<![CDATA[The Old Man Brown Show]]>c2831b2a-686c-5de6-8ca6-2fad9df4fc7eFri, 03 Oct 2025 13:21:20 +0000Captivate.fmOld Man Brownhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/4c0d3654-fff0-494e-b983-72559c6f5572/JJJlSlGBPxr1W15eS6DR5XPI.jpgThe Old Man Brown ShowOld Man BrownOld Man BrownLife is full of stupid shit. Some obvious, some maybe less so, but stupid shit all the same. And Old Man Brown has had enough. Join this grumpy but truth bomb-shipping Scottish pensioner as he shares his inimitable take on life and the idiotic things in it. Just don't complain about being offended if he says something not to your liking - you have the power to stop listening at any time, so like Nike says (when the cameras are off), just fucking do it.https://oldmanbrown.catrueepisodicYesnopodcastIt's Not Facebook, It's You, Ye Bawbag!It's Not Facebook, It's You, Ye Bawbag!In the week that Facebook came under scrutiny once again, Old Man Brown ponders on whether the blame should lie at Facebook and its CEO Mark Zuckerberg, or whether you should be looking at yourself more.

Listen in as he shares his crutchety wisdom in the only way that Old Man Brown can, including unhappy experiences with prostitutes.

]]>In the week that Facebook came under scrutiny once again, Old Man Brown ponders on whether the blame should lie at Facebook and its CEO Mark Zuckerberg, or whether you should be looking at yourself more.

Listen in as he shares his crutchety wisdom in the only way that Old Man Brown can, including unhappy experiences with prostitutes.

]]>ee8c0df4-20c0-4325-b6ff-577c3dd4f766Fri, 08 Oct 2021 16:00:00 -040003:44truefull33Listen in as Old Man Brown shares his crutchety wisdom on Facebooks' woes and privacy concerns in the only way that he can, including unhappy experiences with prostitutes.On Getting Tested for an STDOn Getting Tested for an STDRecently, Old Man Brown had to visit the hospital to get some stitches, and it reminded him of the time he had to get checked for a STD when he was a teen.

Being Old Man Brown though (or young man Brown, at this stage), some miscommunication and lack of clear instruction leads to a not-so-simple procedure.

]]>Recently, Old Man Brown had to visit the hospital to get some stitches, and it reminded him of the time he had to get checked for a STD when he was a teen.

Being Old Man Brown though (or young man Brown, at this stage), some miscommunication and lack of clear instruction leads to a not-so-simple procedure.

]]>92e3e190-0696-456c-8383-fd64323854a2Mon, 27 Sep 2021 21:00:00 -040003:44truefull22What happens when Old Man Brown had to have a STD test when he was a teen? Anything but a simple procedure...Nicki Minaj and Her Cousin's Friend's Big BallsNicki Minaj and Her Cousin's Friend's Big BallsSo American rapper Nicki Minaj went on Twitter and warned that her cousin in Trinidad took the Covid vaccine, and got huge balls as a side effect.

(Note: it was her cousin's friend who got the big balls, but never let facts get in the way of Old Man Brown's musings)

So big were these balls, his fiancee called off their wedding just mere weeks before it was meant to take place.

The story made all the news, and even resulted in various governments coming out to comment on it.

In this episode, Old Man Brown shares his take on these gargantuan balls, and what the real story is.

]]>So American rapper Nicki Minaj went on Twitter and warned that her cousin in Trinidad took the Covid vaccine, and got huge balls as a side effect.

(Note: it was her cousin's friend who got the big balls, but never let facts get in the way of Old Man Brown's musings)

So big were these balls, his fiancee called off their wedding just mere weeks before it was meant to take place.

The story made all the news, and even resulted in various governments coming out to comment on it.

In this episode, Old Man Brown shares his take on these gargantuan balls, and what the real story is.

]]>794e085b-e891-414e-8579-2e289d0c8767Fri, 17 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -040003:43truefull11In this episode, Old Man Brown shares his take on the story about Nicki Minaj and her cousin's friends gargantuan balls after he got the Covid vaccine, and what the real story is.Introducing Old Man BrownIntroducing Old Man BrownOld Man Brown has had enough and he's about to let the whole world know about it. From idiotic politicians to stupid anti-this and anti-that, this elderly Scotsman is about to let rip.

Just don't complain about being offended - you can always just change the fucking station!

]]>Old Man Brown has had enough and he's about to let the whole world know about it. From idiotic politicians to stupid anti-this and anti-that, this elderly Scotsman is about to let rip.

Just don't complain about being offended - you can always just change the fucking station!

]]>512ec618-4255-4263-bd26-d7d544b79a02Thu, 16 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -040001:26truetrailerWelcome to the newest, angriest, grumpiest Scottish pensioner, as Old Man Brown takes no prisoners when it comes to stupidity.