On The Left Side: The Funny Football Show

Introducing Football Stories

Ant McGinley — Sun, 06 Dec 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Jim introduces his latest football podcast which sees him teaming up once again with Producer Ant as they present a series of interviews and stories with names that you may not know, but that uncover what life is really like behind the scenes at elite football clubs.

Listen here: https://podfollow.com/footballstories

What is On The Left Side all about?

Ant McGinley — Sun, 22 Nov 2020 22:51:00 +0000

Theme Tune is by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

The Final Kick

Ant McGinley — Sun, 18 Oct 2020 05:15:00 +0000

For the first and final time Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson host the show together as they look back over almost 300 episodes of soccer silliness. They chat about their experiences making the show along with favourite clip suggestions from contributors and listeners. We are also honoured to feature a special introduction by Sir David Attenborough, who pays tribute to the impact the show has had on the people of planet Earth.

Over the last five years lots of people have helped make this show and we want to thank each and everyone of them - even the ones we can't remember or haven't named here!

And thank you for listening and sharing us with your friends. It's been a lot of fun.

On The Left Side was written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson.

We had lots of help including:

Voices: Damien St John, Ciaran Saward, Anthony Laming, Ben Nickless, Alex Whitely

Production: Sean Allsop, Luke Berry & Lucy Lavery

Hosts: Dotun Adebayo, Damien St John, Amy Christophers, Alex Boardman

This episode contains clips from the OTLS archive, and music from Katalina Kicks and multiple tracks from Steffen Daum appearing under creative Commons 3.0

Stay in touch - @OnTheLeftSide on Twitter @ontheleftsidepod on instagram for occasional announcements and stuff

Meanwhile you can follow Ant & Jim @antmcginley @Mr_Jimbob

Check out their new projects "Football Social Daily" and "Wrestling With The Champ"

Roy Keane gets annoyed, Villa survive and we say goodbye

Ant McGinley — Fri, 31 Jul 2020 11:15:00 +0000

As the longest season ever comes to an end, we look at the role music played in deciding on who would be relegated from the Premier League. As a result, Watford issue an apology and we learn the secrets behind how the Villa go about signing players. Even that isn't enough to cheer Roy Keane up. Across the road, Birmingham City retire Jude Billingham's shirt number after only 44 games, as if by design we are putting this show on ice after nearly 300 episodes.

All of our shows will still be available and if you want to keep in touch we'll keep our twitter @ontheleftside and instagram @ontheleftsidepod alive and will come back in a few weeks to have a chat and look back at some of our favourite bits from the last 5 years. Thank you for joining us on this journey of silliness.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Ben Nickless, Ciaran Saward and Victor Gannon. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Nightmare by Alexander Nakarada and Asking Questions by Rafael Krux,

Find us on all on social media @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob @realbennickless and @sawardfish

Ups, downs, sackings and signings

Ant McGinley — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 14:12:00 +0000

Leeds are back where they belong (which we assume means they will no longer be just off the M1/M62), Liverpool have had their trophy, and more great English talent is headed for Germany with a surge of Beatlemania, and it's all in this latest episode.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Ben Nickless, and Damien St John. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Asking Questions by Rafael Krux,

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City beat UEFA, Jose heads to Amazon and we lose a footballing giant

Ant McGinley — Thu, 16 Jul 2020 11:49:00 +0000

Man City got the most important result of their season when their squad of superstar lawyers pulled it out of the back at the Court of Arbitration for Sport. A measly ten million euro fine annoyed the internet and Jose Mourinho, who was also upset about other things, despite finally getting his own TV show. And we said goodbye to world cup winner Jack Charlton - the man that led Ireland to glorious memories in the late 80's and 90's

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New Balls Please

Ant McGinley — Thu, 09 Jul 2020 14:58:00 +0000

Jose is turning into Mr Nice Guy, Ole is having tech problems at United, Man City fluff their lines when Bernardo Silva has a cuppa instead of giving Liverpool a Guard of Honour, and Nike launch a new ball that does new stuff, like roll and bounce. Finally, Iceland nail it again with their new logo launch.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Ben Nickless, Charles Commins and Damien St John. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Videogame Blockbuster, and Just Another Day by Steffen Daum.

Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob @realbennickless @charlescommins and @damienstjohn

Liverpool win the League, Klopp cries and an Eagle dies

Ant McGinley — Thu, 02 Jul 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Everybody loves Jurgen Klopp even more now that he has taken Liverpool to the title, and experts try and work out how he did it, some throw a bit more than a street party. And while the Reds secured the top-flight title, there was sad news down at Selhurst Park, where one Premier League regular will fly no more.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Ciaran Saward and Damien St John. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Videogame Blockbuster, and Burt's Requiem by Alexander Nakarada.

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Kebabs, Sausage Rolls and Roy Keane's Taxi

Ant McGinley — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 14:52:00 +0000

While the Premier League is back, it's not quite as good as we remembered it. In fact the only thing that feels the same is the anger emanating from Roy Keane. While he does his best impression of Liam Neeson, fellow countryman shows off his skills with some baked goods. And while we get used to crowd noises, could there be a job for Keano shouting from the stands to motivate players. Plus if only John Barnes really did have dodgy videos on his shelf, we could have had a hit record on our hands.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Victor Gannon, Damien St John and Glenn McConnell. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Baroom Ballet and Drunken Party by Kevin Macleod, Asking Questions by Rafael Krux, Downfall by Steffen Daum, and Vintage party.

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With thanks to Darren Farley and @bbc5live

Rashford scores a winner against Boris as football returns

Ant McGinley — Thu, 18 Jun 2020 11:41:00 +0000

Football is back, but everyone has been talking about the power of Marcus Rashford to change the minds of the government. And as project restart gets underway, there something dodgy going on in the way Norwich train, and football is now more like a video game than ever before...

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Ciaran Saward. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Burt's Requiem by Alexander Nakarada, Asking Questions by Rafael Krux.

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With thanks to @nataliepaweleck

Football joins the #BlackLivesMatter protests

Ant McGinley — Thu, 11 Jun 2020 15:28:00 +0000

With the return of football on the horizon, focus shifted away from Covid19 and to worldwide protests following the death of George Floyd in police custody. As the football community responds, there's a sweeping realisation that football, like so many other areas of society, must do better. Elsewhere, Man City launched their appeal against the FFP allegations leveled at them by UEFA, and their fans joined the Muppets.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from Ciaran Saward. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Thanks to Offbeat Voices. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Dawn is Coming by Steffen Daum, Asking Questions by Rafael Krux.

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Football's Coming Back

Ant McGinley — Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:42:00 +0000

Football is coming back and no one is more excited than former player Paul Beesley. The lack of atmosphere is a worry though as seen at RB Salzburg and on the ISS with the Dragon Capsule. But amongst all the questions about how and if and when, Jim has one question that's really bothering him - Who's the chairman of QPR?

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Between Dragons and Humans and On Top of the mountain by Steffen Daum, Asking Questions by Rafael Krux.

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YNWA VS YMCA VS MUFC

Ant McGinley — Thu, 28 May 2020 17:30:00 +0000

Jurgen Klopp is annoyed at Gary Neville, Football fans are annoyed at Man Utd and everyone is annoyed at Dominic Cummings. In fact it's so bad will Jim give up his podcast career and run away to join a boy band?

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Extra voices by Luke McKinnon. Extra music covered by Creative Commons 3.0: Asking Questions by Rafael Krux, and Nightmare by Alexander Nakarada. Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob on twitter And check out the new @kleagueshow @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

Football returns in Germany & Vote Redknapp for PM

Ant McGinley — Fri, 22 May 2020 11:44:36 +0000

The Bundesliga gets has returned, but there was more life in the stands than there were in the post-match interviews. Meanwhile the best hope for the Premier League restarting could be a new career for Harry Redknapp. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Extra voices by Ciaran Saward. Thanks to Colin Murray and BBC Radio 5 Live Creative Commons 3.0: Bavarian Seascape, Steffen Daum - Last Resistance, Kevin Macleod - Barroom Ball, Nightmare - Alexander Nakurada, Ghost Town - Rafael Krux Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob on twitter And check out the new @kleagueshow @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

An interview with the brains behind The Offensive Podcast

Ant McGinley — Sat, 16 May 2020 13:50:32 +0000

This week we take the chance to chat with fellow football podcasters Joel Emery and Adam Jarrell about the creation of The Offensive and fictional football club Ashwood City. The Offensive is a brilliant and sometimes painfully real mockumentary following the characters and challenges that happen at a club that may not be too dissimilar to the one you follow. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Listen to The Offensive via all good podcast apps. Follow them on social media @TheOffensivePOD and @AshwoodCity Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob on twitter @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

I miss football

Ant McGinley — Thu, 07 May 2020 15:59:22 +0000

It's been so long since football happened that we envisage a future without it. And while some footballers are talking sense, some are singing rubbish. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. This episode also features the following music under Creative Commons 3.0 license: Just Another Day, Lonely fool by Steffen Daum, Nightmare by Rafael Krux, I miss football by Craic Boi. With thanks to 2 Unlimited Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob on twitter @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

Phil Neville to Newcastle? And the morality of Richard Keys

Ant McGinley — Thu, 30 Apr 2020 10:40:57 +0000

Amy sits in the satire chair this week as we remember how much England Women's Boss Phil Neville enjoys made-up sports like Table Tennis Basketball. Could he leave the Lionesses to become the new gaffer at Newcastle? What would hairy hands Richard Keys say about that? Plus which members of the Tory party would play where in your team? Meanwhile, Luton Town have taken drastic action to sack their manager over his recent performances. Which seems slightly unfair given the circumstances... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson, with additional voices from Ciaran Saward. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. This episode also features the following music under Creative Commons 3.0 license: Last Resistance by Steffen Daum, Asking Questions Ghost Townby Rafael Krux, Ballroom Ballet by Kevin Mcleod, plus Vintage Party and Videogame Blockbuster Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob @sawardfish @ThatSportsSpice on Twitter, @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

Cheap Transfers, Footballing Potatoes and Spanish with Aguero

Ant McGinley — Thu, 23 Apr 2020 10:36:54 +0000

It's been a month since any football happened in the UK and people are starting to get seriously worried about the impact all this will have on the sport, and things like transfers and in turn - potatoes. But Graeme Souness has a warning about your trousers if you're looking to splash the cash. And if you're looking for cash, and indeed accountants, maybe you could learn Spanish with a Premier League star. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson, with additional voices from Ciaran Saward. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. This episode also features the following music under Creative Commons 3.0 license: Dawn is Coming and Last Resistance by Steffen Daum, and Asking Questions by Rafael Krux Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob @sawardfish on Twitter, @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

Pancakes, Pogba and a Premier League Hospital

Ant McGinley — Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:27:47 +0000

Bernardo Silva is in trouble with twitter again after a video of him tossing a chocolate banana pancake causes controversy, but it's all just symptomatic of the no football world we find ourselves in. Meanwhile, some footballers chip in to help the NHS, but what if they just built a new hospital? And Paul Pogba finally gets the chance to have a pop back at... erm, you know.. that guy.. the one that... I think he used to play... The angry one... Nevermind, Paul doesn't know either. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson, with additional voices from Ciaran Saward. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. This episode also features the following music under Creative Commons 3.0 license: Dawn is Coming and Last Resistance by Steffen Daum, and Asking Questions by Rafael Krux Follow @ontheleftside @antmcginley @Mr_jimbob @sawardfish on Twitter, @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

Paycuts, Belarus and Kyle Walker in trouble

Jim Salveson — Thu, 09 Apr 2020 14:41:48 +0000

This episode contains a few swear words as the frustration of no football starts to take hold, combined with what Jim is calling the Belarus diet. The Government ask Footballers to take a paycut while Liverpool and Spurs go cap in hand because they are obviously so poor, and Piers Morgan speaks sense. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson, with additional voices from Ciaran Saward, and Ben Nickless. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. This episode also features the following music under Creative Commons 3.0 license: Groovin by Brian Boyko and Ghost Town by Rafael Krux Follow @ontheleftside on Twitter, @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

With football in Lockdown, commentators go wild with boredom

Ant McGinley — Thu, 02 Apr 2020 06:12:01 +0000

As the coronavirus continues to shut down normal life, we are slowly adapting to a world without football. But with no games to play, football stars are resorting to telling people to stay at home, while commentators such as Clive Tyldsley and Nick Heath are commentating on everyday life. Could this be the future of the beautiful game? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson, with additional voices from Ciaran Saward, and Luke McKinnon as the baby. The theme music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. This episode also features the following music under Creative Commons 3.0 license, edits of Groovin' by Brian Boyko and TipToes by Myuu (see youtube) With thanks to@nickheathsport, @clivetyldesley, TalkSport, Manchester City, Granit Xhaka, and Netflix. And apologies to fans of Scotland. Follow @ontheleftside on Twitter, @ontheleftsidepod on Instagram

#StayAtHomeChallenge and The Wembley Lasagne

Ant McGinley — Thu, 26 Mar 2020 05:24:49 +0000

This week we found out who had been buying up all the worlds toilet rolls, and what happens when you ask a super computer who will win the Premier League, if it ever resumes. And while that may be behind closed doors, at least the FA have plans to stop us going hungry. Or do they? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson, with additional voices from Ciaran Saward. Theme music written and performed by Katalina Kicks. This episode also features edits of Nightmare and Ghost Town by Rafael Krux, under creative commons license 3.0. Follow @ontheleftside on Twitter Follow @ontheleftsidepod on instagram

Football goes viral as everything stops for the Pandemic

Ant McGinley — Thu, 19 Mar 2020 00:22:33 +0000

Just as Liverpool were on the verge of a runaway Premier League Victory, all football has stopped because of COVID-19. And it means there's also no sport on TV or radio which is causing problems for some outlets, and there are some creative solutions being offered for what to do instead, everything from E-sports to Guinea Pigs. Now go wash your hands. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Follow us on social media @ontheleftside on twitter and @ontheleftsidepod on instagram Thanks to Katalina Kicks for the theme tune and Kevin Macleod for bit bit loop under public domain license 3.0

The Coronavirus hits Football

Ant McGinley — Thu, 12 Mar 2020 10:39:50 +0000

Hand gel, Violins, and Roy Keane tackles - it's another episode of the funny football show. Now please wash your hands. Follow us on Twitter for even more football funny @OnTheLeftSide. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Additional music used under creative commons license including Asking Questions

Manchester City's fashion faux pas & Big Sam's Bigger Ego!

Ant McGinley — Wed, 04 Mar 2020 14:44:16 +0000

This weeks On The Left Side starts with a Manchester City's headline-grabbing antics but not for the reason you might think. It also takes on Liverpool's Premier League "slip" DESPITE having the quote "Best defender in the World" on the pitch and wonders if anyone thinks as much of Big Sam Allardyce as Big Sam Allardyce. Follow us on Twitter for even more football funny @OnTheLeftSide. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Additional music used under creative commons license.

A letter to Klopp and a Stairway to Jose

Ant McGinley — Thu, 27 Feb 2020 01:53:44 +0000

It's a manager special with Mourinho not making any sense, Steve Bruce being awfully confused by his breakfast, and Jurgen Klopp proving to be the nicest manager, if not human being in the premier league. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

UEFA catch Man City cheating on Valentines Day

Ant McGinley — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 11:34:21 +0000

Frank Lampard got a big new signing this week in Ziyech, but there was no flowers or Chocolate at the Etihad as Pep Guardiola was presented with a 2 year ban from the champions league. But once again Jose managed to make it all about him. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license including: Asking Questions by Rafael Krux Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Slaven Bilic smells and we apologise to everyone

Ant McGinley — Thu, 13 Feb 2020 02:22:18 +0000

Storm Ciara may have put a stop to Man City in the premier league, but couldn't stop Paul Merson who still doesn't seem to have a clue about football. Meanwhile, is the secret to the Baggies success this season their manager's Nostrils? From West Brom, we go to West Ham as the Davids demand an apology from Sky, as social media demands one from Dele Alli, and we get ahead of the game by apologising for everything. In a song... It's all in the latest episode of football funny written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson in Manchester UK. Theme music written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their permission. Features Barroom Ballet by Kevin Macleod under Creative Commons 3.0 license. Follow us @ontheleftside on Twitter or @ontheleftsidepod on instagram With thanks to Sky Sports, ITV, BBC and BT Sport.

United turn to China, Ole looks on the bright side, and VAR makes sense at last

Ant McGinley — Thu, 06 Feb 2020 11:19:24 +0000

Transfer deadline day saw one of the most drawn-out transfers in Bruno Fernandes AND one of the most surprising in Odion Igahlo go to Man Utd. But is it all just part of a cunning plan to deny Liverpool the League title? And while Ole gets optimistic, over in Spain, there's a V.A.R. first... On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license including Asking Questions by Rafael Crux. Spanish Guitar performed by Ant McGinley. With thanks to Sky Sports, ITV, BBC and BT Sport. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Klopp is on Holiday, Woodward is in songs and Pennant is off the TV

Ant McGinley — Thu, 30 Jan 2020 09:42:20 +0000

It's often said that a team is 'on the beach' when they have nothing left to play for, and going off what Jurgen Klopp said this week, he is already there and as Liverpool are 19 points clear, who can blame him? Elsewhere things are on the up at Man Utd, unless your name is Ed Woodward. Still, it's nice to have a song sung about you, isn't it? On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. Extra voices in this episode from Ciaran Saward. Please send legal papers for his attention at The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license including Lawful Victim Unit & Comic Game Loop - Kevin MacLeod, and Bavarian Seascape. With thanks to Sky Sports, ITV, and BT Sport. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Football x10, Liverpool +16 & Oxford City -1

Ant McGinley — Thu, 23 Jan 2020 11:27:27 +0000

Phil Neville, Rob Green, Jamie Carragher and Roy Keane have very different approaches to mathematics. Finn Tapp has a very different definition of being in a relationship. And have Liverpool got a different idea of what it takes to win the league? On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license including: Comic Game Loop by Kevin MacLeod & Groovin by Aleksandra Nakrada. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Aguero breaks records while Sean Dyche reads a very special bedtime story...

Ant McGinley — Thu, 16 Jan 2020 03:57:22 +0000

Things are really hotting up at the minute. Not on the pitch or in the race for titles, but off the pitch where managers and players alike find themselves caught up in a scandal, so much that we had enough to do a special 'Uncovered' episode. However, it's still suitable for work. Unless you work in a religious establishment or nursery school. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license including: Sloppy Bossa Loop & Comic Game Loop - Kevin Maguire, plus Groovin and Nightmare by Aleksandra Nakrada. Other incidental music written and performed by Ant McGinley Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Balls, Tactics and Carry On Goalkeeping

Ant McGinley — Thu, 09 Jan 2020 13:47:43 +0000

It looks like Mourinho is back to being good old Jose, while Duncan Ferguson has a brand new role at Everton, and a certain goalkeeper is causing the BBC pronunciation department some confusion. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson in Manchester, UK. Additional voices in this episode come from John Walker, and Ciaran Saward, Andy May The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other incidental music written and performed by Ant McGinley, or appears under Creative Commons 3.0 All SFX produced in house and sourced from freesfx.com

Moyes wins, Amazon Prime football and commentating injuries

Ant McGinley — Fri, 03 Jan 2020 11:24:31 +0000

We made it through the silly season to the future and with Amazon stepping into the football arena, we wonder what might happen if Jeremy Clarkson joins the commentary team. Speaking of commentators, John Acres is back on the show again, and speaking of being back, David Moyes has returned to West Ham with proof he is one of the most winningest managers from a very select group. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson in Manchester, UK. Additional voices in this episode come from John Walker, John Acres and Ciaran Saward With thanks to Amazon, Jeremy Clarkson, Jeremy Corbyn, John Acres, Martin Keown, Jake Humphries, and Owen Hargreaves. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Orchestral Mix by Brian Boyko appaears under Creative Commons 3.0 All SFX produced in house and sourced from freesfx.com

New managers, Creative Commentators, and Troy Deeney's mum

Ant McGinley — Fri, 27 Dec 2019 14:14:38 +0000

Footballers don't get Christmas off so neither do we. The silly season continues as BBC commentator John Acres goes all Alan Partridge, while in Scotland, Match of the Day was in danger of becoming Snack of the day... On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Passionate Managers and Misguided Monkeys

Ant McGinley — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 14:39:41 +0000

It looks like Mikel Arteta and Carlo Ancelotti are well on their way to new jobs at Arsenal and Everton, but they've taken their time sorting it out. In the meantime, they've filled the gaps with passion in the form of a couple of club heroes. Meantime the Italian FA have made a stand against Racism in their own unique way. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license including Village Tarantella by Kevin McLeod, Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Silly Season for Proper Football Men

Ant McGinley — Thu, 12 Dec 2019 11:40:28 +0000

Nigel Pearson going to Watford heralds the arrival of the silly season and the return of the likes of what Tim Sherwood calls PROPER FOOTBALL MEN, even if those are the same men that dragged your team to the foot of the table. With a guest appearance from a knight of the realm in Sir David Attenborough, we also try and sell you some insurance for you erm, most important family member. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license i Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Emery sacked, Flores sacked and Crystal Palace clean up

Ant McGinley — Thu, 05 Dec 2019 12:35:00 +0000

It's that time of year when P45's seem to come thicker and faster than fixtures, and shortly after Spurs rang the changes, Arsenal and Watford have had a Christmas clean out as well. And speaking of cleaning there's a new robot at Selhurst Park this week, and it's one that actually does its job.

On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license including Evil Incoming by Kevin Macleod, Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Bye bye Poch Hello Mourinho

Ant McGinley — Thu, 28 Nov 2019 09:04:56 +0000

If you ever needed proof the world has turned upside down look no further than White Hart Lane and the decision to oust Mauricio Pochettino and deadcatting everyone with Jose Mourinho. But this is the new Jose - Happy, Humble and frighteningly similar to Donald Trump... On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license. Evil Incoming by Kevin Macleod, Putins Lullaby by Alexander Nakarada, and Asking Questions by Rafael Krux. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Gomez vs Sterling & Keane vs Rice

Ant McGinley — Thu, 21 Nov 2019 10:07:06 +0000

England qualified for Euro 2020 but all eyes were on the canteen after an unexpected and slightly unbalanced fight broke out between Joe Gomez and Raheem Sterling. Elsewhere, Roy Keane was, as usual, trying to pick a fight with anyone he could see and this week that meant Declan Rice... On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license. This is handy as Jim learns about Music rights and licensing this week. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Superstitious Frank, Give VAR a 7, and remember the Giant Poppy

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:37:07 +0000

Liverpool extend their lead at the top of the premier league but instead of focusing on that we look at superstition and ask where Frank Lampard wees? Does Pep Guardiola believe in anything? Who is the next Paul Merson? And is there anything more dignified than a giant poppy mascot? The answer is yes. Yes, there is. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Northampton and Manchester. Thanks to BBC Sport The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license. This is handy as Jim learns about Music rights and licensing this week. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Bobby Firmino's Armpit, Andre Gomes video nasty and Granit Xhaka stripped

Ant McGinley — Thu, 07 Nov 2019 12:19:05 +0000

Who likes Armpits anyway? Not Liverpool fans that's for sure in the latest nonsense surrounding VAR. This also allowed us to watch Andre Gomes and Granit Xhaka over and over again in various video nasties. Plus we ask what would happen if Jose Mourinho was Superman, would Arsenal be his Kryptonite... --------------- On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. Additional voices from Ciaran Saward. Thanks to Sky Sports Goals On Sunday. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license Foam Rubber - Alexander Nakarad, Asking Questions- Rafael Krux, 2017 in D Minor - Kevin MacLeod, & Heroic Adventure Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

FC Brickstand - The worlds greatest plastic football team

Ant McGinley — Thu, 31 Oct 2019 21:33:59 +0000

While Jim is on holiday Ant meets Chris Smith, the mind and hands behind the greatest team in the Buildersliga - FC Brickstand, and rediscovers the joy of a world of football without VAR and all the good bits in a surprisingly family-friendly episode. You can find out more about the team and join the club On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. The theme music and is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license La Citadelle - Komiku, Shining Stars. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Keane wants Kane but does he really need a hug?

Ant McGinley — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 10:43:42 +0000

It's been a quiet week in football. I mean, if you ignore all the racist chants and banners and Pep Guardiola playing players out of position. So we do just that. In our ignorance, we instead ask if Roy Keane was unloved as a child, if Rob Green has a voice for radio, and if one Gambian commentator has ever seen a game of football before. ---- On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. The extra voice in this episode came from Ciaran Saward. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license Asking Questions - Rafael Krux, Nightmare - Alexander Nakarada. News clips thanks to BBC 5 Live, Twitter and BT Sport Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

WAGS at war, and England Walk out against racists

Ant McGinley — Thu, 17 Oct 2019 08:13:03 +0000

More drama than Shakespeare this week as footballing wife Detective Coleen Rooney turned Wagatha Christie and accused Rebekah Vardy of leaking stories to the Sun. Elsewhere, Gareth Southgate and his men played a country that assured everyone they had no problem whatsoever with racism. But it turns out that not only do they have a problem, they also have t-shirts. ---- On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. The extra voice in this episode came from Ciaran Saward. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 license Asking Questions - Rafael Krux Nightmare - Alexander Nakarada Sunday Dub - Kevin Mcleod Steffen Daum - Dawn is Coming News clips thanks to BBC 5 Live, and ITV's This morning Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Amazon Alexa insults your team, and Ole leads the sack race

Ant McGinley — Thu, 10 Oct 2019 10:40:11 +0000

Many people feel that technology is ruining football for the fans, so have Amazon solved the problem by replacing the fans with robots? Meanwhile, Spurs are holding onto their manager if only because everyone is looking at how badly things are going at Manchester United. So bad in fact, that even Gandalf from Lord of the Rings couldn't save them. Or could he? ----- On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. Thank you to Ciaran Saward and Alexa for lending their voices. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Steve Bruce tactics, and United Legends save the day

Ant McGinley — Thu, 03 Oct 2019 08:41:52 +0000

While things are looking glum for Spurs, are things looking up for Newcastle? In a word no, no they're not. But there is a brochure out that makes Steve Bruce sound awesome. Amidst the takeover talk and getting stiffed by Leicester, the Magpies must be relieved that Souness has been having a pop at Pogba again. And is the only way to save Manchester United from disaster to bring back the class of '92? ------ On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. Thanks to John Walker and Ciaran Saward for lending their voices. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and Instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Bernardo goes nuts, Klopp vs the weather and Ashley Cole mucks up the Europa League

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Thu, 26 Sep 2019 08:07:34 +0000

Again we find ourselves asking big questions like is something racist if the two people involved seem to be ok with it? What the heck is Jurgen Klopp's problem with the British climate, and where on earth did Ashley Cole learn to read? These, are just some of the many questions we will fail to answer in this episode. On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. Thanks to Damien St John for lending his voice once again. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and instagram @ontheleftsidepod

PepOut, make a baby for England, and Fake News hits football

Ant McGinley — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 07:56:07 +0000

After the most expensive team in Europe's top leagues lose to the cheapest, does this mean that we should just hand the Premier League title to Liverpool? Meanwhile, it's time to get down to it if you want time off for the Euros, Arsenal pushes their fans to the edge and fake news taints Vincent Kompany's testimonial... On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in Manchester. Thanks to Damien St John for lending his voice once again. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Respectful Monkey Chants, BIG Manchester United News, and Watford go back to their ex

Ant McGinley — Thu, 12 Sep 2019 07:12:48 +0000

The International Break came after a Inter-racist break, in which some fans were asking "Can a monkey chant really be respectful?" We wonder if a terrible impression can be as well. And if there is anyone who doesn't annoy Graeme Souness? Elsewhere, Man United continue to run away with the Commercial Partnership League as they announce their New Official Electrical Styling Partner, and Watford plays wheel of fortune with their managers. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, in Manchester. Features music from Katalina Kicks with their kind permission. Additional music and sound effects appears under creative commons 3.0 Follow us on social media # @ontheleftside on twitter @ontheleftsidepod on instagram

The end of Bury FC, Cantona Speaks and Mendy Sharks

Ant McGinley — Thu, 05 Sep 2019 06:15:24 +0000

This week we ask what exactly happens in the fit and proper person test, what noise does a shark make, and has King Eric given the greatest speech since the seagull and the trawler? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, in Manchester. Features music from Katalina Kicks with their kind permission. Additional music and sound effects appears under creative commons 3.0 Follow us on social media @ontheleftside on twitter and @ontheleftsidepod on instagram

VAR Takeaway, Robot Referees and Sanchez leaves United

Ant McGinley — Thu, 29 Aug 2019 10:10:06 +0000

Technology in football is here to stay and it looks like there's more even more coming. But could Robot Linesmen be really bad news for the likes of Mike Dean? VAR isn't working out so well, and after not enough penalties were given this weekend we're wondering if it's all down to what Greek football is calling kebab gate. And everyone has their calculators out again as Alexis Sanchez heads for Inter Milan, in a deal that suggests Man Utd don't really understand what a loan deal is... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, in Manchester. Features music from Katalina Kicks with their kind permission. Additional music and sound effects appears under creative commons 3.0 Follow us on social media @ontheleftside on twitter and @ontheleftsidepod on instagram

Klopp becomes Rocky Balboa, Union Berlin falls silent, and Bury FC are in trouble...

Ant McGinley — Thu, 22 Aug 2019 12:13:04 +0000

Liverpool might have won the UEFA Supercup but the big story was about Jurgen's reaction to the winning penalty save, rather than the trophy itself - I mean do you even know what it looks like? Exactly. Elsewhere German football doesn't like RB Liepzig for some reason, and nobody in Newcastle seems to like Mike Ashley. Still, he's somehow slightly less hated than Bury owner Steve Dale. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, this episode was made in Manchester, Minnesota and Iceland. If you like what you hear then click subscribe NOW and make sure you leave is a 5* review. Thank you please. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Additional sound effects were found at Freesfx.com and all other music used under Creative Commons license. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Angry Man United fans, and is VAR ruining football?

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Thu, 15 Aug 2019 13:03:27 +0000

The Premier League is back and no one is enjoying it. Instead, everyone is getting very angry about a whole load of stuff. Manchester United fans are getting angry at Ed Woodward and his transfer dealings whilst everyone else is getting angry about VAR and how its "Ruining the Game". As normal, Jim is here to cast a sarcastic eye (can an eye be sarcastic?) over all the best news from the weeks football action. If you like what you hear then click subscribe NOW and make sure you leave is a 5* review. Thank you please. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Additional voicing by Damien St John. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. "Between Dragons and Humans" by Steffen Daum appears under Creative Commons license. Additional sound effects were found at Freesfx.com and all other music used under Creative Commons licence. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Crusty the Pie, Harmonica Whistles & Pep wants points

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Thu, 08 Aug 2019 12:00:00 +0000

The new Premier League season is almost here, and new seasons have kicked off all over the place. The pie-eaters of Wigan have a new mascot, but could Crusty be the one to take on the mighty Boilerman? And could this mean there will be new mascots at Spurs, Chelsea and Man City? There are lots of new rules but is it also time to ditch the referees' whistle? Plus has Pep Guardiola found a way to get even more points out of his treble champions? On The Left Side is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode was produced by them in London and Manchester. Thanks to Damien St John for lending his voice and new signings Gareth John and Danny Tennyson provide the Harmonica bits. The theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside and instagram @ontheleftsidepod

Manchester City: Premier League "Associate Champions"

Ant McGinley and JIm Salveson — Mon, 13 May 2019 21:44:48 +0000

As much as Liverpool may try and claim some credit for a Premier League showdown on the last day of the season... the day was Sky Blue and Manchester City claimed the Premier League title for the second season in a row. But it wasn't all doom and gloom on Anfield as Liverpool (and Tottenham) contributed to one of the most dramatic weeks of football we have ever seen... but don't worry, Jim still manages to take the p**s out of both of them... and that's before we even get started on the shambles that is Manchester United. --------------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to Additional voices in this episode from Alex Whiteley. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under public domain creative commons license 1.0

The 2019 On The Left Side Awards

Ant McGinley — Tue, 07 May 2019 08:00:34 +0000

As Raheem Sterling picks up young player of the year and Virgil Van Dijk grabs a couple of trophies, we bring you our very own awards ceremony to represent the most deserving in our footballing community, with help from Harry Redknapp, Jamie Carragher, Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger. --------------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to Additional voices in this episode from Ben Nickless. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under public domain creative commons license 1.0 SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Salah dives, Japanese Knotweed and Cantona breaks an egg

Ant McGinley — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 10:09:36 +0000

As the title hots up, Mo Salah is falling over himself while title opponents Man City are accused of dirty tactics. Down at the bottom, Neil Warnock is up for whinger of the season, and some United fans seem happy to lose to their cross-town rivals. Plus we ask if Gary Neville is about to turn his back on football and join Gardeners Question Time? And what the hell was Eric Cantona thinking? ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under public domain creative commons license 1.0 Foam Rubber - Alexander Nakarada Brothers Unite - Alexander Nakarada SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

VAR Hymns, Game of Thrones Football and Nazi Salutes

Ant McGinley — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 09:25:36 +0000

Welsh goalkeeper Wayne Hennesey needs a history lesson, HBO needs to reschedule their TV shows and English midfielders need coffee. Just a few of the things we've learnt in the last 7 days in the silly world of soccer. ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under public domain creative commons license 1.0 Asking Questions - Rafael Krux SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Bottle Jobs, Empty seats, and Joey Barton vs the Police

Ant McGinley — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 02:00:26 +0000

Football redefines crisis once again after Man City lose the first leg of their Champions League game against Spurs. Meanwhile, Raheem Sterling looks set to become the patron Saint of empty seats, Joey Barton gets in trouble with the old Bill, and we wonder what kind of relationship Diego Costa has with his mother. ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under public domain creative commons license 1.0 Asking Questions - Rafael Krux Drunken Party - Kevin Macleod SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

White Hart Lane the sequel opens and there's a Century of song for Mike Dean

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Mon, 08 Apr 2019 01:24:53 +0000

There are noise complaints for Spurs, partly because of Mr Go Compare at the launch of the brand new Tottenham stadium. But are they really the greatest team the world have ever seen? Or just the best sound system you ever heard? It should be for a billion quid. And Mike Dean has been stealing the limelight again, making it 100 red cards with Ashley Young. But we were disappointed he didn't celebrate with a special shirt or post-match interview. So we wrote him a song.... -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under creative commons license 1.0 including the Final Can Can section from the overture to Jacques Offenbach's opera Orpheus in the Underworld via Musopen. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

International Hell, Ole gets the job, and more racist bell ends

Ant McGinley — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 11:13:34 +0000

We celebrate the end of the international break and a crazy world that forks out nearly half a million for something that spent a bit of time in Alex Ferguson's gob. Meanwhile, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer finally got his old job at Manchester United, but LVG is not impressed. Across Manchester, Raheem Sterling proved himself worthy of being footballer of the year on and off the pitch after more racist chanting in Montenegro, but his gaffer Pep Guardiola might just have the answer. Unlike the FA, who just had an expensive rebrand instead. ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under creative commons license 1.0 including Kevin Mcleod - Schmetterling SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Borat beats Scotland, PSG Prisoners and Jurassic Ronaldo

Ant McGinley — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 09:37:38 +0000

The international break is usually just filled with made up countries, transfer rumours and negative stories about Raheem Sterling, but after he got another Hattrick, the papers had to find other stories. And so we ended up with a week filled with Footballing hostages, angry Celtic fans and a terrifying plan to clone CR7. ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode is produced in house or appears under creative commons license 1.0 and 3.0 including Steffen Daum On Top Of The Mountain. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Bad weather, International Foreigners and Shooting Pitch Invaders

Ant McGinley — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 12:49:33 +0000

After a pitch invader punched player Jack Grealish last week, the funny football show explores some of the more extreme suggestions for dealing with it in future. Meanwhile, nobody is getting excited about the international break except perhaps Declan Rice and his passport collection. And while Jurgen Klopp takes aim at the weather once again, Big Sam Allardyce complains about, well, about everything. ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

An Ole Supernova, another VAR Penalty and LUFCTV goes wrong

Ant McGinley — Mon, 11 Mar 2019 12:07:39 +0000

After that comeback, everybody is asking what the rules for penalties actually are, but more importantly, we have a brand new chant for referees, but it may be eclipsed by the next one for Solskjaer. Meanwhile, United's ex Jose looks to be on the rebound, and Leeds United FC TV seems to be as technically competent as a Paris VAR room. ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Claude Out, Brendan In & is Silva the new Gold?

Ant McGinley — Mon, 04 Mar 2019 11:36:02 +0000

Ranieri and Puel are out of a job, and Brendan Rodgers has swopped the hoops for the strong character of Leicester City. It's easy to find lots of people upset by this, but tough to get even the new foxes boss sounding happy. And as Man City return to the top of the table, we ask how much Bernardo Silva weighs, and for once we are not fat shaming. Not him anyway. -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from John Walker and Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

The Value of Sanchez, Angry Rantman and away goals rule

Anthony McGinley — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 09:53:41 +0000

Jim is back with less cash than United have after working out how much Alexis Sanchez is costing them, but Solksjaer is optimistic, or maybe just hungry. Also saving money are West Ham fans, just a shame they can't see much. Meanwhile, Chelsea fans were upset even before they lost the Carabao Cup Final and Liverpool fans seem a little confused. -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Jose talks the talk show, Arrevederci Aaron, and remembering Mr Banks

Ant McGinley — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 10:49:38 +0000

Alex Boardman comes off the subs bench to bring us the latest funny football: Mourinho is back with his own chat show on Russia Today, while Aaron Ramsey signs for Juventus and Spurs spank Dortmund. And we take a moment to reflect on the greatest save ever. -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley and Ben Nickless The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Notts County's cock and the John Barnes racism Medal

Ant McGinley — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 01:39:18 +0000

This week we learn an important lesson - namely that selfies should be of your face AND NO OTHER BODY PART!!! And we have Alan Hardy to thank for that. Elsewhere Jurgen Klopp manages to pull out even more excuses and wonder if John Barnes really is the right man to stand up for Liam Neeson and all the poor defenceless racists out there. -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features vocals from Alex Whiteley The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Deadline day dies, the ghost of Arshavin, and Klopp is snowed under

Ant McGinley — Mon, 04 Feb 2019 05:29:56 +0000

Jim bemoans the death of transfer deadline day and gets all nostalgic, while Jurgen sees snow for the first time and we bust out another song... -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to This episode also features Alex Whiteley of Shrewsbury and Phillip Lanos in Los Angeles. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Mourinho rewrites history, The Luxurious Paul Pogba and Ashley Cole returns

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Mon, 28 Jan 2019 02:04:20 +0000

He might not have a proper football job but people are still giving Jose a platform to spout nonsense. And change the past, like a rubbish version of Marty McFly. Meanwhile, Paul Pogba gets it in the neck again, we pay homage to Monty Python and is Frank Lampard about to assemble the worlds greatest OAP team ever? -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Bielsa's Spygate Anxiety and the World's greatest fake footballer

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Mon, 21 Jan 2019 02:49:01 +0000

You'd almost be forgiven for thinking kicking a ball was the least important thing in football this week as the news continued to be dominated by Leeds and Spygate and weirdly, Microsoft powerpoint. We also meet the man behind the man who has scored over 800 goals for Celtic... If you want to find out more about the Campaign Against Living Miserably then use this link And you can like our world record Pep egg on Instagram via @ontheleftsidepod -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Spygate at Leeds, Burton get blown away & Jurgen's bad wind

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 02:44:31 +0000

This week: A man in a bush causing chaos in the Midlands, Man City are all but through to the Carabao cup final, and Neil Warnock tries to get his slippy hands on some new players for Cardiff. -------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. It also contains a piece of music by Steffen Daum - Between Dragons and Humans which appears under CC3 license SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

FA Cup magic, Klopp out and Tony Adams is Austin Powers

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 02:40:44 +0000

The new year brings new madness, new humour and more footballing despair ------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

OTLS 2018 Fannual

Ant McGInley — Wed, 02 Jan 2019 05:27:40 +0000

In this bumper edition of the show, producer Ant picks out some of the big stories and best bits of how On The Left Side covered football in 2018. Hirings and firings, Winners and Losers, World Cup and Champions League, Technology and Tragedy are all covered here. --------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Man United fire Jose, and bring back Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 13:01:58 +0000

It may be Christmas Eve but football doesn't ever seem to stop so neither do we. In short, United swopped one of the Premier Leagues most successful managers ever for one of their worst and everyone seemed really happy about it. And there were lots of animal metaphors. We're off to buy presents. Merry Christmas and thanks for listening! Ant & Jim -------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Raheem, Racists, and Pep gets Presidential

Ant McGinley — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 08:54:53 +0000

Warning: This episode contains the use of C word. And we don't mean Chelsea, although you are more likely to hear this particular word at Stamford Bridge than anywhere else. An Instagram post dictated the media discussion this week, as everybody clambered over themselves to ask the question "Is Football Racist?" and struggle to know what to do everytime the answer came back as "Yes" even though Piers Morgan kept saying no. Thankfully we had Pep Guardiola who went all Independence Day as he tried to deal with the problem. ---------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Ebola d'Or, Rainbow Laces and Twerking

Ant McGinley — Mon, 10 Dec 2018 02:31:41 +0000

While Harry Redknapp was being crowned King of The Jungle for singing My Way, Luka Modric was thanking him as he and Ada Hegerberg picked up the gongs at the Ballon d'Or, or the Martin Solveig Twerk It Out Sexism awards as they will forever be known. On the pitch, football got behind Stonewall by, er, by... actually it wasn't too clear what football did, but we did find out that "LGBTQ community" is possibly the most difficult sentence a dyslexic has ever tried to articulate. -------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Arsenals Peaky Blinders, Maradona is lost for words and Sol Campbell takes the biscuit

Ant McGinley — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 03:20:20 +0000

Is football the best way to learn English? What is your manager watching on TV? And how many biscuit puns did the new Macclesfield boss inspire us to? Meanwhile, DJ Jose is smashing water bottles, and we still have no jingles. Plus Rocky, Mariah Carey, Coronation Street, Netflix, and just who is talking to Jurgen Klopp? -------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Keane Ireland, Planet Zlatan, and Jungle Harry

Ant McGinley — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 07:05:17 +0000

It's all change for the FAI and Eire as Martin O'Neil and Roy Keane were shipped out this week, and Mick McCarthy was brought in for the republic. Meanwhile, Zlatan Ibrahimovic was opening up about life love and football, Harry Redknapp was chowing down in the jungle and N'Golo Kante got in trouble for wanting to pay his taxes. Plus there's X-Factor, B&Q and FIFA fashion in the show that does football like nobody else. ---------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Captain Rooney, Harry in the Jungle, and it's Parklife for Charlie Austin

Ant McGinley — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 09:49:03 +0000

Have we woken up in some kind of parallel universe after England beat Croatia and Wayne Rooney captains England again? Don't worry, everything is ok. Or not depending on how you look at it. With a whip round for outgoing Premier League Chairman Richard Scudamore, we cast our mind back to some of his best emails, and go all Planet Earth for the new boss. And with England through to the nations league semis, Harry Redknapp is off to the jungle, but is Jose off to the recording studio for an 80's classic? ---------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Criminal referees, Ronaldo takes the biscuit, and Wayne Rooney hits 120

Ant McGinley — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 07:42:12 +0000

There's a lot of crime in this episode - dodgy finances at the Etihad, dodgy refereeing, and some less than tasteful biscuits. But could the biggest crime be Wayne Rooney returning to play for England? ---------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from This episode contains clips from BBC Leicester, BBC Radio 5 Live and the ITV programme Take Me Out Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

#TogetherForLeicester

Ant McGinley — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 05:23:24 +0000

This week the football world mourned the man who enabled the ultimate fairytale to come true with Leicester City. Yet still there are few who can pronounce his name correctly, Jim not being one of them. While football showed a rare period of unity following the accident, some teams carried on as normal - like Spurs who still have no idea when they can move into the new house and Jose Mourinho who became even less positive than we've gotten used to. --------------------------------------------------------- On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from This episode contains clips from BBC Leicester, BBC Radio 5 Live and the ITV programme Take Me Out Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Spurs watch the grass grow, Pep gets Mancunian and a Football Tinder Catfish

Ant McGinley — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 03:42:55 +0000

This week Tottenham Hotspur admitted they won't be moving into their new house until the new year, and revealed a scary new prospect in terms of things you can watch on TV about your football club. Which isn't half as scary as we face the prospect that BBC football could be coming from a delivery room near you... On the radio, it was all about Pep Music, but in a world exclusive, we expose a lie involving Tinder, Man City and @LiamFCollins -------------------------------------------------------- Just as we finished producing the show, news broke of the helicopter crash after the Leicester City match. Like the rest of football, our thoughts are with the families affected and everybody connected to the club. --------------------------------------------------------- To find out more and support the film project Liam talks about On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

England beat Spain, Messi toilets, and Harry in the jungle

Ant McGinley — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 06:54:50 +0000

You could soon find Harry Maguire riding a unicorn in a wallet, and who knows what Harry Redknapp will be doing in the jungle. Whatever he does, chances are it won't be as many times as Lionel Messi does - at least according to Maradona. And bloody hell - Raheem Sterling scored for England as they thumped Spain (Literally in the case of Eric Dier and Sergio Ramos). On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Our Bronze Award winning Entry for the UK Audio and Radio Industry Awards

Ant McGinley — Fri, 19 Oct 2018 15:54:38 +0000

We were very honoured to be nominated for a second successive nomination at the Radio Academy's prestigious ARIAs for Best Sports Show/Podcast, alongside: BBC 5 Live; Flintoff, Savage and the Ping Pong Guy; Fight Disciples, BBC Radio Suffolk, and 7 Digital. But to actually pick up a gong and walk away with the Bronze was fantastic. So in a special bonus episode, we thought we'd share our nominated audio. Kind of a best of our coverage of 2017. Once again, we couldn't do any of this without your support so thank you. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

England behind closed doors, Jose to blame for Brexit and Lasagne is Italian

Ant McGinley — Sun, 14 Oct 2018 23:03:03 +0000

Could the next change to football be in the commentary, taking a lesson from the golf course? Is Jose got his sights set on a career in politics once he gets the inevitable sacking from United? Speaking of sacking, what did Steve Bruce do with that cabbage? We actually don't know, we're seriously asking... And while we try and figure out who Mr Smith is, the footballer with the best name ever has let his presence been known. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

George Dowell and Worthing FC

Ant McGinley — Fri, 05 Oct 2018 00:25:12 +0000

This week we took the chance to do something a little different and spoke to someone who has had to overcome more than most to maintain their involvement in football, and in doing so has become the youngest chairman of a football club which is moving up through the leagues. You can find out more about him and his club at worthingfc.com On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Mourinho mad in Manchester and Lacazette swears on TV

Ant McGinley — Mon, 01 Oct 2018 08:54:31 +0000

Another bad week for Man Utd and we ask if Jeremy Kyle is the man they need at Old Trafford? Both to play in midfield AND resolve the relationship issues between Pogba and Jose. Which may mean keeping out Frank Lampard, in the same way that Derby kept out that Phil Jones penalty. And there's more trouble from French footballers with them dropping swear bombs on live TV. Or did they? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

COYS vs COWS & is Pochettino the new Mourinho?

Ant McGinley — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 09:18:26 +0000

Headline writers went into overdrive this week with Young Boys and Cows. Meanwhile, Jim spots a gap in the market sets himself up as a milk dealer for the likes of Paul Pogba, who once again found himself subject of a Graeme Souness rant. And we are thankful that the Tottenham manager is not in charge of laying train tracks. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Mark Wahlberg's predictions, Mourinho's statistics & Swearing at Bournemouth

Ant McGinley — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 01:35:16 +0000

Football went all Hollywood this week with a big star making his case to be the next best pundit, while the DIY SOS that is White Hart Lane 2.0 hit a snag with all it's artisanal establishments, Jose got his stats out again and a youtuber brought us onechant that is so flexible it could go global. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

WTF is the Nations League? And Roy Keane lets rip on Whatsapp

Ant McGinley — Thu, 13 Sep 2018 00:25:54 +0000

The international break has left us with just two questions. Firstly, is there anybody that understands the Nations League? And secondly, what happened to Gareth Southgates waistcoat? Elsewhere, managers and coaches have been busy on their phones, which have led to Jose Mourinho tripping up on the red carpet, and Keano getting in trouble for his management style. Meanwhile at one club in Paraguay, there's not just a dog on the pitch - it's in the dressing room and in the managers office... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, with additional production from Sean Allsop, who is now leaving us. If you want to join the team drop us a line to The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from (And for the audio geeks out there, the sound of the sea at the Amalfi coast is an actual recording made ON THE AMALFI COAST by our producer Ant. That's how much fun he is when he's on holiday...) Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Beckham's new Badge and Bands FC

Ant McGinley — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 07:34:11 +0000

It's the 200th episode of the Funny Football Show, On The Left Side but we've not stopped to get out the fizz and pull a party popper... there is far too much Soccer Satire to get through (despite it being the international break). This week David Beckham unveiled his new-look crest for fledgeling MLS team Miami CF, Crystal Palace striker Wilfred Zaha puts his hand in his pocket to help some teammates in need and we talk to the people behind Bands FC, a new project that combines the worlds of music and football with awesome results. It's the 200th episode of the Funny Football Show, On The Left Side but we've not stopped to get out the fizz and pull a party popper... there is far too much Soccer Satire to get through (despite it being the international break). This week David Beckham unveiled his new-look crest for fledgeling MLS team Miami CF, Crystal Palace striker Wilfred Zaha puts his hand in his pocket to help some teammates in need and we talk to the people behind Bands FC, a new project that combines the worlds of music and football with awesome results. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

England strong without Sterling and Footballs NEW Spiritual Leader

Ant McGinley — Wed, 05 Sep 2018 20:00:39 +0000

On the latest funny football podcast, we bemoan the international break as the Premier League takes a (well earned) rest in favour of some friendly games that no one cares about some important Nations League qualifiers... which no one cares about. Seriously, even the players can't be bothered with Raheem Sterling and Adam Lallana declaring themselves unfit to play. Still, at least we've got Danny Welbeck eh? Jim is back and tackling all the big footballing issues and with the help of former Welsh striker Robbie Earnshaw, answering some of the BIG questions too. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley, Jim Salveson and Sean Alsopp (who also provided the terrible Welsh accent - he's sorry) The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Music and SFX come courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and appears under Creative Common's licence. Find more from On The Left Side at www.ontheleftside.co.uk

Keepers, Coitus, Karius, Kits and Clapton CFC

Ant McGinley — Mon, 03 Sep 2018 03:48:29 +0000

Liverpool may have the best defensive record around at the minute, but all is not well between the sticks at Anfield. But between the sheets things seem to be going almost too well. And could the Anti-Facist dollar be the secret to financial stability in the lower leagues?Plus there's not even one mention of Mourinho, though he still manages to get a word in this episode. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also video content we make out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com in order of appearance: Comic Game Loop - Kevin McLeod Village Tarantella - Kevin Mcleod Foam Rubber - Alexandra Nakarada This music is all licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Jose Demands respect, Pointless Pellegrini and Watfords new Winger

Ant McGinley — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 23:35:24 +0000

Spurs get a big win at Old Trafford but everyone is speaking about Jose Mourinho again, rather than the Tottenham triumph, and there's a surprising name in the mix if the Portugese does go. But Jose isn't so sure that Manchester United actually lost the game. West Ham fans are pretty sure they've lost every league game so far, but their new boss reckons they have an ace up their sleeve. And Crystal Palace call in pest control. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also video content we make out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes music courtesy of freePD.com in order of appearance: Silly Intro - Alexander Nakarada And Here We Go - Anonymous Comic Game Loop - Kevin McLeod Sloppy Bossa Loop - Kevin MacLeod Ghost Town 2 - Rafael Krux This music is all licensed Public Domain Dedication. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

Champions in crisis, Max Power, and bring back Mick McArthy

Ant McGinley — Mon, 27 Aug 2018 08:58:45 +0000

As well as sticking the knife into Steve McLaren at QPR, this episode also manages to cover boats, brothels and Brexit. And you'll never guess where Man City's Achilles heel is... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, with additional production from Sean Allsop. Guest vocals this week from Britt Britt. There's also video content we make out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This show includes a brief parody of Ironic by Alanis Morissette, originally by performed by her and written by Glen Ballard, Alanis Morissette. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside And instagram via @ontheleftsidepod

All or Nothing: All Sweary Pep and Toilet Doors, but is Jose the real star?

Ant McGinley — Thu, 23 Aug 2018 12:16:22 +0000

Football is all over your TV at the minute and the biggest show has Sir Ben Kingsley behind the scenes with Manchester City. We ask what if we learn anything new, learn English Pep style, get the secret to being a world leader, and we take Jose to Hollywood for a couple of screen tests... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and this episode features the fantastic vocal talent of Ben Nickless. There's also video content we make out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Does Jose know what happy means? Spurs face homelessness and La Liga heads for the USA

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Mon, 20 Aug 2018 00:38:53 +0000

Jose Mourinho is not happy. In other not news, Spurs are having trouble with the builders and could it be the end of the world as La Liga heads to the Wild West. Plus Barnsley Football Club might not be the most supported club in the world, but it could be the most supportive of you. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, There's also video content we make out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music in this episode: Steffen Daum - Between Dragons and Humans, and Solo Acoustic Guitar by Jason Shaw, appear under creative commons 3.0 license SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside ----- SHOW194TRANSCRIPT This isn't a Manchester United podcast. Really, I promise. I do TRY and talk about other football clubs but, somehow, the complete shit-stormory of Manchester United somehow always draws me back in... and for that you have Jose Mourinho to thank. There is more drama right now at Old Trafford than your average episode of Eastenders and as much pent up anger as a Phil Mitchell meltdown. Although you wouldn't know it when you listened to the big man who is saying all the right things... even when it comes to the tensions between Jose and Paul Pogba. "Couldn't be happier with Paul Pogba" I mean he's SAYING all the right things he's just clearly not MEANING all the right things. Maybe football managers just don't understand the emotion "Happy". Certainly it seemed to be something that Pep Guardiola struggled with last season. Maybe something is getting lost in translation somewhere and these foreign managers don't actually understand what happy means. Could they think it actually is another word for miserable? Or lonely? or suffering from a terrible existential crisis? Or maybe its just not a very "footbally" word is it. DELIGHTED with the win. BUZZING for the boys. THRILLED to be joining the club but "Happy"... nah, doesn't fit does it. You'd think that if he was REALLY happy with Pogba he'd have congratulated him on his World Cup winners medal rather than publicly used his excellent showing on the world stage to suggest he maybe wasn't giving his all for the boys in Red wouldn't you... at least he hasn't had a go at his haircut yet, he can leave that to Graeme Souness's weekly whinge. Really Jose should just be happy that his team has somewhere to play football right now because Mauricio Pochettino can't say the same! Tottenham Hotspur now know what anyone who has ever worked with a builder before knows... predicted costs and times of work carried out bare as much resemblance to reality as the picture of a Big Mac on the McDonalds drive through menu does to the soggy, sweaty lump of a sandwich that gets shoved through the drive-thru window 10mins before closing time. With virtually no grasp on the concept of irony Spurs have chosen the same week in which they announced their lucrative new deal with "official timing partner" Swiss watchmakers IWC Schaffhausen they have also revealed that the opening of White Hart Lane the sequel has been postponed again... presumably because everyone was too busy trying to copy that weird celebration thing that Dele Alli did with his hand last weekend? Not such a bad thing you'd think as they'll just up sticks and play down the local park instead... or Wembley or something. However, with the NFL rolling into town in a few weeks to play in the national stadium it DOES leave the club potentially homeless for their up-coming match against Manchester City. Time to call in the big boys. "This week on DIY SOS we lend a helping hand to Daniel who has been forced to stay with neighbours for over a year now after his ambitious plans for home improvements over-ran. And It took a turn for the worst for Daniel last week when Jack from Birmingham let him down at the last minute leaving him very short of manpower. We’re here to see if we can help him out… but this is Spurs… so it’s all bound just to go tits up at the last minute anyway.” If Tottenham REALLY can’t find anywhere to play then they could always pack up their balls and head stateside… because that’s where La Liga are going! An official announcement this week confirmed that the Spanish league will be hosting their first ever regular season match OUTSIDE of Europe and IN the good old U S of A as part of an agreement to spread football stateside ahead of the 2026 World Cup. La Liga president said that… “We are devoted to growing the passion for soccer around the world” Which is great and I’m sure will mean La Liga matches will follow in other burgeoning footballing areas with a passion for the sport like… Syria, Mali and The Sudan ...or do they just mean parts of the world with loads of money? Yeah, probably that. There are two ways to look at this… One, it’s the end of football as we know it. More shall come. The Premier League will be playing season openers on the Arctic Circle and Match of the Day will be broadcast from the surface of the moon because of a sponsorship deal with Virgin Galactic before we know it. Clubs will break away into a Global Super League where all london clubs will compete under one badge as Capital United playing meaningless, passionate but lucrative games around the world. Rivers will boil. Fire will fall from the sky and Paul Merson will be crowned lord and master of all. End. Of. Times. OR… Its just the inevitable globalisation of the sport, at the end of the day the match-going fans are a low priority now days and at least we’ll have the comedy value of Donald Trump doing celebratory keepy ups in the centre circle before El Classico kicks off inside the Yankee Stadium. But all the fan bitching about stadiums and trans-atlantic games and all the Jose moaning has been put into perspective this week by one small gesture from Barnsley football club. Tykes CEO Gauthier Ganaye (good luck pronouncing that one) had noticed that lifelong fan Chris Ryder was going through a, in his words, "Tough Time" right now and so took it upon himself to write a personal letter to the fan. Here's a bit of what it said... "Dear Chris Sorry for sending you a letter at random but, I felt like I wanted reach out to you and get in touch. I've noticed through social media that you'd had a bit of a hard time recently, I'm not sure what it is but I hope everything improves for you as soon as possible. You've been a fan of the club for many years and always supported us .so we want you to know if the favour needs returning and we need to support you let us know. My door is always open." How bloody brilliant is that? Football's a game that has struggled to recognise mental health issues.... it's often seen as a mark of weakness rather than a serious condition and here we have someone going above and beyond. Stepping up to the mark and extending a helping hand. Plus, if a stranger can reach out unprompted to help someone surely for you and me, picking up a phone and checking on a friend or colleague or neighbour is just OK... is literally the least we can do I love it when football does stuff like this. The sport gets a bad rap at times. Players behave like dicks and then non-football fans are quick to shout "You wouldn't get a cricketer doing that" or "wouldn't happen in rugby" but now you have Barnsley doing THIS whilst England cricketer Ben Stokes is having punch ups in nightclubs and Rugby's Danny Cipriani is thumping bouncers... Maybe FOOTBALL is now the one setting the good example? and for that reasons we should all be terrified. --------------------------------- SOLO ACOUSTIC GUITAR by Jason Shaw Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 United States— CC BY 3.0 US Music promoted by Audio Library ---------------------------------

Don't mention Arsenal Fan TV, and Mike Ashley opens his wallet

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Thu, 16 Aug 2018 00:29:09 +0000

Arsenal TV is no more, at least in name and Tony Adams is not happy with the new regime at the Emirates. And to the North, Mike Ashley finally splashes out but even though it's not in the way every Geordie wanted, he might have actually found some great new players. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, There's also video content we make out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music: Sophomore Makeout and Tomorrow from Bensound.com and Steffen Daum - Between Dragons and Humans, appear under creative commons 3.0 license SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Spurs sign zilch, Klopp the underdog, and Kepa the Keeper

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 11:48:40 +0000

Ant takes the reigns this week as the season kicks off and Spurs break a record none of their fans wanted. We also ask if Jurgen Klopp is making the Liverpool players watch Rocky movies instead of training? And we get the latest on the facebook relationship of Jose Mourinho and Paul Pogba. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Theme Music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other music appears under creative commons courtesy of Silverman Sound Studios - Feather Duster bensound.com - Jazzy Frenchy John Chatz played the keyboard cover of Gonna Fly Now

Courtois goes shopping, transfer deadline day and the worlds worst mascot

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Thu, 09 Aug 2018 00:46:57 +0000

So all the friendlies and curtain raisers are done, and the super early transfer window is closing/slamming shut as I write this. There is an unusual number of goalkeepers on the move, but by far the most incredible new member of staff at any football club anywhere, is at West Bromich Albion. Plus it's bath day in Mr Jim's house. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and you can get it twice a week just by hitting subscribe. This episode features music from Katalina Kicks with our theme tune and their kind permission, and also features the following tracks under Creative Commons 3.0 licence. Bensound - Tomorrow / Bensound - Sophomore Makeout Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

New Season, New technology, Same Old Mourinho

Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson — Mon, 06 Aug 2018 12:34:21 +0000

Football didn't come home, but it's back with the transfer window about to shut and the charity shield on it's way to it's new home at the Etihad. Across the City of Manchester, Jose is staying true to form and looks like he's hit the self destruct button. And as technology continues to integrate with football, the MLS skip the referees and mic up the players... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. This episode also features music from bensound.com - Clap and Yell appears under creative commons license 3.0

Russia2018 The Best World Cup Finals ever?

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Tue, 17 Jul 2018 09:39:02 +0000

A pitch invasion, an own goal, teenage wonderkid, dodgy VAR decision, goalkeeping howler AND a decent performance from Paul Pogba - the final match of this World Cup had a whole bunch of things you rarely see, all in 90 minutes. Plus there was a thunderstorm and a world leader trying to Dab. Speaking of which, Gary Neville lays down the law to the politicians and doesn't hold back. And while all the golden things are being dished out, we present the most prized award we can bestow - The Golden Bell. But who deserved it most in the end? We're taking a break for a few weeks but will be back with the silliest soccer stories and comedy clips in time for the start of the 2018/19 premier league season. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, with additional production from Sean Allsop. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music: Jazzy Frenchy from Bensound.com appears under creative commons 3.0 license SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Russia2018 It's not coming home

Ant McGinley & Jim Salveson — Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:54:56 +0000

A crestfallen Jim tries to lift the mood of the nation, or at least find someone to blame. And the list is long. But can we find anything funny to make us smile or make the third-place play-off worth getting excited about? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, with additional production from Sean Allsop. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music: Clash Of Ages by Lionell Schmitt CC appears under creative commons 3.0 license SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Russia2018 England Win Football but Lose Face!

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 08:09:12 +0000

Can you bloody believe it? England are into the Semi-Finals of the 2018 World Cup in Russia. It turns out however that some "fans" don't really know how to handle the situation (or even their ale). Jim looks at the highs and lows of the Three Lions victory in the latest Episode of the Funny Football Show. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch The OTLS theme tune is "National Hero" performed by Katalina Kicks, and appears with their kind permission Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Bonus Episode: Chris Kamara interview

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 09:50:39 +0000

Unbelievable Jeff! Ahead of England's big semi against Croatia, we catch up with Sky Sports Chris Kamara and his multitude of endorsements. We also talk about the World Cup, football hard men, Paul Merson, and the origins of that catchphrase. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch The OTLS theme tune is "National Hero" performed by Katalina Kicks, and appears with their kind permission Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Russia2018 England vs Ikea vs Grant Mitchell

Fri, 06 Jul 2018 13:04:15 +0000

We're all doomed. The universe has aligned events in such a way that by the time the big match is over we'll all look like we used to be in Eastenders. In 1996. And football fever has spread across every facet of society, including the politicians in the Houses of Parliament. But at this rate, the next Prime Minister is likely to be Gareth Southgate. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch Theme tune from Katalina Kicks, incidental music appears under creative commons 3.0 license Between Dragons and Humans - Steffen Daum Funny Song - Bensound.com SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Russia2018 Three Lions beat Cheaters and Octo-Gone!

Thu, 05 Jul 2018 08:36:19 +0000

It's been a really good week for Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning Seeds who will be getting a bumper royalty cheque after England won on Penalties. But a former England captain tells us that this was nothing to do with Gareth Southgate. And whilst nationwide celebrations disrupted regular broadcasts, a clairvoyant Cephalopod was making headlines and making Paul Merson nervous. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch Theme tune from Katalina Kicks, incidental music appears under creative commons 3.0 license SFX made in-house and from Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Russia2018 5 Reasons England Will Win The World Cup

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 00:00:00 +0000

Not that we're counting our chickens or getting carried away but this is the year! This is it! 1966 all over again as England relive the Jules Rimet moment and football comes home because they are going to win the world cup and Jim is going to tell you the 5 reasons why. That's actually a good title for a show. We should do one on Netflix or something. But a comedy one about silly soccer stories. Or something. On The Left Side is written and directed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. This episode features music from Katalina Kicks as always with their kind permission and Sophomore Makeout from Bensound.com under creative commons 3.0 license.

Russia2018 Argentinian Highs and German Löw's

Sat, 30 Jun 2018 10:47:34 +0000

We could have done a whole episode about the Germans being knocked out of the world cup... Oh hang on, we did! We relive the joy as South Korea put an end to us being knocked out on penalties by them. The question is, who will knock us out on penalties now? We'll keep you up to date with all the comedy gaffs and silly stuff from the world cup. All you have to do is hit subscribe. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, the theme music is by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Thanks to Alistair Bruce Ball and Chris Sutton for their 5 live commentary.

Russia2018 Time for the knockout stages. Or should that be Tapout?

emailant@gmail.com — Wed, 27 Jun 2018 10:30:27 +0000

As we're halfway through this world cup it's time to look at some of the nominees for the most prestigous footballing award you've never heard of - the Golden Bell. And the favourite so far is less a knockout, a more of a tapout. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Theme tune from Katalina Kicks, incidental music appears under creative commons 3.0 license Clap and yell - Bensound.com Funny Song - Bensound.com

Russia2018 Kane Hat-trick triggers Panamania

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:21:32 +0000

The Funny football show travels from B&Q to Panama and brings you a twist on a classic song as England make it through to the last 16. But we're not the only ones getting emotional... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch Theme music from KatalinaKicks.com with their kind permission, ncidental music courtesy of bensound.com and is used under creatove commons license.

Russia2018 Hard To Swallow

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:14:26 +0000

Week 2 of the World Cup and strangely Russia are looking favourites to go all the way as all the other big boys are struggling. Speaking of big boys, somebody needs to have a word with Phil Neville about his table manners on TV. We have the latest on the Antoine Greizman saga, which actually finally gives us an answer. Gareth Southgate has a mystery injury, but it's not as mysterious as how Paul Merson sees the world, and will we be replacing the three lions logo with three unicorns? Once again we fail to answer any of these questions, but have a good time doing it. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch Theme music from KatalinaKicks.com with their kind permission, ncidental music courtesy of bensound.com All sfx produced in house or courtesy of free-sfx.com

Russia2018 Hard To Swallow

Ant McGinley — Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:12:00 +0000

Week 2 of the World Cup and strangely Russia are looking favourites to go all the way as all the other big boys are struggling. Speaking of big boys, somebody needs to have a word with Phil Neville about his table manners on TV. We have the latest on the Antoine Greizman saga, which actually finally gives us an answer. Gareth Southgate has a mystery injury, but it's not as mysterious as how Paul Merson sees the world, and will we be replacing the three lions logo with three unicorns? Once again we fail to answer any of these questions, but have a good time doing it. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's also a video version of this out there on youtube which you can watch Theme music from KatalinaKicks.com with their kind permission, incidental music courtesy of bensound.com All sfx produced in house or courtesy of free-sfx.com

Russia2018 Clapping For Girls

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 09:08:18 +0000

So Harry Kane gets England off to a winning start but we look ahead. Far, far ahead. We look 8 years into the future at the world cup after the world cup after the world cup that's happening right now. We sample some American punditry to get us in the mood, and take a look at whats been happening, and nearly happening, on the televised football sofas in the UK as well. Music this episode comes from Katalina Kicks as usual and Bensound.com with an edit of Sophomore Makeout. Applause comes from Patrice Evra. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside

Russia2018 Robbie Flips Out

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 14:53:42 +0000

Even before England's first game, there is a mix of confusion, despair and misguided optimism. Fabian Delph is fully prepared, but the BBC seems to have lost all the England fans, while Robbie Williams may have lost his freedom. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Theme music is courtesy of Katalina Kicks, incidental music courtesy of bensound.com, sfx made in house and from

Russia2018 Full kit whistlers

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 07:37:54 +0000

So it's all kicked off and not just on the pitch, with the Spanish sacking their manager before their first game, in an attempt to recreate the wonderful comedy experience that was Roy Keane walking out on the Republic of Ireland in 2002. And we ask how much influence Putin has on the tournament as he starts to file his tax return. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. This is also available for your eyes on youtube. Music in this episode comes from Katalina kicks with their permission as always and Bensound.com under creative commons license 3.0

Russia2018 World Cup Songs and bad vibes

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 01:13:09 +0000

We could have been on holiday but Jim just couldn't stop so here we are once again with two of the worst and possibly one of the best football songs ever. Make sure you subscribe to catch our regular coverage throughout the world cup on both podcast and youtube video. And thats it. We made it. It's dead good. etc. etc. etc. Love you, Ant & Jim

One Arm On The World Cup - Russia 2018 Special

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 11:14:36 +0000

We could give you a rundown of the Russian team and their chances as host nation but let's be honest, even Vladimir Putin and all the Russian doping experts won't get them to the knockout stages. So instead we provide you with some useful phrases, facts and historical knowledge about the biggest country in the world. Like that. That was a fact. We'll use that one. Oh and just because we can, we also have a pop at Piers Morgan as he lays into Raheem Sterling about that tattoo. It's kind of what we do. We're funny like that. Anyway, if this is your first time to the comedy party welcome! For this special episode we've teamed up with Tactics FC and a whole load of other football podcasts. Each show will be covering off a different nation competing in the FIFA 2018 World Cup. For a full list of nations, podcasts and links head here: https://podcastworldcup.tacticsfc.com On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Sound FX created in house and from freesfx.co.uk Theme Music appears with permission from Katalina Kicks, all incidental music appears under creative commons 3.0 license. This weeks guest voice is Tony Laming. We'll be back with shorter, more regular shows during the world cup.

No, no, no Karius WTF, and Kane you hear me roar?

Mon, 28 May 2018 10:44:30 +0000

It's year AW1 at the Emirates with a brand new sleeve sponsor, and a new boss in place, though one with only a rudimentary level of English. Harry Kane takes on the mantle of England Captain while the press stick it to Raheem Sterling yet again. And we celebrate 10 years since the greatest fan interview ever with John Terry, yeah. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Theme tune written and performed by, and appears with the kind permission of Katalina Kicks, Sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk Music covered under creative commons 3.0 license Bensound.com - Rumble Steffen Daum - Dawn is Coming Bensound.com - Sophomore Makeout Bensound.com - Tomorrow

The writing's on the bus

Mon, 21 May 2018 09:08:29 +0000

So, Jose lost his first final in England. Or did he? Elsewhere Gareth Southgate has announced who is getting on the team bus, but this week more importance is being put on what is being written ON the bus as FIFA get in on some BREXIT action. And the FA cup has a pundit from a galaxy far far away... We're back next week for the champions league and then a little break before our World Cup shows kick in. Make sure you subscribe to keep up with all the content. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission Sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk Other music appears under creative commons 3.0 Bensound.com - tomorrow Steffen Daum - On Top Of The Mountain

Hotel cancellations, Harry Potter and the end of an analogy

Mon, 14 May 2018 00:30:24 +0000

City hit a record breaking 100 points, Southampton are safe but there are more important questions that need answering. Like have Tottenham achieved their goal of turning into Arsenal? Is Mark Hughes actually a wizard? And will Carlos Carvalhal be leaving the Swans to join the team at the Marriott Hotel. The OTLS Theme "National Hero" is performed by and appears with kind permission from Katalina Kicks. Piccolo played by Wooly. SFX courtesy of Abrupt Audio and freesfx.co.uk Music used under creative commons 3.0 Bensound.com - Steffen Daum Steffen Daum - Last Resistance Steffen Daum - Downfall

Swopping shirts, keeping your best players and Arsene Mixalot

Thu, 10 May 2018 11:52:27 +0000

With the business end of the season almost wrapped up players are swopping more than just shirts, as clubs try to hold on to their best players and people are still asking about the future of Arsene Wenger. We respond to this the only way we know how, as he does the best 90's rap tune... EVER!!! On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson with additional production from Sean Allsop. Sound effects courtesy of Abrupt Audio and freesfx.co.uk The OTLS Theme is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission - KatalinaKicks.com Music appearing under creative commons 3.0: Steffen Daum - Last Resistance Bensound.com - Sophomore Makeout Bensound.com - Tomorrow For more comedy laughs and football funny follow us on twitter and instagram: @ontheleftside and @ontheleftsidepod

Selling Wembley and Talking Balls

Mon, 07 May 2018 13:48:55 +0000

As the Emirates waved goodbye to Arsene Wenger this week, we ask if the FA soon be doing the same with Wembley Stadium as the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars chucks a load of money at them? And we find out what it means if someone tells you to wear a cassock while playing football and wonder why some moves don't have any name at all. It's all in the latest episode of football funny as we round up the comedy soccer stories that made us laugh over the last few days... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Music courtesy of KatalinaKicks.com with their kind permission and Bensound.com under creative commons 3.0 Do You Speak Football by Tom Williams is available now.

Can Jose's scratchcard and a pint of Dyche make you happy?

Thu, 03 May 2018 00:42:45 +0000

What drives Mourinho to success? And do we need a new measure of success? Instead of awards - let's just name pubs after people that achieve great things, which is about to happen in Burnley. Plus we all know that watching our team lose makes us sad, but science is on the case. And the case is not good. It's all in the latest episode of football funny as we round up the comedy stories from the last few days. Interested in joining the happiness research Dr George was talking about? Sign up at mappinessapp.com On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional production and voices from Sean Allsop. Incidental SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk The theme tune appears with the kind permission of the artists National Hero - Katalina Kicks Incidental music under Creative Commons 3.0 Going Higher - Bensound.com Between Dragons and Humans - Tomorrow - Bensound.com Sunny - Bensound.com

Wenger gets pushed out of Heaven, and is Rodwell a Wally?

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 02:17:24 +0000

What would Arsene say after his life flashed before his eyes and he met God? Apart from I didn't see it. But Wenger isnt the only person leaving at the minute: Mick McArthy leaves Greggs in a Huff, Louis Van Gaal leaves his name to a new baby, and Chris Coleman does what all managers do and leaves Sunderland AFTER WE'VE RECORDED but we still manage to make it sound like we know what we're doing. Unlike Jack Rodwell, because no-one seems to know what he's doing, or where. But we all have an inner Rodwell that we need to find, don't we? On The Left Side is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley for Abrupt Audio, with additional production from Sean Allsop. Sound effects courtesy of free sfx.co.uk Incidental Piano played by Wooly Music appearing with kind permission from the artist: National Hero - Katalina Kicks - Katalinakicks.com Music appearing under Creative Commons: Jazzy Frenchy - Bensound.com Acoustic Breeze - Bensound.com Better Days - Bensound.com

Obi-wan Kane-obi and Han Salah

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 23:57:01 +0000

Harry Kane is at it again, but is he as good at mind games as he is at corners? Mohammed Salah is undoubtedly King of the Kop but could he be the next footballer to turn global leader? Could the foreign secretary get a late call up to the World Cup? And when will Raheem Sterling eat again? It's all in the latest episode of the funny football show. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune National Hero is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Sound effects courtesy of Freesfx.co.uk Other music appears under Creative Commons 3.0 license Tomorrow - Bensound.com (edited) Enigmatic - Bensound.com (edited) On Top Of The Mountain - Steffen Daum Jazzy Frenchy - Bensound.com (edited) Acoustic - Bensound.com (edited)

Wexit Happens, Big Sam has a Referendum, and Barton is Boss

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 22:33:02 +0000

Everton fans this week got to fill in an official survey on how bad they thought Sam Allardyce was as a manager. And after fans spent more money on planes and campaigns than Arsenal have on players, Wenger finally announced he would be stepping down amidst a broccoli controversy. Going the other way, all bets are off as Joey Barton steps into management. It's all in the latest episode of football funny, as we find the comedy the last few days of nonsense. There's less swearing in English this episode, but in an effort to boost our global audience, we have a little in Italian. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Remember to subscribe if you liked the show and you'll get a new episode every Monday and Thursday. Music appearing with kind permission from the artist: Katalina Kicks - National Hero Music appearing under creative commons 3.0: Merry-go-Round - Gary Edstrom Bensound.com - Tomorrow Breaking News - Freesfx.co.uk Bensound.com - Jazzy Frenchy Bensound.com - Acoustic Breeze

Clap your hands for Kompany, Pep's secret and Danny Dyer

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 22:31:16 +0000

So after denying them last week, United handed City the league title, catching them a little unprepared when it came to celebrating. Or maybe not, as a certain dodgy promo video from Etisalat suggested. Meanwhile, the papers have uncovered the secret to Man City's liquid football, and it seems to lie in uncovering your feet. Things aren't going so well for Man City exile Joe Hart, but can a cockney hardman make it all better? It's all in another episode of football funny, and one where Jim doesn't swear. I know, what are the chances? However, Vinny Kompany drops an F-bomb. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Remember to subscribe if you liked the show and you'll get a new episode every Monday and Thursday. Music appearing with kind permission from the artist: Katalina Kicks - National Hero Music appearing under creative commons 3.0: Bensound.com - Happiness Bensound.com - Enigmatic Stefan Daum - Dawn is Coming Bensound.com - Badass

Poor Panels, Rubbish Referees, and S is for Sunderland

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 02:04:00 +0000

So Man City clinch the title thanks to West Brom and Man Utd, but the real story of the last few days in the beautiful game lies in pop music and in film. We learn that you don't have to actually score to get your name on the score sheet, you just have to want it more and there ain't no party like a Sunderland Club Party. And in whats becoming a singalong episode there's musical theatre in this episode, with a bit of a sing-song from the yellow brick road, plus a few mentions of Oliver. Oh, and mini Jim gatecrashes again. Must get a stronger lock for the studio. Liked the show? Then you can vote for us as Best Podcast at On The Left Side is written, produced and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional production by Sean Allsop. All music appears under licence and permission of the artist or via Creative Commons 3.0 1 Katalina Kicks - National Hero 2 Bensound.com - Ukulele 3 Bensound.com - Clearday 4 Steffan Daum - Last Resistance 5 Bensound.com - Tomorrow 6 Bensound.com - Slow Motion

Harry's Goal, Big Sam's vision and Wenger's Baby

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 10:03:10 +0000

It seems that the Golden Boot is now the most important piece of silverware still up for grabs and has led to Harry Kane robbing everyone who has Cristian Erikksen in their Fantasy team of a load of points. And while Kane wants us to take his word for it, we're not really sure if Sam Allardyce has any idea what his words actually mean. But far away from the comedy circus that is the Premier League there seems to be a more pure vision of what football is, and one playmaker now has a little Indian namesake. It's all in your latest dose of football funny. You can vote for us in the football blogging awards by clicking and enter who you think should win each category. Including us for best podcast! Maybe we'll see you there! On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional production from Sean Allsop. Music used with permission from the artist National Hero - KatalinaKicks.com Music used under Creative Commons 3.0 Badass - Bensound.com Acoustic Breeze - Bensound.com

Man City need a new bus. And a date.

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 00:26:49 +0000

Manchester City fans must be distraught. With a handful of games to go their 13 points clear in the league, already have one trophy under their belt, plus they are still in the Champions League. Though their favourite bus is now out of action. (We should really set up some charitable donation scheme). And if you're looking for a Tinder match, would you swipe left on the Blues, much as two sets of Reds did this week? On The Left Side is written and presented by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional production from Sean Allsop. The following music is used via direct agreement or under Creative Commons: National Hero - Katalina Kicks Tomorrow - Bensounds.com The Wheels on the Bus - traditional Sexy - Bensound SFX produced in-house, others courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

Ronaldo the one man team and YOU'RE asked to join #TeamIceland!

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 18:52:06 +0000

Much to no one's delight regular host, Jim makes a return in the brand new On The Left Side; The Funny Football Show. Your regular dose of funny football podcast this week looks, in awe at Christiano Ronaldo's spectacular overhead kick and looks in disbelief at that weird statue of him erected in Maderia airport last summer. He also has a tempting alternative if the idea of supporting England at this summers World Cup Finals isn't all that appealing? Strap yourself in soccer is about to get funny! On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Original music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks www.katalinakicks.com and incidental music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk, bensound.com and others covered by creative commons license. Use iTunes? Subscribe here: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/on-the-left-side-the-funny-football-show/id1048369523?mt=2 Episode TrackList: "National Hero" - Katalina Kicks "Book Of The Monkey" - Dan-O at DanoSongs.com "Lost Within" - A Himitsu https://soundcloud.com/a-himitsu Creative Commons — Attribution 3.0 Unported— CC BY 3.0 Music released by Argofox Music provided by Audio Library

Bolt, Benches, and Women United, with BBC 5 Live's Dotun Adebayo

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 02:28:35 +0000

The final of our guest presenters to take the reigns is late night BBC radio legend, Dotun Adebayo. Puma. And Usain Bolt has scored, but not like you might have read in the papers a few weeks ago, in football. Puma. We remind the Red Devils that it's 2018, not 1918, as they finally announce a women's team, but may have missed out on the chance to sign the worlds fastest man. Puma. That said it's men who've made an impact in the WSL this week, and another football rule change means Nick Knowles maybe making a football edition of DIY SOS. Puma. Every show we find all the funny in the last few days, make sure you hit subscribe to get more comedy and the return of Jim on the next episode. On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley (aka some other guy) and Jim Salveson. Additional production from Sean Allsop. Original music was written and performed by Katalina Kicks and incidental music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk, bensound.com and others covered by creative commons license. Songs used in this episode: National Hero - Katalina Kicks Sophomore Makeout - Silent Partner Motivational Pop Rock Instrumental - Artist AShamealuevMusic Farewell - Whitesand 18 Months ago Pete Naughton of the Telegraph reviewed this show on BBC 5 Live with Dotun, and they were really nice about us. So it's been wonderful to finally get him onto team OTLS. You can hear more of the Award-winning Dotun Adebayo on BBC Radio London, and BBC Five Live which is the home of his World FootbaPhone-In, which you can listen to

Get behind England, pay Russia & goodbye Zlatan

Thu, 29 Mar 2018 12:22:17 +0000

With Jim still away, today's emergency comedy caretaker is Gamesmaster Golden Joystick winner Damien St John, who takes on yobbos in Amsterdam, loving the Foreign Secretary, TV dinners with Eastenders, hotel inflation in Kaliningrad, and the departure of a legend in another dose of Football funny. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley, Jim Salveson and Sean Allsopp for Abrupt Audio. Original music written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and sfx courtesy of and bensound.com under creative commons license.

Passion, part time jobs, and bad decisions

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 10:47:05 +0000

This episode Amy Christophers (@ThatSportSpice) steps into the OTLS hotseat and asks where has all the passion gone after England beat the Dutch. We look at the jobs England players could be doing if football never worked out, and brace ourselves for the bad decisions we will be facing at the world cup in Russia 2018. Every show we find all the funny in the last few days, and join us for more comedy and another guest host on Thursday. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley, Jim Salveson and Sean Allsop. Original music written and performed by Katalina Kicks, incidental music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and used under Creative Commons licence. Find more shows go to:

We blame Russia. For everything

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 10:29:22 +0000

Just how far has Russia infiltrated the UK? We stick a comedy finger up their nose and ask is football impervious to it? And most importantly, how will the knock-on effects of this change the line up on ITV2? We get a sneak peak of a French footballer in therapy, and we give thanks that Alex Mcleish never swopped places with William Wallace, otherwise Braveheart would have been a rubbish movie. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sfx courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and used under creative commons licence.

Jose blames United and nobody's fans are happy

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 21:43:40 +0000

Everybody seems a little down, even Manchester City after they got Liverpool in the Champions League. Everybody is having a go on the misery merry-go-round: West Ham fans kicking off during games, Spurs barely clinging to the eternal and usually fruitless hope of silverware, Harry Kane back on crutches has got England fans panicking. But nobody seems stressed out and fed up as Jose Mourinho, who has been a bit vocal this week after his team did their best impression of an OAP swimming club. Once again, the funny football show finds the latest fun and comedy soccer stories. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and features the vocal talent that is Benjamin Nickless. Original music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk under Creative Commons license.

Jamie Carragher gobs off

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 10:49:51 +0000

While everybody is angry at Carra for his actions this week, we take a moment to appreciate the natural ability the man has to pull off the feat that has landed him in hot water. And somebody else in warm phlegm. And is it really worse than dragging one of the most promising teams in the premier league, into the relegation zone as Southampton kick out their manager in favour of Mark Hughes. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original music written and performed by Katalina Kicks. All other music and sfx courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and is used under creative commons license.

Watt confuses referees and Real runs at Madrid

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 02:29:47 +0000

Football this week went a little bit Abbott and Costello as do we as we try and figure out just how Sanchez Watt managed to get himself sent off, and then on again for Hemel Hempstead. Meanwhile, over in Spain, Sergio Ramos takes himself off for possibly the most embarrassing reason, especially when your team kit has white shorts. Plus there's a chance to relive some of the greatest hits from Motty as he hangs up his sheepskin and heads for a life of domestic bliss. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original music written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and sounds courtesy of freesfx.co.uk under creative commons license. This episode contains additional voices from Sean Allsop, Anthony Laming and Ciaran Saward.

Arsenal heartbreak and Chelsea statues

Thu, 08 Mar 2018 01:37:32 +0000

The defeat to Brighton was the equivalent of a massive coronary for one Arsenal fan on this weeks Our Tune. And it's not just the supporters all this is affecting. Arsene Wenger pops up on X Factor, then talks about getting naked. And while Arsenal fans get it in the ticker, Antonio Conte gets it in the neck, but amongst it all, the unexpected death of Davide Astori brings out the best of football from Fiorentina. On The Left Side is written and presented by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. All other music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and licensed under creative commons. For more Funny Football, silly soccer and comedy nonsense, go to OnTheLeftSide.co.uk

VAR chaos, Snow chaos and mistaken identity

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 11:09:13 +0000

We go a bit Radio 4 at times today, thanks to the farce that is VAR, a system so bad it makes sense it’s being used in the world cup. And as the weather closed in could Twitter be the real reason why Wembley cost £800 million to build? And as well as a spot of shoddy journalism and a splash of Motown, we have what could be the most wonderful voice in football. Though we also have Jim singing again, so, you know, Swings and roundabouts. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original music performed by Katalina Kicks with their kind permission. Other music and sfx courtesy of freesfx and creative commons licensing.

Winter Break is Coming and walking football

Thu, 01 Mar 2018 12:13:47 +0000

The first bit of silverware has gone with Man City taking home the carbo.. the caribou.. the carabababo... the Leauge cup, but Gary Neville thinks Arsenal just walked over and handed it to them. Then walked back. Very, very slowly. Once again, this has prompted calls for Wenger Out, and amongst the names that have been put forward to replace him is a rather familiar character. And this time next year we could all be going on holiday as finally football has decided to have a sit down and a cup of tea for a week or two round February next year. On The Left Side is written and presented by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. All other SFX and music c/o freesfx.co.uk under creative commons license. This was our 150th episode. Thanks for listening and supporting us so far!

Mourinho & Pogba on the rocks, chicken picnic, and Taxi for West Brom

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 12:02:59 +0000

The greatest love story of last season could become the biggest break up story of this one, as Jose forgets all about his expensive Frenchman Paul Pogba. And is the food in Spanish McDonalds really worth getting in trouble with the Police for? Finally the new Swansea manager wants to take you on a picnic, but leave you feeling hungry. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and covered under creative commons licensing.

Wigan End City's Dream of Going 4 Up... and Pep gets Punchy!

Wed, 21 Feb 2018 10:42:42 +0000

It's Funny Football Podcast time again as Wigan Athletic knock City out of the FA Cup with a goal from the mighty Will Griggs (who is clearly still on fire). That's not all though as Pep Guardiola and Sergio Aguero get a bit "flighty" off the pitch too... Imagine if Jose had done that eh? We also go in search of the greatest football fans on the planet... and may well find them! On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original theme tune "National Hero" was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Additional music and SFX from freesfx.co.uk and licenced via Creative Commons.

Ronaldo and Kane breaking records (again) and a Valentines Day massacre at Man City.

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 11:26:42 +0000

On the latest Funny Football Podcast, we ponder how the tabloid newspapers might report the sad retirement of Hull City defender Ryan Mason, wonder if Ronaldo might actually be a wizard and look at a social media faux pas from the Manchester City PR team... all in under 8mins. Enjoy the podcast. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original theme tune "National Hero" was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Additional music and SFX from freesfx.co.uk, BenSounds.com and licenced via Creative Commons.

Woy is Wattled and Unexpected Penis in the Bagging Area

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 17:01:37 +0000

Another bite-sized podcast full to the brim with "Funny Football" stuff from the Premier League and beyond. This week we see a dark side to Crystal Palace boss Roy Hodgson, hear Gary Neville drop some rhymes with Pep Guardiola and spot some unexpected genitalia in Huddersfield Town's match with Bournemouth. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original theme tune "National Hero" was written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Additional music and SFX from freesfx.co.uk and licenced via Creative Commons.

Evra blowing bubbles, Mahrez moaning

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 12:34:02 +0000

Can Patrice Evra give West Ham a kick up the face, much like he did to one of the Marseille fans? Or is his signing purely political? Meanwhile, Riyad Mahrez is back in body, if not in mind and soul, but is the real reason he's been missing the roadworks on the M6? And is Joey Barton the voice of feminism in football? (SPOILER ALERT: No. No, he's not). Once again, we start off asking questions like these and get distracted by other things. On the Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original theme tune written and performed by Katalina Kicks, incidental music and sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and licensed via creative commons.

Conte's curse and Kane's century

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 03:57:35 +0000

It's all about hair, organised crime and sleep deprivation at Chelsea this week, as Bakayoko still has no idea how to win fans over. Thankfully, we have Harry Kane to distract us from all that, and any cheap gags about the Delle Ali sextape. Please note, this episode does not to do any cheap gags at Delle Ali's expense. We're saving up for a really expensive one on the next show. On The Left Side is written and produced by Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme music written and performed by Katalinakicks.com

West Ham, Africa, and Merson's Transfer School

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 03:54:41 +0000

Today proves that football currently has more money than sense, as there was a lot of transfers and a whole lot of stupidity over the last year. The problems could all stem from education, especially given the nightmare vision of a school we are given by SkySports. But on the bright side, it gave us an excuse to have another singsong. On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of freefx.co.uk and is covered under creative commons license. Guest contributions this episode include the marvellous Tony Laming, and 2 parts of the Allsop family.

PNev explains those tweets, and Jose gets juicy

Thu, 01 Feb 2018 04:04:47 +0000

Who wants to be Phil Neville? We spot a weakness in his skill set as he again proves his inability to count, but he tries to dig himself out of a hole with some impressive claims. Claims that sound much better than the sexist comments on his twitter feed. Speaking of feeding, Mourinho has the munchies and is hungry for a bite of Alexis’ orange. We think. Actually, we’re not sure what Jose is on about. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Really. Ant actually wrote some funny bits this time. If you didn't laugh, those were the bits Jim wrote. Theme music courtesy of Katalina Kicks and incidental music and SFX, courtesy of Freesfx.co.uk and music under creative commons license.

The Dyche Diet, and the worlds first Football Song Baby

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 00:35:12 +0000

Could there be trouble as the top English manager in the Premier League this season is confronted with his past in a scandal absolutely nobody is calling #Wormgate and we ask how good Andy Carroll would be if he never got injured, and if he could be the makeweight in a swop deal with daytime TV show Countdown? And we jump on a call to a God amongst men, as Kent Roger Solheim tells us all about naming his baby in honour of his club. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and creative commons licensing.

Silva bites the dust and the rise of the Proper Football Man

Thu, 25 Jan 2018 11:41:07 +0000

Marco Silva is the 7th Premier league manager to be sacked this season, and the second because of Everton. Harry Redknapp is having a pop at those funny foreigners again, and Alexis Sanchez is finally in Manchester, where he's feeling romantic. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

ABBA, Alan Shearer dolls, and Crouch vs Carroll

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 01:12:15 +0000

Just what has got Antonio Conte pulling his hair out? And why has Alan got a bee in his bonnet, or more to the point a V, an A, and an R?We get a sneak preview of a future football chant as Andy Carroll pulls a sicky, and in doing so a muscle or two, and the newspaper calculators go into overdrive with the Sanchez transfer. Plus Richard Osman finally makes it onto our show after being on everything else on the TV. Enjoy the podcast and don't forget to now. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for . The OTLS theme tune 'National Hero' is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Additional music from and SFX supplied by .

Giggs Returns as Sanchez packs his bags

Thu, 18 Jan 2018 01:33:32 +0000

There are lots of numbers flying around as Sanchez is poised to leave Arsenal. But what shirt will he be wearing in the next few weeks? And more importantly, apparently, what number will he have on the back of it?We also find out where footballers go on holiday, and, as he takes on the mantle as Wales manager, we wonder if Ryan Giggs’ past will come back to haunt him. Not that one. The other one. But we might make a joke about that. Again. But hey, at least there’s no Wayne Rooney gags this time. At least I don’t think there are. Don’t worry. We’ll do one next time. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and sounds courtesy of Abrupt Audio and freesfx.co.uk

The Rooney Rule and Firminos Heartbreak

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 02:09:03 +0000

We discover that the number of managers with backgrounds of being bad managers, far exceed those of BAME managers across the Football League. And wonder if the FA are only able to address one 'ism' at a time? eg if they are not being racist then is it ok for them to be sexist? There’s heartbreak at Liverpool with the departure of Philippe Coutinho but the pain is eased with what could be the greatest football song ever, made with rice. Pep Guardiola and Neil Warnock shine a light on what it costs to play football in the modern game - bones, and bodies. And we pitch Elton John what could be the greatest ever sporting musical… On The Left Side is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of Freesfx.co.uk and use of Creative Commons.

Swansea go shopping and VAR is a bit MEH

Thu, 11 Jan 2018 10:53:20 +0000

We’re not sure the new Swansea manager fully understands the concept of the transfer window as he is off down the fish market. Elsewhere, the Mayor of Liverpool is off down the cop shop as he’s worried about Ross Barclay. Meanwhile Coutinho is off to start a new life in Barcelona while a new dawn comes in the form of Video Assistant Referees. Who may or may not have been watching Eastenders. But the future of football is not futuristic enough as we test it against HAL 9000, the computer from 2001 A Space Odyssey. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune “National Hero” is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

Wengers Wallet, Lazy Jose, and crossing the line with Livermore

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 01:38:19 +0000

We look at some of the biggest surprises in the football rollercoaster that is the transfer window, find out the secrets of Arsenal's finances, discover a player guaranteed to get you maximum points on scrabble, play classical music alongside football chants, cast our minds back to the time that Real Madrid wanted Alan Pardew, and learn that Mourinho isn’t going anywhere, if only because he can’t be bothered. Also getting a mention in this show: Falkirk, West Ham, Chelsea, David Beckham and Posh Spice (sorry), Andy Carroll, The Lowry Hotel, Alan Partridge, and Jim's crappy house. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental SFX and music care of www.freesfx.co.uk

Klopp gets Van Dijk, Jose gets the blame, and football gets political

Thu, 04 Jan 2018 02:24:09 +0000

Jose Mourinho looks set to appear on a new TV game show, but will he still struggle to get points? Liverpool have just bought the world's most expensive defender, and given that it took longer to get him than it did to make all the Lord of the Rings movies, maybe they should also sign Vincent Kompany to do their accounts. And Jeff Stelling gets ranty about the New Years Honours List, while Sam Allardyce talks sense. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Music courtesy of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

It's our 2017 Fannual of the year!

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 05:01:00 +0000

It's time for us to look back at some of the stupid, silly and downright comical things in our annual look back over the year. In this bonus-length episode we cram in as much of the last 12 months as we can and see that the year was really all about shinpads, airplanes, dogs, bushes, pasties, affairs, goats, dogs again, Take That, Russian politics, and Genetics. But we do also manage to talk about the likes of Swansea, Liverpool, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Arsenal, Everton, Man Utd, Man City, Aberdeen, Free State Stars, Arsenal de Sarandi, Sutton United, Wayne Rooney, Arsene Wenger, Neymar Jr, Lionel Messi, Pep Guardiola, Alexi Sanchez, Jose Mourinho, Bob Bradley, Jurgen Klopp, Gabriel Jesus, Jan Vertongen, Gordon Strachan, Ray Hudson, Wayne Shaw, and sadly, Piers Morgan. Twice. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original music courtesy of Katalina Kicks.

It's a Christmas Day Special!

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 12:51:57 +0000

It's cold, it's snowing, so warm yourself by the fire while we open some of the cards and presents sent to us by the great and good of football, presumably to thank us for all we've done this year. There may even be a sing-song. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio

Diving, Paintbrushes, and could a team Yorkshire one day win the World Cup?

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 03:17:48 +0000

David Moyes steps up to protect his West Ham players with some diving tips. Meanwhile, Match of the Day goes all Arty farty thanks to Martin Keown and his brushes, plus we speak to Phillip Hegarty of the Yorkshire International Football Association about the birth of a new power in World Football. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

Sullivan's excuses, and no Christmas for Everton

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 00:40:17 +0000

West Ham’s own version of the chuckle brothers, Dildos, sorry I mean Davids, Gold, and Sullivan have been at it again, and it could mean that Jose Fonte and Robert Snodgrass will be transferred out and replaced with Ben 10 and Bob the Builder. Plus the Iron's club shop is selling possibly the shittiest Christmas present ever. Quite literally. Elsewhere Sam Allardyce has cancelled Christmas for Everton. Possibly because he is the second coming of the Messiah. And though Wayne Rooney is on a hot streak, the clubs social media team don’t seem to know who he is. All that plus the proudest man in Burnley, and could some big name Amerian rappers be heading for the Premier League? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

Sour milk in Manchester

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 03:59:09 +0000

There are still cuts and bruises from the Manchester derby, but most of these seem to have happened in the City changing room, AFTER the game. Plus we search the media to find the truth about, well about Jose Mourinho's dry cleaning bill. The fans are angry, but we wonder what the older generation would have made of it all, and also ask just how young this squad Pep Guardiola has assembled is. And Romelu Lukaku is back on target again. Sort of. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Klopp's bite, Ronaldo's victory and Wenger's headache

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 10:48:45 +0000

Ronaldo surprised no one by winning footballer of the year for the fifth time. Meanwhile Jurgen Klopp showed off his new teeth before sinking them into everyone who thought that was a penalty in the Merseryside Derby. Down the M62 Noel Gallagher was giving Michael Owen a run for his money in pundit of the year for the Manchester Derby. Elsewhere, Wenger has a headache and seemingly unhappy with his side income from potato crisps, Gary Lineker auditions for a part in BBC remake. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Pep vs Pogba and Sunderland in the toilet

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 08:44:22 +0000

As we get ready for the world's earliest title decider, we ask the big questions: Like does Pep Guardiola write all his Tripadvisor reviews in Capital letters? Is Paul Pogba in the Mafia? And what would happen if Jose did that? We also send some wet wipes to the stadium of light where things are just crap, particularly for one black cat fan. On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Big Sams Big Everton Job and England World Cup Panamania

otls@abruptaudio.com — Mon, 04 Dec 2017 02:59:58 +0000

What did Southgate do to sort out that draw for next summer, could he be any less excited about it, or indeed aware of potential hazards while talking to the press? And just when you thought Lineker had forgiven Maradonna, the two legends met again in the draw for Russia for 2018. Elsewhere Allardyce is off to a flyer at his new club, no doubt down to the extra money they've waved in his face and some other interesting promises. But just how far can he go? Who better to ask than some ex footballers without a clue. And we wonder if Alan Pardew going to West Brom just the latest challenge on The Apprentice TV show? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks for Abrupt Audio.

Allardyce on his way, Lukaku on target

otls@abruptaudio.com — Thu, 30 Nov 2017 07:54:06 +0000

Have Everton just had their most important game EVER? Martin Keown thinks so. Big Sam has turned up to save everyone but it looks like he’s not got much to be worried about, so host Jim offers some tips if he goes out clubbing to celebrate. Lukaku is back on target but unfortunately for one Brighton defender it’s not on goal, and though Jose Mourinho seems to get his way again, surely even he can't get away with smoking at a game, even if it is a cigar. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Does Cantona want Pep and can God save Everton?

Mon, 27 Nov 2017 10:55:03 +0000

Ant steps into Jims boots today and looks at the Oumar Niasse situation from many different points of view. All of which seem to come from Phil Neville. And would the manager of Algeria be the miracle the Toffees need? Plus there's a sniff of treason in the air as King Cantona makes eyes at Guardiola, and David Moyes proves he's nothing if not unprepared. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. With music from Katalina Kicks, appearing with their kind permission.

What next for Pulis and West Brom

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 03:27:44 +0000

The Baggies pull the plug on Tony Pulis, only to realise that he may be just the man they need to keep them up. But could he be about to become a United man? That's a handyman, to take care of all the Manchester Utd first teams, first world problems. But it all sounds just a little bit seedy. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Pressure on Pulis and Robot Football

otls@abruptaudio.com — Mon, 20 Nov 2017 06:25:21 +0000

Goals galore this weekend, Tony Pulis should be scared about his job, but despite the everyone acting like it's already happened, he is acting like he's not bothered. Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Paul Pogba are back for Man United, but was a secret safari at Carrington the reason for the Zlats speedy recovery. Plus Jim bemoans the fact that the future is not what he was promised, and a football remake of James Cameron's Terminator is on the cards. And there's a real-life Specsavers advert from a game in the Bundesliga.

No Goals, No Italy, No One Cares

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 05:32:10 +0000

A goalless draw against Brazil was great for Neymar, but he's been crying, as was Buffon after the Italian's drew a blank against Sweden and now they'll be joining the Republic on the couch at home to watch the World Cup in Russia. But have we found a manager that could inspire Scotland to victory, just like William Wallace did in Braveheart?Plus there are puns galore thanks to the unique way in which the BBC are funded. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. This episode features extra voices from Tony Laming and music from Katalina Kicks. Find us on Twitter @ontheleftside

England Impress and Moyes is on the edge

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 04:10:12 +0000

David Moyes is taking no prisoners with his first press engagements as the new boss of West Ham. Which is probably a good thing, as he's sounding more than a little bit scary. Meanwhile, Gareth Southgate cobbled a team together at the last minute after almost everybody he picked to play for England against Germany got their mum to phone in sick. Also feeling sick at the moment is Slaven Bilic, and we have an exclusive recording of the calls he's been making to all his old players. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Original Theme music "National Hero" was written and is performed by Katalina Kicks, and appears with their kind permission.

The World's Greatest Football Manager

Thu, 09 Nov 2017 02:01:16 +0000

David Moyes is in, Slaven Bilic is out, and Arsene Wenger is angry. Most managers retire by the time they reach their early seventies, but in this episode, we meet a man who kept going and went on to break all records. Seb Keenan speaks to Jim about winning the Champions League no less than seven times in a row, in the future. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

Simon Sacked in Sunderland Shambles

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 03:25:08 +0000

There's some good news for everyone who isn't a Sunderland fan, and even good news for sacked manager Simon Grayson. Mick Mcarthy makes us laugh but Roy Keane will probably never be happy. Same goes for Jim if you trample his flowers. He might get angry enough to get on a London Fan TV Channel... On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk. Theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Everyone Wants The Everton Job

otls@abruptaudio.com — Thu, 02 Nov 2017 06:47:27 +0000

Goodison Park is swimming in job applications from pretty much everyone, including the caretaker manager. It's fair to say that Joey Barton is not a big fan of David Unsworth, no matter how much he tries to hide it. And have we found the worst place to get stitches ever? You may want to sit down as we bring you some shocking injury news from Spain. But don't worry, Jose is here to help you relax. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Music and SFX courtesy of Katalina Kicks and

Bye Bye Bilic and Carabao Catastrophe

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 05:07:00 +0000

It’s all balls according to Pep Guardiola, who is in need of a miracle, but not as much as Slaven Bilic who has his head on the West Ham chopping block despite beating Spurs in the cup. And it’s all because he’s too nice. And the Carabao Cup suffers a ‘minor’ technical glitch - but who was really behind it all? On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune National Hero is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. All other music and SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk. Plus a little snip of something that might get us sued. Again.

Bye Bye Koeman, Hello secret gay footballers

Thu, 26 Oct 2017 00:46:54 +0000

This week we stumble over the freshly slain Ronald Koeman in the killing fields of football, learn how to deal with crap Christmas presents from your relatives, and with one rag plumbing new depths, we ask if journalists know the difference between privacy and secrecy. You can probably work that one out. It's all in the latest ARIA nominated silly sports show that is #OTLS On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Music and incidental SFX are provided by Katalina Kicks, and freesfx.co.uk

Mour-Issey

Ant McGinley — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 02:56:00 +0000

This week we bring you back to 1912 but it seems the FA may have been there all along. Elsewhere, Jose complains about the fact that no one complains about his complaints. At least I think that's what he was saying. And which superstar footballer may have to thank Deliveroo for his form? Just one question we will fail to answer.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson

Snake-Speare

Ant McGinley — Wed, 18 Oct 2017 22:11:00 +0000

There’s dancing in the streets of Newcastle and Leicester and in Leicester as someone gives up, some one storms out, and someone is kicked out. It all means one club has a lost a snake and gained a horse, while another has a Torpedo but no commentator. And it all really happened in the last few days. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The Theme Tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental SFX and music courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and bensound.com No animals were injured in the recording of this programme. But Jim had a bit of a cold.

Testiculating Stephen Hawking vs Dr Seuss

Ant McGinley — Sun, 15 Oct 2017 23:15:00 +0000

A pundit puts himself back under the floodlights, there’s a brief History of The European International League and we ask if a beloved kids author has joined the MOTD team. All in the football show that's not really about football. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme music written and performed by Katlina Kicks. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk

Genetics, Egyptians, Hobbits and Teletubbies

Ant McGinley — Thu, 12 Oct 2017 01:11:00 +0000

It would seem qualifying for the world cup is still exciting in some places, and one commentator seems to be more interested in finding his mate. Jim reads an exciting UN report, and opens a window onto the celebrations of Egyptian fans, and into the mind of Gordon Strachan. Plus we create our own sound effect, and envision a footballing / kids tv cross over On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written,recorded and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Other inscidental music and sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk, and Abrupt Audio.

Preda-toe: Have Beckham, Hoddle and Merson all gone mad?

Ant McGinley — Mon, 09 Oct 2017 00:22:00 +0000

England are through to the WC but are they simply dreaming of a short back and sides? Glen Hoddle takes us through the diary of Harry Kane, and Paul Merson moves a step closer to becoming the next leader of UKIP. Plus we have an exclusive new product from Adidas.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental Music and Sound Effects courtesy of freesfx.com

Oh So Quiet

Ant McGinley — Thu, 05 Oct 2017 14:12:00 +0000

In this episode, we tackle European politics, philosophy and how to stimulate the modern football fan, plus a state of the art survey, the greatest goal of the month ever and another computer made of paper predicts the end of season results, all in the latest episode of the alternative football show. On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Theme music and Sound Effects appear courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk The On The Left Side theme is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

Pep Talk

Ant McGinley — Sun, 01 Oct 2017 21:06:00 +0000

While Gary Lineker talks balls in foreign speak like, we travel from Bromley to Tesco, eat roast swan sandwiches, build a machine to save football journalism from itself, and travel to an alternate universe, where Jose Mourinho faces life in prison. And we talk football. A bit. On The Left Side is written and produced by a superior piece of artifcial intelligence. You will submit to it's power. The age of the machines is here. Bow down puny human. Subscribe or die.

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Ant McGinley — Thu, 28 Sep 2017 09:19:00 +0000

This episode is all about breaking records and team unity. And Batman vs Spiderman. And social media etiquette. And schoolboy behaviour. And the fact that money won't solve every problem. #Neymar #Cavani #PSG #Penalties #GarethBarry #633 #ParisStGermain #Tantrums #MoMoneyMoProblems On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme tune written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy or www.bensound.com and www.free-sfx.co.uk On The Left Side is nominated for Best Sports Radio Show at the UK ARIAS 2017. Thank you to everyone who has supported the show over the last two years.

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We could do a show all about football and footballers or we could just interview a dog and sing songs about willies. Guess which one we did?

#SouthAmericanFootball #Argentina #DogOnThePitch #SundayLeague #SanLorenzo #FootballCommentary #DiegoCosta #AthleticoMadrid #Costa #Chelsea #Morata #AntonioConte #AdamJohnson #Dowry #Lukaku #KickItOut #StoneRoses #MadeOfStone #OneWorld #JeremyCorbyn #Arsenal #PiersMorgan #LearnSpanish #PhoneHacking

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of www.bensound.com and www.freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side is nominated for Best Sports Radio Show at the 2017 ARIAS. These are judged by industry proffessionals, and we want to thank you for all your support in listening to the show and helping it grow. We wouldn't be here without you and your ears.

Addicted

Ant McGinley — Thu, 21 Sep 2017 02:19:00 +0000

We all know Rooney has had a nightmare of a week, but it's been a dream for a footballing Unicorn and another big footballing name will be getting a lie in this week. We find out why, or at least that was what the intention was when we started. Plus drink drving, Harry Redknapp, Birmingham City, Stella Artois, Koeman, Hodgson, Kelly Brook, Paddy Power and Ugo Ehiogu.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The theme tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music courtesy of Bensound.com and sfx from www.freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #312 Sesame Soccer

Sun, 17 Sep 2017 17:27:20 +0000

14. 40. 15. Not coordinates but just some of the numbers in this episode, which also sees So Solid Crew are back with a message for Leicester City and we ask if POTUS Donald J Trump could be swopping his passion for golf for the chance to chair a Premier League Team. #LCFC #LeicesterCity #SoSolidCrew #14Seconds #CarlosTevez #DonaldTrump #ManUtd #EmptySeats #OldTrafford #ManCity #MCFC #MUFC #Bellends On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio, and this week features the very talented Benjamin Nickless as Donald J Trump, and the less talented Ant as Asher D from So Solid Crew. The On The Left Side Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music from www.bensound.com and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #311 Gone Dutch

Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:24:52 +0000

Will Frank De Boer spend his newly found free time watching Jeremy Kyle? Or will he spend his time analyzing the hairstyles of the world's best footballers? Or picking fights with himself in the mirror? And who should have gone for a wax? Find out who is doing all this in this episode of the alternative football show. #RoyHodgson #CrystalPalace #FrankDeBoer #Mourinho #Hughes #STKVSMAU #ShaveOrWax #RealMadrid On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. And this week has a bit more swearing than usual. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk The OTLS Theme Tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Find out more about podcasting and get help with your own podcast at www.abruptaudio.com

OTLS #310 Dildo Bros

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 15:27:56 +0000

Once again football gets all sexy, but it might not be enough to save a certain manager from the sack. And are we on the verge of what could be the most accurate naming rights for a premier league stadium ever? #Spurs #WestHam #FedEx #DildoBrothers #Dildo #COYI #COYS #FootballFunny #EPL #KimJongUn #Hurricanes #NuclearWar #SportingLisbon #Gold&Sullivan On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley for Abrupt Audio. The Theme Tune "National Hero" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Find out more about them at www.katalinakicks.com Incidental music and sfx courtesy of www.bensound.com and www.free-sfx.co.uk

OTLS #309 The Bird

Thu, 07 Sep 2017 10:17:46 +0000

We manage to find some excitement in the international break as well as some anger and tears, a classic car movie remake and a tongue twisting tweet of the week. It's all in the latest episode of the Alternative Football Show. #Rooney #VW #Southgate #Instagram #ENGSVK #England #Slovakia #TongueTwister On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Incidental music courtesy of www.bensound.com Theme tune Original Hero is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

OTLS #308 Sanchez Stays

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 19:53:51 +0000

Well... it looks like Alexis Sanchez is sticking around in North London for a little while longer. That, and a whole host of failed transfers made Deadline Day a bit of a damp squib didn't it? But it was still sooo much more exciting then England vs Malta. All that is covered off in this weeks OTLS along with a bit of chaos at West Ham too! Enjoy! The clock is ticking! Not only on this years summer transfer window but also on the shelf life of the gags in this mid-week episode. Jim is back and casting a cynical and sarcastic eye over the futures of Philip Courtino, The Ox, Diego Costa and loads more as everyone gets very excited about footballs very own Eastender-esq drama. Enjoy. #AlexisSanchez #Sanchez #Arsenal #DeadlineDay #WestHam #BilicOut #WHUFC #Benitez #Newcastle #MalEng #England #Rooney #WayneRooney #Everton #RossBarkley On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

OTLS #307 Clock Is Ticking

Wed, 30 Aug 2017 20:52:06 +0000

The clock is ticking! Not only on this years summer transfer window but also on the shelf life of the gags in this mid-week episode. Jim is back and casting a cynical and sarcastic eye over the futures of Philip Courtino, The Ox, Diego Costa and loads more as everyone gets very excited about footballs very own Eastender-esq drama. Enjoy. #PhilipCourtino #Barcalona #JurgenKlopp #Liverpool #Courtino #GameOfThrones #RoyKeane #ROI #Arsenal #GaryNeville #WengerOut #ArsenalFanTV #TheOx #RaheemStirling #alexis Sanchez #ManchesterCity #MCFC #Arsenal On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

OTLS #306 Taking the Piss

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 16:06:10 +0000

Jim is off enjoying himself and so Ant is left holding the football-shaped baby for show 306. This week we kick back and enjoy some time off, get a bit sweary with the powers-that-be & wonder if there is ANYTHING Ronaldo wont put his name too? #Ronaldo #CR7 #ManUnited #MUFC #PhilJones #DrugsTest #Sturridge #RaheemStirling #Football #PremierLeague #Egyptian_Steel #EgyptianSteel On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

OTLS #305 Wenger Out

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 17:00:00 +0000

We ALL knew it was going to happen at some point but did ANYONE really thing that #WengerOut would be trending on Twitter within 2 weeks of the season kicking off. Its has and thats what this weeks OTLS is all about... Wenger's future, Sanchez future and mysterious businessmen waiting in the wings all covered off in under 7mins of funny football chat. Enjoy the podcast and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE now. #WengerOut #ArsenalFC #AFC #AlikoDangote #AlexisSanchez #ManCity #TransferNews #Football #PremierLeague #EPL #Comedy #Satire On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

OTLS #304 Here's Jonny

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 17:53:20 +0000

If you hadn't noticed by now the world of Football Transfers has gone loco. This weeks dose of football funny may well be the tipping point that sends us all over the edge. Over the next 8mins Jim is going to tackle the ridiculousness of Jonny Evans to Manchester City, the craziness of Usain Bolt to anywhere and the tightfistedness of Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley. Enjoy the podcast and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE now. #ManchesterCity #JonnyEvans #WestBrom #WBA #MCFC #UsainBolt #NewcastleUnited #Magpies #MikeAshley #RafaBenitez #Benitez #LightningBolt #Football #Podcast #PremierLeague #BettingTips On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The OTLS theme tune is by Katalina. Additional music from www.bensound.com and SFX supplied by freesfx.co.uk.

OTLS #303 Costa Lota

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 16:08:37 +0000

Have we uncovered an evil science programme hidden beneath White Hart Lane? What do you fine the footballer who has everything? And which criminals do today's sporting heroes look up to? All of these and more go unanswered in this episode of football foolishness. #Costa #WhiteHartLane #COYS #Chelsea #KyleWalker #KyleWalkerRichards #DannyRose #DannyRoseRichards #YouthAcademy #Ronaldo #RealMadrid #FootballFines #RedCard On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley-Peters and Jim Salveson-Peters for Abrupt Audio. Katalina Kicks make the theme, www.bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk provide the music and incidental sound effects

OTLS #302 Coutin-Go

Sun, 13 Aug 2017 21:22:04 +0000

Things we learn this week: Some footballers just don't get paid enough; One of the Neville brothers can't count, or was it three of them; Liverpool players don't understand their fans; Coutinho could open his own farm; and Arsenal Fan TV is still stressful. #Coutinho #Klopp #EPL #Swearing #Isco #Scouse #PhillipNeville #PNev #Countdown #maths #Barcelona #Africa #Goats On The Left Side is written and presented by Jim Salveson, and produced by Ant McGinley and Luke Berry for Abrupt Audio. Theme tune courtesy of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music from Bensound.com and sfx from freesfx.co.uk

Goatloads

Ant McGinley — Thu, 10 Aug 2017 14:16:00 +0000

The new season is here, we've got a new theme tune and we're now out twice a week. Today we've got money on the mind in a good way thanks to the nicest man in football (it's not Raheem Sterling) and if you're an animal lover, we have both cougars and goats in this episode.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Incidental music courtesy of bensound.com and SFX from freesfx.co.uk

The theme tune "National Hero" by Katalina Kicks is available to buy online now https://us.7digital.com/artist/katalina-kicks/release/dirt

#CommonGoal #Oxfam #PSG #Neymar #Africa #Goats #JuanMata #FootyTipster

OTLS MICRO-POD #09 Swipe Right

Sun, 06 Aug 2017 21:10:48 +0000

In the week that Neymar announced his move wasn't about the money, Ronald McDonald played ball boy for United, there was hair pulling at dawn between two of the Premier Leagues Top Managers, and it was the week that any swipe was just wrong. #Tinder #ManUtd #RonaldMcDonald #McDonalds #Neymar #JumpTheShark #Football #Soccer #RBLeipzig #Commercialisation #Globalisation Music courtesy of Bensound and Katalina Kicks. SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side is an Abrupt Audio production and is brought to you in association with www.footytipster.co.uk - for a 25% discount to their daily betting tipsheet enter OTLS25 in the promo box when you sign up.

OTLS MICRO-POD #8 "Ney-Money Ney-Mar"

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 01:00:00 +0000

The transfer window has finally kicked into gear and On The Left Side is as confused as ever? Is Neymar really worth over £200million? Can Jose Mourinho spend any more money? Does Jurgen Klopp know where Paris is? All will be revealed in the next 7mins of funny football stuff! #Neymar #PSG #ParisSaintGermain #JoseMourinho #ManchesterUnited #MUFC #PaulPogba #Pogba #Liverpool #JurgenKlopp #Barca #Barcelona #TransferWindow #DavidBeckham #GeorgeBest #EricCantona Sounds effects and musical beds provided by freesfx.co.uk & bensound.com. OTLS Theme Tune is from the AMAZING Katalina Kicks.... go check them out... seriously!

OTLS MICRO-POD #07 - 50-25-25

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 05:00:00 +0000

This week schools out as we use Video Games to scout new players, Cartoons and fruit to secure the services of your star player, and a brave new formation to get one over on the big lads. #CaledonianThistle #Arsenal #Sanchez #DragonBoat #Fifa08 #HarryRedknapp #BirminghamCity On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme Tune courtesy of KatalinaKicks.com Music Courtesy of bensound.com Sfx from freesfx.couk

OTLS MICRO POD #06 - Everton PJs

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 11:47:36 +0000

It's the episode that all toffee fans have been waiting for! All the comings and goings, nightwear and newspapers that have dominated this weeks silly soccer stories. And we really need to put a child lock on the studio door... #Everton #Lukaku #Rooney #ManUtd #Chelsea #BiggestClubInTheWorld #Rudiger #TryPod #PodernFamily #SoccerPodcasts #FootballPodcasts On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme music appears courtesy of Katalina Kicks, Irish Jig from Katy Adelson, all other music and SFX courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk

OTLS MICRO-POD #05 - Love Bites

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 13:05:12 +0000

It's all about sealing the deal in relationships this week, from a world class footballer and his childhood bride, to John Terry and his new love. #Messi #Barcelona #Argentina #Football #Soccer #Sillystories #JohnTerry #AstonVilla #Pepsi #Pandapops OTLS is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional SFX and Music courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and bensound.com

OTLS MICRO-POD #04 - CR7 4 PM

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 22:12:28 +0000

Things have gone a bit more stupid than usual. Particularly at Arsenal AND the House of Commons. Thankfully, institutions like FIFA remain as steadily corrupt as always, which is good if you're ten years old. #Ronaldo #DUP #EnglandU21 #Penalties #FIFA #Corruption #Transformers #He-Man #Arsenal #MezutOzil OTLS is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The Theme Tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks with their permission. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.bensound.com and www.freesfx.co.uk

OTLS MICRO-POD #03- Diego-ing

Sun, 25 Jun 2017 22:21:50 +0000

Could Craig David have found a use for those injured footballers that just drain your clubs bank balance? And whats the worst thing that your thumbs can do? These and more questions are not answered here. #FootballWeddings #PhilJones #JackWilshire #CraigDavid #SMS #007 #JamesBond #Conte #Chelsea #SvenGoranErikksen #ChineseFootball #Cantona #Thumbs #Poetry On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. This week featuring a guest appearance from the very talented Adam James Evans. Theme music written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their express permission. Other incidental music and sfx courtesy of http://www.bensound.com and http://www.freesfx.com Can I get a rewind?

OTLS MICRO-POD #02 - Inquisition

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 14:29:56 +0000

As we sweat through our football kits we keep you up to date with all the stupid summer soccer stories with a shorter dose of football funny. This week, Ant looks at some of madness surrounding next seasons kits, and though Jim is off on holiday this week, Morgan Freeman is back on the show. #MorganFreeman #Ronaldo #CR7 #ManUtd #RealMadrid #Sunderland #BirminghamCity #ManCity #NothingWithoutYou #Nolito #Forbes #vimto #Garethsouthgate #Johnstones #newkits #Football #clubshop #merchandise On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson OTLS theme tune courtesy of Katalina Kicks Incidental music courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk

OTLS MICRO-POD #01 - Ronny's Hair

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 13:50:55 +0000

Everybody's gone on holiday except for us, so here's a shorter, sweeter, siller look at the stupid stories from soccer in just 5 minutes.

2016/17 Season Fannual

Ant McGinley — Tue, 06 Jun 2017 11:21:00 +0000

Jump in our Delorean and look back at the last 8 months in the world of football in this special end of season round up #Football #Soccer #EndOfSeason #SeasonReview #FootballFunny

Thank You Willy

Ant McGinley — Tue, 30 May 2017 01:05:00 +0000

It's been a tough week. On The Left Side looks at how football reacted to events off the pitch in Manchester, says good bye to a load of familiar faces in the Premier League as the transfer window creaks open and talks to the worlds FIRST 100% Vegan football club. Plus, Harry Redknapp eyes up some questionable signings for Birmingham City. Enjoy.

#WeStandTogether #ACityUnited

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme Music courtesy of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music courtesy of Bensound and FreeSfx.co.uk

OTLS #241 - Second Coming

Wed, 24 May 2017 12:13:23 +0000

Here we go! On The Left Side is taking another romp thought the week of football funny. This week we got to say goodbye not only to the football season for a few months but also to Sunderland, White Hart Lane and John Terry… who somehow managed to overshadow his own club Chelsea winning the league. All that plus we work out why footballers and Tinder DO NOT mix. Enjoy. #Tinder #JohnTerry #Arsenal #WhiteHartLane #Wenger #Spurs #Anomaly On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Additional production from Lucy Lavery.

OTLS #240 - Crispophilia

Mon, 15 May 2017 17:55:16 +0000

What happens when you stick your tackle in a bag of potato snacks? Does the flavour leave a stinging sensation? We fail to answer many questions like this, while Jurgen Klopp gets meterological as the English Top Flight pull together to get behind a very worthy cause. We also look back at the history of the world through Man Utds social media, check out the animals in the Premier League zoo, and reveal the secret to Chelsea's success. Get more football funny by following @ontheleftside on twitter #MatchOfTheDay #Crispophilia #PaulPogba #ColinMurray #5Live #GaryLineker #Crisps #Walkers #CrispShagger #OKmagazine #NeilCustis #RayWilkins #TalkSport #PhilNeville #4thplaceArsenal #JoseMourinho #ArseneWenger #Arsenal #JurgenKlopp #Liverpool #HarryRedknapp #SocialMediaBan #ManUtd #DavidMoyes #CFC #Champions2017 #AntonioConte #SesameStreet #SamAllardyce #RoyHodgson #PepGuardiola On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme Music courtesy of Katalina Kicks - catch them on tour now with new album Vices. Incidental music courtesy of Bensound and FreeSfx.co.uk

OTLS #239 - Ironic

Sun, 07 May 2017 22:10:12 +0000

A bumper episode this week with rants about racism, mental health and sexism. Then we all chill out a bit as Jim chats to a nice lovely bearded vegan, then it get's stressful again as we're probably going to get sued by Alanis Morissette. #Spurs #THFC #ABBA #PenaltyShootOut #Racism #FIFA #ArsenalFanTV #GarthCrooks #Muntari #ItalianFootball #BTSport #Hipster #Chorlton&WestDisburyFC #Mirror #DeniseBueno #Brazil #EqualRights #Berbatov #AaronLennon #MentalHealth #AlanPardew #AlanisMorissette #Ironic On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Thanks to Katalina Kicks who are currently on tour for providing our theme tune and Alanis Morissette for her inspiration.

OTLS #238 - Terry's Mum

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 19:21:00 +0000

Hello. Thanks for checking out the latest dose of satirical football words from the minds on On The Left Side. This week we see relegations and sackings as the football season reaches the pointy end, get pretty disappointed by the Manchester Derby and witness the greatest footballer tribute EVER. Plus… Jim gets very excited about El Classico, but not nearly as excited as Ray Hudson. If you haven’t already, the please subscribe to this show NOW so you get the next episode FAST and FREE. Now, enjoy the show. #ElClassico #ManchesterDerby #MCFC #MUFC #Barca #Messi #RealMadrid #RayHudson #JeffStelling #Hartlepool #Aguero #Zlatan #Ibrahimovic #PremierLeague #WengerIn On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson (mostly by Jim this week as Ant has been mostly useless) for Abrupt Audio. Find more shows like this at www.abruptaudio.com. All sound effects and music appear with the kind permission of the person who made them… and if they don’t then well, we’re sorry and we owe you a beer… yeah?

#Messi

Ant McGinley — Sun, 23 Apr 2017 23:49:00 +0000

It's a terribly English affair this week with John Terry, Harry Redknapp, Wayne Rooney and the late Ugo Ehiogu inspiring this weeks nonsense. Oh and there's a little Argentinian fella and some emojis. Please Rate and Review this show wherever you're listening and follow @ontheleftside for more nonsense.

#BCFC #HarryRedknapp #JohnTerry #CFC #UgoEhiogu #WayneRooney #Messi

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley @AntMcGinley and Jim Salveson @Mr_Jimbob

OTLS #236 - Son-in-Laws

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 00:29:52 +0000

Linguistic trouble all round this week as Tony Adams confuses Paul Merson with his latest career mood, Ronald Koeman has no inner monologue when speaking about life on Liverpool, and Jim struggles to understand Carra. And who exactly is Wenger talking about when he says "the fans." All that plus some novel advertising both in Brazil and at the end of the show. #TonyAdams #PaulMerson #RonaldKoeman #Liverpool #Carra #Wenger #Fans #Brazil On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Find more shows like this at www.abruptaudio.com All sound effects and music appear either with or without the permission of the person who made them. The best way to tell is if while listening you feel the urge to say "I made that" then we stole it, we're sorry. If you have no urges, then no worries...

OTLS #235 - Slap & Tickle

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 20:45:47 +0000

This week we continue to be the most unfootball football show as we look at who not to book as your wedding DJ, ask how many pies can you eat in one night, dabble with brain transplants and have the scoop on just who is being lined up to manage Sunderland next season. #Slap #Slapgate #Moyes #Sunderland #FootballMusic #DJclichy #GoogleReviews #Jose #Puppetmaster #LukeShaw On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and features music by Katalina Kicks, and incidental music and sfx courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #234 - Ronny's Bust

Sun, 02 Apr 2017 21:16:31 +0000

The international break gave us no respite from the ridiculous side show of football funny and we bring it all to you here in a commute size package of nonsense. This week we ponder the future of Anglo-Saxon Soccer, look ahead to the world cup with the smartest guy on the planet, ask Rooney how he likes his pasta, find a real hero on Wearside and wonder if the artist they used for Ronaldo's statue was any relation to the girl from Lionel Richie's Hello video #StephenHawking #Ronaldo #MadeiraAirport #Sloth #Goonies #WorldCup #48teams #Soccer #Sunderland #Syria #Russia #Pasta Find more episodes like this at www.ontheleftside.co.uk and get in touch on twitter @ontheleftside

OTLS #233 - John's Stones

Mon, 27 Mar 2017 04:10:53 +0000

This weeks: Balls, Planes, Sandwiches, Eyebrows, Rhyming Cookery, Love and Organised War. Oh, and there's some football stuff too. #Arsenal #ManCity #Pep #Wenger #JohnStones #Russia2018 #FootballViolence #Hooligans #WengerOut #WengerIn #HokeyCokey #DavidMoyes

OTLS #232 - Monsters

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 06:57:56 +0000

On The Left Side is off skipping through the bluebell fields of football satire once again, only stopping to smell the funny side of the beautiful game. This week we feel the reverberations of Barcelona’s epic comeback against Paris Saint Germain, look at the darkness that lies in the greatest of footballing minds and watch as another England team crashed out of Europe. Plus, we promised it last week and we’ll promise it again… THE GREATEST POST MATCH INTERVIEW EVER! #Barcelona #ChampionsLeague #PSG #Brexit #Wexit #WengerOut #Mourinho #MUFC #ChelseaFC #BoaEsporte #ManCity #Guardiola #ManUtd #FreeStateStars On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio and is written and presented by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. OTLS Theme Tune “Don’t Care” is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Additional SFX and incidental music courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk.

OTLS #231 - No Carbs

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 00:46:11 +0000

This week we uncover the worlds biggest practical joke could be taking place in the Premier League, investigate the reasons behind those poor refereeing decisions, teach the footballers of the future the colours of justice, and bring you the greatest post match interview.... Ever! #NoCarbsForMarbs #SeanDyche #Marbella #OrangeCard #GreenCard #WhistlePosse #Arsenal #ArseneWenger #PracticalJoke #JanVertongen #7seconds #AlexisSanchez #AFC On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio and is written and presented by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appear with their kind permission. Additional SFX and incidental music courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #230 - I Luv Zlat

Sun, 05 Mar 2017 23:53:36 +0000

This week's show is all about letters: Jim pens what turns into an awkward love letter to Ibrahimovic; we try and keep it together as we read Claudio's goodbye; footballers spit letters as they try to destroy Grime; and we re-write words and letters on the internet to make it a nicer place for Robbie Savage to visit. #IndianaJones #zlatan #Ibrahimovic #MUFC #BigSam #ClaudioRanieri #LCFC #Schmeical #RoyHogdson #Grime #Stormzy #RayParlour #ThibaultCortouis #Rap #Chelsea #Twitter

OTLS #229 - Pie Hard

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 21:15:25 +0000

Whoa! Claudio has gone… sacked by Leicester City. ANYTHING can happen in football and when it does you can be sure that On The Left Side will cover it in football funny. This week we talk about Ranieri’s departure, explore our journalistic youth system and tear though the Champions League like Bayern tore through Arsenal. Anything else? Oh yeah, there was a man eating a pie too. Enjoy this weeks show! #PieGate #Arsenal #SuttonFC #WayneShaw #Ranieri #LeicesterCity #WayneRooney #MUFC #ChineseSuperLeague #WestHam #SlavanBilic #ChampionsLeague #BayernMunich #ManchesterCity #MCFC #MonacoFC On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio

OTLS #228 - Choose Football

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 09:47:49 +0000

This week on the show FULL of football funny we watch the Champions League tear apart reputations ("Wenger Out" anyone), wonder exactly what an "Unethical Hair Cut" is, and try to work out exactly what they're smoking up in Scotland. Plus maybe the GREATEST footballing story ever told. Enjoy. #MUFC #Mkitaryan #Arsenal #WengerOut #ArseneKnowsBest #Barcelona #Enrique #Trainspotting #Rangers #AFC #ChampionsLeague #SPL #Messi #DrugsTesting #Doping #UAE #ArabianGulfLeage #Greizman On the Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Music in this episode by Paint Your Headphones and Katalina Kicks. Additional SFX and incidental music from www.freesfx.co.uk and www.bensound.com

OTLS #227 - Beckspam

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 14:52:14 +0000

Once again On The Left Side sprinkles the funny over football in exactly the way that Alan Shearer does not. This week we rise in defence of "Sir" David Beckham, Prove Gary Neville VERY wrong and get the inside scoop on the Chinese Super League. Plus... we take a look at Andy Carroll's internet search history. #Jesus #ChineseSuperLeague #ChineseFootball #ArseneWenger #Arsenal #WengerOut #GaryNeville #LeicesterCity #Ranieri #WHUFC #AndyCarroll #Liverpool #Beckham #DavidBeckham #Beckileaks Enjoy... and dont forget to LIKE our Facebook page at www.facebook.com/ontheleftsidepod On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme Tune written and performed by Katalina Kicks feat. Kyro. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk and Wooly.

OTLS #226 - Watermelon

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 12:49:33 +0000

This week we saw Transfer Deadline Day come and go without anything very interesting happening and so why not TRANSFER your boring old football podcast for a weekly dose of football funny… On this weeks Alternative Football Show we draw a line under the whole Dimitri Payet thing, encourage Pep, Jose & Jurgen to calm down a bit and meet a man who hides in a bush. Plus, we pay tribute to the legend that is Peter Crouch, not for his football but for his quick witted comedy brain. Enjoy. #Crouch100 #Pep #WaterMelon #Bushwatch #Jose #Klopp

OTLS #225 - Angry Arsene

Mon, 30 Jan 2017 03:40:16 +0000

Are we about to see ambulance chasers targeting football? There's an ill wind blowing around Anfield, while Arsene Wenger could become the next big Hollywood Star... and could we do a worse job of our accents? #RodStewart #SFA #InjuryClaim #HullCity #RyanMason #RachelPeters #AndyCarroll #Whiplash #JurgenKlopp #Wind #LFC #Arsenal #GuyRitchie #NottsCounty #JohnSheridan #DangerousGame #BBC5Live #MUFC #BallBoys #Sunderland

OTLS #224 - The L Word

Mon, 23 Jan 2017 14:15:03 +0000

If you haven’t left your job and buggered of to China for a much larger, but probably less satisfying pay cheque, then pop in your headphones and get ready for the football funny. 15mins of satirical soccer sounds await you including: what WOULD happen if Messi signed for Manchester City; why its time we found a nice retirement home for the “Old Lady” of football; Howard Webb tries to bring back his favourite sci-fi show; we find out how Morgan Freeman likes his titties; and we learn how to make an Arsenal striker happy. Plus, as another week passes with papers full or stories about footballers behaving like right d**ks we seek out the games good guys. And mock some angry Arsenal fans. Again. #Winalot #TittySprinkles #MorganFreeman #TomCruise #Dogs #Juventus #PepGuardiola #ClaudioBravo #QuantumLeap #FA #Diving #WilfriedBony #MarcoVanBasten #dogs #AlexisSanchez #Arsenal #Gooners #ArsenalTV #MartenDeRoon On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

OTLS #223 - Ball Eating

Sun, 15 Jan 2017 21:05:53 +0000

Here we go. Get your goggles on and slip into your Speedo’s because we’re about to take a dip in the deep end of football funny. On this weeks alternative football show we get a bit worked up about FIFA’s bigger but not better world cup, celebrate the punditry of Mr Paul Merson and decide that Arsene Wenger isn’t the man to DJ at our next party. Plus… we get a bit weepy with Slaven Bilic as he comes to terms with life after Dimitri Payet. Enjoy. #Owen #MichaelOwen #Seville #Jovatic #WorldCup #48TeamWorldCup #FIFA #WC2026 #PaulMerson #SkySports #WHUFC #Bilic #Payet #Ronaldo #TransferNews #Schneiderlin #Everton #MUFC #ManchetserUnited #ZlatanIbrahimovic #Mourinho #Zlatan #Wenger #Arsenal #PremierLeague #Football #Satire #Comedy #Funny On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional voices supplied by Chris Huskins. Like what you hear? Head to www.ontheleftside.co.uk for more and follow us on Twitter @OnTheLeftSide. The OTLS Theme “Don’t Care” is written and performed by Catalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission.

OTLS #222 - Salty Liquid

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 03:19:35 +0000

Everyone loves a shot of JD at this time of year, Pep has a sing song, Arsene goes old skool, and Samir has a hangover cure that's more trouble than it's worth. #Sunderland #Defoe #Pep #MCFC #Pharrell #Happy #Arsenal #Gooners #DripDoctor #Nasri On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio.

OTLS #221 - Bye Bye Bob

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 00:10:15 +0000

Happy New Year. On The Left Side is about to bowl hopelessly into 2017 so buckle up and get ready for a few minutes of football funny. On this weeks show we unearth the Neville brothers most embarrassing moments, wave goodbye to Bob Bobcat Bradley and work out what Big Sam was getting bothered by a Hornet. Plus… What about Zlatan eh? So close yet so far from a goal-scoring record and it turns out there is one MASSIVE thing missing from his time at Manchester United. Lets go! #Neville #GNev #PNev #MUFC #ZlatanIbrahimovic #TheZlatan #BobBradley #giggsy #Swansea #CPFC #HarryTheHornet #SamAllardyce #ManUtd #Vardy #LCFC #LeicesterCity #Redknapp #Jordan #Boro #Taken #LiamNeeson On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The show is recorded using equipment that includes a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam Digital Recorder, and Adobe Audition. Theme Tune written and performed by Katalina Kicks feat. Kyro. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk and Wooly.

OTLS #220 - 2016 Fannual

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 16:20:58 +0000

It's Christmas so we decided to do a review of our year, that's the show, not our personal lives. That would have been a bit too gritty. Use your new gifts to listen to a special compilation of some of our favourite OTLS moments from the year including Leicester rising to the top, LVG falling on his bottom, Becks trying to keep us in while Big Sam went out and blew the big job. #LCFC #FairyTale #LVG #MUFC #BigSam #England #Euro16 #DavidBeckham #BigSam #StevieG

OTLS #219 - Chinese Takeaway

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 13:54:13 +0000

Guten Tag. This weeks romp though the last seven days of football includes some more gold from everyones favourite German… Jurgan Klopp as shots are fired ahead of the Merseyside Derby. As well as Red on Blue we get pissed with Yaya Toure, Celebrate the Messi vs Ronaldo show and try and avoid the evil shadow of capitalism that slowly hides the light of our beautiful game… ie. Make fun of the number of sponsors that Manchester United have now days. Enjoy. #Toure #China #Oscar #Tevez #ChineseSuperLeague #Liverpool #Everton #MerseysideDerby #Klopp #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #WesMorgan #LCFC #ShanghaiShenhua #Ronaldo #Messi #BalonDor #YayaToure #Football #funny #PremierLeague On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. For more of what we do head to www.ontheleftside,co.uk The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects performed by Wooly.

OTLS #218 - Blatter's Salami

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 04:09:53 +0000

Howdy On-The-Left-Siders! This weeks romp though the meadow of funny football kicks off in the EVIL head quarters of governing body FIFA. We also try and cheer up Slavan Bilic, look into the financial situation of Jose Mourinho and work out exactly where Match of the Day is going wrong in the commentary stakes. Sit back, pop some headphones on and laugh more than you laughed when you saw Manchester City loosing to Leicester City this weekend. Enjoy.#RayHudson #BeinSports #ElClassico #MUFC #Jose #Mourinho #HMRC #Football #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Podcast #Bilic #WestHam #PrestonNorthEnd #England #Hodgson #Evra #RioFerdinand #FIFA #Blatter #Infantino

OTLS #217 - #AskGareth

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 13:52:30 +0000

Welcome to another week of Football Funny with On The Left Side. This week Eric Bristow made us all realise that footballers aren’t the biggest d***s on the planet, Gareth Southgate marked his appointment as England boss with an ill advised Twitter Q&A and Liverpool gets a bit over excited about a humble Christmas tree (but don’t tell them to “Calm Down” they hate that). #AskGareth #EricBristow #JurgenKlopp #TheoWalcott #Coffee #GarethSouthgate #Grimesy #Chapocoense On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects performed by Wooly. This weeks episode came at the expense of one laptop screen and one relationship.

OTLS #216 - Steve Slips Out

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 21:14:35 +0000

World Domination, Tyrannical Monuments, Evil Organisations and Claims direct make up this weeks episode of what some are calling the big footbally podcast showdown. And just what happened to that girl you used to fancy at school. What if she was still out there, and she was listening? #Zlatan #Ibrahimovic #FIFA #Poppies #StevieG #Xfactor On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music performed by Wooly. No animals were harmed in the making of this show, but all sound effects were acted out by under privileged children who we sold a dream of fame and fortune to.

OTLS #215 - Oh Arrr Ya

Tue, 22 Nov 2016 00:37:39 +0000

Who's driving Rooney to drink? And who could be causing chaos in the skies? Plus there's a troublemaker at Man Utd, and it's not because Jose won't pass the condiments, why watching football could help you pass your GCSE maths, and we ask if your host Jim can manage to say "Big Job" without sniggering? #Rooney #Southgate #Allardyce #DailyMail #Wedding #Wazza #WayneRooney #JurgenKlopp #Supermario #Ballotelli #England #OllyMurs #DonaldTrump #GeordieShore #NUFC #NewcastleUnited On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music performed by Wooly, and all sound effects are acted out. No animals were harmed in the making of this show, but we did have a heated discussion with a chest of drawers.

OTLS #214 - 1, 2, 3, Move!

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 20:53:04 +0000

Hello there. Lets all settle down, crack a beer and get ready for another week for Football Funny. On this weeks show we uncover the REAL hero of English football, wonder what ever happened to the football “Hard-man” and discover the perfect excuse if ANYONE ever moans that you play football manager too much. Plus… how Jose Mourinho stole Christmas. Enjoy. #UriGeller #England #EnglandvsScotland #JoeyBarton #Rangers #Southgate #VinnieJones #RFC #Eng #Zlatan #Ibrahimovic #GarethBarry #ROI #Ireland #RoyKeane #ChampionshipManager #FootballManager #FM17 #Koeman #Everton #WeAreTheManagers #ClubDeportivoTorrevieja #ManchesterUnited #MUFC #Smalling #Shaw #Mourinho #Jose #PremierLeague #Football #Soccer #EPL On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Additional voices from Chris Huskins and Damien StJohn. Incidental music and FX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #213 - A German Team

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 15:15:05 +0000

This week the pitfalls of pronounciation leads to Jim laying down another track; we use the pen of choice for the discerning pie eater; go all trendy teacher and mix maths with football; we grab 40 winks at old trafford; and we are the only people who have audio of what went down with Messi in the tunnel. #Showaddywaddy #Sunderland #DavidMoyes #BorussiaMonchengladbach #Celtic #Redknapp #VictorMoses4England #EPL #Shawinneywinney #ElShaaarawy #Messi #MCFC On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Incidental music performed by Wooly. Other incidental music and FX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #212 - Globality

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 19:42:55 +0000

Whoop Whoop” Climb on board the football train as we pull into the satire station. Er… ok, forget that. On this weeks dose of Football Funny we take a peak inside Jose MOurinho’s slowly unraveling brain, share a glass of Rioja with Pep Guardiola and became very thankful that Tinder wasn’t invented by footballers. Plus… we chuck some loose change at some people we dont like very much, obviously we’ve headed footballs too many times. #MUFC #ManchesterUnited #Commentary #JoseMourinho #LaLiga #RealMadrid #MCFC #PepGuardiola #Football #PremierLeague #Chelsea #WestHam #LondonStadium #Hooliganism #Globality #Tinder #VictorValdes On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Theme music appears with the kind permission of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and sound effects from www.freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #211 - Techo-phoot

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 14:41:19 +0000

Phil Collins is back, and so are we. But we don't have an embarrasing song in the closet like he does. We do have the inside story on what sounds like a new Italian at Man City, though he better be ready for the fact there's no cat videos to be seen anywhere at the Etihad. We ask which footballer might you be driving, we figure out who's gonna be the next England manager AND we turn the lights down low and get sexy. #MansfieldTown #LCFC #England #GarethSouthgate #PizzaHut #Ranieri #IainDowie #AlanPartridge #Benteke #Legs #ZZTop #Jose #StandUpToCancer On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Just like at Crystal Palace, they have a special relationship, even if Jim can't spell. So if you're wondering what the title is, so are we. It doesn't really make any sense to anybody, not even him! But you've gotta work with what you've got, and what we have is not a lot, but you can see it all at www.ontheleftside.co.uk Incidental music performed by Wooly and Ant at PYHP studios. No sound effects were used in this production. It all really happened.

OTLS #210 - The Cryo Game

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 01:38:02 +0000

Should we put Rooney on ice? Do you need help after what you saw this week? Can you really seduce an international sex symbol in just 140 characters? We also try and repair some of the damage to the culture of West Ham, and fail dramatically. Bereft, we drown our sorrows by opening a bottle of Leicester City. #England #Rooney #Southgate #KarenBrady #WestHam #Millwall #FootballChants #IronMen #COYI #ClaudioRanieri #CryoChamber #JermaineDefoe #DifferentStrokes #LCFC #FootballWine #SMS #YellowCard #ArseneWenger #DarkYellow #FrankLampard #NewYorkCity #Barcelona #Shakira #Pique #chatuplines #pickuplines #PES On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Additional voices this week from DJ Baladrama and Chris Huskins. Theme music written and performed by Katalina kicks. Incidental music performed by Wooly. No sound effects were used in this recording. Everything you hear actually happened during the recording. Seriously. And we did it all in one take like one of those OK GO videos. It took us 57 takes to get it right. We probably should get out more, even if it is raining. I might get that Pokémon Go. Is it any good? Does anybody even read this? If you made it this far email us and we'll mention you in next weeks show: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk Hear more at www.ontheleftside.co.uk

OTLS #209 - Exactly

Mon, 10 Oct 2016 17:18:14 +0000

Next generation meet the old generation as we track down the star of a seminal advert, while one football team has gone all Hollywood with their new coach. Plus we try and work out just what puts the Meh in to an England match, identify the man to take us out of Europe, and there's a special report on the return of nicknames! For more details check out www.ontheleftside.co.uk #Rooney #WC2018 #GarethSouthgate #BobBradley #Swans #Nicknames #TerryButcher #DavidLuiz #SpartaPrague #Police #FootballForSale #FFS #Milk #BlackCowVodka #ClassicAdverts On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson

OTLS #208 - Pint of Wine

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 12:30:03 +0000

This week On The Left Side sat down with a pint of wine and a wad of cash in a chineese buffet for chat about the funnier bits of this weeks football news… Is Big Sam England’s greatest ever manager? What is the solution to the crisis at West Ham and how exactly does UEFA plan to bring “Football Together”. Plus, a former-pro needs YOUR help. All that and more in this weeks topical dose of football funny. #BigSam #FootballForSale #Allardyce #England #WestHam #SlavanBilic #WHUFC #UEFA #Euro2020 #FIFA #Racism #JappStam #ReadingFC #Football #PremierLeauge #Podcast #Funny #Satire #Topical #Sport

OTLS #207 - Jose's Organ

Sun, 25 Sep 2016 20:46:52 +0000

Ready for this weeks round up of football funny? Good. On this weeks alternative football show we try to work out if Jose Mourinho has ALREADY started to loose the plot at Manchester United, look at the damage that Jurgen Klopp’s enigmatic personality could be doing at Liverpool and try and encourage Yaya and Pep to kiss and make up at Manchester City… PLUS we cram in even more knob gags that usual with not one, but two penis-related stories! #BPL #ManchesterUnited #ManchesterCity #MUFC #MCFC #Liverpool #Klopp #Mpenza #Viagra #Courtinio #Twitter #Football #Comedy #Satire #Yaya #Guardiola #Mourinho On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Like what you hear find out what else OTLS does at www.ontheleftside.co.uk

OTLS #206 - Super Sub

Sun, 18 Sep 2016 22:59:56 +0000

Jim's on holiday this week so producer Ant steps up to the plate. There's a lot of singing, a new way to play video games, a lesson in language and while love is in the air, there's also something evil lurking in Premier League Management. Plus, is it possible that England aren't as bad as we thought they were? All this in another episode of the alternative football show. #EPL #ENGLAND #Euro16 #LCFC #Dexter #HarryPotter #Ranieri #Mourinho #Heineken #TrumpetofDestiny #MUFC #ManchesterMonsoon #WelcomeJoe #Torino

12 Toilets

Ant McGinley — Mon, 12 Sep 2016 02:19:00 +0000

Jim brings his domestic problems to the alternative football show this week as we ask answers and give questions like: just how much do you have to get paid to want to win a game? Is the next 007 currently kicking a ball for a living? Why does an ant elope? Is the answer to football success lurking in the mind of a reality TV star? And how easy is it to make a football record?

#Football #Soccer #SouthamptonFC #Stormtroopers #Referees #ElSalvador #BushTuckerChallenge #EFL #FAEngland #MarcusRashford #JermaineDefoe #OliverGiroud #007 #Frimpong #TalkSport #YellowCheese

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. No sound effects are used - everything you hear really happened. Honest. Incidental music arranged and performed live by Wooly. This episode was recorded using Adobe Audition CC, a Yeti blue and Rode condenser mic, 1 macbook, 1 dell, 3 pizzas, 7 cans of red bull and a lot of curry. Vote for @ontheleftside as best football podcast in @TheFBAs

OTLS #204 - Long & Keen

Mon, 05 Sep 2016 01:01:46 +0000

This week we bemoan that the transfer window isn't what it used to be, but then again neither is porn. We wave goodbye to Charles, before asking who the f*** he is, meet a man who owes the world £240k, and for the second time in 3 weeks Klopp gets his kit off for the camera. Plus Jim shares his favourite tips for fixing your laptop. #Twitter #TripleGlazing #Horny #TransferWindow #JackWilshere #SkySportsNews #AFCBournemouth #EFL #PremierLeague #England #Baywatch #Football #GunnerMustafi #Porn On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, and is written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Theme music is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Additional music performances and arrangements performed live by Wooly. No sound effects were used in the making of this programme. Everything you hear actually happened. Follow us on twitter @ontheleftside for more free funny

Sack Snaps

Ant McGinley — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 13:19:00 +0000

Come with us for a wander thought the over-grown weed-infested garden of football news as we take a set of shine secateurs to the very best back-page stories of the week. This week we look at the Joe Hart “situation”, realise that some of the worlds' greatest song writers are standing on the terraces in Manchester and decide that we should really make excuses if we’re ever invited around to Arsene Wenger’s house for Christmas. Plus… the reason that YOU should be preparing for an alien invasion!

#JoeHart #MCFC #ManchesterCIty #Arsenal #Wenger #WengerOut #Leicester #Aliens #Trump #DonaldTrump #StevenGerrard #LAGalaxy #MUFC #ZlatanIbrahimovic #Sunderland #Benteke #CrystalPalace #Burnley

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and it written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. If you like what you hear check out our other episodes and follow us on twitter @OnTheLeftSide. No SFX were used in this production. We made everything you hear. Honest. Incidental piano and guitar performed live by Wooly. Other tracks courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

OTLS #202 - Go-Pro Ankles

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 06:21:10 +0000

Jim maybe half cut this week but that won't stop him from sorting out fan finances, helping Arsene with his wardrobe, ranting at the Yanks, or lending his dolly to Ashley Williams. We also ask if Zlatan a robot? Is there going to be a volcanic eruption in Liverpool? And do you really want to watch what's on TV? All that AND a solution to the unemployment crisis. Just another week on the alternative football show. #FridayNightFootball #Flirt #AshleyWilliams #WengerOut #Drunk #NFL #OperationYewtree #JamesBond #Boliva #Terminator #Birth #Everton #MUFC #Zlatan #Pogba #Bromance #Unemployment On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. If you like what you hear check out our other episodes and follow us on twitter @ontheleftside or find us on facebook.com/ontheleftsidepod No SFX were used in this production. We made everything you hear. Honest. Incidental piano and guitar performed live by Wooly. Beatbox Panflute performed by Nostic. Other tracks courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Fox Kills Dog

Ant McGinley — Sun, 14 Aug 2016 22:25:00 +0000

Just like Pogba we're back, and just like him we've recorded our own Grime record. Also this week: Jurgen gets his kit off, Iain Dowie gives some relationship advice, and we ask if the Cookie Monster could have done a better job than Woy. Plus we have exclusive news on a very special Peter Andre gig in Stoke and possibly our best ever credits.

#LCFC #MCFC #Stones #Ibramovic #page3 #SesameStreet #NYCFC #Grime #Pogba #Stormzy #PremierLeague #MUFC #Mourinho #Bullying #GuantanamoBay #WillFerrell #CookieMonster #IainDowie #MichaelOwen #JurgenKlopp #LFC #PeterAndre #Dogs #StellaArtois #Wigan

Tweet us @ontheleftside On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. The OTLS theme tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks featuring Kyro and appears with their kind permission No sound effects were used in this show. Everything you hear really happened. Incidental music is played on mouth organ and piano by Wooly.

OTLS EURO'16 #5 - Moth of the Day

Wed, 13 Jul 2016 03:08:08 +0000

This week in football there was a biblical plague, an exclusive preview of a new pop record, the hashtag we hope to never see, and two commentators who are so excited they might actually just be 9 year olds on a bouncy castle with a bag of blue smarties. Plus the worst thing you can say at a wedding, all in the latest episode of the alternative football show. #Euro2016 #Ronaldo #Moth #Mourinho #NellyFurtado #Portugal #Chelsea #ManCity #ManUtd #Ducks #Comedy #Satire #Soccer #IAmWelsh #BestManSpeech #Cantona #Zlatan On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley in Southampton and Jim Salveson in Manchester. It's recorded using a blue yeti mic, Tascam portable recorder and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. Incidental music written and performed by Woolly. Follow @ontheleftside on twitter and find us on facebook. We're taking a break for a few weeks but join us in August for a weekly show throughout the new season.

OTLS EURO'16 #4 - Three Lions and a Dentist

Sun, 03 Jul 2016 12:08:00 +0000

Why is John Rambo retiring from international football? Can your translator be trusted? When is a footballer a headphone? Why are we even asking these questions? We're not sure but we try to answer them in this weeks episode. #EURO2016 #CecilTheLion #Iceland #RoyHodgson #Rambo #MarioGotze #Translation #Soccer #Football On The Left Side is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. For more football funny follow @ontheleftside on twitter. On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and was recorded in Manchester and Southampton

OTLS EURO'16 #3 - On My Egg Son

Sun, 26 Jun 2016 16:35:41 +0000

This week we reveal the worst place to keep eggs, the S&M secret of a football commentator, ask if one man's hair can save the EU and get an exclusive preview of the best football album in the world... EVER! All in just 12 minutes of free football funny. #GameOfThrones #Eire #WillGrieg #NorthernIreland #NIR #ROI #Iceland #Euro2016 #RamsayBolton #JamieVardy #LCFC #WayneRooney #RoyHodgson #Eggs #EricDier #Brexit #DB7 #DavidBeckham #MicksMartialArts On The Left Side is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and was recorded in France, Ireland and the UK. Guest voices this week include Ramsay Bolton, Roy Hodgson, Mrs Satnav, Kevin McGinley, Victor Gannon and Mick Tully

OTLS EURO'16 #2 - Sons Gone To Iceland

Mon, 20 Jun 2016 15:10:52 +0000

This week we get a jealous of everyone else’s national anthem, celebrate the fans from the emerald isle and consider the dubious personal habits of certain European nations... all whilst trying to avoid garden furniture thrown by angry football fans. #England #Eng #Ireland #NorthernIreland #ROI #RoyKeane #Lowe #Ger #Germany #Euro2016 #Believe #ENGvSLO #Chant #Football #EuropeanChampionships #Anthems On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. There's a new show every Monday throughout the European Championship. 

OTLS EURO'16 #1 - Roy Raps

Mon, 13 Jun 2016 22:27:06 +0000

Bonjour! We’ve gone all continental and focused the On The Left Side satirical telescope on France for the European Championships. This week… We consider switching our support AWAY from England, un-cover possibly the greatest Urban album of 2016 and attempt to extinguish an incredibly hot Will Grigg… oh and wonder what the world would be like without the England Band! #WillGrigg #Euro2016 #ROI #RepublicorIreland #Ireland #NorthernIreland #NI #RoyKeane #England #DjKenno #RoyHodgeson #RoyRap #JamieVardy #JamesMilner #JayZ #WarrenG #Eurovision #EnglandBand #GreatEscape #Balthazar #France #Eng #Fra On the Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson with additional voice work from Tim Cocker.  For more football funny follow @ontheleftside and like www.facebook.com/ontheleftsidepod

OTLS #134 - It's Over

Mon, 23 May 2016 19:50:05 +0000

There's goodbyes, hearts, mutants, bus rides, cardigans and a fair bit of nose hair picking in this weeks show. Plus some breaking football news and a guest appearance from Donald Trump. Come take a trip though the alternative side of football! #XMEN #MUFC #LVG #JoseMourinho #LCFC #Vardy #Klopp #LFC #Wolfsburg #HR #OpenTopBusParade #MichaelOwen #JohnTerry #DonaldTrump #Foxes #Merchandise #Mutants On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. For more follow @ontheleftside We'll be back with a new show for the European Championships...

OTLS #133 - I'm Forever Throwing Bottles

Sun, 15 May 2016 23:48:13 +0000

How do you really say Liepzig? Is there a secret setting on my satnav? What can your club sell to make even more money? Just what was it that got big Sam in the mood? What are the words to the official Euro2016 song? And what would happen if an aroused monkey attacked the Lilt Man? All these and many other burning football questions may be answered in this episode. #UptonPark #WestHam #NUFC #LCFC #Fireworks #Redknapp #PR #JackWilshere #Q&A #Ebay #DavidGuetta #Euro2016 #BigSam #SunderlandAFC #Dick #EuroAnthem #MonkeyAttack #Liepzig On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. For more football funny follow @ontheleftside

OTLS #132 - The Foxes Awaken

Mon, 09 May 2016 05:00:00 +0000

Some people still don't know who won, but we want to know who the real losers were in the wake of Leicester's victory? We find that out, as well as enjoying a Shaq attack, and some little people with feedback. Plus we try (and fail) to get a small child to sing to a referee. #Foxes #StarWars #TheFoxesAwaken #TheForceAwakens #Leicester #LCFC #EPL #Jedi #Ranieri #AmirKhan #PMQs #GaryLineker #DavidCameron #TheForce #JeremyCorbyn #Piggate #Kids #FleetwoodTown #NorthamptonTown #BlueMoonRisingTV #ManCity #YayaToure #FACup #FootballSongs #Sturridge #LFC #CrystalPalace #YannickBolasie #ShaqAttack #Champions On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and is written and produced by Ant McGinley in Southampton and Jim Salveson in Manchester, using Adobe Audition, Blue Yeti and Rode equipment on both Apple and PC. For more before the next show follow @ontheleftside

OTLS #131 - Hanks For The Tip

Tue, 03 May 2016 00:54:16 +0000

Get the most ridiculous stories from the world of football this week, including a couple of kinky revelations, Managers Catchphrases, a double oscar winner that tells it how it is, and is global warming affecting your team? All in just 12 minutes in On The Left Side. #LCFC #LVG #TomHanks #S&M

Monkeys and Bears, Oh My!

Ant McGinley — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 01:03:00 +0000

Slaven Billic goes all Doctor Dolittle as the footballing world is overrun by critters this week. Plus the worlds most excitable man loses the plot this week when his team score, and LVG is still confusing us. A lot.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio.

Real Character

Ant McGinley — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 02:19:00 +0000

This week: Jamie Vardy discovers his power animal, should we all be praising LVG and who is really behind Jurgen Klopp? Plus Elvis and Pato Banton are back, Giggsy gets kinky and we try to work out the difference between a drop and a throw.

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson @antmcginley @mr_jimbob @ontheleftside on Twitter

I See Delph People

Ant McGinley — Sun, 10 Apr 2016 14:36:00 +0000

Time for another romp though the world of football… and like all good romps this one is over in under 12 mins. So, whats on this weeks Alternative Football Show? We ask are footballers doing stupid things JUST to get a mention on OTLS? (Fabian Delph? We’re looking at you!), we re-ignite the calls for Arry Redknapp to be made England supremo and wonder if the wheels are coming off for Leicester City (Spoiler: They’re not). All that plus… Jurgen Klopp, Doping, Some new words AND Zlatan! Enjoy.

#Ghosts #AstonVilla #ManchesterCity #EuropaLeague #ChampionsLeague #BVB #BorssiaDortmund #Liverpool #NorthKorea #Jordan #Redknapp #England #WesMorgan #LeicesterCity #LCFC #Doping #Dictionary #WordPlay #UEFA #FIFA #PanamaPapers #JamieVardy #PSG #ParisSaintGermain #ZlatanIbrahomovic #Newcastle #MikeAshley #ontheleftside #Football #Comedy #Satire #Funny #Weekly #Podcast

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. Thanks go to The Thicktionary Podcast host Damien StJohn, and Harry Morgan. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you want to get in touch or send us free stuff you can tweet us @ontheleftside

Episode 10 x 2 +7

Ant McGinley — Mon, 04 Apr 2016 09:16:00 +0000

After the desolate wasteland of the international break OTLS is back with rested legs and enthusiasm for the run in! This week we realise that Sky really was the limit for Gary Neville as he and others say goodbye to gainful employment, we look at educational issues in Romania AND ask if football just needs to BACK AWAY from light entertainment… All this in under 10 minutes. Enjoy.

#Valencia #GaryNeville #DionDublin #Romania #FACup #equations #Numeracy #LVG

The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you want to get in touch or send us free stuff you can tweet us @ontheleftside or follow us @ontheleftsidepod on instagram. A new episode is released every Monday.

Do You Beliebe?

Ant McGinley — Sun, 27 Mar 2016 20:54:00 +0000

Now that everyone has officially decided that England are going to win the European Championships we can turn our attention to the other side of football. This week THE Alternative Football Podcast manages to find what could be a massive positive if the three lions exit the Euros early, locate the ONLY person in the UK who doesn’t want Leicester City to win the Premier League and pray for the future of TV football coverage. Enjoy.

#LeicesterCity #LCFC #England #Hodgeson #Johnson #DeliAlli #Tottenham #Kane #BryanRobson #Football #Funny #Comedy #Satire #Germany #ThreeLions #Wales #Bale #Allen #JamesCordon #SkySports #HarryRedknapp #JustinBeiber #Beliebers #Jordan #Euro16

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you want to get in touch or send us free stuff you can find us here: tweet us @ontheleftside or instagram us @ontheleftsidepod

Goooooool

Ant McGinley — Sun, 20 Mar 2016 20:14:00 +0000

Fancy the good bits from 7 days of football in under 15mins? You my friend are in luck… On this weeks “alternative” football podcast we address the ominous Blatter-shaped shadow hanging over footballs governing body, ponder the future of Arsene Wenger and examine why, once again, our South American cousins beat us to the footballing punch. Plus… football stickers, a cup of piss & a man who is half tree…. its all going on!

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Find us on twitter @ontheleftside @antmcginley @mr_jimbob

Trying Too Hard

Ant McGinley — Sun, 13 Mar 2016 18:00:00 +0000

Another week of football chaos giving plenty for the Alternative Football Podcast to get its teeth into… We have the earth moving (for some) in Leicester, we discover something more terrifying than being bitten by Diego Costa and has Louis Van Gaal made his most important decision ever at Manchester United? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its your weekly dose of football funny (You'll understand this reference after you've listened to the podcast).

#ManchesterUnited On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton (and a bit in Wales). The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you want to get in touch or send us free stuff you can find us here: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk or tweet us @ontheleftside. A new episode is released every Monday.

Not You Claude

Ant McGinley — Sun, 06 Mar 2016 23:22:00 +0000

This week we look what a certain Liverpool striker is doing to help make ends meet, ask if Louis Van Gaal is actually the wisest man in football and feel a little bit guilty about taking the p*** out of The Villa… Again. Pull on your club tracksuit, grab an Isotonic sports drink and stick your headphones in for a taste of football funny.

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you want to get in touch or send us free stuff you can tweet us @ontheleftside follow our instagram @ontheleftsidepod

OTLS #122 - Horny Whale

Sun, 28 Feb 2016 20:42:26 +0000

This weeks alternative football podcast is stuffed fuller than a brown paper enveloped in the offices of FIFA. We take a look at a beautiful love affair taking place in the East End of London, find the true calling for The Special One and condense the 6 hour long FIFA election into under 3mins of football funny! Plus, somehow, Leeds united maverick chairman seems to have been even more nuts that usual. Enjoy. #Chelsea #MUFC #PremierLeague #WHUFC #LVG #VanGaalOut #ontheleftside #Football #Podcast #Funny #Comedy #Satire #WHUFC #Bilic #Payet #Leeds #ManUtd #WestHam #LUFC #FIFA #FifaElection #PlanetEarth #TokyoSexwhale On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Accordion, guitar and piano played live by Wooly Carswell. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk and www.bensound.com If you want to get in touch or send us stuff: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk or tweet us @ontheleftside A new episode is released every Monday.

OTLS #121 - Meat Envy

Sun, 21 Feb 2016 23:13:42 +0000

Its another romp through the last 7 days for football funny from the On The Left Side team. This week we kick Aston Villa when they are down & demand pie sellers have equal rights with Premier League top scorers. Ponder the question: “Can a footballer win this years series of The Voice” and take a meaty bite out of the world of Tabloid Football Journalism. Enjoy. #AstonVilla #Football #PremierLeague #Funny #Satire #Manchester #ManCity #ManUnited #MCFC #MUFC #AVFC #LVG #LVGOut #Aguero #TheVoice #LivingWage #RobinVanPersie #Marseille #RKelly On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you want to get in touch or send us stuff: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk or tweet us @ontheleftside A new episode is released every Monday.

OTLS #120 - LVGone

Mon, 15 Feb 2016 07:21:37 +0000

This week we ask: Has Jose Mourinho discovered the secret of Cosmic Ordering? Does LVG need a restraining order against him before he is released into the wild, and what does he look forward to after dealing with all this speculation and interrogation by reporters? Has the Leeds chairman found an ingenious way for football clubs to increase revenue? And does Diego Costa have a secret identity?Also: Wayne Rooney delivers a heartfelt Eulogy; we get a lesson in debating from a Liverpool supporter; and Michael Owen demonstrates an affinity for probability. #Everton #LeedsUtd #Liverpool #ManUtd #LVG #GoalOfTheMonth #GeorgeShaw #AskTheUniverse #TheSecret #CosmicOrdering #LFC #LUFC #HughHefner #MichaelOwen On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester and Southampton. This week's executive producer was two feet tall and wore a witches hat, and the credits were read by Dr Victor Gannon (yes, the one from Witch Mountain). The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you want to get in touch or send us stuff: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk or tweet us @ontheleftside A new episode is released every Monday.

OTLS #119 - Die Vard

Mon, 08 Feb 2016 06:44:34 +0000

In the football show that's not really about football this week we have guest appearances from Will Ferrell, Mel Gibson, and Bernard Manning. Plus the inside scoop on Pep's softer less PC side, a suprise protester at Anfield and the worlds first honest footballer. #WillFerrell #MelGibson #BernardManning #VardyTheMovie #LeicesterCity #LCFC #MCFC #PepGuadiola #ManCity #Pellegrini #Watford #TroyDeeney #Ranieri #MUFC #ManUtd #OldTrafford #FullTimeDevils #1D #OneDirection #PremierLeague #Sunderland #Marseille #LFC #Liverpool On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley in Manchester, Southampton and Tromso, Norway. The show is recorded using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam DR100 digital recorder, and edited using Adobe Audition Creative Cloud version. The OTLS Theme Tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Other incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk Get in touch: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk or tweet us @ontheleftside A new episode is released every Monday.

OTLS #118 - God Is A Toffee

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 05:52:21 +0000

This week: we teach West Ham Co-Owner David Gold how to make a sandwich; Donald Trump has a new opponent in the race to be President; we identify the two people that could save Sunderland; and bemoan the lack of geographical knowledge in the, erm, you know, that place... #WestHam #COYI #Twitter #Trump #WhiteHouse2017 #POTUS #CrystalPalace #LFC #Geography #God #CapitalOneCup On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam digital recorder and Adobe Audition. The Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk Additional voices in this episode provided by Andrea Lynette-Young and Richard Peakman. If you'd like to contact the show please email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk A new episode is released every Monday.

OTLS #117 - Hamstring Zombie

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 05:06:36 +0000

In the latest sideways look at the world of football we peruse the reading material we suspect is being shoved through Claudio Ranieri's letterbox, we put forward the case for quarantining Anfield to stop an epidemic that could destroy civilisation. and we use our crystal balls to tell you everything that is going to happening on transfer deadline day.... before it happens. #Hamstring #Liverpool #InjuryCrisis #JurgenKlopp #LVG #MUFC #LFC #ZombieApocalypse #ClaudioRanieri #LCFC #Razzle #ESPN #TransferWindow #TampinesRovers #Twitter #DeadlineDay On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, using a Blue Yeti Microphone, Tascam digital recorder and Adobe Audition. The Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you'd like to contact the show please email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk A new episode is released every Monday.

OTLS #116 - We've All Done That...

Mon, 18 Jan 2016 04:11:27 +0000

The greatest football podcast in the universe is back with a new episode! There are no statistics, no transfer news and no press conferences - here we take a sideways look at football. This week we're all about cooking ham, magic dogs, insomnia and finding out which team your phone supports. #ManUtd #LVG #AstonVilla #Siri #MOTD #EPL #GodSaveTheQueen On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written, produced and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk If you'd like to get involved email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk

OTLS #115 - Loop R Evil

Mon, 11 Jan 2016 00:14:45 +0000

This week the show begins to affect our personal relationships as we ask if we would get this excited if anybody else announced they were leaving in real life. We also discuss baby names and wonder if you are crying on the inside when you laugh? And will there be any players that haven't signed for Barcelona by the close of the transfer window? #MarkLawrenson #Penis #MOTD #Lanesra #PepIsComing #Arsenal #PepGuadiola #PepPie #BayernMunich #Divorce #TransferWindow #DavidMoyes #ChildrenInNeed #BarcelonaFC #JermaineJenas #Everton #Hamstring #Liverpool #JurgenKlopp #KloppLaugh This week's show was recorded on a brand new Macbook free from any kind of hot beverage and edited on a laptop so big I need to book a seat for it when I fly. If you want to get in touch with the show email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk and look out for the website coming soon... The On The Left Side Theme tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Thanks to www.freesfx.co.uk for the extra sound effects and music.

OTLS #114 - Who Shot Mr FIFA?

Mon, 04 Jan 2016 04:09:41 +0000

This week: We exclusively reveal what really happened in that LVG press conference; we discuss which ringtone the discerning football journalist should be sporting this year; and we ask can repeated injuries disrupt the mind of the modern footballer; Oh, and theres a mexican standoff as Sepp Blatter continues to pursue his Hollywood dream. #UnitedPassions #FIFA #StarWars #ForceAwakens #LVGStormsOut #MUFC #Ringtone #IBISSC #Mourinho #Hamper #Tarantino #ResevoirDogs #Goebbels #Propaganda #Hulk #ManCity #MCFC #Bony #Kompany #NurseryRhymes #LittleJackHorner On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Supplementary sound effects and music courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk This weeks episode survived a cup of tea and a £950 repair bill for a macbook and was finished after a 6 hour car journey and two bottles of Bulmers cider.

Man of Principle

Ant McGinley — Mon, 28 Dec 2015 02:56:00 +0000

This week we snuck in to find out who was playing Santa at FIFA's Christmas Party, and ask - has Arnold Schwarzenegger's replacement been found? We also argue with our wife, cry on the phone with our mate Lee, and try and cobble together a few quid for those of us less fortunate at this time of year. And that's everyone who doesn't get free beer. Plus Tim Sherwood, Chelsea, Marley and Me, and LVG.

Recorded using a Blue Yeti microphone and Tascam DR-100, Adobe Audition and sound effects courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk "Lee from Leicester" appeared on the BBC radio 5 football programme "606" hosted by Robbie Savage and Darren Fletcher. This episode was produced and uploaded in chalet 297, Sand Bay Pontins, Weston-super-Mare by Ant McGinley and 3 bottles of Blue WKD and presented by Jim Salveson in the vague hope it wasn't out of date before anyone ever heard it. Theme music courtesy of www.KatalinaKicks.com On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio.

The Special gOne

Ant McGinley — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 03:12:00 +0000

This week: We have the inside scoop on Jose Mourinho's new job; The real reason why we should really be worried about someone outside the big clubs winning the league; and the ultimate power in the football universe awakens...

Tweet to @OnTheLeftSide email: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Equipment used in this episode include a Tascam DR-100, a Blue Yeti Microphone and Adobe Audition 1.5 The On The Left Side theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks ft Kyro. Incidental music and sounds courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Flaky Scalp

Ant McGinley — Mon, 14 Dec 2015 02:34:00 +0000

This show contains the following ingredients: One fan with an anger problem; one manager with a wind problem; a world class striker who doesn't seem to understand the correlation between goals and victory. DOES NOT CONTAIN DANDRUFF OR BORING STATS AND ANALYSIS. This show is 100% Fat Free and listening to it will make you more attractive to everyone. #CFC #VANGAAL #MUFC #RidiculousMichaelOwen #JoeHart #Head&Shoulders #Stoke #Potteries #ManchesterCity On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. The Theme tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. All other incidental music and sfx appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Gate Gate

Ant McGinley — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 04:02:00 +0000

In another sideways look at football Jim asks: did Mick McArthy ever think anybody would find his dark secret? Which Premier League manager appears to have a fetish for pain threshold? And did an ugly sister try to kill her prince... It's all here in nine minutes of nonsense. For free. Like the free pastry we'll give you if you send all your money to hello@ontheleftside.co.uk *Your pastry may be eaten before being sent to you

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio, and was written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. This episode of On The Left Side as recorded using the following equipment: Blue Yeti, ATR2100-USB and Tascam DR-100. The show was edited and produced using Adobe Audition 1.5 Theme Tune "Don't Care" written and performed by Katalina Kicks www.katalinakicks.com #PaintYourHeadphones #KatalinaKicks Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Boss Ta

Ant McGinley — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 16:48:00 +0000

Will Hollywood be turning Mourinho's latest Romance into a Movie? Is Louis Van Gaal a tech advisor for ITV reality TV Show? And why aren't there more children managing football clubs? At least I think that's what happens in this episode. I haven't slept all weekend. Been trying to get a new phone on Black Friday. What day is it now?

#Chelsea #Costa #Mourinho #ManUtd #LFC #TomCruise

Incidental music and sfx courtesy of freesfx.co.uk OTLS theme tune written an performed by Katalina Kicks

Black Friday Special

Ant McGinley — Fri, 27 Nov 2015 16:13:00 +0000

Beat those Black Friday Blues with this extra special short bananza to get you through the weekend. Especially if you're Arsene Wenger

Rock, Paper, Scissors

Ant McGinley — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 03:10:00 +0000

Jim goes beyond the headlines and results once again and this week suggests some realistic songs for the teams at next years European Championships, Roy Keane tries not to get carried away, unlike Ronaldo who gets his shirt off. A lot. Meanwhile a bunch of teenagers may have stumbled upon an alternative to goal line technology, but it's another alternative that has got Roman Abramovich's goat. Plus Leyton Orient, Penalties, Parlour Games, 2nd Jobs and more first world problems.

This episode was recorded in a moderatley expensive hotel with only two types of pillow.

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and performed by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. OTLS Theme Tune - Don't Care - written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk

Non Bio Football

Ant McGinley — Mon, 16 Nov 2015 00:03:00 +0000

This week Jim tries to figure out who's responsible for coming up with the latest name for the Championship/Division 1/league football championship manager thing before the Premiership. Or is that Premier League? Meanwhile, managers have been failing at more than football, and are you one of the people who have to rid your internet search history of all references to Wayne Rooney?

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and performed by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The theme tune "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks, and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and SFX appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk Sur le Côté Gauche, est une production de peignez votre écouteurs. Le podcast est écrit, et réalisé par Ant McGinley, et Jim Salveson

The Chinaman

Ant McGinley — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 01:26:00 +0000

Roy Keane does his best Dave Whelan impression, Jose Mourinho takes school bullies head on with his potty mouth, and it turns out that Savage VS Terry is a draw. Plus in the week of Children in Need, there's a new charity appeal to save football.

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production, written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. OTLS Theme written and performed by Katalina Kicks - www.katalinakicks.co.uk Incidental music and sound effects courtesy of freesfx.co.uk email hello@ontheleftside.co.uk Tweet us @ontheleftside

Nothing To Say

Ant McGinley — Sun, 01 Nov 2015 23:49:00 +0000

It is a dark time for the Empire. I mean, FIFA. And while they search for a new emperor, Jose is still searching for a win, and some more words to use in his press conferences. And if you thought booing a theme tune was bad, wait till you hear how they deal with football officials who make mistakes in Turkey. Get in touch: hello@ontheleftside.co.uk

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production. Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The OnTheLeftSide Theme "Don't Care" was written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Thanks to Nintendo for our use of the theme from Super Mario. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk and the Paint Your Headphones Audiovault.

Tecknine Lentology

Ant McGinley — Mon, 26 Oct 2015 19:30:00 +0000

This week we jump aboard the Merry-Go-Round of managers, a puppet show aboard the Titanic, and manage to squeeze in some Shakespeare and Pigeons.

Contact the show: @ontheleftside on twitter or @ontheletsidepod on Instagram

On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production, written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. SFX and incidental music courtesy of freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side theme "Don't Care" written and performed by Katalina Kicks.

Kick Off Death

Ant McGinley — Mon, 19 Oct 2015 04:02:00 +0000

A footballers curse that could become a movie, and a movie which may hold the answer to all the games problems. Plus the best sick note ever and what would you rather buy - goals or pies? All this in 8 minutes of satirical nonsense with Jim.

On The Left Side theme tune "Don't Care" written and performed by Katalina Kicks. Incidental music and extra sfx appear courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk @ontheleftside @antmcginley @mr_jimbob

The Not Normal One

Ant McGinley — Sun, 11 Oct 2015 21:26:00 +0000

This week On The Left Side uncovers the one big potential problem with everyones new favourite manager Jurgan Klopp and ponders what life after FIFA may be like for suspended president Sepp Blatter.

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The Theme Tune "Don't Care" by Katalina Kicks - hear more at www.katalinakicks.co.uk

Other incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production.

Kick Off

Ant McGinley — Wed, 07 Oct 2015 12:09:00 +0000

This week; Wayne Rooney the hopeless romantic, John Terry's parking antics and Mourinho talks gangster! All on the different kind of football podcast

On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson

@mr_Jimbob @antmcginley @OnTheLeftSide