Simple Ass Podcast

SAP ep. 79-Tony's in a mood and Paul breaks the mic

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 26 Mar 2022 09:27:00 -0700

Sports heavy…go Raiders!!! Lol!

SAP ep. 78-Batman versus Superman

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 05 Mar 2022 07:08:00 -0700

Paul’s trippin. Batman>Superman all day!!

SAP ep. 77-Back from Hihatus!

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 26 Feb 2022 09:21:00 -0700

Weeeerrrreeee baaaccck! Feels good to be back in studio shootin the shit with Paul! Give a listen, like and share!

SAP ep. 76-We couldn't end it like that...bonus second half

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 03 Dec 2021 21:50:00 -0700

Whaaaat a sh*t show. Literally

SAP ep. 75-Rice and beans for thanksgiving?

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 20 Nov 2021 08:37:00 -0700

What is your favorite food of thanksgiving? What is your least favorite? Do y’all like green bean casserole? That shits nasty.

How do you guys feel about the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict? Was it the right decision? Let’s us know what you think! Hit that subscribe button while you’re at it!

SAP ep. 74-Mt Rushmore of West Coast Rappers.

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 06 Nov 2021 07:53:00 -0700

Who would be on your Mount Rushmore of west coast Rappers? Dre, snoop, cube? Or would you pick someone else?

We also talk about Facebook changing their name to “Meta” and Paul gets real deep with it! Have a listen, click subscribe and share with the people! We appreciate it!

SAP. ep 73-Paul is an award winning dancer.

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 30 Oct 2021 09:35:00 -0700

Episode 73 is in the books! We talk racism, hood pass, my lip herpe and the hoe for Fastrip. We also dive in on Paul’s fake packers fandom! Follow along and let us know what you think!

SAP ep. 72-Grunden got cancelled.

Simple Ass Podcast — Thu, 21 Oct 2021 16:16:00 -0700

Did you see what happened to gruden? Was he rightfully fired? How do you all feel about cancel culture? Are we doomed or can we as a society get back to objectively taking on issues.

Hallowen is around the corner! Do you like candy corn? Are you a chocolate fan or a sweet/sour type candy? What are your top 3 candies? Have a listen and let us know!

SAP ep.71-Notorious Podcast

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 25 Sep 2021 09:15:00 -0700

Episode 71 in the books! Robert Pederson from Notorious Bakersfield podcast joins us in studio to talk about his podcast, historical events in Bakersfield and how he started his podcast! Go check him out on all podcast outlets! Notorious Bakersfield Podcast! https://www.notoriousbakersfield.com/

SAP ep. 70-Were back!

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 11 Sep 2021 10:08:00 -0700

We’re back, Ya’ll!! It’s been a minute but we’re back in studio for episode 70! Tony got covid so we had to take some time off but thankful he’s back! Vaccines, Abortion, 20 year anniversary of September 11th attacks and Football is back!!! Have a listen, and follow us!

SAP ep. 69-Got time today!

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 31 Jul 2021 09:30:00 -0700

Aaron Rodgers is really pissing Paul off. But he knew he’d be back. Football is almost here and we are ready for it! Mental health, the olympics, Covid vaccines. We touch it all. Go have a listen!

SAP ep. 68-Its Brazilian or something in the streets but not in satin sheets

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 16 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0700

Lesbians, guest Fonzy, Covid (again), toxic positivity, Lesbians and Jeeps, questions. We cover it all here at Simple Ass Podcast!

SAP ep. 67-Were back.

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 10 Jul 2021 09:00:00 -0700

Recap of Drunkcast #2, Billie Eyelash, Critical Race theory, Chingo Bling and how he’s shifted his course on politics.

SAP ep 66-Drunk cast with a missing producer

Simple Ass Podcast — Tue, 06 Jul 2021 21:20:00 -0700

I mean, what is there to say other than wow? Just wow…. 😂

SAP ep. 65-Short Fuse Sunday

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 27 Jun 2021 15:06:00 -0700

We weren’t feeling our best. Wasn’t easy like Sunday morning. Listen and enjoy Short Fuse Sunday! 😂

SAP ep. 64-Tony is a no show.

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 19 Jun 2021 10:14:00 -0700

Yes Tony was a no show but Paul Killed it! Go have a listen! Please if you like what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to the podcast! Thank you!!!

SAP ep. 63-Pauls Neighbors

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 11 Jun 2021 17:04:00 -0700

Paul has a problem. Should he go to his new neighbors and introduce himself? Or should he leave them alone? Also, if you’re in Bakersfield, go donate blood! Our city is in desperate need of blood! Go hit up Houchin Blood bank!

SAP ep. 62-2nd Phase Brewing

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 05 Jun 2021 11:34:00 -0700

Local Brew Master/Owner of 2nd Phase Brewery Frank “Pancho The Mex” Miranda and Chris Jackson joined me in studio today! We talk about the local craft beer scene here in Bakersfield! We also try some of 2nd Phase’s most popular beers and talk about Frank’s journey to ownership! Go listen and stop by 2nd Phase to try their lineup!

SAP ep. 61-Paul’s new smoker.

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 29 May 2021 09:29:00 -0700

Best Gang movie, Taco Bell, Paul’s smoker, California bribing its citizens. What kind of bs is that?! Kern county might have the fair this year? Are you excited? Will you attend? What’s your favorite fair food? Let us know! Enjoy!

SAP ep. 60-Tony's man massage

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 23 May 2021 16:02:00 -0700

Men, have you ever received a massage from a man? Are massages sexual by nature? Pail seems to think they’re weird. Are they?

SAP ep. 58-Cancel culture and dumb asses

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 14 May 2021 15:32:00 -0700

Vaccine passports, should government dictate who can and cannot travel, is it time to get back to normal in this covid time? We also talk about cancel culture and how South High changed their mascots name. Do you agree with them changing the name?

Bitcoin is making people crazy! Did you hear about the “ole keep a n**** baby” move a girl did to a crypto millionaire? Have a listen! We talk about that and more!

SAP ep. 56-Please put your chonies on

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 24 Apr 2021 11:15:00 -0700

You ever get naked in a X-ray table? No? Just Tony? Coo. Would you be ok if someone was honest and said your kid sucked at sports? How would you react? We talk about that and more! Please, if you like the podcast, leave a review and share the link! Thanks again!!

SAP ep. 55-Running off nicotine, caffeine, and rage

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 16 Apr 2021 17:15:00 -0700

Paul was on one today Running balls deep at work, running off nicotine, no sleep and energy drinks! Have a listen as we talk about some very hot topics from cop killings to gay and lesbianism! It gets interesting!

SAP ep. 54- DMX, Polygamy Theorem, and wangtang

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 10 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0700

RIP DMX! One of the greats in the Rap game passed away this last week. It’s a sad day. Tony was cranky this morning and had to poop in a different establishment than at home. Paul brings up Urban dictionary and the word “wangtang” and wow!!! Enjoy! Lol!

SAP ep. 53-Lifted Truck Levels

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 27 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0700

Paul asked a great question. At what point does a truck have to be lifted to show the size of a man’s penis? Listen and find out my answer! There’s levels! That and more on this episode!

Ep. 52-Tyson Paul

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 20 Mar 2021 09:30:00 -0700

Local Comedian Tyson Paul joins us in studio this episode. We talk about, comedy during Covid, stimmy checks, racism and much more! Have a listen and leave a review on site! Share it also! ✌️

SAP ep. 51

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 13 Mar 2021 13:31:00 -0700

Guess who's BACK! Coming atcha from Powerhouse Podcasting Studio in Bakersfield California! Man, its good to be back with the homie Paul! This episode had a lot to catch up on! How has your life changed since Covid? Did you catch covid? In this episode we talk about the obvious, Covid, Aliens, cancel culture, shitting in the shower, Bigfoot....Whats that? yes, i said shitting in the shower. Listen to the episode and you'll find out why! lol!

SAP S2 Ep 5.

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 30 Oct 2020 02:16:44 -0700

SAP S2 Ep. 4

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 24 Oct 2020 05:04:27 -0700

SAP S2 Ep3

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 03:35:34 -0700

Season 2 ep 2

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 04:01:48 -0700

SAP Season 2 ep. 1

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 01:51:15 -0700

We are back!! Finally! Covid is still around but we had to get something out to ya’ll!! Season 2 is in full send mode! We talk the debate, covid, where we stand as a union. Who would be better for our country. Why do people give trump a pass for everything? Should his taxes matter? What do you guys think?

SAP ep. 45

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 07:42:00 -0700

What would you do if you had 24 hours to live. How would you spend the last 24 hours. Would you tell your kids? Would you get drunk or high? How do you feel about teachers and students going back to class? Should they be “collateral Damage” during this pandemic? How did teachers go from “heroes” to being expendable? With the Vaccine for covid-19 moving along quickly, would you get the vaccine? We talk about this and other issues going on currently around our nation. Listen, hit like and subscribe!

SAP ep. 44

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 02:43:00 -0700

Covid, entanglements and conspiracies. 2020 is crazy bro! Does anyone know whats going on? Its been a while but we are back in studio for episode 44! Paul and I took a little time away from the studio but were back! Enjoy!

SAP ep. 43

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 25 May 2020 05:05:00 -0700

Racist teenagers doing blackface on tiktok. Should the kids get expelled? Should the parents be resposible? We talk about a big issue that popped up last week here in Bakersfield. We also touch on Dak prescott and the crazy money he is asking for! Is he worth it, should the cowboys pay him and is Dak an upgrade from your team’s qb? We also touch on the tragic death of Former WWE wrestler Shad Gaspard who suddenly lost his life when he was caught in a riptide. The lifeguard was able to save his son but Shad was pulled away and ended up passing away. May he rest in peace!

In this episodes Plant My Seed, we ranked our best WWE wrestlers of all time! Who do you remember watching and rooting for? Do you still watch WWE? Our list had so many possibilites! Follow along, like, share and subscribe!

SAP Drunkcast ep. 42

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 16 May 2020 06:58:00 -0700

HOLY SHIT! This was our first drunkcast and boy was it a good one! Thanks to 2nd Phase Brewery, Temblor, and Kernville Brewery for the beers tonight! We had a blast and all of the beers we had were amazing…except for one! lol! Follow along and find out which one was our least favorite! Thanks to all the followers and for those who continually listen to the podcast! We greatly appreciate it! Please leave a review and subscribe to the podcast so that you don’t miss out on other episodes!

SAP ep. 41

Simple Ass Podcast — Tue, 12 May 2020 19:46:00 -0700

HOLY SHIT! Reunited and it feels so so good! We’re back, a little different set up but were back with some content for you guys! Listen in and follow us as we talk about our time away, things we did or didn’t do during this pandemic shutdown/lockdown/ quarantine! We talk about things we watched, how we were handling the lockdown, PORN, and many things! Basically, we did a lot of catching up! Thanks to all the listeners who have still been following our social media pages and sticking with us! We will soon get back to normal and we’ll have our weekly content for your listening pleasure!! thanks again!

SAP ep. 40

Simple Ass Podcast — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 02:43:57 -0700

Man, we are in some crazy times! Social Distancing has got us all goin nuts! We miss our families, our friends and our routines! Hopefully this episode helps you all get through these wild times! We’re currently studioless so were recordind remotely via internet. I know it doesn’t sound as good as normal, but were still going to get some content out for you guys! Thanks again and be safe out there!

SAP ep. 39

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 15 Mar 2020 21:56:39 -0700

Comedian Daniel Betts joins us in studio to talk about his career, what led him to comedy, how the comedy scene in Bakersfield is growing and the elephant in the room, The Corona Virus. This was a fun Episode to record! With the world in a panic about the virus, In Plant My Seed, we rank our “Top Items to have if you were stranded on an island” Listen in and find out what makes our lists!

SAP. ep 38

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 09 Mar 2020 03:02:07 -0700

Have you ever been to a Medium? Do you believe they are accurate with their findings? Paul shares a story about his interaction with one last week! We also talk about the corona virus! Is it worth the panic? Is our government doing enough to protect against it? Was it started on purpose? What do you think? We also talk about Super Tuesday and voting. Its getting close to Election! Who wins?

This weeks Plant My Seed, we rank our Top Movie Villains of all Time! From comic villains, to killers! Whos on your list?

SAP ep. 37

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 02 Mar 2020 01:14:03 -0700

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My morning was ruined by starbucks and I never thought that was possible! My damn sandwich was cold as hell!!! First bite was amazing, second bite was ice cold! Get your shit right, Starbucks on white lane!!! Did you see that? Peace treaty in afganistan will ultamitely end the war in that region! Good, bad or indifferent, were finally getting out! what do you think about that? Did you see that? Fury beat the dog piss out of Wilder! Did he get lucky or was that the expected outcome? Also, we ask you the people, how much time is enough time for your friend to date your ex? or is it even ok to do?

In plant my seed, we rank our Top Grunge songs of all time! What songs would make your list? Have a listen and Like the podcast! Thanks!

SAP ep. 36

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:05:46 -0700

Paulie is back with a bang and we get right back into the swing of things! Its like riding a bike! We talk Trump and Bernie making visits to Bakersfield and who benefitted more from it! Football is making some changes but it still has to be approved by the players and paul doesn’t like it! Ok Boomer! We also talk about Men taking time off to be with their new borns, is it still looked down upon for a woman to sleep around and whether kids nowadays should pursue being instafamous!

In Plant my seed we rank our favorite boxers of all time! who would make your list?

SAP ep. 35

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 17 Feb 2020 04:28:52 -0700

This week, We talked about valentines day and bad dates! We had a couple of callers tell us about their disaster dates and how it all went down! You don’t want to miss this episode! Not to mention, we ranked our Top RomComs of all time!

SAP ep. 34

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 10 Feb 2020 03:24:51 -0700

Special Co-Host John Chacon joins me in studio! We talk about his time in the military and what he did post 9/11! Also, Superbowl recap, Halftime show and backlash! Shakira and Jlo did their thang during the halftime show, but there was some backlash from some people. Was the show inappropriate, or was it ok? Trump is Still in the headlines but now the impeachment is over! Was it worth it for the dems? Did they just ensure trumps reelection? BOOOOOBS! We talk about boobs and whether or not its ok for a man to want to see them, if he knows the woman! Whats the difference between that and celebrititties? Let us know what you think? In Plant my Seed, we rank the hottest woemn over 50! There are plenty to pick from!! Whos on your list?

SAP ep. 33

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 02 Feb 2020 05:10:44 -0700

In this episode, We wanted to bring to light the great moments from Kobe’s career, while discussing the emotional connection some people had with him. Death is always difficult to deal with. Hopefully this episode helps people cope with the loss. RIP to everyone who passed away in that helicopter crash. We also speak on a few stories to try and lighten the mood a little! Bakersfield is cray cray right now! lol!

In Plant My Seed, We rank Kobe’s top moments during his basketball career! For my list, I shared a friend of mine’s list because he is such a great fan. Let us know what you think!

Kobe take

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 27 Jan 2020 01:13:51 -0700

This one is hard. Its a small take on the passing of one of the world’s greatest basketball players and Fathers out there. RIP Mamba! Your legacy will live on!

SAP ep. 32

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 27 Jan 2020 00:56:34 -0700

Road rage, The Universe, Heaven, Pixley Drug trafficing, Aaron Hernandez, Rich looking for his dads porn magazines and much more! Listen, Like and Subscribe! You wont regret it!

In Plant my Seed, we rank our Top Arcade games of all time!!! This was awesome!

SAP ep. 31

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 13 Jan 2020 03:01:22 -0700

The Universe Science Bombing Iran Iran Bombing our bases. Lies and how big they can get. Rich lied about his mom dying, I lied about my mom’s dr appoinment in BARSTOW? lol! This episode was all over the place but it was fun!

In Plant My Seed, we rank our Top Actors of all time! Who makes your list?

SAP ep. 30

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 06 Jan 2020 00:29:10 -0700

The end of the decade has come and gone and our country starts off the 20’s with a bang!! Bombs over Iran killed two top major political figures in Irans government. Does this mean war? Will Iran retaliate? We also talk about people we lost in the past decade, robots, Don’t F* with cats, and much more! In Plant My Seed, we rank the Top Sitcoms of the Decade! Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Making a Murderer all make the list. What would make yours?

SAP ep. 29

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 04:04:00 -0700

Special Guest, Nicole Carrasco joins us in studio to talk all things gender, women and other things like pay gap and masculinity! We also talk about the recent impeachment and what it likely does for both parties!

In this weeks “Plant My Seed”, we rank our Top Female Artists of all time! Listen in because our lists get a little cray!

SAP ep. 28

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 16 Dec 2019 04:15:33 -0700

Did You See That? Should people move on from Michael Vick’s past? Should he still be black balled for his actions that he served jail time for? Did he pay his debt to society? We talk about that and more!

Plant My Seed-Worst Movies of the this last decade! What makes you list?

SAP ep. 27

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 09 Dec 2019 03:06:12 -0700

Did you see that? Biden is a creep! Dude is seriously losing his mind and hes still leading in the democrats polls!! Licking fingers, weird touching and some stories that make you wonder, WTF!? Arizona is also proposing mandating schools to recite the pledge of allegiance in class. What do you think about that? We get into that and more!

This weeks Plant My Seed is all about the comics! Top Comedians of all time! Whos on your list?

SAP ep. 26

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 25 Nov 2019 03:54:49 -0700

Episode 26 is in the books! The podcast has grown to 3! Rich Buskirk has joined us in a producer roll and its already paying off!! In this episode, we welcome Ben Valdez. He is a local Real Estate Agent who announces his candidacy for District Supervisor of Kern County! He joins us and talks about certain issues, his goals and what he plans to do if elected in March! Did you see that? Gavin Newsome is doing some crazy shit as govenor of california! His recent actions are directly affecting the Oil and Gas industry and might put the state in a bad economic situation. Some agree with his decisions and some don’t. Where do you stand? In Plant My Seed, we rank our Top US presidents ever. Listen in and let us know what you think of our lists!

SAP ep. 25

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 03:02:58 -0700

Did you see the attempted murder on the field in the Steelers Browns game? Shit was wild!! How long do you think Myles Garrett should be suspended? Should Mason Rudolph gotten suspended as well? We talk about this, Astros stealing signs in 2017 world series, and Kaepernick! Sadly, we talk about another mass/school shooting. I think its time we all acknowledge that its not a gun issue. It’s a mental health issue! What do you guys think? This weeks Plant My Seed, Guest co-host Rich Buskirk joins me and we rank our Top burger spots in Kern County! Don’t listen to this segment on an empty stomach!!!

SAP ep. 24

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 11 Nov 2019 03:11:01 -0700

Have you ever had the priviledge of being a Best man? Were you responsible for the strippers? Paul was responsible for the strippers and was played by the stripper! Lost his money and everything! If you know “London” don’t hire her! lol! Tyson Paul joins us mid podcast and gives us input on Pastor Ron from Valley Bible. He made some comments on the homeless shelter being built next to the church that stirred the pot in the community! We also touch on the recent violence surrounding the Popeyes chicken sandwich! People are stabbing people over a damn Sandwich!! It has to have crack in it!

SAP ep. 23

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 21 Oct 2019 02:08:00 -0700

Have any of you played with a ouija board? what kind of questions did you ask it? Well, in Massachusetts, someone built a record breaking one! One question i have is why? What the hell you doing, white people?! Did you see that? Tansgender woman that was talked about in Dave Chappelle’s netflix special, commits suicide. Very sad news! We also talk about porn. barely!

In plant my seed, we rank our top or greatest movie soundtracks of all time! From The Bodyguard, to Footloose, to Boogie Nights, there have been some amazing soundtracks! What makes your list?

SAP ep. 22

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 02:57:09 -0700

What does music do for you? How does it work in you? Is music a huge part of your life? In this episode, Jimmy and I talk about what music does to us and how it molds us. We also talk about the dodgers and them losing in the first round! Jimmy is a dodgers fan so i had to talk a little smack! Did you see that? PG&E cut power to roughly 800,000 california residents to try and reduce the chance of powerlines causing fires during the high winds? California is getting out of hand!

In Plant My Seed, we rank our top Sports Plays of all time! Jordan, Kirk Gibson, Bill Buckner and many more! What plays do you remember the most?

SAP ep. 21

Simple Ass Podcast — Thu, 10 Oct 2019 01:53:19 -0700

Did you see that? Trump making a phone call to Ukraine and strong arming the new president! Did he break the law or was he within the means of the treaty between the two countries?

In Plant My Seed, we rank our craziest seriel killers of all time! It gets pretty chilling! Who would make your list?

SAP ep. 20

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 03:44:50 -0700

Episode 20 is in the books! In the episode we talk about Trump and the whistle blower and whether or not he did anything wrong. Democrats are all the rage right now wanting to impeach him. But did he really do anything wrong? Did he try to strong arm the Ukrainian president? Or is it just the democrats trying to find something against the president? We also talk about the Kern County Fair and the executives that were stealing money, using the credit cards for expensive dinners, drinks and vacations. No wonder our fair sucks. LOL! They spend all the money thats made and cant bring in good artists! Fire em all!!!

In plant my seed, we rank our Top Muscle Cars of all time! AAALLl that American Muscle!!!Which ones would make your list?

SAP ep. 19

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 02:24:09 -0700

This week, we welcomed a local comedian, Darling Hernandez, to give us the scoop on the comedy scene here in Bakersfield, California. From how she got started in comedy, to getting personal about her gay baby daddy, this episode is like a rollercoaster. Very fun! She also helps rate our Top bad pickup lines! This shit got outta hand! Acting out these pickup lines was fucking hilarious!! Have you ever used any of these? Let us know!!

SAP ep. 18

Simple Ass Podcast — Thu, 12 Sep 2019 01:00:09 -0700

Paul make it back to the studio and tells us about his bad experience at Tonys Pizza. If a place tells you they would not show the game with volume, would you stay? Or would you bail? Did you see that tehachapi man that killed his sister? What do you think was his reason? We also talk about Homelessness and what our govenor should do to fix it. This one gets deep so buckle up and enjoy the ride! In this weeks Plant My Seed, we rank the all time greatest One Hit Wonders! Do you think Rick Astley makes our lists? Whats on your lists?

SAP episode 17

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 03:15:18 -0700

Is sterilizing a mentally disabled person wrong? Do you think its right for parents to sterilize a child under certain circumstances? Its definitely a dificult topic. Did you see that? an asteroid is supposed to zoom earth, closer than where our satellites orbit is? Are we doomed or will it miss us? Did you see that dude that got mauled by his tamed lions? WTF?! In Plant my Seed, we rank our top Hollywood 90s action movies of all time! Which ones are in your tops?

SAP ep.16

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:52:59 -0700

Episode 16 is in the books! Special Co-Host Jimmy Sanchez joins fills in for Paul this week! We also have Bakersfield’s Frank Miranda, owner of the soon to open 2nd Phase Brewery joining us on the podcast! Craft beer and Home Brewing is becoming a big thing here in Bakersfield and Frank fills us in about what will make his brewery special! In Did you see that, Trump is playing a game of Monoploly by trying to buy Greenland, Jay-Z cuts a deal with the NFL and gets some backlash from the black community, and Conor McGregor punches an old man in public…seriously! In Plant My seed, We rank out all time greatest throwback uniforms in sports history! Listen, like and review!

SAP ep 15

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 12 Aug 2019 01:55:23 -0700

Did you see that? A Ukranian real life barbie doll got her nipples removed! WTF!!!! Why would anyone do that? This actually sends us into a big conversation about the human race and evolution! Where are we headed in terms of evolving? Are we soon to be A.I? Who knows? We also dive into the recent mass shooting events and talk about gun control. What can we do to stop the killing? Is there anything we CAN do? Any ideas?

In Plant My Seed, we rank our Hottest/Top Hollywood sex scenes! take notes! You might want to watch some of these movies if you already haven’t! From Monsters Ball to American Pie, which scenes do you have on your list?!

SAP ep 15

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 12 Aug 2019 01:55:23 -0700

SAP ep. 13

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 21 Jul 2019 19:55:35 -0700

We try to keep it light, we try not to talk to much about politics, but what trump said (again) had to be talked about. But with that, we also had to talk about the “R” word. Are we overly sensitive or not sensitive enough? What is racist, and what isn’t? Thats something we needed to talk about. How do we stop racism? Can we even stop racism? What do you think? Also, Did you see that? The amount of people “pledging” to go to Area 51 is comical! You’re all gonna get shot. LOL! Do you believe in Aliens? Are we alone? follow along to hear what we think! In this weeks Plant My Seed, we rank our scariest movies of all time! What makes your list? what makes your skin crawl just thinking about it? Let us know!

SAP Ep. 12

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 12 Jul 2019 01:15:45 -0700

hits play Hey laaaadddiiieeesssss! This episode is for ya’ll!! It’s for guys too but lets be real, ya’ll ain’t bout that bikini wax! We welcome Erika Sandoval and Roschel Anderson-Wynn to the studio to talk beauty and pet peeves! Both beauties are professionals in many things in the beauty world and even co-own an advanced training beauty institute! Who in Bakersfield wants to spend a day in a spa a get beautiful? Listen up, have a laugh, but also learn a little bit about their businesses and the services they offer! But make sure you stay til the end because in “Plant My Seed”, we rank out Top Pet Peeves! If you like what hear, hit subscribe to stay up to date on new episodes!

SAP ep. 11

Simple Ass Podcast — Fri, 21 Jun 2019 18:55:52 -0700

What the hell is going on with Costco? People getting killed in and around Costcos all up and down cali! Is it because the said goodbye to the Polish Dogs? Did you see that? Mexican dude that claimed to have the biggest penis in the world was found to be lying! turns out he had abnormally long foreskin! WTH?

This weeks Plant My Seed, we rank our top Hangover Cures! If you like drinking, then you need to follow along and try all of these cures! Im sure most of these youve tried, but Im sure there are a couple you havent! Whats your go to hangover cure? Let us know!!

SAP Ep. 10

Simple Ass Podcast — Tue, 18 Jun 2019 00:30:20 -0700

Episode 10 ya’ll!!! We’re in double figures! This episode was fun! Who remembers the early 2000’s rock/punk music? This episode’s Plant My Seed, we rank our top 2000’s rock bands! Who would be tops on your list? All these bands we listened to on this episode brought me back to a time when I thought i knew everything. Those were the days!

In “Did you see that?”, we talk about prisons and marijuana and how california will not charge inmates with a felony if the amount is not a felony on the streets. Agree or disagree? Also, Drake and the Raptors won the title!! I won a few bets! Life is awesome!

SAP Ep. 9

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 08 Jun 2019 02:14:47 -0700

“In God We Trust”. Bakersfield City council voted to allow the phrase to be put on to the squad cars. Paul and I get DEEEEEP into this one! Also, Andy Ruiz Jr knocks out Anthony Joshua and who in the hell would’ve seen that coming?! In “Plant My Seed”, we rank our Top knockouts of all time!!! What knockouts are on your list? Find out which knockouts top our lists in this episode!

SAP Ep. 8

Simple Ass Podcast — Tue, 21 May 2019 01:45:25 -0700

If you love country music, you definitely love a good sad country song. Someting that will make you cry! In this weeks “Plant My Seed”, we rank our Top Sad Country songs. Get your beer, grab your lady and follow along and listen to the songs that made our lists. We also talk about Paul’s scary palm springs dive bar experience that made him think he was going to die! Bakersfield peeps, did you see that? People making a stink about not getting in to see their family members graduate college?! Big Deal or No deal? We touch on those and a couple me stories! Enjoy!

SAP 7

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 06 May 2019 04:45:50 -0700

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!! Episode 7 was a banger! On “Did you see that?” we talk about transgender people and competitive sports and whether or not it’s fair. It’s definitely a touchy subject but one that needs to be addressed. What’s your take? Let’s not forget about “Plant My Seed!”, We rank our top Hip Hop albums of all time! What are your favorites? This episode was fire! Special guest John Merlo joins us to give us his take and what he does and specializes in as Co-Owner of Beacon Studios/Making Wavs Music….yes, there’s no “e” in wavs…listen, and you’ll find out why! Episode 7 is here!!!

SAP episode 6

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 28 Apr 2019 22:20:07 -0700

We’re Back! We took a little time off due to a new baby in the family! It feels so good to be back and recording! Did you see that? Is Lil Nas X’s song “Old Town Road” country enough to be on the Country Charts? Is it a country song? what even makes a song “country”? We debate the topic a little and a couple others then get right into “Plant My Seed”! We rank our Hottest TV Moms of all time! Who was your Hot TV mom crush? Listen and let us know on our social media pages!

SAP episode 5

Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 08 Apr 2019 05:05:24 -0700

Episode 5 is in the books!!! This episode we touch on the Nipsey Hussle tragedy and talk about the man he was, all the influence he had on the rap game, but also his community and black brothers and sisters. RIP Nipsey! You will be missed! For Plant My Seed, we rank our top sports movies! Follow along and let us know if you agree with our picks! We also have a guest visiting us and giving us an insite on how to build a lowrider car from the ground up! Lets Goooo!!!!

SAP episode 4

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:40:27 -0700

Episode 4 is in the books! In “Did you see that?” we dive into the Mueller and Trump collusion case, Cardi B and her admitting to drugging guys when she was a stripper, and we get into a couple of local stories to end the segment! 80’s fans, this ones for you! In “Plant My Seed”, we rank our top 80’s Hair Bands and play some samples for your listening pleasure! Get your aquanet ready, put your tights on and get ready to rock!

SAP episode 3

Simple Ass Podcast — Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:00:42 -0700

Episode 3 is here, MARCH MADNESS is here and this episode’s “Plant My Seed” segment was Bracket style! We match up our top 90’s sitcoms and debate who comes out on top as Champion 90’s Sitcom! Get ready, get loose, cuz we bringing the sauce!

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Simple Ass Podcast — Mon, 11 Mar 2019 04:00:10 -0700

Were back! Simple Ass Podcast episode 2! Thanks to all who are followers and listened to episode 1! We greatly appreciate it! On this episode, we get serious in “Did you see that?” and touch on the priest in bakersfield that got in trouble again for allegedly sexually abusing a minor! Serious shit! We also touch on Luke Perry’s sudden death! If youre a 90210 fan, his death probably made you sad! RIP Luke Perry. Finally, this weeks “Plant My Seed” segment brings all the underdogs to life!!! We rank our top Underdog stories from All Time!! Follow along and see if you agree with these stories! ENJOY!

Simple Ass Podcast Ep. 1

Simple Ass Podcast — Sat, 02 Mar 2019 05:45:27 -0700

Did You See That? Robert Kraft and R-Kelly almost broke the internet! We dive into those situations and a little bit into sports!

Plant My Seed! in this segment we give our Top 4 best Playboy Magazine covers and 2 wildcards! Listen closely so that you can look up and see what we are talking about! Guys, do it when youre alone! We don’t want your ole ladies to hate us so soon!