Small Town Scuttlebutt

E283: Lookmaxxing Is Out of Control

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:15:00 -0400

Is forgetting your wife’s birthday an honest mistake… or grounds for immediate separation? Rick and Liz kick things off by putting one husband on trial and deciding whether this is a harmless oversight or a career-ending marriage move.

Then it’s time for the listeners to take over—and they do not disappoint. We read emails that roast the show, demand a strong stance on cottage cheese, and ask for advice on surviving a 10-day family vacation without losing your mind. As always, Rick and Liz are more than willing to share.

In the second half, Liz introduces Rick to the bizarre world of lookmaxxing—a growing trend where guys try to “optimize” their appearance for status. Enter Public Douchebag #1: Claviclature, an influencer promoting everything from jawline obsession to bone smashing. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, we don’t recommend it.

E282: Houston, We Have a Conspiracy

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:15:00 -0400

This week, Rick and Evan blast off into the world of conspiracy theories—starting with the viral claim that Artemis II mission is being faked with green screens (because apparently NASA mastered CGI but still struggles with livestream buffering).

From there, they break down the greatest hits of space conspiracies: the moon landing hoax, flat Earth theory, alien cover-ups, and the idea that space itself is too dangerous for humans to survive.

Along the way, they ask the real questions:

How many people would need to keep these secrets?
Why do all conspiracies rely on technology they claim is fake?
And how many people believe this stuff?

It’s part science, part skepticism, and mostly a reminder that common sense is still allowed… even in space.

E281: AI That Thinks… and Acts? (Plus Rockets, Religion & Reality)

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:15:00 -0400

We kick things off by tipping our cap to NASA for the successful Artemis II launch—yes, including finally fixing the onboard toilet (progress comes in many forms). From there, we zoom out on why space exploration still matters, then get into the wild realities of launch: the speeds required to escape Earth’s atmosphere and the G-forces astronauts endure just to get there.

Then Pablo Gazmuri returns—AI Healthcare Technology Leader at Microsoft—to bring us up to speed on what’s actually happening in AI right now. He explains OpenClaw, an emerging platform that doesn’t just generate answers like ChatGPT—it can actually execute tasks and take action for you.

So the real question becomes: should you be putting something like this on your computer today?

We break down the pros, cons, and real-world implications of the latest tech—without the hype, without the fear-mongering. Then things take a turn (as they do) into bigger territory: science, religion, and philosophy. What are we? Why are we here? And what’s waiting on the other side?

A little existential… a lot practical… and plenty of laughs along the way.

Special thanks to our esteemed sponsors, Perez Martial Arts and Winslow Design.

E280: The Dad Bod Reality Check

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 00:15:00 -0400

Rick opens the show with a confession: he’s crossed the 200-pound line, and that’s the point where something has to change. For Gen X guys balancing work, family, and a slowing metabolism, the dad bod can sneak up quickly—and sticking to a plan is easier said than done.

Evan follows with “Fat Guy Science,” presenting five tough decisions every middle-aged guy faces when trying to manage his weight.

In the second half, Liz puts Rick and Evan through a 10-question health and diet survey, evaluating their habits and determining how realistic their chances are of getting back on track.

The crew talks about why people fall off the fitness wagon, how to push past the feeling of resignation about gaining weight, and what a realistic game plan looks like.

Sponsored by APC Pest Control and Royal Pizza. 🍕💪

E279: Public Behavior Hall of Shame

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 00:15:00 -0400

In this episode of Small Town Scuttlebutt, the crew dives into the ever-blurring line between comfort and basic public standards. Rick opens the show with a proclamation that’s apparently more controversial than it should be: pajamas should not be worn on airplanes. Inspired by a recent Boston Globe reader survey, the conversation explores whether showing up to a flight dressed for bed is harmless comfort or a sign that the bar for public behavior keeps getting lower.

In the mid-show segment, “Cabin Pressure,” Evan puts the group through a series of real-world scenarios that test the boundaries of airplane etiquette. From questionable wardrobe choices to in-flight habits that drive fellow passengers crazy, the crew weighs in on what’s acceptable and what should probably stay grounded.

In the second half, Liz zooms out to examine the broader trend of public etiquette slipping in everyday spaces. From small annoyances to full-blown social faux pas, the group debates whether these behaviors are just part of a more casual culture—or signs that common courtesy is quietly disappearing.

Plus: sponsor shoutouts to Winslow Design and Perez Martial Arts!

E278: From Cuba to the U.S. — Rolando Perez’s Story

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 00:15:00 -0400

In this one-on-one episode of Small Town Scuttlebutt, Rick talks with friend, sponsor, and local business owner Rolando Perez about his family’s journey from Cuba to the United States. His family left by boat during the Castro era with $47 and the risk of being captured. Although Rolando was only two years old at the time, he shares stories passed down to him — including an uncle sentenced to five years of hard labor cutting sugar cane after a failed attempt to defect, and a grandmother arrested for selling coffee to support the family.

At a time when immigration is often discussed in negative terms, Rolando offers a different perspective. Now a grandfather and owner of a martial arts business, he reflects on his life, his family’s sacrifices, and why he believes the United States offers opportunity.

Listen for a firsthand account of perseverance, family history, and perspective.

E277: David Ssewanyana, The Long Road to Citizenship

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0400

In this one-on-one episode, Rick sits down with his friend and barber, David Ssewanyana, to hear the incredible story behind the man holding the clippers. David shares what inspired him to leave Uganda, what it actually took to become a U.S. citizen, and the sacrifices most people never see.

At a time when immigration is often reduced to headlines and hot takes, this conversation brings it back to the human level — one journey, one dream, and one hard-earned opportunity.

E276: Things People Do on Vacation

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 00:15:00 -0400

You saved the money. You booked the trip. You just want five days without nonsense. So why is some guy named Todd up at 6:03 AM claiming four pool chairs with towels?

This week, Rick kicks things off with a proclamation: Resort chair-saving is not just annoying — it’s a moral failure. For those who are simply trying to escape the daily grind, nothing says “relaxation” like fighting territorial warfare over a chaise lounge.

Evan introduces “OK or Not OK?” and puts vacation behavior on trial with five scenarios that will absolutely divide the room.

Then, Liz takes us into the deep dive on “Vacation Brain” — the idea that when people travel, courtesy checks out before the luggage does. Is vacation brain a real mental shift or is it just entitlement with a boarding pass?

This week's episode is brought to you by APC Pest Control and Royal Pizza!

E275: Improv Works—On Stage, On Teams, and in Life with Jared Todd Littlejohn

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0400

Improv instructor and actor Jared Todd Littlejohn joins Rick to break down why improv comedy is so entertaining—and why its lessons matter way beyond the stage. From truly listening to trusting your instincts, Jared explains what makes improv work when it’s done right.

The conversation also covers his work using improv for team building with the Boston Celtics, how collaboration beats ego every time, and why being a positive, uplifting presence is an intentional choice—especially when negativity feels like the default setting.

No yelling. No outrage. Just laughs, insight, and a reminder that “Yes, and…” might be the most useful mindset we’ve got right now.

E274: Kathe Farris (Go Cork Yourself)

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0400

Rick is joined by Boston-area comic and neighbor Kathe Farris for an episode that perfectly sums up New England living at its finest. They kick things off with the New England Patriots heading to another Super Bowl and how casually cool it is to live near the stadium—especially when a flyover rattles your house.

They recap the blizzard and their wildly different survival strategies: Kathe did the responsible thing—stocked up, shoveled, and stayed warm—while Rick opted to sleep outside under a tarp next to a fire like a man auditioning for a show on the History Channel.

Then they dig into doing comedy later in life, how it compares to the younger crowd coming up now, and why experience beats chasing trends every time.

In the second half, Kathe unveils the latest creations from her Go Cork Yourself collection—hand-painted corks featuring everyone from John Cena to Eleanor Roosevelt to David Hasselhoff. You’re going to want one. Possibly several.

E273: Followers Don’t Clap

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0400

Rick flies solo this week and tackles one of comedy’s newest identity crises: when did Instagram followers become a stage credit? Comics and content creators may both be performance artists, but they are not the same thing — and Rick breaks down why that distinction matters.

He also reacts to the supportive and mean-spirited comments sparked by his viral post about the New England Patriots stepping in to avenge the Bills’ loss in Denver, because nothing unites the internet like football and misplaced confidence.

Then it’s listener email time. Rick weighs in on when Christmas lights officially cross from “festive” to “concerning,” how to navigate modern outrage without losing your mind, and whether we’ve become just a little too dependent on tech to function as adults.

In the second half, Rick runs through the headlines that are grinding people’s gears and delivers his signature hot takes — common sense, no panic, minimal pearl-clutching.

E272 – Winter Survival Mode, Dad Guilt & the Anti–Dry January

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0400

It’s the heart of a New England winter, so Rick, Liz, and Evan talk about the real, practical ways people keep themselves sane when it’s dark, cold, and relentless. Whether it’s staying active, leaning into competition, or just finding small daily rituals that make winter feel survivable, they break down how different personalities handle seasonal affect disorder without losing their minds.

Then they dig into a viral post from a dad who admits he hates playing with his kids—is that an uncomfortable truth a lot of parents relate to, or a line that shouldn’t be crossed? And finally, they debate the growing pushback against Dry January and make the case for doing the opposite just to keep a social life alive through the winter.

E271: The Man Cold Episode

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0400

Rick is sidelined with the dreaded man cold, so Liz and Evan take the wheel and ease everyone back into reality after a long Christmas break. They cover the emotional whiplash of re-entering responsibilities, renewed hope around the Patriots, early excitement over Drake Maye, and the unsung heroism of a wife who bakes like a champion while surviving New England winters. Then it’s rapid-fire time with a few speed rounds of Know Your Podcast Host, where things get revealing… and possibly concerning.

E270: Stand-up Comedy, Social Media & Dating After Divorce with Melissa Rush

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick goes one-on-one with Melissa Rush, a Boston-based stand-up comedian, for a candid conversation about comedy, ADHD, and modern adulthood. They discuss living with ADHD—and whether it’s a disability or a superpower—dating after divorce, and the realities of promoting stand-up comedy on social media.

Rick and Melissa also talk comedy in and around Boston, reflect on college life in the 1990s, and share personal takeaways from the events and cultural shifts of 2025. Honest, funny, and relatable, this episode is a grounded look at comedy, focus, and figuring things out as you go.

E269: Mike O’Brien, Stand-Up Comic & Media Whore

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0400

Rick goes one-on-one with comedy buddy Mike O’Brien, a man who somehow balances three full-time identities: stand-up comic, Boston Duck Boats tour guide, and the go-to “guy on the street” anytime a local TV news crew needs a quote right now. If there’s a microphone within 50 feet in Boston, Mike has opinions—and he’s not afraid to share them.

The guys dig into the real issues facing society today, like bathrooms in Boston, proper men’s room etiquette, the logic (or lack thereof) behind all-gender bathroom designations, and—naturally—their personal rankings of the city’s best places to pee. From there, the conversation shifts to the ever-growing pressure for comics to crank out Instagram content just to stay relevant. Is posting clips basically a stage credit now? They debate.

They also kick around future-planning fantasies—living off-grid versus staying planted in the city—sprinkle in some Boston sports talk, and unload a few hot takes on phone apps they love, hate, and absolutely refuse to learn. It’s a classic Scuttlebutt episode: comedy, common sense, and way too much thought put into bathrooms.

E268: Beavers, Bureaucracy, and the Cost of Being Polite

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0400

We kick things off with Liz doing her absolute best to maintain composure while telling a story about beavers—yes, the animal—and failing spectacularly. Immaturity levels are high early.

Then Rick and Evan break down (and role-play) a very real email exchange between Rick and the corporate real estate company he leases office space from. There’s a late fee, a request for accountability, and a firm refusal to budge. Is Rick right to push back, or is this just the cost of dealing with “the system”? You decide.

In the second half, Liz brings an AITA submission from a dad who’s not thrilled with his wife’s insistence that their daughter’s boyfriend pay for everything. Chivalry, expectations, and what we’re actually teaching kids—all up for debate.

Small problems. Big reactions. And at least one conversation that probably didn’t need to happen… but did anyway.

E267: Pantone Panic: It’s Just a Color… Right?

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick kicks off the show with his annual adventure: attempting to buy his wife the perfect birthday gift. He and Evan both admit that surprising their wives is statistically impossible, emotionally hazardous, and spiritually defeating. Liz assures them this is universal—her husband can’t pull it off either.

Then the gang dives into the national meltdown over the new Pantone Color of the Year. Why is everyone suddenly triggered by… a shade? It’s just a color, not a geopolitical threat. But as always, Small Town Scuttlebutt is here to react to the overreactions—one hue-induced panic attack at a time.

E266: Is There a Curfew for Stupid?

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick and Liz return from the holiday break ready to catch up—while Evan attempts to recover from a Monday Night Football hangover. The gang dives into the late-night suburban scandal of a Ding-Dong Ditch gone wrong: When are you officially too old for this prank? And is there an appropriate, HOA-approved time window for sprinting away from someone’s front door?

Rick shares how he accidentally landed his first viral moment thanks to a Patriots fan outside Gillette Stadium who gifted the world a middle finger and a perfectly timed F-bomb. The conversation somehow spirals (as it does) into thoughts on VR porn and sex robots.

Plus, GameStop’s upcoming “Trade Anything Day” is coming. Are you ready!?

E265: Ambition Meets Contentment: And Ambition Is Confused

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0400

An article in the Boston Globe asks a big question: Why are so many young, ambitious women suddenly convinced a woman's natural place is in the home? Liz brings the highlights, and the gang unpacks the tension between ambition and contentment with plenty of laughs.

But first! Rick shares a text exchange with a woman from the Boston comedy scene who was outraged—outraged—that he didn’t book a single woman on his last show. What a misogynistic monster, right? Rick gives his side of the story (including the fact that he invited five women) so you can decide whether he’s the villain… or just caught in someone else’s outrage spiral.

Also, it’s Christmas time, which means one thing: you can put up your tree before Thanksgiving without society judging you. Evan’s ready, Liz has opinions, and Rick’s already tangled in lights.

All that and more on this week’s Small Town Scuttlebutt.

E264: Neighbors From Hell

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 00:15:00 -0400

This week on Small Town Scuttlebutt, the gang digs into stories about neighbors who make you question humanity. One guy gets reported to the HOA because his garden looks too nice. Another woman tells her neighbor to stop looking at her dog because it makes the dog upset. Are these people real—or just suburban fever dreams? Meanwhile, Rick’s growing a mustache strictly for Instagram clout, Evan’s riding high on a spike in YouTube traffic, and Liz’s teenage son continues to redefine “misplaced priorities.” It’s judgmental, relatable, and 100% Scuttlebutt.

E263: You're Registered at Target? You're 6!

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0400

The gang sounds off on the latest parenting trend: birthday gift registries for kids. Is this thoughtful or just tacky consumerism wrapped in a bow? Plus, a new “New Rick vs. Old Rick” moment as he wrestles with how to handle an airline inconvenience — Zen traveler or vengeful passenger? Liz questions when it’s time for kids (and adults) to hang up the Halloween candy bag, and Evan reels in a massive fish — along with a boatload of online haters. It’s a classic mix of accountability, absurdity, and laughs from the Scuttlebutt crew.

E262: Around the Table: Comedy, Corruption, and Kids

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0400

This week on Small Town Scuttlebutt, Rick kicks things off with big news about a new comedy show he’s hosting. Then Evan dives into the NBA gambling scandal with his trademark mix of excitement and conspiracy. Finally, Liz opens up about her 17-year-old son’s shifting priorities and the parental struggle of trying to keep a teenager grounded in reality.

Three hosts. Three stories. One show cut short because of a spam call that stopped the recording going into the second half.

E261: Trad Son or Big Baby?

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0400

When does “living with Mom” stop being traditional and start being tragic? There is a growing trend of grown men staying home while their mothers head to work—and pay the bills. Also, Rick enjoys a trip to NYC while hoards of angry people in his small town assemble on street corners for No King's Day, Evan gets caught in a coven of witches, and Liz falls in love with a chatbot!

E260: Richie Welch - Contractor by Day, Comic by Night

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0400

In this episode, Rick talks with Richie Welch — a contractor by day and a stand-up comedian by night. Richie represents the fourth generation of his family working at Welch Corp, a major player in Boston’s construction and redevelopment scene. When he’s not on a job site, he’s performing or producing comedy shows around Boston.

Rick and Richie also get into parking etiquette, New England sports teams, and the South Boston St. Patrick’s Day Parade — plus a few other topics along the way.

E259: Weird Local News in the USA

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0400

This week on Small Town Scuttlebutt, Rick, Liz, and Evan cover the kind of news that makes you wonder if anyone’s in charge anymore. A brand-new house gets built on land that was never even sold, a squirrel goes feral, and Rick finds himself fending off a pack of 30 cyclists who confuse the road for a parade route. Meanwhile, Liz greenlights her son’s mid-season football debut, and Evan witnesses his nephew’s spectacular crash-and-burn attempt at wedding romance. It’s local logic meets national nonsense—with all the judgment you’ve come to love.

E258: Agree to Disagree (and Still Be Friends) with Jim James

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick sits down with his longtime friend Jim James for a conversation that’s less about winning arguments and more about asking questions. The two dive into current headlines—Pete Hegseth shaking things up at the Department of Defense, Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension, Bad Bunny snagging the Super Bowl Halftime slot, and a few other cultural curveballs.

The twist? Rick and Jim don’t see eye-to-eye on much, and that’s the point. They trade insights, laugh at the absurdities of the news cycle, and prove that you can disagree without being disagreeable. Ten-plus years of friendship and plenty of global chaos later, they’re still finding common ground where it matters: enjoying the conversation.

E257: AI Update with Pablo Gazmuri

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 00:15:00 -0400

In this episode, Rick sits down for an in-depth one-on-one with Pablo Gazmuri, AI & Healthcare Technology Leader at Microsoft. They dive into the fast-evolving world of artificial intelligence—what it can already do, what’s coming next, and how it’s transforming the way we monitor and manage our health. Pablo shares practical insights into the future of AI-powered healthcare, along with tips on how individuals can use these tools today. The conversation takes a fun turn as they explore Pablo’s passion for astrophotography—and yes, Rick makes sure to ask him about aliens.

E256: The Philly Fan Everybody Hates

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 00:15:00 -0400

You've seen the altercation where a crazy lady gets in a guy's face about a baseball. Now let's talk big picture here, she was wrong but is it alright for society to endlessly mock, condemn, and chastise her? 67% of the hosts of this show say, "yes!". Also, starting your day with a jump-scare, kids don't like starting school later, and getting your annual physical every seven years.

E255: Drama Moms on the Internet

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Most people in your community know where to find answers regarding town affairs. The others go to Facebook because, well, um, meh - we don't know. Liz presents a case study in passive aggressive bitchery (yes, that's a word). It's been going on for almost a week! Are these two "ladies" done yet? Also, Evan is mad that school starts before Labor Day and Rick is still reading the school emails that have flooded his inbox.

E254: You Can’t "KonMari "Your Way Through a Midlife Crisis

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Everyone’s chasing happiness, but some folks need GPS. Rick brings an article busting the myth that minimalism brings joy, suggesting community involvement instead. Liz hates it for a billion reasons, and Evan’s just thrilled his kid’s at summer camp for two weeks.

E253: Six Days in a Mental Health Hospital

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick "went on vacation in Belmont, MA" and spent six days at McLean Hospital, a renowned psychiatric care, research, and education facility. He talks about what led him to admit himself, and walks us through the whole experience from intake to discharge. Did Rick come out a better man? You decide!

RICK'S MESSAGE TO LISTENERS - If you are suffering from depression and do not know where to begin recovery, please call 988. It is the mental health number for crisis support in the United States and is available 24/7 for anyone experiencing a mental health crisis. You can also reach out to the National Mental Health Hotline at 866-903-3787.

E252: Sydney Sweeney's Jeans

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Sydney Sweeney wears jeans and some angry people made it about Nazis? Also, Rick and Mike share the gayest straight camping trip, and Liz sees Rod Stewart perform in concert at age 82.

E251: "Kids Should Hit Their Bullies Harder"

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0400

A Mom stirs it up when she encourages her kid to fight his bully. Some parents love the idea while others think diplomacy in the principal's office is the higher road. Also, TV show recommendations, GILFS, and Rick emails his neighbors to complain about their landscapers.

E250: One on One with Carolyn Plummer

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick hangs out with Carolyn Plummer. She's a 20-year veteran in the Boston comedy community and has travelled all over the country. Her biggest stage was Denis Leary's Comics Come Home 26 at the TD Garden for the Cam Neely Foundation. Rick and Carolyn also talk about the upcoming show they are doing together in Wolfeboro, NH with Steve Hytner, A.K.A. "Kenny Bania" from Seinfeld.

E249: Marrying a 9-Year Old Is Bad, M'kay?

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0400

End of Days may be upon us because a pedophile was one "I do" away from tying the knot with a kid at Disney Land Paris. Also, Rick and Evan each have a hall pass for the same super model, which parlays into the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, which segues into unhealthy body image expectations. Time for a donut.

E248: Generational Stare Down at the Customer Service Counter!

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Just when you thought customer service couldn’t spiral further into the abyss, here strolls in Gen Z with zero f*cks to give. No “hello,” no “how can I help you,” just a little turd staring at you, daring you to initiate the order. Your move—order or silence? Also, Evan is an allergy-sufferer with vim and vigor, Liz tries to coach up her teenage son in the kitchen - on how to move things in the fridge to find what you're looking for, and Rick blasts off about the app he had to download onto his phone to operate the remote vacuum in his saltwater swimming pool - poor guy. Maybe he should start a Gofundme campaign.

E247: "I'm a Parent, not a School Employee!"

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0400

One mom finally snaps and calls out her kid’s school for treating parents like unpaid interns — all in the name of mental health. Hear what kind of reaction she's getting! Also, Rick praises one of his daughter's teachers, Evan defends wearing crocs and free t-shirts, and Liz reflects on a recent parenting decision.

E246: Live Episode! 5-Year Anniversary Extravaganza Bonanza!

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Every week for five years we have delivered a marginally funny show so let's celebrate. Not so much for us, but for you the listener who's tolerated us this long. Rick, Liz, and Evan share their observations of the week, read listener emails, and pay tribute to their sponsors, APC Pest Control, Perez Martial Arts, Royal Pizza, and Winslow Design. Then, Boston-Based Headliner, Kathe Farris sits down for an interview.

E245: Stress Out Season

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0400

We get it. You have a dance recital, a graduation, a baseball game, and need to find time for groceries. You're the one who decided to provide enriching lives for your children, not us! Nonetheless, we commiserate with you. But first, Rick shares the biggest laugh you'll get from the internet and a rant on "Mom Hockey".

E244: Gen X Parents Gone Wild

Wed, 28 May 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Mrs. Hemmingsworth isn't taking her top off at the July 4th cookout but she is ranting like a lunatic at a referee on a soccer field because her kid is not playing enough. We brag about being the "independent, latch-key kids, who didn't care!" What happened? Also, TV commercial characters, shoulder-slung fanny packs, and child neglect!

E243:The Dude Show w/ Veteran Seaman Tom Struble

Wed, 21 May 2025 00:15:00 -0400

It's like "The Man Show" but they identify as a Dudes. America's Favorite Seaman, Lt. Tom Struble, U.S. Navy (E198) sits in for Liz and calls out "Things that piss me off!" But first, Rick and Evan hype the live show coming to The Zullo Art Gallery, Friday, June 6 at 8 p.m. They close with Tom remembering two fallen friends ahead of Memorial Day, STS1(SS) Eric Skinner and 1LT Laura Walker.

E242: Three Rounds of AITA - Mom Behavior

Tue, 13 May 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Get ready to debate along with the hosts in another episode that asks the essential question, Am I the asshole? Tune in Moms because there might be a teachable moment here for you.Also, call the "whahmbulance" because Evan had a bad day despite landing a $20M listing. Liz had to do Mom things on Mother's Day due to appropriately designated gender roles, and Rick comes back from The Great Canadian Comedy Festival with new material.

E241: Rick Guests on the Goblin & Ogre Podcast at the Great Canadian Comedy Festival in Toronto

Tue, 13 May 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick was invited on the Goblin & Ogre podcast after his inaugural set at The Great Canadian Comedy Festival. Drop into the conversation as Canadian and American comics compare notes on their respective comedy scenes, the comedy festival, theories behind dad jokes, and why comics are mean to each other online. Rick bookends the episode with in-studio commentary for a recognizable, on-brand, product you have come to expect!

Special Thanks to @goblinogre for graciously sharing their video and audio with us to embed into our episode. Please check them out and follow them if you like!

E240: The Most "Legendary" Prank Call

Thu, 01 May 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Remember getting the Yellow Pages to call the grocery store and asking, "Do you have Chef Boyardee in a can?" And then hilarity ensued when you then told them, "You better let him out before he suffocates!" Those were some good times in the 80s. Well, a guy just pulled off perhaps the biggest "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!" prank call ever that left a quarterback "yelling into his receiver."

But first! It seems like everyone has a Costa Rica story. Liz's sends her son there and comes home bored, Even was absolutely certain his buddies were planing his batcherlor party there but they just went on a trip with out him, and Rick smears termite larvae over his body in the jungle for a very smart reason. Pura Vida!

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E239: Kathe Farris, GoCorkYourself.com

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick does a one-on-one with his neighbor, friend, and mentor Kathe Farris. They have no particular agenda; Rick tries to find themes like following your passion, pursuing dreams, and learning lessons from failure but Kathe wasn't interested in being put on a pedestal. Instead she wanted to talk about true crime, Mother's Day plans, and people who complain on their town's Facebook group.

E238: Sex Survey Scandal Seethes Middle School Parents

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Imagine telling the middle school your 11-year old will NOT be taking a survey about their sexual behavior and they give you that guarantee only to make the kid take it anyway. What are you going to do now? Rick, Liz, and Evan are all over this one! But first, Rick waxes poetic about the glory of Augusta National's no cellphone policy and Evan tells all about serving as a star witness in a high-profile murder case now that the verdict is in!

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E237: Entitlement Goes Airborne

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Imagine buying a seat on a flight and a kid is sitting there. Kid has to go right? Well, not according to the kid's mom or the skank who videotaped you in the seat for the entire flight while verbally harassing you. What to do? You sue the airline, the mom, and the skank! But first, Evan is sitting on a Jury in the same courthouse where the Karen Read trial is being held. He can't talk about the details of the case yet but all the circus stuff is fair game. Liz issues her teen a firm warning about getting home with the car before curfew - not just her rules, but MA law too! Rick asks if he's the asshole in how he deals with landscaping crews that park in front of his house to service the neighbors. It's truly a first world problem that is finally being addressed!

E236: Mary Lou Andre, Style Expert - Looking Appropriate for the Occasion

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Our friend on the show, Mary Lou Andre, scores a hat trick with her third appearance. This week, she brings something for everyone. Men's fashion trends, being mindful of looking appropriate, and some chit-chat about being a woman in business. Rick interrupts throughout. (Evan is at a murder trial).

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E235: A Visit to The Valley of the Sun

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Rick visits Mike "The Minister of Misinformation" in the desert for baseball, golf, and hanging poolside at a resort. Hear them recap the trip that involved driverless cars, famous athletes in the 'hood, and taking unsolicited golf tips from a stranger without pushing him in a bunker.

E234: Flying on Mushrooms, Elon-obsessed Psychos, and Tough Love Parenting

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Have you heard about Steven Shaw's Mushroom-fueled jet ride? Well, buckle up because this small-town problem goes airborne! It involves a guy from Vermont, an airport in New Jersey, and some dry-humping. But first, Rick excitedly shares how Sebastian Maniscalco handled a heckler who didn't appreciate his non-political Elon bit, Liz stands her ground as a mom, and Evan wins big on Keno!

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E233: The Sideline Nutrition Nazi

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0400

Whoah, late episode drop here. Sorry. Ok, Let's talk about people who take a good idea and then go all in. And then they want you to comply with them. And then they publicly shame you when you don't. We're talking about a mom on the sidelines of youth sports!

E232: Back From Break II - Electric Boogaloo

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0400

This episode continues the "welcome back from break" vibe as Liz returns with some great stories she found online. Rick co-hosted a month's worth of comedy shows at Jacques Cabaret and still identifies as a very handsome straight man. Evan goes traveling and the whole trip is SNAFU.

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E231: Back From Break to a Smorgashboard of Topics

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:15:00 -0400

In this lively conversation, Rick and Evan discuss their new podcast format, reflecting on personal resolutions and the Super Bowl halftime show featuring Kendrick Lamar. They delve into cultural commentary, exploring social justice themes in music and the public's reaction to the performance. The episode wraps up with a fun segment called 'What's in the Box,' showcasing a quirky product. In this engaging conversation, Rick and Evan delve into a variety of topics ranging from pop culture references like SS Sniper Wolf to the absurdity of bizarre love stories and societal norms. They critique film ratings, discuss the implications of hydrogen water, and explore the conspiracies surrounding Big Pharma and cancer treatments. The conversation also touches on mental health, youth perspectives on LGBTQ issues, and reflections on the Super Bowl, culminating in a debate about the greatest tight ends in football history.

takeaways

The hosts emphasize the importance of personal resolutions and accountability.
They discuss the evolution of their podcast into a more visual format.
The Super Bowl halftime show is critiqued for its artistic and social messages.
Kendrick Lamar's performance is analyzed for its cultural implications.
The hosts express differing opinions on Patrick Mahomes' status in football history.
Social media reactions to the halftime show reveal societal divides.
The conversation touches on the intersection of music, culture, and social justice.
Humor is a key element in their discussions, making serious topics more approachable.
The hosts share their thoughts on the changing landscape of entertainment and media.
The 'What's in the Box' segment adds a playful element to the podcast. Rick expresses frustration over missing information.
SS Sniper Wolf's rise is linked to gaming culture.
Film ratings can be misleading and subjective.
The distinction between gory and disturbing in horror films is important.
Hydrogen water's benefits are still under research.
Big Pharma's role in cancer treatment is questioned.
Bizarre love stories reflect societal changes.
The diaper spa phenomenon raises questions about normalization.
Youth perspectives on LGBTQ issues are evolving.
The debate over tight ends in football continues.

titles

Frustrations and Corrections in Pop Culture
The Rise of SS Sniper Wolf: A Gaming Icon
Film Ratings: A Critical Perspective
Gory vs. Disturbing: The Horror Film Debate
Hydrogen Water: Myths and Realities
Big Pharma: Conspiracies and Cancer Treatments

Sound Bites

"I think we got our shit together."
"My theme is to just keep my side of the street clean."
"This is no longer a podcast, it's a TV show now."
"This is too ghetto, you gotta play the game."
"It's OK to not like Bach, you know."
"I thought Kendrick Lamar played it down the line."
"What's in the box?"
"Big Pharma doesn't want you to know."
"She accused it of cheating on her."
"We were trying to normalize stuff."

Chapters