<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/no-new-friends-podcast/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[Parents Night Out with No New Friends]]></title><podcast:guid>aa8f8122-65fe-5750-a6c4-3924fbc1a21e</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 15:58:40 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[445876]]></copyright><managingEditor>No New Friends Entertainment</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact.

Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have.

Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show, explaining why mailing your own stool sample should count as a traumatic life event, or navigating the wild expectations of raising kids today, this cast brings a rare blend of relatable storytelling, sharp humor, and genuine warmth.

With a chemistry built on years of friendship and a collective willingness to overshare, Parents Night Out is equal parts comforting and chaotic — an audio escape for anyone who’s ever thought, “I love my life… but wow, it is a lot.”

If you’re a millennial parent, a pop-culture addict, a tired adult, or just someone who enjoys laughing at life’s messiest moments, you’ve found your people.

New episodes weekly.
Real stories.
Real mistakes.
Real laughs.

Pull up a chair. Pour a drink. Pretend the kids are asleep. It's Parents Night Out.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png</url><title>Parents Night Out with No New Friends</title><link><![CDATA[HTTPS://www.nonewfriendspodcast.com]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>No New Friends Entertainment</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>No New Friends Entertainment</itunes:author><description>Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact.

Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have.

Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show, explaining why mailing your own stool sample should count as a traumatic life event, or navigating the wild expectations of raising kids today, this cast brings a rare blend of relatable storytelling, sharp humor, and genuine warmth.

With a chemistry built on years of friendship and a collective willingness to overshare, Parents Night Out is equal parts comforting and chaotic — an audio escape for anyone who’s ever thought, “I love my life… but wow, it is a lot.”

If you’re a millennial parent, a pop-culture addict, a tired adult, or just someone who enjoys laughing at life’s messiest moments, you’ve found your people.

New episodes weekly.
Real stories.
Real mistakes.
Real laughs.

Pull up a chair. Pour a drink. Pretend the kids are asleep. 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Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend.  Sarah has a dog update.  Scott is finally getting a pool.  Idaho is canceling Drag Shows.  And much more.  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode a strange conversation about domestic beer and college nicknames.  Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend.  Sarah has a dog update.  Scott is finally getting a pool.  Idaho is canceling Drag Shows.  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Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse.  Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night.  There is a new Netflix show in town and much more.</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Miranda talks about her new Boobs.  Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse.  Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night.  There is a new Netflix show in town and much more.</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-professional-ball-boy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">263d42e4-e0a1-4ebd-ad1e-391b7c4d024f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 10:30:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/263d42e4-e0a1-4ebd-ad1e-391b7c4d024f.mp3" length="178658147" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>312</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>312</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>I survived the Mexican Cartel and only got a tee shirt</title><itunes:title>I survived the Mexican Cartel and only got a tee shirt</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel.  Scott just got his manhood chopped.  Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida.  He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed.  Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer.</p><p>#mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel.  Scott just got his manhood chopped.  Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida.  He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed.  Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer.</p><p>#mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/i-survived-the-mexican-cartel-and-only-got-a-tee-shirt]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">49e2b5b6-c0dc-452a-b79e-3ee25cae7a87</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/49e2b5b6-c0dc-452a-b79e-3ee25cae7a87.mp3" length="132237120" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>311</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>311</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>My Ex-Wife is House-Sitting (and We’re All Drunk)</title><itunes:title>My Ex-Wife is House-Sitting (and We’re All Drunk)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/my-ex-wife-is-house-sitting-and-were-all-drunk]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ed1c0a3-700e-4caa-b12a-52cdd95ffee1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2026 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/5ed1c0a3-700e-4caa-b12a-52cdd95ffee1.mp3" length="195723840" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>310</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>310</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>High Speed Face Down Ripples</title><itunes:title>High Speed Face Down Ripples</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show.  Valentines day plans.  Do you and your partner location share?  News and much more.  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show.  Valentines day plans.  Do you and your partner location share?  News and much more.  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/high-speed-face-down-ripples]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">002dcc2c-93ff-4a65-b6b5-aaa180dacfd5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2026 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/002dcc2c-93ff-4a65-b6b5-aaa180dacfd5.mp3" length="128670666" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:16:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>309</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>309</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Double X Chromosome</title><itunes:title>Double X Chromosome</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women.  There is science behind it.  A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent.  Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them.  Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever.  Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes.  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women.  There is science behind it.  A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent.  Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them.  Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever.  Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes.  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/double-x-chromosome]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">35cfcdc7-83a4-44d6-b255-07078e5ddbfa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2026 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/35cfcdc7-83a4-44d6-b255-07078e5ddbfa.mp3" length="145330218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:26:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>308</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>308</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>ICE ICE Save Me</title><itunes:title>ICE ICE Save Me</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES.  Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well.  Scott following his GPS to a fault.  Miranda and Scott both have operations soon.  And Judah and the Macabees release another song.  </p><p>#ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9volt</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES.  Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well.  Scott following his GPS to a fault.  Miranda and Scott both have operations soon.  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Nick attempted to order a pizza.  And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic.  Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song. </p><p>#sheewee #greenland #peiwei #pizza #viral</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us?  Nick attempted to order a pizza.  And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic.  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Chris gets out of Jury Duty.  The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things.  Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.</p><p>#verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funny</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout.  Chris gets out of Jury Duty.  The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things.  Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.</p><p>#verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funny</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/verizon-blackout]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1b522b2b-aaf3-4b1d-a2d9-838922265f39</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2026 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/1b522b2b-aaf3-4b1d-a2d9-838922265f39.mp3" length="121006506" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>305</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>305</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Conformity Gate</title><itunes:title>Conformity Gate</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Strange Things are happening on pNo.  The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not.  Scott gives a Vasectomy update.  What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas?  Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video.  </p><p>#strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajones</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Strange Things are happening on pNo.  The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not.  Scott gives a Vasectomy update.  What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas?  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We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions.  Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year.  Is he going to be ok?</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is our end of the year episode.  We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions.  Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year.  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We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande.   Marriage dynamics get discussed.  Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships.  And so much more!  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com  </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>James Yon joins us for episode 300.  We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande.   Marriage dynamics get discussed.  Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships.  And so much more!  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com  </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/them-skeleton-bitches]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4fd2d213-c765-41c7-88e4-59fb3245c6e0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/4fd2d213-c765-41c7-88e4-59fb3245c6e0.mp3" length="125717898" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>300</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>300</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Ali al-Akbar</title><itunes:title>Ali al-Akbar</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott goes to Disney Solo.  How is that working out for him?  Nick recaps his trip.  Chris had a Monday.  And so much more.  </p><p>sandpipervacations.com</p><p>nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott goes to Disney Solo.  How is that working out for him?  Nick recaps his trip.  Chris had a Monday.  And so much more.  </p><p>sandpipervacations.com</p><p>nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/ali-al-akbar]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b12ce56e-6e61-4416-a1db-d12ccef3ef92</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/b12ce56e-6e61-4416-a1db-d12ccef3ef92.mp3" length="119947434" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>299</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>299</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Heat for the Seat</title><itunes:title>Heat for the Seat</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids.  Then Chris is selling his childhood home.  What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process. </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids.  Then Chris is selling his childhood home.  What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process. </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/heat-for-the-seat]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6d220f91-3fbc-4a57-bd3a-1d2b11dd9fe4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/6d220f91-3fbc-4a57-bd3a-1d2b11dd9fe4.mp3" length="108419946" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>298</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>298</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Big Bad Voodoo Dady</title><itunes:title>Big Bad Voodoo Dady</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios.  Chris went to Urgent Care.  What is a day in the life of Remy like?  Who said it best. And much more! </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios.  Chris went to Urgent Care.  What is a day in the life of Remy like?  Who said it best. 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Scott had a strange Disney day with Remy from Remy's Roundtable.   Miranda had a date night with her husband that did not go that well and did she get into a fight at a little league game?  A surprise special guest joins us and much much more! </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Nick talks about his recent Disney Trip.  Scott had a strange Disney day with Remy from Remy's Roundtable.   Miranda had a date night with her husband that did not go that well and did she get into a fight at a little league game?  A surprise special guest joins us and much much more! </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/happy-holigays]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">52499a78-b1c0-4fec-9eec-dac3483bff6e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/52499a78-b1c0-4fec-9eec-dac3483bff6e.mp3" length="123718026" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>296</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>296</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>First Grade Puppet Master</title><itunes:title>First Grade Puppet Master</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott is not here and the crew is let loose.  Chris has to be Boomer tech support.  Miranda has a surprise, and did she get into a fight at a little league soccer game?  Nick has to show ID for something bazar.  Alex's son is a player in the first grade and much much more.  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott is not here and the crew is let loose.  Chris has to be Boomer tech support.  Miranda has a surprise, and did she get into a fight at a little league soccer game?  Nick has to show ID for something bazar.  Alex's son is a player in the first grade and much much more.  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/first-grade-puppet-master]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">11a24ea4-4c38-4afc-b025-aebcc18e7fb7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/11a24ea4-4c38-4afc-b025-aebcc18e7fb7.mp3" length="130216938" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>295</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>295</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Lobsters: The insects of the S-E-A!</title><itunes:title>Lobsters: The insects of the S-E-A!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode why do the girls love true crime so much?  Chris is listening to a horror book on tape.  Miranda had a date night and so much more.</p><p>#edgein #truecrime #netflix #friends #datenight </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode why do the girls love true crime so much?  Chris is listening to a horror book on tape.  Miranda had a date night and so much more.</p><p>#edgein #truecrime #netflix #friends #datenight </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/lobsters-the-insects-of-the-s-e-a]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e8d2901f-8e43-4790-9073-0986687760c8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/e8d2901f-8e43-4790-9073-0986687760c8.mp3" length="116965770" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>294</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>294</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Life of a White Girl</title><itunes:title>Life of a White Girl</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Miranda shares stories from her recent visit to the pumpkin patch or was it the state fair?  There was plenty of news to unpack.  Nick went to a running party???</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Miranda shares stories from her recent visit to the pumpkin patch or was it the state fair?  There was plenty of news to unpack.  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How was the resort?  What other shenanigans did they get in to while at Chris sister's wedding?  Miranda made her husband jump.  And much more.  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick and Chris finally meet, did they kiss?  How was the resort?  What other shenanigans did they get in to while at Chris sister's wedding?  Miranda made her husband jump.  And much more.  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/sisterhood-of-the-traveling-cake-cutters]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7a859cc9-76cd-4462-8f95-554f42558294</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/7a859cc9-76cd-4462-8f95-554f42558294.mp3" length="99069738" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>282</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>282</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Ladies Night</title><itunes:title>Ladies Night</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Chris, Darren, and Nick were all out so it's just Scott and the ladies.  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Please vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mugged-by-a-drag-queen]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">311f907a-5f80-4fff-996d-d8670d6a4c42</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2025 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/311f907a-5f80-4fff-996d-d8670d6a4c42.mp3" length="122508426" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>277</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>277</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Brooklyn Bridge is Falling Down</title><itunes:title>Brooklyn Bridge is Falling Down</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses some current events including Joe Biden's Health, the Mexican naval ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge, and Kanye's new album.  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Medicinal challenges and much more.  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/brooklyn-bridge-is-falling-down]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8e8a7c1d-da9d-48c3-9fd5-41870728bada</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/8e8a7c1d-da9d-48c3-9fd5-41870728bada.mp3" length="105086154" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>276</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>276</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>13 Ejaculations away from Safety</title><itunes:title>13 Ejaculations away from Safety</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Sarah and Miranda share their Mother's day experience.  Miranda's husband has a vasectomy.  Scott gets his Hospital bill!!!  The gang has an obsession with strange smells.  Period talk and so much more.</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Sarah and Miranda share their Mother's day experience.  Miranda's husband has a vasectomy.  Scott gets his Hospital bill!!!  The gang has an obsession with strange smells.  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Sarah shares some more restaurant nightmares and so much more in this hilarious episode.</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/4-stars-at-the-cracker-barrel]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4d054eb6-77ab-49cb-89b7-e27b7e82318d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/4d054eb6-77ab-49cb-89b7-e27b7e82318d.mp3" length="112541322" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>274</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>274</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Almost Dead</title><itunes:title>Almost Dead</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott shares his near death experience.  Chris came to Disney World, he also visited Disney for a vacation.  Nick's kickball update.  And Sarah has wedding shenanigans.   Please Nominate us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast vote "Parents Night Out with No New Friends" www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott shares his near death experience.  Chris came to Disney World, he also visited Disney for a vacation.  Nick's kickball update.  And Sarah has wedding shenanigans.   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Sarah gets a new car, and so much more.  </p><p>Please nominate us "Parent's Night Out with No New Friends" at www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Noteables/Best Local Podcast.</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/boob-sweat]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0299c041-ca79-4c34-99e8-a7f076a26778</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/16c64f53-4e2f-4cc2-98b4-de86bec5a659/PNO-EP-19.mp3" length="101071626" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>272</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>272</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/87356d0e-2510-4193-ac65-ca72aeef95aa/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/87356d0e-2510-4193-ac65-ca72aeef95aa/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/87356d0e-2510-4193-ac65-ca72aeef95aa/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-16c64f53-4e2f-4cc2-98b4-de86bec5a659.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>You want Thingamabobs, I&apos;ve got 20</title><itunes:title>You want Thingamabobs, I&apos;ve got 20</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's April Fools Day...What do we have in store this year?  You don't want to skip this episode.  Nick shares inappropriate books, Sarah LOVES bath and body works.   Scott's Facebook live addiction, and much more!  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's April Fools Day...What do we have in store this year?  You don't want to skip this episode.  Nick shares inappropriate books, Sarah LOVES bath and body works.   Scott's Facebook live addiction, and much more!  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/you-want-thingamabobs-ive-got-20]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6b5dc02c-dd83-46f2-817d-e0b2884a296b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 20:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/611f6b25-cc34-4d71-819a-a5f9cf51b869/PNO-EP-18.mp3" length="136536426" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>271</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>271</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Insensitive Voices</title><itunes:title>Insensitive Voices</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott has a celebrity sighting update.  Chris makes a questionable voice decision.  Nick brings us some disturbing news in regard to stripping LGBTQ+ rights.  Nick joined a kick ball league???  Gene Hackman update and so much more.</p><p>www.nonefriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott has a celebrity sighting update.  Chris makes a questionable voice decision.  Nick brings us some disturbing news in regard to stripping LGBTQ+ rights.  Nick joined a kick ball league???  Gene Hackman update and so much more.</p><p>www.nonefriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/insensitive-voices]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2b6cae3f-2eab-4efd-be3e-876408741a7e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f4d896cf-c126-42d2-8287-9c4a8ccccb31/PNO-EP-17.mp3" length="112541322" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>270</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>270</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c1b6d85a-0db8-4b6c-ac47-036d63cbc905/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c1b6d85a-0db8-4b6c-ac47-036d63cbc905/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c1b6d85a-0db8-4b6c-ac47-036d63cbc905/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-f4d896cf-c126-42d2-8287-9c4a8ccccb31.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Tampon Education</title><itunes:title>Tampon Education</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses what they or their partner have gifted each other on Birthdays and why Scott is the worst gift giver.  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Miranda's husband (the Serial killer) has a big day coming up (Snip Snip) plus with DEI no longer a thing and the death of WOKENESS what terms will once again be acceptable in the near future?  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/tampon-education]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eeb6d07b-1d77-4223-a7c2-6a0f0169bfdf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6c22ab64-f221-4b86-b45a-486620295cd0/PNO-EP-269.mp3" length="114809322" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>269</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>269</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/6ce0504c-1cd4-410e-9b52-2d18b1e7fdd2/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/6ce0504c-1cd4-410e-9b52-2d18b1e7fdd2/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/6ce0504c-1cd4-410e-9b52-2d18b1e7fdd2/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-6c22ab64-f221-4b86-b45a-486620295cd0.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Mudslides and Martinis</title><itunes:title>Mudslides and Martinis</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences associated with family vacations, with particular emphasis on the joys and challenges encountered during trips to notable destinations like Mexico. 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Join us as we traverse the intersection of family life and leisure, reflecting on the often humorous realities of our journeys.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences associated with family vacations, with particular emphasis on the joys and challenges encountered during trips to notable destinations like Mexico. We share our personal anecdotes, including the unexpected outcomes of a recent vacation, and explore the dynamics of travel planning, emphasizing the necessity of utilizing professional services to mitigate potential hiccups. 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Join us as we traverse the intersection of family life and leisure, reflecting on the often humorous realities of our journeys.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mudslides-and-martinis]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c60e7e8d-7624-4389-bda6-a3d2460a2a27</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ea52d769-f9ce-41c6-90eb-0f1e771bef06/PNO-Ep-15.mp3" length="127593450" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>268</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>268</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/d54c8875-5824-4d94-bc8e-055c1dea9035/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/d54c8875-5824-4d94-bc8e-055c1dea9035/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/d54c8875-5824-4d94-bc8e-055c1dea9035/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-ea52d769-f9ce-41c6-90eb-0f1e771bef06.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>The Serial Killer&apos;s Wife</title><itunes:title>The Serial Killer&apos;s Wife</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences of parenting amidst the challenges posed by snow days and unexpected weather disruptions. We explore the nuances of managing children’s activities while navigating the complexities of adult responsibilities, including the emotional weight borne by parents during such events. The discussion encompasses not only humorous anecdotes regarding weather-related cancellations but also the genuine sentiment surrounding family dynamics and interactions during trying times. Furthermore, we reflect on the importance of community and support systems, emphasizing the value of shared experiences among parents. As we traverse through these themes, we aim to provide listeners with both relatable stories and meaningful insights into the often chaotic yet rewarding journey of parenthood.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sandpipervacations.com</a></li><li>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This podcast episode delves into the multifaceted experiences of parenting amidst the challenges posed by snow days and unexpected weather disruptions. We explore the nuances of managing children’s activities while navigating the complexities of adult responsibilities, including the emotional weight borne by parents during such events. The discussion encompasses not only humorous anecdotes regarding weather-related cancellations but also the genuine sentiment surrounding family dynamics and interactions during trying times. Furthermore, we reflect on the importance of community and support systems, emphasizing the value of shared experiences among parents. As we traverse through these themes, we aim to provide listeners with both relatable stories and meaningful insights into the often chaotic yet rewarding journey of parenthood.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sandpipervacations.com</a></li><li>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-serial-killers-wife]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ada65182-f98d-48c9-acef-e0c946f3e5e0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e30f3712-11d5-49a2-8415-c3a94710d11d/PNO-EP-14.mp3" length="115438986" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>267</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>267</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e31cbce3-8adc-4549-a767-39e90dbed04f/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e31cbce3-8adc-4549-a767-39e90dbed04f/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e31cbce3-8adc-4549-a767-39e90dbed04f/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-e30f3712-11d5-49a2-8415-c3a94710d11d.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Dick on a Stick</title><itunes:title>Dick on a Stick</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The central premise of this podcast episode revolves around an exclusive interview with Kevin Broussard, the original Indiana Jones stunt performer from Disney's Hollywood Studios. In this enlightening discourse, I, alongside my co-host, delve into Broussard's illustrious career, exploring the nuances of his role and the behind-the-scenes intricacies of the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular. We traverse the landscape of his journey, from his initial audition, which was shrouded in secrecy, to his experiences on the red carpet during the premiere of the latest Indiana Jones film, "Dial of Destiny." As Broussard recounts these captivating anecdotes, we gain insight into the evolution of the show and the unique challenges he faced throughout his tenure, including the physical demands of performing stunts in front of large audiences. This episode is a celebration of nostalgia, craftsmanship, and the enduring magic of Disney, offering listeners a profound appreciation for the artistry involved in bringing such beloved characters to life.</p><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Creators United </li><li> Kevin Broussard </li><li> Indiana Jones </li><li> Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular </li></ul><br/><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The central premise of this podcast episode revolves around an exclusive interview with Kevin Broussard, the original Indiana Jones stunt performer from Disney's Hollywood Studios. In this enlightening discourse, I, alongside my co-host, delve into Broussard's illustrious career, exploring the nuances of his role and the behind-the-scenes intricacies of the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular. We traverse the landscape of his journey, from his initial audition, which was shrouded in secrecy, to his experiences on the red carpet during the premiere of the latest Indiana Jones film, "Dial of Destiny." As Broussard recounts these captivating anecdotes, we gain insight into the evolution of the show and the unique challenges he faced throughout his tenure, including the physical demands of performing stunts in front of large audiences. This episode is a celebration of nostalgia, craftsmanship, and the enduring magic of Disney, offering listeners a profound appreciation for the artistry involved in bringing such beloved characters to life.</p><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Creators United </li><li> Kevin Broussard </li><li> Indiana Jones </li><li> Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular </li></ul><br/><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dick-on-a-stick]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d19084ca-4ef0-472f-b2cd-adb3cae2abeb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ce91e62c-fdb5-4639-8758-757ecb7e2b1a/PNO-EP-13.mp3" length="133069578" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>266</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>266</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/badf6619-1212-4b33-9fb8-cce7701e387e/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/badf6619-1212-4b33-9fb8-cce7701e387e/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/badf6619-1212-4b33-9fb8-cce7701e387e/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>Caught in the Web: The X Reel Heist Unveiled</title><itunes:title>Caught in the Web: The X Reel Heist Unveiled</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The salient point of our latest discussion revolves around the audacious theft of a reel on X, which has sparked a fervent debate about content ownership and intellectual property rights. We delve into the repercussions of such actions within the broader context of social media and the entertainment industry. The episode further explores the juxtaposition of this incident with our humorous take on the Spiderman bit, where we whimsically analyze the implications of web-slinging in both a literal and metaphorical sense. Our dialogue is punctuated with irreverent commentary, as we navigate the absurdities of modern digital culture and the blurring lines between inspiration and appropriation. As always, we invite our listeners to engage with us in this chaotic yet insightful exploration of the topics that define our contemporary landscape.</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The salient point of our latest discussion revolves around the audacious theft of a reel on X, which has sparked a fervent debate about content ownership and intellectual property rights. We delve into the repercussions of such actions within the broader context of social media and the entertainment industry. The episode further explores the juxtaposition of this incident with our humorous take on the Spiderman bit, where we whimsically analyze the implications of web-slinging in both a literal and metaphorical sense. Our dialogue is punctuated with irreverent commentary, as we navigate the absurdities of modern digital culture and the blurring lines between inspiration and appropriation. As always, we invite our listeners to engage with us in this chaotic yet insightful exploration of the topics that define our contemporary landscape.</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/caught-in-the-web-the-x-reel-heist-unveiled]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">70c6b573-62ae-4b86-8619-0ddf2a9b46db</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d1f4ca1a-f403-44f6-9c36-25edc5e50f24/PNO-EP-13.mp3" length="149711658" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:29:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>265</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>265</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/6b48103a-2b16-4726-8c59-ee17ac157605/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/6b48103a-2b16-4726-8c59-ee17ac157605/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/6b48103a-2b16-4726-8c59-ee17ac157605/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>Married to Chewbacca</title><itunes:title>Married to Chewbacca</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we welcome guest host Miranda to the show.  She makes the mistake of showing the gang a photo of her husband.  Scott goes dress shopping and once again puts his foot in his mouth when beer is involved.  Chris is gearing up for the "Big Game." Sarah shares details of her relatives professions.  And why is Miranda obsessed with serial killers?  All this and more...</p><p>#chewbacca #billymays #dexter #wwe #yeet #jayuso #royalrumble</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we welcome guest host Miranda to the show.  She makes the mistake of showing the gang a photo of her husband.  Scott goes dress shopping and once again puts his foot in his mouth when beer is involved.  Chris is gearing up for the "Big Game." Sarah shares details of her relatives professions.  And why is Miranda obsessed with serial killers?  All this and more...</p><p>#chewbacca #billymays #dexter #wwe #yeet #jayuso #royalrumble</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/married-to-chewbacca]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d3816df0-6c91-456d-b473-94d78ed7b635</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f949f96e-136c-428a-99bf-ee9e3e26f9cf/PNO-EP-12.mp3" length="113132682" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>264</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>264</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/34b4e0ca-79b0-4b91-823b-8a97064b15e0/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/34b4e0ca-79b0-4b91-823b-8a97064b15e0/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/34b4e0ca-79b0-4b91-823b-8a97064b15e0/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>Proud Boys Burgers and Australian Cruise Entertainment</title><itunes:title>Proud Boys Burgers and Australian Cruise Entertainment</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join the laughter as the crew dives into a raucous discussion about the absurdities of parenting, sports, and the quirks of everyday life. This week, they tackle the hilariously awkward moments that come with public speaking, as Scott shares a cringe-worthy experience from a workplace presentation that left him speechless. The conversation shifts to sports as Nick provides an update on the Eagles making it back to the Super Bowl, prompting a mix of excitement and humorous jabs among the hosts. They also explore the wild world of cruise entertainment, highlighting a shocking incident involving Australian cruise staff dressed as ice cream cones that left American passengers offended. With plenty of laughs, unexpected anecdotes, and a spirited game of "New Jersey Man vs. Florida Man," this episode promises a delightful escape into the chaotic yet entertaining world of parenthood and beyond.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> The podcast dives into the hilarity of parenting through raw and unfiltered humor. </li><li> Listeners are reminded of the importance of adult nights away from kids, like Parents Night Out. </li><li> A memorable story unfolds about an embarrassing public speaking moment involving a table touch. </li><li> The discussion humorously highlights the cultural differences in entertainment on cruises. </li><li> Nick shares his excitement about an upcoming Disney cruise and celebrating his son's birthday. </li><li> The episode features a fun game where the hosts guess football terms and their meanings. </li></ul><br/><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join the laughter as the crew dives into a raucous discussion about the absurdities of parenting, sports, and the quirks of everyday life. 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With plenty of laughs, unexpected anecdotes, and a spirited game of "New Jersey Man vs. Florida Man," this episode promises a delightful escape into the chaotic yet entertaining world of parenthood and beyond.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> The podcast dives into the hilarity of parenting through raw and unfiltered humor. </li><li> Listeners are reminded of the importance of adult nights away from kids, like Parents Night Out. </li><li> A memorable story unfolds about an embarrassing public speaking moment involving a table touch. </li><li> The discussion humorously highlights the cultural differences in entertainment on cruises. </li><li> Nick shares his excitement about an upcoming Disney cruise and celebrating his son's birthday. </li><li> The episode features a fun game where the hosts guess football terms and their meanings. </li></ul><br/><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/proud-boys-burgers-and-australian-cruise-entertainment]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5e13bbd0-8aa7-4678-a46a-7c29b85a4c86</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 02 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/256ddc61-e7c7-43c2-a9c9-43e5cff6be02/PNO-EP-11.mp3" length="103944426" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>263</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>263</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/b4de3c69-6aac-4d4d-a2f1-34fc322bfb8c/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/b4de3c69-6aac-4d4d-a2f1-34fc322bfb8c/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/b4de3c69-6aac-4d4d-a2f1-34fc322bfb8c/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-256ddc61-e7c7-43c2-a9c9-43e5cff6be02.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Welcome to the Golden Age of America</title><itunes:title>Welcome to the Golden Age of America</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This episode dives into the hilarity and chaos of modern parenting, featuring a lively discussion on everything from the absurdity of TikTok bans to the golden age of America. The hosts hilariously dissect the political landscape, weaving in their personal anecdotes and opinions, particularly focusing on the implications of Joe Biden's recent policies. With playful banter and sharp wit, they touch on the challenges of organizing a household, including the often comical struggles of keeping a pantry tidy amidst the chaos of family life. The episode also features a lighthearted game segment, where they compare outrageous news stories from New Jersey and Florida, highlighting the bizarre behavior often associated with both states. Listeners are treated to a rich mix of laughter, relatable parenting experiences, and unexpected insights, all wrapped up in a fun and engaging format.</p><p>The latest episode brings a whirlwind of laughter and sharp commentary on parenting, current events, and the quirks of daily life. Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Gay Nick dive into the world of family vacations, exploring everything from the allure of Disney trips to the chaos of all-inclusive resorts. Scott highlights Sandpiper Vacations as the go-to for planning memorable family getaways, while the team playfully banters about the absurdities of vacationing with kids. The conversation transitions seamlessly from travel tips to the inevitable comedy that arises from parenting, showcasing the raw humor that defines their podcast. </p><p>As the episode unfolds, the hosts tackle the recent TikTok ban, infusing their discussion with personal anecdotes and opinions, illustrating how the platform has become a staple in many lives, especially during the pandemic. They share poignant and humorous moments from their own experiences on TikTok, including Scott’s emotional farewell to the app when it was rumored to shut down. This segment not only captures the essence of their comedic style but also reflects on the deeper connections formed through social media during challenging times. </p><p><br></p><p>The episode culminates in the controversial topic of political humor, where the hosts don’t shy away from making bold statements regarding current figures like Joe Biden and Donald Trump. With their signature wit, they navigate sensitive subjects with ease, reminding listeners that laughter often stems from discomfort. Overall, this episode encapsulates the spirit of Parents Night Out, serving as both a comedic escape and a relatable commentary on the trials of parenthood and society at large.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonnewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonnewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li><a href="https://sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sandpipervacations.com</a></li></ul><br/><p><br></p><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Meta </li><li> Google </li><li> YouTube </li><li> Patreon </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This episode dives into the hilarity and chaos of modern parenting, featuring a lively discussion on everything from the absurdity of TikTok bans to the golden age of America. The hosts hilariously dissect the political landscape, weaving in their personal anecdotes and opinions, particularly focusing on the implications of Joe Biden's recent policies. With playful banter and sharp wit, they touch on the challenges of organizing a household, including the often comical struggles of keeping a pantry tidy amidst the chaos of family life. The episode also features a lighthearted game segment, where they compare outrageous news stories from New Jersey and Florida, highlighting the bizarre behavior often associated with both states. Listeners are treated to a rich mix of laughter, relatable parenting experiences, and unexpected insights, all wrapped up in a fun and engaging format.</p><p>The latest episode brings a whirlwind of laughter and sharp commentary on parenting, current events, and the quirks of daily life. Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Gay Nick dive into the world of family vacations, exploring everything from the allure of Disney trips to the chaos of all-inclusive resorts. Scott highlights Sandpiper Vacations as the go-to for planning memorable family getaways, while the team playfully banters about the absurdities of vacationing with kids. The conversation transitions seamlessly from travel tips to the inevitable comedy that arises from parenting, showcasing the raw humor that defines their podcast. </p><p>As the episode unfolds, the hosts tackle the recent TikTok ban, infusing their discussion with personal anecdotes and opinions, illustrating how the platform has become a staple in many lives, especially during the pandemic. They share poignant and humorous moments from their own experiences on TikTok, including Scott’s emotional farewell to the app when it was rumored to shut down. This segment not only captures the essence of their comedic style but also reflects on the deeper connections formed through social media during challenging times. </p><p><br></p><p>The episode culminates in the controversial topic of political humor, where the hosts don’t shy away from making bold statements regarding current figures like Joe Biden and Donald Trump. With their signature wit, they navigate sensitive subjects with ease, reminding listeners that laughter often stems from discomfort. Overall, this episode encapsulates the spirit of Parents Night Out, serving as both a comedic escape and a relatable commentary on the trials of parenthood and society at large.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonnewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonnewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li><a href="https://sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sandpipervacations.com</a></li></ul><br/><p><br></p><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Meta </li><li> Google </li><li> YouTube </li><li> Patreon </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/welcome-to-the-golden-age-of-america]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6cf46930-26e1-420b-8a04-012242fe63ac</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jan 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/949de562-0058-49c1-bd48-8be8ca46750f/PNO-EP-10.mp3" length="114095658" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>262</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>262</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/51d2c537-35d5-4cda-a5f9-a76406396846/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/51d2c537-35d5-4cda-a5f9-a76406396846/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/51d2c537-35d5-4cda-a5f9-a76406396846/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-949de562-0058-49c1-bd48-8be8ca46750f.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>The Holy Feast of the Insurrection</title><itunes:title>The Holy Feast of the Insurrection</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The podcast explores the comedic chaos that ensues around holiday celebrations, parenting, and the absurdities of life. A major highlight includes a hilarious discussion about the mishaps of celebrating Christmas, including a memorable story involving a mother-in-law's accidental Facebook post about adult content. The hosts delve into their own holiday experiences, from gift-giving blunders to the realities of raising children who are more interested in wrapping paper than presents. As they share their personal anecdotes, the conversation takes unexpected turns, revealing the challenges and joys of adulting. With wit and humor, they remind listeners that parenting is often a mix of heartfelt moments and laughable disasters.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Bath and Body Works </li><li> Meta </li><li> Kobe Steakhouse </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The podcast explores the comedic chaos that ensues around holiday celebrations, parenting, and the absurdities of life. A major highlight includes a hilarious discussion about the mishaps of celebrating Christmas, including a memorable story involving a mother-in-law's accidental Facebook post about adult content. The hosts delve into their own holiday experiences, from gift-giving blunders to the realities of raising children who are more interested in wrapping paper than presents. As they share their personal anecdotes, the conversation takes unexpected turns, revealing the challenges and joys of adulting. With wit and humor, they remind listeners that parenting is often a mix of heartfelt moments and laughable disasters.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Bath and Body Works </li><li> Meta </li><li> Kobe Steakhouse </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-holy-feast-of-the-insurrection]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3613adae-276b-4bb3-bcfc-d39cd98e6892</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jan 2025 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/137ad371-6c37-4227-b6c2-772685382daf/PNO-EP-9.mp3" length="106172778" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>261</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>261</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e1fd1fb0-de73-4d17-8876-f4ab5340b918/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e1fd1fb0-de73-4d17-8876-f4ab5340b918/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e1fd1fb0-de73-4d17-8876-f4ab5340b918/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-137ad371-6c37-4227-b6c2-772685382daf.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Santa Strippers</title><itunes:title>Santa Strippers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join the crew of "Parents Night Out with No New Friends" as they dive into the hilarity of last-minute holiday preparations and the chaos that ensues. This episode features amusing anecdotes about last-minute Christmas shopping adventures, including Scott’s frantic trip to Walmart and Chris’s comical experiences at a liquor store. The team shares their struggles with gift-giving, revealing how they often have to lay the groundwork to get their loved ones excited about their presents. As the conversation flows, they touch on humorous holiday traditions and the unique gifts they've chosen for family members. With laughter and relatable stories, this episode captures the essence of the holiday season, blending parenting challenges with a dose of unfiltered fun.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> The podcast emphasizes the importance of humor in parenting, especially during the holiday season. </li><li> Listeners are encouraged to embrace last-minute shopping adventures, as many parents do. </li><li> Gift-giving can often be a guessing game, requiring groundwork to ensure satisfaction. </li><li> The hosts share personal stories about procrastination in holiday shopping and gift-wrapping experiences. </li><li> Engaging with kids during the holidays can create bonding moments through activities like wrapping gifts. </li><li> The comedic elements throughout the episode highlight relatable parenting struggles and holiday chaos. </li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Walmart </li><li> Target </li><li> Goodwill </li><li> Five Below </li><li> Amazon </li></ul><br/><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join the crew of "Parents Night Out with No New Friends" as they dive into the hilarity of last-minute holiday preparations and the chaos that ensues. This episode features amusing anecdotes about last-minute Christmas shopping adventures, including Scott’s frantic trip to Walmart and Chris’s comical experiences at a liquor store. The team shares their struggles with gift-giving, revealing how they often have to lay the groundwork to get their loved ones excited about their presents. As the conversation flows, they touch on humorous holiday traditions and the unique gifts they've chosen for family members. With laughter and relatable stories, this episode captures the essence of the holiday season, blending parenting challenges with a dose of unfiltered fun.</p><p>Takeaways:</p><ul><li> The podcast emphasizes the importance of humor in parenting, especially during the holiday season. </li><li> Listeners are encouraged to embrace last-minute shopping adventures, as many parents do. </li><li> Gift-giving can often be a guessing game, requiring groundwork to ensure satisfaction. </li><li> The hosts share personal stories about procrastination in holiday shopping and gift-wrapping experiences. </li><li> Engaging with kids during the holidays can create bonding moments through activities like wrapping gifts. </li><li> The comedic elements throughout the episode highlight relatable parenting struggles and holiday chaos. </li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Walmart </li><li> Target </li><li> Goodwill </li><li> Five Below </li><li> Amazon </li></ul><br/><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/santa-strippers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8c556f37-8416-40ed-a059-e4a5ba50cd09</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b1eb3c05-b36d-4b83-9201-6962f1d644ac/PNO-EP-8.mp3" length="84608970" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>260</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>260</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/273a540c-1bf5-4fb9-b74c-4bff5dcca561/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/273a540c-1bf5-4fb9-b74c-4bff5dcca561/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/273a540c-1bf5-4fb9-b74c-4bff5dcca561/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-b1eb3c05-b36d-4b83-9201-6962f1d644ac.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Santa Drones</title><itunes:title>Santa Drones</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join us for a hilarious and insightful discussion as the crew dives into holiday traditions, family dynamics, and the joys of parenting during the festive season. This episode features a heartwarming moment as Darren shares his plans for his daughter's first Christmas, including a special tradition of reading "The Night Before Christmas." The conversation takes a comedic turn as the group navigates the chaos of family gatherings, revealing the inevitable drama that arises when 25 relatives come together under one roof. With tales of Santa's festive fire truck visits and a wild dinner encounter with a Russian family, the humor flows freely. Plus, don't miss the highlights of Nick's recent Disney cruise experience and the ongoing mystery of drones hovering over New Jersey. Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the pure, unfiltered fun that only comes from a night out with no new friends.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us for a hilarious and insightful discussion as the crew dives into holiday traditions, family dynamics, and the joys of parenting during the festive season. This episode features a heartwarming moment as Darren shares his plans for his daughter's first Christmas, including a special tradition of reading "The Night Before Christmas." The conversation takes a comedic turn as the group navigates the chaos of family gatherings, revealing the inevitable drama that arises when 25 relatives come together under one roof. With tales of Santa's festive fire truck visits and a wild dinner encounter with a Russian family, the humor flows freely. Plus, don't miss the highlights of Nick's recent Disney cruise experience and the ongoing mystery of drones hovering over New Jersey. Grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy the pure, unfiltered fun that only comes from a night out with no new friends.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/santa-drones]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">17086baf-a236-4c5f-9f2f-5d1b31756b36</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 22 Dec 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/007f4deb-5ab6-4170-b8c7-4019504fcdeb/PNO-EP-7.mp3" length="83225994" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>259</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>259</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c9aa1106-2a1b-4295-9cef-ca389f52a5f7/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c9aa1106-2a1b-4295-9cef-ca389f52a5f7/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c9aa1106-2a1b-4295-9cef-ca389f52a5f7/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-007f4deb-5ab6-4170-b8c7-4019504fcdeb.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Amazon Ruins Christmas: Hilarious Parenting Fails</title><itunes:title>Amazon Ruins Christmas: Hilarious Parenting Fails</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott shares his frustration with Amazon after experiencing delivery mishaps that have spoiled Christmas surprises for his wife, leading to a humorous discussion about the challenges of gift-giving and online shopping. The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts delve into the chaos of parenting, including the trials of dealing with cardboard box infestations and the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Sarah recounts her daughter's upcoming winter concert, while Nick prepares for a family cabin trip amidst the holiday season. Darren and Chris bond over their mutual appreciation for wrestling, highlighting their excitement for upcoming events. As the episode unfolds, the group navigates a mix of personal anecdotes, lighthearted banter, and relatable parenting struggles, all while maintaining their signature humor.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Amazon </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> YouTube </li><li> Spotify </li><li> Chipotle </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott shares his frustration with Amazon after experiencing delivery mishaps that have spoiled Christmas surprises for his wife, leading to a humorous discussion about the challenges of gift-giving and online shopping. The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts delve into the chaos of parenting, including the trials of dealing with cardboard box infestations and the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Sarah recounts her daughter's upcoming winter concert, while Nick prepares for a family cabin trip amidst the holiday season. Darren and Chris bond over their mutual appreciation for wrestling, highlighting their excitement for upcoming events. As the episode unfolds, the group navigates a mix of personal anecdotes, lighthearted banter, and relatable parenting struggles, all while maintaining their signature humor.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Amazon </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> YouTube </li><li> Spotify </li><li> Chipotle </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/amazon-ruins-christmas-hilarious-parenting-fails]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2851f6be-5291-4cf6-a7c8-c644aaf7aad9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f07dd3af-15b3-4478-95be-01cf135b4480/PNO-Ep-6.mp3" length="103111818" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>258</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>258</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/eed3c876-00f0-4d00-b9cb-7e2ee7f6d906/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/eed3c876-00f0-4d00-b9cb-7e2ee7f6d906/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/eed3c876-00f0-4d00-b9cb-7e2ee7f6d906/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-f07dd3af-15b3-4478-95be-01cf135b4480.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Pureed Antibiotics and Wicked Fun</title><itunes:title>Pureed Antibiotics and Wicked Fun</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join the crew as they dive into a hilarious and candid discussion about their recent Thanksgivings, filled with unexpected anecdotes and relatable parenting challenges. Scott shares a memorable Thanksgiving experience that includes a comical twist on gratitude, while Chris recounts his baby's first holiday and the chaos that ensued with well-meaning relatives. The conversation veers into the festive season, touching on the anticipation of holiday traditions and the importance of keeping things light and fun amidst the stress of parenting. They also explore the cultural significance of Hanukkah and the lack of creative representation in holiday merchandise. With plenty of laughter and camaraderie, this episode captures the essence of adulting and the joy of shared experiences in the unpredictable journey of parenthood.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join the crew as they dive into a hilarious and candid discussion about their recent Thanksgivings, filled with unexpected anecdotes and relatable parenting challenges. Scott shares a memorable Thanksgiving experience that includes a comical twist on gratitude, while Chris recounts his baby's first holiday and the chaos that ensued with well-meaning relatives. The conversation veers into the festive season, touching on the anticipation of holiday traditions and the importance of keeping things light and fun amidst the stress of parenting. They also explore the cultural significance of Hanukkah and the lack of creative representation in holiday merchandise. With plenty of laughter and camaraderie, this episode captures the essence of adulting and the joy of shared experiences in the unpredictable journey of parenthood.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/pureed-antibiotics-and-wicked-fun]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4de2d759-2bc9-4a9e-acc0-7b89757b53d3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Dec 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/74f0cee8-c307-44a6-a77f-0cd661143cbb/PNO-EP-5.mp3" length="126160074" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>257</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>257</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/40d6978c-382d-463f-a3e4-dfcb8cd3a6f8/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/40d6978c-382d-463f-a3e4-dfcb8cd3a6f8/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/40d6978c-382d-463f-a3e4-dfcb8cd3a6f8/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-74f0cee8-c307-44a6-a77f-0cd661143cbb.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>Defining Gravity</title><itunes:title>Defining Gravity</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join us for a lively discussion as Scott grapples with the challenges of streaming failures during the highly anticipated Tyson Paul fight, leading to a comedic exploration of Netflix's gaslighting tactics. Chris shares his impending transition to solo parenting as Emily prepares to return to work, showcasing his humorous attempts to shadow her parenting techniques. The episode also dives into the chaotic world of cheerleading competitions, where Darren recounts the drama of coaching young cheerleaders and the unexpected pressures from parents. Amidst the laughter, Scott reflects on the emotional toll of losing a beloved pet, sharing heartfelt insights on how to explain such loss to children. With plenty of banter and relatable parenting anecdotes, this episode promises both humor and heartfelt moments for all listeners.</p><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us for a lively discussion as Scott grapples with the challenges of streaming failures during the highly anticipated Tyson Paul fight, leading to a comedic exploration of Netflix's gaslighting tactics. Chris shares his impending transition to solo parenting as Emily prepares to return to work, showcasing his humorous attempts to shadow her parenting techniques. The episode also dives into the chaotic world of cheerleading competitions, where Darren recounts the drama of coaching young cheerleaders and the unexpected pressures from parents. Amidst the laughter, Scott reflects on the emotional toll of losing a beloved pet, sharing heartfelt insights on how to explain such loss to children. With plenty of banter and relatable parenting anecdotes, this episode promises both humor and heartfelt moments for all listeners.</p><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/defining-gravity]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">40743118-0b48-4b9f-aa6f-2c465dcf5cc9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/931b0928-7de0-4d6e-89ab-eac2e05165cc/PNO-EP-4.mp3" length="90519882" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>256</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>256</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7ca2082b-ec74-4164-a8d1-cf69b6c39705/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7ca2082b-ec74-4164-a8d1-cf69b6c39705/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7ca2082b-ec74-4164-a8d1-cf69b6c39705/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>Helicopter Parents Unite against an Army of Fleas</title><itunes:title>Helicopter Parents Unite against an Army of Fleas</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode dives into the complexities of parenting styles, particularly focusing on the phenomenon of helicopter parenting. The hosts share their personal experiences and insights, revealing how their approaches to parenting differ significantly. Scott humorously defends his non-helicopter parenting stance, while Chris and others weigh in on their own tendencies to hover over their children. The conversation takes a lighthearted turn as they explore the absurdities of parenting, including amusing anecdotes about ice cream trucks and taco outings. With plenty of laughs and candid discussions, the episode highlights the importance of finding a balance in parenting while maintaining a sense of humor about the challenges it brings.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Chick Fil A </li><li> Dunkin Donuts </li><li> Krispy Kreme </li><li> Voodoo donuts </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode dives into the complexities of parenting styles, particularly focusing on the phenomenon of helicopter parenting. The hosts share their personal experiences and insights, revealing how their approaches to parenting differ significantly. Scott humorously defends his non-helicopter parenting stance, while Chris and others weigh in on their own tendencies to hover over their children. The conversation takes a lighthearted turn as they explore the absurdities of parenting, including amusing anecdotes about ice cream trucks and taco outings. With plenty of laughs and candid discussions, the episode highlights the importance of finding a balance in parenting while maintaining a sense of humor about the challenges it brings.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Chick Fil A </li><li> Dunkin Donuts </li><li> Krispy Kreme </li><li> Voodoo donuts </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/helicopter-parents-unite-against-an-army-of-fleas]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dbcc2343-8276-42e1-9059-7f0c9a527f32</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 Nov 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/87d0e916-73c0-4ad8-bc8f-17870283ac3b/PNO-EP-3.mp3" length="113019114" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>255</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>255</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bc293083-701b-4f4b-98a6-19ac815e8778/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bc293083-701b-4f4b-98a6-19ac815e8778/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bc293083-701b-4f4b-98a6-19ac815e8778/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>Negotiating with Kids: The Real Halloween Horror Show</title><itunes:title>Negotiating with Kids: The Real Halloween Horror Show</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join us as we dive into a lively discussion on parenting, Halloween antics, and the unexpected challenges of coaching cheerleading. Scott shares his humorous insights about negotiating with his 12-year-old daughter over phone restrictions and the complexities of modern parenting, while Chris recounts a nail-biting moment when he caught her baby from a couch tumble. The group reflects on the evolution of Halloween costumes and the nostalgia of their own childhoods, lamenting the lack of creativity in today's costumes compared to the past. As the conversation unfolds, the hosts also explore the impact of media on their kids, including the shock of unexpected content in shows like the Menendez brothers documentary. With plenty of laughs and relatable stories, this episode captures the chaotic yet rewarding nature of parenting in today’s world.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://NoNewFriendsPodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NoNewFriendsPodcast.com</a></li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Walmart </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us as we dive into a lively discussion on parenting, Halloween antics, and the unexpected challenges of coaching cheerleading. Scott shares his humorous insights about negotiating with his 12-year-old daughter over phone restrictions and the complexities of modern parenting, while Chris recounts a nail-biting moment when he caught her baby from a couch tumble. The group reflects on the evolution of Halloween costumes and the nostalgia of their own childhoods, lamenting the lack of creativity in today's costumes compared to the past. As the conversation unfolds, the hosts also explore the impact of media on their kids, including the shock of unexpected content in shows like the Menendez brothers documentary. With plenty of laughs and relatable stories, this episode captures the chaotic yet rewarding nature of parenting in today’s world.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://NoNewFriendsPodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NoNewFriendsPodcast.com</a></li><li>www.sandpipervacations.com</li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Disney </li><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li><li> Walmart </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/negotiating-with-kids-the-real-halloween-horror-show]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aa6d93cc-de92-4b29-a841-4c290969d5de</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 10 Nov 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/28ef83ad-7b2f-4e16-9da5-7fcd66f862ba/PNO-EP-2.mp3" length="95057898" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>254</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>254</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/1b574750-f2e0-485d-b547-e6d176c3f38b/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/1b574750-f2e0-485d-b547-e6d176c3f38b/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/1b574750-f2e0-485d-b547-e6d176c3f38b/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>New Beginnings</title><itunes:title>New Beginnings</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Nick as they kick off a new podcast adventure filled with laughter and relatable parenting experiences. This episode highlights the challenges of balancing parenting duties with personal time, including the humorous struggles of attending kids' school events like fall festivals and trunk-or-treats. The hosts share their unique family dynamics, with Scott navigating life as a father of three and Chris hilariously debating whether to attend his daughter's school activities. As the conversation unfolds, they delve into the joys and absurdities of parenting, including the long-lasting effects of childhood trauma related to showers and the infamous "number one bear" Beanie Baby. Listeners can expect a blend of candid anecdotes, lighthearted banter, and a glimpse into the hectic lives of parents striving for a night out without the kids.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li><a href="https://sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sandpipervacations.com</a></li><li><a href="https://diznverse.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">diznverse.com</a></li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Nick as they kick off a new podcast adventure filled with laughter and relatable parenting experiences. This episode highlights the challenges of balancing parenting duties with personal time, including the humorous struggles of attending kids' school events like fall festivals and trunk-or-treats. The hosts share their unique family dynamics, with Scott navigating life as a father of three and Chris hilariously debating whether to attend his daughter's school activities. As the conversation unfolds, they delve into the joys and absurdities of parenting, including the long-lasting effects of childhood trauma related to showers and the infamous "number one bear" Beanie Baby. Listeners can expect a blend of candid anecdotes, lighthearted banter, and a glimpse into the hectic lives of parents striving for a night out without the kids.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li><li><a href="https://sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sandpipervacations.com</a></li><li><a href="https://diznverse.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">diznverse.com</a></li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/new-beginnings]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">09406325-fa6c-426b-9625-675ffcff1e4e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5234454a-8cf2-460f-81b2-f34f266fd024/PNO-EP-1.mp3" length="101886090" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>253</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>253</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/23550d21-5da2-4793-b223-bdb61866fff1/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/23550d21-5da2-4793-b223-bdb61866fff1/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/23550d21-5da2-4793-b223-bdb61866fff1/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-5234454a-8cf2-460f-81b2-f34f266fd024.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>The Final Farewell: No New Friends Podcast Bids Adieu</title><itunes:title>The Final Farewell: No New Friends Podcast Bids Adieu</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The No New Friends podcast wraps up its final episode under its original name, marking a significant transition to "Parents Night Out with No New Friends." The hosts reflect on their journey over the past four years, sharing laughs and memorable moments while discussing the absurdity of conspiracy theories, including a humorous take on whether hurricanes are man-made. A lively debate ensues about the quirky nature of Florida and New Jersey news stories, highlighting a case of a man who tragically died after hitting a pig with his car. The episode features various segments, including a farewell to beloved recurring themes and the introduction of new content ideas. As the hosts prepare for this new chapter, they express gratitude to their listeners and contributors, promising that while the name may change, the essence of the show remains the same.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.sandpipervervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.sandpipervervacations.com</a></li><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The No New Friends podcast wraps up its final episode under its original name, marking a significant transition to "Parents Night Out with No New Friends." The hosts reflect on their journey over the past four years, sharing laughs and memorable moments while discussing the absurdity of conspiracy theories, including a humorous take on whether hurricanes are man-made. A lively debate ensues about the quirky nature of Florida and New Jersey news stories, highlighting a case of a man who tragically died after hitting a pig with his car. The episode features various segments, including a farewell to beloved recurring themes and the introduction of new content ideas. As the hosts prepare for this new chapter, they express gratitude to their listeners and contributors, promising that while the name may change, the essence of the show remains the same.</p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.sandpipervervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.sandpipervervacations.com</a></li><li><a href="https://nonewfriendspodcast.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">nonewfriendspodcast.com</a></li></ul><br/><p>Companies mentioned in this episode:</p><ul><li> Sandpiper Vacations </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-final-farewell-no-new-friends-podcast-bids-adieu]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6b8209d9-664c-4914-920e-822850ee1b55</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 27 Oct 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5f2f6edb-df18-4ce6-853b-8bd02fa3b8df/NNF-EP-252.mp3" length="120386250" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>252</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>252</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/a87805d1-3a1c-49f8-ab2a-f79626de4c37/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/a87805d1-3a1c-49f8-ab2a-f79626de4c37/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/a87805d1-3a1c-49f8-ab2a-f79626de4c37/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>Prostate Exams, Pickup Lines, and Hurricanes: #251 The Hilarious Journey of No New Friends</title><itunes:title>Prostate Exams, Pickup Lines, and Hurricanes: #251 The Hilarious Journey of No New Friends</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The latest episode of the No New Friends Podcast delves into the journey of the show's hosts as they reflect on their favorite moments and the friendships they've built over the years. With a blend of humor and heartfelt sentiments, Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Nick share anecdotes that highlight the dynamics of their relationships, both on and off the air. The episode also touches on the impact of life's challenges, including discussions about mental health and navigating personal struggles, especially in light of recent events like Hurricane Milton. As the group prepares to transition into a new phase with the upcoming "Parents Night Out" format, they emphasize the importance of community and connection, inviting listeners to join them in a special interactive recording session. This candid conversation showcases not only their comedic chemistry but also the genuine care they have for each other and their audience.</p><p>#hurricanemilton </p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.sandpipervacations.com</a></li><li>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The latest episode of the No New Friends Podcast delves into the journey of the show's hosts as they reflect on their favorite moments and the friendships they've built over the years. With a blend of humor and heartfelt sentiments, Scott, Chris, Sarah, and Nick share anecdotes that highlight the dynamics of their relationships, both on and off the air. The episode also touches on the impact of life's challenges, including discussions about mental health and navigating personal struggles, especially in light of recent events like Hurricane Milton. As the group prepares to transition into a new phase with the upcoming "Parents Night Out" format, they emphasize the importance of community and connection, inviting listeners to join them in a special interactive recording session. This candid conversation showcases not only their comedic chemistry but also the genuine care they have for each other and their audience.</p><p>#hurricanemilton </p><p>Links referenced in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.sandpipervacations.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.sandpipervacations.com</a></li><li>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/prostate-exams-pickup-lines-and-hurricanes-251-the-hilarious-journey-of-no-new-friends]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">80247d6d-5a01-457a-84e6-cb585a2eb95c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 20 Oct 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fe4efa35-f2e9-4e81-9bdd-954feb86a2f6/NNF-EP-251.mp3" length="127321290" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>251</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>251</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/8f1ce7af-9514-4535-8cbe-de04c5ead9f2/transcript.json" type="application/json"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/8f1ce7af-9514-4535-8cbe-de04c5ead9f2/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/8f1ce7af-9514-4535-8cbe-de04c5ead9f2/index.html" type="text/html"/></item><item><title>My Lord and Savior Jojo Siwa: #250 Adulting with Lance Bass</title><itunes:title>My Lord and Savior Jojo Siwa: #250 Adulting with Lance Bass</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The No New Friends podcast takes a lively turn as the hosts dive into their recent adventures, including a hilarious recount of Nick's birthday and a trip to Mexico where he and Sean navigated a hurricane while staying in a luxurious overwater bungalow. The episode features discussions about celebrity encounters, with Scott sharing a memorable moment involving a famous TikTok personality, and Chris reflecting on his new selling venture on the app Whatnot, showcasing his collectible cards. The hosts explore the nuances of gay culture with a fun quiz that tests their knowledge of various terms, creating a humorous and engaging dialogue. As they reminisce about their past experiences at Universal Studios and the Nickelodeon-themed attractions, the camaraderie among the group shines through, making for an entertaining listen. With a mix of personal stories, light-hearted banter, and insights into pop culture, this episode is packed with laughter and relatable moments.</p><p>#jojosiwa #lancebass #abbyleemiller #hurricanehelene</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The No New Friends podcast takes a lively turn as the hosts dive into their recent adventures, including a hilarious recount of Nick's birthday and a trip to Mexico where he and Sean navigated a hurricane while staying in a luxurious overwater bungalow. The episode features discussions about celebrity encounters, with Scott sharing a memorable moment involving a famous TikTok personality, and Chris reflecting on his new selling venture on the app Whatnot, showcasing his collectible cards. The hosts explore the nuances of gay culture with a fun quiz that tests their knowledge of various terms, creating a humorous and engaging dialogue. As they reminisce about their past experiences at Universal Studios and the Nickelodeon-themed attractions, the camaraderie among the group shines through, making for an entertaining listen. 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Chris and Scott discuss the science of Hurricanes.  Scott had an embarassing moment at the chiropractor.  Why are we still discussing OG Covid?  Chris gives a weight loss journey update.  Scott has no clue how scales work.  Then they go down a rabbit hole of documentaries.  </p><p>#aaronhernandez #lovehaswon #hurricanehelene #covid #thebiggestloser </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Nick and Sarah decide to take the night off.  Chris and Scott discuss the science of Hurricanes.  Scott had an embarassing moment at the chiropractor.  Why are we still discussing OG Covid?  Chris gives a weight loss journey update.  Scott has no clue how scales work.  Then they go down a rabbit hole of documentaries.  </p><p>#aaronhernandez #lovehaswon #hurricanehelene #covid #thebiggestloser </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-gay-made-me-do-it-249-adulting-with-aaron-hernandez]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8e86dab9-2812-4a0a-8a85-ebbaf642f019</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/69281d6f-5a0b-41c1-b0ee-9df67ba1cbbc/NNF-EP-249.mp3" length="90038730" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>249</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>249</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Spanish Crusader: #248 Adulting on a very gay Birthday</title><itunes:title>The Spanish Crusader: #248 Adulting on a very gay Birthday</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It is Nick's Birthday episode.  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Game Master Ryan joins us to tell us all about his trip to Walt Disney World.  What crazy things did Scott do this time?  The return of Travels and Tribulations.  Chirs gives us a Biggest Looser update, and Nick has more cheerleading stories.  </p><p>#trump #harris #debate #vote2024 #springfield #hatians #eatingdogsandcats #biggestloser #DAK</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses one of the best presidential debates in US History.  Game Master Ryan joins us to tell us all about his trip to Walt Disney World.  What crazy things did Scott do this time?  The return of Travels and Tribulations.  Chirs gives us a Biggest Looser update, and Nick has more cheerleading stories.  </p><p>#trump #harris #debate #vote2024 #springfield #hatians #eatingdogsandcats #biggestloser #DAK</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/welcome-to-america-precious-247-adulting-while-eating-the-dogs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cfa50fb7-6ddd-4581-bdc7-ed8ef0650abc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b388e476-a136-4205-b7a4-bc39ac841f5a/NNF-EP-247.mp3" length="100415754" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>247</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>247</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Trump Flags have the best BBQ: #246 Adulting at Pee Wee Football</title><itunes:title>Trump Flags have the best BBQ: #246 Adulting at Pee Wee Football</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott is feeling himself with his new glasses.  It is the return of football season and most of the gang are excited.  Nick has been forced to get into football.  Chris had to get a Physical.  He may have taken things too far.  And did Sarah have a picture perfect wedding where everything went wrong?  Has Nick become a wedding planner?  It fits the stereotype! </p><p>#glasses #nfl #fantasyfootball #trump #maga #weddingplanner</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott is feeling himself with his new glasses.  It is the return of football season and most of the gang are excited.  Nick has been forced to get into football.  Chris had to get a Physical.  He may have taken things too far.  And did Sarah have a picture perfect wedding where everything went wrong?  Has Nick become a wedding planner?  It fits the stereotype! </p><p>#glasses #nfl #fantasyfootball #trump #maga #weddingplanner</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/trump-flags-have-the-best-bbq-246-adulting-at-pee-wee-football]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d0d375b2-ecb6-438a-a20f-8ed91db01289</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bca15e03-81da-40ae-9ab9-abc50ce6de64/NNF-EP-246.mp3" length="115613706" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>246</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>246</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Horney Dolphins: #245 Adulting with Prison Mike</title><itunes:title>Horney Dolphins: #245 Adulting with Prison Mike</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott had a nightmare about Chris' daughter.  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Chris' Biggest Loser update and so much more! </p><p>#bobdylan #hurricane #prisonmike #theoffice #dolphins #biggestloser</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/horney-dolphins-2458-adulting-with-prison-mike]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a86b05c5-5035-472e-8416-b32b74dc90d8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Sep 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c22e8e43-d077-4e8b-8a13-12e89ddad8b6/NNF-Ep-245.mp3" length="113245578" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>245</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>245</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>I think I&apos;m Gay: #244 Adulting as the Biggest Loser</title><itunes:title>I think I&apos;m Gay: #244 Adulting as the Biggest Loser</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is part 2 of our discussion on D23 involving the Orlando additions.  Chris finally gets to tell his Biggest Loser contest story.  Chris had to attend Baptism Classes.  Nick's birthday month is coming up and he is not being a diva or anything!!!</p><p>#d23 #waltdisneyworld #biggestlooser #carsland #monstersinc #muppets #magickingdom #epcot #animalkingdom #hollywoodstudios #encanto #indianajones</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is part 2 of our discussion on D23 involving the Orlando additions.  Chris finally gets to tell his Biggest Loser contest story.  Chris had to attend Baptism Classes.  Nick's birthday month is coming up and he is not being a diva or anything!!!</p><p>#d23 #waltdisneyworld #biggestlooser #carsland #monstersinc #muppets #magickingdom #epcot #animalkingdom #hollywoodstudios #encanto #indianajones</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/i-think-im-gay-244-adulting-as-the-biggest-loser]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4568c491-6cc5-4193-ba5d-3b32330b0206</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 22 Aug 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fafc7aff-4e21-46ab-89a6-4d0b9d57ebf9/NNF-EP-244.mp3" length="112468252" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>244</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>244</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Scissoring doesn&apos;t exist: #243 Adulting at D23</title><itunes:title>Scissoring doesn&apos;t exist: #243 Adulting at D23</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott, Nick, and Sarah's kids are officially back to school.  What the hell are kids wearing these days during the heat of summer?  Chris takes us down a really strange path about Lesbians.  If you are a lesbian and would like to answer some of our questions we would love to have you on.  Just email us at nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  Chris starts to talk about his Biggest Looser contest but Nick cuts him off with the way more exciting D23 news.  </p><p>#scissoring #backtoschool #carline #busrider #d23 #disneyscaliforniaadventure #dca #dlr #disneyland #mcu #marvel #avengers #kang #spiderman #tonystark </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervactions.com </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott, Nick, and Sarah's kids are officially back to school.  What the hell are kids wearing these days during the heat of summer?  Chris takes us down a really strange path about Lesbians.  If you are a lesbian and would like to answer some of our questions we would love to have you on.  Just email us at nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  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Chris has some crazy stories from the wedding.  We bring back a forgotten segment.  Crazy news stories out of the Olympics.  Has Sarah found a new home yet?  And what is Nick's new occupation?</p><p>#olympics #polevaulter #turkishshooter #usapingpongteam</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris and his wife spent time without the baby for the first time.  Chris has some crazy stories from the wedding.  We bring back a forgotten segment.  Crazy news stories out of the Olympics.  Has Sarah found a new home yet?  And what is Nick's new occupation?</p><p>#olympics #polevaulter #turkishshooter #usapingpongteam</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/breast-pump-for-men-242-adulting-as-a-cheerleading-coach]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4107e707-c531-4cb0-abee-8ffedb405ed7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Aug 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e3e43b92-a6b2-411d-a7d9-e7b922cbf9a0/NNF-EP-242.mp3" length="118737834" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>242</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>242</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Anti Sex Olympics: #241 Adulting for Back to School</title><itunes:title>Anti Sex Olympics: #241 Adulting for Back to School</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's Back to school time.  What is the gang doing to prepare for the kids going back to school.  Scott was in rare form today at Disney.  Are we overpaying for car insurance?  What is happing in the Olympics?  What is with the Beds in the Olympic village.  Does Scott need to apologize for who he is rooting for in Olympic Basketball?  And Much more.</p><p>#olympics, #cardboardbeds #grinder #tinder #USA #Germany #Hollywoodstudios #headsup #usgymnastics #larrynasser</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Back to school time.  What is the gang doing to prepare for the kids going back to school.  Scott was in rare form today at Disney.  Are we overpaying for car insurance?  What is happing in the Olympics?  What is with the Beds in the Olympic village.  Does Scott need to apologize for who he is rooting for in Olympic Basketball?  And Much more.</p><p>#olympics, #cardboardbeds #grinder #tinder #USA #Germany #Hollywoodstudios #headsup #usgymnastics #larrynasser</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/anti-sex-olympics-241-adulting-for-back-to-school]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4c5f8712-06e0-4057-b302-69c381a13bbf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 04 Aug 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c2301f0a-502c-4fbe-89c1-2abe6ccc388f/NNF-Ep-241.mp3" length="118510698" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>241</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>241</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Everything Starts with a Cat: #240 Adulting on a Ghost Tour</title><itunes:title>Everything Starts with a Cat: #240 Adulting on a Ghost Tour</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses the movie Twisters and Sarah's love for Bill Paxton.  Scott is going to see Deadpool and Wolverine all by himself.  Chris can't go on opening night because of an Engagement party that has not happened yet???  Scott's dog is Obese.  Chris has gone down a rabbit hole of Conspiracy Theory's.   Has Sarah given up on the home search?  Plus how did she and Luis traumatize their kids?  Chris got a visitor to his home.  This and much more!!!</p><p>#deadpoolandwolverine #twisters #GlenPowel #BillPaxton #titanic</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses the movie Twisters and Sarah's love for Bill Paxton.  Scott is going to see Deadpool and Wolverine all by himself.  Chris can't go on opening night because of an Engagement party that has not happened yet???  Scott's dog is Obese.  Chris has gone down a rabbit hole of Conspiracy Theory's.   Has Sarah given up on the home search?  Plus how did she and Luis traumatize their kids?  Chris got a visitor to his home.  This and much more!!!</p><p>#deadpoolandwolverine #twisters #GlenPowel #BillPaxton #titanic</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/everything-starts-with-a-cat-240-adulting-on-a-ghost-tour]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3289355d-8e03-40ae-92e0-428053d0b357</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jul 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5188a89d-db4e-43ba-b11e-c508c34c4a62/NNF-EP-240.mp3" length="90370026" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>240</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>240</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>I am Gay Jesus: #239 Adulting with an Average size Castle</title><itunes:title>I am Gay Jesus: #239 Adulting with an Average size Castle</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott and Darren, well really only Scott recaps their trip to Disneyland.  Nick can see the future and may be Jesus.  Sarah shares her struggles with moving.  Chris gives us a baby pooping update. </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott and Darren, well really only Scott recaps their trip to Disneyland.  Nick can see the future and may be Jesus.  Sarah shares her struggles with moving.  Chris gives us a baby pooping update. </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/i-am-gay-jesus-239-adulting-with-an-average-size-castle]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bbb346ca-6f15-4d2e-9ac5-eea27d9d5549</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jul 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/39c6109b-b95f-443f-8c42-b01241ac6423/NNF-EP-239.mp3" length="130955466" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>239</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>239</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Wine Coolers for Days: #238 Adulting without Mr Scott</title><itunes:title>Wine Coolers for Days: #238 Adulting without Mr Scott</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott is on vacation so Chris is the Captain now!  The gang discusses their 4th of July.  There is a mystery phone caller.  Nick and Sarah discuss their ADHD or HDTV???  Chris tries to get to know Sarah and Nick a little more and let them talk since Mr. Scott doesn't let them speak.  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott is on vacation so Chris is the Captain now!  The gang discusses their 4th of July.  There is a mystery phone caller.  Nick and Sarah discuss their ADHD or HDTV???  Chris tries to get to know Sarah and Nick a little more and let them talk since Mr. Scott doesn't let them speak.  </p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/wine-coolers-for-days-238-adulting-without-mr-scott]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a2cd75d6-e542-4c6f-81dd-4a65dbe19cf0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jul 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/322847f6-a10d-4835-9b62-5f72d265f3d2/NNF-EP-238.mp3" length="113402826" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>238</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>238</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Pooping Glitter: #237 Adulting with a bag of Nuts</title><itunes:title>Pooping Glitter: #237 Adulting with a bag of Nuts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sarah may have a broken cell phone.  The poop adventures continue for Chris' daughter.  Who sweats more?  Does Nick's Mother in Law have an obsession with squirrels?  Scott will be out next week missing his first episode ever.  Nick has clients dealing with a Hurricane.  </p><p>Vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p><p>Best local Big Shot-Nick Bryan</p><p>Best Local Podcast-No New Friends</p><p>Best Local Radio Voice- Scott Maffei</p><p>Best Local Tik Tok- no.new.friends.podcast</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah may have a broken cell phone.  The poop adventures continue for Chris' daughter.  Who sweats more?  Does Nick's Mother in Law have an obsession with squirrels?  Scott will be out next week missing his first episode ever.  Nick has clients dealing with a Hurricane.  </p><p>Vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p><p>Best local Big Shot-Nick Bryan</p><p>Best Local Podcast-No New Friends</p><p>Best Local Radio Voice- Scott Maffei</p><p>Best Local Tik Tok- no.new.friends.podcast</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/pooping-glitter-237-adulting-with-a-bag-of-nuts]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">236210af-288c-4bb1-b915-cb60e8284d8f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jul 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cf10e142-42da-4a3c-9d8e-df0607007386/NNF-EP-237.mp3" length="99993066" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>237</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>237</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Who is the President: #236 Adulting in a Hazmat Suit</title><itunes:title>Who is the President: #236 Adulting in a Hazmat Suit</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, has technology gone too far?  Is Sarah moving away?  Chris' daughter makes an appearance and seems to be backed up.  Nick is back and talks about his trip.  Who watched the debate?</p><p>#potus #biden #maga #trump #election #viral #fyp</p><p>Vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, has technology gone too far?  Is Sarah moving away?  Chris' daughter makes an appearance and seems to be backed up.  Nick is back and talks about his trip.  Who watched the debate?</p><p>#potus #biden #maga #trump #election #viral #fyp</p><p>Vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/who-is-the-president-236-adulting-in-a-hazmat-suit]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b3f680e5-e691-410e-afc5-e9e170d6ca40</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jun 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0ef60cd7-b269-46d5-8aef-4cb8e64958b0/NNF-EP-236-Final.mp3" length="97843338" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>236</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>236</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Happy Juneteenth: #235 Adulting with Gators and Racist</title><itunes:title>Happy Juneteenth: #235 Adulting with Gators and Racist</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we celebrate Juneteenth and discuss some of the country's ignorance towards the Holiday.  Attack of the paper straws.  The sea Turtles strike again!  Is Scott's wife part Redneck?  What kind of cult did Sara Join?  </p><p>#juneteenth #bridgerton #youtube #fyp #viral</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we celebrate Juneteenth and discuss some of the country's ignorance towards the Holiday.  Attack of the paper straws.  The sea Turtles strike again!  Is Scott's wife part Redneck?  What kind of cult did Sara Join?  </p><p>#juneteenth #bridgerton #youtube #fyp #viral</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/happy-juneteenth-235-adulting-with-gators-and-racist]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">950ad60c-2553-44dd-b75d-2aaf17da6671</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jun 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c35f2245-8f7e-4a18-ab5f-908af3081cd5/NNF-EP-235.mp3" length="112756362" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>235</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>235</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Glazed Donut: #234 Adulting with Hot Dogs down your throat.</title><itunes:title>The Glazed Donut: #234 Adulting with Hot Dogs down your throat.</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott had another awkward encounter out in the wild.  The gang discusses the ban on Joey Chestnut.  Nick explains his absence the last few weeks.  Plus Chris' baby is not pooping regularly! </p><p>#nathanshotdogs #joeychestnut #target #awkwardencounters #glazeddonut</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott had another awkward encounter out in the wild.  The gang discusses the ban on Joey Chestnut.  Nick explains his absence the last few weeks.  Plus Chris' baby is not pooping regularly! </p><p>#nathanshotdogs #joeychestnut #target #awkwardencounters #glazeddonut</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-glazed-donut-234-adulting-with-hot-dogs-down-your-throat-]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ce01fddf-9f0c-481e-a69f-2d6ea4705c8c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jun 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e95afd70-a088-4144-949f-d99c50de6ddc/NNF-EP-234.mp3" length="121175850" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>234</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>234</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Scoop Soldiers to the rescue: #233 Adulting with a Marital Discussion</title><itunes:title>Scoop Soldiers to the rescue: #233 Adulting with a Marital Discussion</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Why does everyone hate Caitlyn Clark?  Chris gives a baby update.  Does she hate him?  The Olrando Weekly nominations are out.  (Please vote daily www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables.  Best Local Podcast, Best local Big shot that is not an elected offical- Nick Bryan, Best Local Tik Tok and Best Local Radio voice).  How do you clean up your dog poop.  Plus our very first live call ins.  </p><p>#caitlynclark #orlandoweekly #parenting #adulting #fyp #viral</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does everyone hate Caitlyn Clark?  Chris gives a baby update.  Does she hate him?  The Olrando Weekly nominations are out.  (Please vote daily www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables.  Best Local Podcast, Best local Big shot that is not an elected offical- Nick Bryan, Best Local Tik Tok and Best Local Radio voice).  How do you clean up your dog poop.  Plus our very first live call ins.  </p><p>#caitlynclark #orlandoweekly #parenting #adulting #fyp #viral</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/raceterbaiting-233-adulting-with-a-marital-discussion]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">02bc83b3-df75-4cf1-b1a3-d550b6649f78</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jun 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1cf91a20-f999-49fa-9b32-e246276bc90f/NNF-EP-233-FInal.mp3" length="114631818" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>233</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>233</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Waffle Stomping in the Shower: #232 Adulting with a dry Toothbrush</title><itunes:title>Waffle Stomping in the Shower: #232 Adulting with a dry Toothbrush</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode did Scott forget another birthday?  Did Luis and Sarah get into a public fight at Epcot?  What are your shower, toothbrushing, and general hygiene habits?  Plus Scott and Darren have a trip coming up.  And how many birthdays has Scott ruined?  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>Beyond the Glass- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_lL1xn8yWA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Beyond The Glass: The WDW Animation Building | FEATURE DOCUMENTARY (youtube.com)</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode did Scott forget another birthday?  Did Luis and Sarah get into a public fight at Epcot?  What are your shower, toothbrushing, and general hygiene habits?  Plus Scott and Darren have a trip coming up.  And how many birthdays has Scott ruined?  </p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>Beyond the Glass- <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_lL1xn8yWA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Beyond The Glass: The WDW Animation Building | FEATURE DOCUMENTARY (youtube.com)</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/waffle-stomping-in-the-shower-232-adulting-with-a-dry-toothbrush]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7f4bfa7c-cf59-4182-8122-c5c5b169a71d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jun 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8ec0042b-2da0-4a83-9a18-43df7bedd048/NNF-EP-232.mp3" length="114371850" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>232</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>232</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Baby&apos;s First Poop: #231 Adulting while Invincible</title><itunes:title>Baby&apos;s First Poop: #231 Adulting while Invincible</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It is Chris' Birthday Episode.  What surprises do we have in store for him?  Plus Chris tells us all about his birthing experience as he and his wife have welcomed a beautiful baby girl or as Scott calls her the spawn of Satin into the world.  Why did Nick have a rough Cruise?  Is Sarah taking over as the main Tik Toker?  </p><p>#childbirth #adulting #podcastreccomendations #viral</p><p>www.sandpipervactions.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is Chris' Birthday Episode.  What surprises do we have in store for him?  Plus Chris tells us all about his birthing experience as he and his wife have welcomed a beautiful baby girl or as Scott calls her the spawn of Satin into the world.  Why did Nick have a rough Cruise?  Is Sarah taking over as the main Tik Toker?  </p><p>#childbirth #adulting #podcastreccomendations #viral</p><p>www.sandpipervactions.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/babys-first-poop-231-adulting-while-invincible]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">589d2c75-bb3c-4ca2-8ece-c093539ba82f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/27b0683d-15b3-4c69-99ad-bb252fd59dbc/NNF-Ep-231.mp3" length="164868527" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:38:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>231</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>231</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>A Chink in the Armour: #230 Adulting with a Pearl Necklace</title><itunes:title>A Chink in the Armour: #230 Adulting with a Pearl Necklace</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott shares the fun of streaming at the parks with his wife.  Then how is Sarah's Spanish getting so good?  The gang tries to get Chris ready to be a father.  Scott tries to explain to Chris what a pear necklace is.  Is Chris becoming a minister? </p><p>#tiktok #viral #fyp #duolingo #notery </p><p>Connect with Sandpiper Vacations: www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>To Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott shares the fun of streaming at the parks with his wife.  Then how is Sarah's Spanish getting so good?  The gang tries to get Chris ready to be a father.  Scott tries to explain to Chris what a pear necklace is.  Is Chris becoming a minister? </p><p>#tiktok #viral #fyp #duolingo #notery </p><p>Connect with Sandpiper Vacations: www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>To Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/a-chink-in-the-armour-230-adulting-with-a-pearl-necklace]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">43cd8334-b860-44c7-8d37-71ba6acfc739</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d48bdf8e-e54c-4096-9ee2-c9ac722e2647/NNF-Ep-230.mp3" length="125672874" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>230</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>230</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Getting Poked by Hot Indy:  #229 Adulting with RukkyB</title><itunes:title>Getting Poked by Hot Indy:  #229 Adulting with RukkyB</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott had another run in with Hot Indy and it went better than expected.  Do you listen to this smut in public?  Chris brings us an Eddie vs Steve update.  Scott now has a Loungefly problem.  How is AI changing the way we do things?  Did someone book a vacation and not use Nick? And much more!</p><p>#indianajones #loungefly #eddiedeezen #tiktok #fyp </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott had another run in with Hot Indy and it went better than expected.  Do you listen to this smut in public?  Chris brings us an Eddie vs Steve update.  Scott now has a Loungefly problem.  How is AI changing the way we do things?  Did someone book a vacation and not use Nick? 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Who will win?  To see the episode in its entirety with all the videos check it out on our YouTube.  https://youtube.com/live/unNEI2u_Qc8?feature=share</p><p>Is Eddie Deezen star of Polar Express in trouble?  What is Scott's problem with Marathon runners?  Find out how Scott managed to injure himself on a pub crawl.  Plus soo much more.</p><p>#monorailpubcrawl #tradersams #eddiedeezen #polarexpress #awardshow #marathon</p><p>To book a vacation visit www.sandpipervacations.com tell them that the No New Friends Podcast sent you.  </p><p>To connect with us on all of our social media or join our club house visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com  </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is our Second Annual Friendies Award show.  Who will win?  To see the episode in its entirety with all the videos check it out on our YouTube.  https://youtube.com/live/unNEI2u_Qc8?feature=share</p><p>Is Eddie Deezen star of Polar Express in trouble?  What is Scott's problem with Marathon runners?  Find out how Scott managed to injure himself on a pub crawl.  Plus soo much more.</p><p>#monorailpubcrawl #tradersams #eddiedeezen #polarexpress #awardshow #marathon</p><p>To book a vacation visit www.sandpipervacations.com tell them that the No New Friends Podcast sent you.  </p><p>To connect with us on all of our social media or join our club house visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com  </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/2024-friendies-228-adulting-with-homeless-eddie-deezen]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0e6b6f5a-dcfb-4bb0-92f6-46a97ba81baa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c895a5c7-d8a5-48d4-a012-51376caf8785/NNF-Ep-228.mp3" length="115398666" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>228</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>228</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>50 Shades of Gay: #227 Adulting in Witness Protection</title><itunes:title>50 Shades of Gay: #227 Adulting in Witness Protection</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott discusses Hot Indy at length.  Kids and Social Media.  Is Sarah in witness protection?  What is Gay Underwear and why are jock straps so complicated?  Nick talks about some awkward hook ups.  We received another email.  </p><p>Nominate us for best local podcast under the category Local Notables www.vote.orandoweekly.com</p><p>#50shades #IndianaJones</p><p>www.sandpipervactions.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott discusses Hot Indy at length.  Kids and Social Media.  Is Sarah in witness protection?  What is Gay Underwear and why are jock straps so complicated?  Nick talks about some awkward hook ups.  We received another email.  </p><p>Nominate us for best local podcast under the category Local Notables www.vote.orandoweekly.com</p><p>#50shades #IndianaJones</p><p>www.sandpipervactions.com</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/50-shades-of-gay-227-adulting-in-witness-protection]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5e270da2-6504-4c30-ba0e-98ec83b2304e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e6487d9a-5359-40ef-928d-871437bfaccb/NNF-EP-227.mp3" length="105066195" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>227</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>227</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>2 Heads are Better: #226 Adulting with a Foot Fetish</title><itunes:title>2 Heads are Better: #226 Adulting with a Foot Fetish</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses the recent Solar Eclipse.  Scott uses a questionable word, is this the one that gets us canceled?  How do the conjoined twins have sex?  Plus who has a foot fetish and who is grossed out, and soooo much more! </p><p>#solareclipse #conjoinedtwins #abbyandbrittanyhensel #footfetish </p><p>Please nominate us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast and Best Local Tik Tok.  </p><p>Visit Nick at www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>Our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses the recent Solar Eclipse.  Scott uses a questionable word, is this the one that gets us canceled?  How do the conjoined twins have sex?  Plus who has a foot fetish and who is grossed out, and soooo much more! </p><p>#solareclipse #conjoinedtwins #abbyandbrittanyhensel #footfetish </p><p>Please nominate us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast and Best Local Tik Tok.  </p><p>Visit Nick at www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>Our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/2-heads-are-better-226-adulting-with-a-foot-fetish]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9ebaeb59-2b7c-429c-b629-5f75c18348cc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/82cdea60-789c-421b-9e1f-2e6e6732757a/NNF-EP-226.mp3" length="115029066" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>226</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>226</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>$500 Miller Light: #225 Adulting with a moving Garbage Can</title><itunes:title>$500 Miller Light: #225 Adulting with a moving Garbage Can</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott recaps his trip to Jamaica. Did he visit the Nude Beach???  Nick recaps his cruise, what did he have planned.  Chris was forced to make a large home purchase, but why???  Please nominate us for best Local Podcast www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables.  </p><p>Connect with Sandpiper Vacations www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>To connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott recaps his trip to Jamaica. Did he visit the Nude Beach???  Nick recaps his cruise, what did he have planned.  Chris was forced to make a large home purchase, but why???  Please nominate us for best Local Podcast www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables.  </p><p>Connect with Sandpiper Vacations www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>To connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/500-miller-light-225-adulting-with-a-moving-garbage-can]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">84e6c409-418d-40d7-8a54-d4fe5e610d9d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f509f46a-7874-4c00-bf24-06daa76a0af3/NNF-Ep-225.mp3" length="150069162" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:29:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>225</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>225</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Money Pit: #224 Adulting with too much underwear</title><itunes:title>The Money Pit: #224 Adulting with too much underwear</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Nick and Scott are getting ready for their vacation did they over pack?  Plus how last minute is last minute to pack.  Also Chris' new home purchase has become the money pit.  </p><p>#themoneypit #vacationmode #adulting</p><p>Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Please nominate us vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast and Best Local Tik Tok.  </p><p>Connect with Sandpiper Vacations www.sandpipervacations.com </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Nick and Scott are getting ready for their vacation did they over pack?  Plus how last minute is last minute to pack.  Also Chris' new home purchase has become the money pit.  </p><p>#themoneypit #vacationmode #adulting</p><p>Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Please nominate us vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast and Best Local Tik Tok.  </p><p>Connect with Sandpiper Vacations www.sandpipervacations.com </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-money-pit-224-adulting-with-too-much-underwear]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">df217226-67cd-43ca-aa13-8fb04487c2d9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f30f29aa-d183-4d64-9b02-cdcb44f5deed/NNF-Ep-224.mp3" length="125978634" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>224</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>224</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Possessed by Demons: #223 Adulting on April Fools Day!</title><itunes:title>Possessed by Demons: #223 Adulting on April Fools Day!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy April Fools day!!!  What do we have in store for you???  Listen to find out!  Was Scott possessed by Demons?  Why did Scott starve Luis, Sarah, and Darren?  Plus wrestling talk???  </p><p>#aprilfoolsday #tiktok #exorsist </p><p>Connect with us- www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>Sandpiper Vacations- www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy April Fools day!!!  What do we have in store for you???  Listen to find out!  Was Scott possessed by Demons?  Why did Scott starve Luis, Sarah, and Darren?  Plus wrestling talk???  </p><p>#aprilfoolsday #tiktok #exorsist </p><p>Connect with us- www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>Sandpiper Vacations- www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>www.vote.orlandoweekly.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/possessed-by-demons-223-adulting-on-april-fools-day]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">15b5bf3c-7a72-4ddf-b638-d2529073481e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 31 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5e1a420e-492c-4b29-86a7-14b68629def2/NNF-ep-223.mp3" length="110629482" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>223</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>223</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Anxiety about Anxiety: #222 Adulting with a Canadian Package</title><itunes:title>Anxiety about Anxiety: #222 Adulting with a Canadian Package</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott's wife scheduled an appointment on Tik Tok live day!  How long did it take Scott to let the crew eat at Animal Kingdom?  We got our first piece of fan art.  Check out murphey.woodworking on the Facebook or the IG.  Nick read Scott and his wife's vacation request list.....and much more!  </p><p>#AnimalKingdom #DAK #Waltdisneyworld #WDW #adulting #podcastreccomendations</p><p>Connect with us- www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com</p><p>Sandpiper Vacations- www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>Nominate us for Best Local Podcast starting 3/25/24 vote.orlandoweekly.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott's wife scheduled an appointment on Tik Tok live day!  How long did it take Scott to let the crew eat at Animal Kingdom?  We got our first piece of fan art.  Check out murphey.woodworking on the Facebook or the IG.  Nick read Scott and his wife's vacation request list.....and much more!  </p><p>#AnimalKingdom #DAK #Waltdisneyworld #WDW #adulting #podcastreccomendations</p><p>Connect with us- www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com</p><p>Sandpiper Vacations- www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p>Nominate us for Best Local Podcast starting 3/25/24 vote.orlandoweekly.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/anxiety-about-anxiety-222-adulting-with-a-canadian-package]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">445e1ada-798e-4a4e-af0a-78ec1efb22ae</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6af59c61-16ab-4c37-8d22-baae78b45c82/NNF-EP-222.mp3" length="98788170" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>222</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>222</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>She&apos;s Pregnant not Fat: #221 Adulting on the Couch</title><itunes:title>She&apos;s Pregnant not Fat: #221 Adulting on the Couch</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we announce the nominations for the Friendies.  To vote just visit our website nonewfriendspodcast.com and join our public Discord.  Then did Chris just call his wife fat?  Plus baby nursery planning and much more.  </p><p>#adulting #Adultingfails #husbandfails</p><p>Our Website-nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>Sandpiper Vacations- www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we announce the nominations for the Friendies.  To vote just visit our website nonewfriendspodcast.com and join our public Discord.  Then did Chris just call his wife fat?  Plus baby nursery planning and much more.  </p><p>#adulting #Adultingfails #husbandfails</p><p>Our Website-nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>Sandpiper Vacations- www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/shes-pregnant-not-fat-221-adulting-on-the-couch]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d9c447fe-d9b3-411e-a85c-9649365a295f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fafcdc55-061a-4d0a-88bf-ab3344d4fd51/NNF-Ep-221.mp3" length="91716714" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>221</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>221</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Barefoot, Pregnant, in the Kitchen #220 Adulting with a haunted bathroom</title><itunes:title>Barefoot, Pregnant, in the Kitchen #220 Adulting with a haunted bathroom</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we get an email from an angry wife about her lazy husband.  Chris' reactions will shock you.  What is going on in Chris' bathroom, and why is he tearing it a part.  Plus how did everyone handle the Facebook/IG outage this week.  Plus with Scott's dog in heat what torment is he going through?  </p><p>To connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  </p><p>Book a vacation www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we get an email from an angry wife about her lazy husband.  Chris' reactions will shock you.  What is going on in Chris' bathroom, and why is he tearing it a part.  Plus how did everyone handle the Facebook/IG outage this week.  Plus with Scott's dog in heat what torment is he going through?  </p><p>To connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  </p><p>Book a vacation www.sandpipervacations.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/barefoot-pregnant-in-the-kitchen-220-adulting-with-a-haunted-bathroom]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e498a167-e077-476c-9e20-72cc86bd992b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 10 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8a0e79db-82b2-47b7-b256-680aabcb4b38/NNF-EP-220.mp3" length="86839338" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>220</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>220</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Intervention: #219 Adulting in Separate Beds</title><itunes:title>The Intervention: #219 Adulting in Separate Beds</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode what conversation were Scott's wife and Daughter having that made Scott uncomfortable?  Plus Scott gets a Tik Tok Intervention.  Nick has had a rough week Tornados, back pain, and vomit oh my! What ride at Disney scares Scott the most.  Is sleeping in separate beds than your partner ok?  One of the gang does it regularly.  </p><p>#intervention #tiktok #disney #ohiotornado </p><p>Please connect with us all of our links are on our Website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Visit Nick at www.sandpipervacations.com.  </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode what conversation were Scott's wife and Daughter having that made Scott uncomfortable?  Plus Scott gets a Tik Tok Intervention.  Nick has had a rough week Tornados, back pain, and vomit oh my! What ride at Disney scares Scott the most.  Is sleeping in separate beds than your partner ok?  One of the gang does it regularly.  </p><p>#intervention #tiktok #disney #ohiotornado </p><p>Please connect with us all of our links are on our Website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Visit Nick at www.sandpipervacations.com.  </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-intervention-219-adulting-in-separate-beds]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4f47e94d-b962-445b-a91b-b17ce97c4e3a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ebd79bfb-71b4-4e24-9f45-da07d443656e/NNF-EP-219.mp3" length="110531370" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>219</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>219</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Crying Solves Everything: #218 Adulting in Jail</title><itunes:title>Crying Solves Everything: #218 Adulting in Jail</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Why was Scott brought to tears?  Who are Jack and Jane and why did they send us an email?  Sarah has some Tik Tok Complaints.  Scott talks about his Valentines day.  Is he in trouble???  AND...Nick went to Jail??????  Plus a special announcement and much more.</p><p>#valentinesday #tiktok #viral #hardknocks </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours.  www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.&nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why was Scott brought to tears?  Who are Jack and Jane and why did they send us an email?  Sarah has some Tik Tok Complaints.  Scott talks about his Valentines day.  Is he in trouble???  AND...Nick went to Jail??????  Plus a special announcement and much more.</p><p>#valentinesday #tiktok #viral #hardknocks </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours.  www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.&nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/crying-solves-everything-218-adulting-in-jail]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fe857828-fdb8-4ff3-90a0-b373db0da0e2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2024 18:30:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d161c913-9669-4854-9647-2f2bff864842/NNF-EP-218.mp3" length="110075754" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>218</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>218</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Learning Bad Words: #217 Adulting as a Swiftie</title><itunes:title>Learning Bad Words: #217 Adulting as a Swiftie</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day expectations, and what happens when the right amount of alcohol mixes with charged hormones.  Nick's daughter has developed a potty mouth, but is ok at home!  Has Scott become a Swiftie?  Sarah teaches us some Jew Math.  Also, when our Spouses set us up to fail by letting us make decisions.  Alex from the Diz Hiz podcast joins us.  </p><p>#swiftie #valentinesday #badwords #adulting </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day expectations, and what happens when the right amount of alcohol mixes with charged hormones.  Nick's daughter has developed a potty mouth, but is ok at home!  Has Scott become a Swiftie?  Sarah teaches us some Jew Math.  Also, when our Spouses set us up to fail by letting us make decisions.  Alex from the Diz Hiz podcast joins us.  </p><p>#swiftie #valentinesday #badwords #adulting </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/learning-bad-words-217-adulting-as-a-swiftie]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fbc59225-c2d0-4e00-b8e9-9ae3e41b3deb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3149401a-1bf7-4f28-bf70-b3f712d5e9df/NNF-EP-217.mp3" length="104644650" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>217</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>217</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Pregnancy Guilt:  #216 Adulting with a Middle Age Tik Tocker</title><itunes:title>Pregnancy Guilt:  #216 Adulting with a Middle Age Tik Tocker</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott is officially a middle aged Tik Toker and shares their experiences (or what he remembers) streaming from Disney's Animal Kingdom.  The gang discusses their Valentine's day and Superbowl plans.  Sarah let her daughters listen to an episode of NNF.  Scott's son Darren is filling in for Nick, how much therapy will he need afterwards?  Chris brings us a pregnancy update, and much more.  </p><p>#tiktok #Animalkingdom #waltdisneyworld #viral #fyp #superbowl #valentinesday</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott is officially a middle aged Tik Toker and shares their experiences (or what he remembers) streaming from Disney's Animal Kingdom.  The gang discusses their Valentine's day and Superbowl plans.  Sarah let her daughters listen to an episode of NNF.  Scott's son Darren is filling in for Nick, how much therapy will he need afterwards?  Chris brings us a pregnancy update, and much more.  </p><p>#tiktok #Animalkingdom #waltdisneyworld #viral #fyp #superbowl #valentinesday</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/pregnancy-guilt-216-adulting-with-a-middle-age-tik-tocker]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">64398690-4b58-499d-839d-cdfcbecac5e3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/98e530ca-cc84-473b-8913-d2618d4ffa3f/NNF-EP-216.mp3" length="92908842" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>216</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>216</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Tik Tok Suspension: #215 Adulting with Significant Weight Gain</title><itunes:title>Tik Tok Suspension: #215 Adulting with Significant Weight Gain</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode NNF gets it's account suspended with in the first 48 hours of going live.  What did Scott do?  How did he appeal?  What were they suspended for?  Plus Scott's wife made him do chores after 4 hours of sleep, what happens next.  Nick has started Corgi Coin 2.0, how did Piper take advantage and play it to her benefit.  Then Chris get's on a scale.  What the Hell is White Coat syndrome?  </p><p>#tiktok #adulting #adultingfails #honeydolist #weightgain</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours.  www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode NNF gets it's account suspended with in the first 48 hours of going live.  What did Scott do?  How did he appeal?  What were they suspended for?  Plus Scott's wife made him do chores after 4 hours of sleep, what happens next.  Nick has started Corgi Coin 2.0, how did Piper take advantage and play it to her benefit.  Then Chris get's on a scale.  What the Hell is White Coat syndrome?  </p><p>#tiktok #adulting #adultingfails #honeydolist #weightgain</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours.  www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/tik-tok-suspension-215-adulting-with-significant-weight-gain]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">502bf5bd-328a-4685-a7b9-ba49816fc959</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/042499aa-c3fe-4b71-bbb1-f640f8e1031a/NNF-Ep-215.mp3" length="137465130" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>215</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>215</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Jewish American Princess: #214 Adulting with Backed up Pipes</title><itunes:title>The Jewish American Princess: #214 Adulting with Backed up Pipes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's Sarah's Birthday Episode!!!  We had to ask Sarah, are those real or fake?  Plus what the heck is Buy now, Pay Later?  Nick just had a preview of Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas.  Plus what is going on in Chris' house now?  </p><p>#royalcaribbean #iconoftheseas #gaycruise #sewage</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount..  w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's Sarah's Birthday Episode!!!  We had to ask Sarah, are those real or fake?  Plus what the heck is Buy now, Pay Later?  Nick just had a preview of Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas.  Plus what is going on in Chris' house now?  </p><p>#royalcaribbean #iconoftheseas #gaycruise #sewage</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount..  w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-jewish-american-princess-214-adulting-with-backed-up-pipes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7a97ae58-9d5c-4106-b4d7-9a3183a17ad0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 28 Jan 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8c50034c-9082-4fa5-b5cb-a6368c7998f8/NNF-Ep-214.mp3" length="114815370" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>214</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>214</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Cute little Poop Nugget: #213 Adulting with a nude haircut</title><itunes:title>Cute little Poop Nugget: #213 Adulting with a nude haircut</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Sarah has an extremely awkward hair appointment.  What did she show her stylist?  Chris finds himself in a pretty crappy situation.  Nick is now Blue Checkmark Verified and has begun receiving the strangest messages.  Who has it colder.  Nick is sailing on the ship of dreams, and so much more.  </p><p>#dpicks #virgin #royalcarribean #greatclips #dogpoop  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Sarah has an extremely awkward hair appointment.  What did she show her stylist?  Chris finds himself in a pretty crappy situation.  Nick is now Blue Checkmark Verified and has begun receiving the strangest messages.  Who has it colder.  Nick is sailing on the ship of dreams, and so much more.  </p><p>#dpicks #virgin #royalcarribean #greatclips #dogpoop  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/cute-little-poop-nugget-213-adulting-with-a-nude-haircut]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">86201017-37e3-4679-a349-d489db66e860</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3bbe1f5e-2dcb-4b62-8180-0c89f8035308/NNF-EP-213.mp3" length="115918794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>213</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>213</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Boy who Cried Wolf...and Coyote: #212 Adulting with a busted TV</title><itunes:title>The Boy who Cried Wolf...and Coyote: #212 Adulting with a busted TV</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sarah now has the most expensive paper weight.  Who is more upset about it?  Has NNF gone #viral?  Nick takes a wild trip into the future.  Does he like what he sees?  Chris has a run in with a wild animal.  Is it a Wolf, a Fox, or maybe just a dog?  Who knows!  </p><p>#podcastreccomendations #viral #fyp #youtube </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah now has the most expensive paper weight.  Who is more upset about it?  Has NNF gone #viral?  Nick takes a wild trip into the future.  Does he like what he sees?  Chris has a run in with a wild animal.  Is it a Wolf, a Fox, or maybe just a dog?  Who knows!  </p><p>#podcastreccomendations #viral #fyp #youtube </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-boy-who-cried-wolf-and-coyote-212-adulting-with-a-busted-tv]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e29c44c4-0f9d-4f70-8e1a-9958d2073750</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2024 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a7dca41e-0e5d-4d29-81fe-e5fc3e17cdf5/NNF-Ep-212.mp3" length="104188362" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>212</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>212</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Ants Go Marching On: #211 Adulting with Head Lice</title><itunes:title>The Ants Go Marching On: #211 Adulting with Head Lice</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we celebrate January 6th..... (Three Kings Day).  Nick's pain in the ass client finally booked a vacation and is contemplating visiting the "Clothing Optional" Beach.  So the gang discusses Nude Beaches.  Chris' war on the ants is heating up a bit.  Has Chris gone too far?  Sarah's house is not getting a visit from the lice Army.  </p><p>#newyearnewme #january6th #j6choir #sandals #nudebeach #antarmy #headlice #adulting #viral #comedy #adultingfails #podcastreccommendations</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we celebrate January 6th..... (Three Kings Day).  Nick's pain in the ass client finally booked a vacation and is contemplating visiting the "Clothing Optional" Beach.  So the gang discusses Nude Beaches.  Chris' war on the ants is heating up a bit.  Has Chris gone too far?  Sarah's house is not getting a visit from the lice Army.  </p><p>#newyearnewme #january6th #j6choir #sandals #nudebeach #antarmy #headlice #adulting #viral #comedy #adultingfails #podcastreccommendations</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-ants-go-marching-on-insurrection-day-211-adulting-with-head-lice]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">61f3854d-3536-4b18-8885-cbc2f0be842c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2024 18:15:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9a65d4b1-407f-4850-b98a-dc40c407e0da/NNF-Ep-211.mp3" length="142293450" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:24:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>211</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>211</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>White Girl Lost in Puerto Rico: #210 Adulting on New Years</title><itunes:title>White Girl Lost in Puerto Rico: #210 Adulting on New Years</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year Everyone!!  The gang gives a quick Christmas Recap including the highly anticipated story of Chris' Christmas hosting.  Then Sarah shares stories of her trip to Puerto Rico and did she really try to order in Spanish?  Plus the 2023 recap on celebrity deaths and 2023 for the Podcast!  Plus what is a J.A.P?  </p><p>#jap #puertorico #NYE #HappynewYear #viral #podcastreccomendations #newyearnewme</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp; </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Year Everyone!!  The gang gives a quick Christmas Recap including the highly anticipated story of Chris' Christmas hosting.  Then Sarah shares stories of her trip to Puerto Rico and did she really try to order in Spanish?  Plus the 2023 recap on celebrity deaths and 2023 for the Podcast!  Plus what is a J.A.P?  </p><p>#jap #puertorico #NYE #HappynewYear #viral #podcastreccomendations #newyearnewme</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp; </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/white-girl-lost-in-puerto-rico-210-adulting-on-new-years]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ea7640eb-8b87-4368-8828-e972d31002c7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2023 07:30:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b33dca65-9d3c-4fbb-89d0-6a75bb9c4344/NNF-Ep-210.mp3" length="149578602" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:29:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>210</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>210</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Know it all Kid and the Polar Express:  #209 Adulting with a Bed Time</title><itunes:title>Know it all Kid and the Polar Express:  #209 Adulting with a Bed Time</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Eddie Deezen one of the stars of the Polar Express joins us to discuss The Polar Express and Tom Hanks.  The gang discusses their Holiday Traditions, and wrapping misfortunes.  Nick shares his troubles with a super High Maintenance client.  And so much more.  Be sure to email the secret word of the week to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  To purchase an Eddie Deezen Cameo please visit: <a href="https://www.cameo.com/eddiedeezen?qid=1703120800&amp;aaQueryId=0f304b67c16a7fcf0d2dc32f3225b570" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Eddie Deezen | Cameo</a> .</p><p>#polarexpress #eddiedeezen #tomhanks #traditions #christmas</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eddie Deezen one of the stars of the Polar Express joins us to discuss The Polar Express and Tom Hanks.  The gang discusses their Holiday Traditions, and wrapping misfortunes.  Nick shares his troubles with a super High Maintenance client.  And so much more.  Be sure to email the secret word of the week to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  To purchase an Eddie Deezen Cameo please visit: <a href="https://www.cameo.com/eddiedeezen?qid=1703120800&amp;aaQueryId=0f304b67c16a7fcf0d2dc32f3225b570" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Eddie Deezen | Cameo</a> .</p><p>#polarexpress #eddiedeezen #tomhanks #traditions #christmas</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/know-it-all-kid-and-the-polar-express-209-adulting-with-a-bed-time]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2e799751-7a09-4b4c-a64d-77de0532a794</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4b88ead6-3205-4d0f-8c7c-1e1d5715ea74/NNF-EP-209.mp3" length="130080522" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>209</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>209</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Will the real Santa Please Stand Up: #208 Adulting with an Expired Tag</title><itunes:title>Will the real Santa Please Stand Up: #208 Adulting with an Expired Tag</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode The gang discusses their last minute gift shopping practices.  Scott's daughter not only calls him old but tells him the Truth about Santa.  Sarah had her car towed...but Why?  Nick shares some funny stories from Hawaii.  Chris brings another top list.  And what is the meaning behind the colored loofahs in the Villages?  </p><p>#loofahs #santa #theVillages #adulting</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode The gang discusses their last minute gift shopping practices.  Scott's daughter not only calls him old but tells him the Truth about Santa.  Sarah had her car towed...but Why?  Nick shares some funny stories from Hawaii.  Chris brings another top list.  And what is the meaning behind the colored loofahs in the Villages?  </p><p>#loofahs #santa #theVillages #adulting</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/will-the-real-santa-please-stand-up-208-adulting-with-an-expired-tag]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fd72c632-e73e-4b69-9e88-3808f4fe207c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2023 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0cbd2633-4a86-4ef1-9953-0ad147506b4e/NNF-EP-208.mp3" length="131355306" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:18:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>208</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>208</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Mistletoes and Menorahs: #207 Adulting during Hannukah</title><itunes:title>Mistletoes and Menorahs: #207 Adulting during Hannukah</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It is our Hannukah or Channukah episode!  Sarah shares the history of Hannukah and how her holiday gets left out of Holiday Celebrations because it is an End Cap Holiday.  Scott explains how FSU was cheated out of the CFP.  Chris brings us a top 10 list and so much more.  Email the secret word to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  This word will expire on 12/17/23.  </p><p>#hannukah #manorah #CFP #FSU #NCAA #ESPN #SEC #ACC #cheated #snubbed #rigged #ifyoucantbeatuscheatus</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is our Hannukah or Channukah episode!  Sarah shares the history of Hannukah and how her holiday gets left out of Holiday Celebrations because it is an End Cap Holiday.  Scott explains how FSU was cheated out of the CFP.  Chris brings us a top 10 list and so much more.  Email the secret word to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  This word will expire on 12/17/23.  </p><p>#hannukah #manorah #CFP #FSU #NCAA #ESPN #SEC #ACC #cheated #snubbed #rigged #ifyoucantbeatuscheatus</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mistletoes-and-menorahs-207-adulting-during-hannukah]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d15fca86-4dd7-4883-acbf-2f8980432ea9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2023 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b9c200bf-ced6-45d8-8454-1a9fe941f344/NNF-Ep-207.mp3" length="153130794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:31:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>207</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>207</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>All I want for Christmas is a Name Change: #206 Adulting with a hole in my Basement</title><itunes:title>All I want for Christmas is a Name Change: #206 Adulting with a hole in my Basement</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The gang first recaps their Thanksgiving.  Did Scott act inappropriate at the dinner table?  Then Sarah takes us on a journey through hell to legally change her name.  Did Scott Adopt another Dog.  And what chaos is it bringing.  Plus what the hell is in a basement.  To enter our Season of Giving $250 give away contest, email the secret word to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  </p><p>#namechange #sumppump </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang first recaps their Thanksgiving.  Did Scott act inappropriate at the dinner table?  Then Sarah takes us on a journey through hell to legally change her name.  Did Scott Adopt another Dog.  And what chaos is it bringing.  Plus what the hell is in a basement.  To enter our Season of Giving $250 give away contest, email the secret word to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  </p><p>#namechange #sumppump </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-name-change-206-adulting-with-a-hole-in-my-basement]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ed273a99-dad3-4509-ab55-1489f7142897</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2023 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fcd4ffa2-11dd-4012-81c8-b878d6bb310b/NNF-Ep206.mp3" length="132798090" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>206</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>206</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Fast Pass to the Dog House: #205 Adulting with a tired Wife</title><itunes:title>Fast Pass to the Dog House: #205 Adulting with a tired Wife</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott's wife made him make a decision, what disasters does he have in store for us?  Chris shares the every day joys as he continues to be Husband of the year while his wife is pregnant with their child.  Sarah shares some interesting details about her background that we had NO idea about.  Nick has some Baby Mama Drama!  Email the secret word to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  Word expires on 12/3/23.   To enter the secret word contest email nnfcontests@gmail.com</p><p>#babymamadrama #doghouse #preggers</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott's wife made him make a decision, what disasters does he have in store for us?  Chris shares the every day joys as he continues to be Husband of the year while his wife is pregnant with their child.  Sarah shares some interesting details about her background that we had NO idea about.  Nick has some Baby Mama Drama!  Email the secret word to nnfcontests@gmail.com.  Word expires on 12/3/23.   To enter the secret word contest email nnfcontests@gmail.com</p><p>#babymamadrama #doghouse #preggers</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/fast-pass-to-the-dog-house-205-adulting-with-a-tired-wife]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ff0684d3-d761-459c-b27a-b72eaa9f319a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2023 18:15:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d0433840-989d-446d-91ab-e400f044032a/NNF-Ep-205.mp3" length="137037738" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>205</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>205</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Guest Room Nightmares: #204 Adulting with incorrect Recycling</title><itunes:title>Guest Room Nightmares: #204 Adulting with incorrect Recycling</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses Bad Guests in their homes or nightmares when they were a guest in someone else's home.  Then why has it become so difficult to properly recycle.  What is the appropriate temp to have your AC set to?  Why do the Gay's love going overboard in Christmas decorating. </p><p>#recycling #guestrooms #gaysatchristmas</p><p> To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses Bad Guests in their homes or nightmares when they were a guest in someone else's home.  Then why has it become so difficult to properly recycle.  What is the appropriate temp to have your AC set to?  Why do the Gay's love going overboard in Christmas decorating. </p><p>#recycling #guestrooms #gaysatchristmas</p><p> To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/guest-room-nightmares-204-adulting-with-incorrect-recycling]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">78712441-9254-4b16-a0ed-c7a9a4592dcb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2023 01:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3d907876-91e9-446a-97c3-85b3654ab643/NNF-Ep-204.mp3" length="81209189" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>204</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>204</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Thankful for Hookers and Cocaine: #203 Adulting with Chorizo</title><itunes:title>Thankful for Hookers and Cocaine: #203 Adulting with Chorizo</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It is our Thanksgiving Episode.  The Gang Discusses the Awkwardness that is Thanksgiving meals.  Since Thanksgiving is basically the preshow for Christmas, Scott discusses a recent Holiday Purchase.  Sarah is gearing up for Hannukah, Chris has a lot of pinned up aggression towards his Sister.  Nick gives us a Walt Disney World Travel update, and so much more!  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is our Thanksgiving Episode.  The Gang Discusses the Awkwardness that is Thanksgiving meals.  Since Thanksgiving is basically the preshow for Christmas, Scott discusses a recent Holiday Purchase.  Sarah is gearing up for Hannukah, Chris has a lot of pinned up aggression towards his Sister.  Nick gives us a Walt Disney World Travel update, and so much more!  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/thankful-for-hookers-and-cocaine-203-adulting-with-chorizo]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">49b27456-cb45-4eb9-b76b-8103f6a33020</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2023 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e4c4b530-8301-4487-8ecc-b5c1efec1bd1/NNF-Ep-203.mp3" length="133023882" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>203</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>203</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Punch Card to the ER:  #202 Adulting with a Haircut Appointment</title><itunes:title>Punch Card to the ER:  #202 Adulting with a Haircut Appointment</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary continues to struggle to stay alive.  Her kids are challenging her to the Brink.    She has her second trip to the ED or ER in as many weeks.  Then Sarah's husband ruined Scott's day.  86 fun!  Finally, Nick is super happy with the new Ohio votes.  Sarah may or may not want to move to Ohio.  </p><p>#legalize #punchcard #hairappointment</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary continues to struggle to stay alive.  Her kids are challenging her to the Brink.    She has her second trip to the ED or ER in as many weeks.  Then Sarah's husband ruined Scott's day.  86 fun!  Finally, Nick is super happy with the new Ohio votes.  Sarah may or may not want to move to Ohio.  </p><p>#legalize #punchcard #hairappointment</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/punch-card-to-the-er-adulting-with-a-haircut-appointment]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3a3d7891-03ea-4a40-b88b-8819d5c73e6f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2023 18:15:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/25bce94b-122f-4cbb-b182-29b3efc2d2b2/NNF-Ep-202.mp3" length="114840906" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>202</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>202</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>200 a Look Back:  #201 Adulting with NNF</title><itunes:title>200 a Look Back:  #201 Adulting with NNF</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Chris and Scott look back at NNF past 50 Episodes and give insight to behind the scene moments from these episodes.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris and Scott look back at NNF past 50 Episodes and give insight to behind the scene moments from these episodes.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/200-a-look-back-201-adulting-with-nnf]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f7f918bd-e9e8-4692-a06e-03183790e4b1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2023 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/10b7c632-0725-4a67-9977-08c8aeb5aa7c/NNF-Ep-201.mp3" length="145918675" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:26:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>201</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>201</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Swifties Ruin Everything: #200 Adulting with Celebrity Sex Tapes</title><itunes:title>Swifties Ruin Everything: #200 Adulting with Celebrity Sex Tapes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's our 200th Episode so we are joined by Comedian James Yon to celebrate the occasion.  James discusses the challenges of performing Stand Up Comedy in the year 2023.  Then Scott is fed up with Swifties ruining everything, especially fantasy football.  Then the gang discusses which Celebrities Sex tape they would want to see.  Then a Halloween Recap.  Check out James at openbar.com.   #swfties #taylorandtravis #taylorswift #traviskelce</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's our 200th Episode so we are joined by Comedian James Yon to celebrate the occasion.  James discusses the challenges of performing Stand Up Comedy in the year 2023.  Then Scott is fed up with Swifties ruining everything, especially fantasy football.  Then the gang discusses which Celebrities Sex tape they would want to see.  Then a Halloween Recap.  Check out James at openbar.com.   #swfties #taylorandtravis #taylorswift #traviskelce</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/swifties-ruin-everything-200-adulting-with-celebrity-sex-tapes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">53033b16-9fe9-4bc0-b035-2c41cc1da868</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3a9f0bff-e097-41b6-ad75-28be3a483942/NNF-Ep-200.mp3" length="136367082" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>200</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>200</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Diaper Rash: #199 Adulting with Fatherly Advice</title><itunes:title>Diaper Rash: #199 Adulting with Fatherly Advice</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This Episode is all about Little Baby Yobb coming May 2024.  Alex and Scott give Chris a bunch of advice, the fact that Chris trusts Alex and Scott with baby advice is a bit disturbing.  Chris has no idea what is coming his way! </p><p>#expecting #diaperrash #firsttimedad</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Episode is all about Little Baby Yobb coming May 2024.  Alex and Scott give Chris a bunch of advice, the fact that Chris trusts Alex and Scott with baby advice is a bit disturbing.  Chris has no idea what is coming his way! </p><p>#expecting #diaperrash #firsttimedad</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/diaper-rash-199-adulting-with-fatherly-advice]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eb3c096c-db11-4901-9f43-23eb9b1f7c82</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa2c16f5-bcfb-43f3-8793-35607af82fe4/_qAITB55KX6mIulLBPT5Jpes.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2023 12:15:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2c06b6ff-4049-45c2-991a-c8e23311e82d/NNF-EP-199.mp3" length="132262172" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:18:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>199</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>199</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Urban Legends: #198 Adulting with a Brain Explosion</title><itunes:title>Urban Legends: #198 Adulting with a Brain Explosion</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's our Halloween Episode!  How are we preparing for Halloween?  Have you heard of the movie "Brain Explosion?"  Coming soon to Disney Plus!  Chris brings us the top 10 Urban Legends.  What is Adult Trick or Treating?  Then Chris gives us a HUGE Announcement!!!  The biggest in the History of the No New Friends Podcast!  You DONT WANT TO MISS IT!!!</p><p>#urbanlegends #brainexplosion #halloween</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's our Halloween Episode!  How are we preparing for Halloween?  Have you heard of the movie "Brain Explosion?"  Coming soon to Disney Plus!  Chris brings us the top 10 Urban Legends.  What is Adult Trick or Treating?  Then Chris gives us a HUGE Announcement!!!  The biggest in the History of the No New Friends Podcast!  You DONT WANT TO MISS IT!!!</p><p>#urbanlegends #brainexplosion #halloween</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/urban-legends-198-adulting-with-a-brain-explosion]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">262201bb-2c5c-45f4-b397-2aa18889355b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/366e6170-2388-4695-b457-d931701de9a0/NNF-Ep-198.mp3" length="145345002" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:26:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>198</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>198</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Black Lincoln Collective: #197 Adulting with Appletinis</title><itunes:title>Black Lincoln Collective: #197 Adulting with Appletinis</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The guys from the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast join us in this hilarious episode of After Dark.  Should there be Gay reparations?  What's is the best part of being Gay?  Find out the answers in another edition of Q and gAy!  Check out the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast at www.blc.world</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The guys from the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast join us in this hilarious episode of After Dark.  Should there be Gay reparations?  What's is the best part of being Gay?  Find out the answers in another edition of Q and gAy!  Check out the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast at www.blc.world</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/black-lincoln-collective-197-adulting-with-appletinis]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">39bb7b32-3c54-4bf7-83a1-7a78c0b3f0c4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/dc1fa7b0-5f6d-4f09-bb77-1d70f2aa1691/K5hmSq8aDwHh9BLbIK6_D_V0.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d49c94c4-2940-4243-90f9-2c18e3c332dd/NNF-Ep-197-34.mp3" length="133734538" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>197</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>197</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Even my Avatar can&apos;t get Laid: #196 Adulting with an AI Girlfriend</title><itunes:title>Even my Avatar can&apos;t get Laid: #196 Adulting with an AI Girlfriend</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses Trash TV.  Scott downloaded a new game based on "Love is Blind" and found himself in an awkward situation.  Mary had a disaster of a day and apparently is not feeding her kids properly as they have a strange iron deficiency.  Nick also has some parenting challenges.  Scott and Sarah went to Disney's Animal Kingdom and much more.  </p><p>#loveisblind #parenting #adulting</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses Trash TV.  Scott downloaded a new game based on "Love is Blind" and found himself in an awkward situation.  Mary had a disaster of a day and apparently is not feeding her kids properly as they have a strange iron deficiency.  Nick also has some parenting challenges.  Scott and Sarah went to Disney's Animal Kingdom and much more.  </p><p>#loveisblind #parenting #adulting</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/even-my-avitar-cant-get-laid-196-adulting-with-an-ai-girlfriend]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2577d530-7f49-46f6-975b-80427eb7c3cd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/32fdaf98-05c5-4692-a5aa-76867e6e6484/NNF-Ep-196.mp3" length="132996330" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>196</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>196</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>What&apos;s a Bussy?  #195 Adulting with Dixon Dallas</title><itunes:title>What&apos;s a Bussy?  #195 Adulting with Dixon Dallas</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we have graduated to Gay 102 and we are learning more advanced "Gay Terms."  We also learn words that the gays do not like.  Plus special guest Alex, the Guy who edits the Podcast joins us and shares the painstaking process of editing the No New Friends Podcast. </p><p>#bussy #dixondallas #gaywords #gay102</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we have graduated to Gay 102 and we are learning more advanced "Gay Terms."  We also learn words that the gays do not like.  Plus special guest Alex, the Guy who edits the Podcast joins us and shares the painstaking process of editing the No New Friends Podcast. </p><p>#bussy #dixondallas #gaywords #gay102</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/whats-a-bussy-195-adulting-with-dixon-dallas]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f51eba7e-20dd-4d42-a9b3-3b88b0f2fc08</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4e7e12e2-79fb-431f-8070-d48418750ecd/25Qhn1D8lPwQv-yPVk6jcD8e.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c519521b-df27-469c-b527-bc8b57ef5004/NNF-Ep-195-33.mp3" length="119326127" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>195</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>195</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Girl Math: #194 Adulting while Spitting and Squirting (Not what you think)</title><itunes:title>Girl Math: #194 Adulting while Spitting and Squirting (Not what you think)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses Girl Math, Boy Math, Teacher Math, Gay Math, etc.   Then Nick starts to discuss his 20 year high school reunion.  What is your favorite kitchen Gadget, and why?  Find out ours, the answer will shock you!  If you would like to help support Chuck LaFlange's Move to Thailand consider donating.  https://gofund.me/260036ce </p><p>#turkeysausage #sodastream #girlmath #boymath #gaymath #disneymath #gaytime</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the gang discusses Girl Math, Boy Math, Teacher Math, Gay Math, etc.   Then Nick starts to discuss his 20 year high school reunion.  What is your favorite kitchen Gadget, and why?  Find out ours, the answer will shock you!  If you would like to help support Chuck LaFlange's Move to Thailand consider donating.  https://gofund.me/260036ce </p><p>#turkeysausage #sodastream #girlmath #boymath #gaymath #disneymath #gaytime</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/girl-math-194-adulting-while-spiting-and-squirting-not-what-you-think]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d77925f5-77d9-4804-b13d-e1a8e92b19de</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a51662ff-efd3-4aa9-b3b8-44b6f2b78cf2/NNF-Ep-194.mp3" length="127185546" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>194</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>194</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Theme Park Etiquite: #193 Adulting fueled by Bud Light and Tequilla</title><itunes:title>Theme Park Etiquite: #193 Adulting fueled by Bud Light and Tequilla</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Sarah and Scott discuss their day at Hollywood Studios which had a ton of shenanigans.  Then the gang discusses theme park do's and don'ts and what people do at the parks that annoy us.   </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Sarah and Scott discuss their day at Hollywood Studios which had a ton of shenanigans.  Then the gang discusses theme park do's and don'ts and what people do at the parks that annoy us.   </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/theme-park-etiquite-193-adulting-fueled-by-bud-light-and-tequilla]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">163a7bc5-1313-4ad5-a0ce-985616acefea</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4367ac3d-efad-48ab-bd6c-969d8c4c9d63/oJ_o28EQGeDoEm8mVXXLDx7D.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/751ec82c-1044-4eed-b29f-58109656f032/NNF-AD-Ep-193-32.mp3" length="133409052" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>193</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>193</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Butt-sore in Baltimore: #192 Adulting with Maya Hawke</title><itunes:title>Butt-sore in Baltimore: #192 Adulting with Maya Hawke</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Mary has some questions about the time she has missed.  She had a messy situation with her dog and son.  Sarah's husband just got a new job so now she is having to figure out things on her own.  How is she filling the void?  Well she may be playing for a new team now.  </p><p>#shittysituation #singleparent #buttsoreinbaltimore #mayahawke #strangerthings</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Mary has some questions about the time she has missed.  She had a messy situation with her dog and son.  Sarah's husband just got a new job so now she is having to figure out things on her own.  How is she filling the void?  Well she may be playing for a new team now.  </p><p>#shittysituation #singleparent #buttsoreinbaltimore #mayahawke #strangerthings</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/butt-sore-in-baltimore-192-adulting-with-maya-hawke]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">65105bfa-2cca-4ba5-baec-c13690794a36</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/79c9d556-1604-4d20-87cb-22600bd97cac/NNF-Ep-192.mp3" length="145338282" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:26:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>192</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>192</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Time Traveling Podcaster: #191 Adulting with a Side Kick.</title><itunes:title>Time Traveling Podcaster: #191 Adulting with a Side Kick.</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode our Lord and Savior Remy joins us to clear his name after the 9/11 clip on his podcast with no Trigger Warning.  Then the guys asl Remy a bunch of parenting advice.  Scott's Summaries, and so much more!!</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode our Lord and Savior Remy joins us to clear his name after the 9/11 clip on his podcast with no Trigger Warning.  Then the guys asl Remy a bunch of parenting advice.  Scott's Summaries, and so much more!!</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/time-traveling-podcaster-191-adulting-with-a-side-kick-]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7d6b83df-db54-4622-a56b-7fa01dd83043</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4cd3a368-b0b2-4e2b-9cdc-85504c14a459/WaqjeIMVfmTU3a_AxI40oxSI.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/66326c17-ecd5-452d-a335-6b77437e5a76/EP-191-Final.mp3" length="113915749" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>191</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>191</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Sandwich-gate or Team Freakout: #190 Adulting with an Impaled Hand</title><itunes:title>Sandwich-gate or Team Freakout: #190 Adulting with an Impaled Hand</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss a controversial moment from Lord Remy's Podcast Remy's Roundtable.  Sarah went through some trauma this week and we do our best to help her through it.  Chris tries to make it all about himself.  Then Chris tells us about his weekend at his best friend's wedding in which he had to walk, rather scoot down the isle.  Nick looks for some parenting advise.  Plus our regular segments and much more.  </p><p>#sandwichgate #9/11 #badapologies #chit #impaled #grousomeinjury #teamfreakout</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss a controversial moment from Lord Remy's Podcast Remy's Roundtable.  Sarah went through some trauma this week and we do our best to help her through it.  Chris tries to make it all about himself.  Then Chris tells us about his weekend at his best friend's wedding in which he had to walk, rather scoot down the isle.  Nick looks for some parenting advise.  Plus our regular segments and much more.  </p><p>#sandwichgate #9/11 #badapologies #chit #impaled #grousomeinjury #teamfreakout</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/sandwich-gate-or-team-freakout-190-adulting-with-an-impaled-hand]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f6346ae4-8be5-4dca-830b-87838bc003a3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e1a58960-b297-4ae4-93ad-cf8abd0e8e75/NNF-EP-190.mp3" length="157456458" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:33:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>190</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>190</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Coast to Ghost Tour:  #189 Adulting at Horror Nights</title><itunes:title>Coast to Ghost Tour:  #189 Adulting at Horror Nights</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Nick's Hell week.  Plus Nick tells us all about his Coast to Ghost tour including when Scott joins him at Halloween Horror Nights.  Plus an extremely funny Scott's Summaries.  </p><p>#hhn #coasttoghost #oogieboogiebash #stayandscream #minioncafe #mickeysnotsoscary</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Nick's Hell week.  Plus Nick tells us all about his Coast to Ghost tour including when Scott joins him at Halloween Horror Nights.  Plus an extremely funny Scott's Summaries.  </p><p>#hhn #coasttoghost #oogieboogiebash #stayandscream #minioncafe #mickeysnotsoscary</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/coast-to-ghost-tour-189-adulting-at-horror-nights]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fb007901-0eb2-48d7-91ba-28a12560f61a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e0d65176-306e-4a60-9e5f-82b5453c8dc5/b4dCwwrIsYON0EDAfd22ZkeU.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e97ad0bd-62e1-44a6-878f-b6553371e6d2/NNF-EP-189-FInal.mp3" length="110074287" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>189</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>189</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Bear Loose in the Magic Kingdom: #188 Adulting with an Ear Tattoo</title><itunes:title>Bear Loose in the Magic Kingdom: #188 Adulting with an Ear Tattoo</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>ITS NICK'S BIRTHDAY!!!!  We discuss the Bear that was loose in the Magic Kingdom.  Nick and Scott's super gay time at Halloween Horror Nights.  Scott's daughter just got a new tattoo, and Scott is not happy.  Some extremely funny segments tonight from the Sophisticated Gentleman, Lord Remy, Abby, and Game Master Ryan.  </p><p>To make a birthday donation for the Ronald McDonalds House venmo Nick    </p><p>@Nick-Bryan</p><p>#DisneyBear #BirthdayBear #HalloweenHorrorNights #CoasttoGhost</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ITS NICK'S BIRTHDAY!!!!  We discuss the Bear that was loose in the Magic Kingdom.  Nick and Scott's super gay time at Halloween Horror Nights.  Scott's daughter just got a new tattoo, and Scott is not happy.  Some extremely funny segments tonight from the Sophisticated Gentleman, Lord Remy, Abby, and Game Master Ryan.  </p><p>To make a birthday donation for the Ronald McDonalds House venmo Nick    </p><p>@Nick-Bryan</p><p>#DisneyBear #BirthdayBear #HalloweenHorrorNights #CoasttoGhost</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/bear-loose-in-the-magic-kingdom-188-adulting-with-an-ear-tattoo]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0d59c7fd-7e41-4f59-8a2e-fd44c544fb5f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/93b677cb-e453-4fe3-a4ae-3c55dbb11d8d/NNF-Ep-188-FInal.mp3" length="112894122" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>188</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>188</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Text me when you land: #187 Adulting with Anxiety and Depression</title><itunes:title>Text me when you land: #187 Adulting with Anxiety and Depression</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott and Nick have a strange conversation regarding Nick coming back or not.  Then Chris opens up about his dark week and educates Scott on exactly what he goes through during his anxiety and depression.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott and Nick have a strange conversation regarding Nick coming back or not.  Then Chris opens up about his dark week and educates Scott on exactly what he goes through during his anxiety and depression.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/text-me-when-you-land-187-adulting-with-anxiety-and-depression]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7145cb48-6dfd-423e-b4fb-d102e0dc1ecd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e4bb27fa-d7d1-4743-83f3-b0fcd43afcaa/88TL5Ptcb3dItCRc35zKm5ep.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f89b7331-44a6-46ad-9037-cd4318f80003/EP-187-FInal.mp3" length="91920961" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>187</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>187</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Bribing the Geek Squad: #186 Adulting with a Love Sack</title><itunes:title>Bribing the Geek Squad: #186 Adulting with a Love Sack</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott discusses his super expensive, rather his wife's super expensive week in adulting.  Mary discusses even more parenting fails including a potential run in with Child Protective Services.  Chris has some devastating news.  Plus Lord Remy's Word of the week, Travels and Tribulations (a much shorter one) Jersey man vs Florida Man and much more.  #adulting #geeksquad #sixflags #achilles #moveimgay</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott discusses his super expensive, rather his wife's super expensive week in adulting.  Mary discusses even more parenting fails including a potential run in with Child Protective Services.  Chris has some devastating news.  Plus Lord Remy's Word of the week, Travels and Tribulations (a much shorter one) Jersey man vs Florida Man and much more.  #adulting #geeksquad #sixflags #achilles #moveimgay</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/bribing-the-geek-squad-186-adulting-with-a-love-sack]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6f38dd78-0745-4a8b-8b4e-72d82fc564da</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f177caed-f51b-426e-81c1-2793f1da453f/NNF-Ep-186-FInal.mp3" length="120790794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>186</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>186</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Touch things with Both Hands: #185 Adulting with Superstitions</title><itunes:title>Touch things with Both Hands: #185 Adulting with Superstitions</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the guys discuss strange Superstitions and Routines.  Chris and Scott share some extremely strange superstitions.  What are your routines and superstitions.  Scott has some crazy sports watching superstitions.   #superstitions #routines #itsnotcrazyifitworks</p><p>To venmo your support for the Ronald McDonald House @Nick-Bryan.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode the guys discuss strange Superstitions and Routines.  Chris and Scott share some extremely strange superstitions.  What are your routines and superstitions.  Scott has some crazy sports watching superstitions.   #superstitions #routines #itsnotcrazyifitworks</p><p>To venmo your support for the Ronald McDonald House @Nick-Bryan.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/touch-things-with-both-hands-185-adulting-with-superstitions]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ba6ce431-fd45-4954-92a9-4b94a237fa9e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fe8ba60d-b926-4125-addc-61300652be4c/NNF-EP-185-FInal.mp3" length="88877487" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>185</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>185</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>DIY Medical Procedure: #184 Adulting with a Quadruple shot of Tequilla</title><itunes:title>DIY Medical Procedure: #184 Adulting with a Quadruple shot of Tequilla</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott and Sarah got to hang out with Game Master Ryan and had some tales to tell about Disney's Hollywood Studios.  Then Mary is starting to take this whole "Medical Professional" delusion just a bit too far as she performed her own "At Home" Procedure.  Did winning a top spot in the Best of Orlando Cost the gang?  Plus Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Travels and Tribulations, Lord Remy's Word of the Week and so much more!  </p><p>Venmo to make donations for Harper- @nick-bryan</p><p>#indianajonesstuntshow #hollywoodstudios #jewapproved #diymedicalprocedure</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott and Sarah got to hang out with Game Master Ryan and had some tales to tell about Disney's Hollywood Studios.  Then Mary is starting to take this whole "Medical Professional" delusion just a bit too far as she performed her own "At Home" Procedure.  Did winning a top spot in the Best of Orlando Cost the gang?  Plus Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Travels and Tribulations, Lord Remy's Word of the Week and so much more!  </p><p>Venmo to make donations for Harper- @nick-bryan</p><p>#indianajonesstuntshow #hollywoodstudios #jewapproved #diymedicalprocedure</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/diy-medical-procedure-184-adulting-with-a-quadruple-shot-of-tequilla]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">32c55da1-e7f5-4327-b2f5-fb828bad421b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/496e0ed5-8a81-4a79-891f-845ac85db872/NNF-Ep-184.mp3" length="137205066" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>184</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Man Behind the Magic: #183 Adulting with Superbad</title><itunes:title>The Man Behind the Magic: #183 Adulting with Superbad</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Man behind all of the amazing interviews we have had joins us, Steve Joiner.  He has some amazing stories about his life including some of the struggles and dark moments in his past.  He has a great story and is so much more than the guy who gets us the interviews.  This Episode does include trigger warnings involving talks of Suicide, Murder, and Drug Abuse.  Listener Discretion is advised.  Don't miss this weeks "Post Credit Scene" </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Man behind all of the amazing interviews we have had joins us, Steve Joiner.  He has some amazing stories about his life including some of the struggles and dark moments in his past.  He has a great story and is so much more than the guy who gets us the interviews.  This Episode does include trigger warnings involving talks of Suicide, Murder, and Drug Abuse.  Listener Discretion is advised.  Don't miss this weeks "Post Credit Scene" </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-man-behind-the-magic-183-adulting-with-superbad]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">12fccf89-b92e-43a5-9ba9-08612f3e2ff9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6b618997-a3b9-48b5-a64d-c6af8dfbf581/NNF-AD-183-28-Final-MP3.mp3" length="108168707" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>183</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>183</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>I guess you can say Eskimo: #182 Adulting with the Muppets</title><itunes:title>I guess you can say Eskimo: #182 Adulting with the Muppets</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Chris recaps his trip to Alaska.  Apparently, it is ok to say Eskimo.  Also, restrooms in Juno may not be used for relieving oneself.  We also learn other terms that are acceptable and not.  Then we recast Back to the Future with Muppet Characters.  Plus, Word of the Day with our Lord and Savior Remy, Travels and Tribulations, Jersey Man/Florida Man, and much more.   #alaskancruise #juno #heroin #backtothefuture #theMuppets </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris recaps his trip to Alaska.  Apparently, it is ok to say Eskimo.  Also, restrooms in Juno may not be used for relieving oneself.  We also learn other terms that are acceptable and not.  Then we recast Back to the Future with Muppet Characters.  Plus, Word of the Day with our Lord and Savior Remy, Travels and Tribulations, Jersey Man/Florida Man, and much more.   #alaskancruise #juno #heroin #backtothefuture #theMuppets </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/i-guess-you-can-say-eskimo-182-adulting-with-the-muppets]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c8edcb10-7829-42d1-89ae-59e4020f0d32</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b2ed2af7-55d6-4256-bd29-ae0b8d0afcf2/Ep-182-Final.mp3" length="147914058" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:28:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>182</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Bitchy the Clown: #181 Adulting with Disney fantasies</title><itunes:title>Bitchy the Clown: #181 Adulting with Disney fantasies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Sophisticated Gentleman gives us an on line dating update, then they all discuss different on line dating horror stories.  Then special guest Dave Shelton joins us.  Dave is a Hollywood Writer, producer, voice actor, and animator.  His work includes, National Lampoon, Everybody Loves Raymond, Double Dare, wrote the theme song for the special Olympics, an much, much more.  Then you catch some raw conversation with the guys discussing their Disney Princess Fantasies....If they were of age.  </p><p>#onlinedating #hinged #daveshelton #bitchytheclown #disneyprincesses #fmk </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Sophisticated Gentleman gives us an on line dating update, then they all discuss different on line dating horror stories.  Then special guest Dave Shelton joins us.  Dave is a Hollywood Writer, producer, voice actor, and animator.  His work includes, National Lampoon, Everybody Loves Raymond, Double Dare, wrote the theme song for the special Olympics, an much, much more.  Then you catch some raw conversation with the guys discussing their Disney Princess Fantasies....If they were of age.  </p><p>#onlinedating #hinged #daveshelton #bitchytheclown #disneyprincesses #fmk </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/bitchy-the-clown-181-adulting-with-disney-fantasies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f9d88695-5561-4993-a781-cf490dc43f72</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/26131a24-4565-4523-8ca0-20dc4b21952e/f_GCNnOH_gom3-qCqkQIGF3U.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/236cde37-b7a5-474e-8d31-e63fd4dbe3aa/Ep-181-Final.mp3" length="182709546" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:48:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>181</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>181</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Hot Girls have stomach problems: #180 Adulting from Shutter Island</title><itunes:title>Hot Girls have stomach problems: #180 Adulting from Shutter Island</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary has some cell phone mishaps with her kids.  Then she describes a night out but we are starting to think Mary has made up her life and is actually recording from the Mental Hospital Shutter Island.  Nick's daughter's school bus had some issues getting her home on the first day of school.  </p><p>#shutterisland #hotgirls </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary has some cell phone mishaps with her kids.  Then she describes a night out but we are starting to think Mary has made up her life and is actually recording from the Mental Hospital Shutter Island.  Nick's daughter's school bus had some issues getting her home on the first day of school.  </p><p>#shutterisland #hotgirls </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/hot-girls-have-stomach-problems-180-adulting-from-shutter-island]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">01af1fdd-c4eb-4d01-82c3-44f3f68e2b66</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4904a311-dbd9-4561-9a8c-3e7711e16d59/NNF-Ep-180.mp3" length="132466794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:18:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>180</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>180</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Blind Side Truth: Adulting with Bad Transitions</title><itunes:title>The Blind Side Truth: Adulting with Bad Transitions</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Nick and Scott talk about their daughters' first day of school.  Chris has to interject with the fact he owns a business.  In the second segment the guys are hoping for some content with a presidential candidate running from jail.  Then things go sideways when the guys discuss their thoughts on Trump being a top or bottom in jail.  Then the guys discuss what is going on with the real life cast of the Blind Side.  #theblindside #trump2024 #badtransitions </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Nick and Scott talk about their daughters' first day of school.  Chris has to interject with the fact he owns a business.  In the second segment the guys are hoping for some content with a presidential candidate running from jail.  Then things go sideways when the guys discuss their thoughts on Trump being a top or bottom in jail.  Then the guys discuss what is going on with the real life cast of the Blind Side.  #theblindside #trump2024 #badtransitions </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-blind-side-truth-adulting-with-bad-transitions]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">845def4a-631c-48a8-95b7-febff054a320</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bee66842-2f86-4b78-9ff0-1a7c79ee8e4f/NNF-Ep-179.mp3" length="103113281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>179</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>179</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Pyramid Schemes:  #178 Adulting with Amway, Perfume, and Fruit Juice</title><itunes:title>Pyramid Schemes:  #178 Adulting with Amway, Perfume, and Fruit Juice</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we have a super exciting announcement.  Then Scott joins a Facebook Group that has him questioning the timing on life decisions.  Have you ever been approached by a Pyramid Scheme or MLM business.  We sure have.  We may also start our own.  Then it is Back to School.  Scott shares his daughter's first day of middle school and Nick talks about his daughter's first day of Kindergarten.  </p><p>#amway #usana #avon #marykay #monavie #adoptionconnection #orlandoweekly #bestofOrlando #backtoschool</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we have a super exciting announcement.  Then Scott joins a Facebook Group that has him questioning the timing on life decisions.  Have you ever been approached by a Pyramid Scheme or MLM business.  We sure have.  We may also start our own.  Then it is Back to School.  Scott shares his daughter's first day of middle school and Nick talks about his daughter's first day of Kindergarten.  </p><p>#amway #usana #avon #marykay #monavie #adoptionconnection #orlandoweekly #bestofOrlando #backtoschool</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/pyramid-schemes-178-adulting-with-amway-perfume-and-fruit-juice]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8401704d-7e91-49da-95bf-5f42a863aae3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cfcc7c1f-33b9-47ac-9a24-4b076b7a7a5d/NNF-Ep-178.mp3" length="133939146" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>178</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Scamming Amazon: #177 Adulting with an undescended testicle</title><itunes:title>Scamming Amazon: #177 Adulting with an undescended testicle</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the guys learn all about vasectomies and Undescended Testicles.  This episode was recorded in front of a Live Studio Audience.  Chris had an Amazon nightmare but was able to scam them out of a pretty good refund.  The guys discuss other customer service nightmares.  Chris has a longstanding issue with AMC and lights.  Scott brings more Summaries, and much more.</p><p>#snipsnip #shootingblancs #vasectomy #undescendedtesticles</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the guys learn all about vasectomies and Undescended Testicles.  This episode was recorded in front of a Live Studio Audience.  Chris had an Amazon nightmare but was able to scam them out of a pretty good refund.  The guys discuss other customer service nightmares.  Chris has a longstanding issue with AMC and lights.  Scott brings more Summaries, and much more.</p><p>#snipsnip #shootingblancs #vasectomy #undescendedtesticles</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/scamming-amazon-177-adulting-with-an-undescended-testicle]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b6206b0d-c946-4d26-bf54-724b1d9a7e75</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b327ac3b-75b6-426f-80c1-8f197e5bf0c6/zh4bWE2BemsvJ6NU8wvoYTT_.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f5ec89f7-0884-488b-8996-c9cc61deead4/NNF-Ep-177.mp3" length="109398447" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>177</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Prevention Convention: #176 Adulting with White Claw, Anti Depressants, and Contraceptives</title><itunes:title>Prevention Convention: #176 Adulting with White Claw, Anti Depressants, and Contraceptives</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott is upset that Chris got all the attention and no one cared that he had Covid.  It's back to school time.  The gang lets Mary in on the harsh realities of what High School kids with raging hormones do in their spare time.  Chris updates us on his Achillies surgery.  Mary was put in charge of an open house at her school.  Spoiler Alert she may not be asked back to open houses again.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott is upset that Chris got all the attention and no one cared that he had Covid.  It's back to school time.  The gang lets Mary in on the harsh realities of what High School kids with raging hormones do in their spare time.  Chris updates us on his Achillies surgery.  Mary was put in charge of an open house at her school.  Spoiler Alert she may not be asked back to open houses again.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/prevention-convention-176-adulting-with-white-claw-anti-depressants-and-contraceptives]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ae52dea6-8d5c-4f7a-a8a0-ace35b6c3732</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 13 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4b550bb8-bb5b-45f1-a5f2-d3b277c305d4/NNF-Ep-176.mp3" length="120774666" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>176</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Nola Papa: #175 Adulting with an author</title><itunes:title>Nola Papa: #175 Adulting with an author</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nola Papa, Erik Alexander, joins us to discuss his 2 children's books, as well as 2 dads raising 3 children.   Luis and Sarah discusses Race and some of the inappropriate things that people have said in front of their kids.    Check out Erick's website www.nolapapa.com.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nola Papa, Erik Alexander, joins us to discuss his 2 children's books, as well as 2 dads raising 3 children.   Luis and Sarah discusses Race and some of the inappropriate things that people have said in front of their kids.    Check out Erick's website www.nolapapa.com.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/nola-papa-175-adulting-with-an-author]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2f3040ab-ee35-475e-b1a2-43774f03ac7a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/12a7e34b-d7f4-42c4-ad7a-d7cdea8637d5/NnhHXURc2alc3yPI3C_ChEeO.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fd505a5c-d7f3-4ad2-a154-8a94a156fc9f/NNF-Ep-175-Final.mp3" length="103246554" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>175</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>175</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Shopping with Serendipity: #174 Adulting with Enablers</title><itunes:title>Shopping with Serendipity: #174 Adulting with Enablers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sarah's Husband Luis from the Nerd Archive Podcast joins us and we discuss their spending, and shopping habits, as well as who enables who.  Ryan takes his stab at Cliffs Notes.  Scott has Covid and is loopy as hell.   #serendipity #covid #flugame</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah's Husband Luis from the Nerd Archive Podcast joins us and we discuss their spending, and shopping habits, as well as who enables who.  Ryan takes his stab at Cliffs Notes.  Scott has Covid and is loopy as hell.   #serendipity #covid #flugame</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/shopping-with-serendipity-174-adulting-with-enablers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">91918669-37d5-4495-a54d-48d6696ea7f0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 06 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/afde172c-56a4-4016-93e8-bdcfd76bfb3e/NNF-Ep-174-Final.mp3" length="105846858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>174</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>174</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Dripping with Excitement: #173 Adulting with Solicitors</title><itunes:title>Dripping with Excitement: #173 Adulting with Solicitors</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss bad marketing slogans.  Also home buying horrors.  Nick has a brand new segment.  Nick has some Gay Movie suggestions for Chris while he is resting his booboo on his ankle.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss bad marketing slogans.  Also home buying horrors.  Nick has a brand new segment.  Nick has some Gay Movie suggestions for Chris while he is resting his booboo on his ankle.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dripping-with-excitement-173-adulting-with-solicitors]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7d1a54e9-1bc2-4be4-ba7b-c3a661381085</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/477b2b36-fd67-4220-b6e6-0578d66fd827/YC1Zl1HXQrfq9cu9yAiBD-8Q.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/816f49a5-744f-457d-aead-243fd8063d12/Ep-173-FInal.mp3" length="104614904" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>173</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>173</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>It&apos;s His House you have to finish: #172 Adulting with a ruptured Achillies</title><itunes:title>It&apos;s His House you have to finish: #172 Adulting with a ruptured Achillies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott starts with an apology.  Then he shares more day drinking at Disney stories including running in to some familiar faces.  Chris has some major setbacks in his weight loss journey.  Mary has some parenting and neighbor fails including packages that don't belong to her.  #hollywoodstudios #Castellanos #patel #kobeBryant  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott starts with an apology.  Then he shares more day drinking at Disney stories including running in to some familiar faces.  Chris has some major setbacks in his weight loss journey.  Mary has some parenting and neighbor fails including packages that don't belong to her.  #hollywoodstudios #Castellanos #patel #kobeBryant  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/its-his-house-you-have-to-finish-172-adulting-with-a-ruptured-achillies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">98c48b35-de39-47ab-aaa5-a8952861f15a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/09075a53-fcf2-496a-a9cc-2d3e5b7d2c87/Ep-172.mp3" length="142030026" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:24:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>172</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>172</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Do the Gays have Gills?: #171 Adulting with a Sex Sling</title><itunes:title>Do the Gays have Gills?: #171 Adulting with a Sex Sling</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we are supposed to be discussing Homeownership and Vacations but we take a quick Left turn.  Somehow we discuss the differences and similarities with homo vs hetero intimacy.  Nick does eventually recap his vacation to Spain.  This episode is NOT suitable for small ears.  Chris' small ears are fine.  #sexsling #hottub #adultlife</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we are supposed to be discussing Homeownership and Vacations but we take a quick Left turn.  Somehow we discuss the differences and similarities with homo vs hetero intimacy.  Nick does eventually recap his vacation to Spain.  This episode is NOT suitable for small ears.  Chris' small ears are fine.  #sexsling #hottub #adultlife</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/do-the-gays-have-gills-171-adulting-with-a-sex-sling]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ae7ee76b-41b8-444b-9c98-55c9b53e23b4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/874c50c6-f551-424b-9389-6970d51c0931/xFSm0Hll9xLK0LRyzojCwLs1.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/45c574dd-a295-4571-ab24-ce78d3990e85/EP-171-FInal.mp3" length="127198492" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>171</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>171</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Moisturizing Mishaps:  #170 Adulting with a slippery shower and swollen face.</title><itunes:title>Moisturizing Mishaps:  #170 Adulting with a slippery shower and swollen face.</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode both Mary and Scott ran into "moisturizing problems" Let's just say it was a big slippery mess.  Chris brings us the first installment of the adventures of home ownership.  We recommend he watches "The Money Pit"  Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Travels and Tribulations, and so much more.  #patroliumjelly #skincare #homeowner</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount..  w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode both Mary and Scott ran into "moisturizing problems" Let's just say it was a big slippery mess.  Chris brings us the first installment of the adventures of home ownership.  We recommend he watches "The Money Pit"  Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Travels and Tribulations, and so much more.  #patroliumjelly #skincare #homeowner</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount..  w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/moisturizing-mishaps-170-adulting-with-a-slippery-shower-and-swollen-face-]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d22c610a-4751-4800-a924-19b2f814f944</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/252176fc-453c-4d6a-8c98-0bbaed947936/Ep-170-Final-Revised.mp3" length="130873026" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>170</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>170</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Show us your Name: #169 Adulting with On Line Dating</title><itunes:title>Show us your Name: #169 Adulting with On Line Dating</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss going to war...rather hosting an episode.  Also the trials and tribulations of Online Dating. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss going to war...rather hosting an episode.  Also the trials and tribulations of Online Dating. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/show-us-your-name-169-adulting-with-on-line-dating]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">91ad82f7-9dfc-4fec-b692-73b7dc4f54b9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/19fb16d2-566d-4cdf-87b5-aee53fcb174e/okaDZDNJ_fblVY87Wbylp_Kn.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c72f23fa-27c5-4951-b602-a4e3ddeebc95/Ep-169.mp3" length="111003201" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>169</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>169</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>8 Crazy Nights: #168 Adulting with the J6 Prison Choir</title><itunes:title>8 Crazy Nights: #168 Adulting with the J6 Prison Choir</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Sophisticated Gentleman is in the captain's chair.  We discuss Holidays that have been commercialized but why people who celebrate Hannukah may be a little more fiscally responsible.  We are shocked by the existence of the January 6th choir.  Sophisticated Gentleman asks us Adulting Tips, Since he is still just a baby!  Plus, what offensive jokes have we told in real life that just did not land.  Plus Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Travels and Tribulations and much more.  </p><p>#christmasinjuly #8crazynights #Justiceforall #january6th #adultingtips</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Sophisticated Gentleman is in the captain's chair.  We discuss Holidays that have been commercialized but why people who celebrate Hannukah may be a little more fiscally responsible.  We are shocked by the existence of the January 6th choir.  Sophisticated Gentleman asks us Adulting Tips, Since he is still just a baby!  Plus, what offensive jokes have we told in real life that just did not land.  Plus Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Travels and Tribulations and much more.  </p><p>#christmasinjuly #8crazynights #Justiceforall #january6th #adultingtips</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/8-crazy-nights-168-adulting-with-the-j6-choir]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b0f1c8ed-ae06-4bd6-b087-2ffad399d134</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fb6f9c8f-2571-4511-99dd-9d838722cb38/Ep-168.mp3" length="114596298" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>168</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Left of Str8: #167 Adulting with another Scott</title><itunes:title>Left of Str8: #167 Adulting with another Scott</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott from the Left of Str8 Podcast joins us to discuss more LGBTQ+ current events and topics.  Scott has interviewed some amazing names in the LGBTQ+ community. Super interesting conversations.  Check out Scott at www.leftofstr8.com.  </p><p>Please vote for us for Best of Orlando under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast, Best Local Radio Voice at vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott from the Left of Str8 Podcast joins us to discuss more LGBTQ+ current events and topics.  Scott has interviewed some amazing names in the LGBTQ+ community. Super interesting conversations.  Check out Scott at www.leftofstr8.com.  </p><p>Please vote for us for Best of Orlando under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast, Best Local Radio Voice at vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS. </strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/left-of-str8-167-adulting-with-another-scott]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">adace507-3278-48b5-a4a4-8a6302cdff41</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c76e2bb5-f63a-4f19-a056-77ca7816b68b/EP-167.mp3" length="124238401" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>167</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Uber for the Win:  #166 Adulting in Germany</title><itunes:title>Uber for the Win:  #166 Adulting in Germany</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott and Chris both recap their separate and very different trips to Arlington and Germany.  The Boys had an awkward Face Time call.  Plus Mary gets a surprise phone call.  What is new with the Sophisticated Gentleman now that his deal with the Devil is over?  Jersey Man vs FL Man and so much more.  </p><p>#uber #arlington #germany #starbucks </p><p>Please vote for us for best local podcast and best local radio voice under the category local notables at vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott and Chris both recap their separate and very different trips to Arlington and Germany.  The Boys had an awkward Face Time call.  Plus Mary gets a surprise phone call.  What is new with the Sophisticated Gentleman now that his deal with the Devil is over?  Jersey Man vs FL Man and so much more.  </p><p>#uber #arlington #germany #starbucks </p><p>Please vote for us for best local podcast and best local radio voice under the category local notables at vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/uber-for-the-win-166-adulting-in-germany]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7652c21d-87a3-4ba8-9218-97fdeab84bd2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/da071b46-9274-4fac-8d0f-d8cc65130b31/Ep-166.mp3" length="156616458" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:33:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>166</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>166</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Turf War over Poop:  #165 Adulting in a Water Park</title><itunes:title>Turf War over Poop:  #165 Adulting in a Water Park</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode "The Captain" Ryan Bathgate joins us to discuss mental health and the differences between the Right and Left Brain.  Then we discuss first Jobs and all the nonsense that comes with it.  Including Territory Wars over Poop.  We are on Ryan overload this week.  </p><p>Please vote for us at vote.orandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast and Radio Voice.  </p><p>#mentalhealth #firstjobs #wetnwild</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode "The Captain" Ryan Bathgate joins us to discuss mental health and the differences between the Right and Left Brain.  Then we discuss first Jobs and all the nonsense that comes with it.  Including Territory Wars over Poop.  We are on Ryan overload this week.  </p><p>Please vote for us at vote.orandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast and Radio Voice.  </p><p>#mentalhealth #firstjobs #wetnwild</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/turf-war-over-poop-165-adulting-in-a-water-park]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2bf73fea-2f47-491f-b165-3ce01f3bfc9c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6d313849-2884-4ff1-a27f-9fd055a4d875/8QvbN7x7nCvBvzh1vHl1Ly7a.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9cab073f-7c72-45f0-baf1-d4a14a3fd303/EP-165-FInal.mp3" length="108928138" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>165</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Starbucks Lover: #164 Adulting with Sex toys and Petsmart</title><itunes:title>Starbucks Lover: #164 Adulting with Sex toys and Petsmart</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Gang discusses the craziest ads on their social media.  Mary went to a Moonshine of a Wedding.  Mary has a new love interest.  Did the Sophisticated Gentleman finally find Chris.  Plus a special Jersey Man Florida Man and much, much more.  #starbuckslover</p><p>Please vote for us vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast and Best Local Radio Voice.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our</p><p>Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper</p><p>Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code</p><p>NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast</p><p>exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Gang discusses the craziest ads on their social media.  Mary went to a Moonshine of a Wedding.  Mary has a new love interest.  Did the Sophisticated Gentleman finally find Chris.  Plus a special Jersey Man Florida Man and much, much more.  #starbuckslover</p><p>Please vote for us vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast and Best Local Radio Voice.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our</p><p>Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper</p><p>Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code</p><p>NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast</p><p>exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/sex-toys-and-pet-smart-164-adulting-with-the-starbucks-lover]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">24237f96-e318-4348-bcb7-9e115194b60b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8f904238-910d-431c-b989-8fc4e909e9a2/Ep-164-Final.mp3" length="96444234" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>164</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Making out with Tonya Harding:  #163 Adulting with Grease and Eddie Deezen</title><itunes:title>Making out with Tonya Harding:  #163 Adulting with Grease and Eddie Deezen</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Eddie Deezen joins us.  Eddie is a vocal legend starting as the Know it All kid in the Polar Express, The Voice of Mandark in Dexter's Lab, Grease, and many more.  By far the most entertaining interview we have ever done.  Eddie has amazing and crazy stories and does not hold back.  Check Eddie out on Cameo https://www.cameo.com/eddiedeezen?utm_campaign=profile_share</p><p>#polarexpress #grease #dexterslab #mandark #tonyaharding #tomhanks #scientology </p><p>Please vote for us at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables best local Podcast and Best local Radio Voice.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eddie Deezen joins us.  Eddie is a vocal legend starting as the Know it All kid in the Polar Express, The Voice of Mandark in Dexter's Lab, Grease, and many more.  By far the most entertaining interview we have ever done.  Eddie has amazing and crazy stories and does not hold back.  Check Eddie out on Cameo https://www.cameo.com/eddiedeezen?utm_campaign=profile_share</p><p>#polarexpress #grease #dexterslab #mandark #tonyaharding #tomhanks #scientology </p><p>Please vote for us at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables best local Podcast and Best local Radio Voice.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/making-out-with-tonya-harding-163-adulting-with-grease-and-eddie-deezen]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">03bdcddd-3b75-4324-89cd-8de7db7a45d2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/200a62d0-bbec-4998-b1d6-5986a28870b8/1HP81ZlMlUMUWwkicWK3zv2F.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4015f42b-6903-481c-b59c-d4639fd7984f/NNF-Ep-163-17-Final.mp3" length="116698314" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>163</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>You&apos;re Gonna Need a Bigger Podcast:  #162 Adulting with Jaws</title><itunes:title>You&apos;re Gonna Need a Bigger Podcast:  #162 Adulting with Jaws</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Game Master Ryan and the Sophisticated Gentleman join us to discuss some classic moments of the NNF cast on other Podcasts.  We also have an amazing Interview with Carl Gottleib the Screenwriter for the classic Film Jaws.  Amazing interview with a legendary screenwriter.  </p><p>#jaws #carlgottleib #yourgonnaneedabiggerboat</p><p>Please vote for us for best local podcast and best local radio voice at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Game Master Ryan and the Sophisticated Gentleman join us to discuss some classic moments of the NNF cast on other Podcasts.  We also have an amazing Interview with Carl Gottleib the Screenwriter for the classic Film Jaws.  Amazing interview with a legendary screenwriter.  </p><p>#jaws #carlgottleib #yourgonnaneedabiggerboat</p><p>Please vote for us for best local podcast and best local radio voice at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/youre-gonna-need-a-bigger-podcast-162-adulting-with-jaws]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ea994998-eee1-4825-82a3-a2163dd50291</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3525b90c-9115-4a9f-9531-b184e0f66937/EP-162-FInal.mp3" length="177035841" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:45:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>162</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Daddy and Daddy get into a fight:  #161 Adulting during Pride Month</title><itunes:title>Daddy and Daddy get into a fight:  #161 Adulting during Pride Month</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss what Pride Month means to members of the LGBTQ+ community.  Chris and Scott get into a heated debate about if things are getting better for the LGBTQ+ community.  Nick discusses being 2 dads of a daughter.  Scott's summaries and much more! </p><p>#pridemonth #lgbtq+ #fathersday </p><p>Vote for us for Best Local Podcast under the category Best Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast and Scott Maffei for Best Local Radio Voice.  vote.orlandoweekly.com. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss what Pride Month means to members of the LGBTQ+ community.  Chris and Scott get into a heated debate about if things are getting better for the LGBTQ+ community.  Nick discusses being 2 dads of a daughter.  Scott's summaries and much more! </p><p>#pridemonth #lgbtq+ #fathersday </p><p>Vote for us for Best Local Podcast under the category Best Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast and Scott Maffei for Best Local Radio Voice.  vote.orlandoweekly.com. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/daddy-and-daddy-get-into-a-fight-161-adulting-during-pride-month]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c8c0b9e2-e362-4b25-ab35-de1051f050b8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b87933ce-f79a-4d81-aee6-b171f81ca397/X_BnIZn8FOfxu-oFQY_4kr-U.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/59287de0-2a46-495f-b002-985c7761e7ad/NNF-EP-161.mp3" length="138015589" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:22:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>161</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>One Hess truck toy away from marrying a cousin:  #160 Adulting on Father&apos;s Day</title><itunes:title>One Hess truck toy away from marrying a cousin:  #160 Adulting on Father&apos;s Day</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott's Daughter joins us for a segment to discuss the embarrassment that she feels being Scott's daughter.  We get another Jimmy Carter update.  Chris has a house buying update.  Our Lord and Savior Remy brings us an inspirational Gospel according to Remy.  By far the funniest Jersey man vs Fl man.  Sarah's vintage collection and much more.  #jimmycarter #nickcastellanos #fathersday #firsttimehomebuyer</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott's Daughter joins us for a segment to discuss the embarrassment that she feels being Scott's daughter.  We get another Jimmy Carter update.  Chris has a house buying update.  Our Lord and Savior Remy brings us an inspirational Gospel according to Remy.  By far the funniest Jersey man vs Fl man.  Sarah's vintage collection and much more.  #jimmycarter #nickcastellanos #fathersday #firsttimehomebuyer</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/one-hess-truck-toy-away-from-marrying-a-cousin-160-adulting-on-fathers-day]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1dbe2874-d3ba-479f-928f-90d15bc33311</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5edd9167-4676-43a1-aeb6-9fcdd4ec94e2/Ep-160-FInal.mp3" length="123481482" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>160</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Remembering the Pulse Nightclub Tragedy: #159 Adulting with Love and Remembrance</title><itunes:title>Remembering the Pulse Nightclub Tragedy: #159 Adulting with Love and Remembrance</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we begin by shedding light on the disgusting things that people and establishments do out of Hate.  Most recently the actions of the Moon Cricket Lounge, a controversial establishment that has recently come under scrutiny for its insensitive and offensive behavior. We delve into the details of their actions, and discuss the importance of promoting respect, inclusion, and empathy.  </p><p>Then we explore the details of the Pulse Nightclub shooting, an act of hate and violence that claimed the lives of 49 innocent people and left many others injured.  Scott shares his recollections of the events as it occurred in his back yard.  Nick sheds light on how it impacted the LGBTQ+ community.  </p><p>Finally, a memorial to the 49 victims of the Pulse Nightclub shooting.  </p><p>#pulse #orlandostrong #orlandopride</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount..  w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we begin by shedding light on the disgusting things that people and establishments do out of Hate.  Most recently the actions of the Moon Cricket Lounge, a controversial establishment that has recently come under scrutiny for its insensitive and offensive behavior. We delve into the details of their actions, and discuss the importance of promoting respect, inclusion, and empathy.  </p><p>Then we explore the details of the Pulse Nightclub shooting, an act of hate and violence that claimed the lives of 49 innocent people and left many others injured.  Scott shares his recollections of the events as it occurred in his back yard.  Nick sheds light on how it impacted the LGBTQ+ community.  </p><p>Finally, a memorial to the 49 victims of the Pulse Nightclub shooting.  </p><p>#pulse #orlandostrong #orlandopride</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount..  w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/remembering-the-pulse-nightclub-tragedy-159-adulting-with-love-and-remembrance]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ac18e4fb-7343-452d-9cb3-4ab0bf7b6c61</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/5009c85f-5c79-4ac1-b00a-c31d48740c68/OvnptIn876HebUGt5YAVoTKz.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3a4b285d-bff0-435d-9d0c-54b0178606c5/Ep-159-15-Final.mp3" length="124163064" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>159</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>159</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Deep Throats and Gifted Balls:  Adulting at a Baseball Game #158</title><itunes:title>Deep Throats and Gifted Balls:  Adulting at a Baseball Game #158</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott discusses his kids Birthday adventures.  Sarah took an Awkward Fall at Universal Studios.  Hail to the Chief Mary who is Medical President of the Area.  Chris went to the Philly's game and caught a ball.  What did he do with it???  Please vote for us for Best Local Podcast under the category Local Notables and also Scott Maffei for Best local Radio voice. #HHN #Phillys #president #birthdays</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott discusses his kids Birthday adventures.  Sarah took an Awkward Fall at Universal Studios.  Hail to the Chief Mary who is Medical President of the Area.  Chris went to the Philly's game and caught a ball.  What did he do with it???  Please vote for us for Best Local Podcast under the category Local Notables and also Scott Maffei for Best local Radio voice. #HHN #Phillys #president #birthdays</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/deep-throats-and-gifted-balls-adulting-at-a-baseball-game-158]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3b609745-aef7-48bf-a996-14383de59708</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/40cc9976-1790-427e-84c6-93ad89f2ed0f/Ep-158-Final.mp3" length="123685770" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>158</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>It&apos;s time to come out!  #157 Adulting out of the Closet</title><itunes:title>It&apos;s time to come out!  #157 Adulting out of the Closet</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It Nick's coming out Episode or is it Chris'?  Find out how Nick came out to Friends and Family.  Plus we discuss Gay Icons of the Past and Present.  Has it become easier to come out now than 20 years ago?  #wesaygay #Pridemonth #LGBTQ+.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It Nick's coming out Episode or is it Chris'?  Find out how Nick came out to Friends and Family.  Plus we discuss Gay Icons of the Past and Present.  Has it become easier to come out now than 20 years ago?  #wesaygay #Pridemonth #LGBTQ+.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/its-time-to-come-out-157-adulting-out-of-the-closet]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0e9ce1ea-6e56-462e-9ecb-d4155c3a0504</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/8274c255-720c-44a4-ae6d-61a72e017ad3/9rPQeMFdG-OqBy0XGrEeJNmn.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/324a1861-d379-452c-a800-64ef7cb41361/Ep-157-After-Dark.mp3" length="130282195" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>157</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>157</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The worlds most famous Urinal:  #156 Adulting at the Philadelphia Museum of Art</title><itunes:title>The worlds most famous Urinal:  #156 Adulting at the Philadelphia Museum of Art</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris gives us another update on his home buying mishaps.  The Sophisticated Gentleman calls again and brings up that bastard Caillou.  Then Chris "The uncultured SWINE" joins the Sophisticated Gentleman at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.  Chris may have set off some alarms and created a security chase of him through out the museum.  Mary had yet another huge parenting fail.  It's no wonder why her kids run wild on her!  #caillou #thefountain #duchamp #urinal #philadelphiamuseumofart #rockystairs #adulting #adultingfails #parentingfails.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our  Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris gives us another update on his home buying mishaps.  The Sophisticated Gentleman calls again and brings up that bastard Caillou.  Then Chris "The uncultured SWINE" joins the Sophisticated Gentleman at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.  Chris may have set off some alarms and created a security chase of him through out the museum.  Mary had yet another huge parenting fail.  It's no wonder why her kids run wild on her!  #caillou #thefountain #duchamp #urinal #philadelphiamuseumofart #rockystairs #adulting #adultingfails #parentingfails.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our  Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-worlds-most-famous-urinal-156-adulting-at-the-philadelphia-museum-of-art]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e0829aa2-34af-4960-b2a8-846aee07b3c9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7f66992d-3ad1-4f94-869c-3a3848990e16/Ep-156-FInal.mp3" length="132275946" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:18:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>156</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Lose Heart with Tonia Gilbert: #155 Adulting with Rescued Dogs</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Lose Heart with Tonia Gilbert: #155 Adulting with Rescued Dogs</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Tonia Gilbert joins us to discuss her unique start up organization.  She is able to save 2 lives while helping women who have been in abusive relationships by matching them with rescued dogs trained as service animals.  A very powerful conversation that you don't want to miss.  To connect with Tonia dontloseheartbytonia@gmail.com.  www.dontloseheart.com.  To connect with us, check out our merch, or join our clubhouse www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tonia Gilbert joins us to discuss her unique start up organization.  She is able to save 2 lives while helping women who have been in abusive relationships by matching them with rescued dogs trained as service animals.  A very powerful conversation that you don't want to miss.  To connect with Tonia dontloseheartbytonia@gmail.com.  www.dontloseheart.com.  To connect with us, check out our merch, or join our clubhouse www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dont-lose-heart-155-adulting-with-rescued-dogs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6aa4b29e-71dd-4d59-a58c-a0cb4a4ab65d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/546fc187-4dbd-458e-b4c3-2a6ebf9069a5/OMu5kiwKMH3mrgCzsh0Ukpcv.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/328e944e-169a-42a2-a598-873743d664b1/EP-155.mp3" length="122921098" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>155</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Shortest Graduation and Birthday Boy Ever: Adulting with Buba Jobe #154</title><itunes:title>Shortest Graduation and Birthday Boy Ever: Adulting with Buba Jobe #154</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott discusses his daughter's graduation weekend and the chaos that ensued.  It was supposed to be Chris' birthday episode.  Did Scott forget?  Has the Sophisticated Gentleman gone in too deep?  Jersey Man vs Florida Man and so much more.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott discusses his daughter's graduation weekend and the chaos that ensued.  It was supposed to be Chris' birthday episode.  Did Scott forget?  Has the Sophisticated Gentleman gone in too deep?  Jersey Man vs Florida Man and so much more.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/shortest-graduation-and-birthday-boy-ever-adulting-with-buba-jobe-154]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fa3e6448-f2a7-4bac-9aae-18abdbc2f133</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3b77f4a0-1dfc-4217-a64c-35f09b7c0625/Ep-154.mp3" length="118218012" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>154</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Under the Sea with Bad CGI:  Adulting After Dark with the Little Mermaid #153</title><itunes:title>Under the Sea with Bad CGI:  Adulting After Dark with the Little Mermaid #153</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p> In this episode of our podcast, hosts Chris, Scott, and Nick delve into the highly anticipated live-action adaptation of "The Little Mermaid." They kick off the discussion by addressing the elephant in the room: the less-than-impressive CGI effects. The hosts share their thoughts on the questionable visual elements and how they impact the overall viewing experience.</p><p>Transitioning to a more sensitive topic, the hosts tackle the casting controversy surrounding the film. With negative criticism and accusations of improper representation, they explore whether such negativity can be perceived as racism. The team engages in a thoughtful conversation about the importance of inclusive casting choices and the responsibility of filmmakers to ensure diverse representation.</p><p>Moving on from the world of cinema, the hosts shift gears to reflect on the end of the school year. They explore the various challenges students, teachers, and parents face during this transitional period. From final exams and projects to the bittersweet emotions associated with saying goodbye, they share personal anecdotes and insights into the complexities of wrapping up an academic year.</p><p>Join Chris, Scott, and Nick as they navigate these intriguing topics, balancing critical analysis and thoughtful reflection in an engaging and informative discussion.</p><p>#liveactionlittlemermaid #cgi #flounder #sebastian #seacrab #ariel #littlemermaid #diversityandinclusion</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> In this episode of our podcast, hosts Chris, Scott, and Nick delve into the highly anticipated live-action adaptation of "The Little Mermaid." They kick off the discussion by addressing the elephant in the room: the less-than-impressive CGI effects. The hosts share their thoughts on the questionable visual elements and how they impact the overall viewing experience.</p><p>Transitioning to a more sensitive topic, the hosts tackle the casting controversy surrounding the film. With negative criticism and accusations of improper representation, they explore whether such negativity can be perceived as racism. The team engages in a thoughtful conversation about the importance of inclusive casting choices and the responsibility of filmmakers to ensure diverse representation.</p><p>Moving on from the world of cinema, the hosts shift gears to reflect on the end of the school year. They explore the various challenges students, teachers, and parents face during this transitional period. From final exams and projects to the bittersweet emotions associated with saying goodbye, they share personal anecdotes and insights into the complexities of wrapping up an academic year.</p><p>Join Chris, Scott, and Nick as they navigate these intriguing topics, balancing critical analysis and thoughtful reflection in an engaging and informative discussion.</p><p>#liveactionlittlemermaid #cgi #flounder #sebastian #seacrab #ariel #littlemermaid #diversityandinclusion</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/under-the-sea-with-bad-cgi-adulting-after-dark-with-the-little-mermaid-153]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5a07587c-2c82-4713-b0e5-6cb0e6c9e0ed</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7f17a548-ec0f-4e6d-87c1-dbae066bb3b9/xOr-1FC7aL3AUSp3E3Uvzcv1.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fede35d5-b2a9-48d7-bf92-c6c766202914/NNF-After-Dark-Ep-153.mp3" length="84280458" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>153</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Mother&apos;s Day Mishaps and Snack Moms:  Adulting on Mother&apos;s Day #152</title><itunes:title>Mother&apos;s Day Mishaps and Snack Moms:  Adulting on Mother&apos;s Day #152</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah in lively and unfiltered conversations as they delve into the joys and challenges of everyday life. In Segment 1, the team shares their hilarious and heartfelt experiences with Mother's Day gifts, including Scott's hilarious misstep. In Segment 2, Chris takes us on a rollercoaster ride through his home buying adventures, offering valuable insights and entertaining anecdotes. The group then delves into the intriguing topic of trigger words in their relationships, revealing the subtle hints that indicate when their partners might be upset. Prepare for laughter as Ryan presents another edition of "Jersey Man vs Florida Man," showcasing the bizarre antics of both states. Plus, brace yourself for the return of The Sophisticated Gentleman, who once again graces the podcast with his sophisticated musings.  Nominate us for best local podcast www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables. </p><p>#mothersday #snackmom #triggerwords #homebuying #cliffsnotes</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah in lively and unfiltered conversations as they delve into the joys and challenges of everyday life. In Segment 1, the team shares their hilarious and heartfelt experiences with Mother's Day gifts, including Scott's hilarious misstep. In Segment 2, Chris takes us on a rollercoaster ride through his home buying adventures, offering valuable insights and entertaining anecdotes. The group then delves into the intriguing topic of trigger words in their relationships, revealing the subtle hints that indicate when their partners might be upset. Prepare for laughter as Ryan presents another edition of "Jersey Man vs Florida Man," showcasing the bizarre antics of both states. Plus, brace yourself for the return of The Sophisticated Gentleman, who once again graces the podcast with his sophisticated musings.  Nominate us for best local podcast www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables. </p><p>#mothersday #snackmom #triggerwords #homebuying #cliffsnotes</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mothers-day-mishaps-and-snack-moms-adulting-on-mothers-day-152]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">00873aef-f3a4-4871-8d13-1fc7c0afd74f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/503432a2-3a81-43fd-bbe1-7ac7ff1bb29d/Ep-152-Final.mp3" length="127176549" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>152</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>House Hunting Misadventures: Adulting with a Bad Offer #151</title><itunes:title>House Hunting Misadventures: Adulting with a Bad Offer #151</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this engaging episode, join hosts Chris, Scott, and Nick as they discuss the impact of special guest James Yon on their podcast and how his influence played a pivotal role in its creation. In segment 1, the hosts recap their memorable guest appearance with James Yon, sharing anecdotes and highlights from the episode that led to the podcast's success.</p><p>Segment 2 takes a humorous turn as Chris shares his house hunting journey, revealing that despite putting in an offer, it was unfortunately not accepted. This unexpected turn of events sends Chris spiraling, and the hosts delve into the comedic side of his misfortunes. Scott's Summaries, a hilarious segment where Scott creatively summarizes situations, provides some light-hearted fun at Chris' expense.</p><p>Join Chris, Scott, and Nick in this episode filled with laughter, reflections, and humorous twists as they explore the influence of James Yon and delve into Chris' house hunting misadventures. It's a delightful conversation that showcases the ups and downs of podcasting and the quirks of everyday life.  #Househunting #realestate #badoffer #podcastinginfluence #podcasthumor</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this engaging episode, join hosts Chris, Scott, and Nick as they discuss the impact of special guest James Yon on their podcast and how his influence played a pivotal role in its creation. In segment 1, the hosts recap their memorable guest appearance with James Yon, sharing anecdotes and highlights from the episode that led to the podcast's success.</p><p>Segment 2 takes a humorous turn as Chris shares his house hunting journey, revealing that despite putting in an offer, it was unfortunately not accepted. This unexpected turn of events sends Chris spiraling, and the hosts delve into the comedic side of his misfortunes. Scott's Summaries, a hilarious segment where Scott creatively summarizes situations, provides some light-hearted fun at Chris' expense.</p><p>Join Chris, Scott, and Nick in this episode filled with laughter, reflections, and humorous twists as they explore the influence of James Yon and delve into Chris' house hunting misadventures. It's a delightful conversation that showcases the ups and downs of podcasting and the quirks of everyday life.  #Househunting #realestate #badoffer #podcastinginfluence #podcasthumor</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/nnf-after-dark-11]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">55709fee-5df4-4753-85f7-f4d4e8c886d8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/53070537-9445-4afd-99fa-26cd69de3850/mvHa_U5NSiu2PZm1zo4Pdjjk.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cc26b076-e9ec-459b-a289-3a54eddf4138/NNF-AF-11-Final.mp3" length="135823498" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:20:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>151</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Sex in a Chef Coat:  Adulting with Comedian James Yon #150</title><itunes:title>Sex in a Chef Coat:  Adulting with Comedian James Yon #150</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah in Episode 150 as they welcome special guest comedian James Yon to the show.  James shares how he manages to juggle eight jobs and still find time for sex. He even tries to give Scott some tips on how to increase his sex life.</p><p>In the second segment, The Sophisticated Gentleman makes a return call to the show, and the group discusses their laundry tendencies and routines. Scott admits to wearing the same pair of shorts for multiple days in a row, and Sarah and her husband reveal their love for dressing up as nerd pop culture characters during sex. The group also discovers a shared interest in wearing chef coats.</p><p>In the third segment, the group plays Jersey Man vs Florida Man once again, and they discuss strange fears that they have, even though they know they shouldn't be afraid of them. Tune in to Episode 150 for a hilarious and relatable conversation about adulting and the quirks that come along with it. #adulting #JamesYon #chefcoat #princessleah </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah in Episode 150 as they welcome special guest comedian James Yon to the show.  James shares how he manages to juggle eight jobs and still find time for sex. He even tries to give Scott some tips on how to increase his sex life.</p><p>In the second segment, The Sophisticated Gentleman makes a return call to the show, and the group discusses their laundry tendencies and routines. Scott admits to wearing the same pair of shorts for multiple days in a row, and Sarah and her husband reveal their love for dressing up as nerd pop culture characters during sex. The group also discovers a shared interest in wearing chef coats.</p><p>In the third segment, the group plays Jersey Man vs Florida Man once again, and they discuss strange fears that they have, even though they know they shouldn't be afraid of them. Tune in to Episode 150 for a hilarious and relatable conversation about adulting and the quirks that come along with it. #adulting #JamesYon #chefcoat #princessleah </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/sex-in-a-chef-coat-adulting-with-comedian-james-yon-150]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2f848f3b-e981-481a-b435-fcbed3c62ba9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 14 May 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0f433880-7400-419e-b9cf-08f2e1e7a751/NNF-EP-150.mp3" length="128865418" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:16:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>150</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Ok Not to Be Ok:  Adulting with Loss, Blessings, and the Amish NNFAD #10</title><itunes:title>Ok Not to Be Ok:  Adulting with Loss, Blessings, and the Amish NNFAD #10</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nick brings us through the adoption process that he and his husband had to go through in order to adopt a baby.  The ups and the downs and the ups!  Then Nick shares the heartbreaking ending to the first attempted adoption.  But at the end of every storm there is a rainbow!  In this case the Ranbow has a name and it's Piper!  Please follow Sandpiper Vacations on social media and their website for a link to donate to Ronald McDonald House in Harper's Name.  https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Faccount.venmo.com%2Fu%2FNick-Bryan%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0oz60OKgnBCH-zGfW0dvOo18qs6OiV31TSPr7zVXZB60cXC1_iUO3yXY0&amp;h=AT05VXMsO4T068tfTGfpt7xW8o88tNyQlgTb4kJ37AGX0vi1bHrNh7f9ZUzsoY0Xpa1aeNbS5qw8z6i9O5syPNqaVVjte6NFsynT3j463xfBFCWTGAeMTRLl6Ei4OS9i0esHEg  #adoption #loss #mentalhealth #rainbow</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick brings us through the adoption process that he and his husband had to go through in order to adopt a baby.  The ups and the downs and the ups!  Then Nick shares the heartbreaking ending to the first attempted adoption.  But at the end of every storm there is a rainbow!  In this case the Ranbow has a name and it's Piper!  Please follow Sandpiper Vacations on social media and their website for a link to donate to Ronald McDonald House in Harper's Name.  https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Faccount.venmo.com%2Fu%2FNick-Bryan%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0oz60OKgnBCH-zGfW0dvOo18qs6OiV31TSPr7zVXZB60cXC1_iUO3yXY0&amp;h=AT05VXMsO4T068tfTGfpt7xW8o88tNyQlgTb4kJ37AGX0vi1bHrNh7f9ZUzsoY0Xpa1aeNbS5qw8z6i9O5syPNqaVVjte6NFsynT3j463xfBFCWTGAeMTRLl6Ei4OS9i0esHEg  #adoption #loss #mentalhealth #rainbow</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals.  <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adoption-story]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ef484ff5-cf8f-4810-9f1d-7f093d937f1d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f0221e88-f881-4ec0-9cfa-d87b587f82ab/3lv_rT2TWlLtnxmaUw7xFKJS.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a827a323-abdf-478f-a0b9-58bed65cb497/Ep-10-FInal.mp3" length="143777784" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:25:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>149</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Good Journey and other awkward handshakes:  #149 Adulting with bad handshakes and funny tees</title><itunes:title>Good Journey and other awkward handshakes:  #149 Adulting with bad handshakes and funny tees</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah delve into the topic of giving compliments to women and whether or not they are always perceived as innocent. Scott recounts an awkward handshake incident at work.  The hosts also discuss Mary's "Reedy Redo" wedding, which Scott is trying to organize as a way to make up for not inviting him to her original wedding. Throughout the segment, Scott takes the opportunity to plug their sponsors, much to the amusement of the other hosts. Meanwhile, Mary admits to her new shopping addiction for Temu, despite being currently jobless and financially strained.  </p><p>#badhandshakes #funnytees #temu #reedyredo</p><p>Nominate us for best Podcast on www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables. </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah delve into the topic of giving compliments to women and whether or not they are always perceived as innocent. Scott recounts an awkward handshake incident at work.  The hosts also discuss Mary's "Reedy Redo" wedding, which Scott is trying to organize as a way to make up for not inviting him to her original wedding. Throughout the segment, Scott takes the opportunity to plug their sponsors, much to the amusement of the other hosts. Meanwhile, Mary admits to her new shopping addiction for Temu, despite being currently jobless and financially strained.  </p><p>#badhandshakes #funnytees #temu #reedyredo</p><p>Nominate us for best Podcast on www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables. </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/good-journey-and-other-awkward-handshakes-149-adulting-with-bad-handshakes-and-funny-tees]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">733b659a-b6ac-4b6a-beb4-62117ee09caa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/18000b04-1475-4a1d-9042-54f825066885/NNF-Episode-149.mp3" length="120979155" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>149</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Birds and the Bees and Bees and the Bees: Adulting with the Talk NNF AD#9</title><itunes:title>The Birds and the Bees and Bees and the Bees: Adulting with the Talk NNF AD#9</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p> Chris, Scott, Nick, and Sarah delve into the topic of the birds and the bees. They</p><p>share stories about when they first learned about sex education and how they</p><p>plan to have that conversation with their own children. The conversation also</p><p>includes personal anecdotes about losing their virginity. Additionally, Nick provides definitions </p><p>for Gold and Platinum Star Gays and Lesbians, which sheds light on an often misunderstood </p><p>aspect of the LGBTQ+ community. The podcast also features a special interview with Nick, the </p><p>host of The Movie Theater Time Machine podcast, where he discusses his love for movies and </p><p>the inspiration behind his own podcast.</p><p>Finally, Scott shares his best summaries yet, which are sure to leave listeners laughing</p><p>and entertained. Tune in for an insightful and humorous discussion on a topic</p><p>that affects us all.   #birdsandthebees #thetalk #virginity #viral #podcastreccomendations #cinima #robinwilliams #themuppets</p><p>Check out www.movietheatertimemachine.com </p><p>vote for us for Best podcast for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition </p><p>www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Chris, Scott, Nick, and Sarah delve into the topic of the birds and the bees. They</p><p>share stories about when they first learned about sex education and how they</p><p>plan to have that conversation with their own children. The conversation also</p><p>includes personal anecdotes about losing their virginity. Additionally, Nick provides definitions </p><p>for Gold and Platinum Star Gays and Lesbians, which sheds light on an often misunderstood </p><p>aspect of the LGBTQ+ community. The podcast also features a special interview with Nick, the </p><p>host of The Movie Theater Time Machine podcast, where he discusses his love for movies and </p><p>the inspiration behind his own podcast.</p><p>Finally, Scott shares his best summaries yet, which are sure to leave listeners laughing</p><p>and entertained. Tune in for an insightful and humorous discussion on a topic</p><p>that affects us all.   #birdsandthebees #thetalk #virginity #viral #podcastreccomendations #cinima #robinwilliams #themuppets</p><p>Check out www.movietheatertimemachine.com </p><p>vote for us for Best podcast for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition </p><p>www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-birds-and-the-bees-and-bees-and-the-bees-adulting-with-the-talk-nnf-ad9]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4501f6e7-0b43-4847-ad37-ee02f0eab762</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/74086cf6-6b13-4e54-8c51-0159c851952d/qMvyyxi-b9WhhY8IjQs4Qq4s.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4398d635-72ab-4317-87fc-605535beb99f/AD-Ep-9-Final.mp3" length="142543434" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:24:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>148</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Shark Week, Speeding Tickets, and Communes: Oh My!  Adulting as a Girl Dad #148</title><itunes:title>Shark Week, Speeding Tickets, and Communes: Oh My!  Adulting as a Girl Dad #148</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of the podcast, hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah cover a variety of topics. In the first segment, they discuss Scott's daughter's first experience with Shark Week and the tips Sarah and Mary have for coping with it. They also talk about Mary's son getting a speeding ticket and share their own experiences with parenting through speeding tickets.</p><p>In the second segment, Chris opens up about the commune he lives in and the questions he often receives about whether or not it's a cult. The hosts discuss the pros and cons of communal living. </p><p>Sarah also shares a personal story about a poorly placed tattoo and the regret that came with it. Ryan brings his weekly segment, New Jersey Man vs. Florida Man, to the show, highlighting some of the most bizarre news stories from both states.</p><p>To wrap up the episode, the hosts share a funny anecdote about Sarah meeting Ryan for the first time and not knowing which Ryan he was. </p><p>#sharkweek #girldad #viral #podcastreccomendations #cultlife #commune #mansonfamily </p><p>Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of the podcast, hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah cover a variety of topics. In the first segment, they discuss Scott's daughter's first experience with Shark Week and the tips Sarah and Mary have for coping with it. They also talk about Mary's son getting a speeding ticket and share their own experiences with parenting through speeding tickets.</p><p>In the second segment, Chris opens up about the commune he lives in and the questions he often receives about whether or not it's a cult. The hosts discuss the pros and cons of communal living. </p><p>Sarah also shares a personal story about a poorly placed tattoo and the regret that came with it. Ryan brings his weekly segment, New Jersey Man vs. Florida Man, to the show, highlighting some of the most bizarre news stories from both states.</p><p>To wrap up the episode, the hosts share a funny anecdote about Sarah meeting Ryan for the first time and not knowing which Ryan he was. </p><p>#sharkweek #girldad #viral #podcastreccomendations #cultlife #commune #mansonfamily </p><p>Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. <strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/shark-week-speeding-tickets-and-communes-oh-my-adulting-as-a-girl-dad-148]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">68978c29-6b4e-41a2-b432-a64c5a125f70</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2b7d8624-4d4d-4d01-85a6-f71845f05213/EP-148-FInal.mp3" length="123363210" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>148</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Did Bud Light turn you Gay?  We Say Gay Part 2. Adulting with Love NNFAD 8</title><itunes:title>Did Bud Light turn you Gay?  We Say Gay Part 2. Adulting with Love NNFAD 8</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of the podcast, the hosts dive into some controversial topics that are making headlines in the news. First up, they discuss the recent support of the LGBTQ+ community by Bud Light, and the impact of corporate sponsorships on the community as a whole.</p><p>Next, the conversation turns to politics, as the hosts examine the ongoing battle between Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Walt Disney World over the bill dubbed as the "Don't Say Gay Bill". How will this political conflict affect the LGBTQ+ community?</p><p>Join the hosts for a thought-provoking conversation about beer, politics, and pride, and gain a deeper understanding of the issues facing the LGBTQ+ community today.</p><p>#budlight #WaltDisneyWorld #dontsaygay #Pride #LGBTQ+</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our  Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of the podcast, the hosts dive into some controversial topics that are making headlines in the news. First up, they discuss the recent support of the LGBTQ+ community by Bud Light, and the impact of corporate sponsorships on the community as a whole.</p><p>Next, the conversation turns to politics, as the hosts examine the ongoing battle between Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Walt Disney World over the bill dubbed as the "Don't Say Gay Bill". How will this political conflict affect the LGBTQ+ community?</p><p>Join the hosts for a thought-provoking conversation about beer, politics, and pride, and gain a deeper understanding of the issues facing the LGBTQ+ community today.</p><p>#budlight #WaltDisneyWorld #dontsaygay #Pride #LGBTQ+</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our  Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/did-bud-light-turn-you-gay-we-say-gay-part-2-adulting-with-love-nnfad-8]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d13afdb0-abad-4fac-addc-4638eaab78c3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/801cebfd-e2d6-4431-aa61-bcd9ea7ba5ff/yvlady0zTOme0ESITvAx2XTD.jpeg"/><pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/11fd9c4b-dd93-4498-ad3a-407c3189f998/NNF-Ep-8.mp3" length="133781349" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>147</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Spit Take:  Adulting with speaking problems #147</title><itunes:title>Spit Take:  Adulting with speaking problems #147</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of the No New Friends Podcast, hosts Scott, Chris, and Sarah dive into the upcoming Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition. They plead with their listeners to vote for them in several categories, including Best Local Podcast. But, will their shameless begging pay off?</p><p>Next up, the trio discusses Sarah's willingness to do anything for the podcast. Will she really go above and beyond to keep the show going?</p><p>Chris also shares his new hobby in an attempt to shed some pounds. Will it work, or will it just be another fleeting interest?</p><p>Finally, the hosts tackle the topic of spitting while speaking. Are you a spitter? Do you know someone who is? Tune in to find out what the gang has to say about this gross habit.</p><p>Join the No New Friends Podcast for laughs, fun, and a little bit of adulting.</p><p>#adulting #spittake #planetfitness #podcastreccomendations #OrlandoWeekly #BestofOrlando</p><p>Vote at vote.orlandoweekly.com </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On this episode of the No New Friends Podcast, hosts Scott, Chris, and Sarah dive into the upcoming Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition. They plead with their listeners to vote for them in several categories, including Best Local Podcast. But, will their shameless begging pay off?</p><p>Next up, the trio discusses Sarah's willingness to do anything for the podcast. Will she really go above and beyond to keep the show going?</p><p>Chris also shares his new hobby in an attempt to shed some pounds. Will it work, or will it just be another fleeting interest?</p><p>Finally, the hosts tackle the topic of spitting while speaking. Are you a spitter? Do you know someone who is? Tune in to find out what the gang has to say about this gross habit.</p><p>Join the No New Friends Podcast for laughs, fun, and a little bit of adulting.</p><p>#adulting #spittake #planetfitness #podcastreccomendations #OrlandoWeekly #BestofOrlando</p><p>Vote at vote.orlandoweekly.com </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/spit-take-adulting-with-speaking-problems-147]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">de441800-3395-4cb0-9a11-907e0ecd0edf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f02199a7-67c3-4045-81af-d3e6ab1af186/Ep-147-Final.mp3" length="117577281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>147</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>147</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Marital Problems, Dishes, and the Perfect Marriage:  Adulting After Dark #7</title><itunes:title>Marital Problems, Dishes, and the Perfect Marriage:  Adulting After Dark #7</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, your hosts Chris, Scott, Sarah, and Nick from Sandpiper Vacations are joined by special guest Luis from the Nerd Archive Podcast.</p><p>Things get off to a hilarious start as Chris recounts his struggles to feed himself and his dog while his wife is away. The dishes are piling up, and he's finding it hard to keep up with the demands of adulting. </p><p>The conversation then turns to relationships, and the group discusses the things that they do that annoy their spouses and vice versa. The discussion is lively and relatable, and listeners are sure to find themselves nodding along in agreement.</p><p>In an attempt to stir up some drama, the group then turns to Sarah and Luis, who are known for having the perfect marriage. They try to start a fight between the couple by asking them to air their grievances with each other. However, to everyone's surprise, Sarah and Luis are so in sync that they can't seem to find anything to argue about.</p><p>Join us for a hilarious and relatable discussion about the trials and tribulations of adulting, relationships, and more!</p><p>#adulting #bachelorlife #perfectmarriage #maritalproblems #starvation</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, your hosts Chris, Scott, Sarah, and Nick from Sandpiper Vacations are joined by special guest Luis from the Nerd Archive Podcast.</p><p>Things get off to a hilarious start as Chris recounts his struggles to feed himself and his dog while his wife is away. The dishes are piling up, and he's finding it hard to keep up with the demands of adulting. </p><p>The conversation then turns to relationships, and the group discusses the things that they do that annoy their spouses and vice versa. The discussion is lively and relatable, and listeners are sure to find themselves nodding along in agreement.</p><p>In an attempt to stir up some drama, the group then turns to Sarah and Luis, who are known for having the perfect marriage. They try to start a fight between the couple by asking them to air their grievances with each other. However, to everyone's surprise, Sarah and Luis are so in sync that they can't seem to find anything to argue about.</p><p>Join us for a hilarious and relatable discussion about the trials and tribulations of adulting, relationships, and more!</p><p>#adulting #bachelorlife #perfectmarriage #maritalproblems #starvation</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/marital-problems-dishes-and-the-perfect-marriage-adulting-after-dark-7]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aa6c167b-1907-46c0-9dd4-ea9711a9c40b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6e253f1c-6b39-42af-9e3b-f5610fadb4cd/-72skxptYtD_MdvEYJ20BmlD.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ab9a6241-1d34-4727-a179-3a9f7e66d35c/Ep-7-FInal.mp3" length="120797029" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>146</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Pool of the Golden Shower: Adulting in a pool # 146</title><itunes:title>The Pool of the Golden Shower: Adulting in a pool # 146</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we discuss a variety of topics, starting with the ever-popular and sometimes controversial period tracking app. Scott shares how and why he has it.</p><p>We also talk about common everyday tasks or actions that embarrass us but really shouldn't, such as pooping in public and peeing in a pool. Do you find yourself guilty of these behaviors? You're not alone!</p><p>Chris is living the bachelor life while his wife is out of town, and he and his dog are struggling to find something to eat. He is also struggling with other #adulting tasks.</p><p>The Sophisticated Gentleman calls us again, this time from an Olive Garden.</p><p>And finally, our Game Master Ryan brings us another exciting round of New Jersey Man vs. Florida Man. Who will come out on top this time? Tune in to find out!</p><p>#adulting #adultingfails #mydays #periodtrackingapp #embarassingmoments #thebachelor </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we discuss a variety of topics, starting with the ever-popular and sometimes controversial period tracking app. Scott shares how and why he has it.</p><p>We also talk about common everyday tasks or actions that embarrass us but really shouldn't, such as pooping in public and peeing in a pool. Do you find yourself guilty of these behaviors? You're not alone!</p><p>Chris is living the bachelor life while his wife is out of town, and he and his dog are struggling to find something to eat. He is also struggling with other #adulting tasks.</p><p>The Sophisticated Gentleman calls us again, this time from an Olive Garden.</p><p>And finally, our Game Master Ryan brings us another exciting round of New Jersey Man vs. Florida Man. Who will come out on top this time? Tune in to find out!</p><p>#adulting #adultingfails #mydays #periodtrackingapp #embarassingmoments #thebachelor </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-pool-of-the-golden-shower-adulting-in-a-pool-146]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">417a16da-d87a-4ad6-a8f4-a44e5de8a25a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1bb616d0-acf8-4542-99ef-6651436a69f9/Ep-146-Final.mp3" length="126835704" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>146</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>146</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Mental Health, Hollywood, and Shalom Sesame: Adulting After Dark Ep 6</title><itunes:title>Mental Health, Hollywood, and Shalom Sesame: Adulting After Dark Ep 6</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p> Chris, Scott, and Nick delve into the sensitive topic of mental health and its impact on our lives. The conversation gets even more interesting when they are joined by special guest Jeremy Miller (Ben Seaver, Growing Pains), who opens up about his struggles with mental health from a young age. He also shares some behind-the-scenes stories of his experiences working with A-list celebrities like #LeonardoDiCaprio, #BradPitt, and #MathewPerry, and talks about his involvement in projects like Shalom Sesame.</p><p>Jeremy also touches on the importance of speaking out about mental health and how it has helped him cope with his own struggles. Later in the episode, Scott lightens the mood with his trademark humor in "Scott's Summaries." Tune in for an insightful and entertaining discussion about mental health and Hollywood with Nick from Sandpiper Vacations and Jeremy Miller.  #JeremyMiller #GrowingPains #TraceyGold</p><p><strong>If you suffer from Mental Health or Substance Abuse please reach out to the Substance Abuse and Mental Health National Helpline at 1-800-662-HELP (4357)</strong></p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website <strong>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</strong>. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; <strong>Sandpiper Vacations</strong> (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) <strong>www.sandpipervacations.com</strong>, <strong>i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us</strong>, <strong>Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net.</strong> Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>www.manscaped.com</strong></a><strong> </strong>use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> Chris, Scott, and Nick delve into the sensitive topic of mental health and its impact on our lives. The conversation gets even more interesting when they are joined by special guest Jeremy Miller (Ben Seaver, Growing Pains), who opens up about his struggles with mental health from a young age. He also shares some behind-the-scenes stories of his experiences working with A-list celebrities like #LeonardoDiCaprio, #BradPitt, and #MathewPerry, and talks about his involvement in projects like Shalom Sesame.</p><p>Jeremy also touches on the importance of speaking out about mental health and how it has helped him cope with his own struggles. Later in the episode, Scott lightens the mood with his trademark humor in "Scott's Summaries." Tune in for an insightful and entertaining discussion about mental health and Hollywood with Nick from Sandpiper Vacations and Jeremy Miller.  #JeremyMiller #GrowingPains #TraceyGold</p><p><strong>If you suffer from Mental Health or Substance Abuse please reach out to the Substance Abuse and Mental Health National Helpline at 1-800-662-HELP (4357)</strong></p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website <strong>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</strong>. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; <strong>Sandpiper Vacations</strong> (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) <strong>www.sandpipervacations.com</strong>, <strong>i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us</strong>, <strong>Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net.</strong> Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>www.manscaped.com</strong></a><strong> </strong>use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mental-health-hollywood-and-shalom-sesame-adulting-after-dark-ep-6]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c53da626-75b1-435b-a46b-5296877375a8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e81147e5-99a2-456e-8b08-3cef13e3a679/4CCONTpAIbngXHp_hwsNyTX_.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/77e14eed-54e2-4b39-8860-5f1742574447/NNF-AD-Episode-6.mp3" length="145419109" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:26:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>145</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Glitter, Pasties, and Growing Pains: 145 Adulting as a child actor</title><itunes:title>Glitter, Pasties, and Growing Pains: 145 Adulting as a child actor</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah for another hilarious episode. In this episode, Scott shares his experience at his first Burlesque show, where he encountered glitter and boobie tassels.</p><p>The team also welcomes Jeremy Miller, who played Ben Seaver on the hit 80s sitcom Growing Pains. Jeremy talks about his career as a child actor and the challenges of growing up as a child star.   The interview is broken into 2 parts.  This is Part 1, Part 2 will be in the next episode of NNF After Dark.</p><p>As always,  "New Jersey Man vs Florida Man," "Bad Restaurant Reviews," "Restaurant Tip of the Week," and "Chris' Cliffs' Notes." This week's restaurant tip deals with the issue of restaurant campers, so be sure to tune in for some valuable advice.</p><p>Plus, the team receives another call from our mystery caller who was located outside DeSantis Florist, where he is protesting and supporting the LGBTQ+ community. </p><p>#growingpains #benseaver #jeremymiller #burlesque #pasties</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo codeNNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promocode&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join hosts Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah for another hilarious episode. In this episode, Scott shares his experience at his first Burlesque show, where he encountered glitter and boobie tassels.</p><p>The team also welcomes Jeremy Miller, who played Ben Seaver on the hit 80s sitcom Growing Pains. Jeremy talks about his career as a child actor and the challenges of growing up as a child star.   The interview is broken into 2 parts.  This is Part 1, Part 2 will be in the next episode of NNF After Dark.</p><p>As always,  "New Jersey Man vs Florida Man," "Bad Restaurant Reviews," "Restaurant Tip of the Week," and "Chris' Cliffs' Notes." This week's restaurant tip deals with the issue of restaurant campers, so be sure to tune in for some valuable advice.</p><p>Plus, the team receives another call from our mystery caller who was located outside DeSantis Florist, where he is protesting and supporting the LGBTQ+ community. </p><p>#growingpains #benseaver #jeremymiller #burlesque #pasties</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount w<a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">ww.manscaped.com</a> use the promo codeNNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promocode&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/glitter-tassels-and-growing-pains-145-adulting-as-a-child-actor]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">56c71d4a-63be-4915-be9e-09b1fd270631</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7f9212a4-1739-4670-8502-e282247ca2fd/Ep-145-FInal.mp3" length="154678264" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:32:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>145</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Banana Bread, the official food of the Gays: NNF After Dark Ep 5</title><itunes:title>Banana Bread, the official food of the Gays: NNF After Dark Ep 5</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of "No New Friends After Dark," hosts Chris, Scott, and Sarah are joined by Nick from Sandpiper Vacations to revisit their April Fools Day episode. The group takes an interesting turn as they delve into identifying what percentage gay they are. Later, Scott interviews Chuck LaFlange, the host of the Ashes to Awesome podcast, who shares his personal story of overcoming drug addiction and achieving recovery. Finally, Scott brings his signature humor with Scott's Summaries. Tune in next week for an exciting interview with Jeremy Miller, who starred as Ben Seaver on the 80s sitcom "Growing Pains."  Check out Ashes to Awesome Podcast: <a href="https://www.a2apodcast.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Ashes to Awesome Podcast - Rising in Recovery (a2apodcast.com)</a> To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our</p><p>Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper</p><p>Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code</p><p>NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast</p><p>exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode of "No New Friends After Dark," hosts Chris, Scott, and Sarah are joined by Nick from Sandpiper Vacations to revisit their April Fools Day episode. The group takes an interesting turn as they delve into identifying what percentage gay they are. Later, Scott interviews Chuck LaFlange, the host of the Ashes to Awesome podcast, who shares his personal story of overcoming drug addiction and achieving recovery. Finally, Scott brings his signature humor with Scott's Summaries. Tune in next week for an exciting interview with Jeremy Miller, who starred as Ben Seaver on the 80s sitcom "Growing Pains."  Check out Ashes to Awesome Podcast: <a href="https://www.a2apodcast.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Ashes to Awesome Podcast - Rising in Recovery (a2apodcast.com)</a> To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our</p><p>Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper</p><p>Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code</p><p>NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast</p><p>exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/banana-bread-the-official-food-of-the-gays-nnf-after-dark-ep-5]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fbeedb96-9877-41fe-b6f4-448a4bcf7d5f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/cdded545-6f50-40a2-9e3e-a4f5c4310e5d/yDzWxHOTHG_XXqiHnmk1INv1.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/aae8d167-8878-4247-87ca-6e7dd8011191/NNF-After-Dark-Ep-5-FInal.mp3" length="118738058" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>144</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>How to become an IT Girl! Adulting Tip #144</title><itunes:title>How to become an IT Girl! Adulting Tip #144</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's April Fools Day God Damn it!  Join Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah in this April Fools Day episode of their hilarious podcast for adults who love to laugh at adulting. In this episode, Scott attempts to cook for his wife for the first time in 7 years, leading to some unexpected results. Mary and Chris discuss what it means to be an "IT girl" and whether they fit the definition. Chris poses the question of whether Finland is real, and the story of a naked Palm Beach woman who climbs a tree to avoid other charges.</p><p>In addition to their usual segments like the mystery caller and restaurant reviews, the hosts also bring us some history with "On this day in history." And Ryan shares the latest New Jersey man vs Florida Man stories that will leave you shaking your head. Don't miss this hilarious and informative episode that's sure to make you laugh out loud while reminding you that you're not alone in the struggles of adulting.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our</p><p>Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper</p><p>Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code</p><p>NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast</p><p>exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's April Fools Day God Damn it!  Join Scott, Mary, Chris, and Sarah in this April Fools Day episode of their hilarious podcast for adults who love to laugh at adulting. In this episode, Scott attempts to cook for his wife for the first time in 7 years, leading to some unexpected results. Mary and Chris discuss what it means to be an "IT girl" and whether they fit the definition. Chris poses the question of whether Finland is real, and the story of a naked Palm Beach woman who climbs a tree to avoid other charges.</p><p>In addition to their usual segments like the mystery caller and restaurant reviews, the hosts also bring us some history with "On this day in history." And Ryan shares the latest New Jersey man vs Florida Man stories that will leave you shaking your head. Don't miss this hilarious and informative episode that's sure to make you laugh out loud while reminding you that you're not alone in the struggles of adulting.</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our</p><p>Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper</p><p>Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you)</p><p>www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night</p><p>Watchman Ghost Tours. www.seeamericatours.net. Use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code</p><p>NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends Podcast</p><p>exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo</strong></p><p><strong>code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/how-to-become-an-it-girl-adulting-tip-144]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">69f8a972-2b97-45e5-b174-11c76625ccd1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4f4c5019-49a5-4fef-ace7-0101ed1ca51e/Ep-144-FInal.mp3" length="135321007" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:20:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>144</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>144</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>We say Gay! Gay 101:  NNF After Dark Ep 4</title><itunes:title>We say Gay! Gay 101:  NNF After Dark Ep 4</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nick from Sandpiper Vacations joins us to educate us on both vacations and the LGBTQ+ community.  Chris and Scott may be a little bit more Gay than they thought so we discuss the Spectrum of Gay.  Also a very special Q and gAy.  visit www.sandpipervacations.com to plan your vacation.  Tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you.  #gayeducation #LGBTQ+ #gay101 #loveislove #wesaygay</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick from Sandpiper Vacations joins us to educate us on both vacations and the LGBTQ+ community.  Chris and Scott may be a little bit more Gay than they thought so we discuss the Spectrum of Gay.  Also a very special Q and gAy.  visit www.sandpipervacations.com to plan your vacation.  Tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you.  #gayeducation #LGBTQ+ #gay101 #loveislove #wesaygay</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/we-say-gay-gay-101-nnf-after-dark-ep-4]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">60c435a7-5008-4037-83a2-b2bc0c370ef1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4716e032-bc50-4fbf-bfd3-ebfd4dc6f81a/V20fWY11gvovLBzyOijNLDcI.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1e640960-b591-4071-8d62-98956a849416/Ep-4-Final.mp3" length="101703087" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>143</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The Return of Blockbuster Video?  Adulting tip #143</title><itunes:title>The Return of Blockbuster Video?  Adulting tip #143</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Is Blockbuster video returning?  We relive the excitement of Friday nights at the Blockbuster Video.  Chris has an unexplained phenomenon in his life.  Mary performs at a wedding.  What the hell is a Pee Paw?  Plus much much more.   #Blockbuster #blockbustervideo #peepaw #restaurantreviews #weightgain.  To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our club house and become a friend with benefits and support our sponsors.  Visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Blockbuster video returning?  We relive the excitement of Friday nights at the Blockbuster Video.  Chris has an unexplained phenomenon in his life.  Mary performs at a wedding.  What the hell is a Pee Paw?  Plus much much more.   #Blockbuster #blockbustervideo #peepaw #restaurantreviews #weightgain.  To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our club house and become a friend with benefits and support our sponsors.  Visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-return-of-blockbuster-video-adulting-tip-143]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4c84ca21-3745-44b7-a0fb-a1eddd6c2b38</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/910a9116-bda5-4870-b795-a4686e1813c7/Ep-143-Final.mp3" length="126581898" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>143</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Lent Loopholes NNF After Dark Ep 3</title><itunes:title>Lent Loopholes NNF After Dark Ep 3</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris had a fancy dinner, well kind of.  He tested his skills as a Wing Man.  And the gang discusses Loopholes during Lent.  Also very special guest Laura Willoughby of Willoughby and the Founder and Director of the Bedford Film Festival.  Laura has worked on films like Pet Semetary, Jaws 3-D, and many more.  Super interesting interview and fantastic cause.  Visit their website www.bedfordfilmfest.com.   #popesaidicouldeatmeat #lent #lentloopholes #bedfordfilmfest #growingpains #Jaws3D</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris had a fancy dinner, well kind of.  He tested his skills as a Wing Man.  And the gang discusses Loopholes during Lent.  Also very special guest Laura Willoughby of Willoughby and the Founder and Director of the Bedford Film Festival.  Laura has worked on films like Pet Semetary, Jaws 3-D, and many more.  Super interesting interview and fantastic cause.  Visit their website www.bedfordfilmfest.com.   #popesaidicouldeatmeat #lent #lentloopholes #bedfordfilmfest #growingpains #Jaws3D</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com</p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/lent-loopholes-nnf-after-dark-ep-3]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a23f9eef-3261-40f9-8e47-d9af7047919b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/211cba89-9e01-4d92-93d0-6e5b804589fb/fAMpoKQ4l0ju4KJRzKag7JRM.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6a3a55b4-e74b-4ddd-b1cb-5ab9b3fb3a82/NNF-AD-Ep-3-Final.mp3" length="115830090" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>142</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Pound Town with a Unicorn on a Stick:  Adulting Tip # 142</title><itunes:title>Pound Town with a Unicorn on a Stick:  Adulting Tip # 142</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Gang educates everyone on proper dining out etiquette.  Sarah brings us another Bad Restaurant Review.  Mary's Son says the darndest things.  Mary has a wedding dilemma.  Jersey man vs Florida Man, Chris' Cliffs Notes and much more!  #PoundTown #unicornonastick #centralFloridaFair #weddingspeech #badrestaurantreviews #floridaman #jerseyman.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the Gang educates everyone on proper dining out etiquette.  Sarah brings us another Bad Restaurant Review.  Mary's Son says the darndest things.  Mary has a wedding dilemma.  Jersey man vs Florida Man, Chris' Cliffs Notes and much more!  #PoundTown #unicornonastick #centralFloridaFair #weddingspeech #badrestaurantreviews #floridaman #jerseyman.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/pound-town-with-a-unicorn-on-a-stick-adulting-tip-142]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">46191e91-3d55-4b15-bc9a-7f1aa0a766ef</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 19 Mar 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/04861516-b39a-4dab-b9f0-0c56eae43daa/Ep-142-Final.mp3" length="119600412" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>142</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>NNF After Dark EP 2:  Getting Schooled by our Jew</title><itunes:title>NNF After Dark EP 2:  Getting Schooled by our Jew</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to Episode 2.  Sarah gives us some puzzling insight into what it is like to be Jewish.  Including some strange Bath traditions.  Brian B from B-Line Entertainment joins us.  Check out his YouTube Channel <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBLineWebshow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">(29) THE B-LINE ENTERTAINMENT LLC - YouTube</a>.  To Connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, Join our Clubhouse and become a friend with Benefits just visit our website, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  NNF After Dark is brought to you by Sandpiper Vacations www.sandpipervacations.com please tell them that the No New Friends Podcast sent you.  #jewish #soaking #baptism #lent #passover #BLinewebshow #podcasterssupportingpodcasters #podcastreccomendations</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to Episode 2.  Sarah gives us some puzzling insight into what it is like to be Jewish.  Including some strange Bath traditions.  Brian B from B-Line Entertainment joins us.  Check out his YouTube Channel <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/TheBLineWebshow" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">(29) THE B-LINE ENTERTAINMENT LLC - YouTube</a>.  To Connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, Join our Clubhouse and become a friend with Benefits just visit our website, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  NNF After Dark is brought to you by Sandpiper Vacations www.sandpipervacations.com please tell them that the No New Friends Podcast sent you.  #jewish #soaking #baptism #lent #passover #BLinewebshow #podcasterssupportingpodcasters #podcastreccomendations</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/nnf-after-dark-ep-2-getting-schooled-by-our-jew]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f6ad9b0e-ded2-4091-bda2-7791b437de22</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/dae53247-1afa-4bb3-94fb-26d4b61998d6/8vbV149Ch7gUAu6XI5fsFaDs.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2023 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c75cfeb1-91b9-4ae7-8602-a089bfc82d51/NNF-AD-EP-2-Final-2.mp3" length="96411978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>141</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Surrounded by Dry Fit: Adulting at Bay Hill #141</title><itunes:title>Surrounded by Dry Fit: Adulting at Bay Hill #141</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode It's Women's day God Damn it!  Scott is proud of Mary for something...finally.  Scholastic Book Fair is a Scam! Sarah is making shady deals in a warehouse, Chris went to the mountains.....AGAIN!  Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Cliffs Notes, Sandpiper Vacation and much more.  #scholasticbookfair #bayhillinvatational #arnoldpalmer #whiteclaw #clawandorder #arcade #thepoconos   Don't forget to check out the After Dark Episode on Wednesday nights!  Extremely funny supplement to the main Sunday show!   </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode It's Women's day God Damn it!  Scott is proud of Mary for something...finally.  Scholastic Book Fair is a Scam! Sarah is making shady deals in a warehouse, Chris went to the mountains.....AGAIN!  Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Cliffs Notes, Sandpiper Vacation and much more.  #scholasticbookfair #bayhillinvatational #arnoldpalmer #whiteclaw #clawandorder #arcade #thepoconos   Don't forget to check out the After Dark Episode on Wednesday nights!  Extremely funny supplement to the main Sunday show!   </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/surrounded-by-dry-fit-adulting-at-bay-hill-141]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aa742fe9-ad70-490c-bbdc-1766c5050f8e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/16251e1d-7cda-47ba-a49e-6ebae066740b/Ep-141-Final.mp3" length="129855041" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>141</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>NNF After Dark EP 1: The Food Truck strikes back!</title><itunes:title>NNF After Dark EP 1: The Food Truck strikes back!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The First Episode of NNF After Dark.  Sarah Explains why she is everyone's favorite food truck critic.  Check out our interview with Mark Christopher Lawrence.  MCL has been seen in many TV shows and Films.  He appeared in Terminator 2, and starred in the NBC show Chuck.  You can visit his website www.markchristopherlawrence.com.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please support our sponsor of NNF After Dark, Sandpiper Vacations.  www.sandpipervacations.com, tell them that the No New Friends Podcast sent you.  </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The First Episode of NNF After Dark.  Sarah Explains why she is everyone's favorite food truck critic.  Check out our interview with Mark Christopher Lawrence.  MCL has been seen in many TV shows and Films.  He appeared in Terminator 2, and starred in the NBC show Chuck.  You can visit his website www.markchristopherlawrence.com.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please support our sponsor of NNF After Dark, Sandpiper Vacations.  www.sandpipervacations.com, tell them that the No New Friends Podcast sent you.  </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/nnf-after-dark-ep-1-the-food-truck-and-mark-christopher-lawrence]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6192a8e9-4cbe-4477-a726-52ca433d957e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/88573922-8977-49e4-a507-e27ef481fa20/s1Q1hkLIyVmyoc-C28t1Y4pM.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2023 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8ac51cd9-bf89-4799-b2f7-b7c19f8cccca/NNF-AD-Ep-1-FInal.mp3" length="86584650" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>140</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>You could put it in any Hole:  Adulting Tip # 140</title><itunes:title>You could put it in any Hole:  Adulting Tip # 140</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary explains her absence and serious health issues.  She has quite the stories with some amazing and not so amazing doctors.  Larry Hankin who has appeared in Friends, Seinfeld, Home Alone, Home Improvement, Billy Madison, Escape From Alcatraz, and many others joins us in the second segment.  To hear the entire interview join our Club House for as little as $2 per month just visit our website and click on the "Join Clubhouse" tab.  you can visit Larry's website, www.thereallarryhankin.com.  Then as always we have Adulting Question of the week, New Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Chris' Cliffs Notes, and much, much more. #LarryHankin #Friends #seinfeld #HomeAlone #adulting #adultingfails #podcastreccomendations</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary explains her absence and serious health issues.  She has quite the stories with some amazing and not so amazing doctors.  Larry Hankin who has appeared in Friends, Seinfeld, Home Alone, Home Improvement, Billy Madison, Escape From Alcatraz, and many others joins us in the second segment.  To hear the entire interview join our Club House for as little as $2 per month just visit our website and click on the "Join Clubhouse" tab.  you can visit Larry's website, www.thereallarryhankin.com.  Then as always we have Adulting Question of the week, New Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Chris' Cliffs Notes, and much, much more. #LarryHankin #Friends #seinfeld #HomeAlone #adulting #adultingfails #podcastreccomendations</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/you-could-put-it-in-any-hole-adulting-tip-140]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0cd71619-f699-4878-9633-b18b40880c26</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b8e777a9-0bb0-410b-82f5-78eee37a12d3/EP-140-Captivate.mp3" length="127706631" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:28:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>140</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>The First Annual Friendy Awards: 2 years of laughing at adulting</title><itunes:title>The First Annual Friendy Awards: 2 years of laughing at adulting</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is our 2 year anniversary of the No New Friends Podcast!!!  We have the First Annual Friendy Awards!  Recap an amazing 2 years and many more surprises!  #2years #Friendys #JimmyCarter #podcastreccomendations #NNF #adulting</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is our 2 year anniversary of the No New Friends Podcast!!!  We have the First Annual Friendy Awards!  Recap an amazing 2 years and many more surprises!  #2years #Friendys #JimmyCarter #podcastreccomendations #NNF #adulting</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-first-annual-friendy-awards-2-years-of-laughing-at-adulting]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9a599593-0362-4b8b-81ad-a73975c80ebd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4eff4c62-5807-460e-9239-20eac17389b0/Ep-139-Captivate.mp3" length="121061476" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:24:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>139</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>139</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Writing Star Wars with Bruce Vilanch:  Adulting Tip #138</title><itunes:title>Writing Star Wars with Bruce Vilanch:  Adulting Tip #138</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang recaps their Valentine's day and shares some super funny and awkward stories.  In segment 2 Bruce Vilanch joins to discuss his amazing career which includes Writing the Star Wars Holliday Special, Hollywood Squares, head writer for the Oscars 2000-2014, writing for stars like Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, and much, much more!  Check out his website www.wegotbruce.com.  We have the Adulting Question of the week, Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Cliff Notes, and much more!  #Starwars #starwarshollidayspecial #lifeday #Robinwilliams #theOscars #BruceVilanch.  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang recaps their Valentine's day and shares some super funny and awkward stories.  In segment 2 Bruce Vilanch joins to discuss his amazing career which includes Writing the Star Wars Holliday Special, Hollywood Squares, head writer for the Oscars 2000-2014, writing for stars like Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, and much, much more!  Check out his website www.wegotbruce.com.  We have the Adulting Question of the week, Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Cliff Notes, and much more!  #Starwars #starwarshollidayspecial #lifeday #Robinwilliams #theOscars #BruceVilanch.  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/writing-star-wars-with-bruce-vilanch-adulting-tip-138]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3b933e24-cb23-4e31-bd06-ca179cdf29ec</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6743d221-6e0a-4106-9774-16b37affe8fc/IhE0vACncTNyW00Ve9KqclXZ.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f74f14dd-4678-4b32-8f72-30eed32182b5/EP-138-Captivate.mp3" length="108990439" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>138</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Let&apos;s put the Fun back in Funerals:  Adulting Tip #137</title><itunes:title>Let&apos;s put the Fun back in Funerals:  Adulting Tip #137</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses how they are at gift giving for Valentines day and how they prepare.  Chris wants to make Funeral's fun again.  Adulting Question of the week, Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Cliff's notes and much more.  Next week our interview with Bruce VIlanch.  #valentinesday #vday #chocolate #manscape</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses how they are at gift giving for Valentines day and how they prepare.  Chris wants to make Funeral's fun again.  Adulting Question of the week, Jersey Man vs Florida Man, Cliff's notes and much more.  Next week our interview with Bruce VIlanch.  #valentinesday #vday #chocolate #manscape</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors.&nbsp; Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No</p><p>New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/lets-put-the-fun-back-in-funeral-adulting-tip-137]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0bc50012-7602-4e5b-ba8f-60afbfd0b44a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0a424143-841d-48fe-9c47-4a4061aad8ef/Ep-137-Captivate.mp3" length="92769174" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>137</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Should we Only Fans?  Adulting Tip #136</title><itunes:title>Should we Only Fans?  Adulting Tip #136</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary had a doozie of a week.  Giving her Mother in Law an amazing gift for her rub.  Splash Mountain Water for sale.  How much does the toothfairy pay out.  Would you allow your spouse to have an Only Fans Profile?  Jersey Man/Florida Man, Cliff Notes, and much more.  #Onlyfans #splashmountain #toothfairy #adulting #collections </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary had a doozie of a week.  Giving her Mother in Law an amazing gift for her rub.  Splash Mountain Water for sale.  How much does the toothfairy pay out.  Would you allow your spouse to have an Only Fans Profile?  Jersey Man/Florida Man, Cliff Notes, and much more.  #Onlyfans #splashmountain #toothfairy #adulting #collections </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/should-we-only-fans-adulting-tip-136]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">09fee01a-8e1c-4a4e-aebd-76dce2a13579</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f02f0c79-80dd-4181-8fcd-cd08774e3fc6/Ep-136-Captivate.mp3" length="127259175" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:28:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>136</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Widow, Widower, Widowest:  Adulting Tip # 135</title><itunes:title>Widow, Widower, Widowest:  Adulting Tip # 135</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss the most absurd household gadgets.  Also the correct word for what you call someone whose spouse dies.  Indianna Jones Joins us!  Is it ok to give a stripper your digits?  Florida man/Jersey Man, Cliff Notes, and much more!  Check out Sarah's Instagram @old.soul.thrift.  Check out Ryan www.wreckyourpod, All social Media @wreckyourpod.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss the most absurd household gadgets.  Also the correct word for what you call someone whose spouse dies.  Indianna Jones Joins us!  Is it ok to give a stripper your digits?  Florida man/Jersey Man, Cliff Notes, and much more!  Check out Sarah's Instagram @old.soul.thrift.  Check out Ryan www.wreckyourpod, All social Media @wreckyourpod.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours . www.seeamericatours.net. use</p><p>Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the promo code NNF for 20% off. &nbsp;Check out our website for more No New Friends</p><p>Podcast exclusive deals. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://newsly.me/</a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/widow-widower-widowest-adulting-tip-135]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0e3854bb-de9f-42cf-8536-776a3d0eace7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7649a668-0d44-4ff6-86d5-d8d487d43a45/Ep-135-Captivate.mp3" length="93194866" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>135</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Use a borrowed Shaft instead of your own!: Adulting Tip #134</title><itunes:title>Use a borrowed Shaft instead of your own!: Adulting Tip #134</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott experienced more awkward encounters at work.  Chris goes on a rant about shafts and balls.  Adulting question of the week, Jersey Man Vs Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more!  #awkwardencounters #shafts #Balls #topgolf #Shaftgoop</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the</p><p>promo code NNF for 20% off. www.seeamericatours.net. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong><u>https://newsly.me/</u></strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott experienced more awkward encounters at work.  Chris goes on a rant about shafts and balls.  Adulting question of the week, Jersey Man Vs Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more!  #awkwardencounters #shafts #Balls #topgolf #Shaftgoop</p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount.. <a href="http://www.manscaped.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.manscaped.com</a> use the</p><p>promo code NNF for 20% off. www.seeamericatours.net. </p><p><strong>&nbsp; </strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong><u>https://newsly.me/</u></strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/use-a-borrowed-shaft-instead-of-your-own-adulting-tip-134]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4c0ee2e6-8d1a-4695-b307-c07f1fd3a47a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d170fad6-586c-41fa-8174-c55ba195b17e/Ep-134-Captivate.mp3" length="96930167" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>134</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>An Awkward Date with Belle:  Adulting #133</title><itunes:title>An Awkward Date with Belle:  Adulting #133</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott went wild at Disney last week and got to meet Belle from Beauty and the Beast....Spoiler Alert, it did not go well!  One of us got into a verbal altercation at the park with some kids....It is not who you think it is!  Our first ever Adulting Question of the week.  Jersey Man/Florida Man, cliff notes and much more.  #Beautyandthebeast #drinkingaroundtheworld #epcot #DAK.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott went wild at Disney last week and got to meet Belle from Beauty and the Beast....Spoiler Alert, it did not go well!  One of us got into a verbal altercation at the park with some kids....It is not who you think it is!  Our first ever Adulting Question of the week.  Jersey Man/Florida Man, cliff notes and much more.  #Beautyandthebeast #drinkingaroundtheworld #epcot #DAK.  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/an-awkward-date-with-belle-adulting-133]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">94bc192a-95a5-4b3f-a348-d3db4a5d1591</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9174c8b8-3b6f-4c20-86c2-9cf910232660/Ep-133-Captivate.mp3" length="102221530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>133</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Cock Blocked by a Spider Adulting Tip #132</title><itunes:title>Cock Blocked by a Spider Adulting Tip #132</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott received an untimely visit from a spider.  Mary got super sick on NYE.  Mary has another trauma story with a hermit crab.  Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man/FL man and much much more! </p><p> To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Scott received an untimely visit from a spider.  Mary got super sick on NYE.  Mary has another trauma story with a hermit crab.  Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man/FL man and much much more! </p><p> To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/cock-blocked-by-a-spider-adulting-tip-132]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">47874d59-1e35-42e8-95b3-f854531eb0b8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/311633d5-761a-4e53-b024-1023668ad41d/Ep-132-Captivate.mp3" length="92302105" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>132</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Surprise Pregnancy Announcement</title><itunes:title>Surprise Pregnancy Announcement</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we give the highlights of our Christmas including a Wife Trap, Brick Contact Paper, and A pregnancy Announcement?  Jeff Kaufman teaches us how to get out of a speeding ticket.  Chris met a Witch!!!  And much more!!!  #christmas, #2022, #2023, #newyearseve #newyearsday  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we give the highlights of our Christmas including a Wife Trap, Brick Contact Paper, and A pregnancy Announcement?  Jeff Kaufman teaches us how to get out of a speeding ticket.  Chris met a Witch!!!  And much more!!!  #christmas, #2022, #2023, #newyearseve #newyearsday  </p><p>To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/surprise-pregnancy-announcement]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">af9a2d03-5453-4e51-be16-8e720b1bf553</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2023 07:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/64e4026b-e51d-45ab-86dd-95b5d1af6f8c/Ep-131-Captivate.mp3" length="106335938" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>131</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>How the Kids Stole the Grinch&apos;s Pride</title><itunes:title>How the Kids Stole the Grinch&apos;s Pride</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott played the Grinch in the neighborhood party and took a major hit to his pride.  Chris went to an uncomfortable version of the Nutcracker.  Chris brings us another top 10 Christmas list.  Ryan delivers a special Christmas version of Florida Man Jersey Man.  Super funny last episode of the year.  #thegrinch #nutcracker #bandaid #dotheyknowitschristmas  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott played the Grinch in the neighborhood party and took a major hit to his pride.  Chris went to an uncomfortable version of the Nutcracker.  Chris brings us another top 10 Christmas list.  Ryan delivers a special Christmas version of Florida Man Jersey Man.  Super funny last episode of the year.  #thegrinch #nutcracker #bandaid #dotheyknowitschristmas  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, i Believe Services</p><p>www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25%</p><p>discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/how-the-kids-stole-the-grinchs-pride]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b43e317e-8fc8-4c79-a228-7cd9701b34f2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2022 07:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2e6609cd-17c2-4eee-9705-699cdf2176e3/Ep-130-Captivate-ver-2.mp3" length="115617006" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:20:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>130</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Don’t be Ebenezer Scrooge Millennial Scumbag Adulting Tip #129</title><itunes:title>Don’t be Ebenezer Scrooge Millennial Scumbag Adulting Tip #129</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Do you hate receiving and having to send Christmas Cards?  Do have a bunch of broken items that you will fix someday laying around your house?  What Holliday events do you participate in.  Find out all these and more on this episode.  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Air Koncept</p><p>www.airkoncept.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman</p><p>Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #scrooge #christmasevents #dumblaws</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you hate receiving and having to send Christmas Cards?  Do have a bunch of broken items that you will fix someday laying around your house?  What Holliday events do you participate in.  Find out all these and more on this episode.  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merch or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our</p><p>website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and</p><p>Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New</p><p>Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Air Koncept</p><p>www.airkoncept.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman</p><p>Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #scrooge #christmasevents #dumblaws</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/how-to-become-ebenezer-scrooge-millennial-scumbag-adulting-tip-129]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">04d389a4-e7b3-4049-99ca-5e88016633e9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2022 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9e782061-259a-4e22-8a65-eb5760913129/Ep-129-Captivate.mp3" length="92389249" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>129</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Outsourcing the Elf on the Shelf Adulting Tip #128</title><itunes:title>Outsourcing the Elf on the Shelf Adulting Tip #128</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss our Elf on the Shelf stories.  Does your spouse make noise when you are trying to watch TV?  Plus Mary had to switch her drugs.  Does something sound off with her commercial.  Chris brings us a Christmas list and so much more.  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merc or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and Lynd</p><p>www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends</p><p>Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Air Koncept www.airkoncept.com, i</p><p>Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo</p><p>Code NNF for 25% discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#elfontheshelf #ghostporn #kanyewest</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss our Elf on the Shelf stories.  Does your spouse make noise when you are trying to watch TV?  Plus Mary had to switch her drugs.  Does something sound off with her commercial.  Chris brings us a Christmas list and so much more.  To connect with us, check out our sweet</p><p>merc or join our Clubhouse and become a friend with benefits, visit our website</p><p>www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and Lynd</p><p>www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends</p><p>Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Air Koncept www.airkoncept.com, i</p><p>Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo</p><p>Code NNF for 25% discount. www.seeamericatours.net. <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#elfontheshelf #ghostporn #kanyewest</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/outsourcing-the-elf-on-the-shelf-adulting-tip-128]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d7a1a529-b584-434b-a1d2-254dc4c1985e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2022 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b29f5faf-45dc-4451-8d6c-e529bdcb4afa/Ep-128-Captivate.mp3" length="97509548" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>128</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>POTUS called US!!!!</title><itunes:title>POTUS called US!!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The President of the United States called us!!!  Hear this phone call!!!  We recap Thanksgiving and all the cringe worthy moments from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.  Chris went to a Pokémon Release and met some interesting people.  Chris brings us a top 10 Holiday list, Jersey Man or Florida Man, Cliff notes and much more.  Visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please support our sponsors.  Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Air Koncept www.airkoncept.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.  www.seeamericatours.net.  <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#POTUS #Macysthanksgivingdayparade #spoonuniversity #JoeBiden #pokemon </strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The President of the United States called us!!!  Hear this phone call!!!  We recap Thanksgiving and all the cringe worthy moments from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.  Chris went to a Pokémon Release and met some interesting people.  Chris brings us a top 10 Holiday list, Jersey Man or Florida Man, Cliff notes and much more.  Visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please support our sponsors.  Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com, Sandpiper Vacations (tell them that the No New Friends Podcast Sent you) www.sandpipervacations.com, Air Koncept www.airkoncept.com, i Believe Services www.ibelieveservice.us, Night Watchman Ghost Tours use Promo Code NNF for 25% discount.  www.seeamericatours.net.  <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#POTUS #Macysthanksgivingdayparade #spoonuniversity #JoeBiden #pokemon </strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/potus-called-us]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ebb3392-131d-4073-8221-96c505a41163</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2022 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a4aefbda-fe18-48f1-8d67-98d3954628d0/Ep-127-Captivate.mp3" length="99137618" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>127</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Classics Mashup</title><itunes:title>Classics Mashup</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is an amazing Mashup of classic segments that have led to many inside jokes.  You will hear segments from the episodes "We Love BJs.......and Costco" ,"Dangling the Sex Carrot",  "Smiling Coast of Africa and other Internet Scammers", and "Do they Know It's Christmas".  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com, Check us out on <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#bestof #classics #costco #BJs #Bandaid #Dotheyknowitschrsitmas #bubajobe</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an amazing Mashup of classic segments that have led to many inside jokes.  You will hear segments from the episodes "We Love BJs.......and Costco" ,"Dangling the Sex Carrot",  "Smiling Coast of Africa and other Internet Scammers", and "Do they Know It's Christmas".  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com, Check us out on <strong>&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>&nbsp;and the promo code&nbsp;N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#bestof #classics #costco #BJs #Bandaid #Dotheyknowitschrsitmas #bubajobe</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/classics-mashup]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3914ed98-ec59-4eae-b411-8f0c7016e85c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2022 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/32edeec4-1c5e-445d-90b2-ca6a8f88d247/Ep-20126-20Captivate.mp3" length="74778118" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>126</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>How to cover up Passing Gas in the Office</title><itunes:title>How to cover up Passing Gas in the Office</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Remy from Remy's roundtable joins us.  We discuss that awkward moment when you accidentally pass gas in public and how to cover it up.  The strangest place we have had sex.  Twitter Blue.  Everyone's favorite former President and his new MAGAGA slogan.  Thanksgiving traditions and much more.  Connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code&nbsp;<strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#twitterblue #twitterverified #MAGA #MAGAGA #passinggas #thanksgivingtraditions</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Remy from Remy's roundtable joins us.  We discuss that awkward moment when you accidentally pass gas in public and how to cover it up.  The strangest place we have had sex.  Twitter Blue.  Everyone's favorite former President and his new MAGAGA slogan.  Thanksgiving traditions and much more.  Connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code&nbsp;<strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#twitterblue #twitterverified #MAGA #MAGAGA #passinggas #thanksgivingtraditions</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/how-to-cover-up-passing-gas-in-the-office]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b26ba372-a833-487f-8000-28e51745b5c6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2022 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/86707cde-bd8c-4fc7-8a27-1b6cde10b962/Ep-20125-20Captivate.mp3" length="100600266" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>125</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Awkward Encounters of the Adulting Kind</title><itunes:title>Awkward Encounters of the Adulting Kind</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Both Mary and Scott had some extremely awkward encounters this week.  Like cringe worthy.  Chris had a brush with death and Uber.  Ryan brings us Jersey man/ FL Man and much more.  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  Check out our sweet merch and join our Club House.  Check us out on &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> promo code&nbsp;<strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#awkwardencounters #adulting #adultingfails</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Both Mary and Scott had some extremely awkward encounters this week.  Like cringe worthy.  Chris had a brush with death and Uber.  Ryan brings us Jersey man/ FL Man and much more.  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  Check out our sweet merch and join our Club House.  Check us out on &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> promo code&nbsp;<strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><strong>#awkwardencounters #adulting #adultingfails</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/awkward-encounters-of-the-adulting-kind]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">710a18c2-ad91-402b-8287-487fc67b34d0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2022 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/72a32365-b8e6-45b6-b334-50aa054a625e/Ep-20124-20-20Captivate-20MP3.mp3" length="92913907" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>124</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Adulting Tip #123: Costco Blows Go to BJ&apos;s</title><itunes:title>Adulting Tip #123: Costco Blows Go to BJ&apos;s</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Costco has waged war on us so we have started "The People against Costco" campaign.  Chris was at it again with Contact Paper, Scott's Cat created havoc on the show.  The gang does a quick recap on Halloween.  We were ranked #62 on the top 250 Comedy/Improv podcast charts so what else was the #62 all time.  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #costco #costovsBJs #contactpaper #homeimprovment #legalbattle</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Costco has waged war on us so we have started "The People against Costco" campaign.  Chris was at it again with Contact Paper, Scott's Cat created havoc on the show.  The gang does a quick recap on Halloween.  We were ranked #62 on the top 250 Comedy/Improv podcast charts so what else was the #62 all time.  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #costco #costovsBJs #contactpaper #homeimprovment #legalbattle</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adulting-tip-123-costco-blows-go-to-bjs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0b35a0df-0579-47bc-bd88-0fb675d69a06</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2022 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/16b03eae-290a-450c-93ca-f2aa9d6fd4cf/Ep-20123-20Captivate.mp3" length="130821641" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>123</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Let your Cat sit on your lap when taking a crap!  (Halloween Episode)</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Let your Cat sit on your lap when taking a crap!  (Halloween Episode)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Its Halloween God Damn It!!!  Scott had another awkward encounter with a pet, Chris and Mary share some scary stories.  Chris brings us another Halloween List.  Jersey man vs Florida Man, Cliff Notes and much more.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  For the Night Watchmen Ghost Tours visit www.seeamericatours.net and use the promo code NNF to receive 25% off.  Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #halloween #catsgotyourtounge #cliffnotes</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its Halloween God Damn It!!!  Scott had another awkward encounter with a pet, Chris and Mary share some scary stories.  Chris brings us another Halloween List.  Jersey man vs Florida Man, Cliff Notes and much more.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  For the Night Watchmen Ghost Tours visit www.seeamericatours.net and use the promo code NNF to receive 25% off.  Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #halloween #catsgotyourtounge #cliffnotes</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dont-let-your-cat-sit-on-your-lap-when-taking-a-crap-halloween-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">50cf6fb7-4826-467c-8459-08f6824b467b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b15415f-7adb-47e9-9a2c-9cc75f95ad65/PERHuW6G9wTisUI2fmq76bj8.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2022 09:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6e95e6ae-1798-4f1b-a584-1f788c1df9c6/Ep-20122-20Final-20MP3.mp3" length="130675355" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>122</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>Adulting Tip #121: It&apos;s half Price if you do it Yourself</title><itunes:title>Adulting Tip #121: It&apos;s half Price if you do it Yourself</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Chris had to do some major tree work. &nbsp;At his size what could go wrong. &nbsp;Scott York from www.seeamericatours.net joins us to talk about the Night Watchmen Ghost tour in St. Augustine, FL. &nbsp;for 25% off use the promo code NNF. &nbsp;Another Halloween top 10, more FL man Jersey Man, Buba Jobe TNF update and much much more. &nbsp;Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <strong>promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#adulting #timber #ghosttours #staugustine #oldestcity #podcast #podcastreccomendations</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris had to do some major tree work. &nbsp;At his size what could go wrong. &nbsp;Scott York from www.seeamericatours.net joins us to talk about the Night Watchmen Ghost tour in St. Augustine, FL. &nbsp;for 25% off use the promo code NNF. &nbsp;Another Halloween top 10, more FL man Jersey Man, Buba Jobe TNF update and much much more. &nbsp;Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <strong>promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#adulting #timber #ghosttours #staugustine #oldestcity #podcast #podcastreccomendations</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adulting-tip-121-its-half-price-if-you-do-it-yourself]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">98943690-ba05-4494-adf6-684cbbb5a442</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1c8e2680-3abf-4844-934e-bf7b360db9cd/13127286-1663360766328-c1b491735c676.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2022 23:00:56 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c23d3ee6-5390-46fc-bf05-6581dab331c6/https-3a-2f-2fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl-cloudfront-net-2fproduction-2fexpo.mp3" length="70716747" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>121</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Chris had to do some major tree work. &amp;nbsp;At his size what could go wrong. &amp;nbsp;Scott York from www.seeamericatours.net joins us to talk about the Night Watchmen Ghost tour in St. Augustine, FL. &amp;nbsp;for 25% off use the promo code NNF. &amp;nbsp;Another Halloween top 10, more FL man Jersey Man, Buba Jobe TNF update and much much more. &amp;nbsp;Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &amp;nbsp;Check us out on Newsly &lt;strong&gt;promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &amp;nbsp;#adulting #timber #ghosttours #staugustine #oldestcity #podcast #podcastreccomendations&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Adulting Tip # 120: Anything can be a Sex Robot</title><itunes:title>Adulting Tip # 120: Anything can be a Sex Robot</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang is visited by the legendary Buba Jobe. &nbsp;Chris bought a new office and brought along a security Robot. &nbsp;Scott had a Billion Dollar Idea while sleeping. &nbsp;Another top 10 Halloween list, Jersy Man/Florida Man, and Much more! &nbsp;Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Pateron www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#sexrobot, #cliffnotes #floridaman #jerseyman.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang is visited by the legendary Buba Jobe. &nbsp;Chris bought a new office and brought along a security Robot. &nbsp;Scott had a Billion Dollar Idea while sleeping. &nbsp;Another top 10 Halloween list, Jersy Man/Florida Man, and Much more! &nbsp;Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Pateron www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#sexrobot, #cliffnotes #floridaman #jerseyman.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adulting-tip-120-anything-can-be-a-sex-robot]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">95cba005-dda1-4fe1-a8ce-b61d2ee782d5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1c8e2680-3abf-4844-934e-bf7b360db9cd/13127286-1663360766328-c1b491735c676.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dcfa3173-4b21-4749-ab80-2c7ed279fab1/Ep-20120-20Glacer-converted.mp3" length="93450335" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>120</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>120</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode the gang is visited by the legendary Buba Jobe.  Chris bought a new office and brought along a security Robot.  Scott had a Billion Dollar Idea while sleeping.  Another top 10 Halloween list, Jersy Man/Florida Man, and Much more!  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Pateron www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #sexrobot, #cliffnotes #floridaman #jerseyman.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Adulting tip #119: Calories DO Count During a Hurricane</title><itunes:title>Adulting tip #119: Calories DO Count During a Hurricane</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The gang discusses their Hurricane experiences also how much they snacked. &nbsp;Nick from www.sandpipervacations.com joins us to share some exciting news in the world of vacations. &nbsp;Chris brings us another top 10 Halloween list!!! &nbsp;Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man Vs FL man and much more! &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Pateron) visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p><strong>#adulting #adultingfails #hurricaneian #travel #vacations #disneycruiseline</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang discusses their Hurricane experiences also how much they snacked. &nbsp;Nick from www.sandpipervacations.com joins us to share some exciting news in the world of vacations. &nbsp;Chris brings us another top 10 Halloween list!!! &nbsp;Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man Vs FL man and much more! &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Pateron) visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.&nbsp;</strong></p>
<p><strong>#adulting #adultingfails #hurricaneian #travel #vacations #disneycruiseline</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adulting-tip-119-calories-do-count-during-a-hurricane]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b3e9717d-d2f6-415e-a005-e0a8d9174fb3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1c8e2680-3abf-4844-934e-bf7b360db9cd/13127286-1663360766328-c1b491735c676.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2022 23:00:06 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e5b61efa-2f87-4ba1-a5bc-71ed6fc52ae6/https-3a-2f-2fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl-cloudfront-net-2fproduction-2fexpo.mp3" length="67363460" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>119</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;The gang discusses their Hurricane experiences also how much they snacked. &amp;nbsp;Nick from www.sandpipervacations.com joins us to share some exciting news in the world of vacations. &amp;nbsp;Chris brings us another top 10 Halloween list!!! &amp;nbsp;Chris&apos; Cliff Notes, Jersey man Vs FL man and much more! &amp;nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Pateron) visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &amp;nbsp;Check us out on Newsly &lt;a href=&quot;https://newsly.me/&quot; rel=&quot;noreferrer&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://newsly.me/&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;#adulting #adultingfails #hurricaneian #travel #vacations #disneycruiseline&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Adulting Tip #118: Don&apos;t eat all the Hurricane Snacks</title><itunes:title>Adulting Tip #118: Don&apos;t eat all the Hurricane Snacks</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott and Mary discuss Hurricane Prep as Hurricane Ian made its way towards Florida. &nbsp;Mary gets invited to a costume party, or so she thought. &nbsp;Our first top 10 Halloween List of the season, Buba Jobe update, Cliff Notes, Jersey Man vs Florida Man and much more! &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott and Mary discuss Hurricane Prep as Hurricane Ian made its way towards Florida. &nbsp;Mary gets invited to a costume party, or so she thought. &nbsp;Our first top 10 Halloween List of the season, Buba Jobe update, Cliff Notes, Jersey Man vs Florida Man and much more! &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adulting-tip-118-dont-eat-all-the-hurricane-snacks]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c65f1b55-8ffd-4043-9804-b3abedc18056</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1c8e2680-3abf-4844-934e-bf7b360db9cd/13127286-1663360766328-c1b491735c676.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/707b61a1-06ef-403b-9655-a4dc8ff445fd/Ep-20118-20Glacer-converted.mp3" length="93203948" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>118</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Scott and Mary discuss Hurricane Prep has Hurricane Ian made its way towards Florida.  Mary gets invited to a costume party, or so she thought.  Our first top 10 Halloween List of the season, Buba Jobe update, Cliff Notes, Jersey Man vs Florida Man and much more!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) N0NEWFR1ENDS


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Adulting Tip #117: Don&apos;t Dismantle the Hermit Crab</title><itunes:title>Adulting Tip #117: Don&apos;t Dismantle the Hermit Crab</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses making "Drunk Plans" and how that never pans out. &nbsp;Update on Buba Jobe's journey through the NFL. &nbsp;Johnathan Osborne form The Sixth Man Show joins us to discuss some Magic Basketball. &nbsp;Check him out on the You Tube. &nbsp;https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSixthManShow. &nbsp;Mary had a death in the family that she discusses in a super funny segment. &nbsp;Chris' Cliff Notes and much more. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> &nbsp;and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses making "Drunk Plans" and how that never pans out. &nbsp;Update on Buba Jobe's journey through the NFL. &nbsp;Johnathan Osborne form The Sixth Man Show joins us to discuss some Magic Basketball. &nbsp;Check him out on the You Tube. &nbsp;https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSixthManShow. &nbsp;Mary had a death in the family that she discusses in a super funny segment. &nbsp;Chris' Cliff Notes and much more. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> &nbsp;and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adulting-tip-117-dont-dismantle-the-hermit-crab]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f334b9fb-56e7-4099-bf22-3640bc219dd5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1c8e2680-3abf-4844-934e-bf7b360db9cd/13127286-1663360766328-c1b491735c676.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f910b8d1-9287-462e-9b4c-6f263aba41c5/Ep-20117-20Glacer-converted.mp3" length="96097270" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>117</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode the gang discusses making &quot;Drunk Plans&quot; and how that never pans out.  Update on Buba Jobe&apos;s journey through the NFL.  Johnathan Osborne form The Sixth Man Show joins us to discuss some Magic Basketball.  Check him out on the You Tube.  https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSixthManShow.  Mary had a death in the family that she discusses in a super funny segment.  Chris&apos; Cliff Notes and much more.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly. http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me)  and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>London Bridge has Fallen Down</title><itunes:title>London Bridge has Fallen Down</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss the Queen of England's passing and everyone's obsession with the royal family. &nbsp;Jeff Kaufman returns for an extremely funny segment, he tells a story of when he met a Comic Book legend. &nbsp;Also gives Chris some marriage advice. &nbsp;Finally, we discuss anniversary planning. &nbsp;Ryan Returns with Jersey Man or Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more. &nbsp;Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;Visit Jeff Kaufman at www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss the Queen of England's passing and everyone's obsession with the royal family. &nbsp;Jeff Kaufman returns for an extremely funny segment, he tells a story of when he met a Comic Book legend. &nbsp;Also gives Chris some marriage advice. &nbsp;Finally, we discuss anniversary planning. &nbsp;Ryan Returns with Jersey Man or Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more. &nbsp;Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;Visit Jeff Kaufman at www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/london-bridge-has-fallen-down]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">57fb8e67-0373-458c-8a5f-aa7167e819a0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b78de10c-3262-42f2-aad3-7d72bee17f95/13127286-1663289800893-d65a721218432.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6afa48b6-ca4b-4b23-94ce-2bdbd70cb1ad/EP-20116.mp3" length="132907941" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>116</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this episode we discuss the Queen of England&apos;s passing and everyone&apos;s obsession with the royal family.  Jeff Kaufman returns for an extremely funny segment, he tells a story of when he met a Comic Book legend.  Also gives Chris some marriage advice.  Finally, we discuss anniversary planning.  Ryan Returns with Jersey Man or Florida Man, Chris&apos; Cliff Notes and much more.  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.  Check us out on Newsly http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  Visit Jeff Kaufman at www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>I see Dead People</title><itunes:title>I see Dead People</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clairvoyant and Medium Jerry McDaniel www.jmacmedium.com joins us. &nbsp;Chris and Mary both get readings. &nbsp;We get a visit from a blast from the past that you do not want to miss. &nbsp;Plus Ryan brings us Jersey Man VS Florida Man. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our Club House, check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> &nbsp;and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Clairvoyant and Medium Jerry McDaniel www.jmacmedium.com joins us. &nbsp;Chris and Mary both get readings. &nbsp;We get a visit from a blast from the past that you do not want to miss. &nbsp;Plus Ryan brings us Jersey Man VS Florida Man. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our Club House, check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> &nbsp;and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/i-see-dead-people]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0102bc3e-be6e-47a4-9206-dad9f4bb59a2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fdf66f9c-af68-410d-9f5d-3bbe9a570c08/13127286-1662743028265-a7bbe9e90d51e.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c3e847ac-c467-45db-a427-0a4750f5b501/EP-20115.mp3" length="98648663" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>115</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Clairvoyant and Medium Jerry McDaniel www.jmacmedium.com joins us.  Chris and Mary both get readings.  We get a visit from a blast from the past that you do not want to miss.  Plus Ryan brings us Jersey Man VS Florida Man.  Connect with us, join our Club House, check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly  http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me)  and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Confiscating the Porn</title><itunes:title>Confiscating the Porn</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[In this Episode Mary had some super funny stories to tell about her kids.  Scott had an awkward encounter.  Chris went to Atlantic City.  And Ryan brings us a new game Jersey Man vs Florida Man.  Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com check out our sweet merch join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits.  Don't forget you have till October 31st to #sharetheshow and 12/21 for the Journey of Merch.  Check us out on www.newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In this Episode Mary had some super funny stories to tell about her kids.  Scott had an awkward encounter.  Chris went to Atlantic City.  And Ryan brings us a new game Jersey Man vs Florida Man.  Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com check out our sweet merch join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits.  Don't forget you have till October 31st to #sharetheshow and 12/21 for the Journey of Merch.  Check us out on www.newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/confiscating-the-porn]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8d01f237-5084-4cae-9d69-ac77e0270c2e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fd1ad30b-cb23-450b-86c4-991efecd7824/13127286-1662319301670-2af83b2dccbb8.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2022 23:00:15 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ba298c70-bc38-4de2-8b07-30a4f4e87e81/https-3a-2f-2fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl-cloudfront-net-2fproduction-2fexpo.mp3" length="61296365" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>114</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Mary had some super funny stories to tell about her kids.  Scott had an awkward encounter.  Chris went to Atlantic City.  And Ryan brings us a new game Jersey Man vs Florida Man.  Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com check out our sweet merch join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits.  Don&apos;t forget you have till October 31st to #sharetheshow and 12/21 for the Journey of Merch.  Check us out on www.newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>School Yard PTSD</title><itunes:title>School Yard PTSD</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott recently had to deal with the loss of a pet. &nbsp;The gang does not waste any opportunity to roast Scott about it. &nbsp;Scott plans his funeral and makes it all about the content! &nbsp;Chris went to a Philly's game and had a ton of crazy things go down. &nbsp;Can you order a Pizza? &nbsp;Finally a Disney themed game. &nbsp;To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#sharetheshow ends on October 31st. &nbsp;Just share the link to our episode and tag us #sharetheshow. &nbsp;Journey of Merch from now until 12/31. &nbsp;Take a picture with a No New Friends logo magnet or Tee shirt at a really cool place or with a cool Celebrity. &nbsp;Email us the photo (nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com) or tag us on social media. Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p>dPVfaE3s3Q9BH9oHi0u7</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott recently had to deal with the loss of a pet. &nbsp;The gang does not waste any opportunity to roast Scott about it. &nbsp;Scott plans his funeral and makes it all about the content! &nbsp;Chris went to a Philly's game and had a ton of crazy things go down. &nbsp;Can you order a Pizza? &nbsp;Finally a Disney themed game. &nbsp;To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#sharetheshow ends on October 31st. &nbsp;Just share the link to our episode and tag us #sharetheshow. &nbsp;Journey of Merch from now until 12/31. &nbsp;Take a picture with a No New Friends logo magnet or Tee shirt at a really cool place or with a cool Celebrity. &nbsp;Email us the photo (nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com) or tag us on social media. Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p>dPVfaE3s3Q9BH9oHi0u7</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/school-yard-ptsd]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f82eb09e-d4fa-4018-9c19-b37340cca482</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fa863788-6fb3-415c-acde-2edee79501b9/13127286-1661442440902-e25a6311ac997.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1c0400a7-d619-46f7-a90e-df041d217f80/Ep-113-School-Yard-PTST.mp3" length="80941822" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>113</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott recently had to deal with the loss of a pet.  The gang does not waste any opportunity to roast Scott about it.  Scott plans his funeral and makes it all about the content!  Chris went to a Philly&apos;s game and had a ton of crazy things go down.  Can you order a Pizza?  Finally a Disney themed game.  To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #sharetheshow ends on October 31st.  Just share the link to our episode and tag us #sharetheshow.  Journey of Merch from now until 12/31.  Take a picture with a No New Friends logo magnet or Tee shirt at a really cool place or with a cool Celebrity.  Email us the photo (nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com) or tag us on social media. Check us out on Newsly http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon</title><itunes:title>Got a Full Moon waiting for my Blue Moon</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[Scott and his wife had a staycation at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, where Scott got a nice treat.  Our new sponsor Jeff Kaufman from the Law Offices of Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com joins us in a super funny segment.  Finally Mary had to get a Drug Test!!!!  To connect with us on social media, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Scott and his wife had a staycation at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, where Scott got a nice treat.  Our new sponsor Jeff Kaufman from the Law Offices of Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com joins us in a super funny segment.  Finally Mary had to get a Drug Test!!!!  To connect with us on social media, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/got-a-full-moon-waiting-for-my-blue-moon]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">34df9ee0-d916-4107-b2af-3b32fb6b1d61</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/5e530cae-cb10-4094-aff4-1e74fc9bcf59/13127286-1660842908260-2646565f51395.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2022 23:00:43 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3678fef6-7144-430c-a7bc-99fa1a7682c8/https-3a-2f-2fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl-cloudfront-net-2fstaging-2f2022-7.mp3" length="72574993" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>112</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott and his wife had a staycation at Disney&apos;s Animal Kingdom Lodge, where Scott got a nice treat.  Our new sponsor Jeff Kaufman from the Law Offices of Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com joins us in a super funny segment.  Finally Mary had to get a Drug Test!!!!  To connect with us on social media, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Dangling the Sex Carrot</title><itunes:title>Dangling the Sex Carrot</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Is it ok to go to Costco with your partner when there are kids at the house? &nbsp;Is it ok to go to Costco with the dog in the bed? &nbsp;Mary prepares for back to school with her kids. &nbsp;The anxieties of sending anything back or canceling a service. &nbsp;And much more. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our club house and become a friend with benifits, (patreon), or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Vote for us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it ok to go to Costco with your partner when there are kids at the house? &nbsp;Is it ok to go to Costco with the dog in the bed? &nbsp;Mary prepares for back to school with her kids. &nbsp;The anxieties of sending anything back or canceling a service. &nbsp;And much more. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our club house and become a friend with benifits, (patreon), or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Vote for us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dangling-the-sex-carrot]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">07522376-07f5-4012-8683-acb6d62b54ac</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e5b198ac-011c-4dbf-bfc4-0de6338a5f6a/13127286-1660318494380-e2d331d430f27.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/54b0ab24-6aae-4d29-94f9-6e95dc87eb76/EP-20111-20mp3.mp3" length="102254858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>111</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Is it ok to go to Costco with your partner when there are kids at the house?  Is it ok to go to Costco with the dog in the bed?  Mary prepares for back to school with her kids.  The anxieties of sending anything back or canceling a service.  And much more.  Connect with us, join our club house and become a friend with benifits, (patreon), or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Vote for us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Harambe Caused the Allergies</title><itunes:title>Harambe Caused the Allergies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary's kid went to a birthday party and had a strange encounter with a very involved mom. &nbsp;We suffer from Podcast A-D-D. &nbsp;Chris and Joe's adventures in New Jersey. &nbsp;Finally, a bet debt must be collected! &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (Patreon) and become a friend with Benefits check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us Orlando Weekly best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary's kid went to a birthday party and had a strange encounter with a very involved mom. &nbsp;We suffer from Podcast A-D-D. &nbsp;Chris and Joe's adventures in New Jersey. &nbsp;Finally, a bet debt must be collected! &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (Patreon) and become a friend with Benefits check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us Orlando Weekly best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/harambe-caused-the-allergies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d6f084c0-3981-462d-9178-0e42e7f803d2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6e5eb068-4e3d-4f67-9003-cefbdc329afe/13127286-1659705225249-80441e961c3aa.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c6a41e47-4dac-4736-a263-b8cf51a1f1a3/Ep-20110.mp3" length="106398462" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>110</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary&apos;s kid went to a birthday party and had a strange encounter with a very involved mom.  We suffer from Podcast A-D-D.  Chris and Joe&apos;s adventures in New Jersey.  Finally, a bet debt must be collected!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (Patreon) and become a friend with Benefits check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  Please vote for us Orlando Weekly best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground</title><itunes:title>Lookin Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott had to be the day to day Dad, which he struggled with. &nbsp;Mary's scrubs are way too big....and she bought extra small scurbs. &nbsp;We determined that everyone has a prison pocket, some have a prison purse. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our club house (patreon) and become a friend with benifits, or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best local Podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> &nbsp;promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott had to be the day to day Dad, which he struggled with. &nbsp;Mary's scrubs are way too big....and she bought extra small scurbs. &nbsp;We determined that everyone has a prison pocket, some have a prison purse. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our club house (patreon) and become a friend with benifits, or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best local Podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> &nbsp;promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/lookin-like-a-fool-with-your-pants-on-the-ground]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">084fee88-c4cc-4271-a9c9-c244c9c75662</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/33d78be7-50f2-4bdc-a93f-240118f0e0a3/13127286-1659109863952-fabd0d14d61ba.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7bb42211-e2d2-431b-9671-ad0ce711b9c3/EP-20109.mp3" length="91386204" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>109</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Scott had to be the day to day Dad, which he struggled with.  Mary&apos;s scrubs are way too big....and she bought extra small scurbs.  We determined that everyone has a prison pocket, some have a prison purse.  Please connect with us, join our club house (patreon) and become a friend with benifits, or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly&apos;s best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best local Podcast.  www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/)  promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Moonshine, Martinis, and Meth</title><itunes:title>Moonshine, Martinis, and Meth</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott had a Magical week with his daughters who had never been to Walt Disney World. &nbsp;Mary went to a fine dining seafood establishment in a trailer park, the birthplace of meth. &nbsp;Chris is back from his cruise and boy did he have some stories. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (patreon) and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott had a Magical week with his daughters who had never been to Walt Disney World. &nbsp;Mary went to a fine dining seafood establishment in a trailer park, the birthplace of meth. &nbsp;Chris is back from his cruise and boy did he have some stories. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (patreon) and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/moonshine-martinis-and-meth]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1a1838aa-941a-435c-a6ce-df8dcffbe1b2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/be514bf9-55e6-439d-b4da-60ea4fd9587f/13127286-1658470141077-41cc0cdd61857.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2022 23:00:29 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d04c96db-f731-48bd-a536-5f4e16423d57/https-3a-2f-2fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl-cloudfront-net-2fproduction-2fexpo.mp3" length="67949439" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>108</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In this Episode Scott had a Magical week with his daughters who had never been to Walt Disney World. &amp;nbsp;Mary went to a fine dining seafood establishment in a trailer park, the birthplace of meth. &amp;nbsp;Chris is back from his cruise and boy did he have some stories. &amp;nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (patreon) and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &amp;nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly&apos;s Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &amp;nbsp;www.vote.orlandoweekly.com. &amp;nbsp;Check us out on Newsly &lt;a href=&quot;https://newsly.me/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow noopener noreferrer&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://newsly.me/&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Spoiler Alert</title><itunes:title>Spoiler Alert</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We call spoiler alert on any movie made during any time period. &nbsp;We discuss the biggest plot twists that were spoiled for us. &nbsp;We discuss the CERN machine and how it may have created the Mandela affect. &nbsp;Also recap our 4th of July activities. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We call spoiler alert on any movie made during any time period. &nbsp;We discuss the biggest plot twists that were spoiled for us. &nbsp;We discuss the CERN machine and how it may have created the Mandela affect. &nbsp;Also recap our 4th of July activities. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/spoiler-alert]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2348f07a-45d5-4c48-8085-fe5498cfb611</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a6fc8938-79c4-401e-85a3-fa346abeef05/13127286-1657904168651-20b95a9810cec.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d12d231b-b281-4982-b233-57e9b53cdb5f/Ep-20107.mp3" length="109603373" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>107</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>We call spoiler alert on any movie made during any time period.  We discuss the biggest plot twists that were spoiled for us.  We discuss the CERN machine and how it may have created the Mandela affect.  Also recap our 4th of July activities.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits, just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us at vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best local podcast.  Check us out on Newsly.  https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Auto Correct Claims Another Soul</title><itunes:title>Auto Correct Claims Another Soul</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary found herself in a very awkward Auto Correct situation. &nbsp;Scott gets held accountable when his wife has a bad dream about him. &nbsp;Chris found solo cruisers when getting attacked on Reddit. &nbsp;Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Contest. &nbsp;Under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;#autocorrect #damnyouautocorrect</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary found herself in a very awkward Auto Correct situation. &nbsp;Scott gets held accountable when his wife has a bad dream about him. &nbsp;Chris found solo cruisers when getting attacked on Reddit. &nbsp;Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Contest. &nbsp;Under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;#autocorrect #damnyouautocorrect</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/auto-correct-claims-another-soul]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6ffad8ef-8327-4eef-8d64-403d2e6ce35d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/16b523b2-540e-4c00-92b6-e2211d175a1a/13127286-1657120941054-45e27ef660c5b.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c3f7c3cd-61d9-4d55-937b-03b5476d7ea0/Ep-106-Auto-Correct.mp3" length="72088193" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>106</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary found herself in a very awkward Auto Correct situation.  Scott gets held accountable when his wife has a bad dream about him.  Chris found solo cruisers when getting attacked on Reddit.  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Contest.  Under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  vote.orlandoweekly.com.  #autocorrect #damnyouautocorrect

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Covid and the Bidet</title><itunes:title>Covid and the Bidet</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The Covid has finally made it into Scott's House. &nbsp;Scott saw Covid and his first thought was CONTENT! &nbsp;Mary got into an argument on Facebook, Chris made a new Household purchase, and much much more! &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Covid has finally made it into Scott's House. &nbsp;Scott saw Covid and his first thought was CONTENT! &nbsp;Mary got into an argument on Facebook, Chris made a new Household purchase, and much much more! &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/covid-and-the-bidet]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f05c6336-8019-4dd8-a226-b04df99b1202</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/72e17771-5de8-4259-ac73-2c829bad13d6/13127286-1656754468140-fc68df1227d31.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d80fc31f-03e4-485b-b461-44fcc6c7996e/Ep-20105.mp3" length="96811314" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>105</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>The Covid has finally made it into Scott&apos;s House.  Scott saw Covid and his first thought was CONTENT!  Mary got into an argument on Facebook, Chris made a new Household purchase, and much much more!  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly&apos;s Best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  vote.orlandoweekly.com.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Celebrity Nudes Gone Wrong</title><itunes:title>Celebrity Nudes Gone Wrong</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Alex from the Diz Hiz joins us and has some questions for us as a NNF superfan. &nbsp;Scott discusses kid birthday party chaos. &nbsp;Finally, the celeb world is a little bit bonkers. &nbsp;We stumble across a photo of Cole Sprouse that has us very confused. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our club house and become a friend with benefits. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us at Orlando Weekly's best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex from the Diz Hiz joins us and has some questions for us as a NNF superfan. &nbsp;Scott discusses kid birthday party chaos. &nbsp;Finally, the celeb world is a little bit bonkers. &nbsp;We stumble across a photo of Cole Sprouse that has us very confused. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our club house and become a friend with benefits. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us at Orlando Weekly's best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/celebrity-nudes-gone-wrong]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c1bbd360-e97d-4537-aeac-d4309bb7ed66</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ef0b9947-db32-4c1d-863e-63d69cf2151b/13127286-1656083272009-beb42afbbf965.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0f4cb437-faf3-4cdd-9a9b-092a92da1227/Ep-20104.mp3" length="105264121" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>104</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Alex from the Diz Hiz joins us and has some questions for us as a NNF superfan.  Scott discusses kid birthday party chaos.  Finally, the celeb world is a little bit bonkers.  We stumble across a photo of Cole Sprouse that has us very confused.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our club house and become a friend with benefits.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us at Orlando Weekly&apos;s best of Orlando Contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  vote.orlandoweekly.com.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Our 2 Dads: A Father&apos;s Day Special</title><itunes:title>Our 2 Dads: A Father&apos;s Day Special</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott's dads join us for a very special Father's Day Episode. &nbsp;Super funny stories about our childhoods, several games including Who Dun It, and How Well Does Mary Know Her Father. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us at www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott's dads join us for a very special Father's Day Episode. &nbsp;Super funny stories about our childhoods, several games including Who Dun It, and How Well Does Mary Know Her Father. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please vote for us at www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/our-2-dads-a-fathers-day-special]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">671cb7b2-f3a9-4f9e-b6dd-43f51f7d63cd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6c42d293-1bd0-41ba-af5e-0634920ef701/13127286-1655395958911-6c717606075d7.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2022 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f6cf3ffd-9340-434a-a4a4-f32d97ce148f/EP-20103.mp3" length="132657166" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>103</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary and Scott&apos;s dads join us for a very special Father&apos;s Day Episode.  Super funny stories about our childhoods, several games including Who Dun It, and How Well Does Mary Know Her Father.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us at www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/ Best Local Podcast!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Improv and The Prostate Exam</title><itunes:title>Improv and The Prostate Exam</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris delivers an amazing opening monologue. &nbsp;He then discusses his recent Prostate Exam. &nbsp;Then the gang takes a stab at performing an improv scene. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and be a Friend with Benefits. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris delivers an amazing opening monologue. &nbsp;He then discusses his recent Prostate Exam. &nbsp;Then the gang takes a stab at performing an improv scene. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and be a Friend with Benefits. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/improv-and-the-prostate-exam]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9a2d4575-46aa-4cf3-b002-12e335aaba4b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4e339e12-c904-4ede-97b2-40dfdb04635d/13127286-1655044300186-16f93b44a8f2e.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/199da780-ccd5-4719-aa66-5958438ed4dd/Ep-20102.mp3" length="68601577" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>35:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>102</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Chris delivers an amazing opening monologue.  He then discusses his recent Prostate Exam.  Then the gang takes a stab at performing an improv scene.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and be a Friend with Benefits. www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Avengers are DONE!</title><itunes:title>The Avengers are DONE!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Are Marvel Movies ruining the way we watch movies? &nbsp;Are we done with the avengers? &nbsp;Who is the mystery girl in the Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom and why is she not in any other scenes? &nbsp;Is she dead? &nbsp;Is the Mona Lisa Fake? &nbsp;Find out this and much more. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon and become a friend with benifits by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS &nbsp;#MCU #Carouselofprogress #TB #monalisa #fakeart</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are Marvel Movies ruining the way we watch movies? &nbsp;Are we done with the avengers? &nbsp;Who is the mystery girl in the Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom and why is she not in any other scenes? &nbsp;Is she dead? &nbsp;Is the Mona Lisa Fake? &nbsp;Find out this and much more. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon and become a friend with benifits by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS &nbsp;#MCU #Carouselofprogress #TB #monalisa #fakeart</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-avengers-are-done]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c5565ca9-a0c4-4380-98b8-1a954c7c92d9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8db1d41-d8e0-4736-bc7a-6dc0d0058a9a/13127286-1654101234107-43b243488a995.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b916f26e-8ab8-4ac0-88a1-3d68d617bae0/Ep-20101.mp3" length="104088820" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>101</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Are Marvel Movies ruining the way we watch movies?  Are we done with the avengers?  Who is the mystery girl in the Carousel of Progress at Magic Kingdom and why is she not in any other scenes?  Is she dead?  Is the Mona Lisa Fake?  Find out this and much more.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon and become a friend with benifits by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS  #MCU #Carouselofprogress #TB #monalisa #fakeart


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>EP 100: Show us Your Feet</title><itunes:title>EP 100: Show us Your Feet</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It is our 100th Episode and we are joined by special guest comedian James Yon. &nbsp;We discuss our Facebook routine when we see someone post an RIP. &nbsp;Mary makes her bid for Best Local Only Fans. &nbsp;Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Mary Brings us strange news, and much much more. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a "Friend with Benefits" visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please nominate us for www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> or from the link in the description, and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#onlyfans #penguins #paulmccartney #socialmediadeaths #footfetish.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is our 100th Episode and we are joined by special guest comedian James Yon. &nbsp;We discuss our Facebook routine when we see someone post an RIP. &nbsp;Mary makes her bid for Best Local Only Fans. &nbsp;Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Mary Brings us strange news, and much much more. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a "Friend with Benefits" visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please nominate us for www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> or from the link in the description, and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#onlyfans #penguins #paulmccartney #socialmediadeaths #footfetish.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/ep-100-show-us-your-feet]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bb0dd291-ccb1-4a3a-80ee-749ac2c777e4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ba993c49-0106-497d-9d8d-7ad403f24685/13127286-1653830773935-488c200ecf902.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8bc816b2-a305-44b8-a76b-73ecdd1e1ea1/Episode-100-Captivate.mp3" length="101678449" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>100</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>It is our 100th Episode and we are joined by special guest comedian James Yon.  We discuss our Facebook routine when we see someone post an RIP.  Mary makes her bid for Best Local Only Fans.  Chris brings us Chris&apos; Conspiracy Corner, Mary Brings us strange news, and much much more.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a &quot;Friend with Benefits&quot; visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please nominate us for www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  Check us out on Newsly http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) or from the link in the description, and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #onlyfans #penguins #paulmccartney #socialmediadeaths #footfetish.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>No Mimosas at the 4th Grade Assembly</title><itunes:title>No Mimosas at the 4th Grade Assembly</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott talks about sitting through his daughter's award ceremony. &nbsp;He then had an awkward encounter with a teacher. &nbsp;Mary and Chris share other awkward speaking moments including Chris meeting a celebrity. &nbsp;Scott's adventures at a Car dealership. &nbsp;Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Strange News/Adulting Fails, and much much more. &nbsp;Please nominate us on orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, Join our Clubhouse and be Friends with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly, <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#adultingfails #awardceremony #lizardpeople #bucketlist #podcastreccomendations&nbsp;</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott talks about sitting through his daughter's award ceremony. &nbsp;He then had an awkward encounter with a teacher. &nbsp;Mary and Chris share other awkward speaking moments including Chris meeting a celebrity. &nbsp;Scott's adventures at a Car dealership. &nbsp;Chris' Conspiracy Corner, Strange News/Adulting Fails, and much much more. &nbsp;Please nominate us on orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, Join our Clubhouse and be Friends with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly, <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#adultingfails #awardceremony #lizardpeople #bucketlist #podcastreccomendations&nbsp;</strong></p>

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/no-mimosas-at-the-4th-grade-assembly]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0a683af4-cfd2-42ee-81c6-c317828b9a09</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1c15b63f-9ea5-4930-9bfd-d19dfc5a5701/13127286-1653011344723-3b33b1bd001ce.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2022 23:00:42 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8f244767-5120-4f4a-a923-33b2aba98984/https-3a-2f-2fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl-cloudfront-net-2fproduction-2fexpo.mp3" length="68633638" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>99</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Scott talks about sitting through his daughter&apos;s award ceremony. &amp;nbsp;He then had an awkward encounter with a teacher. &amp;nbsp;Mary and Chris share other awkward speaking moments including Chris meeting a celebrity. &amp;nbsp;Scott&apos;s adventures at a Car dealership. &amp;nbsp;Chris&apos; Conspiracy Corner, Strange News/Adulting Fails, and much much more. &amp;nbsp;Please nominate us on orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &amp;nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, Join our Clubhouse and be Friends with Benefits, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &amp;nbsp;Check us out on Newsly, &lt;a href=&quot;https://newsly.me/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow noopener noreferrer&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;https://newsly.me/&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &amp;nbsp;#adultingfails #awardceremony #lizardpeople #bucketlist #podcastreccomendations&amp;nbsp;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Mess with my Algorithm</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Mess with my Algorithm</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris discusses how he has perfected his YouTube Algorithm. &nbsp;We discuss the generation gaps and our kids not knowing who Brittany Spears is. &nbsp;Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner. &nbsp;Mary brings us Strange News (Kind of) and much, much more. &nbsp;Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon), or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> use the promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris discusses how he has perfected his YouTube Algorithm. &nbsp;We discuss the generation gaps and our kids not knowing who Brittany Spears is. &nbsp;Chris brings us Chris' Conspiracy Corner. &nbsp;Mary brings us Strange News (Kind of) and much, much more. &nbsp;Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon), or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly. &nbsp;<a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> use the promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dont-mess-with-my-algorithm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">08415119-667e-43e2-85fc-ec75312c2591</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/30dfd50d-ce31-49d9-a182-302ea3e26714/13127286-1652367327040-af0f60b25d496.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3aea6ee8-1d99-438e-bb25-7edca52c2393/EP-2098.mp3" length="110465205" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>98</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Chris discusses how he has perfected his YouTube Algorithm.  We discuss the generation gaps and our kids not knowing who Brittany Spears is.  Chris brings us Chris&apos; Conspiracy Corner.  Mary brings us Strange News (Kind of) and much, much more.  Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon), or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.  http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Tracksuit Mafia: From Slicers to Hawkeye</title><itunes:title>Tracksuit Mafia: From Slicers to Hawkeye</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we Interview Carlos Navarro. &nbsp;He has been seen in Marvel's "Hawkeye" on Disney+ as one of the main 3 Tracksuit Mafia members, Enrique. He has also been seen on AMC's "The Walking Dead" as Alvaro a member of the Kingdom's Army, "Identity Thief" with Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy as Luis the Gas Station Attendant. &nbsp;He can also be heard Monday - Friday on the Monsters in the Morning in Orlando Fl on Real Radio 104.1 or iHeart Radio. &nbsp;To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#MCU #Disneyplus #Hawkeye #TheWalkingDead #tracksuitmafia #bro #monstersinthemorning #tothetop #tothetopneverstop #AMC #identitythief &nbsp;*Note: This episode is NOT marked explicit, however, there are some 4 letter words used in this episode. &nbsp;</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we Interview Carlos Navarro. &nbsp;He has been seen in Marvel's "Hawkeye" on Disney+ as one of the main 3 Tracksuit Mafia members, Enrique. He has also been seen on AMC's "The Walking Dead" as Alvaro a member of the Kingdom's Army, "Identity Thief" with Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy as Luis the Gas Station Attendant. &nbsp;He can also be heard Monday - Friday on the Monsters in the Morning in Orlando Fl on Real Radio 104.1 or iHeart Radio. &nbsp;To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#MCU #Disneyplus #Hawkeye #TheWalkingDead #tracksuitmafia #bro #monstersinthemorning #tothetop #tothetopneverstop #AMC #identitythief &nbsp;*Note: This episode is NOT marked explicit, however, there are some 4 letter words used in this episode. &nbsp;</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/tracksuit-mafia-from-slicers-to-hawkeye]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a7b8bb3e-3e7f-4916-82f9-d8cc642095f0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/081712ad-f4d6-458b-8044-dabe1ab5cb0f/13127286-1651673007084-3fa9147448495.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2022 23:01:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6cf998bb-b3ca-4aca-a02d-4df8f0e516fc/Ep-2097.mp3" length="105052634" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>97</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we Interview Carlos Navarro.  He has been seen in Marvel&apos;s &quot;Hawkeye&quot; on Disney+ as one of the main 3 Tracksuit Mafia members, Enrique. He has also been seen on AMC&apos;s &quot;The Walking Dead&quot; as Alvaro a member of the Kingdom&apos;s Army, &quot;Identity Thief&quot; with Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy as Luis the Gas Station Attendant.  He can also be heard Monday - Friday on the Monsters in the Morning in Orlando Fl on Real Radio 104.1 or iHeart Radio.  To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House (Patreon) check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #MCU #Disneyplus #Hawkeye #TheWalkingDead #tracksuitmafia #bro #monstersinthemorning #tothetop #tothetopneverstop #AMC #identitythief  *Note: This episode is NOT marked explicit, however, there are some 4 letter words used in this episode.  


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>No New Friends and Diz Hiz’s Excellent Adventure</title><itunes:title>No New Friends and Diz Hiz’s Excellent Adventure</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The gang recaps Chris and Emily's trip to Florida. &nbsp;So many funny stories. &nbsp;Next week 5/8 is our interview with Carlos Navarro from Marvel's Hawkeye. &nbsp;Please nominate us on www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#universalorlando #gringots #karaoke #saratogasprings #disneysprings #landryscard</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang recaps Chris and Emily's trip to Florida. &nbsp;So many funny stories. &nbsp;Next week 5/8 is our interview with Carlos Navarro from Marvel's Hawkeye. &nbsp;Please nominate us on www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#universalorlando #gringots #karaoke #saratogasprings #disneysprings #landryscard</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/no-new-friends-and-diz-hizs-excellent-adventure]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bfa9f1ce-f073-4524-88e6-428bddcc5d41</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/cf8f8ab8-4f0a-4b08-b51f-523563e84014/13127286-1651192175491-8aee3c5e379dc.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 16:20:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4907eb41-36be-45b8-988f-4600a948db73/Ep-2096.mp3" length="135503468" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>96</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>The gang recaps Chris and Emily&apos;s trip to Florida.  So many funny stories.  Next week 5/8 is our interview with Carlos Navarro from Marvel&apos;s Hawkeye.  Please nominate us on www.orlandoweekly.com Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #universalorlando #gringots #karaoke #saratogasprings #disneysprings #landryscard

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Bring Back Skippy</title><itunes:title>Bring Back Skippy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is our Episode of Diz Hiz from April Fools Day. &nbsp;We take a deep dive into the Histrory of The ExtraTerrorestrial Alien Encounter. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our club house visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;<a href="https://vote.orlandoweekly.com/local-notables/best-local-podcast-not-on-radio" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">BEST OF ORLANDO® Ballot (orlandoweekly.com)</a>. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly: &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is our Episode of Diz Hiz from April Fools Day. &nbsp;We take a deep dive into the Histrory of The ExtraTerrorestrial Alien Encounter. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our club house visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;<a href="https://vote.orlandoweekly.com/local-notables/best-local-podcast-not-on-radio" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">BEST OF ORLANDO® Ballot (orlandoweekly.com)</a>. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly: &nbsp;<a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/bring-back-skippy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">521da3eb-0396-4c55-a4cc-0f0f84af3807</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7e7407b9-8259-4bad-a835-828d5b9656bd/13127286-1650824291142-37ee08d984574.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8bbf033c-c14f-4db6-802c-d207b0220517/Ep-2095.mp3" length="106284777" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>95</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This is our Episode of Diz Hiz from April Fools Day.  We take a deep dive into the Histrory of The ExtraTerrorestrial Alien Encounter.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our club house visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please nominate us for Orlando Weekly&apos;s Best of Orlando Competition under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.  https://vote.orlandoweekly.com/local-notables/best-local-podcast-not-on-radio (BEST OF ORLANDO® Ballot (orlandoweekly.com)).  Check us out on Newsly:  https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Finger Printing Myself at the UPS Store</title><itunes:title>Finger Printing Myself at the UPS Store</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris has a Man Bun, &nbsp;Scott discusses his trip to Mexico and Mary describes what Scott's trip was from her perspective. &nbsp;Mary is enrolled in medical school and now has to buy supplies and a costume and has to get a background check. &nbsp;Chris will be in town next week so we discuss the plans. &nbsp;Chris brings us a top 5 Easter List from Spoon University, and much much more. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Patreon check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly, <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#mexicotrip #margaritas #UPSstore #backgroundcheck #eastercandy #peeps &nbsp;&nbsp;This Episode is marked Explicit for Sexual Content. &nbsp;</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris has a Man Bun, &nbsp;Scott discusses his trip to Mexico and Mary describes what Scott's trip was from her perspective. &nbsp;Mary is enrolled in medical school and now has to buy supplies and a costume and has to get a background check. &nbsp;Chris will be in town next week so we discuss the plans. &nbsp;Chris brings us a top 5 Easter List from Spoon University, and much much more. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Patreon check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly, <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#mexicotrip #margaritas #UPSstore #backgroundcheck #eastercandy #peeps &nbsp;&nbsp;This Episode is marked Explicit for Sexual Content. &nbsp;</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/finger-printing-myself-at-the-ups-store]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ffb08563-a8b3-4c7f-a65d-0e42a9cb964a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e6c2f763-46e8-4800-901a-f6215e538716/13127286-1650043984256-b1cc1d6fdc38f.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2022 18:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1d7c0f57-44bf-4b54-989f-7c72fbe443a1/EP-2094.mp3" length="125759168" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>94</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Chris has a Man Bun,  Scott discusses his trip to Mexico and Mary describes what Scott&apos;s trip was from her perspective.  Mary is enrolled in medical school and now has to buy supplies and a costume and has to get a background check.  Chris will be in town next week so we discuss the plans.  Chris brings us a top 5 Easter List from Spoon University, and much much more.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch or join our Patreon check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly, https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #mexicotrip #margaritas #UPSstore #backgroundcheck #eastercandy #peeps   This Episode is marked Explicit for Sexual Content.  


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Chris the LinkedIn Coach</title><itunes:title>Chris the LinkedIn Coach</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris is new to LinkedIn and has expert advice for each of us. &nbsp;Then we discuss common mispronounced words as well as common items done wrong. &nbsp;Finally Mary brings us some "Strange News" &nbsp;&nbsp;TO connect with us, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris is new to LinkedIn and has expert advice for each of us. &nbsp;Then we discuss common mispronounced words as well as common items done wrong. &nbsp;Finally Mary brings us some "Strange News" &nbsp;&nbsp;TO connect with us, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/chris-the-linkedin-coach]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a1168737-31c3-4d7c-b58c-e9a9366152fd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7003944e-1d1d-425a-bce2-086b0f044d97/13127286-1648488671839-c12e952a60f6d.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/68b224fe-b72e-4cfc-92b0-b7024822fc68/Ep-2093.mp3" length="93634825" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>93</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Chris is new to LinkedIn and has expert advice for each of us.  Then we discuss common mispronounced words as well as common items done wrong.  Finally Mary brings us some &quot;Strange News&quot;   TO connect with us, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Rubik&apos;s Cube on Survivor</title><itunes:title>Rubik&apos;s Cube on Survivor</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! &nbsp;Enjoy this special release episode. &nbsp;First, we discuss meeting people on-line and how weird this is. &nbsp;Then who would do better on Survivor and which reality show would we do better on. &nbsp;Then an Official presidential release from President Donald Trump, strange news, and the slap heard round the world. &nbsp;To Connect with us follow us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#survivor #trumptweets #strangenews #dizhiz #disneyhistory #podcastreccomendations #aprilfools2022 #happyaprilfools</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!! &nbsp;Enjoy this special release episode. &nbsp;First, we discuss meeting people on-line and how weird this is. &nbsp;Then who would do better on Survivor and which reality show would we do better on. &nbsp;Then an Official presidential release from President Donald Trump, strange news, and the slap heard round the world. &nbsp;To Connect with us follow us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#survivor #trumptweets #strangenews #dizhiz #disneyhistory #podcastreccomendations #aprilfools2022 #happyaprilfools</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/rubiks-cube-on-survivor]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0b721bdc-3612-4253-986c-051e07e95412</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ba1ad9ad-fadb-478f-8bb2-ac9c9b3e1cbe/13127286-1648772127606-a34b597c3fa3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d4d697f8-5510-44af-9dad-2356897b4e80/092-converted.mp3" length="83553622" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>92</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!  Enjoy this special release episode.  First, we discuss meeting people on-line and how weird this is.  Then who would do better on Survivor and which reality show would we do better on.  Then an Official presidential release from President Donald Trump, strange news, and the slap heard round the world.  To Connect with us follow us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #survivor #trumptweets #strangenews #dizhiz #disneyhistory #podcastreccomendations #aprilfools2022 #happyaprilfools


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>A Couple of Inches Fully Extended</title><itunes:title>A Couple of Inches Fully Extended</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss smelly actors in Hollywood. &nbsp;We take a trip down memory lane discussing note passing, old cell phones, and games with bad graphics. &nbsp;This also may be the lease Manly episode EVER. &nbsp;#smellyactors #Roblox #minecraft #fishtowl. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss smelly actors in Hollywood. &nbsp;We take a trip down memory lane discussing note passing, old cell phones, and games with bad graphics. &nbsp;This also may be the lease Manly episode EVER. &nbsp;#smellyactors #Roblox #minecraft #fishtowl. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/a-couple-of-inches-fully-extended]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8b388ce0-f78b-4257-9821-8ae62157a818</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b1da140a-e2be-4131-802d-0d575acb3d29/13127286-1648219635580-cae99c0ff5414.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0dd9b120-2275-4339-ae22-1f1b2b441d96/91-converted.mp3" length="81331751" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>91</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this episode we discuss smelly actors in Hollywood.  We take a trip down memory lane discussing note passing, old cell phones, and games with bad graphics.  This also may be the lease Manly episode EVER.  #smellyactors #Roblox #minecraft #fishtowl.  Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mansplaining the Knee Scooter</title><itunes:title>Mansplaining the Knee Scooter</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris is not here so Mary and Scott go Old School. &nbsp;Mary describes her dream coming true. &nbsp;She also talks about her exciting weekend. &nbsp;Scott got into a Karaoke battle, and much more. &nbsp;We will have a Celebrity guest from the MCU and Walking Dead on next week. &nbsp;Find out more about it in this episode. &nbsp;If you would like to connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse (Patreon) please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#mansplaining #wetrooster</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris is not here so Mary and Scott go Old School. &nbsp;Mary describes her dream coming true. &nbsp;She also talks about her exciting weekend. &nbsp;Scott got into a Karaoke battle, and much more. &nbsp;We will have a Celebrity guest from the MCU and Walking Dead on next week. &nbsp;Find out more about it in this episode. &nbsp;If you would like to connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse (Patreon) please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#mansplaining #wetrooster</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mansplaining-the-knee-scooter]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ce61a5ba-d917-4139-a862-fa6a01f9f074</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/eb9a083d-d0ab-44e6-a663-99d3b0c965fd/13127286-1647534872210-d941287a5529f.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1493f99f-864f-409f-a49f-b33e8ad5fa94/90-converted.mp3" length="80018314" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>90</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Chris is not here so Mary and Scott go Old School.  Mary describes her dream coming true.  She also talks about her exciting weekend.  Scott got into a Karaoke battle, and much more.  We will have a Celebrity guest from the MCU and Walking Dead on next week.  Find out more about it in this episode.  If you would like to connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse (Patreon) please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and use the promo code: N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #mansplaining #wetrooster


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle</title><itunes:title>Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary is hosting for International Women's Day. &nbsp;She has some stories from her cruise including a lost birth certificate. &nbsp;Mary also brings us some #strangenews which brings us down a rabbit hole of a Gwyneth Paltrow candle with a strange scent. &nbsp;This episode is marked explicit for some light sexual content. &nbsp;To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use the promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;</strong></p><p><strong>#gwynethpaltrowcandle #goop #thissmellslikemyvagina</strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary is hosting for International Women's Day. &nbsp;She has some stories from her cruise including a lost birth certificate. &nbsp;Mary also brings us some #strangenews which brings us down a rabbit hole of a Gwyneth Paltrow candle with a strange scent. &nbsp;This episode is marked explicit for some light sexual content. &nbsp;To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly <a href="http://www.newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.newsly.me</a> and use the promo code <strong>N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;</strong></p><p><strong>#gwynethpaltrowcandle #goop #thissmellslikemyvagina</strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/gwyneth-paltrow-scented-candle]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">52d72957-03e1-484e-bd22-77d1f24bac54</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7467c4ef-a76b-4aa1-bb4f-4032c1a5bcff/13127286-1646847198620-5d7b6b35e4966.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2022 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/901e6921-a744-46a8-8409-a2213715386d/89-converted.mp3" length="93984002" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>89</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary is hosting for International Women&apos;s Day.  She has some stories from her cruise including a lost birth certificate.  Mary also brings us some #strangenews which brings us down a rabbit hole of a Gwyneth Paltrow candle with a strange scent.  This episode is marked explicit for some light sexual content.  To connect with us, join our clubhouse (Patreon) or check out our sweet merch visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly http://www.newsly.me/ (www.newsly.me) and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  

#gwynethpaltrowcandle #goop #thissmellslikemyvagina


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Wine Tasting at the 7-11</title><itunes:title>Wine Tasting at the 7-11</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we meet a real life Disney Singing Mountain Man. &nbsp;We discuss the places that we are ashamed that they know our order. &nbsp;Also crazy stories from sporting events and much more. &nbsp;#mountainman #sodafountain #chickfilet. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our clubhouse (patreon) or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriends.com. &nbsp;We can be found on Newsly https://newsly.me/ promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we meet a real life Disney Singing Mountain Man. &nbsp;We discuss the places that we are ashamed that they know our order. &nbsp;Also crazy stories from sporting events and much more. &nbsp;#mountainman #sodafountain #chickfilet. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our clubhouse (patreon) or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriends.com. &nbsp;We can be found on Newsly https://newsly.me/ promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/wine-tasting-at-the-7-11]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d27c67b2-85bb-4ad4-aae7-025ec0faedbb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b6115f02-c133-4775-9e7c-5ad4a2e66c45/13127286-1646504283197-d2d1fb99fe2a6.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/51159a9d-1582-48ca-80bb-d719fc6e59a4/88-converted.mp3" length="83941697" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>88</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we meet a real life Disney Singing Mountain Man.  We discuss the places that we are ashamed that they know our order.  Also crazy stories from sporting events and much more.  #mountainman #sodafountain #chickfilet.  Please connect with us, join our clubhouse (patreon) or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriends.com.  We can be found on Newsly https://newsly.me/ promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Cheers and a Beer to 1 Year</title><itunes:title>Cheers and a Beer to 1 Year</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It is our 1 Year Anniversary Show! &nbsp;Scott, Mary, and Chris relive some of their favorite moments of the No New Friends Podcast. &nbsp;We finally reveal what happened off air during the "Mystery Box" Episode. &nbsp;Each of us play our favorite clips. &nbsp;Finally, we Mt Rushmore our favorite Episodes. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, or join our patreon, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#cheerstooneyear #badtweets #internetscammers #catskills&nbsp;</p><p>Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the Promo Code N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is our 1 Year Anniversary Show! &nbsp;Scott, Mary, and Chris relive some of their favorite moments of the No New Friends Podcast. &nbsp;We finally reveal what happened off air during the "Mystery Box" Episode. &nbsp;Each of us play our favorite clips. &nbsp;Finally, we Mt Rushmore our favorite Episodes. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, or join our patreon, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#cheerstooneyear #badtweets #internetscammers #catskills&nbsp;</p><p>Check us out on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong> and use the Promo Code N0NEWFR1ENDS</strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/cheers-and-a-beer-to-1-year]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2218fef4-3ee9-4a13-842d-3b5fb9ddf96e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fb6b5f58-cfdb-4d1d-91e5-a0b464195bcb/13127286-1645808089077-89bc33f8e605b.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c5931f89-8a42-4fc9-915d-be1a3c9e2515/87-converted.mp3" length="101956155" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>87</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>It is our 1 Year Anniversary Show!  Scott, Mary, and Chris relive some of their favorite moments of the No New Friends Podcast.  We finally reveal what happened off air during the &quot;Mystery Box&quot; Episode.  Each of us play our favorite clips.  Finally, we Mt Rushmore our favorite Episodes.  To connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, or join our patreon, visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #cheerstooneyear #badtweets #internetscammers #catskills 

Check us out on Newsly https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/) and use the Promo Code N0NEWFR1ENDS


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Unboxing McDonald&apos;s Toys at a Key Party</title><itunes:title>Unboxing McDonald&apos;s Toys at a Key Party</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that the Grinch had a Key Party? &nbsp;Chris gets a vintage set of McDonald's Toys. &nbsp;Mary's Son sabotaged his brother's Oculus Game. &nbsp;Scott questions Chris' Credibility. &nbsp;Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly: &nbsp;https://newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#unboxingmcdonaldstoys #avengersageofultron #badmoviereview #keyparty #howthegrinchstolechristmas #spoonuniversity</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know that the Grinch had a Key Party? &nbsp;Chris gets a vintage set of McDonald's Toys. &nbsp;Mary's Son sabotaged his brother's Oculus Game. &nbsp;Scott questions Chris' Credibility. &nbsp;Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check us out on Newsly: &nbsp;https://newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS. &nbsp;#unboxingmcdonaldstoys #avengersageofultron #badmoviereview #keyparty #howthegrinchstolechristmas #spoonuniversity</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/unboxing-mcdonalds-toys-at-a-key-party]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">82d87748-4bf6-4355-a66c-2c2de9b18e9d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/80e0d07a-ee9b-4b57-b75b-f0b171e8bab3/13127286-1645205675409-edab5b19e8743.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/11537eb0-742c-4b47-80a4-74f10c678584/86-converted.mp3" length="82987496" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>86</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Did you know that the Grinch had a Key Party?  Chris gets a vintage set of McDonald&apos;s Toys.  Mary&apos;s Son sabotaged his brother&apos;s Oculus Game.  Scott questions Chris&apos; Credibility.  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly:  https://newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #unboxingmcdonaldstoys #avengersageofultron #badmoviereview #keyparty #howthegrinchstolechristmas #spoonuniversity


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Sour Smooch Juju Lips Candy</title><itunes:title>Sour Smooch Juju Lips Candy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Valentines Day!!! &nbsp;This episode is all about LOVE! &nbsp;We discuss Valentine's day success and fails. &nbsp;Chris brings us top 10 Valentine's Day candy. &nbsp;We Mt Rushmore our favorite Romantic Comedies. &nbsp;Also its national Sex Day! &nbsp;Hope everyone is prepared. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Clubhouse please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;We can also be heard on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>. &nbsp;#valentinesday #sexday #cupidisstupid #singlesawarenessday #valentinesdaycandy #lovesongs</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Valentines Day!!! &nbsp;This episode is all about LOVE! &nbsp;We discuss Valentine's day success and fails. &nbsp;Chris brings us top 10 Valentine's Day candy. &nbsp;We Mt Rushmore our favorite Romantic Comedies. &nbsp;Also its national Sex Day! &nbsp;Hope everyone is prepared. &nbsp;To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Clubhouse please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;We can also be heard on Newsly <a href="https://newsly.me/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>https://newsly.me/</strong></a><strong>. &nbsp;#valentinesday #sexday #cupidisstupid #singlesawarenessday #valentinesdaycandy #lovesongs</strong></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/sour-smooch-juju-lips-candy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6272ad14-a29c-47a3-80d6-4fbb51e418a0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/411f7e2b-aba6-48cc-b4cd-fec43ef9d7a4/13127286-1644420489633-8b99076b8abbb.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e4abecad-a4c1-474a-abf7-01b710852660/85-converted.mp3" length="85868907" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>85</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Happy Valentines Day!!!  This episode is all about LOVE!  We discuss Valentine&apos;s day success and fails.  Chris brings us top 10 Valentine&apos;s Day candy.  We Mt Rushmore our favorite Romantic Comedies.  Also its national Sex Day!  Hope everyone is prepared.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Clubhouse please visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  We can also be heard on Newsly https://newsly.me/ (https://newsly.me/).  #valentinesday #sexday #cupidisstupid #singlesawarenessday #valentinesdaycandy #lovesongs


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Double Fisting at Disney</title><itunes:title>Double Fisting at Disney</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The gang discusses Children's movies that we still love as adults. &nbsp;Mary lists her many annoyances and irritations. &nbsp;Scott recaps his day at Hollywood Studios and Epcot with his father. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>#doublefisting #trashcansmakethebesttables #encanto</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang discusses Children's movies that we still love as adults. &nbsp;Mary lists her many annoyances and irritations. &nbsp;Scott recaps his day at Hollywood Studios and Epcot with his father. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com</p><p>#doublefisting #trashcansmakethebesttables #encanto</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/double-fisting-at-disney]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cb92e3ed-e015-4ba3-b9b2-7575580bc609</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6a832488-36ad-40f9-863b-14adc2043ccf/13127286-1643743016068-7a9d98b5e91f.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9e2c3064-5a7b-4e54-a2f0-8a76dd182ba8/84-converted.mp3" length="87974794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>84</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>The gang discusses Children&apos;s movies that we still love as adults.  Mary lists her many annoyances and irritations.  Scott recaps his day at Hollywood Studios and Epcot with his father.  Please connect with us, check out our merch, join our patreon, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com

#doublefisting #trashcansmakethebesttables #encanto


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>We love BJ&apos;s............And Costco</title><itunes:title>We love BJ&apos;s............And Costco</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott shares his Husband fail at the grocery store. &nbsp;Chris shares that he loves BJ's.....Wholesale Club, which brings us down a super funny road. &nbsp;We discuss check engine lights and more about BJ's........Wholesale Club. &nbsp;Finally, Scott and his father are going to Disney's Hollywood Studio. &nbsp;This episode is marked Explicit for strong Sexual innuendos. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our Patreon. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#BJswholesale #costco #shoppinginbulk #checkenginelight #hollywoodstudios.</p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott shares his Husband fail at the grocery store. &nbsp;Chris shares that he loves BJ's.....Wholesale Club, which brings us down a super funny road. &nbsp;We discuss check engine lights and more about BJ's........Wholesale Club. &nbsp;Finally, Scott and his father are going to Disney's Hollywood Studio. &nbsp;This episode is marked Explicit for strong Sexual innuendos. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our Patreon. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#BJswholesale #costco #shoppinginbulk #checkenginelight #hollywoodstudios.</p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/we-love-bjs-and-costco]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4332651d-ae1a-462f-abc6-e40f1fa85b6b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/37fd5399-7be2-4eb4-a000-1e82a23d516e/13127286-1643385936611-a3088d54fae75.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6dd27f50-59c7-40bf-92a8-5cbc3282f239/83-converted.mp3" length="72991584" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>83</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Scott shares his Husband fail at the grocery store.  Chris shares that he loves BJ&apos;s.....Wholesale Club, which brings us down a super funny road.  We discuss check engine lights and more about BJ&apos;s........Wholesale Club.  Finally, Scott and his father are going to Disney&apos;s Hollywood Studio.  This episode is marked Explicit for strong Sexual innuendos.  Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our Patreon.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #BJswholesale #costco #shoppinginbulk #checkenginelight #hollywoodstudios.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021</title><itunes:title>Saving Houses from Fires Since 2021</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary is back from the bubonic plague and Covid. &nbsp;Scott is a hero in his neighborhood as he saved all the houses from a fire. &nbsp;Chris gets the results back from his food allergy test. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#notallheroswearcapes #foodallergy&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary is back from the bubonic plague and Covid. &nbsp;Scott is a hero in his neighborhood as he saved all the houses from a fire. &nbsp;Chris gets the results back from his food allergy test. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#notallheroswearcapes #foodallergy&nbsp;</p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/saving-houses-from-fires-since-2021]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0a537216-4ba8-489e-968c-289ac10d34fa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/41dbd413-a694-4f7c-84e5-13887a66121c/13127286-1642609871980-75af64cdf22b.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a66442ee-0dd5-4e16-879e-b8783f060597/82-converted.mp3" length="86478918" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>82</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary is back from the bubonic plague and Covid.  Scott is a hero in his neighborhood as he saved all the houses from a fire.  Chris gets the results back from his food allergy test.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #notallheroswearcapes #foodallergy 


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Remembering Bob Saget</title><itunes:title>Remembering Bob Saget</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we remember the great Bob Saget who just passed away 2 weeks ago. &nbsp;Scott has another case of the Man Flu. &nbsp;Scott and his wife bought adult Big Wheels. &nbsp;Chris and Joe are excited about a tech expo and somehow we discuss SEX ROBOTS! &nbsp;Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#bobsaget #fullhouse #dannytanner #afhv</p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we remember the great Bob Saget who just passed away 2 weeks ago. &nbsp;Scott has another case of the Man Flu. &nbsp;Scott and his wife bought adult Big Wheels. &nbsp;Chris and Joe are excited about a tech expo and somehow we discuss SEX ROBOTS! &nbsp;Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#bobsaget #fullhouse #dannytanner #afhv</p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/remembering-bob-saget]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f4e5db8b-df1f-4c5f-a9fa-7108b7c9155f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a03a3b1a-ebe5-4f24-94e3-0129d6025130/13127286-1642220555502-e88ac3c53ea1.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ba974300-6b7a-401f-8407-7a1e994c50d4/81-converted.mp3" length="75866098" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>81</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we remember the great Bob Saget who just passed away 2 weeks ago.  Scott has another case of the Man Flu.  Scott and his wife bought adult Big Wheels.  Chris and Joe are excited about a tech expo and somehow we discuss SEX ROBOTS!  Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #bobsaget #fullhouse #dannytanner #afhv


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Playing God at the Red Lobster</title><itunes:title>Playing God at the Red Lobster</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast Joins us. &nbsp;We discuss our Disney Date Day. &nbsp;What's in your wallet? &nbsp;Man Flu Awareness Month. &nbsp;Eating food that was once alive, and much much more! &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.</p><p>#manflu, #whatsinyourwallet, #playinggodatredlobster #dontlookup</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast Joins us. &nbsp;We discuss our Disney Date Day. &nbsp;What's in your wallet? &nbsp;Man Flu Awareness Month. &nbsp;Eating food that was once alive, and much much more! &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.</p><p>#manflu, #whatsinyourwallet, #playinggodatredlobster #dontlookup</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/playing-god-at-the-red-lobster]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">790f9f2e-4e0b-450e-9f35-2459dd236faf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1a1bf7f8-dd26-4a47-bcba-521436a3d203/13127286-1641489886091-bdb3e5d149e74.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9486a1e6-e98a-40c1-a231-200925d687cd/80-converted.mp3" length="82211973" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>80</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast Joins us.  We discuss our Disney Date Day.  What&apos;s in your wallet?  Man Flu Awareness Month.  Eating food that was once alive, and much much more!  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Worst Purchase Ever</title><itunes:title>Worst Purchase Ever</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Chris gets some fan mail! &nbsp;Scott gets a Karaoke machine for Christmas. &nbsp;Chris makes a terrible on line purchase. &nbsp;Mary is super sick. &nbsp;Alex from Diz Hiz prefers Universal over Disney. &nbsp;Jarrod starts a new job and much much more. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris gets some fan mail! &nbsp;Scott gets a Karaoke machine for Christmas. &nbsp;Chris makes a terrible on line purchase. &nbsp;Mary is super sick. &nbsp;Alex from Diz Hiz prefers Universal over Disney. &nbsp;Jarrod starts a new job and much much more. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/worst-purchase-ever]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f634bb92-c248-4794-af4f-0b3aa4c85b54</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e4e5910c-d698-46f7-9730-08dae0ab4f60/13127286-1641164895724-7df2b79548f13.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/63b0a399-7067-4174-a0a3-c615a43f9d49/79-converted.mp3" length="77343166" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>79</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Chris gets some fan mail!  Scott gets a Karaoke machine for Christmas.  Chris makes a terrible on line purchase.  Mary is super sick.  Alex from Diz Hiz prefers Universal over Disney.  Jarrod starts a new job and much much more.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Just Like Han, It&apos;s Solo!</title><itunes:title>Just Like Han, It&apos;s Solo!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Goodbye 2021. &nbsp;We want to take an opportunity to thank our sponsors, contributors, patreon members and listeners. &nbsp;A bit about us, and a preview for 2022. &nbsp;If you would like to connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, all of our links are on our website. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Happy New Year!!!!! &nbsp;#happynewyear #goodbye2021 #ringin2022</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Goodbye 2021. &nbsp;We want to take an opportunity to thank our sponsors, contributors, patreon members and listeners. &nbsp;A bit about us, and a preview for 2022. &nbsp;If you would like to connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, all of our links are on our website. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Happy New Year!!!!! &nbsp;#happynewyear #goodbye2021 #ringin2022</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/just-like-han-its-solo]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e6749567-85f2-4c4c-a93d-7ea3af4d8e96</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/5afa1650-752d-416e-817d-54b76c3cc43b/13127286-1640021337981-cdc3e74539d11.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8045be95-48e7-4046-aae0-6dc81fd20f59/78-converted.mp3" length="26587457" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>18:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>78</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Goodbye 2021.  We want to take an opportunity to thank our sponsors, contributors, patreon members and listeners.  A bit about us, and a preview for 2022.  If you would like to connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch, all of our links are on our website.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Happy New Year!!!!!  #happynewyear #goodbye2021 #ringin2022


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Time Capsule and Bad Husbands</title><itunes:title>Time Capsule and Bad Husbands</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This Episode was recorded in early December to be used at a later date. &nbsp;So we try to predict the future a bit. &nbsp;Alex from Diz Hiz joins us and lets us know how cheap he is in a super funny conversation. &nbsp;Then we talk about the things that we do that annoy our wives. &nbsp;Finally, Chris brings us the final Christmas top 10 list. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our Patreon, Check out our sweet merch including our Christmas Design, nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#badgifts #maskdebate #spidermannowayhome</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Episode was recorded in early December to be used at a later date. &nbsp;So we try to predict the future a bit. &nbsp;Alex from Diz Hiz joins us and lets us know how cheap he is in a super funny conversation. &nbsp;Then we talk about the things that we do that annoy our wives. &nbsp;Finally, Chris brings us the final Christmas top 10 list. &nbsp;Connect with us, join our Patreon, Check out our sweet merch including our Christmas Design, nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#badgifts #maskdebate #spidermannowayhome</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/time-capsule-and-bad-husbands]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4ffa882a-8eb5-43bb-b531-453317d63730</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/491e3a72-02a6-4baf-ad1e-03e5b443312c/13127286-1639765524604-faf0847d9654b.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/78041270-6a52-4edc-b8b9-c4dc254aa8bc/77-converted.mp3" length="88546562" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>77</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This Episode was recorded in early December to be used at a later date.  So we try to predict the future a bit.  Alex from Diz Hiz joins us and lets us know how cheap he is in a super funny conversation.  Then we talk about the things that we do that annoy our wives.  Finally, Chris brings us the final Christmas top 10 list.  Connect with us, join our Patreon, Check out our sweet merch including our Christmas Design, nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #badgifts #maskdebate #spidermannowayhome


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express</title><itunes:title>Hot Chocolate and the Polar Express</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott has more neighborhood shenanigans including a drunken ornament hunt. &nbsp;Mary shares more stories from the Sunrail. &nbsp;Chris brings us another exciting top 10 Christmas List, and much more! &nbsp;Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch (including our Christmas design) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#Thepolarexpress, #ornamenthunt, #Christmasvacation, #midgeure&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott has more neighborhood shenanigans including a drunken ornament hunt. &nbsp;Mary shares more stories from the Sunrail. &nbsp;Chris brings us another exciting top 10 Christmas List, and much more! &nbsp;Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch (including our Christmas design) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#Thepolarexpress, #ornamenthunt, #Christmasvacation, #midgeure&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/hot-chocolate-and-the-polar-express]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a7755191-49e4-4ba0-86e8-a82fabd7e201</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d2e580eb-8da5-4f50-8cba-16553bc3bc12/13127286-1639290565628-42355fedcf1a4.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e28e288f-7630-4edf-8c47-0b6be2373bd3/76-converted.mp3" length="88648753" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>76</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Scott has more neighborhood shenanigans including a drunken ornament hunt.  Mary shares more stories from the Sunrail.  Chris brings us another exciting top 10 Christmas List, and much more!  Connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch (including our Christmas design) www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #Thepolarexpress, #ornamenthunt, #Christmasvacation, #midgeure 


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Do they know it&apos;s Christmas?</title><itunes:title>Do they know it&apos;s Christmas?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott discusses more neighborhood shenanigans including a fugitive loose. &nbsp;The gang discusses black Friday shopping for themselves. &nbsp;Chris brings us the top 10 Christmas song list, and ruins a popular classic. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;nonewfriendspodcast.com. #band-aid, #nosnowinafrica.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott discusses more neighborhood shenanigans including a fugitive loose. &nbsp;The gang discusses black Friday shopping for themselves. &nbsp;Chris brings us the top 10 Christmas song list, and ruins a popular classic. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;nonewfriendspodcast.com. #band-aid, #nosnowinafrica.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/do-they-know-its-christmas]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1b627732-f97f-4c08-a204-44b3fd5eb8c6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/8bfd297d-2ac5-4052-932c-72a3466adc79/13127286-1638296207298-93e0c3f13ec71.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f2bd568e-e983-4893-8021-28e3cb8dcc5d/75-converted.mp3" length="88707685" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>75</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott discusses more neighborhood shenanigans including a fugitive loose.  The gang discusses black Friday shopping for themselves.  Chris brings us the top 10 Christmas song list, and ruins a popular classic.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch.  nonewfriendspodcast.com. #band-aid, #nosnowinafrica. 


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The World&apos;s Wealthiest Dog</title><itunes:title>The World&apos;s Wealthiest Dog</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris gives us an update on his IG scammer Pen Pall Bubba_Jobe. &nbsp;Mary watched the new Spider-man Trailer right away! Finally who spoils their dog the most. &nbsp;Clue-not one of us 3. &nbsp;Please connect with us all of our links are on our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check out our sweet merch and join our patreon. &nbsp;#gunther4th #richestdogintheworld</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris gives us an update on his IG scammer Pen Pall Bubba_Jobe. &nbsp;Mary watched the new Spider-man Trailer right away! Finally who spoils their dog the most. &nbsp;Clue-not one of us 3. &nbsp;Please connect with us all of our links are on our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;Check out our sweet merch and join our patreon. &nbsp;#gunther4th #richestdogintheworld</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-worlds-wealthiest-dog]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a31338a9-a233-4dc1-991a-43047027f7d8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e7b2e480-a9e6-49f8-8c59-d3df31b373ae/13127286-1638135321960-44e5c42ed0f7b.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/75b47b41-faaa-4ca7-a036-9e8cde81730f/74-converted.mp3" length="53278748" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>36:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>74</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Chris gives us an update on his IG scammer Pen Pall Bubba_Jobe.  Mary watched the new Spider-man Trailer right away! Finally who spoils their dog the most.  Clue-not one of us 3.  Please connect with us all of our links are on our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check out our sweet merch and join our patreon.  #gunther4th #richestdogintheworld


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Smiling Coast of Africa....and other Internet Scammers</title><itunes:title>The Smiling Coast of Africa....and other Internet Scammers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses simple things that excite us as adults. &nbsp;Chris and Mary have new Instagram accounts @queenofthesunrail and @thescumbagresellinghoarder. &nbsp;Chris has made some very interesting new friends. &nbsp;You do not want to miss this super funny segment. &nbsp;Finally, we go over the top 10 thanksgiving foods. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, and check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#scammers #IGscammers #smilingcoastofafrica&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode the gang discusses simple things that excite us as adults. &nbsp;Chris and Mary have new Instagram accounts @queenofthesunrail and @thescumbagresellinghoarder. &nbsp;Chris has made some very interesting new friends. &nbsp;You do not want to miss this super funny segment. &nbsp;Finally, we go over the top 10 thanksgiving foods. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, and check out our sweet merch. &nbsp;www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#scammers #IGscammers #smilingcoastofafrica&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-smiling-coast-of-africa-and-other-internet-scammers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">90d81fd3-af9d-4b96-b390-f782bdcea4a1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/bf6e3eed-5788-4148-80ad-e211c96afb2a/13127286-1637165941731-9379c6987eef2.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9990d00f-53bc-4d73-9ecb-0c6cac71ad5d/73-converted.mp3" length="93547653" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>73</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode the gang discusses simple things that excite us as adults.  Chris and Mary have new Instagram accounts @queenofthesunrail and @thescumbagresellinghoarder.  Chris has made some very interesting new friends.  You do not want to miss this super funny segment.  Finally, we go over the top 10 thanksgiving foods.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, and check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #scammers #IGscammers #smilingcoastofafrica 


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3</title><itunes:title>Confirmed: Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield in Spider-man 3</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss how silly it is that if you title anything on the internet Confirmed Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield are in Spider-Man No Way Home you instantly go Viral. &nbsp;Chris gives us his wedding recap. &nbsp;Finally, now that Scott is back to work and training he is making a bunch of bonehead rookie mistakes. #Spiderman, #tobeymcguire, #andrewgarfield. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss how silly it is that if you title anything on the internet Confirmed Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield are in Spider-Man No Way Home you instantly go Viral. &nbsp;Chris gives us his wedding recap. &nbsp;Finally, now that Scott is back to work and training he is making a bunch of bonehead rookie mistakes. #Spiderman, #tobeymcguire, #andrewgarfield. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/confirmed-tobey-mcguire-and-andrew-garfield-in-spider-man-3]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">88fb1ade-5ee7-4327-aeae-f08e2f962727</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/064bd265-54cd-4e3c-9057-49fab05b153a/13127286-1636780303868-132f66dd6e4ae.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cc86626a-2ba9-441f-a9d9-b3d82f1fb147/72-converted.mp3" length="90948991" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this episode we discuss how silly it is that if you title anything on the internet Confirmed Tobey McGuire and Andrew Garfield are in Spider-Man No Way Home you instantly go Viral.  Chris gives us his wedding recap.  Finally, now that Scott is back to work and training he is making a bunch of bonehead rookie mistakes. #Spiderman, #tobeymcguire, #andrewgarfield.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, check out our sweet merch www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Wedding Playlist</title><itunes:title>The Wedding Playlist</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss the Halloween Hangover. &nbsp;Then Chris got married this weekend, so we discuss wedding music and First Dance Songs. &nbsp;Is Scott's wife trying to sabotage his football team? &nbsp;Mary shares a super funny kid story. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon. &nbsp;www.nonefriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#weddingsongs #halloweenhangover #firstdance</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss the Halloween Hangover. &nbsp;Then Chris got married this weekend, so we discuss wedding music and First Dance Songs. &nbsp;Is Scott's wife trying to sabotage his football team? &nbsp;Mary shares a super funny kid story. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon. &nbsp;www.nonefriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#weddingsongs #halloweenhangover #firstdance</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-wedding-playlist]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">418a1fcd-bc35-471b-ade4-161ed8333c76</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a7a5eb47-a600-4ab4-ada7-9c0bc6226634/13127286-1636160814041-ed5fac8f83e7.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3ba67c78-444a-4e7e-abfa-701f8e89158b/71-converted.mp3" length="82304760" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>71</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss the Halloween Hangover.  Then Chris got married this weekend, so we discuss wedding music and First Dance Songs.  Is Scott&apos;s wife trying to sabotage his football team?  Mary shares a super funny kid story.  Please connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our patreon.  www.nonefriendspodcast.com.  #weddingsongs #halloweenhangover #firstdance


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>&quot;It&apos;s Halloween God Damn It!!!&quot;</title><itunes:title>&quot;It&apos;s Halloween God Damn It!!!&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Its Halloween!!!!!! &nbsp;Enjoy this episode a few hours earlier than usual! &nbsp;We discuss our Mt. Rushmore of Halloween Candy and Horror Movies. &nbsp;Scott was at it again at the Park. &nbsp;Plus other hilarity! &nbsp;Connect with us, Check our our Merch, Join our Patreon all by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com! &nbsp;</p><p>#halloweencandy, #horror films, #Halloween</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its Halloween!!!!!! &nbsp;Enjoy this episode a few hours earlier than usual! &nbsp;We discuss our Mt. Rushmore of Halloween Candy and Horror Movies. &nbsp;Scott was at it again at the Park. &nbsp;Plus other hilarity! &nbsp;Connect with us, Check our our Merch, Join our Patreon all by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com! &nbsp;</p><p>#halloweencandy, #horror films, #Halloween</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/its-halloween-god-damn-it]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">14fc702c-8ba7-413d-8068-d32df005db7b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c19d386d-e35f-4a8b-8a4b-aa4e3bbaeb98/13127286-1635536563180-1b752de4f5fd4.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2021 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8af8fd04-a0e1-418e-a5c8-db884888243b/70-converted.mp3" length="78908632" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>70</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Its Halloween!!!!!!  Enjoy this episode a few hours earlier than usual!  We discuss our Mt. Rushmore of Halloween Candy and Horror Movies.  Scott was at it again at the Park.  Plus other hilarity!  Connect with us, Check our our Merch, Join our Patreon all by visiting our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com!  
#halloweencandy, #horror films, #Halloween

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Yuck my Yum</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Yuck my Yum</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Its Episode 69!!! In this Episode The Erica Rivera our resident Sex coach joins us to discuss her upcoming Podcast "Sexpertease." &nbsp;You can support her on Patreon at www.patreon.com/theericarivera. &nbsp;We discuss some strange horror Fetishes. &nbsp;Also Erica answers our serious and not so serious questions about sex. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#sexcoach #sexpert #Dexter #you #MichaelMyers #Carrie</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its Episode 69!!! In this Episode The Erica Rivera our resident Sex coach joins us to discuss her upcoming Podcast "Sexpertease." &nbsp;You can support her on Patreon at www.patreon.com/theericarivera. &nbsp;We discuss some strange horror Fetishes. &nbsp;Also Erica answers our serious and not so serious questions about sex. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. &nbsp;#sexcoach #sexpert #Dexter #you #MichaelMyers #Carrie</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dont-yuck-my-yum]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1d54ff3d-4506-4d5f-920c-da57b7fc1b62</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/df14c355-6358-4de5-a0a0-1c4834b899a1/13127286-1634770675155-4ec9e3d37b233.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7e002caf-413e-40a6-a154-6ff9b2f18c63/69-converted.mp3" length="71169700" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>69</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Its Episode 69!!! In this Episode The Erica Rivera our resident Sex coach joins us to discuss her upcoming Podcast &quot;Sexpertease.&quot;  You can support her on Patreon at www.patreon.com/theericarivera.  We discuss some strange horror Fetishes.  Also Erica answers our serious and not so serious questions about sex.  Please connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our sweet merch at www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  #sexcoach #sexpert #Dexter #you #MichaelMyers #Carrie

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Cult of Potatoes and Chill</title><itunes:title>The Cult of Potatoes and Chill</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode, Chris tells us all about his trip to New York Comic Con. &nbsp;We discuss running as a hobby, an inspirational Boston Marathon story, and the lunatics' that set up the Savage Races. &nbsp;We chat about the resignation of Jon Gruden. &nbsp;Finally, Mary tells us what kind of cult she would start. Please connect with us, Join our Patreon, or check out our sweet Merch....www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode, Chris tells us all about his trip to New York Comic Con. &nbsp;We discuss running as a hobby, an inspirational Boston Marathon story, and the lunatics' that set up the Savage Races. &nbsp;We chat about the resignation of Jon Gruden. &nbsp;Finally, Mary tells us what kind of cult she would start. Please connect with us, Join our Patreon, or check out our sweet Merch....www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-cult-of-potatoes-and-chill]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c787db48-e873-4cf4-b0de-a16a3e42ed04</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/aa9b0932-02a1-4743-8561-37f02c7b209b/13127286-1634270352391-c1e0e5c89c5c2.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8fbe5e8d-0e25-4e9b-9b99-589e27e18bc3/68-converted.mp3" length="93163966" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>68</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode, Chris tells us all about his trip to New York Comic Con.  We discuss running as a hobby, an inspirational Boston Marathon story, and the lunatics&apos; that set up the Savage Races.  We chat about the resignation of Jon Gruden.  Finally, Mary tells us what kind of cult she would start. Please connect with us, Join our Patreon, or check out our sweet Merch....www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Man Flu Awareness Month</title><itunes:title>Man Flu Awareness Month</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Scott's Man Flu, Chris suggests that we should celebrate Man's struggles. &nbsp;Mary had a run in with her daughter "The Dark Lord's" bedroom while taking a break from mother and goose day. &nbsp;Chris makes us aware of his gambling problem. &nbsp;PSA- If you or anyone you know has a gambling addiction visit www.gamblersanonymous.org. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our Patreon, check out our Merch. &nbsp;&nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;#Manflu #sage #darklord.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Scott's Man Flu, Chris suggests that we should celebrate Man's struggles. &nbsp;Mary had a run in with her daughter "The Dark Lord's" bedroom while taking a break from mother and goose day. &nbsp;Chris makes us aware of his gambling problem. &nbsp;PSA- If you or anyone you know has a gambling addiction visit www.gamblersanonymous.org. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our Patreon, check out our Merch. &nbsp;&nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;#Manflu #sage #darklord.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/man-flu-awareness-month]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cf2300e7-3845-4935-9183-f8516b88e697</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/3d8ca62f-f08a-426c-9be1-d4a5902f881a/13127286-1633554438123-f8dcc43a1b4c4.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e2626424-cab8-4810-a9eb-a3a3b0a229dc/67-converted.mp3" length="87542833" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>67</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss Scott&apos;s Man Flu, Chris suggests that we should celebrate Man&apos;s struggles.  Mary had a run in with her daughter &quot;The Dark Lord&apos;s&quot; bedroom while taking a break from mother and goose day.  Chris makes us aware of his gambling problem.  PSA- If you or anyone you know has a gambling addiction visit www.gamblersanonymous.org.  Please connect with us, join our Patreon, check out our Merch.   www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast.  #Manflu #sage #darklord.


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Eat the Nachos</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Eat the Nachos</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Scott's trip to North Hampton, MA for a wedding. &nbsp;He dropped the ball on several Adulting responsibilities and as usual his wife had to pick up the slack. &nbsp;New Segment Content Creator Spotlight. &nbsp;Scott sits down one on one with Jarrod to discuss his love of trains and his YouTube channel. &nbsp;Mary also had a trip but her flight was canceled and she was stuck for 16 hours in New Jersey YUCK!!! &nbsp;To connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our Merch please visit linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Scott's trip to North Hampton, MA for a wedding. &nbsp;He dropped the ball on several Adulting responsibilities and as usual his wife had to pick up the slack. &nbsp;New Segment Content Creator Spotlight. &nbsp;Scott sits down one on one with Jarrod to discuss his love of trains and his YouTube channel. &nbsp;Mary also had a trip but her flight was canceled and she was stuck for 16 hours in New Jersey YUCK!!! &nbsp;To connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our Merch please visit linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/dont-eat-the-nachos]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">806abf81-ec0e-4f91-a864-780508412694</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/10da172d-3fce-4f1e-9453-b534e132f393/13127286-1633119271633-a54f33487b717.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7f44868e-b071-4a64-89a6-e52242d306ff/66-converted.mp3" length="90798526" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>66</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss Scott&apos;s trip to North Hampton, MA for a wedding.  He dropped the ball on several Adulting responsibilities and as usual his wife had to pick up the slack.  New Segment Content Creator Spotlight.  Scott sits down one on one with Jarrod to discuss his love of trains and his YouTube channel.  Mary also had a trip but her flight was canceled and she was stuck for 16 hours in New Jersey YUCK!!!  To connect with us, join our patreon, or check out our Merch please visit linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>&quot;What is this, A Sign for ANTS?&quot;</title><itunes:title>&quot;What is this, A Sign for ANTS?&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Scott's daughter and her squad and how they "arrange" sleepovers. &nbsp;Chris gives us a wedding planning update. &nbsp;And it's Halloween Prep Time. &nbsp;Scott bought what he thought would be a really cool decoration but definitely got Catfished by the picture on line. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our Patreon, and check out our Merch. &nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Scott's daughter and her squad and how they "arrange" sleepovers. &nbsp;Chris gives us a wedding planning update. &nbsp;And it's Halloween Prep Time. &nbsp;Scott bought what he thought would be a really cool decoration but definitely got Catfished by the picture on line. &nbsp;Please connect with us, join our Patreon, and check out our Merch. &nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/what-is-this-a-sign-for-ants]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b58b39e9-3a80-4d57-b349-8aa10ae71f8f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/70f57fc5-225e-4c1a-a2c4-d66b9a57d3bc/13127286-1632348451644-f52d07b61b085.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a80ada9b-0879-46ea-b324-1ea93d2a617b/65-converted.mp3" length="76864185" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>65</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss Scott&apos;s daughter and her squad and how they &quot;arrange&quot; sleepovers.  Chris gives us a wedding planning update.  And it&apos;s Halloween Prep Time.  Scott bought what he thought would be a really cool decoration but definitely got Catfished by the picture on line.  Please connect with us, join our Patreon, and check out our Merch.  www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast. 


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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Emotional Support Eagle</title><itunes:title>Emotional Support Eagle</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us. &nbsp;Chris has tried to corrupt Joe's son into rooting for the Eagles. &nbsp;Who has the worst sport team Fanbase? &nbsp;There was a Cat Rescue at Hard Rock Stadium and a really bad marriage proposal. &nbsp;Finally, Theam Park Days at home including Joe's Disney Day at home for his anniversary. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our patreon. &nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;Visit Diz Hiz at dizhiz.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us. &nbsp;Chris has tried to corrupt Joe's son into rooting for the Eagles. &nbsp;Who has the worst sport team Fanbase? &nbsp;There was a Cat Rescue at Hard Rock Stadium and a really bad marriage proposal. &nbsp;Finally, Theam Park Days at home including Joe's Disney Day at home for his anniversary. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our patreon. &nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;Visit Diz Hiz at dizhiz.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/emotional-support-eagle]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">66513db7-ba70-4255-b036-bed8e87b86fd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/abfc25b3-cb7b-4c96-9a95-403568e31004/13127286-1631807020760-7a6a01a417d92.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2ac7424b-1099-45df-8ba3-498374246e3f/64-converted.mp3" length="73390944" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>64</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us.  Chris has tried to corrupt Joe&apos;s son into rooting for the Eagles.  Who has the worst sport team Fanbase?  There was a Cat Rescue at Hard Rock Stadium and a really bad marriage proposal.  Finally, Theam Park Days at home including Joe&apos;s Disney Day at home for his anniversary.  Please connect with us, check out our merch, or join our patreon.  www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast.  Visit Diz Hiz at dizhiz.com.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>What would you Say Mary Does Here?</title><itunes:title>What would you Say Mary Does Here?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is our Bonus Episode with the full Interview with Justin and Omar discussing Crypto Currency and trying to explain exactly what Mary does for a living. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our Merch, join our Patreon. &nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is our Bonus Episode with the full Interview with Justin and Omar discussing Crypto Currency and trying to explain exactly what Mary does for a living. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our Merch, join our Patreon. &nbsp;www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/what-would-you-say-mary-does-here]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5066bcf9-0f85-4d4e-afa5-8e6010f271a5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/eac3db23-f80c-4c7f-a244-3697021950ae/13127286-1631740759841-d8493a7f5ff47.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0266713f-49eb-4687-824f-997b3a4f8c01/63-converted.mp3" length="68172933" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>63</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This is our Bonus Episode with the full Interview with Justin and Omar discussing Crypto Currency and trying to explain exactly what Mary does for a living.  Please connect with us, check out our Merch, join our Patreon.  www.linktr.ee.com/nonewfriendspodcast.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Blue Skadoo We Can Too (With Team GIna)</title><itunes:title>Blue Skadoo We Can Too (With Team GIna)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mike and Tom from the Gina McReynolds foundation join us to talk about the amazing organization. &nbsp;Please visit their website at www.teamgina.org. &nbsp;You can also watch their heartwarming video at www.teamgina.org/why. &nbsp;We also discuss the ways that we pout as adults. &nbsp;Finally, Childhood TV Icons inspired by Steve from Blues Clues. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check our our merch, or join our Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike and Tom from the Gina McReynolds foundation join us to talk about the amazing organization. &nbsp;Please visit their website at www.teamgina.org. &nbsp;You can also watch their heartwarming video at www.teamgina.org/why. &nbsp;We also discuss the ways that we pout as adults. &nbsp;Finally, Childhood TV Icons inspired by Steve from Blues Clues. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check our our merch, or join our Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/blue-skadoo-we-can-too-with-team-gina]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5951ced2-20fe-4503-aee9-fa1d39a0de38</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6d69a96a-f2dd-4830-bae2-f3a5033a5c7d/13127286-1631381186203-6e8bab7df06eb.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/def7f2b0-e3b8-46a7-a563-10088dbd8204/62-converted.mp3" length="82050849" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>62</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mike and Tom from the Gina McReynolds foundation join us to talk about the amazing organization.  Please visit their website at www.teamgina.org.  You can also watch their heartwarming video at www.teamgina.org/why.  We also discuss the ways that we pout as adults.  Finally, Childhood TV Icons inspired by Steve from Blues Clues.  Please connect with us, check our our merch, or join our Patreon.  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Childhood Nightmare Factory</title><itunes:title>Childhood Nightmare Factory</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Mary's Obsession with Dr Strange. &nbsp;We also discuss Scott's fancy movie theatre. &nbsp;Then we discuss the movies that traumatized us as kids. &nbsp;Finally, Chris had to de hoard his house a little. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our Merch, and join our Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss Mary's Obsession with Dr Strange. &nbsp;We also discuss Scott's fancy movie theatre. &nbsp;Then we discuss the movies that traumatized us as kids. &nbsp;Finally, Chris had to de hoard his house a little. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our Merch, and join our Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/childhood-nightmare-factory]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1f22c8d0-293d-49a4-aa3b-909bd2207d44</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/92d4b4a3-6374-4ba9-a245-486b317ef33d/13127286-1631139843211-b0c20794cea13.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4e59b3fd-a8d9-4a1d-87d7-e77d88941fc3/61-converted.mp3" length="76172671" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>61</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss Mary&apos;s Obsession with Dr Strange.  We also discuss Scott&apos;s fancy movie theatre.  Then we discuss the movies that traumatized us as kids.  Finally, Chris had to de hoard his house a little.  Please connect with us, check out our Merch, and join our Patreon.  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>This Could have been an Email</title><itunes:title>This Could have been an Email</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Craig Brooks from Tasty Trivia joins us again. &nbsp;We discuss Scott's inability to use modern technology for answers. &nbsp;With Chris' Wedding approaching we wanted to discuss wedding fails. &nbsp;Finally 1 lucky Patreon Member took on Mary in a battle of wits. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our Merch, or join our Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Craig Brooks from Tasty Trivia joins us again. &nbsp;We discuss Scott's inability to use modern technology for answers. &nbsp;With Chris' Wedding approaching we wanted to discuss wedding fails. &nbsp;Finally 1 lucky Patreon Member took on Mary in a battle of wits. &nbsp;Please connect with us, check out our Merch, or join our Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/this-could-have-been-an-email]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">47095d6f-fe1e-46fa-82fe-14c9ca2ec1c1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/642db2c4-841a-40e5-9faa-c27604acd607/13127286-1630688061590-6c57c8df0798.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3961bd93-1b0b-49c3-a807-26522a7dafa5/60-converted.mp3" length="80815780" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>60</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Craig Brooks from Tasty Trivia joins us again.  We discuss Scott&apos;s inability to use modern technology for answers.  With Chris&apos; Wedding approaching we wanted to discuss wedding fails.  Finally 1 lucky Patreon Member took on Mary in a battle of wits.  Please connect with us, check out our Merch, or join our Patreon.  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Virtual Wedding Crashers</title><itunes:title>Virtual Wedding Crashers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary and Scott have a brilliant and hilarious way to crash Chris and Emily's wedding. &nbsp;Mary brings us some strange Animal News. &nbsp;Finally Chris recaps us on his super funny vacation to the Outer banks. Please connect with us, check out our Merch, or Join our Patreon at: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Mary and Scott have a brilliant and hilarious way to crash Chris and Emily's wedding. &nbsp;Mary brings us some strange Animal News. &nbsp;Finally Chris recaps us on his super funny vacation to the Outer banks. Please connect with us, check out our Merch, or Join our Patreon at: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/virtual-wedding-crashers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7a0816ff-1cfd-4683-93ac-f179a81a32a7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/19951c3f-4e99-427e-ab8a-7c68d826e595/13127286-1630605545164-7495aff3e38f2.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5493b625-04f0-449f-b5c4-b532496a7ce5/59-converted.mp3" length="86780475" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>59</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Mary and Scott have a brilliant and hilarious way to crash Chris and Emily&apos;s wedding.  Mary brings us some strange Animal News.  Finally Chris recaps us on his super funny vacation to the Outer banks. Please connect with us, check out our Merch, or Join our Patreon at: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice</title><itunes:title>Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Patrick McDaniel from Movement Mortgage joins us. &nbsp;With fall right around the corner we discuss our favorite things about the Fall Season. &nbsp;We finally get to discuss How I met Your Mother. &nbsp;Patrick takes us down a rabbit hole with horrors in On-Line Dating. &nbsp;If you need assistance with a home Mortgage please contact Patrick at (407)716-7728 NMLS#: 1092937 . &nbsp;Please connect with us or check out our Merch: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Patrick McDaniel from Movement Mortgage joins us. &nbsp;With fall right around the corner we discuss our favorite things about the Fall Season. &nbsp;We finally get to discuss How I met Your Mother. &nbsp;Patrick takes us down a rabbit hole with horrors in On-Line Dating. &nbsp;If you need assistance with a home Mortgage please contact Patrick at (407)716-7728 NMLS#: 1092937 . &nbsp;Please connect with us or check out our Merch: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/pumpkin-spice-and-everything-nice]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e327450a-5a99-45b4-8ebf-dbe45db0dff0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c738e617-f6cf-4672-8402-6b3222c980d3/13127286-1630102052249-03728e768b8d.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/62cd72c4-0302-467b-80f2-2ec3a86f311b/58-converted.mp3" length="78059757" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>58</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Patrick McDaniel from Movement Mortgage joins us.  With fall right around the corner we discuss our favorite things about the Fall Season.  We finally get to discuss How I met Your Mother.  Patrick takes us down a rabbit hole with horrors in On-Line Dating.  If you need assistance with a home Mortgage please contact Patrick at (407)716-7728 NMLS#: 1092937 .  Please connect with us or check out our Merch:  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>If it Flies it Spies</title><itunes:title>If it Flies it Spies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It was a huge week for the No New Friends Podcast guest hosting on other popular podcasts. &nbsp;New Segment NNF Rewind where someone gets to prove someone else wrong. &nbsp;We discuss social anxiety and awkwardness. &nbsp;Finally, Chris brings us information about Birds aren't real a conspiracy theory website. &nbsp;Please connect with us or check out our Merch: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was a huge week for the No New Friends Podcast guest hosting on other popular podcasts. &nbsp;New Segment NNF Rewind where someone gets to prove someone else wrong. &nbsp;We discuss social anxiety and awkwardness. &nbsp;Finally, Chris brings us information about Birds aren't real a conspiracy theory website. &nbsp;Please connect with us or check out our Merch: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/if-it-flies-it-spies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ff602145-dce1-46cc-a390-7c9a7b14df7c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d7a6a35e-a07c-4779-9e4b-c52ba33923c2/13127286-1630009551407-d86238eca35ad.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/47ddc320-4b16-4473-a899-fe65007e4d59/57-converted.mp3" length="77246618" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>57</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>It was a huge week for the No New Friends Podcast guest hosting on other popular podcasts.  New Segment NNF Rewind where someone gets to prove someone else wrong.  We discuss social anxiety and awkwardness.  Finally, Chris brings us information about Birds aren&apos;t real a conspiracy theory website.  Please connect with us or check out our Merch:  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast. 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>To Be or Not To Be High Maintenance</title><itunes:title>To Be or Not To Be High Maintenance</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss major duh moments in our Adulting Fails. &nbsp;Including a fail from the most Adultiest Adult we know, Scott's Wife! &nbsp;We finally determine if Mary is high Maintenance or not including the Webster's Dictionary definition and an official quiz. &nbsp;Finally, either the editing software we use or Scott's house is being haunted by Ghost Mary. &nbsp;Please connect with us and check out our merchandise. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss major duh moments in our Adulting Fails. &nbsp;Including a fail from the most Adultiest Adult we know, Scott's Wife! &nbsp;We finally determine if Mary is high Maintenance or not including the Webster's Dictionary definition and an official quiz. &nbsp;Finally, either the editing software we use or Scott's house is being haunted by Ghost Mary. &nbsp;Please connect with us and check out our merchandise. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/to-be-or-not-to-be-high-maintenance]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">250b32f0-5ef9-4616-97fd-8e7fa6aed630</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d20c3ca4-fa61-49a8-a6bb-372af2dafabe/13127286-1629424823498-a8245a822048a.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/68c92c8e-9a3c-47a6-9180-f6c1db8fcd9a/56-converted.mp3" length="76104962" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss major duh moments in our Adulting Fails.  Including a fail from the most Adultiest Adult we know, Scott&apos;s Wife!  We finally determine if Mary is high Maintenance or not including the Webster&apos;s Dictionary definition and an official quiz.  Finally, either the editing software we use or Scott&apos;s house is being haunted by Ghost Mary.  Please connect with us and check out our merchandise.  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Battle of the Pill Sorting Lilliputians</title><itunes:title>Battle of the Pill Sorting Lilliputians</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss major work fails. &nbsp;Also Chris and Mary swap medicine stories and Chris talks about his nasal cleaner thing. &nbsp;Finally, Chris and Mary discuss why its great to be short. &nbsp;Please connect with us or check out our Merch. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss major work fails. &nbsp;Also Chris and Mary swap medicine stories and Chris talks about his nasal cleaner thing. &nbsp;Finally, Chris and Mary discuss why its great to be short. &nbsp;Please connect with us or check out our Merch. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/battle-of-the-pill-sorting-lilliputians]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">87908a15-fe2a-4d1b-88c9-a27b412f80b3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/70440443-426a-4771-84ff-8957014c0ba4/13127286-1629309932464-66dab5991c1f7.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e2e5eb7a-a73e-44e2-87c4-76b724d15004/55-converted.mp3" length="74353295" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss major work fails.  Also Chris and Mary swap medicine stories and Chris talks about his nasal cleaner thing.  Finally, Chris and Mary discuss why its great to be short.  Please connect with us or check out our Merch.  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Bachelor Party</title><itunes:title>The Bachelor Party</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is the much anticipated Bachelor Party Episode. &nbsp;We discuss Chris, Mary, and Scott's bachelor/bachelorette parties. &nbsp;Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the much anticipated Bachelor Party Episode. &nbsp;We discuss Chris, Mary, and Scott's bachelor/bachelorette parties. &nbsp;Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-bachelor-party]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">92cfc151-bb57-420a-a0e8-7067367918f2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/66a6b867-b572-4158-b470-a9df1dc4e111/13127286-1629039522239-2e9638de28bc3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7d7c1fbe-5876-4e2d-bfd0-c48865e10338/54-converted.mp3" length="75779581" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This is the much anticipated Bachelor Party Episode.  We discuss Chris, Mary, and Scott&apos;s bachelor/bachelorette parties.  Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Pet Control</title><itunes:title>Pet Control</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss how our pets absolutely control our lives. &nbsp;Mary's bosses come in to try to explain what she does. &nbsp;They also break down Crypto Currency for us. &nbsp;(Highlights of the interview are in this Episode a bonus episode with the entire episode will be out soon). &nbsp;Finally, the kids are back in school! &nbsp;Please connect with us and check out our Merchandise. https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss how our pets absolutely control our lives. &nbsp;Mary's bosses come in to try to explain what she does. &nbsp;They also break down Crypto Currency for us. &nbsp;(Highlights of the interview are in this Episode a bonus episode with the entire episode will be out soon). &nbsp;Finally, the kids are back in school! &nbsp;Please connect with us and check out our Merchandise. https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/pet-control]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">55125f49-6c08-4292-a0d5-4e7499f7ab43</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/2ece3305-218c-40f8-a345-5b94ec4f4c0f/13127286-1628781617333-697d27ad1278c.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1a693b1e-4404-4f4a-ab20-f1039a3dcbcd/53-converted.mp3" length="79221475" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss how our pets absolutely control our lives.  Mary&apos;s bosses come in to try to explain what she does.  They also break down Crypto Currency for us.  (Highlights of the interview are in this Episode a bonus episode with the entire episode will be out soon).  Finally, the kids are back in school!  Please connect with us and check out our Merchandise. https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Adventures in Grocery Shopping</title><itunes:title>Adventures in Grocery Shopping</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott went Grocery shopping all by himself. &nbsp;The gang discusses Pet Peeves and Quirks around the house. &nbsp;Finally, we find out how long it takes each of us to get ready in the morning and how much product is in our showers. &nbsp;Please connect with us: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Scott went Grocery shopping all by himself. &nbsp;The gang discusses Pet Peeves and Quirks around the house. &nbsp;Finally, we find out how long it takes each of us to get ready in the morning and how much product is in our showers. &nbsp;Please connect with us: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/adventures-in-grocery-shopping]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4b3d8dc2-f2cf-478e-bd6a-27a9b2c9de26</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/9494ba76-2eb5-407d-9060-35464348d9f1/13127286-1628283469755-7ca307ef7d7de.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f53ccb4f-5870-41a2-824e-0faba642159d/52-converted.mp3" length="72141455" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Scott went Grocery shopping all by himself.  The gang discusses Pet Peeves and Quirks around the house.  Finally, we find out how long it takes each of us to get ready in the morning and how much product is in our showers.  Please connect with us:  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Our Wives Hate Fantasy Football</title><itunes:title>Our Wives Hate Fantasy Football</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Alex from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us as we discuss our preparations for Fantasy Football and how our wives handle us during this sacred time. &nbsp;Scott brings us strange news. &nbsp;Finally, the guys discuss DYI projects and DYI fails. &nbsp;To hear Alex every week check out dizhiz.com Please visit all of our links: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast.</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us as we discuss our preparations for Fantasy Football and how our wives handle us during this sacred time. &nbsp;Scott brings us strange news. &nbsp;Finally, the guys discuss DYI projects and DYI fails. &nbsp;To hear Alex every week check out dizhiz.com Please visit all of our links: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast.</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/our-wives-hate-fantasy-football]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5baeafa2-aaf6-47a6-a259-612a7b14168c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b657e7be-39c0-49ff-b1c6-e30e3397d411/13127286-1628107031099-3151cb185d34b.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b9025a06-7403-4d1a-a03e-b55dea1443ec/51-converted.mp3" length="80148090" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Alex from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us as we discuss our preparations for Fantasy Football and how our wives handle us during this sacred time.  Scott brings us strange news.  Finally, the guys discuss DYI projects and DYI fails.  To hear Alex every week check out dizhiz.com Please visit all of our links:  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Junk Drawer with James Yon</title><itunes:title>The Junk Drawer with James Yon</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It is our 50th Episode!!!! &nbsp;We are joined by special guest Comedian James Yon! &nbsp;We discuss what is new with him. &nbsp;The gang discusses items that are in their Junk Drawer. &nbsp;Mary has more Stories from the Sunrail. &nbsp;Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is our 50th Episode!!!! &nbsp;We are joined by special guest Comedian James Yon! &nbsp;We discuss what is new with him. &nbsp;The gang discusses items that are in their Junk Drawer. &nbsp;Mary has more Stories from the Sunrail. &nbsp;Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-junk-drawer-with-james-yon]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">61d34789-9280-48c2-a66c-ac0f664b6e9b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1f2f23f4-1c3d-44df-b82f-f0306bc2930c/13127286-1627670947703-bca5eef17bcac.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d772e6bb-b4c8-4423-9a61-8684957d429d/50-converted.mp3" length="88078239" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>It is our 50th Episode!!!!  We are joined by special guest Comedian James Yon!  We discuss what is new with him.  The gang discusses items that are in their Junk Drawer.  Mary has more Stories from the Sunrail.  Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mary the Murder Coach</title><itunes:title>Mary the Murder Coach</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss obsessions, like Scott's mother's obsession with the Olympics. &nbsp;Mary has more stories from the Sunrail. &nbsp;Chris visited a very strange Estate Sale with some strange items for sale. Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;To be come a Patreon Member please join at www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss obsessions, like Scott's mother's obsession with the Olympics. &nbsp;Mary has more stories from the Sunrail. &nbsp;Chris visited a very strange Estate Sale with some strange items for sale. Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast. &nbsp;To be come a Patreon Member please join at www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mary-the-murder-coach]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c6654432-a0b4-4afe-8250-a5df5bb64856</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6201b9a5-285f-4f7e-96cb-bc4460860b6b/13127286-1627504430595-5054a6decee25.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b8a06953-7e91-45dd-908c-adba8adf28ab/49-converted.mp3" length="81048374" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss obsessions, like Scott&apos;s mother&apos;s obsession with the Olympics.  Mary has more stories from the Sunrail.  Chris visited a very strange Estate Sale with some strange items for sale. Please connect with us: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast.  To be come a Patreon Member please join at www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Scumbag Reselling Hoarder</title><itunes:title>Scumbag Reselling Hoarder</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary brings us more stories from the Ghost Train. &nbsp;Chris and Scott both need interventions with Hoarding. &nbsp;Scott realizes that there are just some things that he is too old for. &nbsp;Connect with us on all social media. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary brings us more stories from the Ghost Train. &nbsp;Chris and Scott both need interventions with Hoarding. &nbsp;Scott realizes that there are just some things that he is too old for. &nbsp;Connect with us on all social media. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/scumbag-reselling-hoarder]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dba9fa7c-612e-4256-9fa3-a3133d5a795f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4d21a896-8be5-4721-bf2c-c187565b014b/13127286-1627059842437-eddea9ce867ef.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ea19d2fd-f5fd-4970-8aac-58af82595d9c/48-converted.mp3" length="78709266" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary brings us more stories from the Ghost Train.  Chris and Scott both need interventions with Hoarding.  Scott realizes that there are just some things that he is too old for.  Connect with us on all social media.  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Guys Night Out</title><itunes:title>Guys Night Out</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The Guys have the show to themselves in this Episode. &nbsp;So what do they discuss? &nbsp;That's right Sports and peeing in public. &nbsp;Also Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast stops by to discuss their most recent episode with a Disney Imagineer. &nbsp;Please connect with us on Social Media, You Tube, and Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Guys have the show to themselves in this Episode. &nbsp;So what do they discuss? &nbsp;That's right Sports and peeing in public. &nbsp;Also Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast stops by to discuss their most recent episode with a Disney Imagineer. &nbsp;Please connect with us on Social Media, You Tube, and Patreon. &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/guys-night-out]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a1dfe009-afce-465a-8b9d-cc54c1723b90</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/39839c2b-9f2b-40f9-af7a-6b336302f828/13127286-1626984213662-43f17eb9499ba.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e1171df0-85fa-42ac-98a0-37d6813a62dd/47-converted.mp3" length="79620835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>The Guys have the show to themselves in this Episode.  So what do they discuss?  That&apos;s right Sports and peeing in public.  Also Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast stops by to discuss their most recent episode with a Disney Imagineer.  Please connect with us on Social Media, You Tube, and Patreon.  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mary the Friendly Ghost Train</title><itunes:title>Mary the Friendly Ghost Train</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Super spooky Episode. &nbsp;We don't know if Mary is a ghost or from another dimension. &nbsp;We discuss the crazy things that kids say. &nbsp;Chris discusses conspiracy theories including the Mandela Effect. &nbsp;Please connect with us here are all our links: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Super spooky Episode. &nbsp;We don't know if Mary is a ghost or from another dimension. &nbsp;We discuss the crazy things that kids say. &nbsp;Chris discusses conspiracy theories including the Mandela Effect. &nbsp;Please connect with us here are all our links: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mary-the-friendly-ghost-train]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f2b582c3-d618-4175-a02d-ce8a2b70df1e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1b78fb93-85b6-4c2c-ac8c-4ccdeb214ce2/13127286-1626401617800-cf807cf1efe76.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/733a18da-24c2-412e-9955-4885a89d8c0d/46-converted.mp3" length="81811986" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Super spooky Episode.  We don&apos;t know if Mary is a ghost or from another dimension.  We discuss the crazy things that kids say.  Chris discusses conspiracy theories including the Mandela Effect.  Please connect with us here are all our links:  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Limited Release Uncircumcised Scissors</title><itunes:title>Limited Release Uncircumcised Scissors</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss major adulting fails. &nbsp;Mary has more stories from the Sunrail, including an unwelcome neighbor and the trip of the year. &nbsp;Chris is now a Scumbag Reseller and has stories from Walmart! &nbsp;Please connect with us all of our links are here: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode we discuss major adulting fails. &nbsp;Mary has more stories from the Sunrail, including an unwelcome neighbor and the trip of the year. &nbsp;Chris is now a Scumbag Reseller and has stories from Walmart! &nbsp;Please connect with us all of our links are here: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/limited-release-uncircumcised-scissors]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f06892f1-0fac-43e8-ae1d-9c908e17078c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/558b0b52-dad8-4f15-b211-51c6682f1827/13127286-1626299247236-d2150199983af.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4096f03d-4c16-4f4b-925e-d2ee5511ac62/45-converted.mp3" length="88219927" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode we discuss major adulting fails.  Mary has more stories from the Sunrail, including an unwelcome neighbor and the trip of the year.  Chris is now a Scumbag Reseller and has stories from Walmart!  Please connect with us all of our links are here: https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The One When Mary has a Bad Hair Day</title><itunes:title>The One When Mary has a Bad Hair Day</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Dane from Big Beautiful Disney joins us to discuss his exciting You Tube Channel. &nbsp;"Big Beautiful Disney". &nbsp;Mary has a new Segment to temporarily replace "Car Line Chronicles" &nbsp;its Called "Stories from the Sun Rail" &nbsp;Super funny story about Mary's adventures in public transportation. &nbsp;Connect with us. &nbsp;Here are all of our links: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dane from Big Beautiful Disney joins us to discuss his exciting You Tube Channel. &nbsp;"Big Beautiful Disney". &nbsp;Mary has a new Segment to temporarily replace "Car Line Chronicles" &nbsp;its Called "Stories from the Sun Rail" &nbsp;Super funny story about Mary's adventures in public transportation. &nbsp;Connect with us. &nbsp;Here are all of our links: &nbsp;https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-one-when-mary-has-a-bad-hair-day]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1c9e1808-5d63-4e48-97ae-ffec9ce79673</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/72cf5d5f-c315-43b0-abb3-0b4462fd77cf/13127286-1625762493246-0b0f0193dd51a.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d3fc1495-15e5-4727-8eda-3f04ce4da4a7/44-converted.mp3" length="76807133" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>44</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Dane from Big Beautiful Disney joins us to discuss his exciting You Tube Channel.  &quot;Big Beautiful Disney&quot;.  Mary has a new Segment to temporarily replace &quot;Car Line Chronicles&quot;  its Called &quot;Stories from the Sun Rail&quot;  Super funny story about Mary&apos;s adventures in public transportation.  Connect with us.  Here are all of our links:  https://linktr.ee/nonewfriendspodcast

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>This Place is a Simulation</title><itunes:title>This Place is a Simulation</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary brace themselves for Hurricane Elsa and discuss what they do to get ready vs what Chris does in Jersey. &nbsp;Mary is a public transportation stop snob since her train stop is in a Posh area of town. &nbsp;Chris gives us a rundown of his vacation to the Mountains. &nbsp;Where he encountered overpriced Pie, pumping his own gas, and MOUNTAIN MEN!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary brace themselves for Hurricane Elsa and discuss what they do to get ready vs what Chris does in Jersey. &nbsp;Mary is a public transportation stop snob since her train stop is in a Posh area of town. &nbsp;Chris gives us a rundown of his vacation to the Mountains. &nbsp;Where he encountered overpriced Pie, pumping his own gas, and MOUNTAIN MEN!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/this-place-is-a-simulation]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fdf66ea7-c5d0-495e-9ec0-aee197122e75</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ec6512c5-f77e-4ffd-8fb1-1ba44e876b38/13127286-1625690292351-e0e0c8298b77c.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9d2db4eb-ba63-4456-8d25-cd42ddf1bf5d/43-converted.mp3" length="74918167" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott and Mary brace themselves for Hurricane Elsa and discuss what they do to get ready vs what Chris does in Jersey.  Mary is a public transportation stop snob since her train stop is in a Posh area of town.  Chris gives us a rundown of his vacation to the Mountains.  Where he encountered overpriced Pie, pumping his own gas, and MOUNTAIN MEN!!!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>#Saladgate 2: The other side of the story!!!</title><itunes:title>#Saladgate 2: The other side of the story!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>There is a major update to #saladgate. &nbsp;So we discuss. &nbsp;Scott had to admit to being wrong. &nbsp;Mary shares the stories of her nephew's birth. &nbsp;</p><p>#saladgate #debunked #laboranddelivery</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a major update to #saladgate. &nbsp;So we discuss. &nbsp;Scott had to admit to being wrong. &nbsp;Mary shares the stories of her nephew's birth. &nbsp;</p><p>#saladgate #debunked #laboranddelivery</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/saladgate-2-the-other-side-of-the-story]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0784fd3b-e384-40cd-a6ec-a959f27762fa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1c8e2680-3abf-4844-934e-bf7b360db9cd/13127286-1663360766328-c1b491735c676.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4f3d1add-6579-4c79-91b1-620d211fda62/42-converted.mp3" length="57019065" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>There is a major update to #saladgate.  So we discuss.  Scott had to admit to being wrong.  Mary shares the stories of her nephew&apos;s birth.  

#saladgate #debunked #laboranddelivery

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>#Saladgate</title><itunes:title>#Saladgate</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary is with her sister about to give birth so the gang discusses labor and delivery as well as the mother's perspective vs the father's. &nbsp;Wedding invite etiquette. &nbsp;Scott used to grocery shop at 7-11. &nbsp;Plus the viral story out of the Orlando, Florida Area Salad Gate. &nbsp;We play the clip and the gang discusses at length in this controversial news story. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;#saladgate #shoppingatseveneleven #laborand delivery</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary is with her sister about to give birth so the gang discusses labor and delivery as well as the mother's perspective vs the father's. &nbsp;Wedding invite etiquette. &nbsp;Scott used to grocery shop at 7-11. &nbsp;Plus the viral story out of the Orlando, Florida Area Salad Gate. &nbsp;We play the clip and the gang discusses at length in this controversial news story. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;#saladgate #shoppingatseveneleven #laborand delivery</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/saladgate]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">289ebbfb-3b31-4589-bdbb-74b784a2d6af</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d57bbca7-0ebb-4e1e-b623-2a5de69100fd/13127286-1625148203801-e777d97be78c.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/318b6c56-c34f-480a-b518-1ad618ba8951/41-converted.mp3" length="89648093" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary is with her sister about to give birth so the gang discusses labor and delivery as well as the mother&apos;s perspective vs the father&apos;s.  Wedding invite etiquette.  Scott used to grocery shop at 7-11.  Plus the viral story out of the Orlando, Florida Area Salad Gate.  We play the clip and the gang discusses at length in this controversial news story.    #saladgate #shoppingatseveneleven #laborand delivery

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Belly Dancing Sex Guru</title><itunes:title>Belly Dancing Sex Guru</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Sex Coach Erica Rivera joins us to discuss everything SEX!!! &nbsp;Extremely Educational and Entertaining Episode! &nbsp;You can connect with Erica anywhere (The Erica Rivera). &nbsp;#sexcoach #sexguru #sexeducation</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sex Coach Erica Rivera joins us to discuss everything SEX!!! &nbsp;Extremely Educational and Entertaining Episode! &nbsp;You can connect with Erica anywhere (The Erica Rivera). &nbsp;#sexcoach #sexguru #sexeducation</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/belly-dancing-sex-guru]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">93fae8af-65f2-4967-b598-ff82979ccc4f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/40d90eb0-e0d2-4066-9b03-cdd708533f95/13127286-1624800911247-cc21000c4ce01.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/19372cee-b810-4156-a2df-152d05da873a/40-converted.mp3" length="95656675" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>40</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Sex Coach Erica Rivera joins us to discuss everything SEX!!!  Extremely Educational and Entertaining Episode!  You can connect with Erica anywhere (The Erica Rivera).  #sexcoach #sexguru #sexeducation

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!</title><itunes:title>The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>So much to unpack in this Episode. The Gang discusses the "The Cucumber Incident" at EPCOT's Living with the Land. &nbsp;Scott had his first taste of the excitements and dangers of the Facebook Marketplace. &nbsp;Scott was gearing up for the NBA draft Lottery, and the Gang discusses Boy Bands!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So much to unpack in this Episode. The Gang discusses the "The Cucumber Incident" at EPCOT's Living with the Land. &nbsp;Scott had his first taste of the excitements and dangers of the Facebook Marketplace. &nbsp;Scott was gearing up for the NBA draft Lottery, and the Gang discusses Boy Bands!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-snozzberries-taste-like-snozzberries]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">871d78d9-1d76-4cbe-827d-be4af14ca034</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/753d2c90-370e-4453-923f-8d9756fcf886/13127286-1624565787400-38d08998b45a2.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/05a44384-7240-4263-b56b-22d81cbf67b9/39-converted.mp3" length="74261135" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>39</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>So much to unpack in this Episode. The Gang discusses the &quot;The Cucumber Incident&quot; at EPCOT&apos;s Living with the Land.  Scott had his first taste of the excitements and dangers of the Facebook Marketplace.  Scott was gearing up for the NBA draft Lottery, and the Gang discusses Boy Bands!!!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Colorado Jones and the Mysterious Jade Object</title><itunes:title>Colorado Jones and the Mysterious Jade Object</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The gang plays "What is it worth Find of the Week" &nbsp;No New Friends Podcast is a finalist for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Readers poll. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Mary wants to have 15 more babies. &nbsp;Scott tells the heartwarming story about his dog Linda.....and much much more! &nbsp;</p><p>#orlandoweekly #indianajones #dogadoption #russandbo2.0</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang plays "What is it worth Find of the Week" &nbsp;No New Friends Podcast is a finalist for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Readers poll. &nbsp;vote.orlandoweekly.com. &nbsp;Mary wants to have 15 more babies. &nbsp;Scott tells the heartwarming story about his dog Linda.....and much much more! &nbsp;</p><p>#orlandoweekly #indianajones #dogadoption #russandbo2.0</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/colorado-jones-and-the-mysterious-jade-object]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b483d7a8-49c9-45e6-82a4-1deeaea24eae</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6b6dd829-7e0f-4e2f-b162-b2d5247debb0/13127286-1623951865494-d06377e41ade4.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2021 23:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/226398ae-425a-45de-8caa-ea407abb8d37/38-converted.mp3" length="78282947" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>38</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>The gang plays &quot;What is it worth Find of the Week&quot;  No New Friends Podcast is a finalist for Orlando Weekly Best of Orlando Readers poll.  vote.orlandoweekly.com.  Mary wants to have 15 more babies.  Scott tells the heartwarming story about his dog Linda.....and much much more!  
#orlandoweekly #indianajones #dogadoption #russandbo2.0

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Saharan Dust</title><itunes:title>Saharan Dust</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>There is a Dust storm approaching Florida. &nbsp;We seemed to make a bigger deal about it during 2020. &nbsp;MCU fans are trying to cancel Tony Stark. &nbsp;Mary has started a new form of currency in her house. &nbsp;Theme park Crop Dusting problems and much more! PS 3rd segment may be the funniest segment we have ever produced! Please vote for us for Best Local Podcast under the category Best Local Color on Orlando Weekly Reader's Best of Orlando Poll. &nbsp;www.orlandoweekly.com. #tonystark #saharandust #cancelculture</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a Dust storm approaching Florida. &nbsp;We seemed to make a bigger deal about it during 2020. &nbsp;MCU fans are trying to cancel Tony Stark. &nbsp;Mary has started a new form of currency in her house. &nbsp;Theme park Crop Dusting problems and much more! PS 3rd segment may be the funniest segment we have ever produced! Please vote for us for Best Local Podcast under the category Best Local Color on Orlando Weekly Reader's Best of Orlando Poll. &nbsp;www.orlandoweekly.com. #tonystark #saharandust #cancelculture</p><p>--- </p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/saharan-dust]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9ce8f2de-74c0-4aa6-835d-5852776185c4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/af69b92b-ee36-4c38-8cd0-38dc405c8ee6/13127286-1623869069635-d6589c4755328.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e625300c-7957-4f19-b644-2cfabfb3dfab/37-converted.mp3" length="77993929" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>37</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>There is a Dust storm approaching Florida.  We seemed to make a bigger deal about it during 2020.  MCU fans are trying to cancel Tony Stark.  Mary has started a new form of currency in her house.  Theme park Crop Dusting problems and much more! PS 3rd segment may be the funniest segment we have ever produced! Please vote for us for Best Local Podcast under the category Best Local Color on Orlando Weekly Reader&apos;s Best of Orlando Poll.  www.orlandoweekly.com. #tonystark #saharandust #cancelculture

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mystery Box</title><itunes:title>Mystery Box</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Contained in this episode are several Mysteries. &nbsp;What did Chris get in the Box? &nbsp;Why is this episode so short? &nbsp;Find out some of the answers in this Episode. &nbsp;Other answers tune in Thursday. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Contained in this episode are several Mysteries. &nbsp;What did Chris get in the Box? &nbsp;Why is this episode so short? &nbsp;Find out some of the answers in this Episode. &nbsp;Other answers tune in Thursday. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mystery-box]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6c7cbee9-19af-4031-8190-7e9d528eac5a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/2b6f98fe-f517-43a7-913e-62160f91b2fd/13127286-1623632238931-7d8b24892d505.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2021 00:57:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/245d9a24-0c45-491b-bac2-eba116b849c6/36-converted.mp3" length="35787783" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>24:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Contained in this episode are several Mysteries.  What did Chris get in the Box?  Why is this episode so short?  Find out some of the answers in this Episode.  Other answers tune in Thursday.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>All about Disney</title><itunes:title>All about Disney</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us to discuss the latest on the Diz Hiz, Disney Parks discussions and more. &nbsp;Scott has beef with Alex from Diz Hiz for hating on Figment. &nbsp;The gang discuses Pride Days at Disney. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us to discuss the latest on the Diz Hiz, Disney Parks discussions and more. &nbsp;Scott has beef with Alex from Diz Hiz for hating on Figment. &nbsp;The gang discuses Pride Days at Disney. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/all-about-disney]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2f983af4-56a9-4c05-ab07-1c164c624d71</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a657df4a-b895-450d-a0af-587d4c19de79/13127286-1623341251103-c58ac1910c1f6.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ac42a82b-7eee-401a-bdc3-a97306b4412f/35-converted.mp3" length="82963672" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Joe from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us to discuss the latest on the Diz Hiz, Disney Parks discussions and more.  Scott has beef with Alex from Diz Hiz for hating on Figment.  The gang discuses Pride Days at Disney.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Croc Addiction</title><itunes:title>Croc Addiction</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We find out 2 strange facts about Chris. &nbsp;1) He has a Croc Addiction. &nbsp;2) A Ghost Fetish. &nbsp;The gang talks about LBGTQ depiction in TV and Movies. &nbsp;Brandi and Maria join us from EXP Realty. &nbsp;You can contact them at winterspringsliving.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We find out 2 strange facts about Chris. &nbsp;1) He has a Croc Addiction. &nbsp;2) A Ghost Fetish. &nbsp;The gang talks about LBGTQ depiction in TV and Movies. &nbsp;Brandi and Maria join us from EXP Realty. &nbsp;You can contact them at winterspringsliving.com. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/croc-addiction]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">23f76fb0-34b5-4713-ab73-59a63feb772b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35088e78-ec4a-49e6-b1bf-b8310742f9f8/13127286-1622903125048-da1e3c90f4471.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6c5ed605-da25-4f71-8ec0-0548a8192e16/34-converted.mp3" length="83994987" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>We find out 2 strange facts about Chris.  1) He has a Croc Addiction.  2) A Ghost Fetish.  The gang talks about LBGTQ depiction in TV and Movies.  Brandi and Maria join us from EXP Realty.  You can contact them at winterspringsliving.com.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Happy Pride Month</title><itunes:title>Happy Pride Month</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott made a lot of Universal Passholders angry with the recent YouTube Video. &nbsp;Mary talks about her visit at the Great Wolf Lodge. &nbsp;Chris just had a birthday!!! &nbsp;Scott hosted like 50 kids for his daughter's birthday. &nbsp;The gang has a great conversation about the importance of Pride Month!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott made a lot of Universal Passholders angry with the recent YouTube Video. &nbsp;Mary talks about her visit at the Great Wolf Lodge. &nbsp;Chris just had a birthday!!! &nbsp;Scott hosted like 50 kids for his daughter's birthday. &nbsp;The gang has a great conversation about the importance of Pride Month!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/happy-pride-month]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a067cfa9-77b3-4ed8-9410-a73620a20905</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4989aa52-84bd-4808-9fb2-5e367fc6b4fc/13127286-1622665539384-da272d015d6d6.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2021 23:57:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c07fc836-7528-4f3d-9d5c-4d655ec814cc/33-converted.mp3" length="72515738" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott made a lot of Universal Passholders angry with the recent YouTube Video.  Mary talks about her visit at the Great Wolf Lodge.  Chris just had a birthday!!!  Scott hosted like 50 kids for his daughter&apos;s birthday.  The gang has a great conversation about the importance of Pride Month! 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>History Time</title><itunes:title>History Time</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The Gang breaks down the first 30 Episodes of the No New Friends Podcast. &nbsp;Including behind the scenes stories, lead ups, and bloopers. &nbsp;Also some never before heard audio from after the episode ended. &nbsp;It is a great recap and a unique take on a best of Episode with some of your favorite clips. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Gang breaks down the first 30 Episodes of the No New Friends Podcast. &nbsp;Including behind the scenes stories, lead ups, and bloopers. &nbsp;Also some never before heard audio from after the episode ended. &nbsp;It is a great recap and a unique take on a best of Episode with some of your favorite clips. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/history-time]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">27fdd658-18d3-4387-a0df-cfdfa6ba0934</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f6029a8c-73f4-43d3-abd7-c8af114f1188/13127286-1622062293202-f09ac3a3be2de.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a0cda946-2229-4ec0-b2c0-b724327ae614/32-converted.mp3" length="113831630" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:18:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>The Gang breaks down the first 30 Episodes of the No New Friends Podcast.  Including behind the scenes stories, lead ups, and bloopers.  Also some never before heard audio from after the episode ended.  It is a great recap and a unique take on a best of Episode with some of your favorite clips.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mt. Rushmore of Saturday Night Live</title><itunes:title>Mt. Rushmore of Saturday Night Live</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott had a jam packed weekend including Birthday Fails, Fancy Steak Dinners, and Drinking around the World at Epcot. &nbsp;Scott's favorite childhood restaurant turns out to be the place where nightmares are made. &nbsp;Chris brings us down the Mt. Rushmore of SNL Cast members. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott had a jam packed weekend including Birthday Fails, Fancy Steak Dinners, and Drinking around the World at Epcot. &nbsp;Scott's favorite childhood restaurant turns out to be the place where nightmares are made. &nbsp;Chris brings us down the Mt. Rushmore of SNL Cast members. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p><br></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mt-rushmore-of-saturday-night-live]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">615b29e4-1221-4d43-9dfe-7d27d1c35155</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/518d1d04-4846-4630-aeda-6b8751d644c9/13127286-1621961853002-ae8b710ed0f5c.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7a26ceb3-fdfb-4e6d-ae00-12578704cc60/EP-2031.mp3" length="102076764" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary and Scott had a jam packed weekend including Birthday Fails, Fancy Steak Dinners, and Drinking around the World at Epcot.  Scott&apos;s favorite childhood restaurant turns out to be the place where nightmares are made.  Chris brings us down the Mt. Rushmore of SNL Cast members.   

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>American Idol Bust</title><itunes:title>American Idol Bust</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Alex from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us to discuss Disney History and the latest from the Diz Hiz Podcast. &nbsp;The gang discusses the Veloci Wig and that Sham. &nbsp;Scott reveals a secret about his history with American Idol. &nbsp;Alex signed up to be a contestant on Legends of the Hidden Temple and Mary wants to be on Super Market Sweep. &nbsp;Mary attempts to explain her Job to the guys. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us to discuss Disney History and the latest from the Diz Hiz Podcast. &nbsp;The gang discusses the Veloci Wig and that Sham. &nbsp;Scott reveals a secret about his history with American Idol. &nbsp;Alex signed up to be a contestant on Legends of the Hidden Temple and Mary wants to be on Super Market Sweep. &nbsp;Mary attempts to explain her Job to the guys. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/american-idol-bust]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">58e1b92c-c940-4c61-bc92-9eb65d3bcbd2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/154f9b85-e5aa-4950-8fc9-1195273e9b29/13127286-1621614570518-a0ed4b1623787.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2021 21:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8d74e069-ec21-479a-9a70-8190c93c4750/30-converted.mp3" length="73739020" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Alex from the Diz Hiz Podcast joins us to discuss Disney History and the latest from the Diz Hiz Podcast.  The gang discusses the Veloci Wig and that Sham.  Scott reveals a secret about his history with American Idol.  Alex signed up to be a contestant on Legends of the Hidden Temple and Mary wants to be on Super Market Sweep.  Mary attempts to explain her Job to the guys.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The One When Chris Hates Friends</title><itunes:title>The One When Chris Hates Friends</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Turns out Chris Hates Friends. &nbsp;We discuss rewatchable sit-coms. &nbsp;Scott and Mary gets into an argument about her new Keto diet. &nbsp;Scott, Mary, and Chris reveal their Mt Rushmore of chip type snacks. &nbsp;Mary discusses on of her kid’s experience with Sex Education! Finally, Chris discusses why he hates Friends and thinks that Jennifer Aniston is the worst actress ever. &nbsp;Visit our Patreon for exclusive and bonus content. &nbsp;www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Turns out Chris Hates Friends. &nbsp;We discuss rewatchable sit-coms. &nbsp;Scott and Mary gets into an argument about her new Keto diet. &nbsp;Scott, Mary, and Chris reveal their Mt Rushmore of chip type snacks. &nbsp;Mary discusses on of her kid’s experience with Sex Education! Finally, Chris discusses why he hates Friends and thinks that Jennifer Aniston is the worst actress ever. &nbsp;Visit our Patreon for exclusive and bonus content. &nbsp;www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-one-when-chris-hates-friends]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">247e95c9-51e2-43c0-99d0-21117d074124</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/64e4d302-3da0-4a05-9e94-b4c1a3e424cb/13127286-1621527113530-9f4b131584906.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/57b89d93-3dc5-4695-9431-2495116b4e75/29-converted.mp3" length="69581162" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Turns out Chris Hates Friends.  We discuss rewatchable sit-coms.  Scott and Mary gets into an argument about her new Keto diet.  Scott, Mary, and Chris reveal their Mt Rushmore of chip type snacks.  Mary discusses on of her kid’s experience with Sex Education! Finally, Chris discusses why he hates Friends and thinks that Jennifer Aniston is the worst actress ever.  Visit our Patreon for exclusive and bonus content.  www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Red touches Yellow Could Kill a Fellow</title><itunes:title>Red touches Yellow Could Kill a Fellow</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott had a run in with a Coral Snake as he was walking his dog. &nbsp;Mary threw a Baby Shower and wants to eat kids. &nbsp;Mary brings us Strange News and makes some bad puns. &nbsp;The gang runs down the new Mask rules at the Orlando Theme Parks. &nbsp;Finally, discuss their favorite Disney Restaurant. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott had a run in with a Coral Snake as he was walking his dog. &nbsp;Mary threw a Baby Shower and wants to eat kids. &nbsp;Mary brings us Strange News and makes some bad puns. &nbsp;The gang runs down the new Mask rules at the Orlando Theme Parks. &nbsp;Finally, discuss their favorite Disney Restaurant. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/red-touches-yellow-could-kill-a-fellow]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">36d9d525-5b12-442a-b489-bf5e932b8607</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c9e6c872-5edf-4825-aed3-3f91eecdccb7/13127286-1621398335054-c44ba3994ab17.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2021 04:25:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5a0e09f0-a7d3-4396-b10d-444452ec1326/28-converted.mp3" length="64625211" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>44:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott had a run in with a Coral Snake as he was walking his dog.  Mary threw a Baby Shower and wants to eat kids.  Mary brings us Strange News and makes some bad puns.  The gang runs down the new Mask rules at the Orlando Theme Parks.  Finally, discuss their favorite Disney Restaurant.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Jersey Sucks and Bad Tweets</title><itunes:title>Jersey Sucks and Bad Tweets</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris discusses his newly discovered Gluten Sensitivity. &nbsp;The gang addresses why New Jersey Sucks. &nbsp;We discuss the new CDC guidelines. &nbsp;Chris takes us down memory lane and has a few questions for Scott and Mary regarding things said in previous episodes. &nbsp;Chris discovered Scott's Twitter page and reads some really bad tweets. &nbsp;Visit our Patreon Page for exclusive content www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this Episode Chris discusses his newly discovered Gluten Sensitivity. &nbsp;The gang addresses why New Jersey Sucks. &nbsp;We discuss the new CDC guidelines. &nbsp;Chris takes us down memory lane and has a few questions for Scott and Mary regarding things said in previous episodes. &nbsp;Chris discovered Scott's Twitter page and reads some really bad tweets. &nbsp;Visit our Patreon Page for exclusive content www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast.&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/jersey-sucks-and-bad-tweets]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5ee290b7-f4b5-4561-aa9c-75632b21c657</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ee9ef009-1c79-4c5d-b019-05902d596236/13127286-1621006667242-a1d78713bb536.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ea5b0a4f-1673-460f-98da-5a366bf0db8e/27-converted.mp3" length="81580143" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In this Episode Chris discusses his newly discovered Gluten Sensitivity.  The gang addresses why New Jersey Sucks.  We discuss the new CDC guidelines.  Chris takes us down memory lane and has a few questions for Scott and Mary regarding things said in previous episodes.  Chris discovered Scott&apos;s Twitter page and reads some really bad tweets.  Visit our Patreon Page for exclusive content www.patreon.com/nonewfriendspodcast. 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>&quot;D&quot; Picks are never OK!!!</title><itunes:title>&quot;D&quot; Picks are never OK!!!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Brad from "The Gentleman's Room" Podcast stops by to discuss his Podcast all about being a Gentleman. &nbsp;In his most recent episode he discussed swear word etiquette. &nbsp;In his upcoming episode he discusses that "D" picks are never ok. &nbsp;Mary is in a bad mood because of her dog and Game of Thrones. &nbsp;We discuss the Gas Crisis and much more! &nbsp;Please visit our Patreon for exclusive and behind the scenes content. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brad from "The Gentleman's Room" Podcast stops by to discuss his Podcast all about being a Gentleman. &nbsp;In his most recent episode he discussed swear word etiquette. &nbsp;In his upcoming episode he discusses that "D" picks are never ok. &nbsp;Mary is in a bad mood because of her dog and Game of Thrones. &nbsp;We discuss the Gas Crisis and much more! &nbsp;Please visit our Patreon for exclusive and behind the scenes content. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/d-picks-are-never-ok]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2262778a-9e2e-4a48-aa55-e881c90fa72b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/51587865-f8ac-4a2b-a199-872066692494/13127286-1620919745202-d47c0096c07fe.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1b4ffdca-e9d4-4d6f-8cd6-2e2985c8d6f1/26-converted.mp3" length="73439343" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Brad from &quot;The Gentleman&apos;s Room&quot; Podcast stops by to discuss his Podcast all about being a Gentleman.  In his most recent episode he discussed swear word etiquette.  In his upcoming episode he discusses that &quot;D&quot; picks are never ok.  Mary is in a bad mood because of her dog and Game of Thrones.  We discuss the Gas Crisis and much more!  Please visit our Patreon for exclusive and behind the scenes content.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Sponge Bob and the Ice Cream Truck</title><itunes:title>Sponge Bob and the Ice Cream Truck</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>NNF Podcast welcomes Chris as a permanent cast member. &nbsp;Mary discusses her Mother's Day. &nbsp;Scott discusses his garage sale and a visit from the Ice Cream Truck. &nbsp;Mary lets us know about her first day at work. &nbsp;The guys reveal horror stories at jobs. &nbsp;Mary brings us STRANGE NEWS!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NNF Podcast welcomes Chris as a permanent cast member. &nbsp;Mary discusses her Mother's Day. &nbsp;Scott discusses his garage sale and a visit from the Ice Cream Truck. &nbsp;Mary lets us know about her first day at work. &nbsp;The guys reveal horror stories at jobs. &nbsp;Mary brings us STRANGE NEWS!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/sponge-bob-and-the-ice-cream-truck]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0546045a-cb39-44d0-a391-d6c91d79be74</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/fbb928f6-f4c6-4fb9-9f32-a159ae36707c/13127286-1620759112413-405cf313ac9fc.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f3919ab0-aa55-4ea5-b179-633196780e07/25-converted.mp3" length="105128591" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>NNF Podcast welcomes Chris as a permanent cast member.  Mary discusses her Mother&apos;s Day.  Scott discusses his garage sale and a visit from the Ice Cream Truck.  Mary lets us know about her first day at work.  The guys reveal horror stories at jobs.  Mary brings us STRANGE NEWS! 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Hustle and Wedding Sham</title><itunes:title>Hustle and Wedding Sham</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Chris Yobb subs in for Mary in this Episode.... so its Guys Day! &nbsp;Chris discusses his hustle as a Book Sales guy. &nbsp;Theme park talk, Mother's Day Shout out, and the Wedding industry is a Sham with all the add on expenses! &nbsp;Subscribe and share our YouTube Channel. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris Yobb subs in for Mary in this Episode.... so its Guys Day! &nbsp;Chris discusses his hustle as a Book Sales guy. &nbsp;Theme park talk, Mother's Day Shout out, and the Wedding industry is a Sham with all the add on expenses! &nbsp;Subscribe and share our YouTube Channel. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/hustle-and-wedding-sham]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5b721fae-b2ca-4605-8312-d236e4844aaa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f71f6430-c33d-4859-a871-8af422ba3063/13127286-1620397708565-405d69e34e29b.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5075551e-ec03-46f8-aeac-fbe6f09d47cf/24-converted.mp3" length="76480623" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Chris Yobb subs in for Mary in this Episode.... so its Guys Day!  Chris discusses his hustle as a Book Sales guy.  Theme park talk, Mother&apos;s Day Shout out, and the Wedding industry is a Sham with all the add on expenses!  Subscribe and share our YouTube Channel.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Drunk Fairy Dust and Cheap Glamour Shots</title><itunes:title>Drunk Fairy Dust and Cheap Glamour Shots</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Chris Yobb from Diz Journey and Remy's Roundtable joins the NNF Podcast. &nbsp;The gang discusses dating in High School vs Dating as an adult. &nbsp;Mary visited Scott and his wife and sprinkled her Drunk Fairy Dust and just left. &nbsp;Mayr's daughter helps educate the gang on urban and current slang. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris Yobb from Diz Journey and Remy's Roundtable joins the NNF Podcast. &nbsp;The gang discusses dating in High School vs Dating as an adult. &nbsp;Mary visited Scott and his wife and sprinkled her Drunk Fairy Dust and just left. &nbsp;Mayr's daughter helps educate the gang on urban and current slang. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/drunk-fairy-dust-and-cheap-glamour-shots]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ce238f50-1d4c-4a9c-9513-d2617046d2b5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/9e740048-1c4e-4f9f-bb30-ce356ac2bdd3/13127286-1620316204698-a85c1345072a2.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9bc75f79-428a-4249-971b-c802a47e8722/23-converted.mp3" length="74111422" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Chris Yobb from Diz Journey and Remy&apos;s Roundtable joins the NNF Podcast.  The gang discusses dating in High School vs Dating as an adult.  Mary visited Scott and his wife and sprinkled her Drunk Fairy Dust and just left.  Mayr&apos;s daughter helps educate the gang on urban and current slang.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>High School Glory Days</title><itunes:title>High School Glory Days</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary discuss their night at Mainline Marketing and the free booze. &nbsp;Scott talks about his day clearing out his storage unit and address his hoarding issues and keeping his kids baby teeth. &nbsp;Mary educates us on how to hide a body. &nbsp;More Car Line Chronicles. &nbsp;High School Glory days and more. &nbsp;Please nominate us on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Please subscribe to our YouTube Channel. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary discuss their night at Mainline Marketing and the free booze. &nbsp;Scott talks about his day clearing out his storage unit and address his hoarding issues and keeping his kids baby teeth. &nbsp;Mary educates us on how to hide a body. &nbsp;More Car Line Chronicles. &nbsp;High School Glory days and more. &nbsp;Please nominate us on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Please subscribe to our YouTube Channel. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/high-school-glory-days]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2bebdc46-3f69-4332-b8f9-71d97d22e308</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/2ab92361-d3d4-4c4e-b3ea-7c0ad283e581/13127286-1620133434643-2101e2e9a953a.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/de694948-e635-472e-b1cf-4ef8e6295f79/22-converted.mp3" length="69648871" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott and Mary discuss their night at Mainline Marketing and the free booze.  Scott talks about his day clearing out his storage unit and address his hoarding issues and keeping his kids baby teeth.  Mary educates us on how to hide a body.  More Car Line Chronicles.  High School Glory days and more.  Please nominate us on Orlando Weekly&apos;s Best of Orlando Competition under Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast.  Please subscribe to our YouTube Channel.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Zetus Lapetus You&apos;re a Supernova</title><itunes:title>Zetus Lapetus You&apos;re a Supernova</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott discuss their suggestion of the week movies. &nbsp;Scott discusses Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century and Mary Breaks down Howard Stern's Private Parts. &nbsp;Scott visits his horror days of internet radio. &nbsp;Mary brings us strange News. &nbsp;Plus strange food stuff and more. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott discuss their suggestion of the week movies. &nbsp;Scott discusses Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century and Mary Breaks down Howard Stern's Private Parts. &nbsp;Scott visits his horror days of internet radio. &nbsp;Mary brings us strange News. &nbsp;Plus strange food stuff and more. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/zetus-lapetus-youre-a-supernova]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cb1eefab-ad58-4073-966e-97a2a49780e8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/49897912-b60f-4a7c-90d1-3d64c9b72246/13127286-1619730095413-14f1b2768e6d.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ae89ef9c-75de-456b-a0aa-e41d2e50662a/21-converted.mp3" length="75430501" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary and Scott discuss their suggestion of the week movies.  Scott discusses Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century and Mary Breaks down Howard Stern&apos;s Private Parts.  Scott visits his horror days of internet radio.  Mary brings us strange News.  Plus strange food stuff and more.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Trying to Win a Tony</title><itunes:title>Trying to Win a Tony</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>For our 20th Episode Scott's Son Darren joins us to discuss the new West Side Story movie and all things Broadway. &nbsp;Mary gives us an update on Game of Thrones Joffrey's Wedding. &nbsp;Don't forget to nominate us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Also subscribe and share our YouTube channel. &nbsp;There is video of Mary's reaction to 2 major scenes in Game of Thrones. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For our 20th Episode Scott's Son Darren joins us to discuss the new West Side Story movie and all things Broadway. &nbsp;Mary gives us an update on Game of Thrones Joffrey's Wedding. &nbsp;Don't forget to nominate us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Also subscribe and share our YouTube channel. &nbsp;There is video of Mary's reaction to 2 major scenes in Game of Thrones. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/trying-to-win-a-tony]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">40378eb7-3c36-4ccc-a57d-60e927ef3ba3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a603814c-cb86-40ed-a47a-b717ee1b5927/13127286-1619627082080-859a3629fd5e3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/eb677380-fa54-494b-8292-816ddfec2b2e/20-converted.mp3" length="71099608" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>For our 20th Episode Scott&apos;s Son Darren joins us to discuss the new West Side Story movie and all things Broadway.  Mary gives us an update on Game of Thrones Joffrey&apos;s Wedding.  Don&apos;t forget to nominate us for Orlando Weekly best of Orlando under Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast.  Also subscribe and share our YouTube channel.  There is video of Mary&apos;s reaction to 2 major scenes in Game of Thrones.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>We may need Therapy</title><itunes:title>We may need Therapy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary finally watched the Red Wedding on Game of Thrones. &nbsp;She breaks down her reactions to the Red Wedding. &nbsp;Scott and Mary discuss other TV shows and movies that drew out physical reactions. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary finally watched the Red Wedding on Game of Thrones. &nbsp;She breaks down her reactions to the Red Wedding. &nbsp;Scott and Mary discuss other TV shows and movies that drew out physical reactions. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/we-may-need-therapy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">03e78d30-41c9-4ffc-941f-46209e304815</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/45ae97e2-1e50-4b6e-a04f-597571569fa0/13127286-1619572346420-05c7892ecf943.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2021 01:12:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/122ce27e-c5f7-4b40-a888-47b39f780fe9/19-converted.mp3" length="68715360" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary finally watched the Red Wedding on Game of Thrones.  She breaks down her reactions to the Red Wedding.  Scott and Mary discuss other TV shows and movies that drew out physical reactions.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Clowns in the Bermuda Triangle</title><itunes:title>Clowns in the Bermuda Triangle</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott discuss current Binge Watching. &nbsp;Including How I met Your Mother. &nbsp;Final Episode of Falcon and the Winter Soldier discussion. &nbsp;Women vs Men's Suffrage. &nbsp;And things that we thought were a big deal when we were younger....turns out they are not. &nbsp;Please Nominate us on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under the Category Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Subscribe and share our YouTube channel. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott discuss current Binge Watching. &nbsp;Including How I met Your Mother. &nbsp;Final Episode of Falcon and the Winter Soldier discussion. &nbsp;Women vs Men's Suffrage. &nbsp;And things that we thought were a big deal when we were younger....turns out they are not. &nbsp;Please Nominate us on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Competition under the Category Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast. &nbsp;Subscribe and share our YouTube channel. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/clowns-in-the-bermuda-triangle]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">70e6a620-452a-49c6-8578-34d2b7588785</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/03c4e026-a2b1-4393-92b2-a46253168d0b/13127286-1619382513493-d65fd169e85c8.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a2922e9f-5d7e-4381-8b4e-8efae043a3cc/18-converted.mp3" length="71578589" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary and Scott discuss current Binge Watching.  Including How I met Your Mother.  Final Episode of Falcon and the Winter Soldier discussion.  Women vs Men&apos;s Suffrage.  And things that we thought were a big deal when we were younger....turns out they are not.  Please Nominate us on Orlando Weekly&apos;s Best of Orlando Competition under the Category Best Local Color/Best Local Podcast.  Subscribe and share our YouTube channel.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>There&apos;s a Turtle in the Car</title><itunes:title>There&apos;s a Turtle in the Car</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary has just started watching Game of Thrones. &nbsp;So she gives us a season 1 review. &nbsp;Strange News including a dangerous Breakfast food, Flying Turtles and Wedding Crashers. &nbsp;More Car Line Chronicles. &nbsp;HOA meetings, Facebook fights, and more. &nbsp;Vote for us on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under Local Color/Best Local Podcast!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary has just started watching Game of Thrones. &nbsp;So she gives us a season 1 review. &nbsp;Strange News including a dangerous Breakfast food, Flying Turtles and Wedding Crashers. &nbsp;More Car Line Chronicles. &nbsp;HOA meetings, Facebook fights, and more. &nbsp;Vote for us on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest under Local Color/Best Local Podcast!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/theres-a-turtle-in-the-car]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f45ea4f2-c471-4e1d-8bde-8a493c523e72</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a9563b11-4e3f-4d71-a997-c39f211f6d4d/13127286-1619118305027-afac8ba7bb069.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3203363c-8435-4320-b461-8b75c7ddc7ea/17-converted.mp3" length="75370315" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary has just started watching Game of Thrones.  So she gives us a season 1 review.  Strange News including a dangerous Breakfast food, Flying Turtles and Wedding Crashers.  More Car Line Chronicles.  HOA meetings, Facebook fights, and more.  Vote for us on Orlando Weekly&apos;s Best of Orlando Contest under Local Color/Best Local Podcast! 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Gone too Soon</title><itunes:title>Gone too Soon</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Remy for Remy's Round Table Podcast joins us to discuss everything Florida Theme Parks. &nbsp;We go into detail about "Attractions that have gone too soon but are not forgotten. &nbsp;In depth discussion about the most under rated and over rated them park attractions. &nbsp;Favorite food and drinking spots in the parks. &nbsp;Subscribe to our You Tube Channel and don't forget to nominate us for Best Local Podcast on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest! &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remy for Remy's Round Table Podcast joins us to discuss everything Florida Theme Parks. &nbsp;We go into detail about "Attractions that have gone too soon but are not forgotten. &nbsp;In depth discussion about the most under rated and over rated them park attractions. &nbsp;Favorite food and drinking spots in the parks. &nbsp;Subscribe to our You Tube Channel and don't forget to nominate us for Best Local Podcast on Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando Contest! &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/gone-too-soon]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1d69a162-041d-420d-95e7-2ac65c2a674d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/df025e0c-9d4d-4f52-a570-cc8e191ccdce/13127286-1618951550746-38e0a240524d6.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dcbb228e-5c87-4808-94a3-a7bd5a4693eb/16-converted.mp3" length="75844907" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Remy for Remy&apos;s Round Table Podcast joins us to discuss everything Florida Theme Parks.  We go into detail about &quot;Attractions that have gone too soon but are not forgotten.  In depth discussion about the most under rated and over rated them park attractions.  Favorite food and drinking spots in the parks.  Subscribe to our You Tube Channel and don&apos;t forget to nominate us for Best Local Podcast on Orlando Weekly&apos;s Best of Orlando Contest!   

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Walt&apos;s Disappointment</title><itunes:title>Walt&apos;s Disappointment</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is a potpourri episode. &nbsp;Scott and Mary discuss Mary's shopping habits. &nbsp;New &nbsp;policy changes at Walt Disney World. &nbsp;Mary's dream job......and much more! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a potpourri episode. &nbsp;Scott and Mary discuss Mary's shopping habits. &nbsp;New &nbsp;policy changes at Walt Disney World. &nbsp;Mary's dream job......and much more! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/walts-disappointment]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">811fb376-1dbb-4b4f-b3c5-83c74a131509</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/2c07da01-d9b2-4d85-9421-9e3b5128a909/13127286-1618422093195-5c4fa00af1056.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d9e19ba3-aaf4-4fc9-9c90-d648575965b5/15-converted.mp3" length="68903441" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>This is a potpourri episode.  Scott and Mary discuss Mary&apos;s shopping habits.  New  policy changes at Walt Disney World.  Mary&apos;s dream job......and much more!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Slightly Buzzed and Uninvited</title><itunes:title>Slightly Buzzed and Uninvited</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Well Scott went Day drinking at Universal Studios with his Wife. &nbsp;Mary feels a certain way about it! &nbsp;Final update on the Marvel movie marathon with Scott's Mom. &nbsp;And Mary is recording from her car.....listen to find out why! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well Scott went Day drinking at Universal Studios with his Wife. &nbsp;Mary feels a certain way about it! &nbsp;Final update on the Marvel movie marathon with Scott's Mom. &nbsp;And Mary is recording from her car.....listen to find out why! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/slightly-buzzed-and-uninvited]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3ebe43b0-3e16-476a-b78c-719cda713239</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d46abe79-cef7-4a33-8532-f9e69a35f9f0/13127286-1618363690991-56aeebbdf3b74.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2021 01:28:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d4e6d20b-05b6-416b-8231-28e29aa71f34/14-converted.mp3" length="67560538" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Well Scott went Day drinking at Universal Studios with his Wife.  Mary feels a certain way about it!  Final update on the Marvel movie marathon with Scott&apos;s Mom.  And Mary is recording from her car.....listen to find out why!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Slightly Over Seasoned</title><itunes:title>Slightly Over Seasoned</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott is super feisty this episode, seriously driving the struggle bus. &nbsp;Scott and Mary talk about strange news stories including a real Mummy Parade in Egypt. &nbsp;Scott's rabbit hole through the musical stylings of Queen. &nbsp;Things that annoy us....and much more. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott is super feisty this episode, seriously driving the struggle bus. &nbsp;Scott and Mary talk about strange news stories including a real Mummy Parade in Egypt. &nbsp;Scott's rabbit hole through the musical stylings of Queen. &nbsp;Things that annoy us....and much more. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/slightly-over-seasoned]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">49355c96-7680-44e8-a2f7-90beec7a7714</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/66af409e-f58e-4923-a9df-4545094c4d6e/13127286-1617903630771-ef018ef2a0ba2.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b88c81b6-c28e-449e-aee3-27a6c0fcab2e/13-converted.mp3" length="71875758" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott is super feisty this episode, seriously driving the struggle bus.  Scott and Mary talk about strange news stories including a real Mummy Parade in Egypt.  Scott&apos;s rabbit hole through the musical stylings of Queen.  Things that annoy us....and much more.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Beef with Peeps</title><itunes:title>Beef with Peeps</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary discuss bad Restaurant Jokes and Scott's love for the Easter Candy Peeps. &nbsp;UFO Time Traveler Update. &nbsp;Scott's mom is almost finished with the Marvel Series. &nbsp;(Major Spoiler Alert) and Much More!!!</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary discuss bad Restaurant Jokes and Scott's love for the Easter Candy Peeps. &nbsp;UFO Time Traveler Update. &nbsp;Scott's mom is almost finished with the Marvel Series. &nbsp;(Major Spoiler Alert) and Much More!!!</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/beef-with-peeps]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b54ef234-6b0f-4b76-8ce9-d7df5b2023ab</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/192db7c0-f6c8-418b-90a1-02f8ecb85fc2/13127286-1617737303870-4574ac4d8fe4e.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2021 11:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cc4f023c-3224-463e-b75b-8f1f871b0196/12-converted.mp3" length="73602974" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott and Mary discuss bad Restaurant Jokes and Scott&apos;s love for the Easter Candy Peeps.  UFO Time Traveler Update.  Scott&apos;s mom is almost finished with the Marvel Series.  (Major Spoiler Alert) and Much More!!!

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Long Con</title><itunes:title>The Long Con</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary discuss April Fools day jokes and restaurant pranks. &nbsp;Mary breaks down Autism Awareness. &nbsp;Mary believes in Time Traveling spaceships. &nbsp;Scott shares his mom's journey through the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and much more. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Scott and Mary discuss April Fools day jokes and restaurant pranks. &nbsp;Mary breaks down Autism Awareness. &nbsp;Mary believes in Time Traveling spaceships. &nbsp;Scott shares his mom's journey through the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and much more. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/the-long-con]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dcf7e63b-d8e8-407c-8a17-6bfd728564bd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/369d9ffc-fe59-4508-bdf7-1c7ebd493558/13127286-1617301205253-2fe951719854e.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8e4707af-e317-450d-b5e3-2638e7d00198/11-converted.mp3" length="67132966" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Scott and Mary discuss April Fools day jokes and restaurant pranks.  Mary breaks down Autism Awareness.  Mary believes in Time Traveling spaceships.  Scott shares his mom&apos;s journey through the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and much more.   

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>I am the Captain Now</title><itunes:title>I am the Captain Now</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Katie Hasenfuss joins Mary and Scott as they discuss the Ever Given Cargo Ship that was stuck in the Suez Canal. &nbsp;There was ships waiting to get by with Sex Toys. &nbsp;We discuss the Characters in the restaurant industry. &nbsp;It all comes back to Pirates and sex toys!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Katie Hasenfuss joins Mary and Scott as they discuss the Ever Given Cargo Ship that was stuck in the Suez Canal. &nbsp;There was ships waiting to get by with Sex Toys. &nbsp;We discuss the Characters in the restaurant industry. &nbsp;It all comes back to Pirates and sex toys!&nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/i-am-the-captain-now]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">78d79c1c-f6f4-4c90-9180-c8e1b80c0cdd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4408f208-c1d7-4e7e-8deb-4d95d55367f0/13127286-1617155947760-3114532a7522d.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/66254fc8-1a24-42ff-b9d8-715b7c6bcfe9/10-converted.mp3" length="98996502" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Katie Hasenfuss joins Mary and Scott as they discuss the Ever Given Cargo Ship that was stuck in the Suez Canal.  There was ships waiting to get by with Sex Toys.  We discuss the Characters in the restaurant industry.  It all comes back to Pirates and sex toys! 

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Clavs and Calves</title><itunes:title>Clavs and Calves</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Comedian and Co Host of Real Laughs Miguel Colon Jr joins us on the No New Friends Podcast. &nbsp;Mary discusses her Only Fans ambition and Miguel is obsessed with her collar bones. &nbsp;More Car Line Chronicles. &nbsp;An update on Scott's daughter's loose tooth. &nbsp;Scott over analyzes everything! &nbsp;AND MUCH MORE!!! &nbsp;*This Episode is marked Explicit for Adult Language and Sexual Content. &nbsp;Listener discretion is advised. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comedian and Co Host of Real Laughs Miguel Colon Jr joins us on the No New Friends Podcast. &nbsp;Mary discusses her Only Fans ambition and Miguel is obsessed with her collar bones. &nbsp;More Car Line Chronicles. &nbsp;An update on Scott's daughter's loose tooth. &nbsp;Scott over analyzes everything! &nbsp;AND MUCH MORE!!! &nbsp;*This Episode is marked Explicit for Adult Language and Sexual Content. &nbsp;Listener discretion is advised. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/clavs-and-calves]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2592fb5c-baec-4ee9-8021-9e8603993212</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c5c76631-8f90-4fc0-ae4b-4d5ab12f36a4/13127286-1616719934377-9f9fa0de5a181.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c52d7c06-4561-4402-96e8-5169ec6ba5e3/09-converted.mp3" length="66907268" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Comedian and Co Host of Real Laughs Miguel Colon Jr joins us on the No New Friends Podcast.  Mary discusses her Only Fans ambition and Miguel is obsessed with her collar bones.  More Car Line Chronicles.  An update on Scott&apos;s daughter&apos;s loose tooth.  Scott over analyzes everything!  AND MUCH MORE!!!  *This Episode is marked Explicit for Adult Language and Sexual Content.  Listener discretion is advised.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Hoops, Hoarders, and Hospitality Horrors</title><itunes:title>Hoops, Hoarders, and Hospitality Horrors</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary discusses her new love for NCAA Men's Basketball amid March Madness. &nbsp;How long is too long to hoard stuff? &nbsp;Scott and Mary share Hospitality Horror Stories. &nbsp;Scott had a super awkward moment while playing Golf last week. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary discusses her new love for NCAA Men's Basketball amid March Madness. &nbsp;How long is too long to hoard stuff? &nbsp;Scott and Mary share Hospitality Horror Stories. &nbsp;Scott had a super awkward moment while playing Golf last week. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/hoops-hoarders-and-hospitality-horrors]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">73552faf-b43d-4b6a-b9f4-c7480d73bf3c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/607e0f4e-e33c-438b-ba8c-3a7e4961413a/13127286-1620818854208-00ab38d351d93.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e61b8484-dc6c-44f6-9a33-ef80baea8acf/08-converted.mp3" length="68623200" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary discusses her new love for NCAA Men&apos;s Basketball amid March Madness.  How long is too long to hoard stuff?  Scott and Mary share Hospitality Horror Stories.  Scott had a super awkward moment while playing Golf last week.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Paw-litics, Pimples, and Pleasure</title><itunes:title>Paw-litics, Pimples, and Pleasure</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Craig Brooks from Tasty Trivia joins us in studio. &nbsp;We discuss Trivia events during the Pandemic. &nbsp;Mary's Birthday recap. &nbsp;Gulf Port has a Pet Mayor. &nbsp;St. Patrick's Day super spreaders. &nbsp;Trivia with Craig and Guilty Pleasures. &nbsp;You can visit Tasty Trivia at www.tastytriviaflorida.com!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Craig Brooks from Tasty Trivia joins us in studio. &nbsp;We discuss Trivia events during the Pandemic. &nbsp;Mary's Birthday recap. &nbsp;Gulf Port has a Pet Mayor. &nbsp;St. Patrick's Day super spreaders. &nbsp;Trivia with Craig and Guilty Pleasures. &nbsp;You can visit Tasty Trivia at www.tastytriviaflorida.com!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/paw-litics-pimples-and-pleasure]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">79f36930-a5a8-4856-b334-4b4f33852dec</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6a4f9a10-0f85-4d66-93b5-296ab4db3434/13127286-1616772700605-53efacf387fa4.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1617ee33-01f7-41ea-9b46-81a0a95f7176/07-converted.mp3" length="74197312" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Craig Brooks from Tasty Trivia joins us in studio.  We discuss Trivia events during the Pandemic.  Mary&apos;s Birthday recap.  Gulf Port has a Pet Mayor.  St. Patrick&apos;s Day super spreaders.  Trivia with Craig and Guilty Pleasures.  You can visit Tasty Trivia at www.tastytriviaflorida.com!!!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>This is why we can&apos;t have Nice Things!</title><itunes:title>This is why we can&apos;t have Nice Things!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Katie Hasenfuss joins us for Mary's Birthday Episode. &nbsp;We discuss the "Fun" things to do at the beginning of the Covid Quarantine. &nbsp;History time with Mary and Celebrity Birthdays for Mary's Birthday Episode. &nbsp;Pets and Kids ruin everything, and Cats are Ass Holes!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Katie Hasenfuss joins us for Mary's Birthday Episode. &nbsp;We discuss the "Fun" things to do at the beginning of the Covid Quarantine. &nbsp;History time with Mary and Celebrity Birthdays for Mary's Birthday Episode. &nbsp;Pets and Kids ruin everything, and Cats are Ass Holes!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ac2bffa5-d918-4663-bd72-0ef0685162af</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/2e285577-db1e-4ff6-98b6-7d47e3b827a7/13127286-1620818854208-00ab38d351d93.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/af3f646b-06ed-45af-b83f-1bb1bded132e/06-converted.mp3" length="65196979" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Katie Hasenfuss joins us for Mary&apos;s Birthday Episode.  We discuss the &quot;Fun&quot; things to do at the beginning of the Covid Quarantine.  History time with Mary and Celebrity Birthdays for Mary&apos;s Birthday Episode.  Pets and Kids ruin everything, and Cats are Ass Holes!!!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Idols and Royals</title><itunes:title>Idols and Royals</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>National Touring Stand up Comedian James Yon joins us in studio. &nbsp;Scott "fan girls" out over his Idol James. &nbsp;James discusses his new project "Funny not Famous" on Afro Entertainment. &nbsp;Great discussion on Harry and Meghan. &nbsp;Scott's recaps his role starring in a commercial. &nbsp;And it is countdown to Mary's birthday (she thinks she is middle aged). &nbsp;*This Episode is marked Explicit for some adult humor with sexual content as well as some adult language. &nbsp;Listener discretion is advised. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>National Touring Stand up Comedian James Yon joins us in studio. &nbsp;Scott "fan girls" out over his Idol James. &nbsp;James discusses his new project "Funny not Famous" on Afro Entertainment. &nbsp;Great discussion on Harry and Meghan. &nbsp;Scott's recaps his role starring in a commercial. &nbsp;And it is countdown to Mary's birthday (she thinks she is middle aged). &nbsp;*This Episode is marked Explicit for some adult humor with sexual content as well as some adult language. &nbsp;Listener discretion is advised. &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/idols-and-royals]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">97edc54b-b3db-4414-b121-789d056b7295</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/cddf63d2-f164-45c4-b64b-52e2e42f1a02/13127286-1616720438851-3dd1179269258.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7b81f5fd-55aa-438c-b5d4-e45130924343/05-converted.mp3" length="72377936" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>National Touring Stand up Comedian James Yon joins us in studio.  Scott &quot;fan girls&quot; out over his Idol James.  James discusses his new project &quot;Funny not Famous&quot; on Afro Entertainment.  Great discussion on Harry and Meghan.  Scott&apos;s recaps his role starring in a commercial.  And it is countdown to Mary&apos;s birthday (she thinks she is middle aged).  *This Episode is marked Explicit for some adult humor with sexual content as well as some adult language.  Listener discretion is advised.  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Smells Like Amazon</title><itunes:title>Smells Like Amazon</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today we discuss smells that trigger a memory. &nbsp;Adventures in middle school parenting. &nbsp;The Amazon experience. &nbsp;Scott is starring in a commercial and now he thinks he is a big shot! &nbsp;Big announcement about a guest on Friday's show!&nbsp; (Please note Scott's audio had technical difficulties throughout the episode, we are trying to correct by Friday.....Sorry!)</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today we discuss smells that trigger a memory. &nbsp;Adventures in middle school parenting. &nbsp;The Amazon experience. &nbsp;Scott is starring in a commercial and now he thinks he is a big shot! &nbsp;Big announcement about a guest on Friday's show!&nbsp; (Please note Scott's audio had technical difficulties throughout the episode, we are trying to correct by Friday.....Sorry!)</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/smells-like-amazon]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">737c3530-1e46-49aa-9028-194ca340e423</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/3fa9534f-f80b-4516-b6c9-aaed0da4d1a7/13127286-1620818854208-00ab38d351d93.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f60918f7-d31f-45e2-861a-132ecb7822b7/04-converted.mp3" length="63013351" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Today we discuss smells that trigger a memory.  Adventures in middle school parenting.  The Amazon experience.  Scott is starring in a commercial and now he thinks he is a big shot!  Big announcement about a guest on Friday&apos;s show!  (Please note Scott&apos;s audio had technical difficulties throughout the episode, we are trying to correct by Friday.....Sorry!)

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Uncultured Swine</title><itunes:title>Uncultured Swine</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott discuss Binge Worthy Netflix and Hulu shows. &nbsp;The battle between Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z.....What the Hell is a Dry Texter??? A History Time with Mary. &nbsp;Where the Hell is my Hover Board? &nbsp;And Much More!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mary and Scott discuss Binge Worthy Netflix and Hulu shows. &nbsp;The battle between Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z.....What the Hell is a Dry Texter??? A History Time with Mary. &nbsp;Where the Hell is my Hover Board? &nbsp;And Much More!!! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/uncultured-swine]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2da19a42-7df3-4dea-b2f9-58e19e547748</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1703b6c7-5e1a-4279-8519-3f2239cf3f9c/13127286-1620818854208-00ab38d351d93.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e7c87f69-e97c-4e19-b4ae-3079a145ee61/03-converted.mp3" length="65951813" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Mary and Scott discuss Binge Worthy Netflix and Hulu shows.  The battle between Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z.....What the Hell is a Dry Texter??? A History Time with Mary.  Where the Hell is my Hover Board?  And Much More!!!  

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mimosa Mary VS Martini Mary</title><itunes:title>Mimosa Mary VS Martini Mary</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Weekend fun including Scott's adventures through kids with loose teeth. &nbsp;What is our go to drunk move? &nbsp;Scott can not be trusted with a cell phone and hosts potential Super Spreader Events. &nbsp;Mary attempts incredible (and impossible) feats of strength. &nbsp;Finally, Scott and Mary discuss you know you are old when....... (spoiler alert Mary uses a pill sorter)</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Weekend fun including Scott's adventures through kids with loose teeth. &nbsp;What is our go to drunk move? &nbsp;Scott can not be trusted with a cell phone and hosts potential Super Spreader Events. &nbsp;Mary attempts incredible (and impossible) feats of strength. &nbsp;Finally, Scott and Mary discuss you know you are old when....... (spoiler alert Mary uses a pill sorter)</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/mimosa-mary-vs-martini-mary]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eaeed88a-f99c-4de2-8cba-29229735e202</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/7ada1ef9-c5d3-4eb6-bebe-27e22ef062ed/13127286-1620818854208-00ab38d351d93.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fa6b1af0-1b54-4f7e-99b4-512f1da5e21c/02-converted.mp3" length="67532953" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>Weekend fun including Scott&apos;s adventures through kids with loose teeth.  What is our go to drunk move?  Scott can not be trusted with a cell phone and hosts potential Super Spreader Events.  Mary attempts incredible (and impossible) feats of strength.  Finally, Scott and Mary discuss you know you are old when....... (spoiler alert Mary uses a pill sorter)

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Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Just Winging It</title><itunes:title>Just Winging It</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In our first ever episode we discuss life unemployed and how our kids run our lives. &nbsp;Mary gets judged in the car pick up line. &nbsp;Scott gives a preview of what it was like at his bachelor party! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In our first ever episode we discuss life unemployed and how our kids run our lives. &nbsp;Mary gets judged in the car pick up line. &nbsp;Scott gives a preview of what it was like at his bachelor party! &nbsp;</p><p>--- </p><p><br></p><p>Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/message</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://no-new-friends-podcast.captivate.fm/episode/just-winging-it]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2000cd9e-b9bc-4f2c-be2a-e67f667cb9fd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b4e8e731-aa4a-4bab-9cab-7bc715d35176/13127286-1620818854208-00ab38d351d93.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2021 04:04:00 -0400</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b5448400-990d-46d8-a875-efcea658c70b/01-converted.mp3" length="31888976" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>22:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:summary>In our first ever episode we discuss life unemployed and how our kids run our lives.  Mary gets judged in the car pick up line.  Scott gives a preview of what it was like at his bachelor party!  

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