<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/something-for-that-ass/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[Something For That Ass]]></title><podcast:guid>0d2e4a18-2570-590b-a5f9-281568558495</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 18:55:10 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2026 Brooke & Lenna]]></copyright><managingEditor>Brooke &amp; Lenna</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[From the minds of Brookelyn & Lenna]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg</url><title>Something For That Ass</title><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Brooke &amp; Lenna</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Brooke &amp; Lenna</itunes:author><description>From the minds of Brookelyn &amp; Lenna</description><link>https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Relationships"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"></itunes:category><podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked><podcast:medium>podcast</podcast:medium><item><title>Are WE Low Maintenance or High Maintenance Women?</title><itunes:title>Are WE Low Maintenance or High Maintenance Women?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 73 - We're answering whether WE think we are low or high maintenance women. Then we talk about the Ozempic epidemic. And finally, having the world at the palm of your hands!</p><p>Thanks for listening 💕</p><p>TIME STAMPS: </p><p>00:00 Instagram needs to remove its new feature immediately </p><p>05:20 Am I (Lenna) high maintenance? </p><p>09:400 I'm so over Ozempic and everyone using it </p><p>13:00 The think pieces on my breasts</p><p>17:00 Am I (Brookelyn) high maintenance? </p><p>22:00 The world is in your hands if you're gorgeous</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 73 - We're answering whether WE think we are low or high maintenance women. Then we talk about the Ozempic epidemic. And finally, having the world at the palm of your hands!</p><p>Thanks for listening 💕</p><p>TIME STAMPS: </p><p>00:00 Instagram needs to remove its new feature immediately </p><p>05:20 Am I (Lenna) high maintenance? </p><p>09:400 I'm so over Ozempic and everyone using it </p><p>13:00 The think pieces on my breasts</p><p>17:00 Am I (Brookelyn) high maintenance? </p><p>22:00 The world is in your hands if you're gorgeous</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e322a8c5-e55d-4b33-87d2-a7225ca5f6be</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/e322a8c5-e55d-4b33-87d2-a7225ca5f6be.mp3" length="41235601" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>28:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>6 Things I&apos;m Changing Before I Meet My Husband</title><itunes:title>6 Things I&apos;m Changing Before I Meet My Husband</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 72 - On our latest episode of SomethingForThatAss we are switching it up and discussing what WE could change or heal from in our next relationship. Hence, the shorter episode since we're basically perfect 😙 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Introduction </p><p>02:30 Leading with respect </p><p>09:30 I need to watch my mouth </p><p>13:40 Not getting to a level of violence </p><p>17:30 Saying what I mean and meaning what I say </p><p>25:20 A healthy amount of obsession </p><p>28:00 I'm a leaver</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 72 - On our latest episode of SomethingForThatAss we are switching it up and discussing what WE could change or heal from in our next relationship. Hence, the shorter episode since we're basically perfect 😙 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Introduction </p><p>02:30 Leading with respect </p><p>09:30 I need to watch my mouth </p><p>13:40 Not getting to a level of violence </p><p>17:30 Saying what I mean and meaning what I say </p><p>25:20 A healthy amount of obsession </p><p>28:00 I'm a leaver</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">20a18f16-b5d7-480c-8688-f456fbe4e84f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/20a18f16-b5d7-480c-8688-f456fbe4e84f.mp3" length="53998033" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>37:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our FIRST COACHELLA Festival Together</title><itunes:title>Our FIRST COACHELLA Festival Together</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 71 - We were at our first Coachella TOGETHER this past weekend! Plus we just got back from our trip to Hawaii 🌺 </p><p>Tune in for the tea 🫖 </p><p>Thanks for watching 💋 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Introduction </p><p>02:30 Not tripping over someone hating from outside the club </p><p>07:00 Rejection is just redirection </p><p>11:00 Do as I say not as I do </p><p>18:00 4 years of abstinence </p><p>25:00 Give your spiritual team a day off </p><p>30:00 Crying at Coachella </p><p>40:00 A man that wants to travel is a must</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 71 - We were at our first Coachella TOGETHER this past weekend! Plus we just got back from our trip to Hawaii 🌺 </p><p>Tune in for the tea 🫖 </p><p>Thanks for watching 💋 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Introduction </p><p>02:30 Not tripping over someone hating from outside the club </p><p>07:00 Rejection is just redirection </p><p>11:00 Do as I say not as I do </p><p>18:00 4 years of abstinence </p><p>25:00 Give your spiritual team a day off </p><p>30:00 Crying at Coachella </p><p>40:00 A man that wants to travel is a must</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b49b1658-f94d-47cb-ba99-d6b2dd20187e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/b49b1658-f94d-47cb-ba99-d6b2dd20187e.mp3" length="67636561" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Not So Shocking Revelations From Louis Theroux&apos;s Manosphere Documentary</title><itunes:title>Not So Shocking Revelations From Louis Theroux&apos;s Manosphere Documentary</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We finally watched the manosphere documentary and we're excited to share our thoughts! Our followers also confess their toxic traits to us and we decide toxic or not... AND we cap it off with men driving around in their girls cars and living in her apartment. </p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>06:30 Breaking down the manosphere documentary</p><p>19:00 Anonymous followers confess their Toxic Traits to us and we decide if it's toxic or not</p><p>24:00 I want someone to give me all their loyalty before I give them any in return</p><p>28:00 Cheating just in case</p><p>35:00 Women don't do men wrong by default</p><p>44:00 Holding on for dear life</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We finally watched the manosphere documentary and we're excited to share our thoughts! Our followers also confess their toxic traits to us and we decide toxic or not... AND we cap it off with men driving around in their girls cars and living in her apartment. </p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>06:30 Breaking down the manosphere documentary</p><p>19:00 Anonymous followers confess their Toxic Traits to us and we decide if it's toxic or not</p><p>24:00 I want someone to give me all their loyalty before I give them any in return</p><p>28:00 Cheating just in case</p><p>35:00 Women don't do men wrong by default</p><p>44:00 Holding on for dear life</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a329152e-0d57-4d1a-84f1-71f07d8726f5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/a329152e-0d57-4d1a-84f1-71f07d8726f5.mp3" length="81258385" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You&apos;re Not Dating for Love You&apos;re Dating for Help | SFTA #69</title><itunes:title>You&apos;re Not Dating for Love You&apos;re Dating for Help | SFTA #69</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 69 - It's desperation not love girl. Stop kidding yourself. You want his help and you don't need it. On this episode we recap our weekend, loving yourself too much to let things go, and falling in love being a character flaw. </p><p>Enjoy ladies and thanks for watching 😘 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Recapping the weekend together </p><p>10:00 Trying to put the fork down </p><p>13:00 Soda is an instant deal breaker </p><p>16:00 Sharing a meal with someone is a love language </p><p>19:00 Popping out a baby to secure a bag </p><p>22:00 Love yourself enough NOT to give into instant gratification </p><p>26:40 40+ and older without a kid or marriage is odd to say the least </p><p>29:00 Love is a choice </p><p>32:00 You're with him out of desperation (falling in love is a character flaw) </p><p>35:00 Too much respect to myself to overlook your faults </p><p>38:00 You can't even be in my face</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 69 - It's desperation not love girl. Stop kidding yourself. You want his help and you don't need it. On this episode we recap our weekend, loving yourself too much to let things go, and falling in love being a character flaw. </p><p>Enjoy ladies and thanks for watching 😘 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Recapping the weekend together </p><p>10:00 Trying to put the fork down </p><p>13:00 Soda is an instant deal breaker </p><p>16:00 Sharing a meal with someone is a love language </p><p>19:00 Popping out a baby to secure a bag </p><p>22:00 Love yourself enough NOT to give into instant gratification </p><p>26:40 40+ and older without a kid or marriage is odd to say the least </p><p>29:00 Love is a choice </p><p>32:00 You're with him out of desperation (falling in love is a character flaw) </p><p>35:00 Too much respect to myself to overlook your faults </p><p>38:00 You can't even be in my face</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a4573caf-ecf8-473d-afde-fc9a75a73661</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/a4573caf-ecf8-473d-afde-fc9a75a73661.mp3" length="62894929" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>It&apos;s Giving Cheese Grater... | Something For That Ass #68</title><itunes:title>It&apos;s Giving Cheese Grater... | Something For That Ass #68</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 68 - Men will create entire personalities JUST to get into your pants! Be careful out there ladies, it's not safe out in these streets. We've got a story time courtesy of messy boots so tune in to hear why some girl wants to throw hands. PLUS we got a bunch of DM's about someone we were seen out with and they were really disturbing. Watch to see who and why...</p><p>Thanks for listening and watching 🎧</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>02:00 Creepy Photographers</p><p>07:40 Side chick gets angry storytime</p><p>20:00 Holistic collab gone wrong</p><p>30:00 A man will create a whole personality just to get in your pants</p><p>37:00 Would you rather game</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 68 - Men will create entire personalities JUST to get into your pants! Be careful out there ladies, it's not safe out in these streets. We've got a story time courtesy of messy boots so tune in to hear why some girl wants to throw hands. PLUS we got a bunch of DM's about someone we were seen out with and they were really disturbing. Watch to see who and why...</p><p>Thanks for listening and watching 🎧</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>02:00 Creepy Photographers</p><p>07:40 Side chick gets angry storytime</p><p>20:00 Holistic collab gone wrong</p><p>30:00 A man will create a whole personality just to get in your pants</p><p>37:00 Would you rather game</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e6c65841-123c-45c8-8515-40154f840252</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/e6c65841-123c-45c8-8515-40154f840252.mp3" length="78550609" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nobody Hit&apos;s On You Harder Than a Man With a Wife or Newborn Baby</title><itunes:title>Nobody Hit&apos;s On You Harder Than a Man With a Wife or Newborn Baby</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 67 - New podcast episode day is here! We catch you up on our dating life, when it's appropriate to date older men, men trying to take you to church as a date and the male gym selfies you guys are posting everyday.</p><p> Thank you for watching and listening 🎧</p><p><strong><u>Go Buy Our New Baby Tees</u></strong></p><p>(Pink Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/simpin-n-trickin-baby-tee</p><p>(Black Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/crumbs-n-bums-baby-tee</p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 let me re introduce myself </p><p>03:00 Lenna’s current dating life </p><p>05:30 My sister did not like him </p><p>13:40 The tickle monster </p><p>18:00 You should at least be 25W if you want to date older men </p><p>24:00 Finding beauty in the beast </p><p>28:00 Getting complimented while you're on a date by someone else </p><p>32:00 Church then brunch </p><p>34:00 No more male gym selfies please </p><p>38:00 Plotting </p><p>40:00 No one hits on you harder than a married man with a newborn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 67 - New podcast episode day is here! We catch you up on our dating life, when it's appropriate to date older men, men trying to take you to church as a date and the male gym selfies you guys are posting everyday.</p><p> Thank you for watching and listening 🎧</p><p><strong><u>Go Buy Our New Baby Tees</u></strong></p><p>(Pink Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/simpin-n-trickin-baby-tee</p><p>(Black Tee) https://somethingforthatassco.com/products/crumbs-n-bums-baby-tee</p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 let me re introduce myself </p><p>03:00 Lenna’s current dating life </p><p>05:30 My sister did not like him </p><p>13:40 The tickle monster </p><p>18:00 You should at least be 25W if you want to date older men </p><p>24:00 Finding beauty in the beast </p><p>28:00 Getting complimented while you're on a date by someone else </p><p>32:00 Church then brunch </p><p>34:00 No more male gym selfies please </p><p>38:00 Plotting </p><p>40:00 No one hits on you harder than a married man with a newborn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5a70af4d-e826-468d-a697-fb909f0a7fb5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/5a70af4d-e826-468d-a697-fb909f0a7fb5.mp3" length="65001361" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Galentine&apos;s Day OVER Valentine&apos;s Day</title><itunes:title>Galentine&apos;s Day OVER Valentine&apos;s Day</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 66 - We love the month of LOVE! Not every day is valentines day so don't let anyone try to tell you so. Attend all the galentines days you can and be with the girlies! Valentines day is about celebrating YOU, don't forget that. </p><p>Thanks for watching girls 🩷 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Australia Recap </p><p>17:30 Every day is NOT Valentine's Day </p><p>23:00 Romantic getaways for Velantine's Day </p><p>28:00 Galentine's Day are the BEST </p><p>32:00 Winning worst date at Galentine's Day </p><p>37:00 Valentine's Day needs to come over the superbowl next year </p><p>41:00 Manhater? </p><p>47:00 Men are more emotional than women</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 66 - We love the month of LOVE! Not every day is valentines day so don't let anyone try to tell you so. Attend all the galentines days you can and be with the girlies! Valentines day is about celebrating YOU, don't forget that. </p><p>Thanks for watching girls 🩷 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Australia Recap </p><p>17:30 Every day is NOT Valentine's Day </p><p>23:00 Romantic getaways for Velantine's Day </p><p>28:00 Galentine's Day are the BEST </p><p>32:00 Winning worst date at Galentine's Day </p><p>37:00 Valentine's Day needs to come over the superbowl next year </p><p>41:00 Manhater? </p><p>47:00 Men are more emotional than women</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cea06158-123f-481b-a942-1ad281ce96f9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/cea06158-123f-481b-a942-1ad281ce96f9.mp3" length="76976391" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When is it okay to go back to an ex?</title><itunes:title>When is it okay to go back to an ex?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 65 - On this episode we are continuing the game from the last episode! We handpicked the BEST possible questions like when is it okay to go back to your ex, what's one good thing about dating apps and social obligations that are a waste of time 🤫</p><p>Thank you for watching and listening 🍑</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Best place to pee while you're out and about</p><p>04:30 One social obligation that is a waste of time</p><p>08:00 Graduation ceremonies are the worst</p><p>11:00 How long can you keep your dating profile pics up</p><p>16:00 Conspiracy theories I can get behind</p><p>21:00 Men who go to raves</p><p>24:30 Falling in love on a dating app</p><p>28:00 Dating short men</p><p>32:00 Worst signs</p><p>40:00 When is it okay to go back to an ex?</p><p>43:30 You're gonna feel that I don't fwu</p><p>47:00 Possessiveness is hot but scary</p><p>53:00 Insults that are compliments</p><p>56:00 You took it too far</p><p>1:01:45 You should be ashamed</p><p>1:05:00 Stop talking to me about other girls you don't like</p><p>1:08:00 Baby wipes are not feminine we promise</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 65 - On this episode we are continuing the game from the last episode! We handpicked the BEST possible questions like when is it okay to go back to your ex, what's one good thing about dating apps and social obligations that are a waste of time 🤫</p><p>Thank you for watching and listening 🍑</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Best place to pee while you're out and about</p><p>04:30 One social obligation that is a waste of time</p><p>08:00 Graduation ceremonies are the worst</p><p>11:00 How long can you keep your dating profile pics up</p><p>16:00 Conspiracy theories I can get behind</p><p>21:00 Men who go to raves</p><p>24:30 Falling in love on a dating app</p><p>28:00 Dating short men</p><p>32:00 Worst signs</p><p>40:00 When is it okay to go back to an ex?</p><p>43:30 You're gonna feel that I don't fwu</p><p>47:00 Possessiveness is hot but scary</p><p>53:00 Insults that are compliments</p><p>56:00 You took it too far</p><p>1:01:45 You should be ashamed</p><p>1:05:00 Stop talking to me about other girls you don't like</p><p>1:08:00 Baby wipes are not feminine we promise</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">01b8d757-58f9-4524-8834-8ab1024abf32</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/01b8d757-58f9-4524-8834-8ab1024abf32.mp3" length="105147413" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>If You&apos;re Going to Check Your Man&apos;s Phone, At Least be Prepared to Leave</title><itunes:title>If You&apos;re Going to Check Your Man&apos;s Phone, At Least be Prepared to Leave</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳! On this episode we talk about getting a man's named tatted, seeking revenge until you feel satisfied and checking your man's phone while he's sleeping. </p><p>Thank you for watching/listening 🍑 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 We're playing a NEW game on today's episode </p><p>05:30 Something people should keep to themselves? (Trauma Talk) </p><p>10:30 Certified red flag names </p><p>14:00 Just lie about this question if he asks </p><p>18:00 Tacky things people do at a restaurant </p><p>24:00 What is the dumbest tattoo? </p><p>30:00 I will seek revenge forever </p><p>34:30 Immediate grounds for breakup </p><p>38:00 If you're gonna check your man's phone, at least be prepared to leave </p><p>48:00 Something that makes you immediately suspicious </p><p>54:00 You're putting your health at risk for a BBL </p><p>59:00 Rituals before a plane ride</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳! On this episode we talk about getting a man's named tatted, seeking revenge until you feel satisfied and checking your man's phone while he's sleeping. </p><p>Thank you for watching/listening 🍑 </p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 We're playing a NEW game on today's episode </p><p>05:30 Something people should keep to themselves? (Trauma Talk) </p><p>10:30 Certified red flag names </p><p>14:00 Just lie about this question if he asks </p><p>18:00 Tacky things people do at a restaurant </p><p>24:00 What is the dumbest tattoo? </p><p>30:00 I will seek revenge forever </p><p>34:30 Immediate grounds for breakup </p><p>38:00 If you're gonna check your man's phone, at least be prepared to leave </p><p>48:00 Something that makes you immediately suspicious </p><p>54:00 You're putting your health at risk for a BBL </p><p>59:00 Rituals before a plane ride</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">13aa155b-edcf-48f8-93d3-6040af0652b8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2026 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/13aa155b-edcf-48f8-93d3-6040af0652b8.mp3" length="99848789" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everything We&apos;re Leaving in 2025</title><itunes:title>Everything We&apos;re Leaving in 2025</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 63 - We are bringing in the NEW YEAR by talking about everything we want to LEAVE in 2025! 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WE discuss giving up on a crush(s), men that don't apply pressure, dating during the honeymoon stage and men that aren't husband material.</p><p>We are very thankful for all of you that tune in every week or are tuning in for the first time 💞</p><p><br></p><p>We look forward to seeing all of you in 2025! 🥂</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 life has been very eventful</p><p>02:40 giving up on your crush</p><p>06:00 the plain black/white tee effect</p><p>08:00 dating while you're heartbroken(missing old work)</p><p>10:30 getting super obsessive</p><p>11:00 I h8 having a crush</p><p>13:00 lust and love feel like the same thing</p><p>15:00 men that don't apply pressure</p><p>18:30 not husband material</p><p>22:00 dating should be fun</p><p>30:00 guys with girlfriends</p><p>36:00 relationship material</p><p>38:30 babies by strangers</p><p>41:00 it should be normal</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 62 - On the last episode of 2025 we have a TON to talk about. WE discuss giving up on a crush(s), men that don't apply pressure, dating during the honeymoon stage and men that aren't husband material.</p><p>We are very thankful for all of you that tune in every week or are tuning in for the first time 💞</p><p><br></p><p>We look forward to seeing all of you in 2025! 🥂</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 life has been very eventful</p><p>02:40 giving up on your crush</p><p>06:00 the plain black/white tee effect</p><p>08:00 dating while you're heartbroken(missing old work)</p><p>10:30 getting super obsessive</p><p>11:00 I h8 having a crush</p><p>13:00 lust and love feel like the same thing</p><p>15:00 men that don't apply pressure</p><p>18:30 not husband material</p><p>22:00 dating should be fun</p><p>30:00 guys with girlfriends</p><p>36:00 relationship material</p><p>38:30 babies by strangers</p><p>41:00 it should be normal</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">50069fd0-5980-4e07-8e04-c6985953473a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/50069fd0-5980-4e07-8e04-c6985953473a.mp3" length="62859207" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Do You Have a &quot;Roster&quot; as a Man?</title><itunes:title>How Do You Have a &quot;Roster&quot; as a Man?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get into men with rosters, dating down as a woman and the dying coochie theory. </p><p>Thank you for watching girls 🙂‍↕️</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 acting on urges</p><p>08:00 I flew off a golf cart</p><p>13:00 the coffee shop incident</p><p>20:00 if he hates you he's going to hate your kids</p><p>34:00 men with rosters </p><p>36:30 stop dating down</p><p>40:00 I am Kirby so I need someone cool</p><p>44:00 the dying coochie theory</p><p>48:00 I need a man that does things that I can't do</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 61 - We recently ran into a very unfortunate and peculiar situation outside of a coffee shop that in part inspired today's episode. We also get into men with rosters, dating down as a woman and the dying coochie theory. </p><p>Thank you for watching girls 🙂‍↕️</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 acting on urges</p><p>08:00 I flew off a golf cart</p><p>13:00 the coffee shop incident</p><p>20:00 if he hates you he's going to hate your kids</p><p>34:00 men with rosters </p><p>36:30 stop dating down</p><p>40:00 I am Kirby so I need someone cool</p><p>44:00 the dying coochie theory</p><p>48:00 I need a man that does things that I can't do</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cc57075f-3808-41e9-9757-34c95467d6d8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/cc57075f-3808-41e9-9757-34c95467d6d8.mp3" length="73008903" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eating Mushrooms, Little D Energy and Finding a Girl&apos;s Special Spot</title><itunes:title>Eating Mushrooms, Little D Energy and Finding a Girl&apos;s Special Spot</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 60 - For our 60th EPISODE we got groovy and took mushrooms to celebrate  🎉! We also bought a game to play and of course we chose an explicit one. We answered questions that ranged from what gives little d*** energy, our DJ session rituals, what makes a man "daddy"  and Lenna's moonlighting as a Pino Curator. </p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 eating mushrooms for our 60th episode</p><p>08:00 drawing butts for chat</p><p>10:00 most disturbing thing to yell when you c**</p><p>18:00 what makes a man “daddy” material</p><p>23:00 let it out is insane</p><p>27:00 what gives “LDE”</p><p>34:00 f*** marry kill round 1</p><p>36:00 MISS HENTAI</p><p>45:00 who would you want to share a join with</p><p>50:00 time for art class</p><p>58:00 it’s a hard to find area</p><p>1:02:00 my Pino curator</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 60 - For our 60th EPISODE we got groovy and took mushrooms to celebrate  🎉! We also bought a game to play and of course we chose an explicit one. We answered questions that ranged from what gives little d*** energy, our DJ session rituals, what makes a man "daddy"  and Lenna's moonlighting as a Pino Curator. </p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 eating mushrooms for our 60th episode</p><p>08:00 drawing butts for chat</p><p>10:00 most disturbing thing to yell when you c**</p><p>18:00 what makes a man “daddy” material</p><p>23:00 let it out is insane</p><p>27:00 what gives “LDE”</p><p>34:00 f*** marry kill round 1</p><p>36:00 MISS HENTAI</p><p>45:00 who would you want to share a join with</p><p>50:00 time for art class</p><p>58:00 it’s a hard to find area</p><p>1:02:00 my Pino curator</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">326222dc-f445-4938-b3f5-f9b1a76f4c1d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/326222dc-f445-4938-b3f5-f9b1a76f4c1d.mp3" length="114047175" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stop Dating Until You Can AFFORD the Woman YOU Want</title><itunes:title>Stop Dating Until You Can AFFORD the Woman YOU Want</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 59 - No topic today but it doesn't matter cus we're generational yappers! First up, whether it's ripping yourself a new hole or involuntarily shutting yourself; having a baby is not a good time. Then, fvck a pump cover we're making Coochie Covers(TM) for all the girlies out there. And finally, maybe you need a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want.</p><p>Thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 professional yappers</p><p>04:00 you either rip open or shyt yourself </p><p>13:00 dangerous men are the problem</p><p>16:00 gas stations are not safe</p><p>21:00 positive reinforcement</p><p>23:00 I need a coochie cover</p><p>34:00 304’s have it ROUGH</p><p>39:00 Saweetie is not your typical “304”</p><p>40:00 maybe the IG baddie just isn’t in the cards for you</p><p>43:00 take a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want</p><p>46:00 fake chemistry</p><p>48:30 it’s never THAT good</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 59 - No topic today but it doesn't matter cus we're generational yappers! First up, whether it's ripping yourself a new hole or involuntarily shutting yourself; having a baby is not a good time. Then, fvck a pump cover we're making Coochie Covers(TM) for all the girlies out there. And finally, maybe you need a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want.</p><p>Thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 professional yappers</p><p>04:00 you either rip open or shyt yourself </p><p>13:00 dangerous men are the problem</p><p>16:00 gas stations are not safe</p><p>21:00 positive reinforcement</p><p>23:00 I need a coochie cover</p><p>34:00 304’s have it ROUGH</p><p>39:00 Saweetie is not your typical “304”</p><p>40:00 maybe the IG baddie just isn’t in the cards for you</p><p>43:00 take a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want</p><p>46:00 fake chemistry</p><p>48:30 it’s never THAT good</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1ee5c15c-372e-4c3f-98ea-4baa8674fe5e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/1ee5c15c-372e-4c3f-98ea-4baa8674fe5e.mp3" length="88835079" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spooky or Sweet First Date Ideas</title><itunes:title>Spooky or Sweet First Date Ideas</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 58 - In the spirit of Halloween, we ask each other what we consider to be scary or cute first date ideas and why! Some of our answers may surprise you 🤭... </p><p>Happy Halloween 🎃</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Fishing &amp; Flip flops???</p><p>04:00 Hunting....</p><p>09:00 Family functions</p><p>12:50 Museums</p><p>14:30 dates without food???</p><p>16:00 Drinks date</p><p>22:00 Aquarium or Zoo</p><p>28:00 sports events</p><p>35:00 picnic dates</p><p>40:00 let me know when you're in the area</p><p>50:00 club date?</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 58 - In the spirit of Halloween, we ask each other what we consider to be scary or cute first date ideas and why! Some of our answers may surprise you 🤭... </p><p>Happy Halloween 🎃</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Fishing &amp; Flip flops???</p><p>04:00 Hunting....</p><p>09:00 Family functions</p><p>12:50 Museums</p><p>14:30 dates without food???</p><p>16:00 Drinks date</p><p>22:00 Aquarium or Zoo</p><p>28:00 sports events</p><p>35:00 picnic dates</p><p>40:00 let me know when you're in the area</p><p>50:00 club date?</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dd507e90-17d2-4300-9d49-30513e0aae84</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/dd507e90-17d2-4300-9d49-30513e0aae84.mp3" length="95012103" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>10 Men 10 Dates Social Experiment: Here&apos;s EVERYTHING that Happened Over the Summer</title><itunes:title>10 Men 10 Dates Social Experiment: Here&apos;s EVERYTHING that Happened Over the Summer</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 57 - Do women choose bad partners or is the dating pool cooked? We took the summer to find out. Spoiler alert: this was much harder than we even thought...</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Our inspo</p><p>07:00 the very first date</p><p>12:30 dates wanting to learn too much about me</p><p>16:00 escaping the date</p><p>20:00 falling in love on the first date????</p><p>24:00 doing fun dates</p><p>27:00 the moment a date went bad</p><p>30:00 dating is too distracting</p><p>38:00 coming to a realization</p><p>45:00 dating younger men is a recipe for disaster</p><p>56:00 not making time for someone</p><p>1:06:00 setting some ground rules to men that want to date you</p><p>1:12:00 pullback method</p><p>1:16:00 a man not paying for the meal</p><p>1:20:00 things get weird after........</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 57 - Do women choose bad partners or is the dating pool cooked? We took the summer to find out. Spoiler alert: this was much harder than we even thought...</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Our inspo</p><p>07:00 the very first date</p><p>12:30 dates wanting to learn too much about me</p><p>16:00 escaping the date</p><p>20:00 falling in love on the first date????</p><p>24:00 doing fun dates</p><p>27:00 the moment a date went bad</p><p>30:00 dating is too distracting</p><p>38:00 coming to a realization</p><p>45:00 dating younger men is a recipe for disaster</p><p>56:00 not making time for someone</p><p>1:06:00 setting some ground rules to men that want to date you</p><p>1:12:00 pullback method</p><p>1:16:00 a man not paying for the meal</p><p>1:20:00 things get weird after........</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f94b158-ddc5-4f72-a8c8-4280b5770f5e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/5f94b158-ddc5-4f72-a8c8-4280b5770f5e.mp3" length="136627527" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:34:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Truth About Pretty Privilege (Pros &amp; Cons)</title><itunes:title>The Truth About Pretty Privilege (Pros &amp; Cons)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 56 - Being beautiful is amazing but it comes with its drawbacks as well. These are our experiences and how we navigate life with pretty privilege. </p><p>Thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 aging isn't a bad thing</p><p>11:00 getting invited to places for free</p><p>14:00 not having to work hard for money</p><p>16:00 people being envious and making life harder for you</p><p>19:00 you're seen as an object</p><p>28:00 you have more options</p><p>30:00 opportunity is everywhere so be presentable</p><p>34:00 you don't have to lay down with losers</p><p>36:00 low quality treatment</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 56 - Being beautiful is amazing but it comes with its drawbacks as well. These are our experiences and how we navigate life with pretty privilege. </p><p>Thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 aging isn't a bad thing</p><p>11:00 getting invited to places for free</p><p>14:00 not having to work hard for money</p><p>16:00 people being envious and making life harder for you</p><p>19:00 you're seen as an object</p><p>28:00 you have more options</p><p>30:00 opportunity is everywhere so be presentable</p><p>34:00 you don't have to lay down with losers</p><p>36:00 low quality treatment</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3e894c48-69a1-4c91-88b0-b80a51d721ba</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/3e894c48-69a1-4c91-88b0-b80a51d721ba.mp3" length="56483463" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Thawed Corndogs (BBQ Mukbang)</title><itunes:title>The Thawed Corndogs (BBQ Mukbang)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Mukbang Episode 48 - On today's mukbang episode we eat BBQ food! But more importantly we reveal many personal &amp; hilarious moments. </p><p>Thank you for watching 😋</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 I fell asleep at a Vegan BBQ</p><p>03:30 Pasta Salad taste test</p><p>09:00 making ube pancakes</p><p>13:00 moving in slow motion</p><p>18:00 people with no personality</p><p>28:00 there’s no place like home</p><p>34:00 one thing guys can do that’s cool</p><p>37:00 I peed myself</p><p>43:00 my proudest moments</p><p>48:00 juicy j’s biggest fan</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mukbang Episode 48 - On today's mukbang episode we eat BBQ food! But more importantly we reveal many personal &amp; hilarious moments. </p><p>Thank you for watching 😋</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 I fell asleep at a Vegan BBQ</p><p>03:30 Pasta Salad taste test</p><p>09:00 making ube pancakes</p><p>13:00 moving in slow motion</p><p>18:00 people with no personality</p><p>28:00 there’s no place like home</p><p>34:00 one thing guys can do that’s cool</p><p>37:00 I peed myself</p><p>43:00 my proudest moments</p><p>48:00 juicy j’s biggest fan</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0bec34a1-4606-4ad1-8108-30a33dc0ecc5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/0bec34a1-4606-4ad1-8108-30a33dc0ecc5.mp3" length="74185097" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>10 Green Flags to Look for BEFORE You Enter into a Relationship</title><itunes:title>10 Green Flags to Look for BEFORE You Enter into a Relationship</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 55 - We appreciate men who don't post too much online, men who are early to the date, men who are comfortable with PDA and men that make what YOU love important to them. Plus a CRAZY story time at the end 😳</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 a man who doesn’t post himself too much on social media</p><p>05:00 PDA &amp; submission</p><p>08:00 Sidebar (toot it &amp; boot it story)</p><p>13:30 being early to a date</p><p>20:00 sidebar (how do you not feel guilt)</p><p>25:00 treating animals kindly</p><p>25:30 making what I love important to you</p><p>31:00 sir that is not a compliment </p><p>33:00 open to dating outside of his race</p><p>39:00 a man of god</p><p>43:00 be passionate about what you stand for</p><p>45:00 storytime (my ex proposed to his ex gf after we break up)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 55 - We appreciate men who don't post too much online, men who are early to the date, men who are comfortable with PDA and men that make what YOU love important to them. Plus a CRAZY story time at the end 😳</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 a man who doesn’t post himself too much on social media</p><p>05:00 PDA &amp; submission</p><p>08:00 Sidebar (toot it &amp; boot it story)</p><p>13:30 being early to a date</p><p>20:00 sidebar (how do you not feel guilt)</p><p>25:00 treating animals kindly</p><p>25:30 making what I love important to you</p><p>31:00 sir that is not a compliment </p><p>33:00 open to dating outside of his race</p><p>39:00 a man of god</p><p>43:00 be passionate about what you stand for</p><p>45:00 storytime (my ex proposed to his ex gf after we break up)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ef60be1d-34b8-44db-b7aa-660bba9594a6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/ef60be1d-34b8-44db-b7aa-660bba9594a6.mp3" length="90208263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We were robbed, fired and broke days before moving into a new apartment...</title><itunes:title>We were robbed, fired and broke days before moving into a new apartment...</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>episode 54 - we decided to share a very personal story time for our 2 year podcast anniversary. TLDR; we were robbed and fired days before moving into our new apartment. on a lighter note, always water your relationships and don't take for granted of your people/situations. and if we say something that doesn't apply to you remember to adhere to our motto "if it doesn't apply let if fly".</p><p>time stamps:</p><p>00:00 a special 2 year podcast annniversary story time (lost job and had car stolen)</p><p>05:00 getting fired from a job we loved</p><p>10:00 Lenna's car is stolen while we were away</p><p>15:00 God blesses the courageous</p><p>20:00 take care of your blessings</p><p>25:00 falling out with friends</p><p>30:00 no hard feelings</p><p>36:00 men that don't pick up on social cues</p><p>42:00 if it doesn't apply let it fly</p><p>48:00 "oh you're fatherless" that's not the diss you think it is</p><p>52:00 an absolute deal breaker</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>episode 54 - we decided to share a very personal story time for our 2 year podcast anniversary. TLDR; we were robbed and fired days before moving into our new apartment. on a lighter note, always water your relationships and don't take for granted of your people/situations. and if we say something that doesn't apply to you remember to adhere to our motto "if it doesn't apply let if fly".</p><p>time stamps:</p><p>00:00 a special 2 year podcast annniversary story time (lost job and had car stolen)</p><p>05:00 getting fired from a job we loved</p><p>10:00 Lenna's car is stolen while we were away</p><p>15:00 God blesses the courageous</p><p>20:00 take care of your blessings</p><p>25:00 falling out with friends</p><p>30:00 no hard feelings</p><p>36:00 men that don't pick up on social cues</p><p>42:00 if it doesn't apply let it fly</p><p>48:00 "oh you're fatherless" that's not the diss you think it is</p><p>52:00 an absolute deal breaker</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">baaaa2cc-2c6b-45f7-ad56-f921786ba05d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/baaaa2cc-2c6b-45f7-ad56-f921786ba05d.mp3" length="83142471" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>MC BXB talks new music, relationships and the problem with this generation</title><itunes:title>MC BXB talks new music, relationships and the problem with this generation</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>podcast episode 53  - We have on rapper MC BXB to talk about who he's working with and how he came to be a rapper. Then he talks to us about his new relationship and being a romantic. And finally the problems he has with this generation of men and women 👀</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introducing our special guest MC Bob</p><p>15:00 We love simps but we ask MC Bob what is a simp?</p><p>18:00 MC Bob on asking out his GF</p><p>24:00 Why MC Bob regrets being a simp</p><p>29:00 Thoughts on abstinence </p><p>39:00 You should wait until marriage</p><p>43:00 Cheating isn’t always physical</p><p>45:00 Can women be players?</p><p>50:00 Act like you don’t want it</p><p>54:00 Too much trust is bad?</p><p>58:00 Heartbreak is not an excuse</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>podcast episode 53  - We have on rapper MC BXB to talk about who he's working with and how he came to be a rapper. Then he talks to us about his new relationship and being a romantic. And finally the problems he has with this generation of men and women 👀</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introducing our special guest MC Bob</p><p>15:00 We love simps but we ask MC Bob what is a simp?</p><p>18:00 MC Bob on asking out his GF</p><p>24:00 Why MC Bob regrets being a simp</p><p>29:00 Thoughts on abstinence </p><p>39:00 You should wait until marriage</p><p>43:00 Cheating isn’t always physical</p><p>45:00 Can women be players?</p><p>50:00 Act like you don’t want it</p><p>54:00 Too much trust is bad?</p><p>58:00 Heartbreak is not an excuse</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">81a6141f-6b3c-431c-a182-5c05eca4764f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/81a6141f-6b3c-431c-a182-5c05eca4764f.mp3" length="88577615" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your BoyFriend is Too AFRAID to Breakup With You</title><itunes:title>Your BoyFriend is Too AFRAID to Breakup With You</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 52 (Recap &amp; Roast) - We're back from Japan 🇯🇵! After talking a tiny bit about Japan we tell you why love bombing should only work on dumb girls, how it feels to learn you're not special to that man you're talking to and how your boyfriend is showing you he wants your relationship to end without saying it. </p><p>Thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Teasing our Japan recap</p><p>05:00 Recapping what we thought was our 50th episode</p><p>08:00 The man you’re dating should be taking care of himself</p><p>14:00 The men love bombing you think you’re dumb</p><p>18:00 That moment a man shows you you’re not special</p><p>22:00 I can’t see myself with a man or woman</p><p>30:00 Cute cool quirky</p><p>33:00 Being attractive is his personality</p><p>38:00 Reviewing our actual 50th episode (The Gloria Zamora Episode)</p><p>45:00 Your relationship is already over but you don’t know it</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 52 (Recap &amp; Roast) - We're back from Japan 🇯🇵! After talking a tiny bit about Japan we tell you why love bombing should only work on dumb girls, how it feels to learn you're not special to that man you're talking to and how your boyfriend is showing you he wants your relationship to end without saying it. </p><p>Thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Teasing our Japan recap</p><p>05:00 Recapping what we thought was our 50th episode</p><p>08:00 The man you’re dating should be taking care of himself</p><p>14:00 The men love bombing you think you’re dumb</p><p>18:00 That moment a man shows you you’re not special</p><p>22:00 I can’t see myself with a man or woman</p><p>30:00 Cute cool quirky</p><p>33:00 Being attractive is his personality</p><p>38:00 Reviewing our actual 50th episode (The Gloria Zamora Episode)</p><p>45:00 Your relationship is already over but you don’t know it</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b75352eb-37d2-43c8-8c65-c2243f9ffd93</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/b75352eb-37d2-43c8-8c65-c2243f9ffd93.mp3" length="92281287" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Social Media Profile Is Keeping You Single</title><itunes:title>Your Social Media Profile Is Keeping You Single</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 51 - Our PSA's for this latest episode of SomethingForThatAss - Please for the love of the lord, MEN stop posting pictures pursing your lips. Be a man who BEGS and be a man who is submissive to his woman. Women love a man of his word. So stop propping up your entire fascination of a woman based on your lust for them. We love substance! And when your relationship isn't working, don't step out or do something to maker HER end the relationship; be a man and do it yourself. </p><p>Enjoy 😗</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Please stop pursing your lips</p><p>04:00 I will never be your peace</p><p>09:00 I love a man who begs</p><p>14:00 I need a man who is a man of his word</p><p>21:00 A relationship built on lust is not built to last</p><p>26:00 Possessiveness is dangerous</p><p>32:00 Stop trying to keep up with the younger crowd</p><p>35:00 Picky about who you spend time with</p><p>38:00 Be a man and end your relationship</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 51 - Our PSA's for this latest episode of SomethingForThatAss - Please for the love of the lord, MEN stop posting pictures pursing your lips. Be a man who BEGS and be a man who is submissive to his woman. Women love a man of his word. So stop propping up your entire fascination of a woman based on your lust for them. We love substance! And when your relationship isn't working, don't step out or do something to maker HER end the relationship; be a man and do it yourself. </p><p>Enjoy 😗</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Please stop pursing your lips</p><p>04:00 I will never be your peace</p><p>09:00 I love a man who begs</p><p>14:00 I need a man who is a man of his word</p><p>21:00 A relationship built on lust is not built to last</p><p>26:00 Possessiveness is dangerous</p><p>32:00 Stop trying to keep up with the younger crowd</p><p>35:00 Picky about who you spend time with</p><p>38:00 Be a man and end your relationship</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fc388a51-7b80-46f6-8c63-a68f67bada44</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/fc388a51-7b80-46f6-8c63-a68f67bada44.mp3" length="59976915" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>41:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rest in Paradise Gloria Zamora 🤍🪽</title><itunes:title>Rest in Paradise Gloria Zamora 🤍🪽</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Our Actual 50th Episode - On this episode we cover the untimely death of Gloria Zamora, a light in her community and an inspiration to many women around the world 🕊️.</p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Covering the death of Gloria Zamora and the media frenzy that ensued</p><p>04:00 There was absolutely no reason for this</p><p>09:00 Why are we justifying and rationalizing her ex husbands decision to carry out her murder</p><p>15:00 A lot of the discourse surrounding Gloria's murder is vile</p><p>20:00 Her body is not the story here but many are hyper fixated on it </p><p>22:00 Stop saying her killer and ex husband was a "good man"</p><p>28:00 Chronically insecure men are dangerous</p><p>35:00 Hector did not deserve this</p><p>40:00 You may need help</p><p>44:00 Some of the content people are putting out there about this situation is disgusting (READ THE ROOM)</p><p>51:00 Remembering what Gloria Zamora stood for</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our Actual 50th Episode - On this episode we cover the untimely death of Gloria Zamora, a light in her community and an inspiration to many women around the world 🕊️.</p><p>Time Stamps: </p><p>00:00 Covering the death of Gloria Zamora and the media frenzy that ensued</p><p>04:00 There was absolutely no reason for this</p><p>09:00 Why are we justifying and rationalizing her ex husbands decision to carry out her murder</p><p>15:00 A lot of the discourse surrounding Gloria's murder is vile</p><p>20:00 Her body is not the story here but many are hyper fixated on it </p><p>22:00 Stop saying her killer and ex husband was a "good man"</p><p>28:00 Chronically insecure men are dangerous</p><p>35:00 Hector did not deserve this</p><p>40:00 You may need help</p><p>44:00 Some of the content people are putting out there about this situation is disgusting (READ THE ROOM)</p><p>51:00 Remembering what Gloria Zamora stood for</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2a09387c-f1f1-4990-bb4b-1cb93ccd5e66</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/2a09387c-f1f1-4990-bb4b-1cb93ccd5e66.mp3" length="77407823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The 50th Episode Special (We DRINK on an Episode for the FIRST Time)</title><itunes:title>The 50th Episode Special (We DRINK on an Episode for the FIRST Time)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 50 - We drink wine and get a little tipsy for the first time on an episode 🎉 FCK ICE ALWAYS &amp; FOREVER. We talk babies with no lips, naked mole rats and taking hate for the greater good.</p><p>Thank you for watching 50 episodes and being a part of this journey, we love and appreciate y'all 🩷</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 FCK ICE ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE</p><p>07:00 Wine review</p><p>14:00 Learning and speaking spanish</p><p>21:00 Babies with no lips</p><p>28:00 The Naked Mole Rat</p><p>35:00 The friend you need</p><p>43:00 Too high to function</p><p>50:00 Vegas trip</p><p>55:00 Physically sick because of a relationship</p><p>1:00:00 I want all my girls to be happy</p><p>1:10:00 Taking the hate for the greater good</p><p>1:17:00 Learning how to talk to each person you love</p><p>1:23:00 The Art story</p><p>1:28:00 You have to provide value</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 50 - We drink wine and get a little tipsy for the first time on an episode 🎉 FCK ICE ALWAYS &amp; FOREVER. We talk babies with no lips, naked mole rats and taking hate for the greater good.</p><p>Thank you for watching 50 episodes and being a part of this journey, we love and appreciate y'all 🩷</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 FCK ICE ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE</p><p>07:00 Wine review</p><p>14:00 Learning and speaking spanish</p><p>21:00 Babies with no lips</p><p>28:00 The Naked Mole Rat</p><p>35:00 The friend you need</p><p>43:00 Too high to function</p><p>50:00 Vegas trip</p><p>55:00 Physically sick because of a relationship</p><p>1:00:00 I want all my girls to be happy</p><p>1:10:00 Taking the hate for the greater good</p><p>1:17:00 Learning how to talk to each person you love</p><p>1:23:00 The Art story</p><p>1:28:00 You have to provide value</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b2ea2fa6-7e82-4728-a505-4effc3b7bb4a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/b2ea2fa6-7e82-4728-a505-4effc3b7bb4a.mp3" length="131715975" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:31:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Men Lie to Women Because We Wouldn&apos;t Like Who You Really Are</title><itunes:title>Men Lie to Women Because We Wouldn&apos;t Like Who You Really Are</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 49 - Our latest recap and roast! We touch on how men THINK they should NOT approach women as a tactic, why men lie to women, being open to new friends and not sleeping with undeserving men. </p><p>Thanks for watching 💋</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introducing a new member to the family</p><p>04:30 Recap and Roast starts</p><p>06:00 Reading a viewers thought process on how to approach dating</p><p>12:00 Men lie because that's the only way women will accept some of you</p><p>18:00 "No New Friends" is a lame motto</p><p>24:00 Moving on and taking your power back</p><p>27:00 You're only as attached to that man as you want to be</p><p>33:00 Obedient for no reason</p><p>37:00 Sleeping with undeserving men</p><p>40:00 Everyone has a price</p><p>45:00 "The Look"</p><p>50:00 Full sending shrooms</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Podcast Episode 49 - Our latest recap and roast! We touch on how men THINK they should NOT approach women as a tactic, why men lie to women, being open to new friends and not sleeping with undeserving men. </p><p>Thanks for watching 💋</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introducing a new member to the family</p><p>04:30 Recap and Roast starts</p><p>06:00 Reading a viewers thought process on how to approach dating</p><p>12:00 Men lie because that's the only way women will accept some of you</p><p>18:00 "No New Friends" is a lame motto</p><p>24:00 Moving on and taking your power back</p><p>27:00 You're only as attached to that man as you want to be</p><p>33:00 Obedient for no reason</p><p>37:00 Sleeping with undeserving men</p><p>40:00 Everyone has a price</p><p>45:00 "The Look"</p><p>50:00 Full sending shrooms</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9ed5bcb8-3358-462d-bcb4-8241ac57ff1e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/9ed5bcb8-3358-462d-bcb4-8241ac57ff1e.mp3" length="77900872" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Female Friendships are MORE IMPORTANT Than Your Boyfriend</title><itunes:title>Female Friendships are MORE IMPORTANT Than Your Boyfriend</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 48- On this week's episode we talk to Isene about putting all your eggs in one basket, parents not giving their kids a fair shot at life and how impactful female friendships are for women. PLUS, why are women STILL putting up with situationships in 2025?! </p><p>Special thanks to Isene for joining us on this special episode 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introducing our special guest and host of Herizon Podcast</p><p>08:00 From Wifey to Single</p><p>15:00 Men don't like women who are too outspoken</p><p>21:00 Don't put all your eggs in one basket</p><p>28:00 Escape IMMEDIATELY</p><p>35:00 Does he hate you?</p><p>41:00 You're not giving you child a fair shot</p><p>45:00 Female friendships save lives</p><p>54:00 You don't have to persevere through EVERYTHING for the family dynamic</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 48- On this week's episode we talk to Isene about putting all your eggs in one basket, parents not giving their kids a fair shot at life and how impactful female friendships are for women. PLUS, why are women STILL putting up with situationships in 2025?! </p><p>Special thanks to Isene for joining us on this special episode 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introducing our special guest and host of Herizon Podcast</p><p>08:00 From Wifey to Single</p><p>15:00 Men don't like women who are too outspoken</p><p>21:00 Don't put all your eggs in one basket</p><p>28:00 Escape IMMEDIATELY</p><p>35:00 Does he hate you?</p><p>41:00 You're not giving you child a fair shot</p><p>45:00 Female friendships save lives</p><p>54:00 You don't have to persevere through EVERYTHING for the family dynamic</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7c7381b5-a273-47fe-a265-b0221e91ea06</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/7c7381b5-a273-47fe-a265-b0221e91ea06.mp3" length="87069064" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dating Deal Breakers for Women</title><itunes:title>Dating Deal Breakers for Women</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 47 - We debate what is and isn't a deal breaker for ourselves! From bad hairlines, parents who hate you, what car they drive and men who rave; we cover it all. </p><p>thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>TIME STAMPS: </p><p>00:00 A change of plans</p><p>05:00 Roughest time of the month</p><p>10:00 Lenna's a THIEF</p><p>13:00 Fuerza Regida's 111xPANTIA Album Release Party</p><p>16:00 Deal Breakers BEGIN</p><p>19:00 Following random girls and Men who RAVE</p><p>22:00 Babydaddys</p><p>27:00 His parents hate you</p><p>31:00 Mommas boys</p><p>35:00 Not eating fruits &amp; vegetables + being healthy</p><p>41:30 Bad Hairlines</p><p>44:00 What car you're driving</p><p>47:00 Butt crack</p><p>50:00 Finger nails</p><p>53:00 Blackout drunk</p><p>57:00 Men who Club</p><p>01:00:00 Outside is not that fun</p><p>01:04:00 Teeth/Oral Hygiene</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 47 - We debate what is and isn't a deal breaker for ourselves! From bad hairlines, parents who hate you, what car they drive and men who rave; we cover it all. </p><p>thanks for watching 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>TIME STAMPS: </p><p>00:00 A change of plans</p><p>05:00 Roughest time of the month</p><p>10:00 Lenna's a THIEF</p><p>13:00 Fuerza Regida's 111xPANTIA Album Release Party</p><p>16:00 Deal Breakers BEGIN</p><p>19:00 Following random girls and Men who RAVE</p><p>22:00 Babydaddys</p><p>27:00 His parents hate you</p><p>31:00 Mommas boys</p><p>35:00 Not eating fruits &amp; vegetables + being healthy</p><p>41:30 Bad Hairlines</p><p>44:00 What car you're driving</p><p>47:00 Butt crack</p><p>50:00 Finger nails</p><p>53:00 Blackout drunk</p><p>57:00 Men who Club</p><p>01:00:00 Outside is not that fun</p><p>01:04:00 Teeth/Oral Hygiene</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3cf55d8c-6b6f-48ef-be8e-5c3f32739fa9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/3cf55d8c-6b6f-48ef-be8e-5c3f32739fa9.mp3" length="100428808" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Boy Crazy Girls Are DANGEROUS</title><itunes:title>Boy Crazy Girls Are DANGEROUS</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 46 - Today's episode is ALL about girls whose lives revolve around men and what they'll do to "keep" that man. AKA BOY CRAZY WOMEN! Y'all need a reality check and we're going to give it to you. This episode needs no further introduction.</p><p>Enjoy 🍑</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>03:00 Down bad after a relationship</p><p>07:00 You hated me the whole time</p><p>17:00 0 Sympathy</p><p>20:00 Never trust a woman who's boy crazy</p><p>26:00 Always be a girl's girl no matter what</p><p>29:00 Leaving Your Girl Friends for your Man????</p><p>35:00 Dead beat mothers can go to hell</p><p>40:00 You are what you hate</p><p>45:00 You need a reality check and maybe a hobby</p><p>48:00 That man is not yours</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 46 - Today's episode is ALL about girls whose lives revolve around men and what they'll do to "keep" that man. AKA BOY CRAZY WOMEN! Y'all need a reality check and we're going to give it to you. This episode needs no further introduction.</p><p>Enjoy 🍑</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Introduction</p><p>03:00 Down bad after a relationship</p><p>07:00 You hated me the whole time</p><p>17:00 0 Sympathy</p><p>20:00 Never trust a woman who's boy crazy</p><p>26:00 Always be a girl's girl no matter what</p><p>29:00 Leaving Your Girl Friends for your Man????</p><p>35:00 Dead beat mothers can go to hell</p><p>40:00 You are what you hate</p><p>45:00 You need a reality check and maybe a hobby</p><p>48:00 That man is not yours</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cb770e2c-2039-4dd4-a89f-a795a821cded</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/04510583-9966-46be-868f-ccaf05536801/SFTA-46-FC-m.mp3" length="75418306" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women</title><itunes:title>Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>RECAP &amp; ROAST (EPISODE 45) - Be careful who you decide to spend your life with romantically because that man can AGE you very quickly! Stop telling women you want to make them your baby mom... that is hate speech. I will be a WIFE first. Our response to "What do you bring to the table" comments. Also, women must earn flowers? And finally, women need to take accountability but weak men seek out weak women. </p><p>Enjoy 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Currently on a cleanse</p><p>07:00 I cut my hair</p><p>09:00 Very unwilling to Date at this moment</p><p>11:00 Don't let a man age you</p><p>16:00 Trying to impregnate me is not a turn on</p><p>19:00 I'm going to be a wife FIRST</p><p>24:00 The "What do you bring to the table" comments</p><p>27:00 Just don't date then</p><p>34:00 Women have to earn flowers?</p><p>38:00 Women need to take accountability</p><p>41:00 Just Pick Better Men</p><p>46:00 Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women</p><p>58:00 You may not actually like women</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RECAP &amp; ROAST (EPISODE 45) - Be careful who you decide to spend your life with romantically because that man can AGE you very quickly! Stop telling women you want to make them your baby mom... that is hate speech. I will be a WIFE first. Our response to "What do you bring to the table" comments. Also, women must earn flowers? And finally, women need to take accountability but weak men seek out weak women. </p><p>Enjoy 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Currently on a cleanse</p><p>07:00 I cut my hair</p><p>09:00 Very unwilling to Date at this moment</p><p>11:00 Don't let a man age you</p><p>16:00 Trying to impregnate me is not a turn on</p><p>19:00 I'm going to be a wife FIRST</p><p>24:00 The "What do you bring to the table" comments</p><p>27:00 Just don't date then</p><p>34:00 Women have to earn flowers?</p><p>38:00 Women need to take accountability</p><p>41:00 Just Pick Better Men</p><p>46:00 Weak Men Seek Out Weak Women</p><p>58:00 You may not actually like women</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3b5d9f0d-a9a0-4ee5-9615-66d0813b062e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7e018368-a557-40f8-80b4-261c4c56d1a6/SFTA-45-FC.mp3" length="91049227" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Making Music While HEARTBROKEN, Drake Hate Is WEIRD &amp; Ignoring Online Hate</title><itunes:title>Making Music While HEARTBROKEN, Drake Hate Is WEIRD &amp; Ignoring Online Hate</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 43 - On this episode we have AMAYAJANE on to talk about her music  and creative process 🎶! And of course we had to get in her business 🤭. She gives us her breakdown on the Drake and Kendrick beef, making music when you're heartbroken and alchemy 🔮. </p><p>We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼 </p><p>Make sure to go listen to AMAYAJANE on Apple and Spotify! </p><p>And follow her on socials @AMAYAJANEG</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 We have AMAYAJANE on today's episode 🎶</p><p>02:30 Making music when you're heartbroken &amp; being heartbroken</p><p>4:00 Those situationships hurt more than relationships</p><p> 09:00 Men &amp; Women are DIFFERENT 🍑</p><p>12:00 Choosing my stage name</p><p>17:00 There's space for everyone</p><p>21:00 Drake hate is weird</p><p>25:00 Working with someone where the vibe was off</p><p>29:00 HAPPY BDAY TEXT IS MANDATORY</p><p>35:00 Getting hate online</p><p>40:00 Taking more creative control</p><p>49:00 Alchemy </p><p>55:00 Stop doing things you got to apologize for</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 43 - On this episode we have AMAYAJANE on to talk about her music  and creative process 🎶! And of course we had to get in her business 🤭. She gives us her breakdown on the Drake and Kendrick beef, making music when you're heartbroken and alchemy 🔮. </p><p>We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼 </p><p>Make sure to go listen to AMAYAJANE on Apple and Spotify! </p><p>And follow her on socials @AMAYAJANEG</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 We have AMAYAJANE on today's episode 🎶</p><p>02:30 Making music when you're heartbroken &amp; being heartbroken</p><p>4:00 Those situationships hurt more than relationships</p><p> 09:00 Men &amp; Women are DIFFERENT 🍑</p><p>12:00 Choosing my stage name</p><p>17:00 There's space for everyone</p><p>21:00 Drake hate is weird</p><p>25:00 Working with someone where the vibe was off</p><p>29:00 HAPPY BDAY TEXT IS MANDATORY</p><p>35:00 Getting hate online</p><p>40:00 Taking more creative control</p><p>49:00 Alchemy </p><p>55:00 Stop doing things you got to apologize for</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">35cd417d-31d3-49b2-ab25-60eed84435f8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8f62d200-9ac0-4258-916d-08250096e215/SFTA-43-FC.mp3" length="92035336" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What to Bring on the FIRST DATE &amp; Women Giving into their DEMONS</title><itunes:title>What to Bring on the FIRST DATE &amp; Women Giving into their DEMONS</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 42 - On this episode we are switching things up and talking to each other instead of AT YOU 😗. First, we ask why men look down upon simps and tricks. Also, have you ever noticed a man has no problem spending his money if it leads to something at the end of the night? Then, Brookelyn urges you to be with better quality people. Your future Husband/Wife will thank you. Plus another PSA 🗣️ MEN NEED TO STOP THEIR COMPLAINING. </p><p>We hope you enjoy this episode 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Changing things up on SFTA </p><p>02:00 Simps and Tricks are IN</p><p>09:00 Men are happy spending money if you’re giving it up </p><p>14:00 4k Evidence…</p><p>20:00 Seeing the quality of person you’ve been with says a lot about you</p><p>24:00 Stop giving into your demons</p><p>30:00 Women think “Getting Dudes” is a flex</p><p>32:00 Showing up to a FIRST DATE with nothing????</p><p>38:00 Men are always COMPLAINING</p><p>43:00 Being alone can be wonderful</p><p>48:00 Men get real RUDE once you don’t give them anything</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 42 - On this episode we are switching things up and talking to each other instead of AT YOU 😗. First, we ask why men look down upon simps and tricks. Also, have you ever noticed a man has no problem spending his money if it leads to something at the end of the night? Then, Brookelyn urges you to be with better quality people. Your future Husband/Wife will thank you. Plus another PSA 🗣️ MEN NEED TO STOP THEIR COMPLAINING. </p><p>We hope you enjoy this episode 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Changing things up on SFTA </p><p>02:00 Simps and Tricks are IN</p><p>09:00 Men are happy spending money if you’re giving it up </p><p>14:00 4k Evidence…</p><p>20:00 Seeing the quality of person you’ve been with says a lot about you</p><p>24:00 Stop giving into your demons</p><p>30:00 Women think “Getting Dudes” is a flex</p><p>32:00 Showing up to a FIRST DATE with nothing????</p><p>38:00 Men are always COMPLAINING</p><p>43:00 Being alone can be wonderful</p><p>48:00 Men get real RUDE once you don’t give them anything</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0924055f-0a51-4f1a-bc74-92c7aee038a5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bf601241-54cc-4894-ab9b-1767838abbe2/SFTA-42-FC.mp3" length="79219336" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Being SINGLE Can Be Just as Fulfilling as Being in a RELATIONSHIP &amp; Stop TRAUMA DUMPING on Your Date</title><itunes:title>Being SINGLE Can Be Just as Fulfilling as Being in a RELATIONSHIP &amp; Stop TRAUMA DUMPING on Your Date</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 41 - On this episode we talk about how society looks down on women who decide not to have children. And the negative stigma placed upon women from men if they're single. Why is being single such a negative? Then we must get you guys to stop trauma dumping on your date. And if it happens to you, RUN!</p><p>We hope you enjoy Episode 41 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>06:00 You can't miss what you've never had</p><p>15:00 Having Kids VS Being Single for Life</p><p>20:00 Women add to your life EASILY</p><p>26:00 Society is harsh too harsh on Women who don't have kids</p><p>34:00 Respect yourself so you can command respect</p><p>44:00 Stop telling me you love me way too soon</p><p>50:00 Stop trauma dumping on your date</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 41 - On this episode we talk about how society looks down on women who decide not to have children. And the negative stigma placed upon women from men if they're single. Why is being single such a negative? Then we must get you guys to stop trauma dumping on your date. And if it happens to you, RUN!</p><p>We hope you enjoy Episode 41 🍑</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>06:00 You can't miss what you've never had</p><p>15:00 Having Kids VS Being Single for Life</p><p>20:00 Women add to your life EASILY</p><p>26:00 Society is harsh too harsh on Women who don't have kids</p><p>34:00 Respect yourself so you can command respect</p><p>44:00 Stop telling me you love me way too soon</p><p>50:00 Stop trauma dumping on your date</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">922fbf66-f495-4dc3-b1ea-5aaa14435e84</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bc84c285-79fd-4157-ab10-0dffe2a8978a/SFTA-41-FC.mp3" length="95300685" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RECAP AND ROAST #10</title><itunes:title>RECAP AND ROAST #10</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 40- On this episode we bring you our Recap &amp; Roast 🔥 WE tell you why lust is incredibly dangerous and can lead to terrible mistakes. Why sometimes you have a crush on someone when you're bored. A man tells Lenna she needs her nails done 🤮 What you need to expect from your partner this valentines day. Finally, do your research on products you're purchasing.</p><p>We hope you enjoy another Recap and Roast 🫶🏼</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>02:00 Don't make mistakes early on in dating</p><p>06:00 Lustful men and women</p><p>10:00 I had a crush for a few days</p><p>14:00 Practicing what I preach</p><p>20:00 Lust is dangerous</p><p>24:00 Man thinks I NEED to get my nails done</p><p>29:00 Creepy guy at my gym</p><p>36:00 Women are the inspiration</p><p>42:00 Be careful about the products you buy</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 40- On this episode we bring you our Recap &amp; Roast 🔥 WE tell you why lust is incredibly dangerous and can lead to terrible mistakes. Why sometimes you have a crush on someone when you're bored. A man tells Lenna she needs her nails done 🤮 What you need to expect from your partner this valentines day. Finally, do your research on products you're purchasing.</p><p>We hope you enjoy another Recap and Roast 🫶🏼</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>02:00 Don't make mistakes early on in dating</p><p>06:00 Lustful men and women</p><p>10:00 I had a crush for a few days</p><p>14:00 Practicing what I preach</p><p>20:00 Lust is dangerous</p><p>24:00 Man thinks I NEED to get my nails done</p><p>29:00 Creepy guy at my gym</p><p>36:00 Women are the inspiration</p><p>42:00 Be careful about the products you buy</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">db87e365-274e-41c1-a0fe-8be156a8a727</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/75952c15-c39e-4e1d-95f3-d4f7b3916f27/SFTA-40-FC.mp3" length="83147656" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Situationships - Why YOU Should STAY AWAY From Them</title><itunes:title>Situationships - Why YOU Should STAY AWAY From Them</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 39 - Welcome to a new episode of Something For That Ass Podcast 🍑 Today we tell you why situationships are a WASTE of time. Then Lenna tells us about a manipulation tactic to look out for when on a date. Then we talk about what type of man you have to be to cheat on your pregnant wife. Tune in for another wild ride 🎢</p><p>We hope you had a lot of laughs and found something to take away from this episode 🫶🏼</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p><br></p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>03:30 Situationships are a waste of time</p><p>07:00 Don't settle for breadcrumbs</p><p>11:00 Enduring for nothing</p><p>14:00 is this manipulative?</p><p>18:00 Kissing on the first date</p><p>20:00 What's worse debate</p><p>23:00 Keep it in your pants while she's pregnant</p><p>28:00 What drives a person to cheat</p><p>34:00 You don't need closure</p><p>39:00 A man can't even meet his own standards</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 39 - Welcome to a new episode of Something For That Ass Podcast 🍑 Today we tell you why situationships are a WASTE of time. Then Lenna tells us about a manipulation tactic to look out for when on a date. Then we talk about what type of man you have to be to cheat on your pregnant wife. Tune in for another wild ride 🎢</p><p>We hope you had a lot of laughs and found something to take away from this episode 🫶🏼</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p><br></p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>03:30 Situationships are a waste of time</p><p>07:00 Don't settle for breadcrumbs</p><p>11:00 Enduring for nothing</p><p>14:00 is this manipulative?</p><p>18:00 Kissing on the first date</p><p>20:00 What's worse debate</p><p>23:00 Keep it in your pants while she's pregnant</p><p>28:00 What drives a person to cheat</p><p>34:00 You don't need closure</p><p>39:00 A man can't even meet his own standards</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a7218a91-9eab-4ac3-893b-cf5ee859f808</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/08285063-7103-46e0-975c-a86aee6f13b1/SFTA-39-FC.mp3" length="69550024" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Should Be With a Man Who is a Provider</title><itunes:title>You Should Be With a Man Who is a Provider</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 38 - Our first episode recorded in 2025 🎉 If you're new here, welcome! If you're an OG, thanks for sticking around 🫶🏼 On this episode, Lenna has us meditate together to start this one. Brookelyn advises the girls to put down the rose toys. And finally, we tell you why you SHOULD be with a Provider Man. </p><p>We hope you enjoy this episode, thank you for watching 🍑</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 What we ALMOST called our fans</p><p>04:00 Meditation Corner w/ Lenna</p><p>07:00 Put down the rose toys</p><p>12:00 It smells well</p><p>19:30 Be with a Provider</p><p>26:00 It’s all a risk</p><p>28:00 I do not mind being single</p><p>31:00 Be more selective about who you give kids to</p><p>33:30 YOU KNEW</p><p>40:00 Those brain scans are scary</p><p>46:00 Another Red Flag</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 38 - Our first episode recorded in 2025 🎉 If you're new here, welcome! If you're an OG, thanks for sticking around 🫶🏼 On this episode, Lenna has us meditate together to start this one. Brookelyn advises the girls to put down the rose toys. And finally, we tell you why you SHOULD be with a Provider Man. </p><p>We hope you enjoy this episode, thank you for watching 🍑</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 What we ALMOST called our fans</p><p>04:00 Meditation Corner w/ Lenna</p><p>07:00 Put down the rose toys</p><p>12:00 It smells well</p><p>19:30 Be with a Provider</p><p>26:00 It’s all a risk</p><p>28:00 I do not mind being single</p><p>31:00 Be more selective about who you give kids to</p><p>33:30 YOU KNEW</p><p>40:00 Those brain scans are scary</p><p>46:00 Another Red Flag</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8eb68c94-4ae4-4df6-ad5e-67e5126b121f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9f32143b-d507-450c-af81-cd0f71ff5135/SFTA-38-FC.mp3" length="71427784" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How To Ask a Woman Out An a Date</title><itunes:title>How To Ask a Woman Out An a Date</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 37 - Happy New Years 🍑 🎉 On this episode we go over how to approach a woman for a date. We also talk about some dating experiences we've recently been through. We question why on earth guys talk dirty to you BEFORE you've even gone through the FIRST date??? The audacity. More dating advice and a few pieces of personal experience to share from your big sisters 🫶🏼</p><p>We hope you enjoyed our latest episode 😚</p><p>(Time Stamps):</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>02:00 Why are you sending me unwarranted pics???</p><p>06:00 If I give you my # USE IT</p><p>12:00 Stop talking crazy before the first date</p><p>16:00 I don’t want to link</p><p>25:00 Men can’t wait to lie to you</p><p>32:00 I’m not your cool chill girl</p><p>39:00 Corn is bad for you</p><p>48:00 Red flags on the first date</p><p>52:00 You get what you’re okay with</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 37 - Happy New Years 🍑 🎉 On this episode we go over how to approach a woman for a date. We also talk about some dating experiences we've recently been through. We question why on earth guys talk dirty to you BEFORE you've even gone through the FIRST date??? The audacity. More dating advice and a few pieces of personal experience to share from your big sisters 🫶🏼</p><p>We hope you enjoyed our latest episode 😚</p><p>(Time Stamps):</p><p>00:00 Intro</p><p>02:00 Why are you sending me unwarranted pics???</p><p>06:00 If I give you my # USE IT</p><p>12:00 Stop talking crazy before the first date</p><p>16:00 I don’t want to link</p><p>25:00 Men can’t wait to lie to you</p><p>32:00 I’m not your cool chill girl</p><p>39:00 Corn is bad for you</p><p>48:00 Red flags on the first date</p><p>52:00 You get what you’re okay with</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2e4366b3-d4c0-4225-93f6-4273c6812fdf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0f519296-7169-497f-b45c-55e44cc2a05d/SFTA-37-FC.mp3" length="96590350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Recap and Roast #9 (Holiday Rekindling, FAKE FRIENDS and Traditional Values)</title><itunes:title>Recap and Roast #9 (Holiday Rekindling, FAKE FRIENDS and Traditional Values)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 36 (Segment 9 Part 4) - On this episode we go over how important it is to have a strong cut off game. Don't let that man play with you a 2nd, 3rd or 4th time. Due to recent events, we must put the FAKE FRIENDS on notice. Finally, we hold more traditional values whether you like it or not! PLUS we are in our MODESTY era.</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Spinning the block during the holidays</p><p>04:50 Cut off game is CRUCIAL</p><p>10:30 FAKE FRIENDS PROCEED WITH CAUTION</p><p>18:00 50/50 backlash</p><p>28:30 Men who cook are winning</p><p>32:00 Holding more traditional values</p><p>35:00 In my Modesty Era </p><p>40:00 Wholesome activities with my twin</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 36 (Segment 9 Part 4) - On this episode we go over how important it is to have a strong cut off game. Don't let that man play with you a 2nd, 3rd or 4th time. Due to recent events, we must put the FAKE FRIENDS on notice. Finally, we hold more traditional values whether you like it or not! PLUS we are in our MODESTY era.</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Spinning the block during the holidays</p><p>04:50 Cut off game is CRUCIAL</p><p>10:30 FAKE FRIENDS PROCEED WITH CAUTION</p><p>18:00 50/50 backlash</p><p>28:30 Men who cook are winning</p><p>32:00 Holding more traditional values</p><p>35:00 In my Modesty Era </p><p>40:00 Wholesome activities with my twin</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">125cf14d-3f4a-4973-89ba-dafc4f581173</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/89944fde-a0dd-4e02-ac15-7930f898e729/SFTA-36-FC.mp3" length="66482824" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Relationship Advice: Stop Being Nonchalant About the Woman You&apos;re Dating</title><itunes:title>Relationship Advice: Stop Being Nonchalant About the Woman You&apos;re Dating</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPSIODE 35 - On this episode we played the card game "Keep It Playa" with our special guest Yami! The trio is back in action and we have a more idgaf Yami this time around. We get into why you don't give multiple chances to someone. Running red lights is apperently frowned upon by some, for some reason. Guys wanting to be your 2nd BF, WILLINGLY?! That's very disgusting of you. Finally, we don't like nonchalant men. Be a man and be obsessed with me.</p><p>Thank you Yami for coming on again 🫶🏼</p><p>We hope you guys enjoyed this hilarious episode 😚</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPSIODE 35 - On this episode we played the card game "Keep It Playa" with our special guest Yami! The trio is back in action and we have a more idgaf Yami this time around. We get into why you don't give multiple chances to someone. Running red lights is apperently frowned upon by some, for some reason. Guys wanting to be your 2nd BF, WILLINGLY?! That's very disgusting of you. Finally, we don't like nonchalant men. Be a man and be obsessed with me.</p><p>Thank you Yami for coming on again 🫶🏼</p><p>We hope you guys enjoyed this hilarious episode 😚</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8db36bcf-418b-488d-ac0e-67ca90417bd1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/18b1431a-aed1-4041-b329-4e7e67ffccc6/SFTA-35-FC-ACTUAL.mp3" length="98003435" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Being on Stage with Fuerza Regida, Dating Life Updates &amp; How to Get Over a Breakup</title><itunes:title>Being on Stage with Fuerza Regida, Dating Life Updates &amp; How to Get Over a Breakup</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 34 - On this episode we recap our time being on stage at the Fuerza Regida Concert! An incredibly iconic moment for us, thank you to everyone who reached out to congratulate us. And to the hating ass hoes who didn't, we see that too. We each give a dating life update! Finally, we get into how to get over a breakup 💔</p><p>Enjoy ☺️</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 34 - On this episode we recap our time being on stage at the Fuerza Regida Concert! An incredibly iconic moment for us, thank you to everyone who reached out to congratulate us. And to the hating ass hoes who didn't, we see that too. We each give a dating life update! Finally, we get into how to get over a breakup 💔</p><p>Enjoy ☺️</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fb02d00d-506c-4877-9530-ed12374f3170</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3ea21585-1086-4040-9529-7fc0a148a3fa/SFTA-34-FC.mp3" length="55361416" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Constitutes Cheating?</title><itunes:title>What Constitutes Cheating?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 33 - On this episode we were inspired to revisit some topics that we briefly covered in our last episode. We get down to the bottom of what is and isn't cheating in a relationship. In person and online. Brookelyn will never settle for 50/50. Lenna gives you a life update. Different people consider different things cheating, but one thing's for certain. NO ONE WANTS A DUSTY.</p><p>Thanks for listening 🫶🏼</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Talk about it with your partner IMMEDIATELY </p><p>03:00 Talking isn’t cheating</p><p>11:00 Men don’t handle rejection well</p><p>17:00 I want to be a stay at home mother</p><p>25:00 Stop whining</p><p>30:00 You have to pay for the table</p><p>40:00 Lenna’s Update</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 33 - On this episode we were inspired to revisit some topics that we briefly covered in our last episode. We get down to the bottom of what is and isn't cheating in a relationship. In person and online. Brookelyn will never settle for 50/50. Lenna gives you a life update. Different people consider different things cheating, but one thing's for certain. NO ONE WANTS A DUSTY.</p><p>Thanks for listening 🫶🏼</p><p><br></p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 Talk about it with your partner IMMEDIATELY </p><p>03:00 Talking isn’t cheating</p><p>11:00 Men don’t handle rejection well</p><p>17:00 I want to be a stay at home mother</p><p>25:00 Stop whining</p><p>30:00 You have to pay for the table</p><p>40:00 Lenna’s Update</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c4037897-f66a-4948-a834-0851c99b1c22</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 06 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/92923c07-70ad-402c-973c-d1b78b420e0d/SFTA-33-FC.mp3" length="60935944" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>42:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RECAP &amp; ROAST 🪵🔥</title><itunes:title>RECAP &amp; ROAST 🪵🔥</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 32 - On this episode we give you updates on each of our love lives and how we navigate dating. Brookelyn thinks you should stop bragging about how tight and wet it is. Enough is enough. The chemical imbalance men have to cheat is no excuse to be sloppy, IF that theory is true. And if I found out, consider it an open relationship. Since you wanted to be to so open. Finally, you can't let yourself go in a relationship. WE must keep ourselves accountable. PLUS a STORYTIME at the end.</p><p>We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 32 - On this episode we give you updates on each of our love lives and how we navigate dating. Brookelyn thinks you should stop bragging about how tight and wet it is. Enough is enough. The chemical imbalance men have to cheat is no excuse to be sloppy, IF that theory is true. And if I found out, consider it an open relationship. Since you wanted to be to so open. Finally, you can't let yourself go in a relationship. WE must keep ourselves accountable. PLUS a STORYTIME at the end.</p><p>We hope you enjoyed this episode 🫶🏼</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1323cf42-39ba-4d9c-84ed-f9ea17c8e7af</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/29b4bff1-9c00-4fce-b8b7-4b40d713e8ad/SFTA-32-FC.mp3" length="70838703" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>DON&apos;T Get MARRIED In Your 20s</title><itunes:title>DON&apos;T Get MARRIED In Your 20s</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 31 - On this episode Brookelyn and Lenna have on a very special guest who got MARRIED at the age of 40! She tells us why she believes everyone should get married at an older age, plus her own experience having meaningful relationships in her 20s. </p><p>We hope you enjoy listening to her unique perspective!</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 INTRO</p><p>03:00 Pro’s to being Married at an older age</p><p>10:00 Ride or Die is false</p><p>18:00 You can have a kid in your 40’s</p><p>25:00 How can you tell a man is high value</p><p>30:00 Don’t Settle</p><p>33:00 Don’t Play House</p><p>40:00 High Value Men &amp; Women</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 31 - On this episode Brookelyn and Lenna have on a very special guest who got MARRIED at the age of 40! She tells us why she believes everyone should get married at an older age, plus her own experience having meaningful relationships in her 20s. </p><p>We hope you enjoy listening to her unique perspective!</p><p>Time Stamps:</p><p>00:00 INTRO</p><p>03:00 Pro’s to being Married at an older age</p><p>10:00 Ride or Die is false</p><p>18:00 You can have a kid in your 40’s</p><p>25:00 How can you tell a man is high value</p><p>30:00 Don’t Settle</p><p>33:00 Don’t Play House</p><p>40:00 High Value Men &amp; Women</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">27ef2414-5814-4053-b481-c5a9b3115d21</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0fa4db17-ddc3-47e3-81bc-ae0e7346ceba/SFTA-31-FC.mp3" length="62665666" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: HOOKUP CULTURE</title><itunes:title>RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: HOOKUP CULTURE</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 30 🎉</p><p>00:00 HOOKUP CULTURE</p><p>06:00 They’re using YOU for seggs</p><p>22:00 I know you’re not gonna like this one</p><p>30:00 Men will say anything to get in your pants</p><p>37:00 Unimpressed</p><p>39:00 Word of the Day: Discernment </p><p>42:00 Sisterhood SAVES you</p><p>44:00 Close Friends list poll</p><p>Thank you for watching 🫶🏼</p><p>If you enjoyed this episode, give us a review on the platform your listening 🤗</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 30 🎉</p><p>00:00 HOOKUP CULTURE</p><p>06:00 They’re using YOU for seggs</p><p>22:00 I know you’re not gonna like this one</p><p>30:00 Men will say anything to get in your pants</p><p>37:00 Unimpressed</p><p>39:00 Word of the Day: Discernment </p><p>42:00 Sisterhood SAVES you</p><p>44:00 Close Friends list poll</p><p>Thank you for watching 🫶🏼</p><p>If you enjoyed this episode, give us a review on the platform your listening 🤗</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2fb8e895-1ec3-4dbe-b9ef-233084074abf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Tue, 24 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d63584e6-6e28-4ff0-bc2f-8ecd92fdc4f4/SFTA-30-FC.mp3" length="66752973" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rating Our BEST &amp; WORST Looks 🤮 + We Read Our Meanest Comments 😅</title><itunes:title>Rating Our BEST &amp; WORST Looks 🤮 + We Read Our Meanest Comments 😅</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 29- On this episode we rate our own looks from each episode of the podcast and we roast ourselves for the makeup, hair and outfits we put on to come record. We also read some of the meanest comments you guys have written on our socials 🥲</p><p>We hope you guys enjoy this episode! Make sure to comment your favorite look or what you thought was our worst look.....</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 29- On this episode we rate our own looks from each episode of the podcast and we roast ourselves for the makeup, hair and outfits we put on to come record. We also read some of the meanest comments you guys have written on our socials 🥲</p><p>We hope you guys enjoy this episode! Make sure to comment your favorite look or what you thought was our worst look.....</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0593d1b5-9aef-4a9d-bde9-1ecb6709b2c3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b6e42a53-8977-43dd-8a1a-6e2e31839e87/SFTA-29-FC.mp3" length="106683022" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RECAP &amp; ROAST #7</title><itunes:title>RECAP &amp; ROAST #7</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 28 -</p><p>00:00 We're in our flop era</p><p>07:45 The Whatever podcast recap &amp; roast</p><p>30:00 Broke boys are upset</p><p>34:00 You're out to misunderstand me</p><p>36:00 "It Ends With Us" Movie</p><p>42:00 Demure didn't resonate</p><p>45:00 Struggle Love</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 28 -</p><p>00:00 We're in our flop era</p><p>07:45 The Whatever podcast recap &amp; roast</p><p>30:00 Broke boys are upset</p><p>34:00 You're out to misunderstand me</p><p>36:00 "It Ends With Us" Movie</p><p>42:00 Demure didn't resonate</p><p>45:00 Struggle Love</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7b5ef1ad-c51f-4c92-b5d0-f4d7d4083636</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6dfdb6e7-cb15-4132-b007-4ae80ae16eff/IONqldi9regkStF10qqLQrF8.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 28 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/dc2a5f80-1cf1-49e6-9f44-302a3c6910ab/SFTA-28-FC.mp3" length="74738633" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL</title><itunes:title>OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 27 -</p><p>HAPPY ONE YEAR!!!! Grateful to everyone who watches &amp; listens, we love you guys and appreciate the support. We took shrooms and played a couple card games for this milestone. We hope you enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 27 -</p><p>HAPPY ONE YEAR!!!! Grateful to everyone who watches &amp; listens, we love you guys and appreciate the support. We took shrooms and played a couple card games for this milestone. We hope you enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aa1bfbc6-9d7f-43e1-8032-1717dd777954</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/9f50b4a7-b15e-4420-8268-13e66090bec1/hAzd1-IhLWuq8DY3jJDOW-YY.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3370328c-07ca-4420-bd9a-254ed90a0710/SFTA-27-FINAL-CUT-AFTER-EDITS.mp3" length="116998614" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>SMACKED EATING MAC (EPISODE 26 PART 2)</title><itunes:title>SMACKED EATING MAC (EPISODE 26 PART 2)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Giving the audio listeners a little something extra this week 🥰</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Giving the audio listeners a little something extra this week 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Man?</p><p>Enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 25 -</p><p>00:00 Our experience on the @Whatver Podcast aka “Incel Incubator”</p><p>05:00 Pickmeshia felt child birth is not risky?!</p><p>19:15 18 year olds should NOT date 40 year old men Andrew</p><p>26:30 Men only wanting to be with virgins</p><p>35:00 Female chastity is the answer to everything???</p><p>40:00 They took my troll seriously</p><p>45:45 The bi topic</p><p>47:00 Dating a billionaire</p><p>50:00 I don’t think those thoughts</p><p>54:14 The worst statement of the night</p><p>1:0500 Women should be in control</p><p>1:09:30 Bear or Man?</p><p>Enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6abb4187-4734-4f50-9095-3042a06c4521</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/dee0727a-abfe-446c-b7be-93e34e0019ad/97w6ZuNn1rgTKOjIx0-E6Gaw.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure 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It will have you on the edge of your seat for 30 MINUTES. Unfortunately, she is probably not alone in her experience. Then Brookelyn details why she would never date a Cop. As well as, not being in a rush to date or get into a relationship. Finally, don't go out to a club when you're fvcked up about  a man.</p><p>enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 161 -</p><p>On this episode, Lenna has a story to tell... and it's INSANE. It will have you on the edge of your seat for 30 MINUTES. Unfortunately, she is probably not alone in her experience. Then Brookelyn details why she would never date a Cop. As well as, not being in a rush to date or get into a relationship. Finally, don't go out to a club when you're fvcked up about  a man.</p><p>enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c53235b-591f-4fa7-9e4a-ac544bf35dda</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/5d13c1be-ef05-4373-a91c-e848f81f222e/iFUYF8wP0e5RwE_n2XkjATg5.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8e2ec679-25c6-4567-b0b2-829e569e4770/SFTA-23-FC.mp3" length="86427976" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:01</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Heartbroken Instagram Story Posts, Situationships &amp; Toxic Exes</title><itunes:title>Heartbroken Instagram Story Posts, Situationships &amp; Toxic Exes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 22 (Segment 5 Episode 2) -</p><p>00:00 All good things begin with friendship</p><p>02:20 Situationships VS Talking Stage</p><p>10:00 regrets being single</p><p>15:00 stop posting those stories</p><p>21:50 when i knew we had to breakup</p><p>27:00 that’s not a flex</p><p>39:00 about sex….</p><p>45:00 being single in your 20’s</p><p>enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 22 (Segment 5 Episode 2) -</p><p>00:00 All good things begin with friendship</p><p>02:20 Situationships VS Talking Stage</p><p>10:00 regrets being single</p><p>15:00 stop posting those stories</p><p>21:50 when i knew we had to breakup</p><p>27:00 that’s not a flex</p><p>39:00 about sex….</p><p>45:00 being single in your 20’s</p><p>enjoy 🫶🏼</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c3864a11-69eb-4bc2-a5bb-0258d5a4a3a4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/cc07daad-7d38-4549-bb73-cdf63488cd94/kUcnJW7UD7X-PJZ0td3dZ2Rx.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3081ddab-d65c-4ac3-b171-a3883bd3464b/SFTA-22-FC.mp3" length="76696461" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dating in this Generation &amp; Being With One Woman Ft. 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Bro&apos;s Over WHAT?!</title><itunes:title>Guys with Girl Best Friends, Bro Code &amp; Bro&apos;s Over WHAT?!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 19 -</p><p>00:00 what is it like to be the attractive man in the friend group </p><p>05:00 what’s bro code ?</p><p>11:00 girl best friends can get tricky</p><p>23:00 bros over hoes is out</p><p>35:00 maturity and age don’t always correlate</p><p>45:00 eat it like the grinch</p><p>thanks for watching 🫶🏼</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode 19 -</p><p>00:00 what is it like to be the attractive man in the friend group </p><p>05:00 what’s bro code ?</p><p>11:00 girl best friends can get tricky</p><p>23:00 bros over hoes is out</p><p>35:00 maturity and age don’t always correlate</p><p>45:00 eat it like the grinch</p><p>thanks for watching 🫶🏼</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">11f9be5a-494f-43ae-a093-fb7aa054f7db</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6912ff7f-fbc4-4c0d-9573-37547ffb6c10/MFdQgkVsIg646rh2MMBCHu1G.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d1055cb3-d4bc-4ae4-a677-75fd97b7c792/SFTA-19-FC.mp3" length="75016996" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Toxic Friend Groups &amp; 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(clients who hit on you)</p><p>13:40 being a tattoo artist affects your dating life positively &amp; negatively </p><p>18:00 twins unprofessional experience </p><p>23:40 INDA’s unprofessional story </p><p>27:10 Lenna’s unprofessional story </p><p>30:00 Brookelyn’s unprofessional story </p><p>37:00 getting hate and shaking up an industry </p><p>40:00 jealousy in your chosen profession </p><p>thanks for watching 💜</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 15 -</p><p>00:00 introducing special guest INDA @inda_tattoo</p><p>02:00 breaking the ice 🧊 </p><p>06:00 getting your significant other’s name tattooed on you</p><p>07:30 clients who are unprofessional ………. (clients who hit on you)</p><p>13:40 being a tattoo artist affects your dating life positively &amp; negatively </p><p>18:00 twins unprofessional experience </p><p>23:40 INDA’s unprofessional story </p><p>27:10 Lenna’s unprofessional story </p><p>30:00 Brookelyn’s unprofessional story </p><p>37:00 getting hate and shaking up an industry </p><p>40:00 jealousy in your chosen profession </p><p>thanks for watching 💜</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bc60dcb4-290c-4778-8ee2-3f2f622ad838</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/1e4dfe8e-d0c5-474e-bcfb-96ed580c2484/F5XLC0fGml-XVax0ArcmMFo2.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/62b2c238-cc54-4c67-886b-f6aa3a423425/SFTA-15-FC.mp3" length="82592824" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crying is Weak, Being Too Forgiving &amp; 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Drinking on Your Story is LAME</title><itunes:title>Body Count DOESN&apos;T Matter, Plan B&apos;s Are Doing More Harm Than Good &amp; Drinking on Your Story is LAME</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 13 -</p><p>00:00 Lenna’s first unpopular opinion (Designer Clothing/Bags)</p><p>04:50 Brookelyn’s first unpopular opinion (Wedding Guests)</p><p>09:00 Lenna’s second unpopular opinion (struggle love)</p><p>14:00 Brookelyn’s second unpopular opinion (Bad Bitch is ONLY 10% looks)</p><p>18:40 Lenna’s third unpopular opinion (Body Count does NOT matter)</p><p>22:40 Brookelyn’s third unpopular opinion (Plan B’s are harmful to women)</p><p>29:00 Lenna’s fourth unpopular opinion (Drinking everyday on your story is not a flex)</p><p>33:00 Brookelyn’s fourth unpopular opinion (i’m not a hoe)</p><p>34: 00 Lenna’s fifth unpopular opinion (picky people are boring af)</p><p>36:00 Brookelyn’s fifth unpopular opinion (a woman’s life isn’t over at 30)</p><p>38:00 Lenna’s sixth unpopular opinion (blood doesn’t always mean family)</p><p>40:40 Brookelyn’s sixth unpopular opinion (out dressing the birthday girl)</p><p>44:00 Lenna’s seventh unpopular opinion (push through conflict)</p><p>46:50 Rapid Fire Unpopular Opinions</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EPISODE 13 -</p><p>00:00 Lenna’s first unpopular opinion (Designer Clothing/Bags)</p><p>04:50 Brookelyn’s first unpopular opinion (Wedding Guests)</p><p>09:00 Lenna’s second unpopular opinion (struggle love)</p><p>14:00 Brookelyn’s second unpopular opinion (Bad Bitch is ONLY 10% looks)</p><p>18:40 Lenna’s third unpopular opinion (Body Count does NOT matter)</p><p>22:40 Brookelyn’s third unpopular opinion (Plan B’s are harmful to women)</p><p>29:00 Lenna’s fourth unpopular opinion (Drinking everyday on your story is not a flex)</p><p>33:00 Brookelyn’s fourth unpopular opinion (i’m not a hoe)</p><p>34: 00 Lenna’s fifth unpopular opinion (picky people are boring af)</p><p>36:00 Brookelyn’s fifth unpopular opinion (a woman’s life isn’t over at 30)</p><p>38:00 Lenna’s sixth unpopular opinion (blood doesn’t always mean family)</p><p>40:40 Brookelyn’s sixth unpopular opinion (out dressing the birthday girl)</p><p>44:00 Lenna’s seventh unpopular opinion (push through conflict)</p><p>46:50 Rapid Fire Unpopular Opinions</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fbf604dd-c892-4cd2-9b4c-68d35f77e24f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/be675d07-0000-45e4-8fdc-fadf5ac12328/kqyfNz3zgbCPOs6F4MaYwfPv.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2024 07:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5e8a56d7-605a-4211-8ee9-7202be3c746d/SFTA-13-FC.mp3" length="74754702" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RECAP &amp; 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All Men Cheat?! Ft. T Slack</title><itunes:title>Thirst Traps, Instagram Like Etiquette &amp; All Men Cheat?! Ft. 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Go!</p><p>22:30 worst date experiences</p><p>37:00 This or That? Game</p><p>Thanks for listening! </p><p>Make sure to follow us on Spotify and Apple + hit that notification bell!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Episode #3 (Time Stamps) :</p><p>00:00 Introducing our first special guest and friend Cartel Baby</p><p>02:15 Do you believe in friends with benefits?</p><p>05:30 What’s freaky?</p><p>12:05 5 icks about Men.. Go!</p><p>22:30 worst date experiences</p><p>37:00 This or That? 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Hit that notification bell!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ce06d2c6-eb98-46a3-b666-a25d21a0da6e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/64e0881f-e4c6-4e0f-9c7b-b5ebed2e4a20/SFTA-2-FC.mp3" length="51529946" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>35:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Celibacy, Orgasms &amp; Misconceptions</title><itunes:title>Celibacy, Orgasms &amp; Misconceptions</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Episode 1</p><p>00:00 Have we ever faked an orgasm? 04:45 Clearing up some misconceptions… 06:40 Does size really matter? 9:50 Celibacy life can be tough 18:33 Shaved or Unshaven? 24:00 Thank you for listening!</p><p>Biweekly episodes are coming. 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