<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/the-gay-bible/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[The Gay Bible]]></title><podcast:guid>8798ecae-7335-5bf5-8244-72f70073d706</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2024 16:23:22 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2024 JL]]></copyright><managingEditor>JL</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is a new religion, so get ready to hear my disciples and me preach the lord's word. Follow along every Sunday as we discuss our greatest testaments in life, including advice for individuals in the closet/coming out, relationships, sex, making your way in the gay community, and much more. Get ready my little homos because this has just begun!!!]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG</url><title>The Gay Bible</title><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>JL</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author><description>This is a new religion, so get ready to hear my disciples and me preach the lord&apos;s word. Follow along every Sunday as we discuss our greatest testaments in life, including advice for individuals in the closet/coming out, relationships, sex, making your way in the gay community, and much more. Get ready my little homos because this has just begun!!!</description><link>https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm</link><atom:link href="https://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" rel="hub"/><itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Doing the Lords work one homosexual at a time ;)]]></itunes:subtitle><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:category text="Comedy"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Education"></itunes:category><itunes:category text="Health &amp; Fitness"><itunes:category text="Sexuality"/></itunes:category><podcast:locked>no</podcast:locked><podcast:medium>podcast</podcast:medium><item><title>My Coming Out Story (Ft Disciple Logan Barnes)</title><itunes:title>My Coming Out Story (Ft Disciple Logan Barnes)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for joining this Sunday's service for the last episode of The Gay Bible (Season 1). This show means so much to me, and it has been an amazing privilege to have the ability to share the stories of others that not only make us cry but laugh. When I first started this show, I was still figuring out who I was as a person and still battling things from my past. As of today, and through the help of this show and you all (The listeners), I can confidently say that I am stronger/happier person. This season has granted me the chance to close this chapter of my life and start a new one. I love you all...Till next time. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you for joining this Sunday's service for the last episode of The Gay Bible (Season 1). This show means so much to me, and it has been an amazing privilege to have the ability to share the stories of others that not only make us cry but laugh. When I first started this show, I was still figuring out who I was as a person and still battling things from my past. As of today, and through the help of this show and you all (The listeners), I can confidently say that I am stronger/happier person. This season has granted me the chance to close this chapter of my life and start a new one. I love you all...Till next time. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/my-coming-out-story]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">90aeb000-dbe8-4fcd-ad3c-969dfc9ef4b1</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2022 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c5506f1d-e7f6-45f0-b4a6-33f70c789efe/coming-20out-20-207-29-22-208-07-20PM-converted.mp3" length="114513571" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>59:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:episode>26</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>Life Is A Bitch, And Then You Die (Mental Health Edition)</title><itunes:title>Life Is A Bitch, And Then You Die (Mental Health Edition)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What is up my fellow fags and other lovely people from the LGBTQIA+ community! For this week's episode, we are doing a mental health check and how we all can improve our lives by just asking ourselves a simple question...Am I Ok? If you think this episode is going to be downright depressing then you would be correct but don't worry The Gay Bible always makes sure to throw something raunchy/spicy into our conversations. Again thank you for tuning in, and welcome to another Sunday service. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is up my fellow fags and other lovely people from the LGBTQIA+ community! For this week's episode, we are doing a mental health check and how we all can improve our lives by just asking ourselves a simple question...Am I Ok? If you think this episode is going to be downright depressing then you would be correct but don't worry The Gay Bible always makes sure to throw something raunchy/spicy into our conversations. Again thank you for tuning in, and welcome to another Sunday service. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/life-is-a-bitch-and-then-you-die-mental-health-edition]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8e113f07-b7d6-4af2-8bc9-067068580d35</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2022 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/512382c8-dfc5-4415-b3f4-87fde1535403/life-is-a-bitch-222-converted.mp3" length="27891948" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>29:03</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>25</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>I&apos;m A Top\Not A Bottom (*New Disciple*)</title><itunes:title>I&apos;m A Top\Not A Bottom (*New Disciple*)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to yet another sermon. In today's episode, we will be interviewing an individual who takes us back into his past. In talking about the past we learn what it was like to be closeted, stuck in a unfulfilling job, and what they have been able to learn about themselves through the power of shrooms. Listen closely as we both discuss hookup culture, kinks, and what sex is the best sex to have. See you all there. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to yet another sermon. In today's episode, we will be interviewing an individual who takes us back into his past. In talking about the past we learn what it was like to be closeted, stuck in a unfulfilling job, and what they have been able to learn about themselves through the power of shrooms. Listen closely as we both discuss hookup culture, kinks, and what sex is the best sex to have. See you all there. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/im-a-topnot-a-bottom-new-disciple]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7cc162cb-21e2-4037-bbe9-594b7f1adc47</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2022 05:15:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/eb9d9130-ef07-456a-81ce-6ab7f762a138/project-1-23-22-7-04-pm-converted.mp3" length="63557659" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:06:12</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>24</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>The 10 Cummandments</title><itunes:title>The 10 Cummandments</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>To the Girls, the Gays, and the They/Them's of the world...Welcome!!! In today's episode, we take a closer look at the foundation of this show, and what (The Gay Bible) believes. Every religion must have its rules, however, I would like to say our rules are a-little more fun. Listen closely as this episode uncovers what it means to be a disciple and how that is applied in the LGBTQIA+ community. Stay tuned  </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To the Girls, the Gays, and the They/Them's of the world...Welcome!!! In today's episode, we take a closer look at the foundation of this show, and what (The Gay Bible) believes. Every religion must have its rules, however, I would like to say our rules are a-little more fun. Listen closely as this episode uncovers what it means to be a disciple and how that is applied in the LGBTQIA+ community. Stay tuned  </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/the-10-cummandments]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">62015801-bc1d-4467-bae8-280e67f24f68</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e4aba2c4-b440-41d3-b0e5-b6000ba88a98/10-cum-11-29-21-7-55-pm-converted.mp3" length="28391409" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>29:34</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>23</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>Do You Fit In With The Gay Community ?</title><itunes:title>Do You Fit In With The Gay Community ?</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Today marks four amazing years of being out and proud as a gay man. In today's episode, we discuss what I thought it meant to be gay and what was expected of me particularly in the gay community. Through later years I have come to my own conclusion of what it means to be in the LGBTQ+ community and the many misconceptions within it. This episode also covers a major question and that is what if you don't feel like you fit in with your own community? listen as I provide advice and my personal experiences to this unanswered question. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today marks four amazing years of being out and proud as a gay man. In today's episode, we discuss what I thought it meant to be gay and what was expected of me particularly in the gay community. Through later years I have come to my own conclusion of what it means to be in the LGBTQ+ community and the many misconceptions within it. This episode also covers a major question and that is what if you don't feel like you fit in with your own community? listen as I provide advice and my personal experiences to this unanswered question. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/do-you-fit-in-with-the-gay-community-]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">480b7bc4-c019-4f67-a499-07aca6fb7329</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/442c96ba-528f-41ba-873b-2e13c3d82b3f/part-2-two-converted.mp3" length="19688663" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>20:30</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>21</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>Saving Myself For Jesus (20th Episode)</title><itunes:title>Saving Myself For Jesus (20th Episode)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Hello everyone, welcome back! So glad you could join us. For this week's discussion, I am taking you back to my 11 years old self to talk about the time that I went pure for Jesus (Purity Ring). Along with this, we will be talking about learning from our past so we can correct our future. Stay tuned. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello everyone, welcome back! So glad you could join us. For this week's discussion, I am taking you back to my 11 years old self to talk about the time that I went pure for Jesus (Purity Ring). Along with this, we will be talking about learning from our past so we can correct our future. Stay tuned. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/saving-myself-for-jesus-20th-episode]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">d13e2264-8fbb-4d0c-bdb2-fd8a3498c770</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d8bb1b23-ceee-43ee-a5e8-da0f5e33c4cd/thats%20so%20cunt-converted.mp3" length="19783958" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>20:36</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>20</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>The Last Supper</title><itunes:title>The Last Supper</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What is up everyone welcomes back to yet another episode of The Gay Bible. In this being the first month of fall this episode will be dedicated to past Halloween stories along with how to NEVER pay for dinner again when going on dates. In continuing this week's discussion, we will also be talking about the long-drawn-out debate of wether it is a good/bad idea to sleep with someone on the first date. Stay tuned, and I will see y'all there. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is up everyone welcomes back to yet another episode of The Gay Bible. In this being the first month of fall this episode will be dedicated to past Halloween stories along with how to NEVER pay for dinner again when going on dates. In continuing this week's discussion, we will also be talking about the long-drawn-out debate of wether it is a good/bad idea to sleep with someone on the first date. Stay tuned, and I will see y'all there. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/whoring-myself-out-for-a-burger]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">465b594e-18a9-4780-b76b-5003cfa1ffeb</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e8e5ddfc-1a29-4f8f-a0c1-7b614ad66d60/gay-gay-gay-converted.mp3" length="26085110" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>27:10</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>19</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>I Love You (E.J.S.A.L.R.S.K.H)</title><itunes:title>I Love You (E.J.S.A.L.R.S.K.H)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What is up everybody!!! For this week's episode, we will be talking about the different kinds of friends that will make an appearance in your life along with advice on how to handle friendships that have ended. Our lives become busy with all different kinds of distractions, but one thing that always stays the same is our love for our friends and family, so always make sure to take some time to tell these people how much you love them and how they have influenced your life. Stay tuned, and ill see ya'll there. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is up everybody!!! For this week's episode, we will be talking about the different kinds of friends that will make an appearance in your life along with advice on how to handle friendships that have ended. Our lives become busy with all different kinds of distractions, but one thing that always stays the same is our love for our friends and family, so always make sure to take some time to tell these people how much you love them and how they have influenced your life. Stay tuned, and ill see ya'll there. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/i-love-you-e-jsalrskh]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">8470dc09-3214-418a-be18-b6211d0ddf2e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/c923e592-74c9-47d9-a10a-7246335ee2f9/i-love-my-friends-converted.mp3" length="31529865" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>32:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>18</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>Love + Steroids</title><itunes:title>Love + Steroids</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to another episode of The Gay Bible. For this week's episode, we will be discussing body image issues, self-love, and how the certain pressures of the LGBTQIA+ may influence someone to start juicing. Love you homos, and I'll see you all there. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to another episode of The Gay Bible. For this week's episode, we will be discussing body image issues, self-love, and how the certain pressures of the LGBTQIA+ may influence someone to start juicing. Love you homos, and I'll see you all there. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/love-steroids]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4c2a5634-0ca0-40d0-a547-495e00db513b</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/11ccb51c-09eb-4321-a285-41090a2f38f3/steriods-rough-draft-converted.mp3" length="23849865" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>24:51</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>17</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>If You&apos;re Gay Just Be Gay (Part 1)</title><itunes:title>If You&apos;re Gay Just Be Gay (Part 1)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>What is up everyone, welcome back to yet another episode of The Gay Bible. In this 2 part episode, we are going to be explaining where the fuck I have been these past three weeks. During these past three weeks, I was able to reflect with my disciples on what the future of this show looks like. This episode also discusses how to handle being in the closet and coming out and what to expect. Lastly, this episode talks about if we as a community still need to come out and what the best practices are. Stay tuned my little homos. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is up everyone, welcome back to yet another episode of The Gay Bible. In this 2 part episode, we are going to be explaining where the fuck I have been these past three weeks. During these past three weeks, I was able to reflect with my disciples on what the future of this show looks like. This episode also discusses how to handle being in the closet and coming out and what to expect. Lastly, this episode talks about if we as a community still need to come out and what the best practices are. Stay tuned my little homos. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/come-out-of-the-closet-part-1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c18b4e69-9965-4bdd-8fef-8b4acf17f7c7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/47d5b5c4-a5f1-4f3c-8052-d945314560a2/cumming-out-gay-part-1-converted.mp3" length="18071997" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>18:49</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>15</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>If You&apos;re Gay Just Be Gay (Part 2)</title><itunes:title>If You&apos;re Gay Just Be Gay (Part 2)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>The continuation of "If You're Gay Just Be Gay"</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The continuation of "If You're Gay Just Be Gay"</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/if-youre-gay-just-be-gay-part-2]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c813c28c-dfc0-444e-b541-d83c9a9fe9c8</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2021 04:45:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2281d438-ab6a-420c-9db7-87e9d450beda/part-2-9-5-21-4.mp3" length="31791507" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>33:07</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>16</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>I Know A Place (San Francisco Edition)</title><itunes:title>I Know A Place (San Francisco Edition)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in for this week's episode as I take you through my journey to San Fransisco. This journey was met with new friends, new experiences, and of course, new romances. As I always say, there is no better story than a raunchy one, and this one has its fair share. As you listen, beware because, just like what they tell you before you ride the splash mountain ride in Disneyland, you will get wet, so get ready, my fellow homos. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tune in for this week's episode as I take you through my journey to San Fransisco. This journey was met with new friends, new experiences, and of course, new romances. As I always say, there is no better story than a raunchy one, and this one has its fair share. As you listen, beware because, just like what they tell you before you ride the splash mountain ride in Disneyland, you will get wet, so get ready, my fellow homos. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/i-know-a-place-san-francisco-edition]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">bad3602d-b773-4d9a-a61f-805ed7677b98</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d006d634-5d62-4200-a42f-f919539192ec/san-fran-dinal-converted.mp3" length="45534841" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>14</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>I Want You To Be My Daddy (Luis Guitart)</title><itunes:title>I Want You To Be My Daddy (Luis Guitart)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>For this week's episode, we are joined with Disciple (Luis), Get ready to be taken on a powerful journey of self-discovery, love, the misconceptions about open relationships, and most importantly, if Demi Lavato and Poot Lavavota are the same people? Can't wait for you all to listen, so lubricate those ears and listen the Fuck Up. Love you all.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For this week's episode, we are joined with Disciple (Luis), Get ready to be taken on a powerful journey of self-discovery, love, the misconceptions about open relationships, and most importantly, if Demi Lavato and Poot Lavavota are the same people? Can't wait for you all to listen, so lubricate those ears and listen the Fuck Up. Love you all.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/i-want-you-to-be-my-daddy]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">ad07fbb1-ce48-4e23-aebe-dd67cf90a729</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f4ca0b96-40dd-4d3a-9d6b-4c19f424c51e/iwytbmd-converted.mp3" length="68194498" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:11:02</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>13</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>&quot;The Douche&quot;</title><itunes:title>&quot;The Douche&quot;</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>For this week's anticipated episode we will be discussing the trials and tribulations of THE DOUCHE!!! We will be taking you through the lessons one needs to know in making sure to never Picasso on yours manzzz and to be the best bottom one can be. Stay tuned because this week's episode will not only cleanse you of your sins but enlighten you for years to come. See you all there ;)</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For this week's anticipated episode we will be discussing the trials and tribulations of THE DOUCHE!!! We will be taking you through the lessons one needs to know in making sure to never Picasso on yours manzzz and to be the best bottom one can be. Stay tuned because this week's episode will not only cleanse you of your sins but enlighten you for years to come. See you all there ;)</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/the-douche]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">cf8670b8-da93-4e31-be3d-1256a23e0e56</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/fe63f766-f67a-4141-a7ba-6b09f2d82264/the-doush-converted.mp3" length="26774325" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>27:53</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>12</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>Being A Broke Bitch In Mexico</title><itunes:title>Being A Broke Bitch In Mexico</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>For this episode, we are doing a Biblical story that will cover the time I found myself taking a spontaneous trip to a foreign country (April 24, 2021). Listen more closely as we discuss how one can bring an old era back to life to live their best life while sipping mojitos by the poolside of a fancy resort. Stay tuned, and I'll see you all there.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For this episode, we are doing a Biblical story that will cover the time I found myself taking a spontaneous trip to a foreign country (April 24, 2021). Listen more closely as we discuss how one can bring an old era back to life to live their best life while sipping mojitos by the poolside of a fancy resort. Stay tuned, and I'll see you all there.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/the-unexplainable-trip-to-mexico]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">dc3e50ce-8960-445b-9acc-1b0e8bdeb77f</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9ca04a1b-462b-4896-9774-cb12a7474f29/cabo-converted.mp3" length="29033394" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>30:15</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>11</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>Anacortes Lied (Bitty McBeth)</title><itunes:title>Anacortes Lied (Bitty McBeth)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>For this week's episode, we are joined with a brand new disciple (Bitty) ! We will be taking an in-depth look into this particular disciple's life and how they were able to overcome rumors inflicted by an entire town that would result in the isolation and ex-communication of this individual. Tune in as we set the record straight and finally tell the truth...The real truth. see you all there. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For this week's episode, we are joined with a brand new disciple (Bitty) ! We will be taking an in-depth look into this particular disciple's life and how they were able to overcome rumors inflicted by an entire town that would result in the isolation and ex-communication of this individual. Tune in as we set the record straight and finally tell the truth...The real truth. see you all there. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/anacortes-lied]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">466afd3c-6a5e-4cd5-888f-86787fe2dacd</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/4a5ed949-b2b9-4439-92d8-aec5d0494224/bitties-ep-converted.mp3" length="93992611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:37:54</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>10</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>Kiss My Ass Before You Reject It</title><itunes:title>Kiss My Ass Before You Reject It</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to this week's episode as we discuss all things rejection and advise on how to overcome it. This episode marks the 3rd testament to The Gay Bible, so I hope that you all enjoy it and take something away from it. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back to this week's episode as we discuss all things rejection and advise on how to overcome it. This episode marks the 3rd testament to The Gay Bible, so I hope that you all enjoy it and take something away from it. </p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/kiss-my-ass-before-you-reject-it]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">558a6f48-043b-4a23-abda-b5c276559f44</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jake La Salle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/7d5a2098-fea7-4974-b968-f1a4deee09f2/kiss-my-ass-before-you-reject-it-converted.mp3" length="22851360" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>23:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><itunes:author>Jake La Salle</itunes:author></item><item><title>You Fucked With the Wrong Bitch (Savannah Wolfe)</title><itunes:title>You Fucked With the Wrong Bitch (Savannah Wolfe)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join us for this week's episode with disciple (Savannah Wolf) as we discuss coming into one's sexuality, growing up in an all-white high school, and most importantly identifying the signs of an emotionally/toxic relationship. This week's episode will be discussing domestic abuse so if you're someone that is sensitive to this topic please beware of the subject matter. The best part of this episode is we will be discussing not only how to get out of one of these unfortunate situations but how to make sure your abuser regrets ever laying a finger on you. Love every single one of you, and I'll see you all there.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Join us for this week's episode with disciple (Savannah Wolf) as we discuss coming into one's sexuality, growing up in an all-white high school, and most importantly identifying the signs of an emotionally/toxic relationship. This week's episode will be discussing domestic abuse so if you're someone that is sensitive to this topic please beware of the subject matter. The best part of this episode is we will be discussing not only how to get out of one of these unfortunate situations but how to make sure your abuser regrets ever laying a finger on you. Love every single one of you, and I'll see you all there.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://the-gay-bible.captivate.fm/episode/you-fucked-with-the-wrong-bitch]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c4edddbb-c7e0-48ac-806e-1ecb51d10bc4</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/6351507f-4afd-4adf-8e68-872f77baa545/VvBRYeHs7xY2-_g-fujYygBk.JPG"/><dc:creator><![CDATA[JL]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2021 09:00:00 -0700</pubDate><enclosure url="https://pdcn.co/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/781a5395-b523-4cec-80bf-80a810e77db4/savananah-4-converted.mp3" length="70609884" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:13:33</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><itunes:author>JL</itunes:author></item><item><title>The Mentality of a Bottom/Top</title><itunes:title>The Mentality of a Bottom/Top</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Get ready for this week's episode as we dig deep into the different mentalities individuals have about topping and bottoming. With this subject, we take a closer look at better alternatives for hooking, all while dissolving any misconceptions one might have about what it means to be a top and what it means to be at the bottom, and who truly holds all the power in this situation. </p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Get ready for this week's episode as we dig deep into the different mentalities individuals have about topping and bottoming. 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