Part 1 [06:35] - In which we put the hermetic seal of approval on the Light of the Silvery Moon.

Part 2 [19:57] - In which we do some dream work, and get creative with pizza dough and a bowl of alphabet soup. Then, somebody turns on the light and totally spoils the romantic mood.

Part 3 [50:45] - In which we run into a coupla’ few anachronisms: Dostoyevsky meets Jesse Helms, Mad Libs goes Medieval, and Pope Leo meets Rod Blagojevich, the ex-governor of Illinois.

Part 4 [1:11:22] - In which Steven Pinker fixes everything, Frau Holzhacker tells the truth, and Billy Graham does some preaching to the choir. We also decide we’re not workaholics, and get ourselves ready to hit the fast forward button.

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (44) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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*Chapter Titles, and extra material (auf Deutsch) read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original Fairytale text (manuscript version auf Deutsch) read by Jürgen Lexow *

*English translation of the original manuscript version read by Nicole Warner*

**Librivox recording of Hänsel und Gretel (final version auf Deutsch) read by Stephan Gambke*

**Librivox recording of Hansel and Gretel (final version in English) read by Deborah Knight*

*check out John Giannini’s excellent book on Jungian Typology - Compass of the Soul

The Scientific Method - wiki page

The Carmina Burana - wiki page

The Gospel According to the Mark of Silver - wiki page

PART 1 [03:24]

In which we find a deep and abiding connection between The Stooges and mysticism, and ask the burning question of Western Culture and Civilization: Is it okay to wear socks with sandals?

PART 2 [21:49]

In which we figure out exactly why ayahuasca tourism is booming

PART 3 [39:59]

In which we start filling in Gretel’s backstory over a couple of hot pastrami sandwiches, and can’t help but notice that somebody is constantly mopping the floors

PART 4 [58:38]

In which we do some Provençal provenance proofing, make a gratuitous reference to Taxicab Confessions, and ask that other major question of Western Culture and Civilization: Does the pope shit in the woods?

PART 5 [1:16:42]

In which we learn that a mystic is a mystic is a mystic, and realize that a cynic is a cynic is a cynic

PART 6 [1:31:25]

In which we combine ciabata and cardiology in a zen koan and end up with the definitive definition of grace

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles, and extra material (auf Deutsch) read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text (manuscript version) read by Jürgen Lexow * 

*English translation of the 1819 snippet read by Nicole Warner* 

*Laboratorio Artigianale di Fandonie recording of Nennillo e Nennella (in Neapolitan dialect) read by Domenico D'Agostino*

**Librivox recording of Nennello and Nennella (in English) read by Joy Chan*

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PART 1 [04:32] - In which we learn that the Grimms are running a blue light special on sexual reassignment surgery

PART 2 [11:54] - In which we read a troubling bible story, repeat a cliché that’s anything but woke, and come across more famous last words that aren’t last words

PART 3 [21:16] - In which we peek into someone’s diary and find plenty of insults, grudges, hearsay, vulgarity, and petty peevish gossip 

PART 4 [32:28] - In which we find the Grimms in Latin class, congratulating themselves on being the class clowns

PART 5 [41:29] - In which we find a bag full of jelly donuts, visit a gigantic, romantic library, and finally put a bow on these last 4 episodes of politics as usual

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles, and extra material (auf Deutsch) read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text (manuscript version) read by Jürgen Lexow *  

*Librivox recording of Hänsel und Gretel (auf Deutsch) read by Stephan Gambke*

*Librivox recording of Hansel and Gretel (in English) read by Bob Neufeld*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (42) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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PART 1 [03:51] In which we quote some experts, and boldly go where none of them have gone before

PART 2 [08:17] In which we start counting dominos, while the Grimms become migrant workers and ex-pats

PART 3 [20:53] In which we name a few more falling dominos, and make a necessary political comparison because history just keeps repeating itself

PART 4 [33:23] In which we watch the final seven dominos fall and, after a leak, see them go viral

PART 5 [41:29] In which we find the brothers locked into an epic battle with a Bond villain, armed only with a feather pen and invisible ink

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles, 1819 version, and Grimms’ Preface material read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (41) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [02:38] - In which we complain about the Grimms’ complaining, but then we cut to the chase, and name the guy who got their peppers hot in the first place... we also introduce his wife — who was known to be pretty hot stuff herself

Part 2 [13:35] - In which we visit a famous gym, a famous palace, a famous promise, and some famous last words

Part 3 [37:46] - In which we get the inside scoop on a blockbuster real estate deal, make a gratuitous connection between Hell’s Kitchen and Dragnet, and an equally gratuitous reference to German fraternity hijinks 

Part 4 [53:03] - In which J. Edgar Hoover, Henry Kissinger, Steve Bannon, Richard J. Daley, and George Wallace walk into a bar, and order hardboiled eggs. 500 students try walking in the opposite direction.

Part 5 [1:02:35] - In which we prove that Wilhelm Grimm tried to write the German version of War and Peace, and cram it all into one single word

Part 6 [1:13:23] - In which we follow the Grimms to Charley’s Bath House for a little schvitz, a lotta fake news, and a major switch to channel 13, er I mean Article 13, and our next 2 episodes

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles, 1819 version, and Grimms’ Preface material read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow*

*English translation of the 1819 snippet read by Nicole Warner*

*Librivox recording of Hänsel and Gretel (auf Deutsch) (1840 version) read by Stephan Gambke*

*Librivox recording of Hansel and Gretel (in English) (1840 version) read by Deborah Knight*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (40) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [11:16] - In which we find the Grimms embellishing the truth, and sneaking some personal complaints into the story… complaints that only you and I were supposed to hear

Part 2 [17:58] - In which we debate the meaning of belief in turtles and end up with too many hot dogs and politics as usual

Part 3 [30:55] - In which we find the N-Word carved into that tree branch thingy: NAPOLEON 

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles, 1819 version, and Grimms’ Preface material read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow*

*English translation of the manuscript read by Nicole Warner*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (39) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [04:49] - In which we do some clock watching, and try to guess what’s really being sold in the Vatican bakery shop

Part 2 [14:44] - In which we repeat ourselves, and hear something very scary, and very new, and very scary, and very new

Part 3 [24:09] - In which we discover that the Grimms are ritual elders, and that they’ve absconded with God

Part 4 [38:41] - In which we discover the connection between Martin Luther, Walt Whitman, and the Beatles

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow*

*English translation of the manuscript read by Nicole Warner*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (36) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [07:37] - In which we're told: the check's in the mail

Part 2 [26:59] - In which we hear a dead German poet talking poetry, and a dead German philosopher talking smack... we have reason to mention the Illuminati, and a Facebook group that pre-dates Facebook. Hell, we even have time for a little poetry corner

Part 3 [59:32] - In which we find out that instead of a bedtime story, Hansel and Gretel is more like the Book of Job: a wake-up call of biblical proportion

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow*

*English translation of the manuscript read by Nicole Warner*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (36) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [07:07] - In which we learn why Ed Sullivan didn’t want Jim Morrison singing his full-throat version of Light my Fire on live TV 

Part 2 [26:44] - In which Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer shows up on New Year’s Eve and separates the party goers from the party poopers 

Part 3 [37:35] - In which we stumble upon a campfire of biblical proportion.  Believe me, we’re talking BIG here. This thing is huge.

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Librivox recording of Hänsel and Gretel (auf Deutsch) read by Stephan Gambke*

*Librivox recording of Hansel and Gretel (in English) read by Deborah Knight*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (36) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [08:28] - In which we let the cat out of the bag, give her a nice old Nordic name, and before you know it, hooray, it’s Friday!

Part 2 [33:27] - In which we discuss the missionary position on Easter Sunday, and discover a funky medieval connection between pewter dishes and the genius behind Blade Runner

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (35) are — as usual — SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [03:20] - In which we see how the head is often clueless concerning what the heart knows, and what the heart wants... and what it wants is: Swiss cheese???

Part 2 [23:43] - In which Hansel tells a little white lie… we go scouring the internet in search of the truth, and all we can find is some long-winded, papal bull.sh... er, I mean declaration

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (34) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [05:43] - In which we have cause to mention the Anabaptists, and, uh oh, it’s time to make the donuts

Part 2 [22:26] - In which we have real teamwork... and, some historic subterfuge 

Part 3 [26:35] - In which nostalgia plays an interesting part in the action 

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (33) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [04:40] - In which we do some late night thinking about Plan A

Part 2 [08:43] - In which we do some more thinking about Plan A, and find out what Plan B is all about

Part 3 [17:59] - In which the Grimms bring up a famous little point of Reformed theology

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Original German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Librivox Fairytale reading (auf Deutsch) by Stephan Gambke*

*Librivox Fairytale reading (in English) by Bob Neufeld*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (32) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [03:34] - In which we spill the beans on Hermes Trismegistus and find out what kind of hat he doesn't wear

Part 2 [15:51] - In which we read the most infamous passage in Antiquity, and find out what Hermes Trismegistus has to do with mowing the lawn

Part 3 [27:58] - In which we discover the true origin of the Magic 8-Ball, and meet some famous Talking Heads who won't, er, I mean, can't give autographs

Part 4 [37:08] - In which we introduce Hansel’s Strange Uncle, Big Albert: another medieval screw-ball, er, I mean 8-ball, maker

Part 5 [42:03] - In which we check the links in a golden chain and drop a few famous names, like Moe, Larry, and Elvis

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (31) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [03:34] - In which we meet the real Dr. Faustus and find out he was the Julia Child of Renaissance magic

Part 2 [15:51] - In which we learn about the connection between AI, the Magic 8 Ball, and a couple of little black poodles

Part 3 [27:58] - In which the real Dr. Faust pulls a John Oliver and pisses off a whole bunch of Renaissance intellectuals

Part 4 [37:08] - In which we participate in a thinking man’s magical spelling bee

Part 5 [42:03] - In which we all have a Renaissance MeToo moment

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (30) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [08:04] - In which the all time greatest game of Simon Says gets its due Recognitions.

Part 2 [14:40] - In which we hear about the origins of Pizzagate from 1700 years ago, and end up with a messy plate of stew instead of pizza.

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (29) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [05:03] - In which we listen in on a game of Vatican telephone, hear about the earliest Marvel comic book ever written, and pick up some titillating bit of  gospel, er, I mean gossip

Part 2 [12:24] - In which we do some “Fair and Balanced” reporting

Part 3 [21:04] - In which we get the deets on the first ever game of Simon Says

Part 4 [25:02] - In which we get chased off the Vatican lawn, and find out how they dealt with January 6th two thousand years ago

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (28) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [09:05] - In which we finally meet the Cumean Sibyl and learn about her travel agency business

Part 2 [20:49] - In which we get to choose a summer camp, the Vatican, um, "opens the books," and we get to play a game of telephone

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (27) are (as usual) SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [11:15] - In which we fall asleep while reading the Emerald Tablet, and find ourselves dreaming about some furry cousin of Rocky the Flying Squirrel

Part 2 [21:23] - In which we read what some Wikipedia editors have to say about Hermeticism, and then we do some alternate thinking for ourselves

Part 3 [32:38] - In which we get on the Time Machine and take a little trip to look for the real Hermes Trismegistus — in Sweden?

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode (26) are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [02:11] - In which we watch Hansel trying to make enough coin to keep everyone’s shit together

Part 2 [16:24] - In which we hit a fashion show of fairytale couture and end up giving three cheers for the designer

Part 3 [22:24] - In which we discover one helluva a new urge, but then resist the urge to go, uh, chasing rabbits

Part 4 [32:35] - In which we say hello to the numen

*transcripts and links for episode 25 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Librivox Fairytale reading (auf Deutsch) by Stephan Gambke*

*Librivox Fairytale reading (English) by Bob Neufeld*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [01:58] - In which we flip a coin and come up with a new definition for AI

Part 2 [25:49] - In which we dabble a bit in astrology and alchemy, and end up tossing our moon rocks into a pond

Part 3 [32:41] - In which we say a few prayers, make a few comparisons, and see how music from the 60s measures up to music from the 80s

*transcripts and links for episode 24 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Fairytale reading by Bob Neufeld*

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Part 1 [05:01] - In which we turn on the projector and watch some home movies of a moon landing, and then we find out that our intuition is on a mission: to Chicago

Part 2 [23:13] - In which we get a lesson in Alchemy 101, and…um…phew…!

*transcripts and links for each episode are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Music and Sound credits for this episode are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [06:59] - In which we watch the little brother escape all conscious control; we send Penn and Teller up the tree, and then we get ready for some real magic when the Grimms hand us a Grimoire

Part 2 [20:08] - In which the Grimms give us a Medieval Mr. Rogers moment, and then invite us to a limbo party of biblical proportion

*transcripts and links for all episodes of The Hansel and Gretel Code are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

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*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

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Part 1 [07:20]: In which we hear about the Yin and Yang of Hansel and Gretel, and spend a few sleepless nights trying to figure out what GRACE has to do with insomnia 

Part 2 [20:23]: In which we find out that the Grimms put out a contract on the first Frau Holzhacker

 Part 3 [32:32]: In which we turn on the waterworks and raise a few feminist hackles 

Part 4 [39:54]: In which we partner up and make a very bold prediction

*transcripts and links for episode 21 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Music and Sound credits for this episode are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [04:54] - In which we find Socrates moonlighting as a Taxi Driver

Part 2 [14:30] - In which we go metal detecting in a library and find that our breadcrumb trail is leading us on a detour to Italy

Part 3 [29:29] - In which we take a little cruise on a very famous ship, tune into a medieval comedy central, and find a couple of grown men calling each other names

Part 4 [40:42] - In which we go on a wild goose chase across Germany and end up in JUST the right corner of JUST the right library, where we find just the right sentence on just the right page in just the right book on just the right shelf... and holy kamoly... we find honest-to-god REAL FAIRYTALE GOLD

*transcripts and links for episode 20 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

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Part 1 [05:23] - In which we find out that there are a helluva lot of cannibals among us — and not ALL of them are zombies

Part 2 [15:37] - In which we board the Time Machine and get ourselves invited to the world’s first toga party

Part 3 [39:03] - In which we discover a family that’s even more dysfunctional than the Holzhackers, find a terrific alternative to facebook and the metaverse, and then hear about a bonus episode we can’t refuse

*transcripts and links for episode 19 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

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Part 1 [06:17] - In which we join a mob, walk through some celebrity’s split-level house, and then finally get to see the bearded lady, up close and personal

Part 2 [23:33] - In which we inspect the Vatican’s nuclear arsenal, throw around some Mardi Gras beads, and run into the big Catch-22 of Western Culturel

Part 3 [38:35] - In which we hold our first dead poet, podcast poetry slam, and then listen in as a couple of guys in the outfit get an assignment from the big boss

Part 4 [1:09:08] - In which we take a little trip on the time machine to read somebody else’s mail, and end up learning how a typo made an awful lotta people confuse Frau Holzhacker with St. Teresa

*transcripts and links for episode 18 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

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Part 1 [08:24] - In which we find that the gingerbread in our story is not only missing a key ingredient: Selbstwertgefühl, it had a weird, bitter substitute baked into it: Selbstverliebtheit

Part 2 [17:12] - In which somebody roasts the most famous goose in history and the story goes viral

Part 3 [36:31] - In which we get invited to a bris - with a barbecue celebration to follow — but we have to drive through a busy construction zone in order to get there

*transcripts and links for episode 17 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [02:21] - In which we spend a little quality time with, the, uh, FAMILY...

Part 2 [07:17] - In which we get awfully serious about comedy... by chopping onions...???

Part 3 [18:09] - In which we zig and zag our way through a dense, dark thicket of devilish doubts and arrive at the other end with a completely clear conscience...

*transcripts and links for all episodes of The Hansel and Gretel Code are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

*Music and Sound credits for this episode are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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I call it: the nuclear powered toaster oven

Part 1 [04:08] - in which we learn the original recipe for baking gingerbread cookies

Part 2 [11:33] - in which we cook up some Ayahuasca, hallucinate a scene from the Godfather, and find a month old box of Chinese take-out, um, fermenting, in the back of the fridge

Part 3 [17:35] - in which we re-boot our computers, er, I mean homefires, rent Angels with Dirty Faces, and then go kick some tires on a used car lot

Part 4 [35:11] - in which we discover that this recipe calls for goat meat, comes right out of a famous celebrity cookbook, and involves a Bond Girl

Part 5 [48:19] - in which we meet the inventor of the nuclear powered toaster oven

*transcripts and links for episode 15 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

Music and Sound credits for this episode are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [01:40] - in which we find out why such a nasty, awful thing is happening to such a nice, humble guy

Part 2 [09:58] - in which we ask a few crucial questions, like: whaddya mean, US...??? and: Hey! Who left all of these dirty dishes???

Part 3 [15:25] - in which we join the holy orgy, kama sutra... er, I mean, uh, you know: Transformation can be fun

Part 4 [24:45] - in which we find out that we might be on the wrong road — and probably because somebody sabotaged our GPS

Part 5 [29:24] - in which we end up at Niagara Falls — again — and this time, we can just about see someone poking their nose through that huge wall of water

Part 6 [41:50] - in which we find out exactly what NOT to do when things go south

*transcripts and links for all episodes of The Hansel and Gretel Code are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

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welcome to Episode 13 of The Hansel and Gretel Code!

Part 1 [01:48] - in which we set off in search of a nice, calming grande mocha frappuccino

Part 2 [04:03] - in which we find ourselves in a George Romero movie with zombies and trolls, and nothing but a shovel for a weapon

Part 3 [11:04] - in which we find out that we really don’t need a boat after all, although we do have to be careful about who we open the door to

*transcripts and links for this episode (13) are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

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[04:48] Part 1 - in which we say grace and get lost looking for the frozen pizzas

[09:58] Part 2 - in which we reach the checkout counter and find that some demon is demanding our whole paycheck... it rains like a... and um, we do get really potty-mouthed

[17:29] Part 3 - in which we turn on Wide World of Sports and watch a 3 day medieval Super Bowl played in the snow

[28:56] Part 4 - in which we run into the earliest soup nazi, and find out that Shark Week is coming early this year

*transcripts and links for episode 12 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

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*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

* Librivox recording of the baptized version of the tale read by Bob Neufeld*

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[03:53] Part 1  - in which we fail to read the fine print and get stuck with a bunch of insurance disclaimers

[06:30] Part 2 - in which we have a medieval 9/11, read about it in a Norwegian novel, and seat the Donner Party for dinner

[10:41] Part 3 -in which life throws us a limbo party to see how low we can go

[17:07] Part 4 - in which we turn to prayer as an answer to all our questions

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*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*German Fairytale text read by Jürgen Lexow *

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[01:02] Part 1 - in which we find 2 Super-Virgos following their bliss

[04:03] Part 2 - in which we travel the world and knock-out the knock-offs

[09:34] Part 3 - in which we moonlight as fairytale census-takers

[12:01] Part 4 - in which we have 4 for dessert

[16:13] Part 5 - in which we take the road less traveled

[21:30] Part 6 - the four horsemen of — WHAT?

[29:21] Part 7 - in which we borrow the Time Machine for a trip to the doctor, and then hang on to it for a second opinion

*transcripts and links for episode 10 are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

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Part 1 [01:31] - Loser! 

Part 2 [03:47] - Life Lessons and Library Cards

Part 3 [06:57] - Tobacco Road

Part 4 [10:07] - Powerball Culture

Part 5 [13:36] - Connect the Dots

Part 6 [16:58] - Libtards or Deplorables?

Part 7 [20:11] - objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Part 8 [24:48] - Practice, Practice, Practice

Part 9 [28:55] - The Wife and Kids

complete transcripts and links for this episode available on the website (betweenthelines.xyz): here

vocal reading of Hänsel und Gretel / das Brüderchen und das Schwesterchen (in German) by the great Jürgen Lexow

vocal reading of Episode 9 chapter titles by Anna Jacobsen

Music and sound Credits available on the website: here

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Bleeping Demo by Kevin MacLeod

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Music and Sound Credits:

Schubert - Piano Sonata no. 20 in A major, D. 959 - I. Allegro performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Schubert - Piano Sonata no. 19 in C minor, D. 958 - I. Allegro performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Schubert - Piano Sonata no. 21 in B-flat major, D. 960 - II. Andante sostenuto performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Schubert - Rosamunde, Op. 26 Overture (The Magic Harp, D.644) performed by Das Orchester Tsumugi and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Beethoven - Piano  Sonata No. 12 in A Flat Major, Op. 26 - III. Marcia funebre sulla morte d'un eroe performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy...]]>In this episode, we've got the Medieval version of "Hair!" - (or is that Hair-Shirt?)...

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Music and Sound Credits:

Schubert - Piano Sonata no. 20 in A major, D. 959 - I. Allegro performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Schubert - Piano Sonata no. 19 in C minor, D. 958 - I. Allegro performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Schubert - Piano Sonata no. 21 in B-flat major, D. 960 - II. Andante sostenuto performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Schubert - Rosamunde, Op. 26 Overture (The Magic Harp, D.644) performed by Das Orchester Tsumugi and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Beethoven - Piano  Sonata No. 12 in A Flat Major, Op. 26 - III. Marcia funebre sulla morte d'un eroe performed by Paul Pitman and courtesy of musopen.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Schubert - Six Musical Moments, D. 780 - III. Allegro moderato in F minor performed by Sofja Gülbadamova (licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0) and courtesy of musopen.org

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Music Credits:

Music Credits:

Haydn - Piano Sonata in F major, Hob. XVI:23

I. Allegro moderato

II. Adagio

III. Finale - Presto

performed by Ivan Ilic and licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 - courtesy of musopen.org

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Mozart - Requiem in D minor, K. 626 - III. Sequence - Lacrymosa (For Piano - Liszt)

performed by Markus Staab licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 courtesy of musopen.org

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Mozart - Idomeneo, K. 366 - Act III. Torna la pace - Idomeneo I - courtesy of European Archive and musopen.org

Music Credits:

"das Brüderchen und das Schwesterchen" voice actor: Jürgen Lexow

Schubert - Six Musical Moments, D. 780 - III. Allegro moderato in F minor performed by Sofja Gülbadamova (licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0) and courtesy of musopen.org

Saint-Saëns - Carnival of the Animals - VII. Aquarium, performed by Seattle Youth Symphony and licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0

Venice Church Bells - courtesy of freesoundjon01 and freesound.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Canto monjas monasterio de Quilvo Chile - courtesy of sonidistapo and freesound.org - This work is licensed under the Attribution License.

Binaural catholic gregorian chant mass liturgy - courtesy of ramagochi and freesound.org - This work is licensed under the Attribution License.

Beethoven - Piano Sonata no. 23 in F minor 'Appassionata', Op. 57 - I. Allegro assai performed by Paul Pitman - courtesy of musopen.org

Link to film:...]]>here we are in the religion section of the library, searching for our woodcutter's family album...

Music Credits:

"das Brüderchen und das Schwesterchen" voice actor: Jürgen Lexow

Schubert - Six Musical Moments, D. 780 - III. Allegro moderato in F minor performed by Sofja Gülbadamova (licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 3.0) and courtesy of musopen.org

Saint-Saëns - Carnival of the Animals - VII. Aquarium, performed by Seattle Youth Symphony and licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0

Venice Church Bells - courtesy of freesoundjon01 and freesound.org - This work is licensed under the Creative Commons 0 License.

Canto monjas monasterio de Quilvo Chile - courtesy of sonidistapo and freesound.org - This work is licensed under the Attribution License.

Binaural catholic gregorian chant mass liturgy - courtesy of ramagochi and freesound.org - This work is licensed under the Attribution License.

Beethoven - Piano Sonata no. 23 in F minor 'Appassionata', Op. 57 - I. Allegro assai performed by Paul Pitman - courtesy of musopen.org

Link to film: Into Great Silence