<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/greetingslurflings/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[Greetings Lurflings]]></title><podcast:guid>91f6db92-93c6-51ef-98d3-855d00db361c</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Wed, 31 Jul 2024 03:12:37 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2020-2024, Greetings Lurflings, (very) limited.]]></copyright><managingEditor>GreetingsLurflings.com</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<p>Tiny aliens invade planet Earth but are very confused. Their mission? It’s on a “need to know basis” . . . and they don’t need to know. Find out along with them as they rise above their meager limitations, absorbing everything they need to know about “intelligent” life on Earth through embroidery communications, boat cooking lessons, and a giant suppository of User Agreements (their primary basis for understanding humans and their language).</p>]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/c82cba06-b7ab-4cbe-a69f-44baef101161/QvBZVwe9rj8WhTBBPYKc3_Di.jpg</url><title>Greetings Lurflings</title><link><![CDATA[https://www.greetingslurflings.com/]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c82cba06-b7ab-4cbe-a69f-44baef101161/QvBZVwe9rj8WhTBBPYKc3_Di.jpg"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>GreetingsLurflings.com</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>GreetingsLurflings.com</itunes:author><description>Tiny aliens invade planet Earth but are very confused. Their mission? It’s on a “need to know basis” . . . and they don’t need to know. Find out along with them as they rise above their meager limitations, absorbing everything they need to know about “intelligent” life on Earth through embroidery communications, boat cooking lessons, and a giant suppository of User Agreements (their primary basis for understanding humans and their language).
</description><link>https://www.greetingslurflings.com/</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The Podcast of the Stars . . . and the only podcast about aliens — hosted by actual aliens!]]></itunes:subtitle><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Fiction"><itunes:category text="Comedy Fiction"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"><itunes:category text="Improv"/></itunes:category><itunes:new-feed-url>https://feeds.captivate.fm/greetingslurflings/</itunes:new-feed-url><podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked><podcast:medium>podcast</podcast:medium><item><title>Season 2, Episode 16 — Same as it Never Was</title><itunes:title>Season 2, Episode 16 — Same as it Never Was</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In which Guri struggles to recover from the toxic gas burst on Cloaca and is administered to by the ship’s nurse and Doctor Hoo and a semi-concerned Captain Yuri. Eventually, they make a time jump back to present-day Lurf, only to discover that something has significantly changed.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In which Guri struggles to recover from the toxic gas burst on Cloaca and is administered to by the ship’s nurse and Doctor Hoo and a semi-concerned Captain Yuri. Eventually, they make a time jump back to present-day Lurf, only to discover that something has significantly changed.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://greetingslurflings.com/episodes/season-2-episode-16-same-as-it-never-was]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">79864423-bb27-4819-bb42-cde68a315d1f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c82cba06-b7ab-4cbe-a69f-44baef101161/QvBZVwe9rj8WhTBBPYKc3_Di.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[GreetingsLurflings.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 22:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d03b72c5-99b1-4457-940d-1055abed0190/season-2-episode-16-sameasitneverwas.mp3" length="29454646" 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Oh, and Yuri and Guri have a new "boat to table" business idea —&nbsp;hence the episode title . . . is anyone still reading this?</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not too much happens in this episode — save for the usual interruptions and hijinks from show sponsors and a surprise encounter with Lord Camembert, who was tipped off to our heroes' location by country legend John Denver. Oh, and Yuri and Guri have a new "boat to table" business idea —&nbsp;hence the episode title . . . is anyone still reading this?</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://www.greetingslurflings.com/episodes/season-2-episode-12-boat-to-table]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7aca23fa-3d07-49e7-b659-e865d6811695</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c82cba06-b7ab-4cbe-a69f-44baef101161/QvBZVwe9rj8WhTBBPYKc3_Di.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[GreetingsLurflings.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2022 22:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7d0f9332-dbac-4ed5-8f39-5e3f492938bc/greetingsLurflings-season2-episode-12-rendered-1.mp3" length="112503697" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>GreetingsLurflings.com</itunes:author><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="Season 2 Episode 12 — Boat to Table"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/J4Ot_Z1Mt-M"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>Season 2 Episode 10 — Some Enchanted Onion</title><itunes:title>Season 2 Episode 10 — Some Enchanted Onion</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Experience the thrilling adventures of our Meeporpian heroes as they attempt to escape the evil Gorgon, Lord Camembert in Season 2 Episode 10 of <em>Some Enchanted Onion</em>! Our galactic adventurers traverse the worming and winding wormholes through space and time, facing the likes of transformed spiders, dead leaves, and lowly slime molds on their quest. </p><p>Hear the witty banter of Yuri and Guri, both of whom have become objects of Lord Camembert's scorn. This is an episode you won't want to miss, with special guest star the one-and-only John Denver! Join us as we anxiously wait to see if the Meeporpian crew will escape Lord Camembert and get back to their own universe.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Experience the thrilling adventures of our Meeporpian heroes as they attempt to escape the evil Gorgon, Lord Camembert in Season 2 Episode 10 of <em>Some Enchanted Onion</em>! 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In fact, in this dimension, the Gorgons only exude the most cheesy benevolence.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, our heroes meet Lord Camembert in a parallel dimension —&nbsp;only this version couldn't be more different than the evil Gorgons with whom they initially clashed. 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Well . . . tune in to find out more!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://www.greetingslurflings.com/episodes/season-2-episode-4-nbspace-in-the-hole]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ce6112af5492d0001b3f99d:5ce61a4ffa0d60152ead3e04:62b92fc673eeca06ef686925</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/460e1387-bcbf-4ad2-82dc-4422ea19d540/artboard-2.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[GreetingsLurflings.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2021 02:28:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d46d8430-9506-424a-a9e6-9659c9b66e4d/greetingsEarthlings-season2-episode4.mp3" length="123106658" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this episode, the drama takes a turn when an unsuspecting character has a terrible brush with Farit! 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Quite frankly, they’re not paying me enough to write detailed descriptions of these ridiculous episodes, so what do you want from me? What? Yes, I know I agreed to do this for pennies, but that was before I knew I would have to come up with a podcast description about getting lost in a freaking supermarket — and they also travel through time. That parts pretty interesting, actually. 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Will they stink (as usual)? Or will they break from their mold and emerge victorious? Tune in to this exciting season conclusion of Sacré Bleu Part Deux: Adieu!]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[The Season Finale in which our heroes must face off against the villainous Gorgonzola. Will they stink (as usual)? Or will they break from their mold and emerge victorious? 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After being welcomed aboard the Meeporpian spaceship and introduced to the crew, Hank is informed that he is actually on Earth, and is looking for a way to get back to his wife and friends in Sioux City. Shipward reveals he can reprogram Hank's black hole to restore him to his normal size and transport him to Sioux City. Meanwhile, the crew receive a visit from Inspector Ash, who is investigating the fire that destroyed the House of Saws, Drills and Holes. During the questioning, Hank reveals he has a mysterious child's arm growing out of his abdomen. Yuri and Guri then discuss the possibility of an attack from their enemy Gorgon Zola, and plan to come up with a way to fend him off.  This summary was written (mostly) by our new intern, AI. I know what you're thinking, but it actually stands for Albert Ignacious the Third.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode a hummus bean called Hank Holbrook finds himself shrunk and compressed to the size of a ladybug's toe. After being welcomed aboard the Meeporpian spaceship and introduced to the crew, Hank is informed that he is actually on Earth, and is looking for a way to get back to his wife and friends in Sioux City. Shipward reveals he can reprogram Hank's black hole to restore him to his normal size and transport him to Sioux City. Meanwhile, the crew receive a visit from Inspector Ash, who is investigating the fire that destroyed the House of Saws, Drills and Holes. During the questioning, Hank reveals he has a mysterious child's arm growing out of his abdomen. Yuri and Guri then discuss the possibility of an attack from their enemy Gorgon Zola, and plan to come up with a way to fend him off.  This summary was written (mostly) by our new intern, AI. I know what you're thinking, but it actually stands for Albert Ignacious the Third.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://www.greetingslurflings.com/episodes/episode-19-its-all-relative]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ce6112af5492d0001b3f99d:5ce61a4ffa0d60152ead3e04:61b0382062b72042953880e4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b1f0fdf8-0657-46a3-9c32-8da772186039/image-2810-29.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[GreetingsLurflings.com]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2021 01:30:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/721e247f-53b4-479f-abd7-18cb552d2677/greetingsearthlings-episode-19-converted.mp3" length="59361210" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In which our heroes bend the laws of space and time. 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And fail.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In which our Meeporpian friends try to fight their way out of a paper bag. 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Diner.]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://www.greetingslurflings.com/episodes/episode9-contact-3-2-1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ce6112af5492d0001b3f99d:5ce61a4ffa0d60152ead3e04:611b29ed7a68eb3cbdb5ca21</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d65f9044-0e9d-462e-9978-4b5a75a75e45/dolphin-episode9.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Greetings Earthlings]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2021 04:27:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/57c8f674-5987-4be6-a23e-e47e16e87557/greetingsearthlings-episode9-contact-3-2-1-8-16-21-2c-11-04-pm.mp3" length="53825504" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Guri is sent on a dangerous mission — to establish 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url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5867e6ea-6d1e-4941-9c3a-f7b7b92930fa/greetingearthlings-ep2-3-24-19-2c-1-45-am-converted.mp3" length="40232148" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>41:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>We learn more about how Yuri and Guri (in their early days of invading earth) were responsible for creating most rock and popular music — accidentally as part of going to the bathroom (that works quite differently for some aliens). Also, they eat by pushing boats out to see and then time-traveling hundreds of years in the future. Wait, really?</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Yuri and Guri</itunes:author></item><item><title>New Podcast Episode — Episode 1 : The Proton Blaster!</title><itunes:title>Pilot Episode 1</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">This is a prequel pilot episode. Eventually, we come back to their original landing. Yuri and Guri are aliens and are about to invade the planet Earth. Their biggest problem? Seconds after landing, they are faced with an enormous lady bug</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">This is a prequel pilot episode. Eventually, we come back to their original landing. Yuri and Guri are aliens and are about to invade the planet Earth. Their biggest problem? Seconds after landing, they are faced with an enormous lady bug</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://www.greetingslurflings.com/episodes/2020/episode1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ce6112af5492d0001b3f99d:5ce61a4ffa0d60152ead3e04:5ce61a4ffa0d60152ead3e09</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/310c05f7-470b-480b-b5bb-f4f855d9bdb8/pentagon-ufo-task-force-ready-report-2.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yuri and Guri]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2018 21:55:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/86ec07cd-be78-4530-867d-536c7eeb7145/greetingsearthlings-ep1-3-24-19-2c-1-49-am-converted.mp3" length="35191561" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>36:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Yuri and Guri are aliens and are about to invade the planet Earth. Their biggest problem? Seconds after landing, they are faced with an enormous lady bug</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Yuri and Guri</itunes:author></item></channel></rss>