for another episode but that’s not all! We have from the cartoon smash hit of the mid 2000’s Sons of Butcher, comes a great guest for our Review of Bud The C.H.U.D, Trevor Ziebarth! Cartoonist, rock musician, and most important, horror fan, he suggested this film and BOY did we have thoughts! This is a great one. So enjoy Trevor’s coolness and then enjoy amazing music from his not one but TWO bands!

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The Haunting (1963) - Pro Level Squatting - Pride Month in B&W 2023

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Pride Moth is over. The greyscale rainbow finally shows its end. while some queer elements have been more obvious than others, there’s no denying the lesbian energy in this one. It ends strong with a very decent film that has spawned remakes and a Netflix series. So watch it and then hear us talk about it!

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Cat People (1942) - Pussy Control - Pride Month in B&W 2023

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Pride Moth continues. This theme month celebrating the greyscale rainbow is nearing its end but we have more to come. This week we share a film that has been co-opted by many queer publications though we find it lacking in coded messaging ourselves, we will stand by their assertions and give this film the Graveyard Shift treatment. This movie features a woman who fears she descends from a cat tribe, a terrible psychiatrist and a very dopey privileged man who laments that he’s never known hardship.

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Frankenstein (1931) and Bride of Frankenstein (1935) - The Duology of Frankenstein - Pride Month in B&W 2023

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Pride Moth 2023 continues to celebrate the greyscale rainbow with more James Whale cinema. This time we have our first double bill, as we celebrate both Universal Frankenstein films in one episode as they are both halves of the same story.

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Psycho (1960) - A Boys Best Friend is the Corpse of his Mother - Pride Month in B&W 2023

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 23:00:00 -0400

It’s the Graveyard Shift Horror Podcast 300th episode! While we would love to reflect on the show, our past, our achievements, and our future, we are instead gonna focus on a movie worthy of this milestone, Psycho! We continue the Pride Moth 2023 celebration of the Greyscale rainbow, celebrating coded classics with queer villains and themes! We are joined by Joshua Clough and Gio Petti to celebrate this big milestone, with Eric joining us as a cameo appearance!

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The Old Dark House (1932) - We're All Femm Here - Pride Month in B&W 2023

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We did NOT forget Pride Month. We just don’t need one month in the year to celebrate it. We will honour the greyscale rainbow as we take on coded queer films that showed your freak flag can fly even if its monochrome! Classic black and white horrors will be on the menu as we start with a film that was lost for 85 years, James Wales “The Old Dark House” lampoons Hollywood tropes, even in the time they were just getting started. Satire from the early 30’s that does a great job. We have trans and queer characters, several queer actors, by an openly gay director. The closest we could get to a pride parade at the time, this is a REALLY good film and you can get it on Youtube, and you SHOULD.

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Sweet Home (1989) - Mommy May Cry - Video Game Horrrors 2023

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We end Video Game Horror Month on the Graveyard Shift as we have covered movies BASED on games, and involving games, so its only fair to end with a game that inspired a horror game. that was so good it inspired another game FRANCHISE. We talk about the Japanese film Sweet Home , that inspired the NES game that was SO SCARY it was kept in Japan. Seriously look at the plays on YouTube, this game pushes the system to its limits, in terms of engagement, and gore. So what about the film? It’s great! check out the movie on YouTube as well.

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Brainscan (1994) - Now You're Playing With Brower - Video Game Horrrors 2023

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Well we walked through the valley of the shadow of Boll, we haven’t left the shit woods yet. Video Game horror month proceeds as we discuss Brainscan. Eddie Furlong showed us his chops in Terminator 2 and made a name for himself as the kid dealing with fatal technology out to get him. But the real star of this show was the villain, Trickster. and for some reason we have Frank Langella.

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House of the Dead (2003) - The Island of Dr Castillo - Video Game Horrors 2023

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We continue the theme of Video Game horrors. After the success of Werewoves Within, we needed a break from quality, wit, charm, and logic of any kind. Which led us to Uwe Boll. It was only a matter of time. but bear with us, as we endure this for your entertainment. It gets better next week.

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Werewolves Within (2021) - Gonna Die in a Small Town - Video Game Horrors

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We say farewell to last months theme as we stay indoors and enjoy some Video Game Horrors. We are joined by Eric and comic artist Ryan Estrada to discuss Werewolves Within. We haven’t played the game but this movie made an impression on all of us to be sure!

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House of the Devil (2021) - Total Eclipse of the Moon - Cult Classics 2023

Mon, 29 May 2023 23:00:00 -0400

This is how we end Cult Classics. Not with a bang, but with a retro style film from 2021 that looks like 1986. This stars a few 80’s actors we’ve covered on this podcast in the past. but does this capture the charms of the era it’s trying to emulate? Rotten Tomatoes thinks so, but do WE? tune in and find out.

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Rosemary's Baby (1968) - Mamma Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Vessels for Satan - Cult Classics 2023

Mon, 22 May 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Don’t just sit there listening to any old podcast, there’s a podcast that’s waiting to talk to YOU, yes YOU! For the low low price of 1 hour and 41 minutes you can enjoy the bombastic David Bronstein, KING of late night infomercials and the boss from the series Doghouse, as we discuss his ability to travel through time, his billionaire club, and occasionally, this weeks Cult Classic, the perfect fit for Mother’s Day, Rosemary’s Baby! Podcasters are standing by!

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Hereditary (2018) - Watch out for That Tree…. House - Cult Classics 2023

Mon, 15 May 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We aren’t done with Ari Aster for this months “Cult Classics” and fans of the show know Mike had some opinions when he had no idea what was going on. Will a repeat viewing make it make sense? Join us along with guest Gio to find out!

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The Wicker Man (1973) - Light My Fire - Cult Classics 2023

Mon, 08 May 2023 23:00:00 -0400

What Cult Classics marathon would be complete without Christopher Lee’s favourite film that he had a big hand in creating, as well as appearing in, The Wicker Man? We couldn’t tackle a classic like this alone however, so joining is horror film director and actor, Hunter Johnson!

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Midsommar (2019) - Just a Spring Clean for the May Queen - Cult Classics 2023

Mon, 01 May 2023 23:00:00 -0400

It’s spring time, when a young mans fancy turns to thoughts of fertility rituals to ensure good crops for an isolated community. So we turn to the “Cult Classics” and begin with Midsommar, the Ari Aster summer flick about vacations and college theses gone awry…. OR to plan. depending on your perspective.

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Akira (1988) - Testuo the Blob Man - Animation April 2023

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We finish Animation April with a body horror classic. Akira had an impact, the same way an asteroid does. It took anime to a level that the rest of the world was unable to just push into “niche” animation, or “foreign cartoons” anymore. We talked a lot about Satoshi Kon this month, and this is where his story truly began cause he was HEAVILY influenced by the works of the creator of this manga, Katsuhiro Otomo.

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Perfect Blue (1997) - False Idols - Animation April 2023

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 23:00:00 -0400

We started Animation April with the final Satoshi Kon film Paprika, but now we’re taking it to his directorial debut, Perfect Blue. This movie had an impact on a generation of viewers and even directors, and we’re going to get into why.

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The Spine of Night (2022) - The Sequel to Appendix of Dusk - Animation April 2023

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Animation April continues with a throwback to the past with a throwback to Western fantasy animation. Particularly the rotoscoped animation style of Ralph Bakshi and the background settings of Frank Frazetta. this makes the style visually unique, to both the benefit and detriment of those elements. And the cast is filled with known fantasy enthusiasts and figures, like Lucy Lawless, Patton Oswalt, and Joe Manganiello. The story is quite unique as well. So there's lots to love, and lots to wonder about.

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Paprika (2006) - The REAL Spice World - Animation April 2023

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Animation April has begun. We kick it off with the last film completed by Satoshi Kon before his tragic passing in 2010. As was his style this film blended reality and fantasy in amazing ways, and even clearly inspired Inception, while dealing with some trippy and scary ideas. Suffice to say we love this film. but can this streak of hand drawn horror continue? Spoiler, YES. this is a no loser lineup this month.

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Night of the Animated Dead (2021) - They're Coming to Trace You, Barbara

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 23:00:00 -0400

What do you do with a classic film that has no copyright at all? Anything you want, including making an animated remake that COULD have removed some of the lamer aspects of the original, but instead ruins nearly every opportunity this new medium could have presented.

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Barbarian (2022) - Air B n Boobs

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 02:00:00 -0400

We decided to check out a modern film about a modern problem, renting homes for a couple days and instead of the usual worries like bedbugs, structural damage, foul odours, etc, its the eternal classic problem… how to deal with a massive feral cave woman. This movie is very intentional in every part, for its high points and sadly one of its lowest points as well.

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Evil Dead (2013) - Worst Intervention Ever

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 23:00:00 -0400

It’s no secret we are huge Bruce Campbell fans here and it starts with the very beginning, Evil Dead. While some people had “remake fears” even Bruce was among them. They had a stroke of genius to amend this. Not make it a remake. But that doesn’t change the confusion since the title never changed. But its very good and we get into why that is.

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Sinister (2012) - 8MM got Nothing on This

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We all have new house jitters when moving into a new place. But most of them are “are there hidden flaws, is it a bad neighbourhood, whats the schools like?” and not “is there a ghost inside the snuff film in the attic and did my husband purposely buy a HOUSE just to find inspiration for his creative slump?”

This movie is the latter, and the choices of this writer pales in comparison to the writer of the film itself.

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Ganga & Hess (1973) - Ganga Get You Into My Life -Black History Month

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0400

As Black History Month ends, we close on an artistic note, and Mike reveals he struggles with arthouse flicks (if you haven’t found that out on our Suspiria episode) when they have a message but leave it up to you. but John and Maki had a great time, albeit with some ganga of their own.

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Blacula (1972) - You'll Never Go Backula - Black History Month

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We keep Black History going, and leave the 40’s to plow ahead to the age of Disco, Funk, and find ourselves hanging with one STRAAAANGE dude. Join Maki , John, and Mike on a trip to the mean streets of Blaxploitation as we discuss Blacula and the missed opportunity of a throwaway character named after cookware.

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Invisible Ghost (1940) - The Butler Did NOT Do It - Black History Month 2023

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 16:00:00 -0400

Maki streets’s back, all right. Our streaming friend returns to the show as we continue celebrating Black History Month with a movie that has an exemplary depiction of a black character that is VERY counter to the majority of depictions at the time. We continue with the history to provide context, and why this movie stand out in a very positive way. Shame its utterly baffling, boring, and a total train wreck.

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Wendell & Wild (2022) - Nightmare Before Black History Month - Black History Month 2023

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We begin another Black History Month on the show and we start with the poorly marketed but excellently made stop-motion dark fantasy by Key & Peele. this was requested by our guest, Dodie Arnold and we are so grateful. The many layers of this family flick has so much to say about pain, loss, institutional slavery, and family.

She also runs a non profit, and serves on a board

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Studio 666 (2021) - Is Someone Eating the Best of You?

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 00:30:00 -0400

We are back after a brief break to see the Foo Fighters horror film which is spoiler, FANG-Tastic. Suggested by Rich who joins us for this episode, this is just well written, and features legendary horror talent and practical effects. We cannot sing the praises of this movie enough. RIP Taylor Hawkins.

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Bloodsucking Bastards (2015) - Coffin Space

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Sometimes a classic just gets overlooked and buried in history. This is such a case. a comedy horror that is just well written in terms of banter, well shot in terms of kills, and just well cast. A vampire tears through an office leaving the office suckup and a few others to find a way to survive the ultimate downsizing. Also it stars Pedro Pascal without that terrible mando stach.

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Last Shift (2014) - Popoltergeist

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0400

What do you get when you take a cop with a dead father, a police station that has NO night crew, and a script that leaves you wondering what was real or if things were just a delusion, and mix it with a wasted premise? you get this movie that is mediocre at best and total fustercluck at worst.

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Scars of Dracula (1970) - 50 Shades of Drac

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We kick off the new year with a Hammer film. unfortunately this is when the studio was clearly in decline in terms of writing and effects. We have a lot to discuss so lets start this year with some complaining!

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Holiday Hell (2019) - Hey Now, You’re a Pawn Star - Christmassacre 2022

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0400

The Christmassacre of 2022 ends like most Christmas dinners do, starting with hope, joy, love and great food, but ending with a TON of cleanup and feeling bloated. Jeffery Combs stars as an owner of a unique pawn shop that deals exclusively in items that have a unique story. Sadly most of them suck.

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Black Friday (2021) - Just Order Online - Christmassacre 2022

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 21:00:00 -0400

The Christmassacre continues! We avoided the hassle of the stores and got this movie online, unlike the running of the shoppers that we see in this movie. This has Bruce Campbell and Devin Sawa as employees of a store facing a horde of mindless shoppers bent on consuming. oh and they then become zombies.

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Anna and the Apocalypse (2017) - Die School Musical - Christmassacre 2022

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We continue the Christmassacre with our FIRST musical and Ho Ho Holy smokes this thing is amazingly charming, gruesome, gory, and all in all a great time.

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Silent Night Deadly Night 2 - GROUNDHOG DAY! - Christmassacre 2022

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Josh Clough joins us for his first Christmassacre to discuss the issues this rubber faced pretty boy has against sanitation pickup as we watch GARBAGE DAY, aka Silent Night Deadly Night 2. The first 40 minutes of this film is 90% the first film in flashbacks. but the next 50 minutes is just outrageous violence and only the final 15 minutes is about Christmas. Yet somehow we couldn’t be mad at this film cause the internet has made one of the most bizarre kills a total meme. We do our due diligence to determine how this came to be as it was. You will laugh and you will learn.

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The Belko Experiment (2016) - Extreme Downsizing

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Slither was one of our most beloved films to review, thanks to James Gunn and his ability to take violence, gore, and music to create touching soulful films that speak to the human condition. Enter, The Belko Experiment, written by him after a vivid dream, but not directed by him due to various reasons over several years. So it retains his flavour, and his familiar casting choices, that we have NO problem with. This is like Battle Royal meets Office Space.

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Would You Rather (2012) - No I Wouldn’t

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Jeffrey Combs. has he ever disappointed us on this show? Re-Animator, Castle Freak, and to our surprise, this unique saw ripoff. Combs is a man obsessed with the idea of choice, and how flexible morals can be for the right price. We love him, and this movie while… squicky at times, has some charming actors besides Mr Combs.

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Rec (2007) - Check Yourself Before You do This

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 00:04:00 -0400

We deviate from the usual English fare and indulge in a Spanish first person horror. does it fall prey to the usual tropes that drive Mike to anger, or does it thread the needle and use its narrative device to proper effect?

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The Cave (2005) - The Generic Void

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 22:18:00 -0400

We get our rope & tackle to brave the cold dark depths in this tale of spooky spelunking. Does this movie deserve to see the light of day or should it remain 200 ft under? Listen to find out!

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Nightmares (1983) - Too Hot for 1981 TV - Halloween Grab Bag 2022

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400

We finish the Halloween Grab Bag with some Nightmares that gave us anything but. These stories were initially written to appear in a TV series called Darkroom but was considered too scary for television and was rewritten for a theatrical release. Unfortunately.

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Vault of Horror (1973) - Indubitable Bastards - Halloween Grab Bag 2022

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400

The Halloween Grab Bag continues as we exit the Night Gallery and enter The Vault of Horror! Based on stories from EC comics series that included Tales from the Crypt, and created by the same guy that gave us MAD Magazine.

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Night Gallery (1969) - She Should Have Bought Betty Davis Eyes - Halloween Grab Bag 2022

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400

The love for Rod Serling continues with the Halloween Grab Bag as we take in some culture at the Night Gallery. This pilot launched a 3 season series that continued Rod Serling’s legacy of karmic retribution for societal ills.

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Twilight Zone (1983) - The Lawsuit Zone - Halloween Grab Bag 2022

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400

As we continue the Halloween Grab Bag this year, Mike is joined by John “Mr Socko” Valls and Joshua Clough to discuss the movie that killed Vic Morrow and 2 children, destroyed the friendship of Stephen Spielberg and John Landis, and was a love letter to the legacy of Rod Serling.

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Cat’s Eye (1985) - Most Productive Cat Ever - Halloween Grab Bag 2022

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400

John (Mr Socko on twitch) is here to celebrate Halloween Month as we dig into “the Grab Bag” where we will review anthology horrors for bite sized tales of dread and terror. And then there’s THIS movie by Steven King with surprisingly little of either. but it’s still good!

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Dolly Dearest (1991) - Hello, Dolly - Murder For Dummies 2022

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 23:00:00 -0400

John (Mr Socko on Twitch) and Sheldon are here to finish up the Murder For Dummies month on the podcast as we see a blatant rip off of Child’s Play that doesn’t hold up to that, but stands above other murder toy. At least it isn’t a Puppetmaster movie.

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Annabelle (2014) - A True Bland-tique - Murder For Dummies 2022

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 23:00:00 -0400

John (Mr Socko on Twitch) is back to continue this months theme, Murder for Dummies, as we finally delve into the Conjuring universe to discuss Annabelle (2014). This is the story of the cursed doll based on a * cough * true story and doll. except for all of the story and the doll. Enjoy!

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Childs Play 2 (1990) - Some Disassembly Required - Murder For Dummies 2022

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 23:00:00 -0400

Liz and Mike are joined by film director Chris Notarile to continue our Murder for Dummies theme month, as we discuss Child’s Play 2, where Andy has his life ruined yet again by a living toy, with no Buzz Lightyear to save him.

Find Chris Notarile online

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The Boy (2016) - Doll Syndrome - Murder for Dummies 2022

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 23:00:00 -0400

This month we study Murder for Dummies, as we take on the offerings of horror that animate the inanimate. This month begins with The Boy, that classic from 2016 that cant even crack 30% on Rotten Tomatoes. One of us feels this is a little undue. see who loves it and who isn't that impressed, in this weeks episode.

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Blood Surf (2000) - Lake Flaccid

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400

We finish the Summer of Surf, Sand, and Schlock, with Blood Surf that features unlikable people in a stupid situation doing dumb things. but enough about Mike and John, lets talk about this weeks film.

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Old (2021) - Life's a Beach and Then You Die

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400

We started this podcast as mere babes but now we’re so old. Everything hurts, we don’t understand the young kids anymore, we use to be hip, now we're replacing them. oh M Night, what have you done to us?

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Beach Girls and the Monster (1965) - Bitch Wife and the Monster in the Surf (Yeah Yeah Yeah)

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400

John and Liz meet for the first time to discuss The Beach Girls and The Monster (1965) where the beach girls don’t factor in at all. Luckily they get along like sand on a hot dog to deliver choice comedic commentary on this move that didn’t even TRY to be political commentary. Or anything of any sense at all.

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Nightmare Beach (1989) - The First Electric Motorcycle

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400

Liz is back and so is Gio from the Gio Show podcast, to celebrate Surf Sand and Schlock with Nightmare Beach. Boy this movie is bad but its what we’re here for. so enjoy our trauma as we endure a movie with varied gory kills and boobs that manages to be dull anyway.

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The Horror of Party Beach 1964 - Night of the Living Zoidbergs

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0400

John (Mr Socko on Twitch) is back to talk some lovely horror shop for the first entry in the Summer of Surf, Sand and Schlock, with some sloppy atomic scare film thats trying to copy Godzilla but without anything to say and no budget for spectacle. Its on par with some of the worst films ever made and so we have to adjust our scale accordingly. Enjoy!

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Lair of the White Worm (1988) - Capaldi's Kilt: Bigger on the Inside?

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400

Liz is back to finish off the month of July with the Lair of the White Worm, an 80s horror with Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi. It’s just… really weird at times. but also hilarious. sometimes intentionally.

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Creep 2 (2017) - What The Hell Am I Doing Here?

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400

John is back, and so is the creep. We keep producing content and so does the heroine of this sequel who has no idea what shes in for when she takes a job online...

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Creep (2014) - I’m a Weirdo

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400

John Aka Mr Socko is back to review some creepy films. We begin with Creep, starring the Wish version of John Krasinski as a guy with no sense of personal boundaries, who just keeps getting weirder and weirder in an Ad-libbed kind of comedy thats also all found footage. Mike’s favourite medium of filming right after German Expressionism. enjoy the Peachfuzz song

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Bit (2019) - The Joy Suck Club

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400

We have a Pride Month bonus episode for this year cause we can do better than the corporations. We are joined by podcaster Bob Green from the recently ended Candy Coated Razor Blades podcast to discuss the Lesbian vampire film that also sneaks a trans character by us but a lot is written or not written in the film to tell us that. among other things. Does this film have any bit, or does it just suck? Listen and find out!

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Jennifer’s Body (2009) - She’s a Maneater

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400

Pride Month concludes on the calendar but not on the podcast. This is the second last LGBTQ horror for our pride celebration (we keep our rainbow tombstone up one week longer than the corporations) as we cover Jennifer’s Body. Megan Fox plays a detestable selfish sexpot who gets possessed by a demon and becomes….. well she doesn’t change much except she has powers now. So it’s up to the rest of the characters to pick up the slack for charm, wit, and likeability. Do they pull it off?

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The Perfection (2019) - Insert Fingering Joke Here - Pride Month 2022

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400

We continue Pride with guest Liz to discuss the lesbian musician horror full of twists. Watch it on Netflix and then listen to us talk about it.

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Rebecca (1940) - My Spite Will Go On - Pride Month 2022

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400

One of the first Angry Evil Lesbians graces us with her class, her grace, and her venom. Despite being toned down for the Hayes Code, the villain of the movie clearly belongs in the greyscale rainbow. Liz joins us to discuss the Hitchcock romantic thriller, Rebecca.

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The Craft Legacy (2020) - The Sisterhood of the Used Gym Shorts

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400

It’s Pride Month once again so Liz joins us as we pay tribute to horrors that contain LGBTQ elements, to give credit to the older queer characters relegated to villains due to their “deviancy” and others who finally get representation. We begin with the sequel to The Craft which is as groundbreaking as the original, as both were equally products of their time.

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Shadow of the Vampire (2000) - Maximum Overschreck

Mon, 30 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400

In Sepia No One Can Hear You Scream. Except in this film, which ends our tribute to the silent film genre with colour and sound! Nosferatu was so good we cover it twice as Shadow of the Vampire was the “True” story of the making of the 1922 film. John Malcovich and Willem Dafoe face off for the creepiest fucker award and we’re the winners.

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Nosferatu (1922) - Count Knock-Off - In Sepia No One Can Hear You Scream

Mon, 23 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400

As we near the end, we give props to the most famous silent horror Nosferatu: A Symphony in Horror. The ultimate exuberant, this illegal film survived only violating court orders and we are grateful for 5 criminals just sneaking off with the prints that we enjoy today. We are joined by Sheldon to give this film its due.

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Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1920) - Idle Bodies are the Doctors Playthings - In Sepia No One Can Hear You Scream

Mon, 16 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400

We continue with In Sepia No One Can Hear You Scream as we open up the Cabinet of Dr Caligari and we find a lot more than used razors and toothbrushes. We find the sinister somnambulist, a bizarre backdrop of a town, and most importantly, the sad story of how this was made to be a very different film and the writers desperate struggle. it still doesn’t match Heathers struggle which you will find out about when you listen.

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The Golem (1920) - Oy Clay - In Sepia No One Can Hear You Scream

Mon, 09 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Heather and new friend Liz to tackle this creature born of Jewish culture, and we delve into why German Expressionism was critical to horror, and that will come into play for the next couple of weeks as we continue with part 2 of our tribute month “In Sepia No One Can Hear You Scream”. Today we meet the precursor to Frankenstein’s Monster in a foppish wig.

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The Phantom of the Opera (1925) - Pull My Chaney - In Sepia No One Can Hear You Scream

Mon, 02 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400

In Sepia, No One Can Hear You Scream Part 1. We pay tribute to the originals of horror that paved the way for everything that would come. These are the pioneers of peril, the old ones, but not forgotten. As is the case with months of importance, we will provide historical context that led to these films, what influenced THEM, and who they influenced later. Get ready to laugh and learn, folks!

We begin with a film that came after the other ones we will cover yet there’s a reason we chose it to be first. Conceived in love but born into chaos, The Phantom of the Opera (1925) and (1929) was released twice. A silent film about opera? Yeah, there’s some problems with this one. But it’s an important film more than a good one to which we owe a lot more gratitude than just the 1986 musical .

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Terrorvision (1986) - Just Taking Care of Business

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0400

At Eric’s insistence, we covered this movie. He did not partake in the review. We found out why. It was an act of malice we will not soon forgive or forget. Enjoy our suffering. This is about an alien that travels through televisions. in just one house. yet it can still move around rooms without them. so whats the point? just making a film with a pun title? We could have done better.

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Critters 2 The Main Course - Here Comes Critter Cottontail

Mon, 18 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0400

Heather and Eric are back to celebrate Easter with the return of fuzzy creatures that deliver eggs. Except the eggs aren’t chocolate, or even carob. They’re sugar apples that contain death beasts from space! The Critters are back and so are the bounty hunters and Brad! This episode has us pretty much coming for each others necks the whole episode, so enjoy that. and Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

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Ravenous (1999) - He’s a Maneater

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0400

John aka Mr Socko joins us to discuss a movie about western expansion and manifest destiny, which was already a horror story but now its got cannibals. This is some movie.

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Night of the Living Dead (1990) - The Forgiveness of Barb

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0400

Sputnick 2354 has returned to discuss a personal fave of hers, The Tom Savini remake of the George Romero classic. Not well received upon launch, it pretty much sealed Savinis fate as a director. Has time redeemed it?

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Leprechaun 6 Back 2 tha Hood (2003) - It’s a Hood Knock Life - March of the Leprechaun 2022

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 23:00:00 -0400

It’s fitting that a movie loaded with weed jokes would end the franchise (and the March of the Leprechaun) on a high note. This is the hood leprechaun we deserve. We hope you have as much hearing us gush over this as you did our suffering over the last one.

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Leprechaun 5 - In the Hood (2000) - Straight Outta Dublin - March of the Leprechaun 2022

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 23:00:00 -0400

This is the darkest timeline in the Lep series. We are in agony. Take joy in our suffering so it may not be wasted. Also we rap much better than the people in this movie and we’re terrible. so enjoy that.

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Leprechaun 3 (1995) - Wishmaster Origins - March of The Leprechaun 2022

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 01:11:00 -0400

The Leprechaun goes to Vegas where some peoples luck has run out. But has ours?

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Leprechaun 2 (1994) - Number 2 is Right - March of the Leprechaun 2022

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Eric returns to the podcast for the March of the Leprechaun as we finish off the rest of the Leprechaun series with the sequel that wasn’t a sequel featuring a cast that weren’t all actors. enjoy!

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Candyman (2021) - The Art World Can Be Murder - Black History Month 2022

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 23:17:00 -0400

Who can take an icon? Make it CGI? Barely show the the villain and have us all just screaming why? The Candyman (2019) can. We finish Black History Month with a return to Cabrini Green, as the Candyman refuses to be forgotten in the Nia Dacosta 2019 sequel to the original Clive Barker film. not as painful as Beloved, and not as good as the original, this falls in the middle for us. We definitely have a lot to love about it but we also have some issues.

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Beloved (1998) - Everyone Gets a Trauma - Black History Month 2022

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We deal with the heaviest episode of Black History Month as we near the end. This is Oprah Winfrey’s 1998 film, Beloved, based on true events.

If you were surprised to learn Oprah made a horror, then you’re like Mike. but damn she knocked it out of the park with this. Based on the novel by Toni Morrison, this shows how severe slavery had pushed some people, to the point where their pain would not die, even after death.

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Vampire In Brooklyn (1993) - The Rise of Julius Jones - Black History Month 2022

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400

We continue Black History Month with the Eddie Murphy and Angela Basset comedy Vampire in Brooklyn, written by Charlie Murphy, directed by Wes Craven, and co-starring John Witherspoon (R.I.P to all), this film was derided by critics, and reasonably so. but it has some merits that withstood the test of time and has come to a higher degree of appreciation. We also cover black depictions in horror cinema through the 40’s and 50’s. Spoiler: it’s mostly not great. But there are some shining lights that get their due.

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Son Of Ingagi (1940) - I’m Sorry Doc Jackson - Black History Month 2022

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 10:39:00 -0400

We are celebrating Black History Month with 4 films of significance in black contribution to cinema as well as some history in each episode regarding the journey and struggles that were pivotal to its genesis and the form it takes today. Mike is joined again by Maki aka Sputnick to take the plunge into the past as we discuss the FIRST black produced horror film, the Son of Ingagi, and the life and times of its creator Spencer Williams Jr.

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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) - What are We Doing Here?

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Mike and Rich continue to power through the winter with summer movies. Unfortunately its all the boring crap without any of the competence from the original writer. Angry Mike is in full effect.

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Child's Play (1988) - Assault and Battery Included

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by twitch streamer Maki to discuss a movie that has gone unreviewed for far too long, the original Childs Play. We have a lot of trivia cause a movie this important had a lot going on, including a connection to a certain prince of parody. We had a great time and so will you!

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I Know What You Did Last Summer (1996) - I Can Still Recall Your Last Summer

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Rich is back to discuss a summer horror in the coldest time of year cause… wishful thinking? This movie was released hot on the heels of Scream as part of the horror revival of the mid 90’s. Does it hold up?

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Society (1989) - Billy The Bastard of Beverly Hills

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 06:05:00 -0400

Heather is ringing in the new year with a cold, so Mike is joined by old podcast co-host Brandon to cover a film that she wouldn’t watch again, Society. The 1989 classic (available on Tubi) about the true horrors of the upper class left its mark on both Eric and Heather so now Mike HAD to see what the fuss was about.

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Gingerdead Man (2005) - Run Run as Fast as You Can

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Heather is still recovering from the horrordays so Mike is joined by Rich to cover a demand by Eric. The last time we had a Gary Busey we had pleasant things to say about it. Those were good times.

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) - Stranger Night, Danger Night - Christmassacre 2021

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

After enjoying the 6th movie in the series, Eric suggested we check out the 5th entry in the series. It’s got Mickey Rooney as a tiny rage monster, what’s not to love? Well, we’re gonna find out. join us for the last Christmassacre of the year. Here’s hoping we all make it to , and through, 2022. Happy Boo Year everyone!

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Black Christmas (2019) - Up in the Frathouse - Christmassacre 2021

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Ben joins Mike to review a feminist holiday horror that’s the second remake of the classic 74 slasher. it goes in some unique directions and shows itself to be a rush job in many ways, but the message of the movie is unique and the dedication of the cast and crew is obvious. We enjoyed the social horror that was Get Out, and we see if the same can be said about a #MeToo horror.

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Silent Night (2012) - Merry Axe-mas - Christmassacre 2021

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We continue the Christmassacre with the 6th entry in the Silent Night Series. Designed as a remake, we have a killer santa using an axe but sometimes a Flamethrower, and that’s what makes the cover, cause it was (vaguely) inspired by the Covina Massacre. After the first 2 bottom of the barrel movies we get a run of the mill seasonal slasher! will this streak last? Stay subscribed and find out.

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Stalled (2013) - What Better Place to Make a Turd? - Chrismassacre 2021

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We continue the Christmassacre of 2021 with a movie that takes place in a bathroom stall during a zombie apocalypse. Starring terrible people and awful direction. the next movie is much better , we promise.

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Deathcember (2019) - No I WON’T Remember

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We ring in Heather’s first Christmassacre with the worlds only advent calendar movie, as 24 Christmas related shorts are presented to us. But less than half are actually Christmas relevant and only 1 is good. Oi to the Vey, this is terrible. So enjoy our suffering as we pick apart each one and hear what Mike would have done better.

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American Psycho (2000) - Bateman Begins

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We end the regular fare for the year with a doozy of a classic. This anthem to male vanity is a classic film with iconic dialogue and while the novel was written by a man, the screenplay was written by 2 women. The story of how this film could have gone wrong so many ways, is one to listen to in our trivia. The year is ending on a high note before we begin our usual horrorday marathon.

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Thankskilling 3 (2012) - No Thanks

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Heather and Mike celebrate Thanksgiving at different times, but one thing we have in common is we hate this movie. It’s an atrocity that comes second only to the aftermath of the actual Thanksgiving. The killer turkey is back but sadly he’s not the only shitty puppet this time. it’s us suffering so listen for that, as well as many reasons to NOT watch this movie. Be thankful for that.

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Slither (2006) - Durian For A Good Time

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Ivan returns to the show and brings another winner of a selection as we finally review Slither (2006). The directorial debut of James Gunn, this horror comedy is beautifully written with laughter, heart, and graphic violence. Starring Micheal Rooker as a slimy sack of shit that wants to get inside everyone he can, both before and after he gets infected by an alien parasite. Seriously get this film, its too good to be ignored.

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Devils Pass (2013) - Even The Devil Would Pass on This

Mon, 01 Nov 2021 23:00:00 -0400

There existed for 60 years a mystery about the Dyatlov Group and their violent deaths in the Ural mountains in 1959. This movie was made to offer a possible solution. It didn’t. But shortly afterwards someone did solve it. Maybe to prevent a sequel. We leave it to you to listen and discover how the mystery really got solved, and how this movie is a steaming pile of demon yeti shit.

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Halloween Bonus 2021

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 03:00:00 -0400

We interrupt our regularly schedule air date to give you a special treat for Halloween. Sheldon and Heather join Mike to discuss what movies and TV specials define Halloween for us. Let us know what your viewing traditions are!

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Halloween Resurrection (2002) - Must Bleed TV

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Remember how they returned to formula with Micheal and Laurie, but they changed it just a little cause he had a bigger family struggling to survive him cause hes got a nephew now who is less annoying than his niece was before she was cast into oblivion? Well they’re all gone. and Laurie, the point of the series, is dead in 15 minutes. So what is there for him? REALITY TV of course. LL Cool J was a likeable character so lets get another rapper to capture that success. Everyone loves Busta Rhymes! Surely we can abandon all the cast from the good movie and toss a bunch of nobodies and Tyra Banks for all of 15 minutes, and it will be good. Right?

Right?

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Halloween H20 (1998) - Actually You CAN Call It A Comeback - Halloween of Halloween

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 00:25:00 -0400

We are continuing with the Halloween series as it realizes it wrote itself into a corner and pretended Jamie didn’t exist, just like Laurie did. We have LL Cool J as a terrible romance writer who is just as incapable as a guard, Josh Hartnet proving you can be a heartthrob while never going anywhere near a comb, and Jamie Lee Curtis proving she can hunt someone with violence just as well as her brother.

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Halloween 6: The Curse of Micheal Meyers (1995) - The Curse of Terrible Writing - Halloween of Halloween

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400

No you didn’t miss an episode, we skipped 5 to cover it on Heather’s podcast with Eric, cause we’re doing a collaboration. Also it was too terrible for our usual analysis. Somehow we still ended up with a stinker, as the thorn trilogy just starts off OK and gets worse. but good times can still be had as we mount this movie on a thresher and lean in for a fake hug to turn it on.

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Halloween 4 (1988) - Who Needs Physiotherapy? - Halloween of Halloween

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400

It’s the Halloween season so we’re back doing the Halloween of Halloween. We kick off with a extra large pumpkin spice latte episode as we celebrate the Return of Micheal Meyers which includes but is not limited to:

The way life hates Dr Loomis, the bizarre burn ward treatment of Smith’s Grove Asylum, and the uselessness of the Haddonfield police department and much more. Enjoy!

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Dracula (1979) - More Like Snackula

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400

We end out September with the final entry in our marathon “The 70’s had bite” with Frank Langela as “Dracula” who decided to trade in his fangs for some sweet wolf powers and wall crawling. Oh and also some dead ass sexy stares. We’ve seen Dracula as a sex symbol before but movie turns it up to 11.

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Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) - Emphasis on RAT - The 70's Had Bite

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400

We delve into a remake of Dracula. But also Nosferatu. one would think fusing a loyal remake of the book, with its own cinematic copyright infringement would result in a pretty good vampire movie. Rotten Tomatoes would agree. But do WE?

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Salem’s Lot (1979) - Eminem Cannot Grow Old Here - The 70's Had Bite

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike and Heather take a journey to the fictional town of Salem’s Lot to check out some real estate and take in the local cuisine. Sadly it appears to be the townsfolk as there is a bit of a vampire infestation. Can we survive the 3 hour runtime of this 2 part miniseries?

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The Night Stalker (1972) - What Happens In Vegas Slays in Vegas - The 70's Had Bite

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400

This month’s theme is “The 70’s had bite” as we venture down memory lane to powder blue leisure capes, and mirror balls with no reflections in them. We begin with a heavily influential made for TV movie that redefined prime time suspense for a generation and the generation that followed it. join us as we discuss The Night Stalker.

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Invaders From Mars (1986) - Another Cannon Misfire

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

We found ourselves with a real weird 80’s movie. Louise Fletcher and Karen Black face off to determine the fate of an annoying child who might just save the world from an alien domination conspiracy. Is it out of this world? Listen and find out!

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Thir13en Ghosts (2001) - This Old Clockwork House

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

We defy conventional wisdom and throw stones in a glass house. But its fine cause there’s 13 evil ghosts trapped in it left by our crazy evil uncle. How does this remake compare to the original? well it doesn’t need special glasses for the AUDIENCE. so there’s that. Enjoy.

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Class of 1999 (1990) - Class Warfare

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike and Heather head back to school to take a lesson in MURDER. Its the dark dismal future of 1999 and teenage gangs have taken over great tracts of land and entire neighborhoods are forsaken by the police. School is back in session as the department of educational defense has employed Stacy Keach and his cybernetic eyes and albino rat tail, to send in the best military kill bots in disguise as teachers to bring the children in line, one of which is Pam Grier for some reason. More of a sci-fi film this does have some horror elements with its occasional resemblance to Terminator and the kill count certainly doesn’t hurt. Enjoy!

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The Willies (1990) - Cheapshow

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by internet musician Trevor Blendour of The Blendours, a 50’s style rock and roll group. He also loves retro games and 80’s horror movies so he’s here to give Mike The Willies (1990) Starring Sean Astin and plenty of other people who were definitely famous enough to not have to do this movie. But they did anyway!

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Candyman (1993) - Not the Bees

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

It’s the 200th episode so we have a treat for you and ourselves. An occasion this prestigious requires not just 1 co-host, or even 2, but 3, as Mike is joined by Heather, Eric and even Sheldon to get hooked on a feeling of dread as we discuss Candyman (1993)

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The Reef (2010) - Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Down Unda - Shark Month 2021

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Heather and Mike have had it with Shark Month just want to go home to random movie selections. Sadly it’s anything but smooth sailing as we have to pass The Reef (2010) based on a true story which means it’s going to be as accurate as a tennis game in a windstorm. But at least it’s a good movie.

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Ghost Shark (2013) - Sharkdrops Keep Falling on My Head - Shark Month 2021

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Heather and Mike can’t avoid Shark Month cause they’re everywhere. your bathtubs, your sink, your yard, and even your water cooler. the Ghost Shark (2013) can appear anywhere. Unfortunately.

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House Shark (2017) - Doofy’s Domestic Distress - Shark Month 2021

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Heather and Mike decide to avoid the beach for Shark Month but we still can’t avoid sharks. We have a House Shark to deal with and nowhere is safe.

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Jaws (1975) - In Like Quint - Shark Month 2021

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike and Heather celebrate the 4th of July with a holiday horror that really started the summer blockbuster and really gave the horror genre a lot to live up to. We take a bite out of Jaws (1975)

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The Lost Boys (1987) - Do YOU Still Believe? - Pride Month 2021

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 23:00:00 -0400

We take Pride Month to a strong finish with the Joel Schumacher classic The Lost Boys. Stay young, sleep all day, party all night, wear leather in the summer, listen to Heather and Mike take apart another movie in a hilarious fashion... Oh and never die.

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Hellraiser (1987) - Puzzles are for Perverts - Pride Month 2021

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Heather and Mike continue Pride month with another Clive Barker movie. this time its about leather fetishists and sexual “freedom” which is honestly just terrible awful stuff that people either shouldn’t be able to get off on, or actively flee from. we do share some queer history about how the leather daddy symbol came to be.

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The Craft (1996) - Manon Manon - Pride Month 2021

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Heather has woven her magic and brought us to the 90’s where we see a film that doesn’t have anything particularly gay about it, but has a massive following with the Lesbian community, so we give it a review and see if the 90’s classic holds up.

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Les Diaboliques (1955) - The Frenchman Always Slaps Twice - Pride Month 2021

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Heather remains here for Pride month as we comb through the coded closest of the 1950’s for the movie that inspired Psycho and was quite ahead of its time in many regards, such as dialogue, and honesty about subject matter like infidelity and spousal abuse, but also succumbs to the conventions of its time, likely for marketability to North American theaters. It’s quite a movie. and one with strong lesbian overtones, despite the censorship.

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Dracula’s Daughter (1936) - She Sucks Both Ways - Pride Month 2021

Mon, 31 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Heather from Wednesday Wine and Horror joins Mike to celebrate Pride Month for this year. We will take a look back on Queer cinema and celebrate it all, from the coded to the obvious, the villains, to the heroes, the directors to the cast. We hope you will learn something or at least be entertained as we start with the first of 2 Black and White films that mask queer themes since they couldn’t be true to the source material.

This week, we start with Dracula’s Daughter, starring the daughter of the Dark Prince on a mission to seek modern therapy to cure her “unnatural” impulses, as she stalks both men and women alike on the streets of London.

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Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death (1990) - Holy Guacamole

Mon, 24 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by returning guest Gio P from the Gio Show podcast to tackle feminism and jungle survival in this movie that suprisingly wasnt much of a horror but a stunningly accurate portrayal of 80’s view on women’s equality and the fear that some men had of it.

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NightBreed (1990) - Garbage Pail Kids 2

Tue, 18 May 2021 06:53:00 -0400

We discuss the Directors Cut of Nightbreed (1990) and Heather has some thoughts on certain body parts (no shortage of that in this movie) while Mike just wants some things to make sense. Enjoy the chaos!

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Cujo (1983) - Don’t Fuck with Bats

Tue, 11 May 2021 14:08:00 -0400

Heather joins Mike to review the movie about a good boy gone bad, a Pinto gone worse, and a c-plot about cereal that causes more fear and harm than the main storyline.

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Critters (1986) - Not Gremlins, We Swear

Mon, 03 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Eric and Heather from Wednesday Wine and Horror to discuss the 1986 film Critters. From intergalactic bounty hunters, to useless sisters and a rock star who can never show his face in Kansas again, the tiny fuzzballs of death will have their tiny hands full trying to get a bite to eat on a tiny planet called Earth.

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What Ever Happened to Baby Jane (1962) - Betty Davis Crazy Eyes

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0400

A story about 2 women would not be reviewed well unless discussed by 2 women, so Mike is joined by returning guest Heather Silmon (of the podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror) and Lydia Manson ( Producer of the House That Eats Flesh, in production right now) to discuss the classic film that pitted 2 real life starlets (and enemies) together.

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Dracula AD 1972 - Drac to the Future

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Author Michelle Bowser joins Mike to discuss another Hammer film. Does it hold up to the earlier entries? Does it take any opportunity to see how a Victorian Era aristocrat finds his place in modern London? We get into it. Join us and find out.

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Troll (1986) - You’re Atreyu, Harry

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Heather Silmon, a fan of watching horror and ranting about horror! We cover Troll, the heartwarming tale of a troll and his friend (both played by Phil Fondacaro) and the disturbing transformations of one Sony Bono. We talk the whiny brother played by the kid who fought against the Nothing but now cant stop being a tattle tale and a terrible Harry Potter Jr. Also Micheal Moriarty is back as Harry Potter. the FIRST Harry Potter.

We cover the infamous sequel Troll 2 on her podcast Wednesday Wine and Horror. We also cover the superior documentary about Troll 2, Best Worst Movie. So hit her up on Facebook and she will be glad to talk horror with ya.

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Vampires in the Bronx (2020) - Don’t Be a Menace to Bedford Park While Drinking Your Blood In the Hood

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Rich Rehder to discuss a Netflix original by Broadway Video. Yes Lorne Michaels made a horror film! and its really entertaining.

3 boys struggle to save their neighbourhood from the scourge of undead gentrification. Can the community survive or will this be another block you don’t pass through at night?

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Leprechaun Origins (2014) - We Got Hornswoggled

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Mike and Eric are finally reaching the end of the March of the Leprechaun. because we love irony, we have reached the finale with Origin. Which is also ironically not an origin but a completely different leprechaun entirely. gone is the hat and shoes with buckles, we have a feral beast. However he’s not a CGI creation but played by a wrestler who ironically played a leprechaun in the WWE. Lot of Irony. Alanis Morrisette might learn something from this podcast.

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The Possession of Michael King (2014) - Ants in Your Pants

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Michael King is joined by Michael King and Michael King to discuss the lack of sympathy they feel towards Michael King. OK here’s the explanation.

Michael King (the host) is joined by 2 other Michael Kings who are actors in LA to discuss a found footage horror film called The Possession of Micheal King. We eventually figure out how to tell each other apart as we can all agree on Michael King being an unlikable person… wait…

Handsome Micheal King The Engaged can be found @: Twitter IMDB Instagram Vimeo

Elder Micheal King the Married can be found @: Facebook Twitter Youtube Instagram

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Leprechaun 4 In Space (1996) - Houston We Have SO MANY Problems

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 23:00:00 -0400

In space, no one can hear you scream. But in cyberspace, you CAN hear us review the 1996 home video horror that beat Jason Vorhees going to space by several years and it comes off like a first draft for it in every way. Mike is joined by Eric and Richard Rehder to see what happen when space marines have no idea what a leprechaun is, and the “strong, intelligent, and capable woman” is written by someone who clearly doesn’t know what one acts like.

We have discount R Lee Ermy forced to be in drag, and comedic moments that range from facepalm to actually brilliant. But on the plus side, we have Miguel Nunez Jr and hes just awesome at all times so there’s that.

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Leprechaun Returns (2018) - Renewable Enemy

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0400

The original Leprechaun is back, but not the original actor. It’s the original character. but not like the other sequels cause that same actor played different Leprechauns. All credited with the same name. Its a mess. But this film is surprisingly…not. Eric and Mike revel in the return of the original 4 Leaf cleaver who awakens to a new world 25 years later. The sorority full of environmentalists won’t be the only one going green!

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Leprechaun (1993) - Oh But THIS Alex Murphy Gets to Live

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Themes return to the Graveyard Shift as does Eric to usher in the March of the Leprechauns. It’s more of a waddle but you know what we mean. Warwick Davis made his mark on the horror world as the Celtic killer with a penchant for clean footwear and we are on board for the entire month (save for a possible birthday present for Mike to be determined later in the month).

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Tucker and Dale Vs Evil (2010) - The Chaos in the Woods

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Mike and Jaysen Buterin camp out for a discussion of Tucker and Dale vs Evil, where people from different sides of life have to survive against each other due to a series of MOST unfortunate events.

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The Re-Animator (1985) - Go West

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Before there was Soylent Green making use of the dead, there was just Green, giving them some vigor. Based loosely on the HP Lovecraft story, this film is iconic, though much like The Thing, it was only truly appreciated after its theatrical release. But it eventually got the love it deserves, right here on the Graveyard Shift. Mike is joined by actor Bryan Enright to praise this classic.

Bryan has a movie coming out soon called Hideout. learn more about it at:

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and you can learn more about Bryan at IMDB

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The Bad Seed (1956) - The Gardener Always Monologues Twice

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by actress/producer Lydia Manson to discuss a 50’s horror that’s based on a play based on a novel. Does it maintain its integrity or did it come out like a photocopy of a photocopy? Listen and find out.

Find Lydia @ Facebook, IMDB, and Insta

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The New Mutants (2020) - Mr Sinisters Home for Fucked Up Youngsters

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0400

What do you get when you take a beloved comic franchise and load it with darkness and suspense? You get Brightburn. But also The New Mutants which is the last Fox Marvel cinematic movie. A loving send off or the last nail in the coffin of a franchise of diminishing returns?

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13 Ghosts (1960) - A Morticians Dozen

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Dustin Rucker joins Mike in the studio to discuss a movie that was a far better experience than it was a film. Produced by William Castle, a man known for his gimmicks and love of the macabre. Castle remained truly young at heart. which explains why the scary moments in this film seem like they were directed by a 13 year old.

Find Dustin online anywhere @: IamYardDad

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Ghost Ship (2002) - The REAL Deadliest Catch

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Giordano Petti to see if this 2002 CGI loaded horror is a floater or a sinker. Can star power and Italian boobs compensate for a script that was overhauled at the last minute, ghosts more interested in spooking the viewers than than the characters, and a villain who makes no sense in his motivations, power, limits or his reactions?

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The Brides of Dracula (1960) - The Side Pieces of Baron Meinster

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 00:17:00 -0400

Mike is joined by actor and pretty cool guy, Dennis Velasco to partake in some Hammer cinema. This movie is notable for being a sequel that has no Dracula in it but we get Van Helsing and his ingenuity to make holy weapons out of unorthodox source materials.

Dennis can be found: Instagram: @dennisvelasco , Twitter: @velascodennis and IMDB

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Little Monsters (2019) - Pre-School of Rock

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Rich Joins mike to ring in the new year with Little Monsters. No not that fred savage one, and no, not a remake of the Fred Savage film. This movie features a guy who channels the spirit of Jack Black despite him still being alive which raises questions we aren’t fit to answer. Nonetheless, this movie is damn great and worth checking out. As well as our review.

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Once Upon a Time at Christmas (2017) - A Slay Ride Together With You - Christmassacre 2020 Part 4

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Eric suggested this weeks movie. and while we might have some differing thoughts, we had a ton of laughs with good company and that’s the real point of the season.

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Mercy Christmas (2017) - The ‘Burbs Have Eyes, Charlie Brown - Christmassacre 2020 Part 3

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0400

If the Sawyer family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre found themselves in a Hallmark Christmas movie, this would be it. Previously a patreon exclusive with Sheldon, Mike decided 2020 needed some genuine fun in the main feed, so Eric is here to see if Mike was just high on eggnog, or if this movie really is a gift that keeps on giving.

Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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Silent Night Zombie Night (2009) - The Dumb and The Breathless - Christmassacre 2020 Part 2

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 23:56:00 -0400

Mike has new guest Tiffany join him to review a terrible Tubi movie that was the PREFERABLE alternative to an even worse one. This movie is a soap opera zombie Christmas horror that has Felicia Rose as a cameo. not that it saves this movie. Enjoy the episode.

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Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) - No Means Ho Ho Ho - Christmassacre 2020 Part 1

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We aren’t done with 2020 yet, as the month of Dismember has fallen upon us once again and that means the Christmassacre! We are joined by novelist and very cool person, Stacy Cox, to unwrap the mystery of what happens when you take a traumatized child and spend a decade trying to beat the crazy out of them. Spoiler: It’s this movie.

Visit her page at https://www.flow.page/stacemeister0productions and enjoy her work!

Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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The Stuff (1985) - Cool Whip it Good

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0400

What do you get when the secret Cohen brother decides to take a shot at American consumerism through satire with a touch of horror? you get the stuff. right stuff? wrong stuff? Watch and find out.

Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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Chopping Mall (1986) - Dawn of the Short Circuit

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Mike and Eric cover the 1986 movie about prototype defence robots that get struck by lightning and then come alive. no…. the other one. The testament to American commerce and fear of the future mixed with a Corman budget.

Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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It Came From Beneath The Sea (1955) - Somewhere Beneath the Sea

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by 2 producers, David Black and Glen Cook, to discuss a movie about an ocean monster awakened by atom bombs that beat Godzilla to the punch. Enjoy our thoughts on the killer sextopus

David is working on promoting his latest project https://www.facebook.com/ToxicAlienZombieBabes

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Friday the 13th (1980) - This One Time at Camp Blood…

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 10:21:00 -0400

Mike and Eric celebrate the 40th anniversary of the campsite carnage that started a series. From its humble beginnings as a Halloween ripoff to its legendary status and legal troubles of today, this movie really has a come a long way.

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Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) - The Original Split

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 23:59:00 -0400

We sneak one more Halloween horror in with the rubber faced pitch man that 80’s kids loved, Ernest P Worrel, as he faces a catastrophe of his own making. Mike is joined by Rich to see if this brand of comedy still hold up or ages poorly like Miak in the sun.

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Spookies (1986) - A Spooktacularly Bad Movie

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined once again by Sheldon and the return of musician Rick Massie. We discuss Ricks absolute favourite scary movie, Spookies. All you need to know is that it was actually 2 half movies edited together with NO cohesive plot or actors that appeared in anything else with the exception of one softcore actress. but the monsters look great and its free on YouTube. so watch it with friends!

Enjoy Ricks music at http://rickmassie.com/

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Deadly Friend (1986) - Johnny 5 is a Gremlin

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 23:00:00 -0400

1986 was a strange year. 3 movies about robots coming to life came out and we’re gonna cover 2 of them. The first of which was just what seemed like a teenage love story but then Wes Craven couldn’t forget he’s a horror director who also clearly never touched a computer. This was like a more realistic version of weird science. also Mamma Fratelli dies explosively. so it’s not all bad :)

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Ginger Snaps (2000) - Snap into a Slim Ginger

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by return guest and horror bookworm/novelist Alex Brown, to discuss a Canadian cult classic about puberty when you get new interests, and hair growing everywhere. And a tail. And fangs. and you leave a trail of corpses. You know. The usual coming of age flick involving about sisterhood.

Find Alex @: TikTok, Facebook Twitter Instagram

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Carrie (1976) - The Homecoming Queen Doesn’t NEED a Gun

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 23:00:00 -0400

With Halloween Month starting, we decided to celebrate with some awesome guests and our first is Cynthia ZQueen Bonner, renowned makeup artist and just all around horror lover extraordinaire, and the return of the first co-host, Sheldon. We discuss someone who had a worse prom than high school students in a pandemic. This gets wild. You’re in for a treat.

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Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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Eat and Run (1986) - Ciao...time, Bella

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Another classic from the VHS rental days of young Mike, this revisited movie about a man-eating alien who visits little Italy. does it hold up to his memories? does it hold up at all to Eric? Will there be a schism that fractures the friendship? probably not. but also we have our first caller so there’s surprises all over.

Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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IT (2017) - Whatever Floats Your Paper Boat

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 03:27:00 -0400

Everybody loves a clown. Especially this weeks special guest making her podcast debut, Toni Vingle. With a love of horror that equals her passion for art, we tackle her favorite horror movie, IT Chapter 1.

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Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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Tremors (1990) - When Bunker Nutjobs WERE Good Guys with Guns - Summer of Sand 4 of 4

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 22:56:00 -0400

How could we talk about what lies beneath our feet without getting to the movie that defines the terror of not being able to trust the ground itself, Tremors?

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Sand Sharks (2011) - Surf UNDER Turf - Summer of Sand 3 of 4

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 23:00:00 -0400

The Summer of Sand continues! We have not left the beach, nor have we run out of white blonde women and douchey dudes pursued by what lies beneath. But we do get to see the Hulksters pride and joy showing her curves as much as a needlessly PG movie will allow. Also appearing is a totally not at all real descendant of the famed writer and all around nutcase pederast alcoholic Edgar Allan Poe.

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The Sand (2015) - The Shores Have Hairs - Summer of Sand 2 of 4

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 09:53:00 -0400

Mike and Eric continue the summer of sand as the spiritual successor to Blood Beach is up for discussion. Does it surpass the original or will Eric have to concede the original was better? its one of those things. Listen in and find out!

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Blood Beach (1981) - The FIRST Tremors - Summer of Sand 1 of 4

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Mike and Eric begin the Summer of Sand as we take in the horrors of the beach with Blood Beach as the first sand based horror we know of. not the greatest as we all have a better movie in mind. but this did some things right.

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Dawn of the Dead (2004) - Chop Till You Drop

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 23:12:00 -0400

Eric is nowhere to be seen as Mike is joined by former Radio Haver owner , Drew Carson, and Hollow9 runner Dave Maresca to discuss the 2004 Classic remake that pays a loving homage and introduced us to Zach Snyder

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FDR: American Badass (2012) - Marco! Polio!

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 04:27:00 -0400

We finish the patriotic horrors with a rapid fire comedy onslaught. Barry Bostwick as FDR: American Badass, and Ray Wise as Douglas MacArthur. a wartime horror in the sense it has werewolves, but otherwise its a slapstick adventure with a streetwise president that won’t stand for the Axis. well. or for anything….. you know…because of the polio.

Eric reviews movies (not just horror) with his buddy Frenzy on the 2 Bearded losers Podcast

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Uncle Sam (1996) - The REAL Suburban Commando

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 09:26:00 -0400

We continue the patriotism month with a movie that has Lincoln in it. but not in a starring role this time. and we finally get closure on a certain thing.

Uncle Sam starts off like a cheesy jingoistic slasher but then surprises us with some insightful heart to heart moments. Needless to say, we are pleasantly surprised.

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Abraham Linlcoln Vs Zombies (2012) - The Great Decapitator

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 04:27:00 -0400

well we enjoyed Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, so another horror movie about him must be good right? you might be surprised. This is our first Asylum mockbuster and we decided to see how the brand X version compares to the original.

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Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (2012) - 4 Stabs and 7 Bites Ago

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 23:00:00 -0400

We needed a different bearded saviour to fight vampires after JCVH left us hungry, so as we end pride month and begin the 4th of July, we decided its time for presidents to get their due, for uniting a nation in times of crisis while fighting the supernatural. What do you get when you let Tim Burton and his various aliases conspire to have the greatest president fight the undead and the scourge of slavery? You get..well …this. and our thoughts on it.

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2001 Maniacs (2005) - Apparently the South Rises Every Year - Pride Month 2020 5 of 5

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 22:56:00 -0400

Pride Month of 2020 comes to an end with 2001 Maniacs! As the confederate statues are getting taken down, as they should, the south is rising with Mayor Buck and his sons of varying intelligence to dispense some southern hospitality for guts and glory. Directed by Tim Sullivan but with less music than “i was a teenage were-bear” this is a rip roaring, hooting hollering good old time, and a strong finish to our first Pride Month.

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) - The Lord Kicks Ass For YOU! - Pride Month 2020 4 of 5

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 10:05:00 -0400

Jesus Christ has returned, to save the lesbians of Ottawa, in an exploitation flick that was shot on weekends over 2 years. Mike is dropping names like the guy in an infomercial that can’t carry what he needs and laments the lack of a better way. Eric from the 2 Bearded losers Podcast joins him in celebrating pride month and the life of the luchadore you want by your side when facing Vampires, Santos!

No Kill of the week since we just forgot.

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Chillerama (2011) - Golems and Semen and Were-Bears, Oh My! - Pride Month 2020 Part 2

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 23:25:00 -0400

Week 3 of Pride Month 2020 gives us the 70’s and 80’s of queer horror history and the movie of discussion is Chillerama. a mixed bag of pastiches of the 30’s, 50’s, 60’s and 80’s by 4 directors and several cameo appearances by celebrities and porn stars. With ups and downs and one exceptionally continuous high, this anthology movie may not be for everyone but it’s got something for everyone. and that something is “The Diary of Anne Frankenstein” with Kane Hodder as the monster, Messhugganah. The rest of the movie is debatable but Eric and Mike will fight you if you don’t love this.

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The Hunger (1983) - Highway to the Pretention Zone - Pride Month 2020 Part 2

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0400

Eric joins mike for week 2 of Pride Month 2020 as we continue celebrating queer cinema with history lessons, and a long painful look at a long painful film.

The hunger (1983) is an AIDS metaphor with David Bowie and has a lesbian scene in it, but is that enough to save this artsy fartsy tripe? take a guess.

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Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - Slash(er) Fiction - Pride Month 2020 Part 1

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 23:00:00 -0400

It’s Pride Month and we’re celebrating it on the Graveyard Shift. Queer actors, queer themes, and queer horror contributions over the last century will get their due. We will shine a light and celebrate those that either lived openly or had to code their characters. From lesbian vampires that existed before Dracula, to the story of B&W movie legend James Wales, to lesbian ghost movies, the past is loaded and coded as we see how cinema up to the 50’s had to change, hide or otherwise evade the strict censors of the times.

Then we kick off our theme month with Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. What a film, and what a story behind the scenes!

Buckle up cause this bus is tearing through the dessert like Priscilla! Enjoy!

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Bloody Birthday (1981) - Kids Commit the Darndest Crimes

Wed, 27 May 2020 16:19:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Eric to celebrate the birthday of triplets… from 3 separate mothers. during an eclipse. For a slasher with NO twists , and a ripoff from Children of the Damned, it has a lot of things going for it. Not to mention naked Julie Brown. yes. the Goddess in Progress that brought us Earth Girls Are Easy, while warning us the Home Coming Queen had a gun, who loved them Big and Stupid. This movie is so much better than it has a right to be.

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Pontypool (2008) - Mrs French's Cat Honey is Missing

Mon, 18 May 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Eric this week as we take in a lockdown horror from Canada that is as cheap as it is amazing and entertaining. Proof that you don’t need a budget at all to make something compelling, this has a unique take on the zombie apocalypse and really plays on isolation and other isolation like isolation, isolation, isolation, isolation, isolation, isolation…..

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The Exorcist 2: The Heretic (1977) - The Holy Roman Empire Strikes Back

Mon, 11 May 2020 22:59:00 -0400

Johnny joins Mike to watch and review the sequel to an amazing movie. not so amazing follow up. what follows one f the best movies is one of the worst movies that undoes the originals most important elements and has James Earl Jokes as discount Jimminy Cricket. sigh. but at least we have a hilarious death.

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Dreamcatcher (2003) - Leave it to Beaver to Doom Us All

Mon, 04 May 2020 23:00:00 -0400

What do you get when you take a recovering coke head horror writer, hit him with a van, forcing him to take Oxycontin, and then let him write? you get a jumbled up mess about British aliens spore clouds that are being hunted by Morgan Freeman while 4 psychics have no freaking idea how to handle it and a special needs person needs to save them cause hes special in ways that don’t involve lifelong fixations with Scooby Doo and speech impediments. yeah this is a dicey movie

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Bad Moon (1996) - Look Who's Barking

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 23:00:00 -0400

We fall in love with the GOODEST of good boys, as a German Shepard named Thor protects his pack (played by Mason Gamble and Mariel Hemingway) from a werewolf (Micheal Pare) and its a battle of beast of pure instinct.

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Velocipastor (2019) - Black DINO-Mite

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Damon, creator of the horror social network app Slasher ( https://slasher.tv/ ) to discuss one of his fave recent horrors, Velocipastor. and boy. its…something. An absurd comedy that doesn’t deny its limited budget but revels in it. But is being THIS MUCH tongue-in-cheek enough to survive Mike’s critique? well lets say Mike put as much wit into that rhyme as the director did with this script. Buckle up kids. its gonna get rough…

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Easter Bunny Bloodbath (2010) - Good Friday, Bad Movie

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Happy Easter to all our horror heads. we don't have zombie Jesus movies yet so slasher bunnies is what get to review. Unfortunately we don’t have a good one. if one does exist. but we get a good skit out of it.

Easter Bunny Bloodbath (2010) was made in Canada for the budget of a down payment on a used Chevy. and the cast is mostly crew. but we do have 2 actual actors. not that it helps. but we got a decent skit. Enjoy our suffering

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Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Burt and Ernies Final Adventure

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 23:00:00 -0400

Its the return of the living Sheldon, as the former host returns as a guest, along with Ivan (from our Zombieland episode) to discuss the movie that contributed the brains desire of the dead to the zombie mythos. This is Mike and Ivan’s first time seeing it, so you get to hear some fresh perspectives. and obviously we comment on Linnea Quigley dancing. and Sheldon shares his first time seeing this movie. this is a good one. Enjoy :)

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Piranha (1978) - This One Time at Swim Camp

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 23:23:00 -0400

We take a spring break at a lovely water park that's just down stream from a military test site. Whats the worst that could happen?

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Jason X (2002) - Slash Times at Grendal High

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 23:09:00 -0400

Apologies for the lateness. We had to put on our carbon Filtration masks, and inject our nano-probes to survive the Microsoft Conflict. Actually we botched the upload. and instead of a sexy kung-fu cyborg, we had a missing episode.

But we’re back. and ready to talk about Jason X, the movie that was so bad nobody wanted to release for for 2 years. With a no star cast, and special effects as pleasing as fake nipples, this movie has a lot going against it. but it does have some pleasing surprises.

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Friday the 13 Part 9: Jason goes to Hell - Freaky Friday the 13th

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 23:00:00 -0400

We have Sheldon back to join Mike and Eric talking about a beloved (by us) chapter in the Friday the 13th series. a touching end to the entire series. with homages to the past, and other horror references and the promise of a meeting with Freddy (that took a little while to materialize) this movie really carried a lot of finality. literally. its in the title. for the second time… so they REALLY mean it.

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Deranged (1974) - Old Man Marley and Me

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Ed Gein was a necrophile, cannibal, serial killer, and regarding home decoration, was like a cross between Martha Stewart and Morticia Addams . He was the inspiration for such cinematic legends as Norman Bates, Leatherface, and Buffalo Bill. This film starring Roberts Blossom, was the truest adaptation of his life and activities that we’ve seen thus far. Released in 1974, you will realize Buzz McAllister was on the money all along.

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Microwave Massacre (1983) - 90 Pages of One-Liners

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 22:00:00 -0400

Eric and Mike take a bite out of Microwave Massacre, a cannibal comedy from the 70’s that got released in the 80’s. Most of the people in it never worked again and if you check this movie out (which you can on YouTube for free) you will see why. Jackie Vernon was the voice of Frosty the Snowman, and hearing a beloved characters voice saying and doing the things he does in this was….. disturbing. The movie wants to be 3 separate things.. can it even be one?

Skit music was “Ukulele” by Adam Vitovski. Visit his website at https://www.adamvitovsky.com/ to hear more of his music for free, support him if possible, or just say hello and let him know the Graveyard Shift sent ya.

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The Video Dead (1987) - Video Killed the Radio Dead

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Mike is joined by Bad Movie Ben to review The Video Dead. a stinker from the mid-80’s with high highs. but not many. its mostly low lows. We we hope you will enjoy how we watched this so you don't have to. but you can. cause it’s on YouTube for free.

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Christine (1983) - Baby, You Can BE My Car

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0400

What’s black and white and red all over? The 1958 Plymouth Fury from John Carpenters classic Christine. Based on a Stephen King novel, this film is a total hit. but we still find a few criticisms.

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The Fly (1986) - Pretty Fly for a White Guy

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We take the Cronenberg classic film of mad science gone wrong. Wait that’s nearly all of them. OK this is the remake of the 1958 Vincent price movie, based on the 1957 short story, the Fly. Being a Cronenberg movie, we’re gonna love it and we’re gonna get gross. You’ve been warned.

Also it created an unused love ballad not included in the soundtrack because it took away from the theme of the movie. But the song is pretty decent 80’s fare. so enjoy a sample at the end, and the rest of it, here!

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Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988) - Pie Hard

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0400

What do you get when you take a cast of C-Listers, with one veteran character actor, and make a movie about malevolent alien clowns, directed by 3 special effect artists with little directing experience? You get a cinematic gem that holds up after 30 years.

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Phenomena (1985) - Lady of the Flies

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 00:40:00 -0400

Dario Argento directed a movie with Donald Pleasance in a wheelchair. Jennifer Connolly has command over insects. There’s a pig boy and a knife wielding chimp too. Music by Bill Wyman , Iron Maiden, and Goblin. How awesome is this movie? Far less than you would expect. Even than you’re thinking now. Even less than that. Just keep lowering your expectations. into the trash. And stomp it down. now you’re ready.

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Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) - In-Zane in the Membrane

Mon, 13 Jan 2020 20:43:00 -0400

Welcome to the new year of horror, everyone. Mike is joined by Eric to kick off 2020 with the 25th anniversary of a classic, Demon Knight. We talk about the characters. demons, the special effects, and we see how Mike would fare as a keeper of the Key.

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Rare Exports (2010) - House of 1000 Dongs - Christmassacre 2019 Part 4

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 00:33:00 -0400

It’s the end of the season, the final movie of Christmassacre 2019. We WERE hoping to see Santa, until we saw Rare Exports (2010), then we saw more than enough Santa .

Based on 2 shorts (Part 1) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V65zvJHd120 and (Part 2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMqMN9Bo0IE by Jalmari Helander & Juuso Helander, this inspired a feature film that swept NUMEROUS awards in many categories and got a rave review from Roger Ebert. Watch these shorts, and then the movie. It’s a Christmassacre classic!

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Jack Frost 2 (2000) - Monster's SNOW-Ball - Christmassacre 2019 Part 3

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0400

The Christmassacre is winding down but not over yet, as Jack Frost 2 finally gets its due. Will this live up to the hammy goodness of the original? Or will it wither under examination and melt like a ice cube in the tropics? Eric (2 bearded losers) joins Mike once more to see if the Mutant Killer Snowman still has it.

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Black Christmas (2006) - Putting the EYE in Christmas - Christmassacre 2019 Part 2

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 00:44:00 -0400

We continue the Christmassacre as Eric (2 Bearded Losers and Schlocky Horror podcasts) joins Mike for a fantastic movie so exciting and terrible, we need to discuss it twice; here, and also on the Schlocky Horror Podcast with Johnny from Here’s Johnny reviews. We cover the killers that inspired the both Black Christmas films, and proceed to tear into this like Mom cookies. Enjoy :)

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Santa's Slay (2005) - The Ballad of Dixie Wrecked -Christmassacre 2019 Part 1

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 00:24:00 -0400

Mike is rejoined by Ben from the Playing with Power podcast to ring in the month of Dismember for another Christmassacre! This year we kick it off with Santa’s Slay (2005) starring Bill Goldberg as the true Santa who after paying his penance for 1000 years can finally break bad and deliver holiday fear. He knows if you’ve been bad or good. He just doesn’t care.

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Braindead (1992) - What We Do In The Basement

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 00:07:00 -0400

We finish up our Brain Dead double review with the actual good version. Braindead (1992) AKA Dead Alive in America because of last weeks movie, features a man with an overbearing mother dealing with a zombie uprising in the absolute worst ways possible leading to a final showdown that carries the honour of the MOST fake blood used. We had a blast and encourage you to watch this film.

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Brain Dead (1990) - Double Bill

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0400

We were told to watch Brain Dead and not given a year. so we decided to do BOTH early 90’s with that title. the first Brain Dead (1990) starring the 2 Bills everyone gets confused, Paxton AND Pullman in a sci-fi thriller written 25+ years before it was shot, most likely for broadcast TV, and definitely for a different type of director. But can it overcomes these hurdles?

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Shock Waves (1977) - Reich of the Living Dead

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0400

It’s Peter Cushing and Nazi Zombies besieging an island resort! What could go wrong? Well besides everything. We watched Shock Waves (1977) at the behest of our guest, comedian Scott White, and learn that Peter Cushing remained classy and awesome during the shooting of this film while barely finishing grieving, and many more awesome tidbits of a movie that Mike could have made better. and that’s saying something.

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The Witch (2016) - The ORIGINAL Cabin in the Woods

Tue, 05 Nov 2019 00:07:00 -0400

We are joined on Skype by musician/ stand up comic/ actor Theo Manhattan to discuss a movie near and dear to him, the 2016 highly acclaimed isolation /paranoia supernatural horror, The VVitch. does this cast a spell on us, or end up lacking hex appeal? or is it a mixed bag, like toad eyes, herbs, cat poop and wolfsbane?

Facebook: Theo Manhattan Instagram: themostrelatableman

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Halloween 2019 Bonus Episode - Garfields Halloween Adventure (1985)

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 20:01:00 -0400

HEEEEEEEEEEEEY KIIIIIIDS!!!!! We decide to deliver some something sweet and bite sized for you good boils and ghouls with a TV Special from the past that still holds up great! Released in 1985, Garfield’s Halloween Adventure was a perfect blend of funny and scary with Lou Rawls!

also its free on youtube!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqVUOfTavI0 you’re welcome!

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Rubber (2010) - I Hardly Know'er

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 23:00:00 -0400

We burn Rubber (2010) as we watch the movie of a killer tire that deviates from all expectations, and therefore meets none. A psychokinetic tire that just rips off Scanners, a director with delusions of Monty Python by way of Tom Savini, a sheriff who breaks the 4th wall.. maybe a 5th and 6th…. and one broken cohost.

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Maniac (1981) - Mannequin's First Draft

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 04:13:00 -0400

We’re going to a showdown as we partake in Maniac (1981) as Joe Spinell goes on a scalping spree taking out models and hookers in the late 70’s. it was good enough for a remake starring Elijah Wood, is it good enough for the Graveyard Shift?

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Silver Bullet (1985) - The Buse is Loose

Tue, 15 Oct 2019 00:17:00 -0400

Mike is joined by both names on the Tombstone as Sheldon returns to see how we’re handling the show in his retirement as we cover Silver Bullet (1985), a drastically underrated classic movie that has Gary Busey as the best/worst uncle to ever live, a family that gets along in a Stephen King story, and a wheelchair that should have got more screen time.

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The Exorcist (1973) - Christ Compels. Not Necessarily Protects.

Mon, 07 Oct 2019 23:00:00 -0400

Crystal is out for the week so Mike is joined by Jack Summons to review the Exorcist (1973). This is his first time seeing the iconic movie so we hear if this movie holds up to a new audience.

Find Jack on Instagram: @cosmic_cephalopod_jack , FB: Jack Random Summons, Twitter and Soundcloud: Jarseikle

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Castle Freak (1995) - The Full Giorgio

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 23:00:00 -0400

Our first Jeffery Combs/Lovecraft movie and surprise, its NOT Re-animator! Castle Freak (1995) was a direct to video release by the same studio as Puppet Master, and while it featured some great disturbing stuff, unfortunately there’s also some terribly disturbing stuff. Not everyone will enjoy it, but everyone WILL enjoy our take on it. Please enjoy!

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House (1986) - You'll WISH It Was Lupus

Mon, 23 Sep 2019 23:00:00 -0400

We revisit a childhood classic for Crystal and a long missed opportunity for Mike as we finally give the Graveyard treatment to House (1986)

A heartwarming story of a man dealing with PTSD from Vietnam and losing his child to a house. Are the 2 connected?

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Get Out (2017) - Sikilisa

Tue, 17 Sep 2019 22:45:00 -0400

We get racially sensitive and stayed woke till after midnight recording this episode! What happens when you take “Guess who’s coming to dinner” and flip it so the black guy is just TOO welcome in the white home? You get Jordan Peele’s directorial debut. Buckle up cause someone is gonna get offended.

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Mandy (2018) - A Nic Cage Match

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 23:00:00 -0400

We’re seeing Red on our episode covering Mandy (2018) a Shudder exclusive movie that critics love and spoiler, so do we! We have some thoughts on the wild man of cinema and the role that just seems to fit him like a favourite shirt. Enjoy!

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A Quiet Place (2018) - No Country for Stupid Kids

Mon, 02 Sep 2019 23:00:00 -0400

A Quiet Place (2018) has the worst post apocalyptic scenario imaginable. A world where Mike has to be silent. Can an audio medium make a skit about a world in silence? You bet we tried.

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A Conversation with David H. Thornton

Mon, 26 Aug 2019 23:00:00 -0400

The man behind the maniacal mime makeup, David Howard Thornton, joins us to discuss his career as an actor of stage and screen, Voice over artist, and Hide and Seek World champion.

The man who plays Art the Clown in Terrifier and the upcoming sequel shares many stories and answers questions from our listeners. So just get listening and get laughing. we sure did.

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Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/david.h.thornton

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/davidhowardthornton/

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Freddy Vs Jason (2003) - Immortal Combat

Tue, 13 Aug 2019 08:02:00 -0400

This is what happens when worlds collide and 2 immortals find themselves at a disagreement. This movie was a slasher fans wet dream come to life, though it definitely shows its age with the vernacular.

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Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1978) - The Original Foam Matress

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 09:02:00 -0400

Crystal has been promoted form guest to full time co-host on the show and her inaugural review is a long suggested film from Tiffany C, which can be viewed for free so give it a watch for at least the first 10 minutes.. Enjoy Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977) on Midnight Pulp, the only film done by George Barry and stuck in obscurity until 2001, this movie is about a demonically possessed bed that devours its occupants.

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New Years Evil (Patreon Bonus Episode)

Mon, 10 Jun 2019 09:00:00 -0400

We wanted to offer something as means of apology for the lack of regular updates leading up to Sheldons exit, as the 100th episode was very important, and we shouldn’t do 5 or 6 episodes with Crystal and then Sheldon shows up to say goodbye. Nonetheless you have been without Graveyard goodness and we will make it right with a Patreon Bonus Episode on the house!

New Years Evil (1980) features a psycho killer with an amazing gimmick for his kills. A rocking eve concert with some...interesting bands. and a kid who deals with his mothers work ethic in an interesting fashion. I hope you enjoy and if you want this movie to be covered in the usual Graveyard Shift fashion, with Crystals point of view, let us know.

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The Monster Squad (1987) - The Drac Pack (Sheldon's Final Episode)

Mon, 20 May 2019 08:51:00 -0400

Sheldon is handing in his shovel and leaving the Graveyard Shift but not before one final review. One of his childhood classics, The Monster Squad (1987) has a group of high school kids coming together to prevent Dracula and his minions from global domination.

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Graveyard Shift at Comicon Ottawa

Mon, 13 May 2019 08:37:00 -0400

After reviewing Night of the Creeps, Mike and Sheldon and Rich had a total blast at the Ottawa Comicon. We met lots of great people and want to share our interviews with you!

We spoke with:

Giselle Lagace - https://www.facebook.com/LagaceGisele comic artist who has many webcomics under the http://www.pixietrixcomix.com/ banner like Menage a 3, and some horror titles like Eerie Cuties, Dangerously Chloe, Magic Chicks with many others. And published comics like Exorsisters.

Dan Parent - http://danparent.com/

Benner from http://www.blackfawndistribution.com/

Casper From https://revenantfx.com/

Raven Banner Entertainment - https://ravenbannerentertainment.com a killer rabbit https://ravenbannerentertainment.com/index.php/films/detail?id=8bb6b9d3-ad30-e511-9440-0ad9f5e1f797 and Todd and the Book of the book of pure evil animated musical https://ravenbannerentertainment.com/index.php/films/detail?id=b7fe5e30-aa35-e711-9443-0ad9f5e1f797

and so many more. Please Enjoy

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All Hallows Eve (2013) - Not to Be Confused with Hallows End

Mon, 06 May 2019 08:30:00 -0400

Sheldon is still on vacation so Crystal returns to the show to help Mike discuss the movie All Hallows Eve (2013) the first feature length film to introduce Art the Clown. Made of 2 pre-released shorts and a filler segment and wraparound plot, this film shows a lot of promise, and a lot of rough edges as well.

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Night of The Demons (1988) - Night of the One Liners

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 05:59:00 -0400

Sheldon is on vacation so Mike is joined by Facebook comedian and horror fan Crystal to discuss Night of the Demons (1988), a movie maligned upon its release but in later years has become a cult classic.

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C.H.U.D (1984) - Contrived Hamfisted Underwritten Dreck

Mon, 22 Apr 2019 05:33:00 -0400

We search the sewers of New York city, but the tons of fecal matter barely compares to this weeks film, C.H.U.D (1984) with so many actors that ...are good. just not here.

Stay tuned in the coming weeks for our post Comicon episode with interviews, and our own experiences.

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Night of the Creeps (1986) - Back on The Atkins Diet

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 05:25:00 -0400

The Graveyard Shift crew finally watch and record together, joined once again by Rich Rehder to discuss the Night of the Creeps (1986) featuring the mustachioed Adonis that is Tom Atkins and some puzzling cuts. This took place the day before we went to Comicon Ottawa so we were super excited. And drunk. Definitely drunk. So enjoy a double length episode to make up for last weeks silence. Enjoy

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Into the Mouth of Madness (1994) - I Guess Madness Swallows

Mon, 08 Apr 2019 05:11:00 -0400

Things take a turn for the Meta as we discuss John Carpenters Lovecraft-esque film, Into the Mouth of Madness (1994). An insurance claims adjuster with a talent for finding the truth, is hired to find a missing author and finds much more truth than he can handle.

The comedy classic that proves the only thing more insufferable and pointless than life, is what comes after.

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The Purge (2013) - The Binge Part 2

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 05:03:00 -0400

This week we can't contain ourselves, so we give to our urge to Purge (2013) and discuss the pros and cons of a world that sanctions murder once a year. and also the movie.

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Beetlejuice (1988) - Geist Who’s Coming to Dinner

Mon, 25 Mar 2019 04:49:00 -0400

After dealing with being bedridden for varying weeks with colds, we needed a comfort movie and took solace in the supernatural silliness that is Beetlejuice (1998)

The comedy classic that proves the only thing more insufferable and pointless than life, is what comes after.

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Phantasm (1979) - Mikes Magic Misadventure at Morningside

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 04:40:00 -0400

We celebrate the 40th anniversary of Phantasm (1979) and discuss the work of art by a teenager who put together a damn good film considering he was putting it together on weekends. we discuss the tall man, the death orbs, and the trials and tribulations of an androgynous kid who hangs out in a cemetery on the off chance he'll see purple clothed strippers and ugly bikers hookup.

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Cabin in the Woods (2011) - Not With a Bong, But a Reefer

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 04:30:00 -0400

We take a trip to the Cabin in the Woods (2011) to dissect the movie that dissect horror media itself. Does it pull it off like a T-shirt from a busty overheated and over-horny co-ed? Listen and find out.

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Terrifier (2017) - Juggalo No He Didn’t

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 04:11:00 -0400

We are joined by actress and cool awesome person Courtney Akbar to discuss Terrifier (2017) and apparently Pennywise has some competition for genuinely scary clowns in the 2010's and no, the ICP do not count.

Find Courtney at her Instagram

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Suspiria (1977) - The Fall of the House of Bolshoi

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 04:00:00 -0400

Suspiria (1977) is lauded by many as Dario Argento's masterpiece horror. But is the best ITALIAN horror movie enough to redeem the subgenre in Mike's eyes? Is Sheldon done learning all his fetishes? can a movie rely solely on striking visuals alone? Listen in and find out!

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Sleepaway Camp 2 (1988) - 2 Sleepy 2 Campy

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 03:36:00 -0400

We finally cover a sequel to a previously covered movie, with Sleepaway Camp 2 (1988) as everyone's fave Trans serial killer (Sorry Buffalo Bill) returns to answer the question, can such a gimmicky premise make a sequel that deserves a return, can find its rhythm, and surpass the original? OR will it be a tacky, poorly written mess that leaves us with more questions than answers?

That answer is.....yes.

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Mayhem (2017) - Rage Against The Machine

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 03:07:00 -0400

We partake in some Mayhem (2017) starring Stephen Yeun (Walking Dead) as an Office worker who always finds a loophole. Today he finds a loophole that will allow him to brutally murder his bosses, and we're along for the ride as he tears his way up the corporate ladder to live out the TRUE American Dream.

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Bird Box (2018) - Not The Worst Thing I've Seen In A Box

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 02:03:00 -0400

This week we take on the Bird Box (2018) challenge and dare to watch the movie that has polarized the internet. Can the star power of Sandra Bullock and John Malkovich guarantee a movie worthy of their talents? Can Mike and Sheldon say anything that hasn't already been said? Can we find a third question to end this bit strongly?

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Q: The Winged Serpent (1982) - ZZZZZ: The Sleeping Audience

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 01:56:00 -0400

David Carradine takes on a giant Aztec Monster that is terrorizing NYC (yes, you read that right) in this week's featured movie Q: The Winged Serpent (1982). Join us as we dive into a monster movie that sounds good on paper, but how does the actual film turn out?

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Enemy (2013) - Sleeping Through The Enemy

Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:49:00 -0400

Join us this week when we take on the surreal and nap inducing Jake Gyllenhaal flick, Enemy (2013). Hope your arachnophobia is in check.

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The Graveyard Shift (1990) - Redundant Title is Redundant

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 01:40:00 -0400

We decide to cover....ourselves?

The Stephen King short story that ripped off our name and went back in time to make US look unoriginal finally gets its due review. Mike does a Warwick impression, and Sheldon shares a story about fire hoses. Enjoy our discussion of Graveyard Shift (1990)

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Splinter (2008) - Night of The Living Thing

Mon, 07 Jan 2019 01:28:00 -0400

We are back with a new year of horror and we kick it off with a movie that, despite the name, it's not a Ninja Turtle prequel. This week we watched Splinter (2008). The movie that takes its inspiration from a lot of other horror movies but doesn't do them as well. So... enjoy?

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Gremlins (1984) - "Giz"zed in My Pants

Mon, 17 Dec 2018 01:25:00 -0400

Happy Horrordays! It’s our last episode of 2018 and we’ve got a great one. Just keep it away from bright lights, don’t get it wet, don’t feed it after midnight, and enjoy our coverage of the holiday classic, Gremlins (1984).

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Jack Frost (1997) - New Meaning to Cold Blooded Killer

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 01:11:00 -0400

Sheldon is busy moving, so Mike has to get help hosting from Eric, (Hey Internet, Eric Here ) as we discuss Jack Frost (1997) not to be confused with the Micheal Keaton movie, or the Rankin Bass movies.

With puns a plenty, and a scene that definitely is NOT #MeToo friendly, we talk about what this movie did right and wrong, and what prevented it from getting a trilogy (cause it DID get a sequel)

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Ghostwatch (1992) - What Was That?

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 01:00:00 -0400

This week the guys take a trip back to 1992 when the BBC pulled a Halloween prank on the nation with its mockumentary, Ghostwatch. Join them as the learn about the truth about “Pipes”, how to accidentally involve millions of people in a seance, and that the “glory hole” means something different then what they thought it did.

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Videodrome (1983) - High Deathinition

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 00:48:00 -0400

We are joined by Rich Rehder this week who, along with our very own Mike King, hosts various podcasts. The 3 of us Tackle Videodrome (1983), the surreal Horror/Sci-fi/Thriller that only David Cronenberg could conjure.

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The Wolfman (2010) - Benicio Del Lobo

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 00:30:00 -0400

Our movie this week is nothing to howl about. We watched 2010's remake of the universal classic, The Wolfman. Was it good? Here's a hint... No.

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Monster Brawl (2011) - Celebrity Undeathmatch

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 00:09:00 -0400

Wrestling fever grips the crew as they discuss Monster Brawl (2011), a film that stars several knockoffs of movie monster legends that slam, piledrive, chokehold, and graphically eliminate each other for fame, glory, and our personal amusement.

Starring Dave Foley, Art Hindle, Jimmy Hart, Kevin Nash, Herb Dean, many wrestling stars and the best Adobe After Effects that an independent Canadian film on a budget can afford, we have some thoughts, and an outtake battle exclusive for you. Enjoy!

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War Of The Worlds (1953) - Death By Technicolor

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 10:45:00 -0400

Since we talked about the original War Of The Worlds radio play for our Halloween episode, we decided to stay on the same theme this week when we watched War Of The Worlds (1953). This movie is the gold standard of alien invasion films and has inspired Sci-fi for decades but does it hold up? Join us as we give it our breakdown treatment.

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War of the World Radio Broadcast (1938) - The Original Fake News

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 09:42:00 -0400

80 Years ago this very night, a nation was riveted with news of an occurring alien invasion..... or so they thought. Since they tuned into the middle of the Mercury Theater on the Air, playing their dramatization of H.G Wells The War of the Worlds. Though announced properly, many people then were into the habit of channel surfing when their shows went to commercial, and so the show in progress was mistaken for an actual alien encounter.

Mike and Sheldon have decided this anniversary needed to be honored and so we review the Orson Wells broadcast that swept a nation by storm on the night it aired, Oct 30, 1938. Join us as we review a radio broadcast on a movie review podcast because why would we do what you expect on Halloween?

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The Shelarious House Of Mikenstein

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 09:27:00 -0400

It’s nearly Halloween and we wanted to do something a little different (and did we ever do something different). We watched the 1970’s kids monster themed variety show, The Hilarious House Of Frightenstein! Sheldon used to watch this in rerun form in the 80’s but it was a new experience for Mike. Was it actually a good show or is it just a case of nostalgia? Listen to find out. Also, it has Vincent Price! So... there’s that...

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Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007) - Not The Worst Rob Zombie Halloween Movie

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 09:16:00 -0400

A reboot in the style that only Rob Zombie can pull off. Fans are divided in opinion about this grittier version of the Micheal Myers story but what does Sheldon & Mike think? Join us to find out as we watch Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007).

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Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - TV Will Rot Your Brain

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 09:11:00 -0400

This week we take on the black sheep of the Halloween movie franchise when we watched Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982). This movie takes a lot of flak for stepping away from the Michael Myers story-line but is it really a bad movie? Did it really ruin the franchise? Either way, Tom Atkins doesn't care what you think. Join us to hear our thoughts.

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The Vampire Lovers (1970) - Sheldon Wouldn't Let Mike Name This One

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 08:56:00 -0400

Hey horror fans, the hiatus is over. We have returned just in time after dealing with threats to our personal well being in real life...

With sex playing a major part in horror films, you know that we had to make the 69th episode very special. What better way to honor a sexually co-opted number than with the first English speaking movie to feature hot lesbian vampires? The Vampire Lovers (1970), from Hammer (hehe..Hammer) studios, stars Ingrid Pitt (Not as Countess Dracula) and Peter Cushing (not as Van Helsing) Can the heaving bare bosoms of glamorous models make up for the lack of Christopher Lee?

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Patreon preview 2 - Haloween 1 & 2

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 08:45:00 -0400

We had some stuff like power outages in Ottawa (Tornadoes are bad for power substations. lesson learned) so you benefit with another FREE patreon exclusive episode, this kicks off the Halloween season with the original John Carpenter classic duology that introduced us to Micheal Myers. Not the first masked psychopath in film, but definitely the quietest.

we will resume our regular format next week. just in time for the episode Mike really looks forward to recording, if only for the number.

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Patreon Preview 1 - Top Ten Horrors

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 08:36:00 -0400

Get a taste of what our paying Patreon members get with this formerly Patreon exclusive episode. In this one, the guys talk about their favourite movies from 10 horror sub genres. Enjoy.

Note: This was an early episode (our very first specific patreon one) and Mike flubbed up the sync. Forgive him. He only was at this for a whole year with another podcast at this point.

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Rabid (1977) - When Canadians Attack!

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 08:12:00 -0400

This week we took on the Cronenberg classic, Rabid (1977). The movie with armpit butt-holes that shoot out blood drinking tentacles that turn people into zombies... I don't really know what else to say about that... Enjoy!

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Demons (1985) - Show Me Demoni

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 08:02:00 -0400

This week we watched Demons (1985). The Italian possession/zombie/apocalypse horror film that teaches us not to except gifts from strangers and how much we hate getting interrupted when we are trying watch a movie.

To watch Flesh, go to www.amazon.com/Flesh-Esther-Matthews-Alegria/dp/B0792JMDSQ

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Sleepaway Camp (1983) - Angela Slashes

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 07:54:00 -0400

Summer Camp always seemed awful to us but it couldn't possibly be as bad as it was in Sleepaway Camp (1983). Join us as we watch this summertime murder-fest with one twist you see coming, and one you do not.

You can get your copy of Florida Gothic by Mitzi Szereto

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Waxwork (1988) - Monsters Ball of Wax

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 03:49:00 -0400

Another horror movie set in a wax museum. This week we watched Waxwork (1988). Join us as we learn the importance of staying behind the velvet ropes and we witness the most hilarious vampire death ever.

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Tag (2015) - Matrix Are For Kids

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 03:33:00 -0400

We quickly go from surreal nightmare to "what the hell is happening" real fast this week when we watched Tag (2015). Not to be confused with the 2018 Jeremy Renner film, join us as we struggle to comprehend exactly what are eyes are witnessing. Also, it stole the Walking Dead theme song so our ears were confused as well.

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Crimson Peak (2015) - Victorian Secret

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 03:23:00 -0400

We've got more ghosts than you can shake a CGI stick at this week because we watched Crimson Peak (2015). Join us as we learn that Jessica Chastain plays psychotic a little too well, Guillermo del Toro can't make ghosts look good, and that Tom Hiddleston can't be trusted in any role that he plays.

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What We Do In The Shadows (2014) - Wellington After Dark

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:08:00 -0400

We learn the ups and downs of being a vampire in comedic fashion this week when we watched What We Do In The Shadows (2014). Join us as we discover how vampires deal with their limitations and what a real vampire/werewolf feud looks like.

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The Host (2006) - Gang-Du Style

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 03:07:00 -0400

Does something smell fishy? It must be this week’s movie , The Host (2006). This Korean creature feature taught us that sometimes the chemicals that kill everything can also make them grow really big, sometimes family tragedies lead to hilarity, and a well trained army is no match for a handful of morons.

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Haxan (1922) - Hex Appeal

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 03:00:00 -0400

We get a lesson in history and witchcraft this week when we watched Häxan (1922). This Swedish-Danish documentary style silent movie was surprisingly entertaining and risque for its time. Not recommended if you are not in the mood for reading or learning how to summon the devil. Check it out. It’s free on Youtube

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Mama (2013) - Not the Daddy

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 02:43:00 -0400

Some people have Mommy issues even worst than yours. This week we watched the oh so meh supernatural flick, Mama (2013). Join us as we learn what not to do when an angry spirit invaded your home, that growing up in the wild gives kids super speed, and we discover the reason the film makers went with cgi effects as apposed to practical.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - The Family That Slays Together

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 02:36:00 -0400

Everything's bigger in Texas. This week we watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). Suggested by Melissa Rose, this cannibal classic is still creepy as hell after all these years. Listen as we learn why you shouldn't pick up hitchhikers and when a redneck gas station attendant tells not to go poking around in an old abandoned house, don't do it.

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Pumpkinhead (1988) - It’s The Great Pumpkinhead Sheldon Brown

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:30:00 -0400

We are back with a vengeance because this week we watched Pumpkinhead (1988). We learn that getting revenge is not all it's cracked up to be in this supernatural creature feature and we get nostalgic for the good ol' days of animatronic monsters. Also, what the hell was going on with Lance Henriksen's teeth?

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The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) - Good Phibrations

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:21:00 -0400

Sheldon returns just in time for this week’s featured movie, The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971). Starring Vincent Price in one of his strangest roles (and that’s saying something), Dr. Phibes shows us how to add class and style to our revenge murders while being bat crap crazy at the same time.

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You're Next (2011) - The REAL Animal House

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 02:14:00 -0400

We kick off our sophomore year without Sheldon due to him taking a vacation and definitely not being dead. Mike fills his maritime co-host quota with Sheldon’s friend and return guest Robin, bringing us You're Next (2011). Available on Netflix, this movie is a dysfunctional family dinner / home invasion that goes horribly wrong for all concerned.

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Happy Birthday to Me (1981) - Happy Birthday to Us!

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 07:37:00 -0400

Its been 52 movies we've reviewed on a weekly basis meaning one thing. The Graveyard Shift is a YEAR OLD! we couldn't find a better horror movie about birthdays than Happy Birthday to Me (1981). A Canadian slasher film that runs a little too long but you know what never runs long? This podcast!

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Silent Hill (2006) - Silent But Deadly

Mon, 28 May 2018 07:31:00 -0400

Video games make the best film adaptions as proven with Silent Hill (2006). A Canadian-French (not French-Canadian) film loosely based on the Konami horror video game series comes with a strange mix of unforgivable deviations, and faithful adherence to the source material that has us split in the middle. From amazing music and scenery to unforgivable run times and deplorable dialog, we love this movie as much as we hate it!

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The Ritual (2017) - The Hills Have Ikeas

Mon, 21 May 2018 07:16:00 -0400

Make a sacrifice to your favourite demigod and then listen to this week’s episode because we just watched The Ritual (2017). Nothing puts a damper on your hiking trip liked being stalked by the bastard son of Loki and his demented followers that want you to be their latest sacrifice to him. Join us as we give our breakdown of this surprisingly good British B Horror Movie.

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The Thing (2011) - That Thing You Do: Part 3

Mon, 14 May 2018 07:10:00 -0400

That Thing You Do is done because this week we watched The Thing (2011). It's the movie that makes you ask the question "Why would anyone make a prequel to a classic horror movie and give it the same name?". Join us as we break down a film that’s a prime example of good idea meets poor execution and why CGI is still no substitute for good practical effects.

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The Changeling (1980) - You're Way Too Late Lassie

Mon, 07 May 2018 06:55:00 -0400

Haunted houses, a murder mystery, a political drama (sort of), you get all of these in this week's movie because we watched The Changeling (1980). Listen as we disagree just how good (or bad) this movie is, we try to figure out how it's plot works, and we discover a deleted scene that would have completely changed the ending. Oh, and there's a kid in a well. Hence the episode title.

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Dracula (1958) - Fangs For The Memories

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 06:49:00 -0400

STOP! HAMMER TIME! This week we watched the Hammer Horror classic, Horror Of Dracula (1958). Listen as we gush all over the film that we both call our definitive version of Dracula despite how much it strays from the source material. Witness what made Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee the two of the biggest horror icons ever.

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A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) - Group Scare-apy

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 06:45:00 -0400

Stay awake and join us this week as we talk about A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. Why is the 3rd film in the series the first one we are covering you ask? Because it's our show and we'll do what we want. Listen as we explain why this movie had the worst psychiatrists ever, we realize some people should have asked for better dream powers, and we hear Freddy Krueger utter one of his most iconic lines ever.

Special Thanks to Heather Cull for the movie suggestion.

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Trilogy of Terror (1975) - Back in Black

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 06:38:00 -0400

We have three times the content to talk about this week (though we still managed to do it without going on much longer than usual) as we watched the 1975 TV Anthology Trilogy Of Terror. Three weird tales all Staring the late Karen Black. Join us as we see a creep get whats coming to him, experience some twin trouble, and learn why you never buy a creepy doll as a gift.

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Mike and Sheldon Get Tromatized!

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 06:32:00 -0400

Troma fans rejoice! The shift hits the fan as Lloyd Kaufman, president and founder of Troma Entertainment, joins Sheldon and Mike on this week's episode. If you are a fan of The Toxic Avenger, Class Of Nuke'em High, Terror Firmer, Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead, or any other Troma films then this is the episode you've been waiting for because Lloyd Kauffman is the man behind all of them. Listen as we talk to Lloyd about Troma's beginnings, the careers it has launched, answer fan questions (sort of), and talk about whats next for the independent film juggernaut.

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April Fools Day (1986) - I Pity The Fool

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 06:29:00 -0400

Mike and Sheldon have decided to retire from the Graveyard Shift. Which coincides with our review of April Fools Day (1986) . Coincidence?

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Land Of The Dead (2005) - March of the Dead: Part 4

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 05:08:00 -0400

We finish March Of The Dead, our month long tribute to George Romero and his iconic dead series with Land Of The Dead (2005). Romero turns the "smart zombie" idea up to 11 and decides that CGI effects are as good as practical (they are not) in this fourth film. Join us as we learn about scavenging in the zombpocalypse, why letting your guard down is a bad idea even in a barricaded city, and why Canada is the best place to go when the world is overrun by zombies as long as you like Celine Dion songs and are cool with moose.

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Day Of The Dead (1985) - March of the Dead: Part 3

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 05:01:00 -0400

George Romero's Dead series shambles its way into the 80's with the third film, Day Of The Dead (1985). Listen as we learn about the full extent of the zombie outbreak, George Romero finally figuring out how to write a strong female character, how to make friends with the undead, and some humans that are so annoying you'd rather get eaten alive than survive with them.

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Dawn Of The Dead (1978) - March Of The Dead: Part 2

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 04:49:00 -0400

We continue our month long tribute to the late George Romero and his iconic Dead series in part 2 of March Of The Dead when we watched Dawn Of The Dead (1978), considered by many to be the best Zompocalypse movie ever. Join us as we get a crash course on the do's and do nots of zombie survival and we learn all about this place where people used to go to shop called a mall.

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Night of the Living Dead (1968) - March of the Dead: Part 1

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 04:23:00 -0400

Join us as we bite into the original Night Of The Living Dead (1968) in part 1 of our month long tribute to the late horror legend, George Romero and his iconic Dead series. Find out how this ground breaking director got his start, what makes NOTLD such a revered horror classic, what this movie got wrong, and how difficult it is to get someone to act like a zombie when no one knows what a zombie is.

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The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) - Dude Where's My Tracking?

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 05:03:00 -0400

Like found footage? Like crime documentaries? No? Then you won't like The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007). Whether you like it or not you should check out this episode as we are joined by Jeremy Greer from the Days Of Future Cast podcast (among others on DuckFeed.tv) as we uncomfortably watch this film that I can only describe as 1 part disturbing, 1 part bad acting, and... other parts.

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The Thing (1982) - That Thing You Do Part 2

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 04:58:00 -0400

We get an example of a remake surpassing the original this week when we watched The Thing (1982), John Carpenter's gore de force remake of 1951's The Thing From Another World. Join us as we learn what happens when Kurt Russel loses at chess, why I'm more of a cat person, and that Wilford Brimley can go 109 minutes without saying oatmeal or diabeetus. Also, our cutting room floor segment shows that Christian Nyby will never get the credit he deserves.

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My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Put Your Heart In It

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 04:50:00 -0400

Love is in the air. Or is that methane gas? We are joined by John this week from the podcast Heres Johnnys Reviews. The three of us hack up the holiday known as Valentines Day when we watch My Bloody Valentine (1981), the story of someone that hates Valentines Day even more than John does. We learn that some of the best acted scenes in this movie may have been accidental, that having a party in a mine is always a bad idea, and how the small Nova Scotia town that was the setting of this film cost the production an extra $75,000.

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Holidays (2016) - More Like Holidud!

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 04:41:00 -0400

Thanks to our "friend" Eric, this week we watched Holidays (2016). As you can tell from the Dad joke that is the title of this episode, we weren't impressed. From Mind reading VR headsets to bestiality babies to something that can only be described as the Jesus bunny, Holidays is a compilation of 8 short films that are one WTF after another. Enjoy our pain.

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It Follows (2014) - Insert STD Joke Here

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 04:27:00 -0400

This episode is so serious it comes with a PSA. We watched It Follows (2014). A story about a sexually transmitted curse that kills anyone that doesn't pass it on. Remember kids, if you have sex, you'll die... Unless you have more sex...

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Puppet Master (1989) - No Strings Attached

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 04:19:00 -0400

Puppets & psychics. If these are the things you want in a horror movie then Puppet Master (1989) may be the one for you. (But if you feel like us, maybe not). We learn that the puppets weren't the most wooden characters in this movie and we hear about some early concept designs.

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The Thing From Another World (1951) - That Thing You Do

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 04:05:00 -0400

We both needed a break from the cold harshness of winter so we decided to watch The Thing From Another World (1951). A movie about a group of scientists and military members that find an alien frozen under the ice in the cold harshness of the Arctic... Probably not that best choice... brrr... But it is one of the best sci-fi horror movies of the 50's and went on to be remade by John Carpenter into one of best horror movies of the 80's.

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Laid to Rest - Goodbye 2017

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 03:59:00 -0400

2017 is dead and gone. We lay to rest our first year of working the graveyard shift with the best and worst horror movies of the past 12 months, the most anticipated horror movie of 2018, and we answer all those questions from our horror head listeners. Now grab a shovel and help us bury this thing.

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Black Christmas (1974) - Christmassacre 2017 Part 4

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 03:51:00 -0400

We celebrate the last day of the first Christmassacre with an iconic holiday horror. The granddaddy of them all, Black Christmas (1974) starring Margot Kidder and a terrifying moustached cop, and some great kills, one spoiled by the poster itself.

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Krampus (2015) - Christmassacre 2017 Part 3

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 03:42:00 -0400

Robin returns to help us with our third entry in our Christmassacre series when we cover Krampus (2015). We discuss the movie, the history of Krampus, and we give Robin the details about our own encounter with the dark shadow of Santa.

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Better Watch Out (2017) - Christmassacre 2017 Part 2

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 03:37:00 -0400

We have more company from the Playing With Power Podcast as we are joined by another of Mike's Co-hosts, the infamous John. The three of us watch another Holiday Horror flick, Better Watch Out (2017). We find out just how creepy kids can be, What would really happen if you got someone with a certain Home Alone trap, and all three of us get taken by a major plot twist.

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A Christmas Horror Story (2015) - Christmassacre 2017 Part 1

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 03:29:00 -0400

We are joined by Ben from the Playing With Power Podcast who gives us a brief history of how the Nintendo Power retrospective show started and we take on the Holiday Horror Anthology, A Christmas Horror Story (2015). If you want to see a movie that involves baby mama ghosts, shape shifting brats, a Krampus rampage, and Santa fighting through his zombified elves then this is the movie for you. Also, to Mike's dismay, Demon Dog and Graveyard Cat make an appearance.

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House Of Wax (2005) - Wax On, Wax Off

Mon, 27 Nov 2017 03:20:00 -0400

We get back to basics this week when we watch a fan pick, House Of Wax (2005). We check out some potential new studio spaces, discuss what worked and didn't work in this remake, talk about why a literal house of wax would be a terrible idea, and contemplate whether or not certain scenes involving Paris Hilton were intentionally made to remind us of another time she was on film.

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Poltergeist (1982) - Holmes Can't Make This Right!

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 03:12:00 -0400

We experienced the ultimate Homeowners nightmare this week when we watched the Tobe Hooper directed (sort of) haunted house flick, Poltergeist (1982). We are joined by our friend Eric from the Youtube channel Hey Internet, Eric Here. The three of us discover why you should research what used to be on the land your house occupies before you buy it, What really was happening on the set of the movie, and we talk about the "Poltergeist curse".

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Zombieland (2009) - Woody's Wild Ride

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 03:01:00 -0400

We've got an episode that will grab you by the Twinkies because this week we watched Zombieland (2009) We are joined by our friend Ivan for this horror comedy about enjoying the little things in life while running for your life at the same time. We learn that you can find love in the zombpocalypse, Twinkies do expire, and Bill Murray's zombie survival technique may have a downside.

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Night of The Comet (1984) - Day of the Teenage Mutant Comet Zombies

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 02:53:00 -0400

Find a secure, air tight building, fluff up that hair, push play, and listen to our coverage of Night Of The Comet (1984). Zombies, evil scientists, and music montages are already pretty rad but we've made it even more so because we are joined by the hilarious Kyle Clark from the This Is Rad Podcast and a whole lot of other geeky goodness. Join us to find out why this largely overlooked 80's horror flick is one you have to watch before you turn to dust.

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The Graveyard Shift Halloween Special

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:45:00 -0400

Our very first Halloween Special Episode! We are joined by our friends Robin and Rick to chat about some of our must watch Halloween movies, TV specials, and anything else we love to do on or that reminds us of the big day and we also read some messages from our beautiful listeners about the same things. But wait, there's more! As if all of that wasn't enough, we have an original poem written and read by horror author Alexander Stephen Brown! This episode is one very full treat bag. Happy Halloween!

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Hallow's End (2003) - Halloween That's Not Halloween: Part 4

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 09:14:00 -0400

It all comes to an end. The final movie in our Halloween That's Not Halloween series is the aptly titled but extremely awful Hallow's End (2003). The movie that has a premise that sounds like a good idea but then you watch it and realize it isn't. Just go to a haunted attraction and don't watch a movie about one. If you like Hallmark made for TV movies but wondered what they would be like with dollar store props, a couple of nude scenes, and worse acting then this may be the movie for you.

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Trick R Treat (2007) - Halloween That’s Not Halloween Part 3

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 09:05:00 -0400

Now it feels more like Halloween because we watched Trick 'r Treat (2007), a movie that actually looks like Halloween. We were impressed with this very well done anthology. We learned on Halloween to not put away the Jack-o-Lanterns too early, stay away from cute college girls, what goes around comes around, and basically don't be a jerk. Also, for the first time on the show, Sheldon can't find something he doesn't like about a movie. To top it all off we are joined by Cynthia Zqueen Bonner whose make up creations are gruesomely gorgeous and perfect for the big day.

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Trick or Treat (1986) - Halloween That's Not Halloween: Part 2

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 05:50:00 -0400

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?! Because we continue our "Halloween That's Not Halloween" movie series with the second film on the list, Trick Or Treat (1986). It brought back lots of memories of the "Satanic Panic" of the 80's and are the craziness it caused. We get a taste of some of the music that made us all want to headbang, we see Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons prove that they should stick to music, and we see one of the most underrated and hilarious stunts ever captured on film. Oh, there's also a demon or angry ghost or something... and blue 80's electricity... Woo!

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Trick or Treats (1982) - Halloween That's Not Halloween: Part 1

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 02:25:00 -0400

We kick off October with the first movie in our Halloween series, Trick Or Treats (1982). We learn how not to commit someone to an asylum, that some people have no idea how anything works, and that a movie can have a $55k budget and somehow still look like they overspent. All that plus we announce the winner of our very first giveaway! Happy October indeed.

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IT 2017 Special Bonus Spoiler Free Thoughts

Fri, 29 Sep 2017 00:54:00 -0400

Our thoughts on the New film (spoiler free) and how it fairs compared to the 1990 TV movie. Also, find out how you can enter our Pennywise Funko Pop Free giveaway. (Update, it has been claimed.)

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Zombie (1979) - What's in Your Head? (Part 2)

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 02:08:00 -0400

We are back like a reanimated corpse for the rest of our coverage of the Lucio Fulci classic, Zombie (1979). More of what we liked about this movie and somethings we didn't. The banter continues with musician/composer Robert Christopher plus we announce our plans for the Halloween Season!

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Zombie (1979) - What's in Your Head? (Part 1)

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 01:42:00 -0400

Practice those head-shots because this week we tackle the Lucio Fulci classic, Zombie (1979). If you ever wondered who wins in a fight between a zombie and a shark, well... Actually you still won't really know after watching this... But its its a cool scene anyway. We are joined by muscian/composer Robert Christopher and we go off the rails more times then a lopsided freight train. An episode so big we had to cut it in half.

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Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) - Heartbreak Ho-Tep

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 01:21:00 -0400

Grab your blue suede shoes and your dentures because this week we watched Bruce Campbell play an elderly Elvis and fight an ancient evil mummy in Bubba Ho-tep (2002). We had lots to say about this wacky geriatric horror and its made even better because we are joined by our good friend and B-movie connoisseur, Robin.

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Truth or Dare: A Critical Madness (1986) - More like Critical Badness... Amiright?

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 01:08:00 -0400

This week we take a stab at the "So bad its good" section when we watch Truth Or Dare: Critical Madness (1986). Blaine from the Video Games The Movie Podcast and the Is It Worth It Podcast joins us for this Psychotic, direct to video rampage.

For more info on Blaine and his shows, check out his Twitter page at www.twitter.com/RetroKhel, or his Facebook page at www.facebook.com/Isitworthitpodcast/, or on the Retro RPG website at http://retrorpg.net/?page_id=1820

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IT (1990) - Pennywise For Your Thoughts

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 00:40:00 -0400

This week we clown around with the original 1990 Stephen king TV movie "IT". We talk about how clowns don't have to be child eating demons to be creepy, we reveal our new upcoming giveaway, and The Graveyard Shift gets a new sponsor.

Additional music provided by Derek & Brandon Fiechter at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjMZjGhrFq_4llVS_x2XJ_w

Additional voices provided by Sheldon's lovely wife Anetta.

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Pieces (1982) - College Chainsaw Meh-ssacre

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 01:12:00 -0400

We try to put our shattered minds back together after watching this week's fan picked movie, Pieces (1982). We learn that sneaking around with a chainsaw is easier than you think, never trust a plan that involves you being serial killer bait, and guys in the 80's had a very different college experience than we did.

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Train to Busan (2016) - Zombies Up The Caboose

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 00:57:00 -0400

This week the guys break down the South Korean zombie flick, Train To Busan (2016) and they have some help. Horror author Alexander Stephen Brown joins them to talk about some of his works, their love of horror, and of course the featured movie.

If you'd like to know more about Alexander and his works you can follow him on his website at https://www.alexandersbrown.com/ and find him on Facebook

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Frankenstein: The True Story (1973) - Frankenstud

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 00:37:00 -0400

This week Sheldon & Mike watch Frankenstein: The True Story (1973). We learn that everyone will love you as long as you don't lose your looks, Solar power is not just environmentally friendly but can also bring back the dead, and sometimes dead is better... Or was that last week's episode?... Anyway, enjoy!

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Pet Sematary (1989) - Roadkill’s Return

Mon, 31 Jul 2017 23:56:00 -0400

The guys put on their flea collars and grab their shovels because this week they watched Pet Sematary (1989). Sheldon brings up some of the movie's inconsistencies, Mike gets stuck on Wikipedia mode, and they talk about the Pet Semetary movie that could have been.

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V/H/S/2 (2013) - Seriously, Who Still Uses Tapes?

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 23:44:00 -0400

This week the guys talk about an ancient form of entertainment and skip to the sequel when they watch the found footage gorefest anthology, V/H/S/2. The movie with 4 stories that can be summed up as... Eye see dead people, Cycle-pathic killer, The parent death trap, and worst alien story ever. We learn what comes first the movie or the podcast, Sheldon and Mike have a difference of opinion on certain scenes, and due to listener feedback a certain segment makes a triumphant return.

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Blood Hunters: A Conversation with Director/Producer Tricia Lee

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 23:35:00 -0400

We Have our first guest ever on the show and it is a great one. Director/producer Tricia Lee has just released a new creature feature movie called "Blood Hunters" and came on the show for a conversation about it. We also chat about how she got into film making, her favourite horror movies, and Mike lets us know how he preps for an interview.

Blood Hunters is available on DVD and on VOD.

You can find out more on Blood Hunters and Tricia on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/tricialeekalpakis

And on Twitter at @TriciaLee_

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Evil Dead (1981) - Booooooks on Tape

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 23:20:00 -0400

Mike lives long enough to watch our awesome fan pick, Evil Dead (1981). We talk about how low budget can still equal a great movie, Sheldon reminisces about meeting Bruce Campbell, Mike learns there is a musical version of Evil Dead, and the guys discuss how no one in this movie knows how to use a knife and if the Ash VS The Evil Dead TV show is any good. (spoiler: HELLS YEAH IT IS)

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The Blob (1988) - In Blob We Trust

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 22:56:00 -0400

This week we watched a fan pick, The Blob (1988). We discover that sometimes a remake can be better than an original if the original is a 1950's cheesey classic and you add some 1980's special effects and a dash of HELL YEAH AMURICA! Mike gives a history lesson that's probaly not real and we disagree on email policies.

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The Shining (1980) - He Axed For It

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 22:12:00 -0400

We had The Shining (1980) for this weeks viewing pleasure thanks to a fan pick. Great movie despite some flaws and a waaaay too long runtime. We learn that Mike is not a fan of some of Stanley Kubrick’s other works, we get a tough question from a fan of the show (tough for Sheldon anyway), and we have some exciting news for our patreons.

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Cemetery Man (1994) - Si Puo Scavare? (Can You Dig It?)

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 21:42:00 -0400

This week we watched the surreal Italian zombie flick known as Cemetery Man (1994), AKA Dellamorte Dellamore, Aka My Fiance is a zombie (for some reason). We learned that Zombies + Motorcycles = Earthquakes, disembodied zombie heads get super powers, and that reality as we know it may take place in a snow globe. Also, Mike may have a new catch phrase.

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An American Werewolf in London (1981) - What Has Fangs, Claws, And Drives On The Wrong Side Of The Road?

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 04:15:00 -0400

We had a howling good time this week watching the John Landis horror classic, An American Werewolf In London (1981). We discover that if there is no award for your craft, they'll create one if you are good enough and that doing a British accent is hard (if you're not British that is). A great werewolf movie dispite some flaws.

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The Beast of Hollow Mountain (1956) - OH GOD MAKE IT STOP-MOTION

Mon, 29 May 2017 02:33:00 -0400

Our second episode coming at ya like a herd of cattle being chased by dinosaur. We watched the weird west monster movie, The Beast Of Hollow Mountain (1956). Blame Mike. And because we are gluttons for punishment, we took a glimpse at some other monster movies that may be on an even lower level than this one.

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Fright Night (1985) - Won't You Bleed My Neighbour?

Mon, 22 May 2017 01:34:00 -0400

For our first movie we chose Fright Night (1985) which we couldn’t wait to sink our teeth into, and it was fang-tastic. One of the best Vampire movies of the 80's. Enjoy!

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