Hanksy Panksy

36 - Joker: Folie à Deux : Scar Tissue I Wish I Saw

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 06:00:00 -0400

Look, is this a weird one? Did the fellas watch Joker 2, but like — only the last hour and change? You betcha. Did they do this as a desperate attempt to get a couple other, frostier fellas on the podcast? Oh yeah! So your mileage my vary, but come along for the ride as they discuss... Well, look. I didn't even bother to take notes on this one, so you'll have to listen and find out!

NEWS: A Cheeky Week Off

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0400

Nothing to see here folks! The boys are just taking a well-deserved week off from the Podcast Mines™, and will return to regularly scheduled programming soon. Thanks for being a listener, the fellas sure do appreciate! Until next time, y'all.

34 - Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: Strings are Strength

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 06:00:00 -0400

The fells are, for like the tenth time, heading down to Louisiana and them there swamps, this time with Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood. We'd like to say it's a good time, but... well, you'll just have to listen now, won't you? Jokes this time include: North Starz, gettin' gatored, bird truces, Mr. Rockford, Southerners don't exist, Dame Margo Martindale, and a heapin' helpin' of earnestness.

33 - Murder By Numbers: Mr. Biter Says Get Out

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0400

The fellas are doing a murder mystery once again, or perhaps more of a how-catch-'em? Either way, gear up for more Sandy B action in Murder by Numbers. Jokes this week include: Typewriter perverts, a shelf bonanza, Little Europe, Granda's big escape, hyena conversation, The Mall Daddy and on getting out...

32 - Miss Congeniality: Alfred's Red Room

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0400

After a bit of a break for some serious earnestness, the fellas are back at it with a proper episode on Miss Congeniality. The flagship moment for Season 4 has arrived, with a deep dive on jokes like: Windex Bets, biscuit bucks, Mr. Clean's big debut film, Little Bhutan, horses as beef, Krispy Can't, San Antonio Winds and a lot more 90s nostaliga.

31 - SPECIAL EPISODE: Rudy Tabootie's Guide to 2026

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 06:00:00 -0400

OHHHHHHHH man, this one certainly got away from the fellas, dinnit? Apologies folks (or not, depending) as this one gets way off the rails and incredibly earnest. There's jokes here — at least a few — but with everything going on, some things just needed to be said. Especially if said through the mouth of a beloved cartoon icon. Topics include: cookie point exchange rates, marking the vans, Windex as a sponsor, and just a ton of earnest content.

PATREON FEED DROP: The Fellowship of the Ring

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0400

Your elven eyes do not deceive you! Yes, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the release of Fellowship of the Ring, the boys are giving you special access to their (previously) Patreon-exclusive episode on that same film. What do the fellas have to say about hairy feets, potatoes, gettin' stabbed and smokin' hot park interpreters? Well, you'll have to go here and back again to find out!

29 - 28 Days: On Horse People

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 06:00:00 -0400

The fellas are doing their court-ordered stint in rehab after ruining someone's wedding. So grab a Go Bag™ and head on down to this week's episode about 28 Days, starring Sandy B. Jokes this time include: A plethora of Kiwis, throwing stars for your toddler, Strider as a pony, the Sits-Down-Waiter, crushed melons, and a little bit of jello and apple sauce.

Episode Notes: If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction — and can't find appropriate help — know that the fellas are always here for you. Email us, reach out to us on social media, whatever you need. We can point you to a support network that will help.

28 - Gun Shy: Wet Tenor's Merry Pizzmazz

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The dudes are welcoming Liam Neeson back to the podcast this week with Gun Shy, a flick starring the one and only Sandy B. However, it does take them quite a while to get to the movie. Once they do, however, the jokes and goofs include topics like: how hip the fellas are, NPArticles, Uncle Buck shenanigans, Dayton re: center of the universe, and one particularly damp crooner. Happy Holidays, everyone!

27 - Forces of Nature: Danish Pleasure

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are getting romantic (kinda) again with 1999's Forces of Nature, starring Sandy B in the role of a lifetime (maybe). Confess your love and get married in a hurricane, because jokes this week include: Tom's super duper bean juice, Lat-Whites, the weakest nails, gulpin' some Joe, when planes go on strike and a very high percentage.

26 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Ballerina

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0400

Your eyes are not lying to you folks! That's right, the boys are back at it with a couple of new Keanu flicks, starting with 2025's Ballerina. They are over the moon to be back in the Wickverse, with jokes including: Starz finally pays off, sink time with the little one, Doritos Presents Hulu, the big flame thrower fight and extra colon please!

25 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST: The Phoenician Scheme

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are watching a Wes Anderson (derogatory) flick once again because yer boi Tom Hanks simply cannot stop himself from being in them. So put on a twee little coat and talk without any emotions, things are (definitely not) heating up with The Phoenician Scheme! Jokes this time include: back at the brick factory, woodsman attire, meat shirts, movies for piggies, Wes is less and a basement absolutely full of trains.

24 - Prince of Egypt: A Haunted Big Gulp

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The fellas are going WAY back in time, back to the good old days Moses and Rameses with 1998's Prince of Egypt, starring (partially) Sandra B. So jump in a basket and float on down the river to goofs including: Bill in Memorial, the one true ring camera, tales of ghastly fumes, Fan-danging, and a certain lack of specificity.

23 - Practical Magic: Pineapple Pusher

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0400

Things are getting (very nearly) spooky here in the studio, as the boys take a deep dive on Practical Magic starring Sandy B. So remember to bring your broom and eye of newt, the jokes cauldron is cooking up some good 'uns this week like: Happenings down at the docks, kind of a lot of truckin', The Mango Mover, Woucestephuchet and some serious log pushin'.

22 - Hope Floats: Axe Hummus Spray

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed back down south, this time to Texas for the romantic drama classic Hope Floats, starring Sandy B. Make sure to bring yer truck and wear a cowboy hat, because this seductive journey includes jokes like: The horn of Jericho, thickly settled, The Ballad of Willy Wets, a Bar Moosevah, the death of Bigsby, and owning a piece of podcast history.

21 - Speed 2: My Cousin Jason

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are back at it with Speed 2, which like. Weirdly features the high seas? And Sandy B? It's a wild one, so strap in and prepare for jokes and japes like: An upper decker you'll remember, Siegel & Son Hole Fillers, the infamous hot dog pizza, Senator Tune Man, and a pretty big name drop.

20 - In Love and War: Shelf Money

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are back after an impromptu break, and barely remember how to do this! Things are loose and goofy as the fellas get back in the swing of things with 1996's In Love and War, starring Sandy B. There's not a lot to goof about in this WWI flick, but topics do include: Rum tum tuggin', Tape Beard rides again, praying for a Vrbo, Woof Woof Entertainment, thumb privileges, and always a Richard -- never a David!

19 - A Time to Kill: Too Many Grandads

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are once again in the courtroom (a favorite of theirs), this time with Sandy B via the mid-90's hit A Time to Kill. We aren't gonna sugarcoat it, this one gets pretty heavy and pretty earnest. But that doesn't mean there's a shortage of goofs! Topics include: Sam putting his foot down, ethics steaks, CostCo hotdogs, the manager of a certain Staples, Mickey Mousekiwitz, and a particularly brainy sexy lamp.

18 - Two If by Sea: Gronk's Big Day

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The fellas are both in New England this week! At least, metaphorically anyway... because they're taking a look at Two If by Sea, starring none other than Sandra B. So start dropping every R in sight and come hungry for lobster, because these jokes are all buttered up. Topics include: Essentially pulp-free liquids, Cats the musical the show, seat 22B, Tape Beard, trash panda TV and a whole lot more!

17 - The Net: The Daddy Zone

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys love a good 90's romp through the Internet, which is why they're (eventually) excited to be talking about 1995's The Net, starring Sandy B. ASL? Lol! That's right, jokes are very topical this week and include: Bobbee, subrelations, Sam is a trad hubs, Russian literature, the no kisses pie and car can't get you on boat!

16 - While You Were Sleeping: Introducing Power Cream

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The fellas head on back to Rom-Com Land, this time with While You Were Sleeping, starring none other than Sandy B, our favorite baked bean. That's right, prepare to get all emotionally invested in this week's episode. Jokes including (but not limited to): Plato's Cavity, Luke's Northeast Cah-Nah, the Void Boy, echoes & thunder, and whether or not you will commit to this podcast(?).

15 - Speed: Kiss the Clams

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are gettin' back on the bus with Speed, starring Sandy B. and a real up and coming so-and-so, one Mr. Keanu Reeves. Yes, that's right folks, Sam & Luke are back at it again -- and they will not be going under 50 MPH this time around! Jokes and japes include: ISP static, bailing pretty hard, PB&J as lubricant, dino juices, and a surprising amount of clams.

14 - Fire on the Amazon: Juices

Wed, 21 May 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are roaring back from hiatus now that Luke is settled in the great snowy north. That's right folks, they're back in the saddle and riding hard with... Fire on the Amazon? Wait, no, that can't be right! Who would come back from hiatus with a dud like this one! How'd it go? Only one way to find out, with goofs including: Just a little hit of the good stuff, a title for two times, the ol' Rise & Grind, mustache chatter, Smell-O-Vision, and Cincinnasty.

Movies I'd Like to Finish Finale: Magic Mike

Wed, 07 May 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Sam and McKenna are closing things out with a bang, watching 2012's Magic Mike! Put on your best banana hammock and your most gyrate-able music for the wild finale of Movies I'd Like to Finish! Prepare yourselves for topics like: Tatum talk, best and worst songs, Mom Brain, and determining the perfect Mom Movie.

Movies I'd Like to Finish: Out of Africa

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Sam and McKenna are back on the mom movie hunt with 1985s Out of Africa! Topics this week include: bedtime fading, a modern french retelling, and a call out to Luke

Movies I'd Like to Finish: Ocean's 11

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Sam and McKenna are back for a quick hit on Ocean's 11, emphasis on quick! That's right, your intrepid parent podcasters are tired and dying to play some games, so they're busting out a fast and chaotic episode with goofs like: too many distractions, stressed and pressured energy, McKenna wants to play her game, and one helluva heist.

Movies I'd Like to Finish: The Mountain Between Us

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0400

McKenna and Sam are back behind the mic this week with 2017's The Mountain Between Us. Boil some snow and ration your almonds because this weeks topics include: McKenna's current games, Sam's flight school, and a lot of Noah Wyle love.

Movies I'd Like to Finish: The Birdcage

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0400

McKenna and Sam are back with Movies I'd Like to Finish! This week's entertainment brings you 1996's The Birdcage! Take your Pirin Tablets because this week's topics include: Stormageddon, two tired parents, and a conversation about comedy.

Movies I'd Like to Finish: Stepmom

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Sam and McKenna are back behind the mic with 1998's Stepmom. Join your new family for topics like: high emotions, a proposal history, an ageless cast, and a Thanksgiving play that just keeps on giving.

Movies I'd Like to Finish: The River Wild

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Sam and McKenna are taking their first step in discovering the elements of a Mom movie with 1994's The River Wild! Grab your life vest and your raft because these two are floating topics like: a new space, bellybutton rubbing, a special Siegel vacation, and that one time in New York.

Movies I'd Like to Finish: The Godfather

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0400

Sam and McKenna are jumping into a new miniseries while Luke is moving, and to begin their search for the elements of the quintessential Mom movie, they're starting with...The Godfather? That's right, they're tackling the Dad-est flick around to understand what makes a parent-specific film. Grab your hat and your cannoli for topics like: Pro Gamer McKenna, the wrong time to pet a kitty, Old Man Sam, the elements of a Dad Movie, and a very abrupt end.

05 - Demolition Man: Foot Locker 7

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 06:00:00 -0400

Salutations, joy-joy listeners! Greetings from the early 2030's, where the boys are graciously inspecting the wellness of Demolition Man, starring none other than Sandra Bullock. Yes, that's right, things are about to get dystopian... but in a smiley way! Topics this week include: Sam's status as a literal rat, elevator shafts / balls of fire, Gun Corner, the merits of a kangaroo court, selling seashells by the seashore, and Master Donut.

04 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Sonic 3

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are hanging (once again) with Keanu Reeves, finally taking a look at what is truly his magnum opus, Sonic 3. Yes, that's right: the fellas are spending two hours with the fastest hedgehog / alien / furry icon known to man. Jokes and japes take a serious turn this week with topics including: Tide Talk, bears that can't get it together, return of the Guncle, Sonic's equipment, soy banter and a whole lot of executive bashing.

03 - Love Potion No 9: The Hard Sciences

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are watching yet another Sandy B. flick, this time going all in on love with 1992's Love Potion No. 9. Grab a mixer and get to chuggin', because the fellas guarantee a hot and heavy time with this cheeky little number. Topics include: Fulcrums and pulleys, blue-shifted anatomy, The Royal Family (again), skin diets and a really sticky dilemma.

02 - Who Shot Pat?: High School Mortgages

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are hittin' the bricks for this walkabout episode of Hanksy Panksy. That's right, you get to stroll with the fells (and Wee Baby Keanu) as they dissect the intricacies of Who Shot Pat?, a pretty mid flick starring none other than Sandy B. Topics this week include: additional Tubi talk, cars that cut it close, a critical fifth of a body double, Flannel Guy, and a revealing confession from Luke.

01 - Hangmen: The Slower Dripper Througher

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 06:00:00 -0400

You read that correctly folks, this is NOT a drill: the fellas are hard launching Season 4, with a brand new target! Brace yourselves for landing, because in Season 4 the chaps will be watching every single movie put out by national treasure Sandra Bullock. Come along for the ride as they kick off this incredible journey with Hangmen, a movie that... well, you'll just have to listen, won't you? Jokes and japes include: One extremely sexy lumberjack, additional streaming thoughts, let's all go to Oz, the true effectiveness of drugs, and the Jersey City Marathon.

92 - The Wee Baby Louis: One Year

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Join Sam and McKenna once again for the one year update on their not-so-wee Baby Louis! Watch out, this one is pretty earnest but loaded with fun insights into new-ish parenthood. Topics include: navigating sleep, postpartum anxiety, and doing anything to make a baby laugh.

91 - PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS: Ella Enchanted

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are getting back into the season cleanser with this week's episode on Ella Enchanted! Yes, it's a journey that threatens to be absolutely choked with elves, ogres, giants and fairies. So do as your told and hop onto this here wagon with goofs including: Givin' 'em the Darth Vader, one deaf kitty, falling off the proverbial wagon, a dubious Esquire, OpenAI and Annie Hathaways, and certain... predilections...

PATREON FEED DROP: Mackin' at the Movies

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0400

This week the boys wanted to do something a little special for you folks as we head into the Holidays. That's right, you get a sneak peek at what's been happening over on the Patreon! So grab some popcorn and get excited for episode 1 of "Mackin' at the Movies", a particularly spicy series brought to you by Sam & McKenna. This time covering... Bee Movie?!

If you like what you're hearing, you too can become a patron and gain access to an entire mountain of additional Hanksy content over at:

https://patreon.com/hanksypanksy

89 - PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS: Little Mermaid 2

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The guys are opting outdoors with this week's Pretty Pretty Princess entry on Little Mermaid 2. So grab a puffy jacket, put on a cap and head for the streets with the fellas as they go on a super serious Boyz Stroll! Jokes may be fully out of the room this time, but they've still got goofs, including: a departure from Daddy Dwayne, Sam about to get us all murdered, a super busy boy, a super dieseled merman, octopus people drugs, and Eric's relationship to other European nobles.

88 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Here

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0400

You aren't imagining things, the boys really did head to the cinema this week to see Tom Hanks' latest installment, Here (2024). Setup a camera and DO NOT TOUCH IT, because this time the fellas are talkin': dinosaur inaccuracies, painting the Sistine Chapel, Conspiracy Corner, a certain belly button, the importance of fiber (again) and Captain Sam's distress book.

87 - PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS: Shrek

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are getting regal again this week, ... or are they? That's right, folks, it's a switcheroo! Forget about palaces and courts, we're all headed for the SWAMP with 2001's Shrek! So eat some bugs, find a talking donkey and don't be out past sundown -- things are about to get stinky 'round these parts. Jokes and japes include: one very dehydrated Batman, Gatorcaine, Katzenburgers, whole other dimensions, Mud Butt Day and a very special Mr. Tickles.

What Went Wrong: Shrek

86 - PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS: Anastasia

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Run for your life across a river of ice, because this week the fellas are trying on 1997's Anastasia for size! Yes, that's right: hide in Paris far away from the uprising, because things are about to get all topsy-turvy. Goofs this week including: a very special birthday, evening productions, a certain priceless trivia game, the perks of communism, Dagmar of Denmark, and Cliff's Original Notes

85 - PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS: Ever After

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

That's right folks -- the boys are back and kicking off the cleanser in serious style, beginning Hanksy Panksy: Pretty Pretty Princess in the best way possible with Ever After. Jump on the Mouse Hose and steal as many horses as you can, because this week the goofs include: The special factory, board games for kids, Freudian analysis, The Rock's toes, Gondor v. Mordor, and the competitive princess ratings bracket.

84 - SPECIAL EPISODE: The Pals Hole

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Have you ever wanted to just hang back and shoot the breeze with the boys? Well, here's your opportunity! That's right folks, they aren't talking about anything cinematic. It's just a good, old-fashioned hang time with the fellas. Topics include: Getting hit by a Peterbilt, Sam's gotta fever, WWE for babies and a LOT of truck talk.

FEED DROP: Horror Hut - Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0400

Do you wish you had more Horror Hut in your life? Good news! Jaci & Luke have spun it off into its own podcast! Ride along as they continue to dissect every horror flick referenced in the Scream franchise. New episodes out every other week -- now available on all your favorite pod catchers.

Links:

Apple Podcasts

Spotify

Original episode description:

Jaci & Luke return, this time taking a look at the horror-comedy classic that is Shaun of the Dead (2004). Grab a cricket bat and go save your mum, because this week we're talking: Edgar Wright films, Longlegs, The Walking Dead's influence, coming of age in your 30's, American survivalist fantasies, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the cross-section of horror and comedy.

82 - Hanksy Panksy 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys slip one under the radar with a special redux episode covering... Well, you'll just have to listen to find out! That being said, don't expect the plot any time soon. The fellas are not super eager to talk about this one. But they ARE excited to talk about: The artist formerly known as Texas, 'Dillo Dollars, French necromancy, PJP, Boom Sauce, Prilk and Chekhov's Hot Dog.

81 - SEASON 3 FINALE: John Wick 4

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

You read that right folks, the boys are rounding the bases on completing this season's watch of EVERY single Keanu Reeves movie. They're going out with a bang (sort of) with John Wick 4. What better way to end the season than with a Wick Week? Jokes for the finale include: The tooth man, John Wick Warhammer, third times the charm, CDC Kink Shaming, hypnotism, Keanu real-time stats and Animorphs.

80 - The Matrix Resurrections: Crystal Morpheus

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

For the last time (hopefully) the boys are being plugged into the Matrix and are taking red pills. That's right, the fellas are taking a look at The Matrix Resurrections, starring our boi Keanu Reeves. Things get pretty wet and wild this week, with topics including: Poop from a butt, the sexy language owl, science fiction word salad, The Moist Boy, SLC Toasters, jumper services and the saddest chair ever invented.

79 - Bill & Ted Face the Music: S.M.A.S.H.

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are once again headed to San Dimas, presumably for the final time with Bill & Ted Face the Music, a movie starring Keanu Reeves. This week the chaps are ready to rock out and rock out HARD. Jokes and japes include: Ampersand confusion, Cocomelon home invasion fantasies, the Apple Pleasure Pro, a reclaimed facial hair style and the Countdown Clock.

PS: Here's a link to the album Luke was talking about, for all the cool kids:

https://open.spotify.com/album/0hDe37XgWFyWVYv5BoOQeG

78 - Toy Story 4: Buzzin' Light Years

Wed, 22 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys once again are subjected to Toy Story 4, this time with a renewed focus on Keanu Reeve's character, Duke Caboom! Yes, that's right. Things are about to get quite Canadian and extremely plastic up in here. Jokes include: A suggested remedy for sleepiness, more time in the Toyverse, the conundrum that is Forky, a return to the Mouse Hose and the finale of Lone, Leave or Love.

77 - Always Be My Maybe: The Diaper Destroyer

Wed, 08 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed on over to Always Be My Maybe this week, starring a lot of people that aren't Keanu Reeves. But also, Keanu Reeves is here! The chaps have a great watch this time with jokes including: Sam's caffeine journey, dancing while high, Gubi chairs, Luke's new glasses, casting Keanu in any movie and walk-on music for infants.

76 - John Wick 3: Weaponized Horses

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are once again dipping into the world of high-class assassins and Gun-Fu, this time with John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum. Starring, of course, yer good boi Keanu Reeves. Jokes this week are thick on the ground, with topics including: Book Time with Barry O, the Good Good Book, visiting the VR gun range (and associated nausea), some extremely angry hot dogs, and Tim Robinson goes to church.

75 - FEED UPDATE: Release Schedule Changes

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Luke gives a quick update on the future of Hanksy Panksy, but don't worry! It's all good news! No goofs this week, just a quick blast of info from the boys. Thanks for being such a lovely audience, and we'll catch you next week with John Wick: Chapter 3!

74 - Replicas: The Heart of Gengar

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are once again heading in a sci-fi direction, this time with 2018's Replicas, starring yer boi Keanu Reeves. So clone your family and transfer your consciousness into a robot, things are about to get ultra techie with jokes including: More Pokemon talk, a plot thinner than pho steak, some ethical shenanigans, three beavers in a trench coat, and a special visit by the Wee Baby Keanu.

73 - HORROR HUT REUNION: The Neon Demon

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0400

You read that right folks, the Horror Hut is back in session! This time covering a movie that Sam didn't wanna watch with (a little bit) of our good good boy Keanu Reeves. Throw on a super fancy outfit and walk the runway, with jokes and topics including: A toofie review, the ideal time to go to the movie theater, spicy brain food, breakdowns of various horror genres, and as always, more Randy Rules.

72 - Destination Wedding: Is Lamp?

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Pack a bag and head on down to California, because the boys are very much avoiding talking about Destination Wedding in this week's episode. Join the fellas as they round the corner and get a look at the home stretch of the Keanu season! Jokes including: TV Talk, more Lone-Love-Leave, a Hemsworth-sized extraction, one extremely haunted thatch roof and Sam has to be super quiet.

71 - Mazes & Monsters: Pass the Sturgeon

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0400

It's an EXTRA special episode this week as the boy's dip once again into friendlier waters with TOM "NASTY MAN" HANKS! That's right, the chaps are watching a movie they overlooked, Mazes & Monsters. Put on a stupid hat, get out your gaming dice, and head on back to college for this victory lap, with jokes including: Luke's neighbors are up to something, a little bit of spicy content for the folks at home, The Wizard returns, and a Conspiracy Corner for the ages.

70 - Siberia: Tauntaun Stank

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are back at it with Keanu again, this time covering Siberia. Throw on a coat and grab a bottle of vodka because we're going to ... largely avoid the movie! That's right, jokes and japes are mostly not centered on the grim deed itself, instead covering: Swinging for the fences with Game of Thrones, a fresh look at Dwayne, Luke's new books, Estonian tech companies, and the miracle of the flattest tie possible.

69 - John Wick 2: Business or Pleasure?

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Finally the day we've all been waiting for has come! The boys have a full-on Wick Week this time with 2017's John Wick 2. That's right folks, things are murderous and explosive with jokes including: Sam's return to the gun range, Manitowoc's best crack shot, more movie guessin', a certain oddly-shaped knife with a flared base, and for the first time ever, a deep dive into the Wickverse.

68 - To The Bone: Stackhouse Blues

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are teasing a John Wick watch by dodging it entirely this week. That's right, they've got one more surprise movie to do before The Big One, with 2017's To The Bone taking center stage this week. So put on a nice button-up and give some pretty terrible therapeutic advice, with jokes this week including: More Lone, Love & Leave, a Game of Thrones promise, Paul Rudd in an unexpected appearance, True Blood discussions, and a mid-season retrospective.

67 - The Bad Batch: Butt Steak

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are continuing to revel in Sam's return, even though the movie itself? Bit of a challenging watch. Jump in a golf cart and drive through the wastelands of Texas, because it's time to boogie with 2016's The Bad Batch. Jokes this week include: The choicest (human) cuts, a certain desert factory, not enough extras, an agitated watch and more Lone, Leave & Love.

66 - The Whole Truth: French Gator Law

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Sam is fully back in the saddle and bringing SO MUCH Dad Energy. Join the fellas as they dissect this week's return to Keanu form with The Whole Truth. Jokes and japes include: Too many hours in a day, laugh experimentation, Jeffrey Bezbos' Wonderful World of Streaming, Sam Wick, and the Perjury Parish.

65 - Horror Hut Finale: Sam's Thinkin' He's Back

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0400

In the Horror Hut finale, the WHOLE gang is taking a look at Scream, otherwise known as Scream 5. Yes, that's right folks: Sam is back in the saddle! Join Luke, Jaci & our newly-minted poppa Sam as they discuss: Bowl shenanigans, Santa Fe's high witness protection population, Amish popcorn, a distinct lack of Jiffy Pop and the scariest movies they've ever seen.

64 - Horror Hut: Silence of the Lambs

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Horror Hut returns with an extra spooky look at 1991's Silence of the Lambs. Put on a straight jacket and talk to a cannibal psychiatrist about Montana, because it's time to hear about another movie referenced in Scream! Jokes and japes this week include: Food TikTok with Hannibal Lecter, lots of TV talk, basement entomologists, wearing another man's face as your face, and voice impressions.

63 - Introducing: The Wee Baby Keanu!

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0400

cw: miscarriage

Hanksy Panksy and Sam (briefly) return for a sweet special! Listen along to Sam and McKenna recount the birth of their baby in this sappy and earnest episode. Topics include: pregnancy cravings, anxiety, hospital stays, c-sections, lots of crying, and a very special sandwich.

62 - Horror Hut: Frankenstein

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The Horror Hut returns while Sam is on parental leave, this week covering 1931's Universal classic Frankenstein! Spooks and scares abound, so put on a mad scientist outfit an reanimate a corpse while we cover: Totally Not Igor, the best character actor in 1931, Victor's stolen limelight, and being completely ready for your closeup.

61 - Horror Hut: Candyman

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The Horror Hut is back this week with a deep dive into the world of 1992's Candyman! Take a lot of photos and dress conservatively, because things are about to get spooky around these parts. Jokes and topics include: Mr. Macbeth, streaming service shenanigans, avoiding bathroom mirrors, a distaste for the phrase elevated horror, and professorial affairs -- literally!

60 - Horror Hut: Hellraiser

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The Horror Hut takes sensual experiences in painful new directions with this week's episode on 1987's Hellraiser, by Clive Barker and crew. Grab a hammer and a handful of nails, because you're gonna need both for a solid Pinhead cosplay! Topics include: Ever-changing titles, the absolute frontiers of painful pleasure, the on-set moistness and Steve as a super sexy lamp.

59 - Horror Hut: Children of the Corn II

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The Horror Hut gets to farmin' in this week's episode covering 1993's Children of the Corn ... Two? Yup, we're starting with the sequel in true Hanksy Panksy style! So get in a combine harvester and put on your Sunday best, topics this week include: a good set of sexy lamps, the "children" of the corn, Jonestown accuracy, Bingo hall breakdowns, and going to see the wonderful Wizard of Corn. Or something. Look, they reference the Wizard of Oz for no reason, okay? We had to fit it in!

58 - Horror Hut: Krampus

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Tis the season ... the spooky season! Hanksy Panksy takes a break from the Scream-focused movies to deliver a Christmas special this week. Yes, that's right folks. Have some demon reindeer haul you from roof to roof as we cover 2015's Krampus. Topics include: Omi as a powerhouse of information, mystifying endings, a certain PG-13 rating, dead phone lines and inevitable comparisons to Trick 'R Treat

57 - Horror Hut: Halloween

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Throw on a Captain Kirk mask and drive on down to Illinois, this week the Horror Hut (a podcast within a podcast) is covering Halloween! Yes, that's right folks. Michael Myers is taking center stage, with topics including: teenage baby sitting hijinks, a very special theme party for adults, buttered up clothing, hangin' with Jamie Lee Curtis, and the supernatural origins of evil.

56 - Horror Hut: Carrie

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Welcome back to Hanksy Panksy Horror Hut, where we watch movies referenced in Scream until Sam returns from parental leave! This week we're covering 1976's horror classic Carrie, dipping our toes for the first time into the Stephen King universe. Ride along as we discuss: prom night shenanigans, paint bucket injuries, gratuitous nudity, car explosions and more genre fiction definitions.

55 - Horror Hut: Prom Night

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0400

We return once again to the Horror Hut, in which all things referenced in Scream will be watched and analyzed. This week's episode covers Prom Night, a movie Randy has a LOT of opinions about. Jump in a van and disco down at the dance, with topics including: A walking red flag factory, Canadians in Ohio, way too much choreography, Disco Face, and motives identified by turtle-neck sweaters.

54 - Horror Hut: Psycho

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Sam's still out for parental leave, which means Luke & Jaci are heading back to the Horror Hut, this time with 1960's Psycho. Enjoy a melange of Hitchcockian horror as they dissect: what makes a slasher a slasher, what even is horror, that time Ghostface was super wrong, this week's favorite kills and what actually gives us the willies, anyway?

53 - Horror Hut: Scream Part One

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Sam is heading out for parental leave, which means the boys are kicking off something new... Something spooky! Yes, that's right folks. Hanksy Panksy is temporarily a horror podcast with the first episode of Luke's Horror Hut, a podcast within a podcast. Put on a mask and get to stabbing because this week we're doing Scream! Jokes include: Politely asking cats to just not, over the pants stuff, some pineapple talk, Matthew Lillard appreciation, and some genuine sappiness.

52 - Exposed: Crystal Frasier

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Folks, we've got another radioactive movie (starring Keanu Reeves) this week, so things are about to get ... pretty bumpy! Watch these two chaps dodge and weave talking about the flick, and instead talking about everyone's favorite psychiatrist. Jokes include: Ranking the alphabet, elderly theft percentages, Jerry's Murder Wagon, Daniel Day-Lewis' diet, and a mutual hatred of a certain David.

51 - Knock Knock: The 360 Experience

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are refusing to engage with this one (starring Keanu Reeves). Yup, that's right folks. Don't expect much on-topic discussion today, because these chaps are beating all the way around these here bushes. Jokes this week include: A very solid Wick Wink, one upstanding Methodist, dialing for 8, a known Bean Boy, and curry-flavored adventures.

50 - John Wick: God's Perfect Gun

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Wick Week is finally here, and boy howdy are the chaps excited! Put on a bulletproof vest and start packin', because things are about to get absolutely wild in here. Jump in a '69 Mustang and head down to the Continental for goofs including: Sam can't speak Russian, the problems of physical media, squeezing off more than a few rounds, a left-handed delivery, Slavic Swedes, and a potential angelic presence.

49 - 47 Ronin: The Goo Jabbar

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed to 1700's Japan with this week's take on 47 Ronin, starring Keanu Reeves. They're here to avenge their fallen lord and accuse people with heterochromia of being shifty as all heck. Goofs this week include: Stink blood, action movie hype men, return of the door-sized pizza box, The Weeeeetcher, Mad Max (Not That One), and Frock Oc.

48 - Man of Tai Chi: Deus Ex Ghost Punch

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are breakin' boards and throwin' punches with this week's episode on Man of Tai Chi, starring (AND DIRECTED BY) Keanu Reeves. Yes, you read that right, folks. Keanu makes his directorial debut this week, and the boys are super here for it. Martial arts-focused jokes this week include: purchasable vibes only, a craving for jazz, the happy-happy football man, Apple's big-timin' bucks, gator lubrication and A.B. Roni the First.

47 - Generation Um: SAG Tapas Rates

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The lads get behind the wheel of a beat-up station wagon and haul some obnoxious folks around town in this week's review of Generation Um, starring Keanu Reeves. The shocks are out and the gas tank is empty on this one, with goofs including: Sam's time as Joe Camel, Hulk smashing over grilled onions, how to fairly pay your actors with Spanish cuisine, and just a hint of kitty kisses.

46 - Henry's Crime: Keanu's Good Good Bean Dip

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are pulling off the heist of the century this week with Henry's Crime, starring an admittedly bland Keanu Reeves. Start digging a tunnel and warm up the getaway car, because it's time to commit some felonies! Goofs this week include: cruisin' for gout, hidey hole theorizing, Betamax display issues, Time Apple, Bad Vibes Eddie and hammocks for babies.

45 - The Private Lives of Pippa Lee: Francis Brimblepants

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed for retirement with this week's episode on The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, starring Keanu Reeves. Play some shuffleboard and throw a mixer, because it's the golden years, baby! Jokes this week include: one very fine feline, the salt bucket, Mr. Dictionary, a brand new Cats tune and how to properly pull the plug on a loved one.

Patreon Feed Drop: The VelociPastor - Tushy Time

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys had to take another week off, so enjoy this gem from the patreon archives!

Grab your Bible and your prehistoric eggs because the boys are watching 2017's The VelociPastor! The laughs aren't extinct with goofs like: Frankie Mermaid, a deep exploration of the best-selling Crime series of books, award-winning visual effects, and an emotional roller coaster bidet.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

43 - The Day the Earth Stood Still: Hypobolic?

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are traveling the stars and making first contact with this week's episode on The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves. Be the eyes and ears of the President, jump in a spaceship and wear a really nice suit, because goofs this week include: Penn Station cuisine (again), Sam's floors, thick and slippery goo, intergalactic negotiations, and a new straight-to-business attitude.

42 - Street Kings: Rocky Mountain Time Release

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Throw on the siren and grab a small vodka because the boys are diving in to 2008's Street Kings! This one gets off-track pretty quick, but the boys recover with goofs like: a glimpse into the future, the boys' vices, a specific kind of car, wall hiding, and Dr. Gregory House.

41 - The Lake House: Simmering Meatloaf

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys head back to Chicago for some time-bending madness with this week's episode on The Lake House, starring Keanu Reeves! Start scribbling and put your heart in a mailbox, because the jokes are heating up. Goofs include: The Plot Dog, more house renovation revelations, a new way to cook your meat, a three-record day, and Sam draws kind of a lot.

40 - A Scanner Darkly: Ayn Rand's Biscuits

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are (finally) back at it this week with A Scanner Darkly, starring a drug-addled Keanu Reeves! Go undercover and make a homemade silencer, because things are about to get wet and wild over here. This week's goofs include: The many flavors of RDJ, Banana Ball, Cracker Barrel revelations, the Itchy Man, and more discussion around poop water.

Patreon Feed Drop: Barbenheimer

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys have decided to give the people what they want: this week they're releasing the full double-feature from their Patron (https://patreon.com/hanksypanksy). That's right, folks. It's time for Barbenheimer. Grab your degree in advanced physics and put on a pink dress, because things are about to get explosive! Jokes include: butt and back pain, disappointing balls, near-abandonment, Death, an honest-to-God earnest moment, and wasted talent.

38 - Constantine: Yum a Yuck

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are doing magic and fighting demons this week with Constantine, starring Keanu Reeves! Grab your holy water and your cross-shaped shotgun, because it's time to ride to Hell and back with goofs including: hard-to-find condiments, car-based patriotism, the slow slide to decrepitude, crucifix weaponry, and a playlist that's sure to do it for you.

Patreon Feed Drop: Journey 2: The Center of the City Season 2 - The Relationship Place

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Scheduling conflicts win again this week, so enjoy a feed drop from the Patreon in which Sam and McKenna cover season 2 of And Just Like That!

The hit husband-and-wife podcast is back! That's right, folks, Sam and McKenna are hailing a cab back to the Center of the City with Season 2, Episode 1 of And Just Like That! Cringe along for topics like bad stand-up, character dynamics, a wasteland of content, and fashion chat.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

36 - Something's Gotta Give: Day-Old Sushi

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed back to rom-com territory, this time with Something's Gotta Give, starring (kinda) Keanu Reeves! Join them on a delightful trip to the Hamptons with jokes including: an absolute love monster, a baseball apology, mother lovin' complications, one hot Keanu, and a whole lot of Googling on-air.

Patreon Feed Drop: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Travel plans got messy and internet went down, so enjoy this episode from the Hanksy Panksy Patreon!

Grab your Eurail tickets because the boys are riding the rails with 1995's Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge, starring Shah Rukh Khan and Kajol! We got random musical numbers aplenty and goofs including: a too-long weekly update, long sleepy watches, opera, the bastard Kuljit, and a whole lotta amazing music!

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

34 - Matrix Revolutions: Finger Lickin' Good

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed back into the Matrix for the penultimate time, with The Matrix: Revolutions. Blow up a lot of squids, scream from your APU, and detonate an EMP (safely) while jokes fly by. This week's include: just Deutschepunk stuff, consumption by CGI, more (HBO) Max talk, Bucks County chatter, and hypothetical multiverse shenanigans.

33 - Matrix Reloaded: Betty Crocker's Secret Recipe

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are once again heading for Zion, this time with the Matrix: Reloaded! Join a crew and start broadcasting, because these goofs aren't simulated at all. Jokes this week include: Sam's half suit, a new media format, PS2 Keanu, a very special pie, muddin' lovin', and Colonel Sanders talks too much.

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Asteroid City

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed back to Hanksville, this time with Wes Anderson's Asteroid City. Bring a car that won't break down and enjoy a little more Tom Time. As much as you can, anyway. Reviews get spicy with jokes including ... well, you'll just have to listen and find out!

31 - Hardball: The Onion Ring Finish

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are at it again this week, this time with Hardball, starring Keanu Reeves. Put on a glove and jump in the outfield, because this one is all about baseball (much to Sam's chagrin). Jokes include: Very large men, some choice gambler names, a Penn Station debacle, an ultimate aphrodisiac, and letters from the listeners.

30 - Sweet November: Hot Box My Taxi

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are heading back to the world of romantic comedy, this time with a flick starring Keanu Reeves! Grab your popcorn and bring some tissues, because things are about to be ... pretty touching? Jokes this week include: Sam's couch struggles, a popsicle biter, happy trail apologetics, tales of gastric woe, and Bezos' subscriptions gone wild.

Patreon Feed Drop: What's Up Doc?

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 07:00:00 -0400

The boys had to take a break this week, so enjoy the first ever (!) Patreon exclusive they recorded!

The boys pack their identical plaid overnight bags and head to San Francisco for 1972's What's Up, Doc? starring Barbara Streisand and Ryan O'Neal! Picked at the behest of Tuck, this throwback of a throwback treats Sam and Luke the only way Babs knows how. Jokes include: a marathon plot, Babs' pipes, a very sick judge, and one rascal of a director!

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

28 - The Gift: Poop Pipe to Narnia

Wed, 31 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys have been given the power of foresight with this week's episode on The Gift, starring Keanu Reeves! They're giving out fortune readings and telling you when you're gonna die, with jokes including: A little bit of ghost talk, more breakfast foods, Sam's flaccid watch experience, uncertainty around The Rock, and an approximately correct hair style.

27 - The Watcher: Powdered Shellfish

Wed, 24 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are huntin' a killer this week with The Watcher, starring Keanu Reeves. Grab your red string and badge, because things are about to get inquisitive. Jokes this week including: Seattle's Best Place to Get Murdered, Luke's kryptonite, a big wet surprise and Keanu doing a little dance.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

26 - The Replacements: Ship a Winner

Wed, 17 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400

Once again the fellas are headed to the gridiron, this time with ... Keanu Reeves, of all people? Cross the picket line and bust up a union, because these gents are comedy scabs. Jokes including: FedEx Kink-Ohs!, Keanu is left-handed, Sam's food journey, hormonal polyester, jock rock reductionism and updates on Dwayne "The Johnson" Johnson.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

25 - The Matrix: Oops All Pizza!

Wed, 10 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400

It's the big one, folks! The boys are being unplugged and ejected from their lubricated pods. It's time to boogie on down to The Matrix town. Starring Keanu Reeves, the all-time classic gets a fresh look from the lads, with jokes including: leather explorations, Zoom hiccups, slappin' it silly, some guesses from the community, and one very wet boy.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

24 - Devil's Advocate: Siegel School of Comedy Bricks

Wed, 03 May 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are litigating for lower powers this week with Devil's Advocate, starring the elusive Keanu Reeves! Head on down to the courtroom and do some discovery, with jokes including: Al Pacino's shower thoughts, a pretty big love bite, the incorrect number of holes, Keanu's mostly-there accent, and some mild foot stuff.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

23 - Feeling Minnesota: Party Surrogate

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed back into another flick with a state in the name, and the results pretty much speak for themselves. Steal your brother's family with this week's episode on Feeling Minnesota! Jokes include: America's Not Funniest Home Videos, that Subway smell, a movie that's totally a comedy, stages of grief and reminiscing about college.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

22 - Chain Reaction: Good Good Bean Boys

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are on the run (again), this time absconding with cold fusion, or maybe hydrogen? It's kinda unclear. But either way, Keanu Reeves is here with this week's episode on Chain Reaction. Evade the feds and drive an ice boat, because goofs include: An appreciated Time to Keanu, the definition of the mess around times, cigar watch, veggie patty chatter, and some updates on Keanu's hair.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

21 - Little Buddha: Fiesta'd Around

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys finally got this week's movie in the mail (literally) and are back from a break with Little Buddha, starring a suspect Keanu Reeves. This one is red hot for all the wrong reasons, so buckle up, cowboys! Jokes this week include: The movie that started it all, Keanu's eyebrows, zydeco music, a distinct lack of a DVD menu, being too hungry, and an accent heard (thankfully) not quite around the world.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

FEED DROP: Greeced Lightning - Troy

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are taking a break this week due to a natural disaster in their area. So this week we're doing a feed drop with Greeced Lightning, a history podcast starring yer bois and Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain. Here's the details:

In the series premier of Greeced Lightning, Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain, Luke Patrick, and Sam Siegel begin their deep dive into ancient Greek mythology by breaking down the legend of the Trojan War. Dr. Hales-Brittain teaches Luke and Sam about the epic cycle, Paris' past, and how much the movie Troy failed.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

19 - A Walk in the Clouds: Dash Some Arby's

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are headed to wine country this week, with the Napa-based A Walk in the Clouds. So put on a big, floppy hat and get to sippin', with jokes including: foot stompin' sexy grape times, Downton Abbey shenanigans, the many benefits of Marin county, hitchhiking in 1945, and some questionable food choices from one of the hosts.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

18 - Johnny Mnemonic: Nelson, Mandela Man

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys wet-wire some implants and dive into the net with this week's episode on Johnny Mnemonic, starring Keanu Reeves. Huff all the cyberpunk dystopia you can stand because this film's got it in spades, with jokes including: one erotic marine mammal, the quest for yoghurt, a film from the 1970's, podcastin' in the metaverse and the best new superhero you've never heard of.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

17 - Speed: Oops All VOC

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are heading back to Los Angeles in a hurry with this week's episode on Speed, starring Keanu Reeves. Jump on a bus -- yes, that bus -- and try not to go under 50, because jokes are exploding everywhere. Goofs this week include: Dad outfits for any season, additional plane talk, rapid-fire Reeves questions, and a house that produces more than you'd like.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

16 - Much Ado About Nothing: Rordon Gamsay's Heaven's Galley

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys grab a big ol' bucket of "thou"s this week, because they're talkin' Shakespeare and watching Much Ado About Nothing, partially starring Keanu Reeves. Put on some pantaloons and head on down to the theater, with jokes including: the best way to slice bread, an oily boy, the acceptability of a laugh, the return of a famous wizard and carpet syrup.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

15 - Dracula: Dipped Down

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are getting spooky and surreal this week, with Dracula: (partially) starring Keanu Reeves. Jump in the stagecoach and take a trip down to Transylvania with jokes this week including: John Wick fever, an accent that kinda wants to quit, a solution's solution, nipples in the wide angle, and so much talk about dips.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

14 - My Own Private Idaho: Scrub Daddy, Film Papa

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are heading out west this week with My Own Private Idaho, starring Keanu Reeves. Things get a little Shakespearean, but uh. Only a little. Come along for this surreal ride with jokes including: Dad-Watch intensifies, lots of fart wafting, having a truly excellent day, Iowa confusion, and some small sky discussions.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

13 - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey: Team Vomit

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are stepping back into the time traveling phonebooth with Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, starring Keanu Reeves. However, they spend a lot of time talking about ... well, anything else. Jokes this week include: A wet 'n' wild would-you-rather, simultaneous deliveries, the Friendship Hose, Alamo Drafthouse steaks, and even more Toyverse.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

12 - Tune in Tomorrow: Ramps Off the Shell

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys put on a smart suit and a very short tie, because this week they're going back to 1951 with Tune in Tomorrow, starring Keanu Reeves. This one's all about icky radio dramas, with jokes including: a shrinking accent, jumping the turtle, a Martin mispronounced, Russian spyware, and your father's brother's wife's sister.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

11 - Point Break: Welcome to Mooseport

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are back in the 90's with the absolute classic Point Break, starring Keanu Reeves! They're diving through the sky and surfing those killer breaks, with jokes this week including: Sam's continued transformation, you'll know 'em when you see 'em, Billy Idaho, one wet city boy, surf confusion and Harvard's bid for the championship.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

10 - I Love You to Death: Honey Nut Hand Grenade

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are spinning dough and slinging pizza with this week's episode on 1990's I Love You to Death. We'll be honest, Keanu is barely in this one. But the boys make a meal out of crumbs, with jokes including: a hacky hair cut, two old men, the benefits of a love apron, lots of accent work, and a strange spousal request.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

09 - Parenthood: Milk Goblins

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are coaching little league and attending school plays this week with 1989's Parenthood: starring a whole mess of people including our guy Keanu Reeves. Jump in the minivan because jokes this week include: Another Keanu hair evolution, a very happy hike, anatomy hunting, how to name a kid, and a dip back into the Toyverse.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: A Man Called Otto

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are once again dipping a toe in the Hanks pool, this time with the newly-released A Man Called Otto. Put on a coat and shovel your walk, because this week's goofs include: A very Scandi intro, Oscar bait, banter with the Danes, Tank Daddy, a certain cat, and a brand new Hanks to consider.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

07 - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: E.T. Phone Home

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are having a radical week, because they're watching Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: starring everyone's favorite leading man, Keanu Reeves. Expose your midriff and jump in a phone booth, we're not coming back until we've collected history's most palatable figures. Jokes include: Mullet underwear, hair evolutions, a soft-rock band name, and some challenging emails.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: The Muppet Christmas Carol

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys have to take an unexpected break this week, so y'all are in for a festive treat! Yes, it's a few days after the fact, but sometimes life happens. So snuggle up under some blankets, grab some hot chocolate, and enjoy this week's Patreon feed drop starring The Muppet Christmas Carol!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

05 - Dangerous Liaisons: Eau de Pikachu

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are getting fancy and vindictive with this week's movie, 1988's Dangerous Liaisons. Some might say Keanu Reeve's part in the movie is small, but the fellas say... well, it's pretty small. All the same, jokes include: rubbin' some dirt in it, a new Keanu Quest, a GameBoy out of time and space, and a turning point for Sam.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

04 - Prince of Pennsylvania: The Side Mullet

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys head on over to Nowheresville, PA with this week's episode, featuring 1988's Prince of Pennsylvania and yer boi Keanu Reeves. Strap on a helmet and head on down to the podcast mines, because the dudes have jokes including: The blood kiss, a suspicious haircut, some truly awful poetry, a certain amorous trailer and money in the butt hut.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

03 - Permanent Record: Kraft Patina

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here because the boys have watched 1988's Permanent Record. This one has a rough start, middle, and end, but your intrepid hosts manage to squeeze out goofs like: an earnest chat, perfect ages, tech support, pond chuckin', and too much car talk.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

02 - The Night Before: Throw Piller

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Hop in the car and get lost with the boys on the wrong side of town as they take in 1988's The Night Before! There are lost memories, wild characters, shades of our future hero, and goofs like: fright by funk, amnesia history, and 80s and 90s kids 'member.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

01 - River's Edge: The Knife Beer

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are back with a BRAND NEW season! Hop aboard Season 3 as they take a deep dive on Keanu Reeves. Yes, that's right, it's Honor Among Reeves time, baybee! The fellas are kicking things off with 1986's River's Edge, starring Keanu and all his friends. Jokes include: Luke's new tombstone, Tom Hanks accent work, Camping Keanu, and kids driving vehicles for the long haul.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

Patreon Feed Drop: Pig!

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys need a vacation this week as they prepare for the new season. So here's an episode straight from the Patreon, one featuring a truffle pig, Nicolas Cage, and a whole lot of Portland. That's right folks: the boys are doing 2021's Pig! Enjoy this peek behind the Patreon curtain with goofs including: the Nasty Bug, lots of promises, a dirty pig hunt, and chef fights.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

60 - 50 Shades Freed: Jurassic Pork

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0400

In this FINAL installment of the Bad Romance cleanser, the boys are freeing themselves. Specifically, they're freeing themselves of the 50 Shades franchise. So drop your undergarments and don't fall into the gator pond, this week's goofs include: Additional illness, a knife and a ceiling fan, the return of the Inspector, unconventional teaching methods, and one more ride for 25 Shades of Grey.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

59 - 50 Shades Darker: ATVs & Family Trees

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are once again getting uber sensual, this time with the extremely sexy sequel, 50 Shades Darker. Fly a failing helicopter and take off your underpants, because things are about to get steamy in this one. Jokes include: The return of the Inspector, mixed viewing results, some extras auditioning on set, too much money a minute, and even more 25 Shades of Grey.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Black Adam

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

For the first time ever, the boys are slipping into some tights and putting on a cape with 2022's Black Adam. Yes folks, yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is back again, this time as a disgruntled antihero with a Grinch-sized heart. Jokes include: jokes personified, a total lack of notes, Murder Corp, the return of Atar, and a big, beautiful, singing vehicle.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

57 - 50 Shades of Grey: Banjos and Butt Block

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are getting extremely sensual this week as they devour 50 Shades of Grey. Step into the playroom and bring your favorite pair of jeans, because this week's goofs include: a new street drug, making your pleasure dome more comfortable, chemistry in absentia, a certain inspector general and 25 Shades of Grey

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

56 - (Twilight) Breaking Dawn Part 2: The Hump Hut

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys ride out to Forks, WA for one final movie, this time hurking down Breaking Dawn: Part Deux. Hunt some animals and turn into a wolf, because this week marks the end of the Twilight saga. Included goofs are: HVAC struggles, ghost rent, a final mustache ride, raising some barns, Buglarian Bros and an update on Jasper DuBois.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

55 - (Twilight) Breaking Dawn Part 1: Wrecked 'Em

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are honeymooning down in Rio with 2011's Breaking Dawn Part 1! Have an over-the-top wedding and deliver a devil baby with this penultimate trip back to Forks, WA. Goofs include: Charlie Swan's execution, venom sources, wolf politics, a return to the Vampverse, and everyone's favorite superhero.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

54 - (Twilight) Eclipse: Sand Blasted Hogs

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Pack your jorts and sleeping bags because the boys are running headlong into the fray with Twilight: Eclipse! This time, your beleaguered hosts are recording in the same room! In Arkansas! And they're hitting all the goofs, like: a new podcast, Carlisle's Leech Emporium, vampire religion, haircuts and souls, and more Charlie Swan mustache talk.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

53 - (Twilight) New Moon: Nice Guy Biker Guy

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

The boys are back in Forks, WA with the second installment in the Twilight Saga, New Moon. Jump on a plane to Italy and sparkle in the sun while the fellas goof about topics like: the Brood Machine 3000, Sam giving up on therapy, more Jeffrey Beezbos talk, some unclear pants action, and an update on Team Jacob.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Pinocchio

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Carve a boy out of wood and grab your goldfish, the boys are headed out on a grand adventure with 2022's Pinocchio remake, starring Thomas Hanks. Be prepared to smash several clocks with goofs including: donkey meat byproducts, more accent work, Sam's miserable watch, and gallons of green screen.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

51 - Twilight: The One with Baseball

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0400

Put on a baseball cap and read some minds, because the boys are back this week with 2008's Twilight! Yes, you read that right. The lads are getting sticky with vampires while things really getting wet & wild in Forks, Washington. Jump in a big red truck and ride along with jokes including: Volvos are for vampires, the skin of a killer, shameful watch admissions, Team Bella's Dad and an alternative take on that sports scene.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

50 - The Fault in Our Stars: Between Two Derns

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 12:00:33 -0400

Buckle up because the boys are powering through 2014's The Fault in Our Stars! Some deeply questionable choices leave your intrepid podcasters questioning the meaning of a metaphor, but that doesn't stop them from making goofs like: Gortin', exquisite facial hair, the fine museums of Amsterdam, and some major love for Laura Dern.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

49 - The Back-Up Plan: The Habsburg Dog

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 12:00:08 -0400

Buy a stroller and pee on a stick, the boys are watching 2010's The Back-Up Plan! This JLo romp don't stop, as much as they wish it would. Head on down to the farm this week with joke's including: One upsetting pooch, double dipping, Mads Mikkelsen's questionable hospitality, & cheese stank on everything.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

48 - License to Wed: Technicolor Dream Bush

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 12:00:20 -0400

The boys are headed to the altar with 2007's License to Wed. So put on your classiest duds and be ready to catch a stanky bouquet, with jokes including: A lack of priest field identification, Office banter, a Clinton-level marriage and Lil Tucker Carlson is a narc."

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

47 - Failure to Launch: Baxter the Skunk

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0400

The boys are doing another bad romance with 2006's Failure to Launch, starring Matthew McConaughey and SJP. Crawl out of your parents' basement and into the harsh light of day, because goofs this week include: a completely inaccurate way to buy a gun, bird flu, the Naked Room, animal bites, squealing for a paycheck, and one incredible skunk.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: DC League of Super-Pets

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 12:00:34 -0400

The boys head back to the cinema this week to catch DC League of Super-Pets, a movie starring everyone and the kitchen sink: but also yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. We won't lie, things get HEATED in this episode, more so than ever before. So put on a cape and read a Daily Planet as this week the boys cover: A doom & gloom watch, taking care of hydrangeas, Batman's dead parents and an inflatable rubber bladder.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

45 - John Tucker Must Die: Trick Shot Thong

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 12:00:00 -0400

The boys are back with another Hanksy Panksy: Bad Romance, this time looking at 2006's John Tucker Must Die. That's right folks. Grab your backpack, steal your daddy's Jeep, and climb a building, because things are getting hot & hormonal with this one. Jokes include: The younger Tucker, assassination explanations, a vehicle that Dwayne Johnson wouldn't drive, and a callback to a fan favorite flick.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

44 - My Boss's Daughter: Can't Believe It's Not Butt

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 11:00:30 -0400

Luke is still a government in exile this week, and Sam is absolutely beat down by this flick. Yes folks, the boys have consumed 2003's My Boss's Daughter, a movie starring Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid. Jokes this week include: Sam's very cruel wife, fun things to do with margarine, an owl on cocaine, Jared Kushner's brother and an unhealthy amount of pee.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

43 - What Women Want: Our Pal COVID

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 11:00:40 -0400

You read that title right, dear listener. The boys are both covering 2000's What Women Want and dealing with an outbreak! Luke is very sick this week and doesn't have the right audio equipment, so buckle up for a rough ride. Join the fellas as they dissect topics like: the proper recording angle, Mel Gibson's mind powers, what's up with dogs, and Sam defends a rom-com.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

42 - Bad Romance: Blue Lagoon

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 12:00:46 -0400

The boys are kicking off their Bad Romance series, in which they watch terrible romance movies picked by Sam's wife. Get ready for so much smoochin', beginning this week with 1980's Blue Lagoon: a move you should NOT watch. Jokes include: a very special rock, the perm of a lifetime, the guy flying the plane, sticky kissin', and more references to a certain politician with a certain flavor of marriage.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Elvis!

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 12:00:11 -0400

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, and neither are the boys this week! That's right folks, we're once again dipping a toe into the Tom Hanks pool, this time with 2022's Elvis. Slick back that hair and jiggle your jimmies, because this week's jokes include: COVID brain over Zoom, Goldmember, a particularly kind of familial relationship, Frosty the Snowman, and a blessed return to the Conspiracy Corner.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

Journey 2: The Center of the City

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 12:00:28 -0400

The boys are still on break, so enjoy another Patreon Exclusive - Journey 2: The Center of the City!

And just like that, the Siegels watched all of the Sex and the City canon. Strap on your best heels because Sam and McKenna are breaking it all down, with goofs including: an evil crown, how woke is too woke, our boy Steve, and a challenging game of "Would You Rather?"

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

Now This is Podcasting!: Episode One

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 11:00:36 -0400

The boys are taking a much-needed break this week, so enjoy the first episode of the Patreon Exclusive series Now This is Podcasting!

Grab your Astromech droid and strap in because Luke and Sam watched the Star Wars prequels! Join them for this shockingly earnest miniseries, with goofs including: the worst disguise, bad sand, a very cool kid, and a whole lotta lightsaber love!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

38 - Red Notice: SEASON FINALE

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 12:00:34 -0400

The boys are not only closing the book (for now) on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, they're also celebrating their 100th EPISODE. Come along for the ride as they watch 2021's Red Notice, starring Ryan Reynolds, Gal Gadot, and yer boi Dwayne. For the final time this season, jokes include: the man from guncle, The Rock in a turtle neck, Nazi dads, what The Rock tastes like, and a full browser history breakdown.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

37 - Jungle Cruise: Tears of the Moon Clown

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 12:00:07 -0400

The boys are (once again) preparing to enter the jungle, this time with 2021's Disney spectacular, Jungle Cruise! Join Emily Blunt and Dwayne Johnson as they splish and splash their way down the Amazon looking for the fountain of youth (or something). Jokes include: a really good accent, dad jokes, Andy Serkis as a kitty cat, and missed conspiracy corners.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

36 - Jumanji (The Next Level): Frasier Hanks & Dog Dwayne

Wed, 25 May 2022 12:00:14 -0400

The boys are loose and goofy with this week's venture into 2019's Jumanji: The Next Level. We won't lie, things get a little rough around the edges on this one. So grab a parachute and jump into the desert with goofs this week including: Dwayne (kind of) doing an accent, deep-faking Daddy Dwayne, more Jonas Bros chatter, and some ideas for the Frasier reboot.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

35 - Hobbs & Shaw: The Nuge-95

Wed, 18 May 2022 12:30:35 -0400

Grab a parachute because the boys are launching headlong into 2019's Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw, starring Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham. Things get fast but not quite as furious in this week's flick, with jokes including: Hard-right face coverings, clapping for planes, the longest title in history, a big beautiful Peterbilt, and Vinnie's secret car fetish.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

34 - Fighting with My Family: Keep Climbing

Wed, 11 May 2022 12:00:35 -0400

The boys are back in the ring with 2019's chokeslam of a movie, Fighting with My Family. Grab a chair and crash into a table, because things are about to get a little out of control -- some might even call it a smackdown. Specifically smacking down: an absolutely garbage airline, the worst watch imaginable, a dig at Vin, more Rock's locks talk, and a final quote with a curious local colloquialism.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

33 - Skyscraper: A Man Named Botha

Wed, 04 May 2022 12:00:08 -0400

The boys catch an elevator all the way to the top floor with 2018's Skyscraper, starring Neve Campbell, Chin Han, and yer boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! Tie a rope around your waist and take a plunge with the guys as they discuss topics like: yet another strength challenge, a very curious accent, what to grab in case of an emergency, and (quite possibly) these nuts?

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

32 - Rampage: Cottage Cheese

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Grab your bug-out bags because the boys are hitting the city with 2018's Rampage! This one gets pretty out of hand, with goofs including: reluctant watches, bad crepes, centaur Dwayne, and a whole, whole lot more animal talk

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

31 - Jumanji (Welcome to the Jungle): Jonas Bonus

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Be careful with that board game, because this week the boys are getting hot and steamy with 2017's Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. Starring Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, Kevin Hart and Karen Gillan. Join Sam & Luke for another late night missive full of japes, including: a difficult Jonas question, a not-quite sequel pitch, some heart for Kevin Hart, more pee-related content, and the hottest Dwayne Johnson news, fresh off the press!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

30 - Baywatch: Presidential Advice

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0400

The lads are caught in a riptide and are WAY off-topic this week with 2017's Baywatch, starring Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, and Alexandra Daddario. Grab a life preserver and jump in, the water's just right this week! Jokes include: a slaked thirst for nudity, a message from the president, lifeguard jurisdiction gone wrong, Ken Burns haters, and a sequel pitch that's not to be missed!

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

29 - Fate of the Furious: Turbo Toretto

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Buckle up because the boys are speeding right through 2017's The Fate of the Furious! The fellas may have actually had a little fun with this one, with goofs including: a family secret, too many cars, an overpowered man, botched sub facts, and the future of the franchise.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

28 - Moana: The Reckoning

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Get in a boat and crack open a coconut, the boys are headed to sea with 2016's Moana, starring Auliʻi Cravalho and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. The goofs are wet and wild this week, with joke's including: a very special crab, child-proofing your movie, a stunning sequel pitch, and Too Much Tudyk Talk.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

27 - Central Intelligence: The Most Interesting Man in the World

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0400

The boys put on a disguise (and a fanny pack) to do some spying with 2016's Central Intelligence, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Kevin Hart, and special guest Aaron Paul! Enjoy a wealth of tangents as the fellas dodge the movie like Neo, with jokes including: How to properly cook beans, more plane talk with Sam, unicorn murder, a big truck tease, and way too much bumper sticker chatter.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

26 - San Andreas: Yardlines

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0400

The boys are a-quakin' and a-shakin' this week with 2015's San Andreas, starring big boi Dwayne, Carla Gugino, and Paul Giamatti. This one gets a bit rocky, with goofs including: confusing directions, more trucks, Paulie G, and a great new euphemism.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

25 - Furious 7: An Hour of Rage

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0400

The boys are stuck with the Fast & Furious franchise once again, this time with Furious 7 starring ... you know, the usual suspects. Goshdangit if the boys don't try to make something out of this sludge pile, but folks, it's a tough one. This week's jokes include: not using a jack, flying cars, mini-gun physics, and barely-there Dwayne Johnson.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

24 - Hercules: Yak Hair

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0400

The boys perform some labors in talking about 2014's Hercules, with special guest (almost) Dr. Sara Hales-Brittain! Sell your sword for a bag of gold in this week's episode, with jokes including: Some super-sexualized tasks, a curious choice for facial hair, how many horses is too many horses, and Reflecto Nipples.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

23 - Fast & Furious 6: An Open Relationship

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 13:00:00 -0400

The boys strap into some very fast cars with this week's episode on Fast & Furious 6, starring ... well, you know! It's a Fast & Furious movie! Do some street racing with the lads as they cover topics including: Vin Diesel's weird relationship, another steak fight, the return of the Breakfast Wizard, and more plane talk with Sam.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

22 - Pain & Gain: Do a Kickflip!

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 13:00:00 -0400

The boys start lifting heavy in this week's episode where they cover 2013's Pain & Gain, starring Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Mackie and ya boi Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Pack a bag full of weights and head on down to Florida with jokes this week including: patriotic hate crimes, the Rock doing some sick skateboard tricks, Ocean's 11 but dumber, and one heck of a workout with our man Dwayne.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

21 - Empire State: Detective Beefy

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 13:00:00 -0400

The boys head to the Big Apple for 2013's direct-to-DVD film, Empire State: starring Liam Hemsworth, Emma Roberts and yer boi "Dwayne" The Rock Johnson. They get down and dirty with some Queens accents, with jokes including: an incredibly stupid map, a robbery kink that keeps on giving, Hemsworth cloning technology, Dwyane's lack of choking out Sam, and even more Sex and the City talk.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

20 - G.I. Joe: Retaliation: The NRA Dream Home

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 13:00:00 -0400

Hoo-ah! The boys ride out this week with G.I. Joe: Retalation, a 2013 flick with an ensemble cast, including yer boi Dwyane The Rock "Johnson." Get in the chopper and load up your guns, because this week's goofs include: Bruce Willis' weirdly stocked home, two new names for the boys, a very literal gunfight, and an Eyes Wide Shut thing with a motorcycle helmet.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

19 - Snitch: The Moose

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0400

The boys go hard with the DEA in 2013's Snitch, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Michael K. Williams, Susan Sarandon and Jon Bernthal. Jump on into the big rig and let's head down Mexico way with this week's goofs, including: Dwyane's biggest truck ever, some stand-up behavior, the efficacy of laugh tracks in 2022, and a brand new podcast for truckers.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

18 - Journey 2: The Mysterious Island: Pec Poppers

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0400

Pack a bag for Palau, because this week the boys are flying over to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, starring Dwayne The Rock "Johnson", Michael Caine, Josh Hutcherson, Vanessa Hudgens, and Luis Guzmán. Yes folks, it's a star-studded cast for the most controversial watch to-date. It's gonna be a bumpy ride, with jokes including: feeding the Rock's muscles, a boy who is very into books, exactly what the Rock did in the Navy, and a sequel pitch for the ages.

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17 - Fast Five: Moink Presents Chucky Petrol

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0400

Put on your seatbelt because this week the boys are moving at speed and with ferocity in Fast Five, starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and yer boi "Dwayne" The Rock Johnson. Drift on into this week's episode with jokes including: a very wet man, a very dry man, the Hanksy Panksy heist family, dialog soup, some creative rebranding, and just heaping helpings of hot and thick pig milk.

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16 - Faster: Big Game Hunting

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0400

The boys get out of the slammer and hit the streets with a vengeance in 2010's Faster, starring Billy Bob Thornton and yer boi Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson. Things get a little out of hand in this comedy rampage, with jokes including: a Depends sponsorship, some new reflections on murder, a man that can seriously take a bullet, and some spicy romance advice from the fellas.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

15 - Tooth Fairy: Get Gulped!

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys take a whole heaping helping of shrinking paste and zoom on into 2010's Tooth Fairy, starring yer boi Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson! Strap on some wings and fly along as they discuss topics like: more fairy tale collective bargaining, Zuckerberg the toothmeister, leprechaun perverts, and one very large gulp.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: Fatman

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 13:00:00 -0400

Jingle your bells, because the boys are checking out 2020's Fatman, starring Mel Gibson and Walton Goggins. Ride along in the sleigh for a Christmas Special featuring: Lil Ben Shapiro, contract labor, whether or not to shoot Santa, lots of Goggins Goo and a sequel pitch for the ages. It's that time of year ... the time to Hanksy Panksy!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

13 - Planet 51: The Pollen Hole

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 13:00:00 -0400

Put on your spacesuit (again), because the boys are heading to 2009's Planet 51, an extraterrestrial movie for kids! Starring Jessica Biel, Justin Long, and yer boi Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson! Remember to put on your helmet, because this week's goofs include: The UFO North Korea, lots of pollen chatter, equal rights for pants, product placement gone wrong, and Into the Glorpverse!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

12 - Race to Witch Mountain: Mr. Stank

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys take a cab all the way to victory this week, as they explore 2009's Race to Witch Mountain, starring yer boi Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson! Experience the thrills and spills as the chaps deal with topics like: Sam's horrible cold, similarities to other Disney films, Fortnights(?), and going full Eleven on some folks.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

11 - Get Smart: The Nature One

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys put on their cellphone shoes and finest gadget suits, because this week they're watching 2008's Get Smart, starring Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, and yer boi Dwyane Johnson. Commandeer a car and ride along with this week's set of goofs, including: Protective hair spray, an old man fight, an extremely good kiss, Bill Murray in a tree, and very specific agent numbers.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

10 - The Game Plan: Elvis Has Left the Building

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys once again slap on some pads, but this time to do some parenting! Play along as they explore 2007's The Game Plan, starring Dwayne Johnson, Madison Pettis, and Kyra Sedgwick. This episode's goofs are PG rated, and include: A whole lotta Elvis, some very special burgers, Sam's geriatric watch, and the Adonis of the ballet.

Programming Note: Sometimes Luke's audio cut out and he couldn't hear Sam. So if there are long pauses, just bear with us.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

09 - Gridiron Gang: The Steam Chute

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys put on some pads and smack each other real good with this week's entry, 2006's Gridiron Gang. Join them and Dwyane The Rock Johnson as they dissect the ins and outs of: A piss bottle, football movies, Barrington Proud Boys and the heat of a generic grundle.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

08 - Southland Tales: The Soul of a Monkey

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys get all confused and befuddled by 2006's Southland Tales, starring Dwayne Johnson, Sarah Michelle Geller and Seann William Scott. Ride along as they explore possibly the worst movie ever made, with jokes including: One very scared Rock face, RoboCop back in action, the mating practices of cars, and a whole bunch of monkey souls crammed in a time rift.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Finch!

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys put on some UV suits and head out into the 150-degree heat this week with 2021's Finch, starring ... Tom Hanks! Yes, you read that right: America's Daddy is back in action, and the lads are right there with him. Jokes include: Tom's very fancy suit, the death of a friend, Dune crossovers, and Tim Apple's big, big movie.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

06 - Doom: The Rock's Gun Son

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Grab a really large gun and head over to Mars for this mission: the boys are watching 2005's Doom, starring Rosamund Pike, Karl Urban, and yer boi Dwayne The Rock Johnson. It's a wet and wild episode this week, with goofs including: yet another Nasty Man, the wrong way to eat an orange, an extended FPS sequence, and even more gun family history with the Rock!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

05 - Be Cool: The One with Red Boots

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Grab your fanciest hat and put on some shades, 'cus we're going to Hollywood this week with 2005's Be Cool! Starring John Travolta, Uma Thurman and -- you guessed it -- our boy Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Jokes include: when it's appropriate to dance, the Rock's Locks, what animals the Rock could fight, and a peculiar pumpkin patch advertisement.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

04 - Walking Tall: The Shower Tower

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 11:00:00 -0400

The boys clean up the streets in 2004's Walking Tall, starring everybody's favorite igneous invention, the Rock! This one goes deep in the paint on some knuckle-splitting action, with jokes including: a very wrong way to take a shower, a large plank of wood, the Rock as a lover, and a sheer lack of physical distance.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

03 - The Rundown: Threatened by Pee

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys head on down to the Amazon for 2003's The Rundown, starring The Rock, Rosario Dawson, Christopher Walken, and some other people -- some of which Sam deeply hates. Grab a mosquito net, because this week's episode is gonna get tropical, with jokes including: more people wrestling The Rock, a familial firearm, a truly terrible sequel, and Sam's continued vocal experiments.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

02 - The Scorpion King: Bugs Aren't Alive

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys take a time machine back to ancient Mesopotamia with 2002's The Scorpion King, starring our new hero Dwyane "the Rock" Johnson. Grab a leather outfit and head on down with them, as they discuss topics like: the true nature of insects, a strange source of psychic powers, a camel full of weapons, and a particular Rock product.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

01 - The Mummy Returns: Top of the Rock, To You!

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 12:00:00 -0400

In the premier of Season 2, the boys begin with The Rock's first major motion picture, The Mummy Returns! Also starring Brendan Fraser & Rachel Weisz. Pack a bag and head on down to Cairo with the boys as they discuss topics like: too much ADR, an improper way to raise a child, Marta's big action break, and who definitely fought the Rock on set.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

62 - It's a Disaster!: Titanic

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 12:00:00 -0400

It's the finale of Hanksy Panksy -- It's a Disaster! and the boys are going hard on 1997's Titanic, starring ... oh, you know! C'mon, it's Titanic, people! So grab your ticket and luggage, all aboard as the boys head deep into the North Atlantic. Jokes include: a fart-induced grimace, a delusional approach to the movie, what gets James Cameron going, and a set of glorious eyebrows.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

61 - It's a Disaster!: Twister

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys head back to Oklahoma for 1996's Twister, starring Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, Cary Elwes, and Philip Seymour Hoffman. Take shelter with the lads as they explore jokes and japes like: the digestive tract of a storm chaser, the correct Dodge to purchase for a tornado, flying cows, and your new tornado stepfather.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

60 - It's a Disaster!: Left Behind

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys get raptured this week with 2014's god-awful Left Behind, starring Nicolas Cage. Jokes left the room on this one, but goofs include: a man with convincing theories about aliens, discussion of our alma maters, several angry watches, and lots of reasons why planes don't work like that.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

59 - It's a Disaster!: Night of the Twisters

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys are back to twistin', this time with 1996's Night of the Twisters, a confirmed direct-to-TV movie sportin' up to 15 tornados! Jokes include: the return of a certain type of Dad, some truly awful ADR, one hilarious trash-can lid, and even more mill-related action. Keep your eyes to the skies, you won't wanna miss it!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

58 - It's a Disaster!: Reign of Fire

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Holy smokes! There's dragons everywhere this week, as the boys watch 2002's Reign of Fire, starring Christian Bale and Mathew McConaughey. It's an apocalypse like you've never seen, so get a big halberd and head on down to the farm -- it's time to get singed! Jokes include: the grunting man, the wrong way to jump out of a helicopter, crop-dusting and one miserable watch.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

57 - It's a Disaster!: Into the Storm

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Batten down the hatches, this week is about to get stormy! The boys tackle 2014's Into the Storm, starring Richard Armitage and Sarah Wayne Callies. We're all in for some nasty weather, with jokes including: A man named Donk, one glorious knife, hilarious on-screen demises, and creative titles for a movie shot at a paper mill.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

56 - It's a Disaster!: The Day After Tomorrow

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys are doing something new! As a palate cleanser, they're being forced to watch dozens of hours of disaster movies, beginning with 2004's The Day After Tomorrow, starring Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal and Emmy Rossum. Come along for the admittedly cold ride as they explore: a possibly too-old son, a weather man with a certain set of skills, one very long walk, and existential anxiety via film.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

55 - News of the World: The Finale

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 12:00:00 -0400

In the finale of Season 1, the boys sit down with 2020's News of the World, starring none other than the Hanks himself. Ride along in the chuck wagon one final time as the chaps dissect life in the Ol' West. Jokes include: Tom's money shot, exactly what's happening in Erath County, extremely loose adoption rules, and a brand new sketch to cap-off the season. It's gonna be a good one folks, so saddle up and ride on into the sunset!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

54 - Greyhound: Hungry Like the Wolf

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys head out to sea in 2020's Greyhound, so batten down the hatches and grab a poncho -- it's gonna get wet and wild this week. Jokes include: A new form of food warlock, a particularly gnarly dye-job, German guerilla broadcasting, and a whole lot of wasted ammunitions. It's the penultimate Tom Hanks movie, so get excited, y'all!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

53 - 2010's Retrospective: The One with the Feelings

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys are joined once again by the Jillians of The Sick Girl Missives, this time to dissect the recently-watched A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood. Join the gang as they talk all things 2010's and Tom Hanks, including: a hugely embarrassing tent, a difference in Fred Rogers opinions, some custom puppets, and a whole lot of feelings.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

52 - A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood: Puppet Talk

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Put on your favorite cardigan and come on down for 2019's A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood. The boys are all kinds of cozy this week as they discuss: Mr. Roger's wellness routine, even more breakfast foods, the ideal Tom Communication Method, and a mind-blowing Conspiracy Corner. This ones coming at you, Speedy Delivery style, so put on some fresh shoes and let's do it!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

51 - Toy Story 4: The Toyverse Remastered

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Buckle up, because the boys have collected all their favorite toys and are hitting the road with 2019's Toy Story 4. Ride along as they jump back into the Toyverse with a new found friend, one particularly troubling spork. Jokes include: Even creepier doll eyes, the lamp shade road warrior, more airport traffic talk, and a visit from an old, Swiss friend.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

50 - The Post: Bladder Full of Coca-Cola

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys are covered in ink this week because they're hot off the presses with 2017's The Post. Get out your press pass and head down to the Supreme Court, this one is going to be front-page news! Jokes include: Carbonated juices, Tom Hanks blowing cotton, even more failed accent work, and some serious jowl work from both the boys.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

49 - The Circle: HoleSearch

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys go online this week with 2017's The Circle, starring Emma Watson and The Hanks. Friend the fellas and throw them a smile, because this episode is all about social media -- and its consequences. Jokes include: snugglable facial hair, how to steal a kayak, Sam taking too many notes, and a truly revolutionary reinvention of the film itself.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

48 - Inferno: Health Team Six

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Put on your protective gear and suit up for contagions, because this week the boys are diving headfirst into 2016's Inferno, starring the Hanks and Felicity Jones. Jokes included on this week's tour of Dante's circles of Hell: how expensive opening various things should be, containing a bag o' virus, a super thrilling drone chase, and a heated argument about the merits of the movie.

Music: Giuseppe Verdi - Dies Irae (Requiem) / Yuri Temirkanov (Conductor) & The St Petersburg Philharmonic Orchestra

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

47 - Sully: Birds!

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Hop into the cockpit with the boys as we fly out to 2016's Sully this week. Jokes are clear for takeoff, featuring: Even more facial hair discussion, how much bleach is too much bleach, Eckhart with the final word, and a whole lot of yelling at an empty chair. Strap-in for departure, because this week it's gonna be a smooth ride all the way!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

46 - A Hologram for the King: Dense Dumper

Wed, 26 May 2021 12:00:00 -0400

This week the boys are flying to Saudi Arabia for 2016's A Hologram for the King. Ride along as they explore the intricacies of: puking on your own hotel bed, the proper amount of jowl, refusing your local Danish ambassador, and imagining your romantic partner as a mermaid. Also, the Breakfast Wizard is back, baby!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

45 - Bridge of Spies: Polygraph Boys

Wed, 19 May 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Put on a disguise and breakout the spy gadgetry, it's time to do 2015's Bridge of Spies! Back your bags for East Berlin this week, because the boys are going all-in on some spy craft and large oil paintings of Tom Hanks. Jokes include: Luke on the polygraph machine, exactly which breakfast foods are most sumptuous, one very frowny man, and several runny noses.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

44 - Saving Mr. Banks: Penguin Marionette

Wed, 12 May 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys head over Disney way with 2013's Saving Mr. Banks, starring Tom Hanks as Ol' Mister Disney himself! Enjoy a fresh coat of facial hair with jokes including: What even more animals are stuffed with, getting Chuck Tingle to commit to making a movie, and Mouse Hose Propaganda.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

43 - Captain Phillips: Death Metal Barney

Wed, 05 May 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys head out on the high seas for this one, with 2013's Captain Phillips at the helm. Come along for one salty adventure as the fellas have a great time hauling metric tons of cargo around the Horn of Africa. Jokes include: yet more questionable facial hair, how much would you pay for a Hanks, how to booby-trap a boat, and Mr. Nasty as Mr. Irish.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

42 - Cloud Atlas: Six Centuries of Rage

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys span timeless multitudes and expand their consciousness with 2012's Cloud Atlas. Starring Tom Hanks and Halle Berry, come along for the ride as the boys explore topics like: Tom Hanks smoking weed, yet more horrible racism, truly horrendous teeth, even more horrendous accents, and Sam's unstoppable rage.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

41 - Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close: The Boys Sell Out!

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys did not have a fun time with 2011's Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close. So come on down as they completely sell out! It's all ad space all over the place folks, and you know they're taking every check straight to the Hanks Bank. Jokes include: A depressed Max Von Sydow, emotional manipulation, how to leave a dead-drop for your kid, and even more eating on air.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

40 - Larry Crowne: Daddy Likey!

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys head back to college to reinvent themselves with 2011's Larry Crowne! Come along for the ride as Tom Hanks attends community college, woos a boozy Julia Roberts, and learns to scoot his way through life. Jokes include: What is and is not pornographic, scoot gang social dynamics, a weirdly old but recent time setting, and an incredible sequel pitch.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

39 - Hanks in the Rear-View: You've Got Male

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0400

This week, the boys are joined by the two Jillians of The Sick Girl Missives podcast! Ride along as they revisit the classic rom-com You've Got Mail one more time. Jokes include: The wrong way to catfish someone, even more twisted family drama, how to find a pee corner, and yet another movie conversion.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

38 - Toy Story 3: The Toyverse Reloaded

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys head back to the Toyverse for 2010's Toy Story 3. Jokes include: Sam's peculiarly nostalgic watch, further explorations into toy death, one really terrible baby, and even more discussion about airport arrest records.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

37 - Angels & Demons: Illuminaughty

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Throw on a smock and get a Mr. Nasty-style haircut, because it's time for more Da Vinci Code, y'all! The boys watch 2009's Angels & Demons, starring Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor, and Ayelet Zurer. Jokes include: The Parachutin' Pope, a string of inconsistencies, LHC-infused humor and one very mythical quest for completion.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

36 - The Great Buck Howard: Let's Make a Porno!

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400

The boys put on some top hats and get magical with 2008's The Great Buck Howard, starring a lot of people that aren't Tom Hanks. We'll be honest, there's not a lot of Tom in this one, but we hope you like Colin! Jokes include: The proper filling for a bathtub, a janky YouTube watch, and a sequel pitch that's really more of a remaster.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

35 - Charlie Wilson's War: Belly Button Shenanigans

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys get into some serious covert operations with 2007's Charlie Wilson's War, starring Tom Hanks, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams and Julia Roberts. Jokes include: available witch services, interesting ways to approach a belly button, more nipple play, and yet another wandering accent from the main man himself.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

34 - The Da Vinci Code: Water into Whine

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys pack a bag and head on over to the Louvre for Ron Howard's 2006 entry, The Da Vinci Code. Listen along for a truly grotesque Tom Hanks haircut, and: tightening the knife garter, explorations of a Swiss bank, things that are one thing but suddenly another, and an absolute metric ton of Conspiracy Corner. This one's got it all!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

33 - The Polar Express: Choo Choo to Santagrad

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys find two tickets and take a ride on 2004's The Polar Express, heading deep into the uncanniest of valleys. Jokes include: The absolutely wrong way to make a face, communist Santa Claus, some disturbing toys, enter the Polarverse and even more dessert-filled animal talk.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

32 - The Terminal: Don't Touch the Tucci!

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys fly into Gate 67 for 2004's The Terminal, starring Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Stanley Tucci. Chill at the food court with the boys and have a cheeky Burger King while they joke about: One incredibly good accent, a certain jelly-filled animal, Stanley Tucci's aprons, and what really happened to Napoleon.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

31 - The Ladykillers: Steel Sphincter

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 14:00:00 -0400

The boys plan a heist and count the shares with 2004's The Ladykillers. Fair warning, this was not a fun watch for the chaps. Jokes include: a man's incredible ability to dam up his own body, what exactly is wrong with Tom's mouth zone, a suspiciously desperate truck salesman, and the world's most wandering accent.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

30 - Catch Me If You Can: Two Mice Fell in a Bucket

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 14:00:00 -0400

The boys fake a passport and head to the airport for 2002's Catch Me If You Can, starring Leo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. This one's a weird one, with jokes including: Tom's horrible accent, a certain lack of fluids, hotel gift shop playing cards, and about two game shows too many. Put on a convincing disguise and deadhead this flight!

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

29 - Road to Perdition: The Grizzling

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 13:00:00 -0400

It's morning in America and the boys are groggy as they take in 2002's mobster drama Road to Perdition. Tune in as the boys still can't tweet and observe a real-time grizzling. Jokes include: Jude Law's mane, Mr. Nitty Capone, and a new friend with some powerful passions.

28 - Cast Away: Emotional Support Volleyball

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys head back to the South Pacific for 2000's FedEx product-placement romp, Cast Away. Jokes include more piss talk, an X-Ray of Mister Nasty, a surprise package delivery, and a brand new friend with a real big hat. Come on down to the island for some soft breezes and chill goofs!

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

27 - Hanks in the Rear-View: The 90's

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0400

The boys experience a strange series of YouTube clips spanning 40 years of Tom Hanks, with guest filmmaker and comedian Joe Lusby. Jokes include: The natural mullet, Tom Hanks in the statue void, one seriously bootleg Bosom Buddies episode, and a glorious choke-slam.

Catch Joe Lusby at: https://www.twitch.tv/superneat12345

Video playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCUDapnSS7EwWNP8fJsaXOXUuIs1tGCkA

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

26 - The Green Mile: The Breakfast Wizard

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 13:00:00 -0400

The boys take a trip down to Louisiana for 1999's Stephen King adaptation, The Green Mile. We'll be honest, they truly struggle to talk about the move this time around. But jokes and japes include: More IMDB facts from McKenna, a troubling infection, stage prop water bottles, and Sams' horrible, no good, very bad movie list.

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Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

25 - Toy Story 2: The Toyverse Reloaded

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 16:26:04 -0400

The boys head back to the playroom for 1999's Toy Story 2, with an even deeper dive into the metaphysical nature of what it means to be a toy. Jokes include: some airport stuff, exactly what constitutes toy pain, the cost of shippage, a weird nose gesture, and who the real Momma is.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

24 - You've Got Mail: Introducing Mr. Nasty

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0400

Throw away your phones and forget snail mail -- we're going all-in on email with 1998's You've Got Mail! Join Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks for yet another romp, this time including: clickity-clackity keyboards, the most yuppies on screen, the wrong way to New York, and a brand-new nickname for the man himself.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

23 - Saving Private Ryan: The Self-Care, ASMR Special

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0400

Join the boys as they try very hard not to talk about the grueling epic that is 1998's Saving Private Ryan. Includes on-air eating, lots of self-care hydration tips, light ASMR, and a limited amount of joking. We won't lie folks. This one is gonna get rough.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

22 - That Thing You Do!: A White-Knuckle Dump

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0400

The boys head on down to Main Street, Erie, PA for 1996's That Thing You Do!, a Tom Hanks written and directed production. Endure with the boys as they encounter: the strangest looking Hanks, a man with sharks for eyes and questionable soup, 24 minutes of the same song, and a brand new friend.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

21 - Toy Story: HR Giger Presents

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0400

The boys head to the toy store for 1995's Toy Story. Come on down and listen to the fellas explore every nook and cranny of this Pixar classic, with a special "guest" making a surprise appearance. Jokes include: What it takes to be a VFX artist, what constitutes Toy Death, an extremely good backpack, and the wrong way to blink.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

20 - Apollo 13: Tub Time in Space

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:00:00 -0400

The boys shoot for the moon with 1995's Apollo 13. Take your blood pressure medication and strap in for a bumpy ride, episode is go! Goofs include: the many purposes of a relief tube, a proposed sequel, how to destroy a planet, and one extremely strange adventure with a tub.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

19 - Forrest Gump: The Hauler is Born

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 14:00:00 -0400

The boys roll tide and head on down to Alabama for 1994's classic, Forrest Gump. Starring Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Sally Field, and Mykelti Williamson. Jokes and japes include: a precarious towel, a brand new position for football, mixed reactions to a classic, a shattering Conspiracy Corner, and a drop in blood pressure.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

18 - Philadelphia: Microwaved Yogurt

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 14:00:00 -0400

The boys head on down to Philadelphia, which is not in D.C., for a sobering romp with Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington. Jokes are thin on the ground in this super cereal episode, but do include: a pretty wet face, alternative castings, memories of hotel work, and a brand new friend.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

17 - Sleepless in Seattle: The Moultening

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 14:00:00 -0400

The boys take a trip out west in 1993's Sleepless in Seattle, starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. Goofs include: What is and is not prowling, a latent Victorian connection, the wrong way to cook a potato, and the coolest/worst kid on the planet.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

16 - A League of Their Own: It's a Slam Dunk!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:00:00 -0400

The boys play ball with 1992's A League of Their Own, starring Tom Hanks and Geena Davis. Jokes and japes include: Sam's limited knowledge of baseball, the miracle benefits of pop, an extremely long urination scene, and one incredibly chaotic watch. Grab a bat and get behind the plate!

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

15 - Bonfire of the Vanities: A Fistful of Salmon

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:00:00 -0400

The boys are joined by the hosts of What Went Wrong in this gruesome exploration of Tom Wolfe's book-gone-movie, Bonfire of the Vanities. Discussion includes: a deranged, WASP-ed out Hanks shooting his own house, Bruce Willy on the mic, how sexy the Hanks is scientifically speaking, and just how badly a movie can go. This isn't a recommended watch, but it sure is a recommended listen!

What Went Wrong, hosted by Lizzie Bassett & Chris Winterbauer
https://www.instagram.com/whatwentwrongpod/

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

14 - Joe Versus the Volcano: A Problem of Luggage

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 13:00:00 -0400

Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, and the Boys team up for the very first time with 1990's Joe Versus the Volcano. Put on your boat shoes and get a weird hat, it's time to head to the South Pacific! Goofs include: A man with hidden peanuts, the strangest accent ever put to science, three people played by one people, and the wackiest ending yet seen on the show.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

13 - Hanks in the Rear-View: The 80's

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 13:00:00 -0400

The boys head back to The 'Burbs, with guest filmmaker and comedian Joe Lusby. Enjoy a career retrospective of Hanks in the 80's, in which they say goodbye to singlet running suits and hello to romantic comedies. Jokes include: a cardboard kid of murky providence, the ugliest beard America will have, the very wrong Ricky, and a whole lot more Atar.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

12 - Turner & Hooch: Hogs and Dogs

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0400

The boys cultivate some good, good island vibes while digesting 1989's Turner & Hooch. Follow along as they encounter the ugliest dog America will accept, the anatomy of a fart, the apparent horrors of inflation, and a curious paint color. Throw on a tropical shirt and soak up the island vibes in this outside record.

Island Meet and Greet Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

11 - The 'Burbs: Charred Nipples 2

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0400

The boys cruise down to the cul de sac to spend some front-porch time with 1989's The 'Burbs, once again starring Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher. Suburban joke material includes: The return of charred nipples, one very high-powered furnace, Dopey Dad, possible underage drinking, and a very close inspection of a dog.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

10 - Punchline: The Beat Down

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0400

Luke does not enjoy 1988's Punchline, starring Sally Field and Tom Hanks. Sam does his best to carry the show on his back, with goofs including: a wailing nun, the only comedy club in New York, lizard people, and stand-up as sports. Come on down to the chuckle shack and have a few drinks with the lads.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

09 - Big: The Vore King Giveth

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0400

The boys explore a classic with 1988's Big. In which the Hanks gets bigged, Sam deals with a thunderstorm, and Luke has ideas about trampolines. Goofs include: A machine with a big mouth, littling a grown Danny DeVito, employment opportunities as a Grown Kid, and the harrowing undertone of a heartfelt romp.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

08 - Dragnet: Leather Mustache

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 20:00:00 -0400

The boys don't follow the rules, but they get results! 1987's Dragnet reboot starring Dan Akroyd and the Hanks provide some good material, including: A David Cross cameo, terrible acronyms, a toilet arrest, and the best song ever made. Just the facts, Sam!

07 - Every Time We Say Goodbye: We're All Drowning

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 19:00:00 -0400

The boys really struggle with 1987's Every Time We Say Goodbye, in this extra special "After Dark" edition of Hanksy Panksy. Come along on this bumpy ride for: a very rude guest appearance, some discussion about anachronistic airplanes, the wrong way to make out in an alley, and Tom's smooth, smooth face. Buckle up, y'all!

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

06 - Nothing in Common: Horses in the Closeup

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 18:00:00 -0400

The boys investigate 1986's Nothing in Common, in which the Hanks and Jackie Gleason try to mend a rocky relationship. There are also horses. Discussion includes sweater weather, the real Da Vinci code, David Attenborough, and ouzo.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

05 - The Money Pit: Charred Nipples

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 17:00:00 -0400

The boys buy a house in 1986's The Money Pit, starring Hanks, Shelley Long, and the worst house in the tri-state area. Goofs include a certain amount of turkey time, Sam's total mental breakdown, and a series of escalating pratfalls. Also a pissing fountain. Put on a hardhat and dive in!

04 - Volunteers: A Radicalized Tacoman

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 16:00:00 -0400

The boys head to Thailand for 1985's Volunteers. Starring the Hanks and future wife Rita Wilson, alongside John Candy as Tom Tuttle from Tacoma. Goofs include a kiss on a bridge, a fancy-pants accent, and a refreshing sip of Coca-Cola. Bring your dinner jacket and settle in, y'all!

03 - The Man with One Red Shoe: Fiddler on the Hoof

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 15:00:00 -0400

The boys get into a spy versus spy romp, starring Tom Hanks as a violinist targeted by the CIA. Guest stars Carrie Fisher and Jim Belushi bring some jungle-scented love to the mix. Highlights include Tarzan role play, interesting evening wear, and the world's weirdest house.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

02 - Bachelor Party: The One with a Mule

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0400

The boys watch 1984's Bachelor Party so you don't have to! Starring Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitaen and the Greasy Guys. Experience the ennui as Luke & Sam talk about a drugged up mule, baby-faced Hanks dancing and Dr. Tina Gassko's great night out.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/

01 - (Pilot) Splash: Enter Stage Wet

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 04:31:44 -0400

In which the boys commit to watching every Tom Hanks movie ever made, beginning with 1984's Splash. Includes discussion about Big Mouth Billy Bass, a recast Seinfeld, and the appropriate way to woo a fish. Directed by Ron Howard and starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah, Eugene Levy, and John Candy.

Mentioned in this episode:

Greeced Lightning: A podcast about myths, movies, and one doctor of classics teaching two dumb idiots about history and mythology https://greeced-lightning.captivate.fm/