<![CDATA[Showoffs]]>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 08:01:55 +0000Captivate.fmlowercasekev@hotmail.com (Kevin Quantum & Gavin Oattes)https://artwork.captivate.fm/14f67f3e-168f-4028-b05f-edc6b9d340f4/uEs00coWDY6WTffowDuzg-6c.jpgShowoffsKevin Quantum & Gavin Oatteslowercasekev@hotmail.comKevin Quantum & Gavin OattesLook at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Look at us. Sometimes we have guests.https://showoffs.captivate.fmyesserialShowoffs Ep 17 - US Election SpecialShowoffs Ep 17 - US Election SpecialThis week the lads break their number one rule of no politics and dare to discuss the US election. You’ll discover very quickly that politics isn’t their thing and they move on to all things SHOWOFFS pretty quick. This week the lads break their number one rule of no politics and dare to discuss the US election. You’ll discover very quickly that politics isn’t their thing and they move on to all things SHOWOFFS pretty quick.

]]>70bd4717-6376-4af7-ac29-6e95578fe74eFri, 13 Nov 2020 09:00:00 -050001:05:20yesfull117This week the lads break their number one rule of no politics and dare to discuss the US election. You’ll discover very quickly that politics isn’t their thing and they move on to all things SHOWOFFS pretty quick.Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 16 - Sweet BriocheShowoffs Ep 16 - Sweet BriocheEasily the most random episode yet. This week the guys cover everything from Xmas lists to double hernia operations. Gav takes us through another intense game of ‘Word or Not a Word’ and Kev reveals what his band name would be, if he had a band. This is the episode that will earn their guys they’re millionth listener... Easily the most random episode yet. This week the guys cover everything from Xmas lists to double hernia operations. Gav takes us through another intense game of ‘Word or Not a Word’ and Kev reveals what his band name would be, if he had a band. This is the episode that will earn their guys they’re millionth listener...

]]>8e370ad0-4a9e-48f9-84e3-a8006f64777dTue, 27 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -050001:01:43yesfull116Easily the most random episode yet. This week the guys cover everything from Xmas lists to double hernia operations. Gav takes us through another intense game of ‘Word or Not a Word’ and Kev reveals what his band name would be, if he had a band. This is the episode that will earn their guys they’re millionth listener...Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 15 - QuockerwodgerShowoffs Ep 15 - QuockerwodgerThe most random show yet. 100% worth a listen, especially with you ears. Kev unleashes his playful side and Gav pitches the idea that every human being should have a “spirit song” that they sing out loud during moments of contemplation. Rumour has it this episode is in line for a BAFTA. The most random show yet. 100% worth a listen, especially with you ears. Kev unleashes his playful side and Gav pitches the idea that every human being should have a “spirit song” that they sing out loud during moments of contemplation. Rumour has it this episode is in line for a BAFTA.

]]>44c25bda-4db8-417b-a90a-09bbc29d9d2bThu, 22 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -050001:01:47yesfull115The most random show yet. 100% worth a listen, especially with you ears. Kev unleashes his playful side and Gav pitches the idea that every human being should have a “spirit song” that they sing out loud during moments of contemplation. Rumour has it this episode is in line for a BAFTA.Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 14 - DouchecanoeShowoffs Ep 14 - DouchecanoeThis is the episode that will win awards. A first in podcast history. What starts as a possible joke very quickly snowballs into something very real and never before, in the history of podcasts has a viewer started messaging the show live on air about this particular piece of surgery. All together now... “I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my....” This is the episode that will win awards. A first in podcast history. What starts as a possible joke very quickly snowballs into something very real and never before, in the history of podcasts has a viewer started messaging the show live on air about this particular piece of surgery.

All together now... “I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my....”

]]>ced51318-3f3c-4a1a-8c25-0e3280c4c5a9Wed, 07 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -050059:23yesfull114This is the episode that will win awards. A first in podcast history. What starts as a possible joke very quickly snowballs into something very real and never before, in the history of podcasts has a viewer started messaging the show live on air about this particular piece of surgery. All together now... “I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my....”Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 13 - Pure InvaginationShowoffs Ep 13 - Pure InvaginationThis is episode sums up why Showoffs was created in the first place. Aside from a vaccine, Gav and Kev are offering the world exactly what it needs right now; escapism, hilarity, games, nonsense and viola. Yeah, that’s right, you heard correctly, Viola! Why don’t you invaginate you’re ears with this potentially bafta winning episode of Showoffs. Lalalalala!&nbsp; This is episode sums up why Showoffs was created in the first place. Aside from a vaccine, Gav and Kev are offering the world exactly what it needs right now; escapism, hilarity, games, nonsense and viola. Yeah, that’s right, you heard correctly, Viola! Why don’t you invaginate you’re ears with this potentially bafta winning episode of Showoffs. Lalalalala! 

]]>bb7858ed-4b9d-4386-b51f-0ef60fb1437fWed, 30 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -050001:01:21yesfull113This is episode sums up why Showoffs was created in the first place. Aside from a vaccine, Gav and Kev are offering the world exactly what it needs right now; escapism, hilarity, games, nonsense and viola. Yeah, that’s right, you heard correctly, Viola! Why don’t you invaginate you’re ears with this potentially bafta winning episode of Showoffs. Lalalalala! Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 12 - WinkiesShowoffs Ep 12 - Winkies60 minutes of quality chat with legendary comedian and wrestling commentator Billy Kirkwood. From the Magnum Leisure Centre in Ayrshire to outdoor comedy gigs, the guys cover it all. There’s new games, no new jingles and Kev manages to mention his upcoming appearance on BGT at least 17 times! 60 minutes of quality chat with legendary comedian and wrestling commentator Billy Kirkwood. From the Magnum Leisure Centre in Ayrshire to outdoor comedy gigs, the guys cover it all. There’s new games, no new jingles and Kev manages to mention his upcoming appearance on BGT at least 17 times!

]]>a1e0b315-15ff-4b23-936b-b00b9420575fWed, 23 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -050001:02:23yesfull11260 minutes of quality chat with legendary comedian and wrestling commentator Billy Kirkwood. From the Magnum Leisure Centre in Ayrshire to outdoor comedy gigs, the guys cover it all. There’s new games, no new jingles and Kev manages to mention his upcoming appearance on BGT at least 17 times!Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 11 - Run Jimmy RunShowoffs Ep 11 - Run Jimmy RunDid you hear the one about the Welsh 800m champion who chucked athletics, became a rockstar and toured the world, only to discover it was running that made him happy after all? This week the lads chat to the incredibly inspiring Jimmy Watkins who’s running/music reviews are taking the world by storm! Oh, and there’s news about Tiffany... Did you hear the one about the Welsh 800m champion who chucked athletics, became a rockstar and toured the world, only to discover it was running that made him happy after all?

This week the lads chat to the incredibly inspiring Jimmy Watkins who’s running/music reviews are taking the world by storm!

Oh, and there’s news about Tiffany...

]]>dfce2665-7134-4607-84d0-ec2554cc51c6Tue, 15 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -050001:02:03yesfull111Did you hear the one about the Welsh 800m champion who chucked athletics, became a rockstar and toured the world, only to discover it was running that made him happy after all? This week the lads chat to the incredibly inspiring Jimmy Watkins who’s running/music reviews are taking the world by storm! Oh, and there’s news about Tiffany...Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 9 - Edinburgh Fringe Legends: Slaughterhouse LiveShowoffs Ep 9 - Edinburgh Fringe Legends: Slaughterhouse LiveThis week the lads are joined by Edinburgh Fringe legends Slaughterhouse Live. The three piece comedy troupe are renowned for their live shows featuring some of the craziest characters ever to set foot on a stage. Oh and you will find out why one of them tied a brick to his scrotum... SL member Steve Royle is the first Britain's Got Talent BGT 202 Finalist. He hints at what he has to come! This week the lads are joined by Edinburgh Fringe legends Slaughterhouse Live. The three piece comedy troupe are renowned for their live shows featuring some of the craziest characters ever to set foot on a stage. Oh and you will find out why one of them tied a brick to his scrotum...

SL member Steve Royle is the first Britain's Got Talent BGT 202 Finalist. He hints at what he has to come!

]]>44e6a0e4-bd32-40cb-98dd-810d75b81d6eWed, 09 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -050001:06:19yesfull19This week the lads are joined by Edinburgh Fringe legends Slaughterhouse Live. The three piece comedy troupe are renowned for their live shows featuring some of the craziest characters ever to set foot on a stage. Oh and you will find out why one of them tied a brick to his scrotum... SL member Steve Royle is the first Britain's Got Talent BGT 202 Finalist. He hints at what he has to come!Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 10 - New Boy Banjo and BGT CoincidenceShowoffs Ep 10 - New Boy Banjo and BGT CoincidenceThis week Ashley Banjo isn’t on the show but he gets a mention and we had no idea what to call the show. Kevin Quantum also chats all about his BGT semi final without giving away too much before it’s aired in three weeks. Games, banter, hilarity and an oatcake with an actual face on it. This week Ashley Banjo isn’t on the show but he gets a mention and we had no idea what to call the show. Kevin Quantum also chats all about his BGT semi final without giving away too much before it’s aired in three weeks. Games, banter, hilarity and an oatcake with an actual face on it.

]]>eca6dd31-6dd5-4b1d-b899-88ae3b083232Wed, 09 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -050051:59yesfull110This week Ashley Banjo isn’t on the show but he gets a mention and we had no idea what to call the show. Kevin Quantum also chats all about his BGT semi final without giving away too much before it’s aired in three weeks. Games, banter, hilarity and an oatcake with an actual face on it.Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 8 - FootwristsShowoffs Ep 8 - FootwristsOur beloved SHOWOFFS are back with a potentially Oscar winning hour of top quality conversation. This week it’s all about the world famous Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the lads very own experiences starting out in comedy. We find out if Tiffany is any closer to agreeing to come on the show and as if that isn’t enough Gav produces a biscuit with the face of Skeletor on it and Kev tries to decide if ‘Footwrists’ is indeed just another word for ankles. Classic. Our beloved SHOWOFFS are back with a potentially Oscar winning hour of top quality conversation. This week it’s all about the world famous Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the lads very own experiences starting out in comedy. We find out if Tiffany is any closer to agreeing to come on the show and as if that isn’t enough Gav produces a biscuit with the face of Skeletor on it and Kev tries to decide if ‘Footwrists’ is indeed just another word for ankles. Classic.

]]>b7822a8a-6785-4672-b4b3-5fc1ad05ef42Thu, 27 Aug 2020 09:00:00 -050001:00:58yesfull18Our beloved SHOWOFFS are back with a potentially Oscar winning hour of top quality conversation. This week it’s all about the world famous Edinburgh Fringe Festival and the lads very own experiences starting out in comedy. We find out if Tiffany is any closer to agreeing to come on the show and as if that isn’t enough Gav produces a biscuit with the face of Skeletor on it and Kev tries to decide if ‘Footwrists’ is indeed just another word for ankles. Classic.Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 7 - Christ on a CrispShowoffs Ep 7 - Christ on a CrispAfter a two week break our very own Showoffs are back at the helm as they reminisce about having Lion-O from Thundercats on the show. Expect discussions about dream guests including Paul Stanley, Rowan Atkinson and Hulk Hogan. We discover just what Widdershins means and live on air Gav pulls a crisp from a bag with the face of Jesus on it! They guys also launch their first ever crowd funder campaign to try and convince Tiffany - singer of the greatest pop song in history - to come on the show and make some dreams come true! After a two week break our very own Showoffs are back at the helm as they reminisce about having Lion-O from Thundercats on the show.

Expect discussions about dream guests including Paul Stanley, Rowan Atkinson and Hulk Hogan. We discover just what Widdershins means and live on air Gav pulls a crisp from a bag with the face of Jesus on it!

They guys also launch their first ever crowd funder campaign to try and convince Tiffany - singer of the greatest pop song in history - to come on the show and make some dreams come true!

]]>924c9275-5881-4810-a4b3-4469e3d6ff6cWed, 12 Aug 2020 09:00:00 -050001:02:40yesfull17After a two week break our very own Showoffs are back at the helm as they reminisce about having Lion-O from Thundercats on the show. Expect discussions about dream guests including Paul Stanley, Rowan Atkinson and Hulk Hogan. We discover just what Widdershins means and live on air Gav pulls a crisp from a bag with the face of Jesus on it! They guys also launch their first ever crowd funder campaign to try and convince Tiffany - singer of the greatest pop song in history - to come on the show and make some dreams come true!Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 6 - HOOO! Larry Kenney aka Lion-o from the ThundercatsShowoffs Ep 6 - HOOO! Larry Kenney aka Lion-o from the ThundercatsThunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats...Hoooooooooooooo! World renowned voiceover artist Larry Kenney a.k.a. Lion-O from Thundercats joins the Showoffs podcast for this weeks hilarious episode. Larry talks about all things Thundercats, including how it all began back in 1983, Mumm-Ra, the now infamous outtakes and his more recent Lion-O cameo in Family Guy. Warning: This episode contains actual legend and may cause sight beyond sight. Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats...Hoooooooooooooo! World renowned voiceover artist Larry Kenney a.k.a. Lion-O from Thundercats joins the Showoffs podcast for this weeks hilarious episode. Larry talks about all things Thundercats, including how it all began back in 1983, Mumm-Ra, the now infamous outtakes and his more recent Lion-O cameo in Family Guy. Warning: This episode contains actual legend and may cause sight beyond sight.

]]>d1bf8ef4-ee52-46eb-8743-b0668b574f8aTue, 28 Jul 2020 09:00:00 -050001:00:25yesfull16Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats...Hoooooooooooooo! World renowned voiceover artist Larry Kenney a.k.a. Lion-O from Thundercats joins the Showoffs podcast for this weeks hilarious episode. Larry talks about all things Thundercats, including how it all began back in 1983, Mumm-Ra, the now infamous outtakes and his more recent Lion-O cameo in Family Guy. Warning: This episode contains actual legend and may cause sight beyond sight.Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 5 - Sight Beyond SightShowoffs Ep 5 - Sight Beyond SightThunder, Thunder, Thundercats Shooooooowww....Offs! The one where our hosts finally caught their very own big cat. That’s right, our boys make a huge announcement about next weeks guest and you don’t want to miss this one. Also on this weeks podcast; Words that aren’t words, anagrams and a brand new feature starring Chesney Hawkes and Barry from Eastenders. Swords at the ready! Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats Shooooooowww....Offs! The one where our hosts finally caught their very own big cat. That’s right, our boys make a huge announcement about next weeks guest and you don’t want to miss this one.

Also on this weeks podcast; Words that aren’t words, anagrams and a brand new feature starring Chesney Hawkes and Barry from Eastenders. Swords at the ready!

]]>b093962a-bdce-4906-9393-3fa28b933d98Tue, 21 Jul 2020 09:00:00 -050001:02:11yesfull15Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats Shooooooowww....Offs! The one where our hosts finally caught their very own big cat. That’s right, our boys make a huge announcement about next weeks guest and you don’t want to miss this one. Also on this weeks podcast; Words that aren’t words, anagrams and a brand new feature starring Chesney Hawkes and Barry from Eastenders. Swords at the ready!Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 4- The Legend of Jason ByrneShowoffs Ep 4- The Legend of Jason ByrneThey promised guests and this week your future BAFTA-winning hosts don’t disappoint. Joined by none other than the comedy genius that is Jason Byrne, this is a hilarious hour rammed full of the highs and lows of being a Showoff. Giant hands, make your own willies, Billy Connolly and the worst heckles ever, they cover it all.&nbsp; They promised guests and this week your future BAFTA-winning hosts don’t disappoint. Joined by none other than the comedy genius that is Jason Byrne, this is a hilarious hour rammed full of the highs and lows of being a Showoff. Giant hands, make your own willies, Billy Connolly and the worst heckles ever, they cover it all. 

]]>4a407741-e1dc-44cb-9611-b36ec8cf3ce8Tue, 07 Jul 2020 09:00:00 -050001:02:27yesfull14They promised guests and this week your future BAFTA-winning hosts don’t disappoint. Joined by none other than the comedy genius that is Jason Byrne, this is a hilarious hour rammed full of the highs and lows of being a Showoff. Giant hands, make your own willies, Billy Connolly and the worst heckles ever, they cover it all. Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 3 - Third Time's the CharmanderShowoffs Ep 3 - Third Time's the CharmanderPotentially BAFTA-winning episode of the cult hit Showoffs. The lads begin to reveal their origin stories as to how they became such showoffs, Gav reveals his middle name and we discover that Kev used to play for Scotland! Plus a huge Guest announcement! Jason Byrne will be on the show soon!! Potentially BAFTA-winning episode of the cult hit Showoffs. The lads begin to reveal their origin stories as to how they became such showoffs, Gav reveals his middle name and we discover that Kev used to play for Scotland! Plus a huge Guest announcement! Jason Byrne will be on the show soon!!

]]>98273f50-a5bf-47fb-8569-13526ac8a049Tue, 30 Jun 2020 09:00:00 -050001:04:02yesfull13Potentially BAFTA-winning episode of the cult hit Showoffs. The lads begin to reveal their origin stories as to how they became such showoffs, Gav reveals his middle name and we discover that Kev used to play for Scotland! Plus a huge Guest announcement! Jason Byrne will be on the show soon!!Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 2 - The Difficult Second AlbumShowoffs Ep 2 - The Difficult Second AlbumAfter a hugely successful first ever podcast recording, our unlikely podcast heroes are back with another hour of Showoffs delights. This weeks episode covers more words that aren’t words, turning 40, names that aren’t names and the greatest anagrams of all time. Oh, and there’s a mild promise of some world class guests... After a hugely successful first ever podcast recording, our unlikely podcast heroes are back with another hour of Showoffs delights. This weeks episode covers more words that aren’t words, turning 40, names that aren’t names and the greatest anagrams of all time. Oh, and there’s a mild promise of some world class guests...

]]>3ab6a691-d17c-4894-9064-b6ab80fc1235Sun, 28 Jun 2020 09:00:00 -050001:01:13yesfull12After a hugely successful first ever podcast recording, our unlikely podcast heroes are back with another hour of Showoffs delights. This weeks episode covers more words that aren’t words, turning 40, names that aren’t names and the greatest anagrams of all time. Oh, and there’s a mild promise of some world class guests...Kevin Quantum & Gavin OattesShowoffs Ep 1 - The BeginningShowoffs Ep 1 - The BeginningAn intro to the world of your Showoffs hosts Gavin Oattes and Kevin Quantum. This first episode is brought to you by the letters K and Q. The guys chat about Thundercats, Tiffany, nicknames, words that aren’t words and Steve from Blue. An intro to the world of your Showoffs hosts Gavin Oattes and Kevin Quantum.

This first episode is brought to you by the letters K and Q. The guys chat about Thundercats, Tiffany, nicknames, words that aren’t words and Steve from Blue.

]]>a2b69780-4880-4a47-b75f-b60c682b69b1Sun, 21 Jun 2020 09:00:00 -050001:04:26yesfull11An intro to the world of your Showoffs hosts Gavin Oattes and Kevin Quantum. This first episode is brought to you by the letters K and Q. The guys chat about Thundercats, Tiffany, nicknames, words that aren’t words and Steve from Blue.Kevin Quantum & Gavin Oattes