the chicken broccoli podcast

sooo...whats the best way to ship dead animals internationally?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0600

iphones in the desert, spiders in the desert, pedos in the desert?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 06 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0600

dennis joins to talk about hipsters, yuppies, and the fate of humanity.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...maybe that assassin was onto something

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0600

back in the day we married for bloodlines, power, land...today we marry for healthcare. do schools still pledge allegiance? can there be progression through assassination?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...with great progress, comes great responsibility

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 09 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0600

are you an ally or an oppressor? whats the difference? i share my strong opinions on a wide variety of topics, we all agree that AI art is still art, and we neck kiss our grown sons at the pool.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...the white knight rises

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 26 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0600

all i remember about this episode is that mike interrupts me

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...i didn't go to mexico

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0600

electric cars, chasing your dreams, and luxury vacations

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...apparently it was 50.1% to 49.9%

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600

the western slops stays red, and my aunt is a bitch.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...this book sucks, they totally changed it from the movie

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600

we complain about gatekeeping, while gatekeeping.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...i understand you, but do you understand me

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0600

i get what you're saying, but i don't see it that way, and that bothers you. when someone asks for understanding, are they actually wanting you to agree? must they be mutually exclusive? a george divided cannot stand!

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...theres no seinfeld jokes in this one

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 03 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0600

we answer a patreon question about what life lessons we had to learn the hard way, and we try to figure out where our tax money goes.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

george is gettin upset!

sooo...you should give up

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 05 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0600

three men discuss female sex work. does the level of success factor into your thoughts about it? how many chances do you give a friend who always cancels plans? what is the root of the problem? do they even like you?

www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...toxic masculinity brings balance to the force

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0600

all your previous relationships were toxic, parenting advice, and no more pink drink.

www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...pianists are hot

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 08 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0600

come listen to us fiddle with our violins, misunderstand war, and wish for AI to become self aware.

www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...this one isn't about balls

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0600

y'all gotta chill.

where is the line that cultural pride becomes cultural supremacy? is it racist to be proud?

its becoming an old topic, but wtf is going on with this country? can it be fixed, or are we on a steady decline into total systemic failure? i say were already there.

www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...im done with burger king

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0600

is abortion right for you? how do you kill your fish? what is dining in at fast food doing to your mental health?

www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...please...dont take my last two dollars

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0600

we come to an agreement on acceptable timeframes to return texts, i continue to blame david for a decision i made ten years ago, and we discuss expectations of our friends.

www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...thank you for helping me

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 30 May 2022 00:00:00 -0600

if a rule is dumb can you break it? if you're in charge of others good times, does it make your time harder to enjoy? do you feel responsible for their enjoyment level of the good time?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...now for something completely different

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 16 May 2022 04:00:00 -0600

if a girl is nice to you, does it mean she likes you? the normal crew couldn't make it this episode, so here's a crossover episode with the guys from the this controllers broken podcast.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...are you still alive? did i upset you somehow?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 02 May 2022 04:00:00 -0600

we argue about who is the worst texter, who can afford to pay rent or own a house, and why rich people are assholes.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...if you wanna save on gas just buy a hundred thousand dollar car

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 04 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0600

gas prices, serial killers, chicfila, and harry potter

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...somehow, palpatine returned

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 22 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0600

red ren redemption. did he earn it? did he want it? what motivates the greatest film character of our generation?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...john bellairs was the far superior author

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0600

ukraine, bunnicula, dick pics, and rape fantasies.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...is it location, is it culture, or is it color?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 21 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600

local schools change mascots away from native american and west asian imagery. india is asian? russian is asian? the internet says russians claim to be european, while being located in asia.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...yall are really into this death thing

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 07 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0600

death, haircuts, and toxic masculinity.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...are you about to kill your husband?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 24 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600

cat from deathradio joins us to talk about death, dying, and being dead.

you must support her here, seriously, buy the girl a coffee. ill be checking in with each of you individually

https://www.buymeacoffee.com/deathradio

and support her podcast here

https://open.spotify.com/show/6rUVQjFRaT38NZQY2KadZc

and support us here

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...you aren't the only person who made it to the top of everest

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0600

omgstfu about your generic accomplishments

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sooo...i murdered your family in front of you, did you have a good time?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 27 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600

i was in a hurry to clean and organize my room so i didn't listen to this before i posted it. i skimmed through real quick though, i know we talked about kathy ireland, paying someone to scare you, and something about europe exploring the western world.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...theres more than one way to skin a cow

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0600

michigan football and michigan school shootings, are they related? all three of us go hard right and let the guns off the hook this time. we answer some patreon questions, and then we talk about cows.

sooo...your kindness sucks

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 29 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600

lots of pattern questions this week. keep it up! why do we celebrate thanksgiving? should we? are we becoming more or less kind as a species? does discussing a controversial subject ever change anyones mind?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...you ever heard a facebook comment section play out irl?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600

the horseradish, the walking dead, and the vaccine.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...we made it to fifty

the troubled helix podcast network — Wed, 03 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600

its our 50th episode! we reflect on the last few years, share what we learned, and talk more about godzilla and lord of the rings, before ending on what our superpowers would be.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...godzilla fought gamera in 1970 at the osaka worlds fair.

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0600

cat from deathradio joins us to talk about godzilla, boring germans, and gay supermen.

support us here

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

check out deathradio here

https://open.spotify.com/show/6rUVQjFRaT38NZQY2KadZc

https://podcasts.apple.com/jp/podcast/death-radio/id1585600555?l=en

support deathradio here

https://www.buymeacoffee.com/deathradio

sooo...i would never say that to my dad

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 04 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0600

sam joins us to talk about sexual harassment in the workplace, views on cheating and how it changes with age, and how to act around your parents.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork?fan_landing=true

sooo...i know what a spriggan is

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0600

if its tuesday and i say i wanna hang out with you thursday, this thursday, or next thursday, what day do i mean, and why? why do we blindly glorify and praise military personnel?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...thats just like, your opinion, man

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 06 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0600

why was there an east germany and a west germany? should men wax their eyebrows? what holidays are useless and need to be dropped? should we get rid of timezones completely?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...hitler was the first weeb

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0600

what's up with afghanistan? what's up with world war 2? what's up with girls playing baseball? what's up with eating testicles?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...i spent my retirement fund on enjoying my life

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 09 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0600

the now or the later? who cares, our existence is meaningless.

sooo...do you have bagels, or do you not have bagels?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0600

we talk about the difference in olympic sports between men and women, the continued degradation of the workforce, and we decide if we would choose to lose our teeth or our testicles.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...there could be people out there teleporting themselves to different planes of existence

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0600

the work shortage and the accompanying massive drop in quality and reliability of your favorite coffee places, forgiveness, and the importance of being recognized by your peers. if youre cool and no one knows it, youre wasting it.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...what about the pedophiles?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0600

mikes trip to atlanta, animal rights, and lifestyle changes from fake news

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...where does it end, man? where does it end?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0600

david opens a gift, we talk about roaches, being cisgendered, and what it means to be transracial.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...i had a really good point to make about the xfiles but you interrupted me so whatever

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 31 May 2021 04:00:00 -0600

both science and religion agree, do not eat someone else's food. pronouns and gender singularity vs gender plurality, and being both single and plural simultaneously. there's a rodeo in town.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...how much is a tree seed?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 17 May 2021 04:00:00 -0600

are we right or are we left, lumber prices, and the destructive downside of faking politeness

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...lets go colonize mars and destroy that planet too

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 03 May 2021 04:00:00 -0600

how much money would it take to fix this planet and how long would it take us to fuck up a different one? we are available for hire for any no frills no bullshit straight talk consultant work. dm through patreon.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...the pope gave me the finger

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0600

mass shootings, the freedom to slap the pope, and the ethics of retail consumerism

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...did you say yutes? yeah, two yutes.

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 05 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0600

mike explains why there aren't sombreros or donkeys in his house, david learns how to start a podcast, we answer questions from patreon, and indians take on native americans.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

big thanks to our atlas patrons:

joni garretson

meghan rossman

sooo...if that last episode didn't make you kill yourself, here's more

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 22 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0600

welcome to the land of suicide, vinyl collectors, and trans athletes. why do so many Americans continue to be surprised that no one cares about them? why have people not learned that others won't look out for them and they need to look out for themselves?

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

big thanks to our atlas patrons:

joni garretson

meghan rossman

sooo...check on your dudes, bro

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 08 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0600

omg I am so tired. its so late. weightloss, listener interaction, suicide. this one is all about suicide.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...im coming for all your guns and all your freedoms

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 04:00:00 -0600

be on the lookout for weightlifting snipers

we talk gym bros, gun bros, and freedom bros. why are people confusing gun control with American freedom? and why are you so worried about your freedom?

please help the podcast grow! share share share

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...lets count to a billion

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 08 Feb 2021 04:00:00 -0600

Ozzy Osborne is just future Harry Potter, and Kenny Chesney beats the entire hard rock genre.

we talk money and what it means.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...do you kiss children on the mouth?

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 04:00:00 -0600

this episode we cover the capitol riots, violence as self defense vs violence as self preservation, and kissing children on the mouth.

sooo...I had to find twelve artifacts

the troubled helix podcast network — Mon, 11 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0600

we cover the relaunch of the podcast, the short lifespan of chickens and innkeepers in skyrim, and the reasons people block on social media.

https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

sooo...how well do you really know your best friend?

the troubled helix podcast network — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 00:15:00 -0600

sooo...how big is a baby bear?

the troubled helix podcast network — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0600

sooo...lets get to know dave

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 23:45:00 -0600

sooo...lets get to know mike

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 23:30:00 -0600

sooo...do women like the alpha male?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 23:00:00 -0600

sooo...how about that government issue shrimp -or- bubba gump is a fucking liar

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 22:45:00 -0600

sooo...kylo has a deep emotional attachment to rey EP9SPOILERS

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 22:30:00 -0600

sooo...lets talk about star wars

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 22:15:00 -0600

sooo...does anyone even eat at arbys?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 22:00:00 -0600

sooo...a father, a son, and a holy spirit walk into a bar...

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:45:00 -0600

sooo...ive always got some sort of wound on me

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:30:00 -0600

sooo...my small arms arent strong enough to pull me out of this spiraling depression

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:30:00 -0600

sooo...{Party}{Can I have it?}HNM HQ{Valley of Sorrows}

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:15:00 -0600

sooo...life is just life, man

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 21:00:00 -0600

sooo...is the podcast art?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 20:15:00 -0600

sooo...do i have trust issues?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 20:15:00 -0600

sooo...have you tried the human meats?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:45:00 -0600

sooo...what is happiness to you, david?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:30:00 -0600

sooo...nobody wants to practice with me

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:15:00 -0600

sooo...i have a foot problem

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:00:00 -0600

sooo...i went to japan

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 18:45:00 -0600

sooo...is my robot cheating on me?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 18:30:00 -0600

sooo...i saw a mountain lion

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 18:15:00 -0600

sooo...im never reading the book

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 18:00:00 -0600

sooo...all my shoes are nikes

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:45:00 -0600

sooo...i dont know anything about politics

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:30:00 -0600

sooo...you love everyone?

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:15:00 -0600

sooo...i want to sue the coffee lady

the troubled helix podcast network — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0600

the chicken broccoli podcast

sooo...whats the best way to ship dead animals internationally?

sooo...the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp

sooo...maybe that assassin was onto something

sooo...with great progress, comes great responsibility

sooo...the white knight rises

sooo...i didn't go to mexico

sooo...apparently it was 50.1% to 49.9%

sooo...this book sucks, they totally changed it from the movie

sooo...i understand you, but do you understand me

sooo...theres no seinfeld jokes in this one

sooo...you should give up

sooo...toxic masculinity brings balance to the force

sooo...pianists are hot

sooo...this one isn't about balls

sooo...im done with burger king

sooo...please...dont take my last two dollars

sooo...thank you for helping me

sooo...now for something completely different

sooo...are you still alive? did i upset you somehow?

sooo...if you wanna save on gas just buy a hundred thousand dollar car

sooo...somehow, palpatine returned

sooo...john bellairs was the far superior author

sooo...is it location, is it culture, or is it color?

sooo...yall are really into this death thing

sooo...are you about to kill your husband?

sooo...you aren't the only person who made it to the top of everest

sooo...i murdered your family in front of you, did you have a good time?

sooo...theres more than one way to skin a cow

sooo...your kindness sucks

sooo...you ever heard a facebook comment section play out irl?

sooo...we made it to fifty

sooo...godzilla fought gamera in 1970 at the osaka worlds fair.

sooo...i would never say that to my dad

sooo...i know what a spriggan is

sooo...thats just like, your opinion, man

sooo...hitler was the first weeb

sooo...i spent my retirement fund on enjoying my life

sooo...do you have bagels, or do you not have bagels?

sooo...there could be people out there teleporting themselves to different planes of existence

sooo...what about the pedophiles?

sooo...where does it end, man? where does it end?

sooo...i had a really good point to make about the xfiles but you interrupted me so whatever

sooo...how much is a tree seed?

sooo...lets go colonize mars and destroy that planet too

sooo...the pope gave me the finger

sooo...did you say yutes? yeah, two yutes.

sooo...if that last episode didn't make you kill yourself, here's more

sooo...check on your dudes, bro

sooo...im coming for all your guns and all your freedoms

sooo...lets count to a billion

sooo...do you kiss children on the mouth?

sooo...I had to find twelve artifacts

sooo...how well do you really know your best friend?

sooo...how big is a baby bear?

sooo...lets get to know dave

sooo...lets get to know mike

sooo...do women like the alpha male?

sooo...how about that government issue shrimp -or- bubba gump is a fucking liar

sooo...kylo has a deep emotional attachment to rey ***EP9SPOILERS***

sooo...lets talk about star wars

sooo...does anyone even eat at arbys?

sooo...a father, a son, and a holy spirit walk into a bar...

sooo...ive always got some sort of wound on me

sooo...my small arms arent strong enough to pull me out of this spiraling depression

sooo...{Party}{Can I have it?}HNM HQ{Valley of Sorrows}

sooo...life is just life, man

sooo...is the podcast art?

sooo...do i have trust issues?

sooo...have you tried the human meats?

sooo...what is happiness to you, david?

sooo...nobody wants to practice with me

sooo...i have a foot problem

sooo...i went to japan

sooo...is my robot cheating on me?

sooo...i saw a mountain lion

sooo...im never reading the book

sooo...all my shoes are nikes

sooo...i dont know anything about politics

sooo...you love everyone?

sooo...kylo has a deep emotional attachment to rey EP9SPOILERS