Hey Baby With Nicole and Eric

Men are problem solvers... women have problems.

Sat, 04 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0500

This week Nicole loses her mind over Eric's tendency to try to solve her problems.

Also this week:

How do you pronounce "vehemently?"
Nicole madded me.
Our first Body Cam Challenge! "This can go two ways: MY way, or really bad for you."
Nicole vents a little about an acquaintance turning a friend from the church.

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Iryna Zarutska & Charlie Kirk

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0500

Nicole and Eric had a rough week. Nicole talks about the murders of Iryna Zarutska & Charlie Kirk, our national response to their murders, and how it makes us feel.

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Can Separate Blankets on the bed save our marriage?

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0500

This week we argue about whether or not Nicole deserves her own blanket in bed and announce our yearly Christmas cards!

Also this week:

Christmas card sign-ups are live! Hit the link to get on our Christmas card list... if you've never done it they're always fun!
Nicole paints because Eric hurt his widdle shoulder
Check out our friend Eric Tansey's book, Pig Latin: A Seriously Funny True Story of a Former Police Officer and check out his Failure to Stop podcast, too!
Don't confuse me with the other Eric Totel!

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Nicole and Eric go Viral!

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0500

This week Nicole and Eric talk a little bit about one of their silly videos that has been viewed over 13 million times in the last couple of weeks!

Also this week:

Feet pics vs Edifying Content
Is a Baby Arm Penisa thing?
See the viral video on Our IG!

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Yes, and... Summer Break!

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0500

We took a little summer break to get our shit together but we're back! This week Nicole asks Eric to talk a little about his Improv Comedy Class and what he's learned from it.

Also this week:

We're recording outside! Forgive the background noise.
If you're near Dayton check out Dayton Black Box Improv!
Stripper Midgets in an aquarium.
For next week: We go viral!

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Random Questions for Each Other...

Wed, 21 May 2025 08:00:00 -0500

This week

Also this week:

Nicole publicly admits to being a bitch.
Nicole publicly admits that Eric is a dick.
Nicole wants Eric to stop breathing.
How old do you think you'll live to be? Nicole thinks she'll be running triathalons in her 100's and Eric thinks he'll be eating mashed peas by his 60's.
Junior cuts us short!

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How Eric Became an Actor!

Wed, 14 May 2025 07:00:00 -0500

This week we revisit imposter syndrome particularly as it's related to Eric's acting career. Check out Eric's IMDB!

Also this week:

A shoutout to Bravo Whisky Charlie Films.
A shoutout to Drinkin' Bros News
A shoutout to Full Circle Beer Garden
Eric slurps his spit in his mouth.
Blood on the Deck!

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Motivation vs. Consistency

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0500

This week Nicole schools Eric a little about the difference between motivation, consistency, and discipline... in the gym and elsewhere!

We've been crazy busy and falling a little behind but we're getting back on track for you!

Also this week:

Nicole hates our toilet
Special guest appearance by The Worst Sponsor Ever's Child
Eric "breaks" his leg
Uncle Den tries calling Eric out.
If Nicole isn't a little more consistent in the bedroom, there's gonna be more discipline in the bedroom!

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Re-planning. (when life gives you lemons.)

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0500

(Formerly titled “How Entitled Thieving ex’s Ruin Retirement.) This week Eric and Nicole TRIED starting an episode about long-range financial planning... until Eric went on a rant about how much of his money his ex-wife gets to steal...

Also this week:

Eric's kids should not listen
Nicole complains about Eric.

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Planning the Perfect Murder

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0500

This week Eric and Nicole talk about murder podcasts and documentaries and ... do they plan the perfect murder together or not? Listen to find out.

Also this week:

Nicole makes ghetto steak.
Anti-skull fcking law?
Nicole tries to poison Eric with craisins.
Eric tries to explain how to plan the perfect murder and gets shut down.
Should we start a side-podcast about Nicole's particularities?

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Men are Simple Creatures!

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0500

Now publishing every Monday!

If you want to come camping with us email Nicole!

This week Eric and Nicole talk about how men really are simple creatures and how most men need two things to be fulfilled in life... you guessed it.

Also this week:

Eric meets a man with a manscaped bush
Noodles and fellatio.
Cottage Cheesecake. Yes. It's as bad as it sounds.
Do you categorize your friends?
Etymology vs. entomology
Eric gives Nicole a new complex. Please compliment her left eye.
Hey Baby Campout Update!

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TrailHunter!

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 20:00:00 -0500

We're late!! This week we talk a little about Eric's brand new Toyota Tacoma TrailHunter and our future plans for some overland adventures together! Because you can't overland in a Chevy Malibu.

Also this week:

FedEx sucks
Check out RockSlide Engineering
Don't store bricks in your attic.
Nicole doesn't seem to be a fan of poop buckets.
Shout out to Mike at Nook Overland!

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Unplug. But just the tip.

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0500

This week We talk about how cutting down on our screen time might help our relationship.

Also this week:

Email nicole@nicoleanderic.com to register for our campout! Space is limited to get in soon! $100 for the weekend gets you two nights of campsites, some special SWAG, and dinner on Saturday!

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Planning Life Together with Excessive Meat

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0500

Don't forget to sign up for the Hey Baby Campout!

This week Eric and Nicole TRY to talk a little about planning life together, and TRY to give some helpful advice before finally realizing we are really bad at it and we should probably fix ourselves before we give advice...

Also this week:

Nicole buys way too much meat.

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Managing Expectations (When your stepsister is stuck in the Dishwasher!)

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0500

This week we talk about

Also this week:

TWO bonus dad jokes this week!
A story about one of Eric's previous girlfriends.
If you're a couple who doesn't fight over loading the dishwasher let us know!
Assumed Similarity Bias makes Nicole's eyes glaze over.
Eric performs the relationship rap!
Watch for the campout sign ups around March 1!

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Big Announcement: Come and camp with Nicole and Eric!

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0500

The WORST sponsor ever joins us in the Hey Baby Studios again for a big announcement!

Eric & Nicole booked seven campsites at Delaware State Park in Ohio on May 30th - June 1st for the First Annual Hey Baby Campout! If you want to join us click below and reserve a spot soon!

Also this week:

Nicole prefers the small-endowed.
That poor pickle slicer.
Nolan ruins camping for his wife
Eric phallically describes our camping spots in a way everyone can picture.

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Ridge Woodworks IG

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Worst Sponsor Ever joins us!

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 08:00:00 -0500

Nolan from Ridge Woodworks is in the studio this week with Nicole and Eric to talk about some of their hot button issues!

Service Animals... if you really wanna set Nicole off, bring your emotional support pug into a restaurant.
You can't get a service dog for erectile dysfunction.
That poor pickle slicer...
Eric phallically describes his camping spot in a way everyone can picture.

Ridge Woodworks IG

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Mental Health Fight Club: check on your people!

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0500

Nicole wanted to explore the topic of mental health a little more and talk about why and when we should check in on our friends.

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Male Insecurity ... and Feet Pics!

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0500

This week we talk a little bit about male insecurity and Eric's belief that nearly all male character flaws and emotional issues are rooted in insecurity.

This cold snap is makes the shrinky dink real!
What's the definition of machismo again?
Peacocking. Different from Pee Cocking.
TikTok is gone! And now it's back! And more people complained about people complaining about TikTok than ever complained about TikTok.
Eric thinks Josh from Force Frontier is kinda studly.
Stay tuned for Nicole's Feet Pic O.F. link so Eric can retire!

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Mental Health!

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 07:45:00 -0500

Warning: Eric got a little graphic so proceed with caution!

This week we discuss mental health particularly as it relates to first responders. The convo kinda meanders and goes from place to place, but we promise to build on it in future episodes.

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Budgeting for 2025!

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0500

Sit in on a family meeting us as Nicole goes over the beginnings of our budget for 2025. As expected, Eric has some catching up to do. Plus:

Nicole doesn't like Eric's cool shower curtain! Click here to see Eric's amazing shower curtain and then send nicole an email at nicole@nicoleanderic.com and let her know how much you love it!
Nicole road rages her loving husband!
Nicole's toastless with wet hair.
Our Pit Liquor referral link! You really need to rub whiskey deodorant in your pits like Nicole and I do!
Listen to Nicole complain that Eric never tells her "no" about spending and then seconds later tells him it would end badly for him if he DID. This is Eric's confused life...

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Happy New Year from Eric and Nicole!

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0500

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This week we talk a little about resolutions!

The traditional Japanse new year tradition of Hatsu Geiko (初稽古)
Eric is still a floaty marshmallow. Nicole is a stale marshmallow.
Setting Goals vs. Resolutions.
A weird side convo about candles and scentsy.
Blue collar orgies

Christmas Episode!

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0500

Merry Christmas from Nicole and Eric! We truly appreciate every one of you taking the time to listen! We made it a short episode since it'll be dropping on Christmas Day.

This week you'll hear about:

Christmas! We love the comments we get on our Christmas Card sign-ups every year and Eric reads a few today.
Nicole gets Scrooged over spreading Christmas Joy.
Learn the background story about Eric's glorious nipples.
Eric gets called a "dummy" a lot ... and then proves that Nicole once thought he was smart with a rewind to Episode 1...
Eric Learns the difference between "linen" and "linens."

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Prep yo'self before your wreck yo'self!

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 07:00:00 -0500

This week we talk a little about preparedness and our thoughts on it ... Eric learns that he's not as prepared as he thinks he is!

Also:

Nicole goes neurotic over preparedness.
Eric NAILS the dad jokes today. Like... NAILS them.
We're creating a prepper commune! What shall we name it??
Eric learns there are different types of canning cooker thingys!
And finally a very abrupt ending rant...

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Not another current events podcast!

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0500

Full Circle Beer Garden isn't a sponsor but if you're in the Dayton area you should check out their beers!
Daniel Penny is innocent!
Christmas Cards are in the mail!
If you think you're spongeworthy, Email Eric for a special card!
Check out the Fawkes News Network and the trailer for the new documentary Helene: Ignoring the Red Tape

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Eric was St. Nickel-less before Christmas budgeting!

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 08:00:00 -0500

Join us this week while Nicole schools us on Christmas budgeting and not spending all willy nilly just because it's the holidays and there are so many great deals.

Email Eric if you know where he can find a penis coat rack.

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Like sunning your taint, Thanksgiving isn't just once a year!

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 08:15:00 -0500

Happy Thanksgiving, friends! You should Buy Nicole a Coffee!

This week we talk about gratitude and how it can influence our lives and relationships along with some:

Wanksgiving
Crazy Uncle Dicks
An official public health PSA regarding sunning your buttholes. Don't get a tainted taint.
Is that a skunk between her legs?!?
Travis buys too many chicken wings and Eric suffers.
Make your own damn Thanksgiving plate!

Should you train together?

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0500

If you don't suck... write us a review! If we don't suck, definitely write us a review!

This week we're going to talk a little bit about training together with your partner... whatever sort of training you might be engaged in: For us law-enforcement, defensive tactics, and firearms is an obvious one. If you do something else like going to the gym, BJJ, or Interpretive Olympic Break Dancing, do you like to train for your activities together or separately? Is it a good idea or a bad idea to train together?

Things edited out of this episode that you'll never get to hear:

A discussion about Nicole's boobs
Making fun of people we work with.

Nicole's Colorado Fur Missile Trip

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0500

Nicole tells us a little bit about her trip to Colorado this fall where she paid good money to get mauled by dogs. She talks about the stress of planning and taking a trip all by herself and some of the mistakes she made and things she learned along the way.

Also:

Listen to Acting Chief Eric take a phone call when he accidentally left his phone connected to our mixer.
Eric tells the story of their wedding while Nicole wrangles fur missiles in the background.
Should we make a "No one is Sunning your Butthole" shirt?

Making time for living while making a life.

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Nicole and Eric talk about the disconnect between the life we're trying to live and the life we have to live while struggling with making enough time for our hobbies and leisure.

Also this week:

Would you listen to a sniffle-themed podcast?
Listen as Eric tries to fix every problem Nicole mentions... much to Eric's detriment.
Confusion. Brought to you by: Women.

Yeast pee and jelly on nachos!

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0500

We had some listeners ask about Eric making his own beer so this week Nicole wants Eric to talk a little about his homebrewing hobby.

Also...

Sign up for our Christmas cards!
Nicole puts jelly on chicken nachos
Learn about yeast farts and yeast pee.
If you're in the Dayton area and want to brew beer, check out our friends at HBYOB!
Step you brewing game up with a Grainfather system!

(Part 3) Mancamp and Football betting!

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0500

Check out Crossroads Church Man Camp!

Part three of our three-part series where Nicole drags some specifics about Man Camp out of Eric.

Nicole wins a bet ... and cries about it!

(Part 2) Adversity and FEMA Failures

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 06:30:00 -0500

Part two of what's going to be a THREE part series about dealing with adversity and (in Part 3) some specifics about Man Camp in particular. You will also:

Hear Eric's Clap Track
Was Eric Emotionally Catfished?
Nicole says "anywayS" way too much...
Who wins a battle? Witches or Super Heros?
Nicole gets political!

(Part 1) Adversity & Venomous Peckers

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0500

This week we have the first in a THREE-part episode where we talk about how physical adversity and struggle can lead to growth; and how the same concepts can be applied to relationship or emotional struggles.

Also:

Dad joke by Bill from Drinkin' Bros!
Listen to a malinois with a box stuck on it's head in the background for the first 30 minutes.
Nicole begs for a venomous pecker.
Nicole disavows having magical vagina powers
Kryptonite at Diddy's house.

This week's links:

Crossroads Man Camp!
The Value of Struggle for your Growth by John Miles
The Role of Suffering in Building Character by Amal B. Hari
The Nicole and Eric Facebook Page!
Our IG!

No one is sunning your butthole for you!

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0500

This week Nicole and Eric talk about

Society's loneliness epidemic
Do you take enough vacation and prioritize leisure?
Prioritizing real connections with other people.
Taking charge of our own mental health
How our connections can help keep us accountable
Guide to Butthole Sunning