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Z (2019) - "Crosseyed boogeyman"

Last Clerks — Tue, 03 Sep 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Z continues our summer of Shudder! Creepy imaginary friends, complacent fathers, and we talk about what do if your imaginary friend is actually an abusive husband. All this and more!

NEXT TIME: Who Invited Them

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Glorious (2022) - Summer of Shudder!

Last Clerks — Thu, 08 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Glorious is yet another Shudder exclusive about a talking glory hole with the voice of JK Simmons! For real though! Holey Moley!

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Late Night With The Devil (2024) - Summer Of Shudder!

Last Clerks — Wed, 10 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Late Night With the Devil is a 2024 found footage horror film and a Shudder exclusive. This summer we're sticking exclusively to Shudder!

NEXT TIME: Glorious

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Butt Boy (2020) - "This had the twists"

Last Clerks — Thu, 06 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Butt Boy is a 2020 film about a man recovering from sticking things up his butt and the detective that is hot on his trail. Babies, dogs, remotes go missing. This is Last Clerks solid gold! We're finally watching Butt Boy! Watch it on Prime today.

NEXT TIME: Late Night With the Devil

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Scotland, PA (2001) - "It's like the kids, they're on drugs, it's wonderful"

Last Clerks — Fri, 10 May 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Scotland, PA is a modern adaptation of Macbeth that's also a period piece set in the 70s in a fast food restaurant.

NEXT TIME: Buttboy

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The Creator (2023) - "Her fadder was da mudder"

Last Clerks — Tue, 16 Apr 2024 06:30:00 -0500

The Creator is a 2023 Gareth Edwards directed sci-fi movie starring John David Washington. The movie came and went from theaters, but that just makes us want to watch it more.

NEXT TIME: Scotland, Pa

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ARQ (2016) - "He's got apples!"

Last Clerks — Sat, 30 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0500

We watched the Netflix original sci-fi movie ARQ! You've probably been scrolling past it for years. It's a groundhog morning!

NEXT TIME: The Creator

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Chernobyl Diaries (2014) - "Google Kitty Box for People"

Last Clerks — Fri, 15 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Chernobyl Diaries is a ~~found footage~~ horror movie.

NEXT TIME: ARQ

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The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) - "You Gotta Suck The Head" - Frank's Found Footage February Part 2

Last Clerks — Fri, 01 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0500

The Taking of Deborah Logan is Frank's second found footage February pick for freaking Frank fun. This one has a budget baby!

NEXT TIME: Chernobyl Diaries

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Alien Abduction (2014) - Frank's Found Footage February Part 1

Last Clerks — Sat, 17 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Alien Abduction is a 2014 found footage sci fi horror. First for Frank's Found Footage February, fun flying foos for yous!

NEXT TIME: The Taking of Deborah Logan - Frank's Found Footage February

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Uncle Peckerhead (2020) - "Don't let the fish suck on your feet, hands, and face"

Last Clerks — Sat, 03 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Uncle Peckerhead is a microbudget horror comedy that nails going on your first tour to the door of hell!

NEXT TIME: Alien Abduction - Frank's Found Footage February

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Martyrs (2008) - Cult Movie Section Part 3

Last Clerks — Fri, 19 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0500

Part 3 of our Cult Movie Section is Martyrs (2008). A French horror film that makes us both squirm, but it holds a top spot on the list of memorable movies featuring cults.

NEXT TIME: Uncle Peckerhead

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The Sacrament – Cult Movie Section Part 2

Last Clerks — Fri, 05 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0500

We joined for Ty West's The Sacrament in this week's Cult Movie Section! But will it live up to Frank's found footage fantasies? Will Scott drink the Flavor Aid even though he's a Tang guy? All that and more!

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - It’s so weird!

Last Clerks — Sat, 23 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0500

For Christmas we watched the stop motion Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer from 1964. It's so goddamn weird. Elvish dentists, lions with wings, and bouncing Bumbles.

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The Endless (2017) - Cult Movie Section Part 1

Last Clerks — Fri, 08 Dec 2023 05:00:00 -0500

We kick off our block of cult movies with Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead's The Endless.

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Dutch (1991) - Our Favorite Thanksgiving Movie

Last Clerks — Thu, 23 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0500

We watched Dutch (1991) starring Ed O'Neil and Ethan Emery. Happy Thanksgiving!

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Covid Catchup - Minisode

Last Clerks — Thu, 16 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Scott had a gnarly case of covid, so the dudes catch up on all the things they watched while he recovered.

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Phantoms (1998) - How did Affleck get elected sheriff?

Last Clerks — Thu, 09 Nov 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Phantoms is a 1998 Dean Koontz creature feature. A doctor, her alcoholic sister, a small town former FBI Harvard graduate 27 year old elected official, and his pervert deputy. Oh! and Peter O'Toole!

This was meant to be our Halloween episode, but Scott got Covid big time. We're catching up, so thanks everyone for sticking with us.

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00:00:00 What we're watching

00:13:09 Phantoms (Spoiler Free Review)

00:18:00 Phantoms Summary/Discussion (Spoilers)

Next Time: Covid Mini & then Dutch for Thanksgiving

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Hell House LLC (2015) - Frank finally scares Scott

Last Clerks — Thu, 02 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Hell House LLC is a 2015 found footage horror movie. It's Frank's pick for horror movies Scott hasn't seen. Scott has become really skeptical of Frank's found footage obsession, but this time he nailed it.

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00:00:00 What we're watching

00:13:09 Hell House LLC (Spoiler Free Review)

00:18:00 Hell House LLC Summary/Discussion (Spoilers)

Next Time: Phantoms

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In the Mouth Of Madness (1995) - John and the Magic Crayon

Last Clerks — Thu, 12 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0500

In the Mouth of Madness (1995) may not be everyone's favorite John Carpenter movie, but it's one of Scott's Halloween favorites. We watch one Frank hasn't seen, and next week we watch one Scott hasn't seen!

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00:00:00 What we're watching

00:11:14 In the Mouth of Madness (Spoiler Free Review)

00:18:09 In the Mouth of Madness Summary/Discussion (Spoilers)

Next Time: Hell House LLC

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The Pope's Exorcist (2023) - An international scooter adventure!

Last Clerks — Thu, 05 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0500

The Pope's Exorcist is a christian superhero movie. It's as close to a biopic as a horror movie gets! An international scooter adventure!

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00:00:00 What we're watching, Killing Eve, BS High, Generation V, Samaritan

00:11:27 The Pope's Exorcist (Spoiler Free Review)

00:15:34 The Pope's Exorcist Summary/Discussion (Spoilers)

Next Time: In the Mouth of Madness

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Cobweb (2023) - #barbencobwebheimer

Last Clerks — Thu, 28 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Cobweb is a horror movie starring Lizzie Caplan, Anthony Mackie, and Cleopatra Coleman. It's a halloween movie inexplicably released in August on the same day as Barbie and Oppenheimer.

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00:00:00 The Mick, Twister, Die Hard With A Vengeance, Burn (and other gas station movies), and Michael F#$%ing Landon!

00:11:00 Cobweb Spoiler Free Review

00:13:41 Summary/Discussion/Spoilers

Next Time: The Pope's Exorcist

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) - Minisode

Last Clerks — Thu, 21 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0500

After last week's rewatch we had to watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie. It's currently streaming on Peacock. But did we enjoy it more than the 1993 movie? Well...

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Super Mario Bros. (1993) - "Stop Fiddling the Fungus"

Last Clerks — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Super Mario Bros. (1993) was a staple of our childhoods. It's an amazing garbage fire, and before we watch the new Super Marion Bros movie next week, we thought we'd take a close look at this dinosaur.

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00:00:00 The Beanie Bubble, reminiscing and obligatory nonsense, Unsolved Mysteries

00:12:37 Our childhoods with Super Mario Bros. (1993)

00:13:24 Super Mario Bros. (1993) Summary and Discussion (Spoilers)

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Deep Blue Sea (1999) - Starring Ronny Cox

Last Clerks — Thu, 07 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0500

We watch Deep Blue Sea exactly 24 years after we saw it in the theater together. Much different experience this time.

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00:00:00 Creed has a cruise, Aliens, Interstellar, Renfield, Lucy Blackman, Soft and Quiet

00:15:00 Deep Blue Sea in the theater

00:20:00 Deep Blue Sea Summary and Discussion (Spoilers)

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The Wrath of Becky (2023) - "Tastes Like Deborah Logan"

Last Clerks — Thu, 31 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Becky got us so excited we rented The Wrath of Becky. Different writers and directors didn't stop this from being a gory and hilarious time.

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0:00:00 Frank Rants about Charlie's Grandpa Joe, The Meg 2 excitement, and we make a snap decision to watch Deep Blue Sea next week

00:06:35 Becky Spoiler Free Review

00:08:30 Becky Summary and Trivia (Spoilers)

00:14:00 Becky Discussion (Spoilers)

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Becky (2020) - Frank Eats Crow

Last Clerks — Thu, 24 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Becky is the movie Scott wanted to watch when this podcast started, but Frank didn't want to watch a Kevin James movie. Frank gets past his hangups.

It's streaming now on Paramount+ and Showtime. (Not on Hulu)

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0:00:00 Alcoholic parent stories, Is Arnold a good guy?, Aliens has continuity errors

0:11:35 Paramount+ = Showtime

0:14:00 Becky Spoiler Free Review

0:18:25 Becky Summary and Trivia (Spoilers)

0:23:00 Becky Discussion (Spoilers)

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The Last Marvel Movie? - Minisode

Last Clerks — Thu, 17 Aug 2023 05:00:00 -0500

The Last Marvel Movie? We watched Guardians Of the Galaxy Vol 3, and emotionally, it sure feels that way. Spoilers!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 is streaming on Disney+

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Infinity Pool (2023) - "This Guy Is Not Boring"

Last Clerks — Thu, 10 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Infinity Pool is a 2023 body horror movie directed by Brandon Cronenberg and the icing on the cake of our Hulu series. It has been determined that Hulu houses the weird, and that's what we like. Existence justified. Now lets have a relaxing time with Mia Goth and Alexander Skarsgard!

Watch the Infinity Pool Trailer Here

Next Time: Becky

00:00:00 Weekly Reviews (Arctic Void, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, Edge Of Tomorrow)

00:12:00 Infinity Pool Spoiler Free Review

00:19:00 Infinity Pool Summary (Spoilers)

00:22:00 Infinity Pool Discussion (Spoilers)

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After Midnight (2019) - Should You Pay For Another Month of Hulu? (Round 4)

Last Clerks — Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0500

After Midnight is a tale of heartache and a monster, and it's the final movie of our dive into Hulu's bottom self.

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This month, we attempt to justify the price of keeping Hulu by examining the movies you'll never see listed on the front page.

Next Time: Infinity Pool

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False Positive - Should You Pay For Another Month of Hulu? (Round 3)

Last Clerks — Wed, 19 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500

False Positive is a Hulu Original Exclusive acquisition written by Ilana Glazer and John Lee. It's a hot mess Lifetime-ass horror movie, but is that good or bad? Will it entice us keep Hulu another month?

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This month, we attempt to justify the price of keeping Hulu by examining the movies you'll never see listed on the front page.

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Wyrm - Should You Pay For Another Month of Hulu? (Round 2)

Last Clerks — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Wyrm is a dystopian coming of age story set in an alternate version of the 1990s and starring Theo Taplitz, Lulu Wilson (Becky), and Sosie Bacon (from Kevin and Smile). Jenna Ortega has a line too.

Watch the Wyrm Trailer Here

This month, we attempt to justify the price of keeping Hulu by examining the movies you'll never see listed on the front page.

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Offseason (2021) - Should You Pay For Another Month of Hulu?

Last Clerks — Thu, 06 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Offseason is a Lovecraftian horror film we found buried deep in the menus and "you may also like" suggestions of Hulu. This month we attempt to justify the price of keeping Hulu by examining the movies you'll never see listed on the front page.

A streaming service is only as good as the movies way down the rows.

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65 (2023) - "Jalapeno Bowie"

Last Clerks — Wed, 28 Jun 2023 05:30:00 -0500

65 is a movie where Adam Driver is from space and fights dinosaurs! Yeah, dude!

Watch the 65 trailer here

Next Time: Off Season (2019)

00:00 Action, From, Hot Shots, The Days, Davie Bowie's Cum

13:00 65 Movie Review

15:11 65 Summary and Trivia

17:12 65 Movie Discussion (Spoilers)

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Pearl (2022) and Visiting the Last Blockbuster

Last Clerks — Thu, 22 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Frank tells us about his visit to the last Blockbuster Video on Earth, and we discuss Mia goth and Ti West's Pearl.

Next week: 65

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Men (2022)

Last Clerks — Wed, 14 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Men (2022) is a 2022 body horror/weekend away movie written and directed by Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Annihilation, Devs, Never Let Me Go, 28 Days Later, The Beach)

Men Trailer Here

Next Week: Pearl Minisode and Frank visits the last Blockbuster on earth.

0:00 - What we're watching (Bupkis, Dune rewatch, Johnny Neumonic rewatch, Shrinking)

11:00 - Men Intro and quick spoiler free review

15:00 - Men Summary and Trivia

17:00 - Men Discussion

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Dungeons & Dragons (2023) - Review Minisode

Last Clerks — Wed, 07 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Dungeons & Dragons is a 2023 fantasy adventure comedy. This review is free of plot spoilers, though we do talk about some of the action sequences, cameos, and easter eggs. It's streaming now on Paramount+. You don't have to play Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy this movie.

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Tone-Deaf (2019) - Baggage Reviews and Art Show Dementia

Last Clerks — Wed, 31 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Tone-Deaf (2019) is a weekend away horror comedy written and directed by Richard Bates Jr. The middle-of-the-road reviews and ratings for Tone-Deaf just made us want to watch it more. We're so happy we did.

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Scream VI (2023) Minisode

Last Clerks — Thu, 25 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

ScreamVI is streaming on Paramount+ now. We won't spoil who the killer is, but we will spoil other surprises.

Watch the Scream 6 trailer here

We'll be back with a full length episode next week Tone Deaf

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Wild Things (1998) - In Defense of Wild Things

Last Clerks — Wed, 17 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Wild Things (1998) is an erotic thriller starring Neve Campbell, Denise Richards, Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, and Bill Murray. It's a movie that's remembered for a single scene, but we suspect it might be a better movie than any of us can remember. Is it?

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Cocaine Bear (2023)

Last Clerks — Wed, 10 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Cocaine Bear is a 2023 horror comedy directed by Elizabeth Banks and starring Keri Russell. The podcast is a year old! Frank WILL watch No Escape for the 51st time.

Cocaine Bear is currently streaming on Peacock

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Knock at the Cabin (2023) - Minisode

Last Clerks — Wed, 03 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Knock at the Cabin is the 2023 M. Night Shyamalan adaptation of Paul Tremblay's book Cabin at the End of the World. Very few spoilers for the movie in this bite-size episode. However, in the last 5 mins (There's a warning) Scott does explain how the book ends differently and Frank spoils Frozen.

Buy and Read Cabin at the End of the World

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Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) - "Raw Blow"

Last Clerks — Wed, 26 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Bodies Bodies Bodies is a 2022 horror comedy directed by Helina Reijn. Frank wonders what ever happened to calling movies "Suspense." Scott relates deeply to Greg's predicament.

It's streaming on Showtime now, but if you're visiting from the future find it here.

Bodie Bodies Bodies Trailer

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Beyond the Gates - "B Horror Jumanji"

Last Clerks — Thu, 13 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Beyond the Gates is a low budget horror Jumanji full of gore, video store, and Barbara Crampton. If you dare play, beware the black metal guitarist lurking in your living room and Beyond the Gates.

Also, Scott has mixed feelings about Triangle of Sadness. Frank reviews Netflix's Boston Strangler movie.

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Something in the Dirt

Last Clerks — Thu, 06 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Something in the Dirt is a 2022 science fiction movie written and directed by Aaron Moorhead and Justin Benson. Discussing it appears to have caused a freaky lightening storm.

Is it a movie about a documentary or a documentary about a movie? It's the best kind of confusing.

Something In the Dirt Trailer

Something in the Dirt is currently on Hulu

If you are from the future, find where it's streaming on Just Watch Here

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Near Dark - Bill Paxton, American Treasure

Last Clerks — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Near Dark is the first solo outing as a director for Kathryn Bigelow. Featuring half the cast of Aliens with a show stealing performance by Bill Paxton.

Near Dark is available to stream on AMC+

Yes, we said we were doing Skinamarink, but Frank, who was crazy excited to watch it, deemed it unwatchable. Sorry.

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The Art of Self Defense - Riley Stearns Part 3 / Nothing Corey Feldman Does is Weird Anymore

Last Clerks — Thu, 16 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

We complete our Riley Stearns journey with The Art of Self Defense. It's like Fight Club, but less likely to be taken the wrong way by men's rights activists. Or maybe it isn't? We hope it remains a mystery. The Art of Self Defense is currently streaming on HBO.

We also watched all of the director's short films (links to all 4 below) plus M3gan, and we discuss Corey Feldman's band.

The Art of Self Defense Trailer

Not on HBO anymore? Find it here

Podcast Director Shelf

Faults | Dual

Riley Stearns Short Films:

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Deadstream - Influencer Horror!

Last Clerks — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 06:30:00 -0500

Deadstream is why we came to AMC+ and Shudder this month, and it delivers. Found footage "influencer horror" with the spirit of an Evil Dead movie.

Our Influencer Horror Shelf so far: Spree, Incantation, Sissy

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Sissy (2022) - Influencer Horror?

Last Clerks — Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Sissy is a 2022 Australian Shudder Original horror film written and directed by Hannah Barlow and Kane Senes. From the trailer, we totally thought this was a found footage movie. It is not. We have stumbled into a genre that deserves its own shelf.

Influencer Horror? YouTuber Horror? Something like that. Either way, we've wandered into staying on topic once again.

We'd put Spree, Incantation, and next week's movie Deadstream on a video store shelf together. Check out our episodes on those if you wanna collect them all!

Sissy and Deadstream are available to stream on Shudder and AMC+. Both are worth a free week trial to watch these two movies, but we signed up for a week and stayed a whole month. The selection is pretty damn good.

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Incantation - "Freaked out, not scared"

Last Clerks — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Incantation is a 2022 Taiwanese found footage horror film distributed and streaming on Netflix.

Following release, #IsIncatationScary was trending. Is it?

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Swiss Army Man

Last Clerks — Wed, 15 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Swiss Army Man (2016) stars Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe, and it's Daniels Kwan and Scheinert's first feature film. We are in complete disagreement about this movie. It's gonna be fun!

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Dual (2022) - Riley Stearns Part 2

Last Clerks — Wed, 01 Feb 2023 07:00:00 -0500

Dual stars Karen Gillan and Aaron Paul and was written and directed by Riley Stearns. We've become fans of Stearns while doing this podcast. You can listen to our episode about his first feature length film Faults here.

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We also talk briefly about The Last of Us on HBO, She Said on Netflix, and Sick On Peacock.

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Cosmopolis - Cronenberg's Not As Cronenberg Cronenberg

Last Clerks — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Cosmopolis (2012) is a David Cronenberg film starring Robert Pattinson and Sarah Gadon. Did we like it? Not really, but Scott read the Don DeLillo book it was adapted just to talk about it and he liked that. We had similar feelings about Netflix's adaptation of White Noise.

Both these movies a faithful adaptations, so what went wrong? Maybe too faithful?

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The Menu - Review Minisode (Mostly Spoiler Free)

Last Clerks — Wed, 18 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

We watched The Menu starring Ralph Fiennes an Anya Taylor Joy. If you haven't seen it yet, this episode is mostly spoiler free. We talk about the plot without spoiling the end, but there are some details of the movie.

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Everything Everywhere All At Once

Last Clerks — Thu, 12 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

This week we watched Daniels' multiverse masterpiece Everything Everywhere All At Once and Scott can finally stop jumping on one leg trying to find the universe where Frank watched it. Also, a little White Noise and ranting about Netflix cancelling 1899. #renew1899

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Our Favorite Stuff Of 2022

Last Clerks — Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0500

We talk our favorite episodes of year one of the podcast, and our favorite movies we found doing this. Our favorite movies and shows off 2022, and what we're looking forward to in 2023.

Thanks to everyone that's been with us so far!

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Dinner Party Movies - You're Next (2013)

Last Clerks — Thu, 29 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500

You're Next is our final Dinner Party Movie of the series. We've covered the basics, so what better way to wind things down than a high tension home invasion? But every slasher movie needs a Final Girl, and Erin is the best Mumblegore has to offer. Sit down to dinner with us one more time.

Watch the trailer here.

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Timestamps

0:00 What we watched this week: The Texas Killing Fields , Don't Pick Up The Phone, Frank watches Tiger King again for no apparent reason, Mr. Robot

13:42 The Last Dinner Party Movie intro

15:14 You're Next Summery and Trivia (Spoilers)

22:06 You're Next Review and discussion (Spoilers)

49:35 Saying goodbye to Dinner Party Movies for the year

Dinner Party Movies -Silent Night (2021)

Last Clerks — Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Silent Night, 11th of its name, breaker of genres. The Christmas Edition of our Dinner Party Movie Series! Doomsday comes to dinner at Keira Knightly and Matthew Goode's annual Holiday gathering of friends. Noxious gas is on the menu, but nothing says holiday cheer quite like a suicide pact. It's a comedy!

Timestamps

0:00 Intro - Recently watched/Recommendations

17:45 Silent Night Summery (Spoilers)

20:42 Silent Night Trivia

22:22 Review/Discussion (Spoilers)

59:28: Next Time

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Dinner Party Movies - The Invitation (2015)

Last Clerks — Wed, 14 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The Invitation (2015) is the third installment of our Dinner Party Series. We've had murder, the multiverse, and it's time for a cult! The similarities are starting to show, and we take a hard look at the similarities between these dinner parties and our protagonists' character arcs.

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0:00 New stuff we watched this week

12:04 Intro The Invitation / Dinner Party Movie

14:27 The Invitation Summery

17:58 Trivia

19:12 Discussion

49:00 Comparisons

56:43 Next Time: Silent Night (2021)

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Dinner Party Movies - Coherence (2013)

Last Clerks — Wed, 07 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Coherence is our quintessential Dinner Party Movie. This week on our Dinner Party Movie Series we try to figure out where this multiverse gathering diverges. Is this our Emily? Could we beat our doubles in a fist fight? How does multiverse time travel work anyway?

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Join us all month long for Dinner Parties that transcend genre!

Show Notes/Timestamps

00:00 What we watched this week - Dead To Me Season 3, The Good Nurse, Capturing the Killer Nurse, Old People, Lou, Significant Other, X, Barbarian, Alita Battle Angel, Underwater, Hunting Bigfoot, Dash Cam

12:54 Why Dinner Party Movies/Coherence Intro

14:30 Coherence Summary (Spoilers)

18:12 Coherence Director, Cast, and Trivia

19:00 Coherence Discussion

39:00 Scott Explains the Multiverse, Schrodinger's Cat, quantum Coherence, and Time Travel

43:00 Coming Up On The Last Video Store Clerks Dinner Party Series

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Dinner Party Movies - Clue (1985)

Last Clerks — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Kicking off our Dinner Party Movie Series with Clue. This month, we'll jump from sci-fi to slasher, but the DNA of every great dinner party movie can be found right here.

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Crimes of The Future - Cronenberg's cronenbergy Cronenberg

Last Clerks — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Crimes of the Future is a movie about growing new organs, sexy surgery, and delicious trashcans. Cronenberg's cronenbergy Cronenberg!

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Jurassic World Dominion - The Terrible Trouble with Trilogies

Last Clerks — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

As we pick apart Jurassic World Dominion aka Jurassic World 3 aka Jurassic Park 6. Frank explains away the plot holes, and Scott tries to reason out where it all went wrong. Can the parallels between the trilogy low points explain the problem with episodic trilogies?

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) - The Big Hairy Mole Club

Last Clerks — Wed, 09 Nov 2022 07:00:00 -0500

The 1992 Buffy the Vampire Slayer might have been written out of canon, but it's everything to most of us 90s kids. It's practically part of our vocabulary.

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Despite the hundreds of times we've watched Buffy, this time we uncovered tons we've never noticed. Did you know Ricki Lake is in this movie?

Written by Joss Whedon Directed by Fran Rubel Kuzui

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Demon Knight - Hoedown, Podunk, Them There Motherf*#%kers

Last Clerks — Wed, 02 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Demon Knight is by far our favorite entry into the Tales From The Crypt universe, and Billy Zane's most incredible performance. William Sadler, Jada Pinkett not yet Smith, Thomas Haden Church, and everything you want in a horror comedy.

Edward Guthmann of the San Francisco Chronicle wrote that, "though the film is dull and slow-paced, if I were 12, I might've loved it."

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Jacob's Ladder - You Know, For Kids

Last Clerks — Wed, 26 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500

When you think horror movies for Halloween, Jacob's Ladder may not be the fun choice, but it's one of the first movies that comes to mind when we want something to really scare us. It's effect on the genre my be unmatched.

Also: The Knock at the Cabin trailer, Scott's Review of Devil in Ohio, and the terror of driving through remote parts of the US.

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The Best Month of the Year Minisode

Last Clerks — Wed, 19 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Our Smile (light spoilers) review, and Scott's spoiler free reviews of Hellraiser 2022, Halloween Ends, The Midnight Club, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022. Plus we rage against the theater talkers.

October is the best, isn't it?

Our Jacob's Ladder Episode was originally scheduled this week. Due to the loss of a dear friend, we've shifted things a bit.

We'll return with our full episode next week followed by Tales from the Crypt Demon Knight the week of Halloween!

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Return to Oz is available to stream on Disney+

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Return To Oz - Baby's First Horror Movie

Last Clerks — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Return to Oz is a horror movie wearing Mick Mouse ears. Among the many Disney movies to traumatize small children, this one is a masterpiece of weird starring a ten year old Fairuza Balk as Dorothy. We take a deep dive into legendary editor Walter Murch's only outing in the director's chair.

"Bring your children. Let them scream." -Harlan Ellison's Review of Return to Oz

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Event Horizon - Something Hot and Black In You

Last Clerks — Wed, 05 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Is Dr. Grant kinky or what?

We check in with one of the most frightening movies of our youth, Event Horizon. This haunted house space opera was directed by Mortal Combat and Resident Evil director Paul W.S. Anderson, and written by Phillip Eisner and it stars:

· Laurence Fishburne as Captain S.J. Miller, commanding officer of the Lewis and Clark

· Sam Neill as Dr. William Weir, designer of the Event Horizon

· Kathleen Quinlan as Peters, medical technician

· Joely Richardson as Lieutenant M.L. Starck, communications and executive officer

· Richard T. Jones as T.F. Cooper, rescue technician

· Jack Noseworthy as Ensign F.M. Justin, chief engineer

· Jason Isaacs as D.J., medical doctor of the Lewis and Clark

· Sean Pertwee as W.F. "Smitty" Smith, pilot

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And Shudder for good measure

Hellraiser (1987) & Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

Last Clerks — Wed, 28 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500

In advance of the Hellraiser Reboot dropping on Hulu next week, we watch Clive Barker's Hellraiser and Hellbound: Hellraiser 2. What better way to start the month of Halloween early? Did Scott read the book for this? You bet he did! What a nerd.

Currently, Hellraiser 1 & 2 can be found on Amazon Prime Video

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And 2 Here

But the October Horror Movie Streaming Shuffle is upon us! It could be anywhere tomorrow! So irritating!

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House of the Dragon (Episodes 1-4) Minisode

Last Clerks — Wed, 21 Sep 2022 06:30:00 -0500

We take a little detour to talk about the first four episodes of the Game of Thrones prequel House of the Dragon on HBO. (Spoilers, but nothing major.) What we think so far, where we'd like to see it go, and what we think it's missing.

Back Next Week With Hellraiser 1&2!

Halloween Month Cometh!

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Chaos Walking

Last Clerks — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Chaos Walking was a pandemic era flop, but that means less than nothing nowadays. A 100 million dollar adaptation of The Knife of Never Letting Go by Patrick Ness, drafted by Charlie Kaufman, starring Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley, and directed by Doug Liman.

We watched this movie on Hulu, but unsurprisingly it is already gone. The film is available for rent on Apple and Amazon and is streaming on Fubo (what is that?)

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Villains (2019)

Last Clerks — Wed, 07 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Villains is one of THOSE movies. This is what we look for. If it was possible to do a podcast featuring only the kind of movie we look for it would come out, maybe a couple times a year.

Villains stars Bill Skarsgard (It), Maika Monroe (It Follows), Jeffery Donavan (Burn Notice), and Keira Sedgwick (The Closer). Written and Directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen [Body (2015), Significant Other (2022)]

After a pair of amateur criminals break into a suburban home. They stumble on a basement secret that two bonkers homeowners will do anything to keep from getting out.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Rewatch

Last Clerks — Wed, 31 Aug 2022 06:30:00 -0500

A movie so deep in our childhoods, it might be our origin story. We rewatched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) Let's get deep into the trivia, costumes, puppeteering, and the affect it had on everyone that lived through the mania. If you were a nineties kid, your parents confiscated your nunchucks.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was Directed by Steve Barron. Created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Adapted by Todd Lanagen and Bobby Herbeck. Starring Judith Hogg, Elias, Josh Pais, David Foreman, Brian Tochi, Leif Tillman, Corey Feldman, Michael Sisti, Robie List, Kevin Clash, James Saito, and Toshishiro Obata.

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The Counselor

Last Clerks — Wed, 24 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0500

The Counselor has the craziest sex scene and one of the best murders ever committed to film. So, why does it have 50/50 reviews? You either love it or hate it, but one things for sure, you're aroused and don't know why.

We dove into Cormac McCarthy and Ridley Scott's redheaded stepchild. Lucky for you Scott's into gingers!

Starring Michael Fassbender, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt, Natalie Dormer, and a sexy car.

Currently Streaming on HBO Max: https://www.hbomax.com/feature/urn:hbo:feature:GYY1DJwPhVTWpwgEAAAAM

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Prey - Minisode

Last Clerks — Wed, 17 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Prey Predator Prequel!

We have talk a quick chat about Prey, streaming on Hulu now, in our first mini Episode. Spoilers! Easter eggs and Previous Predator Parallels. So, preview Prey today. Hooray!

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Paradise Hills

Last Clerks — Tue, 09 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500

There are good bad movies, but you've gotta watch a lot of bad bad movies to find em. This week we watched Paradise Hills (2019) currently streaming on Netflix. You probably hovered over it for a few seconds before watching something else. But not us!

Plus: Frank saw Nope, and Scott watched The Gray Man (No Spoilers for either)

Paradise Hills was directed by Alice Waddington and stars Emma Roberts, Mila Jovovich, Awkwafina, Eiza Gonzalez, and Danielle Macdonald.

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The Mist

Last Clerks — Wed, 03 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0500

The Mist! It's like The Walking Dead, but with Mist!

No one wanted to rent this when it came out, now it's on the Netflix top ten.

Frank Darabont directs a fistful of Walking Dead cast members, Thomas Jane, Marcia Gay Harden, Andre Braugher, and William Sadler.

Stephen King tentacle monsters!

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Spree (2020)

Last Clerks — Tue, 26 Jul 2022 08:00:00 -0500

The funniest movie about being murdered in a ride share!

We watched Spree on Hulu. Joe Keery (Stranger Things), Sasheer Zamata, and David Arquette. We thought this movie was spankin' new.

So, what the heck else did we miss? Is the pandemic over too?

Watch it on Hulu

Also, Scott keeps watching erotic thrillers, and Frank has an affair with treasure hunter reality shows. (Nocturne, The Voyeurs)

Plus, Scott drinks from a CUM! Jug he got at winslowdumaine.com Not a sponsorship, we just appreciate his fine wares.

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Assassination Nation

Last Clerks — Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Assassination Nation so wild, for once we didn't talk about the X-Files. Okay, it came up. We are who we are. This movie caused Scott to fall down a deep Sam Levinson rabbit hole starting with Deep Water and a whole lotta Euphoria.

A data leak of half the town of Salem causes the townsfolk to go full purge, targeting a group of high school girls they believe is responsible. Directed by Euphoria creator Sam Levinson son of Barry. Starring Odessa Young, Suki Waterhouse, Hari Neff, Abra, Maude Apatow, Joel McHale, Bella Thorne, Bill Skarsgard, and Coleman Domingo.

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I Think We're Alone Now

Last Clerks — Tue, 12 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0500

It's a post-apocalypse flick with a twists. Del (Peter Dinklage) is the last man alive in a small town, maybe the world, until Grace (Elle Fanning).

We talk our last man on earth scenarios, The X-files comes up (as usual), GOT spinoffs, and get Garth Ennis's Crossed.

I Think We're Alone Now was directed By Reed Moreno and written by Mike Makowsky, and also features Paul Giamatti and Charlotte Gainsbourg.

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Gretel & Hansel

Last Clerks — Wed, 06 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Reversing the title makes it different! The clerks watch the 2020 Grimm fairytale horror adaptation directed by Oz Perkins (son of Anthony Perkins) and starring Borg Queen Alice Krige, Sophia Lillis, Samuel Leaky, and Jessica De Gouw.

Also, Frank saw Jurassic World Dominion, Orphan Black and Parks and Rec are connected, and Scott watched tons of trailers.

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Faults

Last Clerks — Tue, 28 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Faults is the sort of movie we do this for. This is why we sift through streaming services. This is why we've watched whole sections unable to explain what we're looking for. A cult follower, a down on his luck deprogrammer, a cheap motel, and a butt-ton of uncertainty. A movie full of underrated actors.

We also talk about Netflix's (likely temporary fall from grace) and Michael Shannon is in Groundhog Day.

Faults

Written and Directed by Riley Sterns. Starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead and Leland Orser. Also John Gries, Chris Ellis, Lance Reddick, and Beth Grant.

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Moonfall

Last Clerks — Tue, 21 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500

What could this movie even be about? Well, Since it's a Roland Emmerich movie, you've probably got an idea. Moonfall is wild. (Currently it's available for rent, but don't worry, it's bound for streaming platform purgatory.)

In this episode we also discuss (spoiler free): Candy (Hulu), Kids In the Hall (Prime), Fleabag (Prime), Our Father (Netflix) And how can you discuss one Roland Emmerich movie without touching on all of them.

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Directed and co-written by Roland Emmerich

Starring Patrick Wilson, Halle Berry, Charlie Plummer, John Bradley, and Michael Peña

Apartment 143 (Emergo)

Last Clerks — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Apartment 143 (Emergo) - This week we indulge Frank's obsession with found footage horror movies. Maybe not the best of its breed, but we discuss the good, the bad, and the terrible of the genre.

We discuss the late Fred Ward, Tremors, the NC-17 rating, Erotic Thrillers, Prey - the Predator prequel, The Boys, The End Of the Tour, memorabilia, and Knock Knock.

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Written By Rodrigo Cortes

Directed By Carles Torrens

Starring Kai Lennox, Gia Mantegna, Michael O'Keefe, Rick Gonzalez

Armageddon (For The First Time)

Last Clerks — Thu, 02 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Frank makes Scott watch Michael Bay's Armageddon for the very first time.

How does anyone escape this movie?

How does a video store clerk raised in the 90s never watch Armageddon?

What's it like watching Armageddon without the context of the 1998?

Are animal crackers sexual?

We also talk rewatching The X-Files, the backstory of the Cigarette Smoking Man, Toxic Avenger, Troma, and Star Trek.

IMDb Armageddon (1998)

Directed by Michael Bay

Written by an obscene amount of dudes. (One is JJ Abrams)

Starring Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck, Steve Buscemi, Will Patton, Billy Bob Thornton, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, David Keith, Peter Stormare, and a lot more.

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God Bless America

Last Clerks — Thu, 26 May 2022 05:00:00 -0500

The most adorable a movie could be about spree killers! Frank (Joel Murray) and Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) take a cross-country trip killing the mean, annoying, and rude. Any early warning from Bobcat Goldthwait, foretelling exactly where we are today. From 2012 deep in the heart of the Obama era and the early days of reality television.

We also discuss fake Gluten allergies, The Good Place, Everything Everywhere All At Once (No Spoilers), Scott's hatred of Good Will Hunting and refusal to ever watch Titanic.

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Written and Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait

Starring Joel Murray and Tara Lynne Barr

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Witches in the Woods

Last Clerks — Thu, 19 May 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Witches in the Woods, Yellowjackets (no spoilers), Metal Lords (no spoilers)

In Witches in the Woods, a pamphlet, a sex tape, a sturdy hood ornament, and poor decision making cause a group of kids to turn on each other.

The Last Clerks tackle a movie about witches with no freaking witches!

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Directed by Jordan Baker

Written by Christopher Borrelli

Congo

Last Clerks — Thu, 12 May 2022 05:00:00 -0500

What do Tim Curry, Dylan Walsh, and a Nintendo Power Glove wearing Gorilla have in common with Laura Linney? Is the answer gas money? Ernie Hudson? The myth of the Killer Ape? Huh?

Scott and Frank popped back to 1995 and watched Congo. A beloved Michael Crichton novel shoved in a big slam Pepsi bottle. Tastes like sweet Jurassic Park money to us. And goddamn if Ernie Hudson wasn't charming.

Volcanos, lasers, telecommunications, mutant gorillas, a lost city of diamonds, and Bruce Campbell! This movie had more plot than it could handle.

Grab a Raindrop Drink and lets tromp hand in hand through a soundstage jungle where no one sweats.

Also, we spoiler-free discuss Yellowjackets on Showtime, The Batman, and rant HBO's abomination of a streaming app.

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Congo is directed by Frank Marshall

Based on the book by Michael Crichton

Adapted by John Patrick Shanely

Starring:

Laura Linney

Dylan Walsh

Ernie Hudson

Tim Curry

Grant Heslov

Joe Don Baker

and Bruce Campbell

The Killing Of A Sacred Deer

Last Clerks — Wed, 04 May 2022 05:00:00 -0500

The Killing of a Sacred Deer explained?

God, no. Why would anyone try to explain this? Some movies earn their madness.

This week, Scott and Frank take a deep dive into Yorgos Lanthimos's 2017 "Horror" movie. (Um, this was definitely a comedy.)

Drag yourself downstairs with you elbows.

Get your plate of spaghetti, and force feed your son a donut.

We're playing spin the shotgun, darling.

We also discuss:

The irritating campaign to have M. Night Shyamalan's Split removed from Netflix.
Smiley Face with Anna Farris
The death of quoting movies in the age of streaming

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Written & Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

Starring

Colin Farrell
Nicole Kidman
Barry Koeghan
Raffey Cassidy
Sunny Suljic
Alicia Silverstone
Bill Camp

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) A24

SLC Punk! Rewatch

Last Clerks — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0500

SLC Punk! may as well have been a high school prerequisite movie in 1998. Does it hold up? In this episode, Scott and Frank take a break from Sci-Fi Horror and revisit fresh from Scream Matthew Lillard.

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Written and Directed by James Merendino

Starring Matthew Lillard, Devon Sawa, Michael A. Goorjian, Annabeth Gish, Jason Segel, Til Schwieger, and James Duval

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