<![CDATA[Pitch Meeting]]>Mon, 16 Jan 2023 15:10:45 +0000Captivate.fmPitch Meetinghttps://artwork.captivate.fm/90883d5f-2a8e-4018-b2ad-b0c73a88f594/pm-img-min-min.jpgPitch MeetingPitch MeetingPitch MeetingEnter the board room where we will be discussing the best of the worst ideas we have for any and everything. A satirical and sardonic look at our world through the eyes of our resident board members who will pitch their idea and have it developed or destroyed. --- Pitch Meeting is a work of Satire, expect ridiculous ideas that highlight the absurdity of capitalism, acceleration-ism, and other poorly grounded views of reality. --- discord.pitchmeeting.show https://pitchmeeting.showhttps://pitchmeeting.showyesepisodic27: My 600 lbs Blind Love on The Spectrum: Buried alive27: My 600 lbs Blind Love on The Spectrum: Buried aliveDating Shows Fixed, Bring A Gun to Work Day, and the UN Designated International Activities State formally know as REDACTED.

]]>Dating Shows Fixed, Bring A Gun to Work Day, and the UN Designated International Activities State formally know as REDACTED.

]]>3bb2c882-bb61-4470-b52d-5bc6536b54b2Wed, 20 Apr 2022 02:00:00 -070001:26:24yesfull27Pitch Meeting26: Cage v. Island26: Cage v. IslandA philosophical treatise on human purpose, the puritanical work ethic, libertarian free will, and the invisible hand of the market.

]]>A philosophical treatise on human purpose, the puritanical work ethic, libertarian free will, and the invisible hand of the market.

]]>c10c8a8f-2d53-4ddd-a23b-950cde54f319Thu, 07 Apr 2022 02:00:00 -070001:16:48yesfull26Pitch Meeting25: Valentines Came Late25: Valentines Came LateA most specialist valentine for our most specialist boy.

]]>A most specialist valentine for our most specialist boy.

]]>095f41ad-3bbd-4be2-8b72-32eea7aca4e0Wed, 30 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -070001:26:41yesfull25Pitch Meeting24: Christmas Comes Early24: Christmas Comes EarlyMeeting Minutes: Dragon deez nuts on your face, hagotem.

]]>Meeting Minutes: Dragon deez nuts on your face, hagotem.

]]>5c7be6af-4394-47df-9cc9-5fd40b081026Tue, 21 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -070001:16:17yesfull24Pitch Meeting23: No Love, Skin Flute23: No Love, Skin FluteMeeting Minutes: What Ever Garretts pitch was, Horde Crate, An evening performance with Cody, If you thought Jake would have a pitch, you got bigger probblems.

]]>Meeting Minutes: What Ever Garretts pitch was, Horde Crate, An evening performance with Cody, If you thought Jake would have a pitch, you got bigger probblems.

]]>c08e325d-9c20-4a07-a0de-882f2f5ba90aTue, 14 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -070001:16:37yesfull23Pitch Meeting22: Diamond Fist Joe22: Diamond Fist JoeMeeting Minutes: Lower Drinking Age, Shame Stops Shit, "I don't know how cars work," and "They're already on social security"

]]>Meeting Minutes: Lower Drinking Age, Shame Stops Shit, "I don't know how cars work," and "They're already on social security"

]]>cdf1e7b6-0493-47d0-8aff-dec61aaa2676Fri, 10 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -070001:33:50yesfull22Pitch Meeting21: Heinous Content21: Heinous ContentWelcome back to this fucking shit show.

Meeting Minutes: A Worse Interactive Experience, No Country for Your Ass, Kill Tea Drinkers, and **** my *** so ******* deep I'll *** that *** out next week

]]>Welcome back to this fucking shit show.

Meeting Minutes: A Worse Interactive Experience, No Country for Your Ass, Kill Tea Drinkers, and **** my *** so ******* deep I'll *** that *** out next week

]]>a95c98f1-4ab1-434f-9359-798755dc0c06Fri, 26 Nov 2021 02:00:00 -070001:34:56yesfull21Pitch Meeting20: Just Monkey Bone20: Just Monkey BoneNo on fuckin reads this shit anyways.

Meeting Minutes: Improv Drama, I'm Riding Lucky, "the option", Forsted Flakes Can Suck My Dick

]]>No on fuckin reads this shit anyways.

Meeting Minutes: Improv Drama, I'm Riding Lucky, "the option", Forsted Flakes Can Suck My Dick

]]>731fda0a-ebd9-44d5-9766-1c18cb7fb64dWed, 17 Nov 2021 02:00:00 -070001:11:11yesfull20Pitch Meeting19: Roast Beast19: Roast BeastMeeting Minutes: Not Squid Game, More Dinosaurs, Pickpocket USA, and Roast Me Bro!

]]>Meeting Minutes: Not Squid Game, More Dinosaurs, Pickpocket USA, and Roast Me Bro!

]]>d01cdc7b-3275-484c-a382-f1aa17384781Tue, 12 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -070001:31:40yesfull19Pitch Meeting18: Live From the Garage18: Live From the GarageMeeting Minutes: The Boeing Effect, ASCII Entertainment, Kid For Gov, and something about making things illegal.

]]>Meeting Minutes: The Boeing Effect, ASCII Entertainment, Kid For Gov, and something about making things illegal.

]]>b73f6322-2a35-4bd8-9e78-33f311b278ccSun, 26 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -070001:36:35yesfull118Pitch Meeting17: When In Rome17: When In RomeMeeting Minutes: Too High To Handle, Life Sponsors, Not Jars, A Cordial Offer Of Reconsideration

]]>Meeting Minutes: Too High To Handle, Life Sponsors, Not Jars, A Cordial Offer Of Reconsideration

]]>f9d37b82-5f1b-4b9b-88c6-93ed0596b9fcTue, 31 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -070001:28:07yesfull17Pitch Meeting16: We Tried16: We TriedMeeting Minutes: Ejection Execution, the Pitch Meeting Center for the Emotionally Crippled, Seasonal Celebrations, and Occupational Landlords

]]>Meeting Minutes: Ejection Execution, the Pitch Meeting Center for the Emotionally Crippled, Seasonal Celebrations, and Occupational Landlords

]]>0ca42340-d3b5-4e8d-8edb-fb14b19dce41Tue, 10 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -070001:20:48yesfull116Pitch Meeting15: Kid Rock T-Shirt15: Kid Rock T-ShirtMeeting Minutes: Diamond Pipeline, Liver Farm, Inconvenience Store, Fear Coaching

]]>Meeting Minutes: Diamond Pipeline, Liver Farm, Inconvenience Store, Fear Coaching

]]>fea5b0e7-7e03-4335-8db3-f3d08d447a06Wed, 04 Aug 2021 07:30:00 -070001:31:29yesfull115Pitch Meeting14: The Piss Scientist14: The Piss ScientistMeeting Minutes: Deaf Phones, Bit Bikes, Self Service Dentist, Giants

]]>Meeting Minutes: Deaf Phones, Bit Bikes, Self Service Dentist, Giants

]]>10559f49-afcc-4709-86a3-8ea656e91282Wed, 28 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -070001:40:40yesfull114Pitch Meeting13: Sleep Me Now!13: Sleep Me Now!Meeting Minutes: Cooperative Driving Cars, Live Round Reenactors, "What About Robots?", Near Me Please

]]>Meeting Minutes: Cooperative Driving Cars, Live Round Reenactors, "What About Robots?", Near Me Please

]]>ec5f99c0-3245-4747-979f-0e7ded35beb7Wed, 21 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -070001:12:26yesfull113Pitch Meeting12: Better Food, Better People12: Better Food, Better PeopleMeeting Minutes: Drab 5, Red Flag Evaluations, Nation Trades, Hard Reset

]]>Meeting Minutes: Drab 5, Red Flag Evaluations, Nation Trades, Hard Reset

]]>5f339f9a-f968-4926-9026-d483e809386cTue, 13 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -070001:35:43yesfull112Pitch Meeting11: To Juice A Banana11: To Juice A BananaMeeting Minutes:

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]]>9896486d-2ab1-471c-a2c1-3d7c0ed0cc84Tue, 06 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -070001:33:24yesfull111Pitch Meeting10: ScamWow10: ScamWowMeeting Minutes: ScamWow, Gun Nut Hit List, Corporate Mascots, Kill SNL

]]>Meeting Minutes: ScamWow, Gun Nut Hit List, Corporate Mascots, Kill SNL

]]>dd7d504e-0b2a-4f03-97a6-26747d312843Mon, 28 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -070001:17:40yesfull110Pitch Meeting9: One Man. One Prison. One Gun.9: One Man. One Prison. One Gun.Meeting Minutes: Neighborhood Degradation Association, Elderly Communication Restriction, Fuck Off Artist, One Man. One Gun.

]]>Meeting Minutes: Neighborhood Degradation Association, Elderly Communication Restriction, Fuck Off Artist, One Man. One Gun.

]]>88e70751-de39-4001-b487-c34d47abed2aMon, 28 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -070001:20:46yesfull19Pitch Meeting8: Just Stop8: Just StopJust stop...

]]>Just stop...

]]>77445065-9d60-4acf-b9e9-39adef8ce0dfSun, 27 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -070001:15:42yesfull18Pitch Meeting7: Cattlemens is an ok Steakhouse7: Cattlemens is an ok SteakhouseWe have returned.

]]>We have returned.

]]>1912d7c9-5e87-42b6-b37e-e2abc38508b5Sat, 26 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -070001:06:22yesfull17Pitch Meeting6: Total Re-Norb6: Total Re-NorbMeeting Minutes:

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]]>66fafdc5-f820-4863-8f61-dafb78ba8514Thu, 02 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -070001:24:26yesfull6Pitch Meeting5: Bike-mitzvah5: Bike-mitzvahMeeting Minutes:

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]]>60e3af8b-6ae2-4ab4-bbd6-c10ea820a7f9Tue, 24 Mar 2020 02:00:00 -070001:27:03yesfull5Pitch Meeting4: Helmet Not Suggested4: Helmet Not SuggestedMeeting Minutes: Diesel Powered Heelys, FDR Chrono-Flare

]]>Meeting Minutes: Diesel Powered Heelys, FDR Chrono-Flare

]]>fe240fe5-f879-426b-87c6-c046750e6c53Tue, 17 Mar 2020 02:00:00 -070055:28yesfull4Pitch Meeting3: "Social" Security3: "Social" SecurityMeeting Minutes: "Social" Security, Mute Haircuts, Mandatory McDonald's, Judged Judy

Worth noting we recorded this the day before Judge Judy retired.

]]>Meeting Minutes: "Social" Security, Mute Haircuts, Mandatory McDonald's, Judged Judy

Worth noting we recorded this the day before Judge Judy retired.

]]>66ad9786-b4c7-4eb7-9aa2-f6be9eb0b37eTue, 10 Mar 2020 02:00:00 -070001:06:40yesfull3Pitch Meeting2: X-Treme Bullying2: X-Treme BullyingMeeting Minutes: Pneumatic Fast-Food Tube, Bully Bully Bully, Facebook + Yelp = Facebook, Just Ads ------ https://pitchmeeting.show

]]>Meeting Minutes: Pneumatic Fast-Food Tube, Bully Bully Bully, Facebook + Yelp = Facebook, Just Ads ------ https://pitchmeeting.show

]]>b31aca7b-38ec-4d87-b3ca-a290626f619bTue, 03 Mar 2020 02:02:00 -070001:06:28yesfull2Pitch Meeting1: The Dream Vest1: The Dream VestMeeting Minutes: "Gallon O' Capri-Sun", "Dreams Vest", "Shame Lane", "No Molestes Los Burrito" ------ https://pitchmeeting.show

]]>Meeting Minutes: "Gallon O' Capri-Sun", "Dreams Vest", "Shame Lane", "No Molestes Los Burrito" ------ https://pitchmeeting.show

]]>76849b4a-3806-4886-8ecc-096a0bd0e22bTue, 25 Feb 2020 02:00:00 -070001:27:49yesfull1Pitch Meeting