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What happens on tour doesn't have to stay there, especially when it is this entertaining.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/36692e0a-6499-4525-98f0-3c0ec7e10031/Tales-of-a-Tour-Guide.png</url><title>Tales of a Tour Guide</title><link><![CDATA[https://talesofatourguide.captivate.fm]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/36692e0a-6499-4525-98f0-3c0ec7e10031/Tales-of-a-Tour-Guide.png"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Tim van Zuylen</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Tim van Zuylen</itunes:author><description>Tim has worked in Europe for a number of years as a Tour Guide for a youth travel company. During his time he has seen people do ridiculous things you would scarcely believe. After telling the stories to friends for their amusement he decided to spread his wings and start recording so you can all have a laugh.
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Power Turns Sour</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>From the same group that brought you one night in Venice comes this....</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From the same group that brought you one night in Venice comes this....</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://talesofatourguide.captivate.fm/episode/the-hour-of-power-turns-sour]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d62a70ef-fd56-417b-b2ba-558110e470be</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/36692e0a-6499-4525-98f0-3c0ec7e10031/Tales-of-a-Tour-Guide.png"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim van Zuylen]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2020 09:00:00 +1100</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f241dc50-57dd-4c84-bd1a-071cf41779e9/the-hour-of-power-turns-sour.mp3" length="17882477" 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My Driver who had worked a decade on the road was left completely stunned...</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the more left field stories from life on the road. 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