But instead of bitching about why they’re bad, we’re going to find the joy in each of them, because everybody loves the great episodes, but it takes dedication, insight, and hard-working fools to love the clunkers too.

And by Jove, we are those fools!

Positive, inclusive and optimistic (though not uncritical!) we try to find the brilliance even in the least-loved episodes of our favorite TV shows.

Find us at joyoftrek.com or wherever you get your podcasts!

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“Step right up! Step right up! See the amazing wormhole weapon! Guaranteed to bring a peaceful end to all galactic conflicts! All you need to make it yours is say please, pretty please, with a cherry on top” (thanks Marky See!)

“The eidolons really begin to open up to the crew, Crichton does terrifying things with Scorpius' cherry” (thanks Kelpie!)

“… Oh… John can make a wormhole weapon… oh dear… So whose up for Babylon 5! It has to be cheerier than this!” (thanks The Derp Prime!)

“Weapons make destruction, people make peace,

Let's find a way, for this war to cease.

Too much fun,

Baby likes guns,

This big fiery hole is becoming obese.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)"

First aired on Monday, 18 October 2004, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson"

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Grab your DVD or streaming service of choice, pause at the first frame and get ready to hit play to join our running commentary of the very first episode :)

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"“A soul patch leads the charge while our favourite dominar begins to enlarge. If they outnumber us ten to one then this shouldn't take long...” (thanks Mark Nixon!)

“The Cold War turns hot, we find out a method of getting pregnant that wasn't covered in sex education class and remind me, does John know how to make wormhole weapons?” (thanks Marky See!)

“Hey John, Are you having fun yet?

'Not Good's the best odds we ever get.

Crash-test dummies,

Narls in tummies,

First time's the worst 'Bigboy', Don't get upset!” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

“So we discover John Can’t make a Wormhole weapon, so I guess next episode starts the Lexx retrospective?” (thanks The Derp Prime!)"

First aired on Sunday, 17 October 2004, written by David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Brian Henson"

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Until (The) Peacekeeper War(s) miniseries this was the semi-canonical finale to Farscape. Much has since been rescinded, but some of it was beautifully prophetic!

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Thanks to the Farscape Official Magazine!

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When the Scarrans discover the wormhole to Earth, the crew of Moya must beat them there and find a way to stop them. Failure means certain doom for the human race, but could the cost for success be too great?

“Out of the frying pan into the fire,

Scarrans heading to earth, situation dire.

Closing the wormhole, the only solution,

Harvey's words shake John's resolution

Dominar Rygel saves the day,

Pilot puts himself in harms way

Wormhole crash, last words garbled,

Moya's crew lose their marbles..” (thanks Marky See!)

“Emergency trip in extended starburst,

With all this bad timing, we must be cursed.

Puncture the bubble.

What a cute couple.

Quick! Stop the scarrans from getting to Earth!” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant.!)

“Voyeurism, cucking and bondage -- and that's just one scene! The race is on, he holds the hummingbird feeder, rules the galaxy! ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)

“Since John made the mistake of telling Jenn'ik about Bird of Paradise, he must now figure out a way to protect Earth. To do so, he must insist the help of the only being who can see the wormhole form. Will this member help? Will Earth be safe? And will Aeryn say yes or no? Find out in the action-packed series finale.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)

First aired on Monday, 10 March 2003, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/422

Thanks to the Terra Firma Scapers forum for recommending it!

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With their escape from Katratzi botched, the crew of Moya must enlist the help of their old enemy if they hope to survive the Scarrans' wrath.

“We gotta get outa here, before they realise.

Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes.

Throw a tantrum,

Destroy the Crystherium,

Leaving a bomb in an elevator seems unwise.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

“Guess what I did at work today, I wore a bomb in a field of flowers... It's not a double cross, It's a triple cross! It's plan E for Elevator, and it has nothing to do with wormholes, despite Harvey's claims. There are sore losers all round and the crew forget to vote” (thanks Marky See!)

“The gang partake in gardening practices that are even less environmentally friendly than laying astroturf. Grayza is asked if she could come to the manager's office for a quick chat and Braca is reunited with his brother, his captain, his king, his BESTIE.” (thanks mysterytour!)

First aired on Monday, 3 March 2003, written by Mark Saraceni, and directed by Rowan Woods

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The crew of Moya go into the heart of Scarran space in a dangerous attempt to rescue Scorpius and prevent the Scarrans from unlocking the secrets of wormholes.

“If I play 'big dog', will they buy it?

We'll be Day-Glo daisies if anyone tries it.

Does mummy know-

you stoop so low?

""It's beer-o'clock, where the hell is my riot?""” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

“Following Harvey's bombshell the crew gate crash peace talks with the offer of a lifetime! Being a good American, Jon use the twin disciplines of Capitalism and violence to get what he wants. Nuclear bombs, terrible plans and double crosses abound, but will our intrepid space jock get out of this one alive?” (thanks Marky See !)

“The gang stop worrying and learn to love the bomb, and start a bar fight with the most powerful weapon of all: improv.” (thanks Mysterytour !)

First aired on Tuesday, 25 February 2003, written by Carleton Eastlake, and directed by Karl Zwicky

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The crew of Moya have one chance to infiltrate Scarran space to rescue Aeryn Sun. When a deadly illness is unleashed, however, success and survival seems less and less likely.

"You wanted a plague, I gave you one."

This carrot cube will cure you, son.

Gangly fingers,

Suspicious lingerers,

Hang on a minute, we're not done! ” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

“Rygel's heroic stomach provides the crew a chance to save a damsel in distress, but thanks to Granny the situation soon turns deadly. Jon is hoping to find a sebacean woman to take back to his bunk and frell and a returning house guest gives Jon some unwanted news” (thanks Marky See!)

First aired on Monday, 24 February 2003, written by David E. Peckinpah, and directed by Geoff Bennett

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John and Scorpius visit the unrealized Moya for information on Katratzi, while Aeryn Sun is tortured and interrogated by her Scarran captors.

• “Crichton makes a perilous pinky promise while Aeryn does a tour of Scarran comfy chairs. Anthony Simcoe gets about thirty seconds of glory, and point-blank executing a random bystander is somehow the least frelled-up thing that happens.” (thanks Horseburd!)

in the style of Madonnas "Like A Prayer" (thanks Marky See!)

• Katratzi is a mystery
• Aeryn Sun is all alone
• I hear her call your name
• Djancaz-Bru
• When she calls your name it's like a little prayer
• To find Katratzi, Bizzaro stark will take you there
• Jon makes a deal, her life for wormhole power
• Aeryn makes her prayer to anyone out there

• The show that keeps hurting you decides to change the pace by punching you as hard as it can. Road trips offer little reprieve but the show reminds us that our leads can act their multi-dimensional pants off. -- Look you try making a joke about this one. ” (thanks Mark Nixon !)
• “Crichton and Scorpius make a tasty Scarren blood vow then take a road trip down a wormhole to alternate reality Moya to find Starkozu where Scorpius mercilessly helps Crichton get the info. Aeryn becomes a pincushion as she is tortured by Scarrens to reveal the father of her child, makes a new friend altho it's a brief friendship, and tries to find help by praying to any deity or devil that is listening to save her child.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada!)
• “Wormhole tripping! Take a spin through the wormhole to far away places or just an alternate reality if you don’t want to travel that far. Wormhole traveling may not be safe for pregnant women. Why not head to our Scarran spa to treat your pregnant self. Free baby genetic scams.” (thanks Blackrain !)

First aired on Monday, 17 February 2003, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Peter Andrikidis

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On Moya, as John wonders about the location of Katratzi - the likely location Aeryn Sun is being held captive - he obsessively watches a television transmission that Moya has intercepted from Earth. It is a program documenting the aliens' recent visit and the reactions of Earth's people.

• “Don't think too much about how translator microbes work, grab a bowl of cop porn and pour yourself a glass of toilet water: it's time to watch someone win an Emmy.” (thanks Mark Nixon!)
• “Earth reflects on it's week with the aliens by way of found footage, correctly diagnoses John Crichton with PTSD.” (thanks Mysterytour!)
• “Crichton watches a documentary about the crews time on Earth while he tries to figure out where he has heard the name Katratzi before. We see Noranti making poison for rats to use against people, D'Argo tongue smacks Crichton's nephew Bobby, Aeryn explains the peacekeeper life, Chiana experiments with makeup, Rygel gambles and calls sex hotlines, Sikozu shows off her beautiful singing talents for Uncharted Territories Idol and Crichton makes an offer to Scorpius that he can't refuse.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada !)
• “Oh tonight’s episode we will go over that infamous world changing event. When the once lost astronaut John Crichton brings aliens back to earth. What’s else did they bring back with them? What is the government hiding? What does Katratzi mean? Where has Aeryn gone off too? Will John go mad playing these questions over in his head? Find out after this break. ” (thanks Blackrain !)

First aired on Monday, 10 February 2003, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse

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The ladies of Moya head for a commerce settlement to purchase a device that will help disguise Moya. The arrivals of several high ranking Peacekeepers and Scarrans, however, give them a new mission and a new threat.

• “The girls shopping trip quickly goes to dren when they stumble upon a secret meeting. An assassination attempt turns to a hasty retreat, one of the crew is left not feeling quite themselves and why won't anyone tell us where the baby is!?” (thanks Marky See!)
• “The girls are on their own shopping for a sensor modulator to camouflage Moya. They stumble upon a secret meeting between Grayza, Braca and some high ranking Scarrens. Aeryn and Sikozu spy on the meeting while Chi gets an expensive massage. After, to avoid the peacekeepers, Chi and Noranti get their DNA changed. Aeryn decides to use this opportunity to remove Grayza as a threat permanently. When it's all said and done, Aeryn is a completely different person from when she left Moya.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada!)
• “The girls go shopping, and run into a golden opportunity. Will they be able to stop Graza? Will they be able to kill the new Scarran woman? All in all, it goes about like any of their plans. Then, they break the first rule of a horror movie. Never split up.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)

First aired on Monday, 27 January 2003, written by Carleton Eastlake, and directed by Rowan Woods

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When Scorpius brings the boys of Moya to receive special training from an individual named Katoya, Ka D'Argo comes face to face with his wife's murderer, Macton Tal.

• “Grasshopper organises a road trip! The boys visit Mr Miyagi in an effort to keep the what's in John's head in his head. A blast from the past dredges up painful memories.” (thanks Marky See!)
• “Welcome to your training getaway, teal outfits are mandatory unless you brought a leather body suit. Soak up some heat, or battle in a seat either way you must complete this rather intense retreat. ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)
• “D'Argo enjoys a tense session of Tai Chi with his mortal enemy, meanwhile, John Crichton gets put in the naughty box” (thanks Mysterytour!)
• “It's a boys trip as the guys go for some mental training with a Jedi Master named Katoya. Scorpius plays a game of paint ball (remove the T) against the Jedi Master and Rygel goes up against a Charrid, who's race have an ugly history with Hynerians. Crichton gets thrown from the frying pan into the fire, literally and needs to find the key to escape. An unexpected visitor from D'Argo's past appears and he gets real hyper about it.” (thanks Nickrude from Katratzi aka Canada!)

First aired on Monday, 20 January 2003, written by Mark Saraceni, and directed by Geoff Bennett

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Chiana convinces the others to allow an imprisoned woman to stay on Moya. They quickly discover, however, that she's far more trouble than she's worth. But with their best qualities gone, can they do anything about it?

• “Soup? What kind of soup? Spider soup. The crew goes rabbit hunting to find a part of themselves, it sounds like a spiritual adventure but it's far from it.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “Emotions run high when a polymorph joins the crew during a shopping trip. Will the crew of Red Dwarf, I mean Moya, be able to track this critter down and put themselves together again before it's too late...” (thanks Marky See!)
• “Everyone is acting weird, Arachnid girl has disappeared, Along came a spider, Exploded beside her, Let's just give up, we're unprepared.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)
• “Human trafficking strikes a nerve with Chiana, but little does anyone know, nerves are what the trafficking victim is all about. Featuring bonus cable TV lesbians, John's daily affirmations, and industrial levels of mouth froth.” (thanks Horseburd!)
• “The Moya crew gets a bad case of arachnophobia. After trading for maps, the traders toss in a slave girl for a bargain, which Pip quickly accepts. Things get weird when the new ""girl"" Talikaa starts giving off serious Polymorph vibes (hello Red Dwarf) and takes the strongest traits from the crew. D'Argo gets to second base with Chiana while Scorpius' Scarren side gets overcharged and carries Sikozu around like a knight in black cooling armour. Rygel acts like a smeghead turned philanthropist, while Kryten and Aeryn have a revelation regarding their relationship. Are they cool like Ace Rimmer? Or is it dumpsville like Dwayne Dibbley? ” (thanks NickRude from Katratzi aka Canada!)

First aired on Monday, 13 January 2003, written by David E. Peckinpah, and directed by Kate Woods

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/414

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The arrival of Moya and her passengers throws the world for a loop, but John is too busy worrying about protecting the planet to enjoy the reunion with his family. He's survived torture, explosions, the vacuum of space, and too many critters to count, but it's Earth's future that frightens him most. Who can he tell, about the wonders - and horrors - that have changed him?

• “Dorothy returns home but this dream come true is ruined by a nightmare in green sent to torture and murder friends and family in an attempt to gain the wormhole information. ” (thanks Marky See!)
• “In the 2000s (EXTREMELY the 2000s) Farscape comes after the Bush administration ” (thanks Mysterytour !)
• “Aeryn and Sikozu interrupt a girlboss meeting, meanwhille, Chiana and Noranti help out by having a gay-off.” (thanks Mysterytour!)

First aired on Monday, 6 January 2003, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Peter Andrikidis

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/413

Thanks to the Terra Firma Scapers forum (formerly Kansas) for recommending it!"

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""This is ground control to Major John...""

“It's Kansas John, but not as we know it! The crew go trick or treating whilst Johnny McFly must navigate teenage rebellion and losing his viginity to avert disaster and fix the ripple in time.” (thanks Marky See!)

“All is not when it seems. Cher, a football player, and some aliens walk in to a bar, er... abandoned house. One of them gets lucky with a new old friend, one gets a sugar high, and Cher gets a refresher on her ABCs from a familiar foam rubber face as they all race to get time back on track. ""It works,"" but when will they go next and who will follow?” (thanks Rachel!)

“There's no place like home, we find out,

Casper the joke is lurking about.

Happy Halloween!

""Are those jeans?""

""Was it a bass or a trout?""” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

“Crichton and crew head to earth. Unfortunately, its the right place, but wrong time. They discover things aren't as Crichton remembers and attempt to put things to right. Meanwhile, the crew learns all about Halloween and Rygel obtains an addiction. ” (thanks Melissa!)

“Marty McCrichton needs to go Back to the Future after getting sent to the 80s. He steals some milk, sees his brash young self and younger family and has to fix the timeline to get back to the transpresent. Cheryn and Kermit the Dominar learn their ABCs and since it is currently halloween, Kermit becomes addicted to candy and making scary pumpkin carvings. Sheriff D'Argo says hello in sign language to a nosy Karen while he and Wrinkles go for a cruise. Sputnik gets the cold shoulder from Pilot, and Scorpy heats things up between him and an old flame. Chiana Shaw also gets some action as she is finally able to check off the top name on her must frell list.” (thanks NickRude from Canada aka Katratzi!)

First aired on Monday, 30 December 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/412

Thanks to the Sufficient Velocity forum for recommending it!

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Before Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell can celebrate his 200th trip through a Stargate, he and his team must work with Martin Lloyd on several ideas for the TV movie adaption of the TV series Wormhole X-Treme!.

• “Everybody's favorite tinfoil hat is back after who knows how long, and he's in a creative pickle. With the stargate on the fritz, the crew tries their hand at studio pitches, and... maybe it's for the best they're saving the world on planets lightyears away from any kind of show business.” (thanks Horseburd!)
• “Thrust into a new unrealized reality the astronaut must escape from The Movie Executive through a big round thing, but it just refuses to be cool & doesn't spin. So he ventures through other realities controlled by The Executive & the astronaut's new team in order to get home.” (thanks Tonks!)

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John Crichton gets pulled into a wormhole and meets ""Einstein"".

“There's a scary slip 'n slide that likes to Kidnap people. Everyone gets put in a blender and John needs a bigger gun. ” (thanks GoingMetal799!)

“This episode has been replaced with a public safety announcement on the danger of wormholes and travelling back in your own time line, presented by Einstein from his hide away in the North Pole” (thanks Marky See!)

“Welcome to iceberg limbo-land,

Pale Kiwi Einstein'll give you a hand,

Alternate reality,

What is Katratzi?

Focus your mind and your world will expand.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

“Dorothy Gale meets bald Einstein on an iceberg and they discuss metaphysics because destination is the key and there's no place like home!” (thanks danny!)“Time... Time... Time... Let's play mix-up with the crew, can you determine who is who? Parallel timelines what could go wrong, be careful or you've stayed too long. ” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!)

“The multiverse debates the contents of someone's leather trousers while the contents of corsets are little different than usual. Time flies but it also wounds all heals, who's to say for sure? Einstein A Go-Go! ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)

First aired on Friday, 23 August 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse"

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When the crew visit the paranoid, politically unstable planet of Khurtanan, an opportunistic doctor poisons and blackmails them. Things get even more complicated when the planet's resistance gets involved.

“The crew arrived at the planet of the sexists. The slug gets a doctorate by interrogating a doctor and beware of what they call ""space madness"".” (thanks GoingMetal799!)

“Doc Snot's shellfish force the crew into playing a deadly game of follow the leader on a planet where women are second class citizens D'argo re-enacts THAT scene from when Harry met Sally and John shows us what he has under his skirt.” (thanks Marky See !)

“Transmissible Celestial Dementia,

'Doc Snot' has the only preventure,

Girl Power grows,

Bite off his nose,

Sharing clams caused this whole misadventure. ” (thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)“Jirl power, food poisoning, and who knew that I Yensch was such a mensch! No matter who you are in this episode, you're likely to clam up if anyone asks you about what happened here. Let's just say that there's a reason granny's not allowed in the kitchen anymore...” (thanks Danny!)

“Moya stops at a plant to obtain tech to delve into tormented space, and the crew decide to take in some local cuisine. The crew might've preferred Noranti's concoction over the new bonds created between them by the clams. In attempts to heal the crew, the men cross into unfamiliar territory and discover their inner girl power. ” (thanks Melissa!)

“A luncheon proves unforgettable, zergenbobs are neglected, and we finally see what someone's been hiding up their skirt. ” (thanks Mark Nixon!)

First aired on Friday, 16 August 2002, written by Emily Skopov, and directed by Ian Watson"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/410

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-4-09-five-things-that-never-happened-to-scorpys-neural-clone-by-astrogirl2

On a planet of divided clans, Aeryn brings them to the brink of war when she opens fire on a crowd of innocents. But there's more to this massacre than meets the eye...

“This whole thing could have been avoided if somebody packed some bug spray.” (thanks Nazzy!)

“Whilst securing supplies on planet dreadlocks, the crew listen to a buzzing in their ear which upsets the locals and nearly start a civil war. We all experience dejaveu and Farther Jack helps the crew prove their innocence. If only they had packed some insect repellant!” (thanks Marky See!)

First aired on Friday, 9 August 2002, written by Mark Saraceni, and directed by Geoff Bennett

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/409

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-4-08-until-friday-by-kernilcrash-2002

John Crichton and Noranti return to Moya to find the crew in the hands of bounty hunters. Crichton must team up with Scorpius to fight them off before the Scarrans arrive.

“The crew are captured by Gort and his Pumpkin head pals who are keen to cash in on the Peacekeeper bounty.

John McClaine and 1812 go Die Hard with Hans Gruber to save the day in honey I shrunk the kids, just be careful where you step!” (thanks Marky See!)“""Hey Honey, they've shrunk the crew.""

Clatu Verada Nictu,

Stuck in a can,

Fight like Antman,

Pumpkin spy squashed by my shoe.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)“Bounty hunters and tiny prisoners take the stage to captivate the audience in this episode. John is forced to take the enemy down Die Hard style to rescue the crew, while Scorpy attempts to prove he is on team Crichton. ” (thanks Melissa!)

First aired on Friday, 2 August 2002, written by Christopher Wheeler, and directed by Rowan Woods"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/408

Thanks to the Terra Firma Scapers forum for recommending it!

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-4-07-pawp-talk-by-aeryncrichton-2002

How weird can things get when trapped in a game based on John Crichton's exploits? Very...

• “Video games? Hell yeah. But when the reality in virtual reality gets too realistic problems occur, can they find the green door? And we find out that lifts have a strong desire to go sideways.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “Trapped in a VR game, not everything is as it appears. King Arthur and Patsy must seek help from some mostly familiar faces to kiss the princess and escape, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Down is up, up is down, follow the path to Fairie Town!” (thanks Marky See!)

You can find the Shadows At The Door Podcast, by friend-of-the-show Mark Nixon, David Ault and a rotating cast of stellar voice talent, at: https://shadowsatthedoor.com or find it wherever you get your podcasts.

First aired on Friday, 26 July 2002, written by Ben Browder, and directed by Tony Tilse

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/407

Thanks to the Terra Firma Scapers forum for recommending it!

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-4-06-she-haunts-my-soul-by-blueaeryn-2004

Moya's encounter with a deadly space plant threatens to engulf her, while more secrets about Aeryn's pregnancy surface.

“What happened to the stars?! "

"See plant, shoot plant"" is D'Argo's favorite motto. It turns out that no-one can keep a secret. And onions everywhere! The old lady sure knows how to make a good salad.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)

“After straying too close to a worm hole the crew are in the weeds. No matter how much D'Argo enjoys shooting things it may not be the answer to their problems, luckily the houseplants are as fond of grasshopper as everyone else is. Time to break out My First Chemistry set, what could go wrong!” (thanks Marky See!)

Some weird space plant, Moya's in pain,

The witch's brew is down the drain.

Ski goggles on,

Please don't tell John,

We all screwed up, let's try again.” (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

First aired on Friday, 19 July 2002, written by Sophie C. Hopkins, and directed by Ian Watson

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/406

Thanks to Terra Firma for recommending it!

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-betrayal-by-michael1812-2006

The passengers of Lo'La finally reunite with Moya and Aeryn Sun aboard. Aeryn, however, is not alone...

“Our favourite science jock is upset when his best girl turns up wearing someone else's letterman jacket, but don't worry it's for medical reasons!

The crew promise not to hurt the Quack providing the treatment, but even Harvey doesn't trust him!

It quickly becomes clear only Captain Ratface on the S.S. Space Jellyfish has the cure and he has a not so simple proposition for the crew.

Green shirt finally gets rid of Jiminey Cricket and makes a deal with the devil to save their leather clad backsides.” (thanks Marky See!)

“We're reunited with old friends,

New flatmate starts a fashion trend,

The antidote,

A decoy boat,

An oath of silence 'til the end.” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant!)

“Someone else rocks the Scorpy make up after getting a cold dancing bare foot in the rain. ” (thanks Lucy!)

First aired on Friday, 12 July 2002, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Geoff Bennett

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/405

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-going-home-by-shipsister-2002

The crew is on the way to rendezvous with Moya. After ingesting a concoction of Noranti's they stop for a break on a planet. Rygel is captured and entombed in amber by raiders.

“Top form humor, just… don’t eat soup for dinner before watching. ” (thanks The Derp!)

“Granny's cooking doesn't agree with the crew causing an unplanned evacuation. Whilst dropping the kids off at the pool, our favourite kleptomanic disturbs a robbery in process, but these are not the freedom fighters Granny is looking for! Lo'la isn't the only one enjoying D'argo's DNA and Lou Costello takes a really hot bath - Can I get a Hell Yeah!” (thanks Marky See!)

“Little Bubba got caught in a trap,

Grandma picked a bad time for a nap,

Lava baked plans,

Puke covered hands,

""No more of that 'cleansing restorative' crap!""” (thanks Ric From The Delta Quadrant!)

“Noranti tries to become a main character and creates more problems than she is worth. Chiana and Sikozu bond over bodily fluids. Rygel issues boil to a melting point, while the others attempt to save the day. Finally, Noranti redeems herself by performing. ” (thanks Melissa!)

“Welcome to the fiery lava Resort planet. Now before you take a lovely relaxing dip in the scolding lava pool, you might want to put on the energy protective armor, just remember to shoot yourself every five minutes. Or there is the nice amber chrysalis casing. You will just bob about in the lava pool. The resort is not responsible for any burn, cooking, or scolding. Have fun!” (thanks Blackrain!)

First aired on Friday, 28 June 2002, written by Michael Miller, and directed by Michael Pattinson"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/404

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-take-the-journey-by-faranya-2000

The crew discovers how far Scorpius has fallen in the Peacekeeper ranks. They must find and activate all the probes to stop the magnetic storm on Arnesk, but someone doesn't want them stopped.

“The crew hatch a plan to escape before the magnetic field bleaches the skin from their bones but they end up finding something they weren't looking for. We ask the question how many lives a grasshopper has and the commandant forgets her safe word. ” (thanks Marky See!)

“In tonight episode we find out the question that everyone has been dieing to find out. Does those hot paints make John Crichton ass look big? Well do they? Turn in and find out. ” (thanks Blackrain!)

First aired on Friday, 21 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/403

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-in-sixteen-arns-by-dreamshaper

More of the crew are reunited, and while they discover the secrets of an ancient civilization, a serious threat looms...

“Whilst waiting for dad to pick them up, the crew hang out in a dig site haunted by priests with a catchy theme song. The creature of the black lagoon is up to no good, a new captain brings an enemy to heel (literally) and we are introduced to a new Peacekeeper interrogation method” (thanks Marky See!)

“In which the BDSM subtext becomes text.” (thanks Nazzy!)

First aired on Friday, 14 June 2002, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/402

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-company-of-women-by-reudaly-2001

Crichton's lonely but peaceful life aboard a dying Leviathan is violently interrupted by the arrival of a young woman and a group of ruthless scavengers after her.

• “A new DRD function is revealed; they can sing. A gravity defying know-it-all introduces herself as a lethiathan 'expert' and we discover how long it takes to fall down and reach the bottom of the pilot's den.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “His name is John Crichton and his friends just got sucked down a wormhole, now he's stuck on living ship full of strange Yoda impersonating space vikings! Along with help of sputnik and the 1812 overture, John must save his home!” (thanks Marky See!)

“Interrupted by a toubray thief,

Friends reunited; what a relief!

A dying boat,A human goat,

"Grade A prime American beef."(thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)

• “Crichton goes full castaway and meets an odd looking cabbage patch kid who can walk on ceilings. He is forced to face off with weird Klingon knockoffs all while trying to plots a way back to his normal life. ” (thanks Melissa!)
• “A pilot nods off to her favorite Soaps. An Astronut programs a friend to play the tchaikovsky 1812 overture while doodling. A new know it all gets in on the chaos. Can she answer the Five W's? Can she learn the ABC's. Let's the give the dogs a hand, don't worry it can be reattached. Look I can do the Exorcist's backwards crawl up the wall. Our favorite diminutive ruler has no qualms sicking the dogs on an astronut. Our favorite snurcher's vision has improved but doing it too often makes her blind. Could the Sun have a baby or is it all in the astronut's head?” (thanks Brian Ivanhoe!)
• “Stranded astronaut with a better beard this time. Sputnik, Klingons and bad doggo o my, An overture is finally played and the abcs are sung, the greatest droid since R2D2 appears. Junk more junk and no muerta pilot, Leviathan sushi anyone? Sputnik finds out the hard way life experience beats book learning. Veins are too big to shift center of gravity so our favorite human plays goat from Jurassic parkSparky gets updated skin and Pip can slow time now I guess. On a side note: This is my favorite wacky/crazy john episode” (thanks DB!)
• Sputnik crashes into John's leviathan, and old friends return as John must deal with pirates. Meanwhile, Harvey wears his cool button-down from season two as Crichton tries to figure out who's the daddy.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)
• “Pardon me. Hello. Yes, yes I’m talking to you. Now I know your new here on this old leviathan, I’ve been here a while now, and if you want to be good neighbors please stop shooting at me! Oh what’s that? That’s a no on shooting. Ok. Well can you at let’s keep your hound out of my toubray garden, I just planted them and he…what…sorry…she keeps digging them up. If you can do that we might get along nicely. If not...let’s not say how bad it will get for you here.” (thanks Blackrain!)
• “The return of the beard! Someone gets their own brewery before showing off his Klingon slang to a new redhead.” (thanks Lucy !)

First aired on Friday, 7 June 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse

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Crichton's lonely but peaceful life aboard a dying Leviathan is violently interrupted by the arrival of a young woman and a group of ruthless scavengers after her.

• “A new DRD function is revealed; they can sing. A gravity defying know-it-all introduces herself as a lethiathan 'expert' and we discover how long it takes to fall down and reach the bottom of the pilot's den.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “His name is John Crichton and his friends just got sucked down a wormhole, now he's stuck on living ship full of strange Yoda impersonating space vikings! Along with help of sputnik and the 1812 overture, John must save his home!” (thanks Marky See!)

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/401

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-never-say-goodbye-by-sorlk-lewis-2001

The stars of a 1970s sci-fi show - now scraping a living through re-runs and sci-fi conventions - are beamed aboard an alien spacecraft. Believing the cast's heroic on-screen dramas are historical documents of real-life adventures, the band of aliens turn to the ailing celebrities for help in their quest to overcome the oppressive regime in their solar system.

First aired in 1999, written by David Howard, Robert Gordon, and directed by Dean Parisot

See Alan Rickman in slow motion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eob7V_WtAVg

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/galaxy-quest

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-the-uglier-truth-by-uktechgirl-2000

Thanks to The Derp Prime, Lucy, Alex G, nazzy, Sara from the Muppets, Sex, and Trauma Podcast, Leigh, Rooth, Betazed Lady, Laura, Natacha and Jess.

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/s03

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-candy-store-by-got-leviathan-2006

The crew attempt to pay their respects, while Crichton has visions of what could be, which lead him to a pivotal choice...

• “Someone gets distracted by their fantasies. An old woman appears aboard the ship and everyone questions who she is. She sneezes magical fairy dust and is seemingly great at cooking. In the meantime there is a game of bumper ships occurring.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “The crew make plans to go their separate ways, but before they can they must attend a funeral where an unwanted guest is making a scene, meanwhile John's imagination runs wild...hey is the old woman with you?” (thanks Marky See!)
• “A wedding and a funeral, but which one is real? Crichton struggles to reconcile two dreams, and a mysterious old woman offers better living through chemistry. ” (thanks Nazzy!)
• “Well ep 3:01 was called Season of Death and you can count on one hand how many main characters didn't die or start off dead this season. Wedding bells are ringing...or are they? Who is that old woman? And another perfect suggestion from Claudia Black when things get left to fate.” (thanks Lucy !)
• “A wedding, a funeral, a coin flip, a farewell, a wormhole - and who the frell is the old woman?” (thanks the Mezzanine!)
• “Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Come to the Leviathan burial grounds! Two Leviathan enter, only one will leave. It’s the Grudge Match of the quadrant. Will the mystery masked Leviathan reign supreme or will Mama Moya bring the hurt to him for dising her son Talyn. Only one way to find out, this Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! ” (thanks Blackrain (Bryan Love)!)
• “Who's that woman with the dream powder? Lies are nice, but the truth is louder, A burial place, The Sacred Space, "Listen Wrinkles, stick to the chowder!"" (thanks Ric From the Delta Quadrant!)

First aired on Thursday, 31 January 2002, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/322

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-die-trying-by-astrogirl-2006

Scorpius, growing more desperate by the minute, hopes to force John's hand by threatening Earth. Unable to lead the Peacekeeper scientists' research astray, John rallies the crew to help him destroy the Carrier itself -- and discovers that Crais' allegiances are not at all what he expected.

• “Time is running out for Grasshopper causing him to make a deadly promise. The crew hatch a plan so bad, it can only be theirs and a farm boy's betrayal leads to an act of true heroism and a new indoor water feature. Does the captain always go down with his ship?” (thanks Marky See!)
• “Sometimes a banana in the tailpipe just isn't enough. Flying wormholes ain't like dusting crops, it takes a little finesse, but it is a real Kodak moment. And someone is standing in anothers heart about to squeeze and yep it broke my 15yr old heart too 😭” (thanks A heartbroken Lucy !)

The song featured in this episode is ""Crais-y"" by Kielen King: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GH-4K851bjM&list=RDAMVMGH-4K851bjM

You can buy the whole album on Bandcamp: https://music.kielenking.com/album/touchin-wormholes

Or stream it on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0zvJw9Xgwnh42yrKUaTKvZ

First aired on Monday, 28 January 2002, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Rowan Woods

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/321

Thanks to Mysterytour for recommending it!

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/3-20a-reading-five-things-that-never-happened-to-xhalax-sun-by-pellucid-2014

The crew of Moya takes on a dangerous mission aboard Scorpius' command carrier where hostility and peril are at every turn and a threat greater than Scorpius himself may await.

“The crew enter Scorpius' command carrier to enact John's wormhole plan, but things quickly go to dren thanks to an unexpected arrival. Prepare for betrayal, mutiny and jetpacks!?” (thanks Marky See!)“The red carpet gets roled out for the crew, but the food could be better and someone doesn't want to eat at the kiddy table. They didn't go there to fight but the fights keep finding them.” (thanks Lucy!)

First aired on Thursday, 24 January 2002, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Ian Watson"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/320

Thanks to Mysterytour for recommending it!

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A meeting with Scorpius takes a sour turn while Talyn crosses a line from which he cannot come back.

• “D'Argo and Rygel meet Scorpious and Bracca with a deal that would be mutually beneficial. Only problem is, they picked the worst diner in the Uncharted Territories to have said meeting. Will they come to an understanding? Will Rygel get food poisoning? It all just begs one question: ""Why so difficult?""” (thanks Billy Roberts!)
• “Someone gets trigger happy. Insurance fraud is committed. And a terrible robbery/hostage situation is preformed by two blue monkeys. And ""WHY SO DIFFICULT?""” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “A small business owner's get rich quick scheme is foiled when old enemies with fancy jewelry use his restaurant for top secret talks. Meanwhile on Moya, visons of sorrow come true due to an itchy trigger finger... Why so difficult!?” (thanks Marky See!)
• “An Elmore Leonard story interrupts our crew's attempts to negotiate for their safety. Meanwhile, it's time for serious discussions about long-term Leviathan care.” (thanks Nazzy!)
• “Friendship bracelets Farscape style! Why so difficult! With some guest characters that look suspiciously like some of the creative team. ” (thanks Lucy !)
• “Monkey business ensues when Pumpkin and Honeybunny interrupt negotiations at the restaurant, one of our heroes learns to empathize at an extraordinary level, and another is convinced to get a lobotomy” (thanks Adam T!)

“Two blue, angry, Rorf-ish hounds, /

In our diner, burn it down,

It's 'The Ties That Bind',

Are these the good kind?

• Keep hitting your head on the ground.” (thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)
• “Ok honey's what would you like to order? Let's start with the little man in the booster chair, what would you like to eat? Oh don't get uppity with me or your not going to get anything I don't care how many people you've ruled over, I'm the emporis of this Diner. Ok next, you big strapping tentaceles hunk, I bet you like a good meaty meal. Now you dark and leather something cool to drink? A wormhole shack, best on this side of the sector. I'll be right back with everyone meals. Oh yes you....I'll bring you what ever. Be right back with your drinks.” (thanks Blackrain !)

First aired on Monday, 21 January 2002, written by Matt Ford, and directed by Peter Andrikidis

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/319

Thanks to Mysterytour7 for recommending it!

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-talyn-in-love-by-unohoo

A commercial transport ship and its crew are marooned on a planet full of bloodthirsty creatures that only come out to feast at night. But then, they learn that a month-long eclipse is about to occur.

Starring some himbo called Vin Diesel and more importantly Claudia Black as Sharon ""Shazza"" Montgomery, a free settler who is travelling across the universe looking for a new home!

Starring:

Vin Diesel ... Richard B. Riddick

Radha Mitchell ... Carolyn Fry

Cole Hauser ... William J. Johns

Keith David ... Abu 'Imam' al-Walid

Lewis Fitz-Gerald ... Paris P. Ogilvie

Claudia Black Claudia Black ... Sharon 'Shazza' Montgomery

Rhiana Griffith ... Jack

John Moore ... John 'Zeke' Ezekiel

Simon Burke ... Greg Owens

Les Chantery ... Suleiman

Sam Sari ... Hassan

Firass Dirani ... Ali

First aired in 2000 , written by David Twohy, Ken & Jim Wheat, and directed by David Twohy

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/pitchblack

Thanks to Mattatr0n for donating it!

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/3-18b-double-trouble-by-lily-tailor-2001

A group of escaped prisoners come aboard Moya followed shortly by Aeryn, Crais and Rygel who have finally returned from Talyn.

• “Someone makes a very close friend, what does this episode have to offer? Puppet sex, kidnapping, murder and a stupidly dangerous plan that takes them into the lion's den.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “It's reunion time, and our crew(s) are making some new friends, but of course things don't go smoothly. Pick a shirt that suits you and growl like a Luxan as we uncover a traitor!” (thanks Nazzy!)
• “Not the reunion anyone expected, but at least someone gets lucky during a game of 'who done it' well until they get dumped ...then kidnapped.” (thanks Lucy!)
• “The crew plays a high-stakes game of Werewolf when parallel versions of themselves arrive unexpectantly. There's azure androgeny, froggy fragrance, and slapstick surgery. Old habits Die Hard and someone manages to Roshambo themself. Thrillingly, The Thing makes an appearance to invite us all to a Naked Lunch. ” (thanks Jon Bunger!)
• “The crew has guests, but it's not long before someone starts killing them off in a real life interstellar game of cluedo, maybe a game of operation might help diffuse diffuse situation? Someone calls the fuzz and not everyone has the ""pleasure"" they were expecting to when a mother and son are reunited (thanks Marky See!)

First aired on Friday, 24 August 2001, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Tony Tilse"

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/318

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https://sofarscape.com/episode/reading-you-who-birthed-this-family-by-christopher-nihil-2001

Aeryn goes on a voyage of emotional discovery following John's death...

• “Here on the Emo planet, characters return, or do they? Characters who weren't characters before return, or do they? In this pseudo clipshow, an intervention goes bad, assassinations are hard, and Aeryn is bidden to ""start the reactor"".” (thanks MatthewB!)
• “Mom, Dad, this is my boyfriend Crichton. Yes he's dead. Ok he's my dead ghost boyfriend. You hate him. You've hated everyone I've dated. That's it I'm running away. ” (thanks Blackrain !)
• “An acting masterclass from Claudia Black gives us ghostly flashbacks and echos of previous seasons with a reenactment of a choice for added angst” (thanks Lucy !)
• “A manic Banic and a surprisingly reasonable slug attempt to get a mourning friend back aboard the ship but chaos ensues as a few unexpected visitors arrive with another slug in a backpack.” (thanks GoingMetal799!)
• “If you're feeling the pain of losing a loved one, there's nothing quite like family - they're basically the worst. (This is Farscape, we can't have nice things.)” (thanks Horseburd!)

First aired on Friday, 17 August 2001, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods

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With Crichton in a coma, we take a look inside his Looney Toon mind...

“Lion King - Be Prepared.mpg” (thanks Bostitch!)“Things are literally starting to go Looney Toons for the gang on Moya. Nuff said.” (thanks Kevin Veighey!)

“Farscape meets Loony Tunes when D'Argo puts Crichton into a coma over a disagreement. Much slapstick comedy to come as Crichton dreams about how to handle D'argo.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)

“In this episode of Frooney Tunes, a ship threatens everyone, a character takes a long nap, and it turns out Tentaclēs has 9 lives. Is revenge a dish best served with slapstick?” (thanks MatthewB!)

“"Eh...What's up, D'argo?"

""Shhhh...be vewwy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting ooman, cause you know what's better than wabbit? Ooman! I tawt I taw a ooman, I did, I did, I did! Kill the ooman! Kill the ooman! I did, I did, I did!""

""Well, I guess that's all, folks!""” (thanks Vicster!)

“Who framed Roger Rabbit meets Baywatch when a natural born loser starts fantasising ” (thanks Lucy !)

“Self-destructs, spinning blades, and six-teen tonne weights. It's human season in this rabbit brained caper with the Acme Corporation getting a new client, elaborate painted wormholes, and Tentacleese getting run over by USS Enterprise (NCC-1701, no bloody A, B, C, D, or E). ” (thanks Tonks Moriarty!)

“Meep! Meep! Buckets, bear traps, and banana peels can't keep Wile E Ka D'Argo away from our Roadrunner. A Gene Rodenberryan surprise guest star is the least bizarre occurrence on this looney adventure of betrayal and forgiveness. ” (thanks Adam T!)

First aired on Friday, 10 August 2001, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse

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John is left to try to destroy the Scarran dreadnought, but after some back-stabbing, more tragedy occurs...

“Don't worry about me. I've never felt better.” (thanks Jenna!)

“… OH… oh no…” (thanks The Derp Prime!)

“Chernobyl. ” (thanks MatthewB!)

“Furlow asks the truly important questions in life in the series' most Mad Max episode yet. John does the impossible feat of rendering Stark speechless, but at what cost... You didn't think they named the season just on the basis of the first few episodes, did you?” (thanks Horseburd!)

First aired on Friday, 3 August 2001, written by Carleton Eastlake, and directed by Ian Watson

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• “My World” by Thea, first published in 2003 at https://www.shriftweb.org/leviathan/archive/4/myworld.html
• “Fun, Sun, Gun” by Feldman, first published in 2011 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/192781?view_adult=true
• “Union” by Astrogirl2, first published in 2004 at https://astrogirl2.livejournal.com/73246.html
• “Banik Drabbles” by Kernezelda, first published in 2004 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/35391997/chapters/88216885

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An unknown race has developed wormhole technology using John's data, and the Ancient isn't happy...

“An old friend with dire warnings.

An old acquaintance with catastrophic tech.

An old evil with a dangerous alliance.

An old internal struggle with lethal stakes.

There's nothing new under Dam-Ba-Da's sun.” (thanks Jenna!)

“Grand Adventure tales leading too…” (thanks The Derp Prime!)

“Black shirt John meets back up with Jack, and is told that there is someone using a copy of Farscape One to try and traverse wormholes. So Talyn and crew heads to Furlow's. While there, they must decide how to deal with those trying to steal the technology from Furlow.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)

“Daedalus Demands has everything: epic action (both of the pewpew and va-va-voom variety), a Godlike alien, a familiar mechanic, a pint sized gunner, bountiful brand new bonafide baddies, and an amusement park! What goes around comes around in this Spicey romp through the desert! Oh the places Crichton's lips will go!” (thanks MatthewB!)

“Welcome to Furlow's repair and module shop where we can fix anything for a price, except for food cubes. If you have something that needs a fixing we can do it or better yet come on in to trade it in for something better. Hot off the shop room racks a new module with a super experimental Wormhole Drive. This baby is so hot both the Scarrans and Peacekeepers want it. Come get it before it gets shoot up, blown up, or better yet sold! Come on down and with each module, I only got the one, I'll throw in a pair of sun goggles.” (thanks Blackrain !)

“Mind reading aliens return as does someone with lots of mottos who's excited for the return of her favourite flyboy and the half blind lead the blind.” (thanks Lucy !)

“Wormholes, Harvey and Johnny boy - it's the return of the greatest love triangle, who will wine and dine, and win this rollercoaster of a ride? Or will they just run home crying to Daddy?” (thanks Vicster!)

“Nothing like working on the car with your dad under the hot summer sun! Capitalism threatens to kill everybody, three people have to make do with one working eye, and Rygel makes a bid for "scariest person (by weight) on Talyn."” (thanks Horseburd!)

First aired on Friday, 27 July 2001, written by Carleton Eastlake, and directed by Peter Andrikidis

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DeCandido has written over 200 novels, for properties such as Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Andromeda, Leverage, Spider-Man, X-Men, Sleepy Hollow, Stargate SG-1 — and of course our beloved Farscape.

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Farscape goes Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Pulse Pistols in a colourful tale of a drunken caper gone pear-shaped.

“Window shopping in fishnet stockings” (thanks EJ!)

They're sucking juices out of 'Red', If we don't stop them, she'll be dead, What happened last night?, Are the girls alright?, I don't believe a word you've said!” (thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)

“lt's Fear and Loathing in Las Lomo! An expectation of relaxation quickly faces disintegration when intoxication, profligation, and illicit medication cause distraction and disorientation, allowing abduction, and subjugation. Without much preparation (and in spite of inebriation), our heroes undertake an investigation to discover their shipmates' location and, hopefully, secure their emancipation. Despite Pilot's disinclination, John attempts an explanation regarding their unscheduled reunification, but his disjointed recitation draws a hostile accusation of intentional obfuscation barring recohabitation.” (thanks Jenna!)“

Isn’t it find how tales after the bender get blown out of Proportion?!” (thanks The Derp Prime!)

“While exiled from Moya, John and D'Argo party hard, and wake up in a storefront. Jool and Chiana are used to create a sex drug, and the guys must save them by pretending to be rich bidders. And D'Argo meets Harvey.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)

“The crew gets more than they bargained for when they get kicked off the ship onto a planet designed for pleasure. Featuring Tim Curry level thigh-highs, an alien voyeur, extract of ecstasy, and a fitting end to a loathable villain.” (thanks Redshirtwookiee!)

“Welcome to space Vegas, but in this case what Moyas crew does on a beach-vacation-planet does not necessarily stay on a beach-vacation-planet. Watch in delight as an erotic Farscape fanfiction gets turned into a full canonical episode. Who will pass the taste test?” (thanks MatthewB!)

“The gang cuts loose while on mandatory shore leave in space Vegas and have a morning we can all relate to. The only hangover cure? Flash backs, Dutch angles, and trying Pilot's patience. Look out for Praying Mantis voyeurs, dance offs, somehow familiar pick pockets, makeovers, and big comfy chairs. And yes, he looks as good in fish nets as you imagined.” (thanks JoolCase!)

First aired on Friday, 20 July 2001, written by Lily Taylor, and directed by Tony Tilse

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Talyn's passengers find their baser urges irresistible during a struggle to save the ship from a star's mesmeric pull.

“Things get spicy when the crew goes crackers teaching Talyn about the danger of too much sun exposure, but at least Aeryn gets plenty vitamin "D." ” (thanks Jenna!)

“With the ghosts of hell and heaven, Icarus's attempts are less than seven, A Banik becomes Queen, So much sexy steam, And horniness dialed up to eleven.” (thanks Ric from the Delta Quadrant!)

“Shakespearean tragedy as our crew experiences some vices, wrath, lust, gluttony and pride. But only the half blind will lead, as a moth to a flame, from the pilot's den. ” (thanks Dreamscaper!)

“A siren calls for Talyn from inside a burning star. Meanwhile, Stark becomes Talyn's pilot, and the crew must face off against a lava man.” (thanks Billy Roberts!)

“Like odysseus crossing the sea, the crew has to rush to keep the ship from being drawn into a star. Featuring a spacial siren song, sensual stimulants, superfluous sections of the ship, and a smorgasbord of salty snacks.” (thanks Redshirtwookiee!)

“A Sun sings a song, while another Sun is into oral healing. Earth man is standing at attention! Lava's a many splendored thing, they say! ” (thanks MatthewB!)

“A God-like alien causes some unwanted mist to be released which makes the crew go a little crackers. The mist is not your friend, bad mist, naughty mist!” (thanks Lucy !)

First aired on Saturday, 14 July 2001, written by Matt Ford, and directed by Ian Barry

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The quest for wormhole technology leads Scorpius to reveal his horrific past to Crichton.

“If you can't get real Crichton, homemade is fine. Find out how many ways you can make a human smoothie on this episode of Muppet Babies!” (thanks Horseburd!)

“(Sung like the Beverly Hillbillies theme)Come and listen to my story about our favourite domme villain. Can he convince our leading human to side with him? A Sebacean and a Scarran quite an interesting mix. Our villain figuring out wormhole tech was in quite a fix. Will revenge be a dish served cold by the end of the day, or will our villain be frustrated in dismay. Coolant rods that is, hybrid mix.” (thanks Brian I!)

“To trust Scorpius or Not. THAT is the question. (Yes, trust him. He is absolutely correct about things. WINK)” (thanks The Derp Prime!)

“A neural chip gets a history lesson and finds out why someone made a "sweet move" to join the army and get their pet project paid for! Dreams of deep space exploration could be made a reality by a strange visitor, but they could also melt away before they're realised. ” (thanks Lucy!)

“An orphan shares the harrowing details of his tortured childhood at the hands of his wicked stepmother. But his audience remains unsympathetic to his plight, which really burns up his second-in-command. It's a hard knock life!” (thanks Jenna!)

“Get ready for a villain to not be as bad as you think he is. We learn of Scorpious' backstory of how he became the Peacekeeper he is. Will John give in and help? We shall see. ” (thanks Billy Roberts!)

First aired on Friday, 13 July 2001, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Ian Watson"

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Moya's crew, already testy after their separation from Talyn and ten days of chasing the ghost of a wormhole for John, find themselves further shaken (literally) by an encounter with energy parasites. Fortunately, that doesn't keep the DRDs from scooting to Moya's defense. Meanwhile, Scorpius is experiencing a few wormhole nightmares of his own.

First aired on Friday, 29 June 2001, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Catherine Millar

“A Set of Common Tools” by KodiakkeMax, first published at https://bifictionalbedlam.net/guests/commontools.html

“Meek” by Northlight (anenko), first published in 2002 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/75170

Thanks to JJ (from Terrafirmascapers) and Mysterytour7 for recommending them!

Feelings run high when Talyn is trapped deep in a moon-sized alien's gullet.

While Rygel and Stark are away on a recon mission, Talyn is swallowed by a live budong. Trapped in its gullet, the remaining crew's ability to work as a team is tested by jealousy from an unlikely source. But even more unlikely is the plan to get them back out of the creature -- which may not be surprising, since it was suggested by Stark...

First aired on Friday, 22 June 2001, written by Ben Browder, and directed by Tony Tilse

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The crew finds that their reputation isn't helping, as they negotiate for medical supplies amidst local political intrigue. But John's dual identity (difficult as it may be for him to endure) proves useful, as they race to to heal Talyn and Crais before a face out of Aeryn's past can catch up to them.

First aired on Friday, 15 June 2001, written by Clayvon C. Harris, and directed by Ian Barry

DeCandido has written over 200 novels, for properties such as Star Trek, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Andromeda, Leverage, Spider-Man, X-Men, Sleepy Hollow, Stargate SG-1 — and of course our beloved Farscape.

On the planet of Krull, an evil creature called the Beast decimates the world's army and kidnaps the lovely Princess Lyssa (Lysette Anthony), who is destined to become queen. Her brave beau, Prince Colwyn (Ken Marshall), leads a motley band of warriors, including Ergo (David Battley) and Kegan (Liam Neeson), to rescue his beloved. However, before he can face the Beast, Colwyn must locate a mystical weapon known as the Glaive, which he can use to slay the hideous villain.

First aired on 29 July 1983, written by Stanford Sherman, and directed by Peter Yates

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After Jool damages the transport pod, she, John, D'Argo and Chiana are forced to land on a damaged Leviathan. As they scrounge the ailing ship for parts, they discover it's not so abandoned as it initially appeared. Meanwhile, an unexpected starburst by Moya brings Aeryn and the remaining crew to a horribly wounded Talyn and Crais.

First aired on Friday, 20 April 2001, written by Matt Ford, and directed by Ian Watson"

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Stark has a bad reaction to a tear in time, turning a simple tourist stop into an up-close-and-personal encounter with a planet's bloody past. In an Uncharted Territories version of the Alamo, the crew discovers that legendary history is a very tenuous thing, less mythic than it appears -- and that Peacekeepers weren't always so corrupt.

First aired on Friday, 13 April 2001, written by Steve Worland, and directed by Peter Andrikidis

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When the crew discovers just how badly John's trust in the aliens was misplaced, they resume the fight to save their Leviathan; now it will take all of them, even Jool and her lungpower, to pull the fat out of the fire. As their efforts reach the final critical moments, Zhaan meets a difficult challenge with grace, but her choice takes a terrible toll on John's faith in himself.

First aired on Friday, 6 April 2001, written by David Kemper, and directed by Tony Tilse

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The crew interrupts someone's nap, gets into fender-bender, and putting the "worm" in "wormhole..."

Armed with maps Stark found on the commerce station, Moya heads for a planet that might heal Zhaan. But her journey is interrupted by a collision with another ship, which suddenly exits a wormhole and rematerializes partially inside the Leviathan.

As the two crews struggle to free their vessels from one another, Rygel accidentally revives the last Inter(i)on from cryostasis, and a mysterious space serpent keeps everyone's nerves on edge. But the separation of the two ships may result in Moya and Pilot's deaths.

First aired on Friday, 30 March 2001, written by David Kemper, and directed by Tony Tilse'

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Thanks to Kathy for recommending it!

During a trading stop at a commerce station, the crew discovers that they're getting a reputation in the Uncharted Territories. Before they can enjoy it, however, the station takes a hit from a strange storm, leaving everyone up to their eyeballs in rescue efforts, while hunting a religious zealot. Jothee and Chiana's betrayal is exposed, driving D'Argo to the breaking point.

First aired on Friday, 23 March 2001, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Andrew Prowse

Thanks to Kathy for recommending it!

Unable to face a future without Aeryn, having lost his ability to speak, and still a target of both Scorpius and the neural clone, John is a helpless bystander as his crewmates search for some means of healing his body and soul. Meanwhile, Grunchlk's shady dealings come back to haunt him, and Zhaan undertakes a dangerous effort on Aeryn's behalf.

Opening theme: “1812 DRD Variations” by Leigh Collier

First aired on Friday, 16 March 2001, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Ian Watson

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Thanks to Richard (@damnedscientist) for recommending it!

Also, we're taking questions this time! Our listeners have called and written in with some fantastic questions about Kay's experience as a first-timer, Khaki's rediscovery of the series through a more critical eye, and some delightful what-ifs that really spark the imagination!

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In the thrilling Season 2 finale: an extreme case of split personality leads to a tragedy: welcome to our word, baby.

First aired on Tuesday, 19 December 2000, written by David Kemper, and directed by Rowan Woods

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Ocean's 13 was okay. This time the crew heists the same place a THIRD time to rescue a distraught shipmate. An old...enemy? arrives on the scene to help. The crew discovers the eventual end of the best laid plans of mice and men. Featuring a roller coaster ride of emotions including an interrogation sex-swing and a startlingly depressing request by one of Moya's crew.”(thanks Wookiee!)

First aired on Monday, 18 December 2000, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Tony Tilse

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The crew's got the blues, so it's time to put the band back together — or rather an unstoppable supergroup, playing all the hits of seasons past. But will it turn out like Ocean's 12 or the Dirty Dozen?

First aired on Monday, 11 December 2000, written by Naren Shankar, and directed by Catherine Millar

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Ocean's 11 has got nothing on this. A foolhardy plan to rob a bank goes awry when a recurring enemy throws a monkey wrench into the crew's plans. Featuring Black Latex BDSM Blue Girl(s), A chip-tacular twist, and the bad kind of bed-bugs. (Thanks Wookiee!)

First aired on Monday, 4 December 2000, written by Grant McAloon, and directed by Andrew Prowse

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We're joined by a special guest: Greg, a cosplayer and podcaster who hosts the Star Wars Rebels podcast Rebel Heir together with Khaki. Like Kay, he's a fan of Titan A.E. and we had an absolute blast picking apart this fantastical film together!

"Earth is a memory of the past; it's the 31st Century and humanity is on the brink of total annihilation, all except for one young man who holds the map to the universe's last hope: Titan. In a race against time, the human race has to find the Titan before the illusive Drej destroy it."

First aired on June 13, 2000, written by Ben Edlund, John August, Joss Whedon, and directed by Don Bluth, Gary Goldman

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“This episode finds our Droogs penchant for a spot of the old Ultraviolence tempered, when they are forced into an aversion therapy treatment where they are forced to watch reruns of Andromeda.” (thanks Chris!)

First aired on Friday, 15 September 2000, written by Lily Taylor, and directed by Rowan Woods

Featuring a sample of Patreon-only content: an unedited dramatic reading of “Lost in Translation” by Ladybalin (first published in 2008?), suggested by Kathy!

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The Ugly Truth: In the Plakavoid justice system, the people are supported by two separate yet equally horrible pieces of furniture: he hubcaps, that float in the nothing, and the sex chairs, that cradle the offenders. These are their stories.... (thanks @o2baerynsun!)

First aired on Friday, 8 September 2000, written by Gabrielle Stanton & Harry Werksman, and directed by Tony Tilse

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While travelling through a mist Aeryn scouts ahead for several hours, but when she emerges, she has aged 165 cycles. She informs Moya's crew that they have to leave lest they be trapped there forever. When she departs again, Crichton follows her only to get trapped on the planet with her, where he's forced to stay for several decades. Stark returns in this episode.

First aired on Friday, 25 August 2000, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Ian Watson

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Hold on to your high heels, it's going to be a sweaty ride. A deja vu filled acid trip leaves a crewmate doing the time warp again in possibly the most disjointed non-sequitur of the show So Far...scape.

Thanks Wookiee!

First aired on Friday, 18 August 2000, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Rowan Woods

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There was an old woman who swallowed a fly — and what do you send after parasite? That's right, an adorable, wobbling little Chicken Tandoori — but you won't like him when he's hungry....

First aired on Friday, 11 August 2000, written by Naren Shankar, and directed by Tony Tilse

Check out Dave Elsey's original sculpt of the Vork (then called Vorrk) here: https://twitter.com/daveelseyfx/status/1376083968639000577?s=21

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As the players begin to make their move, all of Moya's crew find themselves in danger and John is nowhere to be found.

First aired on Friday, 4 August 2000, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse, Tony Tilse

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With Scorpius waiting in the wings, Crichton must make an unfathomable choice if he hopes to survive.

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First aired on Friday, 28 July 2000, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse, Tony Tilse

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Vacation on a politically charged planet gets a little more serious with the prospect of a royal wedding and the return of unwelcome guests.

First aired on Friday, 21 July 2000, written by David Kemper, and directed by Andrew Prowse, Tony Tilse

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All life is precious, except apparently genetically inferior (or superior) clones of humanity. So the next time you go to sacrifice someone to save yourself, remember: you're genetically mundane. *The more you know*

First aired on Friday, 14 July 2000, written by Gabrielle Stanton & Harry Werksman, and directed by Catherine Millar

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Freaky Friday meets the Dark Crystal: would you rather be in Aeryn's shoes or Crichton's pants?

First aired on Friday, 7 July 2000, written by Michael Cassutt, and directed by Ian Watson

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When Zhaan and Crichton are stranded in a transport pod, Zhaan recounts the story of her time with Chiana and Rygel after "Family Ties". They landed on a planet where 90% of the population are lawyers, and Zhaan was framed for murder.

First aired on Friday, 23 June 2000, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Ian Watson

When someone gets "Hangry" enough to barbecue a toothbrush and trigger a deadly spring, Moya must travel to a rotting space corpse full of space rednecks to ask Mrs Potatohead for help. Beware the Baskerville hound!

(thanks to Greg, Wookie and Matthew!)

First aired on Friday, 16 June 2000, written by Gabrielle Stanton & Harry Werksman, and directed by Rowan Woods

"Muppets From Space"!

With enormous enthusiasm and unsinkable optimism, daredevil Gonzo steps into his first starring role in "Muppets From Space," a hilarious extraterrestrial adventure about the search for Gonzo's past. On a quest with buddy Rizzo to find his real family, Gonzo discovers that his long-lost relatives are actually aliens from a distant planet.

Jeffrey Tambor as K. Edgar "Ed" Singer, the head of C.O.V.N.E.T.

Pat Hingle as General Luft, a military official who K. Edgar Singer reports to

Rob Schneider as the TV producer of UFO Mania

Andie MacDowell as Shelley Snipes, a UFO Mania anchorwoman

Dave Goelz as The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, Birdman

Steve Whitmire as Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Beaker, Bean Bunny, Cosmic Fish #1; Miss Piggy (puppeteer for one scene)

Bill Barretta as Pepe the King Prawn, Bobo the Bear, The Swedish Chef, Johnny Fiama, Bubba the Rat, Cosmic Fish #2 and Rowlf the Dog

Jerry Nelson as Robin, Statler, Floyd Pepper, Lew Zealand and Ubergonzo

Brian Henson as Dr. Phil Van Neuter, Sal Minella and Talking Sandwich

Kevin Clash as Clifford and Carter

Frank Oz as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle and Animal (voices only)

Adam Hunt as Scooter

John Henson as Sweetums

John Kennedy as Dr. Teeth, Sam the Eagle and Fozzie Bear (puppetry only)

Peter Linz as Shakes, Miss Piggy (puppetry only)

Rickey Boyd as Animal (puppetry only)

F. Murray Abraham as Noah

David Arquette as Dr. Tucker, a sadistic scientist that works at C.O.V.N.E.T. and is in charge of the medical research that involves the rats

Josh Charles as Agent Barker, an operative of C.O.V.N.E.T.

Kathy Griffin as a female armed guard of C.O.V.N.E.T.

Hollywood Hogan as himself, an operative of C.O.V.N.E.T.

Ray Liotta as the gate guard at C.O.V.N.E.T.

Joshua Jackson as Pacey Witter, a character from Dawson's Creek

Katie Holmes as Joey Potter, a character from Dawson's Creek

Gary Owens as UFO Mania Announcer (voice)

Farscape 2·06: Picture if You Will

Pushy traders give the crew a Portrait of a Girl on Fire. Dali's art is now in space and an old enemy turns out to be a fan of Labyrinth (thanks for the synopsis Greg!)

First aired on Friday, 21 April 2000, written by Peter Neale, and directed by Andrew Prowse

A revelation about Aeryn's past brings up old feelings of animosity and shame, particularly from one unexpected place...

First aired on Friday, 14 April 2000, written by Naren Shankar, and directed by Tony Tilse

Click here to see your friends Kaki and Kay on Twitch with the actual, amazing Gigi Edgley!

Farscape 2·04: Crackers Don't Matter

The crew goes crazy, and an alien who really wants a tan...

First aired on Friday, 7 April 2000, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Ian Watson

Chiana experiences a great loss and goes on a journey to live, though Crichton fears that that very journey may have the opposite result.

First aired on Friday, 31 March 2000, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Rowan Woods

D'argo gets led around by his mivonks, Chiana takes a chill pill, and Rygel finds a practical use for his ass. (thanks Wookie!)

First aired on Friday, 24 March 2000, written by Grant McAloon, and directed by Tony Tilse

A game of rock-paper-scissors becomes a game of Deal Or No Deal, when lives depend on a devil's bargain: the enemy of my frenemy might just be my end...

First aired on Friday, 17 March 2000, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Andrew Prowse

We discuss how our beloved heroes have developed, and Kay makes some bold guesses about the future — and shares his best and least favourite episodes So Far... scape :)

Also check out these other plucky upstart podcasts:

Cosmopunk: Starfinder meets 90s action cartoons as 4 Brits run short, narrative and roleplay focused homebrew campaigns! We take turns running them for each other, for YOU, so brace for impact!

Supernatural on the Rocks:  a new Supernatural podcast hosted by two of the voices behind Glee on the Rocks. Every episode we cover a season of Supernatural, digging into the mythology, the characters, and the fandom it left behind. Join us to remember the road that was.

And thanks to Leigh Collier for her fantastic composition and performance of the Farscape Season 1 theme on piano!

An unexpected betrayal has the victims scrambling for a plan of escape, while a custody battle forges unlikely friendships.

First aired on Friday, 28 January 2000, written by David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Tony Tilse

What kills you quicker? Someone with a Bone to pick or someone with a shrink ray? Find out on the Real Hunger Games! 

(Thank you to Wookie and The Derp for the synopsis!)

First aired on Friday, 21 January 2000, written by David Kemper & Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Andrew Prowse

The crew of Moya hatch a plan to rescue Crichton, but will there be any of him left when they reach him? And Moya finally gives birth, but there are complications...

First aired on Friday, 14 January 2000, written by Justin Monjo, and directed by Ian Watson

Cosplay turns to improv behind enemy lines! While one crewmate thinks maybe today IS a good day to die, another meets a bondage-geared purveyor of the comfiest chairs since Casino Royale and a domestic demarcation enthusiast.

First aired on Friday, 7 January 2000, written by Richard Manning, and directed by Rowan Woods

Taking a 1-week break from Farscape, we're reviewing the premiere of "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century""

In 1987, a space phenomenon sends NASA astronaut William ""Buck"" Rogers and his space shuttle off course and freezes his life support systems for 500 years. In 2491, he awakens aboard the flagship Draconia, under the command of Princess Ardala and her henchman Kane, a former native of Earth.

First aired on 20 September, 1979, written by Glen A. Larson, Leslie Stevens, and directed by Daniel Haller"

Special forces with Black Ghost allure make Moya go viral: a host-hopping bug throws a wrench in Moya's first cosplay convention. Red leather, black leather: "I can handle big."

When a group of Peacekeepers from a damaged Marauder board Moya, the crew pretend to be a Peacekeeper prison vessel. The Peacekeepers' secret cargo presents a serious threat when Rygel and Chiana open the container.

First aired on Friday, 17 September 1999, written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, and directed by Tony Tilse

A pregnant mother's "hold my beer" moment causes an inattentive Jerry Springer family to puke and laugh until they learn to count. One, Mippippippi, two, Mippippippi…

Moya performs an emergency starburst that fragments her into four different dimensions. As John attempts to find crewmembers missing in each dimension, an energy creature appears to add more danger to their predicament.

First aired on Friday, 10 September 1999, written by David Kemper, and directed by Ian Watson

Returning to Earth through a wormhole, Crichton receives an unfriendly welcome but is reunited with his father. Aeryn, D'Argo and Rygel arrive to rescue Crichton but receive less than humane treatment.

Directed by: Rowan Woods · Written by: Justin Monjo

Shockingly (or not), Durka does indeed return, and brings some uninvited guests...

A collision with a Nebari ship brings a Nebari criminal named Chiana to Moya, along with a mentally cleansed Captain Durka much to the surprise of Rygel.

Directed by: Tony Tilse · Written by: Grant McAloon

Seemingly abandoned after crash-landing on a planet, Crichton starts a peaceful life alongside inhabitants once ruled by the Hynerians. He unintentionally becomes involved in a power struggle which puts his life in danger.

Directed by: Ian Watson · Written by: Douglas Heyes, Jr.

John's flying lessons with Aeryn come to an abrupt end when he is caught in a net left by Zenetian pirates to trap ships. D'Argo must choose between potentially finding his son and rescuing John and Aeryn.

Directed by: Peter Andrikidis · Written by: Justin MonjoStarring

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest stars

Rhys Muldoon as Staanz

John Bachelor as Kcrackic

David Bowers as Goon

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Mat McCoy

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Zhaan is asked to help an outpost of fellow Delvians attempting to avoid the madness that threatens them.

Directed by Andrew Prowse · Story by David Kemper & Ro Hume · Teleplay by David Kemper

After creating a wormhole Crichton's module is repaired on a nearby planet by Furlow, while Vorcarian Blood Trackers Rorf and Rorg attempt to collect the Peacekeeper bounty placed on their heads.

Directed by: Tony Tilse · Written by: Douglas Heyes, Jr.

While inspecting access shafts D'Argo is flushed into space. The DRDs turn on the crew and Moya cuts off life support, while the crew attempts to find the cause from a revived but delusional D'Argo.

Directed by: Ian Watson · Written by: Sally Lapiduss

In exchange for samples of their DNA, a genetic scientist offers the Moyans star charts to reach their respective homeworlds, but his demands become too extreme when he takes one of Pilot's arms and his experiments result in Aeryn mutating into a Pilot hybrid.

Directed by: Andrew Prowse · Written by: Tom Blomquist

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest cast

Adrian Getley as NamTar

Sarah Burns as Kornata

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Julian Garner as NamTar

On a commerce planet, Crichton finds himself lured into an alternate reality controlled by Maldis, a being who feeds off negative energy. He is pitted against Crais in a fight to the death, leaving Zhaan to tap into her old darkness to try to help him.

Directed by: Brendan Maher · Written by: Richard Manning

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest stars

Chris Haywood as Maldis, Igg, Haloth

Lani Tupu as Captain Bialar Crais

Grant Bowler as Shaman Liko

Guest cast

Christine Stephen-Daly as Teeg

Jake Blundell as Orn

Wadih Dona as Tauvo Crais

Vic Rooney as Admiral Josbek

Errol Henderson as PK Doctor

Gerry Day as Captain Crais' Father

Duane Johnson as Young Bialar Crais

Leilani Johnson as Young girl

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

The hulk of the legendary Peacekeeper ship, the Zelbinion, holds a pleasant surprise for Crichton, but Rygel must confront the time spent on the ship where he was tortured by the sadistic commander Captain Durka, while the crew work to reactivate the ship's shields to defend themselves from an attack.

Directed by: Tony Tilse · Written by: Nan Hagan

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest star

Alyssa-Jane Cook as Gilina Renaez

Guest cast

Peter Astridge as Lomus

Peter Knowles as Evran

David Wheeler as Captain Selto Durka

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Peter Astridge as Lomus

Phillip Hinton as Teurac

Christopher Truswell as Evran

Uncredited co-stars

Derek Amer as Teurac

D'Argo, after threatening the crew with Luxan hyper-rage, is later found docile and happy on a planet and decides to stay. Crichton discovers that the planet's food contains a drug, with the help of a small band of rebels immune to its effects, and must determine a way to convince the others of the truth and the true nature of the drug.

Directed by: Rowan Woods · Written by: David Wilks

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest stars

Angie Milliken as Volmae

Tina Thomsen as Tanga

Ken Blackburn as Hybin

Guest cast

Selina Muller as D'Argo's Girlfriend

Mark Slocum as Sykaran Male

Peter Baroch as Sykaran Male

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Karen Jacobson as Loud speaker

The crew comes across a ship that is molecularly de-stabilizing. D'Argo makes everyone bring the ship's escape pod aboard when he discovers that the ship's passengers are Ilanics, long-time allies of the Luxans. Aboard the escape pod, Crichton gets a shock and starts experiencing strange visions of the future, first of himself and one of the Ilanics, then of Moya's destruction.

Directed by: Rowan Woods · Written by: Babs Greyhosky

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest stars

John Clayton as Verell

Lisa Hensley as Matala

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot"

Rygel's plot to appear regal backfires when he, along with a much needed part of Moya's propulsion system, are snatched by Tavlecs who possess drug-dispensing power gauntlets.

Directed by: Pino Amenta · Written by: Richard Manning

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest cast

John Adam as Bekhesh

Jeremiah Tickell as Kyr

Zoe Dimakis as Hontovek

Api Bavadra as Nonk

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Tim Mieville as Jotheb

Moya is invaded by spawning space bugs, which produce clones of the crew. To complicate matters, a Peacekeeper retrieval squad arrives and Aeryn begins to suffer heat delirium.

Directed by: Brian Henson · Written by: Ro Hume

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest cast

Damian de Montemas as Melkor

Jodie Dry as Kyona

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Cameron Smith

Uncredited co-stars

Geoff Barker as PK Commando #3

Kate Kendall as Sergeant

Chenoeh Miller as PK Commando #4

Tai Scrivener as PK Commando #5

A Peacekeeper beacon goes off and Moya has to land on an alien planet to prevent its signal being intercepted and Moya being discovered. Crichton, D'Argo and Aeryn leave Moya and explore the planet in search of a substance that can be used to numb Moya's senses so the beacon can be removed but Crichton gets separated from the group and meets up with some inhabitants of the planet who hide him from the authorities.

Directed by: Pino Amenta · Written by: Sally Lapiduss

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest stars

Mary Mara as Lyneea

Cayde Tasker as Fostro

Boris Brkic as Cmdr. Ryymax

Guest cast

Mark Shaw (Alien Soldier #1)

Dominic Bianco (Alien Hunter #1)

Heath Wilder (Alien Hunter #2)

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Cameron Smith

Featuring a special guest appearance by Kay's cat, in the throes of the fourth sensation (hunger).

Farscape Season 1, Episode 01, first aired Friday, 19 March 1999

Present day human John Crichton is unexpectedly sucked through a wormhole and flung to "...some distant part of the universe on a ship — a living ship — full of strange alien life forms", where he becomes trapped with a group of escaped prisoners after he accidentally kills a local law enforcer.

Directed by: Andrew Prowse · Written by: Rockne S. O'Bannon

Starring

Ben Browder as John Crichton

Claudia Black as Aeryn Sun

Virginia Hey as Zotoh Zhaan

Anthony Simcoe as Ka D'Argo

Guest stars

Kent McCord as Jack Crichton

Lani Tupu as Cpt. Bialar Crais

Guest cast

Murray Bartlett as ""DK""

Greg Blandy as PK Guard #1

Colin Borgonon as PK Weapons Officer

Christine Stephen-Daly as Lt. Teeg

Damen Stephenson as Bio Isolation Man #1

Lawrence Woodward as PK Guard #2

Puppeteers

John Eccleston

with

Sean Masterson

Dave Collins

Graeme Haddon

Tim Mieville

Mario Halouvas

Damian Bradford

Voice artists

Jonathan Hardy as Rygel

Lani Tupu as Pilot

Uncredited co-stars

Sandi Finlay as Escort Alien

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