<![CDATA[Tired as Moms]]>Mon, 16 Jan 2023 15:11:33 +0000Captivate.fmMostly Harmless Mediahttps://artwork.captivate.fm/88464378-fac7-4003-92b3-809abcd16a9a/tampodcastHome.jpgTired as MomsMostly Harmless MediaMostly Harmless MediaTwo moms tackle the realness of being a mom - the expectations, failures, heartfelt moments, and the exhaustion. We meet weekly to laugh over wine as we cover various mom topics - work/life balance (or lack thereof), always being late, hidden poopy kid underwear, school car rider lines, random mom rules we have to follow, and many, many more. This podcast is raw and real. If you want the truth in all of its glory, this is the podcast for you. Have some fun with us and listen to our real-life stories. Get ready to laugh!http://www.mostlyharmless.mediayesepisodichttps://feeds.captivate.fm/tired-as-moms/Would You Rather Mom StyleWould You Rather Mom StyleWhat would YOU rather...

Wouldn't it be nice if you could choose the lesser of two evils in parenting?!  Would you rather step on something wet with socks on or step on a Lego?  In this episode Kristi and Jessica found some hilarious would you rather scenarios to ponder.

#isthatwaterorpee #steponalego #poopinpeace #poopshoes

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Wouldn't it be nice if you could choose the lesser of two evils in parenting?!  Would you rather step on something wet with socks on or step on a Lego?  In this episode Kristi and Jessica found some hilarious would you rather scenarios to ponder.

#isthatwaterorpee #steponalego #poopinpeace #poopshoes

]]>23ef151448534e5abe4d411be80b87e4Mon, 30 Jul 2018 02:23:04 -060025:03yesfullWhat would YOU rather... Wouldn't it be nice if you could choose the lesser of two evils in parenting?!  Would you rather step on something wet with socks on or step on a Lego?  In this episode Kristi and Jessica found some hilarious would you rather scenarios to ponder. #isthatwaterorpee #steponalego #poopinpeace #poopshoesTired as MomsThe Mom PlaylistPlaylist for MomsMoms need music...everybody needs music.  Kristi and Jessica share their top 5 mom songs for every mom's playlist.  Don't worry these are not your average mom songs!

#strongmomsongs

#thatthongmomsong

#momsnotthongs

#whereistheradioedit

#momplaylist101

]]>Moms need music...everybody needs music.  Kristi and Jessica share their top 5 mom songs for every mom's playlist.  Don't worry these are not your average mom songs!

#strongmomsongs

#thatthongmomsong

#momsnotthongs

#whereistheradioedit

#momplaylist101

]]>4625b268c5f44e118b409512d9fe4aefWed, 11 Jul 2018 19:10:11 -060021:59yesfullSongs that speak to all moms. Moms need music...everybody needs music.  Listen as Kristi and Jessica share their top 5 mom songs for every mom's playlist.  Don't worry these are not your average mom songs! #strongmomsongs #thatthongmomsong #momsnotthongs #whereistheradioedit #momplaylist101Tired as MomsThe After TripThe After TripKristi is on to something in this one...Moms should be whisked away for a post-vacation mom-only vacation after any family vacation.  Time away can be amazing for the entire family, but it can also be filled with kids' questions like, "what's truffle butter?".  Moms need to decompress before the aftermath of the after trip unfolds.  Unpacking or not unpacking?  Pre-vacation cleaning or dishes left in the sink?  How do you handle it all?  Listen as Jessica and Kristi over share on their after trip aftermaths.

#whydoesitsmelllikefish #packinglistfordays #assumeitsalldirty #preparetoprepare #calgontakemeaway #oversharingiscaring 

]]>Kristi is on to something in this one...Moms should be whisked away for a post-vacation mom-only vacation after any family vacation.  Time away can be amazing for the entire family, but it can also be filled with kids' questions like, "what's truffle butter?".  Moms need to decompress before the aftermath of the after trip unfolds.  Unpacking or not unpacking?  Pre-vacation cleaning or dishes left in the sink?  How do you handle it all?  Listen as Jessica and Kristi over share on their after trip aftermaths.

#whydoesitsmelllikefish #packinglistfordays #assumeitsalldirty #preparetoprepare #calgontakemeaway #oversharingiscaring 

]]>b637caa8a984409b913da4abeb707146Sun, 24 Jun 2018 02:08:32 -060021:07nofullMoms should be whisked away for a post-vacation mom-only vacation after any family vacation.  Time away can be amazing for the entire family, but it can also be filled with kids' questions like, "what's truffle butter?".  Moms need to decompress before the aftermath of the after trip unfolds. Listen as Jessica and Kristi over share on their after trip aftermaths. #whydoesitsmelllikefish #packinglistfordays #assumeitsalldirty #preparetoprepare #calgontakemeaway #oversharingiscaring Tired As MomsSwimsuit SeasonSwimsuit SeasonReady or not, Tired as Moms, here comes Swimsuit Season! Deny no longer, because it's time to shop, shave, spray tan, maybe scurry past awful mirrors in bad lighting.  Whatever you have to do to get yourself in that swimsuit.  We all prep differently, but we all put that suit on one leg at a time.  Join Jessica and Kristi and they share their versions of summer prep steps.  Don't worry they aren't afraid to shave, oops I mean share it all!

#momkini #shaveitall #checktheback #denydenydeny

]]>Ready or not, Tired as Moms, here comes Swimsuit Season! Deny no longer, because it's time to shop, shave, spray tan, maybe scurry past awful mirrors in bad lighting.  Whatever you have to do to get yourself in that swimsuit.  We all prep differently, but we all put that suit on one leg at a time.  Join Jessica and Kristi and they share their versions of summer prep steps.  Don't worry they aren't afraid to shave, oops I mean share it all!

#momkini #shaveitall #checktheback #denydenydeny

]]>1e2928d626bb4c60ac96e8ba7f482dafWed, 13 Jun 2018 20:47:18 -060021:37yesfullReady or not, Tired as Moms, here comes Swimsuit Season! Deny no longer, because it's time to shop, shave, spray tan, maybe scurry past awful mirrors in bad lighting.  Whatever you have to do to get yourself in that swimsuit.  We all prep differently, but we all put that suit on one leg at a time.  Join Jessica and Kristi and they share their versions of summer prep steps.  Don't worry they aren't afraid to shave, oops I mean share it all! #momkini #shaveitall #checktheback #denydenydenyTired as MomsMovies for MomsMovies for MomsYea, yea, there’s no time for movies but if the rare two hour block of time opens up, we can save you from a disappointing Pinterest search (we did it!  There’s not much out there) and just give you our list.  Tired as Moms hosts share our list of movies we think you’ll appreciate! #tiredasmoms #ifeelpretty #thisis40 #youdohavetime #selfcare

]]>Yea, yea, there’s no time for movies but if the rare two hour block of time opens up, we can save you from a disappointing Pinterest search (we did it!  There’s not much out there) and just give you our list.  Tired as Moms hosts share our list of movies we think you’ll appreciate! #tiredasmoms #ifeelpretty #thisis40 #youdohavetime #selfcare

]]>c95f4f538e6c4ef5a08a37a0de9f344aFri, 25 May 2018 15:37:33 -060030:59nofullYea, yea, there’s no time for movies but if the rare two hour block of time opens up, we can save you from a disappointing Pinterest search (we did it! There’s not much out there) and just give you our list. Tired as Moms hosts share our list of movies we think you’ll appreciate! #tiredasmoms #ifeelpretty #thisis40 #youdohavetime #selfcareMostly Harmless MediaPart 3 - Bringing Home BabyPart 3 - Bringing Home BabyBring home baby and start the sweat sesh!  We don’t mean a workout, just the insane post-baby sweat-fest as your body takes on new forms.  You might have even considered buying a new mattress while you’re applying deodorant in new places.  Did you know how much you loved sleep?  Stroll with us down memory lane in bringing your baby home from the hospital.  #ilovewater #postbabysweatfest #tiredasmoms  #beyonce #beyoncesavedmysanity #rosanne #rosannewasthere

]]>Bring home baby and start the sweat sesh!  We don’t mean a workout, just the insane post-baby sweat-fest as your body takes on new forms.  You might have even considered buying a new mattress while you’re applying deodorant in new places.  Did you know how much you loved sleep?  Stroll with us down memory lane in bringing your baby home from the hospital.  #ilovewater #postbabysweatfest #tiredasmoms  #beyonce #beyoncesavedmysanity #rosanne #rosannewasthere

]]>68e1025b9f5dc02e936d421bccb1652eFri, 11 May 2018 22:38:25 -060025:41nofullMostly Harmless MediaEvolution of a Mom Part II: The Delivery momEvolution of a Mom Part II: The Delivery momJoin Tired as Moms as we relive the joys of delivery! This baby is coming...I think. Just go to your happy place.
Back labor? Is there an app for that?
How do we prepare for this?
Does everyone slip on their amniotic fluid?
#tiredasmoms #deliverysucks

]]>Join Tired as Moms as we relive the joys of delivery! This baby is coming...I think. Just go to your happy place.
Back labor? Is there an app for that?
How do we prepare for this?
Does everyone slip on their amniotic fluid?
#tiredasmoms #deliverysucks

]]>ab58400c50fb661eb23901e4f727e61fMon, 30 Apr 2018 15:58:03 -060025:53nofullJoin Tired as Moms as we relive the joys of delivery! This baby is coming...I think. Just go to your happy place. Back labor? Is there an app for that? How do we prepare for this? Does everyone slip on their amniotic fluid? #tiredasmoms #deliverysucksMostly Harmless MediaEvolution of a Mom Part I: PregnancyEvolution of a Mom Part I: PregnancyYou’re a Pregnant Mom!  What to expect when you’re expecting –  “Tired as Moms” style. Keep in mind that this podcast is not designed to make you a better mom; we’re here to make sure you feel like you’re a better mom… as we share our real, relatable mom stories. Remember those unfamiliar, anxiety-inducing words that become part of your… Read more →

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]]>You’re a Pregnant Mom!  What to expect when you’re expecting –  “Tired as Moms” style. Keep in mind that this podcast is not designed to make you a better mom; we’re here to make sure you feel like you’re a better mom… as we share our real, relatable mom stories. Remember those unfamiliar, anxiety-inducing words that become part of your… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=185Tue, 17 Apr 2018 16:00:34 -060030:12yesfullMostly Harmless Media#Momnesia#Momnesia#Momnesia : (Noun/adjective/verb) The act of forgetting even the simplest things due to complete overload of stress. Aka: mom brain, pregnancy brain When you walk into a room & completely forget what you were doing & maybe even who you are…you have mom amnesia. #momnesia is a real issue  & most moms out there are struggling each day to remember… Read more →

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]]>#Momnesia : (Noun/adjective/verb) The act of forgetting even the simplest things due to complete overload of stress. Aka: mom brain, pregnancy brain When you walk into a room & completely forget what you were doing & maybe even who you are…you have mom amnesia. #momnesia is a real issue  & most moms out there are struggling each day to remember… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=181Fri, 30 Mar 2018 16:09:33 -060028:18yesfullMostly Harmless MediaDaylight SavinG TimeDaylight SavinG TimeDaylight SavinG Time Well, we’ve been saying THAT wrong for our whole lives?!  After you change all of your clocks, grab a glass of wine and commiserate with Tired as Moms on the circle of hell that is Springing Forward.  There’s no extra bounce in the mornings following this asshole of a day, but don’t worry, Sleepy Monday is behind… Read more →

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]]>Daylight SavinG Time Well, we’ve been saying THAT wrong for our whole lives?!  After you change all of your clocks, grab a glass of wine and commiserate with Tired as Moms on the circle of hell that is Springing Forward.  There’s no extra bounce in the mornings following this asshole of a day, but don’t worry, Sleepy Monday is behind… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=173Wed, 14 Mar 2018 21:33:58 -060024:18yesfullMostly Harmless MediaCommando CrystalCommando CrystalTo wear or not to where under there: underwear? In this episode Jessica & Kristi discuss going commando with mom friend Crystal. Don’t miss the prep work & trial discussions. And don’t worry they can’t see that much detail. #freeyourflower #cameltoes Read more →

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]]>To wear or not to where under there: underwear? In this episode Jessica & Kristi discuss going commando with mom friend Crystal. Don’t miss the prep work & trial discussions. And don’t worry they can’t see that much detail. #freeyourflower #cameltoes Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=169Sat, 03 Mar 2018 15:44:27 -060033:54yesfullMostly Harmless MediaClose Closet TalkClose Closet TalkYes, we have resorted to the closet. Moms go to great lengths to get some peace and quiet (& wine).  Also near and dear to Moms… Pinterest!  Do you do it correctly?  It’s basically the lazy mom’s journal.  Feeling comfortable, we also talk about awkward gyno moments.  Why is there no gyno community exchange program? #hearthis #funnyshitpins #gynoexchange Read more →

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]]>Yes, we have resorted to the closet. Moms go to great lengths to get some peace and quiet (& wine).  Also near and dear to Moms… Pinterest!  Do you do it correctly?  It’s basically the lazy mom’s journal.  Feeling comfortable, we also talk about awkward gyno moments.  Why is there no gyno community exchange program? #hearthis #funnyshitpins #gynoexchange Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=162Thu, 22 Feb 2018 02:39:58 -060034:26yesfullMostly Harmless MediaClub MomClub MomThere is no going back from here and beware of some serious #momtangets in this episode. Listen as Kristi and Jessica share the secrets of #momclub and how to unlock the code to enter. There may be no warm towels or cucumbers for your eyes inside mom club, but there will be plenty of poop emoji bandaids. This is definitely… Read more →

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]]>There is no going back from here and beware of some serious #momtangets in this episode. Listen as Kristi and Jessica share the secrets of #momclub and how to unlock the code to enter. There may be no warm towels or cucumbers for your eyes inside mom club, but there will be plenty of poop emoji bandaids. This is definitely… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=147Sat, 27 Jan 2018 05:19:45 -060051:50yesfullMostly Harmless MediaDate NightDate NightThe mental load of date night alone is enough to make a mom tired. After scheduling with everyone, paying the sitter, feeding the sitter, trying to decide where to eat, and knowing there’s a 40% chance it won’t even happen, it makes you want to just stay in.   In this episode Jessica and Kristi break the ice and break… Read more →

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]]>The mental load of date night alone is enough to make a mom tired. After scheduling with everyone, paying the sitter, feeding the sitter, trying to decide where to eat, and knowing there’s a 40% chance it won’t even happen, it makes you want to just stay in.   In this episode Jessica and Kristi break the ice and break… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=143Fri, 19 Jan 2018 23:04:04 -060039:56yesfullMostly Harmless MediaThe Big Holiday SpritzerThe Big Holiday SpritzerDon’t look at the bank account. Who pays these bills anyway?  Awkward mom moments from stealing your friends sons underwear to kids clogging up hotel toilets.  Jessica, Joey & Kristi keep it real classy as they remind us about what Christmas should really be about…the moms.     P.s. our top mom gift is very affordable on amazon prime…can you… Read more →

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]]>Don’t look at the bank account. Who pays these bills anyway?  Awkward mom moments from stealing your friends sons underwear to kids clogging up hotel toilets.  Jessica, Joey & Kristi keep it real classy as they remind us about what Christmas should really be about…the moms.     P.s. our top mom gift is very affordable on amazon prime…can you… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=125Fri, 22 Dec 2017 07:01:27 -060035:51yesfullMostly Harmless Media“Mom, I almost tripped into the fire!”“Mom, I almost tripped into the fire!”Why moms need a vacation after family vacations.  Strap on your wine bag for this one.  Joey, Jessica, and Kristi remind us all of all the traveling death traps & random floor koi ponds in this road trip episode. Don’t forget your barf bag and nose suckers.  Oh & don’t worry Joey will get his #dadnap in.  They always do!… Read more →

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]]>Why moms need a vacation after family vacations.  Strap on your wine bag for this one.  Joey, Jessica, and Kristi remind us all of all the traveling death traps & random floor koi ponds in this road trip episode. Don’t forget your barf bag and nose suckers.  Oh & don’t worry Joey will get his #dadnap in.  They always do!… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=115Fri, 08 Dec 2017 15:38:35 -060024:37yesfullMostly Harmless MediaAssembly RequiredAssembly RequiredOver 1,000 listens strong. Joey, Jessica & Kristi discuss assembly required Christmas gift fails, playroom struggles and the constant Christmas decoration stress that the holidays can bring.     Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tired-as-moms/   Read more →

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]]>Over 1,000 listens strong. Joey, Jessica & Kristi discuss assembly required Christmas gift fails, playroom struggles and the constant Christmas decoration stress that the holidays can bring.     Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tired-as-moms/   Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=112Fri, 01 Dec 2017 16:27:17 -060022:32yesfullMostly Harmless MediaIt’s a Family Tradition…It’s a Family Tradition…What was that about yoga pants? This episode is a Mom Uber ride through family holiday traditions and  what moms are thankful for most. You’ll love hearing about non reading book clubs, Uber play dates and death trap family gatherings. Are you ready for it?   Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tired-as-moms/ Read more →

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]]>What was that about yoga pants? This episode is a Mom Uber ride through family holiday traditions and  what moms are thankful for most. You’ll love hearing about non reading book clubs, Uber play dates and death trap family gatherings. Are you ready for it?   Listen to Tired as Moms podcast on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/tired-as-moms/ Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=105Fri, 24 Nov 2017 14:40:54 -060021:44yesfullMostly Harmless MediaThe Weekend ShuffleThe Weekend ShuffleWhat is the weekend shuffle? Oh, it’s the constant shuttling of kids from party to soccer game and organizing logistics of snacks and gifts while staying somewhat sane and trying to eek in a small bit of Mom time… Every weekend, it’s a little different but it’s always hectic and exhausting.  Listen and relate with us as we dig into… Read more →

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]]>What is the weekend shuffle? Oh, it’s the constant shuttling of kids from party to soccer game and organizing logistics of snacks and gifts while staying somewhat sane and trying to eek in a small bit of Mom time… Every weekend, it’s a little different but it’s always hectic and exhausting.  Listen and relate with us as we dig into… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=89Fri, 17 Nov 2017 05:30:21 -060017:57yesfullMostly Harmless MediaEvolution of the BoobEvolution of the BoobTalking about boobs is socially unacceptable but we did it anyway.  All moms know that there is an evolution of the Boob.  They have a life of their own, and we uncover the topic in this episode. Read more →

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]]>Talking about boobs is socially unacceptable but we did it anyway.  All moms know that there is an evolution of the Boob.  They have a life of their own, and we uncover the topic in this episode. Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=76Fri, 10 Nov 2017 23:03:43 -060026:55yesfullMostly Harmless MediaThe Mom TangentThe Mom TangentWith best intentions to stay on topic of “Lies We Tell Our Kids,” we got off topic at the get-go because of Kristi’s new record of perpetual lateness of 42 minutes.  It might have also been the mimosas that got us onto a series of Mom Tangents.  Hey, it happens.  This episode is a cornucopia of the Mom car, mini… Read more →

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]]>With best intentions to stay on topic of “Lies We Tell Our Kids,” we got off topic at the get-go because of Kristi’s new record of perpetual lateness of 42 minutes.  It might have also been the mimosas that got us onto a series of Mom Tangents.  Hey, it happens.  This episode is a cornucopia of the Mom car, mini… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=67Fri, 03 Nov 2017 15:42:21 -060025:24yesfullMostly Harmless MediaWhy we need Bad MomsWhy we need Bad MomsFor our introductory episode, we begin with why we need Bad Moms, the movie.  Yes, it’s hilarious.  It is hilarious because it’s truly relatable.  Moms try so hard to be perfect and give their children everything.  We are taught to do it all and be it all. There’s a moment in the movie where the main character decides she’s had… Read more →

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]]>For our introductory episode, we begin with why we need Bad Moms, the movie.  Yes, it’s hilarious.  It is hilarious because it’s truly relatable.  Moms try so hard to be perfect and give their children everything.  We are taught to do it all and be it all. There’s a moment in the movie where the main character decides she’s had… Read more →

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]]>http://www.tampodmomcast.com/?p=37Mon, 30 Oct 2017 01:14:37 -060021:33yesfullMostly Harmless Media