The Wittering Whitehalls

LIFE LESSONS: "Believe in yourself!"

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 16:00:00 +0100

You'll NEVER guess who used to own Whitehall Towers... How has this only just come out now?! Play a game with yourself and have a guess before you listen. This week, a DL needs pepping up for a new job... You can do it!

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The Boat Race, Social Intricacies & The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team

Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:00:00 +0100

It's true to say that Mr & Mrs Whitehall are not, traditionally, 'pub people', but if they were called upon to form a pub quiz team, who would get the nod?! Plus, a moderate-to-large rant about the Thames rowers at this time of year...

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't leave a clock unwound."

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Amongst Mr Whitehall's many interests, he has a bit of a thing for clocks. Mrs Whitehall isn't fussed either way, but she knows a thing or two about another topic in this weeks bonus and that's collecting randoms... She has an ever-growing list!

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Vicar Embarrassment, Farm Shops & Parenting In Seattle

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 02:30:00 +0100

The Wittering Whitehalls, still at the BBH (Banbury Bolthole) come to you with another romp through the emails inbox. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of a vicar? Have you ever considered becoming a Monk? Michael Whitehall has...

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LIFE LESSONS: "The G.O.A.T snack."

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 02:30:00 +0100

FIRST THINGS FIRST: Misophonia sufferers, beware... This episode contains crisp crunching. Secondly, you'll never guess where Mr Whitehalls sensible weight gaining journey has taken him now!!

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Spirits, Marital Matching & Brazilian Jazz

Mon, 30 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Mr Whitehall receives an invitation from a DL this week, but will he accept? Meanwhile, Mrs Whitehall considers whether or not she'd like contact from the other side.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always travel with a pen and a post-it note."

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

This weeks bonus episode is frothing with very exciting ideas and it's not short on advice either... What are your unexpected must-haves?

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A DL Meetup, Opening Post & RUBIES!

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

What is the traditional gift for a 40th wedding anniversary? If you didn't already know, this episode will tell you in no uncertain terms: It's RUBIES. Plus, a wonderful idea inspired by DL Sally in Melbourne and an eagle-eyed DL who wants answers.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Say it with a smile."

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Because The Wittering Whitehalls has been trucking on for so long, there are lots of well-established traditions that we all love. This week, it's one of those "Mr Whitehall becomes exasperated reading a particularly long email" times. You've got to love those.

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The Brits, Emus & Lumpy Downloads

Mon, 16 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Mrs Whitehall made the MOST of the Brits the other week... Sadly, Mr Whitehall had other plans which involved staying at home and most definitely, not going to the Brits. Plus, what really happened at the emu farm and why might your podcasts gone a bit lumpy?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Need to be productive? Get in the bath."

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Do you have a bath? Could you gain access to a bath if not? Mrs Whitehall says that if you need a to have a good think, you can't beat a nice hot soak.

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Goody Two Shoes, Stubbornness & Favourite Weird Smells

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

It's a packed one this week, DL's. The mail bag at Whitehall Towers was brimming with thoughts, feelings and stories, from class clowning, to an older gentleman who will NOT be told.... So it's not just Mr Whitehall.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Give them the WRONG time..."

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Do you deal with persistent latecomers? Mrs Whitehall has PLENTY of experience in this area with a certain someone who you might have heard of...

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Upgrades, Inheritance & Bearing A Grudge

Mon, 02 Mar 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Another week and another surfeit of emails, with a surprise guest out of the blue! How might you get an upgrade on a flight, do you hold any grudges and which TV show would you live in, if you had to?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Keep a spare key... Somewhere..."

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

This week, DL Joel has a right old tale to tell! What a situation he found himself in!!

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PJ's In Public, Spring Break & Housework Dancing

Mon, 23 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

All DL's are going to have ideas about what makes a 'classic' WW's episode, but surely any time Mr Whitehall is bursting into song (more than once) has got to be a good bet? This week... A DL who wonders why people aren't getting dressed to go out, some top drawer sightseeing recommendations and a bit of a dance around the house.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

We've all heard Mrs Whitehall's tips on keeping this and that in the fridge to use again... A smidge of this and a dollop of that... Well, this week's DL has a Mother who does exactly that, but are the lengths she goes to worth it?

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Fasting, Fixing & Superstition

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Do you ever sit and watch or listen to The Wittering Whitehalls, thinking "I wonder what, exactly, Mr Whitehall is reading at the moment." Has that ever cropped up? Whether it has or not, Mr Whitehall has taken it upon himself to tell you this week... It's no fewer than FOUR books. Once that's out the way, it's time for a fasting diet, a bit of bodging together and the answer to the question "what should I do with my old, lucky pants?"

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LIFE LESSONS: “Break it down into manageable chunks.”

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Every DL email (or WhatsApp!) that comes into the inbox is a treat and keeps the Whitehalls wittering, but sometimes a DL goes over and above with detail and effort… That’s exactly what DL Ray has done here. Fair play, Ray.

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Bulldozing, Transparent Facilities & Red Trousers

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

You surely know them... The red trouser brigade? Maybe you're one of them! This week, a DL needs help with their presumptuous brother and the Whitehalls give their thoughts on a loo with a glass door.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't start too early..."

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

As we go through life, we're sometimes compelled to get shot of everything and start again... This week, a DL has questions about her Mother, who seems intent on giving everything away!

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Words of The Year, Madeira Mystery & Replaced by The Dog

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Hopefully the wait wasn't too long... The Wittering Whitehalls are back on the airwaves and it's time to hit the ground running in 2026. A quick look back at the word of the year for 2025 and then it's off to Madeira and time to tackle an issue for grown up children... Is your parent's dog really more important than you?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't set yourself up to fail."

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 02:30:00 +0100

Having kept you company throughout the Christmas and New Year break, (if you got one, that is) Mr & Mrs Whitehall see out series 10 with some trademark advice. Worry not, however... They will be back on Monday 2nd February!

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Grumpy Moments, Snipey Comments & Big Sit Down Chats

Mon, 05 Jan 2026 02:30:00 +0100

2025 was a big year in the land of The Wittering Whitehalls... A tour? Done and dusted? 10 series’?!! You'd better believe it. They'll keep coming too, because before long, Mr & Mrs Whitehall will return with series 11!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If in doubt, say nowt..."

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 02:30:00 +0100

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM WHITEHALL TOWERS! Wishing you a prosperous, healthy and fulfilling 2026 and thank you for being a DL!

For the first episode of the year, Mr & Mrs Whitehall have some advice for a DL who is about to enter the Grandparent era of their life!

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Nodes, Thrift & More Nodes

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

This week is, somehow, all about nodes... You'll find out why. In the post-Christmas but pre-new-year fog, Mr & Mrs Whitehall convene to shine a light into the year ahead.

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Happy Christmas from Whitehall Towers!

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

What a treat! A Christmas Day special from Mr & Mrs Whitehall, straight from Whitehall Towers, to wherever you find yourself. Whatever you're doing and whether you have company or not, they're here!

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Gliding, Skating & Christmassy Carpe Diem

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Despite it being strongly against Mr Whitehall's wishes, this is a quite Christmas-heavy episode. 'Tis the season after all. Get ready for tinsel, mince pies, ice skating and sage advice for the time of year.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

This week, a DL shares plans for their 30th birthday party, to gauge whether it'll be a hit or not... The bottom line? Do what you want! It's your birthday!!

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BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

In the final date of The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive 2025 tour, Michael & Hilary played to a sold out crowd at Salford's Quays Theatre. It was a lovely way to end the tour (for now) and the emails, stories and reactions were 10/10!

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LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

There's no doubting it... AI is here and it's only going to get bigger, in all of our lives. But what about the AI art scene? Is it a danger to real art? Almost certainly... We need to keep an eye on this!

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BARELY ALIVE IN STOCKTON: "Chicken Parmo!?"

Mon, 08 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Back on the road, for the last couple of this particular tour - The Wittering Whitehalls found themselves in Stockton-on-Tees for a wonderful audience at The Globe. The questions are...

"What's a chicken parmo?"

"What generation does Michael really belong to?"

and... "What happened that night at the hospital?"

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LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely, but is there some advice from the other end of the sofa? Of course there is!

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Video Meetings, Honours & Trends

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 02:30:00 +0100

You might think Mr Whitehall is a man immune to following a trend... You'd be wrong! Plus, a strange online habit from a DL's boss and whether or not a knighthood changes someone...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Mrs Whitehall is full of life lessons this week, to make up for the weeks where she's concerned she didn't explicitly deliver any. No danger of that here...

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BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 02:30:00 +0100

As Mrs Whitehall is so keen to tell you, Crewe is a MAJOR junction in terms of rail travel in the UK... But they weren't just passing through. Mr & Mrs Whitehall took to the stage at The Lyceum for a wonderful evening which covered everything from proposals to breakups!

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LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Whilst the subject of this weeks email isn't at all funny, there was at least a bit of light in the darkness of it all. Flashers are apparently still an issue in 2025 and one that Mrs Whitehall herself has encountered. What's the matter with these people?!

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BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"

Mon, 17 Nov 2025 09:30:00 +0100

In the second visit to Yorkshire on this tour, Mr & Mrs Whitehall got right into this Saturday night show, with a fantastic crowd. Expect unfortunate misunderstandings with kindly neighbours, a bucket list trawl and some coaching on the local dialect!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 11:00:00 +0100

It's not the first time Mr & Mrs Whitehall have been asked for podcast recommendations, but there are so many these days - it's tough to keep up! Plus, snack wars and whether or not you can describe a person and their talents as 'incredibly prolific."

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BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."

Mon, 10 Nov 2025 02:30:00 +0100

In the first of three nights of live shows on the bounce, Mr & Mrs Whitehall stopped off in bustling Birmingham for a rip-roaring evening. Expect awkward laughter in church, shocking revelations and BYOB!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The Whitehalls returned from the Richmond Theatre, just down the road to Whitehall Towers; the shortest journey home yet! For this life lesson, a DL who is looking for a bit of energy from somewhere... But where to find it?

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BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 02:30:00 +0100

On to Richmond and what a fantastic audience they were... The Whitehalls met Charlie and glossed over whether or not he was old enough to be at the show, receive a thoughtful present from Diana and give Toby & Adam some advice for the future!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

As the dust settles on another wonderful tour show, Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back at Whitehall Towers to consider a life lesson... All brought on by a brilliant story from DL's Bradley & Ellen!

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BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The tour carried on without pause this week, to the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford! Listen out for the moment Mr Whitehall commits fully to throwing the Americans under the bus... Only to realise there are a couple in the audience!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do."

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

After the DL's had left the auditorium and the long journey from York back to Whitehall Towers was complete, it was time to fire up the microphones once more for a debrief and a life lesson... So what was Krista going to ask, after the false start on her email from Monday?

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BARELY ALIVE IN YORK! "We've finally done it!"

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

It's ALIVE! Finally, after years of saying it would happen, here are The Wittering Whitehalls LIVE in a theatre, in front of a real audience!! Recorded at The Grand Opera House in York, with a packed house of lovely DL's, this was a real treat.

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're flying solo, don't wear the onesie."

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Mr Whitehall's back is still bothering him, but it's not getting in the way of this weeks 'light' helping. A DL asks this week whether he was aware of Winston Churchill's love of a 'onesie'. What do you think?

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Standing, Roaring & Discussions At The Dinner Table

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Mr Whitehall is not at his physical best this week, following a mild back injury... That doesn't stop him from exercising his theatrical skills, though. It's worth a look, so why not try the full video episodes on YouTube & Global Player? Plus... Seeking sofa perfection and a chap from the Channel Islands who doesn't hold with reversing into a parking space.

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LIFE LESSONS: "It's not the 1950's any more."

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

An email from a DL all the way from Newfoundland this week! But should she come out of semi-retirement to do a fun job that gives her a break from house tasks? Her husband doesn't seem keen...

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Cybertrucks, WFH & The "Cotswolds"

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Where are the Cotswolds? Well, Mr Whitehall has a pretty good idea of where ISN'T the Cotswolds... More on that later. Plus, the Cybertruck, more initialisms and the trouble with football commentators.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Let them make their own mistakes!"

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 02:30:00 +0100

It's not easy dealing with kids, at ANY age and the Whitehalls know that plenty well enough. This week, a DL seeks advice over their son and his girlfriend... What's the best course of action??

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The Annexe, Tired Winston & Spirit Animals Revisited

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The Whitehalls are back to accompany you into the Autumn and there's no hanging about... This week, Mr Whitehall takes a very scientific, very in-depth quiz to determine his 'spirit animal' once and for all.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Emojis might not mean what you think..."

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 02:30:00 +0100

It's time to test the emoji knowledge of two octogenarian men... Roll up, roll up! Mrs Whitehall, inspired by a curious DL, is going to quiz Michael and Neil to see whether they have any hope of decoding such a complex, modern language.

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Victoria Wood, Sitcoms & ASMR (with special guest Neil Stacy!)

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 02:30:00 +0100

What an absolute TREAT! We've all heard plenty from Uncle Neil over the years on The Wittering Whitehalls, but here he is for a FULL EPISODE! Hear all about his sitcom acting years, his favourite modern television and why 80 gardeners would be too many for anyone.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Couples who cook together... Are more than welcome to do so!"

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

This weeks email comes from a DL who's trying to reach a conclusion, but are they way off the mark? Plus... dog vomit, chives and delicious ice cream!

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Dire Straits, Vans & A Platypus

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

So, what happened to Churchill's platypus, gifted to him during the war, by the people of Australia? The mystery is solved! Plus, Mrs Whitehall behind the wheel of a van and Mr Whitehall making a luncheon faux pas.

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LIFE LESSONS: "How to get guests to leave when the night's over!"

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

It's awkward, isn't it? You've yawned, you've cleared the plates, but the guests still aren't leaving. How would Mr & Mrs Whitehall deal with someone who just wasn't getting the message?

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The Spitfire, Shaving & Changing Your Mind

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

250 episodes and still going strong! So, how to celebrate? Sequins of course... And a sartorial nod to Winston Churchill. Naturally.

There's not a DL in existence who isn't familiar with Michael Whitehall's keen interest in all things World War II, so there are bound to be related questions from time to time. Plus, who taught the Whitehall boys to shave and is there anything you used to believe, that you've since changed your mind on?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try new things. Face your fears!"

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

This weeks life lesson is for DL Helen who is off on a cruise... But she's suddenly become nervous about the idea! Don't worry, Helen. You'll be fine!

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Old Gits Road Trip, Neighbourly Apologies & Councillor Ollie

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The Whitehalls have been all over the place this week. The West Country has been well and truly explored and they've got the souvenirs to prove it. Plus, an unfortunate interaction with the neighbours for an embarrassed DL and a local councillor from Cornwall.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your keys near the front door..."

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

What is a bowl if it's got a lid? Is it still a bowl? Just one of the ideas to be discussed on this very episode. The focus this week is home security after a postman made a bold offering to one of the DL's...

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DAMs, Thames Swimming & The Wittering Whitehalls, The Musical!

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Could we ever, in this lifetime, see a musical incarnation of The Wittering Whitehalls? A DL asks exactly that question. Plus, is there an answer to the 'dear listeners' / 'dear watchers' question and a DL from a little further up the tow path of the river thames.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Waste not, want not."

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The DL's are nothing if not resourceful. This week, a DL shares an invention called 'dust of the garden'. What on earth can it be?

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Pogs, OnlyFans & ***** Lane

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

If you've ever enjoyed even a moment of the funny place names, a DL comes through with possibly the biggest hitter yet. See what you think. Plus, remember Pogs? Mrs Whitehall does!

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LIFE LESSONS: "There's always another restaurant..."

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Just a friendly piece of advice not to listen to this episode whilst you're eating! DL Phillippa has a horror story from a restaurant in Rome which had come highly recommended, but didn't live up to the hype!

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Sliding Doors, Elvis Presley & Spotted In The Wild

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Have you checked out the FULL VIDEO EPISODES of The Wittering Whitehalls yet? Why not!? Go and have a look on Global Player & YouTube! So... A huge story this week from Mr Whitehall and what could have been in 1969. Plus, a (not-quite) bucket list wish for Mrs Whitehall and a Canadian who couldn't believe her eyes on the London Underground!

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't be good at everything."

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

When the DL's have a cracking story to tell, The Wittering Whitehalls are all ears. This week, "Mrs Chips" (it's possible this is a pseudonym!) has a hilarious tale from her stint on the school camp, as a dedicated teacher of 7-9 year olds... Not an easy task!

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Keepsakes, Wading In & Churchill Books

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

DL Kody describes some previous advice from Mrs Whitehall as "wading in, handbag first" in this episode. What a delightful turn of phrase! Plus, a lovely idea for childhood keepsakes and can Mr Whitehall possibly recommend just ONE book about Sir Winston Churchill?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Violence is not the answer."

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

No violence, please. We're all better than that. This week, a DL posits a theory that Mr Whitehall might be all together more gentle than the image he likes to portray...

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Indecisiveness, Country Life & Sashaying...

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Well, if that title doesn't cover everything you need it to, frankly, what have we become? The Whitehalls are on hand this week to help a DL who is buried in online product reviews and can't come to a conclusion... Plus, the pro's and con's of a subscription to Country Life magazine and whether or not Mr Whitehall would EVER sashay, in any circumstances.

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LIFE LESSONS: Never give up!

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Mr & Mrs Whitehall had a wedding to go to this week, so how did they get that wrong? Suffice to say that they did! Plus, an update from DL Claire about those blasted pigeons and on that subject... Is that impulse buy owl working out for Mr Whitehall?

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Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Do you know where your stop cock is? Behave yourself. This week, a tale of house ownership and the nightmares that can come in tow. Plus, Sewing Machine Josh & Chef Julie are back on the scene and DL Sophie's movers did not come up to scratch.

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LIFE LESSONS: "No games at the table, thank you."

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

If you're throwing a dinner party, you're more than welcome to entertain your guests however you like, but if Mr & Mrs Whitehall are in attendance, don't expect them to be joining in with any games at the table... That is all.

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Vengeance, Nail-Biting & Toby Jugs

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Are you familiar with Toby Jugs? You will be after this weeks instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls! Plus, getting revenge on your partner (is it ever worth it?!)and whilst nail biting is one thing, this particular DL has a tale that's beyond acceptable.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Let sleeping dogs lie..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

We all love a good tale of romance and especially one that was almost lost to the mists of time... That's exactly what DL Cristoph has this week!

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Pulling Out The Stops, Alleviating Tantrums & Cooking Rabbits

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

This weeks episode gets quite rude in parts, but sometimes it's exactly what's required! There's an update from last years organ-playing DL, a very cheeky street name and a recipe (or two!)

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't improve the future, without disturbing the present."

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

There's a lovely voice note from Jacqui this week, sharing the wisdom of her lovely Grandmother. Plus, what was all the drama on Mrs Whitehall's birthday and why did she end up 'going nuclear'?

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Dr. Who, Childhood Memories & Shooting Your Bolt Early

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Have you got your tickets for the very exciting Wittering Whitehalls Barely (A)Live tour yet?? What are you waiting for?! Meanwhile, back on the podcast, a PHD student is nearly at the finish line, but losing momentum... What can be done? Plus, a fun Dr Who fact and a familiar voice right at the end!

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LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN have too many paintings."

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

When it comes to collections, we all know Mr Whitehall is right up there... But is there a system? Does he consult Mrs Whitehall before making an addition to his various collections? That's what DL Antoni is asking this week!

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Restaurant Etiquette, Old English & Sodington Hall

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Hands up if you've been missing Uncle Neil?? He's back today! Quite out of nowhere, with a sudden need for an explainer on old English, The Wittering Whitehalls know exactly who can help! Plus, complaining in restaurants, Hanoi airport and the Jensen Interceptor.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Run your own race!"

Thu, 29 May 2025 02:30:00 +0100

You can spend your life trying to change those around you, but sometimes it's ok not to bother... So says Mrs Whitehall!

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Pigeons, Swiss Rolls & A Grumpy Patient

Mon, 26 May 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Can you believe it!? Nearly 3 years since it all began; Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back for SERIES 9!!!! There's an awful lot to catch up on, in terms of general family Whitehall updates and that's before we even arrive at the emails and Whatsapps... Get ready for pigeons (as promised, but not delivered at the end of Series 8!), AI art and a grumpy DL who has no time for small talk after his knee operation...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Join the local cricket team..."

Thu, 01 May 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Perhaps it's not a 'life lesson' as such, but it's a very specific query on this weeks bonus episode and it marks the final instalment of the series! The Wittering Whitehalls will return on Monday 26th May!

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Teaching, Stripping & Accepting Help (with special guest Laura Smyth!)

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

We love a guest at Whitehall Towers and for the finale of Series 8, Hilary & Michael welcome comedian, writer and all round excellent human being, Laura Smyth. Once a fellow teacher, like Mr Whitehall, there is much to discuss, including Countdown, crowd control and why asking for and accepting help is a strength!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try a bread maker!"

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

This weeks DL is living with a man who, like so many, has decided that enough is enough with ultra-processed food and that he must start making his own bread... But how's that going? Plus... Do you know anyone's home address any more?

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Derrick Destruction, Wrong Speed & Bowls

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Are you listening to The Wittering Whitehalls at the correct speed? It might be worth a check. Plus, the sadness (or indifference) related to throwing away an old possession and a recommendation to join your local bowls club.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Crime doesn't pay..."

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Whilst this weeks lesson isn't completely black and white, it's important to do the right thing. When a DL asks the question "have you ever stolen something" it might surprise you to hear the answer!

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Birthday Arrest, Renovations & Water-Ma-Trout

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Apparently, a 104 year old woman was recently arrested for her birthday, because that's what she wanted... Perhaps Mr Whitehall would like to celebrate his 85th year in the same way. Plus, living in a house that's undergoing building work and all the goings on from a big event at The O2.

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't control nature."

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Every now and again, a DL writes in with a corker of a story. This is one of those occasions. Strap in DL's... It's time for #BeaverGate

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Safari, Java & A Swiss Army Knife

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

There are DL's LITERALLY all over the world. This week, we're introduced to a 19 year old DL, doing his National Service in the Swiss Army! Plus, why is a DL's boyfriend calling coffee 'java' and will the Whitehalls be going on safari any time soon?

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LIFE LESSONS: "There's nothing wrong with agreeing to disagree."

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Have a quick guess... Where are the Whitehalls this time?? It's Dubai! It's time to dish out some advice to some young, travelling DL's about how to manage those moments of bickering and what they can do to avoid them getting out of hand!

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UFO's, The Shoey & Beans Off Toast

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 02:30:00 +0100

At this point, the tour nears it's end and Mr Whitehall is quite ready to go home, but that does not mean the podcast stops... No, sir. The Whatsapp messages come thick and fast this week, with all sorts of goodies inside. Plus, old time home comforts, UFO's and a rubber of bridge.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try the shower!"

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Nobody likes ironing. Surely this much, we can agree on? Luckily, Mrs Whitehall is on hand to tell you what you can do instead. Meanwhile, Mr Whitehall is doing his best to get his head around what timezone he's in.

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Corpse Flower, Havers Revisited & Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 02:30:00 +0100

That's definitely the longest title ever, for a Wittering Whitehalls episode... Find out what it means within! Plus, a namesake spider, a footless seagull and a forgotten makeup bag.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Write it down."

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 01:00:00 +0100

This week, a lovely DL sparks a conversation about keeping a diary to remember what you've been up to.

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Possums, The Rider & Final Thoughts (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 01:00:00 +0100

You'll even hear Mrs Whitehall say this at the beginning, but this was originally supposed to be a 10 minute 'Tour Diary' entry to slot in somewhere, but before anybody knew what had happened, a full episode was born! Get mid-tour (as it happened) thoughts from Jack and find out what Michael had on his show rider in Australia!

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LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might bump into..."

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The DL's always deliver, but this week, one particular DL has knocked it out of the park. Ladies and Gentlemen... Mr Chris Willey.

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AI Podcasting, Cold Water & Caravans

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 01:00:00 +0100

With the way technology is going, it might be possible for The Wittering Whitehalls to continue forever, regardless of whether Mr & Mrs Whitehall are still around... How do we feel about that? Plus, cold water immersion, clients that got away, Shark Infested Waters back in print and touring caravans!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 02:30:00 +0100

It's a very old adage, this one, but how will Mrs Whitehall expertly apply it? It all starts with an email from a DL who found something amazing in Thailand!

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Marmalade, P.G. Wodehouse & Vasectomies

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The Whitehall travelling circus trucks onwards and you find Michael & Hilary in New Zealand this week. Regardless of location, there's much to discuss... Jump in!

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LIFE LESSONS: "It's all about perception."

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 02:30:00 +0100

You're never too old to learn something, that's for sure. This week, the Whitehalls learn something about coded messaging and what people might be communicating from their front garden arrangements...

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Impulsivity, Inner Monologues & The Mercator Projection

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 02:30:00 +0100

There is so, so much to take in this week. Hands up if you already know what The Mercator projection is? Plus, more control panel misery for Mr Whitehall and the G.O.A.T DL initialism yet.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try everything once."

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 02:30:00 +0100

Still in their Sydney hotel room, the Whitehalls are challenged to try something they've never tried before, but can Mr Whitehall be persuaded??

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Churchill's Mower, Afternoon Tea & Moving Back Home

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 02:30:00 +0100

The Wittering Whitehalls are officially, 100% international! Thousands of miles from Whitehall Towers, from a hotel in Sydney, Australia - Michael & Hilary are back on the mic to answer your queries, problems and questions.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Speak to Citizens Advice!"

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 01:00:00 +0100

Have you got a landlord problem? Perhaps The Wittering Whitehalls can help... Or not, as it turns out. However, Mrs Whitehall reckons there are things that can be done for this weeks DL and Mr Whitehall has some ideas of his own, too!

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An Engagement Ring, A Songwriter & An Exploitative Neighbour

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 01:00:00 +0100

We all hate losing things. As you scramble around, hoping against hope that the next thing you see will be the thing you're looking for.... This weeks first emailer experienced just that with a very important item. Plus, has anybody ever written a song about you and is your neighbour taking the mickey?

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're giving advice, be nice."

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 01:00:00 +0100

Mr Whitehall is still battling a malady, but Mrs Whitehall is back in the business of handing out sage advice. What to do if you're criticised by an older relative on your parenting style? BREATHE!

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Nursing, Copycats & Guitar Lessons

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 01:00:00 +0100

Mr Whitehall dragged himself from his sick bed this week, all in the name of fulfilling his duty to you, the wonderful DL's. On the slate for discussion, is a DL with a copycat problem (nobody likes a copycat!) and a budding guitarist who can't quite get the momentum going.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Give it the beans..."

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 01:00:00 +0100

Are you a fussy eater? Do you know, or deal with a fussy eater? Mrs Whitehall does! What can be done with those who just won't give new things a try and stick rigorously to the dishes they know?

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Solo Activity, Nosing About & The Other Jack

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 01:00:00 +0100

Whilst it might be confusing to hear Mr & Mrs Whitehall in their Putney home one moment and half way across the world the next, it is well worth it. Settle in for your usual dose of multifaceted emails, PLUS, another instalment of The Wittering Whitehalls Tour Diaries... This time from New Zealand!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Press the microphone button!"

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 01:00:00 +0100

A mystery has been solved in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls... It turns out that what first appeared to be mischief was, in fact, a simple misunderstanding of technology!

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The Local Council, After-Show Rituals & Tour Diaries!

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 01:00:00 +0100

They're back and they're, frankly... All over the place! Recorded just before they hopped on a plane to Singapore, we start in Whitehall Towers for the usual - some lovely DL emails - before we fast forward in time for something brand new in WW's world! It's time for The Wittering Whitehalls Tour Diaries!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Be true to yourself."

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Come and join Michael & Hilary for a Boxing Day life lesson, born out of a legendary nativity performance from DL Wendy's son...

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Stockings, Cards & Christmas Movies (with special guests Jordan North & William Hanson!)

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's a great big Christmas special mash up in the podcast universe this week, as Jordan & William from Help I Sexted My Boss join Mr & Mrs Whitehall for a spot of yuletide larks. So, how old should the 'children' of the family be, before Santa stops bringing them presents and is it acceptable to do your own thing when your a guest at somebody else's house for Christmas?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

We can all agree that the stories you hear on The Wittering Whitehalls are very interesting and thoroughly amusing, but are they consistent? Luckily, there is always a keen-eared DL on hand to do a bit of fact-checking!

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George Martin, Christmas In The Garage & Poached Turkey

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

What would happen if for whatever reason, Mrs Whitehall was unable to produce the wonderful Christmas lunch that she has done so many times before? What if Mr Whitehall had to step in? Plus, how do you turn down an invitation that you don't really want and does Nigel Havers remember a job he did in the late 1970's?

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LIFE LESSONS: "There's not an awful lot you can do about moths."

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

So, what can you do if you've got a moth problem? Well.... Not much, but also not nothing. As always, Mrs Whitehall is here with some pearls of wisdom and Mr Whitehall is ready and waiting with a moderate, to gale-force rant.

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New York, Tasmania & Yawping Cats

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

The team at Whitehall Towers are fairly certain that this week sees the very first use of the word "yawping" on the podcast. Find out what it means within! Plus, stories from The Big Apple and a wonderful tale from history - sent from Tasmania!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Answering the door? Put on a coat!"

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

There are a couple of emails to deal with this week... First of all, a DL with access to the very highest rungs of power and influence and second of all, a DL who can't dress properly for the weather at this time of year.

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Light Packing, Flying Cars & Shoegate

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Another week, another 'gate' at Whitehall Towers. What on Earth took place during 'shoegate'?! Plus, Julie from Taunton has a husband that refuses to pack a suitcase and Callum has a question about the early-adoption of flying cars.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Dim the lights and relax."

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's not often that things get testy at Whitehall Towers whilst the podcast is in session. Stronger words are usually reserved for pre and post-record. However, that is not a hard and fast rule and this week, the Whitehalls are on the warpath.

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Wobbly Shoes, Hugh of Orange & Sightseeing On Tour

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's an all sorts episode this week. There's an update from the DL who once dressed as Donald Duck (you remember, don't you?), a question about entertaining the kids and whether or not there's time for sightseeing when on tour.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Mulch your beds."

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

At this time of year, the green-fingered DL knows that there's work to be done in the garden. Luckily, David the gardener is on hand with some handy hints if you need help getting started.

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Wardrobe Malfunctions, Toothgate & Katie from Kent

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Not all of us have suffered a wardrobe malfunction, but todays DL certainly did. Plus, some Christmas present advice and a cheeky voice note from Kent!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Get yourself a towel that nobody else has got."

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's time for the maiden Wittering Whitehalls voice note! Remember to keep sending them in to the number below. Find out what DL Jenny's particular quandary was and how team WW's would have got around it.

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Master of Ceremonies, A Photo Request & Musophobia

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

You DL's know your stuff, that's for sure. This week, a soon to be married DL needed to put her fiancé right about what Mr Whitehall would and wouldn't do and it's likely that she's spot on. Plus, helpful rats doing a wonderful job and a request for a photograph, from Kenya!

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LIFE LESSONS: "It's not ungrammatical, it's just silly."

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's been a little while since the Whitehalls have called Uncle Neil and this weeks email is the perfect opportunity to check back in with him...

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Imposter Syndrome, The Wrong Present & Historical Jesus

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Does Michael Whitehall ever suffer from imposter syndrome? What do we think...? Plus, buying an anniversary present and some of the best place names yet!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't give up."

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's not long until Mr & Mrs Whitehall accompany their son to New York for a show at the Carnegie Hall! So, how are the preparations coming along?

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Trick Or Treating, The Mystery Cone & A First Time Comedian

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

We're into Mr Whitehall's favourite time of year... It's the spoooooooky season of halloween and he just can't get enough of it. On the slate this week - trick or treating, some odd goings on in an English village and a first time stand up comedian.

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LIFE LESSONS: "A bit of dirt never hurt."

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, a tired Mum of two is hoping that Mrs Whitehall can help to bring a bit of calm and order into the equation. Let's see...

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Spiders, Bingo & Plant Wars

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Unfortunately, for the arachnophobes among us, it's the time of year where our eight-legged visitors begin to show themselves. This week, an emailer encountered one and wanted it gone! Plus, a novel game of WW's bingo and 'The Great Garden Dispute of 2024.'

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LIFE LESSONS: "The devil is in the detail!"

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

A couple of weeks ago, Mr & Mrs Whitehall were invited to The British Podcast Awards to present some awards. What a lovely treat. However, on this weeks bonus episode, you'll find out why it wasn't a complete success!

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Attracting Attention, Family Crests & Going On Holiday With A Stranger

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

There's almost nothing that Mr & Mrs Whitehall can't apply their wide-ranging experience and vast wisdom to and this week is no different. On the slate, we have how to attract attention in the digital age, an impressive bit of research into Whitehall family history and a question that you might not have asked yourself before... "Should I go on holiday with somebody I've only just met?"

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try this trick when you're taking a picture..."

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

There seem to be a lot of farmers getting in touch recently and today, it's the turn of Emmersen, a 'plant sex expert' from Canada. Gosh.

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Elvis Presley, Winston Churchill & Oxford Airport

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's a top tier edition of The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Find out the link between Winston Churchill and Oxford Airport and prepare to be taken back to a classic Travels With My Father moment, where Mr Whitehall was NOT having a good day.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try a six second kiss, or a twenty second hug."

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Oxytocin is important, apparently. This week, Mrs Whitehall gives you a shortcut to oxytocin-infused bliss. It's all inspired by an email about hugging people at work, so imagine what Mr Whitehall makes of that...

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Corfu, Old Friends & Old Flames

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 01:00:00 +0100

The Whitehalls managed to sneak off for a little few days in Corfu, so how did it go? Plus, revisiting old romances and some big news regarding some live shows!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Honesty & openness is the way forward."

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 01:00:00 +0100

There are several things they say you should never discuss, but none of the rules apply when it comes to conversations between The Whitehalls & their DL's. With that in mind, here's a tricky email about separate financial affairs in a marriage!

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Hoof Trimming, Teen Holidays & A Swedish Office Debacle

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Are you familiar with 'hoof trimming'? DO NOT look it up if you're eating, or generally hate things that are DISGUSTING. Plus, including the wrong recipient on an email and going on holiday with your mates at 18.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never leave the house without a hat."

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Time for the 2nd dose of the week. Here's an email from an anonymous DL who is open to suggestions regarding his hair loss.

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New Series "Drop", Donald Duck & Roast Potato Gate

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 01:00:00 +0100

And just like that, they're back! Hilary & Michael, back on the sofa at Whitehall Towers answering your emails in the way only they can. Balance is restored. So what have they been up to and more importantly, how did that dinner party from the emailer last series, with all the dietary requirements go? Let's find out!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If there's the option of a picnic... Take it."

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 01:00:00 +0100

So, here's the final say from the Whitehalls before a little break. Keep an eye out for their return in September! Meanwhile, a DL inspires talk of alfresco dining and leads to us all learning "why is it windy in the evening?"

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Ageing, Helping Out & Ditching The Booze (with special guest Nick Grimshaw!)

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Lovely Grimmy joins Michael & Hilary for the series finale to discuss how getting older works, why you should learn to say "no" and the upsides of taking it easy on the booze. Plus... Vegan curry, 'pig' dogs and weightlifting.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Keep up with the house maintenance!"

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 01:00:00 +0100

There are ACTUAL experts on hand for todays life lessons, yes lessons plural! There's plenty to learn, so don't be distracted by Mr Whitehall standing up halfway through the episode to sort out his tranklements.

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Dietary Requirements, Playing A Character & 'Rawdogging'

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 01:00:00 +0100

You might have heard the term 'rawdogging' before, but rest assured that it is not THAT which Mr & Mrs Whitehall find themselves discussing this week. Plus, is Michael Whitehall real and what would you like for dinner?

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can do an awful lot with rhubarb."

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, DL Rachel suggests that this type of episode should be called a recipe-sode. Nice. Still in the garden at the BBH with all sorts of aircraft interrupting the flow, The Whitehalls have plenty of thoughts to share with you before the weekend.

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Doppelgängers, Hot Wax & Fatherhood with My Father

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 01:00:00 +0100

And now for something completely different... This week, Mr & Mrs Whitehall come to you from the garden of the BBH (do we all know what that means now?)

With birds singing in the background and the sun shining, it's time for one of the most wonderfully written emails in WW's history and another to make you say "ouch".

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always keep the receipt!"

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 01:00:00 +0100

A receipt can save you a lot of aggravation if you can lay your hands on it and this week, Mrs Whitehall has a very good example of just that. Plus, dog training, a Teasmade and a few more cheeky place names.

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A Wedding Dress, A 'SCUDL' & Throop

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

What on earth is 'Throop'? Find out today! Plus, a tricky situation with a wedding dress, a relocation recommendation and the tale of Poundbury.

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LIFE LESSONS: "The Grandparents know what they're doing!"

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, a DL whose going back to work and worried that the headstrong toddler might get the best of her grandparents! Mrs Whitehall says... Don't worry about a thing.

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Pimple Popping, Artificial Intelligence & Shakespeare

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Now THERE is an episode title! This week, hear exactly what happens as an 84 year old man is introduced to the spot popping part of the internet. Wow. Plus, an email from Chat GPT and a shocking performance of a Shakespearean classic.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Setting your lights on timers before a holiday? Do this!"

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Security is important and if you're leaving your house for any length of time, you don't want anyone snooping around. Mrs Whitehall has the advice you need!

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A Sewing Machine, An Organ & Seven Miles To Bermondsey

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

There's been a bit of showbiz mingling this week. Aside from all that, your excellent emails continue to come in and this week, it's time to talk about sewing machines and... Organs!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If there's an old man in YOUR seat, let him sit in it."

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's a "what would you have done?" episode this week. Mr & Mrs Whitehall had an exchange over seating arrangements in Greece and were left puzzled.

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Downsizing, Hotel Musts & Tinkering In Toronto

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's time for the Monday fix of witterings for you, the DL! This week, advice on how to emotionally prepare for a big house move, what Mr Whitehall's demands are in a hotel and what to do about an octogenarian parent with a tendency towards tinkering.

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you buy a second hand car, don't buy it from a friend."

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's possibly only happened once before in Wittering Whitehalls history, but it's a Mr Whitehall hijack episode today. Let's see if they can find time to even read the email!

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Dinner Parties, Man Caves & Audiobooks

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Occasionally, Mr Whitehall will make an email from a DL much more complicated than it needed to be. You'll find an example within this episode. Plus, the ins and outs of audiobooks and whether or not one should have a man cave.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave packing to the very last minute!"

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Are you a last minute suitcase packer, or have you got everything laid out weeks before you leave? Mrs Whitehall is usually very organised, but on their recent holiday, she paid the price for leaving it all to the eleventh hour!

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Recommendations, Empty Nests & "Buh-Bum"

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, there's some inside information on bread packaging (see Mr Whitehall's rant from a couple of weeks ago), some suspicious podcast recommendations and a bit of advice to those facing a soon-to-be empty nest.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try vermouth in your risotto..."

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

The delectable Patricia Hodge finally returned to Whitehall Towers to fulfil her promise to teach Michael how to make risotto. How did it go and what did he learn?!

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Old Fashioned Food, Goats & A Summer of Sport

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Does Mr Whitehall enjoy the post-war, British culinary classics of the fifties and sixties? Let's find out! Plus, oodles of sport and a DL who wants to buy some goats!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Do a final sweep!"

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

How's your memory? Even if it's absolutely spot on, it's always worth having that last look around to see if you've forgotten something!

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Cohabiting, University & Dream Analysis

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

For reasons unknown, an anonymous DL has sent in a very odd dream to be unpicked by Mr & Mrs Whitehall this week. How do you think that went? Plus, moving in together and deciding what to study at university!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Use a loo brush."

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's possibly fair to say that most of us have wielded a loo brush from time to time... But what alternative use has Mrs Whitehall found for the muckiest implement in your house?

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Sharing Digs, Awards Ceremonies & Breaking World Records

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Have you ever wanted to break a world record? One DL this week would love to... But doesn't have the time. Plus, awards ceremonies and a Hen Do problem.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't go too hard..."

Thu, 30 May 2024 01:00:00 +0100

As summer approaches, you might find yourself with renewed vigour to start living a healthier life, full of good food and plenty of exercise... But before you start at 90mph, Mrs Whitehall has some words of advice.

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Helpful Hindering, Herbal Tea & Daredevils

Mon, 27 May 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, The Whitehalls have been hobnobbing with the great and good. Plus, trying to be helpful but making it worse, herbal tea and what ever happened to the daredevils?

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LIFE LESSONS: "You rest, you rust..."

Thu, 23 May 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This weeks life lesson comes not just from Mrs Whitehall... In fact, it comes courtesy of a Mr A Schwarzenegger...

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Red Flags, Letter Writing & Split Infinitives

Mon, 20 May 2024 01:00:00 +0100

If you were to have a rummage through the Wittering Whitehalls mail bag, you'd find dozens of emails trying to wind Mr Whitehall up about language, grammar and other such things. This week, one of those emails gets through. Plus, relationship red flags and a lovely idea for those who enjoy good old fashioned paper and pen.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always make an extra portion."

Thu, 16 May 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's always a relief to be able to pull something out of the freezer if you can't be bothered with making dinner. Mrs Whitehall advises just that, based on an email from a DL, but what's Mr Whitehall's take?

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Worst Pain Homework, Binge Watching & A DL Pilot

Mon, 13 May 2024 01:00:00 +0100

They're back and ready to do it all again! Michael & Hilary are primed with another crop of your fabulous emails and they've got plenty of thoughts to share!

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An Exciting Announcement!

Thu, 09 May 2024 14:45:00 +0100

Would you like to come and see The Wittering Whitehalls LIVE work in progress shows?

On May 28th & 29th, you can see Michael & Hilary live at The New Wimbledon Theatre as they work out how on earth The Wittering Whitehalls will work as a live show! Please visit the link below for tickets...

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LIFE LESSONS: "You CAN teach an old dog new tricks." (with special guest Patricia Hodge!)

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0100

The marvellous Patricia Hodge very kindly stayed a little longer, to assist Mrs Whitehall in a pointed life lesson. Michael has got some homework to do...

The Whitehalls will return very soon!

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Godly, Noble & Hilarious (with special guest Patricia Hodge!)

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0100

What a fabulous guest to end the series with! Patricia joins Michael and Hilary on the sofa at Whitehall Towers, to discuss baby names, least favourite destinations and the reasons why people lie about their age.

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're doing something illicit, make sure you're wearing a sturdy walking shoe."

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's one of the more wordy life lessons, but it's a valuable one nonetheless. Also this week, hear Mr Whitehall proven wrong on the pronunciation of a word... SHOCK!

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The Gift Registry, Roses & Turning 30

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's a trademark 45 minutes or so of Wittering from the Whitehalls this week. They end up all over the place, from towel bundles to charades and beyond!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always double and triple check, before you post something!"

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Mrs Whitehall recently had a social media mishap. Do you ever post pictures online? If you do... Be absolutely certain what's in the picture before you post it!

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Practical Jokes, Craft Projects & Home Videos

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Never mind the fact that 'wittering' is in the title... This week, the Whitehalls get further off track than they've ever been before. Even so, they still find time for some of your fabulous emails.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a fart."

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Despite Mr Whitehall's preference for more 'upmarket' content, as he calls it, sometimes there will be an inevitable slip into the gutter. That said, it's a brave DL (albeit anonymous) who can email in and make a confession like this one.

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Body Hair, Caving & A Friend's Sister

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 01:00:00 +0100

The Wittering Whitehalls is almost always eclectic, but this week is all over the place! Michael addresses his habits around bodily hair, a DL has a story from deep underground and Hilary has some sensible advice on how not to ruin a friendship.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Our worst fears are in anticipation."

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 01:00:00 +0100

How are you with public speaking? This week, a DL has got a new job (yay!), but may have overstated his ability in this particular arena. Fear not, because Mrs Whitehall has the right advice!

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Pronunciation, Funerals & Trooping The Colour

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 08:30:00 +0100

It's all about light and shade, this game. This week, The Whitehalls have all their usual laughs and rants, plus a more thoughtful email from a young DL with a few things on their mind.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Warm it, before you whip it in."

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 01:00:00 +0100

The Wittering Whitehalls is not a podcast awash with double entendre, but it's a phenomenon that will crop up from time to time. Mrs Whitehall considers a food life hack sent in by a DL, whilst Mr Whitehall misbehaves.

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Health & Safety, Fancy Shoes & "Where Do Babies Come From?"

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Good luck to anybody having to answer the "where do babies come from" question. It can be a tough one! Also this week, Rob, the health & safety officer DL and a classic story featuring (but not limited to) the ever-present Nigel Havers.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Everything Frittata..."

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Hands up if the episodes with recipes make you hungry! Mrs Whitehall has another budget busting recipe this week, with a few meanders, avenues and alleyways thrown in by Mr Whitehall.

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Step Counting, Incense & Bluetooth Mishaps

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, Hilary managed to persuade Michael into wearing her smartwatch, in order to count his steps. Find out what happened next... Plus, burning incense and accidentally connecting to a bluetooth speaker!

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LIFE LESSONS: "It's often easier to pull than to push."

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Hilary & Michael tackle your traditional midweek query and offer some (occasionally) sage advice.

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Sexist Remarks, Solving A Mystery & Dating In DC

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, a DL is compelled to write in her kind thoughts on a previous DL's email and there's a 40 year old mystery to solve, involving a lamp post in Newcastle and a whip... Plus, dating and ghosting in Washington DC.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Sit down and shut the f*** up."

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Mr Whitehall quite effectively distills the life lesson down this week, into one easily remembered phrase. So, what should you do

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American Tourists, Celebrity Products & Retro Toys (with special guests Woody Harrelson & Laura Louie!)

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Well, this is a bit of a surprise... A mid-series appearance from a pair of BIG guests! Woody Harrelson and his lovely wife Laura join Michael and Hilary for this weeks wittering!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Join The National Trust... For Uncle Neil."

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's always nice to get Neil on the phone and that's exactly what's happening this week. As it turns out, he's uniquely qualified to answer this weeks email!

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National Service, Running A Pub & Motorway Services

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, a member of the armed forces asks about Mr Whitehall's military life (or lack thereof), a landlord tells the story of how he made his dream a reality and a DL tells of his passion for motorway service stations.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Let people know they're in your thoughts."

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's another hand written letter this week. It's lovely to keep in touch, by whatever means, because it reminds people that you're thinking of them, even if you're not able to see them in person. Even Mr Whitehall would agree!

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Winston, Alternative Medicine & A Lovely Update

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, a DL has a BIG question about Winston... What will become of him!? Plus, complimentary and alternative medicine and an encouraging update from a DL who featured a while back.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Draw the battle lines early."

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's true to say that the DL's are a fabulous bunch, across a huge variety of age categories. Apparently, the Witterings of the Whitehalls appeal to everyone... As long as they can tolerate Mr Whitehall's language. Today's life lesson is all about how to handle your role as a grandparent!

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The Ick, Toddler Tantrums & A Tricky Wedding Situation

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Stop what you're doing folks... Michael Whitehall is about to learn what "the ick" is. Plus, never mind the 'terrible twos,' it's the 'thunderous threes' that are troubling one particular DL.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Make sure you've got a boxset downloaded."

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +0100

This week, an anonymous emailer needs advice on how to get through a holiday with their boyfriend's family in very close quarters. The Whitehalls are on hand, as ever, to assist.

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Tellings Off, Bad Influences & Ghostly Images

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Have you ever seen Elvis in a piece of toast? Perhaps you glimpsed John Lennon in a patch of damp? This week, an emailer brings news of Margaret Thatcher on an ironing board cover and it's up to The Whitehalls to give their verdict. Plus, drug education and getting told off!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Get the first few rounds..."

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's an A-lister heavy anecdote type of week this week... Get ready for some big name drops...

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Pantomimes, Adrenaline Junkies & Turning Into Your Parents

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +0100

It's back to brilliant, business as usual for The Wittering Whitehalls this week. Three brilliant emails, answered in their inimitable style!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Get with the tech!"

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Do you think Mr Whitehall is particularly at ease when it comes to using modern technology? This week, Mrs Whitehall explains why it's important for him to clean up his act!

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Turin, Berlin, Los Angeles & Beyond...

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +0100

Back again and this time, much sooner than usual! The Whitehalls are wasting no time in getting back into business following the Christmas break and they've an awful lot to unpack (literally...)

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LIFE LESSONS: "Be prepared!"

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's the final instalment for series 4, but the good news is that you don't have too long to wait! Once Christmas & New Year are out the way, The Wittering Whitehalls will be right back with you! Keep an eye out for their return on the 8th of January!

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Hidden Snacks, The Future & 'Would You Rather?' (with special guest James O'Brien!)

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 01:00:00 +0100

You've probably picked up on the fact that James O'Brien is a favourite at Whitehall Towers, so it's very exciting to have him on as a guest! Recorded at the Global studios in Leicester Square, James is on hand to talk custard tarts, pleasing turns of phrase and to answer the question... "Would you rather be a spider for 24 hours or a cow for a week?"

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LIFE LESSONS: "Watch out for a trip... Or a fall..."

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 04:00:00 +0100

Whilst Mr & Mrs Whitehall have spent the last couple of weeks on their travels, they've learned a few lessons, as we all do. This week, we learn why it's important to take in your new surroundings and listen carefully to what you're being told!

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Gloomy Weather, Accents & Star Wars

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 13:30:00 +0100

It's the first time that you're joining Mr & Mrs Whitehall somewhere other than Whitehall Towers! Find out why they're in California and what's new. Business as usual is not affected though and it's time for another crop of your brilliant emails!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Avoid committees at all costs."

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

This week, it's committees in the line of fire. Lots of people sitting around a table, speaking in a very odd, formal way, all in the name of getting nowhere in particular... Plus, another rant from Mr Whitehall about phrases he hates!

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Meeting Your Heroes, Leaving The Children & Sitting In A Van...

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Imagine a podcast recording that starts just after some slightly testy, marital bickering... It's THIS podcast! Mrs Whitehall has been driven thoroughly up the wall by Mr Whitehall this week, so let's just see what happens!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try and make time for a date night."

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

The Whitehalls get into all sorts of unexpected areas in this weeks bonus episode. Get ready for picnics, a cosy night in and even some 'role play'!

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Announcements, Photography & The Singing Telegram

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Mrs Whitehall is nursing a nasty wasp sting this week, but it doesn't get in the way of proceedings at all! There's plenty to get into, including supermarket announcements, a quick reading from Mr Whitehall's book and some advice for a budding photographer.

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LIFE LESSONS: "A trio of soups."

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

We all love a good recipe tutorial from The Whitehalls! It's time to take your soup game to the next level and find out why Mr Whitehall is always moving things around...

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Handkerchieves, Breakfast & Dress-Making Scissors

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's a giggly one this week, DL's. The sort of episode that starts in one direction and ends up completely derailed, upside down and on fire on a different planet entirely!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't shut your mind off to making new friends."

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

We're all guilty of saying things like "I have enough friends" or "I don't like meeting new people", but this week, Mrs Whitehall is encouraging you to change your ways!

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Fridge Magnets, Big Birthdays & Getting Caught Chatting

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

An Australian DL is in touch this week, pertaining to a very special fridge magnet collection. Plus, the best way to mark a milestone birthday, chatting in the supermarket and a potential Earldom for Mr Whitehall!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Lending something? You need to lay out terms and conditions."

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 01:00:00 +0100

A wonderful email from Jim in Yorkshire throws the Whitehalls into the world of lending and loaning this week, whether it's ever a good idea and how to avoid an awkward situation if you do it!

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Managing Time, Childhood Genius & A Feline Listener

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's not just human DL's across the world who enjoy The Wittering Whitehalls! No, sir... The feline community are quite partial too. Plus, Mrs Whitehall's tendencies as 'an enabler' and the question of childhood geniuses.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never mind post-it notes... Leave them an instructional video!"

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

There's a beautiful email from an anonymous DL from the Cotswolds this week and as you know, it doesn't take much to get Mr & Mrs Whitehall wittering! Find out who bashed the car, why it's not worth repainting it, and where on Earth the name Joan crops up from!

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Technical Mishaps, Underpants, & Continuity Errors

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

This week... A Gameboy, a pond, a holiday (somewhere) in Devon and a backpack... Enjoy!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're dropping a pin... Make sure it's in the right location."

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Who wants to have a guess whether or not Michael knows what 'dropping a pin' is? Cast your votes now and listen to find out!

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American Food, Name Dropping & Captain B

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's time, once again, to gather at Whitehall Towers and see what's in store. This week, some faves from across the Atlantic, a great big name dropping story (we love those!) and a lovely email from an airline captain.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Just tell them, to f*** off."

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

There's a big rant incoming, but it's not from the side of the sofa that you'd usually expect... Mrs Whitehall is wound right up this week and all in the name of a DL who stood up for herself in Southampton.

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A Saucy Audition, A Whopper & "Extending All Courtesies"

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Where to start? This week, an "anonymous old theatrical type" is in touch about a problematic job offer, Neil recounts his burger experience and Mr Whitehall reveals a shocking story from days gone by!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Pop it in a houseplant..."

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

If you want the Wittering Whitehalls to go weird, they will happily go weird... This week, an email from a listener who was left something quite unusual in her Grandmother's will.

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The Wedding Debrief, A Heavenly Voice & A Cashless Flight

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's been promised for a couple of weeks now, so here's the comprehensive look back at Barney's wedding in Portugal! It all went swimmingly, aside from the kerfuffle on the journey home...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Try a dishwasher tab down the loo..."

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Mrs Whitehall comes over all domestic today. Everything is covered, from stains, to dust, limescale, polish and more! Mr Whitehall, on the other hand, is a little quieter after a DL calls him a grump! Where on Earth could they have got that idea?!

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A Free Bike, A Messy Neighbour & A Nightmare At Passport Control

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 01:00:00 +0100

You find Mr Whitehall in a particularly spiky mood this week and it ought to be said that Mrs Whitehall is only making it worse! Find out why a free bike is not necessarily a good thing and what Mr Whitehall carries in his travel briefcase.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Hay fever sufferer? Try this..."

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 01:00:00 +0100

We can all agree, by now, that from time to time, Mrs Whitehall (and occasionally Mr Whitehall) can offer you a piece of life advice that will prove a game changer... Maybe this week is one of those times.

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FoMO, Small Talk & The Family Business

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Another week, another crop of emails and another shocking admission from Mr Whitehall. Plus, the peaks and troughs of working with the family and the art of small talk.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always double check the invitation..."

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 01:30:00 +0100

How long do you reckon it takes to get from London to Birmingham? Whatever you do, don't trust Mr Whitehall's answer!

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Two Typewriters, A Great Grandfather & Some Hearing Aids...

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 01:00:00 +0100

This week, through chance alone, the emails are focussed on the more mature listener, but that isn't to say that there aren't some very daft moments along the way!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always take your phone into an unfamiliar loo..."

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Now that The Wittering Whitehalls are back, it's time for the return of the Thursday Life Lessons! This week, Mr Whitehall tells a harrowing tale, which took place in Jack's trendy downstairs loo.

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Keeping Cool, A Chiropody Tour & A Bottle For A Special Occasion

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 01:00:00 +0100

In these troubled times, it's a comfort to know that it's never too long before The Whitehalls are back for another series! Take your seat with Michael & Hilary at Whitehall Towers and strap in...

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BONUS: End of Term Lego & A Gentlemanly Quiz (with special guest Nigel Havers!)

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 01:00:00 +0100

What an important life lesson this week... Do you have something in mind that you've always fancied trying? Give it a go!

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Chickens, Boats & Cast Mates (with special guest Nigel Havers!)

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package!

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Coming This Monday...

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 12:00:00 +0100

In this little teaser, find out who Michael & Hilary's special guest is for the final episode of the series!

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LIFE LESSONS: "You're never too old!"

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 09:00:00 +0100

What an important life lesson this week... Do you have something in mind that you've always fancied trying? Give it a go!

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Teachers, Homework & National Treasures!

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Sometimes the emails just collate themselves into a pleasing order and this week is one of those weeks. A brace of education-related missives are followed by a question to make Mr Whitehall blush!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never give out people's contact details, without asking first!"

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Confidentiality is very important and this week, Mr Whitehall has a story that demonstrates that very well!

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Sour Scrambled Eggs, A Tattoo Ultimatum & A Jazzy Groom

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

You DL's certainly know how to wind up Mr Whitehall! The touchy issue of tattoos has come back again... Could this be the email that changes his mind?

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the date..."

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Picture this... You're going to a party, the hosts fling open the door and you present them with a lovely bottle of something and.... That's the last you ever see of that bottle. Will they be serving it at the party? Will they heck!

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Baba Ghanoush, Bedroom Posters & A Trip To Sitges

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Let's have a little guess, before you press play... Does Michael Whitehall,

A) Know exactly what baba ghanoush is

B) Has no idea what baba ghanoush is

C) Saw some baba ghanoush once, but declined to eat it

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LIFE LESSONS: "Know the difference between a mneumonic, an acronym and an abbreviation..."

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 07:30:00 +0100

It's a topic especially close to Mr Whitehall's heart this week... Grammar. For a thorough run down on the common pitfalls, it's time to draft in The WW's resident expert on the topic.

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A Cellar Surprise, Heavy Flirtation & Relationship Revelations

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

In this episode, not only will you learn a lot about the Whitehalls, but Mr & Mrs Whitehall will learn a fair bit about each other, even after so many years together!

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LIFE LESSONS: "If you're a perfectionist, be as collaborative as you can."

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Sometimes, for various reasons, an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls goes off on a complete tangent... That's certainly true of today's episode, as Mrs Whitehall recalls a sad story from her days in the theatre.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode includes a story about an actor who passed away, following a heart attack.

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Email Etiquette, Cheese Snobbery & One of Those Weeks

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

You must have had one of those weeks before? This week, one of the DL's certainly has! Plus, cheese - soft, hard and in between and whether or not you should pester for an email reply.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Be very selective about the WhatsApp groups you join..."

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 01:00:00 +0100

A cautionary tale from Mrs Whitehall about the pitfalls of partaking in your local social media groups!

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Favourite Flix, Dodgy Dinners & 'Good' Samaritans

Mon, 29 May 2023 10:45:00 +0100

This week, there's a call for Mr & Mrs Whitehall's go to blockbusters, with an effort to avoid the black and white classics! Plus, a trying husband, trying his best in the kitchen and a rant from Mr Whitehall about dog walking politics.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Don't be embarrassed to ask for a doggy-bag."

Thu, 25 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

We've all known Mr Whitehall to become heated and animated about a subject, but just wait until you hear Mrs Whitehall wind him up about asking for a doggy bag!

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Writing Books, Naming Names & Moving Abroad

Mon, 22 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Picture this... You've worked a job for six months and there's one person who keeps calling you completely the wrong name... What would you do?! Mr & Mrs Whitehall consider exactly this and MORE!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Never go anywhere without a snack in your bag."

Thu, 18 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's a real week of extremes! Following Jack & Roxy's happy news, the Whitehall's are very excited, but that doesn't stop Michael from launching into a fierce rant about portmanteau words!

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Tea Parties, Crafts & Proposal Inspiration

Mon, 15 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Have you ever attended a tea party for dogs? Take a moment to guess whether this subject appealed more to Hilary, or Michael... Plus, it's time to get crafty with knitting and miniatures and a DL needs help with a proposal!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Longevity in friendship is to be cherished."

Thu, 11 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's time for something a bit different this week! Almost a week on from her experience on The Mall, Hilary is just about ready to tell you exactly how it all went!

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Lovebirds, Staycations & Barbecues

Mon, 08 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's one of those episodes that almost bursts at the seams! So many topics covered, including club membership, pet ownership, where to book a holiday and how on earth to fire up the Whitehall family barbecue!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Always check the pockets..."

Thu, 04 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

We've all experienced it... That heart-in-mouth moment when you realise that you might have just sent something important for trip into the washing machine. This week, an emailer sparks a story from Mrs Whitehall!

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Fundraising Fun, Repetitive Viewing & Angling With A Chatterbox

Mon, 01 May 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Emerging from the email inbox this week... A DL with charitable ambitions, a chatty young man who might not be cut out for fishing and Harry Potter on repeat!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Put yourself out there and give it a go!"

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Meet Hilary Whitehall, who will be your careers advisor this week! Plus, the obligatory run down of all the jobs Mr Whitehall has been sacked from over the years!

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Cheaters, Looking Back & A Familiar Voice

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's finally time to put a voice to one of the names you've heard repeated a few times since The Wittering Whitehalls began! Plus, a despicable cheater and a look back at the way things used to be.

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LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go near 'extra services' in a hotel..."

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

This is a lesson that you'd do well to take on board... If you're ever unsure of what's included, or whether there might be trouble involved with the 'extras' your offered, just run a mile!

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Cruising, Paying Over The Odds & Getting Lavatorial

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

You could never say that an episode of The Wittering Whitehalls wasn't varied enough. This week, it's one thing to the next! From a cruise ship query to money badly spent and a diversion into the lavatorial end of things. Let's dive in!

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LIFE LESSONS: "You can't go wrong with a tortilla."

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Somehow, a recipe-focused episode has become rather a recurring feature in the world of The Wittering Whitehalls. So here we are again, this time with a listener who's run out of ideas of what to take to the office for lunch. But of course, that's not all... Mr Whitehall still finds time to drop a quick showbiz anecdote.

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A Double Celebration, A Legal Missive & A Trip To Berlin

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

There's almost too much to pack into this week's edition of The Wittering Whitehalls... First of all, Mr Whitehall celebrates (in his own way) another year on Earth and to add to that, another year of wedded bliss to Mrs Whitehall! Plus, tales of rocking, rolling and a handy guide to gift-buying! Everything is covered!

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LIFE LESSONS: "Cyclists beware..."

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It was an eventful and unpleasant experience that inspired Mrs Whitehall this week. Suffice to say that if you're on two wheels, you should never take a chance!

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Fisticuffs, Family Squabbles & The 'Perfect' Day

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's time to dive back in to The Wittering Whitehalls big inbox of queries, questions, anecdotes and problems that you, the Dear Listener, have sent in!

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Series 3 - Coming April 3rd!

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Assemble, DL's!

Hopefully it's not been too long without your twice-weekly visit to Whitehall Towers! Michael & Hilary will return on Monday April 3rd...

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LIFE LESSONS: "Have fewer baths..." (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Just before they head off for a couple of weeks, Michael & Hilary are joined by Jack once more, to see if he can offer you a nugget of wisdom to mull over until The Wittering Whitehalls return! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Conception, Discipline & Tattoos (with special guest Jack Whitehall!)

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 01:00:00 +0100

So, the cat is out of the bag and you know that Michael & Hilary are joined by their eldest this week, Mr Jack Whitehall! The email inbox still has plenty to give, even at this end of series 2, so let's get into it! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Have a quick spritz of perfume..."

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Michael & Hilary get into what it takes to keep them on an even keel on a day to day basis. We all have down days from time to time, so here are some Whitehall tips on how to bring yourself back up again! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Inventions, Revenge & Snow!

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Get ready for a bit of a surprise in the introduction to this edition of The Wittering Whitehalls! Mr Whitehall has been let loose! Plus, on the slate today, a "million pound idea", a horror story from the slopes and the question of whether or not to leave your nightmare neighbours with a parting shot... Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Think carefully before you throw out old toys!"

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Following a chance encounter with a vintage Batmobile in his loft, this weeks emailer sets The Whitehalls off on a journey into the past, to their favourite childhood toys! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Secret Signals, Friends With Benefits & Musical Theatre

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Any idea that The Wittering Whitehalls could be considered a family show rather go out of the window this week, when the topic of "friends with benefits" is raised. Plus, dinner parties ruined by rude guests and a quick sachet into the world of musical theatre! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have a little pot of bicarbonate of soda..."

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

So that's the life lesson... But why? Find out why a pot of bicarbonate of soda is a must-have in any household. It all starts with an email from somebody with a stinking hangover! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Politics, Buffet Breakfasts & Spirit Animals

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

There's a rich spread of topics this week, from the thorny issue of politics, which Mrs Whitehall is very concerned about getting into, all the way to spirit animals and what that might mean to Mr Whitehall. Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Don't leave your phone on a restaurant table..."

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Mrs Whitehall was the victim of theft this week and she's not happy about it. Whatever you do, always keep an eye on your bits and pieces and certainly don't leave them unattended! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Buying A Sports Car, Hair Dye & Being Too Polite

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 08:45:00 +0100

Mr Whitehall is full of stories this week and that's exactly how we all like him! There's plenty of advice for a man called Trevor, on how to grow old with grace and a maze of manners and when it's best to say something, rather than just being polite! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always have an escape route..."

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It doesn't matter where you are... Mrs Whitehall ALWAYS recommends that you have a quick escape route. Find out why in this week's LIFE LESSON! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Going It Alone, Dieting & What To Call Your "Lover"

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

Michael breathes a sigh of relief, as Whitehall Towers are finally, Christmas decoration-free! But with more emails to get through, there's no time for messing about. This week, there's advice on starting a business, how to stick to that new diet and what you can call your partner, if "boyfriend" or "girlfriend' seem a bit cringey! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always be clear on the rules of engagement!"

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

It's quite a niche piece of advice this week, but you never know who might need to hear it. Suffice to say, that if you have a ballet dancer lodging in your house, make sure you're very up front about who should be doing their laundry... Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Home Decor, Karaoke & Admiration For Others

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 01:00:00 +0100

There's no mucking about as The Whitehalls enter 2023! It's a PACKED episode this week! There are emails pertaining to decor disagreements, go-to karaoke songs, imaginary restaurants and the admiration one might have for other people! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "What to do with the Christmas leftovers?"

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

You know, by now, that Hilary has a few kitchen hacks up her sleeve, so here are a few more to help you decide what to do with those Christmas offcuts! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Unwanted Gifts, Christmas Dinner & A Seasonal Party!

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

A VERY Merry Christmas, from The Wittering Whitehalls, to you! It doesn't matter whether you've got a house full, or you're enjoying a quiet one to yourself, Hilary & Michael are popping round to discuss the most wonderful time of the year! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "You can never have too many Christmas decorations!"

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

It ought to be said that only one half of The Wittering Whitehalls agrees with the title of this bonus episode... Can you guess who it is? It's almost Christmas and it's all go at Whitehall HQ! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Taxidermy, Reading & Travelling For The First Time!

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

As the season of tinsel and goodwill descends upon us, Mr Whitehall grows grumpier by the second, so strap in! This week, a curious email about taxidermy, a question about The Whitehalls' reading habits and some senior travellers with a lack of experience! And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "You never know who you might meet at the reduced section!"

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

It's the gift that keeps on giving... More life hacks, anecdotes, tips and tricks that you can take with you on your own journey through life! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Dating, Delivery Support & A Dining Disagreement

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

Mrs Whitehall kicks off this weeks episode with a minor overshare and it all just carries on from there! There's dating for the over sixties, a brand new baby (helped along by The Whitehalls and their witterings!) and Michael's rather predictable opinion on 'sharing platters'. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Mrs Whitehall's kitchen hacks..."

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

This is PROPER public service broadcasting... Mrs Whitehall has 1001 excellent kitchen hacks that will absolutely blow your mind and she's sharing them with you right here, right now! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Moving House, Snazzy Dressing & Resolving Squabbles

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 07:01:00 +0100

Here's one for you, that's full to the point of bursting! There's a chance encounter on the stairs, a word on how to move house without falling out, how to make up if you DO fall out and whether or not a Whitehall shopping trip is a pleasant experience. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Do not go anywhere near nepotism..."

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 01:00:00 +0100

Struggling to hold down a job? Maybe you just can't get an interview to go your way... Mr Whitehall tells the story of when Jack convinced him to travel all the way to Tintagel, with less than satisfactory results. Plus, the times Mrs Whitehall has narrowly missed out, to inspire any of you who might have incurred a recent career setback! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Baby Names, Bullies & Travelling In Joggers

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0100

There's a wide selection of emails in this weeks Wittering Whitehall mail bag. From creative baby naming to a sage word on how to ward off the bullies at school. Plus, Australian mistranslation, shorts in the theatre and providing a 'public service'. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Making scrambled eggs? You'll need some eggs..."

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0100

There won't be too many of you who saw this one coming... This week, Mr Whitehall rolls up his sleeves and shows you what he's made of in the kitchen! With Hilary's supervision, you might just end up with a couple of recipes to have a go at! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

A Proposal, A Painting & A Children's Entertainer

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0100

Michael & Hilary are back for another Monday mooch through your emails! This week, an embarrassing conversation that needs having with a teenager, a disappointing visit to an art gallery and a terrible entertainer. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "If you aim for on time, you're going to be late..."

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0100

We can all agree on this lesson for life, can't we? No... Of course not. See if you can predict where Mr & Mrs Whitehall pitch themselves in this argument and absorb their advice accordingly. Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Nicknames, Sex Education & DIY

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0100

What an enticing episode title!? Michael begins this week with a tale from the night before, where he was seated under a powerful air-conditioning unit and then got into a taxi with a man who was apparently oblivious to him. Plus, the family nickname list (it's a long one), how to educate your teens about sex and whether or not DIY is popular at Whitehall HQ. And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

LIFE LESSONS: "Always tell the truth... Or don't."

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0100

So here's the very first LIFE LESSON from Mr & Mrs Whitehall. A snack-sized nugget, to give you food-for-thought over the weekend. In this first bonus helping, Hilary & Michael consider when it's best to tell the truth and when it's far better not to! Make sure you're subscribed! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Bucket Lists, Old Heads & Conspiracy Theories!

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +0100

They are returned, DL's! Back once again, to answer your questions, mull your queries and put the world to rights. In the first outing of series two, Michael misunderstands the point of a bucket list and Hilary wastes no time in making one! And NEW FOR SERIES 2!!! Make sure you subscribe / follow so that you get the BONUS episodes every Thursday! The Wittering Whitehall's "Life Lessons" will educate, inform and delight, in a shorter (slightly) more concise package! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Series 2 - Coming November 7th!

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 01:00:00 +0100

DL's!!!

They're back! Michael & Hilary will once again take a deep dive into your wonderful emails, offering wisdom, wit and the occasional rant!

PLUS... Don't miss the EXTRA "Life Lessons" episode every Thursday!

Episode 1 will be with you on Monday November 7th, so not too long to wait!

Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops!

Subscribe now!

You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Bermuda Shorts, Andouillette & Wasabi!

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0100

So here it is, the last from The Wittering Whitehalls... FOR NOW! Keep an eye on this feed to see if they return... In this quick fire episode, Hilary & Michael make their way through some of the shorter questions they've had knocking around in the inbox, so prepare to find out Michael's favourite swear word (why not have a guess?), why Hilary can't stand an andouillette sausage and what REALLY happened when Jack gave Michael a wasabi nut! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Kryptonite, Sports Day & Money Management

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0100

You know The Wittering Whitehalls by now... Ask Michael a question about cryptocurrency and what do you get...? A story about Superman of course! Plus, find out how Hilary balances the books in The Whitehall household and why there's beef with the Department of Work and Pensions... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Meditation, Horoscopes & Ghostly Goings-On

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0100

Are you sitting comfortably? Good. Let's drift into an other worldly state, with the help of Mr & Mrs Whitehall. Hear all about Hilary's wretched evening in a room full of smoke and find out Michael's opinion on horoscopes... Have a guess... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Robots, Time Travel & Learning A New Skill

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0100

It's up and away and off to the future for The Whitehalls this week. How would Michael deal with a house full of robots and what would he do with a time machine? Plus, does Hilary like the idea of becoming a circus ringmaster and what would she say to her younger self? Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Phobias, Vaping & A Funeral Cortège

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0100

This week, it's time to come clean about irrational fears, vexatious behaviours and stressful situations. Plus, find out why The Whitehall's almost caused a scene in the middle of a funeral cortège! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Camping, Haggling & A "Holy Man"

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0100

The emails keep on coming and The Whitehalls are more than happy to keep on wittering! This week, Mrs Whitehall tells us all just how much Mr Whitehall loves (loathes) camping and they embark upon a jaunt to the markets of Istanbul, the historic sights of Australia and the raunchy, darkened rooms of Las Vegas! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Nail Polish-Gate, Reality TV & Strictly No Rehearsals...

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0100

Well, it looks as though The Wittering Whitehalls have their first '-gate' scandal! Find out all about why a bottle of 'mouthwash' almost did for Mr Whitehall, why reality TV is a polarising subject in the household and what happened when Strictly Come Dancing made an offer... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

London Living, Collections & Soiling

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0100

Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back once again, to discuss whatever it is YOU want to discuss. This week, the letters come from all over the place, asking all sorts! The pros and cons of visiting London, how to cope with a collector and what should be done about that dreaded housework... Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Pets, A Ski Trip & ... Nudity

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0100

You read that title correctly... This week, The Whitehall's tackle the subject of nudity. A state which apparently, Mr Whitehall is no stranger to. Find out how Anglo-German relations were left following an altercation in a hotel corridor and whether or not there's any middle ground, when it comes to pets! Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Cinema Snacks, Festivals & Learning To Drive

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0100

Give yourself a moment to think... Who would you like to teach you to drive? Hilary or Michael? Perhaps your answer says something about who you are. This week, The Whitehalls consider their history in cars, whether it's acceptable to eat at the cinema and the pros and cons of attending a music festival. Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Rome, Royals & Racy Pictures

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0100

Brace yourselves DL's, because this week is quite a ride. Winston is heavily involved (both Churchill and Whitehall, in fact), Hilary temporarily loses the ability to podcast and Michael remembers the time he got very angry with a ticket seller in Rome. Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

"Celebrity", Social Media & Gossip

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0100

The idea of this week's episode is to take a sneak peak into the glamorous world of "celebrity" and all that it entails, but what can Michael & Hilary tell us about what really goes on behind the scenes and how much trouble can one end up in, if one's social media starts playing up? Don't forget! How To Survive Family Holidays by Jack Whitehall (with Hilary & Michael Whitehall!) is now available in paperback, at all good book shops! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Sleep, Exercise & The World of Sport

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0100

Here we go DL's! It's time for the next instalment of TWW's! This week, your emails have Hilary advising on exercise and goading Michael about things like 'walking football' and what time is the right time to go to bed. Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Romance, Weddings & Parties

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 00:05:00 +0100

What a lovely trio of topics! That is... Unless you are Michael Whitehall. Find out how hard Hilary has to work to convince her darling husband to come to a party and the dalliance the Michael once had, with the daughter of a Prime Minister! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

Mobile Phones, Whistling & A Briefcase of Money

Mon, 27 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0100

Here it is folks! Michael & Hilary Whitehall have flung open the door to their London home and they're inviting you in! In the inaugural episode, Hilary tries to explain what a YouTuber is and Michael relives a harrowing tale involving a hefty sum of cash. Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com

COMING ON JUNE 27th!

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 15:00:00 +0100

Join Michael & Hilary Whitehall at their Thames embankment home as they share the wit, wisdom and knowledge on a range of topics, chosen by YOU! Perhaps you've got a nuisance neighbour, or an awkward conversation that you've put off for too long... Why not ask the Whitehalls what THEY would do!? Hilary will do her best to give a balanced, considered answer and Michael.... Won't do that. Episodes 1 & 2 will drop on Monday 27th June! Subscribe now! You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to TheWitteringWhitehalls@gmail.com