The Many Adventures of Sammy Magic

Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 11

Scottye Moore — Tue, 27 Apr 2021 05:30:00 -0600

After his brutal injury, Sammy Magic finds himself face-to-face with Derby, but what are her intentions? Was it she that cursed the Bronzed Falcon? Is she friend or foe? Who knows! But none of that matters because TOILET GIRL IS HERE! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, you've asked for it (no one asked for it) and that means she's here! Toilet Girl! She is... the worst. Support Sammy Magic on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ALoadofBS

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 10

Scottye Moore — Tue, 30 Mar 2021 05:30:00 -0600

After an epic History lesson from the Professor, Sammy Magic is left in turmoil. With the heir of OG Badman on the loose, Sammy can't help but wonder... is it him? With his history with the Rude Boyz house, Sammy can't help but be suspicious but he doesn't have time to worry about that because ITS TIME FOR SOME FOOTBALL! Will the Lionhearts once again overcome the Rude Boyz? Or is it Bad Boy Barry Snakeman's time? Find out on Sammy Magic! Support Sammy Magic on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ALoadofBS

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 9

Scottye Moore — Tue, 23 Feb 2021 05:30:00 -0600

Well, the class wanted to know the history of the scary snake room in the basement of Wizard Harvard and no one's better equipped to teach us about the history than none other than The Professor! What will he reveal about OG Badman's history with Wizard Harvard? Who is the woman known as Tabitha Grounds? And most importantly... who will win the coveted cup and title of Wizard Master!? Find out on Sammy Magic! Support Sammy Magic on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ALoadofBS

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 8

Scottye Moore — Wed, 17 Feb 2021 05:30:00 -0600

Sammy Magic has found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time once again as he discovers Groundskeeper Williams' cat hung from a lamp post and blood on the walls. Can he get out of this one? Who's responsible for the horrifying site in the hallway? And most importantly... Who exactly is this bizarre new Professor? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 7

Scottye Moore — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 05:30:00 -0600

Oh, it's been too long. Far too long since Sammy Magic got to get out on the field and do what he does best and that's catch a bird while people play football. Our hero luckily has returned to the great game of Wizard Football but things don't stay cheery for long. What does Barry Snakeman say that disturbs Harmony so much? How will our heroes find peace in this time? and most importantly... ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 6

Scottye Moore — Tue, 26 Jan 2021 05:30:00 -0600

It's time for our students to attend their first day at Gandalf's Defense against the Rough Boyz or whatever class! It's now just a matter of if Gandalf is prepared to come in and teach them what he knows... if he knows anything at all, that is. Is the hero of Mount Doom ready to take on teaching? How will Sammy react to his new-found fame? And most importantly... there were pixies at Nakatomi Plaza?! Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 5

Scottye Moore — Tue, 19 Jan 2021 05:30:00 -0600

Oh snap, one season and 5 episodes in and we finally actually discuss classes! Will our heroes prove their dominance or will they fall prey to the sophomore blues? What will Greg set on fire this year? More importantly... WHAT THE HELL IS PROFESSOR PLANTLADY THINKING GIVING THEM SHRIEKING SHRUBS?! Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 4

Scottye Moore — Tue, 12 Jan 2021 05:30:00 -0600

Sammy's finally on his way to Wizard Harvard! Assuming the train hasn't left yet... Oh wait, it has? That's not good... Will our heroes survive their trek back to school? Who is Ivy and how do they affect their scholastic career? And most importantly... WHAT THE HELL IS SKITCHING!? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Twas the Night Before Wizard Christmas

Scottye Moore — Tue, 22 Dec 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Well, the Sammy Magic crew has disappeared for Christmas meaning... it's up to the Bear to tell you all a story of holiday magic. Here's hoping you enjoy it and enjoy your holiday of choice this December!

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 3

Scottye Moore — Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Sammy Magic has been once again confronted by Derby who's determined to keep the Boy Wonder away from the school known as Wizard Harvard. Can Sammy escape her grasp and make a break for school? How many gingers does it take to save a boy wonder? And most importantly... how does the Bear know DERBY!? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 2

Scottye Moore — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 05:30:00 -0600

After a shocking declaration from Derby, the elven girlfriend of Pa Stinker, Sammy Magic is left with a choice... Betray her or perish. Unfortunately for him, the man known as Gandalf is about to make the answer for him. Will Sammy listen to his step-father? What is the mysterious place known as Terrab Alley? And most importantly... what deals are available at the Fantasy Hot Topic? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and the Scary Snake Room: Chapter 1

Scottye Moore — Tue, 17 Nov 2020 05:30:00 -0600

After defeating a dark lord and getting an absolutely amazing pizza party, Sammy Magic is left to return home to see how things are holding up at the Stinker household... Will he be welcomed in with open arms? Will he be shunned? Or will he be taking an adventure to THE THEME PARK CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Author's Notes: Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock

Scottye Moore — Tue, 03 Nov 2020 05:30:00 -0600

With the Big Cool Rock behind us, Scottye is left with no choice but to explain themselves. Listen as they describe the backstory of their various changes to the story. Why does Sammy have a pig? Why did Evil Douglas invade the mind of the Boy Wizard? What's next for our heroes? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 15

Scottye Moore — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Sammy has survived the assault of Evil Douglas, the Mirror of Erised has been destroyed and our hero has landed himself in a hospital... but the battle is over, but many questions remain. What will happen with the Big Cool Rock? What damage was caused in the epic showoff against Evil Douglas? And most importantly... DO WE GET A PIZZA PARTY OR NOT?! Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 14

Scottye Moore — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Sammy Magic has passed through the professor's gauntlet and arrived in the final chamber... with everything he could ever want. The Mirror of Erised staring him in the face. Our hero is forced to stand toe-to-toe with a choice. Go with his heart or go with what's right. Which path will he choose? Is Sammy Magic tempted towards the Dark Side? Or will he realize that he can't get back what he's lost... Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 13

Scottye Moore — Tue, 06 Oct 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Our heroes have discovered a beaten-down Gyllenpaw and a distraught bear... and an open chamber towards the Big Cool Rock. Can our heroes get through the gauntlet of traps set by the professors? What mysterious surprises will we get as they traverse through? And... wait, Greg can't play chess? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 12

Scottye Moore — Tue, 29 Sep 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Sammy Magic descended into darkness when last we left him. The mysterious figure in the forest slowly descended onto him with a blood-soaked face and hate-filled heart... but will Sammy survive his onslaught? What dark deeds will be afoot in Wizard Harvard? And... why is there a laugh track? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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FEED DROP: My Immortal - Fun Fiction

Scottye Moore — Tue, 22 Sep 2020 05:30:00 -0600

So as soon as the plot started up, Scottye got super-sick and was unable to record (as you'll hear in the intro) but we couldn't leave you with nothing! Therefore please enjoy this feed drop of the first episode of the brand new show on the BS Network, Fun Fiction!

"The worst fan fiction of all-time is in our sights on the debut episode of the new and improved FUN FICTION! Can Megan and Scottye discover the dark history of My Immortal? Who actually penned this horrid story of stories? And most importantly... can they make it better? Find out on Fun Fiction!"

Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 11

Scottye Moore — Tue, 15 Sep 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Oh no, Professor Kittycat has discovered our heroes tiptoeing throughout the castle after curfew! Their punishment? 150 points away from Lionheart and weeks in Wizard Detention... but that all changes one fateful day when the Bear leads them into the woods... What will our heroes find? Is Barry Snakeman as bad as he seems? And... what exactly did The Bear name his dog? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 10

Scottye Moore — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 05:30:00 -0600

After winning the big football game, Sammy Magic is on top of the world... but he can't celebrate for long as Alan Rickman has rushed off into the forest to converse with Groundskeeper William. What are these two talking about? What's The Bear hiding away in his cabin? And most importantly... WHO ARE THESE DRAGON POACHERS?! Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 9

Scottye Moore — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 05:30:00 -0600

The holidays have come and gone, but unfortunately, our heroes quest to discover the identity of Nicky Flannel must be put on hold... because there's a football game. I know. The most important plot point of the story has to be put on hold because of sports. This isn't a me decision either, this was in the original book too... but can Sammy survive Alan Rickman's refereeing on the field? Will our heroes discover the identity of Nicky Flannel? and... why is Groundskeeper William here? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 8

Scottye Moore — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Christmastime is falling on Wizard Harvard and our heroes are working at a handicap with Harmony leaving for vacation with family. Sammy attempts to discover more secrets about Nicky Flannel and Greg wishes he were at Universal Studios. Can our heroes survive their separation? Will that runic symbol hide the dark voice of Evil Douglas for much longer? And most importantly... how does Sammy not realize Erised is just desire backwards? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 7

Scottye Moore — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 05:30:00 -0600

Well... things certainly took a turn at the end of last week's episode. After Sammy's horrible use of the forbidden Cruciatus spell, Grumblebum has a sit-down with the young wizard to teach him some lessons about the power he possesses. In addition, Sammy gets his first taste of the limelight as he comes out for his first game of Wizard Football against the RUDE BOYZ. Can he win? Will any mysterious curses happen? And... wait, that three-headed dog has a name? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 6

Scottye Moore — Tue, 11 Aug 2020 05:30:00 -0600

After spending a tireless night tossing and turning, Sammy and Greg attempt to figure out why there's a GIANT EVIL DOG in the castle! Before that, however, they run into Barry Snakeman and Professor Kittycat who send them down a dark path that leads towards an ogre. Will our heroes survive the battle? Can Sammy get the darkness inside? And most importantly... what the hell's a bronze falcon? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 5

Scottye Moore — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 01:00:00 -0600

Classes have officially begun at Wizard Harvard and that means it's time to study! Our three heroes find themselves falling in love with their classes... until a faithful class in flight changes the course of their story forever. All Sammy was trying to do was good... but he still ended up breaking the rules in the process. Is he truly that snake he's always been afraid to become? What kind of life is Sad Tommy destined to lead? And most importantly, what will Barry Snakeman's daddy think of all of this!? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 4

Scottye Moore — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 00:45:00 -0600

Sammy Magic is finally on the WHBT to Wizard Harvard! He'll make new friends along the way, a few enemies and do what he can to help someone find a lost toad. When they finally arrive on the doorsteps of the illustrious magical school, each student is met with a challenge... What house would they find themselves in? Only the Fedora of Decision can make that choice! But what house will our hero be sorted into? Will his friends come along? And why is everyone peeing ALL OVER CAMPUS!? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 3

Scottye Moore — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 00:30:00 -0600

After awakening in a cold sweat with gold lining his pockets, it's now up to Sammy Magic to find supplies for the upcoming school year. Along the way, he meets a few students who just MIGHT become relevent to the story. What do I know though? I'm just the narrator. He also gets to meet Big Ollie who explains to him the importance of finding the right wand... But what if the wand breaks? How much money is Sammy willing to splurge on a golden robe? And what pet will he choose for the upcoming school year? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 2

Scottye Moore — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 00:15:00 -0600

Once the Bear arrived on Sammy Magic's doorstep, his entire life changed. After a shocking revelation (a revelation that she sucks) from Ma Stinker, Sammy escapes with the Bear who enters him into a world of magic on Porce Lane! But first... a stop at the B-Double. What dark secrets will Sammy unravel about his past? Where will he find the money for all his school supplies? And most importantly... How many chicken wings can the Bear nummy down on? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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Sammy Magic and The Big Cool Rock: Chapter 1

Scottye Moore — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0600

Sammy Magic is just your average kid that got dropped off on his parents doorstep by a massive bear-like man when he was a baby. Other than that? He's perfectly normal... aside from all of the mysterious incidents he finds himself in, windows randomly flying open, curtains catching fire, no big deal. One day, however, a mysterious figure comes clattering at his door after a series of letters hurdle down through his chimney... What could the figure want? Find out on Sammy Magic!

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