<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/the-clopen-effect/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[The Clopen Effect]]></title><podcast:guid>118551fc-f2c2-507f-81a5-9b4d5f03d20a</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 22:42:02 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2026 ©The Clopen Effect ]]></copyright><managingEditor>©The Clopen Effect </managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We're Basically Famous®!

“By far the most relatable, humbling, and funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to! It keeps me busy at work, laughing, shaking my head in agreement, and remembering my own wild work stories. And it’s not always just about those crazy shifts—these hilarious women bring so much more. Give them a listen; you won’t be wasting your time!”]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg</url><title>The Clopen Effect</title><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>©The Clopen Effect </itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>©The Clopen Effect </itunes:author><description>Welcome to The Clopen Effect, a Funny Retail Podcast! Join us every week as we share our lives working in retail. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise musician and artist. We&apos;re Basically Famous®!

“By far the most relatable, humbling, and funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to! It keeps me busy at work, laughing, shaking my head in agreement, and remembering my own wild work stories. And it’s not always just about those crazy shifts—these hilarious women bring so much more. Give them a listen; you won’t be wasting your time!”</description><link>https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[A Funny Retail Podcast]]></itunes:subtitle><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Business"><itunes:category text="Careers"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Comedy"><itunes:category text="Comedy Interviews"/></itunes:category><podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked><podcast:medium>podcast</podcast:medium><podcast:funding url="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support">Support the show!</podcast:funding><podcast:location>McHenry County, Illinois</podcast:location><item><title>On the Phone with Author Dana Goldstein</title><itunes:title>On the Phone with Author Dana Goldstein</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We first chatted with Dana back in 2022 when her book <em>Spent</em> came out, and now she’s known across the country for her incredible books. But get this… she’s back working in retail! She works at Indigo, Canada's largest bookstore, and yes, her books are sold there!</p><p>We catch up with Dana and all the hard work she has put in being an author, and then she shares some great retail stories with us!</p><p>Find Dana's work here: <a href="https://danagoldstein.ca/books/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://danagoldstein.ca/books/</a> and on Amazon!</p><p>Spent: <a href="https://danagoldstein.ca/book/spent-my-accidental-career-in-retail/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://danagoldstein.ca/book/spent-my-accidental-career-in-retail/</a></p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: <a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: <a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We first chatted with Dana back in 2022 when her book <em>Spent</em> came out, and now she’s known across the country for her incredible books. But get this… she’s back working in retail! She works at Indigo, Canada's largest bookstore, and yes, her books are sold there!</p><p>We catch up with Dana and all the hard work she has put in being an author, and then she shares some great retail stories with us!</p><p>Find Dana's work here: <a href="https://danagoldstein.ca/books/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://danagoldstein.ca/books/</a> and on Amazon!</p><p>Spent: <a href="https://danagoldstein.ca/book/spent-my-accidental-career-in-retail/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://danagoldstein.ca/book/spent-my-accidental-career-in-retail/</a></p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: <a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: <a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/one-the-phone-with-author-dana-goldstein]]></link><guid 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boy perms that look like broccoli, how they find their talent, and so much more!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: <a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: <a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Melinda, Andie, Karin, and Kristin are here to talk about Salon Mackk in Crystal Lake, IL!</p><p>We talk about good and bad reviews, being a super friendly salon, Refuge for Women, having great eyebrows, styles and trends right now, mullets are in, teenage boy perms that look like broccoli, how they find their talent, and so much more!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: <a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: <a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/once-you-go-studio-mackk-you-never-go-back]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">33a61b97-5c36-4ad6-979a-0ef93f8c7fa5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/2d6ab256-7d7b-4801-a5f5-e9da1dee77c1/Bazaart-4BF735C1-E7AF-44A9-ABA2-78FF01FC932F-3.jpeg"/><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/33a61b97-5c36-4ad6-979a-0ef93f8c7fa5.mp3" length="98823861" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>235</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>235</podcast:episode></item><item><title>What&apos;s in Cass&apos; Lunchbox?</title><itunes:title>What&apos;s in Cass&apos; Lunchbox?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today’s episode starts with a new member joining the podcast: <strong>Cass’s glucose monitor</strong>. It’s helpful, it’s important and it has the impeccable timing of a smoke alarm detecting burnt toast at 2:07 a.m.</p><p>Naturally, we did what any responsible hosts would do - we <strong>named it</strong>.</p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>Beepy McSleepy</strong></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>The Snooze Snitch</strong></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>3AM Screamy</strong></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>The Pillow Police</strong></li></ol><br/><p>Because apparently the only crime Cass committed was <strong>sleeping on her side</strong>, and this tiny electronic narc refuses to let that slide.</p><p>Then we chat through <strong>snacks that won’t send blood sugar to the sky.</strong></p><p>The good news? The snacks that are great for Cass are actually <strong>great for everyone</strong>:</p><p><strong>Workday Snack MVPs</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Nuts like almonds or pistachios</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>String cheese or cottage cheese</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Apples with peanut butter</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Hummus with carrots, cucumbers, or bell peppers</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Roasted chickpeas or edamame</li></ol><br/><p>Basically the rule is: <strong>protein, fiber, and real food - </strong>things that keep you full instead.</p><p>So today we learned two important things:</p><ol><li data-list="ordered"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Cass’s glucose monitor is extremely dramatic.</li><li data-list="ordered"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>And the snacks that help keep her healthy are actually the same snacks that make <strong>everyone’s workday better</strong>.</li></ol><br/><p>Also, we’re still accepting name submissions for the monitor because <strong>Beepy McSleepy</strong> currently has a suspicious lead!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: <a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: <a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today’s episode starts with a new member joining the podcast: <strong>Cass’s glucose monitor</strong>. It’s helpful, it’s important and it has the impeccable timing of a smoke alarm detecting burnt toast at 2:07 a.m.</p><p>Naturally, we did what any responsible hosts would do - we <strong>named it</strong>.</p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>Beepy McSleepy</strong></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>The Snooze Snitch</strong></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>3AM Screamy</strong></li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>The Pillow Police</strong></li></ol><br/><p>Because apparently the only crime Cass committed was <strong>sleeping on her side</strong>, and this tiny electronic narc refuses to let that slide.</p><p>Then we chat through <strong>snacks that won’t send blood sugar to the sky.</strong></p><p>The good news? The snacks that are great for Cass are actually <strong>great for everyone</strong>:</p><p><strong>Workday Snack MVPs</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Nuts like almonds or pistachios</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>String cheese or cottage cheese</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Apples with peanut butter</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Hummus with carrots, cucumbers, or bell peppers</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Roasted chickpeas or edamame</li></ol><br/><p>Basically the rule is: <strong>protein, fiber, and real food - </strong>things that keep you full instead.</p><p>So today we learned two important things:</p><ol><li data-list="ordered"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Cass’s glucose monitor is extremely dramatic.</li><li data-list="ordered"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>And the snacks that help keep her healthy are actually the same snacks that make <strong>everyone’s workday better</strong>.</li></ol><br/><p>Also, we’re still accepting name submissions for the monitor because <strong>Beepy McSleepy</strong> currently has a suspicious lead!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: <a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: <a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/whats-in-cass-lunchbox]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">627c84a9-41b5-417c-91e7-41087494faa3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2026 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/627c84a9-41b5-417c-91e7-41087494faa3.mp3" length="100013373" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>234</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>234</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Don from Pawstock is here! 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Most of us were never taught how to read ingredient labels properly, and Don is passionate about explaining what each ingredient actually does for our pets.</p><p>We also chat about his store in <strong>Woodstock</strong> and the many of his fun customers (both two- and four-legged!) who stop in to visit.</p><p>Visit this link, then visit the store! https://www.pawstock.pet or you can have your items shipped!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don shares his background in the pet treat industry and how he helped a company bring its products to market. Along the way, he connected with others in the holistic pet space and decided to take the leap. One product that especially caught his attention was freeze-dried food.</p><p>Cass shares how one of her puppies was struggling with severe allergies and how many of those issues improved through healthier pet food choices.</p><p>Don encourages pet owners to shop with intention — not just by the brand name or flashy packaging on the front of the bag. Most of us were never taught how to read ingredient labels properly, and Don is passionate about explaining what each ingredient actually does for our pets.</p><p>We also chat about his store in <strong>Woodstock</strong> and the many of his fun customers (both two- and four-legged!) who stop in to visit.</p><p>Visit this link, then visit the store! https://www.pawstock.pet or you can have your items shipped!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/don-from-pawstock-is-here-woodstock-il]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cc1b70ee-f572-42c2-ae27-dbe822a3e3f9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a86f27d2-5977-4d99-91b4-330c5d206b71/Screenshot-2026-02-28-at-6-37-00-PM.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 01 Mar 2026 18:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/cc1b70ee-f572-42c2-ae27-dbe822a3e3f9.mp3" length="115515480" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>233</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>233</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Hometown Hug(s) with Alex</title><itunes:title>Hometown Hug(s) with Alex</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we sat down with Alex, owner of Hometown Hug, the heart behind those unforgettable welcome baskets for new homeowners in McHenry County. 💛</p><p>They’re best known for their HomeTown Hug baskets — thoughtfully curated gifts that personally introduce over 700 new homeowners each year to the incredible local businesses and nonprofits that make this community thrive.</p><p>We talked about what it really means to support local — not just shopping small during the holidays, but building genuine connections, creating referrals that matter, and helping new residents feel instantly at home. Hometown Hug isn’t just dropping off baskets… they’re building bridges between neighbors and business owners.</p><p>If you’ve ever moved somewhere new and wished someone would hand you a “start here” guide with a warm smile, this is that — just way better.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we sat down with Alex, owner of Hometown Hug, the heart behind those unforgettable welcome baskets for new homeowners in McHenry County. 💛</p><p>They’re best known for their HomeTown Hug baskets — thoughtfully curated gifts that personally introduce over 700 new homeowners each year to the incredible local businesses and nonprofits that make this community thrive.</p><p>We talked about what it really means to support local — not just shopping small during the holidays, but building genuine connections, creating referrals that matter, and helping new residents feel instantly at home. Hometown Hug isn’t just dropping off baskets… they’re building bridges between neighbors and business owners.</p><p>If you’ve ever moved somewhere new and wished someone would hand you a “start here” guide with a warm smile, this is that — just way better.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/hometown-hugs-with-alex]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">00874e0f-8275-4d23-84d1-0d14f17b6c2e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/00874e0f-8275-4d23-84d1-0d14f17b6c2e.mp3" length="105104116" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>232</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>232</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Kishwaukee Brewing Take Over</title><itunes:title>Kishwaukee Brewing Take Over</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Alyssa</strong> joined us from <strong>The Fiber Fellowship</strong>, an organization that supports several local charities, including Animal Outreach and oncology centers in the area. They also create fidget squares for emergency responders - very impressive.</p><p><strong>And Kishwaukee Brewing Company is here!</strong></p><p>Listen in to this week’s episode as Cara and Heather chat about all the fun events happening at the brewery this year. Plus, hear about their newest awards (because yes… they’re absolutely crushing it ). Grab a drink, hit play, and get the inside scoop. Cheers!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩  Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Alyssa</strong> joined us from <strong>The Fiber Fellowship</strong>, an organization that supports several local charities, including Animal Outreach and oncology centers in the area. They also create fidget squares for emergency responders - very impressive.</p><p><strong>And Kishwaukee Brewing Company is here!</strong></p><p>Listen in to this week’s episode as Cara and Heather chat about all the fun events happening at the brewery this year. Plus, hear about their newest awards (because yes… they’re absolutely crushing it ). Grab a drink, hit play, and get the inside scoop. Cheers!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩  Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/kishwaukee-brewing-take-over]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8e73e128-3582-41a2-9778-ebe50394df23</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/8e73e128-3582-41a2-9778-ebe50394df23.mp3" length="73446215" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>231</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>231</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Smokin&apos; Jenuine Coffee</title><itunes:title>Smokin&apos; Jenuine Coffee</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Jen is back, and the coffee vibes are strong! We dive into another lively chat about all things coffee, play a hilarious game of coffee brand phrases, and Jen treats us to a sneak peek at <strong>four of her newer rockstar flavors</strong>. Her coffee comes in 12oz bags (and 12oz bags). It’s caffeinated fun you won’t want to miss. BONUS: Go to our Facebook page for a chance to win a basket from <a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/store/ols/all?sortOption=descend_by_popularity" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jenuine Coffee</a></p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩  Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen is back, and the coffee vibes are strong! We dive into another lively chat about all things coffee, play a hilarious game of coffee brand phrases, and Jen treats us to a sneak peek at <strong>four of her newer rockstar flavors</strong>. Her coffee comes in 12oz bags (and 12oz bags). It’s caffeinated fun you won’t want to miss. BONUS: Go to our Facebook page for a chance to win a basket from <a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/store/ols/all?sortOption=descend_by_popularity" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jenuine Coffee</a></p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩  Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/smokin-jenuine-coffee]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">81a6bbc2-30d6-4e84-b446-b0d84144fd10</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/81a6bbc2-30d6-4e84-b446-b0d84144fd10.mp3" length="100583470" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>230</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>230</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Blind Date with a Book - Lexie is here!</title><itunes:title>Blind Date with a Book - Lexie is here!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the Clopen Book Club! Let's talk about books and reading a book before seeing the movie! All of Lexie's info is <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/lunaandkoi/?etsrc=sdt&amp;fbclid=IwY2xjawPTuLJleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFOWXhiZGx2WjFuTUExanRRc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHgA8SmeZIFAvFtZBb1I_6JdrHNulOhhS0ndlb5sYr3J_aMSP9wfHTkvlB6TT_aem_6sU3iocN09XzYhaXEzzt0Q" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> and on Facebook: "Luna and Koi"</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the Clopen Book Club! Let's talk about books and reading a book before seeing the movie! All of Lexie's info is <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/lunaandkoi/?etsrc=sdt&amp;fbclid=IwY2xjawPTuLJleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFOWXhiZGx2WjFuTUExanRRc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHgA8SmeZIFAvFtZBb1I_6JdrHNulOhhS0ndlb5sYr3J_aMSP9wfHTkvlB6TT_aem_6sU3iocN09XzYhaXEzzt0Q" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> and on Facebook: "Luna and Koi"</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/blind-date-with-a-book-lexie-is-here]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8bf5df5a-13d7-41c0-b7b4-22fa6b6a6a3a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/8bf5df5a-13d7-41c0-b7b4-22fa6b6a6a3a.mp3" length="146426070" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:16:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>229</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>229</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Hardworking Hobbies</title><itunes:title>Hardworking Hobbies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We do so much more than work retail! Let's talk about it. Hobbies and extracurricular activities.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We do so much more than work retail! Let's talk about it. Hobbies and extracurricular activities.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/hardworking-hobbies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ffdd501d-4480-4bef-bbb3-3f09e8d7370b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2026 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/ffdd501d-4480-4bef-bbb3-3f09e8d7370b.mp3" length="104768913" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>228</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>228</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Home of the Sparrow - Judy and Holly</title><itunes:title>Home of the Sparrow - Judy and Holly</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Judy and Holly are here from Home of the Sparrow! Here is their mission and some insights from their website:</strong></p><p><em>"Home of the Sparrow’s mission is to provide Hope, Opportunity and Support that empowers women and children as they journey from homelessness to self-sufficiency. Home of the Sparrow opened its doors as a registered 501(c)3 non-profit homeless shelter in 1987. Today, Home of the Sparrow not only provides Transitional Shelter, but also Affordable Housing and Rapid Re-Housing combined with Supportive Services that address the core issues of homelessness. Home of the Sparrow serves single women, pregnant women and women with children. Approximately 70+ percent of the women we serve have experienced domestic violence at some point on their journey. Other reasons for homelessness include unforeseen housing or financial crisis, a death in the family, or a medical emergency. The economy and rising cost of living contribute to unstable housing situations. On average Home of the Sparrow receives over 1,700+ calls a year from women in crisis and helps an average of 400+ women each year. Tax ID 36-3494491"</em></p><p>Need assistance? Visit https://hosparrow.org/intake/</p><p><strong>Origins &amp; Why It Matters</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The journey began in <strong>1984</strong>, when McHenry County recognized that homelessness wasn’t just a city issue - neighbors <em>right here</em> were struggling. A church survey revealed a growing need, and the community began discussing <em>real solutions</em> rather than just sympathy.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>First Steps into Action</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>In <strong>1985</strong>, community members (yes, regular people like you and me) met over pancakes, recognized the problem was real, and decided to take action. Initially, folks weren’t sure how to help, but that spark launched a movement.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Shelter Opens</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>December 15, 1986</strong>: The <em>first shelter</em> opened — not fancy, but <em>real</em>, offering refuge to those most in need. It became clear very quickly that the majority of people they were helping were women and children—people often left out of the conversation, but never left behind at HOS.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Becoming an Organization</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>1987</strong>: Home of the Sparrow officially incorporated as a <strong>501(c)(3) nonprofit</strong>, cementing its role as a key community resource.</li></ol><br/><h3>📈 <strong>Growth &amp; Impact Over the Years</strong></h3><p>This isn’t a static charity — it’s a <em>community ecosystem</em> that has grown, adapted, and expanded its reach:</p><p><strong>1990s</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>They bought their current McHenry shelter site (<strong>1991</strong>) and launched the first <em>Sparrow’s Nest Thrift Store</em>* in <strong>1992</strong>, both milestones in sustainability and community engagement.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Expansion of Services</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Over the next decade, they opened more thrift locations, expanded shelter capacity, and started affordable housing programs — turning temporary shelter into <strong>pathways to lasting stability</strong>.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>2000s–2010s</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Around <strong>2012–2014</strong>, Home of the Sparrow began acquiring scattered affordable housing units and launched <strong>outreach &amp; prevention programs</strong> — tackling homelessness <em>before</em> people lost housing.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Recent Years</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The organization embraced technology and community support innovations:</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>2016</strong>: Moved headquarters, won “Nonprofit of the Year,” and expanded services.</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>2019</strong>: Merged in Community Threads store and launched online thrift and loyalty programs.</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>2021 &amp; beyond</strong>: Virtual fundraising, new housing units, and a new Headquarters purchased in <strong>Woodstock</strong>(2023).</li></ol><br/><h3>💡 <strong>Why This Story Matters</strong></h3><p>This isn’t just a timeline — it’s a <strong>community coming together</strong> to address a problem that has been too long ignored. The work at Home of the Sparrow evolved from answering a phone call to building systems that <em>create stability and opportunity</em> for women, children, families, and individuals facing homelessness.</p><p>It’s a reminder: <strong>helping one person uplifts all of us.</strong> 💫</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Judy and Holly are here from Home of the Sparrow! Here is their mission and some insights from their website:</strong></p><p><em>"Home of the Sparrow’s mission is to provide Hope, Opportunity and Support that empowers women and children as they journey from homelessness to self-sufficiency. Home of the Sparrow opened its doors as a registered 501(c)3 non-profit homeless shelter in 1987. Today, Home of the Sparrow not only provides Transitional Shelter, but also Affordable Housing and Rapid Re-Housing combined with Supportive Services that address the core issues of homelessness. Home of the Sparrow serves single women, pregnant women and women with children. Approximately 70+ percent of the women we serve have experienced domestic violence at some point on their journey. Other reasons for homelessness include unforeseen housing or financial crisis, a death in the family, or a medical emergency. The economy and rising cost of living contribute to unstable housing situations. On average Home of the Sparrow receives over 1,700+ calls a year from women in crisis and helps an average of 400+ women each year. Tax ID 36-3494491"</em></p><p>Need assistance? Visit https://hosparrow.org/intake/</p><p><strong>Origins &amp; Why It Matters</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The journey began in <strong>1984</strong>, when McHenry County recognized that homelessness wasn’t just a city issue - neighbors <em>right here</em> were struggling. A church survey revealed a growing need, and the community began discussing <em>real solutions</em> rather than just sympathy.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>First Steps into Action</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>In <strong>1985</strong>, community members (yes, regular people like you and me) met over pancakes, recognized the problem was real, and decided to take action. Initially, folks weren’t sure how to help, but that spark launched a movement.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Shelter Opens</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>December 15, 1986</strong>: The <em>first shelter</em> opened — not fancy, but <em>real</em>, offering refuge to those most in need. It became clear very quickly that the majority of people they were helping were women and children—people often left out of the conversation, but never left behind at HOS.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Becoming an Organization</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>1987</strong>: Home of the Sparrow officially incorporated as a <strong>501(c)(3) nonprofit</strong>, cementing its role as a key community resource.</li></ol><br/><h3>📈 <strong>Growth &amp; Impact Over the Years</strong></h3><p>This isn’t a static charity — it’s a <em>community ecosystem</em> that has grown, adapted, and expanded its reach:</p><p><strong>1990s</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>They bought their current McHenry shelter site (<strong>1991</strong>) and launched the first <em>Sparrow’s Nest Thrift Store</em>* in <strong>1992</strong>, both milestones in sustainability and community engagement.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Expansion of Services</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Over the next decade, they opened more thrift locations, expanded shelter capacity, and started affordable housing programs — turning temporary shelter into <strong>pathways to lasting stability</strong>.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>2000s–2010s</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>Around <strong>2012–2014</strong>, Home of the Sparrow began acquiring scattered affordable housing units and launched <strong>outreach &amp; prevention programs</strong> — tackling homelessness <em>before</em> people lost housing.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Recent Years</strong></p><ol><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span>The organization embraced technology and community support innovations:</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>2016</strong>: Moved headquarters, won “Nonprofit of the Year,” and expanded services.</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>2019</strong>: Merged in Community Threads store and launched online thrift and loyalty programs.</li><li data-list="bullet"><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><strong>2021 &amp; beyond</strong>: Virtual fundraising, new housing units, and a new Headquarters purchased in <strong>Woodstock</strong>(2023).</li></ol><br/><h3>💡 <strong>Why This Story Matters</strong></h3><p>This isn’t just a timeline — it’s a <strong>community coming together</strong> to address a problem that has been too long ignored. The work at Home of the Sparrow evolved from answering a phone call to building systems that <em>create stability and opportunity</em> for women, children, families, and individuals facing homelessness.</p><p>It’s a reminder: <strong>helping one person uplifts all of us.</strong> 💫</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/home-of-the-sparrow-judy-and-holly]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cb7e318c-ffba-47f3-80cc-fef4551c2b57</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2025 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/cb7e318c-ffba-47f3-80cc-fef4551c2b57.mp3" length="119748571" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>227</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>227</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Wild Hunny Boutique - Eat, Shop, Love, Local</title><itunes:title>Wild Hunny Boutique - Eat, Shop, Love, Local</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Laura, owner of Wild Hunny Boutique, is here this week! We chat about her boutique and surprise her with the game: 'Finish the Christmas lyric'. It's a great listen!</p><p><strong>Wild Hunny Boutique</strong>&nbsp;is a&nbsp;<strong>woman-owned local shop</strong>&nbsp;specializing in&nbsp;<em>affordable, stylish, and giftable items</em>&nbsp;— perfect for holiday shopping, everyday wear, and supporting local makers.</p><p>📍 Located at&nbsp;<strong>1213 Riverside Drive</strong>, near the Riverwalk Shops in McHenry.</p><p>Here’s what you’ll find inside:</p><h3>👗&nbsp;<strong>Women’s Clothing</strong></h3><p>A constantly refreshed selection of&nbsp;<em>boutique-style apparel</em>&nbsp;that’s fashionable&nbsp;<strong>without the boutique price tag</strong>&nbsp;— nothing is priced above about $33.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.shawlocal.com/northwest-herald/2024/08/03/new-mchenry-boutique-owner-has-long-family-history-in-retail-but-her-day-job-is-school-principal/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Shaw Local</a></p><ul><li>Trendy tops</li><li>Dresses &amp; casual wear</li><li>Seasonal fashion pieces</li><li>Comfortable everyday outfits</li></ul><br/><p>These pieces are handpicked to suit a wide range of styles and sizes, making it easy to find something for yourself or as a gift.</p><h3>✨&nbsp;<strong>Accessories</strong></h3><p>Wild Hunny carries a variety of accessories from&nbsp;<em>local designers</em>&nbsp;and makers, including:</p><ul><li>Jewelry from brands like&nbsp;<strong>Windy Prairie Jewelry, Jenny Shlemon, Natalie Clare</strong></li><li>Scarves, hats, and style boosters</li><li>Hand-crafted or boutique jewelry pieces</li></ul><br/><p>These wardrobe add-ons help elevate any outfit and make perfect stocking stuffers.</p><h3>🎁&nbsp;<strong>Gifts &amp; Local Artisans</strong></h3><p>This is one of the boutique’s strongest strengths — a curated gift selection that supports small makers:</p><ul><li><strong>Gift items and home pieces</strong>&nbsp;from local creators</li><li>Featured artisan products like&nbsp;<strong>Gunny&amp;Co., Caritino’s Old Fashioned Mix, Wisconsin Bee Company, Dead Smooth, The Dusty Coop Homestead</strong></li><li><strong>Gift cards</strong>&nbsp;for the store (great for holiday presents)</li><li>Items that feel&nbsp;<em>local, thoughtful, and unique</em></li></ul><br/><p>This makes Wild Hunny Boutique more than just a clothing store — it’s a spot where shoppers can find&nbsp;<strong>meaningful, small-business gifts</strong>&nbsp;alongside fashion.</p><h3>🗓️&nbsp;<strong>Community &amp; Local Focus</strong></h3><p>Laura intentionally stocks items from&nbsp;<strong>women-owned and local artists</strong>&nbsp;whenever possible, making the store a&nbsp;<em>community hub</em>&nbsp;for supporting local makers.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.shawlocal.com/northwest-herald/2024/08/03/new-mchenry-boutique-owner-has-long-family-history-in-retail-but-her-day-job-is-school-principal/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Shaw Local</a></p><p>Additionally, the boutique participates in local events and pop-ups, building community connections beyond merchandise.&nbsp;</p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</strong></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Laura, owner of Wild Hunny Boutique, is here this week! We chat about her boutique and surprise her with the game: 'Finish the Christmas lyric'. It's a great listen!</p><p><strong>Wild Hunny Boutique</strong>&nbsp;is a&nbsp;<strong>woman-owned local shop</strong>&nbsp;specializing in&nbsp;<em>affordable, stylish, and giftable items</em>&nbsp;— perfect for holiday shopping, everyday wear, and supporting local makers.</p><p>📍 Located at&nbsp;<strong>1213 Riverside Drive</strong>, near the Riverwalk Shops in McHenry.</p><p>Here’s what you’ll find inside:</p><h3>👗&nbsp;<strong>Women’s Clothing</strong></h3><p>A constantly refreshed selection of&nbsp;<em>boutique-style apparel</em>&nbsp;that’s fashionable&nbsp;<strong>without the boutique price tag</strong>&nbsp;— nothing is priced above about $33.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.shawlocal.com/northwest-herald/2024/08/03/new-mchenry-boutique-owner-has-long-family-history-in-retail-but-her-day-job-is-school-principal/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Shaw Local</a></p><ul><li>Trendy tops</li><li>Dresses &amp; casual wear</li><li>Seasonal fashion pieces</li><li>Comfortable everyday outfits</li></ul><br/><p>These pieces are handpicked to suit a wide range of styles and sizes, making it easy to find something for yourself or as a gift.</p><h3>✨&nbsp;<strong>Accessories</strong></h3><p>Wild Hunny carries a variety of accessories from&nbsp;<em>local designers</em>&nbsp;and makers, including:</p><ul><li>Jewelry from brands like&nbsp;<strong>Windy Prairie Jewelry, Jenny Shlemon, Natalie Clare</strong></li><li>Scarves, hats, and style boosters</li><li>Hand-crafted or boutique jewelry pieces</li></ul><br/><p>These wardrobe add-ons help elevate any outfit and make perfect stocking stuffers.</p><h3>🎁&nbsp;<strong>Gifts &amp; Local Artisans</strong></h3><p>This is one of the boutique’s strongest strengths — a curated gift selection that supports small makers:</p><ul><li><strong>Gift items and home pieces</strong>&nbsp;from local creators</li><li>Featured artisan products like&nbsp;<strong>Gunny&amp;Co., Caritino’s Old Fashioned Mix, Wisconsin Bee Company, Dead Smooth, The Dusty Coop Homestead</strong></li><li><strong>Gift cards</strong>&nbsp;for the store (great for holiday presents)</li><li>Items that feel&nbsp;<em>local, thoughtful, and unique</em></li></ul><br/><p>This makes Wild Hunny Boutique more than just a clothing store — it’s a spot where shoppers can find&nbsp;<strong>meaningful, small-business gifts</strong>&nbsp;alongside fashion.</p><h3>🗓️&nbsp;<strong>Community &amp; Local Focus</strong></h3><p>Laura intentionally stocks items from&nbsp;<strong>women-owned and local artists</strong>&nbsp;whenever possible, making the store a&nbsp;<em>community hub</em>&nbsp;for supporting local makers.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.shawlocal.com/northwest-herald/2024/08/03/new-mchenry-boutique-owner-has-long-family-history-in-retail-but-her-day-job-is-school-principal/?utm_source=chatgpt.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Shaw Local</a></p><p>Additionally, the boutique participates in local events and pop-ups, building community connections beyond merchandise.&nbsp;</p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</strong></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/wild-hunny-boutique-eat-shop-love-local]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">65f90ab9-384d-4529-9987-14370b14cf01</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2025 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/65f90ab9-384d-4529-9987-14370b14cf01.mp3" length="91405922" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>226</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>226</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Stay Warm, Don&apos;t Let the Bed Bugs Bite</title><itunes:title>Stay Warm, Don&apos;t Let the Bed Bugs Bite</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week, Meredith and Cassandra chat about the winter inventions that helped us survive the cold - from the classic hand muff to heaters, ice scrapers, remote starts, and shovels. It’s a quick, fun look at how these cold-weather creations came to be. omehow bed bugs made their way into the conversation, too. We give a shout-out to one of our #1 fans, Shannon, and Meredith love Lauren Conrad clothes at Kohl's.</p><p>Info from this episode:</p><h3><strong>🔥 Fireplace (a.k.a. Early Heating System)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>~500,000 BCE</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Early humans (Homo erectus)</li><li>Fireplaces became structured “hearths” in ancient Greece &amp; Rome.</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>☕ Thermos (Vacuum Flask)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1892</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Sir James Dewar (Scottish chemist)</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧶 Wool Clothing (Mittens/Scarves/Socks)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>~3000 BCE</strong>&nbsp;(first wool garments in Mesopotamia)</li><li><strong>Inventors:</strong>&nbsp;Ancient Mesopotamians</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🔧 Snow Shovel</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>Dated back to ~1000 BCE</strong>, first used by indigenous Arctic peoples</li><li><strong>Modern aluminum snow shovel patented in 1889</strong>&nbsp;by&nbsp;<strong>Joseph Flanders</strong></li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🚗 Remote Car Starter</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1980s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;First commercialized by&nbsp;<strong>M. Frank Verducci</strong>, founder of Autostart</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>❄️ Ice Scraper</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1910–1920s</strong>&nbsp;(early automobile era)</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Unknown — evolved as cars became popular in snowy regions</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>📦 Insulated Delivery Bags (Pizza Bags)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1983</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Ingrid Kosar (founder of Thermal Bags by Ingrid)</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>👢 Waterproof Winter Boots</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1950s</strong>&nbsp;modern rubber-and-insulation design</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;The boot company Sorel (founded by Kaufman Footwear) popularized them</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧥 Heated Jackets</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>2001</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Milwaukee Tool’s heated gear division eventually commercialized the tech</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🔌 Space Heater (Electric Heater)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1890s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Albert Leroy Marsh pioneered the high-resistance alloy “nichrome” in 1905, leading to modern heaters</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧣 Infinity Scarf</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1970s–80s</strong>, became mainstream in the early 2010s</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;No single inventor — fashion industry evolution</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🌬️ Snowblower (Snow Thrower)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1925</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Arthur Sicard, a Canadian dairy farmer</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>⛽ Heated Gas Pump Handles</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>2000s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;First implemented by certain Midwest gas station chains — not patented by a single inventor</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧊 Windshield Wiper De-Icers</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1936</strong>&nbsp;first patent for heated wipers</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Joseph Karasik</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🚪 Heated Store Entrances (Air Curtains)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1910s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Olaf Bergh (Norwegian engineer) patented early air-curtain systems</li></ul><br/><p>All The Clopen Links:</p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunities:</p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, Meredith and Cassandra chat about the winter inventions that helped us survive the cold - from the classic hand muff to heaters, ice scrapers, remote starts, and shovels. It’s a quick, fun look at how these cold-weather creations came to be. omehow bed bugs made their way into the conversation, too. We give a shout-out to one of our #1 fans, Shannon, and Meredith love Lauren Conrad clothes at Kohl's.</p><p>Info from this episode:</p><h3><strong>🔥 Fireplace (a.k.a. Early Heating System)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>~500,000 BCE</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Early humans (Homo erectus)</li><li>Fireplaces became structured “hearths” in ancient Greece &amp; Rome.</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>☕ Thermos (Vacuum Flask)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1892</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Sir James Dewar (Scottish chemist)</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧶 Wool Clothing (Mittens/Scarves/Socks)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>~3000 BCE</strong>&nbsp;(first wool garments in Mesopotamia)</li><li><strong>Inventors:</strong>&nbsp;Ancient Mesopotamians</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🔧 Snow Shovel</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>Dated back to ~1000 BCE</strong>, first used by indigenous Arctic peoples</li><li><strong>Modern aluminum snow shovel patented in 1889</strong>&nbsp;by&nbsp;<strong>Joseph Flanders</strong></li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🚗 Remote Car Starter</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1980s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;First commercialized by&nbsp;<strong>M. Frank Verducci</strong>, founder of Autostart</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>❄️ Ice Scraper</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1910–1920s</strong>&nbsp;(early automobile era)</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Unknown — evolved as cars became popular in snowy regions</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>📦 Insulated Delivery Bags (Pizza Bags)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1983</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Ingrid Kosar (founder of Thermal Bags by Ingrid)</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>👢 Waterproof Winter Boots</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1950s</strong>&nbsp;modern rubber-and-insulation design</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;The boot company Sorel (founded by Kaufman Footwear) popularized them</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧥 Heated Jackets</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>2001</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Milwaukee Tool’s heated gear division eventually commercialized the tech</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🔌 Space Heater (Electric Heater)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1890s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Albert Leroy Marsh pioneered the high-resistance alloy “nichrome” in 1905, leading to modern heaters</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧣 Infinity Scarf</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1970s–80s</strong>, became mainstream in the early 2010s</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;No single inventor — fashion industry evolution</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🌬️ Snowblower (Snow Thrower)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1925</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Arthur Sicard, a Canadian dairy farmer</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>⛽ Heated Gas Pump Handles</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>2000s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;First implemented by certain Midwest gas station chains — not patented by a single inventor</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🧊 Windshield Wiper De-Icers</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1936</strong>&nbsp;first patent for heated wipers</li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Joseph Karasik</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>🚪 Heated Store Entrances (Air Curtains)</strong></h3><ul><li><strong>1910s</strong></li><li><strong>Inventor:</strong>&nbsp;Olaf Bergh (Norwegian engineer) patented early air-curtain systems</li></ul><br/><p>All The Clopen Links:</p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunities:</p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>💩 Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/stay-warm-dont-let-the-bed-bugs-bite]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">84d8ad7a-2526-47e5-9803-2f79c3bc6f52</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/84d8ad7a-2526-47e5-9803-2f79c3bc6f52.mp3" length="98919156" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>225</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>225</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Thankful For You F*ckers 2025</title><itunes:title>Thankful For You F*ckers 2025</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Let's talk about the dangers of cooking on Thanksgiving! And a few other stories...</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let's talk about the dangers of cooking on Thanksgiving! And a few other stories...</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/thankful-for-you-fckers-2025]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">444cc396-0132-4c06-b98b-bd4d95f986ab</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2025 12:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/444cc396-0132-4c06-b98b-bd4d95f986ab.mp3" length="69245725" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>36:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>224</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>224</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Bellies Food Truck with Owner Chris</title><itunes:title>Bellies Food Truck with Owner Chris</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>What a fantastic interview with Chris from @belliesfoodtruck 🐷</strong></p><p>Owner Chris, along with his wife, his daughter, his business partner, his dad, and his brother, serves up pork belly bites, Cuban sandwiches, and Meredith’s favorite grilled cheese!</p><p>We talk about Chris’s past jobs and how Bellies came to be. And of course, there is a short quiz at the end where we realize that Chris is surprisingly good at guessing years in history. Like… how is he that good? Anyway... their food is fantastic! Please check them out.</p><p><a href="https://belliesfoodtruck.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://belliesfoodtruck.com</a></p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>What a fantastic interview with Chris from @belliesfoodtruck 🐷</strong></p><p>Owner Chris, along with his wife, his daughter, his business partner, his dad, and his brother, serves up pork belly bites, Cuban sandwiches, and Meredith’s favorite grilled cheese!</p><p>We talk about Chris’s past jobs and how Bellies came to be. And of course, there is a short quiz at the end where we realize that Chris is surprisingly good at guessing years in history. Like… how is he that good? Anyway... their food is fantastic! Please check them out.</p><p><a href="https://belliesfoodtruck.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://belliesfoodtruck.com</a></p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>Support the show and advertising opportunity: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace: https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/bellies-food-truck-with-owner-chris]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2eb914b7-1b2b-4549-b3d6-279c5ef679d8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/2eb914b7-1b2b-4549-b3d6-279c5ef679d8.mp3" length="135536561" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:10:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>223</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>223</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Beavers and Buttglands (What is in our food!?)</title><itunes:title>Beavers and Buttglands (What is in our food!?)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this week’s episode of&nbsp;<em>The Clopen Effect</em>, we chat about&nbsp;<strong>40 wild food additives - </strong>what they are, how to actually pronounce them, and the sneaky places they like to hide. 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It’s funnier when we’re slightly wrong.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/beavers-and-buttglands-what-is-in-our-food]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">549b03dd-7c4d-4db4-9627-a1b8f8d274db</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a3810f07-09e4-4719-b0fc-a03bf1e363bf/The-Clopen-Effect.png"/><pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2025 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/549b03dd-7c4d-4db4-9627-a1b8f8d274db.mp3" length="123219304" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>222</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>222</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Spooky Ways to Live (Happy Halloween!)</title><itunes:title>Spooky Ways to Live (Happy Halloween!)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mature audiences only, please!</strong>&nbsp;🎃</p><p>Meredith and Cassandra dive into 20 of the rarest medical conditions people can suffer from — it’s a tough one, but perfect for Spooky Season!</p><p>We also chat about Meredith’s “diet,” the manager with an attitude, the chores we&nbsp;<em>let</em>&nbsp;our husbands handle, and—drumroll please—we’re celebrating being listened to in all 50 states! Huge thank you to Nina for helping us get there!</p><p>Oh, and one more thing… who do we know that owns a candle company? We have plans.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Mature audiences only, please!</strong>&nbsp;🎃</p><p>Meredith and Cassandra dive into 20 of the rarest medical conditions people can suffer from — it’s a tough one, but perfect for Spooky Season!</p><p>We also chat about Meredith’s “diet,” the manager with an attitude, the chores we&nbsp;<em>let</em>&nbsp;our husbands handle, and—drumroll please—we’re celebrating being listened to in all 50 states! Huge thank you to Nina for helping us get there!</p><p>Oh, and one more thing… who do we know that owns a candle company? 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(https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/spooky-ways-to-live]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">020506c4-1bd5-4eae-8719-0ddf59dd0812</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/020506c4-1bd5-4eae-8719-0ddf59dd0812.mp3" length="110474892" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>221</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>221</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Spooky Season With the Bestie</title><itunes:title>Spooky Season With the Bestie</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra, Bestie, and Meredith chat about one of the eeriest topics yet - the worst ways to die in retail. For mature audiences only, please!</p><p>It’s spooky season, and while this episode sounds dark, it’s handled with care, respect, and just enough Halloween edge to give you chills (without crossing the line).</p><p>From freezers to forklifts, compactors to parking lots, we explore the strange, tragic, and sometimes unbelievable accidents that have happened in and around retail workplaces.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEeTf5mTd1w2g9FEFtUrK0A8XOslc0UjELbMcNVuV45i19r3orHInDuI5hz6iI_aem_fubC2NpAgdOIvC57YsauzQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-clopen-effect.captivate.fm%2Fsupport%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEenofqNC0zshKPc6tveySMVOKXabT_fzthuOUMLYfn9rBrc0IaxIh-vakO7jU_aem_snMWh9jKCPE3VVDIB0oosg&amp;h=AT03sDLIf_9FrUqny8Pl5wcT233ghmckg5MghGwNhJu7Z7kRfCUJ1LB1rB5pqGBPXZZjwI3wIJ9NlcYX6KbC7C9J-pOz4uktWxtPu2WTRKejlQFxRAPbwOXGHNX0Y65x50oPaXZF7L1OEn8aRD-DfCLZkvIz_bxJaZo&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT0uyYJhcHc8K_UVVtcUt0dfPYYjPuJ-3I6isTTvQ12o3Jxde2Bpu9CParSnzPn3JXBmtuNObSaDQv5MmzXseYDk3vpK5KilsACEoBz92liVbzHAXEx557nAlSdswH-dbSCqYfiSZe3mSdK2I4HqrolAv7F5cY4ArKXcnQMDszka8mkz_UzMPQ9rIkszQwz_nbxhaWqBdZSXYpWEUbPSHnDprw" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEe3EQDoMR-5zIi81YmGsq06uDEG8dI9HbsuYHO2lIlabixC7l2Eeeph3yakd4_aem_bPuU5mgZtmqtgQfkqHvRhQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt...</a></p><p>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! 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For mature audiences only, please!</p><p>It’s spooky season, and while this episode sounds dark, it’s handled with care, respect, and just enough Halloween edge to give you chills (without crossing the line).</p><p>From freezers to forklifts, compactors to parking lots, we explore the strange, tragic, and sometimes unbelievable accidents that have happened in and around retail workplaces.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEeTf5mTd1w2g9FEFtUrK0A8XOslc0UjELbMcNVuV45i19r3orHInDuI5hz6iI_aem_fubC2NpAgdOIvC57YsauzQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-clopen-effect.captivate.fm%2Fsupport%3Ffbclid%3DIwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEenofqNC0zshKPc6tveySMVOKXabT_fzthuOUMLYfn9rBrc0IaxIh-vakO7jU_aem_snMWh9jKCPE3VVDIB0oosg&amp;h=AT03sDLIf_9FrUqny8Pl5wcT233ghmckg5MghGwNhJu7Z7kRfCUJ1LB1rB5pqGBPXZZjwI3wIJ9NlcYX6KbC7C9J-pOz4uktWxtPu2WTRKejlQFxRAPbwOXGHNX0Y65x50oPaXZF7L1OEn8aRD-DfCLZkvIz_bxJaZo&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT0uyYJhcHc8K_UVVtcUt0dfPYYjPuJ-3I6isTTvQ12o3Jxde2Bpu9CParSnzPn3JXBmtuNObSaDQv5MmzXseYDk3vpK5KilsACEoBz92liVbzHAXEx557nAlSdswH-dbSCqYfiSZe3mSdK2I4HqrolAv7F5cY4ArKXcnQMDszka8mkz_UzMPQ9rIkszQwz_nbxhaWqBdZSXYpWEUbPSHnDprw" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEe3EQDoMR-5zIi81YmGsq06uDEG8dI9HbsuYHO2lIlabixC7l2Eeeph3yakd4_aem_bPuU5mgZtmqtgQfkqHvRhQ" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt...</a></p><p>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (<a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEeSGBAuFYnAzUdzrYv2WdwbKcFrZbAe8YM6PQDkWCkFoo7tU1qho1_EuYKfNk_aem_yYWzQBLcDhXjiN9unyNjug" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a>) </p><p>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273&amp;fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAYnJpZBExSjJUdUhQR2pJQUdYcGVDQQEeSGBAuFYnAzUdzrYv2WdwbKcFrZbAe8YM6PQDkWCkFoo7tU1qho1_EuYKfNk_aem_yYWzQBLcDhXjiN9unyNjug" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/.../buildingresilienceatwork.../...</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/spooky-season-with-the-bestie]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d21980dd-2d57-43f5-80ec-144203a0114f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/bd8e2dcf-8092-4f6e-ac66-40eaba613d49/Beige-Green-Botanical-Inner-Peace-Podcast-Cover.png"/><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/d21980dd-2d57-43f5-80ec-144203a0114f.mp3" length="104055039" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>220</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>220</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Haunting Thefts</title><itunes:title>Haunting Thefts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Here's the rundown of this week's show:</p><h3>Home Invasions / Residential Burglaries</h3><ul><li>Thieves go for&nbsp;<em>small, high-value, easy-to-carry</em>&nbsp;stuff.</li><li>Top items:</li><li>Cash</li><li>Laptops, tablets, phones</li><li>Jewelry and watches</li><li>Prescription meds</li><li>Firearms</li><li>They want things they can grab fast and resell easily.</li><li>Average loss? A few&nbsp;<em>thousand dollars per break-in.</em></li></ul><br/><h3>Store Robberies / Retail Theft</h3><ul><li>The “greatest hits” list of what walks out of stores:</li><li>Electronics</li><li>Designer clothing and accessories</li><li>Cosmetics</li><li>Alcohol</li><li>Meat and deli items</li><li>Baby formula</li><li>Coffee and razors (because apparently people&nbsp;<em>love</em>&nbsp;stealing those)</li><li>Why these? Small, expensive, and easy to flip online.</li><li>Retailers lost around&nbsp;<strong>$45 billion</strong>&nbsp;last year from theft alone.</li></ul><br/><h3>Car Break-ins / Vehicle Thefts</h3><ul><li>Most stolen&nbsp;<em>from</em>&nbsp;cars:</li><li>Purses and wallets</li><li>Phones</li><li>Sunglasses</li><li>Tools</li><li>Packages left in plain sight</li><li>Most stolen&nbsp;<em>cars</em>&nbsp;(as of 2025):</li><li>Hyundai and Kia models (still a big target!)</li><li>Older Honda Accords and Civics</li><li>PSA: Hide your stuff. Even loose change in the cup holder gets attention.</li></ul><br/><h2>Modern Grave Robbing in the U.S.</h2><h3>Frequency</h3><ul><li><strong>Rare but Real</strong>: Grave robbing is uncommon today but still occurs, often driven by the illicit trade in human remains and artifacts.</li></ul><br/><h3>Motivations</h3><ul><li><strong>Financial Gain</strong>: Stolen items include jewelry, clothing, and personal effects, which can be sold on the black market.</li><li><strong>Cultural Exploitation</strong>: Some individuals seek artifacts or remains for personal collections or spiritual practices.</li><li><strong>Medical Use</strong>: Historically, bodies were stolen for medical research; while less common now, incidents still happen.</li></ul><br/><h3>Legal and Ethical Considerations</h3><ul><li><strong>Federal and State Laws</strong>: Grave robbing is illegal under various laws, including the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act (NAGPRA), which mandates the return of Indigenous remains and cultural items to their communities.</li><li><strong>Museum Repatriations</strong>: Institutions like the American Museum of Natural History have returned thousands of human remains that were previously acquired without consent.</li></ul><br/><h3>Public Awareness</h3><ul><li><strong>Cultural Impact</strong>: The practice raises significant ethical and cultural concerns, particularly among Indigenous communities and descendants of enslaved peoples.</li><li><strong>Media Coverage</strong>: Incidents of grave robbing often lead to public outcry and increased awareness of the need for stronger protections.</li></ul><br/><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p><strong>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</strong></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's the rundown of this week's show:</p><h3>Home Invasions / Residential Burglaries</h3><ul><li>Thieves go for&nbsp;<em>small, high-value, easy-to-carry</em>&nbsp;stuff.</li><li>Top items:</li><li>Cash</li><li>Laptops, tablets, phones</li><li>Jewelry and watches</li><li>Prescription meds</li><li>Firearms</li><li>They want things they can grab fast and resell easily.</li><li>Average loss? A few&nbsp;<em>thousand dollars per break-in.</em></li></ul><br/><h3>Store Robberies / Retail Theft</h3><ul><li>The “greatest hits” list of what walks out of stores:</li><li>Electronics</li><li>Designer clothing and accessories</li><li>Cosmetics</li><li>Alcohol</li><li>Meat and deli items</li><li>Baby formula</li><li>Coffee and razors (because apparently people&nbsp;<em>love</em>&nbsp;stealing those)</li><li>Why these? Small, expensive, and easy to flip online.</li><li>Retailers lost around&nbsp;<strong>$45 billion</strong>&nbsp;last year from theft alone.</li></ul><br/><h3>Car Break-ins / Vehicle Thefts</h3><ul><li>Most stolen&nbsp;<em>from</em>&nbsp;cars:</li><li>Purses and wallets</li><li>Phones</li><li>Sunglasses</li><li>Tools</li><li>Packages left in plain sight</li><li>Most stolen&nbsp;<em>cars</em>&nbsp;(as of 2025):</li><li>Hyundai and Kia models (still a big target!)</li><li>Older Honda Accords and Civics</li><li>PSA: Hide your stuff. Even loose change in the cup holder gets attention.</li></ul><br/><h2>Modern Grave Robbing in the U.S.</h2><h3>Frequency</h3><ul><li><strong>Rare but Real</strong>: Grave robbing is uncommon today but still occurs, often driven by the illicit trade in human remains and artifacts.</li></ul><br/><h3>Motivations</h3><ul><li><strong>Financial Gain</strong>: Stolen items include jewelry, clothing, and personal effects, which can be sold on the black market.</li><li><strong>Cultural Exploitation</strong>: Some individuals seek artifacts or remains for personal collections or spiritual practices.</li><li><strong>Medical Use</strong>: Historically, bodies were stolen for medical research; while less common now, incidents still happen.</li></ul><br/><h3>Legal and Ethical Considerations</h3><ul><li><strong>Federal and State Laws</strong>: Grave robbing is illegal under various laws, including the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act (NAGPRA), which mandates the return of Indigenous remains and cultural items to their communities.</li><li><strong>Museum Repatriations</strong>: Institutions like the American Museum of Natural History have returned thousands of human remains that were previously acquired without consent.</li></ul><br/><h3>Public Awareness</h3><ul><li><strong>Cultural Impact</strong>: The practice raises significant ethical and cultural concerns, particularly among Indigenous communities and descendants of enslaved peoples.</li><li><strong>Media Coverage</strong>: Incidents of grave robbing often lead to public outcry and increased awareness of the need for stronger protections.</li></ul><br/><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p><strong>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</strong></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/haunting-thefts]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6da2c98e-8852-4400-ad04-b4b91657d749</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2025 18:40:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/6da2c98e-8852-4400-ad04-b4b91657d749.mp3" length="65678861" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>219</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>219</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Don&apos;t Take Candy From Strangers</title><itunes:title>Don&apos;t Take Candy From Strangers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hey friends! Before we share this week's episode, a quick note:</p><p>Every week, The Clopen Effect is full of jokes, absurd retail stories, and general chaos. You know, our usual nonsense.</p><p>Today, since it’s spooky season, we’re taking a small detour. We’re covering two very serious events: the disappearances of Adam Walsh from a Sears in 1981 and Ann Gotlib from Bashford Manor Mall in 1983. <strong>Not all the details are provided here</strong>, so please conduct your own online research if you'd like to learn more about these cases.</p><p>These cases are tragic, heartbreaking, and real. We’ll share some key facts, provide some history, and reflect on the impact, while also sprinkling in our usual commentary here and there. </p><p>Please know it’s all meant to contextualize, not make light of what happened!</p><p>With that being said, and if you’re ready… take a breath, maybe hug your kids or pets, and let’s get into these true retail horrors.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/ 2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩  Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey friends! Before we share this week's episode, a quick note:</p><p>Every week, The Clopen Effect is full of jokes, absurd retail stories, and general chaos. You know, our usual nonsense.</p><p>Today, since it’s spooky season, we’re taking a small detour. We’re covering two very serious events: the disappearances of Adam Walsh from a Sears in 1981 and Ann Gotlib from Bashford Manor Mall in 1983. <strong>Not all the details are provided here</strong>, so please conduct your own online research if you'd like to learn more about these cases.</p><p>These cases are tragic, heartbreaking, and real. We’ll share some key facts, provide some history, and reflect on the impact, while also sprinkling in our usual commentary here and there. </p><p>Please know it’s all meant to contextualize, not make light of what happened!</p><p>With that being said, and if you’re ready… take a breath, maybe hug your kids or pets, and let’s get into these true retail horrors.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/ 2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩  Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢 30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, is written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/dont-take-candy-from-strangers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">11e621c4-ff44-4603-be31-d5010f8f2a7a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/11e621c4-ff44-4603-be31-d5010f8f2a7a.mp3" length="126310530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:47</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>218</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>218</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Spooky Drinking with Devangelist</title><itunes:title>Spooky Drinking with Devangelist</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We had a great time with the Rockstar of Retail - our friend Tim! We were listening to the Cubbies win, so the recording fades in and out a bit, but oh well (they won!). In this episode, we chat about Tim’s bands and run through the top scary movie quotes. Stick around until the end to hear a song titled&nbsp;<em>Deviant</em>!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We had a great time with the Rockstar of Retail - our friend Tim! We were listening to the Cubbies win, so the recording fades in and out a bit, but oh well (they won!). In this episode, we chat about Tim’s bands and run through the top scary movie quotes. Stick around until the end to hear a song titled&nbsp;<em>Deviant</em>!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/spooky-drinking-with-devangelist]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a5c2b91b-6a28-4d50-8b04-fcb3551da770</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2025 15:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/a5c2b91b-6a28-4d50-8b04-fcb3551da770.mp3" length="111616757" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>217</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>217</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Bathroom Breaks and Dirty Grapes</title><itunes:title>Bathroom Breaks and Dirty Grapes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We kick things off with a hilarious story from our co-worker who carried&nbsp;<strong>100 balloons for 1.5 miles</strong>&nbsp;from the store to an office party (yes, people stared). <strong>Then it’s all about GERMS</strong>&nbsp;— the gross, sneaky, everyday kind that hide where you least expect them. Fun, funny, and a little bit <em>ewww - </em>this episode has it all!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We kick things off with a hilarious story from our co-worker who carried&nbsp;<strong>100 balloons for 1.5 miles</strong>&nbsp;from the store to an office party (yes, people stared). <strong>Then it’s all about GERMS</strong>&nbsp;— the gross, sneaky, everyday kind that hide where you least expect them. Fun, funny, and a little bit <em>ewww - </em>this episode has it all!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/bathroom-breaks-and-dirty-grapes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fbfaa1ab-b2fb-4b8d-a290-2445e4418e7a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2025 18:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/fbfaa1ab-b2fb-4b8d-a290-2445e4418e7a.mp3" length="104105194" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>216</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>216</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Dying to Win (Competitive Eating Contests)</title><itunes:title>Dying to Win (Competitive Eating Contests)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>From hot dogs at Coney Island to lamingtons in Australia, competitive eating contests are one of the strangest - and most fascinating - traditions around the world. Today, we’re talking about the&nbsp;<em>wild history</em>, the&nbsp;<em>training secrets</em>, and even the&nbsp;<em>dangers</em>&nbsp;of this stomach-stretching sport.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From hot dogs at Coney Island to lamingtons in Australia, competitive eating contests are one of the strangest - and most fascinating - traditions around the world. Today, we’re talking about the&nbsp;<em>wild history</em>, the&nbsp;<em>training secrets</em>, and even the&nbsp;<em>dangers</em>&nbsp;of this stomach-stretching sport.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/dying-to-win-competitive-eating-contests]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">20d34f8e-762a-41dc-9206-76aa77ca36a8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2025 08:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/20d34f8e-762a-41dc-9206-76aa77ca36a8.mp3" length="79664612" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>41:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>215</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>215</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Rest Stops and Snack Shops</title><itunes:title>Rest Stops and Snack Shops</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Wowee, we do love to laugh at ourselves! This episode is no different! We talk about road trips and rest stops, snacks and car ride games. Thanks for being here! We are really having a great time with all of you!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wowee, we do love to laugh at ourselves! This episode is no different! We talk about road trips and rest stops, snacks and car ride games. Thanks for being here! We are really having a great time with all of you!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/rest-stops-and-snack-shops]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a7eb36ec-b06c-46fb-9933-858e21d0ff70</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/a7eb36ec-b06c-46fb-9933-858e21d0ff70.mp3" length="124559281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>214</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>214</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Washy Wishes</title><itunes:title>Washy Wishes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week, we talk about classic wives' tales, we read some great ones from our listeners, and get a little depressed about zoos. Oops. Anyway - enjoy this week's episode!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week, we talk about classic wives' tales, we read some great ones from our listeners, and get a little depressed about zoos. Oops. Anyway - enjoy this week's episode!</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/washy-wishes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6d5b1a17-298f-401c-a79d-d530049a8ba4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/6d5b1a17-298f-401c-a79d-d530049a8ba4.mp3" length="77519645" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>213</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>213</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Fair Food Poisoning</title><itunes:title>Fair Food Poisoning</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Food festivals are so fun! We love them and talk about the most popular, iconic, largest, quirkiest, weirdest, and longest-running. We talk about our local ribfest and the Bristol Renaissance Faire (Kenosha, WI).</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Food festivals are so fun! We love them and talk about the most popular, iconic, largest, quirkiest, weirdest, and longest-running. We talk about our local ribfest and the Bristol Renaissance Faire (Kenosha, WI).</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/fair-food-poisoning]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d799103b-aa8a-46d4-b25f-db5899bcdde3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/d799103b-aa8a-46d4-b25f-db5899bcdde3.mp3" length="73013209" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>212</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>212</podcast:episode></item><item><title>ROY G. BIV</title><itunes:title>ROY G. BIV</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>ROY G. BIV</p><p>Colors don’t just&nbsp;<em>look</em>&nbsp;good in a store, they actually&nbsp;<em>do</em>&nbsp;something to our bodies.</p><p>When our eyes see a color, the signal travels to our brain, and that can change how we feel, even how fast our heart beats.</p><p><strong>Red</strong>&nbsp;makes your heart beat faster. That’s why stores use it for clearance tags and sales—it screams&nbsp;<em>buy me now!</em></p><p><strong>Yellow</strong>&nbsp;is like sunshine. It makes your brain feel happy and alert. That’s why you’ll see yellow on bananas, mustard, or bright sale signs.</p><p><strong>Green</strong>&nbsp;is calming. It reminds us of nature and health. That’s why it shows up in produce, organics, and anything eco-friendly.</p><p><strong>Blue</strong>&nbsp;slows us down. It feels safe and trustworthy. That’s why so many water bottles, toothpaste boxes, and even banks use blue.</p><p><strong>Orange</strong>&nbsp;is energizing. It makes us feel playful and even a little hungry. Think of pumpkins, Reese’s, or Cheetos!</p><p><strong>Purple</strong>&nbsp;is rare in nature, so our brains connect it with luxury or special treats—like grapes, lavender products, or fancy candy wrappers.</p><p>And then there’s&nbsp;<strong>black and white</strong>. Black feels powerful and sleek—think electronics or high-end handbags. White feels clean and simple—like milk, sugar, or Apple iPhones.All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ROY G. BIV</p><p>Colors don’t just&nbsp;<em>look</em>&nbsp;good in a store, they actually&nbsp;<em>do</em>&nbsp;something to our bodies.</p><p>When our eyes see a color, the signal travels to our brain, and that can change how we feel, even how fast our heart beats.</p><p><strong>Red</strong>&nbsp;makes your heart beat faster. That’s why stores use it for clearance tags and sales—it screams&nbsp;<em>buy me now!</em></p><p><strong>Yellow</strong>&nbsp;is like sunshine. It makes your brain feel happy and alert. That’s why you’ll see yellow on bananas, mustard, or bright sale signs.</p><p><strong>Green</strong>&nbsp;is calming. It reminds us of nature and health. That’s why it shows up in produce, organics, and anything eco-friendly.</p><p><strong>Blue</strong>&nbsp;slows us down. It feels safe and trustworthy. That’s why so many water bottles, toothpaste boxes, and even banks use blue.</p><p><strong>Orange</strong>&nbsp;is energizing. It makes us feel playful and even a little hungry. Think of pumpkins, Reese’s, or Cheetos!</p><p><strong>Purple</strong>&nbsp;is rare in nature, so our brains connect it with luxury or special treats—like grapes, lavender products, or fancy candy wrappers.</p><p>And then there’s&nbsp;<strong>black and white</strong>. Black feels powerful and sleek—think electronics or high-end handbags. White feels clean and simple—like milk, sugar, or Apple iPhones.All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/roy-g-biv]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">533c8068-a296-42c1-861d-8dcc800e72d6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/778e9ac4-6281-49ae-a3fa-28578f221f81/The-Clopen-Effect-4.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2025 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/533c8068-a296-42c1-861d-8dcc800e72d6.mp3" length="44238332" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>30:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>211</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>211</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Bread Math with Jason</title><itunes:title>Bread Math with Jason</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we chat&nbsp;<strong>the world of bread and the math behind it (sort of), </strong>with our special guest,&nbsp;<strong>Jason</strong>!</p><ul><li>Jason 'drives' us through his&nbsp;<strong>bread delivery route</strong>, explaining how the numbers, store stops, and fresh bread logistics all come together.</li><li>Meredith tries her best to follow along, but admits… she&nbsp;<strong>still doesn’t really understand how it works</strong>. (Bread routes are&nbsp;<em>complicated</em>, okay?)</li><li>We take a fun detour into a<strong> Bread Quiz</strong>, which ChatGPT created and yes,&nbsp;<strong>Cass’s name is in it!</strong>&nbsp;She’s AI famous now.</li><li>Oh, and surprise twist: Jason&nbsp;<strong>used to marry people</strong>! (As in, officiate weddings, not collect spouses 😆)</li></ul><br/><p>It’s one part carbs, one part tomato sandwiches, and all the way hilarious.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we chat&nbsp;<strong>the world of bread and the math behind it (sort of), </strong>with our special guest,&nbsp;<strong>Jason</strong>!</p><ul><li>Jason 'drives' us through his&nbsp;<strong>bread delivery route</strong>, explaining how the numbers, store stops, and fresh bread logistics all come together.</li><li>Meredith tries her best to follow along, but admits… she&nbsp;<strong>still doesn’t really understand how it works</strong>. (Bread routes are&nbsp;<em>complicated</em>, okay?)</li><li>We take a fun detour into a<strong> Bread Quiz</strong>, which ChatGPT created and yes,&nbsp;<strong>Cass’s name is in it!</strong>&nbsp;She’s AI famous now.</li><li>Oh, and surprise twist: Jason&nbsp;<strong>used to marry people</strong>! (As in, officiate weddings, not collect spouses 😆)</li></ul><br/><p>It’s one part carbs, one part tomato sandwiches, and all the way hilarious.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/bread-math-with-jason]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e7d958cf-5a0d-4366-a059-49385659dc65</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/812fec74-36a3-4998-a02b-eeb2441fdbf4/4pNudOmLhEtiehjoXKInrLSI.png"/><pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/e7d958cf-5a0d-4366-a059-49385659dc65.mp3" length="87045085" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>210</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>210</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Thifting with Daisy</title><itunes:title>Thifting with Daisy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Guests: Mama Brianna &amp; Baby Daisy</strong>&nbsp;🌼</p><p>This week, we welcome the sweetest guests, Mama Brianna and her 9-month-old daughter, Daisy! We explore the&nbsp;<strong>origin of the name Daisy</strong>, its meaning (“day’s eye”), and why it's the perfect fit for such a bright little soul.</p><p>We also give a shoutout to&nbsp;<strong>Dented Gate Flower Garden</strong>&nbsp;in&nbsp;<strong>Woodstock, IL, </strong>a local gem filled with natural charm.</p><p>Then, we slightly dive into the growing world of&nbsp;<strong>thrift shopping</strong>:</p><p>🛒 Surprising stats on how much people are really spending.</p><p>🌍 Why thrifting is trending with Gen Z and millennials.</p><p>🏬 Popular secondhand retailers and online platforms.</p><p>💸 How resale culture is changing how we think about fashion and saving.</p><p>From baby names to budget buys, this episode is full of fresh takes and fun facts!</p><p><strong>🟢 First 100 people can use code BUILDRESILIENCEFREE at https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?couponCode=BUILDRESILIENCEFREE</strong></p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/<strong>support</strong></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop, available wherever you listen! https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Guests: Mama Brianna &amp; Baby Daisy</strong>&nbsp;🌼</p><p>This week, we welcome the sweetest guests, Mama Brianna and her 9-month-old daughter, Daisy! We explore the&nbsp;<strong>origin of the name Daisy</strong>, its meaning (“day’s eye”), and why it's the perfect fit for such a bright little soul.</p><p>We also give a shoutout to&nbsp;<strong>Dented Gate Flower Garden</strong>&nbsp;in&nbsp;<strong>Woodstock, IL, </strong>a local gem filled with natural charm.</p><p>Then, we slightly dive into the growing world of&nbsp;<strong>thrift shopping</strong>:</p><p>🛒 Surprising stats on how much people are really spending.</p><p>🌍 Why thrifting is trending with Gen Z and millennials.</p><p>🏬 Popular secondhand retailers and online platforms.</p><p>💸 How resale culture is changing how we think about fashion and saving.</p><p>From baby names to budget buys, this episode is full of fresh takes and fun facts!</p><p><strong>🟢 First 100 people can use code BUILDRESILIENCEFREE at https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?couponCode=BUILDRESILIENCEFREE</strong></p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/<strong>support</strong></p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop, available wherever you listen! https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/thifting-with-daisy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">366b6063-44df-40b1-8d92-c73e51944877</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/5fe9f390-fafb-4bbf-ba9b-5294ea158ec4/xqVwW4QN9a0OVfxEDO7DjQmZ.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/366b6063-44df-40b1-8d92-c73e51944877.mp3" length="56460504" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>209</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>209</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Cass Goes on Rants</title><itunes:title>Cass Goes on Rants</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We ket AI write this recap, Lol:</p><p>In this laugh-out-loud episode of&nbsp;<em>The Clopen Effect: A Funny Retail Podcast</em>, Cass shares a wild story about a customer who stood directly in her way — and refused to budge. We break down the awkwardness, the tension, and the hilarity that happens when retail workers are just trying to do their job… and shoppers are just trying to pretend they don’t see you.</p><p>Then, we dive into&nbsp;<strong>20ish different types of shoppers</strong>&nbsp;we all know and love. Whether you’ve worked retail or you’re just a curious customer, you’ll recognize these familiar personalities:</p><ul><li>The Laser-Focused List Follower</li><li>The Meanderer</li><li>The Storyteller</li><li>The Cart Curator</li><li>The Aisle Lurker</li><li>The Power Shopper</li><li>The FaceTimer</li><li>The Price Checker</li><li>The Zen Shopper</li><li>The Silent Stalker</li><li>The Know-It-All</li><li>The Impulse Buyer</li><li>The Panic Shopper</li><li>The Time Traveler</li><li>The Sample Hunter</li><li>The Repeat Returner</li><li>The Buzzing Browser</li><li>The Blocker</li><li>The Deal Chaser</li><li>The Oversharer</li></ul><br/><p>We also chat about:</p><ul><li>How retail employees navigate awkward aisle standoffs</li><li>Why common courtesy in stores seems to be fading</li><li>How different shopping styles affect the clopen shift</li><li>And yes… the shopper who tries to read your name tag mid-confrontation</li></ul><br/><p>If you’ve ever worked a closing-to-opening shift (aka a clopen) or felt invisible in a vest and name tag, this one’s for you.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We ket AI write this recap, Lol:</p><p>In this laugh-out-loud episode of&nbsp;<em>The Clopen Effect: A Funny Retail Podcast</em>, Cass shares a wild story about a customer who stood directly in her way — and refused to budge. We break down the awkwardness, the tension, and the hilarity that happens when retail workers are just trying to do their job… and shoppers are just trying to pretend they don’t see you.</p><p>Then, we dive into&nbsp;<strong>20ish different types of shoppers</strong>&nbsp;we all know and love. Whether you’ve worked retail or you’re just a curious customer, you’ll recognize these familiar personalities:</p><ul><li>The Laser-Focused List Follower</li><li>The Meanderer</li><li>The Storyteller</li><li>The Cart Curator</li><li>The Aisle Lurker</li><li>The Power Shopper</li><li>The FaceTimer</li><li>The Price Checker</li><li>The Zen Shopper</li><li>The Silent Stalker</li><li>The Know-It-All</li><li>The Impulse Buyer</li><li>The Panic Shopper</li><li>The Time Traveler</li><li>The Sample Hunter</li><li>The Repeat Returner</li><li>The Buzzing Browser</li><li>The Blocker</li><li>The Deal Chaser</li><li>The Oversharer</li></ul><br/><p>We also chat about:</p><ul><li>How retail employees navigate awkward aisle standoffs</li><li>Why common courtesy in stores seems to be fading</li><li>How different shopping styles affect the clopen shift</li><li>And yes… the shopper who tries to read your name tag mid-confrontation</li></ul><br/><p>If you’ve ever worked a closing-to-opening shift (aka a clopen) or felt invisible in a vest and name tag, this one’s for you.</p><p>All The Clopen Links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p><p>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs! https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy Our Cool Merch:</p><p>https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</p><p>💩&nbsp; Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</p><p>Available wherever you listen! (https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop) </p><p>🟢&nbsp;30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</p><p>https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cass-goes-on-rants]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">14775870-33f5-40ba-8435-efb406504cba</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/33786f60-bd51-4d97-a0a8-0a62f5c724f7/ow7H35lBIdlX8noxtqwF0Y9N.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2025 11:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/14775870-33f5-40ba-8435-efb406504cba.mp3" length="60827132" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>42:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>208</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>208</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Secret Squirrel 3</title><itunes:title>Secret Squirrel 3</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>She’s back! In Part 3 of our Secret Squirrel series, our favorite AP expert returns to talk about the people who take a chance at stealing and how often they get caught. We explore the quick decisions, bold moves, and bizarre attempts that happen every day in retail. We also play the '"Have You Ever?" game for some fast and fun AP confessions. Be sure to stick around until the end when Secret Squirrel shares one of her most unforgettable stories yet.</p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She’s back! In Part 3 of our Secret Squirrel series, our favorite AP expert returns to talk about the people who take a chance at stealing and how often they get caught. We explore the quick decisions, bold moves, and bizarre attempts that happen every day in retail. We also play the '"Have You Ever?" game for some fast and fun AP confessions. Be sure to stick around until the end when Secret Squirrel shares one of her most unforgettable stories yet.</p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/secret-squirrel-3]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">649a929c-90d0-4853-ace1-40e2dbfb8217</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/e0814f1a-b50b-4af5-9c98-906ec232672a/-AoG67HZ_vcFzd0yIqr4ybNN.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/649a929c-90d0-4853-ace1-40e2dbfb8217.mp3" length="98545650" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>207</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>207</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Can Someone Please Page My Mental Health?</title><itunes:title>Can Someone Please Page My Mental Health?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cancer is not funny. Let’s be clear about that. But sometimes the situations we find ourselves in as retail workers leave us so stunned, all we can do is laugh or cry.</p><p>In this episode, Cassandra shares one of those moments. A customer casually dropped a very personal and medically graphic detail mid-conversation, leaving her wondering, “What do I even say to that?”</p><p>We unpack why this happens, why customers share so much with retail workers, how we’ve unintentionally become emotional support humans, and why nothing really shocks us anymore.</p><p>And honestly? It might be Cassandra’s fault. She has the most caring eyes in the business. People look at her and spill the info.</p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cancer is not funny. Let’s be clear about that. But sometimes the situations we find ourselves in as retail workers leave us so stunned, all we can do is laugh or cry.</p><p>In this episode, Cassandra shares one of those moments. A customer casually dropped a very personal and medically graphic detail mid-conversation, leaving her wondering, “What do I even say to that?”</p><p>We unpack why this happens, why customers share so much with retail workers, how we’ve unintentionally become emotional support humans, and why nothing really shocks us anymore.</p><p>And honestly? It might be Cassandra’s fault. She has the most caring eyes in the business. People look at her and spill the info.</p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/can-someone-please-page-my-mental-health]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b33505d6-c2c7-4e8e-95a6-3a465f994050</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/b33505d6-c2c7-4e8e-95a6-3a465f994050.mp3" length="49725984" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>206</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>206</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Vegas Schmegas</title><itunes:title>Vegas Schmegas</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra survives a sizzling Vegas heatwave and finally sees her first Elvis impersonator. Meanwhile, Meredith has a moment: she thought she saw a woman with no arms… but it was just a cold-shoulder shirt. Laugh with us this week! 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We dug into America’s $176B landscaping obsession, wild HOA rules (no red mulch?!), and Cass’s yard glow-up thanks to Johnny. From mulch math to HOA drama, we laughed, learned, and maybe judged a lawn or two. 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PLUS, we dish on Costco culture and share some real talk about surgery recovery (yes, even the parts no one warns you about).</p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>$2/month keeps us recording and bringing you all the laughs!</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can Cassandra guess all the grocery words before time runs out? 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Let's talk about mattresses.</p><p><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links: </strong><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording: </strong><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch: </strong><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: </strong><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy 200th Episode to The Clopen Effect! Let's talk about mattresses.</p><p><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><strong>All The Clopen Links: </strong><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording: </strong><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch: </strong><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop: </strong><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-mattress-money-madness]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5116190f-739b-4be1-b2da-46baa4b95a28</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/5116190f-739b-4be1-b2da-46baa4b95a28.mp3" length="60245390" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>41:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>200</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>200</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Pizza, Pasta, Pope (Episode 199!!)</title><itunes:title>Pizza, Pasta, Pope (Episode 199!!)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Meredith and Julia talk pizza, pasta, and the Pope while traveling in Italy. Cassandra brings the sunny (and sometimes chaotic) energy of Florida. No deep dives here, just funny moments, quirky details, and the little differences we noticed between these two worlds. It’s all about enjoying the stories, sharing some smiles, and maybe leaving you craving a slice of pizza or a beach chair by the end.</p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">🔗&nbsp;</a><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">✨&nbsp;</a><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">☕&nbsp;</a><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording:</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Meredith and Julia talk pizza, pasta, and the Pope while traveling in Italy. Cassandra brings the sunny (and sometimes chaotic) energy of Florida. No deep dives here, just funny moments, quirky details, and the little differences we noticed between these two worlds. It’s all about enjoying the stories, sharing some smiles, and maybe leaving you craving a slice of pizza or a beach chair by the end.</p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">🔗&nbsp;</a><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">✨&nbsp;</a><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">☕&nbsp;</a><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording:</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/pizza-pasta-pope-episode-199]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3a8a6d81-da29-4544-8321-0bdbb2e6a98a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 03 May 2025 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/3a8a6d81-da29-4544-8321-0bdbb2e6a98a.mp3" length="137212157" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:35:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>199</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>199</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Spring Awakening with Aeon Lounge</title><itunes:title>Spring Awakening with Aeon Lounge</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Kristen, owner of Aeon Gallery in Richmond, IL. joined us for laughs and a sneak peek into her Absinthe Lounge’s incredible upcoming vendor event, Spring Awakening, on April 27th! We chatted about her haunted photo book and the mysterious forces that knocked Moscow Mule mugs off the hooks. Good vibes, great art, and maybe a ghost or two - just how we like it. (Well, Cass is really only a fan of&nbsp;<em>drinking</em>&nbsp;spirits, not&nbsp;<em>talking</em>&nbsp;to them!)</p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">🔗&nbsp;</a><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">✨&nbsp;</a><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">☕&nbsp;</a><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording:</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kristen, owner of Aeon Gallery in Richmond, IL. joined us for laughs and a sneak peek into her Absinthe Lounge’s incredible upcoming vendor event, Spring Awakening, on April 27th! We chatted about her haunted photo book and the mysterious forces that knocked Moscow Mule mugs off the hooks. Good vibes, great art, and maybe a ghost or two - just how we like it. (Well, Cass is really only a fan of&nbsp;<em>drinking</em>&nbsp;spirits, not&nbsp;<em>talking</em>&nbsp;to them!)</p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">🔗&nbsp;</a><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">✨&nbsp;</a><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">☕&nbsp;</a><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording:</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Available wherever you listen!</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/spring-awakening-with-aeon-lounge]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aa32fb80-893a-4d24-b59a-522be57cf547</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f7d257b6-8c50-4ce9-b82b-f4a0209f9b74/3-25-8-13-PM.mp3" length="83891640" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>198</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>198</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Depresso Espresso Episode</title><itunes:title>The Depresso Espresso Episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Many choose Retail as a fast-paced, people-driven career for the energy, flexibility, and growth opportunities (sort of). It’s not always easy, but it builds strong skills, opens doors, and can even lead to big money <strong>at the top</strong>. We’ve also got some hilarious retail-themed movie quotes and titles to share because if you’ve worked retail, you know it’s basically a comedy show!</p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">🔗&nbsp;</a><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">✨&nbsp;</a><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">☕&nbsp;</a><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording:</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&amp;ltsid=322c207d-3283-4a05-a7f4-49046cdb8fc4" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many choose Retail as a fast-paced, people-driven career for the energy, flexibility, and growth opportunities (sort of). It’s not always easy, but it builds strong skills, opens doors, and can even lead to big money <strong>at the top</strong>. We’ve also got some hilarious retail-themed movie quotes and titles to share because if you’ve worked retail, you know it’s basically a comedy show!</p><p>🟢&nbsp;<strong>30 Days to Building Resilience in the Workplace:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">🔗&nbsp;</a><strong>Helpful Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">✨&nbsp;</a><strong>All The Clopen Links:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">☕&nbsp;</a><strong>Support the Show &amp; Keep Us Recording:</strong></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">👕&nbsp;</a><strong>Buy Our Cool Merch:</strong></p><p><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">💩&nbsp;</a><strong>Check Out Our Other Podcast – Anxiety Makes Me Poop:</strong></p><p><a href="https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&amp;ltsid=322c207d-3283-4a05-a7f4-49046cdb8fc4" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</a></p><p><strong>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect.</strong></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-depresso-espresso-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9b8e3f88-4d99-441c-a87c-ef8b257ba596</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 20:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/962ea57c-f0e0-4adc-80aa-19f932ff2827/28-25-8-41-PM.mp3" length="45496028" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>31:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>197</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>197</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Americard VS. Mastercharge (and somehow we talk about diseases, too)</title><itunes:title>Americard VS. Mastercharge (and somehow we talk about diseases, too)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder how&nbsp;<strong>credit cards</strong>&nbsp;went from old-school charge plates (cha-ching!) to the tap-to-pay magic we use today? In this episode, we take a&nbsp;<strong>fun look</strong>&nbsp;at the&nbsp;<strong>history of credit cards</strong>, their quirks, and how they’ve been hilariously portrayed in&nbsp;<strong>cartoons</strong>. From the <strong>first Diners Club card</strong>&nbsp;to Marge Simpson maxing out her limit, we cover the good, the bad, and the overdrawn. No finance degree is required. Just laughs and swipes!</p><p>🔹 Who invented the credit card?</p><p>🔹 What did people use before plastic?</p><p>🔹 Cartoons featuring credit cards!</p><p>Listen now and avoid that&nbsp;<strong>"insufficient funds"</strong>&nbsp;feeling! 🎧</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder how&nbsp;<strong>credit cards</strong>&nbsp;went from old-school charge plates (cha-ching!) to the tap-to-pay magic we use today? In this episode, we take a&nbsp;<strong>fun look</strong>&nbsp;at the&nbsp;<strong>history of credit cards</strong>, their quirks, and how they’ve been hilariously portrayed in&nbsp;<strong>cartoons</strong>. From the <strong>first Diners Club card</strong>&nbsp;to Marge Simpson maxing out her limit, we cover the good, the bad, and the overdrawn. No finance degree is required. Just laughs and swipes!</p><p>🔹 Who invented the credit card?</p><p>🔹 What did people use before plastic?</p><p>🔹 Cartoons featuring credit cards!</p><p>Listen now and avoid that&nbsp;<strong>"insufficient funds"</strong>&nbsp;feeling! 🎧</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/mastercharge-vs-visa]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">20e2a9c2-0faa-4207-8029-0dba68d21406</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e3c2e180-c8bf-4c14-aeec-ffe863c9ff65/22-25-7-26-AM.mp3" length="57869292" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>196</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>196</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Do’s and Don’ts of Virtual Meetings</title><itunes:title>The Do’s and Don’ts of Virtual Meetings</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Let’s be honest: We’ve all been on some&nbsp;<em>questionable</em>&nbsp;virtual calls. From camera etiquette to knowing when (and when&nbsp;<em>not</em>) to unmute, we’re breaking down the dos and don’ts that make meetings smoother, more productive, and way less awkward. Whether you’re guilty of talking on mute, multitasking a little&nbsp;<em>too</em>&nbsp;hard, or enduring never-ending silences, this one’s for you!</p><p>Listen in, take notes (or don’t, we won’t know), and let’s make virtual meetings suck a little less!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let’s be honest: We’ve all been on some&nbsp;<em>questionable</em>&nbsp;virtual calls. From camera etiquette to knowing when (and when&nbsp;<em>not</em>) to unmute, we’re breaking down the dos and don’ts that make meetings smoother, more productive, and way less awkward. Whether you’re guilty of talking on mute, multitasking a little&nbsp;<em>too</em>&nbsp;hard, or enduring never-ending silences, this one’s for you!</p><p>Listen in, take notes (or don’t, we won’t know), and let’s make virtual meetings suck a little less!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-dos-and-donts-of-virtual-meetings]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ba5693c2-233d-418d-84d7-c3aedf082d86</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/53d4e74b-1e75-4d45-a998-cd507e4f68a4/IfIhCaPzMBBWUFQsdsGDnUCo.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/01f70e12-10e5-4765-96b8-0cce1d3a4e3f/18-25-5-36-PM.mp3" length="50472668" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>35:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>195</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>195</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Say Cheese!</title><itunes:title>Say Cheese!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we explore the&nbsp;<strong>history of cheese</strong>, including how it's been around for&nbsp;<strong>7,000 years</strong>&nbsp;and how the&nbsp;<strong>largest cheese wheel</strong>&nbsp;ever made weighed&nbsp;<strong>57,000 pounds</strong>! We also touched on fun cheese facts like the&nbsp;<strong>cheese cave in Missouri </strong>and the (gross) world of&nbsp;<strong>maggot cheese.</strong></p><p>Plus, we celebrated&nbsp;<strong>10 and 25-year wedding anniversaries!</strong></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, we explore the&nbsp;<strong>history of cheese</strong>, including how it's been around for&nbsp;<strong>7,000 years</strong>&nbsp;and how the&nbsp;<strong>largest cheese wheel</strong>&nbsp;ever made weighed&nbsp;<strong>57,000 pounds</strong>! We also touched on fun cheese facts like the&nbsp;<strong>cheese cave in Missouri </strong>and the (gross) world of&nbsp;<strong>maggot cheese.</strong></p><p>Plus, we celebrated&nbsp;<strong>10 and 25-year wedding anniversaries!</strong></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/say-cheese]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e11f019f-1a38-4259-a97a-42e5ed05141c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/917aea7d-615b-4658-8d55-f6bd0aec895e/tFgm89r3KaFSZLhLZF94Qqug.png"/><pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e27cda78-b68a-434c-a1e2-a13efa09d806/4-25-8-02-PM.mp3" length="68104068" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>194</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>194</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Chocolate, Chocolate and More Chocolate</title><itunes:title>Chocolate, Chocolate and More Chocolate</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Here's a quick recap of the history of chocolate. And correct, Meredith never knows how to pronounce anything. It's all good:</p><h3><strong>Ancient Origins</strong></h3><p>Chocolate’s history dates back over 3,000 years to Mesoamerica (modern-day Mexico and Central America). The&nbsp;<strong>Olmecs </strong>(1500-400 BCE) were likely the first to cultivate cacao and use it for ceremonial drinks. Later, the&nbsp;<strong>Mayans </strong>and Aztecs adopted cacao, turning it into a bitter, spiced beverage called&nbsp;<strong>“xocoatl,”</strong> often mixed with chili, vanilla, and honey. The Aztecs valued cacao so highly that they used cacao beans as currency.</p><h3><strong>Chocolate Arrives in Europe</strong></h3><p>In the early 1500s, Spanish explorers, including&nbsp;<strong>Hernán Cortés</strong>, brought cacao to Spain. The Spanish sweetened the bitter drink with sugar and cinnamon, making it a luxury for the elite. Over the next century, chocolate spread across Europe, becoming a favorite among royalty, including&nbsp;<strong>King Louis XIV of France</strong>.</p><h3><strong>The Birth of Modern Chocolate</strong></h3><p>By the 19th century, advancements in processing made chocolate more accessible:</p><ul><li><strong>1828</strong>: Dutch chemist&nbsp;<strong>Coenraad van Houten</strong>&nbsp;invented the&nbsp;<strong>cocoa press</strong>, creating cocoa powder and making chocolate smoother.</li><li><strong>1847</strong>: The British company&nbsp;<strong>J.S. Fry &amp; Sons created the first solid chocolate bar</strong>.</li><li><strong>1875</strong>: Swiss chocolatier&nbsp;<strong>Daniel Peter</strong>&nbsp;combined chocolate with milk, inventing&nbsp;<strong>milk chocolate</strong>. His friend&nbsp;<strong>Henri Nestlé</strong>&nbsp;helped refine the process.</li><li><strong>1879</strong>:&nbsp;<strong>Rodolphe Lindt</strong>&nbsp;developed&nbsp;<strong>conching</strong>, giving chocolate a smoother texture.</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>The Chocolate Boom</strong></h3><p>By the 20th century, major brands like&nbsp;<strong>Hershey’s (1900), Cadbury, and Mars</strong>&nbsp;made chocolate widely available, mass producing chocolate bars, truffles, and confections.</p><p>Today, chocolate remains one of the world’s most beloved treats, evolving into a multibillion-dollar industry with artisanal and ethical chocolate production gaining popularity.&nbsp;</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's a quick recap of the history of chocolate. And correct, Meredith never knows how to pronounce anything. It's all good:</p><h3><strong>Ancient Origins</strong></h3><p>Chocolate’s history dates back over 3,000 years to Mesoamerica (modern-day Mexico and Central America). The&nbsp;<strong>Olmecs </strong>(1500-400 BCE) were likely the first to cultivate cacao and use it for ceremonial drinks. Later, the&nbsp;<strong>Mayans </strong>and Aztecs adopted cacao, turning it into a bitter, spiced beverage called&nbsp;<strong>“xocoatl,”</strong> often mixed with chili, vanilla, and honey. The Aztecs valued cacao so highly that they used cacao beans as currency.</p><h3><strong>Chocolate Arrives in Europe</strong></h3><p>In the early 1500s, Spanish explorers, including&nbsp;<strong>Hernán Cortés</strong>, brought cacao to Spain. The Spanish sweetened the bitter drink with sugar and cinnamon, making it a luxury for the elite. Over the next century, chocolate spread across Europe, becoming a favorite among royalty, including&nbsp;<strong>King Louis XIV of France</strong>.</p><h3><strong>The Birth of Modern Chocolate</strong></h3><p>By the 19th century, advancements in processing made chocolate more accessible:</p><ul><li><strong>1828</strong>: Dutch chemist&nbsp;<strong>Coenraad van Houten</strong>&nbsp;invented the&nbsp;<strong>cocoa press</strong>, creating cocoa powder and making chocolate smoother.</li><li><strong>1847</strong>: The British company&nbsp;<strong>J.S. Fry &amp; Sons created the first solid chocolate bar</strong>.</li><li><strong>1875</strong>: Swiss chocolatier&nbsp;<strong>Daniel Peter</strong>&nbsp;combined chocolate with milk, inventing&nbsp;<strong>milk chocolate</strong>. His friend&nbsp;<strong>Henri Nestlé</strong>&nbsp;helped refine the process.</li><li><strong>1879</strong>:&nbsp;<strong>Rodolphe Lindt</strong>&nbsp;developed&nbsp;<strong>conching</strong>, giving chocolate a smoother texture.</li></ul><br/><h3><strong>The Chocolate Boom</strong></h3><p>By the 20th century, major brands like&nbsp;<strong>Hershey’s (1900), Cadbury, and Mars</strong>&nbsp;made chocolate widely available, mass producing chocolate bars, truffles, and confections.</p><p>Today, chocolate remains one of the world’s most beloved treats, evolving into a multibillion-dollar industry with artisanal and ethical chocolate production gaining popularity.&nbsp;</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/chocolate-chocolate-and-more-chocolate]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c0e439fd-d14c-43ad-b89c-89a54aae44ca</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0f7b4589-bfcc-4721-a39c-5e6432f0e65f/2-25-8-43-AM.mp3" length="66771823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>193</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>193</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Happy Valentine&apos;s Day - Let&apos;s Laugh</title><itunes:title>Happy Valentine&apos;s Day - Let&apos;s Laugh</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The five stages of grief... we mean, a retail work day. Also, pork shoulder butts, bad drivers and winter weather.</p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Building Resilience at Work</a> - the certified course!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The five stages of grief... we mean, a retail work day. Also, pork shoulder butts, bad drivers and winter weather.</p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Building Resilience at Work</a> - the certified course!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/happy-valentines-day-lets-laugh]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9a587e7c-65d7-42af-b282-9c72d8222ae1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d25fc98f-a628-430e-9bbc-25f1d1bc96bb/14-25-5-47-AM.mp3" length="63635875" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>44:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>192</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>192</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Staying Awake with Hannah</title><itunes:title>Staying Awake with Hannah</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Let's talk third shift! We’re talking about the realities of overnight work with Hannah - she knows the ins and outs of the night shift grind. Download this episode for insights, a fun chat, and a quiz about living the late-night schedule!</p><p>#ThirdShift #NightShiftLife #AClopenEffect #podcast</p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Building Resilience in the workplace - new course from Meredith!</a> Use code YOUR30DAYJOURNEY to save money!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let's talk third shift! We’re talking about the realities of overnight work with Hannah - she knows the ins and outs of the night shift grind. Download this episode for insights, a fun chat, and a quiz about living the late-night schedule!</p><p>#ThirdShift #NightShiftLife #AClopenEffect #podcast</p><p><a href="https://www.udemy.com/course/buildingresilienceatwork_in30days/?referralCode=BD92C36502C5E19AA273" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Building Resilience in the workplace - new course from Meredith!</a> Use code YOUR30DAYJOURNEY to save money!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/staying-awake-with-hannah]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a9e8abfd-af7f-4731-9751-cb8d468404c3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/24c84cba-c167-467d-ab9d-8eea8c5558b3/1Mh2OMpNQpKKrvCAo5FRN6A9.png"/><pubDate>Sun, 09 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4d2becf1-7dc7-417b-a117-a2db2a7fb9b8/9-25-2-16-PM.mp3" length="74208571" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>51:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>191</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>191</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Sloth Punch Love - Billboards</title><itunes:title>Sloth Punch Love - Billboards</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode is so fun! Here's a recap:</p><p><strong>Funny Billboards</strong>&nbsp;– We've seen some of the wildest and cheesiest billboards, including lawyer ads and the infamous Brian Urlacher hair restoration billboards.</p><p><strong>Hulk Hogan &amp; Bret Michaels’ Bandana Hair Mystery</strong>&nbsp;– Why these guys love their headwear and how Bret Michaels keeps his rockstar look intact.</p><p><strong>Every Rose Has Its Thorn</strong>&nbsp;– We had a mini rock nostalgia moment talking about Poison’s classic ballad.</p><p><strong>How Much Does a Billboard Cost?</strong>&nbsp;– We discuss the pricing for renting a billboard and how farmers might lease their land for them.</p><p><strong>Who Owns Billboards on Farms?</strong>&nbsp;– Landowners lease space to big ad companies, but some could own their own signs outright.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week's episode is so fun! Here's a recap:</p><p><strong>Funny Billboards</strong>&nbsp;– We've seen some of the wildest and cheesiest billboards, including lawyer ads and the infamous Brian Urlacher hair restoration billboards.</p><p><strong>Hulk Hogan &amp; Bret Michaels’ Bandana Hair Mystery</strong>&nbsp;– Why these guys love their headwear and how Bret Michaels keeps his rockstar look intact.</p><p><strong>Every Rose Has Its Thorn</strong>&nbsp;– We had a mini rock nostalgia moment talking about Poison’s classic ballad.</p><p><strong>How Much Does a Billboard Cost?</strong>&nbsp;– We discuss the pricing for renting a billboard and how farmers might lease their land for them.</p><p><strong>Who Owns Billboards on Farms?</strong>&nbsp;– Landowners lease space to big ad companies, but some could own their own signs outright.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/sloth-punch-love-billboards]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dd893abb-66c2-43dc-b2f1-5572dec9c203</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/beb70c43-ae5e-43bb-b389-496bcc14f122/28-25-7-55-PM.mp3" length="52755352" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>36:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>190</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>190</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Win For Life (With Jenn)</title><itunes:title>Win For Life (With Jenn)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra's sister is here! "Win for Life" and what we dream of having forever, like free coffee, concert tickets, or no more bills. We also laugh about funny TikToks, with Meredith admitting she'll miss the jewelry reveal videos that brought her so much entertainment. Along the way, we poke fun at ourselves for aging into phrases like “reels” and “books on tape.” Jenn reads off great responses from our followers about what they’d love to win for life, from free gas, crab legs, and steak to endless Amazon deliveries. </p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra's sister is here! "Win for Life" and what we dream of having forever, like free coffee, concert tickets, or no more bills. We also laugh about funny TikToks, with Meredith admitting she'll miss the jewelry reveal videos that brought her so much entertainment. Along the way, we poke fun at ourselves for aging into phrases like “reels” and “books on tape.” Jenn reads off great responses from our followers about what they’d love to win for life, from free gas, crab legs, and steak to endless Amazon deliveries. </p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/win-for-life-with-jenn]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2f3d1d20-fef9-415a-b68c-b431d385d0bb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/a5183ac8-3e1d-4647-8625-3fae06c93f4b/QJ1347UfpPtBTzCq8ELshn40.jpg"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b5b39c61-8e88-4d83-8403-18a40b02d1e4/21-25-7-49-PM.mp3" length="47797521" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>33:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>189</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>189</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Name Your Gadget</title><itunes:title>Name Your Gadget</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is, without a doubt, the&nbsp;<strong>FUNNIEST episode we’ve ever recorded!</strong>&nbsp;Meredith got a Roomba for Christmas and finally settled on the perfect name:&nbsp;<strong>Obi-Wan Cleanobi. </strong>But that’s not all - download the episode to hear the&nbsp;<strong>hilarious list of other name options</strong>. From clever puns to pop culture gold to Star Wars-themed, this episode will have you laughing out loud!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is, without a doubt, the&nbsp;<strong>FUNNIEST episode we’ve ever recorded!</strong>&nbsp;Meredith got a Roomba for Christmas and finally settled on the perfect name:&nbsp;<strong>Obi-Wan Cleanobi. </strong>But that’s not all - download the episode to hear the&nbsp;<strong>hilarious list of other name options</strong>. From clever puns to pop culture gold to Star Wars-themed, this episode will have you laughing out loud!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/name-your-gadget]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c3832693-be42-47c7-b414-c9ee8d7514d6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f50283df-f7a7-4a5b-a85c-96f06041025d/XClvg6ALk5v-bIPxS-mi-FRS.jpg"/><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3bf47a9e-867a-4d77-85d0-1856b38a877f/7-25-6-08-PM.mp3" length="66201309" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>188</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>188</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Taglines and Ten Year Trends</title><itunes:title>Taglines and Ten Year Trends</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith quizzes Cassandra on streaming services' taglines, and we uncover a couple of modern trends that people may regret in the next decade.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith quizzes Cassandra on streaming services' taglines, and we uncover a couple of modern trends that people may regret in the next decade.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/taglines-and-ten-year-trends]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">53c52c25-9341-4e23-ba8b-e5d4306acf50</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/9ee858d2-3f50-47e5-ae67-a091f5754c12/KL9StN9g0xBPQst9WR52KvqO.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5cd91c41-4c01-4744-b73f-48a4d8348832/Taglines-and-Ten-Year-Trends.mp3" length="62531209" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>187</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>187</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Retail - Where the Spirit of Christmas Goes to Die</title><itunes:title>Retail - Where the Spirit of Christmas Goes to Die</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Surviving retail during the holidays can feel like navigating a battlefield of long lines, stressed-out customers, and the relentless demand for cheer. And a cheesy list of funny retail sayings to bring 'humor' to the holiday madness.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Surviving retail during the holidays can feel like navigating a battlefield of long lines, stressed-out customers, and the relentless demand for cheer. And a cheesy list of funny retail sayings to bring 'humor' to the holiday madness.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/retail-where-the-spirit-of-christmas-goes-to-die]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">35219aaa-8a4c-4b31-a9b1-0c453b5168a9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a5ae48b6-a434-4eb0-92db-cd69a57e2859/21-24-3-58-PM.mp3" length="63170060" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>186</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>186</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Captain Obvious</title><itunes:title>Captain Obvious</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>"Captain Obvious" moments are when someone points out the glaringly obvious, hilariously unnecessary, or overly stated facts of a situation. They’re funny because they take something so basic and spell it out, making everyone stop and think, “Well, duh!” In this episode, we chat about painfully clear observations, including Meredith’s classic moment when she told a pricing team member just how busy the baking aisle was — because it’s the baking aisle during the holidays! Duh!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Captain Obvious" moments are when someone points out the glaringly obvious, hilariously unnecessary, or overly stated facts of a situation. They’re funny because they take something so basic and spell it out, making everyone stop and think, “Well, duh!” In this episode, we chat about painfully clear observations, including Meredith’s classic moment when she told a pricing team member just how busy the baking aisle was — because it’s the baking aisle during the holidays! Duh!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/captain-obvious]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">152daa67-2de5-4835-a1fb-cda6507eb377</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 14 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1294a04d-1252-4c9c-8b71-7bc40e29c608/14-24-2-29-PM.mp3" length="56250536" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>185</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>185</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Popo Gigio - The Besties</title><itunes:title>Popo Gigio - The Besties</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The besties are here! We talk about the history of Santa and take a quiz.</p><p><strong>The Origins</strong></p><ol><li>Santa's story starts with&nbsp;<strong>St. Nicholas</strong>, a 4th-century Christian bishop from Myra (modern-day Turkey). Known for his generosity to children and the poor, St. Nicholas inspired legends that were passed down through generations.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>From St. Nicholas to Sinterklaas to Santa</strong></p><ol><li>The Dutch brought their version of St. Nicholas,&nbsp;<strong>Sinterklaas</strong>, to America, where the name morphed into&nbsp;<strong>Santa Claus</strong>. By the 1800s, Santa began evolving into the figure we recognize today.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Modern Santa Takes Shape</strong></p><ul><li>In&nbsp;<strong>1822</strong>, Clement Clarke Moore's poem&nbsp;<em>"A Visit from St. Nicholas"</em>&nbsp;(also called&nbsp;<em>"The Night Before Christmas"</em>) gave Santa his jolly personality, sleigh, and reindeer.</li><li>In&nbsp;<strong>1881</strong>, political cartoonist&nbsp;<strong>Thomas Nast</strong>&nbsp;refined Santa’s look with the red suit, white beard, and round belly.</li></ul><br/><p><strong>Santa in Pop Culture</strong></p><ul><li>The&nbsp;<strong>1930s Coca-Cola campaigns</strong>&nbsp;brought us the cheerful, plump Santa we know today, thanks to illustrator&nbsp;<strong>Haddon Sundblom</strong>.</li><li>Features like his North Pole home, magical sleigh, and toy workshop became staples in Christmas traditions.</li></ul><br/><p><strong>The Magic of Belief</strong></p><ul><li>Many children believe in Santa until around ages&nbsp;<strong>6 to 9</strong>, when they start questioning the logistics of his journey.</li><li>Even so, adults keep the tradition alive, spreading the festive spirit to younger generations.</li></ul><br/><p>Santa’s legend has become a global phenomenon, blending history, myth, and marketing into a magical figure who continues to inspire joy each holiday season.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The besties are here! We talk about the history of Santa and take a quiz.</p><p><strong>The Origins</strong></p><ol><li>Santa's story starts with&nbsp;<strong>St. Nicholas</strong>, a 4th-century Christian bishop from Myra (modern-day Turkey). Known for his generosity to children and the poor, St. Nicholas inspired legends that were passed down through generations.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>From St. Nicholas to Sinterklaas to Santa</strong></p><ol><li>The Dutch brought their version of St. Nicholas,&nbsp;<strong>Sinterklaas</strong>, to America, where the name morphed into&nbsp;<strong>Santa Claus</strong>. By the 1800s, Santa began evolving into the figure we recognize today.</li></ol><br/><p><strong>Modern Santa Takes Shape</strong></p><ul><li>In&nbsp;<strong>1822</strong>, Clement Clarke Moore's poem&nbsp;<em>"A Visit from St. Nicholas"</em>&nbsp;(also called&nbsp;<em>"The Night Before Christmas"</em>) gave Santa his jolly personality, sleigh, and reindeer.</li><li>In&nbsp;<strong>1881</strong>, political cartoonist&nbsp;<strong>Thomas Nast</strong>&nbsp;refined Santa’s look with the red suit, white beard, and round belly.</li></ul><br/><p><strong>Santa in Pop Culture</strong></p><ul><li>The&nbsp;<strong>1930s Coca-Cola campaigns</strong>&nbsp;brought us the cheerful, plump Santa we know today, thanks to illustrator&nbsp;<strong>Haddon Sundblom</strong>.</li><li>Features like his North Pole home, magical sleigh, and toy workshop became staples in Christmas traditions.</li></ul><br/><p><strong>The Magic of Belief</strong></p><ul><li>Many children believe in Santa until around ages&nbsp;<strong>6 to 9</strong>, when they start questioning the logistics of his journey.</li><li>Even so, adults keep the tradition alive, spreading the festive spirit to younger generations.</li></ul><br/><p>Santa’s legend has become a global phenomenon, blending history, myth, and marketing into a magical figure who continues to inspire joy each holiday season.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/popo-gigio]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bff2ddc6-54e4-41de-93fd-abc1d9c71345</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/61dfeb3b-21d6-4826-9a73-ddcf319607f6/6-24-6-41-PM.mp3" length="79148221" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:58</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>184</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>184</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Chewing the Fat with Jenuine Coffee</title><itunes:title>Chewing the Fat with Jenuine Coffee</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Jen from Jenuine Coffee joined Meredith and Cassandra for this episode, adding her unique perspective to this funny discussion!</p><p>In this episode of&nbsp;<em>Chewing the Fat,</em>&nbsp;we take listeners on a journey into the origins of (mostly) food-related phrases, exploring their history, meanings, and cultural significance. The episode is filled with fascinating tidbits and plenty of laughs as the trio brews up lively discussions over a virtual "Cup O' Joe." And as always, Meredith accidentally mixes up her words, and we have a big laugh!</p><p>Find Jen here: <a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/</a></p><p>Some Phrases from the Episode, thanks to ChatGPT:</p><p><strong>"Cup O' Joe"</strong></p><p>Explored its connection to World War II soldiers and U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels, who banned alcohol on ships, making coffee the "strongest drink" available.</p><p><strong>"Piece of Cake"</strong></p><p>Discussed its roots in 19th-century cakewalk competitions, where the winner literally took home a cake.</p><p><strong>"Bring Home the Bacon"</strong></p><p>Traced back to medieval England, where couples demonstrating harmony were rewarded with bacon.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen from Jenuine Coffee joined Meredith and Cassandra for this episode, adding her unique perspective to this funny discussion!</p><p>In this episode of&nbsp;<em>Chewing the Fat,</em>&nbsp;we take listeners on a journey into the origins of (mostly) food-related phrases, exploring their history, meanings, and cultural significance. The episode is filled with fascinating tidbits and plenty of laughs as the trio brews up lively discussions over a virtual "Cup O' Joe." And as always, Meredith accidentally mixes up her words, and we have a big laugh!</p><p>Find Jen here: <a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/</a></p><p>Some Phrases from the Episode, thanks to ChatGPT:</p><p><strong>"Cup O' Joe"</strong></p><p>Explored its connection to World War II soldiers and U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels, who banned alcohol on ships, making coffee the "strongest drink" available.</p><p><strong>"Piece of Cake"</strong></p><p>Discussed its roots in 19th-century cakewalk competitions, where the winner literally took home a cake.</p><p><strong>"Bring Home the Bacon"</strong></p><p>Traced back to medieval England, where couples demonstrating harmony were rewarded with bacon.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/chewing-the-fat-with-jenuine-coffee]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">068263f5-7cbd-4beb-a8e5-7a2b2dd206fc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Tue, 26 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f343e5ec-4014-4c2d-9a77-8e00789a306c/26-24-6-50-PM.mp3" length="66807558" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>183</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>183</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Oh, Deer!</title><itunes:title>Oh, Deer!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's DEER week! One of our husbands hit a deer last week, and a couple of our friends have too! We talk deer statistics, top road kill, and driving stories.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's DEER week! One of our husbands hit a deer last week, and a couple of our friends have too! We talk deer statistics, top road kill, and driving stories.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/oh-deer]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">149bbda7-5d01-483f-b164-364fe55dd1f4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d1779871-64b3-4744-9764-8770963f25b1/21-24-6-38-PM.mp3" length="56429214" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>182</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>182</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Haul Out the Pies</title><itunes:title>Haul Out the Pies</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Get ready for some pie talk! Top selling pies, what we think about everyone’s choice in pies, and Cass has a fantastic conversation with a customer!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get ready for some pie talk! Top selling pies, what we think about everyone’s choice in pies, and Cass has a fantastic conversation with a customer!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/haul-out-the-pies]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f3964fac-b372-41f9-9eed-4fe92d7c053c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d446d7e0-bd00-40ea-9838-b01ce6a5e2af/15-24-1-02-PM.mp3" length="49331640" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>181</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>181</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Would You Like Fries With That?</title><itunes:title>Would You Like Fries With That?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Why is it dark out already? We are already listening to Christmas music and watching Christmas movies on Hallmark. Also, from A&amp;W to McDonald's, we explore the oldest franchises, clever branding, and secrets to staying relevant for generations.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is it dark out already? We are already listening to Christmas music and watching Christmas movies on Hallmark. Also, from A&amp;W to McDonald's, we explore the oldest franchises, clever branding, and secrets to staying relevant for generations.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/would-you-like-fries-with-that]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f88dc53f-6aad-437e-9f89-ff9fa491b6b4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b8acae4c-66a7-4a62-9df6-87b59f206751/Would-you-like-fries-with-that.mp3" length="54930830" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>180</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>180</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Spooky Sandwiches and Inappropriate Work Costumes</title><itunes:title>Spooky Sandwiches and Inappropriate Work Costumes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's meat reset time! Also - the most popular sandwiches and balancing fun and professionalism are important when choosing a costume for a work event. We talk about some costumes that might be considered inappropriate and some that might be perfect.</p><p>Happy Halloween!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's meat reset time! Also - the most popular sandwiches and balancing fun and professionalism are important when choosing a costume for a work event. We talk about some costumes that might be considered inappropriate and some that might be perfect.</p><p>Happy Halloween!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/spooky-sandwiches-and-inappropriate-work-costumes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e4961d49-ae4a-4ea0-ba0c-e15a9303b55b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4436c50f-cfd1-42fa-a210-f0f061486b8b/24-24-6-49-PM.mp3" length="62642177" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>179</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>179</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Manic Mondays and Spooky Toes</title><itunes:title>Manic Mondays and Spooky Toes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra bought a new coffee pot, and Meredith thought she’d enjoy the Smoked Butterscotch coffee. We also discussed the most popular days for call-offs and the top Halloween costumes for 2024, as reported by USA Today and Time online, Cassandra's yearly tradition, we share videos we love and laugh at, including pinky toes getting painted, ASMR cleaning products, and 'sizzle sizzle.'</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra bought a new coffee pot, and Meredith thought she’d enjoy the Smoked Butterscotch coffee. We also discussed the most popular days for call-offs and the top Halloween costumes for 2024, as reported by USA Today and Time online, Cassandra's yearly tradition, we share videos we love and laugh at, including pinky toes getting painted, ASMR cleaning products, and 'sizzle sizzle.'</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/manic-mondays-and-spooky-toes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">74f46a64-5024-4f7a-b8c8-8d7f2c0b7800</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 17 Oct 2024 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/66e28bdf-2cf2-444e-836b-2f84f84a8e9c/17-24-7-08-PM.mp3" length="69751036" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>178</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>178</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Celebrating National Retail Day</title><itunes:title>Celebrating National Retail Day</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Is there a National Retail Day? Yes, the third Wednesday of October is National Retail Day. How do we celebrate a National Day of Retail? We discuss a few ideas: employee appreciation, an appreciation event, a team-building activity, recognition programs, rewards, or PIZZA. Donating your time and money, school fundraisers, Petit Fours taste like hand soap, and Happy Birthday Boop!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there a National Retail Day? Yes, the third Wednesday of October is National Retail Day. How do we celebrate a National Day of Retail? We discuss a few ideas: employee appreciation, an appreciation event, a team-building activity, recognition programs, rewards, or PIZZA. Donating your time and money, school fundraisers, Petit Fours taste like hand soap, and Happy Birthday Boop!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/celebrating-national-retail-day]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b1b67d81-c157-4343-b6a9-5a42cdb7331c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7b321d18-02da-4f87-970b-a22a67b4d46b/Celebrating-National-Retail-Day.mp3" length="45051529" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>31:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>177</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>177</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Saturation Situation</title><itunes:title>The Saturation Situation</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Some of the most saturated businesses and what makes some more popular than others. Also, The 23 Most Profitable Businesses in 2024 from Nerd Wallet</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some of the most saturated businesses and what makes some more popular than others. Also, The 23 Most Profitable Businesses in 2024 from Nerd Wallet</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-saturation-situation]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dd6dfe32-9362-4e2d-a880-4462874e09a3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7533ef0f-af5e-44f9-8206-06355a108390/4-24-10-41-AM.mp3" length="71123405" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>49:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>176</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>176</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Spooky Season is Here</title><itunes:title>Spooky Season is Here</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Let’s talk pumpkins and recipes! Also, Meredith's Halloween children's book is here: https://a.co/d/eImQWXg</p><p>Did you know pumpkins are more than just a Halloween decoration? Pumpkins are packed with nutrients, and over 1.5 billion pounds are produced each year in the U.S. alone! From soups to pies, pumpkins add a delicious twist to fall recipes.</p><p>Thanks to @FoodNetwork for the amazing pumpkin recipe ideas! Check them out and get inspired for your next kitchen creation!</p><p>#PumpkinSeason #FallFlavors #PumpkinRecipes #ThankYouFoodNetwork #SpookyAndDelicious #FallVibes</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let’s talk pumpkins and recipes! Also, Meredith's Halloween children's book is here: https://a.co/d/eImQWXg</p><p>Did you know pumpkins are more than just a Halloween decoration? Pumpkins are packed with nutrients, and over 1.5 billion pounds are produced each year in the U.S. alone! From soups to pies, pumpkins add a delicious twist to fall recipes.</p><p>Thanks to @FoodNetwork for the amazing pumpkin recipe ideas! Check them out and get inspired for your next kitchen creation!</p><p>#PumpkinSeason #FallFlavors #PumpkinRecipes #ThankYouFoodNetwork #SpookyAndDelicious #FallVibes</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/spooky-season-is-here]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3c62a4cb-a597-41ad-a98c-a932bed0ede0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 20 Sep 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/21c07290-9971-4187-b6c2-57389393bea1/20-24-3-24-PM.mp3" length="60530647" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>42:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>175</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>175</podcast:episode></item><item><title>CupKaits by Kaitlyn</title><itunes:title>CupKaits by Kaitlyn</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Spooky season music is back! Kaitlyn attended the CIA in New York and tried to learn as much as possible every semester. We all seem to love sweets. Meredith often visits Stan's, and Kaitlyn answers all our questions, including wine pairing with desserts. The dream? Getting her cupcakes in the hands of a Bears player!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spooky season music is back! Kaitlyn attended the CIA in New York and tried to learn as much as possible every semester. We all seem to love sweets. Meredith often visits Stan's, and Kaitlyn answers all our questions, including wine pairing with desserts. The dream? Getting her cupcakes in the hands of a Bears player!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cupkaits-by-kaitlyn]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c2540628-3675-4a34-96e8-c6b96419185e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b51f8808-42e9-4688-88fc-f23c4d666813/8-24-6-02-PM.mp3" length="78185243" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>174</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>174</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Lights Out!</title><itunes:title>Lights Out!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A quick 21 minutes of fun because we lost power! Say no to flannel sheets, the hottest day of the year is here, the lights kept flickering, Meredith had the wrong info about Liquid Death water, some facts about Halloween candy from World Metrics, 'six pack single serve chocolates', lights out and we didn't quite make it full circle</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A quick 21 minutes of fun because we lost power! Say no to flannel sheets, the hottest day of the year is here, the lights kept flickering, Meredith had the wrong info about Liquid Death water, some facts about Halloween candy from World Metrics, 'six pack single serve chocolates', lights out and we didn't quite make it full circle</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/lights-out]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">761e2cce-39a0-46ac-87ea-ef2e3bab35b0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/eecd0472-6512-4ea7-ba4f-3dca9bdee6d7/Lights-Out.mp3" length="34779764" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>24:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>173</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>173</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Drew and a half Mom</title><itunes:title>Drew and a half Mom</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Drew and his mom, Judy, are here! Judy has lost over 200 pounds, and she shares her day-to-day life now after surgery. Drew visited the Philippines and talks about his adventures there.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drew and his mom, Judy, are here! Judy has lost over 200 pounds, and she shares her day-to-day life now after surgery. Drew visited the Philippines and talks about his adventures there.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/drew-and-a-half-mom]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">644bedfc-d7e6-4ce5-9dc9-adde6e0ba100</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 22 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b08bdde5-719d-45c5-90d6-dac43bc4b076/22-24-6-23-AM.mp3" length="83590710" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>172</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>172</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Polyester Pants and Pirates</title><itunes:title>Polyester Pants and Pirates</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Uniforms worn in retail, music in stores and why they play them, Meredith ages herself a couple of times, songs that make you think of retail, we were today years old when we learned that OJ was not driving the Bronco, what happened to the baby!?</p><p>Music by By Paul Simon ©Paul Simon Music, You Can Call Me Al</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uniforms worn in retail, music in stores and why they play them, Meredith ages herself a couple of times, songs that make you think of retail, we were today years old when we learned that OJ was not driving the Bronco, what happened to the baby!?</p><p>Music by By Paul Simon ©Paul Simon Music, You Can Call Me Al</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/polyester-pants-and-pirates]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">60561c89-1fd1-49de-b6ff-651180413c53</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 19 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7f3048ea-fd44-4c36-9889-00b9f8284584/19-24-6-31-PM.mp3" length="49010647" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>171</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>171</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Cass&apos;s Cars and Mere&apos;s Motors</title><itunes:title>Cass&apos;s Cars and Mere&apos;s Motors</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cass was in an accident, Meredith was in an accident when she was 16, demand-driven retail products in 2024 influenced by various factors, technological advancements, changing consumer preferences, and global trends. We talk through some of the notable demand-driven products for this year; everything pumpkin, Stanley Cups, meat alternatives, sparkling water, hybrids</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</strong></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cass was in an accident, Meredith was in an accident when she was 16, demand-driven retail products in 2024 influenced by various factors, technological advancements, changing consumer preferences, and global trends. We talk through some of the notable demand-driven products for this year; everything pumpkin, Stanley Cups, meat alternatives, sparkling water, hybrids</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</strong></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/casss-cars-and-meres-motors]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2b555e2d-3fbe-47bc-84f4-f42c4da8afe2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ac961621-6883-4979-87cb-7452304cb4cc/YDLuRj_d88Z6hdjYzzChy7hG.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0419820f-56e2-41b8-9401-f330bf2c1fd1/8-24-6-53-PM.mp3" length="57534507" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>170</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>170</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Five 1 Star Reviews</title><itunes:title>Five 1 Star Reviews</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Reviews and ratings have become one of the biggest trends due to several key factors, and we discuss them! Also, Julia is here!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reviews and ratings have become one of the biggest trends due to several key factors, and we discuss them! Also, Julia is here!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/five-1-star-reviews]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ef9baf20-f053-4ed9-936d-41ad7977dbf9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/d12f3b98-9fbc-4644-861f-7df48e5cdd13/3Y7onrY5zTRvQRujAXbBSGng.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a7a8b547-0a59-47b3-bbe1-668d08f09ff5/2-24-4-27-PM.mp3" length="65666530" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>169</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>169</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Fox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry IL</title><itunes:title>Fox Hole Pizza and Pub, McHenry IL</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>OPEN for business! Let's talk pizza and the secret recipe (which really wasn't a secret)!</p><p>Fox Hole Pizza and Pub in Mchenry, IL: 3308 W Elm St, McHenry, IL 60050</p><p>Phone:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=Foxx+Hole+Pizza+and+Pub%2C+McHenry+IL&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">(779) 704-2158</a></p><p><strong>Menu:&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://foxholepizzaandpub.com/order" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">foxholepizzaandpub.com</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: <a href="https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OPEN for business! Let's talk pizza and the secret recipe (which really wasn't a secret)!</p><p>Fox Hole Pizza and Pub in Mchenry, IL: 3308 W Elm St, McHenry, IL 60050</p><p>Phone:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=Foxx+Hole+Pizza+and+Pub%2C+McHenry+IL&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;oe=UTF-8#" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">(779) 704-2158</a></p><p><strong>Menu:&nbsp;</strong><a href="https://foxholepizzaandpub.com/order" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">foxholepizzaandpub.com</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: <a href="https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/fox-hole-pizza-and-pub-mchenry-il]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">30aeb75c-ecfa-4020-a446-61d0478eeb48</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bc7559d8-16f1-4de7-b93d-81f620f122bb/25-24-6-26-PM.mp3" length="58818477" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>168</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>168</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Micromanaging with Fear</title><itunes:title>Micromanaging with Fear</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><span class="ql-size-small">Managing with fear is a leadership style where leaders use fear as a primary tool to motivate employees and achieve organizational goals. This approach often involves threats, intimidation, and a strict, punitive environment. Here are some key points to consider about managing with fear:</span></p><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Characteristics of Fear-Based Management</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Intimidation and Threats</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Managers may threaten employees with job loss, demotion, or other punitive actions to compel them to meet targets or follow orders.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Micromanagement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Constant surveillance and detailed control over employees' work, leading to a lack of autonomy.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Punitive Actions</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Quick to punish mistakes rather than using them as learning opportunities.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Lack of Trust</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: A pervasive atmosphere of distrust, where managers believe employees are not self-motivated or trustworthy.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">High Pressure</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Creating a high-stress environment where employees feel constant pressure to perform without fail.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Effects on Employees and the Organization</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Short-Term Compliance</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Employees may comply quickly out of fear, leading to short-term gains in productivity.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Low Morale and Engagement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Fear-based management can decrease job satisfaction, morale, and engagement.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">High Turnover</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Increased stress and dissatisfaction often result in higher employee turnover rates.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Reduced Innovation</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Fear stifles creativity and innovation as employees are less likely to take risks or suggest new ideas.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Poor Relationships</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: It damages relationships between managers and employees, leading to a lack of collaboration and trust.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><u class="ql-size-small">Alternatives</u><span class="ql-size-small"> to Fear-Based Management</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Transformational Leadership</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Inspiring and motivating employees through a shared vision and positive reinforcement.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Servant Leadership</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Prioritizing employees' needs and supporting their development and well-being.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Empowerment and Autonomy</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Giving employees the freedom to make decisions and take ownership of their work.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Positive Reinforcement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Encouraging good performance through rewards and recognition rather than punishment.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Constructive Feedback</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Focusing on growth and learning opportunities rather than merely pointing out mistakes.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Long-Term Benefits of Positive Management Practices</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Increased Engagement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Employees are more likely to be engaged and committed to their work.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Better Performance</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Long-term, sustainable improvements in productivity and performance.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Higher Retention</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Lower turnover rates due to higher job satisfaction and morale.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Innovation and Creativity</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: A supportive environment fosters creativity and innovation.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Strong Relationships</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Building trust and positive relationships within the organization.</span></li></ol><br/><p><span class="ql-size-small">Using fear as a management tool may achieve short-term results but often undermines long-term organizational health and employee well-being. Moving towards more positive and empowering management practices can create a more sustainable and productive work environment.</span></p><p><strong class="ql-size-small">Stopping a manager who leads with fear</strong><span class="ql-size-small"> requires a multifaceted approach involving direct action, organizational support, and fostering a culture change. Here are the steps you can take:</span></p><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Individual Actions</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Document Incidents</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Keep detailed records of specific instances of fear-based management, including dates, times, what was said or done, and the impact on you and others.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Seek Support</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Talk to trusted colleagues experiencing the same issues. A collective voice is often more powerful than a single one. Don't use this time for gossip!</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Approach the Manager</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: If safe and feasible, calmly talk with the manager to express how their behavior affects you and the team. Use "I" statements to avoid sounding accusatory (e.g., "I feel stressed when..."). Ask a trusted colleague to join you during this meeting.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Organizational Channels</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Human Resources (HR)</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Report the behavior to HR. Provide your documentation and any supporting evidence from colleagues. HR departments are trained to handle such issues confidentially and professionally.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Higher Management</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: If the situation does not improve, escalate the matter to higher management or other senior leaders in the organization.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Creating a Supportive Environment</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Promote Awareness</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Advocate for training programs that raise awareness about the negative impacts of fear-based management and the benefits of positive leadership styles.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Encourage Feedback</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Foster an environment where employees feel safe to provide feedback about management practices without fear of retribution.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Mentorship and Coaching</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Encourage or provide managers access to leadership coaching, focusing on positive and transformational leadership techniques.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Personal Well-Being</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Self-Care</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Ensure you take care of your mental and physical health. Practice stress management techniques such as exercise and mindfulness and seek support from friends and family.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Know Your Rights</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Familiarize yourself with your rights as an employee, including laws related to workplace harassment and hostile work environments.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Long-Term Strategies</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Advocate for Policy Changes</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Work with leadership to implement policies that promote respectful and positive management practices.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Cultural Shift</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Encourage a cultural shift towards transparency, trust, and mutual respect within the organization.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Leadership Development</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Support ongoing development programs emphasizing emotional intelligence, empathy, and effective communication skills.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">External Support</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Legal Advice for extreme cases</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: If the situation does not improve and you experience retaliation or continued abuse, seek legal advice to understand your options.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Professional Networks</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Leverage professional networks and industry groups for support and advice on handling such situations.</span></li></ol><br/><p><span class="ql-size-small">Taking action against fear-based management requires courage and persistence, but it can significantly improve the work environment for you and your colleagues.</span></p><p><span class="ql-size-small">All the Clopen links: </span><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="ql-size-small">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><span class="ql-size-small">Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</span></p><p><span class="ql-size-small">Buy merch here because it's cool: </span><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"...]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="ql-size-small">Managing with fear is a leadership style where leaders use fear as a primary tool to motivate employees and achieve organizational goals. This approach often involves threats, intimidation, and a strict, punitive environment. Here are some key points to consider about managing with fear:</span></p><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Characteristics of Fear-Based Management</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Intimidation and Threats</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Managers may threaten employees with job loss, demotion, or other punitive actions to compel them to meet targets or follow orders.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Micromanagement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Constant surveillance and detailed control over employees' work, leading to a lack of autonomy.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Punitive Actions</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Quick to punish mistakes rather than using them as learning opportunities.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Lack of Trust</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: A pervasive atmosphere of distrust, where managers believe employees are not self-motivated or trustworthy.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">High Pressure</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Creating a high-stress environment where employees feel constant pressure to perform without fail.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Effects on Employees and the Organization</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Short-Term Compliance</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Employees may comply quickly out of fear, leading to short-term gains in productivity.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Low Morale and Engagement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Fear-based management can decrease job satisfaction, morale, and engagement.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">High Turnover</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Increased stress and dissatisfaction often result in higher employee turnover rates.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Reduced Innovation</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Fear stifles creativity and innovation as employees are less likely to take risks or suggest new ideas.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Poor Relationships</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: It damages relationships between managers and employees, leading to a lack of collaboration and trust.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><u class="ql-size-small">Alternatives</u><span class="ql-size-small"> to Fear-Based Management</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Transformational Leadership</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Inspiring and motivating employees through a shared vision and positive reinforcement.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Servant Leadership</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Prioritizing employees' needs and supporting their development and well-being.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Empowerment and Autonomy</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Giving employees the freedom to make decisions and take ownership of their work.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Positive Reinforcement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Encouraging good performance through rewards and recognition rather than punishment.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Constructive Feedback</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Focusing on growth and learning opportunities rather than merely pointing out mistakes.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Long-Term Benefits of Positive Management Practices</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Increased Engagement</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Employees are more likely to be engaged and committed to their work.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Better Performance</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Long-term, sustainable improvements in productivity and performance.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Higher Retention</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Lower turnover rates due to higher job satisfaction and morale.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Innovation and Creativity</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: A supportive environment fosters creativity and innovation.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Strong Relationships</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Building trust and positive relationships within the organization.</span></li></ol><br/><p><span class="ql-size-small">Using fear as a management tool may achieve short-term results but often undermines long-term organizational health and employee well-being. Moving towards more positive and empowering management practices can create a more sustainable and productive work environment.</span></p><p><strong class="ql-size-small">Stopping a manager who leads with fear</strong><span class="ql-size-small"> requires a multifaceted approach involving direct action, organizational support, and fostering a culture change. Here are the steps you can take:</span></p><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Individual Actions</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Document Incidents</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Keep detailed records of specific instances of fear-based management, including dates, times, what was said or done, and the impact on you and others.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Seek Support</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Talk to trusted colleagues experiencing the same issues. A collective voice is often more powerful than a single one. Don't use this time for gossip!</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Approach the Manager</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: If safe and feasible, calmly talk with the manager to express how their behavior affects you and the team. Use "I" statements to avoid sounding accusatory (e.g., "I feel stressed when..."). Ask a trusted colleague to join you during this meeting.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Organizational Channels</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Human Resources (HR)</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Report the behavior to HR. Provide your documentation and any supporting evidence from colleagues. HR departments are trained to handle such issues confidentially and professionally.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Higher Management</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: If the situation does not improve, escalate the matter to higher management or other senior leaders in the organization.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Creating a Supportive Environment</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Promote Awareness</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Advocate for training programs that raise awareness about the negative impacts of fear-based management and the benefits of positive leadership styles.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Encourage Feedback</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Foster an environment where employees feel safe to provide feedback about management practices without fear of retribution.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Mentorship and Coaching</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Encourage or provide managers access to leadership coaching, focusing on positive and transformational leadership techniques.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Personal Well-Being</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Self-Care</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Ensure you take care of your mental and physical health. Practice stress management techniques such as exercise and mindfulness and seek support from friends and family.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Know Your Rights</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Familiarize yourself with your rights as an employee, including laws related to workplace harassment and hostile work environments.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">Long-Term Strategies</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Advocate for Policy Changes</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Work with leadership to implement policies that promote respectful and positive management practices.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Cultural Shift</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Encourage a cultural shift towards transparency, trust, and mutual respect within the organization.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Leadership Development</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Support ongoing development programs emphasizing emotional intelligence, empathy, and effective communication skills.</span></li></ol><br/><h3><span class="ql-size-small">External Support</span></h3><ol><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Legal Advice for extreme cases</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: If the situation does not improve and you experience retaliation or continued abuse, seek legal advice to understand your options.</span></li><li><strong class="ql-size-small">Professional Networks</strong><span class="ql-size-small">: Leverage professional networks and industry groups for support and advice on handling such situations.</span></li></ol><br/><p><span class="ql-size-small">Taking action against fear-based management requires courage and persistence, but it can significantly improve the work environment for you and your colleagues.</span></p><p><span class="ql-size-small">All the Clopen links: </span><a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="ql-size-small">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><span class="ql-size-small">Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</span></p><p><span class="ql-size-small">Buy merch here because it's cool: </span><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank" class="ql-size-small">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p><strong class="ql-size-small">All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</strong></p><p><span class="ql-size-small">From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</span></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/micromanaging-with-fear]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fab513ef-7a47-453b-b482-8cabedde3231</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2024 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d83cd298-66f3-4d7d-9d16-a82c7fb78b63/18-24-6-58-PM.mp3" length="58426014" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>167</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>167</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Ma&apos;am! We Know Where You&apos;re At!</title><itunes:title>Ma&apos;am! We Know Where You&apos;re At!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Flat tires, rude tow truck techs, why are people waiting for so long to GO at a green light, pedestrians really need to look, motorcycle safety, the bike that was hit by the lady</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Flat tires, rude tow truck techs, why are people waiting for so long to GO at a green light, pedestrians really need to look, motorcycle safety, the bike that was hit by the lady</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/maam-we-know-where-youre-at]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1d2b7b6c-3545-452b-a22e-44fb9c7e54a9</guid><itunes:image 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Growth and McHenry Riverwalk Shoppes <a href="https://www.instagram.com/_u/mchenryareachamber?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1xyo2162Q4uvvK_GE0_pzy2dBPOmkdfoDV1FYDS2vN4mDnO_GwSlXBcug_aem_93DYnbVTzLS-2kxlUDlPsg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@mchenryareachamber</a> are here!</p><p><strong>River Walk Shoppes</strong> are located at 1202 Riverside Dr, McHenry, IL 60050</p><p><strong>The Pieceful Project in Cary, IL:&nbsp;</strong>27 Jandus Rd, Unit A, Cary, IL, 60013</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>Support</strong> us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by <strong>The Clopen Effect</strong></p><p>From our other podcast, the book: <strong>Anxiety Makes Me Poop</strong>: https://a.co/d/033KuqbK</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jess, Owner at <a href="https://www.instagram.com/_u/thepiecefulproject?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR3-LPkPQ79LdDxL7Hmm_UjmTF8TUHTZBF8nrNq1TPegpiHEOZcVxrXbp5c_aem_JZzFjFfn8E00MJ3WKpmzlw" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@thepiecefulproject</a>, and Amy, Director of Chamber Outreach &amp; Economic Growth and McHenry Riverwalk Shoppes <a href="https://www.instagram.com/_u/mchenryareachamber?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1xyo2162Q4uvvK_GE0_pzy2dBPOmkdfoDV1FYDS2vN4mDnO_GwSlXBcug_aem_93DYnbVTzLS-2kxlUDlPsg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@mchenryareachamber</a> are here!</p><p><strong>River Walk Shoppes</strong> are located at 1202 Riverside Dr, McHenry, IL 60050</p><p><strong>The Pieceful Project in Cary, IL:&nbsp;</strong>27 Jandus Rd, Unit A, Cary, IL, 60013</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><strong>Support</strong> us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by <strong>The Clopen Effect</strong></p><p>From our other podcast, the book: <strong>Anxiety Makes Me Poop</strong>: https://a.co/d/033KuqbK</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-pieceful-project-at-the-river-walk-shoppes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">66fc0b47-a50f-4192-8825-0d2732e0f556</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/32c55fc3-b117-4643-b7fe-5e91ded43803/4-24-5-33-PM.mp3" length="55929544" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>165</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>165</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Larry to Dairy</title><itunes:title>Larry to Dairy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith had an anxiety attack at a store, Cassandra was irritated and maybe a little crabby, questioning life choices when working retail, when did we start working so hard?, we get personal for a moment about shaving, Happy Birthday week to Cassandra, the bad storm in WI, we work at the same place so we can't really call off together, Rockstar of Retail is a beast, please don't waste our time when we are working for you in stores, what is the worst tasting food out there?, what useless fact have you learned in retail that you'll always remember, Illinois road construction</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith had an anxiety attack at a store, Cassandra was irritated and maybe a little crabby, questioning life choices when working retail, when did we start working so hard?, we get personal for a moment about shaving, Happy Birthday week to Cassandra, the bad storm in WI, we work at the same place so we can't really call off together, Rockstar of Retail is a beast, please don't waste our time when we are working for you in stores, what is the worst tasting food out there?, what useless fact have you learned in retail that you'll always remember, Illinois road construction</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/larry-to-dairy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eb06b41e-8f19-4eeb-97aa-89b144274d8e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4cfcb8e3-0fe2-42a5-a437-5b44bf9b5771/29-24-8-52-AM.mp3" length="50009361" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>164</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>164</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Drewmany</title><itunes:title>Drewmany</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Droogle visited Drewmany, and we got to hear all about it! Drew, thank you so much for bringing wine and chocolates and for sharing your incredible experience of Germany with us!</p><p>9 Luftballons · Nena, Die Band</p><p>℗ 1983 BMG Rights Management GmbH, Released on: 1991-09-09</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Droogle visited Drewmany, and we got to hear all about it! Drew, thank you so much for bringing wine and chocolates and for sharing your incredible experience of Germany with us!</p><p>9 Luftballons · Nena, Die Band</p><p>℗ 1983 BMG Rights Management GmbH, Released on: 1991-09-09</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/drewmany]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7eb803e5-16f4-41ba-bc57-ad9a19f57774</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cd650b80-e217-4785-899b-439ebaebc1bc/20-24-7-41-PM.mp3" length="113351493" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:18:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>163</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>163</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Timed Tasks and Stupid Signs</title><itunes:title>Timed Tasks and Stupid Signs</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>C'mon, corporate, add a little more time to the tasks we complete in stores! Also, we had to hang signs this week. Why are we having conversations on the sales floor? Store directors don't have offices for private conversations. Management is always walking the floor. People need to mind their own business and let others do their work! It's cherry-eating season; watch out for pits! Happy Birthday, Johnny!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C'mon, corporate, add a little more time to the tasks we complete in stores! Also, we had to hang signs this week. Why are we having conversations on the sales floor? Store directors don't have offices for private conversations. Management is always walking the floor. People need to mind their own business and let others do their work! It's cherry-eating season; watch out for pits! Happy Birthday, Johnny!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/timed-tasks-and-stupid-signs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">21f18c4d-7c87-4996-8a01-264c815bd1b9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5d35782a-0dea-4dfc-9f63-e0e40f431dcb/14-24-9-32-AM.mp3" length="56250536" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>162</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>162</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Hunky Wes on the Beach</title><itunes:title>Hunky Wes on the Beach</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nikki took a mental health day and joined us for the third time on the podcast! She shares tips on avoiding website scammers and protecting yourself from online fraud. Also, Meredith used the word defrosted when she should have used the word thaw, and Wes has fantastic calves.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nikki took a mental health day and joined us for the third time on the podcast! She shares tips on avoiding website scammers and protecting yourself from online fraud. Also, Meredith used the word defrosted when she should have used the word thaw, and Wes has fantastic calves.</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/hunky-wes-on-the-beach]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">16e55561-190b-4b12-97a5-2d999124c924</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b722dfa2-6b26-4d4c-bc57-cf75d5e0f41a/6-24-5-44-PM.mp3" length="86138589" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>161</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>161</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Ants in Our Pants</title><itunes:title>Ants in Our Pants</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, training everyone as if they are your replacement, ants keep crawling on Cassandra (or was it just her microphone cord?), it's OK to stay in the same role, Meredith goes into a 20-minute conversation about one salad dressing, resetting the resets, there are so many SKUs in one 4ft section, Hi Gail!, take the time to train team members, Meredith's car is way too automatic, visit Fernando at Gregory Hyundai in Highland Park, feet fetishes, Droogle strikes again</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, training everyone as if they are your 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our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/ants-in-our-pants]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eb4529a2-87b4-4d1a-87b1-50861fb6daea</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/17e748ef-4ff8-446f-ab7f-9ee216660648/31-24-8-42-PM.mp3" length="40842889" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>28:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>160</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>160</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Mandy, You Made Me So Happy</title><itunes:title>Mandy, You Made Me So Happy</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's been a long week, Meredith doesn't sleep, Cassandra is a great sleeper, some 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merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's been a long week, Meredith doesn't sleep, Cassandra is a great sleeper, some couples are super loud at the store, loud laughs, SAL-MON, gas prices are high again (gross), how do people do it with RVs, the not-so-great chicken picture, light-hearted and funny ways to close an email from Chatgpt, thank you to <strong>Mandy from Old Navy</strong></p><p>"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short,"</p><p>"Don't do anything I wouldn't do...which isn't much,"</p><p>"Keep on keeping on!"</p><p>"Over and out,"</p><p>"Stay 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up from a nap two minutes before recording and keeps yawning, air fresheners, we talk about everyone’s side hustle and some random ideas from ChatGPT, we talk about budgeting, you have to think you're craft is the best to sell it at a craft show, Meredith no longer plays scratch-offs, and Cassandra no longer has credit cards, Congratulations to Brianna and Rob!</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p><p>From our other podcast, the book: Anxiety Makes Me Poop, Too: https://a.co/d/3eDNUzn</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-mish-mash-and-side-hustles-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7c23954b-dbca-40d9-a272-1ce011d47f07</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/82ba933b-b91a-41be-a5ac-e8f54d98bf0c/17-24-6-07-PM.mp3" length="69090242" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>158</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>158</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Tattoos and Concerts</title><itunes:title>Tattoos and Concerts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Tuesday was rough, we need a vacation, the lady who spoke too much, Cass and Meredith are getting tattoos from JCDurtArt, <a 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href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The anonymous salon owner and talented hair stylist friend share fun stories about the 'whatever' lady who wants only 7 highlights, the lady with the tic on her ear, learning how to do hair on a cadaver, perms are definitely back, and mustaches are fire!</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-anon-salon]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">edf2b831-63df-4e24-bc95-1eef93a35703</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2024 18:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0cfdac64-fcc7-4480-86ee-21ab7e7a27ca/25-24-5-59-PM.mp3" length="89633772" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>156</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>156</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Hurt Throat, Cart Colors, and Purple Eyeshadow</title><itunes:title>Hurt Throat, Cart Colors, and Purple Eyeshadow</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We are back after 2 weeks! Cassandra had a couple ER visits (yikes!), Meredith wears her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows, and shopping cart colors have a meaning</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are back after 2 weeks! Cassandra had a couple ER visits (yikes!), Meredith wears her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows, and shopping cart colors have a meaning</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/hurt-throat-cart-colors-and-purple-eyeshadow]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b587132c-6205-42f7-9188-ed565369510c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 16:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3d2707f2-d9e3-4bea-bd69-a3e544b6588c/17-24-4-28-PM.mp3" length="75332045" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>155</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>155</podcast:episode></item><item><title>MIdwest Smoke BBQ, LLC - Dan and Erin</title><itunes:title>MIdwest Smoke BBQ, LLC - Dan and Erin</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Let's talk BBQ, grilling, smoking, and brisket! Dan and Erin own Midwest Smoke BBQ, LLC, and they share a couple of secrets on how to achieve one of the best briskets and burnt ends around! Join us for a fun conversation, then visit their website to see where they will be next and contact them about catering your next event!</p><p><a href="https://midwestsmokebbq.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://midwestsmokebbq.com/</a></p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let's talk BBQ, grilling, smoking, and brisket! Dan and Erin own Midwest Smoke BBQ, LLC, and they share a couple of secrets on how to achieve one of the best briskets and burnt ends around! Join us for a fun conversation, then visit their website to see where they will be next and contact them about catering your next event!</p><p><a href="https://midwestsmokebbq.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://midwestsmokebbq.com/</a></p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/midwest-smoke-bbq-llc-dan-and-erin]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0df3ea7e-3e6e-4528-9af5-e752ea68a955</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/86d9fce0-0aff-45aa-aa48-58daaae3cd79/28-24-7-45-PM.mp3" length="70362928" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>154</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>154</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Conspiracy Theories and Such</title><itunes:title>Conspiracy Theories and Such</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Keep a joint on you as an alibi, we are so professional on the Anxiety podcast and then have to get funny on the Clopen, Meredith is worried about Kate Middletown, there are a whole bunch of conspiracy theorists, super weird news, movie mentioned was 1991 Cape Fear</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep a joint on you as an alibi, we are so professional on the Anxiety podcast and then have to get funny on the Clopen, Meredith is worried about Kate Middletown, there are a whole bunch of conspiracy theorists, super weird news, movie mentioned was 1991 Cape Fear</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/conspiracy-theories-and-such]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">69d3f1fe-4ec8-4657-82e1-187751cecf28</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2024 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ca930898-1995-45f2-8d0f-fd55d15240f6/21-24-6-40-PM.mp3" length="46585021" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>32:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>153</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>153</podcast:episode></item><item><title>baseballmapper.com - Patrick and Barb</title><itunes:title>baseballmapper.com - Patrick and Barb</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What a fun interview! Fresh from Spring Training, Patrick and Barb (<a href="https://nootepartners.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Noote Partners</a>) are here to talk all things baseball!</p><p><a href="https://www.baseballmapper.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Baseballmapper.com</a> bio:</p><p>"Over 20 years ago, Cory and Patrick first met at a pizza shop, working up a sweat during busy nights in the northern Chicago suburbs. In the years that followed, the two long-time friends would always spend time discussing ways they could possibly alter their career paths on a joint business venture. Ironically, it would turn out to be one of their shared passions that would open the door to this great “work” opportunity.&nbsp;However, they would stumble upon this project organically one year while planning the annual baseball trip for their group of friends. They were looking for local baseball teams in the area of the trip when the muse struck them. What if there was a website to make that type of planning easier? The idea was born, and what started as a tool to help themselves out became a great opportunity to share with the world. Baseballmapper.com is part of the&nbsp;<a href="https://curvedbrimmedia.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Curved Brim Media network</a>. This collection of content creators celebrates baseball through a variety of mediums, including podcasts, videos, blogs, and web series. The collective spotlight shines brightly on baseball’s lesser-known teams around the country in the minor leagues, including the collegiate wood bat leagues and indy ball." <a href="https://www.oldfortbaseballco.com/product-page/support-local-baseball-hoodie" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support Local baseball here</a> with a sweatshirt!</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a fun interview! Fresh from Spring Training, Patrick and Barb (<a href="https://nootepartners.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Noote Partners</a>) are here to talk all things baseball!</p><p><a href="https://www.baseballmapper.com" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Baseballmapper.com</a> bio:</p><p>"Over 20 years ago, Cory and Patrick first met at a pizza shop, working up a sweat during busy nights in the northern Chicago suburbs. In the years that followed, the two long-time friends would always spend time discussing ways they could possibly alter their career paths on a joint business venture. Ironically, it would turn out to be one of their shared passions that would open the door to this great “work” opportunity.&nbsp;However, they would stumble upon this project organically one year while planning the annual baseball trip for their group of friends. They were looking for local baseball teams in the area of the trip when the muse struck them. What if there was a website to make that type of planning easier? The idea was born, and what started as a tool to help themselves out became a great opportunity to share with the world. Baseballmapper.com is part of the&nbsp;<a href="https://curvedbrimmedia.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Curved Brim Media network</a>. This collection of content creators celebrates baseball through a variety of mediums, including podcasts, videos, blogs, and web series. The collective spotlight shines brightly on baseball’s lesser-known teams around the country in the minor leagues, including the collegiate wood bat leagues and indy ball." <a href="https://www.oldfortbaseballco.com/product-page/support-local-baseball-hoodie" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support Local baseball here</a> with a sweatshirt!</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/baseballmapper-com-patrick-and-barb]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7e563ece-a3c0-4c49-a5eb-44a92fe1646e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b183f3d0-ec6f-4f62-9e58-5bb8261de3f2/15-24-8-54-PM.mp3" length="131184767" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:31:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>152</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>152</podcast:episode></item><item><title>(Live) Who&apos;s Got Shamrock Shakes?</title><itunes:title>(Live) Who&apos;s Got Shamrock Shakes?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra and Meredith are back together at work, Cassandra called off on Meredith's first day, it's 'prebiotics', it's 'Gilmer', Cass is watching Gilmore Girls, there are no normal hours in retail, Meredith doesn't miss driving, the woman with the eyebrows, common phrases for retail (eh, they weren't great), Meredith can't find Shamrock Shakes, Cass got a tattoo, enter The Clopen Effect Awards' Show sponsored by the below businesses:</p><p><a href="https://edsplantshop.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://edsplantshop.com/</a></p><p><a href="https://nootepartners.com/upcoming-events" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nootepartners.com/upcoming-events</a></p><p><a href="https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com/</a></p><p><a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/</a></p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra and Meredith are back together at work, Cassandra called off on Meredith's first day, it's 'prebiotics', it's 'Gilmer', Cass is watching Gilmore Girls, there are no normal hours in retail, Meredith doesn't miss driving, the woman with the eyebrows, common phrases for retail (eh, they weren't great), Meredith can't find Shamrock Shakes, Cass got a tattoo, enter The Clopen Effect Awards' Show sponsored by the below businesses:</p><p><a href="https://edsplantshop.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://edsplantshop.com/</a></p><p><a href="https://nootepartners.com/upcoming-events" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://nootepartners.com/upcoming-events</a></p><p><a href="https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com/</a></p><p><a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/</a></p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/live-whos-got-shamrock-shakes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5d3e2698-f93e-4000-9a69-d5a09278483b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2024 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cd81b3c0-8f4f-4f18-8f30-bb073cf65222/Who-s-Got-Shamrock-Shakes.mp3" length="68483993" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>151</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>151</podcast:episode></item><item><title>More Paid Days, Less Plastic Mugs</title><itunes:title>More Paid Days, Less Plastic Mugs</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra is on her way to Florida, Meredith's son sounded like her, you just have to find your person, work anniversaries, receiving points to buy stuff, didn't miss a day in 20 years, give us more paid time off instead of gifts</p><p>Music by Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting, released on June 29, 1989</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra is on her way to Florida, Meredith's son sounded like her, you just have to find your person, work anniversaries, receiving points to buy stuff, didn't miss a day in 20 years, give us more paid time off instead of gifts</p><p>Music by Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting, released on June 29, 1989</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/more-paid-days-less-plastic-mugs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">49527f58-8b25-457c-9a52-f369dcfe72f7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 29 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d9d1120e-0667-4b0a-a062-6a60191980ae/29-24-5-36-PM.mp3" length="56963993" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>150</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>150</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Choking on (P)Nuts</title><itunes:title>Choking on (P)Nuts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra offended someone on the TTok, Meredith accepted a new job, Cassandra has a pigeon at her house because her cell phone service was off, the lady that talks about "Who TF did I Marry,"  the old lady choking on peanuts, Cassandra gets shin cramps after drinking wine, Baby B is so cute!</p><p>Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra offended someone on the TTok, Meredith accepted a new job, Cassandra has a pigeon at her house because her cell phone service was off, the lady that talks about "Who TF did I Marry,"  the old lady choking on peanuts, Cassandra gets shin cramps after drinking wine, Baby B is so cute!</p><p>Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/chocking-on-pnuts]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">33980782-4e44-40a1-805b-803c81d234c1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cde21f09-99c3-468c-8acc-21a8265ef4cd/24-24-6-04-AM.mp3" length="56143330" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>149</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>149</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Getting Roofied With Courtney - Innovative Home Concepts</title><itunes:title>Getting Roofied With Courtney - Innovative Home Concepts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Courtney is here! We talk roofs, windows, siding, doors, and gutters! We also talk fundraising, bacon on the Blackstone, free quotes, and Kevin.</p><p>Find Courtney and the team here: <a href="https://innovativehomeconcepts.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://innovativehomeconcepts.com/</a></p><p><a href="https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Meredith's new book here</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support us here to keep us recording</a></p><p>Buy merch <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> because it's cool</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Courtney is here! We talk roofs, windows, siding, doors, and gutters! We also talk fundraising, bacon on the Blackstone, free quotes, and Kevin.</p><p>Find Courtney and the team here: <a href="https://innovativehomeconcepts.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://innovativehomeconcepts.com/</a></p><p><a href="https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Meredith's new book here</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support us here to keep us recording</a></p><p>Buy merch <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">here</a> because it's cool</p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/getting-roofied-with-courtney-innovative-home-concepts]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5cd5be41-25cb-4b69-9f9d-35e3677dec26</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8307e849-3f73-4e2d-88a2-6620fe8a4072/15-24-8-22-AM.mp3" length="48974912" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>148</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>148</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Fixion Skateboard - Jon Harvey</title><itunes:title>Fixion Skateboard - Jon Harvey</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>"Passion"! We are inspired by Jon's dedication to his craft and the vibrant skateboarding community he has cultivated at Fixion Skateboard Skate Shop! With laughter and a renewed appreciation for the thrill of the ride, this episode celebrates the cool spirit of skateboarding, owner Jon Harvey and Fixion Skateboard. </p><p>Fixion Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/FixionSkateboards" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/FixionSkateboards</a></p><p>Meredith's new book: <a href="https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"Passion"! We are inspired by Jon's dedication to his craft and the vibrant skateboarding community he has cultivated at Fixion Skateboard Skate Shop! 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Also - we talk about bread and butter.</p><p>Meredith's new book: <a href="https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We buy fancy soup crackers now because we have jobs! Cassandra has been going through some sh*t so we check in with her. 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She answered our questions on insurance billing, coding, and which pharmacy to choose based on your insurance plan. She is here for you if you have any questions! </p><p>Email Geri here: Tusie217@gmail.com or visit FB: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/HealthInsuranceSimple" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/HealthInsuranceSimple</a></p><p>Meredith's new book: <a href="https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are so excited Geri is here! She answered our questions on insurance billing, coding, and which pharmacy to choose based on your insurance plan. She is here for you if you have any questions! </p><p>Email Geri here: Tusie217@gmail.com or visit FB: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/HealthInsuranceSimple" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/HealthInsuranceSimple</a></p><p>Meredith's new book: <a href="https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/health-insurance-simple-with-geri]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2c1ea941-0801-4ae4-bf86-a83f55a9c43b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/000a41fd-11f4-4a19-930f-ff4ac56dff0c/19-24-6-46-AM-3.mp3" length="78042301" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>145</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>145</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Awards Show 2024</title><itunes:title>The Awards Show 2024</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This was the most random of episodes, and we loved it! 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A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith is an author, Cass was the first to buy her ebook!, Clopen wasn't the original name for this podcast, the top questions we hear from customers, Meredith couldn't find the bread, Cass sings 'Surprise, Surprise!' and her dishwasher uses 11 gallons of water, Cass explains Hobby Lobby's pricing, finish and pay</p><p>Meredith's new book: <a href="https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/i4e8z8D</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/where-are-your-bathrooms]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">438a02b9-f18e-43d2-9f3e-643574d75bb9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0c95f234-b4e8-41e6-b843-9a0ddeb6ab99/Where-Are-Your-Bathrooms.mp3" length="52398624" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>36:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>143</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>143</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Weenies, Meatballs and 2 Drink Minimums</title><itunes:title>Weenies, Meatballs and 2 Drink Minimums</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The new dishwashers, Happy birthday to Sarah!, which appetizer are you bringing to the party, and what NOT to do at the company's holiday party</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The new dishwashers, Happy birthday to Sarah!, which appetizer are you bringing to the party, and what NOT to do at the company's holiday party</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/weenies-meatballs-and-2-drink-minimums]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cfd637b4-5c2b-4249-b6f7-16b8508783c6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/13f7e8a6-f9c7-4e32-8733-30a4ceae9e05/20-23-6-46-PM.mp3" length="64667816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>44:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>142</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>142</podcast:episode></item><item><title>If You Can&apos;t Afford the Buns, Don&apos;t Buy the Hotdogs</title><itunes:title>If You Can&apos;t Afford the Buns, Don&apos;t Buy the Hotdogs</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We recorded this one earlier in the year!</p><p>Mental health check, corporate walking stores, top selling items at the grocery store, many of us love sugar, breakfast foods, don't drink so much orange juice, we're not making bread into hotdog buns, household cleaners should be a little higher on the list, condiments, pre-made sandwiches, Cass' homemade creamer, headaches from our husbands or from working retail?</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We recorded this one earlier in the year!</p><p>Mental health check, corporate walking stores, top selling items at the grocery store, many of us love sugar, breakfast foods, don't drink so much orange juice, we're not making bread into hotdog buns, household cleaners should be a little higher on the list, condiments, pre-made sandwiches, Cass' homemade creamer, headaches from our husbands or from working retail?</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/if-you-cant-afford-the-buns-dont-buy-the-hotdogs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">fad5c327-6463-4668-aa8c-96b0aea3e54c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7694b07a-b28d-4cd8-8a4e-ad0f0707a94a/20-23-10-49-AM.mp3" length="42555058" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>29:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>141</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>141</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Why Are We Like This?</title><itunes:title>Why Are We Like This?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Let's get personal! Johnny might eventually find out that we talk about him, Meredith quit buying coffee and lottery for 2023, a hand cart, cranky days, instant karma, lead in our dark chocolate, is it our age?, Hershey squirts</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let's get personal! Johnny might eventually find out that we talk about him, Meredith quit buying coffee and lottery for 2023, a hand cart, cranky days, instant karma, lead in our dark chocolate, is it our age?, Hershey squirts</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/why-are-we-like-this]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a4b60410-1fcd-4992-a4e5-43b60bb27563</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2023 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/481ad95b-0139-4d06-9abb-5e65cd07e217/19-23-9-55-AM.mp3" length="15698255" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>140</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>140</podcast:episode></item><item><title>&apos;Art is Magic&apos; 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Jen loves to create all the amazing flavors of coffee and tea! She talks about her inspirations, her favorites and coffee trends.</p><p>Use code <strong>CLOPEN23</strong> to <strong>save 15% off </strong>your order here: <a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/</a></p><p>Find Jen here as well: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/jenuinecoffeeroasters" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/jenuinecoffeeroasters</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen is here from Jenuine Coffee Roasters! Jen loves to create all the amazing flavors of coffee and tea! She talks about her inspirations, her favorites and coffee trends.</p><p>Use code <strong>CLOPEN23</strong> to <strong>save 15% off </strong>your order here: <a href="https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/</a></p><p>Find Jen here as well: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/jenuinecoffeeroasters" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/jenuinecoffeeroasters</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/jenuine-coffee-roasters]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7b9f15ec-f990-40f3-879a-d10ebf92e793</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9e11d86a-9bf4-4c79-8dd4-90175ed49ab9/21-23-7-17-PM.mp3" length="57962706" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>138</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>138</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Service vs. Hospitality</title><itunes:title>Service vs. Hospitality</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We are thankful for you, f***ers! Joe Rogan's episode on health, going out to eat, the difference between service and hospitality, we are always late, we are always rushing, please don't ask us why we are visiting a city, stay safe while traveling, car rental companies, Grandma Dar is in town!, call your mom, service is specifics tasks while hospitality is above and beyond, Cass offers some wonderful advice at the end of the episode, upcoming giveaways</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are thankful for you, f***ers! Joe Rogan's episode on health, going out to eat, the difference between service and hospitality, we are always late, we are always rushing, please don't ask us why we are visiting a city, stay safe while traveling, car rental companies, Grandma Dar is in town!, call your mom, service is specifics tasks while hospitality is above and beyond, Cass offers some wonderful advice at the end of the episode, upcoming giveaways</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/service-vs-hospitality]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e6ea8938-5e4d-4935-80eb-d1dec74e6187</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c2b319e5-a41e-4686-97cd-1de30fe0bb7c/16-23-7-59-PM.mp3" length="63597632" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>44:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>137</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>137</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Live show - HASHASHASHAYAYABABABA!</title><itunes:title>Live show - HASHASHASHAYAYABABABA!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Do you use a 'work name'?, Meredith's daughter does now (Jill)! Coffee flavors; maple, hazelnut, vanilla, almond, cardamon, orange, gingerbread, pumpkin, orange, and cherry, teacher breath, the giveaway from last week, food to eat with coffee, Cassandra's Starbuck's story (and she calls him out!), mask-fished, Meredith's customer story</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you use a 'work name'?, Meredith's daughter does now (Jill)! Coffee flavors; maple, hazelnut, vanilla, almond, cardamon, orange, gingerbread, pumpkin, orange, and cherry, teacher breath, the giveaway from last week, food to eat with coffee, Cassandra's Starbuck's story (and she calls him out!), mask-fished, Meredith's customer story</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/live-show-hashashashayayabababa]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bb2bbf3a-85f2-42a0-8eb6-3707a9da782e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/31ffa6ab-8e0f-4c89-83dd-70109c56114b/9-23-8-10-PM.mp3" length="58854213" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>136</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>136</podcast:episode></item><item><title>LIVE! 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We chat about keeping your resume updated, bad managers (is it really their fault!?) and surviving the holidays!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our live event was a great success! Thank you to everyone that listened and commented! We chat about keeping your resume updated, bad managers (is it really their fault!?) and surviving the holidays!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/live-responsible-resume-ing]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">09494fa7-5c41-498a-b4c7-7301b1936efe</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 04 Nov 2023 17:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c073fa9b-2afa-47c4-a5aa-39d19b67fe3a/4-23-4-26-PM.mp3" length="111033074" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:17:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>135</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>135</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Cheese, Truffles and Travel Tips - Part 2</title><itunes:title>Cheese, Truffles and Travel Tips - Part 2</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Katie is back this week to talk travel tips, life in Italy, feelings about Italy taking in many visitors, a quiz on cheese, and her Florence and Me podcast</p><p>*Now is the time to book your dream vacation experience with Katie, <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2F_u%2Ftruly_italy%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2uKiCNbKey-OajqWHKcmIYL2TPvFlm1lK1Qw6AhitgcNmDidkL34QB4L0&amp;h=AT3S_WFraApEjifWNGHPVhalYuZSYeYl9QwRn6r_z5OKpZTFO2cc3Q8WUG5roUmbypxfw6lb8VNTK3Pqes23zO8mgdPZCPldZNiEFgA4F5MHicORe1FE-OsLDpdtucJRXkw7MHSMdw9GQs85aTONbeo&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT2vGCgxkPG2cDz7CdMdF8PUqpNt6G2Gu_U_SsSZv20KtZW3T8_4sZJ7cP23CMIAMNWGVvP-9gJydC_6zeNZbmRaVZMzgI3aULtOlG7Z8xwzMM1NsK96KLxbRqDxq7tQxOTKzeKhVfU5aRZRIMQhb_oLr1V1gOg29jMXBpiEgMqmxiTbmvdXHk-cOdA1FIUlN3dXs2gxCILf" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@truly_italy</a>!*</p><p>"This we can promise: Authentic Italian experiences with locals, Artisan meet and greets, Food &amp; wine excursions, cooking classes with a Florentine chef and much more. You'll appreciate our focus on relaxation with hosting one activity a day. This is your moment! Why wait another day to experience Authentic Tuscany and Slow travel?"  - Katie Portanova, trulyitaly.tours</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Katie is back this week to talk travel tips, life in Italy, feelings about Italy taking in many visitors, a quiz on cheese, and her Florence and Me podcast</p><p>*Now is the time to book your dream vacation experience with Katie, <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2F_u%2Ftruly_italy%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2uKiCNbKey-OajqWHKcmIYL2TPvFlm1lK1Qw6AhitgcNmDidkL34QB4L0&amp;h=AT3S_WFraApEjifWNGHPVhalYuZSYeYl9QwRn6r_z5OKpZTFO2cc3Q8WUG5roUmbypxfw6lb8VNTK3Pqes23zO8mgdPZCPldZNiEFgA4F5MHicORe1FE-OsLDpdtucJRXkw7MHSMdw9GQs85aTONbeo&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT2vGCgxkPG2cDz7CdMdF8PUqpNt6G2Gu_U_SsSZv20KtZW3T8_4sZJ7cP23CMIAMNWGVvP-9gJydC_6zeNZbmRaVZMzgI3aULtOlG7Z8xwzMM1NsK96KLxbRqDxq7tQxOTKzeKhVfU5aRZRIMQhb_oLr1V1gOg29jMXBpiEgMqmxiTbmvdXHk-cOdA1FIUlN3dXs2gxCILf" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@truly_italy</a>!*</p><p>"This we can promise: Authentic Italian experiences with locals, Artisan meet and greets, Food &amp; wine excursions, cooking classes with a Florentine chef and much more. You'll appreciate our focus on relaxation with hosting one activity a day. This is your moment! Why wait another day to experience Authentic Tuscany and Slow travel?"  - Katie Portanova, trulyitaly.tours</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cheese-truffles-and-travel-tips-part-2]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">252a2116-0425-4875-9333-08a7cdb3fc4e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a108ccce-009b-4cc6-8f0b-24ad19d7b8df/26-23-2-21-PM.mp3" length="61136897" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>42:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>134</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>134</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Cheese, Truffles, and Travel Tips  - Part 1</title><itunes:title>Cheese, Truffles, and Travel Tips  - Part 1</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Katie brought wine and homemade cookies! The yogi culture may have changed, Reiki healing in CA, sunbathing your bottom, we like our day jobs, the 2 year plan, Katie is looking forward to moving to Italy, high mortgages, what percentage of the US are millionaires, retail hasn't taught us math, Katie's last trip to Italy, travel trips, monkeys, when you forget your prescription </p><p>Visit Italy with Katie: <a href="https://www.trulyitaly.tours/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.trulyitaly.tours/</a></p><p>Travel bag mentioned on this episode: <a href="https://www.loandsons.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.loandsons.com/</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Katie brought wine and homemade cookies! The yogi culture may have changed, Reiki healing in CA, sunbathing your bottom, we like our day jobs, the 2 year plan, Katie is looking forward to moving to Italy, high mortgages, what percentage of the US are millionaires, retail hasn't taught us math, Katie's last trip to Italy, travel trips, monkeys, when you forget your prescription </p><p>Visit Italy with Katie: <a href="https://www.trulyitaly.tours/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.trulyitaly.tours/</a></p><p>Travel bag mentioned on this episode: <a href="https://www.loandsons.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.loandsons.com/</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cheese-truffles-and-travel-tips]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">639b046a-f71e-4394-b40c-1aadb6c6b619</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d9d25b09-e625-421d-a934-3182305238e8/19-23-3-18-PM.mp3" length="56750206" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>133</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>133</podcast:episode></item><item><title>The Ghost in the Plants</title><itunes:title>The Ghost in the Plants</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nikki Weed is here this week!</p><p>She joined us in see-thru pants (oops!), we talk about her job at Ed's Plants, the job she lost, job hunting, using different sites to apply for jobs, top selling pumpkin beer and polka dots</p><p>So many great gift Ideas from Ed's Plants here: <a href="https://edsplantshop.com/collections/giftable-goodies?fbclid=IwAR3yrUKxQuBcOcXD8tCDrNS3xDfqupDWjSpmyq4OPB20cYWlSJemQT3fjbc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://edsplantshop.com/collections/giftable-goodies</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Ftheclopeneffect%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2q0j7_D-8Ru1thsOlxdtMuPhvvcI8lQKpanAml64bsp5kc7Sc96L8p7-g&amp;h=AT0mqOUYw4p9JDOhyG363u6k0Xm4zjU-ZWWHMJB6wgcl1Njwt-pUllS_aDiB_2jlD-ty7VYLcfTi5ugcVgAynCTVarll8odYiB98mkXjQHG64zYFXr3O01ZYAOdVpArjpUmnlUrUu4A5cWJGb2KxiEE&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT3TRN3n5TgKkk7nQyrXoHPa7M2AdpiAHpiF54oP00DEltvYHUDfq9GlmD6RZvpBb-4xElCxqFPlB0XN6MxBs_flMRvqtUf6ZY4nNP05rloC_vsqiE60bvH8K0AIIBdRukiTh6kS0LMyYFXlnqs2xEmRgHJwcA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-clopen-effect.captivate.fm%2Fsupport%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0xBgbBwZra_-rlTxXdifkTwbnY3FIpXn2hFxCzuHsqdTRdkP5Vchr5B98&amp;h=AT3xRNru5OVq6Ug0A9KFT-ECxoUHVatFYBlDJ7mjcUh4wPkaCsTDY4Y-pzv-kwIz9SZx9o-q8eye8zygeaJ08uQ5UUTsR4CO--Rk87YZ4Yj7L_aFo85yPJF6A2A1Vu5OZGabytuNT2W3B3GgZ0cT8eM&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT3TRN3n5TgKkk7nQyrXoHPa7M2AdpiAHpiF54oP00DEltvYHUDfq9GlmD6RZvpBb-4xElCxqFPlB0XN6MxBs_flMRvqtUf6ZY4nNP05rloC_vsqiE60bvH8K0AIIBdRukiTh6kS0LMyYFXlnqs2xEmRgHJwcA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zazzle.com%2Fstore%2Fthe_clopen_effect%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR15Jilrz-EEd3kEVOCZEapx-t1Cww95PrlDLHQXYxebDEF11fqMnPdukV8&amp;h=AT0SYSj6FMF6eyL8vS2Q8xb0q5zSkGnXJZso_h3JYUgZ610AxoZ0DwhyVRmnqtRJnCiqBEweLp9cJvVa-7OGNGWrOVBWtWglgRQd5amw3Aw1yJcMet6-BBKkUBfICnRPAmAdIiANS6Zg0muFMq4tpRE&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT3TRN3n5TgKkk7nQyrXoHPa7M2AdpiAHpiF54oP00DEltvYHUDfq9GlmD6RZvpBb-4xElCxqFPlB0XN6MxBs_flMRvqtUf6ZY4nNP05rloC_vsqiE60bvH8K0AIIBdRukiTh6kS0LMyYFXlnqs2xEmRgHJwcA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nikki Weed is here this week!</p><p>She joined us in see-thru pants (oops!), we talk about her job at Ed's Plants, the job she lost, job hunting, using different sites to apply for jobs, top selling pumpkin beer and polka dots</p><p>So many great gift Ideas from Ed's Plants here: <a href="https://edsplantshop.com/collections/giftable-goodies?fbclid=IwAR3yrUKxQuBcOcXD8tCDrNS3xDfqupDWjSpmyq4OPB20cYWlSJemQT3fjbc" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://edsplantshop.com/collections/giftable-goodies</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Ftheclopeneffect%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR2q0j7_D-8Ru1thsOlxdtMuPhvvcI8lQKpanAml64bsp5kc7Sc96L8p7-g&amp;h=AT0mqOUYw4p9JDOhyG363u6k0Xm4zjU-ZWWHMJB6wgcl1Njwt-pUllS_aDiB_2jlD-ty7VYLcfTi5ugcVgAynCTVarll8odYiB98mkXjQHG64zYFXr3O01ZYAOdVpArjpUmnlUrUu4A5cWJGb2KxiEE&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT3TRN3n5TgKkk7nQyrXoHPa7M2AdpiAHpiF54oP00DEltvYHUDfq9GlmD6RZvpBb-4xElCxqFPlB0XN6MxBs_flMRvqtUf6ZY4nNP05rloC_vsqiE60bvH8K0AIIBdRukiTh6kS0LMyYFXlnqs2xEmRgHJwcA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthe-clopen-effect.captivate.fm%2Fsupport%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0xBgbBwZra_-rlTxXdifkTwbnY3FIpXn2hFxCzuHsqdTRdkP5Vchr5B98&amp;h=AT3xRNru5OVq6Ug0A9KFT-ECxoUHVatFYBlDJ7mjcUh4wPkaCsTDY4Y-pzv-kwIz9SZx9o-q8eye8zygeaJ08uQ5UUTsR4CO--Rk87YZ4Yj7L_aFo85yPJF6A2A1Vu5OZGabytuNT2W3B3GgZ0cT8eM&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT3TRN3n5TgKkk7nQyrXoHPa7M2AdpiAHpiF54oP00DEltvYHUDfq9GlmD6RZvpBb-4xElCxqFPlB0XN6MxBs_flMRvqtUf6ZY4nNP05rloC_vsqiE60bvH8K0AIIBdRukiTh6kS0LMyYFXlnqs2xEmRgHJwcA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zazzle.com%2Fstore%2Fthe_clopen_effect%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR15Jilrz-EEd3kEVOCZEapx-t1Cww95PrlDLHQXYxebDEF11fqMnPdukV8&amp;h=AT0SYSj6FMF6eyL8vS2Q8xb0q5zSkGnXJZso_h3JYUgZ610AxoZ0DwhyVRmnqtRJnCiqBEweLp9cJvVa-7OGNGWrOVBWtWglgRQd5amw3Aw1yJcMet6-BBKkUBfICnRPAmAdIiANS6Zg0muFMq4tpRE&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT3TRN3n5TgKkk7nQyrXoHPa7M2AdpiAHpiF54oP00DEltvYHUDfq9GlmD6RZvpBb-4xElCxqFPlB0XN6MxBs_flMRvqtUf6ZY4nNP05rloC_vsqiE60bvH8K0AIIBdRukiTh6kS0LMyYFXlnqs2xEmRgHJwcA" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-ghost-in-the-plants]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ec02a47f-4398-4bf1-8aa3-0fa674d9ac17</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8c827784-2dc4-4283-9305-d6d9a98dd748/11-23-7-18-PM.mp3" length="72913315" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>132</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>132</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Sparkling with Studio D Jewelers</title><itunes:title>Sparkling with Studio D Jewelers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Jennifer and Lynn are here from Studio D Jewelers! You can find them on the Woodstock Square at:</p><p>STUDIO D JEWELERS</p><p>118 N. Benton Street</p><p>Woodstock, Illinois 60098</p><p>815.337.2015</p><p>info@studiodjewelers.com</p><p>HOURS:</p><p>Sunday - Monday: Closed</p><p>Tuesday - Wednesday: 10:00am - 6:00pm</p><p>Thursday: 10:00am - 7:00pm</p><p>Friday: 10:00am - 6:00pm</p><p>Saturday: 9:00am - 4:00pm</p><p><br></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jennifer and Lynn are here from Studio D Jewelers! You can find them on the Woodstock Square at:</p><p>STUDIO D JEWELERS</p><p>118 N. Benton Street</p><p>Woodstock, Illinois 60098</p><p>815.337.2015</p><p>info@studiodjewelers.com</p><p>HOURS:</p><p>Sunday - Monday: Closed</p><p>Tuesday - Wednesday: 10:00am - 6:00pm</p><p>Thursday: 10:00am - 7:00pm</p><p>Friday: 10:00am - 6:00pm</p><p>Saturday: 9:00am - 4:00pm</p><p><br></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/sparkling-with-studio-d-jewelers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">523ba61a-891e-4f5a-9c00-388cb1340617</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7f12a27e-aced-4d19-b8d6-a895c082a30c/5-23-6-22-PM.mp3" length="88778001" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>131</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>131</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Stay Classy, Johnsburg - Justin Wallace</title><itunes:title>Stay Classy, Johnsburg - Justin Wallace</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We give you a quick recap of Brianna and Rob's wedding, Justin Wallace performs 3 songs for us including an original! We ask almost all the questions - Justin's inspiration to start playing and singing, his favorite bands, memorizing lyrics, his first tune "Drowning" is on SoundCloud (justinwallace27), Justin works a bit of retail, all of us can't wait to be famous, his first gig and everyone showed up, Oasis is one of his favorite bands, 'pop country', Cardi B's bodyguard in the teacups, it's exciting to perform, 90's inspirations and influences, challenges in the industry so far, Justin shares his tour dates, advice for the younger ones wanting to become musicians, Wonderwall (Oasis cover), Something in the Orange (Zach Bryan cover)</p><p>"Drowning" on Soundcloud: https://on.soundcloud.com/EKtER</p><p>Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support Clopen here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Clopen merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We give you a quick recap of Brianna and Rob's wedding, Justin Wallace performs 3 songs for us including an original! 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What a fun time! Dave Winiarski of Johnsburg Food Trucks and Lucas Matthew Music are here!</p><p>You can find Dave and the Johnsburg Food Trucks at 2315 W Church St every Wednesday in the Summer. Visit their Facebook link for more info: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091546492326" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091546492326</a>. We will see you for the summer's final party on Wednesday 9/27/23!</p><p>You can find Lucas Matthew Music here: <a href="https://www.lucasmatthewmusic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.lucasmatthewmusic.com/</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063491414721" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063491414721</a></p><p>Other artists and businesses mentioned:</p><p>Lara Bell: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/larabellmusic" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/larabellmusic</a></p><p>Justin Wallace Music: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/justinwallacemusic" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/justinwallacemusic</a></p><p>Johnsburg Community Club: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/johnsburgcommunityclub" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/johnsburgcommunityclub</a> </p><p>Sandy Dogs: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sandiedogs" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/sandiedogs</a></p><p>Fork N Fry (Gluten Free): <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Forknfrypoutine" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/Forknfrypoutine</a></p><p>The Vixen: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/vixmchenry" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/vixmchenry</a></p><p>Dn N Dirty Towing: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/DNNDRTYTOWING" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/DNNDRTYTOWING</a></p><p>All of our links here: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow! What a fun time! Dave Winiarski of Johnsburg Food Trucks and Lucas Matthew Music are here!</p><p>You can find Dave and the Johnsburg Food Trucks at 2315 W Church St every Wednesday in the Summer. Visit their Facebook link for more info: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091546492326" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091546492326</a>. We will see you for the summer's final party on Wednesday 9/27/23!</p><p>You can find Lucas Matthew Music here: <a href="https://www.lucasmatthewmusic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.lucasmatthewmusic.com/</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063491414721" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063491414721</a></p><p>Other artists and businesses mentioned:</p><p>Lara Bell: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/larabellmusic" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/larabellmusic</a></p><p>Justin Wallace Music: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/justinwallacemusic" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/justinwallacemusic</a></p><p>Johnsburg Community Club: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/johnsburgcommunityclub" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/johnsburgcommunityclub</a> </p><p>Sandy Dogs: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/sandiedogs" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/sandiedogs</a></p><p>Fork N Fry (Gluten Free): <a href="https://www.facebook.com/Forknfrypoutine" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/Forknfrypoutine</a></p><p>The Vixen: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/vixmchenry" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/vixmchenry</a></p><p>Dn N Dirty Towing: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/DNNDRTYTOWING" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/DNNDRTYTOWING</a></p><p>All of our links here: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all of your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/nobody-asks-you-to-bring-drums-to-a-campfire]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">04a00e89-d243-4785-aac4-dc076241be10</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4e2a01e8-787f-40f8-afc6-4f63b8ad9712/21-23-8-30-PM.mp3" length="69910905" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>129</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>129</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Stay in Your Lane (Un-edited)</title><itunes:title>Stay in Your Lane (Un-edited)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Grocery Shopping Etiquette! We share our listener's stories and visit AI for more information on being a better, patient, and efficient shopper. Also, we had a few drinks. It's been a long week. Lol</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grocery Shopping Etiquette! We share our listener's stories and visit AI for more information on being a better, patient, and efficient shopper. Also, we had a few drinks. It's been a long week. Lol</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/stay-in-your-lane-un-edited]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5e3b5f00-7f60-4b9f-b179-b9073ece4a16</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/411cd820-21a5-4947-8e1a-ceddd9325f3b/14-23-8-39-PM.mp3" length="55109508" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>128</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>128</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Coffee, Cigarettes, and Checklists</title><itunes:title>Coffee, Cigarettes, and Checklists</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra tells us about her vacation in Florida, all of our listeners are back!, we asked our followers 'what's the best way to plan a day in retail?', the ladies that forgot their luggage, ChatGPT and Vedhq help us plan for a day in retail, Meredith shares a crabby customer story, Cassandra shares the difference between millionaires and billionaires, meat resets, don't hang your wedding dress on any sprinkler system</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra tells us about her vacation in Florida, all of our listeners are back!, we asked our followers 'what's the best way to plan a day in retail?', the ladies that forgot their luggage, ChatGPT and Vedhq help us plan for a day in retail, Meredith shares a crabby customer story, Cassandra shares the difference between millionaires and billionaires, meat resets, don't hang your wedding dress on any sprinkler system</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/coffee-cigarettes-and-checklists]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ac8834be-7849-465e-9326-bfe6715160ae</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f72f9f85-0d65-4891-b542-65f91b6ff85a/6-23-7-14-PM.mp3" length="48691535" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>33:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>127</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Know When to Fold Them</title><itunes:title>Know When to Fold Them</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith is writing a book and Cassandra calls her an overachiever, 5 reasons you may want to quit your job are: you need more room to grow, you're experiencing troubles with your boss, you feel undervalued, you feel unmotivated, and you notice a high turnover rate, Cassandra is always setting up displays, when pallets hide in the backroom, we share our listener's reasons for leaving a job, our managing styles, Cassandra still remembers misspelling a word on her resume, you are capable, another company would be very lucky to have you, and we end this episode by singing a Kenny Rogers' song</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith is writing a book and Cassandra calls her an overachiever, 5 reasons you may want to quit your job are: you need more room to grow, you're experiencing troubles with your boss, you feel undervalued, you feel unmotivated, and you notice a high turnover rate, Cassandra is always setting up displays, when pallets hide in the backroom, we share our listener's reasons for leaving a job, our managing styles, Cassandra still remembers misspelling a word on her resume, you are capable, another company would be very lucky to have you, and we end this episode by singing a Kenny Rogers' song</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/know-when-to-fold-them]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8a25a0f4-6eab-445f-a0df-b1e24df7672b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e7ece57e-c387-43f1-b025-ba915fb4a155/31-23-5-41-PM.mp3" length="52470095" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>36:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>126</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>126</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Wealth, Wine and Waxing</title><itunes:title>Wealth, Wine and Waxing</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Huge announcement on this episode but keep listening anyway!</p><p>Also, what did people eat years ago? How did they get their food? How did they preserve and cook? What time did they eat dinner? Who invented baking powder, baking soda, wine, wax and burritos!? What was sold in a General Store? What did the word Grocery mean back in the day? Who invented the freezer? How old is soup? Edible candles? </p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Huge announcement on this episode but keep listening anyway!</p><p>Also, what did people eat years ago? How did they get their food? How did they preserve and cook? What time did they eat dinner? Who invented baking powder, baking soda, wine, wax and burritos!? What was sold in a General Store? What did the word Grocery mean back in the day? Who invented the freezer? How old is soup? Edible candles? </p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/wealth-wine-and-waxing]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2a2c9a43-81a1-41d0-82a8-9c8e0e8dfd67</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2023 00:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4eee92a7-167d-45a5-b54d-c056fbcfeabb/18-23-7-59-AM.mp3" length="49295904" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>125</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Tacos, Nuggets, and Bean Burritos</title><itunes:title>Tacos, Nuggets, and Bean Burritos</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Top 50 fast food restaurants from QSR Magazine and our listeners' favorite places, listen to the Anxiety Makes Me Poop podcast, and bridezillas</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Top 50 fast food restaurants from QSR Magazine and our listeners' favorite places, listen to the Anxiety Makes Me Poop podcast, and bridezillas</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/tacos-nuggets-and-bean-burritos]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6222710e-69c0-4914-b93b-bfa376ae7726</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/04fe8ecd-fee5-45a5-ae2a-a3b03f9503e1/10-23-6-31-PM.mp3" length="47589377" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>33:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>124</podcast:episode></item><item><title>&apos;United States of Amazon&apos; - Melissa S</title><itunes:title>&apos;United States of Amazon&apos; - Melissa S</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We asked you 'Which popular jobs in the 1950s are almost gone today?' and we share your answers! Also, '20 jobs in the 1950s that are almost gone today' from Business Insider</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We asked you 'Which popular jobs in the 1950s are almost gone today?' and we share your answers! Also, '20 jobs in the 1950s that are almost gone today' from Business Insider</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/united-states-of-amazon-melissa-s]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bc514f43-bc52-4a23-8133-1338c7ccb4f9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/39830295-3ec1-4805-a4c8-44ab351794bf/23-4-41-PM.mp3" length="46585021" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>32:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>123</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Taking Trips and Skipping Shifts</title><itunes:title>Taking Trips and Skipping Shifts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith was not quite feeling it the last 2 weeks, Cassandra hopes everyone has taken most of their vacation time, the boss that denied days off, spending time with family and friends, take more than just a long weekend, the job was there before you and it will be there after you, don't love the job, love what the job gives you, Cassandra had no days off for 12 years, Jen went into labor and Cassandra didn't feel like working, our sad animal stories</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith was not quite feeling it the last 2 weeks, Cassandra hopes everyone has taken most of their vacation time, the boss that denied days off, spending time with family and friends, take more than just a long weekend, the job was there before you and it will be there after you, don't love the job, love what the job gives you, Cassandra had no days off for 12 years, Jen went into labor and Cassandra didn't feel like working, our sad animal stories</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/taking-trips-and-skipping-shifts]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">37f9746e-b521-4a73-bab3-a756b64ba622</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d638042d-737a-44e7-b057-df2c24275ff0/27-23-8-18-AM.mp3" length="63812045" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>44:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>122</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>122</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Be Safe, Use Condiments</title><itunes:title>Be Safe, Use Condiments</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Unedited - Coughs, mistakes, and all!</p><p>The top 30ish condiments used in 2023, reading the responses from our socials, we really shouldn't be using ketchup after the age of 12, Meredith can't talk about pig roasts, 'compliments', why there is a shortage of Sriracha </p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unedited - Coughs, mistakes, and all!</p><p>The top 30ish condiments used in 2023, reading the responses from our socials, we really shouldn't be using ketchup after the age of 12, Meredith can't talk about pig roasts, 'compliments', why there is a shortage of Sriracha </p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/stay-safe-use-condiments]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9d4442c5-966d-4935-a57c-31bcfce4798e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b9a06cf3-b167-430f-9e76-00e70acae181/18-23-6-16-PM.mp3" length="52470095" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>36:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>121</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>121</podcast:episode></item><item><title>When You&apos;re with Katie, You&apos;re Family</title><itunes:title>When You&apos;re with Katie, You&apos;re Family</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Come tour Italy with Katie and the Clopen Gals! Learn a little about Florence, Italy and a lot about Katie's travels and credit card use. Katie is a great storyteller, shares funny stories of relationships and her love of Italy. Thank you for listening!</p><p>Vieni in giro per l'Italia con Katie e le Clopen Gals! Impara qualcosa su Firenze, l'Italia e molto sui viaggi di Katie e sull'uso della carta di credito. Katie è una grande narratrice, condivide storie divertenti di relazioni e il suo amore per l'Italia. Grazie per ascoltare!</p><p>Katie's website here: <a href="https://trulyitaly.tours/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><em>trulyitaly.tours</em></a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come tour Italy with Katie and the Clopen Gals! Learn a little about Florence, Italy and a lot about Katie's travels and credit card use. Katie is a great storyteller, shares funny stories of relationships and her love of Italy. Thank you for listening!</p><p>Vieni in giro per l'Italia con Katie e le Clopen Gals! Impara qualcosa su Firenze, l'Italia e molto sui viaggi di Katie e sull'uso della carta di credito. Katie è una grande narratrice, condivide storie divertenti di relazioni e il suo amore per l'Italia. 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A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why do we want every town to look the same?, highway signs and Cassandra's conspiracy theory, blue Toyota, colors of the alerts, Silver alert is issued for older adults with cognitive impairment, Amber alert (AMBER stands for America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response, The acronym was created as a legacy to 9- year-old Amber Hagerman), Blue alert is issued and warns about violet offenders, Camo alert is issued for military with PTSD started in 2019, Clear alert assists in missing adults (TX), Purple alert is issued to search for a missing person, funny signs that we've seen on the highway, highway driving stories</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/this-is-your-sign]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c50076ce-72b9-4243-b292-046239ad0b96</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4c0d83da-bd98-4253-bfc3-6d021f96b593/5-23-6-59-PM.mp3" length="57498771" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>39:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>119</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>119</podcast:episode></item><item><title>24 Hours or $25</title><itunes:title>24 Hours or $25</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>24 hour cancellation notices and policies, wood burning gifts and slate coasters are the best, you can only use our logo and sayings if you are giving us the item as a gift, we live on coffee, Johnny's 'wig' and the dunk tank, Cassandra gets all her news from the Tok, she didn't want rainbow air, we will be owning a venue in the future</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>24 hour cancellation notices and policies, wood burning gifts and slate coasters are the best, you can only use our logo and sayings if you are giving us the item as a gift, we live on coffee, Johnny's 'wig' and the dunk tank, Cassandra gets all her news from the Tok, she didn't want rainbow air, we will be owning a venue in the future</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/24-hours-or-25]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">934c808c-28a8-41fb-91da-9158e314d6da</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5a028373-f442-4c78-acbf-8cd0571bd727/23-3-30-PM.mp3" length="54039323" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>37:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>118</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>118</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Scan This For a Good Time</title><itunes:title>Scan This For a Good Time</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra talks about paying the taco truck people, Meredith took Benadryl prior to recording, we talk the difference between SKUs, UPCs and Barcodes and how they are created, dad still has a flip phone, barcode generator and shapes, Aldi barcodes, inventory, the alien RV, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSANDRA!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra talks about paying the taco truck people, Meredith took Benadryl prior to recording, we talk the difference between SKUs, UPCs and Barcodes and how they are created, dad still has a flip phone, barcode generator and shapes, Aldi barcodes, inventory, the alien RV, AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASSANDRA!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/scan-this-for-a-good-time]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">62f77ffa-916a-474a-9f82-cad84bebe1b0</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f24ff828-8461-4d0d-9158-339f31e73584/22-23-7-52-PM.mp3" length="55359029" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>117</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>117</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Dig Deep Not Wide</title><itunes:title>Dig Deep Not Wide</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith traveled for work, the interesting date, don't steal shopping carts, where carts go when they die, the alignment test, top tools we use in the industry, Meredith fell at a race, sharpen your carpenter's pencil the correct way, movie mentioned was Catch and Release, the perfect tool for burying bodies, some info borrowed from <a href="https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/tools/a42011191/best-tools-history/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.popularmechanics.com</a>, the boxcutter</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith traveled for work, the interesting date, don't steal shopping carts, where carts go when they die, the alignment test, top tools we use in the industry, Meredith fell at a race, sharpen your carpenter's pencil the correct way, movie mentioned was Catch and Release, the perfect tool for burying bodies, some info borrowed from <a href="https://www.popularmechanics.com/home/tools/a42011191/best-tools-history/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.popularmechanics.com</a>, the boxcutter</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/dig-deep-not-wide]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4ddfec00-b9cd-4af6-9341-5dc6cde20664</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8007610c-f689-42cb-90b1-c3e1fb6ef288/15-23-7-08-PM.mp3" length="50258882" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>34:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>116</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>116</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Anxiety Makes Me Poop is out now!</title><itunes:title>Anxiety Makes Me Poop is out now!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hi all! The Clopen Effect hosts are so excited to introduce our first episode on AMMP! Please download Anxiety Makes Me Poop Podcast to listen! If you can't find us, email us at anxietymakesmepoop@gmail.com and we will be sure to get it uploaded to your podcast app! </p><p>Same hosts, same energy and a lighter look into life's heavier topics. We have a lot to share and look forward to bringing you content from both podcasts!</p><p>Links: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>AMMP listeners: Go to&nbsp;<a href="https://betterhelp.com/AMMP" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://betterhelp.com/AMMP</a>&nbsp;for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp and get matched with a therapist who will listen and help #sponsored</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi all! The Clopen Effect hosts are so excited to introduce our first episode on AMMP! Please download Anxiety Makes Me Poop Podcast to listen! If you can't find us, email us at anxietymakesmepoop@gmail.com and we will be sure to get it uploaded to your podcast app! </p><p>Same hosts, same energy and a lighter look into life's heavier topics. We have a lot to share and look forward to bringing you content from both podcasts!</p><p>Links: https://linktr.ee/anxietymakesmepoop</p><p>AMMP listeners: Go to&nbsp;<a href="https://betterhelp.com/AMMP" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://betterhelp.com/AMMP</a>&nbsp;for 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHelp and get matched with a therapist who will listen and help #sponsored</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/anxiety-makes-me-poop-is-out-now]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d07ac1a0-8937-4af4-b20f-f9f24cf1a8b2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2023 11:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9d18f35a-85f5-465e-b892-ec6b9abb4107/11-23-10-08-AM.mp3" length="3755698" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>02:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cookie Monster or Hugh Hefner?</title><itunes:title>Cookie Monster or Hugh Hefner?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>When did we start wearing pajamas to stores, warning about those that sleep in the nude, history of pajamas, Cass witnesses another crazy driver, advantages and disadvantages of self check outs</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When did we start wearing pajamas to stores, warning about those that sleep in the nude, history of pajamas, Cass witnesses another crazy driver, advantages and disadvantages of self check outs</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cookie-monster-or-hugh-hefner]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">24e4c148-1ad4-490a-bb62-1f725f17e802</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/27ee1c24-1fa0-42d6-a9cf-128b07a10a14/Cookie-Monster-or-Hugh-Hefner.mp3" length="44445279" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>30:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>115</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>115</podcast:episode></item><item><title>How Sweet Is This Substitute?</title><itunes:title>How Sweet Is This Substitute?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We can finish each other's sentences, introducing our new podcast '<a href="https://anxietymakesmepoop.captivate.fm" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Anxiety Makes Me Poop</a>' arriving in June, Cass has the most hilarious story, According to the FDA some sugar substitutes are “generally recognized as safe” (GRAS), all the sugar substitute facts from familydoctor.org, another driving story, Meredith can never pronounce words, some sugar substitutes are banned in some countries, Dragonfruit</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We can finish each other's sentences, introducing our new podcast '<a href="https://anxietymakesmepoop.captivate.fm" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Anxiety Makes Me Poop</a>' arriving in June, Cass has the most hilarious story, According to the FDA some sugar substitutes are “generally recognized as safe” (GRAS), all the sugar substitute facts from familydoctor.org, another driving story, Meredith can never pronounce words, some sugar substitutes are banned in some countries, Dragonfruit</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/how-sweet-is-this-substitute]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">05f23bc8-85b8-4ccc-89f2-c22b1913b14d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/74443eba-aac3-4257-a378-1d3a0cf1e353/How-Sweet-Is-This-Substitute.mp3" length="51257596" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>35:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>114</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>114</podcast:episode></item><item><title>&apos;Discount Managers&apos;</title><itunes:title>&apos;Discount Managers&apos;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Driving all day long, we were supposed to have guests, nicknames for our customers, co-worker nicknames, the cute belt, slurs for co-workers that act like managers, discount managers are the middle managers, some managers write the schedule all day, answering the manager phone, 47 snarky things you wish you could say to your co-workers from resourcefulmanagers.com, The King of Clings</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Buy merch here because it's cool: </a><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Driving all day long, we were supposed to have guests, nicknames for our customers, co-worker nicknames, the cute belt, slurs for co-workers that act like managers, discount managers are the middle managers, some managers write the schedule all day, answering the manager phone, 47 snarky things you wish you could say to your co-workers from resourcefulmanagers.com, The King of Clings</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Buy merch here because it's cool: </a><a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/discount-managers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">217abf88-f8fc-4036-8a17-a522179ffb84</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/32f68962-16a7-4cd2-abf9-d594b4880637/23-7-19-PM.mp3" length="55608551" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:37</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>113</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>113</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Ed&apos;s Plants are Better than Brooklyn&apos;s Bagels</title><itunes:title>Ed&apos;s Plants are Better than Brooklyn&apos;s Bagels</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nikki is here! We talk e-commerce, Amazon, Ed's plant shop AND Meredith surprises Cass and Nikki with a plant quiz from amexessetionals.com</p><p>Companies mentioned on this week's episode:</p><p>Ed's Plant Shop -&nbsp;<a href="https://edsplantshop.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://edsplantshop.com/</a> - Use code BAGELTIME10 to receive 10% off your total order.</p><p>Elevate Brands:</p><p>Sassy Cups -&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/SassyCups" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/SassyCups</a></p><p>Elixir Glassware -&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/ElixirGlassware" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/ElixirGlassware</a></p><p>Sari Foods (Nutritional Yeast) -&nbsp;<a href="https://sarifoods.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://sarifoods.co/</a></p><p>Feminique (Breast Forms) -&nbsp;<a href="https://feminiquestore.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://feminiquestore.com/</a></p><p>Garden Republic (the bonsai!) -&nbsp;<a href="http://www.shopgardenrepublic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.shopgardenrepublic.com</a></p><p>Tough Outdoors (the Jogging Mittens and outdoor gear) -&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/toughoutfitters" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/toughoutfitters</a></p><p>The Cat Ladies:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.thecatladies.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.thecatladies.com</a></p><p>Encha (matcha):&nbsp;<a href="http://www.encha.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.encha.com</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nikki is here! We talk e-commerce, Amazon, Ed's plant shop AND Meredith surprises Cass and Nikki with a plant quiz from amexessetionals.com</p><p>Companies mentioned on this week's episode:</p><p>Ed's Plant Shop -&nbsp;<a href="https://edsplantshop.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://edsplantshop.com/</a> - Use code BAGELTIME10 to receive 10% off your total order.</p><p>Elevate Brands:</p><p>Sassy Cups -&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/SassyCups" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/SassyCups</a></p><p>Elixir Glassware -&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/ElixirGlassware" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/ElixirGlassware</a></p><p>Sari Foods (Nutritional Yeast) -&nbsp;<a href="https://sarifoods.co/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://sarifoods.co/</a></p><p>Feminique (Breast Forms) -&nbsp;<a href="https://feminiquestore.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://feminiquestore.com/</a></p><p>Garden Republic (the bonsai!) -&nbsp;<a href="http://www.shopgardenrepublic.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.shopgardenrepublic.com</a></p><p>Tough Outdoors (the Jogging Mittens and outdoor gear) -&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://tinyurl.com/toughoutfitters" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/toughoutfitters</a></p><p>The Cat Ladies:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.thecatladies.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.thecatladies.com</a></p><p>Encha (matcha):&nbsp;<a href="http://www.encha.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.encha.com</a></p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/eds-plants-are-better-than-brooklyns-bagels]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c6bf1724-29b9-4847-bd97-5fb8cc9356d2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d408f893-fe93-4414-9020-7fab15ac4c99/11-23-6-37-PM.mp3" length="80467927" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>112</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>112</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Nikki is here! We talk e-commerce, Amazon, plant shop AND Meredith surprises Cass and Nikki with a plant quiz! Companies mentioned on this week&apos;s episode:
Ed&apos;s Plant Shop - https://edsplantshop.com/ - Use code BAGELTIME10 to receive 10% off your total order.
Elevate Brands:
Sassy Cups - https://tinyurl.com/SassyCups
Elixir Glassware - https://tinyurl.com/ElixirGlassware
Sari Foods (Nutritional Yeast) - https://sarifoods.co/
Feminique (Breast Forms) - https://feminiquestore.com/
Garden Republic (the bonsai!) - www.shopgardenrepublic.com
Tough Outdoors (the Jogging Mittens and outdoor gear) -  https://tinyurl.com/toughoutfitters
The Cat Ladies: www.thecatladies.com
Encha (matcha): www.encha.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Name Droppin&apos; Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co Part 2</title><itunes:title>Name Droppin&apos; Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co Part 2</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>If you haven't yet, please listen to part 1 of Name Droppin' Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co then join us here! Nick owns a shoe store in Schaumburg, watch out for fakes, Nick has us covered for any shoe donations, no window shoppers here, a store front in Chicago is expensive, no questions asked when clients purchase, the $80,000 engagement ring, the McHenry Spring Sip Wine Walk is May 13th, 2023,  everyone should work retail, happy clients, Lil' Reese gives Nick a call</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven't yet, please listen to part 1 of Name Droppin' Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co then join us here! Nick owns a shoe store in Schaumburg, watch out for fakes, Nick has us covered for any shoe donations, no window shoppers here, a store front in Chicago is expensive, no questions asked when clients purchase, the $80,000 engagement ring, the McHenry Spring Sip Wine Walk is May 13th, 2023,  everyone should work retail, happy clients, Lil' Reese gives Nick a call</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/name-droppin-nick-flawless-diamonds-co-part-2]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8db5879f-28c5-4a52-8c8c-26ac142f6e11</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1d4364da-2af3-4e3d-899a-68cfd1ee1117/3-23-7-30-PM.mp3" length="45479728" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>31:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>111</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>111</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>If you haven&apos;t yet, please listen to part 1 of Name Droppin&apos; Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co then join us here! Nick owns a shoe store in Schaumburg, watch out for fakes, Nick has us covered for any shoe donations, no window shoppers here, a store front in Chicago is expensive, no questions asked when clients purchase, the $80,000 engagement ring, the McHenry Spring Sip Wine Walk is May 13th, 2023,  everyone should work retail, happy clients, Lil&apos; Reese gives Nick a call</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Name Droppin&apos; Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co Part 1</title><itunes:title>Name Droppin&apos; Nick, Flawless Diamonds Co Part 1</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Nick, owner of Flawless Diamonds Co is here! We worked together years ago so it was great to catch up! Nick talks about going to nursing school, working at the nursing home, working for himself, ADT sales, AT&amp;T, and Flathau Enterprises. Nick explains diamonds and creating pieces. Names mentioned on this episode: NLE Choppa, King Louie, Lil Reece, Jayson Tatum, Tank Davis, Lil Durk, Drake, Lizzo, Dwight Howard, Flavor Flav, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kylie Jenner and Travis.</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick, owner of Flawless Diamonds Co is here! We worked together years ago so it was great to catch up! Nick talks about going to nursing school, working at the nursing home, working for himself, ADT sales, AT&amp;T, and Flathau Enterprises. Nick explains diamonds and creating pieces. Names mentioned on this episode: NLE Choppa, King Louie, Lil Reece, Jayson Tatum, Tank Davis, Lil Durk, Drake, Lizzo, Dwight Howard, Flavor Flav, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kylie Jenner and Travis.</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/name-droppin-nick-flawless-diamonds-co-part-1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6322645b-4b9f-4c7a-b5aa-ec92690efd15</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/17ccb887-83fb-4cdc-b25d-18207ee7f405/27-23-8-27-PM.mp3" length="62777596" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>110</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>110</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Nick, owner of Flawless Diamonds Co is here! We worked together years ago so it was great to catch up! Nick talks about going to nursing school, working at the nursing home, working for himself, ADT sales, AT&amp;T, and Flathau Enterprises. Nick explains diamonds and creating pieces. Names mentioned on this episode: NLE Choppa, King Louie, Lil Reece, Jayson Tatum, Tank Davis, Lil Durk, Drake, Lizzo, Dwight Howard, Flavor Flav, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Scott Disick, Kylie Jenner and Travis.
Spring Sip info: https://business.mchenrychamber.com/events/details/spring-sip-2023-24962</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Kendra&apos;s Salon Does Hand Checks</title><itunes:title>Kendra&apos;s Salon Does Hand Checks</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Kendra is here! We finally deflated our 100th episode balloons, Kendra had to comb through a baseball size knot, she hasn't encountered lice (thank goodness!), the knot was moldy and stinky, Meredith can't say neurology, cover up those dreadlocks, something is dripping on Cass' shirt, Kendra had a very embarrassing poop experience and Chakra spray didn't help, don't be that dude, hand check, kids scream a lot, Kendra walked out, hair modeling, Sheer Genius, Kendraza Salon, Amika Products, the perm story, Kendra is also a bartender and works at an assisted living care</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kendra is here! We finally deflated our 100th episode balloons, Kendra had to comb through a baseball size knot, she hasn't encountered lice (thank goodness!), the knot was moldy and stinky, Meredith can't say neurology, cover up those dreadlocks, something is dripping on Cass' shirt, Kendra had a very embarrassing poop experience and Chakra spray didn't help, don't be that dude, hand check, kids scream a lot, Kendra walked out, hair modeling, Sheer Genius, Kendraza Salon, Amika Products, the perm story, Kendra is also a bartender and works at an assisted living care</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/kendras-salon-does-hand-checks]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">106b5bc0-74f8-4fb8-87b1-45098930fe27</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/3de76ed3-6584-4261-aa85-2aeda729a681/20-23-6-20-PM.mp3" length="59603405" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>41:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>109</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>109</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Kendra is here! We finally deflated our 100th episode balloons, Kendra had to comb through a baseball size knot, she hasn&apos;t encountered lice (thank goodness!), the knot was moldy and stinky, Meredith can&apos;t say neurology, cover up those dreadlocks, something is dripping on Cass&apos; shirt, Kendra had a very embarrassing poop experience and Chakra spray didn&apos;t help, don&apos;t be that dude, hand check, kids scream a lot, Kendra walked out, hair modeling, Sheer Genius, Kendraza Salon, Amika Products, the perm story, Kendra is also a bartender and works at an assisted living care</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Lucky Rabbit&apos;s Foot with Lauren</title><itunes:title>Lucky Rabbit&apos;s foot with Lauren</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Lauren is back! Meredith's house had a carbon monoxide leak, shout out to Jett's Heating and Air for the quick response to our furnace and for the install, you can find their information here: <a href="https://www.jettsheatingandair.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.jettsheatingandair.com/</a>,  buy carbon monoxide detectors, Meredith's stove flames were orange, Lauren had to replace a well, Lauren has 3 bunnies and a dog, her first bunny was a secret, bunnies like buddies, facts about the lottery</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lauren is back! Meredith's house had a carbon monoxide leak, shout out to Jett's Heating and Air for the quick response to our furnace and for the install, you can find their information here: <a href="https://www.jettsheatingandair.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.jettsheatingandair.com/</a>,  buy carbon monoxide detectors, Meredith's stove flames were orange, Lauren had to replace a well, Lauren has 3 bunnies and a dog, her first bunny was a secret, bunnies like buddies, facts about the lottery</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/lucky-rabbits-foot-with-lauren]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7a7a9500-175d-4e19-84d8-5bc62e9cc241</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f49947d8-47a7-4fce-b123-dbe52042c6a4/13-23-6-18-PM.mp3" length="63561896" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>44:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>108</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>108</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Lauren is back! Meredith&apos;s house had a carbon monoxide leak, shout out to Jett&apos;s Heating and Air for the quick response to our furnace and for the install, you can find their information here: https://www.jettsheatingandair.com/,  buy carbon monoxide detectors, Meredith&apos;s stove flames were orange, Lauren had to replace a well, Lauren has 3 bunnies and a dog, her first bunny was a secret, bunnies like buddies, facts about the lottery</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Sandie Dogs and Jim</title><itunes:title>Sandie Dogs and Jim</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith realizes where she met Sandie before, Jim didn't want to wear the weekend shirt, 'bigger is better', the special recipe, Sandie has her hands full, shout out to Catherine Brant for their logo creation, Jim went to an Air Supply concert and bought the t-shirt, no poppy seed buns, 12 year olds and younger can have ketchup on their hotdogs, Sandie has fresh steamed buns, the McHenry County food critic John Mueller, visited their trailer and gave them a great review, shout out to Sticker Dudes for the decals, 'we need bigger weiners', stealing electricity</p><p>Email sandiedoggs@gmail.com to book!</p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support the show here</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith realizes where she met Sandie before, Jim didn't want to wear the weekend shirt, 'bigger is better', the special recipe, Sandie has her hands full, shout out to Catherine Brant for their logo creation, Jim went to an Air Supply concert and bought the t-shirt, no poppy seed buns, 12 year olds and younger can have ketchup on their hotdogs, Sandie has fresh steamed buns, the McHenry County food critic John Mueller, visited their trailer and gave them a great review, shout out to Sticker Dudes for the decals, 'we need bigger weiners', stealing electricity</p><p>Email sandiedoggs@gmail.com to book!</p><p><a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Support the show here</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/sandie-dogs-and-jim]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">54d43e2c-f94b-4a94-92b6-6234e36fd28d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7766c053-05cf-4678-807e-fd7ff743e485/2-23-6-03-PM.mp3" length="81216492" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>56:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>107</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>107</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Meredith realizes where she met Sandie before, Jim didn&apos;t want to wear the weekend shirt, &apos;bigger is better&apos;, the special recipe, Sandie has her hands full, shout out to Catherine Brant for their logo creation, Jim went to an Air Supply concert and bought the t-shirt, no poppy seed buns, 12 year olds and younger can have ketchup on their hotdogs,  Sandie has fresh steamed buns, the McHenry County food critic John Mueller, visited their trailer and gave them a great review, shout out to Sticker Dudes for the decals, &apos;we need bigger weiners&apos;, stealing electricity
Email sandiedoggs@gmail.com to book!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>It&apos;s Noote, Not Nude!</title><itunes:title>It&apos;s Noote, Not Nude!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cass has a hangover, Award Winner Barb Noote from Noote Partners @ Compass Real Estate is here, learn all about what's happening in the real estate world, how do people stay married when building a house?, most of Barb's business is referral based, renter's market is just as busy as the buyer market, the uncomfortable conversations, look at the bones of the house not the avocado fridge, the importance of showings and open houses, trust your realtor, the red flags, the snake</p><p>Visit Barb and the team at Compass Real Estate here: <a href="https://www.compass.com/agents/team-noote/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.compass.com/agents/team-noote/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cass has a hangover, Award Winner Barb Noote from Noote Partners @ Compass Real Estate is here, learn all about what's happening in the real estate world, how do people stay married when building a house?, most of Barb's business is referral based, renter's market is just as busy as the buyer market, the uncomfortable conversations, look at the bones of the house not the avocado fridge, the importance of showings and open houses, trust your realtor, the red flags, the snake</p><p>Visit Barb and the team at Compass Real Estate here: <a href="https://www.compass.com/agents/team-noote/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.compass.com/agents/team-noote/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/its-noote-not-nude]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f5a158c-2c83-4bd0-99fa-61d0a93c08e5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/98bca7c3-feff-4d15-9b28-c2743e22b8b3/30-23-9-00-PM.mp3" length="66914765" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>106</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>106</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Cass has a hangover, Award Winner Barb Noote from Noote Partners @ Compass Real Estate is here, learn all about what&apos;s happening in the real estate world, how do people stay married when building a house?, most of Barb&apos;s business is referral based, renter&apos;s market is just as busy as the buyer market, the uncomfortable conversations, look at the bones of the house not the avocado fridge, the importance of showings and open houses, trust your realtor, the red flags, the snake
Visit Barb and the team at Compass Real Estate here: https://www.compass.com/agents/team-noote/</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Crowd Pleasers and Body Squeezers</title><itunes:title>Crowd Pleasers and Body Squeezers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>How do you walk through a crowd? Do you try to avoid touching people or do you make yourself known by touching and squeezing arms? We had a super fun weekend at Shamrocks the Fox for St. Patrick's Day, feeling accomplished for the day, Meredith fell on her run, people watching, Cass touches everyone, we lost Cass for 25 minutes, bartenders are awesome, don't leave your credit card at the bar, the guy with the microphone, people watching and when it's too much, people talk to themselves all the time, the guy at the salad bar</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How do you walk through a crowd? Do you try to avoid touching people or do you make yourself known by touching and squeezing arms? We had a super fun weekend at Shamrocks the Fox for St. Patrick's Day, feeling accomplished for the day, Meredith fell on her run, people watching, Cass touches everyone, we lost Cass for 25 minutes, bartenders are awesome, don't leave your credit card at the bar, the guy with the microphone, people watching and when it's too much, people talk to themselves all the time, the guy at the salad bar</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/crowd-pleasers-and-body-squeezers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d6e97b5e-372f-4c63-a35b-da39fc39f4eb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2d85d55e-dd8c-444a-be1d-47f05baf5bd3/23-23-3-58-PM.mp3" length="47762412" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>33:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>105</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>105</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>How do you walk through a crowd? Do you try to avoid touching people or do you make yourself known by touching and squeezing arms? We had a super fun weekend at Shamrocks the Fox for St. Patrick&apos;s Day, feeling accomplished for the day, Meredith fell on her run, people watching, Cass touches everyone, we lost Cass for 25 minutes, bartenders are awesome, don&apos;t leave your credit card at the bar, the guy with the microphone, people watching and when it&apos;s too much, people talk to themselves all the time, the guy at the salad bar</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Corn, Beef and Cabbage</title><itunes:title>Corn, Beef and Cabbage</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The quick recipe episode and Bestie is here! We borrowed some 3-ingredient recipe ideas from our listeners and <a href="https://www.sixsistersstuff.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sixsistersstuff.com/</a>, Instant Pot meals, quick to-go snacks and meals, Bestie loves tacos, Cass loves pizza rolls, don't clean your Ninja Foodie with soap and water, spaghetti hotdogs, and 3-ingredient cocktails. Visit Lake City Social in Lake Geneva for the best Old Fashioned. Also, Meredith has a fun travel story.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The quick recipe episode and Bestie is here! We borrowed some 3-ingredient recipe ideas from our listeners and <a href="https://www.sixsistersstuff.com/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.sixsistersstuff.com/</a>, Instant Pot meals, quick to-go snacks and meals, Bestie loves tacos, Cass loves pizza rolls, don't clean your Ninja Foodie with soap and water, spaghetti hotdogs, and 3-ingredient cocktails. Visit Lake City Social in Lake Geneva for the best Old Fashioned. Also, Meredith has a fun travel story.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/corn-beef-and-cabbage]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aa32df06-73a6-4cee-a21d-60ac0774ed81</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/788a724b-df16-4cbd-b6a8-0ae3dec9777e/16-23-6-52-PM.mp3" length="55251823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>104</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>104</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The quick recipe episode and Bestie is here! We borrowed some 3-ingredient recipe ideas from our listeners and https://www.sixsistersstuff.com/, Instant Pot meals, quick to-go snacks and meals, Bestie loves tacos, Cass loves pizza rolls, don&apos;t clean your Ninja Foodie with soap and water, spaghetti hotdogs, and 3-ingredient cocktails. Visit Lake City Social in Lake Geneva for the best Old Fashioned. Also, Meredith has a fun travel story.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Big Rats, Small Cities</title><itunes:title>Big Rats, Small Cities</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We are back from a quick break! We talk about spell check and how it's ruining us, 'price' check, reply all, do not put emotion to text or emails, 4DX movies, The 10 most lucrative tourist attractions in the world from smallcurrencyexchange.com, Top Tourist Attractions in the US from touropia.com, we are planning a trip to Dubai, the large rat on the road, Cass teaches us about Skinwalkers, we do not like caverns, Meredith talks Prison Break &amp; actor William Fichtner, using  stage hands</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are back from a quick break! We talk about spell check and how it's ruining us, 'price' check, reply all, do not put emotion to text or emails, 4DX movies, The 10 most lucrative tourist attractions in the world from smallcurrencyexchange.com, Top Tourist Attractions in the US from touropia.com, we are planning a trip to Dubai, the large rat on the road, Cass teaches us about Skinwalkers, we do not like caverns, Meredith talks Prison Break &amp; actor William Fichtner, using  stage hands</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/big-rats-small-cities]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5db85377-6ff3-4de5-9e6d-bf08f4b7b7d8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0d8d9f16-6e62-44ec-89ae-a4e286ed3073/8-23-4-20-PM.mp3" length="69589913" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>103</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We are back from a quick break! We talk about spell check and how it&apos;s ruining us, &apos;price&apos; check, reply all, do not put emotion to text or emails, 4DX movies, The 10 most lucrative tourist attractions in the world from smallcurrencyexchange.com, Top Tourist Attractions in the US from touropia.com, we are planning a trip to Dubai, the large rat on the road, Cass teaches us about Skinwalkers, we do not like caverns, Meredith talks Prison Break &amp; actor William Fichtner, using  stage hands</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Come Get Your Lemonade</title><itunes:title>Come Get Your Lemonade</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The history of lemonade stands from ehow.com, cash business, 'stand' means ready-to-act, blocked out childhood, selling candy and Girl Scouts Cookies, how to run a lemonade stand from wikihow.com, mentalfloss.com shares a dark story of a lemonade stand in Western Springs, IL, the history of food trucks and the most popular food to find at food trucks</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The history of lemonade stands from ehow.com, cash business, 'stand' means ready-to-act, blocked out childhood, selling candy and Girl Scouts Cookies, how to run a lemonade stand from wikihow.com, mentalfloss.com shares a dark story of a lemonade stand in Western Springs, IL, the history of food trucks and the most popular food to find at food trucks</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/come-get-your-lemonade]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e9799437-2583-4967-9849-bdc4b254b9cd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/10268685-a848-41a7-b385-206ce6ab6f67/23-23-7-14-PM.mp3" length="50510912" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>35:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>102</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The history of lemonade stands from ehow.com, cash business, &apos;stand&apos; means ready-to-act, blocked out childhood, selling candy and Girl Scouts Cookies, how to run a lemonade stand from wikihow.com, mentalfloss.com shares a dark story of a lemonade stand in Western Springs, IL, the history of food trucks and the most popular food to find at food trucks</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Blue Moods and Odd Foods</title><itunes:title>Blue Moods and Odd Foods</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We recorded this in January when we didn't have sun for weeks. It made us cranky. Also, kid-free Tok, Cass is good with kids, the grandparent clause, don't use your children as excuses, parenting 101 from a retail podcast, Judge Judys, unique foods to try, ethnic aisles are expanding, overnight chia pudding, our favorite jelly for P&amp;Js, he licked the ketchup cap, the most unique food in history from history.com, the black chicken, red honey. We are on IMDB. You may not want to eat during this episode! </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We recorded this in January when we didn't have sun for weeks. It made us cranky. Also, kid-free Tok, Cass is good with kids, the grandparent clause, don't use your children as excuses, parenting 101 from a retail podcast, Judge Judys, unique foods to try, ethnic aisles are expanding, overnight chia pudding, our favorite jelly for P&amp;Js, he licked the ketchup cap, the most unique food in history from history.com, the black chicken, red honey. We are on IMDB. You may not want to eat during this episode! </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/blue-moods-and-odd-foods]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">978b9ca2-58f4-486e-a25b-86b253c1ec78</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/07687047-fb41-4c26-9b38-45cae172d9fa/16-23-8-10-PM.mp3" length="55251823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>101</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>101</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We recorded this in January when we didn&apos;t have sun for weeks. It made us cranky. Also, kid-free Tok, Cass is good with kids, the grandparent clause, don&apos;t use your children as excuses, parenting 101 from a retail podcast, Judge Judys, unique foods to try, ethnic aisles are expanding, overnight chia pudding, our favorite jelly for P&amp;Js, he licked the ketchup cap, the most unique food in history from history.com, the black chicken, red honey. You may not want to eat during this episode!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Our 100th Episode</title><itunes:title>Our 100th Episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy 100th episode to us! What an amazing adventure so far! We talk about current news, birthdays, Save and Redeem coupons, wooden and copper coins, boxtops for America's schools, 100th day of school,  spirit week at school, history of loyalty programs, Camel Bucks, Marlboro and Newport swag, reasons why we need these loyalty programs, Subway's punch cards, free pizzas, stamp books, the Monopoly game at Jewel, Betty Crocker coupon catalog, airline miles, Spangler candy, Tootsie Roll Pops, DumDum save wraps, Great America and Coca Cola cans, buy some merchandise at <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238688396985426611" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238688396985426611</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy 100th episode to us! What an amazing adventure so far! We talk about current news, birthdays, Save and Redeem coupons, wooden and copper coins, boxtops for America's schools, 100th day of school,  spirit week at school, history of loyalty programs, Camel Bucks, Marlboro and Newport swag, reasons why we need these loyalty programs, Subway's punch cards, free pizzas, stamp books, the Monopoly game at Jewel, Betty Crocker coupon catalog, airline miles, Spangler candy, Tootsie Roll Pops, DumDum save wraps, Great America and Coca Cola cans, buy some merchandise at <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238688396985426611" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238688396985426611</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/our-100th-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">952a7f80-5e3a-49fc-bd46-1c8a7f8d6704</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e710e320-a2fe-48bd-b579-f4bc727b5f4a/9-23-6-26-PM.mp3" length="55216087" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>38:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>100</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>100</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Happy 100th episode to us! What an amazing adventure so far! We talk about current news, birthdays, Save and Redeem coupons, wooden and copper coins, boxtops for America&apos;s schools, 100th day of school,  spirit week at school, history of loyalty programs, Camel Bucks, Marlboro and Newport swag, reasons why we need these loyalty programs, Subway&apos;s punch cards, free pizzas, stamp books, the Monopoly game at Jewel, Betty Crocker coupon catalog, airline miles, Spangler candy, Tootsie Roll Pops, DumDum save wraps, Great America and Coca Cola cans, buy some merchandise at https://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238688396985426611</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Can&apos;t You Just Slap a Label On It?</title><itunes:title>Can&apos;t You Just Slap a Label On It?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The lovely Lauren is here from pharmacy! What a fun interview! She has worked in pharmacy for 8 years, is super insightful and shares what goes on behind the pharmacy counter. We talk about the pharmacy tech tests, pain pills, sleeping customers, those that write their own scripts, processes on how to handle fake scripts, theft, keeping most of the cold medications behind the counter, when pills change, looking for the yellow ones, central fill center, giving vaccines</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The lovely Lauren is here from pharmacy! What a fun interview! She has worked in pharmacy for 8 years, is super insightful and shares what goes on behind the pharmacy counter. We talk about the pharmacy tech tests, pain pills, sleeping customers, those that write their own scripts, processes on how to handle fake scripts, theft, keeping most of the cold medications behind the counter, when pills change, looking for the yellow ones, central fill center, giving vaccines</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cant-you-just-slap-a-label-on-it]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">65459001-1563-4792-89ca-caf92e0167e3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a1031f94-33be-4980-bd33-0fa7e0edd452/Can-t-You-Just-Slap-a-Label-On-It.mp3" length="92786648" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>99</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>99</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The lovely Lauren is here from pharmacy! What a fun interview! She has worked in pharmacy for 8 years, is super insightful and shares what goes on behind the pharmacy counter. We talk about the pharmacy tech tests, pain pills, sleeping customers, those that write their own scripts, processes on how to handle fake scripts, theft, keeping most of the cold medications behind the counter, when pills change, looking for the yellow ones, central fill center, giving vaccines</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Won&apos;t You Be My Realtor? Part 2</title><itunes:title>Won&apos;t You Be My Realtor? Part 2</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Jen's stories show how much she loves her job! So excited to share part 2 with you. </p><p>Keeping the furniture with the house, animals buried in the backyard, realtor.com and quizony.com tell us if Cass would make a great realtor, strange requests from buyers, south facing front doors, real estate agent safety, avoiding murder, and modern farm house</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jen's stories show how much she loves her job! So excited to share part 2 with you. </p><p>Keeping the furniture with the house, animals buried in the backyard, realtor.com and quizony.com tell us if Cass would make a great realtor, strange requests from buyers, south facing front doors, real estate agent safety, avoiding murder, and modern farm house</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/wont-you-be-my-realtor-part-2]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">55f86dc2-2085-4a1a-be63-f5fa20748254</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/84867b3d-5675-4e6f-b6de-e45a7e7c52b8/26-23-6-10-PM.mp3" length="58278056" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>98</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>98</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Jen&apos;s stories show how much she loves her job! So excited to share part 2 with you. 

Keeping the furniture with the house, animals buried in the backyard, realtor.com and quizony.com tell us if Cass would make a great realtor, strange requests from buyers, south facing front doors, real estate agent safety, avoiding murder, and modern farm house</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Won&apos;t You Be My Realtor? Part 1</title><itunes:title>Won&apos;t You Be My Realtor? Part 1</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Realtor Jen Long is here and we talk about why she decided to join the real estate world, if the state and national tests are tough, how she loves victorian homes, and how she hit the ground running! We also borrow information from quizony.com and realtor.com, what can happen right before a closing, what not to do during the process of home buying, Jen uses her hands to talk, the heartaches of trying to buy a house, Jen shares what you need to do to buy a home, squatters, and what she found in a home!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Realtor Jen Long is here and we talk about why she decided to join the real estate world, if the state and national tests are tough, how she loves victorian homes, and how she hit the ground running! We also borrow information from quizony.com and realtor.com, what can happen right before a closing, what not to do during the process of home buying, Jen uses her hands to talk, the heartaches of trying to buy a house, Jen shares what you need to do to buy a home, squatters, and what she found in a home!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/wont-you-be-my-realtor-part-1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">faa92fac-216a-4a34-8209-82b180eee963</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/57d3ba2b-caf9-4ef6-9a8c-87d68b42aeb5/Won-t-You-Be-My-Realtor-Part-1.mp3" length="62420868" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>43:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>97</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>97</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Realtor Jen Long is here and we talk about why she decided to join the real estate world, if the state and national tests are tough, how she loves victorian homes, and how she hit the ground running! We also borrow information from quizony.com and realtor.com, what can happen right before a closing, what not to do during the process of home buying, Jen uses her hands to talk, the heartaches of trying to buy a house, Jen shares what you need to do to buy a home, squatters, and what she found in a home!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Bri&apos;s Getting Married!</title><itunes:title>Bri&apos;s Getting Married!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Bri unwraps her bridal survival kit and we talk about what NOT to do at a wedding from bestlifeonline.com</p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bri unwraps her bridal survival kit and we talk about what NOT to do at a wedding from bestlifeonline.com</p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy Merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/bris-getting-married]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3d65fbea-dc90-4684-84d6-72ae6c512209</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5ec8d3e9-26ff-40b1-9b58-21907f3a0be2/12-23-5-59-PM.mp3" length="57755816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>40:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>96</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>96</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>3rd times a charm! Bri unwraps her bridal survival kit and we talk about what NOT to do at a wedding from bestlifeonline.com
Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Live from the Clopen Studio! It&apos;s 2023!</title><itunes:title>Live from the Clopen Studio! It&apos;s 2023!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Our first live recording on Instagram! And we were on mute for the first 9 minutes! LOL</p><p>New year's superstitions from addapinch.com, Congrats to Brianna and Rob, Cass titles all of our episodes, cheers in our Christmas cups, stores we would want inside the grocery stores, why do we lose our thoughts!?, Poppy Cakes cookies are the best and Meredith does not share, we love all types of cake, restaurants we would love to see in the grocery stores, who uses checks anymore?, no one knows how to process checks and WIC at the register, check writers, Top 100 selling grocery items for 2023 from businesses.com (so many carbs and sugar!)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our first live recording on Instagram! And we were on mute for the first 9 minutes! LOL</p><p>New year's superstitions from addapinch.com, Congrats to Brianna and Rob, Cass titles all of our episodes, cheers in our Christmas cups, stores we would want inside the grocery stores, why do we lose our thoughts!?, Poppy Cakes cookies are the best and Meredith does not share, we love all types of cake, restaurants we would love to see in the grocery stores, who uses checks anymore?, no one knows how to process checks and WIC at the register, check writers, Top 100 selling grocery items for 2023 from businesses.com (so many carbs and sugar!)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/live-from-the-clopen-studio-its-2023]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c8b6b0d5-edb3-44c9-9cf2-869993085a8d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6740ef19-4016-41ef-b5ea-c2aa6cb73a0c/4-23-6-27-PM.mp3" length="44173187" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>30:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>95</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>95</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Our first live recording on Instagram! And we were on mute for the first 9 minutes! LOL
New year&apos;s superstitions from addapinch.com, Congrats to Brianna and Rob, Cass titles all of our episodes, cheers in our Christmas cups, stores we would want inside the grocery stores, why do we lose our thoughts!?, Poppy Cakes cookies are the best and Meredith does not share, we love all types of cake, restaurants we would love to see in the grocery stores, who uses checks anymore?, no one knows how to process checks and WIC at the register, check writers, Top 100 selling grocery items for 2023 from businesses.com (so many carbs and sugar!)</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Stop Blaming Your Farts on the Dog - Funny New Year&apos;s Resolutions</title><itunes:title>Stop Blaming Your Farts on the Dog - Funny New Year&apos;s Resolutions</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cass found herself in a tough neighborhood this week, letting people go, it's never Bob, we will be super successful in 2 years, New Year's resolutions, examples of funny resolutions from countryliving.com, we share our New Year's resolutions (hint: we don't have them), we love pasta</p><p>Google tells us that: Though medieval Christians attempted to replace January 1 with more religiously significant dates, Pope Gregory XIII created a revised calendar that officially established January 1 as New Year's Day in 1582. Google tells us that New Years took effect on&nbsp;January 1, 45 BC, by edict. The calendar became the predominant calendar in the Roman Empire and subsequently, most of the Western world for more than 1,600 years. The Roman calendar began the year on 1 January, and this remained the start of the year after the Julian reform. Google tells us: Why 12 months instead of 13? Why are there 12 months in the year?&nbsp;Julius Caesar's astronomers explained the need for 12 months in a year and the addition of a leap year to synchronize with the seasons. At the time, there were only ten months in the calendar, while there are just over 12 lunar cycles in a year</p><p>Fidget ring mentioned: https://www.etsy.com/Shop/Mywildflowerjewelry</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cass found herself in a tough neighborhood this week, letting people go, it's never Bob, we will be super successful in 2 years, New Year's resolutions, examples of funny resolutions from countryliving.com, we share our New Year's resolutions (hint: we don't have them), we love pasta</p><p>Google tells us that: Though medieval Christians attempted to replace January 1 with more religiously significant dates, Pope Gregory XIII created a revised calendar that officially established January 1 as New Year's Day in 1582. Google tells us that New Years took effect on&nbsp;January 1, 45 BC, by edict. The calendar became the predominant calendar in the Roman Empire and subsequently, most of the Western world for more than 1,600 years. The Roman calendar began the year on 1 January, and this remained the start of the year after the Julian reform. Google tells us: Why 12 months instead of 13? Why are there 12 months in the year?&nbsp;Julius Caesar's astronomers explained the need for 12 months in a year and the addition of a leap year to synchronize with the seasons. At the time, there were only ten months in the calendar, while there are just over 12 lunar cycles in a year</p><p>Fidget ring mentioned: https://www.etsy.com/Shop/Mywildflowerjewelry</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/stop-blaming-your-farts-on-the-dog-funny-new-years-resolutions]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3f53764f-dd42-409c-8487-69980800f9a8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ee97d7c3-096c-444f-913c-b56e44a8bd61/29-22-4-40-PM.mp3" length="69732228" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:25</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>94</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Cass found herself in a tough neighborhood this week, letting people go, it&apos;s never Bob, we will be super successful in 2 years, New Year&apos;s resolutions, examples of funny resolutions from countryliving.com, we share our New Year&apos;s resolutions (hint: we don&apos;t have them), we love pasta

Google tells us that: Though medieval Christians attempted to replace January 1 with more religiously significant dates, Pope Gregory XIII created a revised calendar that officially established January 1 as New Year&apos;s Day in 1582. Google tells us that New Years took effect on January 1, 45 BC, by edict. The calendar became the predominant calendar in the Roman Empire and subsequently, most of the Western world for more than 1,600 years. The Roman calendar began the year on 1 January, and this remained the start of the year after the Julian reform. Google tells us: Why 12 months instead of 13? Why are there 12 months in the year? Julius Caesar&apos;s astronomers explained the need for 12 months in a year and the addition of a leap year to synchronize with the seasons. At the time, there were only ten months in the calendar, while there are just over 12 lunar cycles in a year.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Just the Tip</title><itunes:title>Just the Tip</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We’re talking about cash and digital tipping, tipping etiquette, who to tip, how much to tip, and those that fight over it.  Also, what to do when you can't accept tips, cashiers without a filter and paying it forward at Olive Garden.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We’re talking about cash and digital tipping, tipping etiquette, who to tip, how much to tip, and those that fight over it.  Also, what to do when you can't accept tips, cashiers without a filter and paying it forward at Olive Garden.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/just-the-tip]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1aaaa204-60b5-4d67-a571-9c38564e969f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2022 20:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/45ec0e5b-d0fb-4cb5-861e-574b2ee351af/22-22-7-27-PM.mp3" length="75938295" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>93</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We’re talking about cash and digital tipping, tipping etiquette, who to tip, how much to tip, and those that fight over it.  Also, what to do when you can&apos;t accept tips, cashiers without a filter and paying it forward at Olive Garden.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Back to our Retail Roots</title><itunes:title>Back to our Retail Roots</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The customer is always right unless they are wrong, stories of bakery, grocery, and baking aisles, Cass and the Yes manager, Meredith has an itch, customers don't listen, Cass listens to a customer complain about her on the phone, how we handle customer complaints and customers that insult us. Some info borrowed from cheezburger.com and deputy.com. Cass talks about their new puppy, Nicky!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The customer is always right unless they are wrong, stories of bakery, grocery, and baking aisles, Cass and the Yes manager, Meredith has an itch, customers don't listen, Cass listens to a customer complain about her on the phone, how we handle customer complaints and customers that insult us. Some info borrowed from cheezburger.com and deputy.com. Cass talks about their new puppy, Nicky!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/back-to-our-retail-roots]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5b2b63c5-24b0-4d27-bdb1-02a4f3aa3c9f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2f7a0d8e-6490-4068-a539-0a6084550417/15-22-7-04-PM.mp3" length="75723882" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:35</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>92</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The customer is always right unless they are wrong, stories of bakery, grocery, and baking aisles, Cass and the Yes manager, Meredith has an itch, customers don&apos;t listen, Cass listens to a customer complain about her on the phone, how we handle customer complaints and customers that insult us. Some info borrowed from cheezburger.com and deputy.com. Cass talks about their new puppy, Nicky!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Carrot Cake to Keto to CrossFit</title><itunes:title>Carrot Cake to Keto to CrossFit</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We know nothing about diets but we're going to talk about them anyway! The most popular food fad the year you were born from mashed.com and the most popular diets from the past years from businessinsider.com. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We know nothing about diets but we're going to talk about them anyway! The most popular food fad the year you were born from mashed.com and the most popular diets from the past years from businessinsider.com. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/carrot-cake-to-keto-to-crossfit]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">07924196-01a2-4137-a134-2942ba6716d4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/67d3c3c4-6223-42c1-9da2-96106782e503/30-22-7-48-PM.mp3" length="77850458" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>54:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>91</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We know nothing about diets but we&apos;re going to talk about them anyway! 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We also talk Amazon's best sellers for 2022, the Top 12 Trends You’ll See Everywhere in 2022 from <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpurewow.com%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR3g813QMpjsFm0AhTa43LrhEaEtll80fSZrCf-MNsm1QreVToE54LzrUf4&amp;h=AT162iA8vu6CGo-RrObX_4Z9DITLY0rtZErjZ0yanI73YklU4N-E3AoNAHlT8ERnoc9xVfBDWV_t5j3yzoMyi_kN6otvgzU2GvGFDEQT1OoqElRwl2Xx1ajcus_nxY39TPQ8T9925OEORKGoAYLlMdw&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT28PwOpIe7NLkGambj9i-ufXtrLvO2G2-l8PhPKqUF_kvmkzmpjhX9OlhXXq1sWDhTsFR6iWIM-cEtU1tCpTgW_U6Xs1qepIt_9dUvJmFyndITx-60DQZZlFTPV35uJ6MniWmN3Jbt_1Am9z4MSVtaTDIjEeg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">purewow.com</a>, Wednesday 11/23 was Espresso Day, Small Business Saturday, Bonfire, Zazzle, and all the links below </p><p>Espresso Day: <a href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect?fbclid=IwAR2SBJApZDUVcKlDZme1cr7EpXDE4JfTOQ6ANvtapqf_jK1RuUFAyqwcqsk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Patreon link: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=76287488&amp;fbclid=IwAR3jmu5PwfOd5PkvuVtAcZxdlS0mMNbzuoTdGzYXe5UuNuHPoLjkKyJ2C0Q" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=76287488</a></p><p>Bonfire link: <a href="https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/?fbclid=IwAR2XKwXIBdpandUhXMEgwbpu-uuLoXvW_h1tyCHouYmIBzbq58Or6eFf8G8" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</a></p><p>Zazzle link: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect?fbclid=IwAR2ZIN4D_7DnwU0s-LR4Ai8Ta5puFWZJN2YYGPNsKsz_4NDv9jI_DCDWdFI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Celebrating Episode 90 on Black Friday!</p><p>Julia is here! We share our best and worst gifts ever received. We also talk Amazon's best sellers for 2022, the Top 12 Trends You’ll See Everywhere in 2022 from <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpurewow.com%2F%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR3g813QMpjsFm0AhTa43LrhEaEtll80fSZrCf-MNsm1QreVToE54LzrUf4&amp;h=AT162iA8vu6CGo-RrObX_4Z9DITLY0rtZErjZ0yanI73YklU4N-E3AoNAHlT8ERnoc9xVfBDWV_t5j3yzoMyi_kN6otvgzU2GvGFDEQT1OoqElRwl2Xx1ajcus_nxY39TPQ8T9925OEORKGoAYLlMdw&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT28PwOpIe7NLkGambj9i-ufXtrLvO2G2-l8PhPKqUF_kvmkzmpjhX9OlhXXq1sWDhTsFR6iWIM-cEtU1tCpTgW_U6Xs1qepIt_9dUvJmFyndITx-60DQZZlFTPV35uJ6MniWmN3Jbt_1Am9z4MSVtaTDIjEeg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">purewow.com</a>, Wednesday 11/23 was Espresso Day, Small Business Saturday, Bonfire, Zazzle, and all the links below </p><p>Espresso Day: <a href="https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect?fbclid=IwAR2SBJApZDUVcKlDZme1cr7EpXDE4JfTOQ6ANvtapqf_jK1RuUFAyqwcqsk" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Patreon link: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=76287488&amp;fbclid=IwAR3jmu5PwfOd5PkvuVtAcZxdlS0mMNbzuoTdGzYXe5UuNuHPoLjkKyJ2C0Q" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=76287488</a></p><p>Bonfire link: <a href="https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/?fbclid=IwAR2XKwXIBdpandUhXMEgwbpu-uuLoXvW_h1tyCHouYmIBzbq58Or6eFf8G8" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</a></p><p>Zazzle link: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect?fbclid=IwAR2ZIN4D_7DnwU0s-LR4Ai8Ta5puFWZJN2YYGPNsKsz_4NDv9jI_DCDWdFI" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/have-a-very-trendy-holiday]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9532501f-291e-44ac-b9f3-231e4227626c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/58bd3649-cbd3-4356-b11e-0cb98d14f203/Have-20a-20Very-20Trendy-20Holiday-20-2011-24-22-208-48-20PM.mp3" length="77436051" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>90</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Julia is here! We share our best and worst gifts ever received. We also talk Amazon&apos;s best sellers for 2022, the Top 12 Trends You’ll See Everywhere in 2022 from purewow.com, Wednesday 11/23 was Espresso Day, Small Business Saturday, Bonfire, Zazzle, and all the links below 
Espresso Day: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect
Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=76287488
Bonfire link: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/
Zazzle link: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>If you got time to lean, you got time to clean...</title><itunes:title>If you got time to lean, you got time to clean...</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>...if you got time to rhyme, you got time to shut the f*** up! Chores and how we hate them. Also, the top 10 most boring chores from madrock1025.com, lots of Thanksgiving talk and all the food.</p><p>Happy Thanksgiving to all! We appreciate you and thank you for all the support. Much love.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>...if you got time to rhyme, you got time to shut the f*** up! Chores and how we hate them. Also, the top 10 most boring chores from madrock1025.com, lots of Thanksgiving talk and all the food.</p><p>Happy Thanksgiving to all! We appreciate you and thank you for all the support. Much love.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/if-you-got-time-to-lean-you-got-time-to-clean-]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bc65652b-f253-4cfe-804b-3850fd68cb18</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0a00b0bd-a314-4079-a428-3ba2c8011d6f/If-20you-20have-20time-20to-20lean-20you-20have-20time-20to-20c.mp3" length="84050883" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:22</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>89</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>...if you got time to rhyme, you got time to shut the f*** up! Chores and how we hate them. Also, the top 10 most boring chores from madrock1025.com, lots of Thanksgiving talk and all the food.
Happy Thanksgiving to all! We appreciate you and thank you for all the support. Much love.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Cass is Back! An unedited episode</title><itunes:title>Cass is Back! An unedited episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We are back and have so much to share! We talk about Cass' 4th time having Covid, dog bites, Thanksgiving recipes, team work and jobs that can be done alone, Happy Birthday Bestie!, Meredith's fish stories and Cass shares a couple recipes</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are back and have so much to share! We talk about Cass' 4th time having Covid, dog bites, Thanksgiving recipes, team work and jobs that can be done alone, Happy Birthday Bestie!, Meredith's fish stories and Cass shares a couple recipes</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cass-is-back-unedited-version]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4f5c8afa-7fe6-4226-b386-893853141b86</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f62ffc0f-2156-46a9-8c89-21afa1fc66ac/Cass-20is-20Back-20-2011-10-22-208-12-20PM.mp3" length="85971196" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>88</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We are back and have so much to share! We talk about Cass&apos; 4th time having Covid, dog bites, Thanksgiving recipes, team work and jobs that can be done alone, Happy Birthday Bestie!, Meredith&apos;s fish stories and Cass shares a couple recipes</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Do You REALLY Need That!?</title><itunes:title>Do You REALLY Need That!?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith loves the check lane candy and Cass loves a sale on clothes. We both love great deals, Meredith has weird dreams, and Cass never wears her funeral shoes. Also, 15ish most common impulse buys from mageworx.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith loves the check lane candy and Cass loves a sale on clothes. We both love great deals, Meredith has weird dreams, and Cass never wears her funeral shoes. Also, 15ish most common impulse buys from mageworx.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/do-you-really-need-that]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b02d72f5-0318-4f2f-b1d5-cf655423aa75</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7a2521ae-b2e5-47c8-97c6-f77955542798/Do-20You-20REALLY-20Need-20That.mp3" length="98051053" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>87</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Meredith loves the check lane candy and Cass loves a sale on clothes. We both love great deals, Meredith has weird dreams, and Cass never wears her funeral shoes. Also, 15ish most common impulse buys from mageworx.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Drew&apos;s Packing</title><itunes:title>Drew&apos;s Packing</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Meredith's birthday celebration, the escape room, the fart, Drew is here and he brought treats!, Halloween in Mexico, England and Ireland, Drew's new amazing job, the original Karen?, Drew has some bad jokes for us, the human brain remembers everything, Meredith still doesn't know movies, the process of feeding the world, food waste, our favorite Halloween traditions </p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meredith's birthday celebration, the escape room, the fart, Drew is here and he brought treats!, Halloween in Mexico, England and Ireland, Drew's new amazing job, the original Karen?, Drew has some bad jokes for us, the human brain remembers everything, Meredith still doesn't know movies, the process of feeding the world, food waste, our favorite Halloween traditions </p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/drews-packing]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7ae0cbd2-8341-4d2d-bc2d-8ff6b44ece1f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e183e0a7-d8b3-4657-9b16-fffa5e56ac0f/Drew-27s-20Packing-20-2010-20-22-207-36-20PM.mp3" length="93699470" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>86</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Meredith&apos;s birthday celebration, the escape room, the fart, Drew is here and he brought treats!, Halloween in Mexico, England and Ireland, Drew&apos;s new amazing job, the original Karen?, Drew has some bad jokes for us, the human brain remembers everything, Meredith still doesn&apos;t know movies, the process of feeding the world, food waste, our favorite Halloween traditions</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Show Us Your Candy Corn Fangs</title><itunes:title>Show Us Your Candy Corn Fangs</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>So much candy! We share the most popular Halloween candy in every state, 31 of the best Halloween candy for 2022, customers that want a 40 pound bag of candy for the price of a 5 pound bag and the customer service return bin during Halloween</p><p>Information borrowed from thrilllist.com and thekrazycouponlady.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So much candy! We share the most popular Halloween candy in every state, 31 of the best Halloween candy for 2022, customers that want a 40 pound bag of candy for the price of a 5 pound bag and the customer service return bin during Halloween</p><p>Information borrowed from thrilllist.com and thekrazycouponlady.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/show-us-your-candy-corn-fangs]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0daf281a-d9a8-4355-9b0f-4b089b6a4590</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/30f49b68-976a-4510-80e2-9c05853f7099/Show-20Us-20Your-20Candy-20Corn-20Fangs-20-2010-6-22-209-15-20PM.mp3" length="80289877" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>85</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>So much candy! We share the most popular Halloween candy in every state, 31 of the best Halloween candy for 2022, customers that want a 40 pound bag of candy for the price of a 5 pound bag and the customer service return bin during Halloween
Information borrowed from thrilllist.com and thekrazycouponlady.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Cut Pizza, Not People - Spooky Szn 1</title><itunes:title>Cut Pizza, Not People - Spooky Szn 1</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>First, sending our love to all those impacted by the Florida hurricane. </p><p>Second, It's spooky season - Abandon places and fast food restaurant murders! The Titanic has to be the most talked about abandoned ship, The Chicken Church, Pripyat was the city most affected by the&nbsp;Chernobyl&nbsp;nuclear disaster in 1986, The Dome Homes, City Methodist Church, Ponyhenge, Łapalice Castle, Beelitz-Heilstätten Hospital, Canfranc International Railway Station, Kennecott, Power Plant IM - Charleroi, Brown's Chicken murders, Burger Chef murders, Domino's pizza delivery driver Nathan Leon, Denny's owner Cyrus Salehi, Pizza Hut delivery driver Hasan Rahman, the killing spree of dishwasher Paul Dennis Reid Jr., Domino's pizza driver Sherry Eyerly, Five Wendy's employees died after being shot execution-style during a robbery in Queens, Brown's Chicken</p><p>Borrowed info from cntraveler.com and businessinsider.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First, sending our love to all those impacted by the Florida hurricane. </p><p>Second, It's spooky season - Abandon places and fast food restaurant murders! The Titanic has to be the most talked about abandoned ship, The Chicken Church, Pripyat was the city most affected by the&nbsp;Chernobyl&nbsp;nuclear disaster in 1986, The Dome Homes, City Methodist Church, Ponyhenge, Łapalice Castle, Beelitz-Heilstätten Hospital, Canfranc International Railway Station, Kennecott, Power Plant IM - Charleroi, Brown's Chicken murders, Burger Chef murders, Domino's pizza delivery driver Nathan Leon, Denny's owner Cyrus Salehi, Pizza Hut delivery driver Hasan Rahman, the killing spree of dishwasher Paul Dennis Reid Jr., Domino's pizza driver Sherry Eyerly, Five Wendy's employees died after being shot execution-style during a robbery in Queens, Brown's Chicken</p><p>Borrowed info from cntraveler.com and businessinsider.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cut-pizza-not-people-spooky-szn-1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e1e24667-32eb-4f53-a244-722a597f329a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/404c34ae-8e47-4aaa-95fd-7d178f373f2b/Cut-20Pizza-20Not-20People-20-20Spooky-20Season-201-20-209-29-2.mp3" length="69182402" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>48:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>84</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>First, sending our love to all those impacted by the Florida hurricane. 
Second, It&apos;s spooky season - Abandon places and fast food restaurant murders! The Titanic has to be the most talked about abandoned ship, The Chicken Church, Pripyat was the city most affected by the Chernobyl nuclear disaster in 1986, The Dome Homes, City Methodist Church, Ponyhenge, Łapalice Castle, Beelitz-Heilstätten Hospital, Canfranc International Railway Station, Kennecott, Power Plant IM - Charleroi, Brown&apos;s Chicken murders, Burger Chef murders, Domino&apos;s pizza delivery driver Nathan Leon, Denny&apos;s owner Cyrus Salehi, Pizza Hut delivery driver Hasan Rahman, the killing spree of dishwasher Paul Dennis Reid Jr., Domino&apos;s pizza driver Sherry Eyerly, Five Wendy&apos;s employees died after being shot execution-style during a robbery in Queens, Brown&apos;s Chicken
Borrowed info from cntraveler.com and businessinsider.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>MLM = Meredith Loves Multilevel Marketing</title><itunes:title>MLM = Meredith Loves Multilevel Marketing</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Celebrating over 10,000 listeners this week! Also, a very small percent of people are successful in MLM businesses but that small percent seem to love it! Meredith loves to buy from her friends, she tried selling perfume once, and Cass is not really a fan of MLMs.</p><p>Information borrowed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multi-level_marketing_companies and all business.com</p><p>Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Celebrating over 10,000 listeners this week! Also, a very small percent of people are successful in MLM businesses but that small percent seem to love it! Meredith loves to buy from her friends, she tried selling perfume once, and Cass is not really a fan of MLMs.</p><p>Information borrowed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multi-level_marketing_companies and all business.com</p><p>Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/mlm-meredith-loves-multilevel-marketing]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0156b66d-e92b-47c3-b5d9-84d8d5d33b0c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/800e48c1-46cb-4c3b-bec6-013971dfc3bf/MLM-20-20Meredith-20Loves-20Multilevel-20Marketing-20-209-22-22.mp3" length="88606220" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>83</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Celebrating over 10,000 listeners this week! Also, a very small percent of people are successful in MLM businesses but that small percent seem to love it! Meredith loves to buy from her friends, she tried selling perfume once, and Cass is not really a fan of MLMs.
Information borrowed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multi-level_marketing_companies and all business.com
Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Whole Kit and Caboodle with Katie</title><itunes:title>The Whole Kit and Caboodle with Katie</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Katie, owner of Kit and Caboodle Market is here! We talk about her past life as a probation officer and a counselor, her current life working at MBI HR and her successful gifting business! She hosts the Crafts and Cocktails Maker's Market show and really appreciates good organic wine. Please visit her website here: https://kitandcaboodlemarket.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Katie, owner of Kit and Caboodle Market is here! We talk about her past life as a probation officer and a counselor, her current life working at MBI HR and her successful gifting business! She hosts the Crafts and Cocktails Maker's Market show and really appreciates good organic wine. Please visit her website here: https://kitandcaboodlemarket.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-whole-kit-and-caboodle-with-katie]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ea1bdb48-b3d0-4088-bec9-d939f800ad42</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/580db119-29d0-47c8-a409-e8c6cdb0f0de/The-20Whole-20Kit-20and-20Caboodle-20with-20Katie-20-209-15-22-.mp3" length="109846279" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:16:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>82</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Katie, owner of Kit and Caboodle Market is here! We talk about her past life as a probation officer and a counselor, her current life working at MBI HR and her successful gifting business! She hosts the Crafts and Cocktails Maker&apos;s Market show and really appreciates good organic wine. Please visit her website here: https://kitandcaboodlemarket.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Author Dana Goldstein - Spent</title><itunes:title>Author Dana Goldstein - Spent</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Phone Interview! </p><p>We talked with Dana Goldstein on her third memoir 'Spent - My Accidental Career in Retail'. Dana is an amazing storyteller and understands the retail world. Please click the link to buy her book or listen on audible!</p><p>Dana's website: http://danagoldstein.ca/books/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Phone Interview! </p><p>We talked with Dana Goldstein on her third memoir 'Spent - My Accidental Career in Retail'. Dana is an amazing storyteller and understands the retail world. Please click the link to buy her book or listen on audible!</p><p>Dana's website: http://danagoldstein.ca/books/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/author-dana-goldstein-spent]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d1d60d44-0639-49ef-b2a4-e3038af29349</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c74e6a8c-a9fe-4388-865d-b6d92c8dfe4e/Author-20Dana-20Goldstein-20-20Spent-20-209-7-22-209-09-20PM.mp3" length="107506543" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>81</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Phone Interview! 
We talked with Dana Goldstein on her third memoir &apos;Spent - My Accidental Career in Retail&apos;. Dana is an amazing storyteller and understands the retail world. Please click the link to buy her book or listen on audible!
Dana&apos;s website: http://danagoldstein.ca/books/</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Left at the Light - Matt Nelson</title><itunes:title>Left at the Light - Matt Nelson</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy 80th episode to us! </p><p>We were so fortunate to sit down and talk with Matt Nelson from Left at the Light Podcast! We talk all about Matt, the podcast, McHenry County Living, Truck Off Festival, rate all those creative business names out there, Meredith can't say Oregon and Cass has a great Johnny story.</p><p>Left at the Light: https://anchor.fm/leftatthelightpod</p><p>Truck Off Festival: https://www.truckoff.net</p><p>22 Creative restaurant names: https://upserve.com/restaurant-insider/creative-restaurant-names/</p><p>25 Most ridiculous business names: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-25-most-ridiculous-business-names-ever_b_5924663ae4b0b28a33f62fd9</p><p>15 Genius hacks for creative business names: https://designbro.com/blog/inspiration/business-names/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy 80th episode to us! </p><p>We were so fortunate to sit down and talk with Matt Nelson from Left at the Light Podcast! We talk all about Matt, the podcast, McHenry County Living, Truck Off Festival, rate all those creative business names out there, Meredith can't say Oregon and Cass has a great Johnny story.</p><p>Left at the Light: https://anchor.fm/leftatthelightpod</p><p>Truck Off Festival: https://www.truckoff.net</p><p>22 Creative restaurant names: https://upserve.com/restaurant-insider/creative-restaurant-names/</p><p>25 Most ridiculous business names: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-25-most-ridiculous-business-names-ever_b_5924663ae4b0b28a33f62fd9</p><p>15 Genius hacks for creative business names: https://designbro.com/blog/inspiration/business-names/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/left-at-the-light-matt-nelson]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3d2c5057-339e-4e53-ba94-8776d1aa50d2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0494d689-c640-49e2-9891-31133ad5471d/Left-20at-20the-20Light-20-20Matt-20Nelson-20-209-1-22-206-13-2.mp3" length="76598461" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:11</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>80</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Happy 80th episode to us! We were so fortunate to sit down and talk with Matt Nelson from Left at the Light Podcast! We talk all about Matt, the podcast, McHenry County Living, Truck Off Festival, rate all those creative business names out there, Meredith can&apos;t say Oregon and Cass has a great Johnny story.
Left at the Light: https://anchor.fm/leftatthelightpod
Truck Off Festival: https://www.truckoff.net
22 Creative restaurant names: https://upserve.com/restaurant-insider/creative-restaurant-names/
25 Most ridiculous business names: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-25-most-ridiculous-business-names-ever_b_5924663ae4b0b28a33f62fd9
15 Genius hacks for creative business names: https://designbro.com/blog/inspiration/business-names/</itunes:summary></item><item><title>100 Best Jobs in the US... Maybe</title><itunes:title>100 Best Jobs in the US... Maybe</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We talk through all the sayings we use while driving to the city and we discuss the ~100 best jobs in the US borrowed from: <a href="https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/rankings/the-100-best-jobs" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/rankings/the-100-best-jobs</a> - Degrees needed, salary, and how many jobs are available for each specific role</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We talk through all the sayings we use while driving to the city and we discuss the ~100 best jobs in the US borrowed from: <a href="https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/rankings/the-100-best-jobs" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/rankings/the-100-best-jobs</a> - Degrees needed, salary, and how many jobs are available for each specific role</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/100-best-jobs-in-the-us-maybe]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2f54a7ea-3bea-4ad6-9910-37153ab45da1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/79e12483-92b0-4b8a-8a7f-e8a513226762/100-20Best-20Jobs-20in-20the-20US-20Maybe-20-208-25-22-204-31-2.mp3" length="86546099" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>79</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We talk through all the sayings we use while driving to the city and we discuss the ~100 best jobs in the US borrowed from: https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/rankings/the-100-best-jobs - Degrees needed, salary, and how many jobs are available for each specific role</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Worst Jobs in the World</title><itunes:title>The Worst Jobs in the World</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We discuss the worst jobs in the world! Maybe you'll feel better about your career or maybe not.</p><p>Information borrowed from: https://allthatsinteresting.com/worlds-worst-jobs/3 &amp; https://www.careeraddict.com/worst-jobs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We discuss the worst jobs in the world! Maybe you'll feel better about your career or maybe not.</p><p>Information borrowed from: https://allthatsinteresting.com/worlds-worst-jobs/3 &amp; https://www.careeraddict.com/worst-jobs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-worst-jobs-in-the-world]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e9443190-be24-4c61-9128-12230fd411cd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a87f1d44-0c3e-46c7-a9d7-bb5b090ec2bf/The-20Worst-20Jobs-20in-20the-20World-20-208-18-22-208-06-20PM.mp3" length="97701221" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>78</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We discuss the worst jobs in the world! Maybe you&apos;ll feel better about your career or maybe not. 
Information borrowed from: https://allthatsinteresting.com/worlds-worst-jobs/3 &amp; https://www.careeraddict.com/worst-jobs</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Back 2 School with The Clopen Effect</title><itunes:title>Back 2 School with The Clopen Effect</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summer is over - School is starting!</p><p>Remember back-to-school shopping and all the fun things you'd buy? We  talk about the weirdest requests from teachers and the worst gifts to give!</p><p>AND Coming soon!</p><p>•Live event at <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2F_u%2Fpoppycakeslg%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0uFH8ywI-Y_GTzBG8Pj_x4i493sZuH5Kq8QW9p1sN1RighcsnO8KtRfuQ&amp;h=AT1lbTo48iyg8M--oIXUWii5b3x0HUPk-4Mf22PW0NIH8ly1oYRqEVlCL3751ifKqQQGo7twBJWBiAg-cbR-nTTw6LHYGD60vqhlZC_0Q8k5CT5f8xvUogsCsaSfkI3KfvBKuWz8Cpl2ni8TB4wutwU&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT2lsIGwx_GGOsCCA1dnJHLfYZZKOzM3H3EfPHNw4qJuBy2_f1lH1ZjFtYSoj3h-ONB1JH9jpVsq23qHcruzHHFdaAq-GYI-EfdEIQNE0Z-0m1t8nb_d4DoSHQbQcaZAmsKV4-IroLYnxWNhGLTatMY_YslaexpgXmEu_j43x_3PIvAEdNS_2W0t3JZX_jjbNt6bjKWc-Z8hgkgaSgnIW_Xr_Ny181KX" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@poppycakeslg</a> 8/20/22</p><p>•Collab with @twochickstalkinflicks </p><p>•Collab with @leftatthelightpod</p><p>•Interview with <a href="https://www.instagram.com/_u/authordanagoldstein?fbclid=IwAR0OF40sBIQZR5lU38WZtdR3_fqbaW0-RdcZ3TEFBg_VfJQ2QeT0rkwoRcw" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@authordanagoldstein</a> </p><p>•Interview with Katie, owner of <a href="https://www.instagram.com/_u/kit.and.caboodle.market?fbclid=IwAR3joE68r28xxt9U1BDmU6s3IfDLaQhiYrrtVVg66fivHH3mFjhFol9MOM8" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@kit.and.caboodle.market</a> </p><p>Mentioned: supermarket news.com, mom.com, getschoolsupply.com, Warrant</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Summer is over - School is starting!</p><p>Remember back-to-school shopping and all the fun things you'd buy? We  talk about the weirdest requests from teachers and the worst gifts to give!</p><p>AND Coming soon!</p><p>•Live event at <a href="https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2F_u%2Fpoppycakeslg%3Ffbclid%3DIwAR0uFH8ywI-Y_GTzBG8Pj_x4i493sZuH5Kq8QW9p1sN1RighcsnO8KtRfuQ&amp;h=AT1lbTo48iyg8M--oIXUWii5b3x0HUPk-4Mf22PW0NIH8ly1oYRqEVlCL3751ifKqQQGo7twBJWBiAg-cbR-nTTw6LHYGD60vqhlZC_0Q8k5CT5f8xvUogsCsaSfkI3KfvBKuWz8Cpl2ni8TB4wutwU&amp;__tn__=-UK-R&amp;c[0]=AT2lsIGwx_GGOsCCA1dnJHLfYZZKOzM3H3EfPHNw4qJuBy2_f1lH1ZjFtYSoj3h-ONB1JH9jpVsq23qHcruzHHFdaAq-GYI-EfdEIQNE0Z-0m1t8nb_d4DoSHQbQcaZAmsKV4-IroLYnxWNhGLTatMY_YslaexpgXmEu_j43x_3PIvAEdNS_2W0t3JZX_jjbNt6bjKWc-Z8hgkgaSgnIW_Xr_Ny181KX" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@poppycakeslg</a> 8/20/22</p><p>•Collab with @twochickstalkinflicks </p><p>•Collab with @leftatthelightpod</p><p>•Interview with <a href="https://www.instagram.com/_u/authordanagoldstein?fbclid=IwAR0OF40sBIQZR5lU38WZtdR3_fqbaW0-RdcZ3TEFBg_VfJQ2QeT0rkwoRcw" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@authordanagoldstein</a> </p><p>•Interview with Katie, owner of <a href="https://www.instagram.com/_u/kit.and.caboodle.market?fbclid=IwAR3joE68r28xxt9U1BDmU6s3IfDLaQhiYrrtVVg66fivHH3mFjhFol9MOM8" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@kit.and.caboodle.market</a> </p><p>Mentioned: supermarket news.com, mom.com, getschoolsupply.com, Warrant</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/back-2-school-with-the-clopen-effect]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0bffb2f2-530b-4bbc-a964-e1c56065db90</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6d5eb4ae-cbd6-488b-8433-c5125acd74a5/Back-202-20School-20-208-11-22-207-24-20PM.mp3" length="72324620" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>77</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Summer is over - School is starting!
Remember back-to-school shopping and all the fun things you&apos;d buy? We  talk about the weirdest requests from teachers and the worst gifts to give!
Also - Coming soon!
•Live event at @poppycakeslg 8/20/22
•Collab with @twochickstalkinflicks 
•Collab with @leftatthelightpod
•Interview with @authordanagoldstein 
•Interview with Katie, owner of @kit.and.caboodle.market
Mentioned: supermarket news.com, mom.com, getschoolsupply.com, Warrant</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Diamonds are a Girl&apos;s Best Friend - Studio D Jewelers</title><itunes:title>Diamonds are a Girl&apos;s Best Friend - Studio D Jewelers</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Tracy Gibson, manager of Studio D Jewelers is here! https://studiodjewelers.com</p><p>She brought us pasta and wine because Craig from&nbsp;Americano and PastaBar didn’t bring us any (LOL!), Tracy talks about where she's been, we asked many questions; most popular cuts &amp; stones, Meredith realizes she can’t pronounce ‘cubic zirconia’, Tracy shows us the most beautiful 5.19 carat diamond,&nbsp;jewelry is all about the stories, we talk about the strangest piece Tracy has ever seen, the most beautiful piece Tracy has ever seen,&nbsp; Meredith surprises Cass and Tracy with a diamond quiz from Tracy from https://www.capetowndiamondmuseum.org/diamond-quiz/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tracy Gibson, manager of Studio D Jewelers is here! https://studiodjewelers.com</p><p>She brought us pasta and wine because Craig from&nbsp;Americano and PastaBar didn’t bring us any (LOL!), Tracy talks about where she's been, we asked many questions; most popular cuts &amp; stones, Meredith realizes she can’t pronounce ‘cubic zirconia’, Tracy shows us the most beautiful 5.19 carat diamond,&nbsp;jewelry is all about the stories, we talk about the strangest piece Tracy has ever seen, the most beautiful piece Tracy has ever seen,&nbsp; Meredith surprises Cass and Tracy with a diamond quiz from Tracy from https://www.capetowndiamondmuseum.org/diamond-quiz/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/diamonds-are-a-girls-best-friend-studio-d-jewelers]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c629bf92-b70f-4411-b371-ffc4a7c2fb74</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4d5fe778-8f93-41d4-bd96-c39a3509ff57/Diamond-27s-20are-20a-20Girl-27s-20Best-20Friend-20-20Studio-20.mp3" length="96454239" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:59</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>76</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Tracy Gibson, manager of Studio D Jewelers is here! https://studiodjewelers.com
She brought us pasta and wine because Craig from Americano and PastaBar didn’t bring us any (LOL!), Tracy talks about where she&apos;s been, we asked many questions; most popular cuts &amp; stones, Meredith realizes she can’t pronounce ‘cubic zirconia’, Tracy shows us the most beautiful 5.19 carat diamond, jewelry is all about the stories, we talk about the strangest piece Tracy has ever seen, the most beautiful piece Tracy has ever seen,  Meredith surprises Cass and Tracy with a diamond quiz from Tracy from https://www.capetowndiamondmuseum.org/diamond-quiz/</itunes:summary></item><item><title>How Hot is that Doggy in the Window?</title><itunes:title>How Hot is that Doggy in the Window?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Do not leave your pets in hot cars! This episode shares why you shouldn't. Information borrowed from https://franklinpet.com/the-facts-about-dogs-in-hot-cars/</p><p><strong>5 Alternatives to leaving your pet in the car</strong></p><ul><li>Use a drive-thru for errands when available</li><li>Bring a friend who can play with your pet outside while you run your errand</li><li>Shop at pet-friendly stores where your pet is welcome to browse with you</li><li>Eat at an outdoor café where your pet can sit with you</li><li>Leave your pet at home where it’s cool and safe</li></ul><br/><p>Also introducing our friends at Two Chicks Talkin Flicks Podcast: A Film Review Podcast - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1326058</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do not leave your pets in hot cars! This episode shares why you shouldn't. Information borrowed from https://franklinpet.com/the-facts-about-dogs-in-hot-cars/</p><p><strong>5 Alternatives to leaving your pet in the car</strong></p><ul><li>Use a drive-thru for errands when available</li><li>Bring a friend who can play with your pet outside while you run your errand</li><li>Shop at pet-friendly stores where your pet is welcome to browse with you</li><li>Eat at an outdoor café where your pet can sit with you</li><li>Leave your pet at home where it’s cool and safe</li></ul><br/><p>Also introducing our friends at Two Chicks Talkin Flicks Podcast: A Film Review Podcast - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1326058</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/how-hot-is-that-doggy-in-the-window]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eb25a071-4333-4f86-ae09-e307a1811c38</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2c0e96b8-2941-4008-b260-04c3aa244681/How-20Hot-20is-20that-20Doggy-20in-20the-20Window.mp3" length="67490922" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>46:52</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>75</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Do not leave your pets in hot cars! This episode shares why you shouldn&apos;t. Information borrowed from https://franklinpet.com/the-facts-about-dogs-in-hot-cars/
5 Alternatives to leaving your dog in the car
- Use a drive-thru for errands when available
- Bring a friend who can play with your dog outside while you run your errand
- Shop at pet-friendly stores where your dog is welcome to browse with you
- Eat at an outdoor café where your dog can sit with you
- Leave your dog at home where it’s cool and safe
Also introducing our friends at Two Chicks Talkin Flicks Podcast: A Film Review Podcast - https://www.buzzsprout.com/1326058
All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Craig from Americano - Woodstock, IL</title><itunes:title>Craig from Americano - Woodstock, IL</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>"If I have to scream, I've already lost."</p><p>"I'm about as Italian as a pint of Guinness."</p><p>"We're gonna get nerdy here, you ready?"</p><p>"I've been making pasta for 3 months to pay for this driveway."</p><p>"Dude!"</p><p>We are so excited that Craig joined us to talk all about pasta and wine! Craig is a chef, he shares great stories and his family is amazing! Join us to learn where Craig was, where he is now and learn the art of pasta making! Saluti! </p><p>Americano's link: https://www.americanowoodstock.com/events </p><p>PastaBar: https://www.pastabarwoodstock.com/order</p><p>All our links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>"If I have to scream, I've already lost."</p><p>"I'm about as Italian as a pint of Guinness."</p><p>"We're gonna get nerdy here, you ready?"</p><p>"I've been making pasta for 3 months to pay for this driveway."</p><p>"Dude!"</p><p>We are so excited that Craig joined us to talk all about pasta and wine! Craig is a chef, he shares great stories and his family is amazing! Join us to learn where Craig was, where he is now and learn the art of pasta making! Saluti! </p><p>Americano's link: https://www.americanowoodstock.com/events </p><p>PastaBar: https://www.pastabarwoodstock.com/order</p><p>All our links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/craig-from-americano-woodstock-il]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6b0b8143-a356-4f7a-a456-cb5c5a9306d7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b5700625-cc17-456d-addc-248a69b4d14c/Craig-20from-20Americano-20-20Woodstock-20IL.mp3" length="119350671" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:22:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>74</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>&quot;If I have to scream, I&apos;ve already lost.&quot;
&quot;I&apos;m about as Italian as a pint of Guinness.&quot;
&quot;We&apos;re gonna get nerdy here, you ready?&quot;
&quot;I&apos;ve been making pasta for 3 months to pay for this driveway.&quot;
&quot;Dude!&quot;
We are so excited that Craig joined us to talk all about pasta and wine! Craig is a chef, he shares great stories and his family is amazing! Join us to learn where Craig was, where he is now and learn the art of pasta making! Saluti! 
Americano&apos;s link: https://www.americanowoodstock.com/events 
PastaBar: https://www.pastabarwoodstock.com/order
All our links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Clopen Effect vs. The Mandela Effect</title><itunes:title>The Clopen Effect vs. The Mandela Effect</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Have YOU experienced a Mandela Effect!?</p><p>_</p><p>“False memories can sometimes be shared by multiple people. This phenomenon was dubbed the "Mandela Effect" by paranormal researcher Fiona Broome, who reported having vivid and detailed memories of news coverage of South African anti-Apartheid leader Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 1980s.” Also referenced information from buzzfeed.com and https://finance.yahoo.com, Cass answers her phone when a telemarketer calls, Meredith shares a travel story, titanic exhibit in Orlando, FL </p><p>_</p><p>All of our links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have YOU experienced a Mandela Effect!?</p><p>_</p><p>“False memories can sometimes be shared by multiple people. This phenomenon was dubbed the "Mandela Effect" by paranormal researcher Fiona Broome, who reported having vivid and detailed memories of news coverage of South African anti-Apartheid leader Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 1980s.” Also referenced information from buzzfeed.com and https://finance.yahoo.com, Cass answers her phone when a telemarketer calls, Meredith shares a travel story, titanic exhibit in Orlando, FL </p><p>_</p><p>All of our links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-clopen-effect-vs-the-mandela-effect]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eb2e20e0-8eb8-463a-bc2b-4499ed64b09a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8c633613-84f1-4ab0-97c7-3e23e9b20c42/The-20Clopen-20Effect-20vs-20The-20Mandela-20Effect-20-207-13-2.mp3" length="83862801" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>73</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>“False memories can sometimes be shared by multiple people. This phenomenon was dubbed the &quot;Mandela Effect&quot; by paranormal researcher Fiona Broome, who reported having vivid and detailed memories of news coverage of South African anti-Apartheid leader Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 1980s.” Also referenced information from buzzfeed.com and https://finance.yahoo.com, Cass answers her phone when a telemarketer calls, Meredith shares a travel story, titanic exhibit in Orlando, FL 
All of our links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Beaver Butts &amp; Tornado Sirens</title><itunes:title>Beaver Butts &amp; Tornado Sirens</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>*Early Release!* 6 important life lessons learned in retail borrowed from https://lifegoalsmag.com, 17 hilarious things only people in retail would understand borrowed from https://thoughtcatalog.com, the customer is always right in their own sense of style, is sparkling water filtered through beaver butts?, Taurine, Cass hears tornado sirens, an Abby story about time management, customer service voice</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*Early Release!* 6 important life lessons learned in retail borrowed from https://lifegoalsmag.com, 17 hilarious things only people in retail would understand borrowed from https://thoughtcatalog.com, the customer is always right in their own sense of style, is sparkling water filtered through beaver butts?, Taurine, Cass hears tornado sirens, an Abby story about time management, customer service voice</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/beaver-butts-tornado-sirens]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ed8063a9-d17f-42c7-8feb-193f6153e002</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2022 21:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a4ba9881-66e0-4000-b0e6-9695ac241216/Beaver-20Butts-20-20Tornado-20Sirens-20-207-6-22-208-41-20PM.mp3" length="90882008" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>72</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>*Early Release!* 6 important life lessons learned in retail borrowed from https://lifegoalsmag.com, 17 hilarious things only people in retail would understand borrowed from https://thoughtcatalog.com, the customer is always right in their own sense of style, is sparkling water filtered through beaver butts?, Taurine, Cass hears tornado sirens, an Abby story about time management, customer service voice
All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Big Box, Small Box, No Box</title><itunes:title>Big Box, Small Box, No Box</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We talk all about Cassandra's surprise birthday party, the crabby bartender, the rude driver, the crosswalk, the intersection, construction season, big box information from www.investopedia.com, small specialty store facts from www.ibisworld.com, and e-commerce facts from www.markinblog.com, boutique mentioned: Jayne Lake Geneva, "Live, Laugh, Leave me alone", breathing technique, Steven's short film link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSW1sEgmTNM</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We talk all about Cassandra's surprise birthday party, the crabby bartender, the rude driver, the crosswalk, the intersection, construction season, big box information from www.investopedia.com, small specialty store facts from www.ibisworld.com, and e-commerce facts from www.markinblog.com, boutique mentioned: Jayne Lake Geneva, "Live, Laugh, Leave me alone", breathing technique, Steven's short film link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSW1sEgmTNM</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/big-box-small-box-no-box]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d201e219-7535-4294-b70b-52e5128367a9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9f14c4fe-afb8-48c0-a0b4-c44eb0908779/Big-20Box-20Small-20Box-20No-20Box-20-206-30-22-207-27-20PM.mp3" length="85378112" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>71</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We talk all about Cassandra&apos;s surprise birthday party, the crabby bartender, the rude driver, the crosswalk, the intersection, construction season, big box information from www.investopedia.com, small specialty store facts from www.ibisworld.com, and e-commerce facts from www.markinblog.com, boutique mentioned: Jayne Lake Geneva, &quot;Live, Laugh, Leave me alone&quot;, breathing technique, Steven&apos;s short film link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSW1sEgmTNM
All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Cass Says Gift Cards Are the Best</title><itunes:title>Cass Says Gift Cards Are the Best</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy 40th birthday, Cassandra! Also, all about gift cards, information borrowed from querysprout.com and howstuffworks.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy 40th birthday, Cassandra! Also, all about gift cards, information borrowed from querysprout.com and howstuffworks.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cass-says-gift-cards-are-the-best]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aef6690e-d575-46b1-a457-a081d1e7a909</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b3bb9a59-49a2-4559-93a2-ec5be3d24b9f/Cass-20Says-20Gift-20Cards-20Are-20the-20Best.mp3" length="75296309" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>52:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>70</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Happy 40th birthday, Cassandra! Also, all about gift cards, information borrowed from querysprout.com and howstuffworks.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Fly Friendly</title><itunes:title>Fly Friendly</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>All about flying etiquette in this episode. Also, 10 ways to practice good airline etiquette from aarp.com and 1 Starbucks story. Unedited.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All about flying etiquette in this episode. Also, 10 ways to practice good airline etiquette from aarp.com and 1 Starbucks story. Unedited.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/fly-friendly]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f9357da5-cee9-41e5-a523-2613c0a84815</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/95d39087-803c-436e-8e85-31ea6bdc275d/Fly-20Friendly-20-206-16-22-207-57-20PM.mp3" length="87163007" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>69</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>All about flying etiquette in this episode. Also, 10 ways to practice good airline etiquette from aarp.com and 1 Starbucks story. Unedited.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Pistachio Shells and Good Ol&apos; Raisins and Peanuts (GORP)</title><itunes:title>Pistachio Shells and Good Ol&apos; Raisins and Peanuts (GORP)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra's 40 day countdown birthday board, careful with that sugar free chocolate, the cabin, crunchy trail mix, shelled pistachios, GORP, Jordan Almonds, thank you to the McHenry County businesses; Truck Off Festival, Mchenry County Living, previous episodes memory, training new team members, the small glass bowls, a long day of talking, the customers that leave stuff everywhere, the return bins, How did you find your way to Illinois?, Uber statistics from https://carsurance.net, we love Domino's pizza, a Starbuck's story, just say thank you</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassandra's 40 day countdown birthday board, careful with that sugar free chocolate, the cabin, crunchy trail mix, shelled pistachios, GORP, Jordan Almonds, thank you to the McHenry County businesses; Truck Off Festival, Mchenry County Living, previous episodes memory, training new team members, the small glass bowls, a long day of talking, the customers that leave stuff everywhere, the return bins, How did you find your way to Illinois?, Uber statistics from https://carsurance.net, we love Domino's pizza, a Starbuck's story, just say thank you</p><p>All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/pistachio-shells-and-good-ol-raisins-and-peanuts-gorp]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">afae2bf9-2d26-4edb-8dcc-730de7b2fe58</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/41d6eb37-2408-4570-bf69-17e20ac1ffdb/Pistashio-20Shells-20and-20Good-20Ol-27-20Raisins-20and-20Peanu.mp3" length="95385309" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:14</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>68</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Cassandra&apos;s 40 day countdown birthday board, careful with that sugar free chocolate, the cabin, crunchy trail mix, shelled pistachios, GORP, Jordan Almonds, thank you to the McHenry County businesses; Truck Off Festival, Mchenry County Living, previous episodes memory, training new team members, the small glass bowls, a long day of talking, the customers that leave stuff everywhere, the return bins, How did you find your way to Illinois?, Uber statistics from https://carsurance.net, we love Domino&apos;s pizza, a Starbuck&apos;s story, just say thank you
All the links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>More highlights!</title><itunes:title>More highlights!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Bonus episode! We have had so many great stories and guests, we just wanted to share a few: pizza thief, customers pooping all over the bathroom, missing product, wrong tags, phone and lotion shenanigans, self scan settings, personal shoppers and avocados, courtesy flushes, weight loss challenges, Cassandra's mom swiped credit cards, no limes, I work in Pharmacy, have you ever been to Home Depot?, baby's first tattoo, the beeper &amp; the cashier, buy one get one free, customer's posing for pictures, Drew still has all his digits, picking on the third shift guy, Roxy's tired, RUN, the tag swapper, hammerschlagened, we're here to kill time, cupcake containers, spelling words while on the phone, deli ordering, wash your mushrooms, only fast in groceries</p><p>Find all the links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bonus episode! We have had so many great stories and guests, we just wanted to share a few: pizza thief, customers pooping all over the bathroom, missing product, wrong tags, phone and lotion shenanigans, self scan settings, personal shoppers and avocados, courtesy flushes, weight loss challenges, Cassandra's mom swiped credit cards, no limes, I work in Pharmacy, have you ever been to Home Depot?, baby's first tattoo, the beeper &amp; the cashier, buy one get one free, customer's posing for pictures, Drew still has all his digits, picking on the third shift guy, Roxy's tired, RUN, the tag swapper, hammerschlagened, we're here to kill time, cupcake containers, spelling words while on the phone, deli ordering, wash your mushrooms, only fast in groceries</p><p>Find all the links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/more-highlights]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b18371b6-c075-4126-9ac0-3b81f0257fed</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/66ea04ea-d636-4108-8168-a49ea1cb9fe0/More-20Highlights-20-206-5-22-209-39-20AM.mp3" length="39977086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>27:46</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:summary>Bonus episode! We have had so many great stories and guests, we just wanted to share a few: pizza thief, customers pooping all over the bathroom, missing product, wrong tags, phone and lotion shenanigans, self scan settings, personal shoppers and avocados, courtesy flushes, weight loss challenges, Cassandra&apos;s mom swiped credit cards, no limes, I work in Pharmacy, have you ever been to Home Depot?, baby&apos;s first tattoo, the beeper &amp; the cashier, buy one get one free, customer&apos;s posing for pictures, Drew still has all his digits, picking on the third shift guy, Roxy&apos;s tired, RUN, the tag swapper, hammerschlagened, we&apos;re here to kill time, cupcake containers, spelling words while on the phone, deli ordering, wash your mushrooms, only fast in groceries
Find all the links here: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>KT&apos;s Causing Misconduct</title><itunes:title>KT&apos;s Causing Misconduct</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This episode is more on the serious side as we talk about fighting unemployment but also; Meredith shares a couple retail stories, KT is here and still baking cheesecakes!, her new adventure, Meredith has never tried a Pop-Tart, non-traditional weddings, Meredith's runner flip-flops, don't steal then use Catalina coupons, meeting reports, Cassandra takes an unemployment call, the Top 10 Reasons for Getting Fired from https://www.thebalancecareers.com, and KT brought cheesecake</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This episode is more on the serious side as we talk about fighting unemployment but also; Meredith shares a couple retail stories, KT is here and still baking cheesecakes!, her new adventure, Meredith has never tried a Pop-Tart, non-traditional weddings, Meredith's runner flip-flops, don't steal then use Catalina coupons, meeting reports, Cassandra takes an unemployment call, the Top 10 Reasons for Getting Fired from https://www.thebalancecareers.com, and KT brought cheesecake</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/kts-causing-misconduct]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3e3716c2-a5ea-4954-8593-11de36b659b1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5ecc18fe-4efd-4b52-8d53-3e7b3fb75b6b/KT-27s-20Causing-20Misconduct-20-20-206-2-22-207-21-20PM.mp3" length="97180861" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:07:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>67</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>This episode is more on the serious side as we talk about fighting unemployment and also; Meredith shares a couple retail stories, KT is here and still baking cheesecakes!, her new adventure, Meredith has never tried a Pop-Tart, non-traditional weddings, Meredith&apos;s runner flip-flops, don&apos;t steal then use Catalina coupons, meeting reports, Cassandra takes an unemployment call, the Top 10 Reasons for Getting Fired from https://www.thebalancecareers.com, and KT brought cheesecake</itunes:summary></item><item><title>James and The Rotten Potatoes</title><itunes:title>James and The Rotten Potatoes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>James shares parts 1, 2, and 3 of his farting stories, fizzles, Cass' Snapchat story, when people try to act like they didn't fart, someone's always around, why are farts so funny?, "It smells like butt in here!", snack pack, birds flying around the grocery store, James' retail career, meat department, cuts of beef, one year in retail, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a butcher quiz from howstuffworks.com</p><p>Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>James shares parts 1, 2, and 3 of his farting stories, fizzles, Cass' Snapchat story, when people try to act like they didn't fart, someone's always around, why are farts so funny?, "It smells like butt in here!", snack pack, birds flying around the grocery store, James' retail career, meat department, cuts of beef, one year in retail, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a butcher quiz from howstuffworks.com</p><p>Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/james-and-the-rotten-potatoes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">10322b93-0880-460a-bd97-1dd5f35b9dd6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e1561857-4dff-4266-b2cd-c08e5be2d7b2/James-20and-20The-20Rotten-20Potatoes-20-205-19-22-208-48-20PM.mp3" length="103054024" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>66</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>James shares parts 1, 2, and 3 of his farting stories, fizzles, Cass&apos; Snapchat story, when people try to act like they didn&apos;t fart, someone&apos;s always around, why are farts so funny?, &quot;It smells like butt in here!&quot;, snack pack, birds flying around the grocery store, James&apos; retail career, meat department, cuts of beef, one year in retail, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a butcher quiz from howstuffworks.com
Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Absinthe &amp; Art at the Aeon Gallery and Lounge</title><itunes:title>Absinthe &amp; Art at the Aeon Gallery and Lounge</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Kristen, owner of Aeon Gallery &amp; Aeon Lounge is here! We talk all about the art gallery, try some Absinthe drinks, stealing hotel art, a pumpkin statue thief, her beautiful bar top, spirits, Paint &amp; Sips by Little Mountain Art, and so much more!</p><p>Visit the gallery Thursday - Sunday here: 10331 N. Main Street, Richmond, IL 60071</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kristen, owner of Aeon Gallery &amp; Aeon Lounge is here! We talk all about the art gallery, try some Absinthe drinks, stealing hotel art, a pumpkin statue thief, her beautiful bar top, spirits, Paint &amp; Sips by Little Mountain Art, and so much more!</p><p>Visit the gallery Thursday - Sunday here: 10331 N. Main Street, Richmond, IL 60071</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/absinthe-and-art-at-the-aeon-gallery]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f16d7131-7505-431d-9b30-f0e678c2ac57</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/51dfa033-d07c-4c1e-a7c9-43ffe2faaa34/Absinthe-20and-20Art-20at-20Aeon-20Gallery-20and-20Lounge-20-20.mp3" length="122324868" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:24:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>65</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Kristen, owner of Aeon Gallery &amp; Aeon Lounge is here! We talk all about the art gallery, try some Absinthe drinks, stealing hotel art, a pumpkin statue thief, her beautiful bar top, spirits, Paint &amp; Sips by Little Mountain Art, and so much more!
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Support The Clopen Effect: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>&apos;What&apos;s Your Strongest Beer?&apos; Kishwaukee Brewing Co. is here!</title><itunes:title>&apos;What&apos;s Your Strongest Beer?&apos; Kishwaukee Brewing Co. is here!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cheers! Dan (owner/brewmaster) and Mark (head brewer/brewmaster) from Kishwaukee Brewing Co. are here to share their knowledge! We talk about their beers on tap, festivals, alewives, beer brewing processes, bottling, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a beer quiz from quiz-bliss.com, and Cassandra thinks she sees a deer butt on the artwork. Visit the brewery here: https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com</p><p>Venmo Support: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cheers! Dan (owner/brewmaster) and Mark (head brewer/brewmaster) from Kishwaukee Brewing Co. are here to share their knowledge! We talk about their beers on tap, festivals, alewives, beer brewing processes, bottling, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a beer quiz from quiz-bliss.com, and Cassandra thinks she sees a deer butt on the artwork. Visit the brewery here: https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com</p><p>Venmo Support: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/whats-your-strongest-beer-kishwaukee-brewing-co-is-here]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4b872e61-9d47-4f1b-aca1-15a3dc9bae9b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b3ebfa01-e8ca-4ea7-b342-a41b81ff4238/What-27s-20Your-20Strongest-20Beer.mp3" length="114207892" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:19:18</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>63</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Cheers! Dan (owner/brewmaster) and Mark (head brewer/brewmaster) from Kishwaukee Brewing Co. are here to share their knowledge! We talk about their beers on tap, festivals, alewives, beer brewing processes, bottling, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a beer quiz from quiz-bliss.com, and Cassandra thinks she sees a deer butt on the artwork. Visit the brewery here: https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com
Venmo Support: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mental Health Day</title><itunes:title>Mental Health Day</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Take that day off, take that vacation, Cassandra’s husband loves a good sale, Meredith’s tanning salon stories, funny customer stories from boredpanda.com</p><p>Venmo Support: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take that day off, take that vacation, Cassandra’s husband loves a good sale, Meredith’s tanning salon stories, funny customer stories from boredpanda.com</p><p>Venmo Support: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/mental-health-day]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">17091253-2418-47c8-945d-091f62bd6020</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5aedc07c-a51a-487d-856d-2cd1909ffd78/Mental-20Health-20Day-20-204-21-22-207-30-20PM.mp3" length="89419986" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:06</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>62</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Take that day off, take that vacation, Cassandra’s husband loves a good sale, Meredith’s tanning salon stories, funny customer stories from boredpanda.com
Venmo Support: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>If I Saw You in Retail</title><itunes:title>If I Saw You in Retail</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Pharmacy, accidentally beeping, Cassandra tries to train a cake decorator on new equipment, Meredith surprises Cassandra early with a quiz by grizly.com, What is your favorite date and how did you work it into the conversation?,  17 Types of Retail Jobs from https://www.localwise.com, Meredith could never work at a quiet card shop, Eric Clapton music, feeder fish, when does a company decide to post a recall?, the truck driver story, straight to the comments</p><p>Email us at: theclopeneffect@gmail.com</p><p>Website: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm</p><p>Our Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclop...</p><p>Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...</p><p>Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2rouWpY...</p><p>Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-clo...</p><p>Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheClopenEffect</p><p>Instagram: https://instagram.com/the_clopen_effect</p><p>Drums written and performed by Steven Productions.</p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pharmacy, accidentally beeping, Cassandra tries to train a cake decorator on new equipment, Meredith surprises Cassandra early with a quiz by grizly.com, What is your favorite date and how did you work it into the conversation?,  17 Types of Retail Jobs from https://www.localwise.com, Meredith could never work at a quiet card shop, Eric Clapton music, feeder fish, when does a company decide to post a recall?, the truck driver story, straight to the comments</p><p>Email us at: theclopeneffect@gmail.com</p><p>Website: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm</p><p>Our Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclop...</p><p>Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...</p><p>Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2rouWpY...</p><p>Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-clo...</p><p>Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TheClopenEffect</p><p>Instagram: https://instagram.com/the_clopen_effect</p><p>Drums written and performed by Steven Productions.</p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/if-i-saw-you-in-retail]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9c060fce-4a28-45f2-ac30-df11586b5aaa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/64d614d6-17e8-4122-b2d1-abac2482cb84/If-20I-20Saw-20You-20in-20Retail-20-204-11-22-206-36-20PM.mp3" length="102901678" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:27</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>61</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Pharmacy, accidentally beeping, Cassandra tries to train a cake decorator on new equipment, Meredith surprises Cassandra early with a quiz by grizly.com, What is your favorite date and how did you work it into the conversation?,  17 Types of Retail Jobs from https://www.localwise.com, Meredith could never work at a quiet card shop, Eric Clapton music, feeder fish, when does a company decide to post a recall?, the truck driver story, straight to the comments

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NameTag Productions, LLC</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Buy Two Get One Free</title><itunes:title>Buy Two Get One Free</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Yearly raises and price increases, Burger King drive-thru, Cassandra dropped her phone in the toilet, there are 2 types of angry customers, 10 common phrases you should never say to a customer https://www.userlike.com, 12 steps to help you cope with customer complaints https://www.shopify.co.uk, Who's getting the attention they need today?, locking wheels on carts, Cassandra is very good with people, keep the line moving, people have gotten worse, silence, Meredith describes live bomb parties</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yearly raises and price increases, Burger King drive-thru, Cassandra dropped her phone in the toilet, there are 2 types of angry customers, 10 common phrases you should never say to a customer https://www.userlike.com, 12 steps to help you cope with customer complaints https://www.shopify.co.uk, Who's getting the attention they need today?, locking wheels on carts, Cassandra is very good with people, keep the line moving, people have gotten worse, silence, Meredith describes live bomb parties</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/buy-two-get-one-free]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5c66a1c1-cbbb-4b69-bbd7-fe26fbb21143</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/673eba54-90ce-46ae-9dd2-6061de902adb/Buy-20Two-20Get-20One-20Free-20-204-7-22-207-44-20PM.mp3" length="109681394" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:16:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>60</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Yearly raises and price increases, Burger King drive-thru, Cassandra dropped her phone in the toilet, there are 2 types of angry customers, 10 common phrases you should never say to a customer, 12 steps to help you cope with customer complaints, Who&apos;s getting the attention they need today?, locking wheels on carts, Cassandra is very good with people, keep the line moving, people have gotten worse, silence, Meredith describes live bomb parties</itunes:summary></item><item><title>What kind of drink are you, Cassandra?</title><itunes:title>What kind of drink are you, Cassandra?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Bonus episode! What kind of drink are you, Cassandra? A quick listen before our Friday episode!</p><p>From https://brainfall.com/quizzes/what-kind-of-drink-are-you/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bonus episode! What kind of drink are you, Cassandra? A quick listen before our Friday episode!</p><p>From https://brainfall.com/quizzes/what-kind-of-drink-are-you/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/what-kind-of-drink-are-you-cassandra]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1b8e5053-a9d5-4261-b750-81a128b53457</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 20:15:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/664439c4-049f-45b5-9cb9-19e692bb3a49/Bonus-20episode-20What-20kind-20of-20drink-20are-20you-20Cassan.mp3" length="8855218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>06:09</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:summary>Bonus episode! What kind of drink are you, Cassandra? A quick listen before our Friday episode!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Humble Beginnings</title><itunes:title>Humble Beginnings</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>All the laughs then some retail company history. Information mentioned can be found on the company's website unless otherwise stated in this episode. Wal-Mart, Meijer, Target (britannica.com), Kohl's, Nordstrom and Macy's. 17 unique businesses to start from Shopify.com. Meredith surprises Cassandra with a vacation quiz from https://www.thequiz.com/where-should-you-go-on-your-next-vacation/. Also mentioned: nesteggfarm @ https://www.instagram.com/nesteggfarm/?hl=en</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All the laughs then some retail company history. Information mentioned can be found on the company's website unless otherwise stated in this episode. Wal-Mart, Meijer, Target (britannica.com), Kohl's, Nordstrom and Macy's. 17 unique businesses to start from Shopify.com. Meredith surprises Cassandra with a vacation quiz from https://www.thequiz.com/where-should-you-go-on-your-next-vacation/. Also mentioned: nesteggfarm @ https://www.instagram.com/nesteggfarm/?hl=en</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/humble-beginnings]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">059c1d40-bb21-4788-b5c1-140591aed273</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9520e0f1-a473-4052-bd85-9ec5eeaf2032/Humble-20Beginnings.mp3" length="123612601" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:25:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>59</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>All the laughs then some retail company history. Information mentioned can be found on the company&apos;s website unless otherwise stated in this episode. Wal-Mart, Meijer, Target (britannica), Kohl&apos;s, Nordstrom and Macy&apos;s. 17 unique businesses to start from Shopify. Meredith surprises Cassandra with a vacation quiz. Also mentioned: Nestegg Farm Custom Gifts</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Who Burnt the Popcorn!?</title><itunes:title>Who Burnt the Popcorn!?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Love bomb from https://growingmagicvibes.com located in Nebraska! Thank you, Michelle!, money bowl, break room etiquette, zen rooms, what is a break room?, suggested ideas from companykitchen.com, Cass stole fruit snacks, sugar free candy, fish in the microwave, what should every break room have?, the velvet chair imprint, paint break room walls a nice color, 100 icebreaker questions for work: https://www.signupgenius.com/business/icebreakerquestionswork.cfm, Meredith's shirt is from https://www.instagram.com/glamoroushippieboutique/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Love bomb from https://growingmagicvibes.com located in Nebraska! Thank you, Michelle!, money bowl, break room etiquette, zen rooms, what is a break room?, suggested ideas from companykitchen.com, Cass stole fruit snacks, sugar free candy, fish in the microwave, what should every break room have?, the velvet chair imprint, paint break room walls a nice color, 100 icebreaker questions for work: https://www.signupgenius.com/business/icebreakerquestionswork.cfm, Meredith's shirt is from https://www.instagram.com/glamoroushippieboutique/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/who-burnt-the-popcorn]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a933b288-3793-4a7f-8727-14b5aea27719</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0655cf4e-7477-4e5c-a807-aee58e8cd1f6/Who-Burnt-the-Popcorn.mp3" length="115313185" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:20:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>58</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Notes: Love bomb from https://growingmagicvibes.com located in Nebraska! Thank you, Michelle!, money bowl, break room etiquette, zen rooms, what is a break room?, suggested ideas from companykitchen.com, Cass stole fruit snacks, sugar free candy, fish in the microwave, what should every break room have?, the velvet chair imprint, paint break room walls a nice color, 100 icebreaker questions for work: https://www.signupgenius.com/business/icebreakerquestionswork.cfm, Meredith&apos;s shirt is from https://www.instagram.com/glamoroushippieboutique/</itunes:summary></item><item><title>I Was Made for Loving You, Retail</title><itunes:title>I Was Made for Loving You, Retail</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Songs that remind us of retail, Lost in the Supermarket by The Clash, Meredith was lost in the parking lot, Let's Go to the Mall by Cobie Smulders, Shoplifters of the World Unite by The Smith's, I Wanna Find a Woman that'll hold my Big Toe Until l Go by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, All by Myself by Celine Dion, ear worms, Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart, looking for the fastest cashier, Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj, Hate Me if it Helps by Alexander 23, a quick Batman movie review, I'm Alright by Kenny Loggins, 22 essential songs mentioned from <a href="https://www.deputy.com/blog/essential-songs-on-every-retailers-playlist" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.deputy.com/blog/essential-songs-on-every-retailers-playlist</a>, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from Retail Store Trivia QUIZ <a href="https://moxytopia.com/retail-store-trivia-quiz/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://moxytopia.com/retail-store-trivia-quiz/</a>, Feels like Summer by Childish Gambino, Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Songs that remind us of retail, Lost in the Supermarket by The Clash, Meredith was lost in the parking lot, Let's Go to the Mall by Cobie Smulders, Shoplifters of the World Unite by The Smith's, I Wanna Find a Woman that'll hold my Big Toe Until l Go by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, All by Myself by Celine Dion, ear worms, Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart, looking for the fastest cashier, Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj, Hate Me if it Helps by Alexander 23, a quick Batman movie review, I'm Alright by Kenny Loggins, 22 essential songs mentioned from <a href="https://www.deputy.com/blog/essential-songs-on-every-retailers-playlist" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.deputy.com/blog/essential-songs-on-every-retailers-playlist</a>, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from Retail Store Trivia QUIZ <a href="https://moxytopia.com/retail-store-trivia-quiz/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://moxytopia.com/retail-store-trivia-quiz/</a>, Feels like Summer by Childish Gambino, Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/i-was-made-for-loving-you-retail]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cf5d8c5f-fcc4-4b86-a115-a82de4aa5c57</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0d5cf62b-5287-4665-ad6b-9c64c1deb407/i-was-made-for-loving-you-retail-3-17-22-7-35-pm.mp3" length="98906824" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:41</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>57</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Songs that remind us of retail, Lost in the Supermarket by The Clash, Meredith was lost in the parking lot, Let&apos;s Go to the Mall by Cobie Smulders, Shoplifters of the World Unite by The Smith&apos;s, I Wanna Find a Woman that&apos;ll hold my Big Toe Until l Go by Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band, All by Myself by Celine Dion, ear worms, Sunglasses at Night by Corey Hart, looking for the fastest cashier, Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj, Hate Me if it Helps by Alexander 23, a quick Batman movie review, I&apos;m Alright by Kenny Loggins, 22 essential songs mentioned from https://www.deputy.com/blog/essential-songs-on-every-retailers-playlist, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from Retail Store Trivia QUIZ https://moxytopia.com/retail-store-trivia-quiz/, Feels like Summer by Childish Gambino, Been Caught Stealing by Jane&apos;s Addiction</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Say Hello To My Retail Friends</title><itunes:title>Say Hello To My Retail Friends</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Retail movies and TV shows, and a few retail stories!</p><p>Clerks, Employee of the Month, 40 Year Old Virgin, Sausage Party, Empire Records, Mannequin (NOT with Tom Hanks LOL), Miracle of 34th Street, Cart, Carts, Clerks (again, because Meredith has a short memory), The Promotion, Office Space (Tchotchkes), Kim’s Convenience, Superstore - TV Show, Paul Blast Mall Cop 1 and 2, Elf, Waiting, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, High Fidelity, One Hour Photo, The Mist, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Intruder 1989, The Price is Right (NOT the actor Adam Sandler), Reaper - TV Show, Mallrats 1995, Cashback 2006, Confessions of a Shopaholic (ocal.media - Matt Loftus, Wikipedia, and imdb)</p><p>Movie Trivia Questions (and Answers) All Movie Lovers Should Know <a href="https://www.rd.com/article/movie-trivia-facts/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.rd.com/article/movie-trivia-facts/</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Retail movies and TV shows, and a few retail stories!</p><p>Clerks, Employee of the Month, 40 Year Old Virgin, Sausage Party, Empire Records, Mannequin (NOT with Tom Hanks LOL), Miracle of 34th Street, Cart, Carts, Clerks (again, because Meredith has a short memory), The Promotion, Office Space (Tchotchkes), Kim’s Convenience, Superstore - TV Show, Paul Blast Mall Cop 1 and 2, Elf, Waiting, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, High Fidelity, One Hour Photo, The Mist, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Intruder 1989, The Price is Right (NOT the actor Adam Sandler), Reaper - TV Show, Mallrats 1995, Cashback 2006, Confessions of a Shopaholic (ocal.media - Matt Loftus, Wikipedia, and imdb)</p><p>Movie Trivia Questions (and Answers) All Movie Lovers Should Know <a href="https://www.rd.com/article/movie-trivia-facts/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.rd.com/article/movie-trivia-facts/</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/say-hello-to-my-retail-friends]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">41f70be7-8441-428e-a7ba-e7afc831d3f2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d9b86eed-2804-4995-a9e5-2d7ff508c0a0/say-hello-to-my-retail-friends-3-10-22-7-53-pm.mp3" length="142946139" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:39:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>56</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Retail movies and TV shows, and a few retail stories!

Clerks, Employee of the Month, 40 Year Old Virgin, Sausage Party, Empire Records, Mannequin (NOT with Tom Hanks LOL), Miracle of 34th Street, Cart, Carts, Clerks (again, because Meredith has a short memory), The Promotion, Office Space (Tchotchkes), Kim’s Convenience, Superstore - TV Show, Paul Blast Mall Cop 1 and 2, Elf, Waiting, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, High Fidelity, One Hour Photo, The Mist, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Intruder 1989, The Price is Right (NOT the actor Adam Sandler), Reaper - TV Show, Mallrats 1995, Cashback 2006, Confessions of a Shopaholic (ocal.media - Matt Loftus, Wikipedia, and imdb)

Movie Trivia Questions (and Answers) All Movie Lovers Should Know https://www.rd.com/article/movie-trivia-facts/</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mardi Gras Madness</title><itunes:title>Mardi Gras Madness</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Faith's here and she brought the party to us! Happy Fat Tuesday, Mardi Gras, Shrove Tuesday, Pancake Tuesday, and Paczki taste testing day! Notes: Candy rotation, Faith's organized, making the store director mad, check your dates, reading the dates wrong, Cass finds the empty boxes, Faith looks forward to seeing her team everyday, trust but verify, no one cares, Faith!, Cass does math, push vs. ordering items, plastic asmr, sorry that we eat and talk, the meaning behind the 3 colors, the story behind the beads, Faith and Meredith have known each other for a long time, Josh's story, quizzes from factmonster.com and ultimatequizquestions.com, lady fingers</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Faith's here and she brought the party to us! Happy Fat Tuesday, Mardi Gras, Shrove Tuesday, Pancake Tuesday, and Paczki taste testing day! Notes: Candy rotation, Faith's organized, making the store director mad, check your dates, reading the dates wrong, Cass finds the empty boxes, Faith looks forward to seeing her team everyday, trust but verify, no one cares, Faith!, Cass does math, push vs. ordering items, plastic asmr, sorry that we eat and talk, the meaning behind the 3 colors, the story behind the beads, Faith and Meredith have known each other for a long time, Josh's story, quizzes from factmonster.com and ultimatequizquestions.com, lady fingers</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/mardi-gras-madness]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">08101427-aae2-4559-a0c4-942cde2dd0d5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/21c22aec-0841-4abe-adf5-5859b8f5de3f/mardi-gras-madness-3-3-22-7-59-pm.mp3" length="103873433" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>55</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Faith&apos;s here and she brought the party to us! Happy Fat Tuesday, Mardi Gras, Shrove Tuesday, Pancake Tuesday, and Paczki taste testing day! Notes: Candy rotation, Faith&apos;s organized, making the store director mad, check your dates, reading the dates wrong, Cass finds the empty boxes, Faith looks forward to seeing her team everyday, trust but verify, no one cares, Faith!, Cass does math, push vs. ordering items, plastic asmr, sorry that we eat and talk, the meaning behind the 3 colors, the story behind the beads, Faith and Meredith have known each other for a long time, Josh&apos;s story, quizzes from factmonster.com and ultimatequizquestions.com, lady fingers</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Paul Spells P-r-o-d-u-c-e</title><itunes:title>Paul Spells P-r-o-d-u-c-e</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back, Paul! Notes: Paul works 40 hours a week now, the jeep that beeped, the lady that jumped out of her car, mask lift, he thought he was in the right, Paul's accident, drivers in Houston, autopilot, lost in Home Depot, Meredith hates asking for help, next in line not last in line, no celery, throwing garbage out, different managing styles, where are we going to get our avocados now?, Meredith surprises Cass and Paul with a spelling quiz from zoo.com, US Food Retail Industry statistics from zippia.com, Meredith reflects back and tells the sweetest story ever</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back, Paul! Notes: Paul works 40 hours a week now, the jeep that beeped, the lady that jumped out of her car, mask lift, he thought he was in the right, Paul's accident, drivers in Houston, autopilot, lost in Home Depot, Meredith hates asking for help, next in line not last in line, no celery, throwing garbage out, different managing styles, where are we going to get our avocados now?, Meredith surprises Cass and Paul with a spelling quiz from zoo.com, US Food Retail Industry statistics from zippia.com, Meredith reflects back and tells the sweetest story ever</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/paul-spells-p-r-o-d-u-c-e]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7d3bed4a-7c3c-4572-b431-534efeacb5b2</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1ccf2e85-a02c-45af-a8eb-3f56e07b31a5/paul-spells-p-r-o-d-u-c-e-2-25-22-7-52-am.mp3" length="107112826" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>54</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Welcome back, Paul! Notes: Paul works 40 hours a week now, the jeep that beeped, the lady that jumped out of her car, mask lift, he thought he was in the right, Paul&apos;s accident, drivers in Houston, autopilot, lost in Home Depot, Meredith hates asking for help, next in line not last in line, no celery, throwing garbage out, different managing styles, where are we going to get our avocados now?, Meredith surprises Cass and Paul with a spelling quiz from zoo.com, US Food Retail Industry statistics from zippia.com, Meredith reflects back and tells the sweetest story ever</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mental Assessments and Pots &amp; Pans</title><itunes:title>Mental Assessments and Pots &amp; Pans</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Happy 1 Year to us! Notes: the Super Bowl party food, buying pots and pans, mental and behavioral assessment tests, 'stuck in your job' chat from indeed.com, know the value of your own skills, feeling outdated, become the expert, Cass is not a fan of AC/DC, Glassdoor reviews, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from howstuffworks.com, thanks for a great first year, reflection</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy 1 Year to us! Notes: the Super Bowl party food, buying pots and pans, mental and behavioral assessment tests, 'stuck in your job' chat from indeed.com, know the value of your own skills, feeling outdated, become the expert, Cass is not a fan of AC/DC, Glassdoor reviews, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from howstuffworks.com, thanks for a great first year, reflection</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/mental-assessments-and-pots-pans]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3b9a149a-5a0b-4b96-ab8e-c90f6b8a3c95</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5b0423ef-ac08-411c-872d-3c51ba8df4c3/mental-assessments-and-pots-pans-2-15-22-6-59-pm.mp3" length="107899634" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:56</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>53</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Happy 1 Year to us! Notes: the Super Bowl party food, buying pots and pans, mental and behavioral assessment tests, &apos;stuck in your job&apos; chat from indeed.com, know the value of your own skills, feeling outdated, become the expert, Cass is not a fan of AC/DC, Glassdoor reviews, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from howstuffworks.com, thanks for a great first year, reflection</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Love Stinks - The Valentine&apos;s Episode</title><itunes:title>Love Stinks - The Valentine&apos;s Episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>YouTube Episode 2. Notes: Carwashes, Magnesium, Craigslist job search, driving stories, the beautiful driver that drives too slow, customers that state the obvious, who has the right of way?, do people get lice anymore?, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from proprofs.com, Happy Valentine's Day!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YouTube Episode 2. Notes: Carwashes, Magnesium, Craigslist job search, driving stories, the beautiful driver that drives too slow, customers that state the obvious, who has the right of way?, do people get lice anymore?, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from proprofs.com, Happy Valentine's Day!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/love-stinks-the-valentines-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b5d68a8d-a830-4890-9473-df839bfe086f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5f07754b-f909-4f55-9c04-d4486a3323a4/love-stinks-happy-heart-day-2-11-22-2-42-pm.mp3" length="98390226" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>52</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>YouTube Episode 2. Notes: Carwashes, Craigslist job search, driving stories, the beautiful driver that drives too slow, customers that state the obvious, who has the right of way?, do people get lice anymore?, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from proprofs.com, Happy Valentine&apos;s Day</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Welcome to YouTube!</title><itunes:title>Welcome to YouTube!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cheers to our first YouTube Episode! Show notes: We are so excited for our first (raw) video and episode, Cass' big car tag, Best Buy field trip, Cass talks about the Joe Rogan episode, Joanne Fabric's app doesn't load, just give me the coupon, the bobble head Jesus guy, strangers talking to us at the store, people always want to be the ones that 'saw it first', socials, Meredith surprises Cass with a stripper quiz from playbuzz.com. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIhxhDU_VnQ&amp;t=2s</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cheers to our first YouTube Episode! Show notes: We are so excited for our first (raw) video and episode, Cass' big car tag, Best Buy field trip, Cass talks about the Joe Rogan episode, Joanne Fabric's app doesn't load, just give me the coupon, the bobble head Jesus guy, strangers talking to us at the store, people always want to be the ones that 'saw it first', socials, Meredith surprises Cass with a stripper quiz from playbuzz.com. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIhxhDU_VnQ&amp;t=2s</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/welcome-to-youtube]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dba2d69b-afe5-46bb-9a52-deb4b28be328</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/04912cf2-e4aa-4a96-8c1d-5e0b9884b265/welcome-to-youtube-you-sparkly-stripper-2-3-22-5-43-pm.mp3" length="94293808" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>51</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Cheers to our first YouTube Episode! Show notes: We are so excited for our first (raw) video, Cass&apos; big car tag, Best Buy field trip, Cass talks about the Joe Rogan episode, Joanne Fabric&apos;s app doesn&apos;t load, just give me the coupon, the bobble head Jesus guy, strangers talking to us at the store, people always want to be the ones that &apos;saw it first&apos;, socials, Meredith surprises Cass with a stripper quiz from playbuzz.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Do You Tik the Tok?</title><itunes:title>Do You Tik the Tok?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Cass talks about her accident, the weather here, our weekend concert with Prof (profgampo) and friends, still building new locations with no labor, full respect for those that work in the toy or makeup departments, the book fulfillment center, Cass can recite the alphabet backwards, listening to music when you work, bad with names, live feeds, ASMR, TikTok trends, get outside people, mixing up our greetings, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz (freequizgames.com), Cass is on Keto (sort of), the fryer oil, are companies rolling anything new out?, recording pranks and the customer reactions</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cass talks about her accident, the weather here, our weekend concert with Prof (profgampo) and friends, still building new locations with no labor, full respect for those that work in the toy or makeup departments, the book fulfillment center, Cass can recite the alphabet backwards, listening to music when you work, bad with names, live feeds, ASMR, TikTok trends, get outside people, mixing up our greetings, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz (freequizgames.com), Cass is on Keto (sort of), the fryer oil, are companies rolling anything new out?, recording pranks and the customer reactions</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/do-you-tik-the-tok]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b06a184a-9203-4f59-b688-c134f330a290</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a27a3121-abbe-4524-b7b5-e7ae43e83cf5/do-you-tik-the-tok-1-27-22-7-06-pm.mp3" length="88600577" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>50</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Cass talks about her accident, the weather here, our weekend concert with Prof (profgampo) and friends, still building new locations with no labor, full respect for those that work in the toy or makeup departments, the book fulfillment center, Cass can recite the alphabet backwards, listening to music when you work, bad with names, live feeds, ASMR, TikTok trends, get outside people, mixing up our greetings, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz (freequizgames.com), Cass is on Keto (sort of), the fryer oil, are companies rolling anything new out?, recording pranks and the customer reactions</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Let&apos;s (NOT) Get It On</title><itunes:title>Let&apos;s (NOT) Get It On</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're back! Meredith won some money on a lottery ticket, Cass is on Keto, the Kevie special, purse tacos, Meredith cannot make decisions, the furniture salesman, the Goodfellas scene, there are weirdos everywhere, the large trucking company and seeing some weird stuff, the chef story, Cass should fake fall when the guy brushes past her, Cass isn't bothered and has learned not to overact, break the cycle, be open with your kids, don't be afraid to talk about it, the Western Union weird guy, Unfortunately HR did not help us (our own opinions), Cass yelled at Johnny during a recording, Cass and friend gossip about Meredith when she's not around, everyone needs their space, breakfast times, prepping Diesel's meals, TEF/EA month, Instacart shoppers, poop story, manicures and pedicures, the crying maid of honor, weddings, don't be the quiet one, get it in writing, the finance guy, have we really changed that much, religion, Meredith has a driving story, Meredith forgot to surprise Cass with a quiz</p><p>This episode talks about sexual harassment. If you are the victim of sexual harassment, talk to your manager or HR department immediately. Document everything. Wikipedia states <strong>Sexual harassment</strong> is a type of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harassment" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">harassment</a> involving the use of explicit or implicit sexual overtones, including the unwelcome and inappropriate promises of rewards in exchange for sexual favors. Sexual harassment includes a range of actions from verbal transgressions to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sexual abuse</a> or <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_assault" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">assault</a>. Harassment can occur in many different social settings such as the workplace, the home, school, churches, etc. Harassers or victims may be of any <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sex</a> or <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">gender</a>. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're back! Meredith won some money on a lottery ticket, Cass is on Keto, the Kevie special, purse tacos, Meredith cannot make decisions, the furniture salesman, the Goodfellas scene, there are weirdos everywhere, the large trucking company and seeing some weird stuff, the chef story, Cass should fake fall when the guy brushes past her, Cass isn't bothered and has learned not to overact, break the cycle, be open with your kids, don't be afraid to talk about it, the Western Union weird guy, Unfortunately HR did not help us (our own opinions), Cass yelled at Johnny during a recording, Cass and friend gossip about Meredith when she's not around, everyone needs their space, breakfast times, prepping Diesel's meals, TEF/EA month, Instacart shoppers, poop story, manicures and pedicures, the crying maid of honor, weddings, don't be the quiet one, get it in writing, the finance guy, have we really changed that much, religion, Meredith has a driving story, Meredith forgot to surprise Cass with a quiz</p><p>This episode talks about sexual harassment. If you are the victim of sexual harassment, talk to your manager or HR department immediately. Document everything. Wikipedia states <strong>Sexual harassment</strong> is a type of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harassment" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">harassment</a> involving the use of explicit or implicit sexual overtones, including the unwelcome and inappropriate promises of rewards in exchange for sexual favors. Sexual harassment includes a range of actions from verbal transgressions to <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_abuse" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sexual abuse</a> or <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_assault" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">assault</a>. Harassment can occur in many different social settings such as the workplace, the home, school, churches, etc. Harassers or victims may be of any <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sex</a> or <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">gender</a>. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/lets-not-get-it-on]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">86946df4-6dab-41f2-bfda-dbaced6a2bce</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5a319e3f-66d0-4781-9455-9201e35ed462/let-s-not-get-it-on-1-20-22-6-40-pm.mp3" length="156328774" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:48:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>49</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We&apos;re back! Meredith won some money on a lottery ticket, Cass is on Keto, the Kevie special, purse tacos, Meredith cannot make decisions, the furniture salesman, the Goodfellas scene, there are weirdos everywhere, the large trucking company and seeing some weird stuff, the chef story, Cass should fake fall when the guy brushes past her, Cass isn&apos;t bothered and has learned not to overact, break the cycle, be open with your kids, don&apos;t be afraid to talk about it, the Western Union weird guy, Unfortunately HR did not help us (our own opinions), Cass yelled at Johnny during a recording, Cass and friend gossip about Meredith when she&apos;s not around, everyone needs their space, breakfast times, prepping Diesel&apos;s meals, TEF/EA month, Instacart shoppers, poop story, manicures and pedicures, the crying maid of honor, weddings, don&apos;t be the quiet one, get it in writing, the finance guy, have we really changed that much, religion, Meredith has a driving story, Meredith forgot to surprise Cass with a quiz

This episode talks about sexual harassment. If you are the victim of sexual harassment, talk to your manager or HR department immediately. Document everything. Wikipedia states Sexual harassment is a type of harassment involving the use of explicit or implicit sexual overtones, including the unwelcome and inappropriate promises of rewards in exchange for sexual favors. Sexual harassment includes a range of actions from verbal transgressions to sexual abuse or assault. Harassment can occur in many different social settings such as the workplace, the home, school, churches, etc. Harassers or victims may be of any sex or gender.</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Cass has Fluvid</title><itunes:title>Cass has Fluvid</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Forgive our sound - Cass had to call in again because it's her turn being sick! We talk all about our symptoms, product shortages, snow's here, light truck loads, let's get this over with, the second wave, Betty White and the Golden Girls, Cass' trip to Florida with Sam and Jason, National Holidays from Nationaltoday.com, the lady in the fur jacket, clearance items, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from magiquiz.com</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Forgive our sound - Cass had to call in again because it's her turn being sick! We talk all about our symptoms, product shortages, snow's here, light truck loads, let's get this over with, the second wave, Betty White and the Golden Girls, Cass' trip to Florida with Sam and Jason, National Holidays from Nationaltoday.com, the lady in the fur jacket, clearance items, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from magiquiz.com</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cass-has-fluvid]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4adb7dbb-5208-4711-bfd0-fbb1a494bfac</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/73d99d58-6a53-4a98-a27c-6008dcbb1815/cass-has-fluvid-1-6-22-7-31-pm.mp3" length="76786543" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>53:19</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>48</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Forgive our sound - Cass had to call in again because it&apos;s her turn being sick! We talk all about our symptoms, product shortages, snow&apos;s here, light truck loads, let&apos;s get this over with, the second wave, Betty White and the Golden Girls, Cass&apos; trip to Florida with Sam and Jason, National Holidays from Nationaltoday.com, the lady in the fur jacket, clearance items, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from magiquiz.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Covid Clopen Episode</title><itunes:title>The Covid Clopen Episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Please forgive the sound! Meredith has Covid so Cass had to call in! Show notes: Johnny is a 'Ken', the water heater story, the screen door, Meredith is the 'Karen' of her house, bad haircuts, never get a haircut the day of Prom, recommendations, champagne, Cass' Christmas, Meredith's Covid story, Cass has driving stories, turn on your lights, just be nicer, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please forgive the sound! Meredith has Covid so Cass had to call in! Show notes: Johnny is a 'Ken', the water heater story, the screen door, Meredith is the 'Karen' of her house, bad haircuts, never get a haircut the day of Prom, recommendations, champagne, Cass' Christmas, Meredith's Covid story, Cass has driving stories, turn on your lights, just be nicer, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-covid-clopen-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a33a131-9287-4106-bf11-1d1295ccb240</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/078c33cb-7a59-4fce-bef9-d21820eafd76/the-covid-clopen-episode-12-30-21-12-17-pm.mp3" length="89526566" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>47</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Please forgive the sound! Meredith has Covid so Cass had to call in! Show notes: Johnny is a &apos;Ken&apos;, the water heater story, the screen door, Meredith is the &apos;Karen&apos; of her house, bad haircuts, never get a haircut the day of Prom, recommendations, champagne, Cass&apos; Christmas, Meredith&apos;s Covid story, Cass has driving stories, turn on your lights, just be nicer, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Christmas Quiz</title><itunes:title>The Christmas Quiz</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Music written and recorded by Meredith. Show notes: cookie baking, the stores are empty, photo shoots, find your people, comments from our families, how Cass got her boss in trouble, Cass missed the cheese department, Meredith ate the cheese board, holiday bonuses, save it for a rainy day, negotiating salaries, sign on bonuses, Cass talks about traveling nurses, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from parade.com, St. Nick, Cass sings, caroling, it's never in the backroom, the hot food manager and cashiers that know their stuff </p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Music written and recorded by Meredith. Show notes: cookie baking, the stores are empty, photo shoots, find your people, comments from our families, how Cass got her boss in trouble, Cass missed the cheese department, Meredith ate the cheese board, holiday bonuses, save it for a rainy day, negotiating salaries, sign on bonuses, Cass talks about traveling nurses, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from parade.com, St. Nick, Cass sings, caroling, it's never in the backroom, the hot food manager and cashiers that know their stuff </p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-christmas-quiz]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">9a2b06da-5862-46f0-a483-a1257938dee7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1c4b4349-a422-4f7a-b8d5-b657866860be/the-christmas-quiz-12-24-21-7-34-am.mp3" length="83570647" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>46</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Music written and recorded by Meredith. Show notes: cookie baking, the stores are empty, photo shoots, find your people, comments from our families, how Cass got her boss in trouble, Cass missed the cheese department, Meredith ate the cheese board, holiday bonuses, save it for a rainy day, negotiating salaries, sign on bonuses, Cass talks about traveling nurses, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from parade.com, St. Nick, Cass sings, caroling, it&apos;s never in the backroom, the hot food manager and cashiers that know their stuff</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Cassandra Wears Half Shirts</title><itunes:title>Cassandra Wears Half Shirts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>2 different guys, Cass' half shirt, embarrassing moments, computer problems, Cass grabs lunch during calls, Meredith forgets her point of the story, time changes, TikTok story, Ready Player One movie, catfish filters, cookie baking, why are you trying to be perfect?, some managers are bad, our bestie will do anything for her job, 'yes people', checklists, what kind of manager are you, we share information from playvox.com on management styles, never a dumb question, looking up to the great managers, stop bringing personal stuff to work, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from buzzfed.com. Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2 different guys, Cass' half shirt, embarrassing moments, computer problems, Cass grabs lunch during calls, Meredith forgets her point of the story, time changes, TikTok story, Ready Player One movie, catfish filters, cookie baking, why are you trying to be perfect?, some managers are bad, our bestie will do anything for her job, 'yes people', checklists, what kind of manager are you, we share information from playvox.com on management styles, never a dumb question, looking up to the great managers, stop bringing personal stuff to work, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from buzzfed.com. Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cassandra-wears-half-shirts]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">efaf137f-72a5-49e9-9909-703a110248f1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/874dc100-18ca-496d-8fea-1676984538d8/cassandra-wears-half-shirts.mp3" length="103744284" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:12:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>45</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>2 different guys, Cass&apos; half shirt, embarrassing moments, computer problems, Cass grabs lunch during calls, Meredith forgets her point of the story, time changes, TikTok story, Ready Player One movie, catfish filters, cookie baking, why are you trying to be perfect?, some managers are bad, our bestie will do anything for her job, &apos;yes people&apos;, checklists, what kind of manager are you, we share information from playvox.com on management styles, never a dumb question, looking up to the great managers, stop bringing personal stuff to work, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from buzzfed.com</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Work it, Cass!</title><itunes:title>Work it, Cass!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is the Cassandra interview! Meredith asks Cassandra all about her job. Also: the accidental email, the mixed responses, 2 surprise quizzes, used as an example; Hershey's and Kellogg's companies, no loyalty, we love our jobs, how do these companies know she is working for them, new stores vs. older stores, the milky substance, monthly goals, getting caught taking pictures in comp stores, working outside, Johnny shaved his beard, surge work, windy days</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the Cassandra interview! Meredith asks Cassandra all about her job. Also: the accidental email, the mixed responses, 2 surprise quizzes, used as an example; Hershey's and Kellogg's companies, no loyalty, we love our jobs, how do these companies know she is working for them, new stores vs. older stores, the milky substance, monthly goals, getting caught taking pictures in comp stores, working outside, Johnny shaved his beard, surge work, windy days</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/work-it-cass]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8f7c2d2f-c107-49a6-9b6d-ab115f7925dd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b0c01cc3-6bd9-4b9a-899c-e686ef546397/work-it-cass-12-9-21-6-52-pm.mp3" length="93908868" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:05:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>44</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>This is the Cassandra interview! Meredith asks Cassandra all about her job. Also: the accidental email, the mixed responses, 2 surprise quizzes, used as an example; Hershey&apos;s and Kellogg&apos;s companies, no loyalty, we love our jobs, how do these companies know she is working for them, new stores vs. older stores, the milky substance, monthly goals, getting caught taking pictures in comp stores, working outside, Johnny shaved his beard, surge work, windy days</itunes:summary></item><item><title>All I Want for Christmas is $10 Mascara</title><itunes:title>All I Want for Christmas is $10 Mascara</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Show notes: throw out your leftovers, the girl that used the R-word, we don't condone violence, responding to people who make us mad, what would you do?, the store associate's response, karma, reading our listener's responses, service desk stories, plastic bag song, another story about sister Jenn, air fryer, chocolate peppermint shake, cats and brain freezes, babies eating spicy food, we are lovers, not fighters, Cass' calf cramps, good non-slip shoes, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz, Christmas music and movies</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Show notes: throw out your leftovers, the girl that used the R-word, we don't condone violence, responding to people who make us mad, what would you do?, the store associate's response, karma, reading our listener's responses, service desk stories, plastic bag song, another story about sister Jenn, air fryer, chocolate peppermint shake, cats and brain freezes, babies eating spicy food, we are lovers, not fighters, Cass' calf cramps, good non-slip shoes, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz, Christmas music and movies</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-10-mascara]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">857fe573-446a-46de-b55a-6f2f96ed5095</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ac028367-f15b-4390-9eda-2949dacfd143/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-10-mascara-12-2-21-8-43-pm.mp3" length="93176603" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>43</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Show notes: throw out your leftovers, the girl that used the R-word, we don&apos;t condone violence, responding to people who make us mad, what would you do?, the store associate&apos;s response, karma, reading our listener&apos;s responses, service desk stories, plastic bag song, another story about sister Jenn, air fryer, chocolate peppermint shake, cats and brain freezes, babies eating spicy food, we are lovers, not fighters, Cass&apos; calf cramps, good non-slip shoes, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz, Christmas music and movies</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Droogle - High on LSD</title><itunes:title>Droogle - High on LSD</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Julia and Drew are here! Happy Thanksgiving to all! Show notes: greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, tanning rules, customers and their sweat, the girl that burnt her insides, rumors, Drew and Cass have light skin, poop, Drew listens to the best podcast ever, the company that buys the whole cart for customers during the holidays, stores closed on holidays, last minute shoppers, traveling again, 'thank you' in other languages, Drew has a surprise for Cass, retail acronyms, Drew is a certified scuba diver, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from beano.com, highway speeds, Lake Shore Drive</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Julia and Drew are here! Happy Thanksgiving to all! Show notes: greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, tanning rules, customers and their sweat, the girl that burnt her insides, rumors, Drew and Cass have light skin, poop, Drew listens to the best podcast ever, the company that buys the whole cart for customers during the holidays, stores closed on holidays, last minute shoppers, traveling again, 'thank you' in other languages, Drew has a surprise for Cass, retail acronyms, Drew is a certified scuba diver, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from beano.com, highway speeds, Lake Shore Drive</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/droogle-high-on-lsd]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6fd580b8-3ca1-4517-be9c-a31af0e6263c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ee4d683c-fe78-4ae3-be06-28eeaa73e0eb/droogle-high-on-lsd-11-25-21-7-25-pm.mp3" length="118891125" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:22:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>42</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Julia and Drew are here! Happy Thanksgiving to all! Show notes: greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, tanning rules, customers and their sweat, the girl that burnt her insides, rumors, Drew and Cass have light skin, poop, Drew listens to the best podcast ever, the company that buys the whole cart for customers during the holidays, stores closed on holidays, last minute shoppers, traveling again, &apos;thank you&apos; in other languages, Drew has a surprise for Cass, retail acronyms, Drew is a certified scuba diver, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from beano.com, highway speeds, Lake Shore Drive</itunes:summary></item><item><title>In the Arms of an Angel</title><itunes:title>In the Arms of an Angel</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Show notes: donations at the register, round It up, Sarah McLachlan song 'Angel", Salvation Army, the store that made Cass sick, the extra storage, Cass' Easter basket, young ones and all the things they say and do, 1, 2..., Canada fruit, so many cars, lobsters, fish tank, over informed, Black Friday shopping, another Jenn story, the young thief, twentytwowords.com, lost kids, the fish tank at the store, Cass thinks we are reincarnated, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from proprofs.com, turkey talk</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Show notes: donations at the register, round It up, Sarah McLachlan song 'Angel", Salvation Army, the store that made Cass sick, the extra storage, Cass' Easter basket, young ones and all the things they say and do, 1, 2..., Canada fruit, so many cars, lobsters, fish tank, over informed, Black Friday shopping, another Jenn story, the young thief, twentytwowords.com, lost kids, the fish tank at the store, Cass thinks we are reincarnated, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from proprofs.com, turkey talk</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/in-the-arms-of-an-angel]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5a3a9ef0-79b2-4574-95ba-d1ec1d07bf6e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5b5f97a3-9658-4c3d-b0b5-eadc862bcb46/in-the-arms-of-an-angel.mp3" length="102495422" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>41</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Show notes: donations at the register, round It up, Sarah McLachlan song &apos;Angel&quot;, Salvation Army, the store that made Cass sick, the extra storage, Cass&apos; Easter basket, young ones and all the things they say and do, 1, 2..., Canada fruit, so many cars, lobsters, fish tank, over informed, Black Friday shopping, another Jenn story, the young thief, twentytwowords.com, lost kids, the fish tank at the store, Cass thinks we are reincarnated, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz from proprofs.com, turkey talk</itunes:summary></item><item><title>KT&apos;s Cheesecakes</title><itunes:title>KT&apos;s Cheesecakes</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This is a fun one! We interview KT Hugz, owner of KT's Cheesecakes and talk all about cheesecake. Then, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a quiz by funtrivia.com. #ogcheesecake</p><p>Support us here by buying some Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a fun one! We interview KT Hugz, owner of KT's Cheesecakes and talk all about cheesecake. Then, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a quiz by funtrivia.com. #ogcheesecake</p><p>Support us here by buying some Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/kts-cheesecakes]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1f03c840-383d-42c5-a71f-8d7f1f479690</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/55103c3c-cac9-4a18-8387-f9b0f274eea3/7-23-8-14-AM.mp3" length="90085168" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:02:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>40</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>This is a fun one! We interview KT Hugz, owner of KT&apos;s Cheesecakes and talk all about cheesecake. Then, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a quiz by funtrivia.com. #ogcheesecake</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Hittin&apos; the Highlights</title><itunes:title>Hittin&apos; the Highlights</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's recap week! Join us for some fun highlights from the first 39 episodes, including some outtakes that never made it onto an episode!</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's recap week! Join us for some fun highlights from the first 39 episodes, including some outtakes that never made it onto an episode!</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/hittin-the-highlights]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">924533e8-70a2-4424-ba6d-d3ffb2d08a72</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/5911f644-b0d2-4b6a-83ec-a7d7b271eaf9/hittin-the-highlights-11-1-21-6-47-pm.mp3" length="60802739" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>42:13</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:summary>It&apos;s recap week! Join us for some fun highlights from the first 39 episodes, including some outtakes that never made it onto an episode!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Rolling Thunder - Cass&apos; Concert</title><itunes:title>Rolling Thunder - Cass&apos; Concert</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Cassandra has a great store director story for us, store walks, resetting a display, single serve meals, if Cassandra wanted to feel needed, adding emotions to messages,  Jenn's bright phone, differing doctor appointments, Christmas movies, store music, Cassandra sings for us, work vs. the podcast, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Cassandra has a great store director story for us, store walks, resetting a display, single serve meals, if Cassandra wanted to feel needed, adding emotions to messages,  Jenn's bright phone, differing doctor appointments, Christmas movies, store music, Cassandra sings for us, work vs. the podcast, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/rolling-thunder-cass-concert]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">095b4b2e-92f4-423b-b6ce-5446753b5ae5</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1369c098-76b3-40ad-a64a-346c9dbe3b98/rollling-thunder-cass-concert-10-28-21-7-13-pm.mp3" length="85514158" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>39</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Notes: Cassandra has a great store director story for us, store walks, resetting a display, single serve meals, if Cassandra wanted to feel needed, adding emotions to messages,  Jenn&apos;s bright phone, differing doctor appointments, Christmas movies, store music, Cassandra sings for us, work vs. the podcast, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Creeps, Treats, and 3 Sweets</title><itunes:title>Creeps, Treats, and 3 Sweets</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Brianna is back! Notes: Halloween, Spooky Season, Trick or Treaters, Cass' breakfast, the creepy cart pusher, another Mrs. A story, the kid driving the cart, oil spills, the gross water machine, dirty jugs, merch store, pumpkins, Brianna gets drug tested, what would you do, choking, drowning, Meredith surprises Cass and Brianna with a quiz</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brianna is back! Notes: Halloween, Spooky Season, Trick or Treaters, Cass' breakfast, the creepy cart pusher, another Mrs. A story, the kid driving the cart, oil spills, the gross water machine, dirty jugs, merch store, pumpkins, Brianna gets drug tested, what would you do, choking, drowning, Meredith surprises Cass and Brianna with a quiz</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/creeps-treats-and-3-sweets]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2e528715-5041-40af-bd6a-1672f02999c3</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7621974b-178d-46f6-8e3a-658b03d47392/creeps-treats-and-3-sweets-10-28-21-7-27-pm.mp3" length="83998847" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:20</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>36</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Brianna is back! Notes: Halloween, Spooky Season, Trick or Treaters, Cass&apos; breakfast, the creepy cart pusher, another Mrs. A story, the kid driving the cart, oil spills, the gross water machine, dirty jugs, merch store, pumpkins, Brianna gets drug tested, what would you do, choking, drowning, Meredith surprises Cass and Brianna with a quiz</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Do You Even Drive, Bro?</title><itunes:title>Do You Even Drive, Bro?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Cass fights with a Jeep, following the red, yellow and green lines on the floor, he forgot his hearing aids, older people at the DMV, Meredith fails a test, Cass is a great driver, speed light cameras, photo enforced, Cass cries a lot for some reason, the bad nurse, Meredith's private tests, colonoscopies, taking care of those co-workers, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Cass fights with a Jeep, following the red, yellow and green lines on the floor, he forgot his hearing aids, older people at the DMV, Meredith fails a test, Cass is a great driver, speed light cameras, photo enforced, Cass cries a lot for some reason, the bad nurse, Meredith's private tests, colonoscopies, taking care of those co-workers, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</p><p>Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/do-you-even-drive-bro]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f95ed75f-a312-4ff5-b70d-1d7a8b7a5625</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/175770e7-ef66-471b-a79a-eaf5ed73eaf0/do-you-even-drive-bro-10-13-21-6-37-pm.mp3" length="106682119" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:14:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>35</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Notes: Cass fights with a Jeep, following the red, yellow and green lines on the floor, he forgot his hearing aids, older people at the DMV, Meredith fails a test, Cass is a great driver, speed light cameras, photo enforced, Cass cries a lot for some reason, the bad nurse, Meredith&apos;s private tests, colonoscopies, taking care of those co-workers, Meredith surprises Cass with a quiz</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Spooky Season!</title><itunes:title>Spooky Season!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We didn't even know this was going to be a spooky episode but here we are! Notes: we scare easily, people that scare us, accidents in the backroom, getting locked in the freezer, trucks leaving the dock with team members in the trailer, being awkward at funerals, béchamel sauce, dock guidelines, the bailer, the pressure cooker, the last moments in a freezer, use waste bags on the mountains, the diaper accident, the accident at the signing, PayPal, paying bills online, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a quiz</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We didn't even know this was going to be a spooky episode but here we are! Notes: we scare easily, people that scare us, accidents in the backroom, getting locked in the freezer, trucks leaving the dock with team members in the trailer, being awkward at funerals, béchamel sauce, dock guidelines, the bailer, the pressure cooker, the last moments in a freezer, use waste bags on the mountains, the diaper accident, the accident at the signing, PayPal, paying bills online, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a quiz</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/spooky-season]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">db4cf32e-3272-4433-9e84-56eea53ca869</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/750aa399-beaa-4fe2-98e0-d605c9e2485a/spooky-season-10-7-21-7-17-pm.mp3" length="102363764" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:05</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>34</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We didn&apos;t even know this was going to be a spooky episode but here we are! Notes: we scare easily, people that scare us, accidents in the backroom, getting locked in the freezer, trucks leaving the dock with team members in the trailer, being awkward at funerals, béchamel sauce, dock guidelines, the bailer, the pressure cooker, the last moments in a freezer, use waste bags on the mountains, the diaper accident, the accident at the signing, PayPal, paying bills online, Meredith surprises Cassandra with a quiz</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Turning Heads and Trimming Ends</title><itunes:title>Turning Heads and Trimming Ends</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Professional stylist Annie is here! Annie owns Turning Heads in Antioch , IL and she has some fun stories for us! Notes: vocational school, open campus lunch, Meredith has really bad hair, chunky highlights are coming back, trends, mullets, no more perms!, messy bums, box color in 2020, don't lie about what you've done to your hair, lice, ASMR, hair extensions, washing your hair, sleepy clients, Meredith surprises Cass with another quiz, hair extensions, Cass' timeless haircut, bangs</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Professional stylist Annie is here! Annie owns Turning Heads in Antioch , IL and she has some fun stories for us! Notes: vocational school, open campus lunch, Meredith has really bad hair, chunky highlights are coming back, trends, mullets, no more perms!, messy bums, box color in 2020, don't lie about what you've done to your hair, lice, ASMR, hair extensions, washing your hair, sleepy clients, Meredith surprises Cass with another quiz, hair extensions, Cass' timeless haircut, bangs</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/turning-heads-and-trimming-ends]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d3d96c2c-3859-42f7-961b-a8eab23cc417</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/bb38afaf-68a9-48f9-bb13-f39b16010457/turning-heads-and-trimming-ends-9-29-21-6-19-pm.mp3" length="132647415" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:32:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>33</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Professional stylist Annie is here! Annie owns Turning Heads in Antioch , IL and she has some fun stories for us! Notes: vocational school, open campus lunch, Meredith has really bad hair, chunky highlights are coming back, trends, mullets, no more perms!, messy bums, box color in 2020, don&apos;t lie about what you&apos;ve done to your hair, lice, ASMR, hair extensions, washing your hair, sleepy clients, Meredith surprises Cass with another quiz, hair extensions, Cass&apos; timeless haircut, bangs</itunes:summary></item><item><title>C for Corn</title><itunes:title>C for Corn</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Cass's Florida trip, poor man's margarita, more mask talk, fishy smells, Champ's in Lake Geneva, over and under tipping, can't understand accents, the pharmacy didn't want to help her, the greek alphabet, the military alphabet, spelling out your name on the phone, more airport stories, Meredith surprises Cass with another quiz</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Notes: Cass's Florida trip, poor man's margarita, more mask talk, fishy smells, Champ's in Lake Geneva, over and under tipping, can't understand accents, the pharmacy didn't want to help her, the greek alphabet, the military alphabet, spelling out your name on the phone, more airport stories, Meredith surprises Cass with another quiz</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/c-for-corn]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">854a5dd9-3607-4377-86c0-9983c59c8868</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2500353d-6303-4b96-8731-c5059211d60d/c-for-corn-92121.mp3" length="85001949" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>32</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Notes: Cass&apos;s Florida trip, poor man&apos;s margarita, more mask talk, fishy smells, Champ&apos;s in Lake Geneva, over and under tipping, can&apos;t understand accents, the pharmacy didn&apos;t want to help her, the greek alphabet, the military alphabet, spelling out your name on the phone, more airport stories, Meredith surprises Cass with another quiz</itunes:summary></item><item><title>SHUT IT DOWN!</title><itunes:title>SHUT IT DOWN!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Please join us for an incredible interview with Gina and Jerry, owners of the Richmond Brathaus! Please visit them here: https://richmondbrathaus.com</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please join us for an incredible interview with Gina and Jerry, owners of the Richmond Brathaus! Please visit them here: https://richmondbrathaus.com</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/shut-it-down]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">42b9eac2-09fa-4b4a-8c7d-9078e39a29c9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e701c85f-4fc5-42e7-89f9-4d68bf2976e6/shut-it-down-9-16-21-8-01-pm.mp3" length="100380130" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>31</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Please join us for an incredible interview with Gina and Jerry, owners of the Richmond Brathaus!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Garbage Panda</title><itunes:title>Garbage Panda</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Paul and Kevin are here!</p><p>Notes: Pizza Paul, Garbage Panda, Driver's Ed, why is their pizza place the best, best pizza out of 10, ordering for the restaurant, stealing customer's credit card (not her real name), Meredith's wallet get stolen, pooping on company time, sweating wet bathroom, Paul's last work party, Cass' last work party, Kevin missed the whole Vegas Pizza Expo, what happens in Vegas, delivering beer, the pizza delivery truck, the accident, favorite pizzas</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paul and Kevin are here!</p><p>Notes: Pizza Paul, Garbage Panda, Driver's Ed, why is their pizza place the best, best pizza out of 10, ordering for the restaurant, stealing customer's credit card (not her real name), Meredith's wallet get stolen, pooping on company time, sweating wet bathroom, Paul's last work party, Cass' last work party, Kevin missed the whole Vegas Pizza Expo, what happens in Vegas, delivering beer, the pizza delivery truck, the accident, favorite pizzas</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/garbage-panda]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3f7c80df-3571-43e8-a047-95f633334088</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4d7ad947-a2a5-41f2-8309-e491635c8386/garbage-panda-9-9-21-7-41-pm.mp3" length="95839839" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>30</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Paul and Kevin are here!
Notes: Pizza Paul, Garbage Panda, Driver&apos;s Ed, why is their pizza place the best, best pizza out of 10, ordering for the restaurant, stealing customer&apos;s credit card (not her real name), Meredith&apos;s wallet get stolen, pooping on company time, sweating wet bathroom, Paul&apos;s last work party, Cass&apos; last work party, Kevin missed the whole Vegas Pizza Expo, what happens in Vegas, delivering beer, the pizza delivery truck, the accident, favorite pizzas</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Fun-fetti!</title><itunes:title>Fun-fetti!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The experts of cake decorating are here! An interview with Abby and Jenna!</p><p>Show notes: the bulldog tattoo, big daddy, unhappy customers, the graffiti themed cake, those that take the orders, call me at the store, Poppycakes, IDDBA, the parking lot exchange, best and worst compliments, no cake mixes here, wedding cakes, the drowsy medicine, they bring the children into it, Meredith surprises Cassandra with another quiz!</p><p>Poppycakes: https://www.facebook.com/poppycakespatisserie/</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p><p>Venmo: @theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The experts of cake decorating are here! An interview with Abby and Jenna!</p><p>Show notes: the bulldog tattoo, big daddy, unhappy customers, the graffiti themed cake, those that take the orders, call me at the store, Poppycakes, IDDBA, the parking lot exchange, best and worst compliments, no cake mixes here, wedding cakes, the drowsy medicine, they bring the children into it, Meredith surprises Cassandra with another quiz!</p><p>Poppycakes: https://www.facebook.com/poppycakespatisserie/</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p><p>Venmo: @theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/funfetti]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">37c98a2d-c201-4e03-bf4c-c5e1941476ab</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/789262ff-1a13-40df-ac06-22a551150e6a/funfetti-9-1-21-8-31-pm.mp3" length="123925443" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:26:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>29</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The experts of cake decorating are here! An interview with Abby and Jenna!
Show notes: the bulldog tattoo, big daddy, unhappy customers, the graffiti themed cake, those that take the orders, call me at the store, Poppycakes, IDDBA, the parking lot exchange, best and worst compliments, no cake mixes here, wedding cakes, the drowsy medicine, they bring the children into it, Meredith surprises Cassandra with another quiz!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Cheesecakes, Clay, Art and Barks</title><itunes:title>Cheesecakes, Clay, Art and Barks</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Jess and the review episode are here! Here are the businesses mentioned in this week's episode:</p><ul><li>KT's Cheesecakes DBA: https://m.facebook.com/KTsCheeseCakes/</li><li>(mentioned) The Sugar Circle in Woodstock, IL, Cullom Knoll in Ringwood, IL, After the Fox in McHenry, IL</li><li>Skidbarks Dog Toys: https://www.facebook.com/skidbarks</li><li>Growing Vibes: https://growing-vibes.myshopify.com</li><li>Clayamore Jewelry: https://clayamorejewelry.com/shop</li><li>Shannon Abbey Art: shannonabbey.com</li><li>Belinda McB: NestEggFarm.Shop</li><li>Hickory Hill Foods, LLC: https://hickoryhillfoods.com/shop</li><li>@ThePenisShop on Etsy</li><li>PrincessKittyCrafts: @keyblademasterkitty on Etsy</li><li>Our guest: @queenpeeve </li></ul><br/><p>We are not affiliated with these businesses and hold no responsibility for any transactions.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jess and the review episode are here! Here are the businesses mentioned in this week's episode:</p><ul><li>KT's Cheesecakes DBA: https://m.facebook.com/KTsCheeseCakes/</li><li>(mentioned) The Sugar Circle in Woodstock, IL, Cullom Knoll in Ringwood, IL, After the Fox in McHenry, IL</li><li>Skidbarks Dog Toys: https://www.facebook.com/skidbarks</li><li>Growing Vibes: https://growing-vibes.myshopify.com</li><li>Clayamore Jewelry: https://clayamorejewelry.com/shop</li><li>Shannon Abbey Art: shannonabbey.com</li><li>Belinda McB: NestEggFarm.Shop</li><li>Hickory Hill Foods, LLC: https://hickoryhillfoods.com/shop</li><li>@ThePenisShop on Etsy</li><li>PrincessKittyCrafts: @keyblademasterkitty on Etsy</li><li>Our guest: @queenpeeve </li></ul><br/><p>We are not affiliated with these businesses and hold no responsibility for any transactions.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/cheesecakes-clay-art-and-barks]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">13ea105f-0584-41df-b043-d29c3bc3ad97</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9f8dded8-d2d9-41cb-a9f9-9747b435de91/cheesecake-clay-art-and-barks-8-26-21-5-55-pm.mp3" length="84193198" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>58:28</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>28</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The review episode! Here are the businesses that sent in their info and we chatted about them!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Show Us Your Junk</title><itunes:title>Show Us Your Junk</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Episode Highlights:</strong></p><ul><li>Why we could&nbsp;<em>never</em>&nbsp;work in insurance: too much empathy!</li><li>The hilarious reality of the junk aisle, junk drawers, and quirky collectors.</li><li>Haircuts, tipping etiquette, and the chaos of cutting your own bangs.</li><li>Masks make a comeback in stores—what’s the vibe now?</li><li>Meredith’s epic work trip… that never happened!</li><li>The unforgettable “bag story” and juicy gossip from the airport.</li><li>Navigating a half lockdown and dealing with so many aggressive people.</li><li>The&nbsp;<em>9 most asked retail questions</em>—and how we hilariously answer them all wrong.</li></ul><br/><p><strong>Support the Show!</strong></p><p>If you’re loving our episodes, share the laughs and support us on Venmo: @theclopeneffect.</p><p>Don’t miss this jam-packed episode filled with humor, relatable chaos, and all the stories you can’t stop talking about!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Episode Highlights:</strong></p><ul><li>Why we could&nbsp;<em>never</em>&nbsp;work in insurance: too much empathy!</li><li>The hilarious reality of the junk aisle, junk drawers, and quirky collectors.</li><li>Haircuts, tipping etiquette, and the chaos of cutting your own bangs.</li><li>Masks make a comeback in stores—what’s the vibe now?</li><li>Meredith’s epic work trip… that never happened!</li><li>The unforgettable “bag story” and juicy gossip from the airport.</li><li>Navigating a half lockdown and dealing with so many aggressive people.</li><li>The&nbsp;<em>9 most asked retail questions</em>—and how we hilariously answer them all wrong.</li></ul><br/><p><strong>Support the Show!</strong></p><p>If you’re loving our episodes, share the laughs and support us on Venmo: @theclopeneffect.</p><p>Don’t miss this jam-packed episode filled with humor, relatable chaos, and all the stories you can’t stop talking about!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/show-us-your-junk]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7bf28117-11ff-41b2-806d-8ef96959bffb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9ff1912a-e712-486d-804b-3b96d2705279/show-us-your-junk-8-18-21-8-10-am.mp3" length="87110344" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:00:29</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>27</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Show notes: we could never work in insurance; we’re too empathetic, the junk aisle in a store, junk drawers, collectors, haircuts and tipping, cutting your bangs, stores are back to wearing masks, Meredith’s work trip that never happened, the bag story, gossip at the airport, half lockdown, so many aggressive people, 9 retail questions that we answer all wrong</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Mrs. A</title><itunes:title>Mrs. A</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The Clopen Effect takes on Indy! We talk about our visit to St. Elmo's Steakhouse, drinks at Kilroy's, and the street rapper we met. We also talk about Mrs. A aka 'the worst customer ever', the blind shopper, and Meredith surprises Cassandra with a Golden Girl's quiz! RIP Betty White 12/31/21</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Clopen Effect takes on Indy! We talk about our visit to St. Elmo's Steakhouse, drinks at Kilroy's, and the street rapper we met. We also talk about Mrs. A aka 'the worst customer ever', the blind shopper, and Meredith surprises Cassandra with a Golden Girl's quiz! RIP Betty White 12/31/21</p><p>Merch store: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/mrs-a]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">46b91dc6-a407-4f05-afec-37a142977bb9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/118d6fe1-6e26-42ba-b682-a0b0e246062e/mrs-a-8-24-21-7-54-am.mp3" length="91768499" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>The Clopen Effect takes on Indy! We talk about our visit to St. Elmo&apos;s Steakhouse, drinks at Kilroy&apos;s, and the street rapper we met. We also talk about Mrs. A aka &apos;the worst customer ever&apos;, the blind shopper, and Meredith surprises Cassandra with a Golden Girl&apos;s quiz!</itunes:summary></item><item><title>&apos;It&apos;s Like A Family Here!&apos;</title><itunes:title>&apos;It&apos;s Like A Family Here!&apos;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Reckless drivers, traveling again, truck driving and put it in park, hitting the cart corral, Escapades, Cass teaches us how to buy a vehicle, service writers, the windshield story, the lady beeping in the parking lot, water parks are scary, ya'll are broke, the general labor strike, interview prepping and practice questions, tell the person next to you that they are beautiful </p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reckless drivers, traveling again, truck driving and put it in park, hitting the cart corral, Escapades, Cass teaches us how to buy a vehicle, service writers, the windshield story, the lady beeping in the parking lot, water parks are scary, ya'll are broke, the general labor strike, interview prepping and practice questions, tell the person next to you that they are beautiful </p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/its-like-a-family-here]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7d8c7d53-d7ec-4548-b1af-dd003d51e158</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ff89eb58-5c24-4c2f-9754-21a1f67a2893/it-s-like-a-family-here-8-4-21-12-19-pm.mp3" length="108921544" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Reckless drivers, traveling again, truck driving and put it in park, hitting the cart corral, Escapades, Cass teaches us how to buy a vehicle, service writers, the windshield story, the lady beeping in the parking lot, water parks are scary, ya&apos;ll are broke, the general labor strike, interview prepping and practice questions, tell the person next to you that they are beautiful</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Do You Wash Your Chicken?</title><itunes:title>Do You Wash Your Chicken?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Show notes: Washing the walls, gross hair in shower drains, Cass' driving story and the things she sees, bathrooms,  wood working with smoker's furniture, the baby spider nest, palmetto bugs are flying cockroaches, moldy lunchmeat pushers, just getting product in during 2020, you can't wear brown shoes with a black shirt, Healthy Headlines food safety quiz, cleaning your kitchen before cooking, Cass' house flies and the neighborhood flies</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Show notes: Washing the walls, gross hair in shower drains, Cass' driving story and the things she sees, bathrooms,  wood working with smoker's furniture, the baby spider nest, palmetto bugs are flying cockroaches, moldy lunchmeat pushers, just getting product in during 2020, you can't wear brown shoes with a black shirt, Healthy Headlines food safety quiz, cleaning your kitchen before cooking, Cass' house flies and the neighborhood flies</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/do-you-wash-your-chicken]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">eb3140f4-0ad7-4588-8e56-1ea919046144</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0cc65e29-fdc6-449b-b079-ea1db4ad4d46/do-you-wash-your-chicken-7-31-21-7-29-am.mp3" length="88905270" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:01:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Sorry, We&apos;re Closed!</title><itunes:title>Sorry, We&apos;re Closed!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>It's sibling Friday! Drew and Mandy are here! </p><p>Show notes: all of Mandy's jobs, business closings, ordering product from different counties, working concerts, Greek night and broken plates,  those that wear hair extensions, restaurants we are boycotting, the Italian visitor, store walks, deli stories, the sibling quiz, sleeping on the job</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It's sibling Friday! Drew and Mandy are here! </p><p>Show notes: all of Mandy's jobs, business closings, ordering product from different counties, working concerts, Greek night and broken plates,  those that wear hair extensions, restaurants we are boycotting, the Italian visitor, store walks, deli stories, the sibling quiz, sleeping on the job</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/sorry-were-closed]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b1adb1b5-5642-40be-b1f5-9edb1046fc9e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/60345ddc-1a5a-4cab-91ca-6c5569b8e64e/sorry-we-re-closed-7-21-21-8-35-pm.mp3" length="91356600" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode></item><item><title>Whining and Dining</title><itunes:title>Whining and Dining</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Johnny 'planned' dinner, first day at the office, corporate visits, shiny focaccia, cupcakes in the wrong packaging, store walks, emails, being organized, being questioned on everything, knowing your numbers, that mute button, having to look up words, word of the day calendar, the slip and slide, the full sheet cake story</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Johnny 'planned' dinner, first day at the office, corporate visits, shiny focaccia, cupcakes in the wrong packaging, store walks, emails, being organized, being questioned on everything, knowing your numbers, that mute button, having to look up words, word of the day calendar, the slip and slide, the full sheet cake story</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/whining-and-dining]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">838d8e18-84be-4d23-bb38-f06dfc22673a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/523154c4-a4a2-4025-92a0-dd4fa5305234/whining-and-dining-7-15-21-7-34-pm.mp3" length="82274138" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:08</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>22</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Johnny &apos;planned&apos; 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Show notes: pronouncing names correctly, service dogs, animals are so smart, do non-service animals belong in a grocery store?, the photo op in the pillow aisle, RIP Kalla's hairless rat, video rental and tanning salon, only tan once a day, Who rents porn anymore?, the twins, adult entertainment talk, the This or That game</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kalla is here! Show notes: pronouncing names correctly, service dogs, animals are so smart, do non-service animals belong in a grocery store?, the photo op in the pillow aisle, RIP Kalla's hairless rat, video rental and tanning salon, only tan once a day, Who rents porn anymore?, the twins, adult entertainment talk, the This or That game</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/this-or-that]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f9292126-dca3-4a0f-bceb-e06bb25ccdc9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/deb74f14-a91a-4d95-823c-85bedf79f0ac/this-or-that-7-1-21-6-27-pm.mp3" length="82627105" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Kalla is here! Show notes: pronouncing names correctly, service dogs, animals are so smart, do non-service animals belong in a grocery store?, the photo op in the pillow aisle, RIP Kalla&apos;s hairless rat, video rental and tanning salon, only tan once a day, Who rents porn anymore?, the twins, adult entertainment talk, the This or That game</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Happy Birthday, Cassandra!</title><itunes:title>Happy Birthday, Cassandra!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Show notes:  stressing over nothing, positive affirmations, corporate walks, sanitized pies, glitter soap,  being a legit business, banks own us, the super creepy whisperer guy, the homeless woman, giving to the homeless, https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Show notes:  stressing over nothing, positive affirmations, corporate walks, sanitized pies, glitter soap,  being a legit business, banks own us, the super creepy whisperer guy, the homeless woman, giving to the homeless, https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/happy-birthday-cassandra]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c45a1339-863f-4c5e-86f2-7c5759f4c289</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a72e89e2-85b4-4867-b1c3-3631f26819b5/happy-birthday-cassandra-6-24-21-8-46-pm.mp3" length="73370353" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>50:57</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Show notes:  stressing over nothing, positive affirmations, corporate walks, sanitized pies, glitter soap,  being a legit business, banks own us, the super creepy whisperer guy, the homeless woman, giving to the homeless, https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</itunes:summary></item><item><title>You&apos;ve Been Eighty Seven&apos;d</title><itunes:title>You&apos;ve Been Eighty Seven&apos;d</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Brianna is here!</p><p>Show notes: Do not be like customer #87, deli stories, why do they ask so many times?, the bearded lady, crumblier, being a great manager, good looking customers, stinky co-workers, more driving stories</p><p>Vegan beef jerky review: Noble Jerky</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brianna is here!</p><p>Show notes: Do not be like customer #87, deli stories, why do they ask so many times?, the bearded lady, crumblier, being a great manager, good looking customers, stinky co-workers, more driving stories</p><p>Vegan beef jerky review: Noble Jerky</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/youve-been-eighty-sevend]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a82d472b-691e-4d1b-a837-a1511286f6c4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d59e89cd-2232-42df-af7e-1d652b51d953/you-ve-been-eighty-seven-d.mp3" length="98839742" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Brianna is here! Show notes: Do not be like customer #87, deli stories, why do they ask so many times?, the bearded lady, crumblier, being a great manager, good looking customers, stinky co-workers, more driving stories.  Vegan beef jerky review: Noble Jerky</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Surprise! Bonus Episode!</title><itunes:title>Surprise! Bonus Episode!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Just for fun! This is how many times we have to practice our intro because we laugh so much!  Let us know which intro you like best! LOL</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just for fun! This is how many times we have to practice our intro because we laugh so much!  Let us know which intro you like best! LOL</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/surprise-bonus-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d366f82a-ced8-4c12-a3b6-2e9c5630281f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2021 07:45:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/a49b2d8f-a961-479f-90f9-42dd3e0e196b/bonus-surprise-6-17-21-9-31-pm.mp3" length="11055773" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>07:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType><itunes:summary>Just for fun! 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We interview our friend from Loss Prevention and it's amazing!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Part 1 of 2!  We interview our friend from Loss Prevention and it's amazing!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/hey-can-i-talk-to-you-for-a-minute]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a373a2c7-999c-4a4e-b8d8-32b1d4bdef69</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c4aa5a6d-aa30-4e6a-92b3-8724919edcde/hey-can-i-talk-to-you-for-a-minute.mp3" length="99876698" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:21</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Part 1 of 2!  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A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pizza management, skate boarding, hanging clothes the correct way, angry customers, customers that don't know they are using their own phone to call you, threatened to get beat up, delivery drivers, jack of all trades but master of none, creepy but discreetly, 'Narr'</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for all your support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/creepy-yet-discreetly]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">aa85a535-b6a5-4084-874f-fdd9840c832f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/cf81478f-7ff9-4652-9775-84e7ec9f585d/creepy-yet-discreetly-5-27-21-7-06-pm.mp3" length="92153439" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Pizza management, skate boarding, hanging clothes the correct way, angry customers, customers that don&apos;t know they are using their own phone to call you, threatened to get beat up, delivery drivers, jack of all trades but master of none, creepy but discreetly, &apos;Narr&apos;</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Roxy and the Maskimals</title><itunes:title>Roxy and the Maskimals</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Working overnights, being a student while working third shift, Maskimals and those that take selfies with them, pay attention to your video calls!, the new stove, Where's my toaster?, power equipment and their slow speeds, PPE while making a bale, the workers that don't stop talking, lunch breaks</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Working overnights, being a student while working third shift, Maskimals and those that take selfies with them, pay attention to your video calls!, the new stove, Where's my toaster?, power equipment and their slow speeds, PPE while making a bale, the workers that don't stop talking, lunch breaks</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/roxy-and-the-maskimals]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">164de750-efd0-412c-b976-3c87d582d1fa</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9796a72b-252e-42c1-b736-ccb4a63d97c7/roxy-and-the-maskimals-7-5-21-7-58-am.mp3" length="97964535" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:08:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Working overnights, being a student while working third shift, Maskimals and those that take selfies with them, pay attention to your video calls!, the new stove, Where&apos;s my toaster?, power equipment and their slow speeds, PPE while making a bale, the workers that don&apos;t stop talking, lunch breaks</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Know Your Worth!</title><itunes:title>Know Your Worth!</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>EEEKS Episode 13! It put a spell on us but we got through it: Grand openings, labor shortages, following maps, Oh Canada, Hi Jason!, asking for more money, negotiating, know your worth</p><p>Quote: "Nothing will destroy a great employee faster than watching your employer tolerate and reward the bad ones."</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>EEEKS Episode 13! It put a spell on us but we got through it: Grand openings, labor shortages, following maps, Oh Canada, Hi Jason!, asking for more money, negotiating, know your worth</p><p>Quote: "Nothing will destroy a great employee faster than watching your employer tolerate and reward the bad ones."</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/know-your-worth]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">db463f1e-be7d-43fc-a60f-17e1bbe639e1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/783455b6-9d8f-4651-ab7c-2497493a6843/know-your-worth-5-12-21-8-56-pm.mp3" length="116712512" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:21:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>EEEKS Episode 13! It put a spell on us but we got through it: Grand openings, labor shortages, following maps, Oh Canada, Hi Jason!, asking for more money, negotiating, know your worth
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Val - Dash it!</p><p>We interview Cassandra's great friend Val and learn all about Doordash.</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p><p>Venmo: @theclopeneffect </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/val-dash]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f90bb6db-3a07-4a32-a390-8f1ebea824a6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ed0aab74-55d1-451a-8e89-29a51cfe5d44/val-dash-7-5-21-7-44-am.mp3" length="108297740" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:15:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Do you want your food hot, fresh and on time? Val - Dash it!  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She tells us everything we need to know about pick up and delivery.</p><p>Episode notes: Bananas, dried cilantro, tipping the shoppers, listening to those murder stories, the weird family at the register, the Seaman Party, hosts and waitresses, meeting 80's wrestlers, Cass makes noises, mart carts and those that use them, ultra-running</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p><p>Venmo: @theclopeneffect </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please join us as we interview Christine, the professional online grocery shopper! She tells us everything we need to know about pick up and delivery.</p><p>Episode notes: Bananas, dried cilantro, tipping the shoppers, listening to those murder stories, the weird family at the register, the Seaman Party, hosts and waitresses, meeting 80's wrestlers, Cass makes noises, mart carts and those that use them, ultra-running</p><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/</p><p>Support: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect</p><p>Venmo: @theclopeneffect </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/seaman-party-of-six]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">0505ab5f-a04d-4411-b415-f67ea3dea61b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2bc3f5b9-681a-409c-a8e5-2802bb02c204/seaman-party-of-s-x-4-20-21-7-12-pm.mp3" length="103168127" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Please join us as we interview Christine, the professional online grocery shopper! She tells us everything we need to know about pick up and delivery.

Episode notes: Bananas, dried cilantro, tipping the shoppers, listening to those murder stories, the weird family at the register, the Seaman Party, hosts and waitresses, meeting 80&apos;s wrestlers, Cass makes noises, mart carts and those that use them, ultra-running</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Do Not P*ss Off The Kitchen</title><itunes:title>Do Not P*ss Off The Kitchen</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Working close to home, road rage, the pharmacy, food service, professional curb hitter, speed bumps, rubber girdles, natural corn dogs, hitting curbs, great-grandma, more deli stories, don't make the kitchen mad, confined cooking spaces, funnel cakes, aka: the garbage episode</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Working close to home, road rage, the pharmacy, food service, professional curb hitter, speed bumps, rubber girdles, natural corn dogs, hitting curbs, great-grandma, more deli stories, don't make the kitchen mad, confined cooking spaces, funnel cakes, aka: the garbage episode</p><p>Meredith's new book here: <a href="https://a.co/d/1TBStVH" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://a.co/d/1TBStVH</a></p><p>All the Clopen links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814</a></p><p>All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/do-not-pss-off-the-kitchen]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ac9c3a94-bb43-4fc4-b63a-6abf1f89cf30</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b6b3d354-689b-438b-8d71-02a16ca49718/do-not-p-ss-off-the-kitchen-4-15-21-8-42-pm.mp3" length="91483242" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:03:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>9</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Working close to home, road rage, the pharmacy, food service, professional curb hitter, speed bumps, rubber girdles, natural corn dogs, great-grandma, more deli stories, hitting curbs, don&apos;t make the kitchen mad, confined cooking spaces, funnel cakes, aka: the garbage episode</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Move B****, Get Out Our Way</title><itunes:title>Move B****, Get Out Our Way</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Congrats to us - this is our #1 episode!</p><p>Get out of the way, job interviews, new hire orientation, cart pushers, great advice from mom, products have changed, product demands, sugar-free candy, holy smokes, watch out for that chocolate tea, ways to get fired, forklift troubles, scratch that itch, RV paper, tissue paper towels</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats to us - this is our #1 episode!</p><p>Get out of the way, job interviews, new hire orientation, cart pushers, great advice from mom, products have changed, product demands, sugar-free candy, holy smokes, watch out for that chocolate tea, ways to get fired, forklift troubles, scratch that itch, RV paper, tissue paper towels</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/move-b-get-out-our-way]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">774fea7d-07dd-477e-a2c1-499eac72e96d</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/995a29aa-7a7f-417b-ad5f-307c06469cec/move-b-h-get-out-the-way-12-27-21-6-33-pm.mp3" length="92900123" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:04:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Get out of the way, job interviews, new hire orientation, cart pushers, great advice from mom, products have changed, product demands, sugar-free candy, holy smokes, watch out for that chocolate tea, ways to get fired, forklift troubles, scratch that itch, RV paper, tissue paper towels</itunes:summary></item><item><title>We&apos;re Ending The Chain Today</title><itunes:title>We&apos;re Ending The Chain Today</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Get ready to laugh, nod, and relate! This week, Julia takes us on a journey filled with hilarious and relatable retail anecdotes. From&nbsp;<strong>dodging distracted pedestrians</strong>&nbsp;to dealing with&nbsp;<strong>cranky customers</strong>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<strong>crabby cashiers</strong>, Julia shares moments that will make you say, "Been there!"</p><p>We also dive into:</p><ul><li>The importance of&nbsp;<strong>documenting everything</strong>&nbsp;📋</li><li>Why you should always wear&nbsp;<strong>non-slip shoes</strong>&nbsp;👟</li><li>The chaos of&nbsp;<strong>self-scan shenanigans</strong>&nbsp;🤖</li><li>Heartwarming tales of&nbsp;<strong>paying it forward</strong>&nbsp;💖</li><li>A strange case of&nbsp;<strong>Whoville hives</strong>&nbsp;🛍️</li><li>The magic (and struggle) of the&nbsp;<strong>customer service voice</strong>&nbsp;🎤</li></ul><br/><p>It’s a retail ride you won’t want to miss! 🚶‍♀️🛒</p><h3>Connect with Us!</h3><p><strong>Instagram</strong>:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@the_clopen_effect</a></p><p><strong>Facebook</strong>:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheClopenEffect/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The&nbsp;Clopen&nbsp;Effect</a></p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get ready to laugh, nod, and relate! This week, Julia takes us on a journey filled with hilarious and relatable retail anecdotes. From&nbsp;<strong>dodging distracted pedestrians</strong>&nbsp;to dealing with&nbsp;<strong>cranky customers</strong>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<strong>crabby cashiers</strong>, Julia shares moments that will make you say, "Been there!"</p><p>We also dive into:</p><ul><li>The importance of&nbsp;<strong>documenting everything</strong>&nbsp;📋</li><li>Why you should always wear&nbsp;<strong>non-slip shoes</strong>&nbsp;👟</li><li>The chaos of&nbsp;<strong>self-scan shenanigans</strong>&nbsp;🤖</li><li>Heartwarming tales of&nbsp;<strong>paying it forward</strong>&nbsp;💖</li><li>A strange case of&nbsp;<strong>Whoville hives</strong>&nbsp;🛍️</li><li>The magic (and struggle) of the&nbsp;<strong>customer service voice</strong>&nbsp;🎤</li></ul><br/><p>It’s a retail ride you won’t want to miss! 🚶‍♀️🛒</p><h3>Connect with Us!</h3><p><strong>Instagram</strong>:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.instagram.com/the_clopen_effect/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@the_clopen_effect</a></p><p><strong>Facebook</strong>:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheClopenEffect/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The&nbsp;Clopen&nbsp;Effect</a></p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/were-ending-the-chain-today]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">e97aeb1e-eb21-43ea-95cb-2ec7bccff2cc</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ebbaada3-0a08-473c-8529-7092d736098e/we-re-ending-the-chain-today.mp3" length="99427183" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:09:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Julia shares a couple stories with us!
And - watch out for those pedestrians, cranky customers, crabby cashiers, document everything, non-slip shoes, self scan shenanigans, pay it forward, Whoville hives, customer service voice</itunes:summary></item><item><title>The Extended Episode</title><itunes:title>The Extended Episode</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We talk a little... about a lot!</p><p>Food Service, Zoom calls, vacations, counting change, reply all, gentle reminders, email etiquette, slips and falls, the turquoise flip-flops, fuel snakes, coupons, loyalty rewards</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We talk a little... about a lot!</p><p>Food Service, Zoom calls, vacations, counting change, reply all, gentle reminders, email etiquette, slips and falls, the turquoise flip-flops, fuel snakes, coupons, loyalty rewards</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/the-extended-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">19933632-5e34-476b-be2a-f09f338a7b19</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4d089693-5f34-4c3d-af87-09f314a2250e/the-extended-version-3-24-21-8-30-pm.mp3" length="115622893" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:20:17</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We talk a little... about a lot!
Food Service, Zoom calls, vacations, counting change, reply all, gentle reminders, email etiquette, slips and falls, the turquoise flip-flops, fuel snakes, coupons, loyalty rewards</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Paul in Produce</title><itunes:title>Paul in Produce</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We had so much fun interviewing Paul! </p><p>We chat about Lunar New Year, stocking potatoes, mask mandates, counting customers, bad luck and much more.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We had so much fun interviewing Paul! </p><p>We chat about Lunar New Year, stocking potatoes, mask mandates, counting customers, bad luck and much more.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/paul-in-produce]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d67229d5-460c-49f8-97c7-345e8ddd1e5b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c5474dbf-59a1-4a07-be04-010356afab8c/paul-in-produce-final.mp3" length="80434073" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>55:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We had so much fun interviewing Paul! 

We chat about Lunar New Year, stocking potatoes, mask mandates, counting customers, bad luck and much more.
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The Zodiac symbol of a Libra is the Balance Scales</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/an-interview-with-the-rockstar-of-retail]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">834fbcc8-b70b-4cb3-9f14-8a8833624e74</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/b3b5d896-9480-4aed-aade-608d38783034/an-interview-with-the-rockstar-of-retail.mp3" length="82817067" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>57:31</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We interviewed our friend Tim, the Rockstar of Retail. We talk about overnight shenanigans, truck drivers, product shortages, new technology, and training so that the gas station doesn&apos;t catch on fire Side note: We did the research! The Zodiac symbol of a Libra is the Balance Scales</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Poop, People and The Customer Service Desk</title><itunes:title>Poop, People and The Customer Service Desk</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Poop, People and The Customer Service Desk, some Covid stories, song that is mentioned: lyrics by Sirealz, do not drink the sanitizer, pizza thief, go to the bathroom at home, asking utility workers for help, the super tough boss, looking busy, the U-Haul people, customers returning stolen merchandise, the woman who returned clothes that were from other retailers, loud arguments, every cart looks the same during the holidays, let me speak to your manager</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poop, People and The Customer Service Desk, some Covid stories, song that is mentioned: lyrics by Sirealz, do not drink the sanitizer, pizza thief, go to the bathroom at home, asking utility workers for help, the super tough boss, looking busy, the U-Haul people, customers returning stolen merchandise, the woman who returned clothes that were from other retailers, loud arguments, every cart looks the same during the holidays, let me speak to your manager</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/poop-people-and-the-customer-service-desk]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">5396ffc0-3911-4afd-829d-d8d97e82293e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/856884ed-c066-4647-8109-e346fa1f7bf3/Episode-203-20-20Poop-20People-20and-20The-20Customer-20Service.mp3" length="48697805" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>33:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Poop, People and The Customer Service Desk, some Covid stories, song that is mentioned: lyrics by Sirealz, do not drink the sanitizer, pizza thief, go to the bathroom at home, asking utility workers for help, the super tough boss, looking busy, the U-Haul people, customers returning stolen merchandise, the woman who returned clothes that were from other retailers, loud arguments, every cart looks the same during the holidays, let me speak to your manager</itunes:summary></item><item><title>Rockstars of Retail, &apos;Yes&apos; People</title><itunes:title>Rockstars of Retail, &apos;Yes&apos; People</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We talk about the rockstars of retail, looking busy doing nothing, the deli department, Can I help you find something?,  'yes' people smelly shoes, and our sponsor for week 2 mymatchbar.com</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We talk about the rockstars of retail, looking busy doing nothing, the deli department, Can I help you find something?,  'yes' people smelly shoes, and our sponsor for week 2 mymatchbar.com</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/2-rockstars-of-retail]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">1f786b2e-8a98-4d90-b711-64ce674883d6</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2021 08:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e07bf1d1-e0da-4472-8dd6-2b2b419ba92f/22-23-7-09-PM.mp3" length="46987516" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>32:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>We talk about the rockstars of retail, looking busy doing nothing, the deli department, Can I help you find something?,  &apos;yes&apos; 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It's quick and fun! Join us as we talk about clopens, schedules, customers, reusable bags, and much more!  </p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to our first episode!  It's quick and fun! Join us as we talk about clopens, schedules, customers, reusable bags, and much more!  </p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/1-clopens-schedules-reusable-bags]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">3fa5f6fe-b77e-4495-8565-c0730eddc040</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/1d31f0ed-4c95-49e7-a0da-961d366803f6/episode-1-clopens-schedules-reusable-bags-6-15-21-6-49-pm.mp3" length="36582840" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>25:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><itunes:summary>Welcome to our first episode!  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Let's have some fun!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are so excited to be bringing our funny retail stories to you. We talk about everything in retail; cashiering, bakery, deli, and meat departments, grocery, angry customers, theft, creepy customers, smelly team members and so much more! We have a long lists of guests as well! Please join us for some laughs. Let's have some fun!</p><p>All the links: <a href="https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect</a></p><p>Support us here to keep us recording: <a href="https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support</a></p><p>Buy merch here because it's cool: <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect</a></p><p>NameTag Productions, LLC DBA The Clopen Effect - A funny retail podcast thanks you for the support</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/episode/trailer]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bae3e800-c3a8-4568-963c-3f6e8a4dda77</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/f714bda0-e477-4cf3-8c68-9db073e73201/8vreIxge8NNkNkaLC0uQdIz3.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2021 01:30:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/41f96bcd-3b08-4b95-918b-3f1198c592fa/trailer-5-20-21-7-50-pm.mp3" length="2407153" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:40</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:summary>We are so excited to be bringing our funny retail stories to you. 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