<![CDATA[Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs]]>318d4edc-2955-546e-9f52-fea6fbcce0aaWed, 15 Apr 2026 12:00:19 +0000Captivate.fmPatrick Finnhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/7e9dff06-6196-4e7e-bf13-54181ac6091d/PKt31KF33udafqvGcwNbfFq5.jpgGrumpy Old Gay Men and Their DogsPatrick FinnPatrick FinnWe're grumpy because we're old. We're gay because we like men. and our dogs are along for the ride. Join Patrick and Tommie and Abigale and Louie as they talk about whatever they want.https://grumpy-old-gay-men-and.captivate.fmtrueepisodicnopodcastApril 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part Two: Liza Legs UpApril 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part Two: Liza Legs UpIn the second half of this episode, Tommie visits The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, recaps the rise and fall of Jane Don't on RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the documentary Inside The Manosphere and the Tubi film Hag, Tommie thinks children should be raised on farms, they meet a teleporting government official at the Waffle House, engage in a deep discussion of their favorite Kander & Ebb songs, Tommie gripes about his obsolete Kindle and mocks Patrick's bad hair day.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Tommie visits The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, recaps the rise and fall of Jane Don't on RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the documentary Inside The Manosphere and the Tubi film Hag, Tommie thinks children should be raised on farms, they meet a teleporting government official at the Waffle House, engage in a deep discussion of their favorite Kander & Ebb songs, Tommie gripes about his obsolete Kindle and mocks Patrick's bad hair day.

]]>5d945706-300e-4d5b-8fd1-da7397924447Wed, 15 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -040001:24:01truefull41591594In the second half of this episode, Tommie visits The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane, recaps the rise and fall of Jane Don't on RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the documentary Inside The Manosphere and the Tubi film Hag, Tommie thinks children should be raised on farms, they meet a teleporting government official at the Waffle House, engage in a deep discussion of their favorite Kander & Ebb songs, Tommie gripes about his obsolete Kindle and mocks Patrick's bad hair day.April 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part One: Short, Hard, Dense, and GlossyApril 8, 2026 Episode 159 Part One: Short, Hard, Dense, and GlossyIn the first half of this episode, Patrick begins physical therapy, Tommie doesn't care that people don't like his singing, they go hunting with the English Foxhound, remember Broadway lyricist Fred Ebb on his birthday, recall the passing of Ryan White, spend a day at the zoo while eating empanadas, Tommie is optimistic about dementia, they review the Supreme Court decision on conversion therapy, discuss the latest war developments, and Tommie praises "Pope Bob." (Part Two will be released on April 15.)

]]>In the first half of this episode, Patrick begins physical therapy, Tommie doesn't care that people don't like his singing, they go hunting with the English Foxhound, remember Broadway lyricist Fred Ebb on his birthday, recall the passing of Ryan White, spend a day at the zoo while eating empanadas, Tommie is optimistic about dementia, they review the Supreme Court decision on conversion therapy, discuss the latest war developments, and Tommie praises "Pope Bob." (Part Two will be released on April 15.)

]]>04f0bd19-b7e0-47b6-8863-365b4febf77dFri, 10 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -040001:06:20truefull41591594In the first half of this episode, Patrick begins physical therapy, Tommie doesn't care that people don't like his singing, they go hunting with the English Foxhound, remember Broadway lyricist Fred Ebb on his birthday, recall the passing of Ryan White, spend a day at the zoo while eating empanadas, Tommie is optimistic about dementia, they review the Supreme Court decision on conversion therapy, discuss the latest war developments, and Tommie praises "Pope Bob." (Part Two will be released on April 15.)March 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part Two: Under Dave FrancoMarch 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part Two: Under Dave FrancoIn the second half of this episode, Tommie can't remember what he watched, Patrick reviews the 2025 action film Sisu: Road to Revenge and watches the "Finnegans Wake" of films, Tommie announces his marriage, they find a kink in Moby's criticism of the song Lola, Tommie wonders if he has ADHD, and they name their favorite Elton John songs.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Tommie can't remember what he watched, Patrick reviews the 2025 action film Sisu: Road to Revenge and watches the "Finnegans Wake" of films, Tommie announces his marriage, they find a kink in Moby's criticism of the song Lola, Tommie wonders if he has ADHD, and they name their favorite Elton John songs.

]]>f2b38faf-12ce-4277-ac4a-4220282dcbccWed, 01 Apr 2026 08:00:00 -040041:19truefull41581584In the second half of this episode, Tommie can't remember what he watched, Patrick reviews the 2025 action film Sisu: Road to Revenge and watches the "Finnegans Wake" of films, Tommie announces his marriage, they find a kink in Moby's criticism of the song Lola, Tommie wonders if he has ADHD, and they name their favorite Elton John songs.March 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part One: We's In A MessMarch 25, 2026 Episode 158 Part One: We's In A MessIn the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie disagree on how to promote a play about rhinoceroses, Tommie takes a bath with Louie, they meet the Danish Pinscher, do the Time Warp with Richard O'Brien, Tommie sings the Aretha Franklin catalogue, Abigale is not a fan of Elton John, they remember the Scottsboro Boys, Tommie refuses to read J.R.R. Tolkien, they mail in their thoughts on mail-in voting, look at the current disorder that is the United States, and Tommie discusses a Charlie Kirk assassination conspiracy theory. (Part Two will be released on April 1.)

]]>In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie disagree on how to promote a play about rhinoceroses, Tommie takes a bath with Louie, they meet the Danish Pinscher, do the Time Warp with Richard O'Brien, Tommie sings the Aretha Franklin catalogue, Abigale is not a fan of Elton John, they remember the Scottsboro Boys, Tommie refuses to read J.R.R. Tolkien, they mail in their thoughts on mail-in voting, look at the current disorder that is the United States, and Tommie discusses a Charlie Kirk assassination conspiracy theory. (Part Two will be released on April 1.)

]]>663e7eea-9838-4006-bf44-be31ef92757aFri, 27 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -040001:19:35truefull41581584In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie disagree on how to promote a play about rhinoceroses, Tommie takes a bath with Louie, they meet the Danish Pinscher, do the Time Warp with Richard O'Brien, Tommie sings the Aretha Franklin catalogue, Abigale is not a fan of Elton John, they remember the Scottsboro Boys, Tommie refuses to read J.R.R. Tolkien, they mail in their thoughts on mail-in voting, look at the current disorder that is the United States, and Tommie discusses a Charlie Kirk assassination conspiracy theory. (Part Two will be released on April 1.)March 11, 2026 Episode 157: Point and LaughMarch 11, 2026 Episode 157: Point and LaughTommie returns in this week's episode and delivers only two tangents, he and Patrick congratulate the Crufts dog show winner Bruin the Clumber Spaniel, play catch with a Campeiro Bulldog, take a look at gay actor John Barrowman's overexposure, Tommie ruins a Cole Porter tune, they say farewell to singer Country Joe McDonald, reminisce about the good old days of the COVID pandemic, hug a mortician, decry the war/not war in Iran and its consequences, Tommie thinks there are too many choices on television, Patrick is too busy, and they name their favorite films about time.

]]>Tommie returns in this week's episode and delivers only two tangents, he and Patrick congratulate the Crufts dog show winner Bruin the Clumber Spaniel, play catch with a Campeiro Bulldog, take a look at gay actor John Barrowman's overexposure, Tommie ruins a Cole Porter tune, they say farewell to singer Country Joe McDonald, reminisce about the good old days of the COVID pandemic, hug a mortician, decry the war/not war in Iran and its consequences, Tommie thinks there are too many choices on television, Patrick is too busy, and they name their favorite films about time.

]]>3bb167cb-fd38-414e-aecd-6d1af9c1070bSat, 14 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -040001:25:56truefull41571574Tommie returns in this week's episode and delivers only two tangents, he and Patrick congratulate the Crufts dog show winner Bruin the Clumber Spaniel, play catch with a Campeiro Bulldog, take a look at gay actor John Barrowman's overexposure, Tommie ruins a Cole Porter tune, they say farewell to singer Country Joe McDonald, reminisce about the good old days of the COVID pandemic, hug a mortician, decry the war/not war in Iran and its consequences, Tommie thinks there are too many choices on television, Patrick is too busy, and they name their favorite films about time.February 25, 2026 Episode 156 Part Two: Hockey SmutFebruary 25, 2026 Episode 156 Part Two: Hockey SmutIn the second half of this episode, JK Larkin talks about acting and his role in an upcoming production of Ionesco's Rhinoceros, Patrick reviews the new film Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, Steven reviews the Heated Rivalry books and series, Patrick calls out the TV news journalists who can't pronounce 'Puerto Vallarta' correctly, they name the films that blew them away, and discuss meeting men via apps versus meeting men in gay bars.

]]>In the second half of this episode, JK Larkin talks about acting and his role in an upcoming production of Ionesco's Rhinoceros, Patrick reviews the new film Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, Steven reviews the Heated Rivalry books and series, Patrick calls out the TV news journalists who can't pronounce 'Puerto Vallarta' correctly, they name the films that blew them away, and discuss meeting men via apps versus meeting men in gay bars.

]]>274e9faf-75e0-4d03-a2e5-0126f39fc818Wed, 04 Mar 2026 08:00:00 -040001:10:36truefull41561564In the second half of this episode, JK Larkin talks about acting and his role in an upcoming production of Ionesco's Rhinoceros, Patrick reviews the new film Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, Steven reviews the Heated Rivalry books and series, Patrick calls out the TV news journalists who can't pronounce 'Puerto Vallarta' correctly, they name the films that blew them away, and discuss meeting men via apps versus meeting men in gay bars.February 25, 2026 Episode 156 Part One: Crispy and CreamyFebruary 25, 2026 Episode 156 Part One: Crispy and CreamyIn the first half of this episode, Patrick, Steven (filling in for Tommie), and their friend JK Larkin savor some donuts while discussing the dogs in their lives, meet the Barbado da Terceira, remember George Harrison on his birthday, say farewell to actors Eric Dane, Robert Carradine, and salsa musician Willie Colon, spend a weekend in the country with A Little Night Music, Patrick gives a brief history of the 1986 Philippines People Power Revolution on its fortieth anniversary, they shuck for National Clam Chowder Day, recall memories of chocolate-covered nuts, get the latest measles update, and review the Supreme Court decision overruling Trump's tariffs, all the while JK takes the men on tangents longer than Tommie's. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, March 4.)

]]>In the first half of this episode, Patrick, Steven (filling in for Tommie), and their friend JK Larkin savor some donuts while discussing the dogs in their lives, meet the Barbado da Terceira, remember George Harrison on his birthday, say farewell to actors Eric Dane, Robert Carradine, and salsa musician Willie Colon, spend a weekend in the country with A Little Night Music, Patrick gives a brief history of the 1986 Philippines People Power Revolution on its fortieth anniversary, they shuck for National Clam Chowder Day, recall memories of chocolate-covered nuts, get the latest measles update, and review the Supreme Court decision overruling Trump's tariffs, all the while JK takes the men on tangents longer than Tommie's. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, March 4.)

]]>3b480aaa-2f36-405d-95e8-74105dd075e0Fri, 27 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -040001:11:52truefull41561564In the first half of this episode, Patrick, Steven (filling in for Tommie), and their friend JK Larkin savor some donuts while discussing the dogs in their lives, meet the Barbado da Terceira, remember George Harrison on his birthday, say farewell to actors Eric Dane, Robert Carradine, and salsa musician Willie Colon, spend a weekend in the country with A Little Night Music, Patrick gives a brief history of the 1986 Philippines People Power Revolution on its fortieth anniversary, they shuck for National Clam Chowder Day, recall memories of chocolate-covered nuts, get the latest measles update, and review the Supreme Court decision overruling Trump's tariffs, all the while JK takes the men on tangents longer than Tommie's. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, March 4.)February 11, 2026 Episode 155 Part Two: Mormon PornFebruary 11, 2026 Episode 155 Part Two: Mormon PornIn the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the new Muppet Show, he and Patrick review the Super Bowl halftime show and the critics' overreaction, drool over singer Ricky Martin, watch Megan Kelly make it absolutely clear that she is a racist, laugh at the idiot who thought it was a good idea to remove the Pride flag from the Stonewall National Monument, learn that confessing to infidelity while being interviewed at the Olympics is not a good idea, name their favorite romantic films, and Tommie gripes about bodily function sounds.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the new Muppet Show, he and Patrick review the Super Bowl halftime show and the critics' overreaction, drool over singer Ricky Martin, watch Megan Kelly make it absolutely clear that she is a racist, laugh at the idiot who thought it was a good idea to remove the Pride flag from the Stonewall National Monument, learn that confessing to infidelity while being interviewed at the Olympics is not a good idea, name their favorite romantic films, and Tommie gripes about bodily function sounds.

]]>3afd7425-9b80-4224-ba6b-94077f01dad7Wed, 18 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -040055:05truefull41551554In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the new Muppet Show, he and Patrick review the Super Bowl halftime show and the critics' overreaction, drool over singer Ricky Martin, watch Megan Kelly make it absolutely clear that she is a racist, laugh at the idiot who thought it was a good idea to remove the Pride flag from the Stonewall National Monument, learn that confessing to infidelity while being interviewed at the Olympics is not a good idea, name their favorite romantic films, and Tommie gripes about bodily function sounds.February 11, 2026 Episode 155 Part One: No Twang!February 11, 2026 Episode 155 Part One: No Twang!In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie honor "Louisville's Lassie," meet the King of Terriers, shine a light on inventor Thomas Edison, say farewell to actors Bud Cort and James Van Der Beek, enjoy a cafe latte while celebrating National Guitar Day, find out caffeine may lower the risk for dementia, wonder if anyone names their child 'Modest' anymore, dissect U.S. Attorney General and mean girl Pam Bondi's appearance before Congress, and worry about the Irish man who said, "No ICE." (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 18.)

]]>In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie honor "Louisville's Lassie," meet the King of Terriers, shine a light on inventor Thomas Edison, say farewell to actors Bud Cort and James Van Der Beek, enjoy a cafe latte while celebrating National Guitar Day, find out caffeine may lower the risk for dementia, wonder if anyone names their child 'Modest' anymore, dissect U.S. Attorney General and mean girl Pam Bondi's appearance before Congress, and worry about the Irish man who said, "No ICE." (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 18.)

]]>4eb1e9e6-33b4-4032-b323-c9db5d7b0e68Fri, 13 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -040059:54truefull41551554In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie honor "Louisville's Lassie," meet the King of Terriers, shine a light on inventor Thomas Edison, say farewell to actors Bud Cort and James Van Der Beek, enjoy a cafe latte while celebrating National Guitar Day, find out caffeine may lower the risk for dementia, wonder if anyone names their child 'Modest' anymore, dissect U.S. Attorney General and mean girl Pam Bondi's appearance before Congress, and worry about the Irish man who said, "No ICE." (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 18.)January 28, 2026 Episode 154 Part Two: Friends Of DorothyJanuary 28, 2026 Episode 154 Part Two: Friends Of DorothyIn the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the audio version of Mel Brooks' memoir, Patrick reviews the new Ryan Murphy series The Beauty, Tommie drools over actor Anthony Ramos, they argue over the Elephant Man's first name, call out President Trump for the attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar, add rapper Nicki Minaj to the Stupid People list, and name the gay films that every gay man should see.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the audio version of Mel Brooks' memoir, Patrick reviews the new Ryan Murphy series The Beauty, Tommie drools over actor Anthony Ramos, they argue over the Elephant Man's first name, call out President Trump for the attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar, add rapper Nicki Minaj to the Stupid People list, and name the gay films that every gay man should see.

]]>b9414486-d232-4452-9b4c-a0a871348bf1Wed, 04 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -040001:07:23truefull41551554In the second half of this episode, Tommie reviews the audio version of Mel Brooks' memoir, Patrick reviews the new Ryan Murphy series The Beauty, Tommie drools over actor Anthony Ramos, they argue over the Elephant Man's first name, call out President Trump for the attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar, add rapper Nicki Minaj to the Stupid People list, and name the gay films that every gay man should see.January 28, 2026 Episode 154 Part One: Delicate And DiplomaticJanuary 28, 2026 Episode 154 Part One: Delicate And DiplomaticIn the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss keeping your dog safe in the cold weather, meet the Welsh Springer Spaniel, can't believe Alan Alda is 90, celebrate the short life of the "AIDS poster boy" Bobbi Campbell, say goodbye to Uncle Floyd, travel across the border via Broadway for a Mexican Hayride, remember the Challenger space shuttle disaster, Tommie re-lives a childhood trauma, they avoid South Carolina and its measles outbreak, worry if the midterm elections are in peril, and wonder what's next after the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti at the hands of ICE. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 4.)

]]>In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss keeping your dog safe in the cold weather, meet the Welsh Springer Spaniel, can't believe Alan Alda is 90, celebrate the short life of the "AIDS poster boy" Bobbi Campbell, say goodbye to Uncle Floyd, travel across the border via Broadway for a Mexican Hayride, remember the Challenger space shuttle disaster, Tommie re-lives a childhood trauma, they avoid South Carolina and its measles outbreak, worry if the midterm elections are in peril, and wonder what's next after the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti at the hands of ICE. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 4.)

]]>d1626306-9dbc-41a6-898a-4920db86c858Fri, 30 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -040001:08:04truefull41541544In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss keeping your dog safe in the cold weather, meet the Welsh Springer Spaniel, can't believe Alan Alda is 90, celebrate the short life of the "AIDS poster boy" Bobbi Campbell, say goodbye to Uncle Floyd, travel across the border via Broadway for a Mexican Hayride, remember the Challenger space shuttle disaster, Tommie re-lives a childhood trauma, they avoid South Carolina and its measles outbreak, worry if the midterm elections are in peril, and wonder what's next after the deaths of the Renee Good and Alex Pretti at the hands of ICE. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, February 4.)January 14, 2026 Episode 153: Saint Olaf Will RiseJanuary 14, 2026 Episode 153: Saint Olaf Will RiseIn this week's return, Patrick reminds Tommie of his podcasting duties, they take a stroll with Aloka and the Buddhist monks, meet the Vizla, celebrate actress Holland Taylor and Roman general Marc Antony, say goodbye to a counterculture music hero and a forgotten pioneer of the civil rights movement, remember the time of their lives with this 1980's best-selling film soundtrack album, dress down for Dress Up Your Pet Day, review alleged U.S. war crimes in Venezuela, bet on the Supreme Court ruling against trans female athletes, review the latest authoritarian moves by President Trump, melt down over the latest ICE news, review the 1975 film Rollerball and sovereign citizen videos, lament the loss of the shared television-viewing experience, Tommie thinks the Simpsons are psychic, they review a neo-Nazi anthem adopted by the Department of Homeland Security, and name their favorite films of the 1960's.

]]>In this week's return, Patrick reminds Tommie of his podcasting duties, they take a stroll with Aloka and the Buddhist monks, meet the Vizla, celebrate actress Holland Taylor and Roman general Marc Antony, say goodbye to a counterculture music hero and a forgotten pioneer of the civil rights movement, remember the time of their lives with this 1980's best-selling film soundtrack album, dress down for Dress Up Your Pet Day, review alleged U.S. war crimes in Venezuela, bet on the Supreme Court ruling against trans female athletes, review the latest authoritarian moves by President Trump, melt down over the latest ICE news, review the 1975 film Rollerball and sovereign citizen videos, lament the loss of the shared television-viewing experience, Tommie thinks the Simpsons are psychic, they review a neo-Nazi anthem adopted by the Department of Homeland Security, and name their favorite films of the 1960's.

]]>15844fcc-bfcb-4dee-ab70-68844c0d07aaFri, 16 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -040001:43:51truefull41531534December 17, 2025 Episode 152: The Baby Jesus Had GasDecember 17, 2025 Episode 152: The Baby Jesus Had GasIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find PETA going a dog walk too far, meet the Tang dog, wish a Happy Birthday to actress Sarah Paulson, say farewell to gay actor Anthony Geary and actor/director Rob Reiner, wish a Happy Anniversary to the Simpsons, light a candle for Hanukkah, have a drink to the god Saturn, go flying with the Wright Brothers, get the latest measles update, wonder what we're actually doing with Venezuela, Tommie spends time with Queen Victoria, Patrick reviews the film Wake Up Dead Man and the latest Matt Rife comedy special, they watch President Trump score a triple in the stupidity sweepstakes, and name their favorite Christmas villains.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find PETA going a dog walk too far, meet the Tang dog, wish a Happy Birthday to actress Sarah Paulson, say farewell to gay actor Anthony Geary and actor/director Rob Reiner, wish a Happy Anniversary to the Simpsons, light a candle for Hanukkah, have a drink to the god Saturn, go flying with the Wright Brothers, get the latest measles update, wonder what we're actually doing with Venezuela, Tommie spends time with Queen Victoria, Patrick reviews the film Wake Up Dead Man and the latest Matt Rife comedy special, they watch President Trump score a triple in the stupidity sweepstakes, and name their favorite Christmas villains.

]]>6f28e910-9fcb-4c37-a24e-4e6efb8d2c58Fri, 19 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -040001:06:15truefull41521524In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find PETA going a dog walk too far, meet the Tang dog, wish a Happy Birthday to actress Sarah Paulson, say farewell to gay actor Anthony Geary and actor/director Rob Reiner, wish a Happy Anniversary to the Simpsons, light a candle for Hanukkah, have a drink to the god Saturn, go flying with the Wright Brothers, get the latest measles update, wonder what we're actually doing with Venezuela, Tommie spends time with Queen Victoria, Patrick reviews the film Wake Up Dead Man and the latest Matt Rife comedy special, they watch President Trump score a triple in the stupidity sweepstakes, and name their favorite Christmas villains.November 26, 2025 Episode 151 Part Two: Every Day Is A GiftNovember 26, 2025 Episode 151 Part Two: Every Day Is A GiftIn the second half of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, guest John J. Steele, Jr, and producer Steven discuss the recent shooting of two National Guardsmen and the travails of Senator Mark Kelly, Patrick reviews the films Weapons and the Woman In Cabin 10, they tangle over the tango, listen to Vice-President Vance's poultry preferences, lament and celebrate the resignation of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and name their favorite Tina Turner songs.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, guest John J. Steele, Jr, and producer Steven discuss the recent shooting of two National Guardsmen and the travails of Senator Mark Kelly, Patrick reviews the films Weapons and the Woman In Cabin 10, they tangle over the tango, listen to Vice-President Vance's poultry preferences, lament and celebrate the resignation of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and name their favorite Tina Turner songs.

]]>eceaf415-ca7e-4b0a-adab-1ba1db91e684Wed, 03 Dec 2025 08:00:00 -040001:16:38truefull41511514In the second half of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, guest John J. Steele, Jr, and producer Steven discuss the recent shooting of two National Guardsmen and the travails of Senator Mark Kelly, Patrick reviews the films Weapons and the Woman In Cabin 10, they tangle over the tango, listen to Vice-President Vance's poultry preferences, lament and celebrate the resignation of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and name their favorite Tina Turner songs.November 26, 2025 Episode 151 Part One: Dreaming Of Norbert WienerNovember 26, 2025 Episode 151 Part One: Dreaming Of Norbert WienerIn the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie are joined by John J. Steele, Jr., who discusses the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his directing of a local production of The Lion In Winter. The men learn about wolf DNA in dogs, meet the Saint-Usuge Spaniel, celebrate the birthdays of two gay icons and the king of the nerds, say farewell to gay German actor Udo Kier and reggae singer Jimmy Cliff, take a trip to Casablanca, learn about the 1977 broadcast interruption from the Ashtar Galactic Command, and listen to the jukebox while debating whether cheesecake is an actual cake. (Part Two will be released on December 3.)   

]]>In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie are joined by John J. Steele, Jr., who discusses the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his directing of a local production of The Lion In Winter. The men learn about wolf DNA in dogs, meet the Saint-Usuge Spaniel, celebrate the birthdays of two gay icons and the king of the nerds, say farewell to gay German actor Udo Kier and reggae singer Jimmy Cliff, take a trip to Casablanca, learn about the 1977 broadcast interruption from the Ashtar Galactic Command, and listen to the jukebox while debating whether cheesecake is an actual cake. (Part Two will be released on December 3.)   

]]>4dfba329-1954-44e0-ac07-16cceda09479Fri, 28 Nov 2025 17:30:00 -040001:21:39truefull41511514In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie are joined by John J. Steele, Jr., who discusses the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his directing of a local production of The Lion In Winter. The men learn about wolf DNA in dogs, meet the Saint-Usuge Spaniel, celebrate the birthdays of two gay icons and the king of the nerds, say farewell to gay German actor Udo Kier and reggae singer Jimmy Cliff, take a trip to Casablanca, learn about the 1977 broadcast interruption from the Ashtar Galactic Command, and listen to the jukebox while debating whether cheesecake is an actual cake. (Part Two will be released on December 3.)November 12, 2025 Episode 150: Leave Madonna Alone!November 12, 2025 Episode 150: Leave Madonna Alone!In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie (and occasionally Steven) remind listeners to keep loaded guns away from their dogs, meet the Rasteador Brasiliero, wish a Happy Birthday to McDonald's spokesperson Megan Mullally, get into the groove over Madonna's Like A Virgin album, savor a French Dip while ordering a pizza with the works (no anchovies, please), get the latest measles update, celebrate Kim Davis' loss at the Supreme Court, debate the wisdom of the Senate Democrats' latest maneuver, Tommie shivers his timbers with the porch pirates, they get into a deeper discussion of the film A House Of Dynamite, and name their favorite Madonna songs.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie (and occasionally Steven) remind listeners to keep loaded guns away from their dogs, meet the Rasteador Brasiliero, wish a Happy Birthday to McDonald's spokesperson Megan Mullally, get into the groove over Madonna's Like A Virgin album, savor a French Dip while ordering a pizza with the works (no anchovies, please), get the latest measles update, celebrate Kim Davis' loss at the Supreme Court, debate the wisdom of the Senate Democrats' latest maneuver, Tommie shivers his timbers with the porch pirates, they get into a deeper discussion of the film A House Of Dynamite, and name their favorite Madonna songs.

]]>ae7d6d48-b9ae-431b-96a7-bc4a4483438fFri, 14 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -040001:39:32truefull41501504In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie (and occasionally Steven) remind listeners to keep loaded guns away from their dogs, meet the Rasteador Brasiliero, wish a Happy Birthday to McDonald's spokesperson Megan Mullally, get into the groove over Madonna's Like A Virgin album, savor a French Dip while ordering a pizza with the works (no anchovies, please), get the latest measles update, celebrate Kim Davis' loss at the Supreme Court, debate the wisdom of the Senate Democrats' latest maneuver, Tommie shivers his timbers with the porch pirates, they get into a deeper discussion of the film House Of Dynamite, and name their favorite Madonna songs.October 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part Two: Eat A Salad!October 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part Two: Eat A Salad!In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie watch Chicago get ICE'd, debate the use of weight loss injections, Tommie reviews the new film A House Of Dynamite, Patrick reviews the 1980 haunted house film The Changeling, they discuss the controversial Netflix documentary The Perfect Neighbor, Patrick attempts to explain "6 7" to Tommie, Tommie confuses Don Johnson with Bruce Willis, they name their favorite murder mystery films, and discuss the state of men's fashion in suburbia.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie watch Chicago get ICE'd, debate the use of weight loss injections, Tommie reviews the new film A House Of Dynamite, Patrick reviews the 1980 haunted house film The Changeling, they discuss the controversial Netflix documentary The Perfect Neighbor, Patrick attempts to explain "6 7" to Tommie, Tommie confuses Don Johnson with Bruce Willis, they name their favorite murder mystery films, and discuss the state of men's fashion in suburbia.

]]>3ec8f31a-cfca-4a12-a5af-0818b6df383cWed, 05 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -040050:02truefull41491494In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie watch Chicago get ICE'd, debate the use of weight loss injections, Tommie reviews the new film A House Of Dynamite, Patrick reviews the 1980 haunted house film The Changeling, they discuss the controversial Netflix documentary The Perfect Neighbor, Patrick attempts to explain "6 7" to Tommie, Tommie confuses Don Johnson with Bruce Willis, they name their favorite murder mystery films, and discuss the state of men's fashion in suburbia.October 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part One: Blue Collar BottomOctober 29, 2025 Episode 149 Part One: Blue Collar BottomIn the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie investigate the mystery of the blue dogs of Chernobyl, meet the Pastor Garafiano, remember Fanny Brice on her birthday, Tommie sings a duet with Barbra Streisand, they say goodbye to actresses June Lockhart and Prunella Scales, get caught in The Act with Liza Minnelli, throw (kitty) litter at National Cat Day, wonder if the Supreme Court will take another look at same-sex marriage, question if President Trump is serious about running for a third term, worry if Trump will place military forces on American soil in the future, and ogle at the hot white men in the U.S. Labor Department's Soviet-style posters. (Part Two will be released on November 4.)

]]>In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie investigate the mystery of the blue dogs of Chernobyl, meet the Pastor Garafiano, remember Fanny Brice on her birthday, Tommie sings a duet with Barbra Streisand, they say goodbye to actresses June Lockhart and Prunella Scales, get caught in The Act with Liza Minnelli, throw (kitty) litter at National Cat Day, wonder if the Supreme Court will take another look at same-sex marriage, question if President Trump is serious about running for a third term, worry if Trump will place military forces on American soil in the future, and ogle at the hot white men in the U.S. Labor Department's Soviet-style posters. (Part Two will be released on November 4.)

]]>34c228f4-df9e-4c79-a8f8-1d20a7483742Fri, 31 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -040001:07:58truefull41491494In the first half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie investigate the mystery of the blue dogs of Chernobyl, meet the Pastor Garafiano, remember Fanny Brice on her birthday, Tommie sings a duet with Barbra Streisand, they say goodbye to actresses June Lockhart and Prunella Scales, get caught in The Act with Liza Minnelli, throw (kitty) litter at National Cat Day, wonder if the Supreme Court will take another look at same-sex marriage, question if President Trump is serious about running for a third term, worry if Trump will place military forces on American soil in the future, and ogle at the hot white men in the U.S. Labor Department's Soviet-style posters.October 15, 2025 Episode 148: Patti Smith Lights Up My LifeOctober 15, 2025 Episode 148: Patti Smith Lights Up My LifeIn this week's episode, Patrick issues a PSA about dogs and lithium-ion batteries, he and Tommie meet the Otterhound, bid farewell to trans activist Miss Major Griffin-Gracy and R&B singer D'Angelo, praise The Great Dictator, celebrate I Love Lucy Day, discuss the Supreme Court and the Voting Rights Act, sing the blues for a clarinet-playing protester arrested outside of an ICE facility, are shocked by the arrest of a man for posting a meme, laugh at the Young Republicans caught up in the chat scandal, mock the Congressman with a swastika on an American flag in his office, Patrick tries to explain the reasons for the government shutdown, they review Monsters: The Ed Gein Story, they name the movies that scared them, and Tommie needs a nap.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick issues a PSA about dogs and lithium-ion batteries, he and Tommie meet the Otterhound, bid farewell to trans activist Miss Major Griffin-Gracy and R&B singer D'Angelo, praise The Great Dictator, celebrate I Love Lucy Day, discuss the Supreme Court and the Voting Rights Act, sing the blues for a clarinet-playing protester arrested outside of an ICE facility, are shocked by the arrest of a man for posting a meme, laugh at the Young Republicans caught up in the chat scandal, mock the Congressman with a swastika on an American flag in his office, Patrick tries to explain the reasons for the government shutdown, they review Monsters: The Ed Gein Story, they name the movies that scared them, and Tommie needs a nap.

]]>cf87e511-871a-49c9-a2f3-f953f17e5162Fri, 17 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -040001:36:51truefull41481484In this week's episode, Patrick issues a PSA about dogs and lithium-ion batteries, he and Tommie meet the Otterhound, bid farewell to trans activist Miss Major Griffin-Gracy and R&B singer D'Angelo, praise The Great Dictator, celebrate I Love Lucy Day, discuss the Supreme Court and the Voting Rights Act, sing the blues for a clarinet-playing protester arrested outside of an ICE facility, are shocked by the arrest of a man for posting a meme, laugh at the Young Republicans caught up in the chat scandal, mock the Congressman with a swastika on an American flag in his office, Patrick tries to explain the reasons for the government shutdown, they review Monsters: The Ed Gein Story, they name the movies that scared them, and Tommie needs a nap.October 1, 2025 Episode 147 Part Two: Jesus With The Gay MenOctober 1, 2025 Episode 147 Part Two: Jesus With The Gay MenIn the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie do not lament the cancellation of gay sitcom Mid-Century Modern, Tommie reviews the 2022 Netflix series Titans: The Rise Of Hollywood, Patrick reviews Alien: Earth and the 1980 film Ordinary People, they rap about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, meet actress Tilly Norwood and discuss the effect of AI on the film industry, review the NY Times article about the financial troubles of Broadway musicals, and name the plays or musicals they'd like to direct.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie do not lament the cancellation of gay sitcom Mid-Century Modern, Tommie reviews the 2022 Netflix series Titans: The Rise Of Hollywood, Patrick reviews Alien: Earth and the 1980 film Ordinary People, they rap about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, meet actress Tilly Norwood and discuss the effect of AI on the film industry, review the NY Times article about the financial troubles of Broadway musicals, and name the plays or musicals they'd like to direct.

]]>b85f7978-e993-4a04-933c-842836db67fbWed, 08 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -040001:05:45truefull41471474In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie do not lament the cancellation of gay sitcom Mid-Century Modern, Tommie reviews the 2022 Netflix series Titans: The Rise Of Hollywood, Patrick reviews Alien: Earth and the 1980 film Ordinary People, they rap about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, meet actress Tilly Norwood and discuss the effect of AI on the film industry, review the NY Times article about the financial troubles of Broadway musicals, and name the plays or musicals they'd like to direct.October 1 2025 Episode 147 Part One: Louie Has No ChillOctober 1 2025 Episode 147 Part One: Louie Has No ChillIn the first half of this week's episode, the men go head-to-head with the New Zealand Heading Dog, salute the late President Jimmy Carter on his birthday, sing the praises of Julie Andrews, say farewell to zoologist Jane Goodall, meet the gay baseball player credited with inventing the high-five, Tommie explains the correct pronunciation of Yom Kippur, they criticize Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' lack of respect for legal precedent, look at the possible consequences of President Trump sending troops to U.S. cities, and Tommie discusses his exile from certain social media and exploration of alternatives. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, October 8.)

]]>In the first half of this week's episode, the men go head-to-head with the New Zealand Heading Dog, salute the late President Jimmy Carter on his birthday, sing the praises of Julie Andrews, say farewell to zoologist Jane Goodall, meet the gay baseball player credited with inventing the high-five, Tommie explains the correct pronunciation of Yom Kippur, they criticize Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' lack of respect for legal precedent, look at the possible consequences of President Trump sending troops to U.S. cities, and Tommie discusses his exile from certain social media and exploration of alternatives. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, October 8.)

]]>b7e21104-97d2-4ed7-be48-c0917d4f231eFri, 03 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -040059:53truefull41471474In the first half of this week's episode, the men go head-to-head with the New Zealand Heading Dog, salute the late President Jimmy Carter on his birthday, sing the praises of Julie Andrews, say farewell to zoologist Jane Goodall, meet the gay baseball player credited with inventing the high-five, Tommie explains the correct pronunciation of Yom Kippur, they criticize Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' lack of respect for legal precedent, look at the possible consequences of President Trump sending troops to U.S. cities, and Tommie discusses his exile from certain social media and exploration of alternatives. (Part Two will be released on Wednesday, October 8.)September 17, 2025 Episode 146 Part Two : I Want To See It Twice More!September 17, 2025 Episode 146 Part Two : I Want To See It Twice More!In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the shows Wednesday, Alien: Earth, and a bunch of old films he watched on YouTube, they cash out on FBI head Kash Patel, give Attorney General Pam Bondi a refresher course in the First Amendment, wonder why two queer communities lowered their flags for Charlie Kirk, name the musicals they'd like to see revived, and discuss the problem of community theatre actors not learning their lines.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the shows Wednesday, Alien: Earth, and a bunch of old films he watched on YouTube, they cash out on FBI head Kash Patel, give Attorney General Pam Bondi a refresher course in the First Amendment, wonder why two queer communities lowered their flags for Charlie Kirk, name the musicals they'd like to see revived, and discuss the problem of community theatre actors not learning their lines.

]]>fef3ab9b-a82f-4510-82c3-67487afad863Wed, 24 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -040052:18truefull41471474In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews the shows Wednesday, Alien: Earth, and a bunch of old films he watched on YouTube, they cash out on FBI head Kash Patel, give Attorney General Pam Bondi a refresher course in the First Amendment, wonder why two queer communities lowered their flags for Charlie Kirk, name the musicals they'd like to see revived, and discuss the problem of community theatre actors not learning their lines.September 17, 2025 Episode 146, Part One: Sandbox RiotSeptember 17, 2025 Episode 146, Part One: Sandbox RiotIn the first half of this week's episode, the men return from their summer break, Tommie discusses Louie's anxiety, they meet the Majorca Shepherd, remember gay actor Roddy McDowell on his birthday, celebrate the legacy of the late film icon Robert Redford, pay their respects to America's first Emperor, Tommie takes a quiz on the U.S. Constitution, they discover that cocaine is very cheap, wonder how a man from Northern Ireland was accused of being Mexican, avoid sailing near Venezuela, and discuss the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination. (Part Two of this episode will be released on Wednesday, September 24.)

]]>In the first half of this week's episode, the men return from their summer break, Tommie discusses Louie's anxiety, they meet the Majorca Shepherd, remember gay actor Roddy McDowell on his birthday, celebrate the legacy of the late film icon Robert Redford, pay their respects to America's first Emperor, Tommie takes a quiz on the U.S. Constitution, they discover that cocaine is very cheap, wonder how a man from Northern Ireland was accused of being Mexican, avoid sailing near Venezuela, and discuss the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk assassination. (Part Two of this episode will be released on Wednesday, September 24.)

]]>61c2845d-c43f-4798-8511-d11f13c1bfb2Fri, 19 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -040058:47truefull41461464June 25, 2025 Episode 145: Brighter Than Doris DayJune 25, 2025 Episode 145: Brighter Than Doris DayIn this final episode of the season, Patrick's husband Steven fills in for Tommie, they welcome their guests Rosie Collette and Cade Meier, meet the Lakeland Terrier, celebrate George Michael's birthday, discuss Benson Boone's music and media saturation, say farewell to singer Lou Christie, singer/actor Bobby Sherman, and television chef Anne Burrell, celebrate the first display of the Pride flag, listen to a Harvey Milk speech, Rosie and Cade fail a queer history test, they all go bottom-feeding with catfish, learn that sports are good for trans teens' mental health, review recent Supreme Court rulings, try to escape Alligator Alcatraz, laugh at some far-right Christianist politicians, name their favorite acting roles they would like to perform again, and say goodbye for the summer. See you in September!

]]>In this final episode of the season, Patrick's husband Steven fills in for Tommie, they welcome their guests Rosie Collette and Cade Meier, meet the Lakeland Terrier, celebrate George Michael's birthday, discuss Benson Boone's music and media saturation, say farewell to singer Lou Christie, singer/actor Bobby Sherman, and television chef Anne Burrell, celebrate the first display of the Pride flag, listen to a Harvey Milk speech, Rosie and Cade fail a queer history test, they all go bottom-feeding with catfish, learn that sports are good for trans teens' mental health, review recent Supreme Court rulings, try to escape Alligator Alcatraz, laugh at some far-right Christianist politicians, name their favorite acting roles they would like to perform again, and say goodbye for the summer. See you in September!

]]>17ed69bc-6e57-4f00-a574-4022ef1243b4Fri, 27 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -040001:43:25truefull31451453In this final episode of the season, Patrick's husband Steven fills in for Tommie, they welcome their guests Rosie Collette and Cade Meier, meet the Lakeland Terrier, celebrate George Michael's birthday, discuss Benson Boone's music and media saturation, say farewell to singer Lou Christie, singer/actor Bobby Sherman, and television chef Anne Burrell, celebrate the first display of the Pride flag, listen to a Harvey Milk speech, Rosie and Cade fail a queer history test, they all go bottom-feeding with catfish, learn that sports are good for trans teens' mental health, review recent Supreme Court rulings, try to escape Alligator Alcatraz, laugh at some far-right Christianist politicians, name their favorite acting roles they would like to perform again, and say goodbye for the summer. See you in September!June 11, 2025 Episode 144: Stupid, Stupid PeopleJune 11, 2025 Episode 144: Stupid, Stupid PeopleIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie stand up for postal workers, meet the Kangal Shepherd Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to Founding Father Joseph Warren, say goodbye to two music icons, go flying with E.T., crash and burn with Grease 2, take the day off with Ferris Bueller, clear up a misconception about German chocolate cake, celebrate a breakthrough in AIDS research, wonder how far Trump will take matters in Los Angeles and beyond, Tommie invents the word "repercupercation," Patrick reviews the film Sinners, Tommie reviews the Tony Awards, Patrick defends his statement about the musical Maybe Happy Ending, Tommie interrupts Patrick one too many times, and they name their favorite music scenes in non-musical films.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie stand up for postal workers, meet the Kangal Shepherd Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to Founding Father Joseph Warren, say goodbye to two music icons, go flying with E.T., crash and burn with Grease 2, take the day off with Ferris Bueller, clear up a misconception about German chocolate cake, celebrate a breakthrough in AIDS research, wonder how far Trump will take matters in Los Angeles and beyond, Tommie invents the word "repercupercation," Patrick reviews the film Sinners, Tommie reviews the Tony Awards, Patrick defends his statement about the musical Maybe Happy Ending, Tommie interrupts Patrick one too many times, and they name their favorite music scenes in non-musical films.

]]>3d8137dc-0041-40ea-8143-ef840357a5c2Fri, 13 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -040002:13:23truefull31441443In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie stand up for postal workers, meet the Kangal Shepherd Dog, wish a Happy Birthday Founding Father Joseph Warren, say goodbye to two music icons, go flying with E.T., crash and burn with Grease 2, take the day off with Ferris Bueller, clear up a misconception about German chocolate cake, celebrate a breakthrough in AIDS research, wonder how far Trump will take matters in Los Angeles and beyond, Tommie invents the word "repercupercation," Patrick reviews the film Sinners, Tommie reviews the Tony Awards, Patrick defends his statement about the musical Maybe Happy Ending, Tommie interrupts Patrick one too many times, and they name their favorite music scenes in non-musical films.June 4, 2025 Episode 143: Irritable Ernst SyndromeJune 4, 2025 Episode 143: Irritable Ernst SyndromeIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., Patrick talks about his vacation in Provincetown, Tommie loves the proximity of the local cannabis dispensaries, they meet the Japanese Chin, wish a Happy Birthday to gay singer/actor Sam Harris, say goodbye to actress Loretta Swit, gay Native-American actor Jonathan Joss, and gay writer Edmund White, celebrate a legendary day in music history, savor the taste of cognac while hugging a cat, learn that seniors are getting higher, John promotes the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus, Patrick and Tommie discuss the difference between anti-Semitism and opposition to the Israeli government, they watch the Navy abandon Harvey Milk, discuss the recent Patti LuPone brouhaha, think Senator Joni Ernst looks good in a cemetery, look for the parade for Title IX Month, and name their favorite cult films.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., Patrick talks about his vacation in Provincetown, Tommie loves the proximity of the local cannabis dispensaries, they meet the Japanese Chin, wish a Happy Birthday to gay singer/actor Sam Harris, say goodbye to actress Loretta Swit, gay Native-American actor Jonathan Joss, and gay writer Edmund White, celebrate a legendary day in music history, savor the taste of cognac while hugging a cat, learn that seniors are getting higher, John promotes the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus, Patrick and Tommie discuss the difference between anti-Semitism and opposition to the Israeli government, they watch the Navy abandon Harvey Milk, discuss the recent Patti LuPone brouhaha, think Senator Joni Ernst looks good in a cemetery, look for the parade for Title IX Month, and name their favorite cult films.

]]>e898c91e-eaa2-4717-8055-4f8410cd8c89Fri, 06 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -040002:14:40truefull31431433In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., Patrick talks about his vacation in Provincetown, Tommie loves the proximity of the local cannabis dispensaries, they meet the Japanese Chin, wish a Happy Birthday to gay singer/actor Sam Harris, say goodbye to actress Loretta Swit, gay Native-American actor Jonathan Joss, and gay writer Edmund White, celebrate a legendary day in music history, savor the taste of cognac while hugging a cat, learn that seniors are getting higher, John promotes the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus, Patrick and Tommie discuss the difference between anti-Semitism and opposition to the Israeli government, they watch the Navy abandon Harvey Milk, discuss the recent Patti LuPone brouhaha, think Senator Joni Ernst looks good in a cemetery, look for the parade for Title IX Month, and name their favorite cult films.May 21, 2025 Episode 142: Sit On A Happy FaceMay 21, 2025 Episode 142: Sit On A Happy FaceIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss murder mystery events, meet the Indian Spitz, remember gay activist Frank Kameny on his birthday, say, "Bye, Bye, Charles Strouse," enjoy one last beer with George "Norm" Wendt, Tommy talks everything Gypsy, they salute Clara Barton, learn the obvious about breakfast cereals, get the latest measles update, watch President Trump defy court orders, get the truth about South Africa, Patrick reviews a little known provision of Trump's "big beautiful bill," they review a Netflix docuseries about a married British couple who were also killers, listen to the Eurovision Song Contest winner, name their five favorite fictional nurses, and debate school taxes and the state of education.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss murder mystery events, meet the Indian Spitz, remember gay activist Frank Kameny on his birthday, say, "Bye, Bye, Charles Strouse," enjoy one last beer with George "Norm" Wendt, Tommy talks everything Gypsy, they salute Clara Barton, learn the obvious about breakfast cereals, get the latest measles update, watch President Trump defy court orders, get the truth about South Africa, Patrick reviews a little known provision of Trump's "big beautiful bill," they review a Netflix docuseries about a married British couple who were also killers, listen to the Eurovision Song Contest winner, name their five favorite fictional nurses, and debate school taxes and the state of education.

]]>8e83408a-99bb-4770-ab39-5108b1a37f2fFri, 23 May 2025 08:00:00 -040002:08:38truefull31421423In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss murder mystery events, meet the Indian Spitz, remember gay activist Frank Kameny on his birthday, say, "Bye, Bye, Charles Strouse," enjoy one last beer with George "Norm" Wendt, Tommy talks everything Gypsy, they salute Clara Barton, learn the obvious about breakfast cereals, get the latest measles update, watch President Trump defy court orders, get the truth about South Africa, Patrick reviews a little known provision of Trump's "big beautiful bill," they review a Netflix docuseries about a married British couple who were also killers, listen to the Eurovision Song Contest winner, name their five favorite fictional nurses, and debate school taxes and the state of education.May 7, 2025 Episode 141: Big Puffy BallsMay 7, 2025 Episode 141: Big Puffy BallsIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie growl about recent dog attacks in New York City, go hunting with the Hanover Hound, go to the ballet with Tchaikovsky, go to town with Gary Cooper, say farewell to comic actress Ruth Buzzi and singer Jill Sobule, dance the Can-Can with Cole Porter, producer Steven gives a cooking lesson on roast leg of lamb, they get a checkup on the latest measles cases, give a thumbs down to the Supreme Court upholding the ban on trans members of the armed forces, don't know how President Trump doesn't know if everyone in the U.S. is entitled to due process, savor U.S-Swedish meatball diplomacy, Tommie considers running for office, Patrick reviews the comedic mystery A Simple Favor before it disappears from Netflix, Patrick names some heroes of the week, and the men pick their favorite flowers.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie growl about recent dog attacks in New York City, go hunting with the Hanover Hound, go to the ballet with Tchaikovsky, go to town with Gary Cooper, say farewell to comic actress Ruth Buzzi and singer Jill Sobule, dance the Can-Can with Cole Porter, producer Steven gives a cooking lesson on roast leg of lamb, they get a checkup on the latest measles cases, give a thumbs down to the Supreme Court upholding the ban on trans members of the armed forces, don't know how President Trump doesn't know if everyone in the U.S. is entitled to due process, savor U.S-Swedish meatball diplomacy, Tommie considers running for office, Patrick reviews the comedic mystery A Simple Favor before it disappears from Netflix, Patrick names some heroes of the week, and the men pick their favorite flowers.

]]>9f6b7868-d850-4eeb-9972-05f9a7708aa6Fri, 09 May 2025 08:00:00 -040001:19:45truefull31411413In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie growl about recent dog attacks in New York City, go hunting with the Hanover Hound, go to the ballet with Tchaikovsky, go to town with Gary Cooper, say farewell to comic actress Ruth Buzzi and singer Jill Sobule, dance the Can-Can with Cole Porter, producer Steven gives a cooking lesson on roast leg of lamb, they get a checkup on the latest measles cases, give a thumbs down to the Supreme Court upholding the ban on trans members of the armed forces, don't know how President Trump doesn't know if everyone in the U.S. is entitled to due process, savor U.S-Swedish meatball diplomacy, Tommie considers running for office, Patrick reviews the comedic mystery A Simple Favor before it disappears from Netflix, Patrick names some heroes of the week, and the men pick their favorite flowers.April 30, 2025 Episode 140: Cardinal GibbonsApril 30, 2025 Episode 140: Cardinal GibbonsIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the capture of Valerie the runaway dachshund, meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, share a brownie with Alice B. Toklas, say goodbye to drag artist Jiggly Caliente, light a fire for Beltane, ponder how the Supreme Court will rule on the case of the first public religious charter school, review Trump's first 100 days in office, wonder if Pete Buttigieg is a bear, debate the artistic merits of the film Predator 2, Tommie loves cinematic papal conclaves, they mock the Cumberland Gap Tree vandals, and Steven joins them to name their favorite Looney Tunes characters.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the capture of Valerie the runaway dachshund, meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, share a brownie with Alice B. Toklas, say goodbye to drag artist Jiggly Caliente, light a fire for Beltane, ponder how the Supreme Court will rule on the case of the first public religious charter school, review Trump's first 100 days in office, wonder if Pete Buttigieg is a bear, debate the artistic merits of the film Predator 2, Tommie loves cinematic papal conclaves, they mock the Cumberland Gap Tree vandals, and Steven joins them to name their favorite Looney Tunes characters.

]]>f9043345-7305-45f0-a2a2-d1f1f674d378Fri, 02 May 2025 08:00:00 -040001:55:48truefull31401403In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the capture of Valerie the runaway dachshund, meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, share a brownie with Alice B. Toklas, say goodbye to drag artist Jiggly Caliente, light a fire for Beltane, ponder how the Supreme Court will rule on the case of the first public religious charter school, review Trump's first 100 days in office, wonder if Pete Buttigieg is a bear, debate the artistic merits of the film Predator 2, Tommie loves cinematic papal conclaves, they mock the Cumberland Gap Tree vandals, and Steven joins them to name their favorite Looney Tunes characters.April 23, 2025 Episode 139: Disco PopeApril 23, 2025 Episode 139: Disco PopeIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how not to lose one's dog, herd reindeer with the Finnish Lapphund, celebrate the birthdays of the world's greatest playwright and one of the worst U.S. Presidents not named Donald, mark the passing of Pope Francis and review his record on LGBTQIA issues, watch the first YouTube video, rock with the Ramones, Tommie finds a way to make sense of Harold Pinter but can't make sense of the U.S. Supreme Court, Patrick describes how we now live under a fascist government, Tommie spills the tea on the latest winner of RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the films Heretic and September 5, they chat on Signal about Stupid Person Pete Hegseth, and name their favorite Shakespeare plays.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how not to lose one's dog, herd reindeer with the Finnish Lapphund, celebrate the birthdays of the world's greatest playwright and one of the worst U.S. Presidents not named Donald, mark the passing of Pope Francis and review his record on LGBTQIA issues, watch the first YouTube video, rock with the Ramones, Tommie finds a way to make sense of Harold Pinter but can't make sense of the U.S. Supreme Court, Patrick describes how we now live under a fascist government, Tommie spills the tea on the latest winner of RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the films Heretic and September 5, they chat on Signal about Stupid Person Pete Hegseth, and name their favorite Shakespeare plays.

]]>86c52cae-8ce8-4a3b-af84-f2afe2dda598Fri, 25 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -040002:14:14truefull31391393In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how not to lose one's dog, herd reindeer with the Finnish Lapphund, celebrate the birthdays of the world's greatest playwright and one of the worst U.S. Presidents not named Donald, mark the passing of Pope Francis and review his record on LGBTQIA issues, watch the first YouTube video, rock with the Ramones, Tommie finds a way to make sense of Harold Pinter but can't make sense of the U.S. Supreme Court, Patrick describes how we now live under a fascist government, Tommie spills the tea on the latest winner of RuPaul's Drag Race, Patrick reviews the films Heretic and September 5, they chat on Signal about Stupid Person Pete Hegseth, and name their favorite Shakespeare plays.April 2, 2025 Episode 138: Ask Your Doctor For Beaujolais NouveauApril 2, 2025 Episode 138: Ask Your Doctor For Beaujolais NouveauIn this week's episode, Tommie suffers through the drama of children's theatre, he and Patrick find out the meaning of the word "cocker," ask Marvin Gaye what's going on, say goodbye to Richard Chamberlain and Val Kilmer, watch Debbie Reynolds play a singing nun, celebrate the Fleetwood Mac album Rumours, Tommie walks away from his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Patrick reviews the Insurrection Act, its possible use in the future, and a possible third term for President Trump, Tommie rants about the failure of the American experiment in democracy and a feckless Democratic Party, they review the Netflix series the Residence and the Hulu series Mid-Century Modern, mock the Signal chat group and wonder how a Florida woman violated her chihuahua, and name their favorite LGBTQIA characters from non-LGBTQIA television and film.

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie suffers through the drama of children's theatre, he and Patrick find out the meaning of the word "cocker," ask Marvin Gaye what's going on, say goodbye to Richard Chamberlain and Val Kilmer, watch Debbie Reynolds play a singing nun, celebrate the Fleetwood Mac album Rumours, Tommie walks away from his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Patrick reviews the Insurrection Act, its possible use in the future, and a possible third term for President Trump, Tommie rants about the failure of the American experiment in democracy and a feckless Democratic Party, they review the Netflix series the Residence and the Hulu series Mid-Century Modern, mock the Signal chat group and wonder how a Florida woman violated her chihuahua, and name their favorite LGBTQIA characters from non-LGBTQIA television and film.

]]>90a5ced7-79a0-4bcd-8ea0-f72442962ac6Fri, 04 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -040001:53:06truefull31381383In this week's episode, Tommie suffers through the drama of children's theatre, he and Patrick find out the meaning of the word "cocker," ask Marvin Gaye what's going on, say goodbye to Richard Chamberlain and Val Kilmer, watch Debbie Reynolds play a singing nun, celebrate the Fleetwood Mac album Rumours, Tommie walks away from his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Patrick reviews the Insurrection Act, its possible use in the future, and a possible third term for President Trump, Tommie rants about the failure of the American experiment in democracy and a feckless Democratic Party, they review the Netflix series the Residence and the Hulu series Mid-Century Modern, mock the Signal chat group and wonder how a Florida woman violated her chihuahua, and name their favorite LGBTQIA characters from non-LGBTQIA television and film.March 19, 2025 Episode 137: The Horrors Persist, But So Do IMarch 19, 2025 Episode 137: The Horrors Persist, But So Do IIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the American Kennel Club's list of the most popular dogs, meet the Danish Spitz, pass the tanning butter to late B-52's guitarist Ricky Wilson, pay tribute to the film Victoria/Victoria and Broadway musical Avenue Q, enjoy some chocolate caramel and stuffed quail in the backyard, explore the history of autopens, review the case of Mahmoud Khalil and its First Amendment implications, listen to the Voice of America go mute, Patrick calls for a constitutional convention, Tommie comes up with a new political party, Patrick reviews the horror film Longlegs and the Netflix series Adolescence, and they name their favorite B-52's songs.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the American Kennel Club's list of the most popular dogs, meet the Danish Spitz, pass the tanning butter to late B-52's guitarist Ricky Wilson, pay tribute to the film Victoria/Victoria and Broadway musical Avenue Q, enjoy some chocolate caramel and stuffed quail in the backyard, explore the history of autopens, review the case of Mahmoud Khalil and its First Amendment implications, listen to the Voice of America go mute, Patrick calls for a constitutional convention, Tommie comes up with a new political party, Patrick reviews the horror film Longlegs and the Netflix series Adolescence, and they name their favorite B-52's songs.

]]>e962e4f8-5045-4626-9292-dedaf657f447Fri, 21 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -040001:34:15truefull31371373In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the American Kennel Club's list of the most popular dogs, meet the Danish Spitz, pass the tanning butter to late B-52's guitarist Ricky Wilson, pay tribute to the film Victoria/Victoria and Broadway musical Avenue Q, enjoy some chocolate caramel and stuffed quail in the backyard, explore the history of autopens, review the case of Mahmoud Khalil and its First Amendment implications, listen to the Voice of America go mute, Tommie comes up with a new political party, Patrick reviews the horror film Longlegs and the Netflix series Adolescence, and they name their favorite B-52's songs.March 5, 2025 Episode 136: Lesbian Hyper-Feminine Pink Cowgirl with 80's UndertonesMarch 5, 2025 Episode 136: Lesbian Hyper-Feminine Pink Cowgirl with 80's UndertonesTommy sits out this episode, so Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome their friend Rosie Collette, enjoy a mush on the Iditarod, meet the Calupoh, enjoy some (Murray) Head, say farewell to singer/actor David Johansen, say bye-bye to Bring Back Birdie, mount up for Brokeback Mountain, put some cheese in their doodles, Rosie gives the men a glimpse of the lesbian life, Patrick watched Trump's speech so you didn't have to, and corrects his lies about trans people, Rosie tells the men all about Gypsy-Rose Blanchard, Patrick reviews the classic 1974 film The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, and they name their favorite famous lesbians.

]]>Tommy sits out this episode, so Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome their friend Rosie Collette, enjoy a mush on the Iditarod, meet the Calupoh, enjoy some (Murray) Head, say farewell to singer/actor David Johansen, say bye-bye to Bring Back Birdie, mount up for Brokeback Mountain, put some cheese in their doodles, Rosie gives the men a glimpse of the lesbian life, Patrick watched Trump's speech so you didn't have to, and corrects his lies about trans people, Rosie tells the men all about Gypsy-Rose Blanchard, Patrick reviews the classic 1974 film The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, and they name their favorite famous lesbians.

]]>59bb6f82-1980-4b58-8846-ee28d3e7213aFri, 07 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -040001:37:56truefull31361363Tommy sits out this episode, so Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome their friend Rosie Collette, enjoy a mush on the Iditarod, meet the Calupoh, enjoy some (Murray) Head, say farewell to singer/actor David Johansen, say bye-bye to Bring Back Birdie, mount up for Brokeback Mountain, put some cheese in their doodles, Rosie gives the men a glimpse of the lesbian life, Patrick watched Trump's speech so you didn't have to, and corrects his lies about trans people, Rosie tells the men all about Gypsy-Rose Blanchard, Patrick reviews the classic 1974 film The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three, and they name their favorite famous lesbians.February 26, 2025 Episode 135: No, Superman! Don't Do It!February 26, 2025 Episode 135: No, Superman! Don't Do It!In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie honor the Long Island student who developed a prosthetic leg for a dog, wonder if the Pope plays a musical instrument, celebrate music legends Fats Domino and Johnny Cash, mourn the loss of singers Jerry Butler and Roberta Flack, take a look at the longest-running murder-mystery on Broadway and the then-controversial film adaptation, get a thrill discussing the Michael Jackson album Thriller, chew on some pistachios, get an update on the Texas measles outbreak, review the good and bad news from the Supreme Court, Tommie declares drag queens are the ambassadors for life on earth, they enjoy a moment of schadenfreude and an omelet over lagging ticket sales at the Kennedy Center and Republican town hall meetings, review old and new films, mock the Trump voters with voter regret, and name rarely-used names they'd like to see make a comeback.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie honor the Long Island student who developed a prosthetic leg for a dog, wonder if the Pope plays a musical instrument, celebrate music legends Fats Domino and Johnny Cash, mourn the loss of singers Jerry Butler and Roberta Flack, take a look at the longest-running murder-mystery on Broadway and the then-controversial film adaptation, get a thrill discussing the Michael Jackson album Thriller, chew on some pistachios, get an update on the Texas measles outbreak, review the good and bad news from the Supreme Court, Tommie declares drag queens are the ambassadors for life on earth, they enjoy a moment of schadenfreude and an omelet over lagging ticket sales at the Kennedy Center and Republican town hall meetings, review old and new films, mock the Trump voters with voter regret, and name rarely-used names they'd like to see make a comeback.

]]>babdcaec-8200-4ad5-bf36-057005e33222Fri, 28 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -040001:52:45truefull31351353n this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie honor the Long Island student who developed a prosthetic leg for a dog, wonder if the Pope plays a musical instrument, celebrate music legends Fats Domino and Johnny Cash, mourn the loss of singers Jerry Butler and Roberta Flack, take a look at the longest-running murder-mystery on Broadway and the then-controversial film adaptation, get a thrill discussing the Michael Jackson album Thriller, chew on some pistachios, get an update on the Texas measles outbreak, review the good and bad news from the Supreme Court, Tommie declares drag queens are the ambassadors for life on earth, they enjoy a moment of schadenfreude and an omelet over lagging ticket sales at the Kennedy Center and Republican town hall meetings, review old and new films, mock the Trump voters with voter regret, and name rarely-used names they'd like to see make a comeback.February 19, 2025 Episode 134: BrokenFebruary 19, 2025 Episode 134: BrokenIn this week's episode, Patrick's spirit is broken by a series of horrible news stories from the past week, so for the sake of their sanity he and Tommie move on to dog shelters, catch the scent of a Barak Hound, salute the late Hurricane the Secret Service dog, celebrate a man who studied the stars and another who became a Warhol superstar, Tommie reveals a centuries-old, world-wide conspiracy, Tommie reviews the film Wicked, and he and Patrick name their favorite songs of hope and despair.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick's spirit is broken by a series of horrible news stories from the past week, so for the sake of their sanity he and Tommie move on to dog shelters, catch the scent of a Barak Hound, salute the late Hurricane the Secret Service dog, celebrate a man who studied the stars and another who became a Warhol superstar, Tommie reveals a centuries-old, world-wide conspiracy, Tommie reviews the film Wicked, and he and Patrick name their favorite songs of hope and despair.

]]>e9035fb2-88cd-4d3e-b70f-05da88e2c6ffFri, 21 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -040001:17:35truefull31341343In this week's episode, Patrick's spirit is broken by a series of horrible news stories from the past week, so for the sake of their sanity he and Tommie move on to dog shelters, catch the scent of a Barak Hound, salute the late Hurricane the Secret Service dog, celebrate a man who studied the stars and another who became a Warhol superstar, Tommie reveals a centuries-old, world-wide conspiracy, Tommie reviews the film Wicked, and he and Patrick name their favorite songs of hope and despair.February 12, 2025 Episode 133: A Taste Of Harry HamlinFebruary 12, 2025 Episode 133: A Taste Of Harry HamlinIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie congratulate Westminster Dog Show winner Monty, go herding with the Aidi, go ape for Charles Darwin, wrestle with Abraham Lincoln, celebrate the founding of the NAACP, remember the 1982 mainstream gay film Making Love, keep the Faith in George Michael, review the past weeks' attacks on the trans community, Tommie reviews the 1991 gay film Poison and the gay limited series Fellow Travelers, he and Patrick discuss the reactions to Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance, take a ride on a giraffe in heaven with Jesus and prophetess Donna Rigney, feud over Five Faves, Tommie wants to know how to shop without supporting supporters of fascism, and they direct a kick at the asses of (primarily gay white male) members of the "ligbitiqua community" for not addressing their own prejudices and not standing up for trans people.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie congratulate Westminster Dog Show winner Monty, go herding with the Aidi, go ape for Charles Darwin, wrestle with Abraham Lincoln, celebrate the founding of the NAACP, remember the 1982 mainstream gay film Making Love, keep the Faith in George Michael, review the past weeks' attacks on the trans community, Tommie reviews the 1991 gay film Poison and the gay limited series Fellow Travelers, he and Patrick discuss the reactions to Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance, take a ride on a giraffe in heaven with Jesus and prophetess Donna Rigney, feud over Five Faves, Tommie wants to know how to shop without supporting supporters of fascism, and they direct a kick at the asses of (primarily gay white male) members of the "ligbitiqua community" for not addressing their own prejudices and not standing up for trans people.

]]>3949cbc8-7324-416f-b139-930fba492f7cFri, 14 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -040001:50:14truefull31331333In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie congratulate Westminster Dog Show winner Monty, go herding with the Aidi, go ape for Charles Darwin, wrestle with Abraham Lincoln, celebrate the founding of the NAACP, remember the 1982 mainstream gay film Making Love, keep the Faith in George Michael, review the past weeks' attacks on the trans community, Tommie reviews the 1991 gay film Poison and the gay limited series Fellow Travelers, he and Patrick discuss the reactions to Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance, take a ride on a giraffe in heaven with Jesus and prophetess Donna Rigney, feud over Five Faves, Tommie wants to know how to shop without supporting supporters of fascism, and they direct a kick at the asses of (primarily gay white male) members of the "ligbidiqua community" for not addressing their own prejudices and not standing up for trans people.January 29, 2025 Episode 132: Where Is Everybody?January 29, 2025 Episode 132: Where Is Everybody?In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to the Father of the American Revolution, learn a little about the Sunflower State, Tommie explains his novel idea for educating children, they indulge in some Sweet Charity, lather up at Rose Royce's Car Wash, get Frito-Layed on National Corn Chip Day, learn about the ADHD increase in the U.S., watch the CDC go AWL from the WHO, watch Trump persecute trans people and indoctrinate school children against indoctrination, get ready for a spring cleaning at Guantanamo Bay, throw out their maps of the Gulf of whatever Google calls it, enjoy the taste of freedom with a Proud Boy Burger, lament Martina Navratilova's ignorance of queer history, name their favorite end-of-the-world films, and gripe about the lack of political opposition in general, and the lack of queer activism in particular.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to the Father of the American Revolution, learn a little about the Sunflower State, Tommie explains his novel idea for educating children, they indulge in some Sweet Charity, lather up at Rose Royce's Car Wash, get Frito-Layed on National Corn Chip Day, learn about the ADHD increase in the U.S., watch the CDC go AWL from the WHO, watch Trump persecute trans people and indoctrinate school children against indoctrination, get ready for a spring cleaning at Guantanamo Bay, throw out their maps of the Gulf of whatever Google calls it, enjoy the taste of freedom with a Proud Boy Burger, lament Martina Navratilova's ignorance of queer history, name their favorite end-of-the-world films, and gripe about the lack of political opposition in general, and the lack of queer activism in particular.

]]>71d6ba2e-9a6e-4850-8d82-2205d43e5216Fri, 31 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -040001:34:29truefull31321323In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to the Father of the American Revolution, learn a little about the Sunflower State, Tommie explains his novel idea for educating children, they indulge in some Sweet Charity, lather up at Rose Royce's Car Wash, get Frito-Layed on National Corn Chip Day, learn about the ADHD increase in the U.S., watch the CDC go AWL from the WHO, watch Trump persecute trans people and indoctrinate school children against indoctrination, get ready for a spring cleaning at Guantanamo Bay, throw out their maps of the Gulf of whatever Google calls it, enjoy the taste of freedom with a Proud Boy Burger, lament Martina Navratilova's ignorance of queer history, name their favorite end-of-the-world films, and gripe about the lack of political opposition in general, and the lack of queer activism in particular.January 22, 2025 Episode 131: Blue VelvetJanuary 22, 2025 Episode 131: Blue VelvetIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie engage in a follow-up discussion about dogs and cold weather, pay tribute to the films and legacy of Patrick's favorite film director David Lynch, Tommie mocks the Mad Bomber's track record, they remember Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, learn about a ketamine-based spray for depression, Patrick explains birthright citizenship, they discover there are now only two genders, do not pardon Trump's pardon of the J6 insurrectionists, say "amen" for Bishop Marian Budde acting like an actual Christian, sing Elvis songs with the Kings of Tupelo, try to figure out why Snoop Dogg did what he did, don't have to figure out what Elon Musk did, give up figuring out what the Anti-Defamation League did, Tommie gets heated about Patrick's choices for favorite "cold" films, and they gripe about their gripes.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie engage in a follow-up discussion about dogs and cold weather, pay tribute to the films and legacy of Patrick's favorite film director David Lynch, Tommie mocks the Mad Bomber's track record, they remember Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In, learn about a ketamine-based spray for depression, Patrick explains birthright citizenship, they discover there are now only two genders, do not pardon Trump's pardon of the J6 insurrectionists, say "amen" for Bishop Marian Budde acting like an actual Christian, sing Elvis songs with the Kings of Tupelo, try to figure out why Snoop Dogg did what he did, don't have to figure out what Elon Musk did, give up figuring out what the Anti-Defamation League did, Tommie gets heated about Patrick's choices for favorite "cold" films, and they gripe about their gripes.

]]>ecdbb685-e84d-48a5-aae3-d0f87efe797dFri, 24 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -040001:59:29truefull31311313January 15 2025 Episode 130: Free LuigiJanuary 15 2025 Episode 130: Free LuigiIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate pet reunions and search-and-rescue dogs during the California fires, salute Martin Luther King, Jr. on his actual birthday, say farewell to "Soul Man" Sam Moore, review the unsolved murder of the Black Dahlia, wish a happy anniversary to the TV sitcom Happy Days, enjoy a good shmear on National Bagel Day, learn that alcohol is bad for your health, read Jack Smith's report on Donald Trump's crimes, Tommie advocates for the overthrow of our capitalist overlords, they learn that DEI caused the California fires, complain about the bitterly cold weather, and name their favorite hats.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate pet reunions and search-and-rescue dogs during the California fires, salute Martin Luther King, Jr. on his actual birthday, say farewell to "Soul Man" Sam Moore, review the unsolved murder of the Black Dahlia, wish a happy anniversary to the TV sitcom Happy Days, enjoy a good shmear on National Bagel Day, learn that alcohol is bad for your health, read Jack Smith's report on Donald Trump's crimes, Tommie advocates for the overthrow of our capitalist overlords, they learn that DEI caused the California fires, complain about the bitterly cold weather, and name their favorite hats.

]]>fea579e9-4de9-4dd3-8eb1-f849022dc566Fri, 17 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -040001:37:03truefull31301303In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate pet reunions and search-and-rescue dogs during the California fires, salute Martin Luther King, Jr. on his actual birthday, say farewell to "Soul Man" Sam Moore, review the unsolved murder of the Black Dahlia, wish a happy anniversary to the TV sitcom Happy Days, enjoy a good shmear on National Bagel Day, learn that alcohol is bad for your health, read Jack Smith's report on Donald Trump's crimes, Tommie advocates for the overthrow of our capitalist overlords, they learn that DEI caused the California fires, complain about the bitterly cold weather, and name their favorite hats.January 8, 2025 Episode 129: Amusing And ChasteJanuary 8, 2025 Episode 129: Amusing And ChasteIn this week's elongated episode, Patrick and Tommie debate the issue of leaving one's dog in a car, go herding with the Welsh Sheepdog, Tommie extols the people of Wales, they celebrate a lot of birthdays (including a singer from Wales), Tommie explains the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, Tommie spills the tea on the death of The Vivienne, Patrick gives tips for winter skin relief, they dispel misinformation about gender-affirming medications for youths, mock the Supreme Court's request for respect, watch Musk stick his nose into European politics, explain Meta's descent into the social media mud, prepare for the coming American Empire, plan a vacation on the Gulf of America, and, in honor of his birthday, name their favorite David Bowie songs.

]]>In this week's elongated episode, Patrick and Tommie debate the issue of leaving one's dog in a car, go herding with the Welsh Sheepdog, Tommie extols the people of Wales, they celebrate a lot of birthdays (including a singer from Wales), Tommie explains the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, Tommie spills the tea on the death of The Vivienne, Patrick gives tips for winter skin relief, they dispel misinformation about gender-affirming medications for youths, mock the Supreme Court's request for respect, watch Musk stick his nose into European politics, explain Meta's descent into the social media mud, prepare for the coming American Empire, plan a vacation on the Gulf of America, and, in honor of his birthday, name their favorite David Bowie songs.

]]>55e12d67-0936-471a-84c0-5b05a275356cFri, 10 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -040002:03:39truefull31291293In this week's elongated episode, Patrick and Tommie debate the issue of leaving one's dog in a car, go herding with the Welsh Sheepdog, Tommie extols the people of Wales, they celebrate a lot of birthdays (including a singer from Wales), Tommie explains the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, Tommie spills the tea on the death of The Vivienne, Patrick gives tips for winter skin relief, they dispel misinformation about gender-affirming medications for youths, mock the Supreme Court's request for respect, watch Musk stick his nose into European politics, explain Meta's descent into the social media mud, prepare for the coming American Empire, plan a vacation on the Gulf of America, and, in honor of his birthday, name their favorite David Bowie songs.December 18, 2024 Episode 128: Happy Arbor Day!December 18, 2024 Episode 128: Happy Arbor Day!In this week's final episode of 2024, Patrick and Tommie meet the Villano De Las Encartaciones, honor the legacies of two icons on their birthday, review the 21st century "controversy" over the Nutcracker, celebrate the original airing of a Seussian Christmas special, wonder how Katherine Hepburn starred in a Broadway musical, dine on roast suckling pig while tossing some twins, lock up their air fryers, watch the parade of Trump butt-kissers, drone on about the drone conspiracies, list their favorite portrayals of Jesus, Patrick complains about the lack of artistry in outdoor Christmas decorations, and Tommie gripes about Christmas in general.

]]>In this week's final episode of 2024, Patrick and Tommie meet the Villano De Las Encartaciones, honor the legacies of two icons on their birthday, review the 21st century "controversy" over the Nutcracker, celebrate the original airing of a Seussian Christmas special, wonder how Katherine Hepburn starred in a Broadway musical, dine on roast suckling pig while tossing some twins, lock up their air fryers, watch the parade of Trump butt-kissers, drone on about the drone conspiracies, list their favorite portrayals of Jesus, Patrick complains about the lack of artistry in outdoor Christmas decorations, and Tommie gripes about Christmas in general.

]]>3087a996-c6bf-42af-9222-56ae65dac390Fri, 20 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -040001:47:36truefull31281283December 11, 2024 Episode 127: Julie Andrews' Tongue ActionDecember 11, 2024 Episode 127: Julie Andrews' Tongue ActionIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Christmas plays, meet the Tamaskan dog, rock around the Xmas tree with Brenda Lee, say farewell to actor Michael Cole and mentalist the Amazing Kreskin, Tommie teaches Patrick about "the four quarters," they look at the death of singer Sam Cooke, watch Walter Kronkite get zapped, Tommie says he ain't got time for stretching, they learn of the health benefits of dark chocolate, celebrate an Alabama Pride group winning the right to march in a holiday parade, say goodbye and good riddance to Syria's Bashar Assad, Tommie overdoses on RuPaul, they laugh about comedians on YouTube, discuss the CEO killer, the media coverage, and what happens next, pop Elon Musk's bubble, and name their favorite television and film Santas.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Christmas plays, meet the Tamaskan dog, rock around the Xmas tree with Brenda Lee, say farewell to actor Michael Cole and mentalist the Amazing Kreskin, Tommie teaches Patrick about "the four quarters," they look at the death of singer Sam Cooke, watch Walter Kronkite get zapped, Tommie says he ain't got time for stretching, they learn of the health benefits of dark chocolate, celebrate an Alabama Pride group winning the right to march in a holiday parade, say goodbye and good riddance to Syria's Bashar Assad, Tommie overdoses on RuPaul, they laugh about comedians on YouTube, discuss the CEO killer, the media coverage, and what happens next, pop Elon Musk's bubble, and name their favorite television and film Santas.

]]>dfe34fda-2707-4d79-b867-bd6c1f3033c9Fri, 13 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -040001:42:55truefull31271273In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Christmas plays, meet the Tamaskan dog, rock around the Xmas tree with Brenda Lee, say farewell to actor Michael Cole and mentalist the Amazing Kreskin, Tommie teaches Patrick about "the four quarters," they look at the death of singer Sam Cooke, watch Walter Kronkite get zapped, Tommie says he ain't got time for stretching, they learn of the health benefits of dark chocolate, celebrate an Alabama Pride group winning the right to march in a holiday parade, say goodbye and good riddance to Syria's Bashar Assad, Tommie overdoses on RuPaul, they laugh about comedians on YouTube, discuss the CEO killer, the media coverage, and what happens next, pop Elon Musk's bubble, and name their favorite television and film Santas.November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part Two: Calm Down, Take A Breath, Eat A CookieNovember 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part Two: Calm Down, Take A Breath, Eat A CookieIn the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discover that Nazis marching somewhere in America is becoming a weekly thing, watch Oklahoma's education superintendent pray for the President-elect, learn that House Speaker Johnson would prefer a trans woman join him in the men's room, go down YouTube rabbit holes, lament the closing of the musical The Eyes Of Tammy Faye, laugh at McDonald's fan RFK, Jr. and friend of escorts Matt Gaetz, and are joined by Steven as they name their favorite film quotes.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discover that Nazis marching somewhere in America is becoming a weekly thing, watch Oklahoma's education superintendent pray for the President-elect, learn that House Speaker Johnson would prefer a trans woman join him in the men's room, go down YouTube rabbit holes, lament the closing of the musical The Eyes Of Tammy Faye, laugh at McDonald's fan RFK, Jr. and friend of escorts Matt Gaetz, and are joined by Steven as they name their favorite film quotes.

]]>e6090098-f025-4d06-9d29-1bd8f7335731Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -040047:22truefull31261263In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie discover that Nazis marching somewhere in America is becoming a weekly thing, watch Oklahoma's education superintendent pray for the President-elect, learn that House Speaker Johnson would prefer a trans woman join him in the men's room, go down YouTube rabbit holes, lament the closing of the musical The Eyes Of Tammy Faye, laugh at McDonald's fan RFK, Jr. and friend of escorts Matt Gaetz, and are joined by Steven as they name their favorite film quotes.November 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part 1: Call Me SpudNovember 20, 2024 Episode 126 Part 1: Call Me SpudIn the first half of this week's episode, Tommie prepares for his post-Gypsy demise, he and Patrick discover the first dog-friendly cruise, go herding with the Saint Miguel Cattle Dog, celebrate President Biden's birthday, say goodbye to gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi, review the sex arrest that led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling, observe the Transgender Day of Remembrance, wish they could send Dr. Oz to the Emerald City, take a crap on Ohio's anti-trans bathroom bill, and Steven comes to rescue Tommie from Patrick's growing frustration. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, November 27.)

]]>In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie prepares for his post-Gypsy demise, he and Patrick discover the first dog-friendly cruise, go herding with the Saint Miguel Cattle Dog, celebrate President Biden's birthday, say goodbye to gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi, review the sex arrest that led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling, observe the Transgender Day of Remembrance, wish they could send Dr. Oz to the Emerald City, take a crap on Ohio's anti-trans bathroom bill, and Steven comes to rescue Tommie from Patrick's growing frustration. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, November 27.)

]]>4b59f26f-cb6d-4723-98ed-8671c73de5baFri, 22 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -040058:01truefull31261263In the first half of this week's episode, Tommie prepares for his post-Gypsy demise, he and Patrick discover the first dog-friendly cruise, go herding with the Saint Miguel Cattle Dog, celebrate President Biden's birthday, say goodbye to gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi, review the sex arrest that led to a landmark Supreme Court ruling, observe the Transgender Day of Remembrance, wish they could send Dr. Oz to the Emerald City, take a crap on Ohio's anti-trans bathroom bill, and Steven comes to rescue Tommie from Patrick's growing frustration. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, November 27.)November 13, 2024 Episode 125: Tarzan's LegsNovember 13, 2024 Episode 125: Tarzan's LegsIn this week's episode, Tommie mocks Patrick's loungewear, they warn listeners to keep their cannabis away from their dogs, go running with the Rampur Greyhound, celebrate the birthday of the greatest American actor of the 19th century, get animated over the film Fantasia, laugh about one of the 1970's funniest TV comedies, Tommie comes to the defense of Charlie's Angels, they pay tribute to two Elton John musicals, Tommie recalls his unique view of Broadway's Tarzan, they discover Indian pudding, debate what is the proper amount of time to sit on the toilet, review Trump's Cabinet nominees, Tommie vents his frustration with the election and the voters, Patrick reviews the Little Foxes, they say "too bad" to Trump voters with buyer's remorse, and name their favorite non-fiction writers.

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie mocks Patrick's loungewear, they warn listeners to keep their cannabis away from their dogs, go running with the Rampur Greyhound, celebrate the birthday of the greatest American actor of the 19th century, get animated over the film Fantasia, laugh about one of the 1970's funniest TV comedies, Tommie comes to the defense of Charlie's Angels, they pay tribute to two Elton John musicals, Tommie recalls his unique view of Broadway's Tarzan, they discover Indian pudding, debate what is the proper amount of time to sit on the toilet, review Trump's Cabinet nominees, Tommie vents his frustration with the election and the voters, Patrick reviews the Little Foxes, they say "too bad" to Trump voters with buyer's remorse, and name their favorite non-fiction writers.

]]>94ef5373-2337-4950-a7b7-b99644f29156Fri, 15 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -040001:44:03truefull31251253In this week's episode, Tommie mocks Patrick's loungewear, they warn listeners to keep their cannabis away from their dogs, go running with the Rampur Greyhound, celebrate the birthday of the greatest American actor of the 19th century, get animated over the film Fantasia, laugh about one of the 1970's funniest comedies, Tommie comes to the defense of Charlie's Angels, they pay tribute to two Elton John musicals, Tommie recalls his unique view of Broadway's Tarzan, they discover Indian pudding, debate what is the proper amount of time to sit on the toilet, review Trump's Cabinet nominees, Tommie vents his frustration with the election and the voters, Patrick reviews the Little Foxes, they say "too bad" to Trump voters with buyer's remorse, and name their favorite non-fiction writers.November 6, 2024 Episode 124: The Joy Of SaxNovember 6, 2024 Episode 124: The Joy Of SaxIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Papillon, wish a Happy Birthday to actor/singer Michael Cerveris, Tommie learns about "Bo and Yang," they mourn the loss of music industry legend Quincy Jones and the cruel demise of Peanut the squirrel, they continue their debate over the series Grotesquerie, Patrick finally watches the classic film Vertigo and the Charles Busch film The Sixth Reel, and Tommie neglects his duties while Patrick celebrates National Sax Day by naming his favorite songs featuring the saxophone.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Papillon, wish a Happy Birthday to actor/singer Michael Cerveris, Tommie learns about "Bo and Yang," they mourn the loss of music industry legend Quincy Jones and the cruel demise of Peanut the squirrel, they continue their debate over the series Grotesquerie, Patrick finally watches the classic film Vertigo and the Charles Busch film The Sixth Reel, and Tommie neglects his duties while Patrick celebrates National Sax Day by naming his favorite songs featuring the saxophone.

]]>44fea9f2-9924-4c7e-b201-04372f66f2baFri, 08 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -040001:14:31truefull31241243In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Papillon, wish a Happy Birthday to actor/singer Michael Cerveris, Tommie learns about "Bo and Yang," they mourn the loss of music industry legend Quincy Jones and the cruel demise of Peanut the squirrel, they continue their debate over the series Grotesquerie, Patrick finally watches the classic film Vertigo and the Charles Busch film The Sixth Reel, and Tommie neglects his duties while Patrick celebrates National Sax Day by naming his favorite songs featuring the saxophone.October 30, 2024 Episode 123 Part 2: Death At The MikadoOctober 30, 2024 Episode 123 Part 2: Death At The MikadoIn Part 2 of this episode, Patrick urges Tommie to keep watching Grotesquerie despite the lead character, Tommie sings the praises of the Lin-Manuel Miranda album of his musical the Warriors (Patrick, not so much), Patrick reviews a new serial killer movie and a new serial killer documentary, they learn that the word of the week was "garbage," name their favorite non-human film monsters, Tommie learns how to do the iTunes shuffle, and Patrick can't wait for the election to be over.

]]>In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick urges Tommie to keep watching Grotesquerie despite the lead character, Tommie sings the praises of the Lin-Manuel Miranda album of his musical the Warriors (Patrick, not so much), Patrick reviews a new serial killer movie and a new serial killer documentary, they learn that the word of the week was "garbage," name their favorite non-human film monsters, Tommie learns how to do the iTunes shuffle, and Patrick can't wait for the election to be over.

]]>a31461ee-bf97-4fba-96e4-599ca940dc59Mon, 04 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -040046:05truefull33In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick urges Tommie to keep watching Grotesquerie despite the lead character, Tommie sings the praises of the Lin-Manuel Miranda album of his musical the Warriors (Patrick, not so much), Patrick reviews a new serial killer movie and a new serial killer documentary, they learn that the word of the week was "garbage," name their favorite non-human film monsters, Tommie learns how to do the iTunes shuffle, and Patrick can't wait for the election to be over.October 30, 2024 Episode 123 Part 1: InnuendoOctober 30, 2024 Episode 123 Part 1: InnuendoIn the first half of this episode, Tommie praises the local cannabis dispensaries, Patrick reports why dogs lick us, they meet the Olde English Bulldogge, wish a Happy Birthday to President John Adams and actress Ruth Gordon, pay their respects to Grateful Dead bass guitarist Phil Lesh and actress Terri Garr, praise the genius of Orson Welles and the War of the Worlds, wonder why there isn't a song called Tsar Bomba, look at the scandalous death of closeted silent film star Ramon Novarro, get Wicked, remind people to get their vaccinations, review the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 and why it's important now, walk through the garbage of the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden, and make an official endorsement.

]]>In the first half of this episode, Tommie praises the local cannabis dispensaries, Patrick reports why dogs lick us, they meet the Olde English Bulldogge, wish a Happy Birthday to President John Adams and actress Ruth Gordon, pay their respects to Grateful Dead bass guitarist Phil Lesh and actress Terri Garr, praise the genius of Orson Welles and the War of the Worlds, wonder why there isn't a song called Tsar Bomba, look at the scandalous death of closeted silent film star Ramon Novarro, get Wicked, remind people to get their vaccinations, review the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 and why it's important now, walk through the garbage of the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden, and make an official endorsement.

]]>4120122a-51c6-4d3f-a735-78c95646ff1aFri, 01 Nov 2024 08:00:00 -040001:12:08truefull31231233In the first half of this episode, Tommie praises the local cannabis dispensaries, Patrick reports why dogs lick us, they meet the Olde English Bulldogge, wish a Happy Birthday to President John Adams and actress Ruth Gordon, pay their respects to Grateful Dead bass guitarist Phil Lesh and actress Terri Garr, praise the genius of Orson Welles and the War of the Worlds, wonder why there isn't a song called Tsar Bomba, look at the scandalous death of closeted silent film star Ramon Novarro, get Wicked, remind people to get their vaccinations, review the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 and why it's important now, walk through the garbage of the Trump rally at Madison Square Garden, and make an official endorsement.We're Sorry!We're Sorry!Sorry, no new episode this week! We'll be recording a new episode on October 30. Please forgive us!

]]>Sorry, no new episode this week! We'll be recording a new episode on October 30. Please forgive us!

]]>4e156e7c-a45f-421d-be4f-12fbf6bac6c3Fri, 18 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -040001:20truetrailerSorry, no new episode this week! We'll be recording a new episode on October 30. Please forgive us!October 9, 2024 Episode 122: Kiss Kiss KissOctober 9, 2024 Episode 122: Kiss Kiss KissIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie applaud a dog named Gita, yodel with the New Guinea Singing Hound, remember John Lennon and Marin Mazzie on their birthday, get chill over The Iceman Cometh, share some moldy cheese with Leif Erickson, find Trump's statements about immigrants and genes a little too Nazi for their taste, rescue the truth about FEMA's hurricane relief, Patrick reviews the new Francis Ford Coppola film Megalopolis, they aim their Jewish space lasers at Marjorie Taylor Greene's weather control claims, and name their favorite John Lennon songs (well, Patrick does anyway).

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie applaud a dog named Gita, yodel with the New Guinea Singing Hound, remember John Lennon and Marin Mazzie on their birthday, get chill over The Iceman Cometh, share some moldy cheese with Leif Erickson, find Trump's statements about immigrants and genes a little too Nazi for their taste, rescue the truth about FEMA's hurricane relief, Patrick reviews the new Francis Ford Coppola film Megalopolis, they aim their Jewish space lasers at Marjorie Taylor Greene's weather control claims, and name their favorite John Lennon songs (well, Patrick does anyway).

]]>3eaa1db2-d4c4-4ec6-b622-4513e455daa9Fri, 11 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -040001:05:51truefull31221223In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie applaud a dog named Gita, yodel with the New Guinea Singing Hound, remember John Lennon and Marin Mazzie on their birthday, get chill over The Iceman Cometh, share some moldy cheese with Leif Erickson, find Trump's statements about immigrants and genes a little too Nazi for their taste, rescue the truth about FEMA's hurricane relief, Patrick reviews the new Francis Ford Coppola film Megalopolis, they aim their Jewish space lasers at Marjorie Taylor Greene's weather control claims, and name their favorite John Lennon songs (well, Patrick does anyway).October 2, 2024 Episode 121: Colin Farrell's Feral HotnessOctober 2, 2024 Episode 121: Colin Farrell's Feral HotnessIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie try to keep up with the Mahratta Hound, Patrick almost performs surgery on himself, Tommie thinks the Nat Turner Rebellion was a jazz band, they wish a Happy Birthday to Mahatma Gandhi and Groucho Marx, mourn the loss of too many celebrities in one week, go plant shopping at the Little Shop of Horrors, Tommie avoids the Twilight Zone, they blow the shofar for Rosh Hashanah, debate the vice-presidential debate, take a peak in prosecutor Jack Smith's briefs, Tommie reviews the Menendez Brothers series, Patrick reviews the Penguin, they name their favorite conspiracy theories, Tommie complains about a bad customer, and Patrick gripes about being ghosted.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie try to keep up with the Mahratta Hound, Patrick almost performs surgery on himself, Tommie thinks the Nat Turner Rebellion was a jazz band, they wish a Happy Birthday to Mahatma Gandhi and Groucho Marx, mourn the loss of too many celebrities in one week, go plant shopping at the Little Shop of Horrors, Tommie avoids the Twilight Zone, they blow the shofar for Rosh Hashanah, debate the vice-presidential debate, take a peak in prosecutor Jack Smith's briefs, Tommie reviews the Menendez Brothers series, Patrick reviews the Penguin, they name their favorite conspiracy theories, Tommie complains about a bad customer, and Patrick gripes about being ghosted.

]]>ba4850ef-b29c-456b-be0b-f589e35200adFri, 04 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -040001:27:44truefull31211213In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie try to keep up with the Mahratta Hound, Patrick almost performs surgery on himself, Tommie thinks the Nat Turner Rebellion was a jazz band, they wish a Happy Birthday to Mahatma Gandhi and Groucho Marx, mourn the loss of too many celebrities in one week, go plant shopping at the Little Shop of Horrors, Tommie avoids the Twilight Zone, they blow the shofar for Rosh Hashanah, debate the vice-presidential debate, take a peak in prosecutor Jack Smith's briefs, Tommie reviews the Menendez Brothers series, Patrick reviews the Penguin, they name their favorite conspiracy theories, Tommie complains about a bad customer, and Patrick gripes about being ghosted.September 18, 2024 Episode 120: Rock 'n' HoleSeptember 18, 2024 Episode 120: Rock 'n' HoleIn the first episode of their third season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, reminisce about outdoor theatre experiences, get triggered by trigger warnings, lie down with the Lai dog, dance with choreographer Agnes De Mille, avoid Hollywood legend Greta Garbo, say ta-ta to Tito Jackson, have a late supper at Tiffany's, celebrate the great bad film that ruined Faye Dunaway's career, enjoy a cheeseburger, look at more Supreme Court shenanigans, Tommie raises a conspiracy theory, they set the hounds loose on the idiots attacking Springfield, Ohio, and name their favorite dogs from film and television.

]]>In the first episode of their third season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, reminisce about outdoor theatre experiences, get triggered by trigger warnings, lie down with the Lai dog, dance with choreographer Agnes De Mille, avoid Hollywood legend Greta Garbo, say ta-ta to Tito Jackson, have a late supper at Tiffany's, celebrate the great bad film that ruined Faye Dunaway's career, enjoy a cheeseburger, look at more Supreme Court shenanigans, Tommie raises a conspiracy theory, they set the hounds loose on the idiots attacking Springfield, Ohio, and name their favorite dogs from film and television.

]]>99d7bce4-fcbe-4413-b880-2d359175085bFri, 20 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -040001:34:41truefull31201203In the first episode of their third season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, reminisce about outdoor theatre experiences, get triggered by trigger warnings, lie down with the Lai dog, dance with choreographer Agnes De Mille, avoid Hollywood legend Greta Garbo, say ta-ta to Tito Jackson, have a late supper at Tiffany's, celebrate the great bad film that ruined Faye Dunaway's career, enjoy a cheeseburger, look at more Supreme Court shenanigans, Tommie raises a conspiracy theory, they set the hounds loose on the idiots attacking Springfield, Ohio, and name their favorite dogs from film and television.June 26 2024 Episode 119: Do Ya Wanna Funk?June 26 2024 Episode 119: Do Ya Wanna Funk?In this final episode of their second season, Tommie, Patrick, and his husband/producer Steven say goodbye to Kevin, the world's tallest dog, go sledding with the Kamchatka Sled Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to gay actor Sean Hayes, pay their respects to late actor Donald Sutherland, celebrate Equality Day, eat chocolate pudding, learn more than they ever wanted to know about coconuts, take a Pride trivia quiz, celebrate the pardon of LGBT veterans, cry foul at the Nassau County ban against trans women athletes, look at the effect of the Texas abortion ban, wonder how a corrupt Supreme Court can rule on anti-corruption laws, review the fourth season of The Boys, laugh at Donald Trump and Beth Bourne, and name their favorite Pride songs. See you in September!

]]>In this final episode of their second season, Tommie, Patrick, and his husband/producer Steven say goodbye to Kevin, the world's tallest dog, go sledding with the Kamchatka Sled Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to gay actor Sean Hayes, pay their respects to late actor Donald Sutherland, celebrate Equality Day, eat chocolate pudding, learn more than they ever wanted to know about coconuts, take a Pride trivia quiz, celebrate the pardon of LGBT veterans, cry foul at the Nassau County ban against trans women athletes, look at the effect of the Texas abortion ban, wonder how a corrupt Supreme Court can rule on anti-corruption laws, review the fourth season of The Boys, laugh at Donald Trump and Beth Bourne, and name their favorite Pride songs. See you in September!

]]>72af926d-fbae-4a7f-b24e-f190f89e6144Fri, 28 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -040002:06:56truefull21191192In this final episode of their second season, Tommie, Patrick, and his husband/producer Steven say goodbye to Kevin, the world's tallest dog, go sledding with the Kamchatka Sled Dog, wish a Happy Birthday to gay actor Sean Hayes, pay their respects to late actor Donald Sutherland, celebrate Equality Day, eat chocolate pudding, learn more than they ever wanted to know about coconuts, take a Pride trivia quiz, celebrate the pardon of LGBT veterans, cry foul at the Nassau County ban against trans women athletes, look at the effect of the Texas abortion ban, wonder how a corrupt Supreme Court can rule on anti-corruption laws, review the fourth season of The Boys, laugh at Donald Trump and Beth Bourne, and name their favorite Pride songs. See you in September!June 12, 2024 Episode 118, Part 2: Eating Lunch NakedJune 12, 2024 Episode 118, Part 2: Eating Lunch NakedIn the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews an old Miss Marple murder mystery movie, cheers on the killer shark in the Netflix film Under Paris, adores Glen Roberts in the film the Hitman, he and Tommie ponder the age-old question of Battery vs. Trump vs. Shark, name their favorite LGBTQIA writers, Tommie gripes about lawn signs, and Patrick gripes about certain gay men griping about trans and non-binary people.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews an old Miss Marple murder mystery movie, cheers on the killer shark in the Netflix film Under Paris, adores Glen Roberts in the film the Hitman, he and Tommie ponder the age-old question of Battery vs. Trump vs. Shark, name their favorite LGBTQIA writers, Tommie gripes about lawn signs, and Patrick gripes about certain gay men griping about trans and non-binary people.

]]>f2cf85b7-7d5c-49c5-962e-927e8a114696Fri, 21 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -040045:55truefull21181182In the second half of this episode, Patrick reviews an old Miss Marple murder mystery movie, cheers on the killer shark in the Netflix film Under Paris, adores Glen Roberts in the film the Hitman, he and Tommie ponder the age-old question of Battery vs. Trump vs. Shark, name their favorite LGBTQIA writers, Tommie gripes about lawn signs, and Patrick gripes about certain gay men griping about trans and non-binary people.June 12, 2024 Episode 118, Part 1: I Know You Are, But What Am I?June 12, 2024 Episode 118, Part 1: I Know You Are, But What Am I?In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Tommie's kidney stones and Patrick's PET scan, celebrate a dog named Blue, meet the Jamthund, remember Anne Frank, debate Jim Nabor's singing, Tommie finds the humor of Canada dry, they pay their respects to trans computer science pioneer Lynn Conway, sadly remember the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting, celebrate Loving Day, review a federal judge's ruling overturning Florida's ban on medical care for trans children, hold Congress in contempt for holding Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt, and Tommie thinks the Earth will survive humanity. (Part 2 will be released next week.)

]]>In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Tommie's kidney stones and Patrick's PET scan, celebrate a dog named Blue, meet the Jamthund, remember Anne Frank, debate Jim Nabor's singing, Tommie finds the humor of Canada dry, they pay their respects to trans computer science pioneer Lynn Conway, sadly remember the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting, celebrate Loving Day, review a federal judge's ruling overturning Florida's ban on medical care for trans children, hold Congress in contempt for holding Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt, and Tommie thinks the Earth will survive humanity. (Part 2 will be released next week.)

]]>2a7d9ab5-16d2-454b-a477-19194500ea2aFri, 14 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -040001:03:02truefull21181182In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Tommie's kidney stones and Patrick's PET scan, celebrate a dog named Blue, meet the Jamthund, remember Anne Frank, debate Jim Nabor's singing, Tommie finds the humor of Canada dry, they pay their respects to trans computer science pioneer Lynn Conway, sadly remember the anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting, celebrate Loving Day, review a federal judge's ruling overturning Florida's ban on medical care for trans children, hold Congress in contempt for holding Attorney General Merrick Garland in contempt, and Tommie thinks the Earth will survive humanity. (Part 2 will be released next week.)June 5, 2024 Episode 117: Eating RavioliJune 5, 2024 Episode 117: Eating RavioliIn this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back Indiana Johnson and Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who make a big announcement, plus they celebrate the Long Island Roller Rebels' victory in court, meet the Indian pariah dog, discuss delicious pet names, wish a Happy Birthday to gay poet Federico Garcia Lorca and performance artist Laurie Anderson, say goodbye to one of the last members of Hollywood's Golden Age, watch Elvis Presley cause a scandal, order some fries for National Ketchup Day, take a swig for National Moonshine Day, look at the aftermath of the Trump criminal trial verdict, wonder if Congressman Byron Daniels knows what "Jim Crow" means, and name their favorite 21st century queer films.

]]>In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back Indiana Johnson and Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who make a big announcement, plus they celebrate the Long Island Roller Rebels' victory in court, meet the Indian pariah dog, discuss delicious pet names, wish a Happy Birthday to gay poet Federico Garcia Lorca and performance artist Laurie Anderson, say goodbye to one of the last members of Hollywood's Golden Age, watch Elvis Presley cause a scandal, order some fries for National Ketchup Day, take a swig for National Moonshine Day, look at the aftermath of the Trump criminal trial verdict, wonder if Congressman Byron Daniels knows what "Jim Crow" means, and name their favorite 21st century queer films.

]]>bbc8b31c-20a4-419f-bcf0-df42df4fefd8Fri, 07 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -040001:45:03truefull21171172In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back Indiana Johnson and Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who make a big announcement, plus they celebrate the Long Island Roller Rebels' victory in court, meet the Indian pariah dog, discuss delicious pet names, wish a Happy Birthday to gay poet Federico Garcia Lorca and performance artist Laurie Anderson, say goodbye to one of the last members of Hollywood's Golden Age, watch Elvis Presley cause a scandal, order some fries for National Ketchup Day, take a swig for National Moonshine Day, look at the aftermath of the Trump criminal trial verdict, wonder if Congressman Byron Daniels knows what "Jim Crow" means, and name their favorite 21st century queer films.May 15, 2024 Episode 116, Part 2: AthaleteMay 15, 2024 Episode 116, Part 2: AthaletePatrick and Tommie return with John J. Steele, Jr. in the second half of this episode, where they get schooled on Virginia re-naming schools after Confederate generals, lament the death of George Cooper on Young Sheldon, review a couple of films, Tommie gets indignant with Ru Paul, they laugh at Trump's praise of Hannibal Lecter and stupid football players saying stupid things, name their favorite fictional policemen, John gripes about clickbait, Tommie complains about his neighbor, and Patrick bemoans the presence of armed security guards in his school district.

]]>Patrick and Tommie return with John J. Steele, Jr. in the second half of this episode, where they get schooled on Virginia re-naming schools after Confederate generals, lament the death of George Cooper on Young Sheldon, review a couple of films, Tommie gets indignant with Ru Paul, they laugh at Trump's praise of Hannibal Lecter and stupid football players saying stupid things, name their favorite fictional policemen, John gripes about clickbait, Tommie complains about his neighbor, and Patrick bemoans the presence of armed security guards in his school district.

]]>7450c2a4-bae7-4bd6-9d1b-f109d672dfb5Fri, 24 May 2024 08:00:00 -040001:14:32truefull21161162Patrick and Tommie return with John J. Steele, Jr. in the second half of this episode, where they get schooled on Virginia re-naming schools after Confederate generals, lament the death of George Cooper on Young Sheldon, review a couple of films, Tommie gets indignant with Ru Paul, they laugh at Trump's praise of Hannibal Lecter and stupid football players saying stupid things, name their favorite fictional policemen, John gripes about clickbait, Tommie complains about his neighbor, and Patrick bemoans the presence of armed security guards in his school district.May 15, 2024 Episode 116, Part 1: Maybe it Was A ZucchiniMay 15, 2024 Episode 116, Part 1: Maybe it Was A ZucchiniIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the winner of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, go sniffing with the Hamiltonstovare, wish a Happy Birthday to actress/singer Lainie Kazan, find out that author L. Frank Baum wrote more than the Wizard of Oz, say farewell to film director/producer Roger Corman, mark the founding of Las Vegas, pay their respects on National Peace Officer Memorial Day, learn the benefits of a plant-based diet, celebrate the Nassau County judge striking down an executive order banning trans female athletes from public sports facilities, review Michael Cohen's performance at the Trump trial, and John talks about directing the play Bus Stop and the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the winner of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, go sniffing with the Hamiltonstovare, wish a Happy Birthday to actress/singer Lainie Kazan, find out that author L. Frank Baum wrote more than the Wizard of Oz, say farewell to film director/producer Roger Corman, mark the founding of Las Vegas, pay their respects on National Peace Officer Memorial Day, learn the benefits of a plant-based diet, celebrate the Nassau County judge striking down an executive order banning trans female athletes from public sports facilities, review Michael Cohen's performance at the Trump trial, and John talks about directing the play Bus Stop and the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus.

]]>36281a91-ac0a-43e2-a421-ae1495f0aec5Fri, 17 May 2024 08:00:00 -040001:15:32truefull21161162In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the winner of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, go sniffing with the Hamiltonstovare, wish a Happy Birthday to actress/singer Lainie Kazan, find out that author L. Frank Baum wrote more than the Wizard of Oz, say farewell to film director/producer Roger Corman, mark the founding of Las Vegas, pay their respects on National Peace Officer Memorial Day, learn the benefits of a plant-based diet, celebrate the Nassau County judge striking down an executive order banning trans female athletes from public sports facilities, review Michael Cohen's performance at the Trump trial, and John talks about directing the play Bus Stop and the upcoming concerts of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus.May 8, 2024 Episode 115: My Favorite NaziMay 8, 2024 Episode 115: My Favorite NaziIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, wish a Happy Birthday to Harry Truman and Tom of Finland, say farewell to Theoden, King of Rohan, look back at A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, celebrate Victory in Europe Day, review a study of trans women and sports, shake their heads at the Trump trial delays, review the Netflix series Baby Reindeer, laugh at the continuing stupidity of Kristi Noem, name their favorite fictional Nazis, and Tommie gripes about Louie attacking hedges.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, wish a Happy Birthday to Harry Truman and Tom of Finland, say farewell to Theoden, King of Rohan, look back at A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, celebrate Victory in Europe Day, review a study of trans women and sports, shake their heads at the Trump trial delays, review the Netflix series Baby Reindeer, laugh at the continuing stupidity of Kristi Noem, name their favorite fictional Nazis, and Tommie gripes about Louie attacking hedges.

]]>1c6c2861-1b58-49d0-b8d5-dc6dec5bf7a5Fri, 10 May 2024 08:00:00 -040001:22:45truefull21151152In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Gaucho Sheepdog, wish a Happy Birthday to Harry Truman and Tom of Finland, say farewell to Theoden, King of Rohan, look back at A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, celebrate Victory in Europe Day, review a study of trans women and sports, shake their heads at the Trump trial delays, review the Netflix series Baby Reindeer, laugh at the continuing stupidity of Kristi Noem, name their favorite fictional Nazis, and Tommie gripes about Louie attacking hedges.May 1, 2024 Episode 114: Quentin Tarantino's Mother GooseMay 1, 2024 Episode 114: Quentin Tarantino's Mother GooseIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie argue whether all movement is dance, take aim at dog killer Kristi Noem, meet the Finnish Hound, celebrate Calamity Jane and Joanna Lumley, mourn the passing of rock 'n' roll legend Duane Eddy, debate whether heterosexuality in unnatural, review a pair of classic films, wake up the Drowsy Chaperone, send out a May Day, learn the background behind Donald Trump's immunity claim, review the recent college protests, and Tommie re-tells classic fairy tales in his own inimitable way. 

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie argue whether all movement is dance, take aim at dog killer Kristi Noem, meet the Finnish Hound, celebrate Calamity Jane and Joanna Lumley, mourn the passing of rock 'n' roll legend Duane Eddy, debate whether heterosexuality in unnatural, review a pair of classic films, wake up the Drowsy Chaperone, send out a May Day, learn the background behind Donald Trump's immunity claim, review the recent college protests, and Tommie re-tells classic fairy tales in his own inimitable way. 

]]>4e62dcfd-e9d0-463b-9ef7-8adc7f12be2fFri, 03 May 2024 08:00:00 -040001:46:34truefull21141142In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie argue whether all movement is dance, take aim at dog killer Kristi Noem, meet the Finnish Hound, celebrate Calamity Jane and Joanna Lumley, mourn the passing of rock 'n' roll legend Duane Eddy, debate whether heterosexuality in unnatural, review a pair of classic films, wake up the Drowsy Chaperone, send out a May Day, learn the background behind Donald Trump's immunity claim, review the recent college protests, and Tommie re-tells classic fairy tales in his own inimitable way.April 17, 2024 Episode 113: Gettysburg. Wow.April 17, 2024 Episode 113: Gettysburg. Wow.In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie wish a happy retirement to Trigger the Dogfather, meet the East European Shepherd, eulogize Italian designer Roberto Cavalli, remember the first gay protest outside the White House, take a train to Hadestown, celebrate Banana Day, review recent Supreme Court decisions, examine the jury selection process for Donald Trump's criminal trial, look at book bans and the banning of a college valedictorian's speech, learn about the Civil War from Professor Trump, give etiquette and First Amendment lessons to rude law school students, and name their favorite 21st century film villains.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie wish a happy retirement to Trigger the Dogfather, meet the East European Shepherd, eulogize Italian designer Roberto Cavalli, remember the first gay protest outside the White House, take a train to Hadestown, celebrate Banana Day, review recent Supreme Court decisions, examine the jury selection process for Donald Trump's criminal trial, look at book bans and the banning of a college valedictorian's speech, learn about the Civil War from Professor Trump, give etiquette and First Amendment lessons to rude law school students, and name their favorite 21st century film villains.

]]>2040197f-a1d3-470b-9696-d529b8271436Fri, 19 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -040001:45:32truefull21131132In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie wish a happy retirement to Trigger the Dogfather, meet the East European Shepherd, eulogize Italian designer Roberto Cavalli, remember the first gay protest outside the White House, take a train to Hadestown, celebrate Banana Day, review recent Supreme Court decisions, examine the jury selection process for Donald Trump's criminal trial, look at book bans and the banning of a college valedictorian's speech, learn about the Civil War from Professor Trump, give etiquette and First Amendment lessons to rude law school students, and name their favorite 21st century film villains.April 10, 2024 Episode 112: Hope Springs Eternal. How Annoying.April 10, 2024 Episode 112: Hope Springs Eternal. How Annoying.In this week's episode Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs on Prozac, meet the Dandie Dinmont Terrier, review the Great Gatsby, lament the breakup of the Beatles, look forward to Donald Trump's upcoming criminal trial, celebrate a trans woman teacher's victory in  Florida, recap Ru Paul's Drag Race, review the movies Scoop and Shirley, laugh at the solar eclipse/earthquake conspiracy theorists, name their favorite remakes of Beatles songs, and gripe about actors not learning lines and the new Scrabble.

]]>In this week's episode Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs on Prozac, meet the Dandie Dinmont Terrier, review the Great Gatsby, lament the breakup of the Beatles, look forward to Donald Trump's upcoming criminal trial, celebrate a trans woman teacher's victory in  Florida, recap Ru Paul's Drag Race, review the movies Scoop and Shirley, laugh at the solar eclipse/earthquake conspiracy theorists, name their favorite remakes of Beatles songs, and gripe about actors not learning lines and the new Scrabble.

]]>c5b82f19-cac2-428b-8a88-c1d7bff98ea2Fri, 12 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -040001:34:28truefull21121122In this week's episode Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs on Prozac, meet the Dandie Dinmont Terier, review the Great Gatsby, lament the breakup of the Beatles, look forward to Donald Trump's upcoming criminal trial, celebrate a trans woman teacher's victory in Florida, recap Ru Paul's Drag Race, review the movies Scoop and Shirley, laugh at the solar eclipse/earthquake conspiracy theorists, name their favorite remakes of Beatles songs, and gripe about actors not learning lines and the new Scrabble.March 27, 2024 Episode 111, Part 2: Damn You, Theo JamesMarch 27, 2024 Episode 111, Part 2: Damn You, Theo JamesIn the second half of this episode, Danielle shocks the men with "murder porn," they praise YouTube as a source of entertainment, criticize performers who phone it in and celebrities' drunk TV appearances, review Steven Speilberg's first film, revel in the physical beauty of a certain sexy British actor, Tommie brings some wood to Thoren the Lumberjack, Danielle explains the Marvels, they debate guns and cows, laugh at NBC for the Ronna McDaniel debacle, and name their favorite songs with the name Joe in the title.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Danielle shocks the men with "murder porn," they praise YouTube as a source of entertainment, criticize performers who phone it in and celebrities' drunk TV appearances, review Steven Speilberg's first film, revel in the physical beauty of a certain sexy British actor, Tommie brings some wood to Thoren the Lumberjack, Danielle explains the Marvels, they debate guns and cows, laugh at NBC for the Ronna McDaniel debacle, and name their favorite songs with the name Joe in the title.

]]>b2779597-b555-4525-9107-78011e59a7fdFri, 05 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -040001:21:30truefull21111112In the second half of this episode, Danielle shocks the men with "murder porn," they praise YouTube as a source of entertainment, criticize performers who phone it in and celebrities' drunk TV appearances, review Steven Speilberg's first film, revel in the physical beauty of a certain sexy British actor, Tommie brings some wood to Thoren the Lumberjack, Danielle explains the Marvels, they debate guns and cows, laugh at NBC for the Ronna McDaniel debacle, and name their favorite songs with the name Joe in the title.March 27, 2024 Episode 111, Part 1: Tilted ArcMarch 27, 2024 Episode 111, Part 1: Tilted ArcIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend  and returning guest Danielle LePage, Patrick apologizes for the technical problems, they discuss the Nex Benedict autopsy report and the safety (or lack thereof) for trans kids in school, go rat-catching with the Ca Rater Mallorqui, wish a Happy Birthday to singer Sarah Vaughan and film director Quentin Tarantino, Danielle talks about her new experience as a stage manager, they review the art of late sculptor Richard Serra, celebrate World Theatre Day, eat some paella, have a cup of Joe, and debate the new Florida law banning young teenagers from social media. (Part 2 will be released next week.)

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend  and returning guest Danielle LePage, Patrick apologizes for the technical problems, they discuss the Nex Benedict autopsy report and the safety (or lack thereof) for trans kids in school, go rat-catching with the Ca Rater Mallorqui, wish a Happy Birthday to singer Sarah Vaughan and film director Quentin Tarantino, Danielle talks about her new experience as a stage manager, they review the art of late sculptor Richard Serra, celebrate World Theatre Day, eat some paella, have a cup of Joe, and debate the new Florida law banning young teenagers from social media. (Part 2 will be released next week.)

]]>63382ac7-c969-4e2d-bd78-f0c3285d691dFri, 29 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -040001:16:56truefull21111112In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend and returning guest Danielle LePage, Patrick apologizes for the technical problems, they discuss the Nex Benedict autopsy report and the safety (or lack thereof) for trans kids in school, go rat-catching with the Ca Rater Mallorqui, wish a Happy Birthday to singer Sarah Vaughan and film director Quentin Tarantino, Danielle talks about her new experience as a stage manager, they review the art of late sculptor Richard Serra, celebrate World Theatre Day, eat some paella, have a cup of Joe, and debate the new Florida law banning young teenagers from social media. (Part 2 will be released next week.)Due To Technical Difficulties .....Due To Technical Difficulties .....We had a problem. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode. We promise!

]]>We had a problem. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode. We promise!

]]>14f2b10f-a61e-4822-8aef-bb30b8cc2df8Fri, 15 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -040000:43truebonus21111112We had a problem. We'll be back next week with a brand new episode. We promise!March 6, 2024 Episode 110: A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young PigMarch 6, 2024 Episode 110: A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young PigIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get news updates, discuss Jon Stewart's Daily Show eulogy for his dog Dipper, meet the Africanis, celebrate one artist's birthday and lament another artist's passing, remember the Alamo and Dred Scott, take a bite out of National Oreo Cookie Day, discover new anti-viral medications, review the Supreme Court's decision allowing Donald Trump on the Colorado ballot, mourn the death of the party of Lincoln, debate the bland state of entertainment, mock a referee's stupid call, and name their favorite trial films.   

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get news updates, discuss Jon Stewart's Daily Show eulogy for his dog Dipper, meet the Africanis, celebrate one artist's birthday and lament another artist's passing, remember the Alamo and Dred Scott, take a bite out of National Oreo Cookie Day, discover new anti-viral medications, review the Supreme Court's decision allowing Donald Trump on the Colorado ballot, mourn the death of the party of Lincoln, debate the bland state of entertainment, mock a referee's stupid call, and name their favorite trial films.   

]]>69524039-e044-40f0-b1b5-06e6168280d7Fri, 08 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -040001:12:57truefull21101102In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get news updates, discuss Jon Stewart's Daily Show eulogy for his dog Dipper, meet the Africanis, celebrate one artist's birthday and lament another artist's passing, remember the Alamo and Dred Scott, take a bite out of National Oreo Cookie Day, discover new anti-viral medications, review the Supreme Court's decision allowing Donald Trump on the Colorado ballot, mourn the death of the party of Lincoln, debate the bland state of entertainment, mock a referee's stupid call, and name their favorite trial films.February 21, 2024 Episode 109, Part 2: Feeling Usher In My TaintFebruary 21, 2024 Episode 109, Part 2: Feeling Usher In My TaintIn the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review reaction videos, the finale of True Detective: Night Country, and a great series that only lasted one season, laud the funeral of NYC trans activist Cecelia Gentili, mock the hypocrisy of the Archdiocese of New York, and Tommie stumbles through his favorite R&B/soul singers of the 21st century.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review reaction videos, the finale of True Detective: Night Country, and a great series that only lasted one season, laud the funeral of NYC trans activist Cecelia Gentili, mock the hypocrisy of the Archdiocese of New York, and Tommie stumbles through his favorite R&B/soul singers of the 21st century.

]]>e4d42ca7-1d2c-4788-9e32-03db4362b732Wed, 28 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -040059:44truefull21091092In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review reaction videos, the finale of True Detective: Night Country, and a great series that only lasted one season, laud the funeral of NYC trans activist Cecelia Gentili, mock the hypocrisy of the Archdiocese of New York, and Tommie stumbles through his favorite R&B/soul singers of the 21st century.February 21, 2024 Episode 109 Part 1: When The Schnecken BeckonsFebruary 21, 2024 Episode 109 Part 1: When The Schnecken BeckonsIn this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie review half of a Pinter play, discuss the issue of armed guards outside schools, applaud dog performances in films, lay on the couch for psychiatric service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to Nina Simone, eulogize Russian activist Alexei Navalny, Tommie reviews Karl Marx's book Little Collective On The Prairie, they put on a towel for the first U.S. police raid on a gay bath house, cast a doubtful eye on the man who claimed to turn gay after a car accident, celebrate National Sticky Bun Day, debate the Alabama Supreme Court's ruling that frozen embryos are children, look at Utah's attempt to nullify federal law, hear the tragic story of a trans student who died a day after a school fight, and wonder why the Russian police are afraid of My Little Pony. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, February 28.)

]]>In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie review half of a Pinter play, discuss the issue of armed guards outside schools, applaud dog performances in films, lay on the couch for psychiatric service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to Nina Simone, eulogize Russian activist Alexei Navalny, Tommie reviews Karl Marx's book Little Collective On The Prairie, they put on a towel for the first U.S. police raid on a gay bath house, cast a doubtful eye on the man who claimed to turn gay after a car accident, celebrate National Sticky Bun Day, debate the Alabama Supreme Court's ruling that frozen embryos are children, look at Utah's attempt to nullify federal law, hear the tragic story of a trans student who died a day after a school fight, and wonder why the Russian police are afraid of My Little Pony. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, February 28.)

]]>d49b7025-6bca-47f9-9814-6ceec32d394fFri, 23 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -040001:11:30truefull21091092In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie review half of a Pinter play, discuss the issue of armed guards outside schools, applaud dog performances in films, lay on the couch for psychiatric service dogs, wish a Happy Birthday to Nina Simone, eulogize Russian activist Alexei Navalny, Tommie reviews Karl Marx's book Little Collective On The Prairie, they put on a towel for the first U.S. police raid on a gay bath house, cast a doubtful eye on the man who claimed to turn gay after a car accident, celebrate National Sticky Bun Day, debate the Alabama Supreme Court's ruling that frozen embryos are children, look at Utah's attempt to nullify federal law, hear the tragic story of a trans student who died a day after a school fight, and wonder why the Russian police are afraid of My Little Pony. (Part 2 will be released on Wednesday, February 28.)February 14, 2024 Episode 108: I Can Give You AssFebruary 14, 2024 Episode 108: I Can Give You AssIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how to protect yourself and your dog if another dog attacks, salute thespians John Barrymore and Thelma Ritter, rub some Wesson oil on Florence Henderson, lament the 6th anniversary of the deadliest mass shooting at a school in U.S. history, investigate the origins of Saint Valentine and his holiday, burn some palm fronds for Ash Wednesday, re-examine the news of the CDC changing its COVID guidelines, celebrate New York Congressman-elect Tom Suozzi's victory, Patrick regrets the absence of Jamie Dornan's bare buttocks in the Netflix series The Tourist, while Tommie explores his obsession with videos of sheepdogs and thatched roofs, then they find their mouths agape at Donald Trump's latest stupidity, and name their favorite love songs.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how to protect yourself and your dog if another dog attacks, salute thespians John Barrymore and Thelma Ritter, rub some Wesson oil on Florence Henderson, lament the 6th anniversary of the deadliest mass shooting at a school in U.S. history, investigate the origins of Saint Valentine and his holiday, burn some palm fronds for Ash Wednesday, re-examine the news of the CDC changing its COVID guidelines, celebrate New York Congressman-elect Tom Suozzi's victory, Patrick regrets the absence of Jamie Dornan's bare buttocks in the Netflix series The Tourist, while Tommie explores his obsession with videos of sheepdogs and thatched roofs, then they find their mouths agape at Donald Trump's latest stupidity, and name their favorite love songs.

]]>d55251c1-0584-4b83-b711-da62a61a765eFri, 16 Feb 2024 08:00:00 -040001:36:51truefull21081082In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss how to protect yourself and your dog if another dog attacks, salute thespians John Barrymore and Thelma Ritter, rub some Wesson oil on Florence Henderson, lament the 6th anniversary of the deadliest mass shooting at a school in U.S. history, investigate the origins of Saint Valentine and his holiday, burn some palm fronds for Ash Wednesday, re-examine the news of the CDC changing its COVID guidelines, celebrate New York Congressman-elect Tom Suozzi's victory, Patrick regrets the absence of Jamie Dornan's bare buttocks in the Netflix series The Tourist, while Tommie explores his obsession with videos of sheepdogs and thatched roofs, then they find their mouths agape at Donald Trump's latest stupidity, and name their favorite love songs.February 7, 2024 Episode 107:February 7, 2024 Episode 107:In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discover dogs are good for your health, salute Corporal Smoky the Yorkshire Terrier, pay tribute to Charles Dickens and Eubie Blake, pay their respects to Carl Weathers, Don Murray, Toby Keith, and the man who owned the legendary Continental Baths, stop at the Caffe Cino, learn who started Black History Month and the origin of "the bonfire of the vanities", debate the "Italianess" of fettucine alfredo, laugh at the Russian police and the dangerous rainbow frog earrings, and name their favorite 20th century R&B/soul singers.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discover dogs are good for your health, salute Corporal Smoky the Yorkshire Terrier, pay tribute to Charles Dickens and Eubie Blake, pay their respects to Carl Weathers, Don Murray, Toby Keith, and the man who owned the legendary Continental Baths, stop at the Caffe Cino, learn who started Black History Month and the origin of "the bonfire of the vanities", debate the "Italianess" of fettucine alfredo, laugh at the Russian police and the dangerous rainbow frog earrings, and name their favorite 20th century R&B/soul singers.

]]>f1ef998a-8a98-4c7d-9cfd-cac4086cc15cFri, 09 Feb 2024 10:00:45 -040001:46:39truefull21071072In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discover dogs are good for your health, salute Corporal Smoky the Yorkshire Terrier, pay tribute to Charles Dickens and Eubie Blake, pay their respects to Carl Weathers, Don Murray, Toby Keith, and the man who owned the legendary Continental Baths, stop at the Caffe Cino, learn who started Black History Month and the origin of "the bonfire of the vanities", debate the "Italianess" of fettucine alfredo, laugh at the Russian police and the dangerous rainbow frog earrings, and name their favorite 20th century R&B/soul singers.January 24, 2024 Episode 106: BlaséJanuary 24, 2024 Episode 106: BlaséIn this week's episode, Patrick and a lukewarm Tommie learn the top ten dog breeds in the US, go south of the border with the Xolo, remember actress Sharon Tate, pay their respects to Mary Louise Weiss, Marlena Shaw, and Norman Jewison, check in at the Hot L Baltimore, take a lick of National Peanut Butter Day, examine the building constitutional crisis between Texas and the federal government, stop by Wyoming to see a banned play, return to Texas for human rights violations reported to the UN, review the Netflix docu-series American Nightmare, address the buzz about Barbie and the Oscars, and name their favorite film heroines.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and a lukewarm Tommie learn the top ten dog breeds in the US, go south of the border with the Xolo, remember actress Sharon Tate, pay their respects to Mary Louise Weiss, Marlena Shaw, and Norman Jewison, check in at the Hot L Baltimore, take a lick of National Peanut Butter Day, examine the building constitutional crisis between Texas and the federal government, stop by Wyoming to see a banned play, return to Texas for human rights violations reported to the UN, review the Netflix docu-series American Nightmare, address the buzz about Barbie and the Oscars, and name their favorite film heroines.

]]>a5732662-4ceb-44f9-8dcc-9b7bfaadb281Fri, 26 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -040001:01:35truefull21061062In this week's episode, Patrick and a lukewarm Tommie learn the top ten dog breeds in the US, go south of the border with the Xolo, remember actress Sharon Tate, pay their respects to Mary Louise Weiss, Marlena Shaw, and Norman Jewison, check in at the Hot L Baltimore, take a lick of National Peanut Butter Day, examine the building constitutional crisis between Texas and the federal government, stop by Wyoming to see a banned play, return to Texas for human rights violations reported to the UN, review the Netflix docu-series American Nightmare, address the buzz about Barbie and the Oscars, and name their favorite film heroines.January 17, 2024 Episode 105: Follow The Red Brick Road To HellJanuary 17, 2024 Episode 105: Follow The Red Brick Road To HellIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read the Guinness Book of World Records, meet the Welsh Hound, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Denis O'Hare, debate whether the Honeymooners' Trixie Norton was a stripper before she married Ed, spend time in Chekhov's Cherry Orchard, savor some hot buttered rum, feel Popeye's forearms, get the latest lowdown on COVID and measles, check out an Arkansas library being punished for posting Pride displays, trash a trio of stupid people, defend Dorothy Gale and the Munchkins against allegations of murder and Satanism, and name their five favorite underrated singers or bands.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read the Guinness Book of World Records, meet the Welsh Hound, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Denis O'Hare, debate whether the Honeymooners' Trixie Norton was a stripper before she married Ed, spend time in Chekhov's Cherry Orchard, savor some hot buttered rum, feel Popeye's forearms, get the latest lowdown on COVID and measles, check out an Arkansas library being punished for posting Pride displays, trash a trio of stupid people, defend Dorothy Gale and the Munchkins against allegations of murder and Satanism, and name their five favorite underrated singers or bands.

]]>d7e03a1b-dd2b-4a35-a48b-68ab542ab066Fri, 19 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -040001:29:44truefull21051052In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read the Guinness Book of World Records, meet the Welsh Hound, wish a Happy Birthday to actor Denis O'Hare, debate whether the Honeymooners' Trixie Norton was a stripper before she married Ed, spend time in Chekhov's Cherry Orchard, savor some hot buttered rum, feel Popeye's forearms, get the latest lowdown on COVID and measles, check out an Arkansas library being punished for posting Pride displays, trash a trio of stupid people, defend Dorothy Gale and the Munchkins against allegations of murder and Satanism, and name their five favorite underrated singers or bands.January 10, 2024 Episode 104: Oprie WinfrahJanuary 10, 2024 Episode 104: Oprie WinfrahIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder Chris Christie's exit from the GOP primary race, seek help for pet shelters, meet the Valencian terrier, celebrate bi actor Sal Mineo, mourn thespians Glynis Johns and David Soul, cross the Rubicon, get some Common Sense, savor oysters Rockefeller, explain why Donald Trump doesn't have immunity from criminal prosecution, try to spell "dictionary" but can't find one in Florida, review the film Saltburn, learn that there actually were negotiations before the Civil War, and name their favorite TV talk show hosts.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder Chris Christie's exit from the GOP primary race, seek help for pet shelters, meet the Valencian terrier, celebrate bi actor Sal Mineo, mourn thespians Glynis Johns and David Soul, cross the Rubicon, get some Common Sense, savor oysters Rockefeller, explain why Donald Trump doesn't have immunity from criminal prosecution, try to spell "dictionary" but can't find one in Florida, review the film Saltburn, learn that there actually were negotiations before the Civil War, and name their favorite TV talk show hosts.

]]>14216275-57bc-4176-aa75-0e98533acbc7Fri, 12 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -040001:24:09truefull21041042In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder Chris Christie's exit from the GOP primary race, seek help for pet shelters, meet the Valencian terrier, celebrate bi actor Sal Mineo, mourn thespians Glynis Johns and David Soul, cross the Rubicon, get some Common Sense, savor oysters Rockefeller, explain why Donald Trump doesn't have immunity from criminal prosecution, try to spell "dictionary" but can't find one in Florida, review the film Saltburn, learn that there actually were negotiations before the Civil War, and name their favorite TV talk show hosts.January 3, 2024 Episode 103: Show Some Ass!January 3, 2024 Episode 103: Show Some Ass!In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the plight of fired gay Catholic school teacher Michael Califano, applaud the new NY law banning dog/cat sales in pet stores, give the Taiwan Dog a more enticing name, learn what J.R.R. Tolkien's initials stand for, pay their respects to actor Tom Wilkinson and comedian Shecky Greene, celebrate the 49th state to enter the Union, learn the origin of drinking straws, review the trials of Donald Trump, laugh at the American idiots criticizing Green Day, name their favorite television shows when they were un-grumpy young kids, and Patrick complains about boring thirst trap videos.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the plight of fired gay Catholic school teacher Michael Califano, applaud the new NY law banning dog/cat sales in pet stores, give the Taiwan Dog a more enticing name, learn what J.R.R. Tolkien's initials stand for, pay their respects to actor Tom Wilkinson and comedian Shecky Greene, celebrate the 49th state to enter the Union, learn the origin of drinking straws, review the trials of Donald Trump, laugh at the American idiots criticizing Green Day, name their favorite television shows when they were un-grumpy young kids, and Patrick complains about boring thirst trap videos.

]]>1b437a6f-6409-4e48-a0b1-565c46de8aeeFri, 05 Jan 2024 08:00:00 -040001:01:10truefull21031032In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the plight of fired gay Catholic school teacher Michael Califano, applaud the new NY law banning dog/cat sales in pet stores, give the Taiwan Dog a more enticing name, learn what J.R.R. Tolkien's initials stand for, pay their respects to actor Tom Wilkinson and comedian Shecky Greene, celebrate the 49th state to enter the Union, learn the origin of drinking straws, review the trials of Donald Trump, laugh at the American idiots criticizing Green Day, name their favorite television shows when they were un-grumpy young kids, and Patrick complains about boring thirst trap videos.December 27, 2023 Episode 102: Gerald Hoohah and the Gay YodaDecember 27, 2023 Episode 102: Gerald Hoohah and the Gay YodaIn this week's special, year-end episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and returning guests Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell and Indy Johnson, and discuss personal pronouns, get misty-eyed over the Guard Dog storyline in the Mutts comic strip, say "hola" to the Sabueso Espanol, pay tribute to the actor formerly known as Sydney Greenstreet, fall in love again with Marlene Dietrich, say farewell to Tommie Smothers, take a bite out of National Fruitcake Day, pick their favorite television shows and films of 2023, name their nominees for Stupid Person of the Year, and name the songs that make 'em want to dance.

]]>In this week's special, year-end episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and returning guests Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell and Indy Johnson, and discuss personal pronouns, get misty-eyed over the Guard Dog storyline in the Mutts comic strip, say "hola" to the Sabueso Espanol, pay tribute to the actor formerly known as Sydney Greenstreet, fall in love again with Marlene Dietrich, say farewell to Tommie Smothers, take a bite out of National Fruitcake Day, pick their favorite television shows and films of 2023, name their nominees for Stupid Person of the Year, and name the songs that make 'em want to dance.

]]>41e6aa54-7fef-4adf-9aa9-83a64c16d43eFri, 29 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -040001:50:57truefull21021022In this week's special, year-end episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and returning guests Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell and Indy Johnson, and discuss personal pronouns, get misty-eyed over the Guard Dog storyline in the Mutts comic strip, say "hola" to the Sabueso Espanol, pay tribute to the actor formerly known as Sydney Greenstreet, fall in love again with Marlene Dietrich, say farewell to Tommie Smothers, take a bite out of National Fruitcake Day, pick their favorite television shows and films of 2023, name their nominees for Stupid Person of the Year, and name the songs that make 'em want to dance.Episode 101 Merry Outtakes!Episode 101 Merry Outtakes!Enjoy these outtakes from our 100th episode.

]]>Enjoy these outtakes from our 100th episode.

]]>58a79fd1-8b50-4735-949f-abb123600eedThu, 21 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -040001:09:02truefull21011012Enjoy these outtakes from our 100th episode.Podcastus InterruptusPodcastus InterruptusSorry, we don't have a new episode this week. Listen and find out why. However, we will be releasing an outtakes episode next week, and we will record a new episode on December 27 for release on December 29.

]]>Sorry, we don't have a new episode this week. Listen and find out why. However, we will be releasing an outtakes episode next week, and we will record a new episode on December 27 for release on December 29.

]]>765aba71-b07f-417a-a0ba-12bdb4f15940Fri, 08 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -040003:35truefull22Sorry, we don't have a new episode this week. Listen and find out why. However, we will be releasing an outtakes episode next week, and we will record a new episode on December 27 for release on December 29.November 29, 2023 Episode 100: Let's Put On A Show In My BackyardNovember 29, 2023 Episode 100: Let's Put On A Show In My BackyardIn this week's 100th episode celebration, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and podcast fans Michele Hayes Reilly and Stephen Wangner, and look back at the podcast's history and get a listener's perspective. They also discuss the mystery canine respiratory illness, form a geometric pattern in honor of choreographer/director Busby Berkely, have a laugh with Jackie Hoffman, bid farewell to actress Frances Sternhagen and TV show creator Marty Krofft, Patrick pays tribute to a deceased high school classmate, they give a failing grade in history to Kevin McCarthy, Michele reviews the new Broadway musical How To Dance In Ohio, and they name their favorite 21st century Broadway musicals.

]]>In this week's 100th episode celebration, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and podcast fans Michele Hayes Reilly and Stephen Wangner, and look back at the podcast's history and get a listener's perspective. They also discuss the mystery canine respiratory illness, form a geometric pattern in honor of choreographer/director Busby Berkely, have a laugh with Jackie Hoffman, bid farewell to actress Frances Sternhagen and TV show creator Marty Krofft, Patrick pays tribute to a deceased high school classmate, they give a failing grade in history to Kevin McCarthy, Michele reviews the new Broadway musical How To Dance In Ohio, and they name their favorite 21st century Broadway musicals.

]]>06d79610-5fc0-485e-a6ff-b15e5fca44feFri, 01 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -040001:53:14truefull21001002In this week's 100th episode celebration, Patrick and Tommie welcome friends and podcast fans Michele Hayes Reilly and Stephen Wangner, and look back at the podcast's history and get a listener's perspective. They also discuss the mystery canine respiratory illness, form a geometric pattern in honor of choreographer/director Busby Berkely, have a laugh with Jackie Hoffman, bid farewell to actress Frances Sternhagen and TV show creator Marty Krofft, Patrick pays tribute to a deceased high school classmate, they give a failing grade in history to Kevin McCarthy, Michele reviews the new Broadway musical How To Dance In Ohio, and they name their favorite 21st century Broadway musicals.November 15, 2023 Episode 99, Part 2: Chris Pine's Short ShortsNovember 15, 2023 Episode 99, Part 2: Chris Pine's Short ShortsIn the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review Barbra Streisand's new memoir, discuss director Elia Kazan and the Hollywood blacklist, take a look at John Oliver's take on the Israel-Hamas war, review the Netflix films The Killer and All The Light We Cannot See, laugh at the Republicans' terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day in Congress, name their favorite documentaries, and debate the trivialization of the news.

]]>In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review Barbra Streisand's new memoir, discuss director Elia Kazan and the Hollywood blacklist, take a look at John Oliver's take on the Israel-Hamas war, review the Netflix films The Killer and All The Light We Cannot See, laugh at the Republicans' terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day in Congress, name their favorite documentaries, and debate the trivialization of the news.

]]>10465b11-186d-40ae-a666-82af8d99471eWed, 22 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -040001:07:21truefull299992In the second half of this episode, Patrick and Tommie review Barbra Streisand's new memoir, discuss director Elia Kazan and the Hollywood blacklist, take a look at John Oliver's take on the Israel-Hamas war, review the Netflix films The Killer and All The Light We Cannot See, laugh at the Republicans' terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day in Congress, name their favorite documentaries, and debate the trivialization of the news.November 15, 2023 Episode 99, Part 1: The Gugelhupf TangentNovember 15, 2023 Episode 99, Part 1: The Gugelhupf TangentIn Part 1 of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pay tribute to a dog loyal til his owner's end and beyond, meet the Rajapalayam, wish a Happy Birthday to Petula Clark, review three Broadway shows that opened on this day in history, take a bite out of National Bundt Day, look at the Supreme Court's new code of ethics, and discuss the fascism of Donald Trump and the cult of personality formerly known as the Republican Party. (Part 2 of this episode will be released on Wednesday, November 22.)

]]>In Part 1 of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pay tribute to a dog loyal til his owner's end and beyond, meet the Rajapalayam, wish a Happy Birthday to Petula Clark, review three Broadway shows that opened on this day in history, take a bite out of National Bundt Day, look at the Supreme Court's new code of ethics, and discuss the fascism of Donald Trump and the cult of personality formerly known as the Republican Party. (Part 2 of this episode will be released on Wednesday, November 22.)

]]>239ed7ae-6c19-42af-9c14-4d96ce1792feFri, 17 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -040001:14:57truefull299992In Part 1 of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pay tribute to a dog loyal til his owner's end and beyond, meet the Rajapalayam, wish a Happy Birthday to singer Petula Clark, review three Broadway shows that opened on this day in history, take a bite out of National Bundt Day, look at the Supreme Court's new code of ethics, and discuss the fascism of Donald Trump and the cult of personality formerly known as the Republican Party. (Part 2 of this episode will be released on Wednesday, November 22.)November 8, 2023 Episode 98: Broke Ass WineNovember 8, 2023 Episode 98: Broke Ass WineTommie returns in this week's episode, where he and Patrick celebrate the recent election results, go hunting with the Pampas Deerhound, wish a Happy Birthday to drag queen/porn director Chi Chi LaRue, remember Harvey Milk, raise a glass to the Harvey Wallbanger, examine the use of ketamine as a pain medication, judge Trump's performance on the witness stand, throw the book at Moms for Liberty, Tommie catches up on his Poe, review the new Beatles song, name their favorite Beatles songs, and Patrick explains Daylight Savings Time and Eastern Standard Time to a wine-soaked Tommie.

]]>Tommie returns in this week's episode, where he and Patrick celebrate the recent election results, go hunting with the Pampas Deerhound, wish a Happy Birthday to drag queen/porn director Chi Chi LaRue, remember Harvey Milk, raise a glass to the Harvey Wallbanger, examine the use of ketamine as a pain medication, judge Trump's performance on the witness stand, throw the book at Moms for Liberty, Tommie catches up on his Poe, review the new Beatles song, name their favorite Beatles songs, and Patrick explains Daylight Savings Time and Eastern Standard Time to a wine-soaked Tommie.

]]>3268560c-21c3-48a0-802f-377350769814Fri, 10 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -040001:30:43truefull298982November 1, 2023 Episode 97: Ridin' With SippieNovember 1, 2023 Episode 97: Ridin' With SippieIn this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell talk about this past Halloween, stand their ground on dog attacks, get wooly with the Old English Sheepdog, celebrate the birthday and music of a not-so-famous blues singer, say farewell to actors Richard Moll and Matthew Perry, review the ground-breaking 1972 TV-film That Certain Summer, get to the meat of veganism, discuss Gays Against Groomers and Drag Time Story Hour, look at the implications of the election of House Speaker Mike Johnson, reminisce about the 1931 film Dracula, learn how stupid political pundit Candace Owens really is, and name their favorite dog songs.   

]]>In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell talk about this past Halloween, stand their ground on dog attacks, get wooly with the Old English Sheepdog, celebrate the birthday and music of a not-so-famous blues singer, say farewell to actors Richard Moll and Matthew Perry, review the ground-breaking 1972 TV-film That Certain Summer, get to the meat of veganism, discuss Gays Against Groomers and Drag Time Story Hour, look at the implications of the election of House Speaker Mike Johnson, reminisce about the 1931 film Dracula, learn how stupid political pundit Candace Owens really is, and name their favorite dog songs.   

]]>70425e6c-b8ac-42ee-883b-e066bf9b4a1eFri, 03 Nov 2023 08:00:00 -040001:43:54truefull297972October 27, 2023 We're Sorry!October 27, 2023 We're Sorry!Sorry, folks, no new episode this week! We'll be back next week. We promise!

]]>Sorry, folks, no new episode this week! We'll be back next week. We promise!

]]>29174c7b-05df-4025-bba7-71a2d00372b9Fri, 27 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -040000:53truefull297972October 18, 2023 Episode 96: Mamma Mia, Here We Go AgainOctober 18, 2023 Episode 96: Mamma Mia, Here We Go AgainIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Patrick's X debate about drag queens, meet the Nenets Herding Laika, observe the birthday of the gay/ex-gay flame thrower Milo Yiannopoulos, mourn the loss of Lara Parker, Piper Laurie, and Suzanne Somers, celebrate the anniversary of a whale of a book and the Broadway opening of Patrick's most disliked musical, extol the virtues of the hagfish, discuss India's top court's same-sex marriage ruling, review the film Renfield and the mini-series the Fall of the House of Usher, and debate the monstrosity of elves and unicorns.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Patrick's X debate about drag queens, meet the Nenets Herding Laika, observe the birthday of the gay/ex-gay flame thrower Milo Yiannopoulos, mourn the loss of Lara Parker, Piper Laurie, and Suzanne Somers, celebrate the anniversary of a whale of a book and the Broadway opening of Patrick's most disliked musical, extol the virtues of the hagfish, discuss India's top court's same-sex marriage ruling, review the film Renfield and the mini-series the Fall of the House of Usher, and debate the monstrosity of elves and unicorns.

]]>72958183-c5b0-4f1c-8853-81009ed065abFri, 20 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -040001:26:14truefull296962In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss Patrick's X debate about drag queens, meet the Nenets Herding Laika, observe the birthday of gay/ex-gay flame thrower Milo Yiannopoulos, mourn the loss of Lara Parker, Piper Laurie, and Suzanne Somers, celebrate the anniversary of a whale of a book and the Broadway opening of Patrick's most disliked musical, extol the virtues of the hagfish, discuss India's top court's same-sex marriage ruling, review the film Renfield and the mini-series the Fall of the House of Usher, and debate the monstrosity of elves and unicorns.October 11, 2023 Episode 95: Ethel Merman Would Kick Your AssOctober 11, 2023 Episode 95: Ethel Merman Would Kick Your AssIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Israel-Hamas war, learn about canine vaccine hesitancy, meet the Magyar Agar, celebrate the greatest First Lady and the meanest man in Broadway history, review the history of Cleve Jones and the AIDS Memorial Quilt, relate their own stories on National Coming Out Day, discover something new about American Revolution war hero General Casimir Pulaski, review a case that challenges a state's conversion therapy ban, get frustrated over congressional dysfunction, and name their favorite depictions of queer people coming out.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Israel-Hamas war, learn about canine vaccine hesitancy, meet the Magyar Agar, celebrate the greatest First Lady and the meanest man in Broadway history, review the history of Cleve Jones and the AIDS Memorial Quilt, relate their own stories on National Coming Out Day, discover something new about American Revolution war hero General Casimir Pulaski, review a case that challenges a state's conversion therapy ban, get frustrated over congressional dysfunction, and name their favorite depictions of queer people coming out.

]]>4216c557-868d-4792-8eaa-f7f659d1b2e3Fri, 13 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -040001:31:44truefull295952In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Israel-Hamas war, learn about canine vaccine hesitancy, meet the Magyar Agar, celebrate the greatest First Lady and the meanest man in Broadway history, review the history of Cleve Jones and the AIDS Memorial Quilt, discover something new about American Revolution war hero General Casimir Pulaski, review a case that challenges a state's conversion therapy ban, get frustrated over congressional dysfunction, and name their favorite depictions of queer people coming out.October 4, 2023 Episode 94: I'll Drink To ThatOctober 4, 2023 Episode 94: I'll Drink To ThatTommie re-joins Patrick in this week's episode, where they meet the Lagotto Romagnolo, spill the tea on gay film critic Rex Reed, learn about the 1876 U.S. presidential election, pay tribute to late U.S. Senator and queer ally Dianne Feinstein, review a 110-year-old gay novel that wasn't published til the author died in 1970, pull out their cha-cha heels for gay director John Waters' film Female Trouble, raise a glass for National Vodka Day, preview the Supreme Court's upcoming calendar, shake their heads in wonder at House Speaker McCarthy's ouster and House GOP chaos, mock Donald Trump's attorneys for failing to check a box, and name their favorite fictional drunks.

]]>Tommie re-joins Patrick in this week's episode, where they meet the Lagotto Romagnolo, spill the tea on gay film critic Rex Reed, learn about the 1876 U.S. presidential election, pay tribute to late U.S. Senator and queer ally Dianne Feinstein, review a 110-year-old gay novel that wasn't published til the author died in 1970, pull out their cha-cha heels for gay director John Waters' film Female Trouble, raise a glass for National Vodka Day, preview the Supreme Court's upcoming calendar, shake their heads in wonder at House Speaker McCarthy's ouster and House GOP chaos, mock Donald Trump's attorneys for failing to check a box, and name their favorite fictional drunks.

]]>522efa34-1611-4e0a-9bcc-b7a7af3d41b1Fri, 06 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -040001:12:53truefull294942Tommie re-joins Patrick in this week's episode, where they meet the Lagotto Romagnolo, spill the tea on gay film critic Rex Reed, learn about the 1876 U.S. presidential election, pay tribute to late U.S. Senator and queer ally Dianne Feinstein, review a 110-year-old gay novel that wasn't published til the author died in 1970, pull out their cha-cha heels for gay director John Waters' film Female Trouble, raise a glass for National Vodka Day, preview the Supreme Court's upcoming calendar, shake their heads in wonder at House Speaker' McCarthy's ouster and House GOP chaos, mock Donald Trump's attorneys for failing to check a box, and name their favorite fictional drunks.September 27, 2023 Episode 93: The Creature From The Blue LagoonSeptember 27, 2023 Episode 93: The Creature From The Blue LagoonIn this week's episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome guest and friend Thaddeus "Tedward" Plezia, who discusses his work as an EMT, being an actor, and performing with Patrick in a local production of the play Red. The men also take a nip at Joe Biden's dog, race with the Kaikadi, celebrate Samuel Adams and Meat Loaf, mourn the loss of actor David McCallum, review the Ten Commandments musical,  look at two rulings on Texas' anti-drag law, throw the book at a Florida school superintendent, prepare for the coming zombie apocalypse on October 4, and name their favorite films with a color in the title.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome guest and friend Thaddeus "Tedward" Plezia, who discusses his work as an EMT, being an actor, and performing with Patrick in a local production of the play Red. The men also take a nip at Joe Biden's dog, race with the Kaikadi, celebrate Samuel Adams and Meat Loaf, mourn the loss of actor David McCallum, review the Ten Commandments musical,  look at two rulings on Texas' anti-drag law, throw the book at a Florida school superintendent, prepare for the coming zombie apocalypse on October 4, and name their favorite films with a color in the title.

]]>2f6b12c1-8b17-416a-bbe9-e022d3dffd21Fri, 29 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -040001:34:06truefull293932In this week's episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome guest and friend Thaddeus "Tedward" Plezia, who discusses his work as an EMT, being an actor, and performing with Patrick in a local production of the play Red. The men also take a nip at Joe Biden's dog, race with the Kaikadi, celebrate Samuel Adams and Meat Loaf, mourn the loss of actor David McCallum, review the Ten Commandments musical, look at two rulings on Texas' anti-drag law, throw the book at a Florida school superintendent, prepare for the coming zombie apocalypse on October 4, and name their favorite films with a color in the title.September 13, 2023 Episode 92, Part 2: Crimson & CloverSeptember 13, 2023 Episode 92, Part 2: Crimson & CloverIn Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and guest John Steele mock Donald Trump's attempt to review classified evidence at home, examine the weakness of the Biden impeachment inquiry, look at X/Twitter's handling of hate posts, applaud the upcoming Stephen Sondheim musical Here We Are, remind Lauren Boebert about proper behavior in a theatre,  gripe about musical pharmaceutical ads, and name their favorite songs with a color in the title.

]]>In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and guest John Steele mock Donald Trump's attempt to review classified evidence at home, examine the weakness of the Biden impeachment inquiry, look at X/Twitter's handling of hate posts, applaud the upcoming Stephen Sondheim musical Here We Are, remind Lauren Boebert about proper behavior in a theatre,  gripe about musical pharmaceutical ads, and name their favorite songs with a color in the title.

]]>9045de40-bcc6-49c1-a397-36e0212fd043Wed, 20 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -040001:00:41truefull292922In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and guest John Steele mock Donald Trump's attempt to review classified evidence at home, examine the weakness of the Biden impeachment inquiry, look at X/Twitter's handling of hate posts, applaud the upcoming Stephen Sondheim musical Here We Are, remind Lauren Boebert about proper behavior in a theatre, gripe about musical pharmaceutical ads, and name their favorite songs with a color in the title.September 13, 2023 Episode 92, Part 1: Seeing RedSeptember 13, 2023 Episode 92, Part 1: Seeing RedIn this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele to discuss the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his upcoming production of the play Red, in which Patrick plays artist Mark Rothko. The men discuss their recent trip to MOMA, look up to the heavens for the world's tallest dog, go hunting with the Jagdterrier, celebrate singers Dick Haymes and Mel Torme, step over the first pedestrian motor vehicle fatality in the U.S., lather up with the TV comedy Soap, and bust some nuts for National Peanut Day. (Part Two of this episode will be released next week.)

]]>In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele to discuss the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his upcoming production of the play Red, in which Patrick plays artist Mark Rothko. The men discuss their recent trip to MOMA, look up to the heavens for the world's tallest dog, go hunting with the Jagdterrier, celebrate singers Dick Haymes and Mel Torme, step over the first pedestrian motor vehicle fatality in the U.S., lather up with the TV comedy Soap, and bust some nuts for National Peanut Day. (Part Two of this episode will be released next week.)

]]>ba0b0a52-b759-4922-9196-763d6a5b8de6Fri, 15 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -040058:07truefull292922In this week's two-part episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele to discuss the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his upcoming production of the play Red, in which Patrick plays artist Mark Rothko. The men discuss their recent trip to MOMA, look up to the heavens for the world's tallest dog, go hunting with the Jagdterrier, celebrate singers Dick Haymes and Mel Torme, step over the first pedestrian motor vehicle fatality in the U.S., lather up with the TV comedy Soap, and bust some nuts for National Peanut Day. (Part Two of this episode will be released next week.)September 6, 2023 Episode 91: Hot For Tom BosleySeptember 6, 2023 Episode 91: Hot For Tom BosleyIn their first episode of the second season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, warm up to the Icelandic Sheepdog, celebrate Jane Addams and Sylvester, pay respect to Jimmy Buffett, applaud the conviction of Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio, wag a finger at Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, review their summer television viewing, shake their heads at Xman Elon Musk, and name the television show characters that most annoy them.  

]]>In their first episode of the second season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, warm up to the Icelandic Sheepdog, celebrate Jane Addams and Sylvester, pay respect to Jimmy Buffett, applaud the conviction of Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio, wag a finger at Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, review their summer television viewing, shake their heads at Xman Elon Musk, and name the television show characters that most annoy them.  

]]>c7f641b2-5bde-4fc9-b152-ca42374da186Fri, 08 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -040001:36:36truefull291912In their first episode of the second season, Patrick and Tommie discuss how they spent the summer, warm up to the Icelandic Sheepdog, celebrate Jane Addams and Sylvester, pay respect to Jimmy Buffett, applaud the conviction of Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio, wag a finger at Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, review their summer television viewing, shake their heads at Xman Elon Musk, and the television show characters that most annoy them.June 28, 2023 Episode 90: A Triangle With A MulletJune 28, 2023 Episode 90: A Triangle With A MulletIn this week's final episode of the season, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend Ernesto Wolfgang, meet the world's ugliest dog, remember Broadway composer Richard Rodgers and gay actor John Inman on their birthdays, say farewell to Broadway composer Sheldon Harnick, celebrate the 54th anniversary of the Stonewall riots with a round of trivia questions, Steven drops by to discuss parchment paper, review the case of the Georgia teacher fired for reading a book in class she found at the school's book fair, condemn the Roman Colosseum vandal, laugh at South Dakota legislator Joe Donnell for claiming Mount Rushmore is a demonic portal, and name their "must have" songs for their Pride Month playlist. (The podcast will return on Friday, September 8th.)

]]>In this week's final episode of the season, Patrick and Tommie welcome back their friend Ernesto Wolfgang, meet the world's ugliest dog, remember Broadway composer Richard Rodgers and gay actor John Inman on their birthdays, say farewell to Broadway composer Sheldon Harnick, celebrate the 54th anniversary of the Stonewall riots with a round of trivia questions, Steven drops by to discuss parchment paper, review the case of the Georgia teacher fired for reading a book in class she found at the school's book fair, condemn the Roman Colosseum vandal, laugh at South Dakota legislator Joe Donnell for claiming Mount Rushmore is a demonic portal, and name their "must have" songs for their Pride Month playlist. (The podcast will return on Friday, September 8th.)

]]>479b2678-6a5c-4836-aa7c-d02d385e8e67Fri, 30 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -040001:36:39truefull9090June 21, 2023 Episode 89: A Wheelchair Named DesireJune 21, 2023 Episode 89: A Wheelchair Named DesireIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate summer solstice, discuss dogs and heat stroke, say 'bon jour' to the Gascon Saintongeois, pay respects to Daniel Ellsberg and Glenda Jackson, stretch their necks out for World Giraffe Day, pass judgment on Supreme Court Justice Alito's fishing trip, lament the downward trend of LGBTQ acceptance in America, review the Netflix film Soft & Quiet, needle Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and name their favorite summer films. 

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate summer solstice, discuss dogs and heat stroke, say 'bon jour' to the Gascon Saintongeois, pay respects to Daniel Ellsberg and Glenda Jackson, stretch their necks out for World Giraffe Day, pass judgment on Supreme Court Justice Alito's fishing trip, lament the downward trend of LGBTQ acceptance in America, review the Netflix film Soft & Quiet, needle Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and name their favorite summer films. 

]]>a010ab84-ce18-43ca-834f-f1709b07eb92Fri, 23 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -040001:26:57truefull8989In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate summer solstice, discuss dogs and heat stroke, say 'bon jour' to the Gascon Saintongeois, pay respects to Daniel Ellsberg and Glenda Jackson, stretch their necks out for World Giraffe Day, pass judgment on Supreme Court Justice Alito's fishing trip, lament the downward trend of LGBTQ acceptance in America, review the Netflix film Soft & Quiet, needle Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and name their favorite summer films.June 14, 2023 Episode 88: Not Recommended By FacebookJune 14, 2023 Episode 88: Not Recommended By FacebookIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pick a bone with a certain social media provider, kick up some sand for canine lifeguards, meet the Fila Brasileiro, celebrate Broadway composer Cy Coleman's birthday, wish Pat Robertson a not-so-happy afterlife, remember the Broadway opening of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark, salute Flag Day, drink to National Bourbon Day, review Donald Trump's indictment, dish about the Tony Awards, name their favorite flags, and gripe about forced happiness and thirst traps.  

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pick a bone with a certain social media provider, kick up some sand for canine lifeguards, meet the Fila Brasileiro, celebrate Broadway composer Cy Coleman's birthday, wish Pat Robertson a not-so-happy afterlife, remember the Broadway opening of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark, salute Flag Day, drink to National Bourbon Day, review Donald Trump's indictment, dish about the Tony Awards, name their favorite flags, and gripe about forced happiness and thirst traps.  

]]>e9ad65d6-0ddf-408b-ba62-5b61b6ee9415Fri, 16 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -040001:37:28truefull8888In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie pick a bone with a certain social media provider, kick up some sand for canine lifeguards, meet the Fila Brasileiro, celebrate Broadway composer Cy Coleman's birthday, wish Pat Robertson a not-so-happy afterlife, remember the Broadway opening of Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark, salute Flag Day, drink to National Bourbon Day, review Donald Trump's indictment, dish about the Tony Awards, name their favorite flags, and gripe about forced happiness and thirst traps.June 7, 2023 Episode 87: Three's Company, TooJune 7, 2023 Episode 87: Three's Company, TooIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend John Saric and his "thirds" Curt and Jon, who further educate the men about being in a throuple. They also take a nip at National Dog Bite Awareness Week, take a look at the East European Shepherd, wish a Happy Birthday to composer Charles Strouse and singer Tom Jones, say goodbye to "the girl from Ipanema," celebrate the "music" of the Shaggs, rewind National VCR Day, review a Supreme Court decision limiting unions' ability to strike, lament a brawl outside a California school board meeting, review the Amazon Prime documentary Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets, and name their favorite films featuring an unconventional romance. 

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome back friend John Saric and his "thirds" Curt and Jon, who further educate the men about being in a throuple. They also take a nip at National Dog Bite Awareness Week, take a look at the East European Shepherd, wish a Happy Birthday to composer Charles Strouse and singer Tom Jones, say goodbye to "the girl from Ipanema," celebrate the "music" of the Shaggs, rewind National VCR Day, review a Supreme Court decision limiting unions' ability to strike, lament a brawl outside a California school board meeting, review the Amazon Prime documentary Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets, and name their favorite films featuring an unconventional romance. 

]]>eafe4fd7-8e96-4337-92dc-052bcaf4b811Fri, 09 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -040001:40:05truefull8787May 31, 2023 Episode 86: Lick My CantataMay 31, 2023 Episode 86: Lick My CantataIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele and discuss the upcoming peformances of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus. They also meet Vinny the heroic Maltese, spot a Dalmatian, remember poet Walt Whitman on his birthday, celebrate World Parrot Day and remain steadfastly opposed to National Flip Flop Day, follow up on the Florida teacher who showed her class a Disney film with an LGBTQ character, applaud Santino's Pizzeria in Columbus, Ohio, and name their favorite fictional birds.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele and discuss the upcoming peformances of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus. They also meet Vinny the heroic Maltese, spot a Dalmatian, remember poet Walt Whitman on his birthday, celebrate World Parrot Day and remain steadfastly opposed to National Flip Flop Day, follow up on the Florida teacher who showed her class a Disney film with an LGBTQ character, applaud Santino's Pizzeria in Columbus, Ohio, and name their favorite fictional birds.

]]>8a780f23-f22f-41d2-9153-2efad9ee1521Fri, 02 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -040001:24:18truefull8686In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest John Steele and discuss the upcoming peformances of the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus. They also meet Vinny the heroic Maltese, spot a Dalmatian, remember poet Walt Whitman on his birthday, celebrate World Parrot Day and remain steadfastly opposed to National Flip Flop Day, follow up on the Florida teacher who showed her class a Disney film with an LGBTQ character, applaud Santino's Pizzeria in Columbus, Ohio, and name their favorite fictional birds.May 24, 2023 Episode 85: Judd Hirsch in The Breakfast ClubMay 24, 2023 Episode 85: Judd Hirsch in The Breakfast ClubIn this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick in welcoming longtime friend Danielle LePage, who educates the men on the Long Island cannabis community. They also condemn a dog killer, celebrate the Cairn Terrier, wish Happy Birthday to Patti LaBelle and Bob Dylan, lament the passing of the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll, take a walk on the Brooklyn Bridge, tip their hats to Mame, look at the state of firearms since the Uvalde mass shooting, analyze an "offensive" poem, set their sights on Target, review old films and new shows, and name their favorite stoners. 

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick in welcoming longtime friend Danielle LePage, who educates the men on the Long Island cannabis community. They also condemn a dog killer, celebrate the Cairn Terrier, wish Happy Birthday to Patti LaBelle and Bob Dylan, lament the passing of the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll, take a walk on the Brooklyn Bridge, tip their hats to Mame, look at the state of firearms since the Uvalde mass shooting, analyze an "offensive" poem, set their sights on Target, review old films and new shows, and name their favorite stoners. 

]]>4351cb62-1076-47a7-ac9d-3ebb48778839Fri, 26 May 2023 08:00:00 -040002:00:17truefull8585In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick in welcoming longtime friend Danielle LePage, who educates the men on the Long Island cannabis community. They also condemn a dog killer, celebrate the Cairn Terrier, wish Happy Birthday to Patti LaBelle and Bob Dylan, lament the passing of the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll, take a walk on the Brooklyn Bridge, tip their hats to Mame, look at the state of firearms since the Uvalde mass shooting, analyze an "offensive" poem, set their sights on Target, review old films and new shows, and name their favorite stoners.May 17, 2023 Episode 84: TransparentMay 17, 2023 Episode 84: TransparentIn this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome vodka-infused friend and Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko. They discuss the drunk driver who used the "my dog was driving" defense, meet the Banjara Hound, celebrate the work of lyricist Howard Ashman, mourn the passing of puppeteer Ralph Lee and 5th Avenue resident Pale Male, raise their blood pressure over World Hypertension Day, get into a fierce debate over government intrusion into parents providing medical care for their trans children, review the films Old People and Scream VI, wish a happy flight to jail for the YouTuber who crashed his plane, and name their favorite murder mysteries. 

]]>In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome vodka-infused friend and Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko. They discuss the drunk driver who used the "my dog was driving" defense, meet the Banjara Hound, celebrate the work of lyricist Howard Ashman, mourn the passing of puppeteer Ralph Lee and 5th Avenue resident Pale Male, raise their blood pressure over World Hypertension Day, get into a fierce debate over government intrusion into parents providing medical care for their trans children, review the films Old People and Scream VI, wish a happy flight to jail for the YouTuber who crashed his plane, and name their favorite murder mysteries. 

]]>71b84e64-6e61-4758-b271-e79923ea59f9Fri, 19 May 2023 08:00:00 -040001:21:02truefull8484In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven welcome vodka-infused friend and Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko. They discuss the drunk driver who used the "my dog was driving" defense, meet the Banjara Hound, celebrate the work of lyricist Howard Ashman, mourn the passing of puppeteer Ralph Lee and 5th Avenue resident Pale Male, raise their blood pressure over World Hypertension Day, get into a fierce debate over government intrusion into parents providing medical care for their trans children, review the films Old People and Scream VI, wish a happy flight to jail for the YouTuber who crashed his plane, and name their favorite murder mysteries.May 10, 2023 Episode 83: LigbitiquaMay 10, 2023 Episode 83: LigbitiquaIn this week's episode, Tommie discovers a new word, the men praise Buddy Holly (the dog), celebrate many music-related birthdays, talk about the musicals Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark and Tarzan, turn on the grill for National Shrimp Day, sing the praises of receptionists, review the final season of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, marvel at the videos of a Russian mercenary, mock a lot of stupid people, and name their favorite films about food.

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie discovers a new word, the men praise Buddy Holly (the dog), celebrate many music-related birthdays, talk about the musicals Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark and Tarzan, turn on the grill for National Shrimp Day, sing the praises of receptionists, review the final season of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, marvel at the videos of a Russian mercenary, mock a lot of stupid people, and name their favorite films about food.

]]>16095348-d76f-4447-8a4e-b823d9191c39Fri, 12 May 2023 08:00:00 -040001:39:58truefull8383In this week's episode, Tommie discovers a new word, the men praise Buddy Holly (the dog), celebrate many music-related birthdays, talk about the musicals Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark and Tarzan, turn on the grill for National Shrimp Day, sing the praises of receptionists, review the final season of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, marvel at the videos of a Russian mercenary, mock a lot of stupid people, and name their favorite films about food.May 3, 2023 Episode 82: I'm Not Yelling, I'm Being LoudMay 3, 2023 Episode 82: I'm Not Yelling, I'm Being LoudTommie returns in this week's episode to tangle with Patrick over dogs consuming cannabis and majoritarian rule vs. individual liberty. They also salute playwright William Inge and lyricist Betty Comden, mourn the loss of trash TV pioneer Jerry Springer and singer Gordon Lightfoot, celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Broadway opening of Kiss Of The Spider Woman, get their spook on for National Paranormal Day, review the Netflix dramas Beef and the Diplomat, kiss off musician Paul Stanley, and name their favorite paranormal events/phenomena.

]]>Tommie returns in this week's episode to tangle with Patrick over dogs consuming cannabis and majoritarian rule vs. individual liberty. They also salute playwright William Inge and lyricist Betty Comden, mourn the loss of trash TV pioneer Jerry Springer and singer Gordon Lightfoot, celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Broadway opening of Kiss Of The Spider Woman, get their spook on for National Paranormal Day, review the Netflix dramas Beef and the Diplomat, kiss off musician Paul Stanley, and name their favorite paranormal events/phenomena.

]]>7f720ec4-0127-4735-8d26-7148848255b4Fri, 05 May 2023 08:00:00 -040001:44:21truefull8282Tommie returns in this week's episode to tangle with Patrick over dogs consuming cannabis and majoritarian rule vs. individual liberty. They also salute playwright William Inge and lyricist Betty Comden, mourn the loss of trash TV pioneer Jerry Springer and singer Gordon Lightfoot, celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Broadway opening of Kiss Of The Spider Woman, get their spook on for National Paranormal Day, review the Netflix dramas Beef and the Diplomat, kiss off musician Paul Stanley, and name their favorite paranormal events/phenomena.April 26, 2023 Episode 81: Hookers On BroadwayApril 26, 2023 Episode 81: Hookers On BroadwayPatrick flies solo in this episode, but is joined by returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who discusses his upcoming theatrical endeavors. They also discuss dining with dogs, dining on dogs, wish a Happy 90th Birthday to Carol Burnett, mourn the passing of Barry Humphries and Harry Belafonte, celebrate the 53rd anniversary of the opening of the musical Company, cheer Disney fighting Florida fascism, Bryce reviews the Broadway productions of Parade and Sweeney Todd, Patrick reviews the finales of the Mandalorian and Star Trek: Picard, and they name their favorite Disney films.

]]>Patrick flies solo in this episode, but is joined by returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who discusses his upcoming theatrical endeavors. They also discuss dining with dogs, dining on dogs, wish a Happy 90th Birthday to Carol Burnett, mourn the passing of Barry Humphries and Harry Belafonte, celebrate the 53rd anniversary of the opening of the musical Company, cheer Disney fighting Florida fascism, Bryce reviews the Broadway productions of Parade and Sweeney Todd, Patrick reviews the finales of the Mandalorian and Star Trek: Picard, and they name their favorite Disney films.

]]>9c3fd321-6ab8-42d3-9001-0e33a203186dFri, 28 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -040001:40:32truefull8181Patrick flies solo in this episode, but is joined by returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, who discusses his upcoming theatrical endeavors. They also discuss dining with dogs, dining on dogs, wish a Happy 90th Birthday to Carol Burnett, mourn the passing of Barry Humphries and Harry Belafonte, celebrate the 53rd anniversary of the opening the musical Company, cheer Disney fighting Florida fascism, Bryce reviews the Broadway productions of Parade and Sweeney Todd, Patrick reviews the finales of the Mandalorian and Star Trek: Picard, and they name their favorite Disney films.Episode 80 April 18 2023: Guns & Fascists: More Musings From The OuthouseEpisode 80 April 18 2023: Guns & Fascists: More Musings From The OuthouseEnjoy this episode of outtakes. Our next new episode will be released on Friday, April 28.

]]>Enjoy this episode of outtakes. Our next new episode will be released on Friday, April 28.

]]>8fe70aa0-7005-4443-a14a-44cdeeb09bdfWed, 19 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -040053:22truefull8080Enjoy this episode of outtakes. Our next new episode will be released on Friday, April 28.April 5, 2023 Episode 79, Part 2: Road-Raging KarenApril 5, 2023 Episode 79, Part 2: Road-Raging KarenIn Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and Steven, along with guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the temporary ban on Tennessee's drag ban, analyze former President Trump's indictment, review Ted Lasso, the 1619 Project, the MTG interview on 60 Minutes, and the latest episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, name their favorite places to take a walk, and debate Steven's driving temperament.

]]>In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and Steven, along with guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the temporary ban on Tennessee's drag ban, analyze former President Trump's indictment, review Ted Lasso, the 1619 Project, the MTG interview on 60 Minutes, and the latest episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, name their favorite places to take a walk, and debate Steven's driving temperament.

]]>fe568a70-39d6-42d4-ac31-5a36938bf630Wed, 12 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -040001:04:39truefull7979In Part 2 of this episode, Patrick, Tommie, and Steven, along with guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the temporary ban on Tennessee's drag ban, analyze former President Trump's indictment, review Ted Lasso, the 1619 Project, the MTG interview on 60 Minutes, and the latest episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, name their favorite places to take a walk, and debate Steven's driving temperament.April 5 2023 Episode 79, Part 1: A Hand Job In SpokaneApril 5 2023 Episode 79, Part 1: A Hand Job In SpokaneIn the first half of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., and new guest Scott Postel, and discuss their upcoming Long Island production of the Martin McDonagh stage comedy A Behanding In Spokane. They also discuss pet dumping, debate Elon Musk's "new" Twitter logo and social media in general, pay homage to actor Christopher Hewett and singer/producer Pharrell Williams, mourn the loss of surfing dog Ricochet, swab the decks for the Pirate Queen, learn about Passover, and tread lightly on National Walking Day. (Part 2 of this episode will be released on Wednesday, April 12.)

]]>In the first half of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., and new guest Scott Postel, and discuss their upcoming Long Island production of the Martin McDonagh stage comedy A Behanding In Spokane. They also discuss pet dumping, debate Elon Musk's "new" Twitter logo and social media in general, pay homage to actor Christopher Hewett and singer/producer Pharrell Williams, mourn the loss of surfing dog Ricochet, swab the decks for the Pirate Queen, learn about Passover, and tread lightly on National Walking Day. (Part 2 of this episode will be released on Wednesday, April 12.)

]]>ec3852ea-6bf3-407b-88e6-6119c142866eFri, 07 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -040053:41truefull7979In the first half of this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guests Sheilah Barksdale and John J. Steele, Jr., and new guest Scott Postel, and discuss their upcoming Long Island production of the Martin McDonagh stage comedy A Behanding In Spokane. They also discuss pet dumping, debate Elon Musk's "new" Twitter logo and social media in general, pay homage to actor Christopher Hewett and singer/producer Pharrell Williams, mourn the loss of surfing dog Ricochet, swab the decks for the Pirate Queen, learn about Passover, and tread lightly on National Walking Day. (Part 2 of this episode will be released on Wednesday, April 12.)March 29, 2023 Episode 78: PhlegmaMarch 29, 2023 Episode 78: PhlegmaOn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Nashville shooting, salute police dogs, always look on the bright side of Python Eric Idle, eulogize British drag queen Lily Savage, celebrate Mom and Pop Business Owners Day, learn about Florida's proposed defamation law, avoid traveling near Idaho, review a scandal on RuPaul's Drag Race and the hunky lead actor of Netflix series The Night Agent, take a bumpy ride to Rainbowland, and Patrick names his favorite films set in Ireland. 

]]>On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Nashville shooting, salute police dogs, always look on the bright side of Python Eric Idle, eulogize British drag queen Lily Savage, celebrate Mom and Pop Business Owners Day, learn about Florida's proposed defamation law, avoid traveling near Idaho, review a scandal on RuPaul's Drag Race and the hunky lead actor of Netflix series The Night Agent, take a bumpy ride to Rainbowland, and Patrick names his favorite films set in Ireland. 

]]>31dfe3b7-7c76-40a1-9730-11bbfc6078f3Fri, 31 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -040001:26:57truefull7878On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the Nashville shooting, salute police dogs, always look on the bright side of Python Eric Idle, eulogize British drag queen Lily Savage, celebrate Mom and Pop Business Owners Day, learn about Florida's proposed defamation law, avoid traveling near Idaho, review a scandal on RuPaul's Drag Race and the hunky lead actor of Netflix series The Night Agent, take a bumpy ride to Rainbowland, and Patrick names his favorite films set in Ireland.March 22, 2023 Episode 77: Sondheim InterruptedMarch 22, 2023 Episode 77: Sondheim InterruptedOn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review Jack Daniels' case against a dog toy maker before the Supreme Court, meet the Zervada, salute William Shatner, pay tribute to the legacy of Stephen Sondheim, mourn Lance Reddick, celebrate the 60th anniversary release of the Beatles' first album, say a prayer for those observing Ramadan, put the fun back in fungus, review the film Cocaine Bear and news media coverage of Former President Trump's "arrest," laugh at Idaho Republicans for finding tampons to be "too woke," and name their favorite Sondheim scores when Tommie is suddenly taken away.

]]>On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review Jack Daniels' case against a dog toy maker before the Supreme Court, meet the Zervada, salute William Shatner, pay tribute to the legacy of Stephen Sondheim, mourn Lance Reddick, celebrate the 60th anniversary release of the Beatles' first album, say a prayer for those observing Ramadan, put the fun back in fungus, review the film Cocaine Bear and news media coverage of Former President Trump's "arrest," laugh at Idaho Republicans for finding tampons to be "too woke," and name their favorite Sondheim scores when Tommie is suddenly taken away.

]]>96f6aaf5-aaef-4897-98a2-6299bd7118a2Fri, 24 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -040001:28:56truefull7777On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review Jack Daniels' case against a dog toy maker before the Supreme Court, meet the Zervada, salute William Shatner, pay tribute to the legacy of Stephen Sondheim, mourn Lance Reddick, celebrate the 60th anniversary release of the Beatles' first album, say a prayer for those observing Ramadan, put the fun back in fungus, review the film Cocaine Bear and news media coverage of Former President Trump's "arrest," laugh at Idaho Republicans for finding tampons to be "too woke," and name their favorite Sondheim scores when Tommie is suddenly taken away.March 15, 2023 Episode 76: Everything Happens In MaineMarch 15, 2023 Episode 76: Everything Happens In MaineOn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the show's sound cue changes, meet the Yakutian Laika, dance to the music of Sly Stone, discuss late actor Robert Blake, celebrate the 23rd U.S. state, make room for Three's Company, judge an upcoming Supreme Court case concerning transgender discrimination, review the Academy Awards, mock the misuse of "woke," learn that author Alice Walker might believe in Jewish lizard people, and name their favorite footwear.

]]>On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the show's sound cue changes, meet the Yakutian Laika, dance to the music of Sly Stone, discuss late actor Robert Blake, celebrate the 23rd U.S. state, make room for Three's Company, judge an upcoming Supreme Court case concerning transgender discrimination, review the Academy Awards, mock the misuse of "woke," learn that author Alice Walker might believe in Jewish lizard people, and name their favorite footwear.

]]>bacb71c6-7919-4dd6-b08a-20c676fe81faFri, 17 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -040001:41:20truefull7676On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie review the show's sound cue changes, meet the Yakutian Laika, dance to the music of Sly Stone, discuss late actor Robert Blake, celebrate the 23rd U.S. state, make room for Three's Company, judge an upcoming Supreme Court case concerning transgender discrimination, review the Academy Awards, mock the misuse of "woke," learn that author Alice Walker might believe in Jewish lizard people, and name their favorite footwear.March 8, 2023 Episode 75: Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-GayMarch 8, 2023 Episode 75: Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, Zip-A-Dee-GayIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read listener comments, put a lock on doggy doors, learn how to pronounce "Xiasi," celebrate Cyd Charisse, mourn Tom Sizemore, take a leap at the 1970 Snake Pit raid, praise women and proofreaders, review the state of trans rights in the U.S., warble about Walgreens, look for an exit at the CPAC conference, damn Disney for taking political correctness too far, review Chris Rock's Netflix show, name their favorite dance clubs, and engage in a spirited discussion of the queer community's response, or lack thereof, to the national persecution of trans and non-binary people.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read listener comments, put a lock on doggy doors, learn how to pronounce "Xiasi," celebrate Cyd Charisse, mourn Tom Sizemore, take a leap at the 1970 Snake Pit raid, praise women and proofreaders, review the state of trans rights in the U.S., warble about Walgreens, look for an exit at the CPAC conference, damn Disney for taking political correctness too far, review Chris Rock's Netflix show, name their favorite dance clubs, and engage in a spirited discussion of the queer community's response, or lack thereof, to the national persecution of trans and non-binary people.

]]>7459b031-642d-4f6d-a2db-a9f700306ff4Fri, 10 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -040001:40:11truefull7575In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie read listener comments, put a lock on doggy doors, learn how to pronounce "Xiasi," celebrate Cyd Charisse, mourn Tom Sizemore, take a leap at the 1970 Snake Pit raid, praise women and proofreaders, review the state of trans rights in the U.S., warble about Walgreens, look for an exit at the CPAC conference, damn Disney for taking political correctness too far, review Chris Rock's Netflix show, name their favorite dance clubs, and engage in a spirited discussion of the queer community's response, or lack thereof, to the national persecution of trans and non-binary people.March 1, 2023 Episode 74: Squeeze The Bulb, Make A Loud NoiseMarch 1, 2023 Episode 74: Squeeze The Bulb, Make A Loud NoiseOn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Weimaraner, celebrate Harry Belafonte, note the passing of former Manson Family member Linda Kasabian, take a look at the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, dive into Seagrass Day, conclude that Tennessee is a drag, look at more feats of Florida fascism, Tommie reviews Prince Harry's book, they discuss the Murdaugh Murders documentary, draw a clear picture of cartoonist Scott Adams, name their favorite music artists from their teen years, and gripe about not griping.

]]>On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Weimaraner, celebrate Harry Belafonte, note the passing of former Manson Family member Linda Kasabian, take a look at the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, dive into Seagrass Day, conclude that Tennessee is a drag, look at more feats of Florida fascism, Tommie reviews Prince Harry's book, they discuss the Murdaugh Murders documentary, draw a clear picture of cartoonist Scott Adams, name their favorite music artists from their teen years, and gripe about not griping.

]]>b9f221b8-e241-4ecb-ac3b-cf0743a57554Fri, 03 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -040001:35:09truefull7474On this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie meet the Weimaraner, celebrate Harry Belafonte, note the passing of former Manson Family member Linda Kasabian, take a look at the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, dive into Seagrass Day, conclude that Tennessee is a drag, look at more feats of Florida fascism, Tommie reviews Prince Harry's book, they discuss the Murdaugh Murders documentary, draw a clear picture of cartoonist Scott Adams, name their favorite music artists from their teen years, and gripe about not griping.February 22, 2023 Episode 73: The Color of QueensFebruary 22, 2023 Episode 73: The Color of QueensIn this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss how to end a musical, review new Florida pet laws, stand guard with the Vikhan, take a President's Day quiz, mourn Stella Stevens and Richard Belzer, celebrate the 40th anniversary of the worst play on Broadway, toast National Margarita Day, review the latest anti-transgender laws, look at Black History education in Florida, and name their favorite black movies (or films, if you're snooty). 

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss how to end a musical, review new Florida pet laws, stand guard with the Vikhan, take a President's Day quiz, mourn Stella Stevens and Richard Belzer, celebrate the 40th anniversary of the worst play on Broadway, toast National Margarita Day, review the latest anti-transgender laws, look at Black History education in Florida, and name their favorite black movies (or films, if you're snooty). 

]]>bae1567c-afbc-43db-bb04-503c0730ae35Fri, 24 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -040001:35:19truefull7373In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss how to end a musical, review new Florida pet laws, stand guard with the Vikhan, take a President's Day quiz, mourn Stella Stevens and Richard Belzer, celebrate the 40th anniversary of the worst play on Broadway, toast National Margarita Day, review the latest anti-transgender laws, look at Black History education in Florida, and name their favorite black movies (or films, if you're snooty).February 15, 2023 Episode 72: Paging Doctor GibbonsFebruary 15, 2023 Episode 72: Paging Doctor GibbonsTommie returns in this week's episode, after being called in to perform theatrical surgery. The men meet the Ultimate Mastiff, celebrate composer Harold Arlen's birthday, lament the passing of Raquel Welch and Burt Bacharach, review the classic, controversial gay film Cruising, go over the top for International Bottom Appreciation Day, review Rihanna's Superbowl performance, name their favorite African-American singers, Tommie complains about pushy people and pronouns, while Patrick gets sick over pharmaceutical ads.

]]>Tommie returns in this week's episode, after being called in to perform theatrical surgery. The men meet the Ultimate Mastiff, celebrate composer Harold Arlen's birthday, lament the passing of Raquel Welch and Burt Bacharach, review the classic, controversial gay film Cruising, go over the top for International Bottom Appreciation Day, review Rihanna's Superbowl performance, name their favorite African-American singers, Tommie complains about pushy people and pronouns, while Patrick gets sick over pharmaceutical ads.

]]>5006f527-7aa2-485c-8514-4022adfe484aFri, 17 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -040001:33:38truefull7272Tommie returns in this week's episode after being called in to perform theatrical surgery. The men meet the Ultimate Mastiff, celebrate composer Harold Arlen's birthday, lament the passing of Raquel Welch and Burt Bacharach, review the classic, controversial gay film Cruising, go over the top for International Bottom Appreciation Day, review Rihanna's Superbowl performance, name their favorite African-American singers, Tommie complains about pushy people and pronouns, while Patrick gets sick over pharmaceutical ads.February 8, 2023 Episode 71: Three's CompanyFebruary 8, 2023 Episode 71: Three's CompanyIn this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome new guest and good friend John Saric, who explains what it's like being in a throuple. The men also review President Biden's SOTU speech, meet the Taigan, celebrate the birthday of the first African-American woman doctor, say farewell to Paco Rabanne, take a look at the most racist film made in America, learn the Satanic Temple's abortion ritual, condemn the recent school censorship of certain plays, raise hell about the Grammys' "Unholy" show, name their favorite living African-Americans, and Patrick tells how he was entrapped by Facebook.

]]>In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome new guest and good friend John Saric, who explains what it's like being in a throuple. The men also review President Biden's SOTU speech, meet the Taigan, celebrate the birthday of the first African-American woman doctor, say farewell to Paco Rabanne, take a look at the most racist film made in America, learn the Satanic Temple's abortion ritual, condemn the recent school censorship of certain plays, raise hell about the Grammys' "Unholy" show, name their favorite living African-Americans, and Patrick tells how he was entrapped by Facebook.

]]>575df6e4-a549-4c2a-8519-63c82a41f869Fri, 10 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -040001:40:51truefull7171In this week's Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome new guest and good friend John Saric, who explains what it's like being in a throuple. The men also review President Biden's SOTU speech, meet the Taigan, celebrate the birthday of the first African-American woman doctor, say farewell to Paco Rabanne, take a look at the most racist film made in America, learn the Satanic Temple's abortion ritual, condemn the recent school censorship of certain plays, raise hell about the Grammys' "Unholy" show, name their favorite living African-Americans, and Patrick tells how he was entrapped by Facebook.February 1, 2023 Episode 70: Bea Arthur In StirrupsFebruary 1, 2023 Episode 70: Bea Arthur In StirrupsIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about the Rev. Al Sharpton's eulogy for Tyre Nichols, enjoy the story of a dog reunited with its family, meet the Sarloos Wolfdog, move on up with Sherman Hemsley, lament the passings of Barrett Strong and Cindy Williams, observe Black History Month, celebrate the 1980 film American Gigolo, salivate over National Baked Alaska Day, uncover the real dirt about gas stoves and Ozempic, learn about reading and writing at the Nazi homeschooling channel, call out some stupid school districts, and name their favorite deceased queer African-Americans.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about the Rev. Al Sharpton's eulogy for Tyre Nichols, enjoy the story of a dog reunited with its family, meet the Sarloos Wolfdog, move on up with Sherman Hemsley, lament the passings of Barrett Strong and Cindy Williams, observe Black History Month, celebrate the 1980 film American Gigolo, salivate over National Baked Alaska Day, uncover the real dirt about gas stoves and Ozempic, learn about reading and writing at the Nazi homeschooling channel, call out some stupid school districts, and name their favorite deceased queer African-Americans.

]]>806bd3a7-5300-4cfe-9ea4-d40d9eb7605dFri, 03 Feb 2023 08:00:00 -040001:40:45truefull7070In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about the Rev. Al Sharpton's eulogy for Tyre Nichols, enjoy the story of a dog reunited with its family, meet the Sarloos Wolfdog, move on up with Sherman Hemsley, lament the passing of Barrett Strong and Cindy Williams, observe Black History Month, celebrate the 1980 film American Gigolo, salivate over National Baked Alaska Day, uncover the real dirt about gas stoves and Ozempic, learn about reading and writing at the Nazi homeschooling channel, call out some stupid school districts, and name their favorite deceased queer African-Americans.January 25, 2023 Episode 69: Buy Me A LiverJanuary 25, 2023 Episode 69: Buy Me A LiverIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find another dog-shoots-man story, discuss walking your dog in the cold weather, meet the Rafeiro do Alentejo, celebrate the birthdays of gay activist/author Aaron Fricke and a certain hunky Ukrainian president, lament the passings of Rocky Horror superfan Sal Piro and rock icon David Crosby, learn that exercise is good for the brain, review the latest fascist follies in Florida, throw some turf at author J.K. Rowling, name their favorite hoaxes, and discuss the sex appeal of Prince Harry.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find another dog-shoots-man story, discuss walking your dog in the cold weather, meet the Rafeiro do Alentejo, celebrate the birthdays of gay activist/author Aaron Fricke and a certain hunky Ukrainian president, lament the passings of Rocky Horror superfan Sal Piro and rock icon David Crosby, learn that exercise is good for the brain, review the latest fascist follies in Florida, throw some turf at author J.K. Rowling, name their favorite hoaxes, and discuss the sex appeal of Prince Harry.

]]>63e6542a-2626-4ab9-8b17-fa32c127f39bFri, 27 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -040001:31:04truefull6969In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie find another dog-shoots-man story, discuss walking your dog in the cold weather, meet the Rafeiro do Alentejo, celebrate the birthdays of gay activist/author Aaron Fricke and a certain hunky Ukrainian president, lament the passings of Rocky Horror superfan Sal Piro and rock icon David Crosby, learn that exercise is good for the brain, review the latest fascist follies in Florida, throw some turf at author J.K. Rowling, name their favorite hoaxes, and discuss the sex appeal of Prince Harry.January 18, 2023 Episode 68: Getting Soft-BalledJanuary 18, 2023 Episode 68: Getting Soft-BalledTommie returns for this week's episode, where he and Patrick discuss shaggy dog George Santos, meet the Pachon Navarro, ponder the man who could have been the gay king of America, say "Arrivederci" to Gina Lollobrigida, learn to prepare Peking duck, celebrate National Thesaurus Day, discuss the latest study of hormone therapy and transgender children, look at the effects of the Supreme Court's Dobbs decision, find further feats of fascism, discuss the films the Menu, Glass Onion, and anti-elitism, shake their heads at this week's caravan of stupid people, and name their five favorite political films based on actual events.

]]>Tommie returns for this week's episode, where he and Patrick discuss shaggy dog George Santos, meet the Pachon Navarro, ponder the man who could have been the gay king of America, say "Arrivederci" to Gina Lollobrigida, learn to prepare Peking duck, celebrate National Thesaurus Day, discuss the latest study of hormone therapy and transgender children, look at the effects of the Supreme Court's Dobbs decision, find further feats of fascism, discuss the films the Menu, Glass Onion, and anti-elitism, shake their heads at this week's caravan of stupid people, and name their five favorite political films based on actual events.

]]>b1112d4f-3018-4662-90f6-d1a98c7c5bd1Fri, 20 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -040001:36:57falsefull6868Tommie returns for this week's episode, where he and Patrick discuss shaggy dog George Santos, meet the Pachon Navarro, ponder the man who could have been the gay king of America, say "Arrivederci" to Gina Lollobrigida, learn to prepare Peking duck, celebrate National Thesaurus Day, discuss the latest study of hormone therapy and transgender children, look at the effects of the Supreme Court's Dobbs decision, find further feats of fascism, discuss the films the Menu, Glass Onion, and anti-elitism, shake their heads at this week's caravan of stupid people, and name their five favorite political films based on actual events.January 4, 2023 Episode 67: The Dry EpisodeJanuary 4, 2023 Episode 67: The Dry EpisodeIn this week's alcohol-free episode (i.e. Tommie could not attend), Patrick and his producer/husband Steven welcome back returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, examine dead dogs at Jamestown, follow the Old Danish Pointer, wish a Happy 86th Birthday to actress Dyan Cannon, say goodbye to Dame Vivienne Westwood, Pele, and Barbara Walters, and good riddance to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, discover Utah, become mesmerized by World Hypnotism Day, name their favorite fictional political films, and gripe about holiday traffic and the X chair.

]]>In this week's alcohol-free episode (i.e. Tommie could not attend), Patrick and his producer/husband Steven welcome back returning guest Avery Bryce Dallas Howard Powell, examine dead dogs at Jamestown, follow the Old Danish Pointer, wish a Happy 86th Birthday to actress Dyan Cannon, say goodbye to Dame Vivienne Westwood, Pele, and Barbara Walters, and good riddance to Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI, discover Utah, become mesmerized by World Hypnotism Day, name their favorite fictional political films, and gripe about holiday traffic and the X chair.

]]>ba38fd9c-4d37-4325-9ee1-d37913c570d1Fri, 06 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -040001:10:01falsefull6767December 28, 2022 Episode 66: It's The End Of The Year As We Know It (And We Feel High)December 28, 2022 Episode 66: It's The End Of The Year As We Know It (And We Feel High)In this special end-of-the-year episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest and Long Island comedian Kristin Danko, and discuss the Norfolk Terrier, wish Happy Birthday to Denzel Washington and John Legend, lament the passing of rapper/singer Maxi Jazz, celebrate the Endangered Species Act, do a shuffle for National Card Playing Day, test their memory of 2022, name their favorite entertainments of the year, and Tommie and Kristin share CVS-related gripes.

]]>In this special end-of-the-year episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest and Long Island comedian Kristin Danko, and discuss the Norfolk Terrier, wish Happy Birthday to Denzel Washington and John Legend, lament the passing of rapper/singer Maxi Jazz, celebrate the Endangered Species Act, do a shuffle for National Card Playing Day, test their memory of 2022, name their favorite entertainments of the year, and Tommie and Kristin share CVS-related gripes.

]]>339b870e-c645-49c6-88c2-3bf8bbf62b9eFri, 30 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -040001:48:29falsefull6666Have Yourself A Grumpy Old Gay ChristmasHave Yourself A Grumpy Old Gay ChristmasPatrick and Tommie took a break for the holidays, so there's no new episode this week, but here's a holiday message for their friends, fans, and followers.

]]>Patrick and Tommie took a break for the holidays, so there's no new episode this week, but here's a holiday message for their friends, fans, and followers.

]]>097c959f-e8d8-42fc-823f-b2dcdf067e93Fri, 23 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -040004:17truebonus6666December 14, 2022 Episode 65: The Italian Elf ReturnsDecember 14, 2022 Episode 65: The Italian Elf ReturnsIn this week's holiday episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest Ernie Wolfgang, and discuss Xmas tree decorating, go for a sleigh ride with the Mackenzie River Husky, remember actress Patty Duke, feel fishy about bouillabaisse, celebrate the signing of the Respect for Marriage Act, answer holiday trivia questions, and name the Xmas songs they hate.

]]>In this week's holiday episode, Patrick and Tommie welcome returning guest Ernie Wolfgang, and discuss Xmas tree decorating, go for a sleigh ride with the Mackenzie River Husky, remember actress Patty Duke, feel fishy about bouillabaisse, celebrate the signing of the Respect for Marriage Act, answer holiday trivia questions, and name the Xmas songs they hate.

]]>d9ec0e5d-e175-4002-abd2-3d6b5680a4b3Fri, 16 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -040001:24:37truefull6565December 7, 2022 Episode 64: Tossing SaladDecember 7, 2022 Episode 64: Tossing SaladIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at a Florida man expressing his canine love, laud the Labrador Retriever, eulogize actors Bob McGrath and Kirstie Alley, remember Pearl Harbor, examine the recent COVID, flu, and RSV surges, debate the Supreme Court case of the website designer against same-sex marriage, take a ride on the Bullet Train with Brad Pitt, laugh at QAnon, and name their favorite villains from Christmas films and TV shows.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at a Florida man expressing his canine love, laud the Labrador Retriever, eulogize actors Bob McGrath and Kirstie Alley, remember Pearl Harbor, examine the recent COVID, flu, and RSV surges, debate the Supreme Court case of the website designer against same-sex marriage, take a ride on the Bullet Train with Brad Pitt, laugh at QAnon, and name their favorite villains from Christmas films and TV shows.

]]>e5ae71cd-f312-4c71-9c1a-606734e92a31Fri, 09 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -040001:29:39falsefull6464November 30, 2022 Episode 63: I Hear Sal Mineo In My TaintNovember 30, 2022 Episode 63: I Hear Sal Mineo In My TaintIn this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick are joined by producer/husband Steven, and discuss a dog shooting a man, coo over the Kai Ken, test Tommie's knowledge of all things Steven, mourn Irene Cara and Christine McVie, moo over mousse, examine the effects of the Supreme Court's recent gun law ruling, debate the physical beauty of fascists, hold their nose at the scent of (Elon) Musk, Tommie tortures Patrick with math, and name their favorite queer characters in non-queer films.

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick are joined by producer/husband Steven, and discuss a dog shooting a man, coo over the Kai Ken, test Tommie's knowledge of all things Steven, mourn Irene Cara and Christine McVie, moo over mousse, examine the effects of the Supreme Court's recent gun law ruling, debate the physical beauty of fascists, hold their nose at the scent of (Elon) Musk, Tommie tortures Patrick with math, and name their favorite queer characters in non-queer films.

]]>cb6f1152-20f0-45e3-9cc2-eebc7e0d1638Fri, 02 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -040001:39:35truefull6363November 25 2022 Episode 62: Random Musings From The OuthouseNovember 25 2022 Episode 62: Random Musings From The OuthousePatrick and Tommie took a break this week, but here is a compilation of edited material from previous podcast episodes. Not that it's necessarily bad material, we just didn't have room for it. Just sit back and enjoy!

]]>Patrick and Tommie took a break this week, but here is a compilation of edited material from previous podcast episodes. Not that it's necessarily bad material, we just didn't have room for it. Just sit back and enjoy!

]]>3dc4c838-0891-4443-9f83-fcd3205265d6Fri, 25 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -040001:31:21truefull6262November 16, 2022 Episode 61: Sit, Tommie, SitNovember 16, 2022 Episode 61: Sit, Tommie, SitIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about Patrick's first time at a roller derby match, discuss dementia in dogs and humans, nip at the Jack Russell terrier, celebrate "the Father of the Blues," check their windshield wiper blades, review the proposed federal bill to protect same-sex marriage, debate the implications of Donald Trump running for re-election, gossip over the Crown, look at Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue about anti-Semitism, and name their five favorite film dance scenes.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about Patrick's first time at a roller derby match, discuss dementia in dogs and humans, nip at the Jack Russell terrier, celebrate "the Father of the Blues," check their windshield wiper blades, review the proposed federal bill to protect same-sex marriage, debate the implications of Donald Trump running for re-election, gossip over the Crown, look at Dave Chappelle's SNL monologue about anti-Semitism, and name their five favorite film dance scenes.

]]>9adbf9e0-3218-4773-bbed-2fdea6a055e7Fri, 18 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -040001:34:36truefull6161November 9, 2022 Episode 60: Muriel Puce And The Idiot MittensNovember 9, 2022 Episode 60: Muriel Puce And The Idiot MittensIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at the politics of gifting dogs, say "hola" to the Ibizan hound, wish a Happy Birthday to lesbian comic Kate Clinton, pay their respects to the late Aaron Carter, look at events from German history, savor some scrapple, meditate over anxiety medication, examine the midterm election results and where America goes from here, and Tommie recalls a warm moment from his cold past.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at the politics of gifting dogs, say "hola" to the Ibizan hound, wish a Happy Birthday to lesbian comic Kate Clinton, pay their respects to the late Aaron Carter, look at events from German history, savor some scrapple, meditate over anxiety medication, examine the midterm election results and where America goes from here, and Tommie recalls a warm moment from his cold past.

]]>64e0e2c0-cf9a-4888-beef-8107da1738abFri, 11 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -040001:42:12truefull6060November 2, 2022 Episode 59: Prossle La ThighsNovember 2, 2022 Episode 59: Prossle La ThighsIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie lament the paucity of Halloween trick-or-treaters, follow the tale of the dog getting a head in Mexico, go Swedish for the Hallefors elkhound, play Which President Did It?, wish a Happy Birthday to k.d. lang, do a whole lotta shakin' over the death of Jerry Lee Lewis, look at the Boise gay

panic of 1955, sing the praises of the deviled egg, say a prayer for All Souls Day, take a trip on mushrooms as medicine, assess the affirmative action cases before the Supreme Court, make a last-ditch election pitch, review the film Bros and series American Horror Story: NYC, name their five favorite fictional rulers, and Tommie learns a new word. Sort of.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie lament the paucity of Halloween trick-or-treaters, follow the tale of the dog getting a head in Mexico, go Swedish for the Hallefors elkhound, play Which President Did It?, wish a Happy Birthday to k.d. lang, do a whole lotta shakin' over the death of Jerry Lee Lewis, look at the Boise gay

panic of 1955, sing the praises of the deviled egg, say a prayer for All Souls Day, take a trip on mushrooms as medicine, assess the affirmative action cases before the Supreme Court, make a last-ditch election pitch, review the film Bros and series American Horror Story: NYC, name their five favorite fictional rulers, and Tommie learns a new word. Sort of.

]]>b715b928-cc1e-4d44-b029-d527580d7f98Fri, 04 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -040001:36:27truefull5959October 26, 2022 Episode 58, Part 2: Bryce Ponders Eel SexOctober 26, 2022 Episode 58, Part 2: Bryce Ponders Eel SexIn the concluding half of our two-part episode, Patrick, Tommie, Steven, and guest John J. Steele, Jr. examine the proposed federal "Don't Say Gay" bill, review the new Netflix series the Watcher, salute Tom Brady's brave deployment to the NFL, name their favorite fish or sea creatures, make plans to never visit Camp Lejeune, withhold their applause for Patti Lupone's latest theatrics, and say "so long" to departing intern/youthful ward/family member Bryce Dallas Howard Powell.

]]>In the concluding half of our two-part episode, Patrick, Tommie, Steven, and guest John J. Steele, Jr. examine the proposed federal "Don't Say Gay" bill, review the new Netflix series the Watcher, salute Tom Brady's brave deployment to the NFL, name their favorite fish or sea creatures, make plans to never visit Camp Lejeune, withhold their applause for Patti Lupone's latest theatrics, and say "so long" to departing intern/youthful ward/family member Bryce Dallas Howard Powell.

]]>286c476a-13c5-4434-880e-a0ea17eb7e68Wed, 26 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -040001:12:30truefull5858October 19, 2022 Episode 58, Part 1: The Weir(d) Return Of The Man of SteeleOctober 19, 2022 Episode 58, Part 1: The Weir(d) Return Of The Man of SteeleIn this week's episode, Patrick, Tommie, and producer Steven welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the podcast's 3000th download, go loco for the galgo espanol, celebrate a bunch of queer birthdays (including youthful ward/intern Bryce Dallas Howard Powell), say farewell to Robbie Coltrane, look at the queer policies of Cracker Barrel, try to celebrate Hagfish Day without looking at it, and talk to John about his upcoming projects with the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his return to the stage in a local production of the Conor McPherson play the Weir. (Part Two of this episode will be released on October 26.)

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick, Tommie, and producer Steven welcome returning guest John J. Steele, Jr., celebrate the podcast's 3000th download, go loco for the galgo espanol, celebrate a bunch of queer birthdays (including youthful ward/intern Bryce Dallas Howard Powell), say farewell to Robbie Coltrane, look at the queer policies of Cracker Barrel, try to celebrate Hagfish Day without looking at it, and talk to John about his upcoming projects with the Long Island Gay Men's Chorus and his return to the stage in a local production of the Conor McPherson play the Weir. (Part Two of this episode will be released on October 26.)

]]>727a5a08-6600-4541-be72-dd16ba3c718aFri, 21 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -040001:17:07truefull5858October 12, 2022 Episode 57: Two Acres And A MuleOctober 12, 2022 Episode 57: Two Acres And A MuleIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss their trip to the Valley of the Dolls, follow the field spaniel, put a spell on Alistair Crowley, laud Dame Angela Lansbury, look for another Italian besides Columbus to celebrate, wonder if school kids still recite the Pledge of Allegiance, review the Midnight Club on Netflix, mock a pair of racists, rap about reparations, and name their favorite horror film monsters.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss their trip to the Valley of the Dolls, follow the field spaniel, put a spell on Alistair Crowley, laud Dame Angela Lansbury, look for another Italian besides Columbus to celebrate, wonder if school kids still recite the Pledge of Allegiance, review the Midnight Club on Netflix, mock a pair of racists, rap about reparations, and name their favorite horror film monsters.

]]>2d623c6a-d394-4364-b31e-3de962f128cdFri, 14 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -040001:40:18truefull5757October 5, 2022 Episode 56: Julie Andrews Is TightOctober 5, 2022 Episode 56: Julie Andrews Is TightIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie complain about the weather, get stressed over dogs detecting stress, pay their respects to Loretta Lynn, play some funky music on Get Funky Day, judge the latest Supreme Court shenanigans, review the Mark Rylance film the Outfit, laugh at the plethora of people saying stupid things, and name their five favorite TV show villains.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie complain about the weather, get stressed over dogs detecting stress, pay their respects to Loretta Lynn, play some funky music on Get Funky Day, judge the latest Supreme Court shenanigans, review the Mark Rylance film the Outfit, laugh at the plethora of people saying stupid things, and name their five favorite TV show villains.

]]>e4a61714-e413-44c7-b131-b9255ac78679Fri, 07 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -040001:38:01truefull5656September 28, 2022 Episode 55: Evan Peters' PeterSeptember 28, 2022 Episode 55: Evan Peters' PeterIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get badgered about the dachshund, discover blues singer Koko Taylor, learn about the 1919 Omaha race riot, take a poke at National Poke Day, uncover a new Alzheimer's treatment, trace that White House call to a 1/6 rioter, examine fascism in Europe, take a bite of the new Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix, and celebrate National Good Neighbor Day by naming their five favorite television neighbors.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie get badgered about the dachshund, discover blues singer Koko Taylor, learn about the 1919 Omaha race riot, take a poke at National Poke Day, uncover a new Alzheimer's treatment, trace that White House call to a 1/6 rioter, examine fascism in Europe, take a bite of the new Jeffrey Dahmer series on Netflix, and celebrate National Good Neighbor Day by naming their five favorite television neighbors.

]]>5e966628-9b1c-400e-b571-26f09e2bd25dFri, 30 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -040001:22:28truefull5555September 21, 2022 Episode 54: His Penelope Pitstop Was The UniverseSeptember 21, 2022 Episode 54: His Penelope Pitstop Was The UniverseIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie learn how to pronounce "Ca de Bou," get animated over Chuck Jones, look at the legacy of Will & Grace, review recent queer-related court rulings, get exorcised over the Netflix film the Catholic School, mock the congressional candidate falsely claiming to be a combat veteran, debate the issue of waiting for doctors, and name their five favorite film heroes.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie learn how to pronounce "Ca de Bou," get animated over Chuck Jones, look at the legacy of Will & Grace, review recent queer-related court rulings, get exorcised over the Netflix film the Catholic School, mock the congressional candidate falsely claiming to be a combat veteran, debate the issue of waiting for doctors, and name their five favorite film heroes.

]]>13652090-79c3-4ef1-82e1-80d63a166b8eFri, 23 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -040001:32:46truefull5454September 14, 2022 Episode 53: Whatever Happened To Tiffani Gish?September 14, 2022 Episode 53: Whatever Happened To Tiffani Gish?In this week's episode. Patrick and Tommie discuss cannabis then and now, bark about the bakharwal, sing the praises of Alice Tully, look at the legacy of Queen Elizabeth II, review the miracles of America's first saint, take a bite out of National Cream-Filled Donut Day, pass judgment on an injustice in Iowa, look at the recent changes at CNN and the state of news journalism, throw a hammer down on Thor: Love and Thunder, and name their five favorite film villains.

]]>In this week's episode. Patrick and Tommie discuss cannabis then and now, bark about the bakharwal, sing the praises of Alice Tully, look at the legacy of Queen Elizabeth II, review the miracles of America's first saint, take a bite out of National Cream-Filled Donut Day, pass judgment on an injustice in Iowa, look at the recent changes at CNN and the state of news journalism, throw a hammer down on Thor: Love and Thunder, and name their five favorite film villains.

]]>ccec0524-7e94-48e3-a73c-d801492a09c8Fri, 16 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -040001:37:24truefull5353September 7, 2022 Episode 52: Getting Railed On Fine, Corinthian LeatherSeptember 7, 2022 Episode 52: Getting Railed On Fine, Corinthian LeatherIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie make monkey faces at the affenpinscher, congratulate RuPaul, get iced over Rudy Galindo, discover what the James-Younger gang ate for breakfast before an ill-fated bank robbery, cheer the judge who barred an insurrectionist from office, get an education in school board elections, preview an old documentary about a forgotten gay icon, take a look at the Billy Eichner-Joel Kim Booster non-spat, and, in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, name their five favorite Hispanic artists and performers.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie make monkey faces at the affenpinscher, congratulate RuPaul, get iced over Rudy Galindo, discover what the James-Younger gang ate for breakfast before an ill-fated bank robbery, cheer the judge who barred an insurrectionist from office, get an education in school board elections, preview an old documentary about a forgotten gay icon, take a look at the Billy Eichner-Joel Kim Booster non-spat, and, in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, name their five favorite Hispanic artists and performers.

]]>4b142e11-85d8-40f2-b57f-0815fd71d62dFri, 09 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -040001:28:38truefull5252August 31, 2022 Episode 51: She's Got Metaphorical EyesAugust 31, 2022 Episode 51: She's Got Metaphorical EyesIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss a dog virus outbreak, flush out the history of Commodus, hail Mikhail Gorbachev, take a look at the first film to use the word "homosexual," take a powder on Diatomaceous Earth Day, judge a failed effort to ban queer books in Virginia, welcome the premiere and cancellation of new segment Five Minutes with Audra, and dance on Lauren Boebert's head, climaxing with a review of Patrick's Facebook suspension and Holocaust humor.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss a dog virus outbreak, flush out the history of Commodus, hail Mikhail Gorbachev, take a look at the first film to use the word "homosexual," take a powder on Diatomaceous Earth Day, judge a failed effort to ban queer books in Virginia, welcome the premiere and cancellation of new segment Five Minutes with Audra, and dance on Lauren Boebert's head, climaxing with a review of Patrick's Facebook suspension and Holocaust humor.

]]>13028e34-774f-434a-975d-7da226d35295Fri, 02 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -040001:30:24truefull5151Episode 50: We're Having A Party!Episode 50: We're Having A Party!In honor of reaching their 50th episode, Tommie and Patrick and producer/husband Steven welcome back their former guests Sheilah Barksdale, Kristin Danko, Indy Johnson, Melanie Lipton, Bryce Powell, and John J. Steele, Jr. for a celebration. Among the cocktail banter topics were the podcast's origins, the correct use of the word "treacle," a re-hashing of the Mamma Mia brouhaha, not feeding Kristin, dick pics, who sent the first dick pic, Generation Jones, sounding butch, and sounding like Viola Davis.

]]>In honor of reaching their 50th episode, Tommie and Patrick and producer/husband Steven welcome back their former guests Sheilah Barksdale, Kristin Danko, Indy Johnson, Melanie Lipton, Bryce Powell, and John J. Steele, Jr. for a celebration. Among the cocktail banter topics were the podcast's origins, the correct use of the word "treacle," a re-hashing of the Mamma Mia brouhaha, not feeding Kristin, dick pics, who sent the first dick pic, Generation Jones, sounding butch, and sounding like Viola Davis.

]]>cb30b198-b77e-4c61-b672-f73d474c1d2cFri, 26 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -040001:28:27truefull5050August 17, 2022 Episode 49: No Thanks, We're Non-BinaryAugust 17, 2022 Episode 49: No Thanks, We're Non-BinaryIn this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes returning guest Bryce Powell and new guest Indy Johnson, wherein Indy educates Patrick about axolotls and roller derby, they tip their coonskin cap to Davey Crockett, discover what Robert De Niro films our guests have missed, go "oink" over Animal Farm, pay their last respects to Liz Cheney and the death of the Republican Party as we knew it, investigate the link between Eddie Izzard and Joan of Arc, give a first-hand education about transgenderism and gender non-conformity, and name their favorite artists.

]]>In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes returning guest Bryce Powell and new guest Indy Johnson, wherein Indy educates Patrick about axolotls and roller derby, they tip their coonskin cap to Davey Crockett, discover what Robert De Niro films our guests have missed, go "oink" over Animal Farm, pay their last respects to Liz Cheney and the death of the Republican Party as we knew it, investigate the link between Eddie Izzard and Joan of Arc, give a first-hand education about transgenderism and gender non-conformity, and name their favorite artists.

]]>dd5c8462-accd-4fda-9b9c-57e8d6b52705Fri, 19 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -040001:44:53truefull4949August 10, 2022 Episode 48: Kristin Versus The MachinesAugust 10, 2022 Episode 48: Kristin Versus The MachinesIn this week's episode Tommie surprises Patrick with a special guest: his friend and up-and-coming Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko, wherein they open up about shut-down dogs, salute Herbert Hoover, sing about Ronnie Spector, celebrate the legacy of Olivia Newton-John, pray for the patron saint of flaming fingertips, take a plea on pleading the Fifth, search for answers in the Mar-A-Lago search, flush the Trump toilet photos, and Tommie lauds the Janet Jackson documentary (again). They also examine Mike Lindell's warning about voting machines taking over the world, and name their five favorite concerts.

]]>In this week's episode Tommie surprises Patrick with a special guest: his friend and up-and-coming Long Island comedienne Kristin Danko, wherein they open up about shut-down dogs, salute Herbert Hoover, sing about Ronnie Spector, celebrate the legacy of Olivia Newton-John, pray for the patron saint of flaming fingertips, take a plea on pleading the Fifth, search for answers in the Mar-A-Lago search, flush the Trump toilet photos, and Tommie lauds the Janet Jackson documentary (again). They also examine Mike Lindell's warning about voting machines taking over the world, and name their five favorite concerts.

]]>00cba9cb-9956-411a-9617-45f3b3b4d503Fri, 12 Aug 2022 14:15:00 -040001:43:55truefull4848August 3, 2022 Episode 47: Somewhere In EnglandAugust 3, 2022 Episode 47: Somewhere In EnglandIn this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss old dogs, celebrate the music of Connie Converse and Tony Bennett, laud the life of actress Nichelle Nichols, learn about the patron saint of the Golden Girls, stare in wonder at the Kansas referendum results, jeer at InfoWars host Alex Jones, admire Neil Patrick Harris' buttocks on his new Netflix show Uncoupled, laugh at Representative Lauren Boebert's latest lunacy, and name their five favorite stand-up comedians.

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie and Patrick discuss old dogs, celebrate the music of Connie Converse and Tony Bennett, laud the life of actress Nichelle Nichols, learn about the patron saint of the Golden Girls, stare in wonder at the Kansas referendum results, jeer at InfoWars host Alex Jones, admire Neil Patrick Harris' buttocks on his new Netflix show Uncoupled, laugh at Representative Lauren Boebert's latest lunacy, and name their five favorite stand-up comedians.

]]>94a1d3bb-5596-4551-b27b-1ce5232001f8Fri, 05 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -040001:41:18truefull4747July 27, 2022 Episode 46: This Episode Is Brought To You By FloridaJuly 27, 2022 Episode 46: This Episode Is Brought To You By FloridaIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs at parties, celebrate the career of Norman Lear, say a prayer for Rev. Troy Perry, get animated over Bugs Bunny, drink a toast to National Scotch Day, celebrate Steve Bannon's conviction, examine Christian nationalism, laugh at the amazing number of people saying stupid things this past week, and name their favorite summer movies.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss dogs at parties, celebrate the career of Norman Lear, say a prayer for Rev. Troy Perry, get animated over Bugs Bunny, drink a toast to National Scotch Day, celebrate Steve Bannon's conviction, examine Christian nationalism, laugh at the amazing number of people saying stupid things this past week, and name their favorite summer movies.

]]>1a52003f-ff19-434e-b00b-22bc0586c0e6Fri, 29 Jul 2022 08:00:00 -040001:30:16truefull4646July 20, 2022 Episode 45: The Lawn Tea TangentJuly 20, 2022 Episode 45: The Lawn Tea TangentTommie returns in this week's episode, wherein he and Patrick discuss the joy of dog sitting, celebrate Dame Diana Rigg, look to the stars for the first lunar landing, get frank over National Hot Dog Day, break out in a rash over monkeypox, mow the lawn with Dr. Oz, and name their favorite summer beverages, including Tommie's epic saga about a certain type of tea.

]]>Tommie returns in this week's episode, wherein he and Patrick discuss the joy of dog sitting, celebrate Dame Diana Rigg, look to the stars for the first lunar landing, get frank over National Hot Dog Day, break out in a rash over monkeypox, mow the lawn with Dr. Oz, and name their favorite summer beverages, including Tommie's epic saga about a certain type of tea.

]]>91761761-d8e0-4884-9518-d43f2eef3c44Fri, 22 Jul 2022 08:00:00 -040001:25:00truefull4545July 13, 2022 Episode 44: The Dog Days of Ernesto WolfgangJuly 13, 2022 Episode 44: The Dog Days of Ernesto WolfgangIn this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back his buddy Ernie, wherein they discuss Patrick's recent health drama, take a look at Sirius (the star, not the radio service), salute Sir Patrick Stewart, learn about the NYC Draft Riots, extol the virtues of the French fry, go ape over monkeypox, review the latest 1/6 House Committee hearing, discover what they're missing on television, and sing about their favorite summer songs, while Ernie learns that no good deed goes unpunished.

]]>In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick welcomes back his buddy Ernie, wherein they discuss Patrick's recent health drama, take a look at Sirius (the star, not the radio service), salute Sir Patrick Stewart, learn about the NYC Draft Riots, extol the virtues of the French fry, go ape over monkeypox, review the latest 1/6 House Committee hearing, discover what they're missing on television, and sing about their favorite summer songs, while Ernie learns that no good deed goes unpunished.

]]>7b058671-dc20-4680-ac26-97af12040d9cFri, 15 Jul 2022 08:00:00 -040001:30:34truefull4444July 8, 2022: Episode 43 and 1/3: The Not-Quite-An-Episode EpisodeJuly 8, 2022: Episode 43 and 1/3: The Not-Quite-An-Episode EpisodeWe were supposed to record an episode in Cherry Grove, but as the saying goes: man plans, God laughs.

]]>We were supposed to record an episode in Cherry Grove, but as the saying goes: man plans, God laughs.

]]>0e058353-4044-4f1a-92a0-bbd0f84bfd86Fri, 08 Jul 2022 08:00:00 -040002:21falsefull4343June 29, 2022 Episode 43: Keep Up The Yoga, Andy!June 29, 2022 Episode 43: Keep Up The Yoga, Andy!In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder where to place the dog when away on vacation, waffle over National Waffle Iron Day, break out in a rash over monkeypox, strongly dissent from the most recent Supreme Court decisions, learn some shocking developments at the most recent 1/6 hearing, review a local production of the play Clybourne Park, and name their favorite queer performing artists.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie ponder where to place the dog when away on vacation, waffle over National Waffle Iron Day, break out in a rash over monkeypox, strongly dissent from the most recent Supreme Court decisions, learn some shocking developments at the most recent 1/6 hearing, review a local production of the play Clybourne Park, and name their favorite queer performing artists.

]]>58ce42fa-97da-460f-9596-9d490ed0699eFri, 01 Jul 2022 08:00:00 -040001:25:01truefull4343June 22, 2022 Episode 42: The Florescent Curmudgeon Looks At Crime Among The AmishJune 22, 2022 Episode 42: The Florescent Curmudgeon Looks At Crime Among The AmishIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie throw the book at the Smithtown Library, scratch themselves over flea and tick season, have fun with Cyndi Lauper, get mighty real with Jimmy Somerville, lament Judy Garland's passing, drool over onion rings, Tommie stands on one leg to test his mortality, they look at the latest Supreme Court ruling on religious schools, wonder what happened to Texas Republicans, laugh at former Congressman Steve King, discuss Patrick's favorite screen kisses, and Tommie closes out the episode with the epic re-telling of an emotional crisis involving double-parking.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie throw the book at the Smithtown Library, scratch themselves over flea and tick season, have fun with Cyndi Lauper, get mighty real with Jimmy Somerville, lament Judy Garland's passing, drool over onion rings, Tommie stands on one leg to test his mortality, they look at the latest Supreme Court ruling on religious schools, wonder what happened to Texas Republicans, laugh at former Congressman Steve King, discuss Patrick's favorite screen kisses, and Tommie closes out the episode with the epic re-telling of an emotional crisis involving double-parking.

]]>26d94c3f-52dc-43a8-b9cd-e85a7c986b86Fri, 24 Jun 2022 08:00:00 -040001:33:10truefull4242June 15, 2022 Episode 41: Doing The Gay ThingJune 15, 2022 Episode 41: Doing The Gay ThingIn this episode, Tommie and Patrick talk about their marching in the Long Island Pride Parade, bringing your dog to large public events, the talents of Neil Patrick Harris, Smile Power Day, the week in anti-queer violence, the Tony Awards, Kim Kardashian and the Dress, and the virtues of Cherry Grove.

]]>In this episode, Tommie and Patrick talk about their marching in the Long Island Pride Parade, bringing your dog to large public events, the talents of Neil Patrick Harris, Smile Power Day, the week in anti-queer violence, the Tony Awards, Kim Kardashian and the Dress, and the virtues of Cherry Grove.

]]>5b196463-00f9-462b-9f0d-1fc7c82135a2Fri, 17 Jun 2022 08:00:00 -040001:40:46truefull4141June 8, 2022 Episode 40: Putting Sunscreen On Your ElephantJune 8, 2022 Episode 40: Putting Sunscreen On Your ElephantTommie returns in this episode, where he and Patrick kick up sand over dogs at the beach, put on their marching shoes for the Long Island Pride Parade, say doubleplusgood things about Orwell's 1984, look at the bright side of Upsy Daisy Day, issue their ruling on the attack on Justice Brett Kavanaugh, preview the House 1/6 Committee hearings, review the new Fire Island film, and name their 5 favorite fictional queer characters.

]]>Tommie returns in this episode, where he and Patrick kick up sand over dogs at the beach, put on their marching shoes for the Long Island Pride Parade, say doubleplusgood things about Orwell's 1984, look at the bright side of Upsy Daisy Day, issue their ruling on the attack on Justice Brett Kavanaugh, preview the House 1/6 Committee hearings, review the new Fire Island film, and name their 5 favorite fictional queer characters.

]]>6ae997cc-e965-441e-a802-4065510eb121Fri, 10 Jun 2022 08:00:00 -040001:36:06truefull4040June 1, 2022 Episode 39: The Importance of Seeing ButtocksJune 1, 2022 Episode 39: The Importance of Seeing ButtocksIn this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven talk to EastLine Theatre Co-Artistic Director Danny Higgins about upcoming productions of Shakespeare and an Oscar Wilde adaptation, sweat over the dog days of summer, sing the praises of certain lesbian chanteuses, get angry over the persecution of trans people in America, drool over Who Killed Sara, lament the sad demise of Grace and Frankie, name their favorite queer figures in history, and examine Patrick's gripe with the state of men's glutei maximi.

]]>In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and his husband/producer Steven talk to EastLine Theatre Co-Artistic Director Danny Higgins about upcoming productions of Shakespeare and an Oscar Wilde adaptation, sweat over the dog days of summer, sing the praises of certain lesbian chanteuses, get angry over the persecution of trans people in America, drool over Who Killed Sara, lament the sad demise of Grace and Frankie, name their favorite queer figures in history, and examine Patrick's gripe with the state of men's glutei maximi.

]]>70551d83-5dcb-4e8a-9fd3-84a3fe2ebbe9Fri, 03 Jun 2022 08:00:00 -040001:38:09truefull3939May 25, 2022 Episode 38: Roy Hinkley Was SO GayMay 25, 2022 Episode 38: Roy Hinkley Was SO GayIn this episode, Patrick and Tommie hoe a row over dogs and gardens, sing the praises of Beverly Sills and the wonderful puppeteer and film wizard Frank Oz, nerd out over Geek Pride Day, dry themselves off with Towel Day, scratch their heads over the Supreme Court, firearms laws, and the state of the nation, applaud gay student activist Zander Moricz, debate Ricky Gervais' recent Netflix special, stand up for police in uniform in Pride parades, and contemplate the sex lives of the inhabitants of Gilligan's Island.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie hoe a row over dogs and gardens, sing the praises of Beverly Sills and the wonderful puppeteer and film wizard Frank Oz, nerd out over Geek Pride Day, dry themselves off with Towel Day, scratch their heads over the Supreme Court, firearms laws, and the state of the nation, applaud gay student activist Zander Moricz, debate Ricky Gervais' recent Netflix special, stand up for police in uniform in Pride parades, and contemplate the sex lives of the inhabitants of Gilligan's Island.

]]>49e95167-8a78-421c-9160-f57cca7c22afFri, 27 May 2022 08:00:00 -040001:39:00truefull3838May 18, 2022 Episode 37: CanadianalityMay 18, 2022 Episode 37: CanadianalityIn this episode, Patrick and Tommie salute the last liberal Republican, laud the films of director Frank Capra, look back at the Laramie Project, examine the man behind the Great Replacement conspiracy theory, celebrate the return of the Kids In The Hall and Canadian humor, and name their favorite museums.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie salute the last liberal Republican, laud the films of director Frank Capra, look back at the Laramie Project, examine the man behind the Great Replacement conspiracy theory, celebrate the return of the Kids In The Hall and Canadian humor, and name their favorite museums.

]]>f26425eb-0682-40d1-b1bc-08134fe3e098Fri, 20 May 2022 08:00:00 -040001:48:09truefull3737May 11, 2022 Episode 36: Dances With Men (The Mustache Episode)May 11, 2022 Episode 36: Dances With Men (The Mustache Episode)In this episode, Patrick and Tommie meditate on the Zen of dogwalking, sing the praises of Irving Berlin, contract and release over Martha Graham, say hello to Dali, salute the Land of 10,000 Lakes, issue a health warning on the danger of crossing Patti LuPone, feel flabbergasted over further Florida fascism, look at some local theatre, and name their favorite Jewish-American comedians.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie meditate on the Zen of dogwalking, sing the praises of Irving Berlin, contract and release over Martha Graham, say hello to Dali, salute the Land of 10,000 Lakes, issue a health warning on the danger of crossing Patti LuPone, feel flabbergasted over further Florida fascism, look at some local theatre, and name their favorite Jewish-American comedians.

]]>1a58917d-0150-4dbb-957f-36b3eab8afcbFri, 13 May 2022 08:00:00 -040001:41:23truefull3636May 4, 2022 Episode 35: A Wade in Roe With Engelbrekt EngelbrektssonMay 4, 2022 Episode 35: A Wade in Roe With Engelbrekt EngelbrektssonIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at dog behavior and stereotypes, kvell over Jewish-American Heritage Month, become radiant babies over the art of Keith Haring, lament the death of a Swedish national hero, look at Tommie's antipathy to Star Wars Day and birds, name their favorite famous Jewish-Americans, and take a long, hard look at THAT U.S. Supreme Court draft decision that's about to set off dynamite to American jurisprudence.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie look at dog behavior and stereotypes, kvell over Jewish-American Heritage Month, become radiant babies over the art of Keith Haring, lament the death of a Swedish national hero, look at Tommie's antipathy to Star Wars Day and birds, name their favorite famous Jewish-Americans, and take a long, hard look at THAT U.S. Supreme Court draft decision that's about to set off dynamite to American jurisprudence.

]]>74fa3a79-9c4b-4a54-a281-28e7f71181d8Fri, 06 May 2022 08:00:00 -040002:19:58truefull3535April 27, 2022 Episode 34: Plucking My Ektara in Applef**k, IndianaApril 27, 2022 Episode 34: Plucking My Ektara in Applef**k, IndianaIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie share hostile encounters while dogwalking, pay homage to Coretta Scott King, take a swing at Babe Ruth Day, pray for sanity on the Supreme Court, go skin-deep on the Johnny Depp defamation trial, shed some light on Harvey Fierstein's Torch Song, listen to Donald Trump warn us about the dangers of thrown fruit, and name their five favorite jazz singers.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie share hostile encounters while dogwalking, pay homage to Coretta Scott King, take a swing at Babe Ruth Day, pray for sanity on the Supreme Court, go skin-deep on the Johnny Depp defamation trial, shed some light on Harvey Fierstein's Torch Song, listen to Donald Trump warn us about the dangers of thrown fruit, and name their five favorite jazz singers.

]]>2bf92a45-659d-4e50-82f8-bd01ade6ed83Fri, 29 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -040001:49:16truefull3434April 20, 2022 Episode 33: Mickey & Pluto: A Love StoryApril 20, 2022 Episode 33: Mickey & Pluto: A Love StoryIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie lament the Grand Rapids shooting, probe the problem of pets and cannabis, celebrate 420 Day the only way it can be celebrated, titter over testicle tanning, rue the rise of anti-queer laws, get dizzy over Disney's battle with fascist Florida, banter about the new Batman film, name their favorite stoners, and Tommie gripes over Patrick's lack of one.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie lament the Grand Rapids shooting, probe the problem of pets and cannabis, celebrate 420 Day the only way it can be celebrated, titter over testicle tanning, rue the rise of anti-queer laws, get dizzy over Disney's battle with fascist Florida, banter about the new Batman film, name their favorite stoners, and Tommie gripes over Patrick's lack of one.

]]>b0907c29-2f93-4539-b0b3-5608ffb1de57Fri, 22 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -040001:50:05truefull3333April 13, 2022 Episode 32: Judas Was A Pissed-Off TopApril 13, 2022 Episode 32: Judas Was A Pissed-Off TopIn this sacredly profane episode, Patrick and Tommie cheer the capture of the NYC subway shooter, explore exactly why chocolate is bad for dogs, salute National Scrabble Day, take a look at Jesus' busy schedule during Holy Week, applaud a cheeky queer teen activist in Florida, gasp at the Jimmy Savile documentary, and name their favorite board games.

]]>In this sacredly profane episode, Patrick and Tommie cheer the capture of the NYC subway shooter, explore exactly why chocolate is bad for dogs, salute National Scrabble Day, take a look at Jesus' busy schedule during Holy Week, applaud a cheeky queer teen activist in Florida, gasp at the Jimmy Savile documentary, and name their favorite board games.

]]>77f642db-29a7-4200-bfde-b871e88b9485Fri, 15 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -040001:47:07falsefull3232April 5 2022 Episode 31: In Search of the Unknown Missing LevantApril 5 2022 Episode 31: In Search of the Unknown Missing LevantIn this week's episode, Tommy and Patrick jazz it up with Stanley Turrentine, live long and prosper on First Contact Day, get schooled on further Florida fascism, take a ride through A Strange Loop, extol the virtues and intellect of Lauren Boebert, and name their favorite jazz musicians. Most of their names, anyway.

]]>In this week's episode, Tommy and Patrick jazz it up with Stanley Turrentine, live long and prosper on First Contact Day, get schooled on further Florida fascism, take a ride through A Strange Loop, extol the virtues and intellect of Lauren Boebert, and name their favorite jazz musicians. Most of their names, anyway.

]]>215f8725-1f9f-4d54-b392-104fb4f14f3cFri, 08 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -040001:19:06truefull3131March 29 2022 Episode 30: Oscar! Oscar! <smack> Oscar?March 29 2022 Episode 30: Oscar! Oscar! <smack> Oscar?In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick to talk about alternative affectionate pets, laud Lucy Lawless, become mesmerized over the Copenhagen hypnosis murders, salute Vietnam War Veterans' Day, dissent from the latest Supreme Court shenanigans, and get punchy over this year's Academy Awards.

]]>In this week's episode, Tommie returns and joins Patrick to talk about alternative affectionate pets, laud Lucy Lawless, become mesmerized over the Copenhagen hypnosis murders, salute Vietnam War Veterans' Day, dissent from the latest Supreme Court shenanigans, and get punchy over this year's Academy Awards.

]]>a4b892c1-09bb-43f5-ab98-fd10b9974c0dFri, 01 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -040001:45:46truefull3030March 22 2022 Episode 29: Chicken Cesar Chavez SaladMarch 22 2022 Episode 29: Chicken Cesar Chavez SaladIn this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome guest Daniel Higgins, and talk about pet names and Daniel's latest theatrical projects, wax rhapsodic over Stephen Sondheim, hold court on the Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmation hearing, review Daniel's trip to London's West End, and celebrate National Agriculture Day by naming their favorite farmers.

]]>In this Tommie-less episode, Patrick and husband/producer Steven welcome guest Daniel Higgins, and talk about pet names and Daniel's latest theatrical projects, wax rhapsodic over Stephen Sondheim, hold court on the Ketanji Brown Jackson confirmation hearing, review Daniel's trip to London's West End, and celebrate National Agriculture Day by naming their favorite farmers.

]]>37c4453e-e431-42ce-9ddd-31bcb9de26b5Fri, 25 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -040001:44:34falsefull2929March 15 2022 Episode 28: Mamma Mia, That's A Spicy Podcast!March 15 2022 Episode 28: Mamma Mia, That's A Spicy Podcast!In this episode, Patrick and Tommie give an update on animal rescue efforts in Ukraine, celebrate the Notorious RBG, mind meld over World Contact Day, go plotz over the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and West Side Story, and perform a song-and-dance over local theatre.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie give an update on animal rescue efforts in Ukraine, celebrate the Notorious RBG, mind meld over World Contact Day, go plotz over the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and West Side Story, and perform a song-and-dance over local theatre.

]]>df1b9dd1-c34b-4521-8ef0-898551564dc1Fri, 18 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -040001:47:43truefull2828March 8, 2022 Episode 27: Confessions of a Crapulous FragapanophobeMarch 8, 2022 Episode 27: Confessions of a Crapulous FragapanophobeIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss bear fur, Captain Jonas Grumby, International Women's Day, the Florida "Don't Say Gay" Bill, and their five favorite women in history.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss bear fur, Captain Jonas Grumby, International Women's Day, the Florida "Don't Say Gay" Bill, and their five favorite women in history.

]]>75796600-14df-4c15-9a70-9d8eca5ac3d3Fri, 11 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -040001:40:02truefull2727March 1 2022 Episode 26: Donkey GenitalsMarch 1 2022 Episode 26: Donkey GenitalsIn this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about saving pets in Ukraine, the Salem witch trials, National Pig Day, war crimes in Ukraine, and lots of People Saying Stupid Things.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about saving pets in Ukraine, the Salem witch trials, National Pig Day, war crimes in Ukraine, and lots of People Saying Stupid Things.

]]>175cff98-ff21-424c-bb71-fe33dbdab3cfFri, 04 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -040001:20:42truefull2626February 22 2022 Episode 25: Happy Doris Day Spay Day!February 22 2022 Episode 25: Happy Doris Day Spay Day!In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie let sleeping dogs lie, spill the tea on George Washington, look back at Black History Month, get schooled on Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill, and name their favorite African-American actors.

]]>In this week's episode, Patrick and Tommie let sleeping dogs lie, spill the tea on George Washington, look back at Black History Month, get schooled on Florida's "Don't Say Gay" bill, and name their favorite African-American actors.

]]>f27cfc23-ebe8-4b26-9a6f-2bf3bfb9abc9Fri, 25 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -040001:43:58truefull2525February 15 2022 Episode 24: Don We Now Our Intimate ApparelFebruary 15 2022 Episode 24: Don We Now Our Intimate ApparelIn this extra-long, special episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the 1000th podcast download, with their guests Sheilah Barksdale and Matthew Rosenberg, co-directors of the Lynn Nottage play Intimate Apparel at EastLine Theatre on Long Island. They talk about the play, African-American involvement in local theatre, cannabis edibles and kids, Sarah Palin v. the NY Times, trucker convoys, the gaspacho-eating Gestapo, and their favorite African-American actresses.

]]>In this extra-long, special episode, Patrick and Tommie celebrate the 1000th podcast download, with their guests Sheilah Barksdale and Matthew Rosenberg, co-directors of the Lynn Nottage play Intimate Apparel at EastLine Theatre on Long Island. They talk about the play, African-American involvement in local theatre, cannabis edibles and kids, Sarah Palin v. the NY Times, trucker convoys, the gaspacho-eating Gestapo, and their favorite African-American actresses.

]]>84b5478d-b19f-4318-bd97-2252686b5dfaFri, 18 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -040001:59:32truefull2424February 8 2022 Episode 23: I Plié When I SautéFebruary 8 2022 Episode 23: I Plié When I SautéIn this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the dog days of February and seasonal affective disorder, James Dean, the Orangeburg Massacre, gerrymandering, and their favorite romantic couples.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss the dog days of February and seasonal affective disorder, James Dean, the Orangeburg Massacre, gerrymandering, and their favorite romantic couples.

]]>31d10fe9-dc7c-4961-8b35-e191b2addfb6Fri, 11 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -040001:36:48truefull2323February 1 2022 Episode 22: Serial Killers & Drag QueensFebruary 1 2022 Episode 22: Serial Killers & Drag QueensIn this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss veterinarians, Langston Hughes, Irish fishermen versus the Russian Navy, the Maus brouhaha, and their favorite famous African-Americans.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss veterinarians, Langston Hughes, Irish fishermen versus the Russian Navy, the Maus brouhaha, and their favorite famous African-Americans.

]]>c3f4419c-317e-4ca8-bc27-4a5091514e23Fri, 04 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -040001:46:46truefull2222January 25 2022 Episode 21: Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged GentlemenJanuary 25 2022 Episode 21: Snow White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Gentlemen038a8996-a88d-4a61-bc68-c109f7ae4bbbFri, 28 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -040001:09:09truefull2121January 18 2022 Episode 20: Ginger Vitis and Mona Learn CRTJanuary 18 2022 Episode 20: Ginger Vitis and Mona Learn CRT68699108-7e0a-4824-a385-3607f18afdd3Fri, 21 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -040001:49:18truefull2020January 11 2022 Episode 19: We Like To Watch: Bigger, Longer, UncutJanuary 11 2022 Episode 19: We Like To Watch: Bigger, Longer, Uncut49519905-c7ca-45f7-a4c7-6c82751424fbFri, 14 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -040059:09truefull1919January 4 2022 Episode 18: Entenmann's, We Have A ProblemJanuary 4 2022 Episode 18: Entenmann's, We Have A Problem367e73a1-b45d-4d0c-afd4-a67a26809329Fri, 07 Jan 2022 08:00:00 -040001:35:39truefull1818December 28 2021 Episode 17: Long Night's Journey Into 2022December 28 2021 Episode 17: Long Night's Journey Into 202248156774-a168-45ef-aa6b-4d4011da15fcFri, 31 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -040001:29:45truefull1717December 21 2021 Episode 16: Holiday Drivel with Ernesto Wolfgang and the Christmas LeechesDecember 21 2021 Episode 16: Holiday Drivel with Ernesto Wolfgang and the Christmas Leeches11dee07d-a4b3-4cba-b6ea-f25d2ff1bebcFri, 24 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -040001:52:31truefull1616December 14 2021 Episode 15: Where Have You Gone, Margaret Chase Smith?December 14 2021 Episode 15: Where Have You Gone, Margaret Chase Smith?593df195-679d-44d2-816a-c2cfe490f83cFri, 17 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -040001:37:27truefull1515December 7 2021 Episode 14: The Grinch Sings The Planet SongDecember 7 2021 Episode 14: The Grinch Sings The Planet Song72b3fce2-4a25-460d-a1e8-96535eb9f455Fri, 10 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -040001:28:41truefull1414November 30 2021 Episode 13: Everything's Coming Up SondheimNovember 30 2021 Episode 13: Everything's Coming Up Sondheimb8bc075b-06da-48f0-9709-44fef4f466e1Fri, 03 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -040001:28:29truefull1313November 23 2021 Episode 12: Turkey Trivia with the Man Of SteeleNovember 23 2021 Episode 12: Turkey Trivia with the Man Of Steele0ea83d7b-d388-49ec-8302-5dc041fbdabdFri, 26 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -040001:31:46truefull1212November 16 2021 Episode 11: Trippin' Over Harry Connick's HeadNovember 16 2021 Episode 11: Trippin' Over Harry Connick's Head95defc32-49aa-43bc-ae59-f02ab9cc1cf6Fri, 19 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -040001:16:37truefull1111November 9 2021 Episode 10: Hedy Lamarr and the Angry InchNovember 9 2021 Episode 10: Hedy Lamarr and the Angry Incha0fa5c5e-fb05-4f2d-a89f-c5b2f665630fFri, 12 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -040001:34:32truefull1010October 26 2021 Episode 9: Halloween Homos At The Concrete FarmOctober 26 2021 Episode 9: Halloween Homos At The Concrete Farm7c670164-11c3-4704-af3b-1a105fb74418Fri, 29 Oct 2021 08:00:00 -040001:31:31truefull99October 19 2021 Episode 8: The Post-COVID Shopping Bag BluesOctober 19 2021 Episode 8: The Post-COVID Shopping Bag Blues8951d8af-d6a9-4777-b810-b0dc7e192601Fri, 22 Oct 2021 08:00:00 -040001:17:29truefull88October 12 2021, Episode 7: Petting Mae West's BriefsOctober 12 2021, Episode 7: Petting Mae West's Briefs9465e2d4-29a1-4183-8140-7b86e80a2e38Fri, 15 Oct 2021 08:00:00 -040001:08:37truefull77October 5 2021 Episode 6: Wake Me Up Before You Go-GoOctober 5 2021 Episode 6: Wake Me Up Before You Go-GoIn this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss playing with their dogs, Chester Alan Arthur, Apple Betty, Tony Bennett, Celebrities Saying Stupid Things, and our 5 favorite male singers.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie discuss playing with their dogs, Chester Alan Arthur, Apple Betty, Tony Bennett, Celebrities Saying Stupid Things, and our 5 favorite male singers.

]]>df573a10-d787-4ce2-b9f7-f711344e6886Fri, 08 Oct 2021 08:00:00 -040001:18:48truefull66September 28, 2021 Episode 5: Tony! Tony! Tony!September 28, 2021 Episode 5: Tony! Tony! Tony!In this episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about when good dogs go bad, Ed Sullivan, the Pulse massacre lawsuit, the Tony Awards, and paper straws.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about when good dogs go bad, Ed Sullivan, the Pulse massacre lawsuit, the Tony Awards, and paper straws.

]]>73807505-32a0-430d-8903-855332889ea9Fri, 01 Oct 2021 08:00:00 -040001:20:10truefull55Sept 21, 2021 Episode 4: I Don't Like WesternsSept 21, 2021 Episode 4: I Don't Like WesternsIn this episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about bathing and grooming the dogs, H. G. Wells, Stephen King, Chai, the Emmy Awards, and Zed.

]]>In this episode, Patrick and Tommie talk about bathing and grooming the dogs, H. G. Wells, Stephen King, Chai, the Emmy Awards, and Zed.

]]>5eb3d255-c561-4e06-81ae-39ca4faf8892Fri, 24 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -040001:19:11truefull44September 14, 2021 Episode 3: Ants on a LogSeptember 14, 2021 Episode 3: Ants on a LogIn this episode, the men talk about feeding their dogs, Amy Winehouse, Mommie Dearest, favorite musical scores, and Ants on a Log.

]]>In this episode, the men talk about feeding their dogs, Amy Winehouse, Mommie Dearest, favorite musical scores, and Ants on a Log.

]]>fb130c79-2afb-4558-a9eb-31fd9b557455Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -040001:13:05truefull33Episode 2 Part 1Episode 2 Part 1Part 1

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]]>eedd3fce-a42c-433a-9106-f2f2206a3898Fri, 10 Sep 2021 00:15:00 -040057:34truefullGrumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs - Episode 1Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs - Episode 1Grumpy Old Gay Men and Their Dogs

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]]>aa96e95b-394e-4663-9cb1-a694c60a6870Fri, 03 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -040001:17:38truefull1111