New Zonderlings

Episode 22 - Unlikely Animal Heroes

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 25 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Lions? Deer? Beavers? These are just some of the heroes that have saved people around the world! Join Noah and Jeanette as they discuss movies, animals and heartwarming stories.

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Episode 21 - Weird Dating Rituals of the 50's

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 18 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

After the end of World War II the 50's were known as an atomic age of science and technology! With the first business computer and the discovery of the Double Helix DNA, it's a wonder these weird dating rituals were so common and (by todays standards) out of this world! Join Noah and Jeanette as they discuss the very real dating habits of the 50's.

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Episode 20 - Myth-Legends: SCP

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 11 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Secure. Contain. Protect. These are the principles of the foundation that keeps everyone safe from the abnormal things lurking in our world. Join Noah and Jeanette as they explore the classified documents detailing these creatures!

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"SCP-939" by Adam Smascher and EchoFourDelta, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/scp-939. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.

"SCP-025" by thattallfellow, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/scp-025. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.

"SCP-049" by Gabriel Jade, rewritten by djkaktus & Gabriel Jade, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/scp-049. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.

Episode 19 - Mysterious Sky Rings

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 04 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Mysterious Black rings have appeared over select places in world, including the happiest place on Earth, Disneyland! Are these ominous black rings an omen or something more simple? Join Noah and Jeanette as they explore this rare phenomenon.

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Episode 18 - The Ancient Ram Inn

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 28 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Owned by a mysterious man, the Ancient Ram Inn could be one of London's most haunted places! From truly ancient rituals, witches and even skeletons under the floor boards. Join Jeanette and Noah as they explore this creepy inn.

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Episode 17 - Ghosts of England

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 21 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0400

What spooky things lurk in England? With the age of the country it comes as no surprise that ghosts are all over the place! From an ancient bronze age ghost to the more recent. Join Noah and Jeanette as they talk about these specters of old.

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Episode 16 - Final Meals of Death Row Inmates

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 14 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0400

What do you crave most in a meal? For these criminals it's all fast food mega meals or water and bread! What would you eat in your final days? Let us know on our website! Join Noah and Jeanette as they talk about the macabre setting on the table of the soon to be dead!

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Episode 15 - The Killer Shakespeare Curse

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 07 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0400

"Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear, to dig the dust enclosed here. Blessed be the man that spares these stones, And cursed be he that moves my bones." Are Shakespeare's bones truly cursed? Join Noah and Jeanette as they discuss this unbelievable curse! But is there more than meets the eye to this elaborate mystery?

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Episode 14 - Alien Hideout in Mount Shasta

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 31 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Do Aliens reside in the volcano known as Mount Shasta? Is there a secret cult that lives there as well? We'll answer this and more on todays episode. Join Noah and Jeanette as they unravel the truly mysterious volcano, Mount Shasta.

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Episode 13 - Moby Dicked Around

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 24 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

From probably the worst fish puns to taping fish to police cars, join Noah and Jeanette as they explore aquatic criminals lurking on the streets! Are these criminals justified in their actions or are they gillty!

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Episode 12 - The End is Near!

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 17 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

The end of the world is coming! Are we prepared for such an event? A giant meteor is heading to Earth, do our politicians and leaders come together to save the planet? The answer may surprise you. Join us as we delve into the end of Earth!

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Episode 11 - Alien Mummies Found in Peru

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 10 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

200 mummified aliens were found in the caves of Peru. These bodies were brought before the Mexican Congress. What did they decide?? Is this all an elaborate hoax or are we the remains of an ancient alien civilization?! Join us as we discuss this and more on this weeks episode!

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Episode 10 - Myth-Legends Special: Dogman

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 03 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Myths, Legends more like Mygends! Join us for the tenth episode special on Dogmen. Are these creatures really out there? The truth may surprise you as we discuss the very real wolves and dogs that are not only massive in size but exhibit human like behavior. We recount the tales of these cryptids as well as the effect they have had on media. We will also talk about the animals that once were considered cryptids, from pandas to kangaroos!

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Episode 9 - Zombie Fungus Among Us!

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 26 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Zombie ants?! Zombie deer?! Zombie people?! In this episode we discuss the possibility of a zombie apocalypse, the reality of the situation and popular media associated with it! From the hit series "The Last of Us" to one of our favorite video games "Plants VS. Zombies", we'll talk about the ever real world zombies out there! Ophiocordyceps unilateralis affecting ants and Chronic Wasting disease affecting deer, these zombies are much more real than you think! Come with us as we explore this weird and wonderful world!

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Episode 8 - Royal Remedies and the Dark Side of Medicinal Cannibalism

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 19 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered why European royalty and scientists once consumed human remains for medicinal purposes? Join us on the New Zonderlings podcast as we explore the eerie and intriguing history of medicinal cannibalism. In this episode, Jeanette takes us through the groundbreaking work of historian Richard Sugg, who meticulously documented these macabre practices. From mummies to powdered skulls, discover how human parts were used to treat ailments and what this reveals about historical medical ethics. We'll unpack the cultural implications and the curiosity that led to these bizarre remedies, connecting the dots to literature and historical texts.

This fascinating discussion doesn't stop there. We dive into the grim world of 18th-century corpse stealing, referencing the movie "Burke and Hare" to highlight the dark trade of body snatching for medical research. Explore the bizarre treatments involving human fat for wounds, powdered skulls for headaches, and even drinking blood for vitality. We'll also examine how Native American rituals were unfairly scrutinized compared to European practices, delving into the religious and ethical differences that shaped these views. Reflect on how today's medical procedures might be judged by future generations and enjoy a podcast episode that promises a morbidly intriguing journey through the annals of medical history.

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Episode 7 - Beaver Butt Juice and the FDA's Dirty Secrets

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 12 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Why on Earth would anyone use beaver butt juice to flavor food? In this eye-opening and humorously bizarre episode, we uncover the strange and surprisingly pleasant world of castoreum, an extract from a beaver's castor sacs. Buckle up as we embark on a historical adventure that traces the Astor family's rise from beaver fur traders to Manhattan real estate moguls, with a few entertaining detours like John Jacob Astor's Titanic voyage. Also, discover the unexpected roles beavers play in our culture, from beloved "Winnie the Pooh" characters to the quaint Swedish schnapps known as Bäverhojt.

But that's not all—we lift the veil on the FDA's shocking standards for food contamination. Prepare to be both disgusted and fascinated as we reveal the unsettling amounts of pus in milk, insect fragments in pepper, and rodent hairs in peanut butter that are deemed acceptable. We'll make you question every bite you take as we explore the hidden impurities in your favorite foods, like apple butter and tomato juice. By the end of this episode, you'll have a newfound appreciation for the complexities of food flavorings and a cautious eye towards FDA regulations.

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Episode 6 - The Dark Charisma of an Alien Hybrid Spy

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 05 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0400

What if everything you believed about someone turned out to be a web of lies? Join us as we unravel the enigmatic life of Jeffrey Allen Lash, a self-proclaimed hybrid alien spy who managed to manipulate and control his followers with bizarre claims and an arsenal of firearms. From his mysterious death in an SUV to the extreme measures his victims took under his influence, this episode promises to keep you on the edge of your seat. Hosted by Noah and Jeanette, we dive deep into the dark and twisted world of Lash, revealing how he convinced educated individuals to support his fabricated tales of national security emergencies.

Prepare to be astonished as we explore Lash's disturbing influence over people like Michelle Lyons, Catherine Nebrun, and Phil Gorin. Discover how Lash turned their lives upside down, isolating them from the outside world and extracting financial support while creating a labyrinth inside their condo. His manipulative tactics reached shocking extremes, showing the terrifying extent of his control and the fear he instilled in his victims. We'll also delve into the peculiar practices and beliefs he imposed on his followers, from eating raw meat to claims of shapeshifting, painting a chilling picture of his cult-like dominance.

Finally, we uncover the aftermath of Lash's death, investigating the mysterious disappearances of his associates and the legal battles over his $5 million estate. With reports of blackout helicopters and speculations about his possible ex-military background, this story leaves us questioning the boundaries of gullibility and the bizarre nature of Lash's life. Join us for a riveting analysis as we piece together this strange puzzle, and don't miss our call for listener thoughts and engagement on social media for more intriguing stories in future episodes.

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Episode 5 - Guarding Goods from Garbage Bag Bandits

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 29 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Picture this: You're enjoying a peaceful day at home when you catch a glimpse of a porch pirate in a garbage bag disguise—pink sandals and all—scurrying away with your latest online order. That's just the tip of the iceberg in the curious world of package theft we're unpacking for you. Join us, Noah and Jeanette, as we regale you with tales of these modern-day buccaneers and their wacky methods, including our own wild experiences that'll have you both guarding your parcels and giggling uncontrollably.

Craving some juicy stats and strategies to keep your doorstep bounty safe? We've got that covered too. From the craft of the thieving Grinch to the surprising cities topping the package pilfering charts, we pull back the curtain on the unexpected trends in porch piracy. And if you're wondering how to outsmart these crafty criminals, we share ingenious prevention tips that go beyond your standard lockbox. So cozy up and prepare for an episode that's bound to captivate, entertain, and enlighten you on the peculiar saga of stolen packages!

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Episode 4 - Swampy Shenanigans and the Reality of Reptiles

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 22 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered what goes through someone's mind when they decide to toss an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window? Well, buckle up as we recount the wild story of a Florida man who did just that and the pandemonium that ensued. Our lively discussion takes you behind the scenes of this peculiar crime, shedding light on the consequences and the fine line between a practical joke and a felony. The cashier’s testimony, the perpetrator’s mother’s defense, and the notable legal repercussions – it’s all on the table in this episode.

But it doesn’t end there; we also sink our teeth into the fascinating world of alligators and crocodiles. With a sprinkle of pop culture references and a dash of humor, we debunk common myths and lay down the facts about these ancient creatures. We'll take you through their distinctive features, habitats, and the incredible conservation efforts that saved these scaly beings from the brink. Oh, and if you've ever seen an alligator on a golf course, you'll find out why they might just be scouting for birdies.

Finally, we chat about alligator behavior and the best safety practices for living in harmony with these reptilian neighbors. We tackle the myths head-on, providing you with the know-how to stay safe during alligator mating season and beyond. And because we can't resist a good laugh, we muse over whether alligators would enjoy a screening of "Lyle Lyle Crocodile". Join us for this episode full of quirky facts and ecological enlightenment, and walk away with a newfound respect for these prehistoric pals.

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Episode 3 - The Lucky 13 Club Escapade

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 15 May 2024 06:00:00 -0400

Step right up and marvel at the audacious tale of the 13 Club, where superstitions tremble in their spooked-out boots! Noah and I chuckle our way through history, sharing the story of Captain William Fowler and his cheeky cohorts. They dined on a menu fit for Dracula, with 13 courses, beneath ladders and amidst shattered mirrors – all to thumb their noses at the fear of the number 13. We'll whisk you back to a time when the Victorian era was rife with irrational fears, and introduce you to the club that expanded across oceans and embraced the notion that Fridays and 13s could mean good fortune after all.

Have you ever hesitated to walk under a ladder or wondered why the 13th floor is often missing in hotels? We've got the scoop on how the 13 Club's hilariously peculiar traditions, from coffin-shaped dessert containers to grand gatherings, made a mockery of such superstitions. Discover how their influence reached the highest echelons of society, even convincing Theodore Roosevelt to join as an honorary member. And the kicker? Their antics may have played a hand in making Saturdays the coveted half-holiday we cherish today. We'll regale you with the evolution of their defiant dinners, the inclusion of women, and the lasting legacy they left on our cultural norms.

To wrap up, we share the musings of Arthur Lehman, the club's last chief ruler, who led a life blissfully free from superstitious shackles. We reflect on the enduring charm of age-old superstitions, from avoiding black cats to the peculiar "three on a match" belief. Join Noah and me as we muse over our own brushes with luck and fortune, and entertain the thought of resurrecting this bold assembly in today's world. Could the 13 Club make a comeback, or are superstitions just too enticing to ignore? Tune in and be part of the conversation, as we explore these timeless beliefs that still send a shiver down our collective spine.

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Episode 2 - Cosmic Curtains and Murderous Minds

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 08 May 2024 08:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered how a solar eclipse can turn a regular day into a spine-tingling adventure? Noah and Jeanette are here to whisk you away to the eerie yet awe-inspiring moment when daylight dims and Bailey's Beads dance along the sun's edge. We're packing our bags for Indiana, chasing the best seat in the house for the great American solar eclipse of April 8th, 2024. With a mix of excitement and caution, we'll guide you through the essentials of eclipse viewing, from the science behind the beads to the necessity of keeping your eyes shielded from the sun's deceptive allure. And as the temperature drops with the sun's retreat, we'll share why this cosmic event might have you reaching for a sweater amidst the daytime chill.

But hold on—our journey takes a sharp turn from celestial wonders to the shadowy corners of the human psyche. Without a single clown nose in sight, we bravely step into the chilling world of serial killers, from Jeffrey Dahmer to John Wayne Gacy. Jeanette recounts a personal story that's more hair-raising than hilarious, while I insist that my interests lie strictly in the stars, not the macabre makeup of Gacy's Pogo. As we emerge from the true crime depths, we return to gaze upward, pondering the patterns of solar and lunar eclipses with the humble admission that we're navigating the night sky as enthusiastic novices. Join us for a rollercoaster ride through the odd and the extraordinary, where we blend a touch of humor with the profound and peculiar.

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Episode 1 - Octo-oddities

Noah and Jeanette — Wed, 01 May 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Have you ever heard of an octopus-induced traffic accident? Buckle up for an oceanic odyssey where we don't just stick to the current—we ride the waves of the outright bizarre, from a cephalopod supposedly causing a car crash in the UK, to the mind-bending notion of octopuses as otherworldly beings. We're Noah and Jeanette, and we'll take you through our love affair with the sea's enigmatic giants, from a cherished plush colossal squid to the formidable, real-life behemoths lurking beneath the waves. We'll crack a few octopus puns, reminisce about a certain video game character's tentacled antics, and even wrestle with the grammatical tentacles of 'octopus' plurals.

Dive deeper still, and we'll surface tales of camouflage artists and oceanic oddballs that rival any deep-space alien. Ever pondered how an octopus ended up atop England's loftiest peak? Or marveled at the bioluminescent ballet of abyssal creatures? We'll explore these questions and more as we voyage through the ocean's stratified layers on a virtual tour, mingling with the likes of the blue-ringed octopus and its mimic cousin, and even paying homage to the luminous dwellers of the Challenger Deep. Prepare to be submerged in the wonders, the dangers, and the outright marvels of the deep sea—no scuba gear required.

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