<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/hmlpodcast/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[GOOPLAH]]></title><podcast:guid>8c1071d1-ac45-54ef-a6ad-0852be975ef7</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2024 02:45:36 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[All rights reserved]]></copyright><managingEditor>HML Studios</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Formerly "Homo's Modern Life - The Podcast"
Tyler & Andy discuss all things LGBTQI+ in this modern world
Follow us on Instagram to see the memes that started it all and participate in listener activities
Gooplah - @gooplah_pod
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory

xoxo, 
Gooplah Boys]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg</url><title>GOOPLAH</title><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>HML Studios</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>HML Studios</itunes:author><description>Formerly &quot;Homo&apos;s Modern Life - The Podcast&quot;
Tyler &amp; Andy discuss all things LGBTQI+ in this modern world
Follow us on Instagram to see the memes that started it all and participate in listener activities
Gooplah - @gooplah_pod
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory

xoxo, 
Gooplah Boys</description><link>http://homosmodernlife.com</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Formerly "Homo's Modern Life - The Podcast"]]></itunes:subtitle><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"><itunes:category text="Comedy Interviews"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Education"><itunes:category text="Self-Improvement"/></itunes:category><itunes:new-feed-url>https://feeds.captivate.fm/hmlpodcast/</itunes:new-feed-url><podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked><podcast:medium>podcast</podcast:medium><item><title>Building Our Self-Esteem with Alex Ray</title><itunes:title>Building Our Self-Esteem with Alex Ray</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We saved this one for a rainy day. A snowy day will do though! As we Texans shelter (hopefully) in our warm homes, why not add our voices to those fireplace vibes? Tyler and Andy contemplated whether or not another snow storm would occur at the time of recording, and guess what, they predicted correctly. Keeping us cozy and confident this episode is Alex Ray (@coachalexray). He's a phenomenal life coach, inspirational figure, and fierce pioneer of hot sex for LGBTQ people. He believes that confidence shouldn't be isolated from the bedroom. In fact, asking for what you want in bed helps you ask for what you want in life. Forget lady on the streets. Be your favorite kind of freak wherever you be! Please visit https://coachalexray.com to elicit his exquisite expertise as a coach, and follow his Instagram so you can stare at his self-assteem! Join "Homo's Modern Life" at his upcoming "Confident as F***" coaching event on February 11th. All the info about it and how to join is available on his website. </p><p>See you in season four!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We saved this one for a rainy day. A snowy day will do though! As we Texans shelter (hopefully) in our warm homes, why not add our voices to those fireplace vibes? Tyler and Andy contemplated whether or not another snow storm would occur at the time of recording, and guess what, they predicted correctly. Keeping us cozy and confident this episode is Alex Ray (@coachalexray). He's a phenomenal life coach, inspirational figure, and fierce pioneer of hot sex for LGBTQ people. He believes that confidence shouldn't be isolated from the bedroom. In fact, asking for what you want in bed helps you ask for what you want in life. Forget lady on the streets. Be your favorite kind of freak wherever you be! Please visit https://coachalexray.com to elicit his exquisite expertise as a coach, and follow his Instagram so you can stare at his self-assteem! Join "Homo's Modern Life" at his upcoming "Confident as F***" coaching event on February 11th. All the info about it and how to join is available on his website. </p><p>See you in season four!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f17bf49c-2736-4164-b25b-763d442e586b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[HML Studios]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2022 14:45:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c9750115-b97b-4c3c-9296-b38277d644d5/alex-2-3-22.mp3" length="108620825" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>HML Studios</itunes:author></item><item><title>Taylor Morgan McPherson Teaches us how to Date</title><itunes:title>Taylor Morgan McPherson Teaches us how to Date</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We are the homos with eyes that sparkle, Queens! The totally tight TikTok talent Taylor Morgan McPherson (@sparklequeenla) stopped by the Gooplah laboratory to help the boys with their chemistry. You see, some of our queer peeps and pals don't know how to get past biology, cuz playing the early dating game is often all about physics. Tune in to this very special episode of "Homo's Modern Life" for some crucial formulas like how to calculate the length of a first date. How many Instagrams should you collect in a single night? Rolodex realness??? Sebastian the crab told Ariel to blink cutely for her handsome prince. In this fast-paced world of hot vax summer clubbin', you might be surprised by how far that can take you. Tyler and Andy may often be unlucky in love, but after talking with Taylor, they feel one step closer towards that moon and pizza pie combo. We hope this episode leads you to love, and if not that, glitter. Don't forget, play safe! </p><p>We apologize for some audio strangeness. As hottie Harry Styles would say, it's a sign of the times. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are the homos with eyes that sparkle, Queens! The totally tight TikTok talent Taylor Morgan McPherson (@sparklequeenla) stopped by the Gooplah laboratory to help the boys with their chemistry. You see, some of our queer peeps and pals don't know how to get past biology, cuz playing the early dating game is often all about physics. Tune in to this very special episode of "Homo's Modern Life" for some crucial formulas like how to calculate the length of a first date. How many Instagrams should you collect in a single night? Rolodex realness??? Sebastian the crab told Ariel to blink cutely for her handsome prince. In this fast-paced world of hot vax summer clubbin', you might be surprised by how far that can take you. Tyler and Andy may often be unlucky in love, but after talking with Taylor, they feel one step closer towards that moon and pizza pie combo. We hope this episode leads you to love, and if not that, glitter. Don't forget, play safe! </p><p>We apologize for some audio strangeness. As hottie Harry Styles would say, it's a sign of the times. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">649597a8-021d-4d67-89fe-16dfca30c84c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[HML Studios]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2022 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/51351668-c1de-4dc2-aa57-f8a03c9399ef/sparkle-queen-1-19-22.mp3" length="112805433" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>HML Studios</itunes:author></item><item><title>Our HML Boys DFW Fuse with Tres Brown on the Long Lost Christmas Episode</title><itunes:title>Our HML Boys DFW Fuse with Tres Brown on the Long Lost Christmas Episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's beginning to look a lot like A BONUS EPISODE! This recording was made weeks ago, but we believe that it should be Gay Christmas all year round. So yes, in this episode, Tyler opens his presents from Andy. Also yes, it is very cute. Because you know we like to keep on theme, we thought we'd invite someone on who brings joy to queers across DFW: the benevolent and bodacious Tres Brown (tresbaybay). They talk to us about the many organization they work with in order to help educate people about safe sex practices while normalizing sex positivity. DFW Fuse hosts many events like D&amp;D (not those kinds of D's (this time ;-)), game nights, movie premieres, and so much more. You may be seeing Tyler and Andy at some of these wonderful get togethers, because our New Year's Resolution is to further collaborate with LGBTQ led organizations in and around DFW. We sincerely hope this episode connects some of you with a very helpful resource, namely, Our local resource center: myresourcecenter.org </p><p>DFW Fuse- @dfwfuse</p><p>Resource Center- @myresourcectr</p><p>Gender Brave- @genderbrave</p><p>United Black Ellument- @ubellument</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's beginning to look a lot like A BONUS EPISODE! This recording was made weeks ago, but we believe that it should be Gay Christmas all year round. So yes, in this episode, Tyler opens his presents from Andy. Also yes, it is very cute. Because you know we like to keep on theme, we thought we'd invite someone on who brings joy to queers across DFW: the benevolent and bodacious Tres Brown (tresbaybay). They talk to us about the many organization they work with in order to help educate people about safe sex practices while normalizing sex positivity. DFW Fuse hosts many events like D&amp;D (not those kinds of D's (this time ;-)), game nights, movie premieres, and so much more. You may be seeing Tyler and Andy at some of these wonderful get togethers, because our New Year's Resolution is to further collaborate with LGBTQ led organizations in and around DFW. We sincerely hope this episode connects some of you with a very helpful resource, namely, Our local resource center: myresourcecenter.org </p><p>DFW Fuse- @dfwfuse</p><p>Resource Center- @myresourcectr</p><p>Gender Brave- @genderbrave</p><p>United Black Ellument- @ubellument</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ccee72c-9c8a-4048-b83c-db16e195fa12</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[HML Studios]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2022 09:45:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d14548e6-f7a3-4cd5-962c-1fc26d8a8e98/tres-1-13-22.mp3" length="108667636" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:author>HML Studios</itunes:author></item><item><title>What the F*** is a Gooplah</title><itunes:title>What the F*** is a Gooplah</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What's all the Gooplah? Well, HML is changing their name! This was supposed to be the last episode of our third season before our epic rebrand, but instead, just to mess with everyone's already fragile brains, it's our third to last. Cuz why not!? You know we like to keep our quality queers and astonishing allies on their toes. There was lots of eggnog this year, aiight? In this episode, Tyler and Andy gab away without daddy's (Collin's*) supervision. And you know what, daddy is proud (y'all did a great job)! Download and play for all kinds of things that are gay, including some potential alternate names for our HML boys. Will we be introduced to Calami-Tyler soon? Only listeners will know. Now go! Be your best hoe! </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What's all the Gooplah? Well, HML is changing their name! This was supposed to be the last episode of our third season before our epic rebrand, but instead, just to mess with everyone's already fragile brains, it's our third to last. Cuz why not!? You know we like to keep our quality queers and astonishing allies on their toes. There was lots of eggnog this year, aiight? In this episode, Tyler and Andy gab away without daddy's (Collin's*) supervision. And you know what, daddy is proud (y'all did a great job)! Download and play for all kinds of things that are gay, including some potential alternate names for our HML boys. Will we be introduced to Calami-Tyler soon? Only listeners will know. Now go! Be your best hoe! </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">78e3319e-8440-41a1-be0b-26be15930262</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2022 10:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cf9b3d25-3c9d-4d89-b4b9-8c5093cdb120/rogue-two-1-5-22.mp3" length="97735496" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Porn for the Holigays, An HML Christmas Game Show!</title><itunes:title>Porn for the Holigays, An HML Christmas Game Show!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join HML hosts Tyler and Andy for our trivia game show: “Porn for the Holigays,” where three professional porn stars compete to see who can answer our questions first. Each contestant has the chance of winning a fabulous prize, and you’ll have to tune in to find out who finishes first.&nbsp;;-)</p><p>Here are the game categories:</p><p>Game one: -Beginning or false start—</p><p>Game two: -Everyone finishes—&nbsp;</p><p>Game three: -Vanilla zone—&nbsp;</p><p>Game four: -The twelve kinks of Xxxmas—</p><p>Game five: -Gurl did wut!? Did these porn stars do that!?-</p><p>Game six: -Title or tease—</p><p><br></p><p>Contestants:</p><p>Eli Hunter- @elihunter1988</p><p>Michael Boston- @michaelbossston</p><p>Dillon Roman- @dillon_roamin</p><p><br></p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join HML hosts Tyler and Andy for our trivia game show: “Porn for the Holigays,” where three professional porn stars compete to see who can answer our questions first. Each contestant has the chance of winning a fabulous prize, and you’ll have to tune in to find out who finishes first.&nbsp;;-)</p><p>Here are the game categories:</p><p>Game one: -Beginning or false start—</p><p>Game two: -Everyone finishes—&nbsp;</p><p>Game three: -Vanilla zone—&nbsp;</p><p>Game four: -The twelve kinks of Xxxmas—</p><p>Game five: -Gurl did wut!? Did these porn stars do that!?-</p><p>Game six: -Title or tease—</p><p><br></p><p>Contestants:</p><p>Eli Hunter- @elihunter1988</p><p>Michael Boston- @michaelbossston</p><p>Dillon Roman- @dillon_roamin</p><p><br></p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0deafd62-3935-4594-92bd-036740ba54be</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2021 11:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/80512a5b-3bff-49e8-a31a-d44745fde0ff/porn-for-the-holigays-12-22-21.mp3" length="99490088" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Charlie Gearing Up for Texas State House</title><itunes:title>Charlie Gearing Up for Texas State House</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Charlie Gearing (@gearingforTexas), Democratic candidate for District 114, aka- East Dallas, stopped by the pod to talk with Tyler and JP about how he's going to help build a better Texas. Charlie is a champion for reproductive rights, trans rights, housing rights, and actively combats harmful policies. Visit gearingfortexas.com to learn about his history of activism and his plan of action if elected. There's honestly too much to touch on, but remember that power reducing winter? Well, Charlie knows how to keep us warm when it inevitably happens again. He believes in education, equality, fairness, and accountability. Speaking of getting there, don't forget to register and vote in the primaries on March 1st. Let's make a date of it!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>JP- @hmlpoliticalhookup</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charlie Gearing (@gearingforTexas), Democratic candidate for District 114, aka- East Dallas, stopped by the pod to talk with Tyler and JP about how he's going to help build a better Texas. Charlie is a champion for reproductive rights, trans rights, housing rights, and actively combats harmful policies. Visit gearingfortexas.com to learn about his history of activism and his plan of action if elected. There's honestly too much to touch on, but remember that power reducing winter? Well, Charlie knows how to keep us warm when it inevitably happens again. He believes in education, equality, fairness, and accountability. Speaking of getting there, don't forget to register and vote in the primaries on March 1st. Let's make a date of it!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>JP- @hmlpoliticalhookup</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f61c1642-b3bf-41db-b1b8-381fc88b9ffc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2021 09:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a5fe2f39-7303-4a91-b33d-63e43a9c6325/charlie-12-20-21.mp3" length="78470920" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>A Young Winner Joins the Pod: Fashion Trends with an &quot;Old Loser in Brooklyn&quot;</title><itunes:title>A Young Winner Joins the Pod: Fashion Trends with an &quot;Old Loser in Brooklyn&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Are you wearing kites after Labor Day? Fly away with us on this most special episode where we untangle fashion trends, both knotty and nice alike, with the eclectic TikTokreative, Mandy Lee (@oldloserinbrooklyn). Do you even KNOW why you're wearing those socks beneath your sandals? Will Crocs EVER be in style? This episode can serve as your first stop on the road towards more actualized looks in 2022. We want you to turn it out, HML babies, and be sure to check out all of Mandy Lee's indelible insights into how one can dress for themselves. Welcome to Silhouetiquette 101! Classhion is now in session!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you wearing kites after Labor Day? Fly away with us on this most special episode where we untangle fashion trends, both knotty and nice alike, with the eclectic TikTokreative, Mandy Lee (@oldloserinbrooklyn). Do you even KNOW why you're wearing those socks beneath your sandals? Will Crocs EVER be in style? This episode can serve as your first stop on the road towards more actualized looks in 2022. We want you to turn it out, HML babies, and be sure to check out all of Mandy Lee's indelible insights into how one can dress for themselves. Welcome to Silhouetiquette 101! Classhion is now in session!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">276b0de2-f807-424a-903c-4534cbeb9d3e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2021 11:15:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8832ad36-a1ea-4787-88fa-821611500404/brooklyn-12-15-21.mp3" length="133064751" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML joins the Proud Society with David Quiñones and Robert Brice</title><itunes:title>HML joins the Proud Society with David Quiñones and Robert Brice</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We are living in a queer society! If you didn't know that, then allow us to inform you. On today's episode, Tyler and Andy are joined by David Quiñones and Robert Brice of the "Proud Society," an LGBTQ organization that helps bring queers of all shapes and sizes together. Their mission is to offer events and services to anyone who can't find that glorious pot of gold at the end of their rainbow. It's so important, especially as we move forward into a day of greater acceptance, that spaces like this exist. While based in and around South Florida, we think that big things are coming (Yas, Zaddy!) for Proud Society and everyone who gets involved. You may just see them in a little town near little old you very soon. Visit their website at https://proudsociety.org and follow them on Instagram (@proudsocietyorg). </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are living in a queer society! If you didn't know that, then allow us to inform you. On today's episode, Tyler and Andy are joined by David Quiñones and Robert Brice of the "Proud Society," an LGBTQ organization that helps bring queers of all shapes and sizes together. Their mission is to offer events and services to anyone who can't find that glorious pot of gold at the end of their rainbow. It's so important, especially as we move forward into a day of greater acceptance, that spaces like this exist. While based in and around South Florida, we think that big things are coming (Yas, Zaddy!) for Proud Society and everyone who gets involved. You may just see them in a little town near little old you very soon. Visit their website at https://proudsociety.org and follow them on Instagram (@proudsocietyorg). </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">54d127a9-936e-43c1-903b-9a7233a707a3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2021 10:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/35bae83b-dc96-4ac0-8f49-fd10ea79cb25/proud-society-12-1-21.mp3" length="96836047" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Proud Androgynous F-ery with Dustin Van Dyke from &quot;We&apos;re Here&quot;</title><itunes:title>Proud Androgynous F-ery with Dustin Van Dyke from &quot;We&apos;re Here&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>If you're an avid listener of "Homo's Modern Life," then it's no secret that our episodes which connect us to the creatives behind HBO's "We're Here" are some of our best. Join us for another conversation about wellness and drag with official superstar and soon to be household drag name, Dustin Van Dyke! You can find him on Facebook or instagram under Dustin James Rotolo (@dustinjrotolo), and believe us, you're gonna wanna. Listening to this truly spectacular individual share his story with us was one of those rare, deeply connected moments, and you will be transformed when you finally get to watch his episode. You guessed it, Dustin is one of the breakout performers from the finale of season two, and we just know his rockin' rainbow will lead us into an equally fierce season three. We look forward to further connecting with Dustin and feeling the gay fire he's lighting in that hot furnace we call the magical world of Drag. If you're in Texas, then join us for our finale watch party at JR's in DFW's Oaklawn (aka- the gayborhood). The finale of "We're Here' will air on HBO at 8pm Central on November 29th. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're an avid listener of "Homo's Modern Life," then it's no secret that our episodes which connect us to the creatives behind HBO's "We're Here" are some of our best. Join us for another conversation about wellness and drag with official superstar and soon to be household drag name, Dustin Van Dyke! You can find him on Facebook or instagram under Dustin James Rotolo (@dustinjrotolo), and believe us, you're gonna wanna. Listening to this truly spectacular individual share his story with us was one of those rare, deeply connected moments, and you will be transformed when you finally get to watch his episode. You guessed it, Dustin is one of the breakout performers from the finale of season two, and we just know his rockin' rainbow will lead us into an equally fierce season three. We look forward to further connecting with Dustin and feeling the gay fire he's lighting in that hot furnace we call the magical world of Drag. If you're in Texas, then join us for our finale watch party at JR's in DFW's Oaklawn (aka- the gayborhood). The finale of "We're Here' will air on HBO at 8pm Central on November 29th. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">670cb65c-17aa-44a8-be88-073d116fe508</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2021 09:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a350d28a-3ce5-4c04-b721-0b44ffe6fcaf/dustin-we-rehere-hml-11-24-21.mp3" length="104055039" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>The boys talk &quot;Queer 2 Queer&quot; with editor Collin</title><itunes:title>The boys talk &quot;Queer 2 Queer&quot; with editor Collin</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We don't believe in the glorification of murderers. We do believe in the empowerment of queers who love TV and film. (To clarify: in regards to the stuff about "You," we are KIDDING.) </p><p>Hi there! Our editor got a blowout on an open highway (nobody was injured) and has been recovering. That's why this episode is a day late, and we do apologize. Speaking of our editor, Collin Miller (@squidlegs) is on the pod this time around. He talks to the boys all about the upcoming "Queer 2 Queer" Film Festival on November 20th. Live events start in the Margo Jones Theatre at 2pm and the films themselves will premiere at 6pm. The films will be available online as of November 21st and will stream until November 27th, but if you can come visit us in person, then please do so. Tyler and Andy are hosting, so you know it'll be a good time. </p><p>Here's where you can find all the info you need for in-person or online ticket purchasing: https://queer2queerfest.com/ </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Referenced:</p><p>Emilio J. Lopez - director of "In a Strange Room" - their YouTube is "Emilio J. Lopez"</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don't believe in the glorification of murderers. We do believe in the empowerment of queers who love TV and film. (To clarify: in regards to the stuff about "You," we are KIDDING.) </p><p>Hi there! Our editor got a blowout on an open highway (nobody was injured) and has been recovering. That's why this episode is a day late, and we do apologize. Speaking of our editor, Collin Miller (@squidlegs) is on the pod this time around. He talks to the boys all about the upcoming "Queer 2 Queer" Film Festival on November 20th. Live events start in the Margo Jones Theatre at 2pm and the films themselves will premiere at 6pm. The films will be available online as of November 21st and will stream until November 27th, but if you can come visit us in person, then please do so. Tyler and Andy are hosting, so you know it'll be a good time. </p><p>Here's where you can find all the info you need for in-person or online ticket purchasing: https://queer2queerfest.com/ </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Referenced:</p><p>Emilio J. Lopez - director of "In a Strange Room" - their YouTube is "Emilio J. Lopez"</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a444df33-b621-49f5-b9e5-b6ffdab5e6a9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2021 11:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ef9f9534-14fa-4a36-8dde-2aa22e1d641b/me-and-q2q-11-18-21.mp3" length="87268126" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Tyler, Andy, and Edson Montenegro: A Hole-Y Trinity.</title><itunes:title>Tyler, Andy, and Edson Montenegro: A Hole-Y Trinity.</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We are queens who like to laugh, so for today's episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we brought on TikTok sensation and comedian, Edson Montenegro (@edsonmountaineggroll). This gumption stuffed snack is much more than an appetizer. Their hole positive attitude brings some much needed visibility to accidental defecators across the globe, and we believe their stand-up offers a bootyfully unique alternative to the (sometimes) generalized queer experience as told by the world of comedy. All joking ass-side, it was riveting to gab candidly about some practical truths of queer and non-binary life with someone so witty and wise beyond their years. Be sure to catch Edson's regular shows in Brooklyn, and dive deep inside their TikTok page. Trust us, they can handle it. We ain't afraid of no girth!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are queens who like to laugh, so for today's episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we brought on TikTok sensation and comedian, Edson Montenegro (@edsonmountaineggroll). This gumption stuffed snack is much more than an appetizer. Their hole positive attitude brings some much needed visibility to accidental defecators across the globe, and we believe their stand-up offers a bootyfully unique alternative to the (sometimes) generalized queer experience as told by the world of comedy. All joking ass-side, it was riveting to gab candidly about some practical truths of queer and non-binary life with someone so witty and wise beyond their years. Be sure to catch Edson's regular shows in Brooklyn, and dive deep inside their TikTok page. Trust us, they can handle it. We ain't afraid of no girth!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">596d83db-d440-4608-b7d8-f2c493ab16e2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2021 08:45:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/77d52dee-7cb7-4bdb-9daa-5f3713091a64/edson-11-10-21.mp3" length="117180629" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>&quot;We&apos;re Here&quot; again with Johnnie and Stephen, HBO-M-G!</title><itunes:title>&quot;We&apos;re Here&quot; again with Johnnie and Stephen, HBO-M-G!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We love to use our platform at "Homo's Modern Life" to tell our fellow queers and allies what's inspiring us. Right now, that's HBO's "We're Here" (@werehere), and we were fortunate enough to once again host both of the show's handsome, talented, and pumpkin pie sweet creators. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE: JOHNNIE INGRAM (@johnnieinstagram) AND STEPHEN WARREN! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! Listen to this episode, go back and listen to our season premiere episode with Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), and then watch "We're Here" on HBO Max. For us, this show is about the power of visibility and acceptance. As Tyler puts it, "We're Here" is an example of how much fun we all can have together when we celebrate what makes us different. Look at the world right now. This reality is hard to achieve, but the people behind "We're Here" are doing their part. Please do yours. Protect and cherish your fellow queers. Support the rights of your trans family. Be here with us. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We love to use our platform at "Homo's Modern Life" to tell our fellow queers and allies what's inspiring us. Right now, that's HBO's "We're Here" (@werehere), and we were fortunate enough to once again host both of the show's handsome, talented, and pumpkin pie sweet creators. PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE STAGE: JOHNNIE INGRAM (@johnnieinstagram) AND STEPHEN WARREN! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs, the tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! This show brings us the tearrrrrs, tearrrrrs! Listen to this episode, go back and listen to our season premiere episode with Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), and then watch "We're Here" on HBO Max. For us, this show is about the power of visibility and acceptance. As Tyler puts it, "We're Here" is an example of how much fun we all can have together when we celebrate what makes us different. Look at the world right now. This reality is hard to achieve, but the people behind "We're Here" are doing their part. Please do yours. Protect and cherish your fellow queers. Support the rights of your trans family. Be here with us. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0df3b66a-4261-4860-bb91-ee4796c690b2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2021 09:45:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a1d105eb-06c5-4474-8d60-e1d7f1ff9f73/we-re-here-again-11-3-21.mp3" length="86412145" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Halloween! Sexy, Scary!</title><itunes:title>HML Halloween! Sexy, Scary!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>How have we been THIS gay for THIS long and NOT had a Halloween episode? Well, the witches have finally finished their brew, so now your ear holes are in for a treat, and that's no trick! Tyler and Andy talk the 2021 Oaklawn block party and close the case (gap?) on whether you can go "hole's out" on the streets or not. HML's got some hot costume ideas in case you still haven't figured out what to be, and the boys speculate on what they might do next year. Will Tyler triumphantly return to drag? Will Andy recover his lost childhood memories of Halloween? Has Tyler always been a witch!? It will haunt you if you miss this episode... *Cue rainbow ghost attack*</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How have we been THIS gay for THIS long and NOT had a Halloween episode? Well, the witches have finally finished their brew, so now your ear holes are in for a treat, and that's no trick! Tyler and Andy talk the 2021 Oaklawn block party and close the case (gap?) on whether you can go "hole's out" on the streets or not. HML's got some hot costume ideas in case you still haven't figured out what to be, and the boys speculate on what they might do next year. Will Tyler triumphantly return to drag? Will Andy recover his lost childhood memories of Halloween? Has Tyler always been a witch!? It will haunt you if you miss this episode... *Cue rainbow ghost attack*</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8171370d-fd62-452c-adca-c43974ef73bc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2021 10:45:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3c97a6d8-97ae-4f92-9a64-33bfa5ef20e0/halloween-10-27-21.mp3" length="95620622" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Pup Play it Again, Trent Rush!</title><itunes:title>Pup Play it Again, Trent Rush!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's delicate constitution, HML was happy to be trained. Trent talks about his journey towards finding his pack and what being a part of sex-positive kink communities means to him. We hope this episode reaches anyone struggling to honor their own specificity, either in art or in life. It can take a long time to find yourself, and don't be afraid of animal control. Be sure to download all of Trent's music after you finish the episode, and let your fabulous freak flag fly! We woof you!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's delicate constitution, HML was happy to be trained. Trent talks about his journey towards finding his pack and what being a part of sex-positive kink communities means to him. We hope this episode reaches anyone struggling to honor their own specificity, either in art or in life. It can take a long time to find yourself, and don't be afraid of animal control. Be sure to download all of Trent's music after you finish the episode, and let your fabulous freak flag fly! We woof you!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b3d13df4-c2ba-40cb-ac69-5c99cd4731e3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/13bbef16-d048-4581-8967-8bb838052ad3/trent-10-20-21.mp3" length="110855235" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Gets Nailed: Talking Nails and then Some...</title><itunes:title>HML Gets Nailed: Talking Nails and then Some...</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down to business to defeat the buns! As you know, hot boy Autumn is in full force, so you may get a sneak peak at what Andy and Tyler are wearing for Gay Christmas this year. You're welcome in advance. </p><p>Send us a tip on Cash App for a hot screen grab of Andy and Tyler's noses (basically) making love.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down to business to defeat the buns! As you know, hot boy Autumn is in full force, so you may get a sneak peak at what Andy and Tyler are wearing for Gay Christmas this year. You're welcome in advance. </p><p>Send us a tip on Cash App for a hot screen grab of Andy and Tyler's noses (basically) making love.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b8d0f4a8-1677-4137-9564-b213f8d42887</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2021 12:15:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c5645f6c-5ff1-4528-b267-7f1394ca7232/nails-10-13-21.mp3" length="98971819" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>We&apos;re Back and &quot;We&apos;re Here&quot; with Bob the Drag Queen!</title><itunes:title>We&apos;re Back and &quot;We&apos;re Here&quot; with Bob the Drag Queen!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), has joined us for our premiere. Speaking of premieres, Bob stars on HBO's "We're Here," and the first episode releases on October 11, 2021. As our quintessentially quality queers discuss on the pod, this special TV gem is about so much more than awe-inspiring drag, and really captures the feeling of togetherness that we think marginalized people are longing for. Getting the inside scoop on what shakes Bob's bacon is just a click away! Subscribe to our show and listen in for tasty tidbits like Bob's hot take on spooky TikTokers, whether or not Mary's a hugger, and so much more. We know you're gonna watch "We're Here" with us, so slide into our DM's or shoot us an email (homosmodernlife@gmail.com) with your "reactionations." It's good to be home and in great company. HML would like to give a special thanks to Bob for being so gracious, courteous, and fabulously fascinating.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), has joined us for our premiere. Speaking of premieres, Bob stars on HBO's "We're Here," and the first episode releases on October 11, 2021. As our quintessentially quality queers discuss on the pod, this special TV gem is about so much more than awe-inspiring drag, and really captures the feeling of togetherness that we think marginalized people are longing for. Getting the inside scoop on what shakes Bob's bacon is just a click away! Subscribe to our show and listen in for tasty tidbits like Bob's hot take on spooky TikTokers, whether or not Mary's a hugger, and so much more. We know you're gonna watch "We're Here" with us, so slide into our DM's or shoot us an email (homosmodernlife@gmail.com) with your "reactionations." It's good to be home and in great company. HML would like to give a special thanks to Bob for being so gracious, courteous, and fabulously fascinating.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">031dceda-8869-401f-bf2a-e1ede6768cd6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7c67c208-9040-4045-b657-2387a9c676dd/bob-the-drag-queen-10-6-21.mp3" length="96785056" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>3</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HAPPY 100TH RECORDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title><itunes:title>HAPPY 100TH RECORDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil cranes, game shows, closet convos, and the epic HML bromance which brings every gay element together under that great big DFW rainbow. Tyler and Andy will always be there for each other, as you know, and we will always be here for you! Seriously, go through our episode list and catch some of those oldie but goodies you might have missed. We're going to take a month off, but don't worry, we'll return in October at some point after things have gotten good and spooky. Email us or hit us up on Instagram about what you'd like to see in season three. We have many an evil plan for making HML even better, but we're always interested in your QUEERies. Stay safe, play hard, and we'll see you soon!</p><p>*Disclaimer* - this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, so if you're a loyal follower of HML lore, you'll catch the time jumps. It was our 100th recording, even though it's our 101st Dalmatian. Woof you!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil cranes, game shows, closet convos, and the epic HML bromance which brings every gay element together under that great big DFW rainbow. Tyler and Andy will always be there for each other, as you know, and we will always be here for you! Seriously, go through our episode list and catch some of those oldie but goodies you might have missed. We're going to take a month off, but don't worry, we'll return in October at some point after things have gotten good and spooky. Email us or hit us up on Instagram about what you'd like to see in season three. We have many an evil plan for making HML even better, but we're always interested in your QUEERies. Stay safe, play hard, and we'll see you soon!</p><p>*Disclaimer* - this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, so if you're a loyal follower of HML lore, you'll catch the time jumps. It was our 100th recording, even though it's our 101st Dalmatian. Woof you!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3f3cc851-523d-48a0-a8ce-f90177e03f82</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2021 10:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4e84e52d-b0b8-44ca-a46b-3a21c19edc5b/100th-9-1-21.mp3" length="97730480" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Payne is our Pleasure: Dakota Payne</title><itunes:title>Payne is our Pleasure: Dakota Payne</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of zee show in this particular cirCUMstance, but our conversation is more than tasty enough to whet your appetite. Andy and Tyler talk with this sexual connoisseur about wearing Jessica Simpson pumps while getting fucked, that sweet swirl of vanilla and kink, and muchessssssss to the moressssssss. As sugary as he his spicy, this Dakota Payne sungae is one you won't want to split from. Dig in, Queens! Feel free to eat messy.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of zee show in this particular cirCUMstance, but our conversation is more than tasty enough to whet your appetite. Andy and Tyler talk with this sexual connoisseur about wearing Jessica Simpson pumps while getting fucked, that sweet swirl of vanilla and kink, and muchessssssss to the moressssssss. As sugary as he his spicy, this Dakota Payne sungae is one you won't want to split from. Dig in, Queens! Feel free to eat messy.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6420e677-f4a9-44fa-b3a0-9aa54d2ede3f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/48cf5e1d-dfc1-401a-b32f-90c159d1a674/dakota-8-24-21.mp3" length="101892518" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>The Ghost Energy Rule: &quot;Moving&quot;</title><itunes:title>The Ghost Energy Rule: &quot;Moving&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do it, and we've all be "friended" into helping others do it, but what makes some moving ventures more taxing than others? Get inside the podcast truck, box yourself into this episode, and let us move you. We appreciate all you special listeners who regularly ride the vehicle of our voices. After all, a road trip is only as good as its passengers.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do it, and we've all be "friended" into helping others do it, but what makes some moving ventures more taxing than others? Get inside the podcast truck, box yourself into this episode, and let us move you. We appreciate all you special listeners who regularly ride the vehicle of our voices. After all, a road trip is only as good as its passengers.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">400f43da-cfa3-4278-9011-4b14ef86f152</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2021 09:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6d2a83ee-f14b-4c5a-ba11-17417c3f9c24/moving-8-18.mp3" length="97967881" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Buy Us a Drink First: &quot;First Dates&quot;</title><itunes:title>Buy Us a Drink First: &quot;First Dates&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first date, and don't worry potential lover, Tyler may still kiss you even if things were slightly on the boring side. For all their hot tips and tricks, you'll have to download the episode, but here are a few teasers: 1. Don't drop online conversations that are clearly leading up to a meet up (if you like the person that is), 2. Have courage and tell the person you don't want to continue seeing them when you feel like you no longer want to see them, and 3. space out showing them the exotic sights in your emotional menagerie. The path towards a shared truth may not be paved in a day!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin: @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first date, and don't worry potential lover, Tyler may still kiss you even if things were slightly on the boring side. For all their hot tips and tricks, you'll have to download the episode, but here are a few teasers: 1. Don't drop online conversations that are clearly leading up to a meet up (if you like the person that is), 2. Have courage and tell the person you don't want to continue seeing them when you feel like you no longer want to see them, and 3. space out showing them the exotic sights in your emotional menagerie. The path towards a shared truth may not be paved in a day!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin: @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">13266251-21a9-4a48-912b-0503cc782a80</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2021 07:45:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c0f5df85-5a08-4f51-871f-5c9d363c7c38/first-date-8-11-21.mp3" length="92879646" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML catches a Wavey: Davey Wavey!</title><itunes:title>HML catches a Wavey: Davey Wavey!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a household name. For the tragically uninitiated, it's Davey f****** Wavey season on "Homo's Modern Life." That's right, Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) gave HML an exclusive on robot BJ's, playing with toes, what it takes to get him into bed (or into your heart), and so much more. Let it be known that this gay icon is everything you want him to be when you meet him. We hope you enjoy our conversation with this sweet, responsible, honest, and hardworking homo hero as much as we did. Make sure you subscribe to his YouTube channel and Himeros.TV, because, along with many of the sex gods in his videos, integrity always comes.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a household name. For the tragically uninitiated, it's Davey f****** Wavey season on "Homo's Modern Life." That's right, Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) gave HML an exclusive on robot BJ's, playing with toes, what it takes to get him into bed (or into your heart), and so much more. Let it be known that this gay icon is everything you want him to be when you meet him. We hope you enjoy our conversation with this sweet, responsible, honest, and hardworking homo hero as much as we did. Make sure you subscribe to his YouTube channel and Himeros.TV, because, along with many of the sex gods in his videos, integrity always comes.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b1a05a16-9d75-4398-8b1e-d84122fcc439</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/93a4a5a5-3e96-443f-8f4a-ee4648ad0f8f/davey-8-3-21.mp3" length="112884845" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>We Like Ours Fried: &quot;Circuit Parties&quot;</title><itunes:title>We Like Ours Fried: &quot;Circuit Parties&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious about that unicorn horn, glowing short shorts, and rainbow harness life? Tyler and Andy have the inside scoop on our community's ultimate EDM fantasy world: the Circuit Party. We hope our innocent little convo inspires you to get messy, make mistakes, and coordinate a safety plan for when you are making said mistakes. You can always call us for a ride home on our magic school bus, just don't blame us for your hickeys or hangovers. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious about that unicorn horn, glowing short shorts, and rainbow harness life? Tyler and Andy have the inside scoop on our community's ultimate EDM fantasy world: the Circuit Party. We hope our innocent little convo inspires you to get messy, make mistakes, and coordinate a safety plan for when you are making said mistakes. You can always call us for a ride home on our magic school bus, just don't blame us for your hickeys or hangovers. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c13b07ab-2e91-498a-8e75-9d4f147d958f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7bfcbde1-f7ca-43ec-8186-f7f29e5cd15c/circuit-parties-7-20.mp3" length="121745580" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Cutely Calling &quot;Cut!&quot; with Linoleum Knife: Tyler&apos;s Favorite Movies</title><itunes:title>Cutely Calling &quot;Cut!&quot; with Linoleum Knife: Tyler&apos;s Favorite Movies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A homo's modern life wouldn't be complete without movies, honey. I mean let's face it, many drag queens would never have reached their peak fierceness without the influence of silver screen slayers like Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and of course... Marilyn... Tyler and Andy talk cinema from the classics to the cults with Dave White and Alonso Duralde, the beary charming hosts of "Linoleum Knife" (@linoleumcast). With a healthy balance of class and sass, HML's guests take an intimate look at Tyler's top ten favorite films of all time. Will these married movie buffs brand Ty's taste with their highly coveted "Knife" of approval? You'll have to listen to find out. That's right, we're serving you Master of Suspense realness! Thanks for checking out our rear end window.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A homo's modern life wouldn't be complete without movies, honey. I mean let's face it, many drag queens would never have reached their peak fierceness without the influence of silver screen slayers like Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and of course... Marilyn... Tyler and Andy talk cinema from the classics to the cults with Dave White and Alonso Duralde, the beary charming hosts of "Linoleum Knife" (@linoleumcast). With a healthy balance of class and sass, HML's guests take an intimate look at Tyler's top ten favorite films of all time. Will these married movie buffs brand Ty's taste with their highly coveted "Knife" of approval? You'll have to listen to find out. That's right, we're serving you Master of Suspense realness! Thanks for checking out our rear end window.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f8f6e2e6-590b-4ea3-a882-ea6245d3f994</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/363c975c-2aea-4b0e-b888-1871ee604ad7/lino-film-7-7-21.mp3" length="131104522" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML visits Wayne&apos;s World: &quot;Reality TV&quot; with Wayne Holtz</title><itunes:title>HML visits Wayne&apos;s World: &quot;Reality TV&quot; with Wayne Holtz</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes reality bites... That's why the goddesses (examples of these celestial creatures being: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and RuPaul herself) gave us reality TV. Tyler and Andy sit back with their poppers and popcorn for a good old fashioned look back, reminiscing on some of the most iconic (and largely female led) reality shows of all time. This was a full bowl to digest, so the HML boys invited over a deep friend of the pod (yes, I borrowed that from "Race Chaser"), Wayne Holtz (@wayneholtz_), an electrifying expert on pop-culture and the sensationally sensual host of "The Wayne Holtz Podcast."  This one's a banger for the ears! The cuckoo cock has struck twelve inches, so download this episode before it turns back into an episode of "Laguna Beach" where someone has a First World problem.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes reality bites... That's why the goddesses (examples of these celestial creatures being: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and RuPaul herself) gave us reality TV. Tyler and Andy sit back with their poppers and popcorn for a good old fashioned look back, reminiscing on some of the most iconic (and largely female led) reality shows of all time. This was a full bowl to digest, so the HML boys invited over a deep friend of the pod (yes, I borrowed that from "Race Chaser"), Wayne Holtz (@wayneholtz_), an electrifying expert on pop-culture and the sensationally sensual host of "The Wayne Holtz Podcast."  This one's a banger for the ears! The cuckoo cock has struck twelve inches, so download this episode before it turns back into an episode of "Laguna Beach" where someone has a First World problem.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f0c28e71-c9d4-4391-96a7-c0e2c3558152</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c2e77b94-5997-4806-b242-a325b47d535b/wayne-6-30-21.mp3" length="128450481" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>In the Scrum with Pro Rugby player Devin Ibañez and his partner, Fergus Wade</title><itunes:title>In the Scrum with Pro Rugby player Devin Ibañez and his partner, Fergus Wade</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Get it out of your pretty little head that the toughest sports are only for the heteronormative crowd. This week on "Homo's Modern Life," Tyler and Andy sit down with Devin Ibañez (@thatgayrugger), the out and proud pro rugby player with a heart of gold. And speaking of golden boys, his super supportive partner, Fergus Wade (@ferguswade), a musical theatre and fashion aficionado, is on the field for this podcast. Just because he's hot doesn't mean he's a benchwarmer. In fact, Fergus played a big role in connecting Devin's social media with struggling members of the LGBTQ community. Devin himself fights for legal advocacy and community programs for trans people, and it's clear to HML that these two powerhouses are strongest together. HML chats long-distance relationships, which region of "Drag Race" is best, and so much more. Don't drop the ball by not listening! Look, the sooner you click play, the sooner my sports puns will stop...</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get it out of your pretty little head that the toughest sports are only for the heteronormative crowd. This week on "Homo's Modern Life," Tyler and Andy sit down with Devin Ibañez (@thatgayrugger), the out and proud pro rugby player with a heart of gold. And speaking of golden boys, his super supportive partner, Fergus Wade (@ferguswade), a musical theatre and fashion aficionado, is on the field for this podcast. Just because he's hot doesn't mean he's a benchwarmer. In fact, Fergus played a big role in connecting Devin's social media with struggling members of the LGBTQ community. Devin himself fights for legal advocacy and community programs for trans people, and it's clear to HML that these two powerhouses are strongest together. HML chats long-distance relationships, which region of "Drag Race" is best, and so much more. Don't drop the ball by not listening! Look, the sooner you click play, the sooner my sports puns will stop...</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">348b78c5-cc14-4596-b123-6ce4e3738e36</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3e439233-2997-4a7a-9625-f63459946057/rugger-6-23-21.mp3" length="103389648" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Being a Better Bottom: Episode III - Revenge of the Fiber (&quot;diet edition&quot; starring Brad K. Gardner)</title><itunes:title>Being a Better Bottom: Episode III - Revenge of the Fiber (&quot;diet edition&quot; starring Brad K. Gardner)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today is a very special day. Not only is it our 40th episode in season two (we've come so far and we couldn't have done it without you! *cue tears*), but we finally complete the epic "Bottom" trilogy. This week, we're looking at what we can eat to better prepare our holy selves for what comes after that romantic dinner. You wanna be a better bottom? Listen to this episode and then eat with Brad (@bradkgardner) on www.eatwithbrad.com. He's basically the plant-based food whisperer, and he spices up this HML recipe with his warm heart and hot takes. Add a pinch of Tyler and a dash of Andy and "VOILA!" you've made your ears a delicious treat.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today is a very special day. Not only is it our 40th episode in season two (we've come so far and we couldn't have done it without you! *cue tears*), but we finally complete the epic "Bottom" trilogy. This week, we're looking at what we can eat to better prepare our holy selves for what comes after that romantic dinner. You wanna be a better bottom? Listen to this episode and then eat with Brad (@bradkgardner) on www.eatwithbrad.com. He's basically the plant-based food whisperer, and he spices up this HML recipe with his warm heart and hot takes. Add a pinch of Tyler and a dash of Andy and "VOILA!" you've made your ears a delicious treat.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a5cc2490-823f-4bdc-a8e1-a44007cdfe7b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2ca21d4e-d392-4584-a3ff-f6e17612db0c/brad-6-16-21.mp3" length="105148420" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>40</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Re-run: Our pre-election convo with Jesse Moreno</title><itunes:title>Re-run: Our pre-election convo with Jesse Moreno</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hey there HML fans! We apologize if anyone had a problem downloading our May 25, 2021 episode that depicted our pre-election conversation with District 2 Dallas City Councilman Jesse Moreno. I've re-uploaded our chat with him here, because trying to update the original episode wasn't working. Thanks for your patience and for sticking with us. If you're in the DFW area, join us at JR's on Saturday, June 26, 2021 @ 2pm for a congrats party in Jesse's honor. "Homo's Modern Life" is very excited for all he'll bring to the table. Happy Pride Month everyone!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey there HML fans! We apologize if anyone had a problem downloading our May 25, 2021 episode that depicted our pre-election conversation with District 2 Dallas City Councilman Jesse Moreno. I've re-uploaded our chat with him here, because trying to update the original episode wasn't working. Thanks for your patience and for sticking with us. If you're in the DFW area, join us at JR's on Saturday, June 26, 2021 @ 2pm for a congrats party in Jesse's honor. "Homo's Modern Life" is very excited for all he'll bring to the table. Happy Pride Month everyone!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b04e98e2-accf-4f96-abd5-5acbe29b5c76</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2021 16:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bc43f6b5-eb3e-4a97-8024-08b8476b8372/jesse-city-council-runoff-6-15-21-3-11-pm.mp3" length="66482179" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Merch Ado about Gay Pride with Wesley Smoot of &quot;Unleashed LGBTQ&quot;</title><itunes:title>Merch Ado about Gay Pride with Wesley Smoot of &quot;Unleashed LGBTQ&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>From our HML family to yours, we wish you the happiest of Prides. We're curious. How much rainbow colored apparel do you own? DM us. Email us. Tweet us. Send a" Harry Potter" owl or a "Game of Thrones" raven. This is a big month for queerosexuals, and it seems many corporations across America have figured that out. Tyler and Andy chat about which aspects of this activate their cynical and optimistic sides. The boys also sit down with the wild in all the right ways Wesley Smoot. He tells them all about "Unleashed LGBTQ" (@unleashedlgbtq), the SXSW by/for queer people, and you'll want to hear about it too. Thanks for spending some of this special month with us!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From our HML family to yours, we wish you the happiest of Prides. We're curious. How much rainbow colored apparel do you own? DM us. Email us. Tweet us. Send a" Harry Potter" owl or a "Game of Thrones" raven. This is a big month for queerosexuals, and it seems many corporations across America have figured that out. Tyler and Andy chat about which aspects of this activate their cynical and optimistic sides. The boys also sit down with the wild in all the right ways Wesley Smoot. He tells them all about "Unleashed LGBTQ" (@unleashedlgbtq), the SXSW by/for queer people, and you'll want to hear about it too. Thanks for spending some of this special month with us!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cb7fa4d5-bb45-4339-b36c-d5a2a48ac178</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/42650ce2-db77-4153-b091-1235b59f03c5/pride-and-shit-6-9-21.mp3" length="101297344" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>39</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Longer and Uncut: HML&apos;s First Porn Star Panel (featuring Jett Jax, Jackson Reed, and Dante Micuccio)</title><itunes:title>Longer and Uncut: HML&apos;s First Porn Star Panel (featuring Jett Jax, Jackson Reed, and Dante Micuccio)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We promised you from the power bottoms of our hearts that we would bring you more professional studs. Honey, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we deliver that and then some. Tyler and Andy get under the sheets with not one... not two... but THREE mouth watering men who have let it all hang out for our viewing pleasure. Jackson Reed (@Jacksonreedxxx), Jett Jax (@Sethaaron), and Dante Micuccio talk about everything from sandal spankings to drowning fetish boundaries. Butt (yes, things get very peachy) that's not all! These three stallions engage in a gag worthy game of "This or That" which will definitely have you reaching for tissues. No gurl, it won't for tears. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We promised you from the power bottoms of our hearts that we would bring you more professional studs. Honey, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we deliver that and then some. Tyler and Andy get under the sheets with not one... not two... but THREE mouth watering men who have let it all hang out for our viewing pleasure. Jackson Reed (@Jacksonreedxxx), Jett Jax (@Sethaaron), and Dante Micuccio talk about everything from sandal spankings to drowning fetish boundaries. Butt (yes, things get very peachy) that's not all! These three stallions engage in a gag worthy game of "This or That" which will definitely have you reaching for tissues. No gurl, it won't for tears. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f62c21b2-5d86-4e21-8693-9a10663d2c33</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d0698333-9516-42aa-91c9-5c31e2998125/porn-panel-one-6-1-21.mp3" length="113532682" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>38</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Making Food F-ing Fun: HML turns up the heat with Elliott Norris</title><itunes:title>Making Food F-ing Fun: HML turns up the heat with Elliott Norris</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Put your chef hats on and nothing else! Ok, maybe add an apron... Cuz... Safety (and it can be sexy too). Thanks for downloading another episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy are joined by the dangerously delicious social media sensation we all Pokemon Go wild for: Elliott Norris (@callmebelly on TikTok and @elliottnorris on Instagram). The guys chat about how cool it is to have kitchen fun, as long as it's NOT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD! Side note- producer Collin Miller owns those undies signed. DM for proof of pop culture artifact. ANYWHO, this one is sugar and spice and everything nice. Experiment with what you put in dat mouth of yours. Get creative! We are all about that life. Click play the next time you scramble up some eggs! We're sorry if this podcast makes your mouth water.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Put your chef hats on and nothing else! Ok, maybe add an apron... Cuz... Safety (and it can be sexy too). Thanks for downloading another episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy are joined by the dangerously delicious social media sensation we all Pokemon Go wild for: Elliott Norris (@callmebelly on TikTok and @elliottnorris on Instagram). The guys chat about how cool it is to have kitchen fun, as long as it's NOT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD! Side note- producer Collin Miller owns those undies signed. DM for proof of pop culture artifact. ANYWHO, this one is sugar and spice and everything nice. Experiment with what you put in dat mouth of yours. Get creative! We are all about that life. Click play the next time you scramble up some eggs! We're sorry if this podcast makes your mouth water.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">99ebfe79-1b6d-4b09-8f66-a84bcfefb0fe</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/918ad1a0-c33a-4f69-b8df-a7a662cfede4/fun-foods-with-elliot-n-5-24-21.mp3" length="76469312" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML vibes with artist and musician: Preston Light</title><itunes:title>HML vibes with artist and musician: Preston Light</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Everyone... Set your energy level to chill... Because this episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about the feels. Preston Light (@lighthauscreations), painter and bassist phenomenon, joins Tyler and Andy to talk about creative things. You really art to check this one out, because there are a plethora of playlist recommendations to behold, as well as some golden nuggets about perspectives on the world. We'd say this is one of our "easy listening" selections, so pop it on when you're taking the relaxi taxi or the relaxi cab. Pro tip- visit a museum by yourself and headphone in some tunes. You may soon believe in magic... </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone... Set your energy level to chill... Because this episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about the feels. Preston Light (@lighthauscreations), painter and bassist phenomenon, joins Tyler and Andy to talk about creative things. You really art to check this one out, because there are a plethora of playlist recommendations to behold, as well as some golden nuggets about perspectives on the world. We'd say this is one of our "easy listening" selections, so pop it on when you're taking the relaxi taxi or the relaxi cab. Pro tip- visit a museum by yourself and headphone in some tunes. You may soon believe in magic... </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">69e34e28-c0e4-4b2d-8269-accc743ceb57</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3b95a417-10f4-4eef-90f1-12663715f2d8/preston-5-18-21.mp3" length="78411568" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Let&apos;s Get Naughty: HML on &quot;Villains&quot;</title><itunes:title>Let&apos;s Get Naughty: HML on &quot;Villains&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This one's for all the little gaybies who used to prance around their house with a candy cigarette pretending to be Cruella De Vil. We know that Ursula the Sea Witch was your drag mom. It's ok! Here at HML, we respect a good villain. Where would our animated movies and reality tv shows be without them? Andy and Tyler talk about their favorite bad boys and Queens, thirst over the Gastons of Disney world, and get into so much more. You know you want to be in on our evil deeds. To put it bluntly, sometimes it's refreshing to play dirty. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one's for all the little gaybies who used to prance around their house with a candy cigarette pretending to be Cruella De Vil. We know that Ursula the Sea Witch was your drag mom. It's ok! Here at HML, we respect a good villain. Where would our animated movies and reality tv shows be without them? Andy and Tyler talk about their favorite bad boys and Queens, thirst over the Gastons of Disney world, and get into so much more. You know you want to be in on our evil deeds. To put it bluntly, sometimes it's refreshing to play dirty. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5e9d2df5-2c55-4d77-8e11-5ceb9089fee2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cff7bc22-d9a0-4871-9136-8a383601a288/villains-5-11-21.mp3" length="81858478" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Learns Tarot from Seth Vermilyea of &quot;Coming Out Tarot&quot;</title><itunes:title>HML Learns Tarot from Seth Vermilyea of &quot;Coming Out Tarot&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Move over, Yoog! This week's guest REALLY understands the heart of the cards. HML was lucky enough to be joined by Seth Vermilyea (@comingouttarot) to talk all things tarot, body design, and which cards are really just depicting giant penises. We'll show you our decks if you show us yours. Listen in for Seth's answers to your burning questions about how the art of tarot really works. This is a great one for anyone interested in this practice, and who knows, maybe our convo will transform you from moderately curious into downright hooked. ***Please forgive a few audio issues, as our Zooms were battling some tricky connections, which is ironic, given that's what our recording was about... Maybe there was just too much airborne magic for our poor computers to handle?</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @Squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Move over, Yoog! This week's guest REALLY understands the heart of the cards. HML was lucky enough to be joined by Seth Vermilyea (@comingouttarot) to talk all things tarot, body design, and which cards are really just depicting giant penises. We'll show you our decks if you show us yours. Listen in for Seth's answers to your burning questions about how the art of tarot really works. This is a great one for anyone interested in this practice, and who knows, maybe our convo will transform you from moderately curious into downright hooked. ***Please forgive a few audio issues, as our Zooms were battling some tricky connections, which is ironic, given that's what our recording was about... Maybe there was just too much airborne magic for our poor computers to handle?</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @Squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fd81cf31-3c54-4e90-a46b-ec308857e5db</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6c7ecee7-7a3e-46a8-b3cd-f5501c0fbfa5/tarot-5-4-21.mp3" length="72264433" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>A Sister, Sister Moment! Tyler and RYAN chat with Dallas City Council Candidates.</title><itunes:title>A Sister, Sister Moment! Tyler and RYAN chat with Dallas City Council Candidates.</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>*BONUS EPISODE ALERT*</strong> Don't you just love when you get a raise? Well, you have been such adoring fans. Our team thought you deserved a reward. On this REVOLUTIONARY crossover episode, Tyler from HML and Ryan from Political Hookup do the Marvel thing and assemble two wonderful interviews with Dallas City Council Candidates from District 2: Raha Assadi and Dr. Sana Syed. These cool, capable, and captivating women explore what really needs fixin' around the gayborhood, and we have the scoop on what they're gonna do to help if elected. You can't go wrong with either of these gems. Listen in and you'll believe. This is a <strong>time sensitive episode</strong> Big D peeps. Go vote! Honey, you've got the time. <strong>Election Day is Saturday, May 1st.</strong></p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Ryan- @hmlpoliticalhookup</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>*BONUS EPISODE ALERT*</strong> Don't you just love when you get a raise? Well, you have been such adoring fans. Our team thought you deserved a reward. On this REVOLUTIONARY crossover episode, Tyler from HML and Ryan from Political Hookup do the Marvel thing and assemble two wonderful interviews with Dallas City Council Candidates from District 2: Raha Assadi and Dr. Sana Syed. These cool, capable, and captivating women explore what really needs fixin' around the gayborhood, and we have the scoop on what they're gonna do to help if elected. You can't go wrong with either of these gems. Listen in and you'll believe. This is a <strong>time sensitive episode</strong> Big D peeps. Go vote! Honey, you've got the time. <strong>Election Day is Saturday, May 1st.</strong></p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Ryan- @hmlpoliticalhookup</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e212bcf1-4b13-4bd9-bcef-06b8e272bc0a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2021 08:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6cf7af8e-7da7-4580-9484-926313fa97f2/city-council-2021.mp3" length="76865537" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Fantasize with us about Uniforms and Role-play</title><itunes:title>Fantasize with us about Uniforms and Role-play</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Just when you thought we couldn't get any sexier... Tyler and Andy are talkin' bout cowboys, lumberjacks, plumbers, and more. This is an intimate one, as you'll discover many a dirty little detail about what turns us on. We recommend you open your mind as well as your ears, because you might hear a thing or two that you'll wanna try out and proud with that special someone. Life is short. Try water sports!</p><p>***SPOILER ALERT*** Skip ahead to time stamp 19:00 to avoid any "Drag Race" season 13 finale reveals. We were so stoked that we just had to dish. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer: </p><p>Collin- @Squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just when you thought we couldn't get any sexier... Tyler and Andy are talkin' bout cowboys, lumberjacks, plumbers, and more. This is an intimate one, as you'll discover many a dirty little detail about what turns us on. We recommend you open your mind as well as your ears, because you might hear a thing or two that you'll wanna try out and proud with that special someone. Life is short. Try water sports!</p><p>***SPOILER ALERT*** Skip ahead to time stamp 19:00 to avoid any "Drag Race" season 13 finale reveals. We were so stoked that we just had to dish. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @Homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer: </p><p>Collin- @Squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4a1b6798-5b22-46ab-a031-4cee69166ea4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c8c39310-09d5-4987-b90b-fb96da67e80e/uniforms-4-26-21.mp3" length="78898700" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Lost loves... and skulls: HML on &quot;Missed Connections&quot;</title><itunes:title>Lost loves... and skulls: HML on &quot;Missed Connections&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Whether you missed the boat on missed connections or not, you won't wanna miss connecting with this episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy reveal some meet cutes and meet boots from their past when they tried to (often failing to) establish contact with certain uncertain strangers. "Listener with the impeccable taste! We think this episode belongs to your ear holes!" Thanks again for being a fan, and don't forget to use our show Instagram to affirm or establish your connection with us. We welcome inquiries both benevolent and bizarre, and we hope you enjoy this discussion!</p><p>Host:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin: @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whether you missed the boat on missed connections or not, you won't wanna miss connecting with this episode of "Homo's Modern Life." Tyler and Andy reveal some meet cutes and meet boots from their past when they tried to (often failing to) establish contact with certain uncertain strangers. "Listener with the impeccable taste! We think this episode belongs to your ear holes!" Thanks again for being a fan, and don't forget to use our show Instagram to affirm or establish your connection with us. We welcome inquiries both benevolent and bizarre, and we hope you enjoy this discussion!</p><p>Host:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin: @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e75f1235-d362-4243-9c72-0f646461f0f9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/01dc3e8a-5e06-4aa8-9569-d400ed522f35/4-20-missed-connections.mp3" length="68174285" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Don&apos;t be afraid. Be a gay! HML on FEARS!!!!!!</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t be afraid. Be a gay! HML on FEARS!!!!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Toe hair. Flesh eating beetles under a rock. Ignorant political speeches. Honey, everyone's got s**** they're afraid of, and if you think you don't, we'll fix you. This week, Tyler and Andy are talking all about their fears while sharing some of yours. If you're afraid of the dark like Andy, just turn us on and voila! Your bologna ain't no longer aloneeeee. We'll make those monsters under your bed weep like PrEP opening up a can of whoop-ass on unsafe sex. (Protect yourself and others. Get on it.) Now, turn your lights off and turn us on...</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin: @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Toe hair. Flesh eating beetles under a rock. Ignorant political speeches. Honey, everyone's got s**** they're afraid of, and if you think you don't, we'll fix you. This week, Tyler and Andy are talking all about their fears while sharing some of yours. If you're afraid of the dark like Andy, just turn us on and voila! Your bologna ain't no longer aloneeeee. We'll make those monsters under your bed weep like PrEP opening up a can of whoop-ass on unsafe sex. (Protect yourself and others. Get on it.) Now, turn your lights off and turn us on...</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin: @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e18ac666-7e92-4d1c-b623-f22b6b09f714</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d1c356fd-fa40-4fe5-b49c-020a7cbed7f3/fear-4-13-21.mp3" length="82788228" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>We&apos;re not Drunk: HML Drinks Alcohol</title><itunes:title>We&apos;re not Drunk: HML Drinks Alcohol</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for ordering a double Tyler and Andy off the podcast bar. You've chosen wisely! This week on HML, the boys schmooze over booze. In this cock tease of a cocktail you'll find the following delectable tastes: horse addiction, codependency, at least one brief reference to "Pretty Woman," and several more secret ingredients. Please listen responsibly, but don't be afraid to order that martini extra dirty. Skipping this one would be a big mistake... HUGE.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for ordering a double Tyler and Andy off the podcast bar. You've chosen wisely! This week on HML, the boys schmooze over booze. In this cock tease of a cocktail you'll find the following delectable tastes: horse addiction, codependency, at least one brief reference to "Pretty Woman," and several more secret ingredients. Please listen responsibly, but don't be afraid to order that martini extra dirty. Skipping this one would be a big mistake... HUGE.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f7e6b436-f94e-4c0a-8afd-13ead29cd902</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fe8b7a72-f314-44e1-b35c-18646d0163ab/4-6-21-alcohol.mp3" length="89814331" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HBO&apos;s &quot;We&apos;re Here&quot; with show creators Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren</title><itunes:title>HBO&apos;s &quot;We&apos;re Here&quot; with show creators Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Famous Drag Queens from another dimension, Tiffanie Tangerine and Restroom Downstairs, stopped by the HML pod in the forms they take while in our universe. Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren, a dynamic duo for the ages, created the hit HBO show "We're Here" (@werehere) and our dynamic duo was given the immense pleasure of chatting them up about it. We've created magic with this one, sweet fans, so listen in to know what happens. Don't miss insights about the Chicago drag scene, life changing moments from the show, what exactly goes into creating safe spaces for queer communities, or Tyler's pronunciation of the word Tupperware. Please cheer, be queer, and binge "We're Here!"</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Famous Drag Queens from another dimension, Tiffanie Tangerine and Restroom Downstairs, stopped by the HML pod in the forms they take while in our universe. Johnnie Ingram and Steve Warren, a dynamic duo for the ages, created the hit HBO show "We're Here" (@werehere) and our dynamic duo was given the immense pleasure of chatting them up about it. We've created magic with this one, sweet fans, so listen in to know what happens. Don't miss insights about the Chicago drag scene, life changing moments from the show, what exactly goes into creating safe spaces for queer communities, or Tyler's pronunciation of the word Tupperware. Please cheer, be queer, and binge "We're Here!"</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">29ebfb1f-0f59-42aa-a964-0c35ddb563e9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/eec5f5dc-0bee-447f-8c3b-191b8c0e265a/29-we-re-here-3-27.mp3" length="106296551" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Dream a Little Dream of HML</title><itunes:title>Dream a Little Dream of HML</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ghosts and ghoulies and wet dreams, oh my! Arlo, I don't think we're awake anymore... As our Andy maintains, and as many of you surely reflect, sometimes it is boring as hell when people tell you about their dreams. But listen, if anyone can ramp up a chat about all things that happen when gays go sweepy bye, it's our HML boys. Tyler and Andy talk about their weird ass dreams, your hot ass dreams, and those extra common dream tropes that pop up in all our fluffy sheep farms. This episode is the perfect way to wind down after a long, hard day. Snuggle with us! You can be the little spoon. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ghosts and ghoulies and wet dreams, oh my! Arlo, I don't think we're awake anymore... As our Andy maintains, and as many of you surely reflect, sometimes it is boring as hell when people tell you about their dreams. But listen, if anyone can ramp up a chat about all things that happen when gays go sweepy bye, it's our HML boys. Tyler and Andy talk about their weird ass dreams, your hot ass dreams, and those extra common dream tropes that pop up in all our fluffy sheep farms. This episode is the perfect way to wind down after a long, hard day. Snuggle with us! You can be the little spoon. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a4e66558-2345-45ec-9611-27baf4627c7f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/26aa311d-9821-4843-b9b8-37823b42283a/3-9-21-dreams.mp3" length="93414213" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>We Review Iconic RuPaul&apos;s Drag Race Queens</title><itunes:title>We Review Iconic RuPaul&apos;s Drag Race Queens</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We got your Jujubee. We got your Bianca Del Rio. That's right, Tyler and Andy got all yo' diva reads and "RuPaul's Drag Race" needs right the f*** here! Tune in to hear the boys rate the most iconic Queens, gossip about backstage drama, and make predictions about the latest season. You told us who you think the best in show are, and now's your chance to find out if we agree. Do we stan Jan? How would HML "Sophie's Choice" Trixie &amp; Katya? Put us in your smexy little ears and find the freak out. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer: </p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We got your Jujubee. We got your Bianca Del Rio. That's right, Tyler and Andy got all yo' diva reads and "RuPaul's Drag Race" needs right the f*** here! Tune in to hear the boys rate the most iconic Queens, gossip about backstage drama, and make predictions about the latest season. You told us who you think the best in show are, and now's your chance to find out if we agree. Do we stan Jan? How would HML "Sophie's Choice" Trixie &amp; Katya? Put us in your smexy little ears and find the freak out. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer: </p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3bf87617-52bc-4855-beec-795c74a70ac1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/294cb0b0-cf60-4d91-9297-aa5133c9ec49/drag-race-3-16-21.mp3" length="77543258" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Vroom Vroom Mothuh Truckuh: Gays and Cars</title><itunes:title>Vroom Vroom Mothuh Truckuh: Gays and Cars</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder what the podcast equivalent of a car crash sounds like? This episode of "Homo's Modern Life" starts in a few puppies barking and ends in a few scratches scratching. The boys talk about cars amidst a myriad of technical issues for the sake of your joy ride. It was all intentional of course. We wanted to simulate what it would be like if you recorded an episode during a family road trip. Artists do crazy Snapple sometimes. Jokes aside, we appreciate your patience and promise higher quality audio in the future. For now, we hope you can laugh along with Tyler and Andy. Let's be real, you don't listen to us because we're the most elegant cuisine down the aisle. We're that gooey Mac and Cheese re-heatable dinner, and we know you love us.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder what the podcast equivalent of a car crash sounds like? This episode of "Homo's Modern Life" starts in a few puppies barking and ends in a few scratches scratching. The boys talk about cars amidst a myriad of technical issues for the sake of your joy ride. It was all intentional of course. We wanted to simulate what it would be like if you recorded an episode during a family road trip. Artists do crazy Snapple sometimes. Jokes aside, we appreciate your patience and promise higher quality audio in the future. For now, we hope you can laugh along with Tyler and Andy. Let's be real, you don't listen to us because we're the most elegant cuisine down the aisle. We're that gooey Mac and Cheese re-heatable dinner, and we know you love us.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">553df375-074f-42c0-866a-ef1d283d5739</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4f5e6251-cb44-4a10-b76f-5a5a6457d1c8/cars-3-3-21.mp3" length="86014455" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Ticking around on TikTok with Taylor Donaldson</title><itunes:title>Ticking around on TikTok with Taylor Donaldson</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Are you still mourning the wilting of "Vine?" Well, pop open a wine and start feelin' fine, because you need to get some TikTok in your life. No, it's not the same thing, but there's a familial energy there. Our HML TikToks were needing a little energy themselves, so we brought on social media guru and avid Toker Taylor Ray Donaldson. On this episode, Tay bae walks Andy and Tyler (and subsequently you, the listener) through what makes a TikTok TikPOP! Take note of our wise Taylor's suggestions, and then hire him as your social media coach! You can follow him on TikTok for pleasurable business @theatremarketing or for gayly forward pleasure @avocadobob. The time's TikTokin' away until you become the next big TikTok gay!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you still mourning the wilting of "Vine?" Well, pop open a wine and start feelin' fine, because you need to get some TikTok in your life. No, it's not the same thing, but there's a familial energy there. Our HML TikToks were needing a little energy themselves, so we brought on social media guru and avid Toker Taylor Ray Donaldson. On this episode, Tay bae walks Andy and Tyler (and subsequently you, the listener) through what makes a TikTok TikPOP! Take note of our wise Taylor's suggestions, and then hire him as your social media coach! You can follow him on TikTok for pleasurable business @theatremarketing or for gayly forward pleasure @avocadobob. The time's TikTokin' away until you become the next big TikTok gay!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler- @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy- @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin- @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aeda9a3-723d-4ad4-8519-78e676d1470a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f6e66adc-69e1-467e-a71f-1ba0c8e48d52/tiktok-2-23-21.mp3" length="82502971" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>The Tyler Finger: Frustrated Gays</title><itunes:title>The Tyler Finger: Frustrated Gays</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Certain gays... Anti-maskers... Backwards underwear... Falling into horse manure...  People who drive like Tyler in traffic... Let's be real, there is a CVS receipt long list of reasons we're all frustrated, but today, here's one less! Yep, your gorgeous eyes are staring at the latest HML podcast, and that's always good news. We hope our conversation about frustrating things brings you some form of catharsis. Our experts also recommend two masturbations a day.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Certain gays... Anti-maskers... Backwards underwear... Falling into horse manure...  People who drive like Tyler in traffic... Let's be real, there is a CVS receipt long list of reasons we're all frustrated, but today, here's one less! Yep, your gorgeous eyes are staring at the latest HML podcast, and that's always good news. We hope our conversation about frustrating things brings you some form of catharsis. Our experts also recommend two masturbations a day.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3cdedd16-052a-4f59-b7b2-7739972a13d3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/47d0d045-4b8d-4bbe-a9e4-dfb808369461/2-2-21-frustrated.mp3" length="97159546" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Life does not need a filter: Gay Profile Pics</title><itunes:title>Life does not need a filter: Gay Profile Pics</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's a turning point for our HML boys. Andy has realized that he isn't an avocado, and Tyler has alphabatized both his spice cabinets, the literal and the metaphorical. How do spritely gays celebrate their milestones with the world? Cute profile pics, of course! On this unfiltered episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talking' angles, outfits, lighting, the works. Do you need help maximizing your you-ness on Grindr? We might just be serving them spicy nuggets homegirl needs.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's a turning point for our HML boys. Andy has realized that he isn't an avocado, and Tyler has alphabatized both his spice cabinets, the literal and the metaphorical. How do spritely gays celebrate their milestones with the world? Cute profile pics, of course! On this unfiltered episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talking' angles, outfits, lighting, the works. Do you need help maximizing your you-ness on Grindr? We might just be serving them spicy nuggets homegirl needs.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2dedaeda-12a3-440e-bd74-dc74871710aa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3aed2625-5bfb-470e-add4-18ecfcba66b2/1-27-pics.mp3" length="87529766" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Ty lives in horror every day: ALIENS!!!!!!!!</title><itunes:title>Ty lives in horror every day: ALIENS!!!!!!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The truth is out of the closet, just like our homosexual rears, and there’s nothing we can do to avoid gettin’ probed! We're talkin’ aliens, fairly certainly of our own volition, so any secret messages you decode are purely circumstantial. Put HML in your brain and press play. We aren’t to blame if these sound waves turn you gay. However, if they do... you’re welcome. Also as a special note to all extraterrestrials out there, presently or futurly: please feel free to use this podcast as an artifact in any “this is how derpy humans are” classes.</p><p>Hosts: </p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The truth is out of the closet, just like our homosexual rears, and there’s nothing we can do to avoid gettin’ probed! We're talkin’ aliens, fairly certainly of our own volition, so any secret messages you decode are purely circumstantial. Put HML in your brain and press play. We aren’t to blame if these sound waves turn you gay. However, if they do... you’re welcome. Also as a special note to all extraterrestrials out there, presently or futurly: please feel free to use this podcast as an artifact in any “this is how derpy humans are” classes.</p><p>Hosts: </p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">be8fa49b-b032-4d35-a50b-3f550abdeef6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3e9fdab4-203f-4d10-9493-90216325b181/1-19-21-aliens.mp3" length="89277044" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Convert me, Daddy: The Boys and Religion</title><itunes:title>Convert me, Daddy: The Boys and Religion</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In the name of the Furry and of the Bear and of the Holy Twink... We GAY, and because of this we've often been served an unhealthy (not at all) helping of bigotry alongside our wafers and wine. That said, we took the time to give true spirituality a fair shake and called in an authentic Christian gay! Tyler Martin (Gram: @Tylerisaacmartin), a proud homosexual who proudly believes, lovingly sailed in on his worship from the hilariously informative podcast "Have a Blessed Gay" (Gram: @haveablessedgay). This divine body *wink* helped the boys face some inner demons, and with his help, we were reminded that there are a lot of good people who carry faith. No matter what you believe or don't believe in, there's a way for us to coexist. Don't worry, we also divulge some definitively devout sex fantasies... </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the name of the Furry and of the Bear and of the Holy Twink... We GAY, and because of this we've often been served an unhealthy (not at all) helping of bigotry alongside our wafers and wine. That said, we took the time to give true spirituality a fair shake and called in an authentic Christian gay! Tyler Martin (Gram: @Tylerisaacmartin), a proud homosexual who proudly believes, lovingly sailed in on his worship from the hilariously informative podcast "Have a Blessed Gay" (Gram: @haveablessedgay). This divine body *wink* helped the boys face some inner demons, and with his help, we were reminded that there are a lot of good people who carry faith. No matter what you believe or don't believe in, there's a way for us to coexist. Don't worry, we also divulge some definitively devout sex fantasies... </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">592e479f-6383-486b-a370-929c4cb279dd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4641c6c3-e021-4fe2-ae24-d027ad119a89/religion-1.mp3" length="111389802" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>The Butt Window: Gays in (or out of) Underwear</title><itunes:title>The Butt Window: Gays in (or out of) Underwear</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We wear 'em (well, some of us do)... Some tear 'em (if you're into that sort of thing)... And on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talkin' 'bout 'em. That's right, we're gabbin' undies, and no matter what is or isn't covering your booty hole, I am sure we mention your preference at some point. The boys talk about their favorite pairs, listeners share what they like their partners to wear, and we learn about some underwear aisle antics that went far beyond stares. It's Tyler's birthday this week, and you're making his wishes come true by stripping down and tuning in!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We wear 'em (well, some of us do)... Some tear 'em (if you're into that sort of thing)... And on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we're talkin' 'bout 'em. That's right, we're gabbin' undies, and no matter what is or isn't covering your booty hole, I am sure we mention your preference at some point. The boys talk about their favorite pairs, listeners share what they like their partners to wear, and we learn about some underwear aisle antics that went far beyond stares. It's Tyler's birthday this week, and you're making his wishes come true by stripping down and tuning in!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6f297dcb-0fcb-4f21-a5fb-739b22d5c156</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9670fa91-86eb-4f42-a9b6-843c453ecfc5/undies-1.mp3" length="103900391" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Making 2021 our b****: New Year’s Resolutions</title><itunes:title>Making 2021 our b****: New Year’s Resolutions</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hello listeners, this is baby Arlo. I just wanted to say that I get jealous when my mommy spends time with all of you. She kept talking to y'all about New Year’s resolutions while I wanted to play, so that’s why you’ll hear quite a bit of me in this “Homo’s Modern Life” episode. My resolution is to be more respectful while she’s recording, but I’m just a puppy! Thank you for supporting my mommy’s work by downloading all of her podcasts! See you in 2021. Woof you!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello listeners, this is baby Arlo. I just wanted to say that I get jealous when my mommy spends time with all of you. She kept talking to y'all about New Year’s resolutions while I wanted to play, so that’s why you’ll hear quite a bit of me in this “Homo’s Modern Life” episode. My resolution is to be more respectful while she’s recording, but I’m just a puppy! Thank you for supporting my mommy’s work by downloading all of her podcasts! See you in 2021. Woof you!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">20d95c59-a266-4bbd-b80e-50224468bb11</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7d3381e6-c797-42de-805e-b6c0f5b17e87/12.mp3" length="104316052" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Little Drops of Chaos: Drama</title><itunes:title>Little Drops of Chaos: Drama</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Homo’s modern family has grown! Wanna find out more about the newest addition to our crew? Well, well, well… if you didgeridoo, then download this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life.” Also, for all you “Bachelorette” fans out there, Andy’s got the scoop on the juiciest drama from the most recent season of the show! You won’t want to miss his hot take. We hope you’ll consider throwing us on in the background of your next strip dodgeball tourney.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Homo’s modern family has grown! Wanna find out more about the newest addition to our crew? Well, well, well… if you didgeridoo, then download this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life.” Also, for all you “Bachelorette” fans out there, Andy’s got the scoop on the juiciest drama from the most recent season of the show! You won’t want to miss his hot take. We hope you’ll consider throwing us on in the background of your next strip dodgeball tourney.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">efc2f08b-024d-466c-8473-c9023fab5533</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2020 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c3aafa7d-75ae-42b1-9fcb-58bda6974392/drama-12-17.mp3" length="102652156" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Filling your own Cup: Is Monogamy for you?</title><itunes:title>Filling your own Cup: Is Monogamy for you?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nobody can fill every role, even if they know how to fill your hole. Let’s get real for a second. There are some holes we can only fill ourselves, and to find those oftentimes massive pits, we must journey inwards. Tyler and Andy talk monogamy, fielding your opinions about who it works or doesn’t work for, all while compelling each other to be honest about their ideal sexual/romantical dynamics. This is a juicy one, folks. Don’t skip it. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nobody can fill every role, even if they know how to fill your hole. Let’s get real for a second. There are some holes we can only fill ourselves, and to find those oftentimes massive pits, we must journey inwards. Tyler and Andy talk monogamy, fielding your opinions about who it works or doesn’t work for, all while compelling each other to be honest about their ideal sexual/romantical dynamics. This is a juicy one, folks. Don’t skip it. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b72f5232-6b7f-4dd2-902c-24308a894214</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8d06b0c8-322d-470f-9794-762318b4d712/hml-12.mp3" length="105362413" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Tears are eyes just laughing, you know?</title><itunes:title>Tears are eyes just laughing, you know?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>People are sad, it’s official. That said, things like Elliot Page’s coming out make us very happy. Then there are those of us who just like to shed a few crocodile tears for attention. Regardless of the reason you’re bawling right now, just know that the boys at “Homo’s Modern Life” and their strapping shoulders are here for all your tissue related needs. On this episode, Tyler and Andy asked our listeners the great question once posed by an action movie android from the future: “Why do you cry?”&nbsp; </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People are sad, it’s official. That said, things like Elliot Page’s coming out make us very happy. Then there are those of us who just like to shed a few crocodile tears for attention. Regardless of the reason you’re bawling right now, just know that the boys at “Homo’s Modern Life” and their strapping shoulders are here for all your tissue related needs. On this episode, Tyler and Andy asked our listeners the great question once posed by an action movie android from the future: “Why do you cry?”&nbsp; </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3ebcf0a6-5bb1-4342-9d19-dbc83a597fd1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 07:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/616d86fc-ed2d-4ed3-8df0-a5a457f55c79/crying-12.mp3" length="90846272" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Saying it makes it said…</title><itunes:title>Saying it makes it said…</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We know that you and your spin instructor are still hungover from Friendsgiving. We at “Homo’s Modern Life” applaud your life choices and have decided to reward you with a post-Thanksgiving, Turkey Day centric episode. It ain’t no Halloween or Christmas, but we’re still grateful for the holiday. You know what else? We’re thankful for you: the person who clicked on this episode for a delicious helping of Tyler and Andy. Spoon the boys onto your ear plate while you run off that sweet potato pie.  </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We know that you and your spin instructor are still hungover from Friendsgiving. We at “Homo’s Modern Life” applaud your life choices and have decided to reward you with a post-Thanksgiving, Turkey Day centric episode. It ain’t no Halloween or Christmas, but we’re still grateful for the holiday. You know what else? We’re thankful for you: the person who clicked on this episode for a delicious helping of Tyler and Andy. Spoon the boys onto your ear plate while you run off that sweet potato pie.  </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8dc69693-e475-4ae2-a925-52be9b3d3f4a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2499cd17-99a5-4d93-82c6-e91144dfcdff/hml-11.mp3" length="89352277" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>O Face Naturale</title><itunes:title>O Face Naturale</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>WARNING! There may be some explicit caNUDEling on this podcast. Butthole are you fooling, we know that’s what you be clickin’ furrrrr. On this nude beach edition of “Homo’s Modern Life,” Tyler and Andy discuss whether or not the outdoors are too hot and too gross to get all hot and gross up in. We all know nature be scary, but according to many of our listeners it’s also a straight up turn on. Grab some jolly rancher gummies, get that tired ass into bed, and let our natural sounds soothe your sweet wet dreams.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WARNING! There may be some explicit caNUDEling on this podcast. Butthole are you fooling, we know that’s what you be clickin’ furrrrr. On this nude beach edition of “Homo’s Modern Life,” Tyler and Andy discuss whether or not the outdoors are too hot and too gross to get all hot and gross up in. We all know nature be scary, but according to many of our listeners it’s also a straight up turn on. Grab some jolly rancher gummies, get that tired ass into bed, and let our natural sounds soothe your sweet wet dreams.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0111e4f0-320a-4547-98b6-5ac2bf41d230</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d892b3c3-043c-4c52-8dec-edce3cd2ca19/hml-11.mp3" length="92271931" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Our Fan “BOTTOM!” Wins Vers Pod Q and Gay</title><itunes:title>Our Fan “BOTTOM!” Wins Vers Pod Q and Gay</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Attention all fans, you might be figments of Tyler’s waking nightmares! Homo’s Modern Life, the Homos themselves that is, have had a rough go of it lately (as we all have). Just because a better President will soon sit in The Oval Office doesn’t mean we can’t still be OVER this hot mess of a year. Speaking of hot messes, allow us to make one in your ears. On this episode we talk all about what being a true vers really means, and Tyler may or may not come out as one! Put this on for ambiance the next time you have sex, no matter which position you choose.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Attention all fans, you might be figments of Tyler’s waking nightmares! Homo’s Modern Life, the Homos themselves that is, have had a rough go of it lately (as we all have). Just because a better President will soon sit in The Oval Office doesn’t mean we can’t still be OVER this hot mess of a year. Speaking of hot messes, allow us to make one in your ears. On this episode we talk all about what being a true vers really means, and Tyler may or may not come out as one! Put this on for ambiance the next time you have sex, no matter which position you choose.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8e89dba9-614b-4266-bfe0-c86e69f8e6c0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0a95f53b-c849-474d-b1d1-3c6d43ae8c20/hml-11.mp3" length="83678481" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>He’s Trendy and we Love Him: Brian Falduto</title><itunes:title>He’s Trendy and we Love Him: Brian Falduto</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is a fantastic one, folks. We called in THE gay life coach, Brian Falduto (@thegaylifecoach on instagram), to help us love ourselves (not like that). Turns out setting goals can be the secret to paving a path to wellness. We should all consider doing this, now more than ever, and it’s Brian’s mission to guide us! Tyler and Andy were all smiles after this recording, and we think you will be too after listening. Please enjoy a taste of his music towards the end of this podcast, and please continue to digest all his stuff on Spotify.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a fantastic one, folks. We called in THE gay life coach, Brian Falduto (@thegaylifecoach on instagram), to help us love ourselves (not like that). Turns out setting goals can be the secret to paving a path to wellness. We should all consider doing this, now more than ever, and it’s Brian’s mission to guide us! Tyler and Andy were all smiles after this recording, and we think you will be too after listening. Please enjoy a taste of his music towards the end of this podcast, and please continue to digest all his stuff on Spotify.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dc6eaef7-0989-472f-8f2d-7f2ae821fe3f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/832077d4-d966-4cc3-be79-e88980da68ea/hml-11.mp3" length="92486971" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a bulge!</title><itunes:title>It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a bulge!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The boys (ours, not the ones from the tv show) put on their tight spandex (sorry, you’ll just have to imagine) and talk comic books. Which superheroes, and the actors who play them, do Tyler and Andy wanna BANG!? The answer to this and the location a** to where exactly Venom lives on Tom Hardy’s body rests within this edition of “Homo’s Modern Life.” You may not be able to flip our pages, but you can certainly turn us on. We own an anal bead lasso of truth. We’ll know if you don’t. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The boys (ours, not the ones from the tv show) put on their tight spandex (sorry, you’ll just have to imagine) and talk comic books. Which superheroes, and the actors who play them, do Tyler and Andy wanna BANG!? The answer to this and the location a** to where exactly Venom lives on Tom Hardy’s body rests within this edition of “Homo’s Modern Life.” You may not be able to flip our pages, but you can certainly turn us on. We own an anal bead lasso of truth. We’ll know if you don’t. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1ca18e7b-9e7c-48b5-911c-5ed18fcb9e39</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8aff13d3-8f18-46fd-8866-03a40d514e63/hml-10.mp3" length="98809022" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Pores, unfortunate souls!</title><itunes:title>Pores, unfortunate souls!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This time on “Homo’s Modern Life,” Andy and Tyler have company! None other than skin care extraordinaire Robbie Todaro (aka @broccolirobbiee on Instagram) zoomed in to save our baby boys from a future of saggy eyelids and bourbon blossoms (aka- Rhinophyma, even though Collin never successfully looked that shiznit up). Your skin contains your organs AND your feelings, so do all factors a favor and don't skip this episode! You're gonna need these many manly tips, gurl. Spoiler alert: you’ve been moisturizing wrong this whole time… </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This time on “Homo’s Modern Life,” Andy and Tyler have company! None other than skin care extraordinaire Robbie Todaro (aka @broccolirobbiee on Instagram) zoomed in to save our baby boys from a future of saggy eyelids and bourbon blossoms (aka- Rhinophyma, even though Collin never successfully looked that shiznit up). Your skin contains your organs AND your feelings, so do all factors a favor and don't skip this episode! You're gonna need these many manly tips, gurl. Spoiler alert: you’ve been moisturizing wrong this whole time… </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3ae7ff9e-869a-4fd5-b86a-704175445e2b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/79f57db1-dfa2-46d2-b028-246339e28730/hml-10.mp3" length="74654324" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Do M&amp;M’s grow on trees?</title><itunes:title>Do M&amp;M’s grow on trees?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Plants. They’re here and possibly queer. Well we don’t know. We’re lovers not experts, and speaking of lovers, do plant daddies do it better? Are they attentive tops or too into their pots? Let’s be honest, we’ve all fantasized about that hot botanist with the henna on his biceps taking us dirty in his greenhouse. In this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life,” we hear from some real plant daddies (flora fathers?) and plant daddy lovers. Be our photosyntheSIZE queens and listen in!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plants. They’re here and possibly queer. Well we don’t know. We’re lovers not experts, and speaking of lovers, do plant daddies do it better? Are they attentive tops or too into their pots? Let’s be honest, we’ve all fantasized about that hot botanist with the henna on his biceps taking us dirty in his greenhouse. In this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life,” we hear from some real plant daddies (flora fathers?) and plant daddy lovers. Be our photosyntheSIZE queens and listen in!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4e95933a-afe6-410d-b97b-f6c08ca3eb02</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dcf801a0-9008-46bc-b5af-81555ebd4bdf/hml-10.mp3" length="89027523" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Tooned Into Gays</title><itunes:title>Tooned Into Gays</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Tyler’s mom may have banned Nickelodeon, but she couldn’t stop baby TK from falling in love with animation. On this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life” the boys cartoon their brain tv sets to childhood, reminiscing about the Saturday morning stories that made their gay gayness so gay. Turns out some of our listeners were equally impressionable and felt the presence of tiny inner-rainbows when He-Man raised his big sword in the air. Take an audio stroll down memory lane with us. You have the powerrrrr!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tyler’s mom may have banned Nickelodeon, but she couldn’t stop baby TK from falling in love with animation. On this episode of “Homo’s Modern Life” the boys cartoon their brain tv sets to childhood, reminiscing about the Saturday morning stories that made their gay gayness so gay. Turns out some of our listeners were equally impressionable and felt the presence of tiny inner-rainbows when He-Man raised his big sword in the air. Take an audio stroll down memory lane with us. You have the powerrrrr!</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">44105985-e381-4fdd-92c2-5b417972c44a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5345d54a-99bc-4964-b37c-83f2e01b65aa/hml-10.mp3" length="97230390" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Come on internet, do your worst!</title><itunes:title>Come on internet, do your worst!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of Homo’s Modern Life, Tyler and Andy prove once again that it is possible for two grown ass men to have a civilized debate as they contemplate what truly makes porn extreme. We cover, or rather uncover, everything from potentially frightening underwater BDSM to assuredly irreversible self-castration. Maybe don’t broadcast this one in the office, but also don’t bring your shame game, cuz if (for example) you enjoy fantasizing about eating chocolate pudding out of Tyler’s booty space, then we support you with condoms and grace.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of Homo’s Modern Life, Tyler and Andy prove once again that it is possible for two grown ass men to have a civilized debate as they contemplate what truly makes porn extreme. We cover, or rather uncover, everything from potentially frightening underwater BDSM to assuredly irreversible self-castration. Maybe don’t broadcast this one in the office, but also don’t bring your shame game, cuz if (for example) you enjoy fantasizing about eating chocolate pudding out of Tyler’s booty space, then we support you with condoms and grace.</p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e3edd3db-fc15-46d6-a4f4-0c3c7b370c4f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4bb7f019-ed1a-42e4-9580-ee6381357511/hml-9.mp3" length="97837266" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>It’s your party, so be gay if you want to</title><itunes:title>It’s your party, so be gay if you want to</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Dig into all the crispy, chocolate quinoa you want and ditch that keto! It’s Andy’s gigamazing-spectacularama birthday episode! We love a progressive party on Homo’s Modern Life, and this week we heard about yours. Turns out many of our listeners get those birthday blues, but we’re here to wash them away with rainbows. As wise Andy always says, “every once in a while someone’s a murderer,” but just remember, we’ll always have drag queens. Stay homo, listen on. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dig into all the crispy, chocolate quinoa you want and ditch that keto! It’s Andy’s gigamazing-spectacularama birthday episode! We love a progressive party on Homo’s Modern Life, and this week we heard about yours. Turns out many of our listeners get those birthday blues, but we’re here to wash them away with rainbows. As wise Andy always says, “every once in a while someone’s a murderer,” but just remember, we’ll always have drag queens. Stay homo, listen on. </p><p>Hosts:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @Andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Producer:</p><p>Collin - @squidlegs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5e9c0ac4-2dc0-4595-bf04-e1f51f780f7a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fbddc5e9-f0f8-4350-9e92-b8e64f03a612/hml-9.mp3" length="81359434" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Men Who Like Manners</title><itunes:title>Men Who Like Manners</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Which act of chivalry is guaranteed to get you into Tyler’s pants? HML’s official take on the manners that matter will provide the answer to this and many more burning hot questions! Listen to your body… We know you need this. The opportunity to transform from doggie to (respectable gay) man begins with “play.” <em>***We apologize for the hiccups in audio. We dealt with some connectivity issues while recording.</em></p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @andyfromboystory </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Which act of chivalry is guaranteed to get you into Tyler’s pants? HML’s official take on the manners that matter will provide the answer to this and many more burning hot questions! Listen to your body… We know you need this. The opportunity to transform from doggie to (respectable gay) man begins with “play.” <em>***We apologize for the hiccups in audio. We dealt with some connectivity issues while recording.</em></p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler: @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy: @andyfromboystory </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4b0d851f-bd57-4621-879b-16928d8cb646</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/08fec2c1-cb2a-478e-a1ae-605eb646e6f8/hml-9.mp3" length="81680427" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>The Library is Open!!!</title><itunes:title>The Library is Open!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Breaking news: Andy might need some leeches on his butt, and Tyler figured out what turns a trip to the pool into a fun adventure. Can you guess that secret sauce? Here’s a hint: there are quite a lot of them in the library, and no, the answer isn’t the ghosts of historical figures. In this episode of HML the gays visit the library, talking about everything from David Sedaris to Tyler’s favorite vampiric rabbit. Check us out!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Breaking news: Andy might need some leeches on his butt, and Tyler figured out what turns a trip to the pool into a fun adventure. Can you guess that secret sauce? Here’s a hint: there are quite a lot of them in the library, and no, the answer isn’t the ghosts of historical figures. In this episode of HML the gays visit the library, talking about everything from David Sedaris to Tyler’s favorite vampiric rabbit. Check us out!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">31e03cee-b268-4d76-975f-3caacc5253dc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/336d884a-3f50-4e33-8631-e1db2ad82441/hml-9.mp3" length="80966344" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Lady Loving</title><itunes:title>Lady Loving</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week, we are talking about........ sex.... with... women....</p><p>Im not sure what else I can put here so just go have a listen. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, we are talking about........ sex.... with... women....</p><p>Im not sure what else I can put here so just go have a listen. </p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4c9b1bf0-6de7-479a-a79d-0e3bd5093a3b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2020 11:52:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8238bfed-5918-4303-9d0b-6ed094d4fbba/hml-women5-9-1-20-11.mp3" length="92602328" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>&quot;2020.5 Electric Bugaloo&quot;</title><itunes:title>&quot;2020.5 Electric Bugaloo&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK!!! Did you miss us? We missed you! </p><p>This week, we are confused about our bodies and we introduce a new segment "The GMHC Complete Guide to Gay Men’s Sexual, Physical, and Emotional Well-Being: Men Like Us”</p><p>Follow us on instagram </p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK!!! Did you miss us? We missed you! </p><p>This week, we are confused about our bodies and we introduce a new segment "The GMHC Complete Guide to Gay Men’s Sexual, Physical, and Emotional Well-Being: Men Like Us”</p><p>Follow us on instagram </p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">60b14f52-2ea8-49e7-91ed-a969aa435cf6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2020 12:21:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a411b22b-7b32-4b1e-8a45-488ee9162c34/hml-2.mp3" length="105232636" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Black Lives Matter</title><itunes:title>Black Lives Matter</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>To be honest, we think there are more important people for you to listen to than us today. Instead here is a list of other podcasts who deserve your ear time today:</p><ul><li>About Race</li><li>Diversity Gap</li><li>1619</li><li>Code Switch</li><li>POD Save the People</li><li>How to be an Antiracist (audio book)</li><li>What Matters</li><li>#BLACKLIVESMATTER</li><li>Uncomfortable Conversation&nbsp;</li><li>You’re Pretty for a…</li><li>The Intelligence&nbsp;</li><li>Minority Korner</li><li>Code Switch</li><li>Yo, Is This Racist?</li></ul><br/><p>Here are the links mentioned in today’s episode and what you should do there :</p><p><br></p><ol><li><a href="https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">Sign petitions</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Text or call</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Donate</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Vote</li><li class="ql-indent-1">For protesters</li><li><a href="https://lectureinprogress.com/journal/resources-for-supporting-black-lives-matter-movement" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://lectureinprogress.com/journal/resources-for-supporting-black-lives-matter-movement</a>&nbsp;</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Donate</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Learn / Support&nbsp;</li><li><a href="https://www.joincampaignzero.org/#vision" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.joincampaignzero.org/#vision</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">Policy education</li><li><a href="https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">We’re working to build a Black Trans Futurist. Framework for practical abolition as the way to liberation.</li><li><a href="https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">Obama’s Resources</li><li><a href="https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">working to build a Black Trans Futurist Framework for practical abolition as the way to liberation.</li></ol><br/><p><br></p><p>The YouTube Video mentioned in the podcast is Views for a Vision which can be found here: <a href="https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM</a></p><p><br></p><p>Make sure your ad-blockers are off. Do not skip ads&nbsp;</p><p>Watch 3-5 videos (of any length) between cycles.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To be honest, we think there are more important people for you to listen to than us today. Instead here is a list of other podcasts who deserve your ear time today:</p><ul><li>About Race</li><li>Diversity Gap</li><li>1619</li><li>Code Switch</li><li>POD Save the People</li><li>How to be an Antiracist (audio book)</li><li>What Matters</li><li>#BLACKLIVESMATTER</li><li>Uncomfortable Conversation&nbsp;</li><li>You’re Pretty for a…</li><li>The Intelligence&nbsp;</li><li>Minority Korner</li><li>Code Switch</li><li>Yo, Is This Racist?</li></ul><br/><p>Here are the links mentioned in today’s episode and what you should do there :</p><p><br></p><ol><li><a href="https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/#</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">Sign petitions</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Text or call</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Donate</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Vote</li><li class="ql-indent-1">For protesters</li><li><a href="https://lectureinprogress.com/journal/resources-for-supporting-black-lives-matter-movement" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://lectureinprogress.com/journal/resources-for-supporting-black-lives-matter-movement</a>&nbsp;</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Donate</li><li class="ql-indent-1">Learn / Support&nbsp;</li><li><a href="https://www.joincampaignzero.org/#vision" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.joincampaignzero.org/#vision</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">Policy education</li><li><a href="https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">We’re working to build a Black Trans Futurist. Framework for practical abolition as the way to liberation.</li><li><a href="https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.obama.org/anguish-and-action/</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">Obama’s Resources</li><li><a href="https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.snap4freedom.org/home#</a></li><li class="ql-indent-1">working to build a Black Trans Futurist Framework for practical abolition as the way to liberation.</li></ol><br/><p><br></p><p>The YouTube Video mentioned in the podcast is Views for a Vision which can be found here: <a href="https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/bCgLa25fDHM</a></p><p><br></p><p>Make sure your ad-blockers are off. Do not skip ads&nbsp;</p><p>Watch 3-5 videos (of any length) between cycles.&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0e77f6e9-5013-48b8-b5d8-d67bde4ea1df</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2020 11:40:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b05ef83c-17e9-41b7-a94b-4d79d0578171/hml-blm.mp3" length="17089432" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML goes to Summer Camp</title><itunes:title>HML goes to Summer Camp</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we hop on the bus to Summer Camp.</p><p>We share some of our favorite (and horrifying) experiences at summer camps. </p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we hop on the bus to Summer Camp.</p><p>We share some of our favorite (and horrifying) experiences at summer camps. </p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">83a4df48-4dc8-4c6a-9eb4-2565a9480ce7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2020 09:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a21c62cd-823a-4ce7-8abb-649703d072aa/hml51.mp3" length="82133077" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>The 50th Episode Special</title><itunes:title>The 50th Episode Special</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and gentlemen, our name is Homo's Modern life. I'm proud to say that we are 50 episode old. We're not one of those gals who's afraid to tell her real age, and I like to kick!, stretch!, and KICK!! Join us for our 50th episode with the entire HML Studios Team</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p><p>Carter &amp; JP - @hmlpoliticalhookup</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and gentlemen, our name is Homo's Modern life. I'm proud to say that we are 50 episode old. We're not one of those gals who's afraid to tell her real age, and I like to kick!, stretch!, and KICK!! Join us for our 50th episode with the entire HML Studios Team</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p><p>Carter &amp; JP - @hmlpoliticalhookup</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e46e76bf-f9d7-4faf-9510-4ed3d840e19c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2020 11:51:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ae590cf0-2525-4012-873e-27fa21300228/hml-50-audio.mp3" length="115667558" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Masc 4 Mask</title><itunes:title>Masc 4 Mask</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we chit chat about toxic masculinity, aka #masc4masc, or is it #masc4mask? (lol corna)</p><p>Of course we ask your opinion on the matter in this weeks PodQ&amp;gAy!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we chit chat about toxic masculinity, aka #masc4masc, or is it #masc4mask? (lol corna)</p><p>Of course we ask your opinion on the matter in this weeks PodQ&amp;gAy!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4381cc19-6b84-4cd2-9e86-1be0c9764067</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2020 06:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d7d53d1e-1f86-4a5e-ad5c-c166ceb096ff/hml-1.mp3" length="89562301" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Close Encounters of the Famous Kind</title><itunes:title>Close Encounters of the Famous Kind</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we are spilling T on our Celebrity encounters. Who were they? How were they? Did they live up to our expectations? Find out by listening now! Like what are you even waiting for? Do you all read these or just dive in to our nonsense? ;) And of course we share your stories on this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we are spilling T on our Celebrity encounters. Who were they? How were they? Did they live up to our expectations? Find out by listening now! Like what are you even waiting for? Do you all read these or just dive in to our nonsense? ;) And of course we share your stories on this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">39677f3d-15ba-4103-b292-638e06fbebf1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2020 10:46:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8328a7a1-13b2-4613-ab4b-d2835fdc2202/hml-1.mp3" length="75106974" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Be a Snack</title><itunes:title>Be a Snack</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>They say you are what you eat, right?! Does that automatically make us a snack? We find out as we open the back on this weeks topic.</p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They say you are what you eat, right?! Does that automatically make us a snack? We find out as we open the back on this weeks topic.</p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e2bd5ce9-722a-4a74-8eb4-0b462045da24</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2020 11:19:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c3cb4746-f521-41bb-9d8a-b8d78dfa302c/hml-1.mp3" length="85028907" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Sex Toys: Too Hot To Handle?</title><itunes:title>Sex Toys: Too Hot To Handle?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we chit chat about two of your favorite things, Sex Toys and Reality TV. We get personal and share some of out gizmos and gadgets we are using in the bedroom and dish on our current TV obsession Too Hot To Handle.</p><p>You tell us what your favorite toys are in this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we chit chat about two of your favorite things, Sex Toys and Reality TV. We get personal and share some of out gizmos and gadgets we are using in the bedroom and dish on our current TV obsession Too Hot To Handle.</p><p>You tell us what your favorite toys are in this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9e9592d5-46d6-4c6d-89d5-a148d4be56d2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2020 11:15:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/56afe3c8-0928-4ae5-9190-47725fe57b90/hml-1.mp3" length="87494030" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Kiss &amp; Tells</title><itunes:title>HML Kiss &amp; Tells</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we are kissing and telling all the tea.</p><p>We share what we like and what we don't like when liplocking.</p><p>Lip biters, wet kissers, tongue suckers, what are you into? 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Keep indoors but still be whores.&nbsp;</p><p>How are you keeping the birds &amp; the bees flying in times like this? We as you in this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, Tyler &amp; Andy help you keep the romance alive while we all self isolate. Keep indoors but still be whores.&nbsp;</p><p>How are you keeping the birds &amp; the bees flying in times like this? 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Keep indoors but still be whores. 

How are you keeping the birds &amp; the bees flying in times like this? We as you in this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy!



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Tyler - @HomosModernLife

Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>What&apos;s Your Type?</title><itunes:title>What&apos;s Your Type?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Check out the video version of this podcast on Instagram  IGTV @homosmodernlife</p><p>This week we explore the many options and varieties in men and what flavor works for you! Are you into Tall, Dark &amp; Handsome or Short, Light &amp; Ugly? no judgment here for you daddy loving, twunk kissing, jock jerking, chubby chasing, bear loving people out there! So we have to ask, whats your type?</p><p>Follow us in Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out the video version of this podcast on Instagram  IGTV @homosmodernlife</p><p>This week we explore the many options and varieties in men and what flavor works for you! Are you into Tall, Dark &amp; Handsome or Short, Light &amp; Ugly? no judgment here for you daddy loving, twunk kissing, jock jerking, chubby chasing, bear loving people out there! So we have to ask, whats your type?</p><p>Follow us in Instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f5a5ac32-92f0-41d2-93b2-7a15710bb97d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/36925bf9-ebec-49c1-8163-3042c86a3893/hml-1.mp3" length="81242197" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>You, Me &amp; Quarantina!</title><itunes:title>You, Me &amp; Quarantina!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we grab a Quarantini and chat our Social Distancing must haves.&nbsp;</p><p>Grab your pillow (because you are isolated from your friends right now) and settle in for the podcast to ease your nerves with Gay Nonsense.&nbsp;</p><p>And of course we have your POD Q&amp;GAY with your must haves for 2 weeks on your own, surprise most of you said lube.</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we grab a Quarantini and chat our Social Distancing must haves.&nbsp;</p><p>Grab your pillow (because you are isolated from your friends right now) and settle in for the podcast to ease your nerves with Gay Nonsense.&nbsp;</p><p>And of course we have your POD Q&amp;GAY with your must haves for 2 weeks on your own, surprise most of you said lube.</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1aa1735e-27bb-42c1-bf59-c8bddbebad4c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2020 06:30:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f2eb93e3-6e2c-4b25-adcc-483b46903fe0/hml-1.mp3" length="70067013" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML &amp; the Language of Love</title><itunes:title>HML &amp; the Language of Love</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we explore the ever popular "Love Languages".</p><p>Join us as we give you words of affirmation by reading your Pod Q&amp;gAy, give you the gift of our voices, provide an act of service by helping you get through your day by spending this quality time with us, all you have to do is touch play.</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we explore the ever popular "Love Languages".</p><p>Join us as we give you words of affirmation by reading your Pod Q&amp;gAy, give you the gift of our voices, provide an act of service by helping you get through your day by spending this quality time with us, all you have to do is touch play.</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">45e050fa-c8cc-4876-b0a4-f507d2600462</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2020 11:50:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b6464084-3095-4cdd-b874-699895967381/hml-1.mp3" length="69786771" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>40</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Hit Me Right in the 90s Feels</title><itunes:title>Hit Me Right in the 90s Feels</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Tyler &amp; Andy reminisce back to the good ole days of the 90s. </p><p>Bugle manicure anyone?</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, Tyler &amp; Andy reminisce back to the good ole days of the 90s. </p><p>Bugle manicure anyone?</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @HomosModernLife</p><p>Andy - @AndyFromBoystory </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d6152079-4ddf-44ad-96a0-50a53937c7a3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cb146a4c-b263-46dc-a71d-dbb72c1c01c9/hml-1.mp3" length="91417413" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>39</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Getting Kinky with Seth Aaron (aka Jett Jax)</title><itunes:title>Getting Kinky with Seth Aaron (aka Jett Jax)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we are joined by the one and only Seth Aaron (@sethaaron). </p><p>He shares stories on his career in porn under the name Jett Jax, for example what was it like living in the Kink.Com dorm in San Fransisco? </p><p>Get titillated in with our <strong>PodQ&amp;gAy</strong>!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Seth Aaron - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sethaaron/" target="_blank"><em>@sethaaron</em></a></p><p>Tyler - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/homosmodernlife/" target="_blank"><em>@homosmodernlife</em></a></p><p>Andy -<em> </em><a href="https://www.instagram.com/andyfromboystory" target="_blank"><em>@andyfromboystory</em></a></p><p class="ql-align-center"><strong>Make sure to check out our other new shows</strong></p><p class="ql-align-center">HML's Political Hookup &amp; Slay Queen, Slay!</p><p class="ql-align-center">(<a href="https://www.instagram.com/hmlpoliticalhookup" target="_blank"><em>@hmlpoliticalhookup</em></a> &amp; <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hmlslayqueen" target="_blank"><em>@hmlslayqueen</em></a>)</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <strong>now available wherever you get your podcasts!</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week we are joined by the one and only Seth Aaron (@sethaaron). </p><p>He shares stories on his career in porn under the name Jett Jax, for example what was it like living in the Kink.Com dorm in San Fransisco? </p><p>Get titillated in with our <strong>PodQ&amp;gAy</strong>!</p><p>Follow us on Instagram</p><p>Seth Aaron - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sethaaron/" target="_blank"><em>@sethaaron</em></a></p><p>Tyler - <a href="https://www.instagram.com/homosmodernlife/" target="_blank"><em>@homosmodernlife</em></a></p><p>Andy -<em> </em><a href="https://www.instagram.com/andyfromboystory" target="_blank"><em>@andyfromboystory</em></a></p><p class="ql-align-center"><strong>Make sure to check out our other new shows</strong></p><p class="ql-align-center">HML's Political Hookup &amp; Slay Queen, Slay!</p><p class="ql-align-center">(<a href="https://www.instagram.com/hmlpoliticalhookup" target="_blank"><em>@hmlpoliticalhookup</em></a> &amp; <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hmlslayqueen" target="_blank"><em>@hmlslayqueen</em></a>)</p><p class="ql-align-center"> <strong>now available wherever you get your podcasts!</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1cda6a52-82f3-4283-b382-8ba05fcd5916</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2020 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/71dbdc17-a5ea-4317-b336-4978a33e35be/hml-1.mp3" length="99077351" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week we are joined by the one and only Seth Aaron (@sethaaron). 

He shares stories on his career in porn under the name Jett Jax, for example what was it like living in the Kink.Com dorm in San Fransisco? 

Get titillated in with our PodQ&amp;gAy!



Follow us on Instagram

Seth Aaron - @sethaaron

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @andyfromboystory



Make sure to check out our other new shows

HML&apos;s Political Hookup &amp; Slay Queen, Slay!

(@hmlpoliticalhookup &amp; @hmlslayqueen)

 now available wherever you get your podcasts!</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Dirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving</title><itunes:title>Dirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Or when you heard us trying to flirt with you? This week, you guessed it, FLIRTING! We walk through the art of flirting at a gay bar and we share your favorite pickup lines in this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy.&nbsp;</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Email us at homosmodernlife@gmail.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Or when you heard us trying to flirt with you? This week, you guessed it, FLIRTING! We walk through the art of flirting at a gay bar and we share your favorite pickup lines in this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy.&nbsp;</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p><p><br></p><p>Email us at homosmodernlife@gmail.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c8844651-61ff-47ff-adb2-c8796d19db22</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Feb 2020 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/94016001-ab58-4de7-9a82-48a4b29c7ed2/hml-1.mp3" length="72223056" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Or when you heard us trying to flirt with you? This week, you guessed it, FLIRTING! We walk through the art of flirting at a gay bar and we share your favorite pickup lines in this weeks Pod Q&amp;gAy. 

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory

Email us at homosmodernlife@gmail.com</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Supercalifragilisticextradextrasupicious</title><itunes:title>Supercalifragilisticextradextrasupicious</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On todays episode HML gets a little superstitious.&nbsp;</p><p>We explore the mysteries that make us pick up that penny.&nbsp;</p><p>You best watch out for that black cat. You in danger girl!&nbsp;</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On todays episode HML gets a little superstitious.&nbsp;</p><p>We explore the mysteries that make us pick up that penny.&nbsp;</p><p>You best watch out for that black cat. You in danger girl!&nbsp;</p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c8860d8d-4493-4c6c-86a4-588149d13b3f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f093cbc1-9a67-450d-876d-53ce4cee3889/hml-1.mp3" length="84783147" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>On todays episode HML gets a little superstitious. 
We explore the mysteries that make us pick up that penny. 
You best watch out for that black cat. You in danger girl! 

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML&apos;s Pornexplosion</title><itunes:title>HML&apos;s Pornexplosion</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week, HML explores the dark, interesting &amp; diverse world of porn. </p><p>We bust open our spankbank and you tell us who's been a naughty homo with your listener submission. </p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, HML explores the dark, interesting &amp; diverse world of porn. </p><p>We bust open our spankbank and you tell us who's been a naughty homo with your listener submission. </p><p>Follow us on Instagram:</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f97cc439-02e8-4c82-8764-94cef47cb5e6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa23dea5-2712-4de7-bebe-d90d9283d357/cXWGYnmox8-Hlaqy3ekfRXS-.jpeg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2020 04:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/630e0d65-fb6e-4123-9cab-f0d3b0f74475/hml-1.mp3" length="85924803" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week, HML explores the dark, interesting &amp; diverse world of porn. 

We bust open our spankbank and you tell us who&apos;s been a naughty homo with your listener submission. 

Follow us on Instagram:

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @andyfromboystory.</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML is Always Drunk at a Wedding but Never a Bride</title><itunes:title>HML is Always Drunk at a Wedding but Never a Bride</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week, HML tackles the time old tradition of matrimony. </p><p>We plan our dream weddings and shared stories of the strangest things ever seen at a ceremony.</p><p>Follow us on instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p><p>Shop - @hmlshop</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, HML tackles the time old tradition of matrimony. </p><p>We plan our dream weddings and shared stories of the strangest things ever seen at a ceremony.</p><p>Follow us on instagram</p><p>Tyler - @homosmodernlife</p><p>Andy - @andyfromboystory</p><p>Shop - @hmlshop</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[http://homosmodernlife.com]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f76a8aaf-22a2-4fd6-8cac-497dca0df2a7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4f00f336-e5f9-4dac-9082-eadc7f89da77/1.34"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2020 06:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ca034780-45fc-4a31-8a8e-342a9176dd6b/hml-1.mp3" length="84105426" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week, HML tackles the time old tradition of matrimony. 

We plan our dream weddings and shared stories of the strangest things ever seen at a ceremony.



Follow us on instagram

Tyler - @homosmodernlife

Andy - @andyfromboystory

Shop - @hmlshop</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Homostrology with Sebastian Tribbie (@youvegotnomale)</title><itunes:title>Homostrology with Sebastian Tribbie (@youvegotnomale)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[This week is all about f*ck me up stars with special guest Sebastian Tribbie (@youvegotnomale)so get into this MALERS!
We dig into some astrology realness with the queen of gay astrology memes!

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory
Sebastian @youvegotnomale]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This week is all about f*ck me up stars with special guest Sebastian Tribbie (@youvegotnomale)so get into this MALERS!
We dig into some astrology realness with the queen of gay astrology memes!

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory
Sebastian @youvegotnomale]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-33-homostrology-with-sebastian-tribbie-youvegotnomale]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/743133160</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e61650b1-9bd0-4268-b101-bd53f0c48308/artworks-000667192477-5kh5d4-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2020 03:16:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0ebd6734-8127-4e6d-b634-e24c9efbef66/743133160-user-84038145-ep-33-homostrology-with-sebastian-tribbie-youvegotnomale.m4a" length="99817794" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>50:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week is all about f*ck me up stars with special guest Sebastian Tribbie (@youvegotnomale)so get into this MALERS!
We dig into some astrology realness with the queen of gay astrology memes!

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory
Sebastian @youvegotnomale</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Homo&apos;s Modern Transformation!</title><itunes:title>Homo&apos;s Modern Transformation!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Its 2020 and its time to "change", right?
In this weeks episode, we talk all about REINVENTION.
And we read your answers, as always, to Pod Q&gAy!

Follow us on instagram 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory\]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Its 2020 and its time to "change", right?
In this weeks episode, we talk all about REINVENTION.
And we read your answers, as always, to Pod Q&gAy!

Follow us on instagram 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory\]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-32-homos-modern-transformation]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/740002048</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/92519770-9fa8-43ea-b950-d7f799a6de47/artworks-000664007185-ajxbv1-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2020 03:49:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/72cc95ba-012e-4860-b239-b88529141a0a/740002048-user-84038145-ep-32-homos-modern-transformation.m4a" length="108295074" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>54:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Its 2020 and its time to &quot;change&quot;, right?
In this weeks episode, we talk all about REINVENTION.
And we read your answers, as always, to Pod Q&amp;gAy!

Follow us on instagram 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory\</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>32HML Continues to Find Love on the Internet!</title><itunes:title>32HML Continues to Find Love on the Internet!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[We are back on that same ol' bullsh*t and keep trying to find love on the internet, this week we tackle Hinge. 
Tyler & Andy update eachothers dating profiles and we read your weirdest dating app moments.

Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[We are back on that same ol' bullsh*t and keep trying to find love on the internet, this week we tackle Hinge. 
Tyler & Andy update eachothers dating profiles and we read your weirdest dating app moments.

Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-31-hml-continues-to-find-love-on-the-internet]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/737702545</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/57294d9d-1e76-4679-a6e8-595bece32b3a/artworks-000661953220-4fky03-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2020 05:07:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3de1a5ae-0304-46c8-9358-2bdca3759960/737702545-user-84038145-ep-31-hml-continues-to-find-love-on-the-internet.m4a" length="114626597" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>59:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>We are back on that same ol&apos; bullsh*t and keep trying to find love on the internet, this week we tackle Hinge. 
Tyler &amp; Andy update eachothers dating profiles and we read your weirdest dating app moments.

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Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>BONUS: Are You Comfortable Being Gay and at Dinner? The Drunk XXX-Mas Special</title><itunes:title>BONUS: Are You Comfortable Being Gay and at Dinner? The Drunk XXX-Mas Special</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Buckle up because its time for our very drunk Christmas Special becasue we thought it would be a great idea to get drunk and record things with friends. 
Happy Holidays from our HML fam to you!
xoxo HML
Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Buckle up because its time for our very drunk Christmas Special becasue we thought it would be a great idea to get drunk and record things with friends. 
Happy Holidays from our HML fam to you!
xoxo HML
Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-305-are-you-comfortable-being-gay-and-at-dinner-the-drunk-xxx-mas-special]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/733836784</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/48abe9a6-1607-42e2-855f-1f4d867f2ecb/artworks-000658305928-mbag1c-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2019 15:03:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/82fb0074-6969-4279-adf8-9de17d46d8ff/733836784-user-84038145-ep-305-are-you-comfortable-being-gay-and-at-dinner-the-drunk-xxx-mas-special.m4a" length="82722573" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>41:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Buckle up because its time for our very drunk Christmas Special becasue we thought it would be a great idea to get drunk and record things with friends. 
Happy Holidays from our HML fam to you!
xoxo HML
Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML&apos;s XXX-Mas Time in the Gayborhood.</title><itunes:title>HML&apos;s XXX-Mas Time in the Gayborhood.</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Merry Happy Whatever! 
This week we talk XXXMas and share your holiday plans and traditions.

Best wishes from your HML Fam <3

email us: homosmoderlife@gmail.com
merch: @hmlshop
follow us:
tyler @homosmoderlife
andy @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Merry Happy Whatever! 
This week we talk XXXMas and share your holiday plans and traditions.

Best wishes from your HML Fam <3

email us: homosmoderlife@gmail.com
merch: @hmlshop
follow us:
tyler @homosmoderlife
andy @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-30-hmls-xxx-mas-time-in-the-gayborhood]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/728986087</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7e347996-a89a-4783-ae1e-9bc9acfe5d26/artworks-000653191513-jrv3re-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Dec 2019 10:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0567a088-e299-49a8-8ff4-220665d09441/728986087-user-84038145-ep-30-hmls-xxx-mas-time-in-the-gayborhood.m4a" length="112183337" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:00:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Merry Happy Whatever! 
This week we talk XXXMas and share your holiday plans and traditions.

Best wishes from your HML Fam &lt;3

email us: homosmoderlife@gmail.com
merch: @hmlshop
follow us:
tyler @homosmoderlife
andy @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML has Bébé Fever!</title><itunes:title>HML has Bébé Fever!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[This week, we talk Bébés!
You know em, I know em, but do we want them?
Listen to this weeks episode to find out!

You can follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory

and check out our merch @HMLshop

xoxo HML]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This week, we talk Bébés!
You know em, I know em, but do we want them?
Listen to this weeks episode to find out!

You can follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory

and check out our merch @HMLshop

xoxo HML]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-29-hml-has-bebe-fever]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/726230902</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/31a9e93f-cda8-4ad4-8d18-b80423bf233d/artworks-000650615593-nku4ws-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Dec 2019 14:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/29bd62b6-de2f-4ad8-8aa5-99a11971de4e/726230902-user-84038145-ep-29-hml-has-bebe-fever.m4a" length="136873858" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:14:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week, we talk Bébés!
You know em, I know em, but do we want them?
Listen to this weeks episode to find out!

You can follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory

and check out our merch @HMLshop

xoxo HML</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML is Feeling Guilty.</title><itunes:title>HML is Feeling Guilty.</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[This week, we talk GUILT.
What do we have to feel guilty about?
Dive into this weeks episode to find out.

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Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This week, we talk GUILT.
What do we have to feel guilty about?
Dive into this weeks episode to find out.

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Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-28-hml-is-feeling-guilty]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/722952505</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/95b52cbc-f001-48f7-a607-79b797603477/artworks-000647377987-m3s97w-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2019 04:17:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/75b482c3-5b07-4b02-b775-e717a7c0304b/722952505-user-84038145-ep-28-hml-is-feeling-guilty.m4a" length="142594894" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:13:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week, we talk GUILT.
What do we have to feel guilty about?
Dive into this weeks episode to find out.

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Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Poke me Tattoo Daddy!</title><itunes:title>Poke me Tattoo Daddy!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[This week, HML explores the world of TATTOOS!
Let's get inked, sis!
Are tattoos hot, or are they not?
Would you bring a neck tattoo home to mom?
Find out on this weeks episode!

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This week, HML explores the world of TATTOOS!
Let's get inked, sis!
Are tattoos hot, or are they not?
Would you bring a neck tattoo home to mom?
Find out on this weeks episode!

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-27-poke-me-tattoo-daddy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/719516182</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ea688e4b-7f5d-4957-a74a-5a5a7e88599d/artworks-000644062627-ivcpov-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2019 00:25:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/90145a7c-9458-445c-a744-b8fbccfd3774/719516182-user-84038145-ep-27-poke-me-tattoo-daddy.m4a" length="120129774" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:03:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week, HML explores the world of TATTOOS!
Let&apos;s get inked, sis!
Are tattoos hot, or are they not?
Would you bring a neck tattoo home to mom?
Find out on this weeks episode!

Follow us on Instagram:
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>ONLYFANS!! See My Everything!!!</title><itunes:title>ONLYFANS!! See My Everything!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[This week HML explores the world of OnlyFans.
We share our thoughts on the Thots.
And of course we share your opinions on Instagays sharing their nudes for cash.

Follow us on instagram 
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This week HML explores the world of OnlyFans.
We share our thoughts on the Thots.
And of course we share your opinions on Instagays sharing their nudes for cash.

Follow us on instagram 
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/hml-126-111119-823-pm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/711424672</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/cc42f3d1-99f3-42da-9943-dc3d19bb0b99/artworks-000636115447-t4e4bx-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2019 17:17:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/767b2e63-1e6e-44dd-b76c-9ac4928a913b/711424672-user-84038145-hml-126-111119-823-pm.m4a" length="104815716" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>55:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This week HML explores the world of OnlyFans.
We share our thoughts on the Thots.
And of course we share your opinions on Instagays sharing their nudes for cash.

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Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Teaches You to be an EVEN BETTER Bottom!</title><itunes:title>HML Teaches You to be an EVEN BETTER Bottom!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Due to popular demand, Part 2 of HML's "Be a Better Bottom" Series is here!
Tyler & Andy further explore ways to be better bottoms after strenuous scientific research and experimentation. 

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Due to popular demand, Part 2 of HML's "Be a Better Bottom" Series is here!
Tyler & Andy further explore ways to be better bottoms after strenuous scientific research and experimentation. 

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-25-hml-teaches-you-to-be-an-even-better-bottom]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/708536182</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e1a0c10d-d887-47f6-9c70-344fec08b0e2/artworks-000630710161-z1l3hk-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2019 03:05:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dade47aa-2a09-4b1d-9871-10cf6129875d/708536182-user-84038145-ep-25-hml-teaches-you-to-be-an-even-better-bottom.m4a" length="125862390" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:06:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Due to popular demand, Part 2 of HML&apos;s &quot;Be a Better Bottom&quot; Series is here!
Tyler &amp; Andy further explore ways to be better bottoms after strenuous scientific research and experimentation. 

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML&apos;s Grinder Horror Stories 💀</title><itunes:title>HML&apos;s Grinder Horror Stories 💀</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Its a spooky ooky episode halloween edition! 
We talk Grindr horror stories
Block Party shenanigans
and we introduce a brand new segment!

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler @homosmodernlife
Andy @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Its a spooky ooky episode halloween edition! 
We talk Grindr horror stories
Block Party shenanigans
and we introduce a brand new segment!

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler @homosmodernlife
Andy @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-24-hmls-grinder-horror-stories]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/705103477</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f4568856-f33b-4d7f-8480-e1842d76fa08/artworks-000626267737-xj3nmf-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Oct 2019 01:25:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c540b477-5bdb-4edc-8397-94ada00c4844/705103477-user-84038145-ep-24-hmls-grinder-horror-stories.m4a" length="121211427" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:04:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Its a spooky ooky episode halloween edition! 
We talk Grindr horror stories
Block Party shenanigans
and we introduce a brand new segment!

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler @homosmodernlife
Andy @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Wants to Sleep With You!</title><itunes:title>HML Wants to Sleep With You!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this weeks episode, we crawl into bed with you.
We talk nightly rituals, sweet dreams, and odd habits.
Lets sleep together. 

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this weeks episode, we crawl into bed with you.
We talk nightly rituals, sweet dreams, and odd habits.
Lets sleep together. 

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-23-hml-wants-to-sleep-with-you]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/700362313</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/edefcaad-a80c-49e6-9019-84e1bff45aa3/artworks-000618760321-gvdp3w-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2019 02:15:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f0b4dc44-3235-4608-9788-cc606098b7a3/700362313-user-84038145-ep-23-hml-wants-to-sleep-with-you.m4a" length="106186644" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>55:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this weeks episode, we crawl into bed with you.
We talk nightly rituals, sweet dreams, and odd habits.
Lets sleep together. 

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Teaches You to be a Better Bottom!</title><itunes:title>HML Teaches You to be a Better Bottom!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this weeks episode we try to figure out how to be a better bottom. 
Tyler helps Andy with some advice for prep. 
Andy shares a top's perspective.
And we share your advice in PodQ&gAy

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this weeks episode we try to figure out how to be a better bottom. 
Tyler helps Andy with some advice for prep. 
Andy shares a top's perspective.
And we share your advice in PodQ&gAy

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-22-hml-teach-you-to-be-a-better-bottom]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/695772676</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a1211456-f0ff-4468-a4cc-f5779a097e73/artworks-000612434914-8fyyol-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 00:31:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9c62430b-b36e-481c-bbb4-15d5b5e0f54d/695772676-user-84038145-ep-22-hml-teach-you-to-be-a-better-bottom.m4a" length="114072430" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:00:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this weeks episode we try to figure out how to be a better bottom. 
Tyler helps Andy with some advice for prep. 
Andy shares a top&apos;s perspective.
And we share your advice in PodQ&amp;gAy

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Spill Some Tea about Toxic Relationships!</title><itunes:title>HML Spill Some Tea about Toxic Relationships!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[We are back after our little break!
In this weeks episode, we talk all about toxic relationships.
Tyler & Andy share stories of of relationshits from days gone by...
Girl, in short, they aint good!

Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[We are back after our little break!
In this weeks episode, we talk all about toxic relationships.
Tyler & Andy share stories of of relationshits from days gone by...
Girl, in short, they aint good!

Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-21-hml-spill-some-tea-about-toxic-relationships]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/693046126</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/aaacd350-34ea-4dcf-94de-cf97e1daded6/artworks-000609667237-xb5aiy-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2019 02:22:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9a36825e-86b4-467d-b4cd-873510447ed3/693046126-user-84038145-ep-21-hml-spill-some-tea-about-toxic-relationships.m4a" length="111955008" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>58:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>We are back after our little break!
In this weeks episode, we talk all about toxic relationships.
Tyler &amp; Andy share stories of of relationshits from days gone by...
Girl, in short, they aint good!

Follow us on Instagram 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML and the Hunt for the Perfect Penis!</title><itunes:title>HML and the Hunt for the Perfect Penis!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this week's episode, we talk about dicks and what makes the ideal member.
Andy shares his "scientific" research and Tyler shocks you with with facts.
Is there even one perfect penis out there?

Follow us on Instagram @HomosModernLife and @AndyFromBoyStory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this week's episode, we talk about dicks and what makes the ideal member.
Andy shares his "scientific" research and Tyler shocks you with with facts.
Is there even one perfect penis out there?

Follow us on Instagram @HomosModernLife and @AndyFromBoyStory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/hml-119-91619-909-pm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/682191656</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a13d117a-3eec-4286-89ea-6206cff59179/artworks-000598796192-7jgtzt-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2019 09:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3215a509-ac0d-4429-945f-b67bc7be5fa1/682191656-user-84038145-hml-119-91619-909-pm.m4a" length="101224962" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>53:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this week&apos;s episode, we talk about dicks and what makes the ideal member.
Andy shares his &quot;scientific&quot; research and Tyler shocks you with with facts.
Is there even one perfect penis out there?

Follow us on Instagram @HomosModernLife and @AndyFromBoyStory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>BONUS - Our Tarot Card Readings</title><itunes:title>BONUS - Our Tarot Card Readings</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Check out our Tarot Card Readings from the Dallas Psychic Fair!
This bonus episode referenced in episode 18.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Check out our Tarot Card Readings from the Dallas Psychic Fair!
This bonus episode referenced in episode 18.]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-185-bonus-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/682182176</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c10e6b44-d8d9-4171-9b32-58438f06f02e/artworks-000598787153-48ujwi-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Sep 2019 01:44:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2e3fa922-220e-41bb-85fb-dceca2fd32d1/682182176-user-84038145-ep-185-bonus-episode.m4a" length="51478367" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>25:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Check out our Tarot Card Readings from the Dallas Psychic Fair!
This bonus episode referenced in episode 18.</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML goes all WOO WOO! 🔮</title><itunes:title>HML goes all WOO WOO! 🔮</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this week's episode, HML goes all Woo Woo after visiting the Dallas Psychic Fair with Special Guest, the HML resident Miss Woo Woo, Brie!
Andy shares his Crystal Clensing method,
Tyler gets his energy flowing, 
and Brie talks crystals, reiki, and more!

For a shout out, comment your favorite crystal on the Apple Podcasts Page!

Follow us on Instagram: 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoyStory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this week's episode, HML goes all Woo Woo after visiting the Dallas Psychic Fair with Special Guest, the HML resident Miss Woo Woo, Brie!
Andy shares his Crystal Clensing method,
Tyler gets his energy flowing, 
and Brie talks crystals, reiki, and more!

For a shout out, comment your favorite crystal on the Apple Podcasts Page!

Follow us on Instagram: 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoyStory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-18-hml-goes-all-woo-woo]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/678907926</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/3163c8ae-aff3-492d-9589-dd174eac8da3/artworks-000595567641-rjfqjb-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Sep 2019 02:13:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b208fef7-11b8-49e3-99e1-1115a9342a86/678907926-user-84038145-ep-18-hml-goes-all-woo-woo.m4a" length="119592377" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:02:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this week&apos;s episode, HML goes all Woo Woo after visiting the Dallas Psychic Fair with Special Guest, the HML resident Miss Woo Woo, Brie!
Andy shares his Crystal Clensing method,
Tyler gets his energy flowing, 
and Brie talks crystals, reiki, and more!

For a shout out, comment your favorite crystal on the Apple Podcasts Page!

Follow us on Instagram: 
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoyStory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML goes Back To School!</title><itunes:title>HML goes Back To School!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this week's episode, we go back to school.
Tyler shares his High School escapades, 
Andy talks about going to school in a class of 6 people, 
And we read your responses to what it was like for you to be LGBT in school.

Follow us on instagram & twitter, we love to hear from you!
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this week's episode, we go back to school.
Tyler shares his High School escapades, 
Andy talks about going to school in a class of 6 people, 
And we read your responses to what it was like for you to be LGBT in school.

Follow us on instagram & twitter, we love to hear from you!
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-17-hml-goes-back-to-school]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/675949976</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1df25920-e88d-4bf5-88cb-c4e3e369ada9/artworks-000592532873-uhg7su-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2019 22:26:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/450a5901-f180-43d3-aa45-72b28dc4e0f1/675949976-user-84038145-ep-17-hml-goes-back-to-school.m4a" length="122631552" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:04:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this week&apos;s episode, we go back to school.
Tyler shares his High School escapades, 
Andy talks about going to school in a class of 6 people, 
And we read your responses to what it was like for you to be LGBT in school.

Follow us on instagram &amp; twitter, we love to hear from you!
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Hosts a Game Show!</title><itunes:title>HML Hosts a Game Show!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this episode HML hosts its first game show - the first ever "Fag & Hag Off"!
Gays and their lady BFFs compete to prove their friendship bond is the strongest.

Competing F/Hag teams are:
Brie & Alex
Rachel & Andy (@AndyFromBoystory)
Jen & Brett

Carter and JP join me on the judges panel as we choose the Ultimate Fag & Hag!

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this episode HML hosts its first game show - the first ever "Fag & Hag Off"!
Gays and their lady BFFs compete to prove their friendship bond is the strongest.

Competing F/Hag teams are:
Brie & Alex
Rachel & Andy (@AndyFromBoystory)
Jen & Brett

Carter and JP join me on the judges panel as we choose the Ultimate Fag & Hag!

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-16-hml-hosts-a-game-show]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/671014169</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1f728e90-b52c-47ee-9a82-3091f86b320d/artworks-000592533263-q5dgkj-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2019 09:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2d74cd99-b55d-43de-b080-94ef665f7b85/671014169-user-84038145-ep-16-hml-hosts-a-game-show.m4a" length="91843044" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>46:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this episode HML hosts its first game show - the first ever &quot;Fag &amp; Hag Off&quot;!
Gays and their lady BFFs compete to prove their friendship bond is the strongest.

Competing F/Hag teams are:
Brie &amp; Alex
Rachel &amp; Andy (@AndyFromBoystory)
Jen &amp; Brett

Carter and JP join me on the judges panel as we choose the Ultimate Fag &amp; Hag!

Follow us on instagram
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML goes to a  Bathhouse!</title><itunes:title>HML goes to a  Bathhouse!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this episode Andy shares his Bathhouse stories. 
Tyler explores the history of Bathhouses
And the entire HML crew rates Panera's new sandwich!
OH and we got a new Intro song! Let us know how you like it.

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoyStory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this episode Andy shares his Bathhouse stories. 
Tyler explores the history of Bathhouses
And the entire HML crew rates Panera's new sandwich!
OH and we got a new Intro song! Let us know how you like it.

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoyStory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-15-hml-goes-to-a-bathhouse]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/667753706</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e56c94ab-b20e-4ee2-b7ee-5a96bbeb198c/artworks-000592533374-5fpm17-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:00:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8380f3b2-176d-482c-aa54-ad7bdc82c769/667753706-user-84038145-ep-15-hml-goes-to-a-bathhouse.m4a" length="117555426" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>58:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this episode Andy shares his Bathhouse stories. 
Tyler explores the history of Bathhouses
And the entire HML crew rates Panera&apos;s new sandwich!
OH and we got a new Intro song! Let us know how you like it.

Follow us on Instagram
Tyler - @HomosModernLife
Andy - @AndyFromBoyStory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML plays with their joysticks!</title><itunes:title>HML plays with their joysticks!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this weekes episode, we are talking video games.
Andy shares the history of LGBT representaion in Video Games.
Tyler lack of playing video games shows more than he would like.
For the PodQ&gAy we get to know your digital crush.

Want to participate in PodQ&gAy? Follow us on Instagram @homosmodernlife for the questions posted weekly and follow Andy @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this weekes episode, we are talking video games.
Andy shares the history of LGBT representaion in Video Games.
Tyler lack of playing video games shows more than he would like.
For the PodQ&gAy we get to know your digital crush.

Want to participate in PodQ&gAy? Follow us on Instagram @homosmodernlife for the questions posted weekly and follow Andy @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-14-hml-plays-with-their-joysticks]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/664983722</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0abf8fb0-c955-4483-816c-3a7e8b8362ea/artworks-000592534541-o5e72h-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2019 01:35:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/aa0b0dcf-0921-44a8-8781-484e928c0671/664983722-user-84038145-ep-14-hml-plays-with-their-joysticks.m4a" length="119147362" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:02:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this weekes episode, we are talking video games.
Andy shares the history of LGBT representaion in Video Games.
Tyler lack of playing video games shows more than he would like.
For the PodQ&amp;gAy we get to know your digital crush.

Want to participate in PodQ&amp;gAy? Follow us on Instagram @homosmodernlife for the questions posted weekly and follow Andy @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML drags Thomas Renner in to our closet!</title><itunes:title>HML drags Thomas Renner in to our closet!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this weeks episode we get Thomas Renner in to our closet. 
We get to know Thomas as well as talk overalls, gay shit, The Land Before Time, and some Hollywood spoilers!
Andy also shares his California Adventure!

Follow us on instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory
and follow our guest @rennergydallas]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this weeks episode we get Thomas Renner in to our closet. 
We get to know Thomas as well as talk overalls, gay shit, The Land Before Time, and some Hollywood spoilers!
Andy also shares his California Adventure!

Follow us on instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory
and follow our guest @rennergydallas]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-13-hml-drags-thomas-renner-in-to-our-closet]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/661695413</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/44756bf2-ba56-4a78-839a-a2227138c704/artworks-000592534613-krae60-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Aug 2019 23:42:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/27a0ce53-3dae-4855-b3b3-e7d82ecd6d55/661695413-user-84038145-ep-13-hml-drags-thomas-renner-in-to-our-closet.m4a" length="174428823" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:26:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this weeks episode we get Thomas Renner in to our closet. 
We get to know Thomas as well as talk overalls, gay shit, The Land Before Time, and some Hollywood spoilers!
Andy also shares his California Adventure!

Follow us on instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory
and follow our guest @rennergydallas</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML talks Grindr and Thruples and Open Relationships, Oh My!</title><itunes:title>HML talks Grindr and Thruples and Open Relationships, Oh My!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this weeks episode we talk Grindr etiquette, thruples, and open relationships. 
Tyler shares his thruple story.
Andy lays out his Grindr do's and don'ts.
And as always your answers to our PodQ&gAy.

Follow us on instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this weeks episode we talk Grindr etiquette, thruples, and open relationships. 
Tyler shares his thruple story.
Andy lays out his Grindr do's and don'ts.
And as always your answers to our PodQ&gAy.

Follow us on instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-12-hml-talks-grindr-and-thruples-and-open-relationships-oh-my]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/657240860</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/34ede610-168f-463d-a341-826916a9cee4/artworks-000592534697-sk54ll-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jul 2019 16:21:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/51ab81ed-511d-4fe7-a700-50b65bf3d1b2/657240860-user-84038145-ep-12-hml-talks-grindr-and-thruples-and-open-relationships-oh-my.m4a" length="131649580" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:06:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this weeks episode we talk Grindr etiquette, thruples, and open relationships. 
Tyler shares his thruple story.
Andy lays out his Grindr do&apos;s and don&apos;ts.
And as always your answers to our PodQ&amp;gAy.

Follow us on instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML goes to Werk! Werk! Werk!</title><itunes:title>HML goes to Werk! Werk! Werk!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this weeks episode, Tyler and Andy talk Werk to Work and everything in between. 
We chat careers and jobs.
Tyler and Andy go on a joint interview for a position under a gorgeous man.
And we judge your dream jobs in the Q&gAy.

Follow us on Instagram 
@HomosModernLife and @AndyFromBoyStory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this weeks episode, Tyler and Andy talk Werk to Work and everything in between. 
We chat careers and jobs.
Tyler and Andy go on a joint interview for a position under a gorgeous man.
And we judge your dream jobs in the Q&gAy.

Follow us on Instagram 
@HomosModernLife and @AndyFromBoyStory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/hml-goes-to-werk-werk-werk]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/654331616</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fdd62f3a-8b44-4549-a5bf-e017ec65c0cf/artworks-000592534775-wgmzvl-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jul 2019 16:04:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4a9d69cb-e504-4c12-b4f7-bd017dfb4420/654331616-user-84038145-hml-goes-to-werk-werk-werk.m4a" length="98946191" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>49:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this weeks episode, Tyler and Andy talk Werk to Work and everything in between. 
We chat careers and jobs.
Tyler and Andy go on a joint interview for a position under a gorgeous man.
And we judge your dream jobs in the Q&amp;gAy.

Follow us on Instagram 
@HomosModernLife and @AndyFromBoyStory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML goes Daddy Hunting!</title><itunes:title>HML goes Daddy Hunting!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[This weeks episode is all about Daddies. 
Who's a daddy? Are you a Daddy?
Tyler & Andy talk about the differences between a Daddy and a Zaddy.
Also HML plays Celebrity Edition of "Daddy, Zaddy, or No"!

Follow us on Instagram @homosmodernlife & @andyfromboystory
Leave a review with your number one celebrity Daddy!]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This weeks episode is all about Daddies. 
Who's a daddy? Are you a Daddy?
Tyler & Andy talk about the differences between a Daddy and a Zaddy.
Also HML plays Celebrity Edition of "Daddy, Zaddy, or No"!

Follow us on Instagram @homosmodernlife & @andyfromboystory
Leave a review with your number one celebrity Daddy!]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-10-hml-goes-daddy-hunting]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/649913519</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/5543d2e7-0c8b-4515-8c1a-a5c6cd6b07e7/artworks-000592534829-uaeitd-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2019 02:29:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/27cca284-a358-4d7b-aa19-c54f308e1eef/649913519-user-84038145-ep-10-hml-goes-daddy-hunting.m4a" length="87402163" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>58:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This weeks episode is all about Daddies. 
Who&apos;s a daddy? Are you a Daddy?
Tyler &amp; Andy talk about the differences between a Daddy and a Zaddy.
Also HML plays Celebrity Edition of &quot;Daddy, Zaddy, or No&quot;!

Follow us on Instagram @homosmodernlife &amp; @andyfromboystory
Leave a review with your number one celebrity Daddy!</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Nurses a World Pride Hangover!</title><itunes:title>HML Nurses a World Pride Hangover!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[On this weeks episode, we get into the details of our NYC World Pride adventures and answer your "Ask Us Anythings"!]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[On this weeks episode, we get into the details of our NYC World Pride adventures and answer your "Ask Us Anythings"!]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-9-hml-nurses-a-world-pride-hangover]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/646683546</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d4d92f7a-b987-49a5-b165-8f14eda6f1c1/artworks-000592534868-9jyng4-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2019 16:08:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1b95980d-7252-491e-b01c-582bb0e78cec/646683546-user-84038145-ep-9-hml-nurses-a-world-pride-hangover.m4a" length="117603237" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>59:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>On this weeks episode, we get into the details of our NYC World Pride adventures and answer your &quot;Ask Us Anythings&quot;!</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Celebrates Pride!</title><itunes:title>HML Celebrates Pride!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[HML talks about GAY PRIDE in this weeks episode as they prepare to trek off to New York for World Pride. 
Andy tells us the story of Stonewall.
And we share what Pride means to YOU! 
Featuring @tytywalls @sethaaron @twenty.nothing @oheypete @ryanccasey @carterdcollins @theliquourmini @rennergydallas @jeanpauldubos @kaisle @yellahammerrr @gayhorrorcult @tora_the_t
Music-
Songs: “Mornings” “Mint Leaves“ “Pixels“ “Circuit“ all by Jef]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[HML talks about GAY PRIDE in this weeks episode as they prepare to trek off to New York for World Pride. 
Andy tells us the story of Stonewall.
And we share what Pride means to YOU! 
Featuring @tytywalls @sethaaron @twenty.nothing @oheypete @ryanccasey @carterdcollins @theliquourmini @rennergydallas @jeanpauldubos @kaisle @yellahammerrr @gayhorrorcult @tora_the_t
Music-
Songs: “Mornings” “Mint Leaves“ “Pixels“ “Circuit“ all by Jef]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-8-hml-celebrates-pride]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/643135542</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0956b71f-cd76-4e76-9044-c5312abec47d/artworks-000592534976-vkljpj-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2019 23:02:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9b67a3c6-5288-43bd-be33-24a18ec0d61d/643135542-user-84038145-ep-8-hml-celebrates-pride.m4a" length="100208771" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>50:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>HML talks about GAY PRIDE in this weeks episode as they prepare to trek off to New York for World Pride. 
Andy tells us the story of Stonewall.
And we share what Pride means to YOU! 
Featuring @tytywalls @sethaaron @twenty.nothing @oheypete @ryanccasey @carterdcollins @theliquourmini @rennergydallas @jeanpauldubos @kaisle @yellahammerrr @gayhorrorcult @tora_the_t
Music-
Songs: “Mornings” “Mint Leaves“ “Pixels“ “Circuit“ all by Jef</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Needs to Calm Down!</title><itunes:title>HML Needs to Calm Down!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[HML finds their calm in this weeks episode where we tackle stress.
Tyler discusses what stresses you out.
Andy shares what its like to have a crane fall on your apartment.
We guide you through a magical guided meditation. 

Check us out on intstagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[HML finds their calm in this weeks episode where we tackle stress.
Tyler discusses what stresses you out.
Andy shares what its like to have a crane fall on your apartment.
We guide you through a magical guided meditation. 

Check us out on intstagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-7-hml-needs-to-calm-down]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/639878034</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/72439054-f192-4afa-966b-7810b3243831/artworks-000592535042-279gpk-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2019 02:27:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9f185425-21d3-4c78-910c-33a460eb4050/639878034-user-84038145-ep-7-hml-needs-to-calm-down.m4a" length="102293949" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:12:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>HML finds their calm in this weeks episode where we tackle stress.
Tyler discusses what stresses you out.
Andy shares what its like to have a crane fall on your apartment.
We guide you through a magical guided meditation. 

Check us out on intstagram
Tyler - @homosmodernlife
Andy - @andyfromboystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Gets Kinky!</title><itunes:title>HML Gets Kinky!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Tyler and Andy explore the world of Kinks and Fetishes.
Tyler talks about his infant hands. 
Andy takes a Fetish Quiz.
Not just one, but TWO lessons from @GaySpanishTeacher.
Follow us on Intsagram:
@HomosModernLife
@AndyFromBoystory]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Tyler and Andy explore the world of Kinks and Fetishes.
Tyler talks about his infant hands. 
Andy takes a Fetish Quiz.
Not just one, but TWO lessons from @GaySpanishTeacher.
Follow us on Intsagram:
@HomosModernLife
@AndyFromBoystory]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-6-hml-gets-kinky]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/633014655</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/49510bb8-512c-4cec-b389-53f0bcb6b85f/artworks-000592535099-2jo4e1-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2019 04:42:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e00323f0-1a37-4e3b-9906-54d62b6e9101/633014655-user-84038145-ep-6-hml-gets-kinky.m4a" length="120871560" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:00:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Tyler and Andy explore the world of Kinks and Fetishes.
Tyler talks about his infant hands. 
Andy takes a Fetish Quiz.
Not just one, but TWO lessons from @GaySpanishTeacher.
Follow us on Intsagram:
@HomosModernLife
@AndyFromBoystory</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Totally Spoils the Drag Race Finale!</title><itunes:title>HML Totally Spoils the Drag Race Finale!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[!!ALERT SPOILERS ALERT!! Listen to Podcast Ep 5 First!
Tyler, Andy, Carter, and guest Jon discuss, WITH SPOILERS, the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11 and all the elevengendary moments.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[!!ALERT SPOILERS ALERT!! Listen to Podcast Ep 5 First!
Tyler, Andy, Carter, and guest Jon discuss, WITH SPOILERS, the finale of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11 and all the elevengendary moments.]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-55-hml-totally-spoils-the-drag-race-finale]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/629387673</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/3b070a98-61c9-409e-865d-9a6fb5e71249/artworks-000544381338-8y88w0-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2019 05:21:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c970f8a2-377b-4b22-a948-ad68f18b07ed/629387673-user-84038145-ep-55-hml-totally-spoils-the-drag-race-finale.m4a" length="51759366" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>27:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>!!ALERT SPOILERS ALERT!! Listen to Podcast Ep 5 First!
Tyler, Andy, Carter, and guest Jon discuss, WITH SPOILERS, the finale of RuPaul&apos;s Drag Race Season 11 and all the elevengendary moments.</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Explores the World of Drag with Kandy Aisle!</title><itunes:title>HML Explores the World of Drag with Kandy Aisle!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Tyler and Andy explore the world of Drag in this weeks Episode. 
Featuring a very special guest, the one and only Miss Kandy Aisle. 
Tyler's drag persona comes out of retirement for drag bingo and we talk all things Drag.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Tyler and Andy explore the world of Drag in this weeks Episode. 
Featuring a very special guest, the one and only Miss Kandy Aisle. 
Tyler's drag persona comes out of retirement for drag bingo and we talk all things Drag.]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-5-hml-explores-the-world-of-drag]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/629386494</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/256e9062-7c3f-489e-9149-3dc35d7f4ac6/artworks-000544380516-owt99c-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2019 05:17:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/003eb55b-a612-40bb-b192-53a3c82ca71a/629386494-user-84038145-ep-5-hml-explores-the-world-of-drag.m4a" length="135445969" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:12:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Tyler and Andy explore the world of Drag in this weeks Episode. 
Featuring a very special guest, the one and only Miss Kandy Aisle. 
Tyler&apos;s drag persona comes out of retirement for drag bingo and we talk all things Drag.</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML takes a Sex Ed Class!</title><itunes:title>HML takes a Sex Ed Class!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[We are back, back, back again!
Andy gives Tyler a sex ed quiz, Tyler has a pregnancy scare, and we read your weird sex ed moments.

Find us on Instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory

visit homosmodernlife.com for more information]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[We are back, back, back again!
Andy gives Tyler a sex ed quiz, Tyler has a pregnancy scare, and we read your weird sex ed moments.

Find us on Instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory

visit homosmodernlife.com for more information]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-4-hml-takes-a-sex-ed-class]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/625747785</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/86826de3-6051-4458-b9bc-7d1ce7a35f56/artworks-000540599091-31ir24-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2019 05:52:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d9ba1dc1-dd5b-4be5-be93-7a45258053e8/625747785-user-84038145-ep-4-hml-takes-a-sex-ed-class.m4a" length="95445234" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>48:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>We are back, back, back again!
Andy gives Tyler a sex ed quiz, Tyler has a pregnancy scare, and we read your weird sex ed moments.

Find us on Instagram @homosmodernlife and @andyfromboystory

visit homosmodernlife.com for more information</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML Finds Love on the Internet!</title><itunes:title>HML Finds Love on the Internet!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Andy & Tyler discuss dating apps and thoughts on each others profiles. 
Tyler drinks a vodka soda with delicate ASMR vibes while Andy shares Grindr screen caps of days gone by.]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Andy & Tyler discuss dating apps and thoughts on each others profiles. 
Tyler drinks a vodka soda with delicate ASMR vibes while Andy shares Grindr screen caps of days gone by.]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep3-hml-finds-love-on-the-internet]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/621941499</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c9b4a899-cc5b-46d5-ade6-7b8cf10aabd3/artworks-000536466165-dtm1h0-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2019 04:43:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c2f523ef-3ca7-4941-9999-abdc48929ca1/621941499-user-84038145-ep3-hml-finds-love-on-the-internet.m4a" length="93540578" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>47:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Andy &amp; Tyler discuss dating apps and thoughts on each others profiles. 
Tyler drinks a vodka soda with delicate ASMR vibes while Andy shares Grindr screen caps of days gone by.</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>Butch Correspondent Special!</title><itunes:title>Butch Correspondent Special!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Our AMA to AMA with our Butch Correspondent where she answers our questions (and yours) on all things Lady on Lady and we answer all things Boy on Boy

We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Our AMA to AMA with our Butch Correspondent where she answers our questions (and yours) on all things Lady on Lady and we answer all things Boy on Boy

We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/ep-25-butch-correspondent-special-1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/618430281</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/11388832-23c7-45eb-83ea-9e738bfadbb0/artworks-000532655580-e59461-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2019 04:55:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/67136bd8-1512-41c9-94f8-7d6873927647/618430281-user-84038145-ep-25-butch-correspondent-special-1.m4a" length="76663934" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>44:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Our AMA to AMA with our Butch Correspondent where she answers our questions (and yours) on all things Lady on Lady and we answer all things Boy on Boy

We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>HML saves Pop America!</title><itunes:title>HML saves Pop America!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[It's here, it's queer, go listen to it.
In this week's episode, Ty has 5 glasses of wine and addresses Katy Perry, Andy walks us through Taylor Swift Theories and we discuss how to become a Pop Star and what makes a Gay icon and of course... #METGAGA!!! with our very special guest and Butch Correspondent, Hannah.

This is the second episode of Homo's Modern Life: The Podcast. 
We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com or check out the Instagram that started it all, @homosmoderlife and slide into our DM's.

xoxo, 
HML]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[It's here, it's queer, go listen to it.
In this week's episode, Ty has 5 glasses of wine and addresses Katy Perry, Andy walks us through Taylor Swift Theories and we discuss how to become a Pop Star and what makes a Gay icon and of course... #METGAGA!!! with our very special guest and Butch Correspondent, Hannah.

This is the second episode of Homo's Modern Life: The Podcast. 
We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com or check out the Instagram that started it all, @homosmoderlife and slide into our DM's.

xoxo, 
HML]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/hml-podcast-ep2-hml-saves-pop-america]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/618391854</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b648d6ea-8faa-4f30-8730-4dcbbfa6ab23/artworks-000532621602-94vrat-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2019 02:43:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/af2ce767-37b5-4e77-8943-d6ce07ea7625/618391854-user-84038145-hml-podcast-ep2-hml-saves-pop-america.m4a" length="138166146" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:13:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>It&apos;s here, it&apos;s queer, go listen to it.
In this week&apos;s episode, Ty has 5 glasses of wine and addresses Katy Perry, Andy walks us through Taylor Swift Theories and we discuss how to become a Pop Star and what makes a Gay icon and of course... #METGAGA!!! with our very special guest and Butch Correspondent, Hannah.

This is the second episode of Homo&apos;s Modern Life: The Podcast. 
We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com or check out the Instagram that started it all, @homosmoderlife and slide into our DM&apos;s.

xoxo, 
HML</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item><item><title>An Explosive Coming Out!</title><itunes:title>An Explosive Coming Out!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[It's here, it's queer, go listen to it.
This is the first episode of Homo's Modern Life: The Podcast. 
We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com or check out the Instagram that started it all, @homosmoderlife and slide into our DM's.

xoxo, 
HML]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[It's here, it's queer, go listen to it.
This is the first episode of Homo's Modern Life: The Podcast. 
We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com or check out the Instagram that started it all, @homosmoderlife and slide into our DM's.

xoxo, 
HML]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://soundcloud.com/user-84038145/an-explosive-coming-out-ep-2]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/615313440</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7e304969-a97d-4333-ba63-50f07cb94fde/artworks-000532621683-dluj4y-original.jpg"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Homo's Modern Life]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 May 2019 20:05:00 -0600</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a731c074-6dc5-44e2-bcb0-04d1ce1b58d5/615313440-user-84038145-an-explosive-coming-out-ep-2.m4a" length="132606271" type="audio/mp4"/><itunes:duration>01:06:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>It&apos;s here, it&apos;s queer, go listen to it.
This is the first episode of Homo&apos;s Modern Life: The Podcast. 
We would love to hear your thoughts as we get our footing and we want to know what you want to hear. Shoot us an email over at homosmodernlife@gmail.com or check out the Instagram that started it all, @homosmoderlife and slide into our DM&apos;s.

xoxo, 
HML</itunes:summary><itunes:author>Homo&apos;s Modern Life</itunes:author></item></channel></rss>