<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/seo-fking-what-get-found-on-google/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website]]></title><podcast:guid>bd819802-7c5b-5c33-be77-554c7fe9406d</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 07:00:14 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2026 Nikki Pilkington]]></copyright><managingEditor>Nikki Pilkington</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This podcast exists because you deserve better than the SEO bollocks currently being sold to you.

Every week, I'll give you 10-15 minutes of straight talk about SEO. Practical advice that actually works for B2B websites trying to get found on Google/search and make money. The kind of stuff that's been proven over years, not dreamed up last Tuesday by some LinkedIn tosspot.

Real SEO from someone who's been doing this since dial-up was considered fast. I'll tell you what works, what's complete nonsense, and which tactics will get your website buried faster than you can say "guaranteed first page rankings."

I'm calling out the bullshitters. The agencies promising the world and delivering fuck all. The LinkedIn gooroos flogging courses about things that don't actually exist. The AI SEO "hacks" destroying perfectly good websites. The expensive tools you don't need. The "experts" who learned SEO from a YouTube video three months ago. If someone's talking bollocks about SEO, you'll hear about it here.

More importantly, I'm telling you what to do instead. Every rant comes with actual, practical steps you can take. Real actions that get results, not theory that sounds clever but does bugger all for your rankings. "Do this, then do that, and you'll see movement." That's it. That's the format.

You're running a B2B business or managing a B2B website. You've probably been burned by an SEO agency before. Maybe they took your money and delivered a fancy report full of words that meant absolutely nothing. Or they promised first page rankings and disappeared after six months of bugger all results.

You're sick of reading blog posts that say nothing in 2000 words. You're tired of SEO "tips" that are either blindingly obvious or completely bizarre. You want someone to cut through the crap and tell you what actually matters for your business, not what works for some massive ecommerce site with a budget the size of a small country.

You don't need a PhD in technical SEO. You need to know what's worth your time and what's complete bollocks. You need to know which tactics will actually bring in leads and which ones are just expensive ways to make yourself feel busy. That's what I'm here for.

This isn't some sanitised, corporate-approved SEO podcast where everyone's lovely and we pretend all tactics are equally valid. They're not. Some are brilliant. Most are pointless. And some will actively fuck up your website while the "expert" who recommended them is off selling the same dodgy advice to the next poor sod.

I swear. A lot. If that bothers you, there are plenty of other podcasts out there with hosts who never offend anyone. Go find them. They're very nice. They're also very boring.

This also isn't a podcast that assumes you're stupid. You're not. You're just busy running a business and don't have time to decode the latest algorithm update or work out which SEO tactic is legitimate and which one's complete fantasy.

Fifteen minutes. One topic. I'll tell you what's pissing me off this week in the SEO industry, why it matters to your website, and what you should actually do about it. Then I'm done. You can get back to running your business.

New episodes drop weekly, because the SEO industry creates fresh bullshit faster than I can rant about it. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts so you don't miss the next time some gooroo invents a new problem to sell you the solution to.

Welcome to SEO F**king What? Let's fix your website.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/610df6b3-8df2-4db3-a41f-6caa312f31dd/SEO-Fucking-What-Podcast-art.jpg</url><title>SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google, make money from your website</title><link><![CDATA[https://nikki-pilkington.com]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/610df6b3-8df2-4db3-a41f-6caa312f31dd/SEO-Fucking-What-Podcast-art.jpg"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Nikki Pilkington</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Nikki Pilkington</itunes:author><description>This podcast exists because you deserve better than the SEO bollocks currently being sold to you.

Every week, I&apos;ll give you 10-15 minutes of straight talk about SEO. Practical advice that actually works for B2B websites trying to get found on Google/search and make money. The kind of stuff that&apos;s been proven over years, not dreamed up last Tuesday by some LinkedIn tosspot.

Real SEO from someone who&apos;s been doing this since dial-up was considered fast. I&apos;ll tell you what works, what&apos;s complete nonsense, and which tactics will get your website buried faster than you can say &quot;guaranteed first page rankings.&quot;

I&apos;m calling out the bullshitters. The agencies promising the world and delivering fuck all. The LinkedIn gooroos flogging courses about things that don&apos;t actually exist. The AI SEO &quot;hacks&quot; destroying perfectly good websites. The expensive tools you don&apos;t need. The &quot;experts&quot; who learned SEO from a YouTube video three months ago. If someone&apos;s talking bollocks about SEO, you&apos;ll hear about it here.

More importantly, I&apos;m telling you what to do instead. Every rant comes with actual, practical steps you can take. Real actions that get results, not theory that sounds clever but does bugger all for your rankings. &quot;Do this, then do that, and you&apos;ll see movement.&quot; That&apos;s it. That&apos;s the format.

You&apos;re running a B2B business or managing a B2B website. You&apos;ve probably been burned by an SEO agency before. Maybe they took your money and delivered a fancy report full of words that meant absolutely nothing. Or they promised first page rankings and disappeared after six months of bugger all results.

You&apos;re sick of reading blog posts that say nothing in 2000 words. You&apos;re tired of SEO &quot;tips&quot; that are either blindingly obvious or completely bizarre. You want someone to cut through the crap and tell you what actually matters for your business, not what works for some massive ecommerce site with a budget the size of a small country.

You don&apos;t need a PhD in technical SEO. You need to know what&apos;s worth your time and what&apos;s complete bollocks. You need to know which tactics will actually bring in leads and which ones are just expensive ways to make yourself feel busy. That&apos;s what I&apos;m here for.

This isn&apos;t some sanitised, corporate-approved SEO podcast where everyone&apos;s lovely and we pretend all tactics are equally valid. They&apos;re not. Some are brilliant. Most are pointless. And some will actively fuck up your website while the &quot;expert&quot; who recommended them is off selling the same dodgy advice to the next poor sod.

I swear. A lot. If that bothers you, there are plenty of other podcasts out there with hosts who never offend anyone. Go find them. They&apos;re very nice. They&apos;re also very boring.

This also isn&apos;t a podcast that assumes you&apos;re stupid. You&apos;re not. You&apos;re just busy running a business and don&apos;t have time to decode the latest algorithm update or work out which SEO tactic is legitimate and which one&apos;s complete fantasy.

Fifteen minutes. One topic. I&apos;ll tell you what&apos;s pissing me off this week in the SEO industry, why it matters to your website, and what you should actually do about it. Then I&apos;m done. You can get back to running your business.

New episodes drop weekly, because the SEO industry creates fresh bullshit faster than I can rant about it. Subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts so you don&apos;t miss the next time some gooroo invents a new problem to sell you the solution to.

Welcome to SEO F**king What? Let&apos;s fix your website.</description><link>https://nikki-pilkington.com</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[SEO advice that cuts through  the crap and doesn't treat you like an idiot]]></itunes:subtitle><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Business"><itunes:category text="Marketing"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Technology"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Education"><itunes:category text="How To"/></itunes:category><podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked><podcast:medium>podcast</podcast:medium><item><title>The SEO Tools You&apos;re Not Using — And Why That&apos;s Killing Your Rankings</title><itunes:title>The SEO Tools You&apos;re Not Using — And Why That&apos;s Killing Your Rankings</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about: the three free tools you need set up before any of the rest of it makes any sense. Because I cannot tell you how many times I've sat down with a business owner for an SEO one-to-one, asked them to share their Google Search Console, and found out they haven't logged in for 18 months. That's like having a sat nav and refusing to look at it, then wondering why you keep getting lost.</p><p>And yes, there's actual homework at the end.</p><p>Because listening is lovely, but without doing, you're wasting both our time.</p><p><strong>You'll learn:</strong></p><p>What each tool does and why it matters, how to get all three set up today (it takes about 25 minutes), what to actually look at once they're collecting data, and why ignoring this stuff is one of the most expensive mistakes a website owner can make.</p><p><strong>Links mentioned:</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Google Search Console:<a href="https://search.google.com/search-console" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://search.google.com/search-console" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://search.google.com/search-console</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Google Analytics:<a href="https://analytics.google.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://analytics.google.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://analytics.google.com</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Microsoft Clarity:<a href="https://clarity.microsoft.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://clarity.microsoft.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://clarity.microsoft.com</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Clicky Analytics:<a href="https://clicky.com/101357342" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://clicky.com/101357342" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://clicky.com/101357342</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Non-Wanky SEO Course:<a href="https://nonwankyseo.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://nonwankyseo.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nonwankyseo.com</a></u></li></ol><br/><p><strong>Follow Nikki:</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>LinkedIn:<a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Instagram:<a href="https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Bluesky:<a href="https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social</a></u></li></ol><br/><p>Mentioned in this episode:</p><p><strong>ICN Network</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about: the three free tools you need set up before any of the rest of it makes any sense. Because I cannot tell you how many times I've sat down with a business owner for an SEO one-to-one, asked them to share their Google Search Console, and found out they haven't logged in for 18 months. That's like having a sat nav and refusing to look at it, then wondering why you keep getting lost.</p><p>And yes, there's actual homework at the end.</p><p>Because listening is lovely, but without doing, you're wasting both our time.</p><p><strong>You'll learn:</strong></p><p>What each tool does and why it matters, how to get all three set up today (it takes about 25 minutes), what to actually look at once they're collecting data, and why ignoring this stuff is one of the most expensive mistakes a website owner can make.</p><p><strong>Links mentioned:</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Google Search Console:<a href="https://search.google.com/search-console" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://search.google.com/search-console" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://search.google.com/search-console</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Google Analytics:<a href="https://analytics.google.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://analytics.google.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://analytics.google.com</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Microsoft Clarity:<a href="https://clarity.microsoft.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://clarity.microsoft.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://clarity.microsoft.com</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Clicky Analytics:<a href="https://clicky.com/101357342" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://clicky.com/101357342" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://clicky.com/101357342</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Non-Wanky SEO Course:<a href="https://nonwankyseo.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://nonwankyseo.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nonwankyseo.com</a></u></li></ol><br/><p><strong>Follow Nikki:</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>LinkedIn:<a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Instagram:<a href="https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/</a></u></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Bluesky:<a href="https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"> </a><u><a href="https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social</a></u></li></ol><br/><p>Mentioned in this episode:</p><p><strong>ICN Network</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/episode-16-tbd]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">86500cdd-2bf5-4f7c-a2ef-f04ecd30e55b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/88bcb159-64a9-44d2-a958-54005e0b9fef/Three-tools-you-NEED-for-your-SEO-episode-artwork.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/86500cdd-2bf5-4f7c-a2ef-f04ecd30e55b.mp3" length="17077244" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-435cd7e1-39ea-41e2-a7bb-7cd3b34e1621.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="Three tools you NEED for your SEO"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/gpTtUfRDu_0"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Be Conned Into Paying For an AI Search Optimisation Audit FFS!</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Be Conned Into Paying For an AI Search Optimisation Audit FFS!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>I got sent an AI search optimisation audit that cost a business thousands of pounds. It was beautifully presented, full of charts and graphs, and packed with confident recommendations about AI citations and ChatGPT visibility.</p><p>It also missed a whole BUNCH of stuff.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about: an audit that recommended deleting pages that were actively driving real traffic from Google — because a proprietary AI visibility tool said they weren't getting ChatGPT citations.</p><p>I'll break down exactly why this kind of audit is dangerous, not just useless, and what the businesses being sold this stuff actually need to know.</p><p>I cover what a real audit should include, why Google organic traffic still dwarfs AI referral traffic for most sites, and the red flags to watch for before you hand over your budget to someone flogging "proprietary AI search tools".</p><p>If you've been pitched an AI search audit — or you're tempted — listen to this first.</p><p><strong>Chapters</strong></p><p>00:00 Introduction: Have you been had by an AI search audit?</p><p>00:54 What happened: The audit I was sent</p><p>01:43 What the audit missed — 462 errors, redirect chains, and more</p><p>02:20 The analytics data they ignored: Google vs ChatGPT traffic</p><p>03:42 The dangerous advice: deleting pages that were actually working</p><p>05:00 Why this makes me so f&amp;%king angry</p><p>06:24 The fix: check your numbers</p><p>08:17 Red flags to watch for before you pay for any AI SEO audit</p><p>Mentioned in this episode:</p><p><strong>ICN Network</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got sent an AI search optimisation audit that cost a business thousands of pounds. It was beautifully presented, full of charts and graphs, and packed with confident recommendations about AI citations and ChatGPT visibility.</p><p>It also missed a whole BUNCH of stuff.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about: an audit that recommended deleting pages that were actively driving real traffic from Google — because a proprietary AI visibility tool said they weren't getting ChatGPT citations.</p><p>I'll break down exactly why this kind of audit is dangerous, not just useless, and what the businesses being sold this stuff actually need to know.</p><p>I cover what a real audit should include, why Google organic traffic still dwarfs AI referral traffic for most sites, and the red flags to watch for before you hand over your budget to someone flogging "proprietary AI search tools".</p><p>If you've been pitched an AI search audit — or you're tempted — listen to this first.</p><p><strong>Chapters</strong></p><p>00:00 Introduction: Have you been had by an AI search audit?</p><p>00:54 What happened: The audit I was sent</p><p>01:43 What the audit missed — 462 errors, redirect chains, and more</p><p>02:20 The analytics data they ignored: Google vs ChatGPT traffic</p><p>03:42 The dangerous advice: deleting pages that were actually working</p><p>05:00 Why this makes me so f&amp;%king angry</p><p>06:24 The fix: check your numbers</p><p>08:17 Red flags to watch for before you pay for any AI SEO audit</p><p>Mentioned in this episode:</p><p><strong>ICN Network</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/dont-be-conned-into-paying-for-an-ai-search-optimisation-audit-ffs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">27d946c2-f651-4195-95c9-95f8255529c9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/30ea9c9e-63d1-4979-8044-9c21ab7e14b5/Dont-be-conned-into-paying-thousands-for-an-AI-SEO-Audit-FFS-art.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2026 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/27d946c2-f651-4195-95c9-95f8255529c9.mp3" length="15512428" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e8b2c3ea-f9f9-48b9-8ef5-91875b6cb223/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e8b2c3ea-f9f9-48b9-8ef5-91875b6cb223/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-9cd6e1b9-e638-4b47-80d1-5a926c9aced0.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="Don&apos;t Be Conned Into Paying For an AI Search Optimisation Audit FFS!"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/zC9eaRP0rFU"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>Your Competitors - SEO Geniuses? No. You&apos;re Just Sh*t At The Basics!</title><itunes:title>Your Competitors - SEO Geniuses? No. You&apos;re Just Sh*t At The Basics!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>I'm sick of business owners coming to me convinced their competitors have some secret SEO strategy. They don't. You're just making it ridiculously easy for them to beat you by ignoring the fundamentals on your own website.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about:</p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The 7 most common ways you're sabotaging your own SEO (I guarantee at least three apply to you)</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Why your homepage title saying "Home" makes you invisible to Google</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>How your 50-word service pages are getting destroyed by competitors who bothered to write 800 words</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The Google Business Profile mistakes that hand free visibility to everyone else</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Why your site loading slower than a wet weekend is killing your rankings</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>A 30-minute self-audit you can do today to fix the obvious stuff</li></ol><br/><p><strong>The uncomfortable truth:</strong> Your competitor's website probably isn't that impressive. They've just done the basics - proper page titles, decent content, a filled-in Google Business Profile, and a site that actually works on mobile. That's it. No magic formula. Just competent execution of SEO fundamentals that you haven't got around to yet.</p><p>I've been in SEO for over 30 years, and I help businesses make money from their websites by getting found in search. This episode is your wake-up call to stop stalking your competitors' websites and start fixing your own.</p><p><strong>Stop blaming your competitors. Fix your own shit first.</strong></p><h2>Chapters / Timestamps</h2><p><strong>00:00</strong> - Introduction: The Real Reason You're Losing at SEO</p><p><strong>02:05</strong> - Common SEO Mistakes Sabotaging Your Success</p><p><strong>02:28</strong> - Mistake #1: Your Meta Titles Are Useless</p><p><strong>03:10</strong> - Mistake #2: Your Service Pages Are Thinner Than an Over-Filtered Influencer</p><p><strong>04:00</strong> - Mistake #3: You've Got No Internal Links</p><p><strong>04:40</strong> - Mistake #4: Your Google Business Profile Is a Ghost Town</p><p><strong>05:20</strong> - Mistake #5: Your Site Is Slower Than a Wet Weekend</p><p><strong>06:00</strong> - Mistake #6: Your Mobile Experience Is Atrocious</p><p><strong>06:40</strong> - Mistake #7: You've Got Broken Shit Everywhere</p><p><strong>07:20</strong> - Why We Focus on Competitors Instead of Our Own Sites</p><p><strong>08:22</strong> - How to Fix Your SEO Issues: The 30-Minute Self-Audit</p><p><strong>09:00</strong> - Step 1: Check Your Page Titles</p><p><strong>09:40</strong> - Step 2: Check the Words on Your Key Pages</p><p><strong>10:10</strong> - Step 3: Click Every Link on Your Site</p><p><strong>10:40</strong> - Step 4: Load Your Site on Your Phone</p><p><strong>11:00</strong> - Step 5: Check Your Google Business Profile</p><p><strong>11:30</strong> - Step 6: Look at Your Internal Links</p><p><strong>12:10</strong> - Step 7: Search for Yourself on Google</p><p><strong>12:40</strong> - Stop Looking Over the Fence</p><p><strong>13:47</strong> - Final Thoughts and Actionable Steps</p><p>If you want straight-talk SEO without the jargon, follow SEO F**king What.</p><p>More episodes here:</p><p><a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm sick of business owners coming to me convinced their competitors have some secret SEO strategy. They don't. You're just making it ridiculously easy for them to beat you by ignoring the fundamentals on your own website.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about:</p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The 7 most common ways you're sabotaging your own SEO (I guarantee at least three apply to you)</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Why your homepage title saying "Home" makes you invisible to Google</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>How your 50-word service pages are getting destroyed by competitors who bothered to write 800 words</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The Google Business Profile mistakes that hand free visibility to everyone else</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Why your site loading slower than a wet weekend is killing your rankings</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>A 30-minute self-audit you can do today to fix the obvious stuff</li></ol><br/><p><strong>The uncomfortable truth:</strong> Your competitor's website probably isn't that impressive. They've just done the basics - proper page titles, decent content, a filled-in Google Business Profile, and a site that actually works on mobile. That's it. No magic formula. Just competent execution of SEO fundamentals that you haven't got around to yet.</p><p>I've been in SEO for over 30 years, and I help businesses make money from their websites by getting found in search. This episode is your wake-up call to stop stalking your competitors' websites and start fixing your own.</p><p><strong>Stop blaming your competitors. Fix your own shit first.</strong></p><h2>Chapters / Timestamps</h2><p><strong>00:00</strong> - Introduction: The Real Reason You're Losing at SEO</p><p><strong>02:05</strong> - Common SEO Mistakes Sabotaging Your Success</p><p><strong>02:28</strong> - Mistake #1: Your Meta Titles Are Useless</p><p><strong>03:10</strong> - Mistake #2: Your Service Pages Are Thinner Than an Over-Filtered Influencer</p><p><strong>04:00</strong> - Mistake #3: You've Got No Internal Links</p><p><strong>04:40</strong> - Mistake #4: Your Google Business Profile Is a Ghost Town</p><p><strong>05:20</strong> - Mistake #5: Your Site Is Slower Than a Wet Weekend</p><p><strong>06:00</strong> - Mistake #6: Your Mobile Experience Is Atrocious</p><p><strong>06:40</strong> - Mistake #7: You've Got Broken Shit Everywhere</p><p><strong>07:20</strong> - Why We Focus on Competitors Instead of Our Own Sites</p><p><strong>08:22</strong> - How to Fix Your SEO Issues: The 30-Minute Self-Audit</p><p><strong>09:00</strong> - Step 1: Check Your Page Titles</p><p><strong>09:40</strong> - Step 2: Check the Words on Your Key Pages</p><p><strong>10:10</strong> - Step 3: Click Every Link on Your Site</p><p><strong>10:40</strong> - Step 4: Load Your Site on Your Phone</p><p><strong>11:00</strong> - Step 5: Check Your Google Business Profile</p><p><strong>11:30</strong> - Step 6: Look at Your Internal Links</p><p><strong>12:10</strong> - Step 7: Search for Yourself on Google</p><p><strong>12:40</strong> - Stop Looking Over the Fence</p><p><strong>13:47</strong> - Final Thoughts and Actionable Steps</p><p>If you want straight-talk SEO without the jargon, follow SEO F**king What.</p><p>More episodes here:</p><p><a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/your-competitors-seo-geniuses-no-youre-just-sht-at-the-basics]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4f0e915d-e476-49ba-8347-a56c7ce04a57</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/17b0f971-1b32-49ea-86b2-1551f4d39385/Stop-obessing-over-your-competitors-seo-artwork.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2026 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/4f0e915d-e476-49ba-8347-a56c7ce04a57.mp3" length="23475155" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>16:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/8e518faa-3207-4763-b30e-78a7ba692c50/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/8e518faa-3207-4763-b30e-78a7ba692c50/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-08521573-fdd9-45ff-8431-91985e637b93.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="Your Competitors - SEO Geniuses? No. You&apos;re Just Sh*t At The Basics!"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/anjLk8-PBLk"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>Want good SEO? Stop Blogging Like it&apos;s a Diary FFS!</title><itunes:title>Want good SEO? Stop Blogging Like it&apos;s a Diary FFS!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Most businesses aren’t bad at blogging because they’re lazy.</p><p>They’re bad at blogging because no one ever told them what blogs are actually for.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about one of the biggest SEO mistakes I see every single week.</p><p>Business blogs that read like diaries, newsletters, or internal updates… and then the owner wonders why Google ignores them.</p><p>This is the episode your marketing agency probably won’t volunteer to send you.</p><p>Because it explains why “blog regularly” was never enough, and how years of well-meaning content can actually f**k up your site instead of helping it.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><p>Why most business blogs get no traffic at all</p><p>Why Google can tell when you’re writing for yourself, not searchers</p><p>The types of blog posts nobody is actually Googling</p><p>How thin, self-serving content hurts your whole site</p><p>What crawl budget is and why it matters</p><p>How to choose blog topics people are genuinely searching for</p><p>Why keyword research isn’t optional</p><p>When to rewrite old posts and when to delete them</p><p>Where company news should live if you still want to share it</p><p>If you’ve been blogging for months or years and seeing nothing come from it, listen to this.</p><p>If your blog is full of “exciting news”, “reflections”, or “a message from the CEO”, listen to this.</p><p>And if you’re about to publish another post nobody asked for, definitely listen to this.</p><p>Share this with whoever writes your blog.</p><p>Share it with your marketing manager.</p><p>Share it with anyone about to hit publish on “Reflections on a Wonderful Q1”.</p><p><br></p><h2>Chapters / Timestamps</h2><p>00:00 Why your blog isn’t content</p><p>01:50 The diary blog problem</p><p>03:50 How bad blogs hurt your whole site</p><p>06:11 What to do instead</p><p>07:20 Matching search intent</p><p>08:05 Answering the actual question</p><p>09:42 Audit, rewrite, or delete</p><p>11:22 When company news is OK</p><p>12:20 Final reality check</p><p><br></p><p>If you want straight-talk SEO without the fluff, follow SEO F**king What.</p><p>More episodes here:</p><p><a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p><p>Mentioned in this episode:</p><p><strong>ICN Network</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most businesses aren’t bad at blogging because they’re lazy.</p><p>They’re bad at blogging because no one ever told them what blogs are actually for.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about one of the biggest SEO mistakes I see every single week.</p><p>Business blogs that read like diaries, newsletters, or internal updates… and then the owner wonders why Google ignores them.</p><p>This is the episode your marketing agency probably won’t volunteer to send you.</p><p>Because it explains why “blog regularly” was never enough, and how years of well-meaning content can actually f**k up your site instead of helping it.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><p>Why most business blogs get no traffic at all</p><p>Why Google can tell when you’re writing for yourself, not searchers</p><p>The types of blog posts nobody is actually Googling</p><p>How thin, self-serving content hurts your whole site</p><p>What crawl budget is and why it matters</p><p>How to choose blog topics people are genuinely searching for</p><p>Why keyword research isn’t optional</p><p>When to rewrite old posts and when to delete them</p><p>Where company news should live if you still want to share it</p><p>If you’ve been blogging for months or years and seeing nothing come from it, listen to this.</p><p>If your blog is full of “exciting news”, “reflections”, or “a message from the CEO”, listen to this.</p><p>And if you’re about to publish another post nobody asked for, definitely listen to this.</p><p>Share this with whoever writes your blog.</p><p>Share it with your marketing manager.</p><p>Share it with anyone about to hit publish on “Reflections on a Wonderful Q1”.</p><p><br></p><h2>Chapters / Timestamps</h2><p>00:00 Why your blog isn’t content</p><p>01:50 The diary blog problem</p><p>03:50 How bad blogs hurt your whole site</p><p>06:11 What to do instead</p><p>07:20 Matching search intent</p><p>08:05 Answering the actual question</p><p>09:42 Audit, rewrite, or delete</p><p>11:22 When company news is OK</p><p>12:20 Final reality check</p><p><br></p><p>If you want straight-talk SEO without the fluff, follow SEO F**king What.</p><p>More episodes here:</p><p><a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p><p>Mentioned in this episode:</p><p><strong>ICN Network</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/want-good-seo-stop-blogging-like-its-a-diary-ffs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">81e56cd3-0ec3-4919-b403-d38ff8fdd75a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/561bc5b8-e465-4799-960c-a4e9cddb6267/Want-good-SEO-Stop-blogging-like-you-re-writing-in-a-Diary.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/81e56cd3-0ec3-4919-b403-d38ff8fdd75a.mp3" length="21557352" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/95b0f8af-cb98-41df-bfe6-3ec28e8ed3ea/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/95b0f8af-cb98-41df-bfe6-3ec28e8ed3ea/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-bb6b4e0d-c986-4b29-8b6a-8a49d643c692.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>FFS SEOs - DON&apos;T Add GEO To Your LinkedIn Headline!</title><itunes:title>FFS SEOs - DON&apos;T Add GEO To Your LinkedIn Headline!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Most businesses aren’t confused about SEO because it’s complicated.</p><p>They’re confused because the industry keeps inventing new acronyms and pretending the rules have changed.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about... well let's be honest... I'm having a bit of a rant. And it's a rant that you need to hear if you've fallen into the same trap I've seen some other SEOs fall into recently.</p><p>This is the episode your favourite SEO hustle bro probably doesn’t want you to hear.</p><p>GEO isn’t a new discipline.</p><p>It’s SEO with a new acronym and a higher invoice.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><p>Why SEOs are adding GEO to their headlines even when their skills haven’t changed</p><p>Why “AI optimisation” isn’t meaningfully different from good SEO</p><p>What Google has already confirmed about AI search</p><p>How buzzwords validate inflated pricing and bad behaviour</p><p>Why playing along makes it harder for clients to tell who actually knows what they’re doing</p><p>Why honesty builds trust, even when it costs you work</p><p>If you’re an SEO feeling pressured to add GEO to your profile just to compete, listen to this.</p><p>If you’re a business owner wondering why suddenly everything costs more for the “same” SEO, listen to this.</p><p>And if you’re about to pay someone extra because they stuck three new letters in their headline, definitely listen to this.</p><p>Share this with your SEO mates.</p><p>Share it with a business owner who’s being sold magic.</p><p>Share it with anyone who’s about to pay more money for the same work.</p><h2>Chapters/Timestamps</h2><p>00:00 “Why Adding GEO Is Making Things Worse”</p><p>01:25 Losing work to buzzwords</p><p>03:20 What Google has already confirmed</p><p>04:45 Why SEOs playing along is a problem</p><p>06:35 The uncomfortable truth</p><p>08:16 How the SEO industry created this mess</p><p>09:40 Why I’m not adding GEO</p><p>If you want straight-talk SEO without the jargon, follow SEO F**king What.</p><p>More episodes here:</p><p>https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most businesses aren’t confused about SEO because it’s complicated.</p><p>They’re confused because the industry keeps inventing new acronyms and pretending the rules have changed.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about... well let's be honest... I'm having a bit of a rant. And it's a rant that you need to hear if you've fallen into the same trap I've seen some other SEOs fall into recently.</p><p>This is the episode your favourite SEO hustle bro probably doesn’t want you to hear.</p><p>GEO isn’t a new discipline.</p><p>It’s SEO with a new acronym and a higher invoice.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><p>Why SEOs are adding GEO to their headlines even when their skills haven’t changed</p><p>Why “AI optimisation” isn’t meaningfully different from good SEO</p><p>What Google has already confirmed about AI search</p><p>How buzzwords validate inflated pricing and bad behaviour</p><p>Why playing along makes it harder for clients to tell who actually knows what they’re doing</p><p>Why honesty builds trust, even when it costs you work</p><p>If you’re an SEO feeling pressured to add GEO to your profile just to compete, listen to this.</p><p>If you’re a business owner wondering why suddenly everything costs more for the “same” SEO, listen to this.</p><p>And if you’re about to pay someone extra because they stuck three new letters in their headline, definitely listen to this.</p><p>Share this with your SEO mates.</p><p>Share it with a business owner who’s being sold magic.</p><p>Share it with anyone who’s about to pay more money for the same work.</p><h2>Chapters/Timestamps</h2><p>00:00 “Why Adding GEO Is Making Things Worse”</p><p>01:25 Losing work to buzzwords</p><p>03:20 What Google has already confirmed</p><p>04:45 Why SEOs playing along is a problem</p><p>06:35 The uncomfortable truth</p><p>08:16 How the SEO industry created this mess</p><p>09:40 Why I’m not adding GEO</p><p>If you want straight-talk SEO without the jargon, follow SEO F**king What.</p><p>More episodes here:</p><p>https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/ffs-seos-dont-add-geo-to-your-linkedin-headline]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5bd2ee75-c7ba-461f-9ee7-cbf886306871</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/bf80fe3d-2d30-463c-a7f0-0b97db949e5e/FFS-SEOs-Dont-Add-GEO-To-Your-LinkedIn-Headline.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2026 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/5bd2ee75-c7ba-461f-9ee7-cbf886306871.mp3" length="17044643" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>11:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bf78e0fd-0617-4dd2-8f6d-6777e989a429/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bf78e0fd-0617-4dd2-8f6d-6777e989a429/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-1ea79a2b-dd97-444b-8487-9ca24e751b5b.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="FFS SEOs - Don&apos;t Add GEO To Your LinkedIn Headline!"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/3ZWBoj7WSLQ"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>FFS Let Your SEO Help With Your F**king Website Migration!</title><itunes:title>FFS Let Your SEO Help With Your F**king Website Migration!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Most businesses don’t lose their traffic because SEO “stopped working”.</p><p>They lose it because someone redesigned the website and didn’t know what they were doing.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about website migrations, redesigns, domain changes, and how businesses accidentally torch years of SEO in a single launch.</p><p>This is the episode your controlling web developer probably doesn’t want you to hear.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><p>Why website migrations go wrong so often</p><p>Why developers are not SEO specialists (and why that matters)</p><p>How URL changes wipe out rankings overnight</p><p>What 301 redirects are actually for and how people mess them up</p><p>Why missing metadata quietly kills performance</p><p>How to tell Google you’ve changed domain properly</p><p>What to do if you’ve already launched and everything’s gone a bit tits up</p><p>If you’re planning a website redesign, changing platforms, moving from .co.uk to .com, or touching your URLs in any way, listen to this before you launch.</p><p>If you’ve already launched and your traffic has fallen off a cliff, this will help you work out what’s broken and how to fix it.</p><p>Share this with your web developer.</p><p>Share it with your marketing manager.</p><p>Share it with anyone who’s about to make a very expensive mistake.</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p> 00:00 "Your Developer Is Not Your SEO Team"</p><p> 01:49 "Why Website Migrations Go Wrong"</p><p> 05:00 "A Real SEO Disaster Story"</p><p> 06:47 "What Happens When You Mess It Up"</p><p> 08:11 "How to Migrate a Website Properly"</p><p> 12:10 "Fixing a Broken Migration"</p><p>If you want better results from your SEO and you don’t want to be firefighting disasters like this, I offer SEO supervision, training, and support for businesses and teams – <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want more episodes?</p><p> <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most businesses don’t lose their traffic because SEO “stopped working”.</p><p>They lose it because someone redesigned the website and didn’t know what they were doing.</p><p>Hi, I’m <a href="https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Nikki Pilkington</a>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <strong>"SEO F**king What"</strong>, I’m talking about website migrations, redesigns, domain changes, and how businesses accidentally torch years of SEO in a single launch.</p><p>This is the episode your controlling web developer probably doesn’t want you to hear.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><p>Why website migrations go wrong so often</p><p>Why developers are not SEO specialists (and why that matters)</p><p>How URL changes wipe out rankings overnight</p><p>What 301 redirects are actually for and how people mess them up</p><p>Why missing metadata quietly kills performance</p><p>How to tell Google you’ve changed domain properly</p><p>What to do if you’ve already launched and everything’s gone a bit tits up</p><p>If you’re planning a website redesign, changing platforms, moving from .co.uk to .com, or touching your URLs in any way, listen to this before you launch.</p><p>If you’ve already launched and your traffic has fallen off a cliff, this will help you work out what’s broken and how to fix it.</p><p>Share this with your web developer.</p><p>Share it with your marketing manager.</p><p>Share it with anyone who’s about to make a very expensive mistake.</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p> 00:00 "Your Developer Is Not Your SEO Team"</p><p> 01:49 "Why Website Migrations Go Wrong"</p><p> 05:00 "A Real SEO Disaster Story"</p><p> 06:47 "What Happens When You Mess It Up"</p><p> 08:11 "How to Migrate a Website Properly"</p><p> 12:10 "Fixing a Broken Migration"</p><p>If you want better results from your SEO and you don’t want to be firefighting disasters like this, I offer SEO supervision, training, and support for businesses and teams – <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want more episodes?</p><p> <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/ffs-let-your-seo-help-with-your-fking-website-migration]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e3030229-9a72-46ca-a621-fba9e05b5ca9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e5fc34b9-cc34-4a1d-8da6-222a4976c770/FFS-Let-Your-SEO-Help-With-Website-Migration-episode-artwork.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2026 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/e3030229-9a72-46ca-a621-fba9e05b5ca9.mp3" length="20553011" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>14:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/27af4ca3-01ed-40df-9867-6be7d299ed36/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/27af4ca3-01ed-40df-9867-6be7d299ed36/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-cdf0f15a-6b30-4b30-9f1d-ae1eec83086b.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="FFS Let Your SEO Help With Your Website Migration"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/IIVSNGjR3fM"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>What The F**king Good SEO People Look Like</title><itunes:title>What The F**king Good SEO People Look Like</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Most small business owners don’t fail at SEO.</p><p>They get confused, overwhelmed, or quietly ripped off.</p><p>Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">SEO F**king What</a>, which is part two of a two parter, I’m letting you know what a good SEO person looks like in terms of their offers.</p><p>What SEO really costs in the UK, how long it takes to work, and how to spot legitimate professionals from cowboys.</p><p>No jargon.</p><p>No “it depends” nonsense.</p><p>No magical promises.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>What proper SEO services should include (and what’s usually a waste of money)</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>How good SEOs explain their work without hiding behind acronyms</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Why rankings don’t pay your mortgage, but revenue does</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Realistic SEO pricing for small businesses and ecommerce sites</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Honest timelines for technical fixes, content, and results</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>How to avoid dependency and find SEO help you can actually trust</li></ol><br/><p>If you’re about to hire an SEO, already paying one, or wondering why results don’t match the promises, this episode could save you a lot of money and frustration.</p><p>If you haven’t listened to part one yet, go back and start there first.</p><p>And if this helps, please share it with someone who’s about to sign an SEO contract.</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "Good SEO: Clarity Over Jargon"</p><p>04:03 "SEO That Drives Real Results"</p><p>08:42 "SEO Timelines Simplified"</p><p>12:18 "SEO: Consistent, Methodical Work"</p><p><br></p><p>This episode is all about helping you identify a decent SEO person from a scammer. But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner, and I offer supervision and set up of these kinds of arrangements as a service - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most small business owners don’t fail at SEO.</p><p>They get confused, overwhelmed, or quietly ripped off.</p><p>Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">SEO F**king What</a>, which is part two of a two parter, I’m letting you know what a good SEO person looks like in terms of their offers.</p><p>What SEO really costs in the UK, how long it takes to work, and how to spot legitimate professionals from cowboys.</p><p>No jargon.</p><p>No “it depends” nonsense.</p><p>No magical promises.</p><p>In this episode, I cover:</p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>What proper SEO services should include (and what’s usually a waste of money)</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>How good SEOs explain their work without hiding behind acronyms</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Why rankings don’t pay your mortgage, but revenue does</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Realistic SEO pricing for small businesses and ecommerce sites</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Honest timelines for technical fixes, content, and results</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>How to avoid dependency and find SEO help you can actually trust</li></ol><br/><p>If you’re about to hire an SEO, already paying one, or wondering why results don’t match the promises, this episode could save you a lot of money and frustration.</p><p>If you haven’t listened to part one yet, go back and start there first.</p><p>And if this helps, please share it with someone who’s about to sign an SEO contract.</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "Good SEO: Clarity Over Jargon"</p><p>04:03 "SEO That Drives Real Results"</p><p>08:42 "SEO Timelines Simplified"</p><p>12:18 "SEO: Consistent, Methodical Work"</p><p><br></p><p>This episode is all about helping you identify a decent SEO person from a scammer. But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner, and I offer supervision and set up of these kinds of arrangements as a service - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/what-the-fking-good-seo-people-look-like]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">71d9fed0-b313-4d04-adae-55b26e1d16e9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/696a1019-dda7-490d-b81f-2e949a8a0ffc/What-the-good-SEO-people-look-like-episode-artwork.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2025 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/71d9fed0-b313-4d04-adae-55b26e1d16e9.mp3" length="20039573" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:55</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c13c6805-22e1-43c6-9998-c76b1b672412/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/c13c6805-22e1-43c6-9998-c76b1b672412/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-6aabc091-ed4d-4712-84f7-2d6f835ed593.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="What The F**king Good SEO People Look Like"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/FnFmveMCjzM"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>What The F**k Your SEO is Actually Charging You For (And Why It&apos;s a Scam)</title><itunes:title>What The F**k Your SEO is Actually Charging You For (And Why It&apos;s a Scam)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ever been quoted some ridiculous SEO retainer and thought… hang on, what the f**k am I actually paying for? Yeah. Same as lots of my clients. And honestly, I’m tired of watching small businesses get fleeced by agencies who talk a big game but can’t explain a single thing they’re doing.</p><p>Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">SEO F**king What</a>, I’m breaking down the biggest red flags in SEO.</p><p>Guaranteed rankings. “Secret” methodologies. Vague contracts. The lot.</p><p>If you’ve ever felt stupid for falling for any of this, don’t. These people are professionals at sounding credible while delivering absolutely nothing.</p><p>By the end, you’ll know exactly what questions to ask, what bullshit to ignore, and how to spot an SEO that’s more scammer than specialist.</p><p>Part two is coming next week, where I’ll show you what <em>good</em> SEO should actually look like (and what it should cost). But for now, let’s make sure you stop handing your hard-earned money to chancers.</p><p>If you’ve got questions, come yell at me on LinkedIn or drop me an email. I don’t bite… unless you promise “guaranteed rankings.”</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "Protecting Small Businesses in SEO"</p><p>04:03 Vague SEO Contracts Warning</p><p>09:27 Avoid SEO Shortcuts</p><p>10:21 SEO: Hard Work, Real Experts</p><p>This episode is all about helping you ensure your SEO isn't a red flag waving scammer. But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner, and I offer supervision and set up of these kinds of arrangements as a service - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever been quoted some ridiculous SEO retainer and thought… hang on, what the f**k am I actually paying for? Yeah. Same as lots of my clients. And honestly, I’m tired of watching small businesses get fleeced by agencies who talk a big game but can’t explain a single thing they’re doing.</p><p>Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">SEO F**king What</a>, I’m breaking down the biggest red flags in SEO.</p><p>Guaranteed rankings. “Secret” methodologies. Vague contracts. The lot.</p><p>If you’ve ever felt stupid for falling for any of this, don’t. These people are professionals at sounding credible while delivering absolutely nothing.</p><p>By the end, you’ll know exactly what questions to ask, what bullshit to ignore, and how to spot an SEO that’s more scammer than specialist.</p><p>Part two is coming next week, where I’ll show you what <em>good</em> SEO should actually look like (and what it should cost). But for now, let’s make sure you stop handing your hard-earned money to chancers.</p><p>If you’ve got questions, come yell at me on LinkedIn or drop me an email. I don’t bite… unless you promise “guaranteed rankings.”</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "Protecting Small Businesses in SEO"</p><p>04:03 Vague SEO Contracts Warning</p><p>09:27 Avoid SEO Shortcuts</p><p>10:21 SEO: Hard Work, Real Experts</p><p>This episode is all about helping you ensure your SEO isn't a red flag waving scammer. But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner, and I offer supervision and set up of these kinds of arrangements as a service - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/what-the-fk-your-seo-is-actually-charging-you-for-and-why-its-a-scam]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ee663435-ea41-44c4-ac91-98b60995f7b6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/3105bd61-2f39-46c3-8e8a-3b841fe35002/What-the-fuck-your-SEO-is-actually-charging-you-forjpg.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2025 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/ee663435-ea41-44c4-ac91-98b60995f7b6.mp3" length="17282319" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bbcaee0b-dcd5-4d07-a9ae-efd110f22f5d/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/bbcaee0b-dcd5-4d07-a9ae-efd110f22f5d/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-ec19246d-0119-41f8-8a05-9e01d10ac067.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="What Your SEO Is Really Charging You For (And What’s a Scam)"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/WEsubhALNpM"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>SEO Doesn&apos;t Work If You Don&apos;t F**king Let It!</title><itunes:title>SEO Doesn&apos;t Work If You Don&apos;t F**king Let It!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>I’ve lost count of the businesses that hire an SEO expert, pay good money, and then make it impossible for us to actually do the job. </p><p>Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">SEO F**king What</a>, I’m calling out the ridiculousness I sometimes see when a business hires an SEO. Not you. You wouldn't do any of this, I'm sure. But we'll explore some of the absolute sh*ttery that can go down when one of us SEO experts gets hired by someone who doesn't understand what our role in their business actually is!</p><p>If you want fluffy LinkedIn advice, this isn’t the show for you.</p><p>But if you’re ready to stop sabotaging your own results and work with an SEO like a grown-up, hit play.</p><p>This one might sting a bit — but it’ll make you money, which is all I f**king care about.</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 Freelancing Isn't Remote Employment</p><p>04:26 Clients Restricting Access Harms Results</p><p>09:00 Empower Your SEO Expert</p><p>10:45 Respect Freelancers for Better Results</p><p>This episode is all about helping you ensure your SEO is equipped to do their job properly. </p><p>But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner, and I offer supervision and set up of these kinds of arrangements as a service - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’ve lost count of the businesses that hire an SEO expert, pay good money, and then make it impossible for us to actually do the job. </p><p>Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">SEO F**king What</a>, I’m calling out the ridiculousness I sometimes see when a business hires an SEO. Not you. You wouldn't do any of this, I'm sure. But we'll explore some of the absolute sh*ttery that can go down when one of us SEO experts gets hired by someone who doesn't understand what our role in their business actually is!</p><p>If you want fluffy LinkedIn advice, this isn’t the show for you.</p><p>But if you’re ready to stop sabotaging your own results and work with an SEO like a grown-up, hit play.</p><p>This one might sting a bit — but it’ll make you money, which is all I f**king care about.</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 Freelancing Isn't Remote Employment</p><p>04:26 Clients Restricting Access Harms Results</p><p>09:00 Empower Your SEO Expert</p><p>10:45 Respect Freelancers for Better Results</p><p>This episode is all about helping you ensure your SEO is equipped to do their job properly. </p><p>But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner, and I offer supervision and set up of these kinds of arrangements as a service - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training-and-development-uk/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/seo-doesnt-work-if-you-dont-fking-let-it]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ff29883f-1a91-4b23-991e-4ee60f8414ed</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1f88254e-c699-4818-adee-240436d82a40/SEO-Doesn-t-Work-If-You-Don-t-Fucking-Let-It.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2025 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/ff29883f-1a91-4b23-991e-4ee60f8414ed.mp3" length="18003881" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/76b53fba-3d90-4875-8d8f-30ea9191aefc/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/76b53fba-3d90-4875-8d8f-30ea9191aefc/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-1d703ef6-0b3c-4c38-b05b-f67f26e8165f.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="SEO Doesn&apos;t Work If You Don&apos;t F**king Let It!"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/8tGHsRy8Nf8"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>SEO F**king IS for small businesses</title><itunes:title>SEO F**king IS for small businesses</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I’m taking on one of the most annoying lies in the SEO world. You’ve probably heard it. “SEO isn’t really for businesses your size.” Yeah. That's total bullshit.</p><p>Someone asked me about it on LinkedIn and honestly, I could feel my blood pressure rising. </p><p>So I’m breaking down why small businesses keep getting fobbed off by big agencies and why it has nothing to do with SEO… and everything to do with profit.</p><p>I talk through the real reasons you’re being dismissed and then walk you through what small businesses can actually do to get found. Local SEO wins. Smarter page titles. Writing content that answers real questions. Getting reviews. Fixing the basics on your website. It’s all here and none of it requires dropping two grand a month on an agency.</p><p>If you’ve ever been told you’re “too small” for SEO or felt like your website is just sitting there like a digital paperweight, this one will sort you out.</p><p>If it helps, follow SEO F**king What so you don’t miss next week’s episode. And if you know someone who’s been fed this same rubbish, send this to them. Sharing is caring and all that. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode I’m taking on one of the most annoying lies in the SEO world. You’ve probably heard it. “SEO isn’t really for businesses your size.” Yeah. That's total bullshit.</p><p>Someone asked me about it on LinkedIn and honestly, I could feel my blood pressure rising. </p><p>So I’m breaking down why small businesses keep getting fobbed off by big agencies and why it has nothing to do with SEO… and everything to do with profit.</p><p>I talk through the real reasons you’re being dismissed and then walk you through what small businesses can actually do to get found. Local SEO wins. Smarter page titles. Writing content that answers real questions. Getting reviews. Fixing the basics on your website. It’s all here and none of it requires dropping two grand a month on an agency.</p><p>If you’ve ever been told you’re “too small” for SEO or felt like your website is just sitting there like a digital paperweight, this one will sort you out.</p><p>If it helps, follow SEO F**king What so you don’t miss next week’s episode. And if you know someone who’s been fed this same rubbish, send this to them. Sharing is caring and all that. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/seo-fking-is-for-small-businesses]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3242b01f-57d3-492a-a1b0-00adba5aafac</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/610df6b3-8df2-4db3-a41f-6caa312f31dd/SEO-Fucking-What-Podcast-art.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2025 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/3242b01f-57d3-492a-a1b0-00adba5aafac.mp3" length="15193359" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/be2c440b-cb6c-4c14-b95d-89376b624059/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/be2c440b-cb6c-4c14-b95d-89376b624059/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-b7e933af-cfa3-42fa-bb47-89980de4c98f.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="SEO F**king IS For Small Businesses!"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/qUgP0a5o1A8"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>The F**king SEO Your Web Designer Promised vs What You Actually Got</title><itunes:title>The F**king SEO Your Web Designer Promised vs What You Actually Got</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ever handed over a chunk of cash to your web designer for “SEO” and ended up with nothing but a plugin and a lot of empty promises? </p><p>Hi, I'm <strong>Nikki Pilkington</strong>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>SEO F**king What</strong></a>, I’m pulling back the curtain on what really happens when web designers say they do SEO—and how you can tell if you’ve been stitched up.</p><p>I’ll walk you through the fixes and explain why most web designers aren’t SEO experts (and why that’s not a dig at them), reveal what real SEO looks like, and share the right questions to ask before you hire anyone. </p><p>Plus, I’ve got actionable steps you can take right now to get your site sorted—no bollocks, just practical advice. </p><p>If you’re ready to finally get found and make some money, hit follow and click play for some non-wanky SEO guidance that actually works!</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "Web Design vs. True SEO"</p><p>03:52 "SEO Advice: Get Found"</p><p>This episode is all about ensuring your web designer doesn't totally fuck you over on your SEO.</p><p>But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever handed over a chunk of cash to your web designer for “SEO” and ended up with nothing but a plugin and a lot of empty promises? </p><p>Hi, I'm <strong>Nikki Pilkington</strong>. My site is <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/</a> and in this episode of <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><strong>SEO F**king What</strong></a>, I’m pulling back the curtain on what really happens when web designers say they do SEO—and how you can tell if you’ve been stitched up.</p><p>I’ll walk you through the fixes and explain why most web designers aren’t SEO experts (and why that’s not a dig at them), reveal what real SEO looks like, and share the right questions to ask before you hire anyone. </p><p>Plus, I’ve got actionable steps you can take right now to get your site sorted—no bollocks, just practical advice. </p><p>If you’re ready to finally get found and make some money, hit follow and click play for some non-wanky SEO guidance that actually works!</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "Web Design vs. True SEO"</p><p>03:52 "SEO Advice: Get Found"</p><p>This episode is all about ensuring your web designer doesn't totally fuck you over on your SEO.</p><p>But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/the-fking-seo-your-web-designer-promised-vs-what-you-actually-got]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d8cf492c-c5f9-4bca-a5d3-05215b6cc35f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/610df6b3-8df2-4db3-a41f-6caa312f31dd/SEO-Fucking-What-Podcast-art.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2025 07:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/d8cf492c-c5f9-4bca-a5d3-05215b6cc35f.mp3" length="6759734" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>04:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/8998cdfd-c9a8-4adc-8084-ba3252436172/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/8998cdfd-c9a8-4adc-8084-ba3252436172/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="The F**king SEO Your Web Designer Promised vs What You Actually Got"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/JVMGS_8B15A"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>I&apos;m SEO Fucking Tired...</title><itunes:title>I&apos;m SEO F**king Tired...</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Fed up with watching charlatans and self-proclaimed “AI SEO gurus” rake in cash and followers by selling absolute bollocks? Yeah, me too.</p><p> This is SEO Fu*king What. I'm Nikki, and I help business owners like you to get found in search and make money from your website</p><p>In this no-bullshit episode, I’m explaining:</p><ul><li>Why the “SEO is dead” crowd keeps shouting the loudest</li><li>The real reason AI content farms never win long-term</li><li>How to spot the red flags (and the actual strategies that still work)</li></ul><br/><p>If you care about sustainable SEO that actually ranks, this</p><p>one’s for you.</p><p>This episode is all about the total dickheads who are offering terrible advice that could fuck up your website and its SEO. </p><p>You'll learn a lot from it.</p><p>But you'll get even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fed up with watching charlatans and self-proclaimed “AI SEO gurus” rake in cash and followers by selling absolute bollocks? Yeah, me too.</p><p> This is SEO Fu*king What. I'm Nikki, and I help business owners like you to get found in search and make money from your website</p><p>In this no-bullshit episode, I’m explaining:</p><ul><li>Why the “SEO is dead” crowd keeps shouting the loudest</li><li>The real reason AI content farms never win long-term</li><li>How to spot the red flags (and the actual strategies that still work)</li></ul><br/><p>If you care about sustainable SEO that actually ranks, this</p><p>one’s for you.</p><p>This episode is all about the total dickheads who are offering terrible advice that could fuck up your website and its SEO. </p><p>You'll learn a lot from it.</p><p>But you'll get even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/im-seo-fucking-tired-of-these-people-in-seo]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f2d0dd0b-2837-4130-8fb3-bdc772456833</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/610df6b3-8df2-4db3-a41f-6caa312f31dd/SEO-Fucking-What-Podcast-art.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2025 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/f2d0dd0b-2837-4130-8fb3-bdc772456833.mp3" length="17688521" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e2c70858-aaf7-403e-a870-8e231703b405/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/e2c70858-aaf7-403e-a870-8e231703b405/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-0050c79e-025c-482e-bbbf-004703a0d88a.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="I&apos;m SEO Fu*king Tired (Of these people in SEO)"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/YOPOMx5qeUI"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>Chat GPT isn&apos;t your fu*king SEO team!</title><itunes:title>Chat GPT isn&apos;t your fu*king SEO team!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>LinkedIn told you to sack your SEO tools and <em>just use ChatGPT.</em> Cute. </p><p> This is SEO Fu*king What. I'm Nikki, and I help business owners like you to get found in search and make money from your website</p><p>In this episode, I break down the three biggest <strong>ChatGPT SEO myths</strong> — fake volumes, fantasy Keyword Density (KD), and imaginary competitor analysis. I also give you a budget-savvy playbook that actually works: using GSC, manual SERPs and free tools.</p><p>And I share exactly where AI belongs (and where it doesn’t). </p><p>Click play to learn how to use <strong>ChatGPT for SEO</strong> the <em>right</em> way...</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "ChatGPT vs Paid SEO Tools"</p><p>03:58 "Ahrefs vs. ChatGPT: SEO Reality"</p><p>08:23 "Budget SEO Tips Exposed"</p><p>10:42 SEO Success Requires Time &amp; Data</p><p>This episode is all about not letting Chat GPT totally fuck up your SEO.</p><p>But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LinkedIn told you to sack your SEO tools and <em>just use ChatGPT.</em> Cute. </p><p> This is SEO Fu*king What. I'm Nikki, and I help business owners like you to get found in search and make money from your website</p><p>In this episode, I break down the three biggest <strong>ChatGPT SEO myths</strong> — fake volumes, fantasy Keyword Density (KD), and imaginary competitor analysis. I also give you a budget-savvy playbook that actually works: using GSC, manual SERPs and free tools.</p><p>And I share exactly where AI belongs (and where it doesn’t). </p><p>Click play to learn how to use <strong>ChatGPT for SEO</strong> the <em>right</em> way...</p><h2>Timestamped summary</h2><p>00:00 "ChatGPT vs Paid SEO Tools"</p><p>03:58 "Ahrefs vs. ChatGPT: SEO Reality"</p><p>08:23 "Budget SEO Tips Exposed"</p><p>10:42 SEO Success Requires Time &amp; Data</p><p>This episode is all about not letting Chat GPT totally fuck up your SEO.</p><p>But you'll have even better results from your SEO by having me in your corner - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/episode/chat-gpt-isnt-your-fuking-seo-team]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c5175d77-79dc-4b3f-9be6-16110db757a4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/610df6b3-8df2-4db3-a41f-6caa312f31dd/SEO-Fucking-What-Podcast-art.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2025 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/c5175d77-79dc-4b3f-9be6-16110db757a4.mp3" length="18818922" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7b2ca786-d73a-43cd-89bc-92bbda4183dc/transcript.srt" type="application/srt" rel="captions"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/transcript/7b2ca786-d73a-43cd-89bc-92bbda4183dc/index.html" type="text/html"/><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-438cfa2b-7e90-441b-8c36-00697ce8c090.json" type="application/json+chapters"/><podcast:alternateEnclosure type="video/youtube" title="Chat GPT isnt your fu*king SEO team!"><podcast:source uri="https://youtu.be/xyr___E_Ubo"/></podcast:alternateEnclosure></item><item><title>Why the f*ck isn&apos;t my blog post SEO working?</title><itunes:title>Why the f*ck isn&apos;t my blog post SEO working?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hey hey. It’s Nikki, and welcome to "SEO F*%king What", the no-bullshit podcast about getting your website found in Google by the people who actually want to buy from you - without the wanky advice the LinkedIn gurus are peddling. </p><p>If you’ve ever spent hours crafting a blog post only for Google to completely ignore it, this episode is exactly what you need. </p><p>I'll be slicing through the usual SEO myths and explain why your posts aren’t ranking - and more importantly, how to fix it fast.</p><p>This episode will help you ensure you're making your content searchable and scannable. And we'll get you offering actual answers (instead of generic waffle).</p><p>Oh, and not forgetting ensure your meta descriptions actually get clicks. </p><p>You’ll also hear why quick SEO fixes can make a huge difference for small businesses, and how one-off improvements don’t mean you have to sell your soul to a retainer. </p><h2>Chapter Timestamped summary:</h2><p>00:25 "Fixing Blog SEO Mistakes"</p><p>04:16 Fixing Underperforming Blog Posts</p><p>07:51 One more important thing</p><p>This episode is all about you writing better shit on your blog. What better way to make sure this happens than having me in your corner - <a href="https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nikki-pilkington.com/seo-training/</a></p><p>Want to check out more episodes? <a href="https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey hey. It’s Nikki, and welcome to "SEO F*%king What", the no-bullshit podcast about getting your website found in Google by the people who actually want to buy from you - without the wanky advice the LinkedIn gurus are peddling. </p><p>If you’ve ever spent hours crafting a blog post only for Google to completely ignore it, this episode is exactly what you need. </p><p>I'll be slicing through the usual SEO myths and explain why your posts aren’t ranking - and more importantly, how to fix it fast.</p><p>This episode will help you ensure you're making your content searchable and scannable. And we'll get you offering actual answers (instead of generic waffle).</p><p>Oh, and not forgetting ensure your meta descriptions actually get clicks. </p><p>You’ll also hear why quick SEO fixes can make a huge difference for small businesses, and how one-off improvements don’t mean you have to sell your soul to a retainer. </p><h2>Chapter Timestamped summary:</h2><p>00:25 "Fixing Blog SEO Mistakes"</p><p>04:16 Fixing Underperforming Blog Posts</p><p>07:51 One more important thing</p><p>This episode is all about you writing better shit on your blog. 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