f8e1412c-2a41-5b7f-9228-c274fa6415d2Sat, 06 Jul 2024 14:00:20 +0000Captivate.fmMelissa Diazhttps://artwork.captivate.fm/c9c6429d-d4a2-4df4-9484-b6019c2c04d2/86aoMJnjhniL_XzW8WNKsIvB.jpgMelissa DiazMelissa DiazMelissa Diaz and Clay Foreman boldly go where no nerds have gone before in this deep dive into Terry Pratchett's Discworld Universe and beyondhttps://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fmtrueepisodicnopodcastThis Hoe got Roaches in Her Crib Ft. Kam PattersonComedian Kam Patterson joins the Turtle Reads to discuss the urban satire This Hoe Got Roaches in her Crib.

]]>Comedian Kam Patterson joins the Turtle Reads to discuss the urban satire This Hoe Got Roaches in her Crib.

]]>00376f4b-afad-4667-9fa4-494fb4e3cda6Sat, 06 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -050001:09:09truefull1321321Melissa DiazElectroboy ft. Kat RamzinskiKat Ramzinski joins Melissa and Clay to discuss Electroboy, the Memoirs of a Maniac

]]>Kat Ramzinski joins Melissa and Clay to discuss Electroboy, the Memoirs of a Maniac

]]>f0f894ed-0e48-4a0c-afaf-27638c50d149Sat, 29 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -050001:07:33truefull1311311Melissa DiazA Haunting on Mars ft. Zach ChapmanMelissa and Clay discuss A Haunting on Mars graphic novel with writer Zach Chapman

]]>Melissa and Clay discuss A Haunting on Mars graphic novel with writer Zach Chapman

]]>53eae9d5-5408-465d-ab50-f7e1218c1502Tue, 18 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -050001:51:26truefull1301301Melissa DiazThe Autumnal w/ Chris ShehanMelissa and Clay have comic book artist Chris Shehan on to discuss his book, The Autumnal.

]]>Melissa and Clay have comic book artist Chris Shehan on to discuss his book, The Autumnal.

]]>f51593a4-8d0b-473d-b149-f9a0f2c18442Wed, 12 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -050053:16truefull1291291Melissa DiazAnd How they Fumbled! W/ Gene SelassieClay Foreman and Melissa Diaz are joined by author Gene Selassie and dive into the world of wrestling while discussing his book "And How they rumbled"

]]>Clay Foreman and Melissa Diaz are joined by author Gene Selassie and dive into the world of wrestling while discussing his book "And How they rumbled"

]]>727fb950-b67e-4fbe-8f92-e658607cf263Wed, 29 May 2024 10:00:00 -050054:33truefull1281281Melissa DiazThe Dark Tower Comic Book 2 ft. Janice MinCome with us as we continue exploring the Dark Tower comics, although haphazardly, with our wonderful guest Janice Min

]]>Come with us as we continue exploring the Dark Tower comics, although haphazardly, with our wonderful guest Janice Min

]]>d04be009-ea19-4fa0-b5d8-8c99d18f32faSun, 12 May 2024 12:00:00 -050001:21:06truefull1271271Melissa DiazThe Gunslingers Pet ft. Craig FergolaCraig Fergola rejoins Melissa and Clay on the podcast to discuss the first Dark Tower novel, The Gunslinger, and enjoy a few semi heated debates.

]]>Craig Fergola rejoins Melissa and Clay on the podcast to discuss the first Dark Tower novel, The Gunslinger, and enjoy a few semi heated debates.

]]>06d0fa73-49eb-4d9a-acb7-6be922210a36Thu, 04 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -050001:21:45truefull1261261Melissa DiazGuards, Guards!Clay and Melissa discuss the Discworld novel Guards, Guards! And delve into politics and conspiracies.

]]>Clay and Melissa discuss the Discworld novel Guards, Guards! And delve into politics and conspiracies.

]]>a2c6ca7c-e677-48fd-b1e7-3958e5109aabFri, 15 Mar 2024 22:30:00 -050001:16:35truefull1251251Melissa DiazAndre The Giant: Cock and All ft. MC LunchboxxMc Lunchboxx joins us as we discuss Andre The Giant: Life and Legend.

]]>Mc Lunchboxx joins us as we discuss Andre The Giant: Life and Legend.

]]>a8829339-b82d-48c3-a2b6-357478c50dfdMon, 04 Mar 2024 15:00:00 -050001:01:59truefull1241241Melissa DiazAI Dune w/ Gene Getman and Justin O'DonnellClay and Melissa are joined by both Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell as they discuss Dune as well as AI, autism, and spice.

]]>Clay and Melissa are joined by both Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell as they discuss Dune as well as AI, autism, and spice.

]]>f002fc0d-3fd5-4d7f-9010-20dc2f97b98dThu, 15 Feb 2024 21:00:00 -050001:20:27truefull1231231Melissa DiazThe Dark Tower of ComicsReturning Guest Craig Fergola joins the podcast to lead us through the world of Stephen Kings The Dark Tower.

]]>Returning Guest Craig Fergola joins the podcast to lead us through the world of Stephen Kings The Dark Tower.

]]>44c4d562-76e1-4e2e-876a-e2f0493ef42fThu, 01 Feb 2024 19:00:00 -050001:04:49truefull1221221Melissa DiazSandman: Lucid Dream NounsJoin Clay, Melissa and special guest Austin-based comedian Jimmy Clifford as they ramble about Sandman Vol. 4 and 5 for another meandering episode of the Turtle Reads Pod.

]]>Join Clay, Melissa and special guest Austin-based comedian Jimmy Clifford as they ramble about Sandman Vol. 4 and 5 for another meandering episode of the Turtle Reads Pod.

]]>c75b4c28-3a29-4c82-b2a5-70b3f13596c1Mon, 08 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -050001:22:53truefull1211211Melissa DiazSandy Man Volume 1Join Clay and Melissa as they wander around the plot to Neil Gaimen's Sandman Vol. 1 of the Sandman series, with plenty of ADD-infused tangents derailing the conversation along the way.

]]>Join Clay and Melissa as they wander around the plot to Neil Gaimen's Sandman Vol. 1 of the Sandman series, with plenty of ADD-infused tangents derailing the conversation along the way.

]]>af39de00-6365-4d1a-bf28-ba0265d05f20Wed, 29 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -050050:58truefull1201201Melissa DiazGood Omens Guardian Angels and Clay's New NicknameClay and Melissa meander through the plot to Nail Gamen and Terry Pratchett's Good Omen's with plenty of distractions and tangential adventures along the way.

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Nail Gamen and Terry Pratchett's Good Omen's with plenty of distractions and tangential adventures along the way.

]]>99c1a6ca-06f1-483a-a09c-e03c4c539f37Wed, 08 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -050056:42truefull1191191Melissa Diazthe Ones Who Walk Away From SkankfestClay and Melissa meander through the plot to The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K. Leguinne and Skankfest Hijinks

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K. Leguinne and Skankfest Hijinks

]]>b393cb2a-8d6d-458d-981f-e13a1cfdb217Sun, 15 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -050001:01:48truefull1181181Melissa DiazAmerican CringeClay and Melissa meander through Neil Gamon's American Gods with a plethora of cringe and/or funny pit stops along the way.

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through Neil Gamon's American Gods with a plethora of cringe and/or funny pit stops along the way.

]]>6df02765-9ce8-4e08-8eea-35b629e0d299Tue, 10 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -050052:48truefull1171171Melissa DiazThe Neverending Podcast StoryClay and Melissa ramble through Micheal Ende's Neverending Story with plenty of pit stops about food, drugs and whatever offensive thought that can possibly come out of a couple of people with ADD's heads.

]]>Clay and Melissa ramble through Micheal Ende's Neverending Story with plenty of pit stops about food, drugs and whatever offensive thought that can possibly come out of a couple of people with ADD's heads.

]]>0bf77055-bc43-4386-ab2e-845eadc8c76fMon, 25 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -050057:36truefull1161161Melissa DiazWee Wee MenClay and Melissa meander through the plot of Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men, the 30th novel of the Discworld series.

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through the plot of Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men, the 30th novel of the Discworld series.

]]>41c537dc-8f14-4eee-ab80-9636d85f16fbTue, 12 Sep 2023 09:00:00 -050001:00:57truefull1151151Melissa DiazCarpe HR Lady's JugulumClay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's 23rd installment of the Discworld series, "Carpe Jugulum." With lengthy pit stop at the most hellish place on planet earth: The HR Department.

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's 23rd installment of the Discworld series, "Carpe Jugulum." With lengthy pit stop at the most hellish place on planet earth: The HR Department.

]]>b511838f-d51f-4460-80d6-d7b5ef21878cMon, 28 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -050055:29truefull1141141Melissa DiazMaskerade of StupidClay and Melissa meader through Terry Pratchett's "Maskerade," from the Discworld saga, plus drugs, sensory deprivation tanks, chiropractic scams, and more.

]]>Clay and Melissa meader through Terry Pratchett's "Maskerade," from the Discworld saga, plus drugs, sensory deprivation tanks, chiropractic scams, and more.

]]>d9ced4bb-c02f-496b-b55d-aebaa1ebd61cMon, 14 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -050047:42truefull1131131Melissa DiazLords and Ladies, I just crapped my pants (hold for applause)Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Lords and Ladies.

]]>Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Lords and Ladies.

]]>c01492ea-055d-4fed-910f-2cf99ef5b692Mon, 31 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -050044:02truefull1121121Melissa DiazHR Ladies AbroadClay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel, Witches Abroad

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel, Witches Abroad

]]>412bb171-18b2-4f9b-8f9b-592e97b88103Mon, 17 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -050047:49truefull1111111Melissa DiazEqual Rites for Witches and WhoresClay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's third Discworld novel, Equal Rites, with plenty of tangents into pedos, whores, hoes, tricks, marks, johns and what we had for breakfast to boot.

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's third Discworld novel, Equal Rites, with plenty of tangents into pedos, whores, hoes, tricks, marks, johns and what we had for breakfast to boot.

]]>f7dfc6c3-2333-40e7-a813-91fa382aafbfTue, 04 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -050001:01:17truefull1101101Melissa DiazRaising Steam on 9/11Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Raising Steam, with plenty of rants about politicians and bureaucrats to go around.

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Raising Steam, with plenty of rants about politicians and bureaucrats to go around.

]]>919173e3-ed8a-44cc-9e59-5cb19bc0b8b0Tue, 20 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -050054:08truefull19191Melissa DiazHoly Wood: Back to AfricaMelissa and Clay are joined by Austin comedian Craig Fergola to blast through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Holy Wood of the Discworld universe, and meander through hot topics like DIY movie making, the best cuisines for when you're under the influence, and Clay's high school book of poetry.

]]>Melissa and Clay are joined by Austin comedian Craig Fergola to blast through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Holy Wood of the Discworld universe, and meander through hot topics like DIY movie making, the best cuisines for when you're under the influence, and Clay's high school book of poetry.

]]>a02b43ef-2186-4f4b-a709-9027ab31ce3cSat, 13 May 2023 09:00:00 -050053:32truefull18181Melissa DiazColor of Magic Fart LightsClay and Melissa blast off into the plot for Terry Pratchett's Color of Magic, Book 1 of the Discworld series. Plenty of fart jokes and existential conversation along the way.

]]>Clay and Melissa blast off into the plot for Terry Pratchett's Color of Magic, Book 1 of the Discworld series. Plenty of fart jokes and existential conversation along the way.

]]>34726cb5-4fee-4894-bb4c-80fd0c20b229Wed, 05 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -050058:08truefull17171Melissa DiazChood 'um Light FantasticClay and Melissa ramble on about accents, Chinese crack cocaine, and plow through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Light Fantastic like a couple of champs

]]>Clay and Melissa ramble on about accents, Chinese crack cocaine, and plow through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Light Fantastic like a couple of champs

]]>79db4bb1-a8c5-4a36-a0b7-aa5c30194042Thu, 23 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -050001:22:58truefull15151Melissa DiazBallerina Fish and SourceryClay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Sourcery, avant garde theater and of course delicious food

]]>Clay and Melissa meander through the plot to Terry Pratchett's Sourcery, avant garde theater and of course delicious food

]]>35fdc31e-078b-41d6-93a5-e39de63ca23aWed, 22 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -050001:08:01truefull16161Melissa DiazThief of Time versus ADHDMelissa and Clay meander through the plot to Thief of Time, making the obligatory pit stops to talk about bibles, puns and African villages

]]>Melissa and Clay meander through the plot to Thief of Time, making the obligatory pit stops to talk about bibles, puns and African villages

]]>6b169fcc-2753-410f-93a6-c4841c1976eaMon, 27 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -050001:52:02truefull14141Melissa DiazSmall Gods and Dolphins with Down's SyndromeClay and Melissa discuss Small Gods, Hippos, Alligators, and dive into the basics of the gods, religions, and geography behind the worldbuilding of Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

]]>Clay and Melissa discuss Small Gods, Hippos, Alligators, and dive into the basics of the gods, religions, and geography behind the worldbuilding of Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

]]>0602d01f-87b2-4f6d-aafb-aa6e8927f3c6Fri, 20 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -050001:41:57truefull13131Melissa DiazChristmas Movies: Hogfather > Die Hard?Clay and Melissa discuss foreign policy, lobotomized aristocrats, knighthood and the Hogfather in episode 2 of Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

]]>Clay and Melissa discuss foreign policy, lobotomized aristocrats, knighthood and the Hogfather in episode 2 of Sir Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

]]>8627cb04-6c27-4073-a3b1-8180981bee10Fri, 20 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -050058:40truefull12121Melissa DiazSoul Music and the HogfatherMelissa and Clay dive into Soul Music and cover some of the Hogfather for the holidays in this inaugural episode of The Turtle Moves Podcast

]]>Melissa and Clay dive into Soul Music and cover some of the Hogfather for the holidays in this inaugural episode of The Turtle Moves Podcast

]]>b454d224-8ddd-49cf-8e75-9e0552624831Thu, 29 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -050001:19:17truefull11111Melissa Diaz