Movie Torture

The Rip (2026)

Mon, 18 May 2026 03:00:00 -0500

Brad kicks it off with, “I watched a movie…” and this one goes off the rails fast.

A group of guys is living it up, celebrating, acting like family — and then a duffel bag full of cash drops into the middle of everything. That’s it. That’s the moment. The vibe is gone instantly.

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad breaks down how quickly things flip:

Friends turn into suspects
Conversations get awkward fast
Everyone starts thinking two steps ahead… or at least they think they are
And nobody trusts anybody

Brad leans into the real tension of the movie — it’s not about stealing money, it’s about what happens after the money shows up. The paranoia, the quiet scheming, the side-eye moments where you realize the group isn’t a group anymore.

He walks through the cast dynamics in his signature style:

Ben Affleck trying to hold the chaos together
Matt Damon making you question every move he makes
Alicia Vikander being the only one saying what everyone should be thinking

Along the way, Brad goes on classic tangents about:

Why a duffel bag of money instantly destroys friendships
How everyone thinks they’re the smartest person in the room
And why situations like this never end the way people think they will

The episode builds as Brad unpacks how small decisions turn into big problems, and how fast things spiral once trust is gone. By the time everything plays out, you’re left asking one question:

Was it ever about the money… or was it always about what people were willing to do for it?

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and the moments where Brad calls out exactly what everyone watching is thinking.

Freddy vs Jason (2003)

Mon, 11 May 2026 03:00:00 -0500

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately puts everyone in a situation that makes zero sense — if you fall asleep, you die… and if you don’t sleep, you lose your mind.

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad breaks down Freddy vs. Jason, a matchup that sounds legendary until you actually think about what it means for everyone involved. Because now you’ve got:

One killer who gets you in your dreams
One killer who gets you in real life
And absolutely no good option for survival

Brad leans into the chaos right away — calling it less of a horror movie and more of a no-win scenario where the rules themselves are the problem. The moment you understand the setup, you realize nobody is coming out of this okay.

He walks through the wild premise:

Freddy needs fear to exist again
So his solution is… bring Jason back to do the dirty work
Which sounds like a plan until you remember Jason doesn’t follow plans

Brad goes in on that decision, breaking it down in his signature style — pointing out that hiring someone like Jason isn’t strategy, it’s chaos. Once he shows up, there’s no control, no boundaries, and no off switch.

As the episode builds, Brad highlights:

The group of teens trying to outthink something you can’t outthink
The idea that “just don’t sleep” somehow becomes a real plan
And how quickly everything spirals once both threats are active

Of course, the tangents hit:

Why staying awake is not a real strategy for survival
What sleep deprivation actually does to you
And how this might be one of the worst situations anyone could be dropped into

The tension keeps rising as Brad unpacks the core problem:

What do you do when every option leads to the same outcome?

By the time it all collides, you’re not just watching a showdown — you’re watching a situation that was doomed from the start. Two unstoppable forces, zero control, and people stuck in the middle trying to figure out rules that don’t exist.

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad reacting to a movie that fully commits to putting everyone in the worst possible position.

The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

Mon, 04 May 2026 03:00:00 -0500

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one hits different — not because of action or twists, but because it slowly turns a dream job into something way more intense.

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad dives into The Devil Wears Prada, where a young woman lands the opportunity of a lifetime… and realizes almost immediately that something is off. What looks like success on the outside quickly feels like survival on the inside.

Brad leans into the central tension:

This isn’t a normal workplace
Nobody helps you
Nobody relaxes
And one person controls the entire room without raising her voice

He breaks down the environment in his signature way — calling it less of a job and more of a high-pressure, no-smile, whisper-driven system where every move matters. The second the boss walks in, everything changes. Conversations stop, energy shifts, and people start moving like they’re trying not to get noticed.

Brad walks through the characters:

Anne Hathaway trying to keep up in a world she was never prepared for
Meryl Streep running everything with quiet, calculated intensity
Emily Blunt operating at a stress level that never drops

Along the way, Brad goes on classic tangents about:

Why hiring someone and then refusing to train them makes no sense
How quickly people adapt to toxic environments and start acting like it’s normal
And how easy it is to lose yourself when success starts demanding more than you expected

The episode builds around one big question:

How far do you go to “make it”… and when do you realize it’s costing you too much?

As the pressure rises and expectations get more unrealistic, Brad unpacks how small compromises start stacking up — until the person at the beginning of the movie doesn’t look the same anymore.

If you’ve ever chased something you thought you wanted… this one hits differently.

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad calling out the moments that make you stop and think, “yeah… that’s not normal.”

The Quick and the Dead (1996)

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0500

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately raises questions — mainly, why does an entire town think the best way to solve problems is to shoot each other at noon?

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad dives into The Quick and the Dead, where daily life revolves around a dueling tournament with one simple rule: win… or you’re done. What should feel like a Western turns into something way more chaotic — a town where death is basically part of the schedule.

Brad leans into the absurdity right away:

People casually gather to watch shootouts like it’s entertainment
Newcomers would immediately realize something is very wrong
And somehow, this is treated like normal community life

He breaks down the cast dynamics with his usual energy:

Sharon Stone rolling in with a clear mission and unfinished business
Gene Hackman running the town like he enjoys every second of the chaos
Leonardo DiCaprio bringing confidence that doesn’t match the situation
Russell Crowe just trying to exist in the middle of it all

As the episode builds, Brad highlights what makes the movie stand out:

The over-the-top duels with dramatic standoffs and drawn-out tension
Characters treating life-or-death moments like performances
And the constant feeling that nobody is making normal decisions

Of course, Brad goes off on tangents about:

Why this might be the worst town to ever move into
How every disagreement somehow turns into a shootout
And why adding flair to a duel is the last thing anyone should be doing

At its core, the episode keeps circling one idea:

What happens when a place normalizes chaos… and nobody questions it?

As the story unfolds, motives become clearer, revenge comes into focus, and every duel carries more weight than the last. But through it all, Brad keeps calling out the same thing — this world makes no sense, and that’s exactly what makes it so watchable.

Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad reacting in real time to a movie that fully commits to its own ridiculous rules.

Primate (2026)

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Jacob kick things off by roasting MTD for buying a Honda Civic like he just joined the underground street racing scene at age 87. From there, the show immediately derails into couch trauma, Fear Factor takes, and whether Jacob’s dark lighting setup makes him look more like a Dateline informant or a full-blown rat.

Then the boys finally get to Primate, a movie they were way too excited for, only to discover it’s basically a rich family drama interrupted by a chimp in a Party City suit going absolutely feral. Along the way, Brad gives a one-minute synopsis that somehow includes rabies, deaf dads, Deadpool guys getting face-ripped, and the phrase “dead monkey, bad monkey,” while Jacob rightfully asks why a horror movie in 2026 still has ten straight minutes of unsubtitled sign language.

They also debate whether the monkey is CGI or just Troy in a fur suit, whether chimps can swim, whether a pet monkey is a power move or a facial reconstruction waiting to happen, and whether MTD would ride a Walmart scooter just for the free parking. By the end, the monkey is ripping jaws off, scalping pool girls, handing out body parts like party favors, and somehow the only people who live are the ones who absolutely deserved to die.

In short: Primate is a movie where everyone reaches for their phones, nobody grabs a knife, and Brad and Jacob somehow spend just as much time talking about monkey murder, Czech Cola, and Komodo dragons at Walmart as they do the actual plot.

The Housemaid (2025)

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, and the legendary beach-dwelling MTD set out to review The Housemaid, but as usual the movie takes a backseat to discussions about dispensaries popping up on every corner, Brad’s aunt accusing him of being gay at family gatherings, and a deeply philosophical debate about whether it’s acceptable to “duke on top of a duke” in a gas station bathroom.

Things spiral quickly.

Brad debuts a new sponsor called Sweeney Suppressant, a spray designed to help men focus on the plot whenever Sydney Sweeney appears on screen, while Jacob questions how anyone in Hollywood stays married if their job description involves making out with coworkers for millions of dollars.

Eventually they remember there’s a movie to talk about.

The Housemaid starts with Sydney Sweeney taking a job cleaning a mansion where the family appears normal for about ten minutes before the wife begins screaming, firing her repeatedly, and trashing the house like a raccoon on espresso. Meanwhile the husband turns out to be a manipulative psycho who locks women in attic bedrooms and assigns bizarre punishments like pulling out 100 hairs or cutting yourself with broken china.

But the twist?

Sydney Sweeney isn’t the victim.

She’s basically Dexter for abusive husbands.

The guys break down the wild third act where teeth get ripped out with pliers, fancy plates get smashed out of pure revenge, and the villain gets locked in his own torture room like a DIY Saw trap.

Along the way the conversation somehow detours into:

Brad’s dad getting locked inside a car at a dealership
Whether Betty Rubble was hotter than Wilma (again)
Kirk Cameron and the Left Behind franchise
The possibility of Movie Torture reviewing Christian apocalypse movies next
MTD’s inevitable death in every episode scenario

By the end, everyone agrees The Housemaid is actually good — which almost never happens on this show — earning a rare Movie Gold rating and immediate excitement for Housemaid 2.

In summary:

A thriller about a killer housemaid somehow turns into a podcast about dispensaries, church movies, gas station bathroom ethics, and why Brad believes hiring Sydney Sweeney as a house cleaner would destroy most marriages.

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Car 54, Where are You (1994)

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys head to the police car and talk, "Car 54, Where are You? Brad opens the show talking about how his son said one of his favorite 90's country songs is now creepy. "Daddy's Hand's" then Jacob ruins "Another on Bites the Dust" for the guys.

Brad wonders if he died would his wife ever hear the final podcast he made just for her, MTD and Brad spiral into a funny bit about how each cast member of the show would meet their demise.

The guys open a new segment where they talk about the movies that were playing while this movie was in the movies. Brad and Jacob both agree "Body Snatchers" is the best.

Jacob says Brad proposes at least 10 times a show that they should do another movie.

They all agree Rosie O'Donnell is miscast in this movie and wonder why this movie has 3 annoying voices in it.

Finally, they do compare MTD to grandpa Munster who is in this movie. You do not want to miss this arresting episode.

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Agent Recon (2024)

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0500

This week on Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, and MTD set out to review Agent Recon… and accidentally spend most of the episode questioning reality, anatomy, and whether MTD is secretly the Matrix.

The movie itself? Chuck Norris plays a robot… kind of. There’s red ash, magic mana, aliens, and a rule that you can only kill enemies by shooting them in the liver—which immediately sends the guys into a full breakdown because none of them know where the liver is. At one point, the conversation turns into a survival strategy of “just aim somewhere in the torso and hope for the best.”

But the real highlight isn’t the movie—it’s the spirals.

Within minutes, they’ve:

Debated uploading MTD’s brain into a cyborg and whether he’d save humanity or just bring a TV remote to a gunfight
Planned a full production of Monkey Cop like it’s a legitimate Hollywood contender
Argued about who would survive an alien invasion (spoiler: nobody, because they’re all aiming for the wrong organs)
Gone deep into Total Gym infomercials and somehow turned it into a Rocky-style training montage between two grown men in an apartment
Discussed who’s dying first between Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks like it’s a Vegas betting line
And briefly turned the episode into an emotional moment about not wanting each other to die… before immediately going back to poop jokes and cyborg dads

Meanwhile, Agent Recon keeps happening in the background—barely. There’s a random daughter subplot nobody asked for, villains that look like the same three guys in different hoodies, and Chuck Norris showing up just long enough to remind everyone this movie technically has a legend in it.

By the end, there’s an explosion, a memory chip, and zero clarity—just like the episode itself.

It’s less of a movie review and more of a chaotic hangout where the movie loses and the tangents win.

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Made Up Movie: Monkey Cop

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 17:15:00 -0500

This week on Made Up Movie, Brad Lowe brings what he confidently calls “the greatest idea of his life” (ranking just behind his marriage), and Nicki immediately realizes she’s either witnessing genius… or the beginning of a cinematic crime.

Welcome to the birth of Monkey Cop.

The episode starts normal—talking musicals, Muppets, and whether anyone over 25 should legally be allowed inside Spencer’s—before Brad drops a fully developed, slightly concerning cinematic universe that he’s apparently been building in his head for years.

We’re talking:

A chain-smoking, beer-drinking chimp cop
A washed-up human partner one write-up away from getting fired
A PG-13 movie that somehow includes drugs, bar fights, and monkey hookups
A VHS intro featuring a monkey watching edited adult tapes (yes, really)

And that’s just the pitch.

From there, things spiral beautifully.

Brad unveils:

A full trilogy (with escalating banana-based subtitles)
A spin-off called The Splooge (yes, that’s a real sentence)
A cartoon series
A prequel origin story
Merchandising plans like he’s already met with Disney

Meanwhile, Nicki is trying to keep things grounded by asking reasonable questions like:

“Should this be CGI or a real monkey?”

…and Brad responds with a deep dive into real-life monkey crime documentaries and a former coworker who is now apparently in prison.

Because of course.

They also:

Debate casting like this is actually greenlit (Glenn Powell, Sydney Sweeney, Channing Tatum—Monkey Cop is STACKED)
Accidentally turn the movie into a mashup of Ted, Superbad, and Miami Vice
Create a musical number about cocaine mid-conversation
And somehow land on a stalker subplot where Nicki plays a woman obsessed with Monkey Cop’s clothing… and potentially his poop

Yes. That happens.

By the end, no one is entirely sure what just happened—but they are sure of one thing:

Monkey Cop is either movie gold… or the exact reason Hollywood should have stricter rules.

Either way, this episode proves one thing:

You don’t need a real movie to have a better time than most real movies.

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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob and MTD attempt to review Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, but instead spend most of the episode debating who’s hotter (Lucy Liu vs. Cameron Diaz), planning MTD’s funeral, and figuring out who inherits the Hopecast Network when Brad inevitably dies mid-podcast.

Before the movie even gets going, Jacob celebrates his 85th episode milestone while Brad reminds him that his job security is entirely based on pretending Jacob is the funniest person on the show. Meanwhile, MTD continues his role as the mysterious, silent, possibly imaginary overlord of the podcast, but with worse communication skills and a tendency to ignore texts.

Eventually, they remember there’s a movie.

Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle is described as a film where Hollywood gathered every famous person from the early 2000s, paid them millions of dollars, and then forgot to write a coherent plot. Instead, the movie focuses on three “agents” whose primary mission appears to be fighting crime while wearing increasingly impractical outfits and defying every known law of physics.

Highlights include:

A Mongolian bar fight that looks like it was filmed in 1845 but somehow includes a mechanical bull
A helicopter that gets started mid-air while free-falling (a moment Brad compares to Kobe Bryant)
Drew Barrymore sliding across tables without moving her feet like she’s in The Matrix: Low Budget Edition
Lucy Liu being criminally underpaid while also being the only competent person in the movie
Cameron Diaz earning $20 million to act confused for two hours

The guys also uncover the true plot of the movie, which involves:

Two magic rings (basically Lord of the Rings for people who failed geometry), a witness protection list nobody understands, and Demi Moore showing up to remind everyone she’s still the coolest person on screen.

But the real story of this episode isn’t the movie—it’s the complete unraveling of the podcast itself.

Somehow, the conversation spirals into:

Whether MTD died by driving into a Country Kitchen and ordering waffles afterward
A full succession plan where Jacob inherits the network and immediately cancels everything to avoid paying podcast hosting fees
Brad forcing his son into podcast slavery via his will
A hypothetical skydiving scenario where Brad tries to take Jacob and MTD down with him out of spite
The possibility of replacing Brad with a hologram or re-releasing old episodes like he’s a podcast Tupac

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Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode of Movie Torture, the boys somehow turn Revenge of the Nerds into a full-blown discussion about boogers, mooning, prison sentences, and whether MTD belongs with the Alpha Betas or the Lambda Lambdas. Brad immediately hijacks the show by proudly announcing that if anybody on the podcast is Booger, it is 100% him, then follows it up with a Navy story about pulling a booger the size of a corn kernel out of his face like he just discovered buried treasure. Jacob contributes by explaining the emotional devastation of thinking you have a bat in the cave and finding out your nose was just lying to you.

Once they finally remember there is a movie to talk about, Brad gets sentimental about Robert Carradine, because to him Lewis will always be a legend, a laugh, and a man who somehow made giant glasses look cool. The guys agree the movie is a complete 80s time capsule, right down to the outfits, the soundtrack, the robot side chick, and a fraternity system that would now lead to about 47 separate felony counts and a Dateline special.

From there, the episode becomes a courtroom drama disguised as a comedy recap. Brad and Jacob basically spend an hour deciding which characters are going to jail and for how long. The nerds are somehow lovable and criminal at the same time, the jocks are idiots, and everyone in the movie appears to be one bad decision away from doing 15 to life. Brad repeatedly reminds everyone that Lewis is not surviving modern law enforcement, especially after the Darth Vader moon bounce incident, while Jacob tries to keep at least one foot in reality and point out that none of this is remotely okay, even if it is funny.

They also stop the movie several times to argue about whether Brad is actually a nerd, which turns into a side quest about Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Brad’s refusal to be grouped with “full-course nerds.” Jacob insists Brad is Lewis, Brad insists Jacob is Gilbert, and somewhere in the middle MTD gets promoted to Lewis’s dad, which honestly feels right.

Other major topics include: whether MTD ordered the Honda Civic as a lateral move, whether random mooning should be illegal, whether George Soros funded the nerd house rebuild, whether the Asian nerd’s tricycle beer race was secretly the best event in cinema history, and why Brad’s son apparently turned into a ding-dong-ditching athlete just to prove Brad can run stairs.

By the end, Brad once again reminds the audience that ChatGPT says he’s funnier than Jacob, which Jacob clearly takes as a personal act of war.

Scream 7 (2026)

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guys head to Screamville and talk about Scream 7. They open the show wondering why MTD isn't there. He is buying a new Civic and Brad wonders if it's a lateral move from a Subaru.

They finally get into Scream and wonder what it would be like if there was a Ghostface in every state. MTD trains each one to make them the killing machines they need to be.

The guys wonder about Ashley and how she is doing since this is her favorite movie series of all time.

Brad laments the fact that Neve Campbell is in this movie and wishes Jenna Ortega was in this movie.

The guys wonder what a reality real world house would be like if it had iconic slasher killers in it just hanging out while MTD is the host.

Plus, The wonder who would win in a fight, Ghostface or Jason Voorhees.

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Left Behind (2014)

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys head to Movie Torture Lite as they welcome Nic Cage back to the show and talk 2014's "Left Behind" They start the show with Brad checking in on Jacob's Letterboxd movie count. They wonder if this is a rapture movie or a movie about a man who just needs to land a plane. Brad shares that he watched this movie with his family and they enjoyed it.

Brad wonders if U2 would be raptured. Brad proposes that if the three of them would be flight attendants and they were single they could get women to like them, Jacob and Brad get into a debate about what they would really get.

The guys wonder if getting raptured at a mall would be sad. Then the people go zero to loot in 5 seconds.

Brad says if he doesn't get raptured he hopes everyone he knows got raptured so he doesn't get questioned.

They also wonder why the little person is so angry all of the time.

Also, they wonder why this movie cost so much to make.

You don't want to miss this chat about landing a plane.

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The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007)

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD head to Hazzard County to talk about "The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning" Brad and Jacob open up the show by talking about their love for the original. Brad shares that his third birthday was a Dukes party with a cake shaped like the General Lee, confederate flag and all.

Jacob wonders if MTD wore daisy dukes to the party and MTD starts a timer on the one minute recap for the movie that Brad does.

Brad compares this to "Dumb and Dumber When Harry met Lloyd" and wonders why this movie was even made and who is it trying to appeal to.

The guys talk about the gross incest scene and wonder if this movie is what a movie would turn out to be if Movie Torture made a movie.

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New in Town (2009)

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the Jacob, Brad and MTD tackle 2009's "New in Town" and MTD asks the guys when are we going to do man movies again. Brad starts the show by saying he won't kill MTD off but then gets into a discussion about the iron lung and how that works on someone, possibly MTD. Brad insists there Is no way he can poop laying down.

Brad and Jacob talk about clappers at the end of movies and how weird that is, and they talk about their Letterboxd before they even get to the movie.

Brad lets everyone know that Harry Connick Jr has a great head of hair and Jacob wonders why she brought a nighty to Minnesota and then wanted to take it back to Miami for a weekend trip.

Plus, Jacob shares a story about his mom and a Teddy that you do not want to miss. He also drops some big news on the fellas about his personal life and no he is not converting to the priesthood, quite the opposite.

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The Lawnmower Man 2 (1992)

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys talk about 1992's "The Lawnmower Man 2" and what ever subtitle they want to use. Brad opens the show promising not to kill MTD off in this episode and he talks about MTD'S love for only 10s. Which leads them to talking about how MTD mows 3 yards a week and Brad wonders if thats going to kill him one day.

They guys also wonder who this movie was made for and why it was even made. They talk about how this is the future but everything looks old.

Jacob then reminds us of the most bonkers line every uttered on Movie Torture, "Incest, the game the whole family can play"

Plus, Brad and MTD agree if they entered a VR world it would have chics in it.

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Body Parts (1991)

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guy's tackle the limbless movie from 1991 "Body Parts" Brad opens by telling everyone that Jacob is moving close to where he lives and they wonder if they should get a walkie talkie to communicate.

Brad then asks Jacob what is an iconic movie poster and of course Brad talks about going to the video store to get the old posters to then hang in his bedroom. He talks about his beloved Pamela Anderson "Barb Wire" poster which Jacob says should have hung above his bed.

The guys wonder why this movie was made and who this movie was made for? They discuss what it would be like changing limbs out and Brad wonders how it would look with one long arm or one short leg.

Plus, Brad brings up hurt back guy who can never help move and Jacob wonders what if they swap legs and then it gets crazy.

Stay tuned for a crazy episode.

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Five Nights at Freddy's 1 and 2

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD talk about Five Nights at Freddy's and Five Nights at Freddy's 2. The guys start out by welcoming back MTD and Brad lets the listeners know he loves creating fake photos with MTD in them.

They also confess that they watched these movies back to back on Christmas Day and wonder if there is any worse punishment than this. MTD tells them these movies sound like the worst movies they have watched.

Brad confesses a weird flex he made to his buddies in 1990 about getting to go home and watch Rocky V. They then argue which pizza place was better Circus Pizza or Showbiz Pizza and then they wonder if they could pick up mom's at the pizza place if they all were single and in their 20's.

You don't want to miss this episode and find out what the guys really think of these two movies.

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Turbulence (2025)

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob let us know that MTD is out again. They start the show talking about Hot Air Balloons and Brad says that this movie has the best green screen he has seen in a movie.

They wonder if Kelsey Grammar's agent was like kill him off real quick. They talk about the game New Phone who Dis.

Brad talks about how women can have a good man and not even realize that. Brad also tells how this man in the movie puts his wife up in amazing hotels and Brad puts his wife in a Motel 6.

You don't want to miss this episode.

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Sleepwalkers (1992)

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob starts it out by asking the guys if they would travel a year together in the Weiner mobile and Brad promptly says no, but then wonders if he would have a dear John letter when he got home. Brad asks, would prison be better then being stuck in a truck for a year.

They get to the movie which goes zero to incest really fast as Brad lets the audience know him and Jacob watched this together. Jacob talks about his family and kissing and MTD and Brad were wondering if Jacob was about to tell us his uncle kissed him.

They talk about all of the cats in this movie and wonder if MTD could have even watched it with his love for cats and all.

Plus, they ask each other would they carve anything into their skin and Brad reminds Jacob MTD can't carve he is on blood thinners.

Stay tuned for an episode you won't soon forget.

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Anaconda (1997)

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are missing MTD again but they still jump in the water to talk about 1997's Anaconda. They begin the show imagining how the pitch went to Jon Voight about doing a Spanish accent.

They wonder how of all things he hasn't been cancelled for the accent which should be character of its own. They then wonder how J Lo's shirt stayed clean the whole movie. Brad confesses that when he eats spaghetti he often ruins shirts.

They also wonder what character Ice Cube is playing because he is really bringing the Boyz in the Hood Character to this movie.

Plus, Jacob tells a story about when he was an exterminator and had to get rid of hundreds of snakes.

Stay tuned for this Anaconda of an episode.

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The Toxic Avenger (2025)

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob, Brad, and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "The Toxic Avenger." The trio humorously dissects the film's bizarre plot, where an average guy, Winston Goose, transforms into a superhero after falling into toxic sludge.

With a mix of superhero strength and a questionable aroma, he takes on villains who seem to have escaped from a Halloween store.

The hosts banter about the film's absurdity, from its questionable budget to its peculiar characters, including Peter Dinklage's brief appearance. They wrap up with a light-hearted discussion on the film's reception and their own comedic takes on the movie's flaws.

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Fatman (2020)

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week on our special Christmas episode Jacob and Brad let us know that MTD is not on the show this weeks, which leads to Brad wondering what life is going to be like when MTD is gone for good. They wonder if "Only 10's" should be on his tombstone and then Brad insists that Jacob get some of his ashes and then they come up with an MTD bobblehead with his ashes.

Snooze Buttons returns as a sponsor this week and it is quite the doozy. The guys wonder why Mel Gibson didn't go full Santa in this movie, how did the budget get so big for this movie. Were Mel Gibsons demands to be in this move made that he didn't want to look like Santa?

Brad asks Jacob if he could be his lead Elf if Jacob became Santa and then Brad creates a name for MTD, Elf Daddy.

You don't want to miss this bonkers episode.

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The Running Man (1987)

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 07:04:00 -0500

Join Brad, Jacob, and MTD as they dive headfirst into the cinematic disaster that is "The Running Man" on this week's episode of "Movie Torture." In a world where 1987's vision of 2017 includes more shoulder pads than a football game and technology that makes a typewriter look advanced, Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Ben Richards, a man who just can't catch a break.

Wrongly accused and thrown into a game show where the contestants are hunted by villains with more personality than the script, Ben must navigate a dystopian nightmare filled with chainsaw-wielding maniacs and a singing electrician who thinks he's the next big thing.

As always, our hosts bring their signature sarcasm and wit, questioning everything from the logic of the plot to the questionable fashion choices.

Why does Arnold's beard look like it was glued on by a blindfolded makeup artist? And how did a movie with such a ridiculous premise become a cult classic? Tune in for a hilarious breakdown of a film that proves sometimes the real torture is just pressing play.

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Domestic Disturbance (2001)

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob and Brad dive into the cinematic masterpiece (or disasterpiece?) that is "Domestic Disturbance."

Join them as they unravel the mystery of Vince Vaughn's acting, ponder the economics of boat building, and question the logic of incinerators that leave no trace.

Plus, discover the shocking revelation that Brad's jacket has a zipper on the side where a lady's jacket would be! With a sprinkle of Travolta's toupee talk and a dash of wedding announcement nostalgia, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and head-scratching moments.

Tune in for a hilarious breakdown of a movie that might just be better left unwatched!

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The Strangers Chapter 2 (2025)

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "Strangers Chapter 2," but not without a few laughs along the way.

The trio finds themselves laughing so hard when Jacob suggests that he, Brad, and MTD are like the "three bears" standing outside the house.

The conversation spirals into a comedic tangent, with Brad imagining them as bears in leather, while Jacob clarifies he meant the actual animals.

The banter continues as they joke about being the "three bears" in a horror movie scenario, complete with Goldilocks references and a lot of laughter. It's a wild ride of humor and horror as they navigate through the movie's plot holes and their own comedic imaginations.

Look Who's Talking (1989)

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we explore the charming chaos of "Look Who's Talking," where babies have more to say than most adults.

Hannah nails the recap of Kirstie Alley's questionable dating choices, while Brad can't stop gushing over Kirstie Alley, declaring her a "smoke show" and reminiscing about his childhood crush.

Jacob chuckles at the absurdity of John Travolta's cabbie-turned-babysitter role, and we all enjoy Bruce Willis's hilarious baby voiceover.

Join us as we laugh through the film's romantic misadventures, marvel at talking babies, and debate whether John Travolta's character is the ultimate opportunist or just a really dedicated babysitter.

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Made up Movie: Senior Skipday Showdown

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of "Made Up Movie," Brad and Ashley dive into the world of imaginary films, with Brad pitching yet another "funniest" idea to Ashley, who humorously points out that he's pitched about 25 movies, with only two being hits.

The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Brad reminisces about his high school days, comparing his movie pitches to his dating success rate, which was a solid two out of 25.

Ashley, meanwhile, shares a hilarious story about a date with a "Survivor" contestant, complete with Disneyland adventures and no romantic sparks.

The duo also tackles a listener's chaotic movie pitch involving a legendary senior skip day, complete with bootleg prom corsages and a pool party at the Opryland Hotel.

The episode wraps up with a light-hearted discussion about celebrity encounters and the joys of reality TV.

Christmas Vacation 2 (2003) with the hosts of Love on the Pod

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this hilarious episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob, Hannah, and MTD are joined by Jessica and Sher from Brad's favorite podcast "Love on the Pod" to dissect the cinematic masterpiece (or disaster) that is "Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure."

The gang dives into the absurdity of the film, while Brad pitches his wild Hallmark movie idea, "Christmas Town Sniper," much to the amusement and horror of the guests.

Meanwhile, Jessica and Sher share their Hallmark expertise, and the group debates the merits of liver mush and the concept of "half loaf love." It's a rollercoaster of laughs, questionable movie pitches, and a deep dive into the world of bad holiday films.

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Once Upon a Crime (1992)

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD tackle the comedy "Once Upon a Crime," where three couples navigate a murder mystery in Monte Carlo. With a gambling husband, a cheating wife, and a dog with a fortune, the plot is as unpredictable as it is funny. Hannah, Brad, and Jacob also discuss the evolution of their podcast's intro songs, while Jacob talks about how him and Brad went to the movies the night before this recording and Brad lost his wallet and highlighting Troy's unforgettable reactions to scary scenes. Join The Pod Father, The First Lady, and Brad as they explore mistaken identities, unexpected twists, and a surprising conclusion. Tune in for a mix of humor, intrigue, and a standout canine performance.

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In the Army Now (1994)

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we tackle "In the Army Now," where Hannah admits she's never heard of Pauly Shore, prompting Jacob to question if she's been living under a rock.

Brad entertains us with his boot camp tale of being so bad at marching that his drill sergeant had him shovel snow instead.

Jacob chimes in with his own witty observations, questioning the logic of trusting Pauly Shore with any mission and highlighting the camel as the film's true hero. Join us for a laugh-filled discussion as we navigate the absurdity of this 90s classic and ponder the real lessons learned from shoveling snow in the military.

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Urban Legend (1998)

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, they finish up Hannah's least favorite month and conclude it with 1998's "Urban Legend,"

Baby Hands Brad reminisces about seeing the Noxzema girl on the big screen, while the Gothfather Jacob insists the first victim was offed for her horrendous singing and laments never discovering the goth dating site that could have changed his life.

The First Lady Hannah provides a compelling argument for why every character deserved their fate, and MTD's presence is as mysterious as the film's plot twists. Join us as we debate whether the killer was more motivated by revenge or just a bad hair day, and why this movie is somehow a cult classic despite its best efforts to be anything but. Tune in for a nostalgic trip through 90s horror, complete with plot holes and a soundtrack that screams "we tried."

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The Faculty (1998)

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this week's episode of Movie Torture, our fearless hosts dive into the 90s classic "The Faculty," where aliens take over a high school, and the only defense is snorting fake cocaine.

Baby Hands Brad questions the allure of Josh Hartnett's hair, while the Gothfather Jacob ponders why the faculty didn't just throw salt on the aliens like snails.

Meanwhile, The First Lady Hannah is just relieved she can watch this without nightmares. Join us as we explore why this movie is a triple gold despite being a one-time watch, and why Brad might just legally change his name to Fun Dip.

Tune in for a nostalgic trip down memory lane, complete with alien fish people and a soundtrack that screams 90s angst.

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Made up Movie with Brad and Ashley- Echo Sun

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Welcome to "Made Up Movie," where Ashley and Brad take listener-submitted pitches and turn them into cinematic gold, or at least something shiny.

This week, Katie from Torrington, Wyoming, sends in a horror movie idea that quickly spirals into a sci-fi epic with more plot twists than a pretzel.

As Brad pitches a dozen storylines at once, Ashley valiantly tries to keep the train on the tracks, all while debating whether a fart can really trigger a solar apocalypse. Spoiler: It can. Tune in for a wild ride through the creative chaos that is "Made Up Movie." #EchoSun #ListenerPitches #LocksOfLaughs

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, the gang sinks their teeth into "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," a film that has Brad swooning over Kristy Swanson like a teenager in the '90s. As they navigate through the cheesy vampire antics, the hosts take a detour to ponder the truly important question: which Golden Girl are they? With Jacob claiming Brad is the Blanche of the group due to his undying love for Swanson, the rest of the crew hilariously debates their own Golden Girl personas. Tune in for a fang-tastic episode filled with sarcasm, nostalgia, and Brad's relentless admiration for the fetching Kristy Swanson!

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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD bravely tackle "I Know What You Did Last Summer," a film that Brad lovingly refers to as "straight dookie." Join the crew as they unravel the mystery of why anyone thought this movie needed a sequel. With a plot twist that even a pretzel would envy and characters as memorable as last week's grocery list, Brad's disdain reaches new heights. Meanwhile, Hannah surprises everyone by finding a silver lining in this cinematic storm, proving that one person's trash is another's... well, still trash. Tune in for a rollercoaster of sarcasm, laughter, and Brad's epic rants! Plus, MTD reminds Brad of their 1997 theater outing to see the original during Brad's military graduation—a memory Brad had conveniently blocked out. Adding to the hilarity, Brad recounts how MTD, armed with a trusty VHS camcorder, managed to record the wrong guy at his graduation, mistaking him for Brad.

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Explorers (1985)

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, the crew tackles "The Explorers," a film where kids miraculously construct a spaceship from a Tilt-A-Whirl, proving that NASA has been overthinking it all along. Meanwhile, Brad and Jacob indulge in the fantasy of using walkie-talkies to chat from their homes, imagining themselves as top-secret operatives, despite the fact that their communication skills rival the movie's coherence. With aliens that look like they escaped from a Saturday morning cartoon and a plot that wanders more than a lost puppy, this episode is a masterclass in sarcasm. Tune in for interstellar snickers and the burning question: Will Brad and Jacob's walkie-talkie dreams ever become reality, or are they just static? #MovieTorture #TheExplorers #WalkieTalkieFantasies

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Loser (2000)

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob makes his grand return from a two-week assignment, just in time to dissect the cinematic conundrum that is "Loser." As the team wades through a plot as tangled as a pair of earbuds in a pocket, they debate whether the true "loser" is the film's protagonist or anyone who paid to watch it. With early 2000s fashion disasters and a storyline that defies logic, could a table read of Hannah's most despised movie, "Boys and Girls" featuring Jason Biggs, be on the horizon? Join us for laughs, groans, and the ultimate showdown between "Loser" and Hannah's arch-nemesis film. #MovieTorture #Loser #JacobIsBack #TableReadTease #HannahHatesBoysAndGirls

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Young Guns 2 (1990)

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Welcome to another episode of Movie Torture, where Brad and Hannah start the show by missing Jacob who is still on assignment. This week they dive into the cinematic masterpiece that is Young Guns 2. Join Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture as they dissect why Emilio Estevez playing a 70-year-old Billy the Kid is the sequel we never knew we needed. Spoiler: It's not.

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Brad's nostalgia trip: "I watched this movie hundreds of times as a kid... mostly for the butt scene." The First Lady's revelation: "I didn't even know there was a Young Guns 1. Who knew?" A deep dive into the movie's budget: "How did this cost only $20 million? Did they pay the actors in Monopoly money?" The riveting debate: Is Young Guns 2 better than The Cowboy Way? Spoiler: Brad thinks so, but the First Lady has other thoughts.

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The Cowboy Way (1994)

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Season 3 has premiered and big news, The First Lady has joined the cast full time so now every week you will have Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD. This week Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture, and MTD dive into the wild world of "The Cowboy Way." They start the show without Jacob, who is on assignment this week but will be back soon. Expect laughs, unexpected sharts, and a deep dive into why bull riding might just be the worst career choice ever. Brad's unexpected theater shart: A cautionary tale for anyone over 45. The First Lady's take on bull riding: "Immediate concussion is what it would be for me." Why Woody Harrelson's cowboy antics are the only reason to watch this movie. A debate on whether $20 million is worth losing your dignity in Times Square.

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Who's Harry Crumb with The First Lady, MTD and PG

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the gang welcomes back Hannah, Producer Gary who only watched half the movie, MTD and One-liner to talk about the 1989 movie "Who's Harry Crumb". Brad starts the show out laughing at something Troy said off air to Hannah..Brad also calls this movie Fat Fletch. MTD wonders if Troy would call out of his Tuesday night job to record with Hannah and Jacob says he would quit his job for Hannah. Brad gives him a shot to pitch to Hannah why she should date him.. They do talk about the movie some and Brad could not believe Annie Potts was 36 in this movie. Gary says very little but stay tuned for a great episode of fun.

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Best of Hannah: The Stupids

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Brad hands over the reins to Hannah, who hilariously channels her inner Roger, wrapping up a month-long celebration of her contributions to the show. Hannah's Driving Adventures: Discover the legend of Hannah, who watches movies at double speed while driving, leading to the infamous Airbud mix-up—soccer instead of basketball! The Half Loaf Phenomenon: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" concept, a brainchild of the team that bread companies are now cheekily capitalizing on. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that magically transforms into a full loaf upon marriage. Movie Spotlight: A look at "The Stupids," a film so delightfully absurd that it ranks as a favorite recording session, despite the chaos.

On this stupid episode, the guys welcome the First Lady to talk about the 1996 movie "The Stupids" They start off by talking about how clever the writing is for this movie. MTD lets the gang know how much it costs to make this movie and how much it actually made. They ask each other where is the weirdest places that they have fallen asleep at and then they discuss how Tom Arnold was peaking in 1996. Brad lets Hannah know that she will be the resident Tom Arnold expert of the show. So do not fall asleep just sit back and enjoy this stupid episode.

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Best of Hannah: Clifford

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Jacob and Brad welcome listeners to a special edition of Movie Torture, celebrating the legendary Hannah, who bravely endures hours of cinematic chaos. The Brady Bunch Dream: The team hilariously imagines a new Movie Torture logo inspired by the Brady Bunch, complete with multiple Brad faces and a mysterious blank square for MTV. The Half Loaf Saga: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" phenomenon, a concept so genius that bread companies are now trolling Hannah on Instagram with their own versions. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that magically transforms into a full loaf upon marriage. Movie Spotlight: A look at "Clifford," a film so delightfully terrible that it ranks in Brad's top five episodes, despite the audio quality hiccups.

This week the gang welcomes The First Lady of Movie Torture, Jacob and MTD to talk about the creepy 1994 movie Clifford. They wonder if this movie is a comedy or a horror movie. They talk about the weird makeup Martin Short wears and how this could be a live action Chucky movie. Plus, the talk about how weird it is he keeps is bread in the fridge and then the show comes up with the idea of the half loaf just for singles.

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Best of Hannah: Violent Night

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Jacob and Brad kick off a special edition dedicated to honoring Hannah, the beloved co-host of Movie Torture. Hannah's Journey: A look back at how Hannah joined the show, her initial nerves, and her evolution into a key member of the team. Memorable Moments: The team reminisces about the creation of fake sponsors and the infamous "snooze button" segment. Movie Spotlight: Discussion of "Violent Night," a film that defied the usual Movie Torture criteria by being genuinely enjoyable. Hannah's Impact: Reflections on how Hannah's presence elevates the show and her unique ability to find humor in even the worst films.

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the 2022 Christmas DieHard "Violent Night" They start the episode out talking about Hannah's crown that she is wearing, a new sponsor "Snooze Buttons" The gang talks about how this is Home Alone for adults, They talk about the time Gary and Hannah were in a pizza eating contest, They ask Hannah if she would want to date Santa. Plus, Brad talks about his love for ALF and Hannah is confused.

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Best of Hannah: Cocaine Bear

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Welcome to the "What did Hannah Ever do to Deserve this Month" which is basically the best of the First Lady. Brad, Jacob and Hannah reminisce about this classic episode and Brad reminds Hannah this is the first time she lets them know that she takes dumps while riding four wheelers. This is truly a classic episode that you have to listen to again.

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah to kick off Worst of 2023 month and this month they have a doozy, "Cocaine Bear"They start the show by introducing a new sponsor and then the gang wonders what a sequel would look like and what animals they would want to do drugs in the next movie. They also wonder how the pitch went for this movie to even be made. Plus, Hannah wonders if anyone has had to poop in the woods?

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976-Evil with Ashley, Troy and MTD

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob and Brad welcome Ashley, Troy, and MTD for a hilariously chaotic deep dive into the cinematic mess known as 976-EVIL. What starts as a simple roast quickly spirals into a whirlwind of hot takes, questionable IMDB rating guesses, and a disturbing amount of conversation about demonic phone bills and bathroom trauma. The gang takes aim at Robert Englund’s directorial debut with the precision of a pageant judge holding a grudge—calling out everything from the overcooked acting to the undercooked plot. Along the way, they unpack the film’s laughable portrayal of high schoolers (spoiler: no teen has ever acted like that), cringe through the infamous bathroom scene, and bond over the shared trauma of low-budget horror. Somewhere in the mix, societal beauty standards, the ethics of sequels, and even a controversial tangent about 9/11 movies sneak into the banter. It's weird, it's wild, and it's everything you never needed to know about 976-EVIL.

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Celtic Pride with Roger and Laura

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Join Brad, Roger, Laura, and Jacob as they dive into the hilariously misguided world of "Celtic Pride." From gym teachers on the brink to the ultimate fanboy kidnapping, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and questionable movie choices.

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Roger's triumphant return, complete with Hulk Hogan hair. The gang's take on Judd Apatow's early work: "Celtic Pride" - a movie that even Bill Murray wouldn't touch. A deep dive into the Boston sports fan psyche, complete with superstitions and questionable fashion choices. The ultimate debate: Who's more annoying, the movie's characters or real-life sports fanatics? A fantasy recasting of "Celtic Pride" with Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart.

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The Pickleball Exorcist with Max

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are joined by Max, who happens to be Brad's son. In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Jacob are joined by Brad’s son Max—because if you’re going to suffer through a cinematic disaster, you might as well drag your offspring into it. The trio takes on The Pickleball Exorcist, a film so low-budget it looks like it was shot on a flip phone during someone's lunch break. With a plot that sounds like it was written by ChatGPT on NyQuil, they marvel at the unintentional comedy, gloriously awkward acting, and demon-slaying paddle battles that no one asked for. Between roasting the film and sharing personal stories, the crew somehow finds genuine joy in the madness. It’s a hilariously weird ride, proving that sometimes, bad movies make for the best family bonding—especially when they involve pickleball and exorcisms.

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The Brothers Solomon with the First Lady, PG AND MTD

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guys welcome back Hannah and there is a Producer Gary sighting although don't get too excited he didn't watch the movie and MTD and One liner joins them as they talk about The Brothers Solomon which they just don't understand how this movie flopped. Brad says he couldn't watch the movie and not imagine Gary and Troy as the leads with Hannah as the surrogate for their baby. Gary admits he didn't watch the movie and MTD secretly wants to watch the movie. So sit back and enjoy this bonkers episode.

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Scream 4 with Ashley and MTD

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guys welcome back Ashley from her hiatus. Ashley immediately lets the fellas know this is one of her favorite movies and Brad questions her movie taste. They quickly discover that her brother is in the chat which makes for a fun conversation. The guys play a joke on Ashley that leaves her not so happy but makes for another funny convo. Ashley confesses that she watches this movie a lot and even listens to scream music while working out. Brad again rails on Neve Campbell while MTD says she is a solid 9 on the 10 scale. Stay tuned for an episode even Ghostface wont forget.

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RocketMan (1997) with The First Lady and MTD

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guys welcome Hannah back to the show to talk about the not Elton John movie RocketMan from 1997. They talk about Harland Williams and his leading role, the monkey of course. Brad asks Hannah if she could survive with just Troy for 8 months and Brad summarizes that Jacob and him would just talk movies for 8 months. They also wonder what would happen if the astronauts slept for 8 months and Harland Williams made them his puppets. Troy gets his opportunity to pitch to Hannah and he blows it but it leads to the guys singing Elvis Presley. While Troy says he doesn't have Hannah's number and what if he was sending voice texts to Producer Gary.

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Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture the guys talk about how MTD is still missing so they willingly subject themselves to Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man—a film so drenched in denim, leather, and 90s angst, it could singlehandedly raise your cholesterol. With Mickey Rourke brooding like a biker philosopher and Don Johnson smirking his way through existential shootouts, the film serves up a plot that’s equal parts bromance, betrayal, and budget-busting nonsense. The hosts dive deep into the chaos—dodging bad dialogue like stray bullets—and unpack themes of loyalty, absurd action, and why naming your movie after two brands doesn't automatically make it cool. From there, they spiral into a hilarious rating game, comparing cinematic highs and lows like The Matrix (a masterpiece) and its sequels (a tax on fans). With plenty of sarcastic banter, IMDb guesswork, and nostalgia-fueled hot takes, the episode transforms bad cinema into great entertainment. By the end, it’s clear: sometimes, the best part of a movie is talking about how much it hurt—and laughing about it with friends who feel the same.

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The Minecraft Movie with Laura

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, the gang wonders again where MTD is and then takes a scenic detour from cinematic disasters to share vacation stories, accidental lawsuits, and why assigned seating in movie theaters turns mild-mannered adults into territorial gremlins. Things spiral quickly (as usual), from popcorn politics to an oddly heated debate over Jack Black—who, depending on who you ask, is either a comedic genius or Hollywood’s favorite chaotic neutral. Legal drama bubbles up over a podcast name dispute, leading to a discussion about branding, intellectual property, and whether “Movie Torture” is technically false advertising (because the laughs are too good). The conversation weaves through Minecraft’s plotless world, Hollywood’s obsession with reboots, and how casting comedians can either save a movie—or turn it into a fever dream. As always, the hosts blend their hot takes with hot messes, creating a perfect storm of humor, pop culture analysis, and just enough absurdity to make you wonder how we ended up debating Jack Black's salary in a children’s film adaptation of a game with no story. Spoiler: it’s exactly the kind of chaos you come here for.

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Hot to Trot with The First Lady and MTD

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode the gang heads to the stables and finds Don a talking horse and the star of this 1988 movie "Hot to Trot" They wonder why anyone would want to have fun with your partner in the stables. They talk about Mr. Ed and not surprisingly the young ones didn't know what show that was. Hannah shows off her 3 Stooges shirt. Plus the topic of bath bombs gets brought up and MTD is disgusted that his son wants to make bath bombs. Brad talks about wanting a hot tub and Jacob says he would sit in the hot tub with Brad as long as it's spacious. Jets and space are always needed. Brad also brings up the fact that when they go to Ashley's for a meet up will she allow MG to be there. Mazel Mazel..

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"I Trained Voorhees" by MTD Chapter 14

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 07:24:00 -0500

Jacob reads Chapter 14 of "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Hostel with MTD and Minnesota Gary

Mon, 26 May 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the gang checks into a Hostel and watches the 2005 horror "Hostel" They wonder why this movie is a horror movie when it doesn't have much horror in it. Brad talks about how it was so much better 20 years ago. Jacob talks about how the second one is a lot better and Minnesota Gary finds out what a lady boy is. Stay tuned for one of the oddest episodes yet.

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I Trained Voorhees by MTD Chapter 13

Thu, 22 May 2025 10:49:00 -0500

Jacob reads Chapter 13 of "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Stuart Saves His Family with Laura

Mon, 19 May 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode the gang goes to therapy with Stuart Smalley and his movie "Stuart Saves His Family" Jacob wonders why they names this movie this when he really doesn't do any saving. They wonder why his sexuality is hardly addressed and who would actually watch his show. They rank SNL movies and this one doesn't crack the top 10. Plus, they get into a discussion about can guys really be friends with girls and if so can they kiss their friends.

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I Trained Voorhees by MTD Chapter's 11 and 12

Thu, 15 May 2025 13:57:00 -0500

Jacob reads Chapter's 11 and 12 of "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Y2K with Laura and Minnesota Gary

Mon, 12 May 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the gang goes back to Y2K, and watches the movie "Y2K. They begin by wondering why MTD is in the bed already and Laura names him MTB as in blankets. They all discuss what they were doing on Y2K and MG admits he was just a little boy. They wonder if they had any friends who had mom's as pretty as the one in this movie, they talk about Alicia Silverstone's return to the podcast and Brad wonders back to when he kissed a girl on the Navy ship as the new year came in. Plus, Laura asks if there is a Navy scale to regular scale of ranking women.

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Fear with the First Lady of Movie Torture, MTD and Minnesota Gary

Mon, 05 May 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the gang tackles "Fear" from 1996 and boy is this a crazy movie. Hannah claims she felt dirty after watching the show's favorite actor, Mark Wahlberg . The guys wonder what Hannah's wedding will look like and Minnesota Gary offers himself up to be the groom. They wonder how old Reese Witherspoon was in this movie. They also talk about how creepy her dad was and how it seemed like he was in love with his daughter in not a good way. They wonder if Producer Gary would be upset if she married Minnesota Gary and MTD declares he would be devastated. So sit back and enjoy this bonkers episode of Movie Torture.

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I Trained Voorhees by MTD Chapter 10

Thu, 01 May 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Jacob reads Chapter 10 of "I Trained. Voorhees" by MTD

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Tiptoes with Minnesota Gary and MTD

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guys welcome Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the "is it really real" movie "Tiptoes" They immediately wonder how this got made and start in on the short jokes. They discuss what word they cannot say and ask Minnesota Gary how short is too short for him to date. Jacob then wonders what MTD would be like shopping at Walmart in high heels. Stay tuned for a funny episode.

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I Trained Voorhees by MTD Chapter 9

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0500

In this chapter, Jacob introduces a colorful cast of characters from his life, each with their own quirks and stories. From the Gothfather Jacob to the gentle giant Roger, the heater-loving Jonathan, and the Subaru enthusiasts Kara and Trent, the discussion explores themes of friendship, humor, and the absurdities of life. Through anecdotes and reflections, Jacob highlights the unique dynamics and comedic moments that define his relationships with these eccentric individuals.

Flight Risk with the First Lady and MTD

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys watch 2025's Flight Risk and bring the First Lady and MTD along for the ride. They wonder why Mark Wahlberg is in this movie. Brad of course does his horrible Marky Mark impression. They talk about Carrie from King of Queens. Plus, Brad shares the craziest story about going to Chicago to watch a movie and how it ended up. You do not want to miss this episode and that story.

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I Trained Voorhees By MTD "Riding the Subaru Wave"

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 09:45:00 -0500

Listen to the Chapter 7 of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Sidekicks with Ashley, MTD and Minnesota Gary and Producer Gary

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guys tackle the Chuck Norris movie "Sidekicks" from 1992. They welcome Ashley, MTD, Producer Gary and Minnesota Gary to the show. They open by welcoming Minnesota Gary to the show and Jacob forgets to say hello to MTD. The guys wonder how Ashley has never seen a Chuck Norris movie and didn't believe he was real. Brad wonders if Barry should be in an asylum. They talk about Jonathan Brandis died too soon IRL. They talk about how MTD would handle only the hot teachers 8 and above when Brad was getting bad grades. Plus, Joe Piscopo as an asian and Minnesota Gary said he would be the asian guy on the show and should Chris Hansen visit the old man in this movie? Sit back and enjoy this amazing show.

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"I Trained Voorhees" Chapter 6 Ashley Arpel: My Star Client

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 08:29:00 -0500

Listen to the Chapter 6 of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Life Stinks with the First Lady of Movie Torture and MTD

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys welcome Hannah and MTD to the show to talk about the 1991 bomb "Life Stinks" This is the first Mel Brooks movie that Hannah has watched. Brad invites the cast to Ashley's house when she gets a pool in Florida. They talk about the new MTD autobiography and Hannah believes it's real. They talk about the absurdity of this movie and what it would look like today. Jacob wonders how he got so dirty in just a few hours on the street. Plus, Brad says the bag lady reminds him of Hannah. Stay tuned and sit back and enjoy this amazing episode.

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"I Trained Voorhees" by MTD Chapter 5 "The Half Loaf Revolution"

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 08:40:00 -0500

Listen to the Fifth chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Snow White with Laura, Minnesota Gary and MTD

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode the guys welcome Laura, Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the 2025 stinker Snow White. This is a movie that just had to be watched and let me tell you everyone has something to say here. Brad wonders why the dwarves sleep so close, Laura wonders how Snow White's bread stayed dry and Jacob wonders why we watched this movie. So sit back and relax as you get to hear first hand how bad this movie really is. Plus, Brad wonders why Jacob and Laura drive an hour and 16 minutes to a movie theater and Brad declares that this is the prequel to "The Beautician and the Beast"

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I Trained Voorhees by MTD : Chapter 4

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0500

Listen to the Fourth chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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You're Cordially Invited with Kara, Tonia Haddix and MTD

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the gang tackles 2025's "You're Cordially Invited" with Kara, MTD And Tonia Haddix. The guys quickly realize that the ladies didn't watch this movie and honestly they didn't miss that much. The conversation goes to Tonia and her monkeys and how she is the Chief Chimp Correspondent of the network. They talk about how Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon have zero chemistry. This is an episode you do not want to miss.

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I Trained Voorhees by MTD: Chapter 3

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Listen to the Third chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Movie Torture's 100th Episode Celebration

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Movie Torture celebrates its 100th episode in style. Jacob, Brad, MTD and the First Lady kick off this episode and take a walk down memory lane as they look back to The first ever episode, the Johnathan's cigarette talk, what a sequel to Cocaine Bear would look like, The rise of MTD, Jacob's tooth extraction, Roger and his exes, Gary as a priest, Blumhouse wondering about Larry The Cable Guy, Kara not watching the movie, what Sawville looks like during the day, Brad's TMNTPTSD, Ashley asking Brad if he thinks she is funny and MTD of course training Voorhees, Plus, the birth of the half loaf!

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I Trained Voohees by MTD: Chapter 2

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 09:10:00 -0500

Listen to the second chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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Valley Girl with the First Lady of Movie Torture and MTD

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode the guys welcome Hannah, Producer Gary and MTD. They wonder if there is beef between Gary and Brad since Brad hasn't been on the show the last 2 episodes that Gary has been on. Jacob cannot hold back his love for this movie while the rest wonder what he was watching. So sit back and enjoy this early Nic Cage movie from the 80's!

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Bonus Episode: I Trained Voorhees by MTD

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Listen to the first chapter of the hit book "I Trained Voorhees" by MTD

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The Flash with Producer Gary, Johnathan and MTD

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the guys tackle the 2023 disaster "The Flash" This episode was shelved and now is being released for your listening pleasure. Gary is rocking a flash costume and the guys talk about how creepy Ezra Miller actually is. Plus they discuss the budget and how DC can't seem to get anything right with movies. So sit back and enjoy this deconstruction of The Flash.

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Kinda Pregnant with Laura and MTD

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys welcome a newcomer, Laura who happens to share a bed with Jacob because she is his wife. They open by talking about Amy Schumer and how stupid this movie actually is. Brad talks about how Jillian Bell used to be in his top 5 Jacob talks about how funny Adam Sandler's daughter was in this movie. They also wonder what kind of parents let their kid play with a knife. Plus, make sure to catch Jacob and Laura on their new show on the Hopecast Network, "Tortured Together with Jacob and Laura launching soon.

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"The Beautician and the Beast" with Ashley and MTD

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0500

This week the gang welcomes Ashley and the cover her most favorite movie, "The Beautician and the Beast" Brad wonders why she loves a movie with a dictator and she insists he is nice. They also wonder how many shows Ashley is actually on when it comes to the Hopecast Network. Ashley laments the fact that her husband can't take photos. Brad wonders if Jacob, MTD and her could go set a table up at Walmart and sell head shots of Ashley. MTD also says that Ashley is his only acting friend. So sit back and enjoy this episode. Mazel Mazel.

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Nothing but Trouble with Kara and MTD

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys welcome Kara and they watch Kara's favorite movie, "Nothing But Trouble" from 1991. They start the chat off with club talk and Brad shares a story about how he went to Ross and bought shoes to go to a club to not be let in because of his looks and then he ended up in the club with Paris Hilton. They wonder why a journalist is living so high on the hog and how much his penthouse costs. They talk about how this town is def a redneck town. They wonder why John Candy is in this movie and Brad does a bad Brazilian accent. Plus, Brad again roasts MTD and Kara for their choice of car. Stay tuned for the most bonkers episode of Movie Torture if you don't like it you could end up in the bone crusher!

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Haunted Honeymoon with Kara and MTD

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0500

The gang kicks off Valentine's month with Kara and MTD as they discuss the movie "Haunted Honeymoon" from 1986. This movie has little to discuss but as usual they have a blast talking about how bad this movie really is. Kara talks about how she got a note on her car for double parking, Brad talks about how much he loves Gene Wilder movies and Then Kara brings up her love for a future Movie Torture, "Nothing but Trouble" They talk about how great John Candy was and MTD reminds them that "Plains Trains and Automobiles" is a classic. They rank the fat guys which includes John Candy, Chris Farley and Kevin James. They also again wonder why people write reviews for a movie that is almost 40 years old.

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Afraid with Hannah and Blumhouse Trent

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Blumhouse Trent has returned. He found out we were covering "Afraid" and he decided to come talk about it. The First Lady also joined the guys to discuss why this movie was even made. They wonder why they made Megan without the doll. They talk about the absurdity of this movie and wonder is Blumhouse even trying anymore. They look at the upcoming Blumhouse slate and wonder which one they will be covering this year. Brad also lets the gang know that his son Max now plays trombone and how he hates renting a trombone. So sit back and enjoy a chat about a movie that will make you second guess AI.

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"Trap" with Ashley and MTD

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode the guys welcome Ashley and MTD to the show to discuss the 2024 crapper "Trap". They start by wondering by Josh Hartnett has such a bad hair style in this movie and is Shyamalan a good director? They also envision what a world would look like if MTD was Ashley's agent. What kind of movies would he book for her? Plus, Ashley asks Brad if he thinks she is a funny comedian and she extends an offer to MTD to be her guest on her hit podcast, "Lox of Laughs" Make sure to follow the show on IG and like and subscribe.

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Bonus Episode: Carry-On with Jacob, Brad, MTD and Ashley

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0500

The gang decided to do a bonus episode about a completely bonkers and enjoyable movie "Carry-On" They talk about the shear stupidity of this movie from start to finish. They talk about times they have flown out of LAX and wonder how the main star wasn't fired for leaving his post all of the time. They also wonder why Jason Bateman's character eats all of the time. Brad wonders what the phone policy is for a TSA worker. Ashley joins in halfway through and hasn't seen the movie but still provides her humor.

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Joker 2 with Kara and MTD

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Kara and MTD and they tackle quite possibly the worst movie ever made, Joker: Foile a Deux. They kick the show off talking about how Brad and Jacob watched this together with their wives and Jacob's wife Laura made them watch the whole movie. They talk about not wearing a shirt while running and Brad talks about when he used to run with no shirt on. Kara lets the audience know what type of men she is attracted to. Brad pitches an idea for Kara to meet men by checking into an asylum to meet a man.

They wonder what decade this movie is made in, Brad pitches a way better idea than the movie we got. They then bring it back to shivving. Kara says she would shiv her brains out and Brad says if he was in prison he is shivving the big guy so he is the man in prison. Plus, Brad talks about how the music was bad in this movie and they discover that Kara and Brad's wife have the same taste in music and they wonder how many heaters were smoked in this movie.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice with Angie and MTD

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0500

Movie Torture kicks off the new year with its annual Worst of 2024. The first movie is "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" with Angie, host of the newest show on The Hopecast Network, "Reality Redux"

The gang wonders why this movie was made first off, and how much did Michael Keaton get to come back? He is only in the movie 17 minutes which is mind blowing to everyone on the show. They wonder when the last time Tim Burton actually had a good movie. Brad wonders why Kevin from "The Floor" loves this movie.

They discuss how legacy sequels are not good and which one has actually been good.

Brad says this movie needs Alec Baldwin and Gena Davis and they all agree they are glad the cake as left out in the rain.

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3000 Miles to Graceland with Roger and MTD

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys head to Vegas to figure out this 2001 movie "3000 Miles To Graceland. Jacob quickly reminds Brad of his distaste for Courtney Cox and MTD wonders how this movie got on the show since it is 2 hours long. Brad suffers an unfortunate incident during the show and the guys won't ever let him live it down. They talk about Kevin Costner and Kurt Russell and wonder how this movie has so many good actors in it. So sit back and get ready for a show that is on par with a casino robbery.

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Red One with Kara and MTD

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the Jacob and Brad are joined by their newest cast member, Kara from "The Floor" and a new co-host with Jacob and Angie on their new shoe "Reality Redux" on the Hopecast network. This week they tackle "Red One" which doesn't. disappoint. Brad wonders how long Kara could last in prison, they wonder why "The Rock" claims to have peed in bottles during the filming of this movie and then they talk about what bottles are pee worthy. Brad wonders if the North Pole in this movie is Gotham. Plus, they wonder what Kara's nickname for the show could be. Also, MTD chimes in with the budget of this movie and proclaims his love for mason jars.

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Saving Silverman with Ashley and MTD

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys welcome Ashley as they dive into the movie "Saving Silverman" Ashley doesn't think this movie makes any sense and Jacob and Brad talk about all the crimes that were committed in this movie. MTD lets the guys know that he is not a Neil Diamond fan. Jacob quotes coach in this movie. They wonder about Josh who is in the chat. They discuss Jason Biggs and if they like him as an actor. Plus they talk about the porta potty in the movie and explain that anytime someone is being held hostage where do they go poop? Don't miss this funny episode.

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The Stupids with First Lady of Movie Torture and MTD

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0500

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Ready to Rumble with Johnathan, Roger and MTD

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode of Movie Torture Johnathan joins the guys to talk about wrestling and "Ready to Rumble". They dive into David Arquette's wrestling career, Johnathan says Rose McGowan looks like a retired wrestler today. Brad talks about liking Sunny as a wrestler and then finds out she is in prison. Roger doesn't fall asleep during this episode which is always a plus and the guys wonder if Hannah and Ashley would be the best wrestlers on the show and MTD would be their promoter. So sit back and enjoy this match. Mazel Mazel.

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Gone in 60 Seconds with Ashley and MTD

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode the guys welcome Ashley, Host of Lox of Laughs on the show to take the track and discuss the 2000 movie "Gone in 60 Seconds" Jacob razzle dazzles with his intro, Ashley sheds no new light on why she doesn't like Angelina Jolie and comes as clean as a Memphis Rains Eleanor. Brad goes down the rabbit trail of a "Josh" in the chat and they wonder if this movie inspired the crappy series "The Fast and the Furious" Prepare for a lap around Los Angeles as the gang tries figure out this movie.

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The Hustle with Special Guests Hannah, Gary and MTD

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0500

This week the gang is joined by First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah, Producer Gary and MTD to talk about the movie "The Hustle" and they kick the show off talking about how Brad is not with them on the show. Gary lets everyone know that his is a remake and he didn't need to watch the movie, they talk about ways to make 500 dollars a night to hustle. They talk about accents on this episode and plus, they wonder what character would Brad be in this movie.

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The Eye with Special Guest Ashley and MTD

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the gang welcomes Ashley to the show as they take on the crapper of a movie "The Eye" and they quickly start talking about how bad of an actress Jessica Alba is and Ashley totally disagrees which leads to a discussion about top 5's in marriage and Brad explains how he likes humor in his actresses. Ashley tells Brad that when he talks about his kids she begins to rethink being a mom. Plus they wonder which would be better to be blind or deaf and they do talk about how bonkers this movie actually is and if it should even be considered a horror movie.

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Walking Tall (2004) with Roger and Jacob

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this weeks episode the guys tackle the 2004 movie "Walking Tall" Brad wonders if Roger is the public defender for all things wrastling. Jacob talks about how this movie hasn't aged well. Brad wonders if Producer Gary would carry a bat and beat them all for the jokes he has taken on the show. They also talk about how this movie would look a lot different today if it was made. Plus, they cast the movie with Movie Torture cast members and it would be so much better.

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Troll 2 with Second Lady of Movie Torture Ashley

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this weeks episode Jacob and Brad are joined by The Second Lady of Movie Torture, Ashley, host of Lox of Laughs on the Hopecast Network. They an are talking about the good bad movie Troll 2, which Jacob could not wait to do on the show. They wonder how this got made, Ashley confesses she couldn't watch the whole movie. Jacob tells some interesting stories about the cast and MTD decrees he wants to watch this movie. Plus, they talk about how the cast of Movie Torture should do a live reading of this script.

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Soul Survivor (with the whole cast)

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0500

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Friday the 13th (2009) with Special Guest Ashley and MTD

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode the gang tackles the 2009 slasher "Friday the 13th" and they are joined by new cast member Ashley, host of Lox of Laughs on the Hopecast Network. They start by wondering why this movie was even made. They talk about how most of the people in this movie aren't likable and that you actually root for Jason in this movie. Ashley talks about meeting one of the stars of this movie at an audition and how that went. Plus, Brad wonders how much time Jason spends in the gym and what if MTD was his trainer. Could MTD be the new slasher's trainer? This is a funny episode about a movie that is bonkers.

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The Final Destination (2009) with Hannah and Producer Gary and MTD

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys tackle the dreadful 2009 "The Final Destination" and they are joined by Minnesota Roger, First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah and Producer Gary. They wonder how Bubba Gump got conned into taking the role in the movie and how he just can't seem to get killed in this movie. Roger talks about how it just got boring trying to figure out another way to get killed. Brad talks about a recent trip to a place called Mongos in St. Cloud. Plus they talk about the Nascar deaths in the movie and Brad tells Gary he would be sponsored by the game of Memory.

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Top 5 sitcoms with Jacob and MTD

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode, Brad, Roger, Minnesota Roger Jacob and MTD rank their top 5 comedy shows of all time. They also wonder why Brad likes Mama's Family so much and MTD doesn't get to make one show his number one because Roger takes it from him. Plus the guys disagree with Roger when he says AM/FM radio is still popular and the guys tell him more people listen to podcasts.

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Suburban Commando with Johnathan, Hannah, Jacob and MTD

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this weeks episode Johnathan takes over hosting duties as Roger is missing in action. They are joined by Jacob, Hannah and MTD and they talk about the stinker from 1992 Suburban Commando. They talk about how cheap this movie looks, the acting from Hulk Hogan, and they also talk about the Gawker drama with him. Hannah admits to not watching it and challenges the men to convince her to watch it. Plus they talk about powermoves and MTD. Also, they wonder if Christopher Lloyd is playing Doc Brown in this movie too.

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Clifford with First Lady of Movie Torture, Jacob and MTD

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0500

Almost Heroes with Special Guest Jacob and MTD

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this episode Roger, Brad Jacob and Movie Torture Dad talk about the 1998 stinker 'Almost Heroes' starring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry. They talk about how bad Chris Farley looks in this movie, how Matthew Perry's teeth hadn't been fixed yet and why this movie so badly needs David Spade. Plus, the talk about what Washington would look like if they were in office and wonder if the show MTD: Bike Cop would be a hit.

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Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guy's are grossed out by Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector. They wonder how he got to be a lead actor, how many farts are actually in this movie, is Biff Tannen slumming it, and would watching a real health inspector be more enjoyable than this movie. Also, the guys wonder who would be in the comedian Justice League and who would be the villian.

Health Inspector stars, Larry the Cable Guy, David Koechner, Tony Hale, Megyn Price and Tom Wilson; Directed by Trent Cooper

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Top 5 best fast food chains

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0500

In this special episode Brad, Roger, and Jacob discuss their top five fast food chains. They share their personal preferences and debate the merits of various restaurants. The conversation covers popular chains like Chick-fil-A, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Bojangles, Subway, and more. They also discuss the importance of drive-thrus, the quality of food and service, and their favorite menu items. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, the hosts discuss their top fast food restaurants. They share their personal rankings and preferences. Plus, the ending will sure surprise everyone!

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Freaky Friday with Special Guest Jacob

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's show Jacob and Movie Torture Dad join Roger and Brad to talk about the movie 'Freaky Friday' and the guys talk about how this movie missed so many opportunities to be great. They talk about Lindsay Lohan and how she was great in the movie and Jacob talks about how he enjoyed the brother in this movie. They talk about the sequel and wonder if the sequel is going to be called"Freaky Saturday". Plus, they talk about Jamie Leigh Curtis promotion of Activia the poop yogurt and Brad wonders what product would the guys not want to promote and from there a classic conversation begins.

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Just One of the Guys with Special Guest Jacob

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the gang welcomes a new guy to the cast, Jacob! They start by making him watch the 1985 PG-13 but should be R rated Just One of the Guys. They kick off the show talking about Roger's radio voice, Big Macs, and the Midwest. They then wonder how this movie wasn't rated R. Brad brings up the fact that her brother is most likely in Prison now and Jacob wonders how this movie is in "The Karate Kid" world but no one is addressing the Johnny factor and also Jacob adds a cool scene to the movie to make it better. Plus, Producer Gary abruptly leaves half way through the show.

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The Rage: Carrie 2 with Blumhouse Trent

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0500

"This is a 1999 movie based on a 1977 sequel to a 1977 movie based on a 1974 book based on the short story from 1961"

The Guys are finally back and they welcome Blumhouse Trent to chat about the 1999 stinker 'The Rage: Carrie 2'. They start by catching up and joking around, then they dive into this crapfest. Brad talks about his wife's love for "The Gilmore Girls" and Johnathan makes a startling confession about that show. The preview a new host in an upcoming episode and tell Producer Gary this is his Make a Wish. Plus, they dive down the Jeremy London rabbit hole and discuss when he pooped in a cop car. They also talk about how the bullies in this movie are so un realistic and how can this really be a sequel to Carrie?

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Christmas in July Made up Movie Classic with Johnathan

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this month's Made Up Movie, Cindy from Dickshooter, Idaho sends in quite the doozy of an idea. The idea is all about a corporate company trying to keep kids from believing in Santa. Brad talks about how crushed he was when his son didn't believe in Santa and Johnathan talks about learning on the school bus. They also realize that all four of the guys have dressed as Santa at one point in their life.

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Santa Jaws with Producer Gary

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, the guys welcome Producer Gary to discuss the movie Santa Jaws, a truly bonkers movie and low-budget sci-fi horror film. They critique the acting, plot, and special effects, noting the lack of realism and the confusing storyline. They also discuss the characters and their questionable decisions. The guys find humor in the absurdity of the film, including the concept of a shark with a Santa hat and the use of Christmas-themed weapons. Santa Jaws is a campy and absurd holiday shark movie that received mixed reviews. While some viewers found it hilariously bad and enjoyed its over-the-top storyline and dialogue, others thought it was terrible and poorly executed. The movie follows the story of a boy who accidentally creates a comic book that brings a killer shark, Santa Jaws, to life. The characters and special effects were not well-developed, but the name Santa Jaws was widely praised.

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The Meg 2

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys conclude the Worst of 2023 month and this week they go deep with "The Meg 2" The guys wonder why there aren't enough shark killings in this movie, why does the movie take itself to seriously, Did shark movies peak at Jaws? They talk about Aquaman rules and just how boring is this movie really?

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The worst movies The First Lady of Movie Torture has done

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0500

n this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Roger are joined by Hannah, the First Lady of Movie Torture, and Hannah talks about the worst movies she has watched on the show. Hannah shares her top five worst movies, which include Cursed, Boys and Girls, Scream 3, Son of the Mask, and Death Becomes Her. The gang engage in a lively discussion about their opinions on these movies and their least favorite aspects of each film. They also touch on other movies they have watched on the show and express their differing views on certain films. The episode concludes with a preview of Hannah's upcoming shark-themed movies for the next month's episodes.

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The Stepfather with Blumhouse Trent

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0500

"He seems nice but he's got to be creepy, man. He's probably got a basement."

In this episode of Movie Torture, the guys welcome back Blumhouse Trent and they discuss the film 'The Stepfather' released in 1987. They talk about the odd choice of having the character watch 'Mr. Ed' in multiple scenes. The guys speculate on the DNA evidence left behind by the killer and discuss the possibility of reducing alimony and making divorce cheaper to potentially decrease murders. They also mention the actor Terry O'Quinn, who played the lead role in the film. In this part of the conversation, they talk about mistaken identities, celebrity relationships, cooking preferences, dating experiences, and movie preferences. They also touch on the TV shows 'Charlie's Angels' and 'The Dukes of Hazzard'. The guys share their opinions on different pasta sauces, salt preferences, and the quality of movie theaters. They also mention their experiences meeting celebrities and their thoughts on watching movies alone. The conversation revolves around the movie 'The Stepfather' and the hosts' opinions on its plot, characters, and overall quality. They discuss the lack of a satisfying ending, the shift in genre from psychological thriller to slasher, and the ineffective portrayal of the police.

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The Heavenly Kid with the First Lady of Movie Torture

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0500

"Roger has been moved to tears."

The guys welcome the First Lady of movie torture Hannah and they tackle the 1985 movie 'The Heavenly Kid' and various tangential topics, including donuts, game of chicken, and the portrayal of time periods in movies. The hosts engage in playful banter and share their thoughts on the movie and its characters. They also talk about "Empty Nest' and wonder if a Raferty movie would have been better. Plus, they wonder how the rules of the game of chicken works and why the door doesn't open and who is supplying the cars.

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Daddy's Home with Special Guest Johnathan

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0500

n this episode of Movie Torture, the gang welcomes Johnathan and embarks on a fun and lighthearted journey through a wide range of topics. The conversation kicks off with a discussion about favorite gifts before diving into the world of Mark Wahlberg movies and Will Ferrell's acting. They explore the appeal of vinyl records and CDs, reminiscing about the band Nirvana and appreciating the humor of comedian Shane Gillis.

The episode is filled with random banter and personal anecdotes, touching on the dynamics of being a stepdad and the preferences of the speakers. The conversation meanders through various subjects, providing an entertaining and casual exchange. They debate over favorite donuts, recall memorable movie scenes, and share their thoughts on different movies, all while engaging in humorous banter.

Classic Episode: Scream 3 with Special Guest Hannah

Mon, 27 May 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they kick off Slashtober with the year 2000 stinker Scream 3. Roger tells us why he likes watching scary movies, Hannah confesses she thought the killers name was "Stabby". We also learn that Gary had a ghost face mask as a kid. Plus, the gang talks about scary moments in their life and Brad creates Freddy Cougar Melencamp.

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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire with Ghostbuster Expert Hannah

Mon, 20 May 2024 07:15:00 -0500

This week the gang finds themselves once again sans Roger, but fear not! They're joined by none other than Ghostbuster aficionado and First Lady of Movie Torture, Hannah, as they embark on a hilariously haunting journey through the world of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.

As they ponder the finer points of purchasing murder houses and if you get a murder discount when buying a murder house. Movie Torture dad chimes in with a suicide house would be worse and then Hannah says a murder car would be her nightmare, the conversation takes a whimsical turn as they delve into the destruction wrought by the Ghostbusters themselves. From debating the merits of living in a house where a murder has occurred to exploring the absurd notion of buying a murder car, no topic is off-limits in this uproarious discussion.

But the real ghostly specter haunting their minds is the disappointing and frustrating experience of Ghostbusters: Afterlife. With razor-sharp wit and biting humor, the hosts tear apart the unnecessary romantic subplot, lament the lack of humor, and decry the overall cheapening of the Ghostbusters franchise.

In a hilarious twist, they also dive into the murky waters of Hollywood's obsession with remakes and sequels, expressing their fervent desire for new and original ideas in the movie industry. From questioning the need for an R-rated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie to praising the steadfast refusal to remake the original Back to the Future, the hosts leave no stone unturned in their quest for cinematic enlightenment.

With laughter aplenty and opinions flying fast and furious, this episode is a must-listen for fans of Ghostbusters and lovers of all things comedic. So grab your proton packs and get ready to bust some ghosts, because this podcast is one wild ride you won't want to miss!

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She Devil with Special Guest Johnathan

Mon, 13 May 2024 03:00:00 -0500

In this episode of Movie Torture, Roger and Brad are joined by the ever-entertaining Johnathan as they take a hilarious trip down memory lane to dissect the 1989 classic, She-Devil, starring Roseanne Barr and Meryl Streep. With their trademark humor and banter, the trio dives headfirst into the world of revenge, empowerment, and campy comedy.

As they wax nostalgic about the impact of the film on their childhoods and debate who among them would make the best Goth, Brad playfully nominates Roger with his flowing red locks, prompting Movie Torture Dad to jokingly declare his own intentions to go Goth. Of course, Gary can't resist chiming in with his musings on the potential shelf life of being Goth he gang wonders who would be a good Goth between them, Brad votes for Roger and his long flowing red hair and then Movie Torture Dad chimes in and says he is going to go Goth and Gary then wonders if there is a shelf life on being Goth.

Amidst the laughter and camaraderie, the hosts share their thoughts on the performances of Barr and Streep, the plot twists, and the film's unique style. They explore the themes of betrayal and revenge with tongue firmly planted in cheek, celebrating She-Devil as a cult classic and a quintessential popcorn movie.

As the episode draws to a close, the gang enthusiastically discusses the possibility of a modern remake, envisioning a new generation of She-Devil with a contemporary twist—perhaps featuring characters as YouTube stars or TikTokers.

With their infectious energy and irreverent humor, Roger, Brad, and Johnathan deliver a podcast episode that's as entertaining as it is insightful, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating their next cinematic adventure.

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Death Becomes Her with Special Guest Hannah

Mon, 06 May 2024 03:00:00 -0500

The gang is back from a month off and Brad finds himself flying solo with Roger on assignment, but fear not! The irrepressible First Lady of movie torture, Hannah, swoops in to save the day as they embark on a riotous romp through the realms of dating and the cult classic film 'Death Becomes Her.'

With Roger conspicuously absent, Brad and Hannah waste no time diving headfirst into a rollicking discussion about the perils and pitfalls of modern dating. From the trials of swiping right on dating apps to navigating the treacherous waters of relationship dos and don'ts, no stone is left unturned in this uproarious exploration of love and romance.

But wait, there's more! The dynamic duo seamlessly segues into a spirited analysis of 'Death Becomes Her,' dissecting its delightfully wicked plot and larger-than-life characters portrayed by none other than Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Bruce Willis. As they delve deeper into the film's campy and bonkers nature, Brad revels in its dark humor while Hannah finds herself enduring a torturous viewing experience.

With laughter aplenty and opinions galore, Brad and Hannah share their favorite scenes, critique the performances, and even ponder the intriguing notion of producer Gary's potential role in the movie. Will he be a dashing hero or a creepy butler? Only time will tell in this uproariously funny episode that's sure to leave listeners in stitches.

So grab your popcorn and buckle up for a wild ride as Brad and Hannah take you on a sidesplitting journey through the worlds of dating, relationships, and cinema, proving once and for all that laughter truly is the best medicine.

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Classic Movie Torture episode: The Hunt with Johnathan

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's classic episode the guys are joined by Johnathan to talk about the 2020 crapper "The Hunt" Johnathan opens up about his beef with Brad's dad and wonders why he is Brad's dad's number 3 favorite host. Producer Gary actually talks about watching this movie with Brad and has notes for it. Producer Gary wonders about how much work they must have put into poisoning the food at the store. Plus, the gang talks about how much they wanted to smoke cigarettes as kids and Johnathan talks about what he had to do every day after school.

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Classic episode: Halloween Ends with Blumhouse Trent

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's Movie Torture Classic episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent a hater of most things Blumhouse to talk about the 2022 stinker "Halloween Ends". The guys discuss what Blumhouse is and why they are so bad. They ponder if they would rather live in Haddonfield or Sawville. We learn that Brad's son loves to troll Producer Gary and he is only 10. Blumhouse Trent wants to know why the band geeks are picking on people in this town. Plus the guys talk about when they were bullied as kids and how that went.

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Classic Movie Torture Batman and Robin with special guests Greg and Matt

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's classic episode the guys are joined by special guests Greg and Matt as they take a trip to Gotham to talk about the 1997 film, Batman and Robin. They wonder why Producer Gary is dressed as Batman, what is McGregor's Disease and why is stage one the worst? They chat about why the title of this movie is all wrong and are Batman and Robin a couple? They discuss how Uma Thurman must not have realized she is in a bad Batman movie and was this movie made just to make toys? The guys also learn that Greg hasn't been to a movie theater since the 90's. Plus, Matt proposes a new segment of the show, "Would this movie be better with or without Producer Gary"

Batman and Robin stars, Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone, Uma Thurman and Chris O'Donnell; Directed by, Joel Schumacher

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Elektra with Special Guest Blumhouse Trent

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 08:36:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent to talk about the stinker "Elektra" They wonder how Larry The Cable Guy would be as Elektra, Brad wonders about the Blind leader she has. Do you trust a blind cook? They talk about the bad CGI and Brad again wonders why anyone would take their kids to a blind karate teacher, and how does he play pool so well? Where does this movie rank on the worst list? Plus, they wonder where Producer Gary would fit in this movie.

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Movie Torture Classic Episode: Cocaine Bear with Hannah

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 07:33:00 -0500

We kick off this classic episode with a special announcement from Brad so listen in to hear the news!

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Champions with special guest Blumhouse Trent

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 13:03:53 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent as they tackle "Champions" from 2023. They begin the convo welcoming Roger back and then they talk about "The Ringer" and Brad asks Gary to infiltrate the Special Olympics. The gang talks about the active life the players have outside of basketball, Brad talks about Roger winning free burritos for a year at Moe's. Plus, Brad wonders what it would do to you if you ate Skyline Chili for a week and then they find out.

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Slam Dunk Ernest with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 13:59:49 -0500

On this week's episode the Hannah takes over for Roger who is MIA...again Hannah starts the show out with her Roger impersonation and wonders where Movie Torture Dad has been lately. They also have convo about another date Hannah went on and how they work together. Gary talks about the shoes that were worn in this movie and Brad tells a story about his first Air Jordans.

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Double Teamed with Special Guest Johnathan

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 13:45:12 -0500

On this week's episode the guys tackle the 2002 Disney Crapfest "Double Teamed" They open by wondering where Producer Gary is because he is not present. Johnathan wonders if this is the absolute worst movie we have watched, They talk about the tv show "Justified" and then Gary actually shows up and wonders why we are talking about Disney movies now. Plus, Roger talks about who he would like to see in a basketball movie today.

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Air Bud with special guest Hannah

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 08:07:00 -0500

On this week's episode the Hannah takes over for Roger who is MIA. Producer Gary and Brad realize Hannah watched the wrong Air Bud movie so this is the first episode where we talk 2 movies. Hannah dishes on her date with a dry cleaner and Brad talks about how this dog has more athletic ability than he does. The gang also talks about how they had to fire a racist dog before they got the real Bud to be in this movie.

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Jersey Girl with Special Guest Johnathan

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 14:41:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan to talk about the 2004 film "Jersey Girl". The guys open up talking about Producer Gary's moms lack of a Facebook profile pic and how that could be suspect. They then discuss Kevin Smith movies and which ones they like the most. Brad talks about being 15 and watching "Clerks" over and over, they also talk about how unlikable Ben Affleck is in this movie, they then discuss the proper ways to wipe after going number 2. Johnathan then tells the gang to get preparation h wipes to make it tingle. Plus, Roger talks about a friend who went to the bathroom and was in it while a fire alarm went off at the restaurant.

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The Big Wedding with special guest Hannah

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 09:38:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys continue love month are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the movie, "The Big Wedding" They guys talk about the star power in this movie and how many good actors there is in the movie, Brad wonders if Diane Keaton just left "Father of the Bride" to be in this movie. They wonder if it is ok to sneak into a house after a decade apart, Brad talks about his fav kid movie "Bingo". Plus, they talk a lot about how great Robin Williams was as an actor and comedian.

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Killers with Blumhouse Trent

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 08:55:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent as they continue love month as they tackle "Killers" from 2010. They begin the show wondering why they actually call Trent Blumhouse Trent, Trent wonders how this movie got made. The gang also ranks their favorite tv show theme songs, They wonder why no one hears machine guns being shot in the neighborhood. They talk about their worst neighbor experience. Plus, Brad writes a review on Amazon for this movie and Roger has a new nickname its Grumpy Old Man.

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The Backup Plan with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 09:29:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they kick off love month and they discuss the movie, "The Backup Plan" from 2010. Brad opens up by telling everyone he has been sick but is recovering, Hannah wonders why this movie was so long. Gary reminds the gang that he was on time this week and they read the most bonkers Amazon 5 star review that has ever been read on this podcast. They also wonder why JLO can't find a man in a city as big as NYC. Plus, Brad lets the gang know that Movie Torture Dad had to cross state lines to watch the first 15 minutes of the movie "Barbie"

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Son of the Mask (Special Guest Hannah)

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 08:22:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the movie, "Son of the Mask" Brad opens up about how bad the movies have been this month, The gang talks about what food they like, Brad brings up Skyline Chili and Roger lets us know what he used to order there. Hannah asks the guys whats the most they have spent at a fast food restaurant on themselves, Brad wonders why they didn't put Thor in this movie, Hannah thinks this movie is not for kids but Brad reads a review that proves Hannah wrong. Plus, Brad reads an amazon review that will blow your mind.

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The Sandlot: Heading Home with Special Guest Johnathan

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 08:35:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan to talk about the sequel to a good movie, "The Sandlot: Heading Home. The guys start by bragging again about being number 3 on the bad movie podcast list and then wonder what a wrestling match with number one and two would look like. Johnathan says Hannah would be our Valet out to the ring and Movie Torture Dad would be our manager as we go out to whop some tail. Producer Gary reminds us that his 4th wife is the one that found the list. Plus, the guys wonder what they would tell themselves 20 years ago if they went back in time.

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Mean Girls 2 (Special Guest Hannah)

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 08:13:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the movie, "Mean Girls 2" They open up talking about how no one wanted this sequel, Hannah tells the gang how she wasn't allowed to watch tv growing up. They talk about the doll's "My Buddy and Kid Sister" Brad asks Movie Torture Dad if he would have wanted him having a My Buddy doll as a kid, They discuss terms not used to describe women such as portly, fluffy and plump, Hannah lets the gang know who she would let drive her on a motorcycle between Roger, Gary and Brad. Plus, Brad wonders why no one wants to date the rich girl in the movie.

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Inspector Gadget 2 with Special Guest Johnathan

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 08:14:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan to talk about the French Stewart Opus, "Inspector Gadget 2" the guys open by talking about being ranked number 3 on the best bad movie podcast list. They also talk about Gary and how late he was to record. Brad wonders if Gadget would be a good tv show if it was told from a dramatic version. Should Gadget have a face tat? The gang wonders about why bowlers are the bad guys. Plus Roger almost falls asleep during the podcast and the guys wonder if Movie Torture was stock how would they split the profits and Roger calls Blumhouse Trent a grandpa again.

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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd (Special Guest Hannah)

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 08:02:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the movie, "Dumb and Dumberer:When Harry met Lloyd" Brad lets the gang know that he took a date to this movie but he insisted they go to the movie before they visit her mother in the hospital. They talk about what age is too old to have an imaginary friend, Hannah decides who she would rather date, Harry or Lloyd, Hannah explains the difference between a skirt and a dress to Producer Gary. Plus, Brad wants to know why Gary chooses the small stall to go number 2.

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Violent Night with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 08:12:00 -0500

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Surviving Christmas with Special Guest Johnathan

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 11:21:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan as they discuss the 2004 Christmas lump of coal, "Surviving Christmas".

The gang wonders why they decided to release this movie in October, Johnathan wonders why Brad thinks Catherine O'hara is hot in this movie, The gang discusses what they hate about Christmas and Roger lets everyone know what a "bomber jacket" is.

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Jingle All The Way 2 with Blumhouse Trent

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 03:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent as they kick off Christmas Torture 2023 with a Larry the Cable Guy movie, "Jingle All the Way 2" The guys wonder if anyone from the first movie know this movie exists, Blumhouse Trent thought this was a Blumhouse movie, They wonder if Larry washes his hands after cooking, They wonder how Larry got his ex wife in the first place, They guys discuss portly and fat as adjectives and also what was their worst gifts they ever got.

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Four Christmases with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 08:49:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the movie, "Four Christmases" Brad opens up complaining about spending 32 dollars on a steak for his kid, the gang tells Brad he sounds like Winnie the Pooh, Producer Gary talks about how the Batman and Robin episode is his least favorite and calls out loyal listener Matt for making it his least favorite. Brad wonders what a Gary Christmas would look like. Plus the gang helps Gary fix his dating profile.

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Hypnotic

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 08:57:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys continue to watch the Worst of 2023 and this week they tackle the hard to understand "Hypnotic".

They discuss Robert Rodriguez using his family to make movies, They talk about actors that have been on the podcast already and wonder if they can make a trophy just for the actor who appears the most on the podcast, Brad wonders how Gary would act if he was hypnotized, The guys can't believe what Ben Affleck made to make this movie and the guys talk soft drinks and Brad wonders if Mountain Dew is meth for kids.

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The Machine with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 10:03:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they continue the Worst of 2023 month. This week they tackle the movie "The Machine" They wonder how Brad has never heard of Bret and they talk about the beginning of the movie and how funny it really is. Brad thinks Mark Hamill is such a buzz kill in this movie, plus Brad talks about a trip to Mexico City that could have been his Machine story.

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Cocaine Bear with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 08:27:00 -0500

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Halloween Ends with Blumhouse Trent

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 08:39:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent a hater of most things Blumhouse to talk about the 2022 stinker "Halloween Ends". The guys discuss what Blumhouse is and why they are so bad. They ponder if they would rather live in Haddonfield or Sawville. We learn that Brad's son loves to troll Producer Gary and he is only 10. Blumhouse Trent wants to know why the band geeks are picking on people in this town. Plus the guys talk about when they were bullied as kids and how that went.

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Cursed with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 08:18:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the werewolf movie from 2005 "Cursed". Hannah lets the guys know that she spent over 3 hours watching bad movies over the weekend. Producer Gary thinks he can beat Brad up in a fight while Roger tells a story about a fight he had with no clothes just a sock. Plus they talk about how the people in this movie would be Metoo'd if they worked today.

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Made up Movie October with Johnathan

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 08:06:00 -0500

On this month's Made up Movie the guys are joined by Jonathan. Producer Gary reads a movie pitch from Barry in Little Rock, Arkansas. This Halloween movie involves an old organ and lots of secrets. Brad talks about a trip him and Blumhouse Trent took to Arkansas to eat Shoneys. They try and figure how Producer Gary would fit in this movie. As always submit your idea and it will be read on the show.

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The Hunt with Special Guest Johnathan

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan to talk about the 2020 crapper "The Hunt" Johnathan opens up about his beef with Brad's dad and wonders why he is Brad's dad's number 3 favorite host. Producer Gary actually talks about watching this movie with Brad and has notes for it. Producer Gary wonders about how much work they must have put into poisoning the food at the store. Plus, the gang talks about how much they wanted to smoke cigarettes as kids and Johnathan talks about what he had to do every day after school.

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Scream 3 with Special Guest Hannah

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0500

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Saw 3D With Johnathan

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 08:48:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Johnathan as they kick off Slashtober with Saw 3D since Saw X was just released. The guys wonder where Roger is and Johnathan claims he is on strike because of Brad's dad's ranking of Johnathan as a guest.They talk about how John Kramer went through Dave Ramsey to have no debt to afford the traps he sets up. They also wonder what a day in the life of John Kramer looks like. Plus they try and decide where Gary would fit in the movie and which city would be worse to live in Sawville or Elm Street.

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Episode segments

80 For Brady

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 07:54:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys talk about the 2023 so called football movie, 80 For Brady. They wonder how much Botox was used in the making of this movie, they talk about if they have had any weird traditions or superstitions while watching football, they also learn that Gary has a workout song. Plus, they wonder if it is in Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin's contract that they have to appear together. As always they read reviews and tackle 5 Star Amazon Reviews.

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BONUS EPISODE Made Up Movie

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 08:04:00 -0500

In this week's BONUS EPISODE the guys chat with the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as Producer Gary reads a made up movie from Carla who lives in Allentown, PA. They talk about what sloppy seconds really is and have they every been sloppy seconds. They also wonder if Carla is writing a biography. Plus they try to cast this movie and wonder if Chris Hemsworth would be good in this movie.

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The Game Plan

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 07:58:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys talk about the 2007 movie The Game Plan. They wonder what happened to The Rock's hair, we learn that Producer Gary didn't know Rock would say "Do you know what the Rock is cooking?" They wonder if the Rock has actually ever thrown a football and Brad wonders why Christine Lakin is in this movie? Plus, they wonder if anyone young cares about Elvis and if they know anyone that talks in the third person. As always they read reviews and tackle 5 Star Amazon Reviews.

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Johnny Be Good

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 08:46:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys tackle the 1988 football movie, but is it really a football movie, Johnny Be Good. They talk about the academy award winning actors in this movie, how it is awesome it's. only 1 hour and 20 minutes. Brad wonders why Uma Thurman's wig isn't in this movie and does her wig need its own credit. Plus Roger tells us a story about the time Michael Jordan coached him and of course he had his long flowing red hair. As always they read reviews and tackle 5 Star Amazon Reviews.

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The Replacements (With Special Guest Hannah)

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 08:19:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture, Hannah. The first week of Movie Torture Touchdown Month brings us the stinker The Replacements. The gang talks about how awful cleaning a boat would be, they talk about bad jobs they have had, they talk about how this movie looks like it was made in the 90's, Roger spills the beans early on how much he has watched this movie, they talk about how eggs are hard to clean up, Plus, the gang learns that Roger used to play WarGames in college with other students. As always they read reviews and tackle 5 Star Amazon Reviews.

The Replacements stars: Keanu Reeves and a bunch of other guys

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My Super Ex Girlfriend

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 08:31:00 -0500

On this week's episode Brad and Roger bring Opposites Attract Month to a close as they discuss the 2006 disaster My Super Ex Girlfriend. They wonder why Gary is absent again, They talk about what he is wearing since he isn't there, they wonder is G Girl the laziest superhero name. They also discuss is G Girl the real villain of this movie. Plus, Brad wonders if Super Flex could live in this world.

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Can't Buy Me Love

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 08:27:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys continue the Opposites Attract Month talking about the 1987 comedy Can't Buy Me Love. Roger and Brad wonder where Gary is? They talk about Berets and if they are cool, They wonder if the mall has ever had a store devoted to just telescopes and they talk about what their favorite stores were at the mall. Roger talks about his long Red hair again and how he was a jock in High School. Plus, Brad talks about how this movie would look today if they remade it.

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BONUS EPISODE: Made up Movie

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 08:51:00 -0500

In this week's BONUS EPISODE the guys are joined by Johnathan as Producer Gary reads a made up movie from Marty in Osh Kosh, Wisconsin. Marty proposes a movie about football, gangsters and a nagging wife. The guys are baffled at how this got submitted but try and help Marty make this a workable movie. They also discuss should the gangster be Italian? Producer Gary also talks about his love for Deadpool or at least the teeshirt.

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The Hottie and the Nottie (Special Guest Johnathan)

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 08:21:00 -0500

On this week's episode Johnathan joins the guys for the third week of Opposites Attract Month to talk about the terrible The Hottie and the Nottie from 2008. The guys discuss how gross June is to actually look at, why did they make her so gross, is Paris Hilton the worst actress of all time? They also try and rank the worst Paris Hilton movies. Brad shares a story about when he met Paris Hilton, we learn Gary has been married 2 times...or has he? Plus, The guys share if they have ever been creepy when it comes to liking a girl.

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A Guy Thing (With Special Guest Johnathan)

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 08:14:00 -0500

On this week's episode Johnathan joins the guys in this second week of Opposites Attract month which brings us the stinker A Guy Thing from 2003. The gang talks about what happened to Jason Lee, is he still a scientologist, is Julia Stiles dumber than Haru and is she hot. Plus, we learn about bad breakups from the guys and Johnathan shares about a guy he didn't like.

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Boys and Girls: The Movie (With Special Guest Hannah)

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 08:24:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture, Hannah. The gang dives head first into this stinker from 2000 that spends the whole time repeating itself, they wonder if Jason Biggs was forced to do this movie, Brad admits to seeing this one in the theater, they talk about first girlfriends and we learn Roger had long red hair. Plus, the gang calls Trent to verify that Brad was Trent's wife's first boyfriend in Kindergarten and of course they play would this movie be better with Producer Gary in it or not in it.

Boys and Girls stars: Freddie Prinze Jr., Jason Biggs and Claire Forlani

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Halloween: Resurrection (With Special Guest Johnathan)

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 08:39:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guest Johnathan as he returns for more torture this time with Michael Myers. The guys talk about how bad the mask looks in this movie, how Roger hasn't seen a horror movie since the 90's, Producer Gary talks about the Rob Zombie Halloween, Why is Jamie Leigh Curtis in this movie? The guys also wonder if Busta Rhymes did his own Kung Fu in this movie and why is Gary wearing a Michael Myers mask during the podcast? Plus, Johnathan proposes a Michael Myers multiverse.

Halloween: Resurrection stars, Jamie Leigh Curtis, Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich; Directed by, Rick Rosenthall

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BONUS EPISODE: Made Up Movie

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 09:00:05 -0500

On this month's episode of Made Up Movie, Johnathan and off mic Hannah join the guys to discuss Michael from El Paso's movie pitch. He pitched "Super Flex" a story so crazy you have to listen to hear it. The gang discusses who would play Flex, Hannah judges Brad because he forgot Chris Pratt is in a Marvel movie and the wonder if this would be a good fit for Marvel or DC. Plus they discuss super hero names if you work at Home Depot.

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Batman and Robin (With Special Guests Greg and Matt)

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 08:23:00 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guests Greg and Matt as they take a trip to Gotham to talk about the 1997 film, Batman and Robin. They wonder why Producer Gary is dressed as Batman, what is McGregor's Disease and why is stage one the worst? They chat about why the title of this movie is all wrong and are Batman and Robin a couple? They discuss how Uma Thurman must not have realized she is in a bad Batman movie and was this movie made just to make toys? The guys also learn that Greg hasn't been to a movie theater since the 90's. Plus, Matt proposes a new segment of the show, "Would this movie be better with or without Producer Gary"

Batman and Robin stars, Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone, Uma Thurman and Chris O'Donnell; Directed by, Joel Schumacher

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Book Club (With Special Guest Hannah)

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 09:00:55 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guest Hannah who makes a return visit to talk about the 2018 movie Book Club. They talk about the fact that Jane Fonda has to always play the cool character, have they seen 50 shades of Grey, spoiler alert, they haven't. They discuss their last first dates, and talk about the fact that Andy Garcia is a little forward when it comes to dating. Plus, Hannah shares a really bonkers movie theater story.

Book Club stars Jane Fonda, Mary Steenburgen, Candice Bergen and Diana Keaton; Directed by Bill Holderman

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 (With Special Guest Johnathan)

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 09:00:39 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by special guest Johnathan. They discuss how bad the turtle costumes are, how much did Domino's not want to be a sponsor of this movie, how bad the villain is and where is Shredder? Also, they discuss TMNT PTSD and if that's a real thing. The guys also wonder which turtle was the most annoying and would a hard R rated turtle movie be better than this. Plus, the guys weigh in on Halloween Costumes.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stars 4 turtles and Paige Turco; Directed by Stuart Gillard

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BONUS EPISODE: Made up Movie

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 09:30:07 -0500

In this weeks BONUS EPISODE the guys are joined by Hannah as Producer Gary reads a made up movie from listener Donnie from Wichita, Kansas. They talk about Mermans, are cartoons living in live action worlds good movies? They also learn that Roger hates the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit. All this while helping Donnie polish his story.

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Baywatch

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 09:30:13 -0500

On this weeks episode the guys travel back to 2017 and watch Baywatch. They discuss beach bathrooms, Would this movie had been better with Will Ferrell, Is every actress in this movie a 10 and they read five star Amazon Reviews for this movie.

Baywatch stars Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Pryiyanka Chopra Jonas. Directed by Seth Gordon

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Benchwarmers (With Special Guest Justin)

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 08:30:53 -0500

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Sports movie expert Justin. They Discuss how dumb Napoleon Dynamite is in this movie, why Rob Schneider would rather play baseball than stay home with his wife, which car is cooler the Batmobile or the KnightRider car and has Rachel Hunter ever actually been to a Pizza Hut? PLUS: Justin talks about what he does to bully his kids at home.

Benchwarmers stars Rob Schneider, Jon Heder, David Spade and Jon Lovitz; Directed by, Dennis Dugan

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On Deadly Ground

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 09:30:46 -0500

On this weeks episode the guys talk about the 1994 stinker, On Deadly Ground. They discuss how slow Steven Segal fights, what kind of jacket he is wearing, they try to figure out who would win in a fight between Steven Segal and JCVD. They talk about Michael Cain's dark hair and how a video game of all the 80's and 90's action stars fighting each other would be a great game to play.

On Deadly Ground stars Steven Segal, Michael Cain, Joan Chen, Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by: Steven Segal

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Ghostbusters 2016 (with special guest Hannah)

Tue, 30 May 2023 09:30:50 -0500

On this weeks episode this guys are joined by special guest Hannah to discuss the all women's Ghostbusters. They try and figure out if Melissa McCarthy is a Karen in this movie, what is wrong with the wig that Kristen Wiig is wearing, Why is Andy Garcia in this movie, where is all their money coming from and did Slimer only agree to be in this movie if he could drive and have a girlfriend.

Ghostbusters:Answer the Call stars Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon and Chris Hemsworth. Directed by: Paul Feig

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Here Comes the Boom

Tue, 23 May 2023 00:53:53 -0500

In this episode the guys discuss wearing a unitard, if Kevin James is wearing hair plugs and if Salma Hayek is even needed in this movie. Plus, did Joe Rogan get forced to do this movie by Dana White.

Here Comes the Boom stars Kevin James, Henry Winkler and Salma Hayek and is directed by Frank Coraci

Beverly Hills Ninja

Tue, 16 May 2023 03:13:39 -0500

Roger, Brad and Producer Gary dive into the 1997 movie Beverly Hills Ninja. They discuss fat ninjas, how much combined weight was in this movie and was it in Nicollette Sheridan's contract to NOT kiss Chris Farley. Join them as they discuss this Movie Torture. Follow us on IG @movietorturepod