<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/storiesfrom-thephonebook/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[Stories From the Phonebook]]></title><lastBuildDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2023 14:36:20 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2023 Authors of the Phonebook]]></copyright><managingEditor>Authors of the Phonebook</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Three pals sharing their unique stories for quick laughs and cheap entertainment.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png</url><title>Stories From the Phonebook</title><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author><description>Three pals sharing their unique stories for quick laughs and cheap entertainment.</description><link>https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Listen at your own risk]]></itunes:subtitle><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Personal Journals"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Leisure"><itunes:category text="Hobbies"/></itunes:category><item><title>The Bar, the Fuzzy Car, and 4am Chili</title><itunes:title>The Bar, the Fuzzy Car, and 4am Chili</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What's crackin' Book Club? The gang is back to smack your beautiful faces with more stories! This one is a bit different. We here celebrate our own special kind of holiday!</p><p>Tune in to find out just what we mean and what kind of car to stay very, very far away from.</p><p>We're on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and Twitter (@phonebookthots) giving you more content on our head-scratching decisions. See ya next week!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What's crackin' Book Club? The gang is back to smack your beautiful faces with more stories! This one is a bit different. We here celebrate our own special kind of holiday!</p><p>Tune in to find out just what we mean and what kind of car to stay very, very far away from.</p><p>We're on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and Twitter (@phonebookthots) giving you more content on our head-scratching decisions. See ya next week!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/the-bar-the-fuzzy-car-and-4am-chili]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f2f3680-0d60-473f-8610-0f4c4e59d5d6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2021 20:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a72b7da1-dde9-4c50-b1d0-53b79e8bf35b/episode-15-the-bar-the-fuzzy-car-and-4am-chili.mp3" length="27848256" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>30:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>There&apos;s a Pussy in the Street</title><itunes:title>There&apos;s a Pussy in the Street</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Things get sentimental this week as the gang shares stories of the one and only pussy they handle on the daily.</p><p>Tune in to find out how Shadow burned through some of his nine lives in the blink of an eye and how Scampers helped the cat keep his manly parts. </p><p>As always, were on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and on Twitter (phonebookthots). We'll see ya at the same time next week and, as always, stay stupid. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things get sentimental this week as the gang shares stories of the one and only pussy they handle on the daily.</p><p>Tune in to find out how Shadow burned through some of his nine lives in the blink of an eye and how Scampers helped the cat keep his manly parts. </p><p>As always, were on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and on Twitter (phonebookthots). We'll see ya at the same time next week and, as always, stay stupid. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/theres-a-pussy-in-the-street]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1a721de1-c445-4848-8a68-5e22ce0f2b56</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2021 21:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ce24f43f-45c2-4c05-8636-ce951375b324/episode-14-there-s-a-pussy-on-the-street.mp3" length="47551416" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>The Homestead Chronicles</title><itunes:title>The Homestead Chronicles</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The gang goes urban this week and sparks fly as we explore the year that was in our not-so-safe neighborhood. We promise, nobody was hurt in this episode!</p><p>Find out how our kitten foiled a break-in and a taser was used as a toy (PLEASE LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!).</p><p>As always, catch us on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and on Twitter (@phonebookthots). We'll keep you updated on upcoming episodes and pictures of stories we reference in our episodes. Stay stupid book club!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang goes urban this week and sparks fly as we explore the year that was in our not-so-safe neighborhood. We promise, nobody was hurt in this episode!</p><p>Find out how our kitten foiled a break-in and a taser was used as a toy (PLEASE LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!).</p><p>As always, catch us on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) and on Twitter (@phonebookthots). We'll keep you updated on upcoming episodes and pictures of stories we reference in our episodes. Stay stupid book club!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/the-homestead-chronicles]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e55a7b48-8aa6-4f7e-874f-bfe884b3c936</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2021 21:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cfa0c381-dbca-4abb-96eb-c558b088bb47/episode-13-the-homestead-chronicles.mp3" length="34914044" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>37:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>We Killed Spobgenon</title><itunes:title>We Killed Spobgenon</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The gang goes road-trippin' to the panhandle and the legend that is Florida gets to them in book club fashion.</p><p>Find out what not to do (and we truly, truly mean it) in a moving vehicle and how sunburn upended an entire day's activity.</p><p>Also, this is our reminder to follow us on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) for updates, polls, blurry photos, and whatever else we feel like posting. We're also on Twitter (@phonebookthots) giving our thots to the world.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gang goes road-trippin' to the panhandle and the legend that is Florida gets to them in book club fashion.</p><p>Find out what not to do (and we truly, truly mean it) in a moving vehicle and how sunburn upended an entire day's activity.</p><p>Also, this is our reminder to follow us on Instagram (@storiesfrom_thephonebook) for updates, polls, blurry photos, and whatever else we feel like posting. We're also on Twitter (@phonebookthots) giving our thots to the world.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/we-killed-spobgenon]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a5e2a603-2f30-4387-befe-81bcb6a818e5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2021 20:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f0a7a08f-8165-4fe6-9c7d-30e52ffdab51/episode-12-we-killed-spobgenon.mp3" length="37890603" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>41:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>Ask Me About My Wiener</title><itunes:title>Ask Me About My Wiener</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A beloved character makes his presence known in this episode. The gang ponders, discusses, and sometimes argues about questions posed to them by Sara, who plays moderator. </p><p>Learn about a rare and often, overlooked medical condition as Sara shows off her wits and see how a question turns sideways real quick.</p><p>As always, we are on Instagram @storiesfrom_thephonebook and on Twitter @phonebookthots. Keep your sound sucklers posted. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A beloved character makes his presence known in this episode. The gang ponders, discusses, and sometimes argues about questions posed to them by Sara, who plays moderator. </p><p>Learn about a rare and often, overlooked medical condition as Sara shows off her wits and see how a question turns sideways real quick.</p><p>As always, we are on Instagram @storiesfrom_thephonebook and on Twitter @phonebookthots. Keep your sound sucklers posted. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/ask-me-about-my-wiener]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">71a7f0aa-8ca1-40c2-8dde-489213ab3e1c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2021 20:45:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/776f6a19-2778-463f-9c68-0d9953e632b8/episode-11-ask-me-about-my-wiener.mp3" length="39305179" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Put the Sticky Titties in the Fish Tank</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Put the Sticky Titties in the Fish Tank</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Yodel-a-hee-hoo! The gang goes to a country concert and things go sideways faster than an armadillo in headlights. </p><p>Find out our new favorite child star and how a crippling injury slowed down a daring escape. </p><p>Follow us where pictures get posted (Instagram) @storiesfrom_thephonebookand on Twitter @phonebookthots. Saddle up your audio canals and get weird with us!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yodel-a-hee-hoo! The gang goes to a country concert and things go sideways faster than an armadillo in headlights. </p><p>Find out our new favorite child star and how a crippling injury slowed down a daring escape. </p><p>Follow us where pictures get posted (Instagram) @storiesfrom_thephonebookand on Twitter @phonebookthots. Saddle up your audio canals and get weird with us!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/dont-put-the-sticky-titties-in-the-fish-tank]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bc141c3e-41dd-49b4-94ce-684e9455ed96</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2021 21:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6eb1881c-61b3-4caf-abf9-f08789779a0e/episode-10-don-t-put-the-sticky-titties-in-the-fish-tank.mp3" length="32475500" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>35:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>The One With Geese in a Port - a - Potty</title><itunes:title>The One With Geese in a Port - a - Potty</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're celebrating a birthday here at Stories From the Phonebook. It doesn't really end up being a celebration but some sparks do fly. Oh well, at least the gang had fun.</p><p>Find out how we came up with a new merch idea and Chris's irrational fear of geese held up a pit stop.</p><p>If you're not following us on Instagram you are most definitely missing out. Find us @storiesfrom_thephonebook. We're also on Twitter @phonebookthots. Get your party on book club!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're celebrating a birthday here at Stories From the Phonebook. It doesn't really end up being a celebration but some sparks do fly. Oh well, at least the gang had fun.</p><p>Find out how we came up with a new merch idea and Chris's irrational fear of geese held up a pit stop.</p><p>If you're not following us on Instagram you are most definitely missing out. Find us @storiesfrom_thephonebook. We're also on Twitter @phonebookthots. Get your party on book club!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/the-one-with-geese-in-a-port-a-potty]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fa6daf05-621a-4383-b58c-68bf5a46a304</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2021 20:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ccdc727f-cb14-4b9b-b0d2-bc1891ddb5b2/episode-9-the-one-with-geese-in-a-port-a-potty.mp3" length="27075151" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>28:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>Pizza Can Solve Any Problem You Ever Face in Life</title><itunes:title>Pizza Can Solve Any Problem You Ever Face in Life</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Things are getting spooky here at the book club. Join the gang as they celebrate their first Halloween in Phone Book fashion.</p><p>Find out how Eric crashed his own party and Sara channeled her inner Super Mario to bring down the house!</p><p>Make sure to follow us on Instagram @storiesfrom_thephonebook and on Twitter @phonebookthots. We have plenty more where this came from!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things are getting spooky here at the book club. Join the gang as they celebrate their first Halloween in Phone Book fashion.</p><p>Find out how Eric crashed his own party and Sara channeled her inner Super Mario to bring down the house!</p><p>Make sure to follow us on Instagram @storiesfrom_thephonebook and on Twitter @phonebookthots. We have plenty more where this came from!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/pizza-can-solve-any-episode-you-ever-face-in-life]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c2404a89-b1c3-4050-88be-5175ba866bdf</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2021 21:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c7a390aa-e56c-4056-96e5-b9a4006004f5/episode-8-pizza-can-solve-any-problem-you-ever-face-in-life.mp3" length="38859908" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>Nasti Nati&apos;s Problem Child: The Origin of Scampers</title><itunes:title>Nasti Nati&apos;s Problem Child: The Origin of Scampers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join the gang as they road trip to the Nasti Nati for a concert, a sweaty orgy of young emotional teens and some good ole' baseball.</p><p>Find out how Scapers came to be and why you should always keep track of how many sandwiches you eat.</p><p>Check us out on Instagram at @storiesfrom_thephonebook for more content and updates and on Twitter at @phonebookthots for daily thots and insights.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join the gang as they road trip to the Nasti Nati for a concert, a sweaty orgy of young emotional teens and some good ole' baseball.</p><p>Find out how Scapers came to be and why you should always keep track of how many sandwiches you eat.</p><p>Check us out on Instagram at @storiesfrom_thephonebook for more content and updates and on Twitter at @phonebookthots for daily thots and insights.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://storiesfrom-thephonebook.captivate.fm/episode/nasti-natis-problem-child-the-origin-of-scampers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e5b627f7-5436-4c30-802a-919fe116a92f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a8277deb-e9a8-4c1a-aab7-75e5381eaaf7/kGxh9lvh81jlNfggl_2omAR8.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Authors of the Phonebook]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/638f39c9-4591-4b2c-81af-0cb6c7b43878/episode-7-nasti-nati-s-problem-child-the-orgin-of-scampers.mp3" length="44948772" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:author>Authors of the Phonebook</itunes:author></item><item><title>Someone Got Basted For Friendsgiving</title><itunes:title>Someone Got Basted For Friendsgiving</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back Book Club! It's a family affair here at Stories from the Phonebook and our first annual Friendsgiving turned out to be a highlight reel of life lessons!</p><p>Find out why Daddy hid in the closet and what not to do on the kitchen floor.</p><p>We're all about sharing the love, so check us out on Instagram at @storiesfrom_thephonebook to get all the updates and content your pretty little heart desires!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back Book Club! 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