Paul and Rach

Rach Interviews Paulie On Her New Show - You've Gotta Start Somewhere

Paul and Rach — Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:16:22 -0400

If you loved Paul and Rach then come over to Rach's new podcast 'You've Gotta Start Somewhere' and check out her interview with Paul Murray about his career and all the crazy stuff they got up to when they hosted drive on Triple M.

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Paul And Rach Farewell

Paul and Rach — Sat, 23 Apr 2016 18:01:22 -0400

Ep84: Dog College, The Death Of Journalism And The Many Minds Of Siri

Paul and Rach — Fri, 15 Apr 2016 02:09:49 -0400

In episode eighty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's male physique, the importance of saying no, why flying sucks and the death of journalism. They chat about the many minds of Siri, what the back pocket means in relationships, where you can take fishing rods to a restaurant and what happens at dog college.

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Ep83: Marriage Finances, 4 Ply Toilet Paper And The Neck Fat Phenomenon

Paul and Rach — Fri, 08 Apr 2016 01:42:22 -0400

In episode eighty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's radio past, what Apple Maps and your dad have in common, why Easter eggs have changed and why they need to have a word with the people at Lindt. They chat about why anyone is buying 4 ply toilet paper, the poo museum, how you can tell you're getting old and what leaving Hotmail says about you. They talk about how they can't understand why people have a problem with lock out laws, the time Rach tried to be a DJ, the neck fat phenomenon and why Rach's dad has a taser.

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Ep82: The Art Of Spruiking, The Joy Of Silence And The Yoni Massage

Paul and Rach — Thu, 24 Mar 2016 22:39:07 -0400

In episode eighty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are back in the same room together, discussing the joys of having your weekend on a Tuesday, Glenn Lazarus' obsession with footy metaphors, how the Easter Show could save the economy and why Paulie is confused about Jeebers. They chat about the time Paulie's dad won 'dad of the year,' the yoni massage, the art of spruiking, Erin Andrews' and why Rach loves silence. They talk about the Grand Prix, who's paying $120,000 for a car, people who have no control over their limbs and the best de-friending trick for Facebook. As always they wrap it up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep81: Paul And Rach 'LIVE' In Tamworth

Paul and Rach — Thu, 17 Mar 2016 21:56:15 -0400

In episode eighty-one of Paul and Rach, it's another dial-up edition as Paulie Skypes in live from Tamworth. They remotely discuss Madonna's penchant for being fashionably late, the greatest scam of our time, why posties are taking us all for a ride and why Rach is in trouble with 2.0. They talk about the bravest social move ever, douchie cafe behaviour and Regional Radio Man pops by for a chat.

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Ep80: Panic Presents, Kiddie Jesus And The Petri Dish Of Day Care

Paul and Rach — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 20:40:15 -0400

In episode eighty of Paul and Rach, it's Rach's birthday and Paulie finally meets 2.0. They discuss how Rach tore out 2.0's heart, the disaster of the panic present, Rach's 'accidental' NRMA fraud and why Paulie is the Exxon Valdez. They talk about the terror of opening mail, the two things that go wrong in a car, the doorway effect and Regional Radio Man comes to say hello. They chat about why we know nothing about kid Jesus, the annoyance of people who milk it when they're sick, the worst way to celebrate International Women's Day and when you can smell people all day. They finish up with a five-star shout out and Regional Radio Man guest reads Rach's Story Time.

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Ep79: Small Weddings, The Mounted Police And Cold Chicken Schnitzel

Paul and Rach — Thu, 03 Mar 2016 18:25:35 -0400

In episode seventy-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are live via Skype while Paulie is living it large in Cooma. They discuss Paulie's entourage, why Rach is OCD, the Oscars, the mounted police and how you can be too clean. They chat why Paulie is pro-Trump, why Rach feels like a meth head, the reality of one word reviews and why small weddings are the way of the future. They wrap it up with a five star shout out so Paulie can finally get to eating his chicken schnitzel.

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Ep78: Monkeys Eating Pumpkin With Sunglasses On

Paul and Rach — Thu, 25 Feb 2016 22:41:50 -0400

In episode seventy-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach could do a drag show and why she's never drinking again. They talk about why Canberra is Paulie's porn, how Rach is running a window shopping service for criminals, what to do when you see a stranger lying and monkeys eating pumpkin with sunglasses on (don't ask). They ask what's the deal with receipts, ponder how we can fix the environment in the supermarket, why it's a punish being stuck behind the Hop On Hop Off bus and how people can be dicks. They discuss stupid criminal news, the ham burgler, how to get cheap air conditioning in summer and they take someone to town for a 2-star shout out. As always they wrap it up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep77: Kanye West, Podcasting Gypsies And Why Rach Is Afraid Of Puddles

Paul and Rach — Fri, 19 Feb 2016 01:57:12 -0400

In episode seventy-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why they're the gypsies of podcasting, Rach's latest course obsession, how many times you can say 'like' before you get punched in the face and why networking SUCKS. They chat about the small business women Paul met in Las Vegas, why there are gears in an automatic car, what Paulie did to a rental and they 'alert the papers' over some underwhelming news. They talk embarrassing bodies, disappointing photos and why Rach was bird watching with Bill Oddie. They discuss what you should do before buying anything, why companies should call you back, Kanye's pleas for money and why Rach is afraid of puddles. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep76: Paul And Rach Have Their First Fight Over Jelly

Paul and Rach — Fri, 12 Feb 2016 18:57:48 -0400

In episode seventy-six of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are doing the show from a disease zone and they chat about Paulie's new weight loss tips, the five-two diet, what Rach would do for a red Powerade and they have their first fight over jelly. They discuss Rach's lone chin pube, the embarrassment of buying emergency loo roll, the latest from Jada Pinkett Smith and the most ridiculous thing in the Oscars goodie bag. They talk about the waste of money that is luxury toilet paper, why the celebs on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here are doing gossip columnists jobs for them and why people get frightened by chopsticks. They discuss why Rach's dad thinks he's Asian, the latest on Gav and Waz from The Block, why we need to rename the 'bucket list' and what Rach will be like when she's old. As always they wrap it up with a five-star shout out and Rach's Story Time.

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Ep75: Paul And Rach LIVE From An Actual Radio Studio

Paul and Rach — Thu, 04 Feb 2016 23:50:22 -0400

In episode seventy-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are LIVE from an actual radio studio! They talk about Paulie's very ample bosom, Rach's super power that isn't really a super power, why Paul loved Dirty Grandpa and Robert DeNiro's version of macrame class. They discuss why Rach could go to jail and why she'd love it, where journalism goes to die, why we're all still pretending we don't know pregnant women are pregnant and the embarrassment of asking for loo roll. They chat about why Rach loves cleaners, whether you would go on I'm A Celebrity and they finish up with a 5 star shout out.

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Ep74: Alien Babies, Spot The Difference And We Go Back To Spoiler Town

Paul and Rach — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 01:04:23 -0400

In episode seventy-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach is wearing Paulie's clothes, why a bunch of ladies think they've given birth to alien babies, why corporate Australia has us fooled and they take a return trip to Spoiler Town. They talk about what Rach wears to bed, why Paulie deserves a medal for his lawn, Rach's beat boxing dreams and they ask some 'Questions for Paulie.' They chat about their pet peeves, the worst internet fad ever, why students think they can get away with things in class and they play 'Spot the Difference' Picture Magazine Edition. As always they finish up with a five-star shout and Rach's Story Time.

Ep73: Frozen Chickens, Taking Photos With An IPad And Paulie's Fight With Samuel L Jackson And Kurt Russell

Paul and Rach — Fri, 15 Jan 2016 00:11:16 -0400

In episode seventy-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach is like a frozen chicken, how Paulie was turned down by Quentin Tarantino, the guy who tattooed his privates and Paulie actually answers a question in Questions for Paulie. They chat about why natural cleaning products are a waste of time, whether paleo food is meant to taste off, the joys of the local public pool and why flight attendants should stop using bandaids. They talk about the petri dish of heated pools, the worst excuse for assault, the ridiculousness of taking photos with an iPad and they introduce a new segment: 'Spoiler Town'. As always they finish up with a five-star shout out and Rach's Story Time.

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Ep72: 'Live' From Altiyan Child's Cave

Paul and Rach — Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:25:24 -0400

In episode seventy-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the punish of buying for a one year old, why Rach wouldn't get a photo with Santa, the man who lost his willy and the worst type of special cuddles you can have. They chat about first date etiquette, the Chris Gayle saga, why Rach is off the feminist Christmas card list and the secrets of article headlines. They talk about the poltergeist in Rach's garage, the greatest thing about renting, how far you'd go to get out of jail and how useless you become when you move to the city. The give a bunch of Mad Rooters a five-star shout out and finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep71: Lamb Skin Prophylactics, Hospital Ambience And What Paulie And George Clooney Have In Common

Paul and Rach — Fri, 27 Nov 2015 01:09:14 -0400

In episode seventy-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are back after two weeks in the iTunes wilderness. They discuss the punish of traveling wth kids, what Paulie has in common with George Clooney, wearing active wear to court and Rach's new TV show idea. They chat about why Rach changed her mind about Anthony Mundine, why hospitals should have a think about their ambience and whether Bindi Irwin is hot yet. They talk about vacuums and hand dryers, why Rach doesn't care about the environment and is angry at the elderly and why Lindsay Buckingham is a douche. They hear from a few porn stars, discuss a new banana app idea and talk about why HIV is the least controversial thing Charlie Sheen has ever done. They finish up with a 5-star shout out to some awesome Mad Rooters and Rach's Story Time.

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Ep70: Hoarding, Boring Expos And Why Cats Is The Worst

Paul and Rach — Thu, 05 Nov 2015 21:12:37 -0400

In episode seventy of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the consequences of hoarding, the over the shoulder reverse park, the no mans land of the Melbourne Cup and bucks parties and the yawn of the expo. They talk about how veneers always make you look dodgy, how the musical Cats has lasted so long, the worst engagement ring ever and why the media need to leave Jarryd Hayne alone. They chat about why Woolies baskets always want to stick together, the chick who's quitting instagram and the confidence of going topless at the beach. As always they finish off with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep69: Rach's Radio Feud, The Book Of Jaden Smith And The Gong Of International Consequence

Paul and Rach — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 21:29:42 -0400

In episode sixty-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's first ever radio feud, why missing a call from Paulie is the worst thing ever and the unsurprising news that bacon is bad for us. They chat about why the national anthem is boring, the Back to the Future prediction that did come true, hate mail and the gong of international consequence. They educate Rach on the way the internet works, talk about why Russia's gonna steal the internet, the hottest dorm room restaurant in NYC and 'famous' photos at Harry's Cafe de Wheels. They discuss Halloween etiquette, why there's one day a year it's ok to get candy from a stranger, the weirdness of internet relationships, the book of Jaden Smith and the BS of modern art. They talk about why cleaners are the smartest people in the world, why Paulie yells and poor people and they finish up with a 5 star shout out and Rach's Story Time.

Ep68: Holy Linkedin, Sweaty Man Boobs And The Truth About Long Term Relationships

Paul and Rach — Fri, 23 Oct 2015 02:08:41 -0400

In episode sixty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss sweaty man boobs, why camping sucks, Holy Linkedin and why they're scared of swearing on twitter. They chat about Oprah buying into Weight Watchers, Rach's terrible financial advice, the new Star Wars and the truth about long term relationships. They talk about how forgetfulness can help a relationship, the phenomenon that is Dr Pimple Popper, why Playboy is turning over a new leaf and Rach's Snapchat confusion. They discuss email mix ups, whether dry cleaning is a scam, how to pretend you're a stylist and they give a 5 star shout out to a mad rooter. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep67: Wiliam Shatner, Donald Trump And Paulie's Celebrity Crush

Paul and Rach — Thu, 15 Oct 2015 19:56:30 -0400

In episode sixty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why the Bathurst pits are like the UN, Rach's David Copperfield impersonation, the weird things that make you horny and Paulie's celebrity crush. They chat about why William Shatner is Paulie's new best friend, why anyone would rent their 12 bedroom house out on Airbnb and how The Today Show has helped Rach's relationship. They talk about Donald Trump's face, the most antiquated presentation ever and Rach's oversharing yoga teacher. They discuss adult colouring in books, why anyone gives bath salts as a gift and they finish up with a Five Star Shoutout.

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Ep66: Asian Knock Offs, How To Survive On Mars And The Wrath Of Alan Jones

Paul and Rach — Thu, 08 Oct 2015 18:57:46 -0400

In episode sixty-six of thePaul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie's movie habits have saved his life, why seeing a mechanic is like dating, how to survive in space when all you've got is duct tape and why Rach is a tight arse. They chat about the car park scam at the movies, the semantics of the Asian knockoff, what Rach smuggled across state lines and the time Paulie was reprimanded by Alan Jones. They talk Salim Mehajer's dreams of becoming PM, whether people who have novelty weddings last longer and the unintended consequences of Burger King's black Halloween burger bun. They discuss what women get away with when it comes to footwear, Kate Cebrano's run in with the Qantas lounge, the return of Full House and how Paulie is a blood hound for celebrity nudes. They finish up with a 5 star shout out and Alan Jones pops by to say hello.

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Ep65: Undignified Break Ups, The Right Way To Leave A Crime Scene And Some Things You Didn't Know About Gene Simmons

Paul and Rach — Thu, 01 Oct 2015 19:49:42 -0400

In episode sixty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss David the international model from The Bachelorette, why Rach looks at life like an episode of The Block, the most undignified way to break up with someone and how Paulie won over Gene Simmons. They talk about how little Rach knows about sport, why Nate Fyfe's Brownlow speech wasn't the 'best speech ever,' Siri's most ridiculous answer to a question and why charity months that have you cutting out booze can bring out the worst in people. They chat about how criminals are escaping all over the place, the Thai's obsession with puns, why Chris Brown can bugger off and why Michelle Obama is excited about opening a window. They discuss cafe musicians, the worst band names, how much it would cost to become Batman and they give a five star shout out to Mad Rooters who've reviewed the podcast in iTunes. As always they finish with Rach's Story Time...which Rach has trouble finding.

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Ep64: The Bachelorette, Adult Colouring In Books And ALF

Paul and Rach — Thu, 24 Sep 2015 16:17:21 -0400

In episode sixty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's obsession with The Bachelorette, the randomness of the midday movie, their future as the hosts of Coles radio and why Rach was squeezing her butt cheeks in time to music. They chat about exercising in the dark, what Paulie and Dennis Hopper have in common, the fun to driving ratio and the pain of dress up parties. The talk about why Rach's mechanic thinks she's got the hots for him and why her car is haunted, why women ride Vespa's in skirts, the worst doll ever, adult colouring in books and how nice it is to spend time with a family that actually gets along. They discuss reusing tea bags, internet articles that are being written for the future and they finish up with a shout out to the Mad Rooter's of the week.

Ep63: Bucks Parties, Sun Eating And How To Survive A News Coma

Paul and Rach — Fri, 18 Sep 2015 09:22:49 -0400

In episode sixty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray is back from Vegas and has plenty of stories to tell. They discuss how considerate Turnbull was saving his spill until Paulie got home, what happens when you fall into a news coma, how to treat a Vegas hotel room and how Rach almost solved a crime. They chat about Burning Man, ask "who the hell is Rhonda Rousey" discuss the wank of wellness and the latest 'sun-eating' diet. They talk about why bucks parties are the worst, who Paulie kicked out of a club in Vegas and Rach says the word 'arborist' about 500 times for no reason. As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep62: Angry Rain, Flapjacks And The Tale Of The Garbage Fairy

Paul and Rach — Thu, 27 Aug 2015 03:14:24 -0400

In episode sixty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's obsession with spinning plates, what's going on in the Channel 9 car park, what Paulie's going to get up to in Vegas and why he's a great guy to have at a pool party. They chat about their trip to LA, why clothes never look as good as they did in the change room, why Paulie likes to pour water in the bin and the garbage fairy. They talk about why Rach sucks at social media, the WhatsApp trap for young players, why people are offended when you leave a Facebook conversation and what God does when he's angry. They discuss why they've got memories like display cameras, the next thing to fear in the property market and whether you can stay in the same place with a new boyfriend that you stayed with an ex. As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep61: The Ashley Madison Debarkle, Dirty Feet And Why A Crochet Magazine Has So Many Facebook Fans

Paul and Rach — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 03:40:28 -0400

In episode sixty-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie got caught speeding, why RBT's scare you when you're sober, what's going on in the Channel 9 carpark and Paulie's 12 minute body transformation. They chat about how there will be no more Zoo Weekly at Coles, why toilet paper gets stuck to your shoe, WTF is a widwife and why people are walking around in no shoes. They talk about the latest moron celebrity, why Rach struggles on a road trip, how Australia went in the Ashley Madison debarkle and the joys of the theatre restaurant. They discuss how they've got less Facebook followers than Simply Crochet magazine, business card etiquette and why no one should be giving out their mobile number. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep60: Donald Trump, How To Network And How To Corrupt Teddy Rukspin

Paul and Rach — Thu, 13 Aug 2015 03:55:27 -0400

In episode sixty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Rach finally got recognised at channel 9, the craziness of Donald Trump, Bergo's catch phrase and what happens when Rach's light night goes out. They chat about what Paulie used to do to his Teddy Rukspin, how to network without being an idiot, why the car of Rach's dreams is the saddest thing ever and how the three dots in a text is changing dating. They talk doing a phantom when dating, how early is too early for Christmas, why kitty litter may be the strongest thing on earth and the latest social media craze. They discuss whether there is a difference between front and top loader washing powder, chatting the birds and the bees with your parents, whether we've gone too crazy with gender sensitivity and how old is too old for a dummy. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep59: Swap Meets, Ear Candles And Getting Your Boobs Out At Work

Paul and Rach — Thu, 06 Aug 2015 00:23:09 -0400

In episode fifty-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paulie was on Media Watch, how a couple who ear candles together stays together, whether you can marry someone when you haven't seen them without make up and the douchery of nominating yourself for an award. They chat about how long you can ignore a used-by date, what you're not allowed to ask a celebrity, how early is too early to go to a bottle-o and the benefits of a prosthetic leg. They talk about the fact that Rach has only just discovered Tasmania, the joy of full service petrol, whether it's time to say goodbye to hens parties and whether chicks should get their boobs out at work. As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep58: Renaissance Texting, Phone Booth Love And Why Festivals Suck

Paul and Rach — Wed, 29 Jul 2015 20:23:44 -0400

In episode fifty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about being too old for a festival, how long you can cash in on old stories, why anyone can be bothered committing to fancy dress and the audacity of the Mixed Business. They discuss whether anyone is buying full cream milk anymore, why Paulie's boss is the un-coolest cop ever, whether emoji's are acceptable for adults yet and why getting one away in a phone booth is shocking. They talk about how you can end up on a date with your ex, why anyone cares about the size of a mannequin, how 50 cent doesn't have 50 cents to rub together and the weirdness of the Hulk Hogan sex tape.That chat Amy Schumer, whether animals are intelligent and why we insist on asking celebrities who they'd 'shoot, shag or marry.' As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time. That chat Amy Schumer, whether animals are intelligent and why we insist on asking celebrities who they'd 'shoot, shag or marry.' As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep57: Wikifeet, Celebrity Apprentice And Inconsiderate Travellers

Paul and Rach — Wed, 22 Jul 2015 16:40:35 -0400

In episode fifty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paul wants to sing karaoke on TV, the interesting cast of Celebrity Apprentice, Rach's tips for renovators and why you feel cool when you go to Bunnings. They chat about the shows empty prize cupboard, what Jim from Jim's Mowing is up to, nicknames that people don't want and inconsiderate travelling. As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep56: Fake IDs, Double Chin Surgery And Paulie's Birthday!

Paul and Rach — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 22:53:21 -0400

In episode fifty-six of Paul and Rach it's the Paulie birthday edition! The guys discuss how many toys is too many, Rach's poor packing tips, Delta v Jessie J, why Paulie has become 'that dad' and the mess that is the new 'we consent' app. They chat about what happens when in-flight entertainment gets sexual, what to do when you find kids making fake IDs in Officeworks, how Turkey is rubbing our face in it and whether you should get surgery on your double chin.

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Ep55: Designer Babies, 90s Fashion And Why Strippers Smell Like Coconut

Paul and Rach — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 02:28:33 -0400

In episode fifty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett finally get a new Picture magazine for story time and go through it cover to cover. The talk about 90s fashion, why Dawn Fraser's a rent-a-quote and why we're still using the word un-Australian. They discuss why Kyrgios is a douche bag, why old people are racist, verified Tinder and what Paulie is doing for the female population. They chat about why people take photos with their iPad, what women get out of strippers, the truth about why celebrities come to Oz and the Lorna Jane beat up. They discuss feminist blogs, whether pretty people can be funny, designer babies, why IMDB needs a refurbish and people who call 000 for nothing. Regional Radio Man steps in to read Rach's Story Time.

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Ep54: Sugar Daddys, Jumanji And Planning A Fake Wedding

Paul and Rach — Tue, 16 Jun 2015 02:42:04 -0400

In episode fifty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how Paulie is still a teenager, why Rach is itchy and whether Asher is a musical genius. They chat about the Edelstein Grecko baby, why chicks can't do an 'arrangement', where Jumanji can come in handy, and how to find a sugar daddy. They discuss why Rach sucks at geography, the woman who pooped in a department store, what life was like before Google and the arm pit hair movement. They talk about why Miley Cyrus needs a wax, whether we learnt anything in sex ed class, if you can trust chicks who don't have girlfriends and what happens when they make porn in space. They discuss what you'd do to get into another country, annoying yoga teachers and Rach plans her wedding day even though it's not actually happening. Regional Radio Man wraps things up by giving a shout out to our Mad Rooter of the Week.

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Ep53: Weird Things The Vet Has Made You Do, Why Cross Dressing Is Romantic And A Special Message From Regional Radio Man

Paul and Rach — Fri, 12 Jun 2015 19:47:33 -0400

In episode fifty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the fact that Asher hates Rach, how Apple has come late to the party, why people practice their golf swing in the street and why someone had to walk a goldfish. They get advice from the Love Muscle and talk about why they need some Mega Memory tapes, the most romantic thing you can do as a bloke, the 'bitches be crazy' moment from Married At First Sight and why singing happy birthday should be illegal. They chat about whether sex addiction is real, why anyone is firing up about the Wallabies jersey, how a bull got revenge and Japan's latest crazy idea. They finish up with a special message from Regional Radio Man for their 'Mad Rooter of the week.'

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Ep52: Caitlyn Jenner, Dog Watches And The Bum Sniffing App

Paul and Rach — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 15:24:20 -0400

In episode fifty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss ridiculous romantic rituals, what happens when a transexual looks more feminine than you've ever looked, why you would buy two watches for your dog and whether there's a market for a bum sniffing app. They hear Rach's completely flawed theory on fame, chat about Married at First Sight, why men in NYC are being arrested for comfort, whether you can take a mystic to court and annoying handymen. The discuss the biggest mood killers, internet hate and Rach proves why she should never be trusted to organise a guest to read Story Time.

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Ep51: Johnny Depp, Shallow Graves And Medieval Waxing

Paul and Rach — Tue, 26 May 2015 03:46:24 -0400

In episode fifty-one of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach is holding them back from publicising the show, how not to pick your nose in the car, what a medieval wax would have been like and they show everyone how not to do radio. They talk about the things that young men don't know but should, why being buried alive would suck and ask 'who's having sex on a Tuesday?' They break some actual news about Married at First Sight, Rach pretends she's a journalist, they talk about how long you should leave a dead person out 'just incase' and try to work out what's going on in the Immigration Department. They discuss the Vivid website mix up, what Johnny Depp would be like an an employee, why a private jet would be wasted on Rach and how living next to a busy road can make you fat. Regional Radio Man pops in to read Story Time.

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Ep50: It's The 50th Episode Of Paul And Rach (and The Guys Only Remember 28 Minutes In)

Paul and Rach — Tue, 19 May 2015 02:17:39 -0400

In episode fifty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the 'shocking' news that Cate Blanchett isn't actually bisexual, the worst question to ask a comedian, why it sucks to meet your heros and the worst click bait ever. They chat about Andrew Jarman's slip up and what radio announcers really say in the studio, what the heck babies dream about, why Rebel Wilson has been lying about her age and whether anyone has their real name in Hollywood. They talk about how Rach is taking notes for the show in her dreams, why there aren't stricter rules for naming a baby, the addictiveness of Married at First Sight and why Anthony Albanese became a DJ. As always they wrap up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep49: The Budget Edition - With No Discussion Of The Actual Budget

Paul and Rach — Wed, 13 May 2015 14:26:37 -0400

In episode forty-nine of Paul and Rach is the 'Budget Edition' where Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett don't actually discuss the budget. Paulie is live in Canberra and they discuss what goes on behind the scenes on budget night, what happened when Rach finally threw the doors open on her dads storage container, how Cate Blanchett 'conveniently' became a lesbian and Rach's trip to see the Backstreet Boys. They talk about how Rach is lucky she got out of Honduras alive, where to stay if you're looking for a kinky holiday, the rort that is the minimum credit card spend and Paulie shows Rach his undies more times than is necessary.

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Ep48: The Fatal Flaw In EHarmony Ads, The Worst Medical Advice Ever And The Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge

Paul and Rach — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 20:58:08 -0400

In episode fourty-eight of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the easiest way to get calls in radio, the concept of 'sky wee', why Paulie is a cool uncle and how a movie like Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 gets a green light. They discuss the rules of in car speak phone conversations, why it would such to be famous, what happens when you make love to a scarecrow and they dish out potentially the worst medical advice ever. They chat about how reality TV has changed, why cupid isn't a bloke with a clipboard, the anti-climax of the Bruce Jenner 'exclusive' and the time when Rach was nude on stage. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep47: The Semenette, How Madonna Scarred Drake And What A Grilled Cheese Sandwich Says About Your Sex Life

Paul and Rach — Tue, 14 Apr 2015 03:19:22 -0400

In episode fourty-seven of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Rach's teaching career, when dictionary.com attacks, when Paul takes his wedding ring off and the babychino. They discuss Rach's teeth whitening addiction, what a grilled cheese sandwich says about your sex life, why anyone is wearing fishnet stockings and what Madonna did to poor Drake. They chat about Paulie's washing neuroses, expensive weddings, business jargon, the Semenette and why April Fools day should be relabelled 'Dick Day'. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep46: Michael Phelps Tinder Mistake, Pre-school For Hipsters And A Serial Pooper Strikes In NZ

Paul and Rach — Wed, 25 Mar 2015 20:39:53 -0400

In episode fourty-six of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happened to the ten tenors, why people think adding ice to things makes them less sh*t, whether blokes should clipper their chest hair and why anyone is paying $1300 to attend pre-school as an adult. The discuss parents who call their kids BJ, how Shia LeBeouf can have so much money, the concept of iUnderpants and the woman who is in love with a tree. They chat about Michael Phelps Tinder mistake, whether cabbies should be quiet, NZ's serial pooper and the squatty potty. As a special treat Alan Jones joins the pair to read Rach's Story Time.

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Ep45: The Dulcet Tones Of Teddy Pendergrass, The Missionary Selfie, And What Happens When A Baby Hates You

Paul and Rach — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 19:25:08 -0400

In episode forty-five of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happens when a baby hates you, the missionary selfie, the dulcet tones of Teddy Pendergrass, the weirdest gift in the Oscars goodie bag and underwhelming life dreams. They discuss breaking news from December, whether you should watch a porno if there's someone in it you know, Rach's irrational fear of rain and what happens when someone tries to saw through your floor. They chat about a woman who's looking for someone to love her boobies, inappropriate PDA, shitty ringtones, why Apple has decided to get rid of the USB and how making children's music is the best way to get rich if you don't mind parting with your dignity. As always they finish with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep44: Shrivelling Ovaries, Why Living In London Sucks And What Happens When You Make Love To A Letterbox

Paul and Rach — Tue, 10 Mar 2015 00:52:45 -0400

In episode fourty-four of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett ask what's the deal with Germaine Greer, discuss why Rach's ovaries are wasting away, why we keep drinking the Apple kool-aid and who is paying $14,000 for a watch. They discuss Rach's fashionably late approach to technology, how people mispronounce the work 'ask', mediocre things you want to do before you die and how old is too old to get your dad to drive you to the airport. They talk about whether you can make love to a letter box, where dumb people hide, the perils of the red carpet and the battle of Michelle Bridges vs Ajay Rochester. They discuss almost putting your foot in your mouth, why living in London sucks, the dodgiest landlord ever and ridiculous baby names. To finish up Regional Radio Man takes over Rach's Story Time.

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Ep43: Madonna, Skeggings And Paulie The Wasp Fighter

Paul and Rach — Wed, 04 Mar 2015 00:24:18 -0400

In episode fourty-three of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about THAT blue and black dress, how fashion designers are taking the piss, whether pre-crime could become a real thing and why Rachel should not have passed high school. They chat about how many times you can meet someone before you're no longer allowed to ignore them, when is a good time to go toot in front of a partner, why Pamela Anderson has ditched facebook and whether we've all been had by I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. They discuss the perils of room mates, how to get a tweet on Q&A, why Madonna is still touring and Paulie protects Rach from a wasp using nothing but a curtain. As always they end with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep42: The Oscars, Cameron Diaz's Sliding Scale Of Hotness And The Mons Pubis Diet

Paul and Rach — Wed, 25 Feb 2015 13:06:32 -0400

In episode fourty-two of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss their worst flight ever, the Oscars, whether John Travolta has passed it, why Monica Lewinsky is still getting invited to after parties and whether getting a tattoo of someones name is a good idea. They chat about Paulie's obsession with Margot Robbie, the newest and most ridiculous diet, why people are eating activated charcoal and where grinding on the dance floor can get you. They talk about red carpet technology, the worst hosting gig ever, why office kitchens still stock International Roast and whether your TV is watching you. As always they finish up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep41: 50 Shades Of Grey, Mars One And How To Guarantee You're Not Going To Get Any.

Paul and Rach — Tue, 17 Feb 2015 01:43:04 -0400

In episode fourty-one of Paul and Rach Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Paulie thought it would be a good idea to take a baby to see 50 Shades of Grey, women who upload their Valentines spoils to Facebook, what Paulie would do if he was married to Kris Jenner and why low riding motorcycles are cool. They chat about how dads get the raw end of the stick in break ups, why everyone thinks you should love their dog, how Bec Hewitt is still on the cover of New Idea and why anyone would choose to die on Mars. They try and work out what Feb Fast is all about, ask why Laura Dundovic went on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, discuss the sure fire ways to ensure you're not going to get any and ask what would happen if Paulie was single. They finish with a mildly disturbing Rach's Story Time.

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Ep40: Cat Cafes, Toilet Paper Etiquette And Why Madonna Needs To Put It Away

Paul and Rach — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 17:37:02 -0400

In episode fourty of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happens when the people who make vaccines go to lunch, the best things about a baby who loves noise and why Rach's most successful tweet was one she didn't even write. They discuss the punish of inspirational quotes and gratitude journals, second life, the NZ couple who were caught rooting in the office and why anyone still wants to join the mile high club. They chat about how they're terrified of Uber X, why anyone would want to go to a cat cafe, when normal sized models started being called plus sized and when bottoms became the new boobs. The discuss the offer of gift wrapping, the wank of personal brands, fashion psychology, toilet paper etiquette in share houses and why Madonna needs to put it away. As always they wrap things up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep39: Foot Fetishes, Missing Pets And Why Vanilla Ice Could Be The Smartest Guy In Town

Paul and Rach — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 19:21:50 -0400

In episode thirty-nine of Paul and Rach, Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Paulie's new life as a dad, how strict parenting leads to sex in the bushes, why anyone would go on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and why Vanilla Ice went Amish. They chat about Rach's childhood pet cemetery, why people think that the area between work and their home doesn't count as real life and why Paulie's mum is crazy. The discuss whether you should try and stop your kids having an internet history, why Paulie is breaking up with the WWE, places you should avoid during a break up and why someone wants a photo of Rach's feet. They talk about new TV craze Gogglebox, why Rach should never attend a red carpet event and the perils of getting your child into childcare. As always they wrap things up with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep38: Ugly Babies, Fat Guy Candles And Why The Customer Is Not Always Right

Paul and Rach — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 19:41:02 -0400

It's the Christmas edition of Paul and Rach! This week the guys talk about the worst person to have behind you at a carol concert, why the customer is not always right, whether we need to bother with Christmas presents and the worst kind of re-gift. They discuss the kind of scented candles fat guys like, when Tinder attacks, when it's time to leave home and whether you should admit if your baby is ugly. They talk the freedom of leaving 3M hooks behind, where you can experience modern slave labour and the truths of parenthood. They end the show with Rach's Story Time.

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Ep37: India, India And More India

Paul and Rach — Sat, 06 Dec 2014 16:16:21 -0400

In episode thirty-seven of 'Paul and Rach', Rach is back from India and has stories to share about the subcontinent.

Ep36: Getting Recognised At The Strippers, The BS Of The Melbourne Cup And Andre Rieu Pops In For A Chat

Paul and Rach — Wed, 05 Nov 2014 17:49:46 -0400

In episode thirty-six of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about what happens when a fat kid sprains his ankle, Rach's Wild Wild West adventure, WTF is with skeleton keys and the time Paulie got recognised at the strippers. They discuss the BS of Melbourne Cup Day, women who have paintings of themselves in their home, what Paulie's wife found on his phone and Andre Rieu pops in to be asked some crappy interview questions. They chat about how market stalls are the new Tinder, the sad state of affairs that is Rach's pantry, how vitamins work and Regional Radio Man takes over Story Time.

Ep35: Going Bush, Wearing Converse To The Gym And The Worst Way To Start A Conversation.

Paul and Rach — Tue, 14 Oct 2014 16:01:56 -0400

In episode thirty-five of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett ask what's the difference between hiking and walking, question why people wear Converse to the gym and discover why Paulie won't get a pedicure. They discuss the 90s hair removal craze that was the 'Silky Mit', whether collectors editions are really collectors editions anymore, how Rach's dad sets the 'mood' and WTF happened to Corner 2 at Bathurst. They chat about elevator conversation, why Melanie Griffiths had a pet lion, the awkwardness of a threesome and why anyone thinks a spa is exciting. They discuss what happened when Rach tried to be cool, why it feels bad when babies don't like you, the worst way to start a conversation and why Paulie is tipping the butcher. Special guest 'Alan Jones' reads Story Time.

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Ep34: WTF Happened In The Bachelor, How Not To Copy Write And Julia Gillard Reads Story Time

Paul and Rach — Tue, 07 Oct 2014 02:15:16 -0400

In episode thirty-four of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett reveal where they're growing penis' these days, why grabbing the ice for a party is the worst job ever, how anyone can hear what a lifeguard says on a beach and why swimming out of the red and yellow flags means you're fair game. They chat about rental tenants who leave pornos behind, how everyone is a movie critic on twitter, what the WWE and The Bachelor have in common and how to get rid of an intruder. They discover the world's worst copy writing, the blokiest art installation and Julia Gillard reads Story Time.

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Ep33: George Clooney's Wedding, Ridiculous Council Jobs And The Cost Of Reinstating Your Virginity

Paul and Rach — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 16:38:36 -0400

In episode thirty-three of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about guarding wet concrete, how to deal with kid injuries, why Rach wouldn't be good in a crisis and how Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson can see dead people. They discuss the Clooney marriage, how eating can get you a career in TV, why people are pretending to be babies on the internet and the cost of reinstating your virginity. Special guest Ian Waley steps in to read 'Rach's Story Time.'

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Ep32: Finding Your Dads Porn, Twitter Purgatory And Why Your Partner Is A Free Employee

Paul and Rach — Tue, 23 Sep 2014 02:16:25 -0400

In episode thirty-two of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about finding your dads porn collection, the worst thing to bring up at a funeral, who's allowed to film a birth and the random poo of pet ownership. They chat about dogs drinking from bubblers, picking up warm milk, why a partner can be a free employee and the the segment 'questions for Paulie' makes its return. They discuss the matt black car craze, what happens when your mum gets on Facebook, why compliments are weird and why Tatu are idiots. They chat about Paulie's skills as a lawnmower mechanic, what to do if you break something, why anyone is buying an $800 vacuum cleaner and twitter purgatory. This week Rach's Story Time is read by special guest Alan Jones*

* might not be actual Alan Jones

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Ep31: Nude Fitness, The Colombian Cyclists Uniform And Why Convertibles Are Douchey

Paul and Rach — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 00:40:23 -0400

In episode thirty-one of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach looks like a drag queen, whether anyone remembers what they learned in school and how the 'Budget Direct' couple became aliens. They chat kids plays, Paulie as a thespian, how far you've travelled for rejection and the Colombian women's cycling uniform. They talk about how Apple could make a disease and they'd probably consider buying it, relationship leave passes, what it's like to have a run in with an old person and nude fitness. They chat Paulie's midlife crisis, whether medical marijuana is BS, why convertibles are douchey and when alcohol became decor. Special guest 'The Love Muscle' reads Rach's Story Time.

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Ep30: A Chat With Joan Rivers, Tommy Lee's Sex Swing And Why Old People Are Pricks.

Paul and Rach — Mon, 08 Sep 2014 19:16:11 -0400

In episode thirty of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the weather (has it come to this?), the worst celebrity interviews they've ever done, Tommy Lee's sex swing and the fact that Paulie doesn't brush his teeth. They chat about Rach's new career move, why old people are pricks, the problem with Paulie's haircut and his status as a 'Celebrity Gardener.' They discuss how the nursery is the blacksmith of our day, how the phrase 'out of interest' can get you out of a sticky situation, how dead plants can be decoration and the celebrity nude photo scandal. In place of Rach's Story Time they pay tribute to one of the foulest mouths in the business by replaying their chat with the wonderful and hilarious Joan Rivers.

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Ep29: WTF Is With Putin, 21st Century Trampolines And 'choose Your Own Adventure' Mummy Porn

Paul and Rach — Mon, 01 Sep 2014 19:45:52 -0400

In episode twenty-nine of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss WTF is with Vladimir Putin, why the Olympics are no longer nude, the magic of having 'a regular' and butchers flirting. They talk people who label their things, Rach's pathetic addiction, why Paul is a hit at kids parties and how 21st century trampolines are the new humidicrib. They chat The Bachelor's yeast problem, why it doesn't pay to be a hoarder, the next big thing in water and why kids aren't breaking their arms anymore. They talk walking out of a cinema, approaching a book like you're going to war and the concept of 'choose your own adventure' mummy porn. As always, they wrap things up with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep28: Dating Naked, The Hell Of Antiquing And Regional Radio Man Returns

Paul and Rach — Wed, 27 Aug 2014 02:57:26 -0400

In episode twenty-eight of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the nightmare of antiquing, PR douchebags, the ice bucket challenge and why Paulie is a super hero. They discuss breaking up over the phone, the 'mess of the week', Nicki Minaj and her ample backside and Rach's musical theatre disaster. They ask when did it become embarrassing to order tap water, what happens when you get a PayPal account and the perils of dating naked. PLUS: Regional Radio Man is back by popular demand to read 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep27: Regional Radio Man Is Back!

Paul and Rach — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:17:52 -0400

In episode 27 of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the pot of gold at the end of the pop n' lock rainbow, how long you can just do something for the 'love' of it, the politics of accounting and medical busking. They discuss the importance of the RSVP, what to do if you turn up first to a dinner party, why Ray's Outdoors could be a fat guy shop and the latest craze in 'dental floss' swimwear. They chat about why Rach is a tight arse, mixed business prices, why chemists are selling vibrators and why anyone would apply to go on The Bachelor. This weeks Story Time is read by special guest 'Regional Radio Man'.

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Ep26: Antarctic Networking, Grim Reaper Porn And What You Can Get Up To In International Waters I.e. The Gold Coast

Paul and Rach — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 03:42:09 -0400

In episode of twenty-six of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk crab racing with kids, the worst radio idea ever, what some people will do for a motorcycle and why you should never take your phone to a strip joint. They discuss the criminal mastermind of Rach, the missionary position of yoga, whether sexual addiction is a 'thing' and where the hell Tea Leoni has been for 17 years. They chat about running into people you've had a crush on when they've let themselves go, ex-fatty's giving attitude, Paulie's theme park and networking in Antarctica. They discuss the international waters of the Gold Coast, what the Grim Reaper watches when he wants to get 'in the mood', why anyone is friends with their neighbours, how long to wait before you check if someone is dead and the time Rach was a vampire.

Ep25: Shark By Tara, Alien Sightings And Why Flat Lemonade Fixes Everything

Paul and Rach — Mon, 04 Aug 2014 02:17:19 -0400

In episode twenty-five of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk falling over in the supermarket, how Sexpo is the least sexy place on earth, Sharknado 2 and the worst bits of Gen Y. They discuss the hell of small talk, how to turn a bloke off, why divorced dads don't know how to make a sandwich and the perils of being a teenager in the technological age. They ask if anyone is still using a Barter card, why anyone would buy second hand pyjamas and why flat lemonade fixes everything. As always, they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep24: Breaking 'Jack The Ripper' News, Tourism Tips For North Korea And How Far Is Too Far To Go For Chinese

Paul and Rach — Tue, 29 Jul 2014 17:26:51 -0400

In episode twenty-four of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett reveal breaking 'Jack the Ripper' news, talk about what would happen if Paulie was in a serial killers line up, what you're supposed to do at a concert, and why Axel Rose is a dick. They discuss what would happen if Helen Mirren cracked onto you, why Paulie got his teeth fixed in the 1960's, why anyone's still using a typewriter if they're not a hipster and ask who's reading the Bible in a dentists waiting room. They do some impromptu yoga, discuss what's wrong with the Commonwealth Games uniforms and why living with a couple sucks. They touch on share house sex policies, how far is too far to go to a Chinese restaurant and Rach discovers a family secret she never wanted to know. As always they wrap up with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep23: Full Frontal Scarlet Johansen, Releasing Your Sacral Chakra And The Worst Time To Wear A Bluetooth Headset

Paul and Rach — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 02:42:42 -0400

In episode twenty-three of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss why Rach isn't wearing a bra, how long you should push on with dental pain, Paulie's obsession with Anne Hathaway and Scarlett Johansen and they question how underpants travel in the mail. Paulie releases Rach's sacral chakra, they discuss the trauma of the 'Hair Expo', why all dad conversations are the same, public toilet etiquette and whether there is ever a good time to wear a bluetooth headset. As always they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep22: The Art Of Stripping, Paulie's Obsession With The Gold Coast And Why You'd Name Your Child 'Brut 33'

Paul and Rach — Tue, 15 Jul 2014 01:52:15 -0400

In episode twenty-two of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Paulie's obsession with the Gold Coast, why it's funny when kids swear, weird sexual experiences and they dedicate an awful lot of time to discussing the art of stripping. They chat about the best time to pick up a lady, why their love child would be named 'Brut 33 Murray' and Rach tells a story so embarrassing she has to beep 95% of it. They discuss world chocolate day, why Rach would haunt Paulie, the hell of surprise parties and the best way to pick up a bloke. As always they end with 'Rach's Story Time.'

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Ep21: Bubbling, Car Yard Sex Therapy And Why Normal People Shouldn't Wear Lingerie

Paul and Rach — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 22:29:10 -0400

In episode twenty-one of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk Todd Carney's new hobby #bubbling, why people always think they're the first person in the universe to have a baby, gender cakes and why Rach will go down in the medical history books...it's not for a good reason. They discuss how boobies can be bad but how Clark Rubber can help, why budget airlines better stop calling themselves 'budget', why dreads should be banned on a plane and how Paulie is the only person alive who thinks Parliament House is exciting. They talk about bogan travelling, how you can tell if your business idea stinks, the number of selfies you need to take to classify as a douche and whether retweeting compliments about yourself is the most narcissistic thing you can do. They discuss how to look dumb, where Paulie sits on the 'bloke scale', how you can fix your relationship in a car yard and why normal people look rubbish in lingerie. As always they bring it home with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep20: A Moses Approach To Twitter, The Best Thing To Fire Up The Ovaries And Getting Mistaken For A Homeless Guy

Paul and Rach — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 02:29:44 -0400

In episode twenty of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's sweating problem, Paulie going to the CEO sleep out even though he's not a CEO, what it means to have a 'Moses' approach to twitter and why Coldplay and John Farnham would be useful in an IVF clinic. They talk Paulie's childhood pornography business 'Muzzcorp', why dads can never do a fart without blaming their wife, the one job you don't want R Kelly to do and they try to decipher what's in a paramedics magic silver sheet. They talk about Paulie's teenage crush, why people insist on getting their children to record their ring tone, how Paulie was mistaken for a homeless guy and why we can apparently only read articles that come in list form. Paulie pretends to be Columbo, Rach gives over waaaay too much information about her childhood bowel movements, they uncover the worst crime ever and ask why no one ever has to park a car in the movies. As always they close the curtains with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep19: Musical Pornos, Dolphin Romance And How To Become 'full Bogan'

Paul and Rach — Sun, 15 Jun 2014 01:21:36 -0400

In episode nineteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about the woman who got it on with a dolphin, the way to pick up in a downward dog, Paulie's transition to 'full bogan' and the fact that Rach still drives a car with a tape deck. They ask 'WTF does Lara Bingle do?', talk about whether it's acceptable to get your boobs out in a profile pic, reveal their new useless business idea and play Tracy Chapman for absolutely no reason. They ask 'how much bush is too much?', question 'how the hell are foam shops still in business?' and Paulie reveals why he's the King of spreadsheets and why he took on a middle aged woman at the Sydney Film Festival. They discuss whether Harrison Ford is too old to be making movies, ponder who would play Jabba after a bout of personal training and look at what happens when musicals and pornos combine. As always they wind it up with 'Rach's Storytime'.

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Ep18: Meme Managers, Childhood Crushes And Why Does Anyone Care What Happens In A Dishwasher?

Paul and Rach — Sat, 07 Jun 2014 22:22:29 -0400

In episode eighteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Rach's childhood crushes, the fact that 3 million people give a sh*t what goes on in a dishwasher for some reason, why Barack Obama shouldn't exercise and how surgeons could improve their bedside manner. They reveal what Rach has spent her lifetime porn quota on, how a 90's band got 'puffy', how far you can really push the petrol gauge and Rach gives Paulie a 'douche check'. They ponder how the hell bitcoin came back, dissect the wonders of train travel, talk about the BS of the 'meme manager' and sing more karaoke than should be allowed on any podcast.

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Ep17: Drooling On Strangers, Sexist Bike Helmets And Rach's One Degree Of Separation To Quentin Tarantino

Paul and Rach — Sat, 31 May 2014 19:36:15 -0400

In episode seventeen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss Rach's theory that quinoa is the solution to jet lag, why people have difficulty with analogue watches, Paulie's secret retail talent and why shop assistants are still telling us we look amazing when we know they're lying. They talk about how no one needs to say 'www' anymore, women who name their private parts, what happens if you jump off the Eiffel Tower wearing only a coat and Rach finds out she has one degree of separation to Quentin Tarantino. They talk about how leggings are not pants, why sitting next to Rach on a plane could end in death, sexist bike helmets and why anyone cares about VPL. As always, they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep16: Rach 'live' In New York, Vol. 2

Paul and Rach — Mon, 26 May 2014 22:41:33 -0400

In episode sixteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett are back on Skype for Rach's last week in New York City. They discuss the w*nk of boutique hotels, the scam of the 'amuse-bouche', Paulie popping his 'personal training' cherry and just how little Rach knows about sport. They talk Paulie's penchant for walking with a decorative cane, deep heat sex fetishes, Rach's chloroform tolerance and the worst kids names in the world. They chat about the difference between Passion Pop and a $600 bottle of champagne, the punish of waiting for a table at a restaurant, whether Paulie accidentally went to a lamaze class and the time that Rach thought Paulie was going to die.

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Ep15: Rach 'live' In New York, Vol. 1

Paul and Rach — Mon, 19 May 2014 16:03:49 -0400

In episode fifteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray skypes Rachel Corbett 'live' in New York City and they talk about what not to do at the Museum of Natural History, why some people listen to gallery tours like there'll be an exam, the NY elite's penchant for 'pity watch' and the time the guys tried and failed to give free tickets away to a strip club. They discuss the death of the bead shop, the underwhelming comedy of Bob Saget and why anyone is boarding up a shop front when there isn't a hurricane. They chat about the wank of NY theatre, why getting free tickets is terrifying and Paulie tries his hand at a 'story slam'.

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Ep14: Wetting Your Pants, Leonardo DiCaprio's New Douchey Digs And WTF Are People Going To Do On Mars?

Paul and Rach — Sun, 11 May 2014 01:10:04 -0400

In episode fourteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how Rach wet her pants in last weeks episode, why people clean when a cleaner is coming around, who's keeping tabs on the local 'Mixed Business', the guy who wants to marry his porn laden computer and whether Rach's identity has been stolen. They discuss how quick is too quick to pick up an accent, whether Paulie needs speech therapy, why dad's don't understand Skype, WTF is with the male hair bun and how Paulie became King of the kids. They talk sh*tty performance art, the worst thing to use bees for, getting a licence to wear lycra, why anyone would want to do an Iron Man or go to Mars and whether Leonardo DiCaprio is a douche. As always they bring the show home with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep13: Paul Makes Rach His Cigar Mule, The Unveiling Of 'Regional Radio Man' And The Mess That Is Miley Cyrus

Paul and Rach — Wed, 07 May 2014 03:57:09 -0400

In episode thirteen of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how Paulie has stopped going to the gym after one of his buttons pops off, how not even homeless people like Rach's car, what happens when old people try to use an ATM and what it means to be 'food racist'. They ask 'how many phone calls does it take Rach's dad to cook a meal?', Paulie tries to use Rach as a cigar mule, they look at how you can convince a doctor you're not a drug addict and uncover a brand new character called 'Regional Radio Man'. They chat about Miranda Kerr's 'scintillating' conversation, ask 'what food would you marry?', question why we're all iAddicted and Paulie reveals that he's boycotting The Voice. As always they end the show with 'Rach's Story Time'.

Ep12: Paul Vs The Future King, Kylie Minogue At The Logies And The Worst Way To Farewell A Loved One At A Funeral

Paul and Rach — Tue, 29 Apr 2014 03:11:42 -0400

In episode twelve of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about Kylie's performance at the Logies, how Rach was rubbish at Lego but good at singing at funerals and how Rhonda Birchmore's could have a future in sassy tweeting. They discuss Paul meeting the future King of England, the worst way to farewell a loved one, why Rach shouldn't have learned to skateboard at 24 and they suggest songs for 'Silence of the Lambs' The Musical. They talk about getting your education from The Simpsons, when it's wrong to tell someone they're sexy, how Rach wants to motorboat a bucket of chicken, the fact that 'cash only business' are fooling no one and the worst time to get hit up by a bouncer at a strip club. As always they finish up with 'Rach's Story Time'.

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Ep11: Kate Upton At Zero Gravity, Prince George Is A Little Sh*t And Who The Hell Is 'The Sperminator'?

Paul and Rach — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 03:58:09 -0400

In episode eleven of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk ladies pillow fighting, whether wearing gym clothes is a cop out, if Rach has enough grey hairs to warrant a senior citizens card and how an unattractive tour guide gets the nickname 'The Sperminator'. They discuss why people choose to exercise in the petri dish that is Bikram yoga but how teaching yoga might be the perfect disguise for a pervert, Paulie's golden ticket to meet Will and Kate, the fact that Prince George seems like a little sh*t and the most pretentious thing you can get done at a hair salon. They chat tinder, turtles rooting for some reason, going on a date only to realise you've already dated the guy who turns up, why trolley collectors are angry, whether Kate Upton is as good on the ground as she is in zero gravity and as always they wrap it up with 'Rach's Story Time' which this week gets beeped for the first time ever.

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Ep10: Sucking Toes, Grumpy Cat Has An Agent And 'The Love Muscle' Makes His Triumphant Return

Paul and Rach — Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:51:22 -0400

in episode ten of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about whether James Franco is an idiot, why Grumpy Cat needs an agent, how anyone can live on 30 bananas a day and why Rach will never be a mechanic. They ask the question "who still has a Club Lock", ponder whether Anthony Mundine really is 'The Man', discuss the Lego movie and whether it's weird to go to a kids film as a grown adult and they both try to talk dirty to Paulie's wife. Rach takes aim at the boxing world (and prepares to get punched in the face) and reveals her friend is a sexual superhero, while Paul takes aim at Rach's choice of fitness footwear and reveals he used to eat his toys. They talk trawling nursing homes for love, the art of bargaining, why anyone is sucking toes, WTF are furries and send The Ultimate Warrior out of this world in style. As always they wrap things up with 'Rach's Story Time' and in a special guest appearance, 'The Love Muscle' makes his triumphant return!

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Ep9: Miranda Kerr's Case Of TMI, What It Means To Be Unhelpfully Fat And Is The Lego Movie The Work Of The Devil?

Paul and Rach — Sun, 06 Apr 2014 00:26:01 -0400

In episode nine of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about why Miranda Kerr's same-sex revelation is boring, why flying with no checked baggage makes you feel important and what it means to be unhelpfully fat. Paulie reveals the secrets of the 24 hour gym, how you can pretend you're working harder than you really are and the embarrassment of asking for a seatbelt extension on an aeroplane. They discuss falling in love at 30,000ft, why Lara Bingle needs to stop tweeting, why men are obsessed with flexible women and the fact that Rachel wants to perform on her local pedestrian crossing. They chat about Rach's decision to use matches instead of air freshener, the ridiculous things news websites are using as click bait, why the new Lego movie may be the work of the devil, the douchey world of 'mixology', Wrestlemania 30 and as always bring the show home with 'Rach's Story Time'.

Ep8: Streaking, Consciously Uncoupling And Eating Kale Chips Of Gwyneth Paltrow

Paul and Rach — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 15:55:08 -0400

In episode eight of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss the art of oversharing, how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with your boobs, consciously uncoupling and eating kale chips off Gwyneth Paltrow. They talk fat security guards, whether social media is really a job, the right way to end a conversation, Rach gives advice on how to talk to boys when you're frigid and they ponder whether renting an apartment on Airbnb is a one way ticket to finding yourself on 'You Porn'. Paulie sings a lot and 'Rach's Storytime' is back!

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Ep7: Where Politicians Go To Get One Away, What Happens When You Accidentally Attend A Scientology Event And Smuggling Sex Toys Through Customs

Paul and Rach — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 13:42:46 -0400

In episode seven of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about smuggling sex toys through customs, when art installations make you want to poke your eyes out and how a visit to the chemist can end in tears...of shame. They discuss Rach's irrational fear of disabled toilets, Paulie's obsession with waterslides and getting snubbed by the paparazzi. Jennifer Hawkins delightful butt crack gets a mention, they talk about what happens when you accidentally stumble into a Scientology event and they both marvel at how Kylie Minogue masters the art of subtlety in her new 'Sexercise' video.

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Ep6: WTF Is Up With Lionel Richie's Cheekbones, The Perils Of Hiring An Escort And Why It Sucks To Be A Bridesmaid

Paul and Rach — Sat, 15 Mar 2014 15:34:05 -0400

In episode six of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett dissect the wonders of John Farnham and the frightening cheek bones of Lionel Richie, they discuss people who wear beanies in the height of summer, why it sucks to be a bridesmaid and question what the hell happened to Renee Zellweger's face? They look at what can go wrong when you order an escort, ask 'when did the Celebrity race at the Grand Prix stop including celebrities?' and they channel the dulcet tones of Susan Boyle.

Ep5: Why Gardening Is Deadly, The Worst Time To Talk In Your Sleep And Whether It's Ok To Commute To Work In A Kayak

Paul and Rach — Sun, 09 Mar 2014 22:14:14 -0400

In episode five of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk about how far Paul's snacking obsession has gone, whether it's ok to commute to work in a kayak, what HRH accidentally left behind in a toilet and how Rach's sleep talking made a room full of people feel uncomfortable. They discuss the underwear of the rich, why Ellen's Oscars selfie was a failure, whether Paulie could ride a hoverboard at 130kg and why gardening is deadly. They travel the world and discuss underwhelming cultural icons, the only place where you can order the body of Christ with a Pepsi and question why anyone is still trying to get a crowd going with 'Aussie, Aussie, Aussie...Oi, Oi, Oi'. Rach tries to sexy up Hansard and the guys get the censors in for 'Rach Reads a Porno'

Ep4: WTF Is A Bitcoin, Celebrities Coming Back From The Dead And How To Tell Your Biological Clock To Shut Up

Paul and Rach — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 12:22:35 -0400

In episode four of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk celebrities coming back from the dead, manscaping, how to tell your biological clock to shut up and whether 'bitcoin' is actually a cult. They discuss 3D printing Paul a new heart, why it still takes four days to clear a cheque, how chatroulette became d*ckroulette and the joys of talking on the toilet.

As always, the show ends with 'Rach Reads a Porno'.

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Ep3: Hiding Things In Your Bottom, Decorative Pianos And What To Do When You Think You're A Rabbit

Paul and Rach — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 18:29:51 -0400

In episode three of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett talk sweating like a self saucing pudding, people who hide things in their bottom, d*ck pics, whether ghosts are real and Paul discusses the time he thought he was a rabbit. They also delve into whether decorative pianos are acceptable, the perils of deep sea fishing, going toot in a taxi, the secret ingredient in airline food, and questions you should never ask a lady.

As always, they bring it home with 'Rach Reads a Porno'.

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Ep2: PDA, The Correct Way To Pee Into A Cup And The Truth About 'Abby Winters'

Paul and Rach — Sat, 08 Feb 2014 23:42:00 -0400

In episode two of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett tell you all the things you never knew you wanted to know about 'Abby Winters'. Paul discovers Rach might be leading a double life as a Detective and takes aim at 'Parents with Prams' parking spaces. The guys talk Rach's obsession with the rules, the correct way to pee in a cup and the mess that is Miley Cyrus. They delve into public displays of affection, the things they never show you in the movies but should, fat personal trainers, the overuse of the word 'gourmet' and what an 'x' really means in a text message.

As always the guys bring the show home with 'Rach Reads a Porno'.

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Ep1: Tinder, The Serial Killer Clean And The Joys Of Living Across The Road From A Knock Shop

Paul and Rach — Sat, 01 Feb 2014 17:00:00 -0400

In episode one of 'Paul and Rach', Paul Murray and Rachel Corbett discuss how to get your house 'serial killer clean', why cab drivers are always on the phone, Rach's 'Single White Female' childhood behaviour, the mysteries of 'the decanter', what not to do on a Tinder profile and how to blackmail a celebrity using only a dating app.

Rach delves into the world of Abby Winters, the importance of clearing ones history, the joys of living across the road from a knock shop and reveals how she singlehandedly offended the entire cast of Anchorman 2, while Paul discusses people who complain about movies before they've seen them, Rach's feet and the perils of the popular 'maxi dress'.

As always the guys bring the show home with 'Rach Reads a Porno'.