Two Man Dance

Perfectly Balanced | Week 18

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Fri, 10 Jan 2025 13:45:00 -0800

Oh hell yeah, Two Man Nation! It's the unprecedented week 18 showdown for all the marbles! Dreams are dashed, Sam Darnold soils the sheets, Big Sloppy secures the championship ring then Murf smooches it, and Midland City remains the classiest franchise in 2MD history as Tom laughs at the cosmic joke of it all.

Hope you enjoyed this season as much as we did, and we'll see you soon for season 10 (aka, 2MDX)!

P.S. Stay tuned for any number of bonus off-season pop-up episodes.

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🏈 FINAL STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (9-9)

🕺 Midland City (9-9)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2,948)

🕺 Midland City (2,839)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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The Replacements | Week 17

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 02 Jan 2025 03:15:00 -0800

Midland City completes their improbable (inevitable?) climb to the top of the standings, and Big Sloppy holds on to the overall point lead at the finish line of this historic season, so you know what that means... Murf & Tom have a week 18 dance with destiny! Fuck the math, the 2MD replacements draft is live!

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (9-8)

🕺 Big Sloppy (8-9)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2,825)

🕺 Midland City (2,733)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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Midland at 20,000 Feet | Week 16

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Wed, 25 Dec 2024 01:30:00 -0800

Tom delivers his largest margin of victory this season in a win or go home matchup for Midland City, John Lithgow inspires Murf to fire off a GIF hex from the sky, the blue painter's tape is out and about, and the week 18 whispers become week 18 howls, so stay tuned!

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (8-8)

🕺 Big Sloppy (8-8)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2,671)

🕺 Midland City (2,543)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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Tinker Keys | Week 15

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 19 Dec 2024 08:15:00 -0800

Tom battles a cold, Midland City is deeply unwell after a pivotal loss pushes the storied franchise to the brink of elimination, and Murf suggests the Men in Black pay Caleb Williams a visit. Also, with the week 18 replacements game on the line, Tom asks Murf the biggest question of the season: "Was your dream just a dream?"

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (8-7)

🕺 Midland City (7-8)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2,525)

🕺 Midland City (2,346)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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A Pie in the Oven | Week 14

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 12 Dec 2024 02:30:00 -0800

Midland City wins big while catching a whiff of two hundo, Murf serves as Tom's therapist, Tom serves as Murf's emotional support, and the 2MD theme song is (finally) born. Gotta have faith...

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (7-7)

🕺 Big Sloppy (7-7)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2,336)

🕺 Midland City (2,164)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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#2MD

Double Touch | Week 13

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 05 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0800

Midland makes some unforgettable magic atop the broad shoulders of Josh Allen, Murf fears Tom's newfound mystical momentum, and the debut performance of McCaffrey on Ice takes a tragic turn.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (7-6)

🕺 Midland City (6-7)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2,165)

🕺 Midland City (1,953)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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McCaff-Court Heave | Week 12

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Wed, 27 Nov 2024 11:00:00 -0800

Big Sloppy rides Saquon to the doorstep of 2MD promised land, Midland City orders a very special Uber Eats delivery with Tom declaring it's "hex or go home" time, and Murf struggles with the basic mathematics of it all.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (7-5)

🕺 Midland City (5-7)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2,014)

🕺 Midland City (1,800)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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#2MD

Spicy Stew | Week 11

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 21 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0800

Another lopsided win from Big Sloppy pushes the entire Midland City organization into a dark night of the soul, Murf spices the 2MD stew to taste, and Tom reveals that Tobe Hooper & Steven Spielberg's 1982 film Poltergeist does not hold up. Will there be a half-court heave into the waiver pool for McCaffrey? Stay tuned...

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (6-5)

🕺 Midland City (5-6)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (1,848)

🕺 Midland City (1,665)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (2)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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#2MD

Sweatin' to the Waivers | Week 10

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 14 Nov 2024 13:30:00 -0800

A shellacking by Big Sloppy on the field is overshadowed by Murf's ominous dream, Tom continues to swat hexes away from Midland City's locker room with authority, and 2MD takes a moment to mourn the passing of fitness legend Richard Simmons.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (5-5)

🕺 Midland City (5-5)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (1,640)

🕺 Midland City (1,538)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (2)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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The Devil's Advocate | Week 9

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 07 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0800

This week's matchup turned into an instant 2MD Classic! Midland City gets the W after an outrageous finish on the Sunday Night River, an unhinged scene-chewing Al Pacino stops by the studio, and Murf & Tom contemplate the universal truths of fantasy football.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (5-4)

🕺 Big Sloppy (4-5)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (1,428)

🕺 Midland City (1,412)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (2)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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#2MD

Midland's Sneaky Crease | Week 8

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 31 Oct 2024 03:30:00 -0800

Despite picking up a strong 2MD win on the shoulders of Salty CeeDee, Midland City suffers a brutal IRL loss on a last second Hail Mary. Meanwhile, Big Sloppy stews in his own juices over who to put under center moving forward, and the unhinged trade talks are far from mathematically eliminated.

P.S. Happy Halloween! Mwahahaha!

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (4-4)

🕺 Big Sloppy (4-4)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (1,255)

🕺 Midland City (1,236)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (2)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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2MD PODCAST LINKS

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#2MD

Sloppy Hexes | Week 7

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 24 Oct 2024 02:45:00 -0800

The dance is live this week (sort of, not really) as Big Sloppy puts up the highest point total of the season, Midland City reads Kirk Cameron for filth, and the boys are joined by a very special surprise guest. Spoiler—it's Tom's truelove, the always delightful Molly Thomas!

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (4-3)

🕺 Midland City (3-4)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (1,120)

🕺 Midland City (1,064)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (2)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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#2MD

Yahoo Unserious | Week 6

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 17 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0800

Midland City snaps Big Sloppy's winning streak to even the overall standings and bring the point totals as snug as can be, Murf and Tom praise the work of Australian actor Yahoo Serious, and the McUber Eats Boys force everyone to question the reality we're currently living in.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (3-3)

🕺 Big Sloppy (3-3)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (917)

🕺 Midland City (898)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (2)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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Week 18 Whispers | Week 5

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 10 Oct 2024 11:00:00 -0800

As an unprecedented season of the 2MD dances on, Midland City (aka Daddy Waiverbucks) licks his chops on the wire, Big Sloppy pulls ahead 3-2 in the standings while taking the lead in overall points, and every single player in the NFL goes on IR. Week 18? Shhh...

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (3-2)

🕺 Midland City (2-3)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Big Sloppy (766)

🕺 Midland City (740)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (4)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0)

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2MD PODCAST LINKS

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#2MD

Night Moves | Week 4

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 03 Oct 2024 01:30:00 -0800

Big Sloppy wins an absolute barn burner on the Monday Night River to pull even with Midland City in the standings, and the point totals for the season remain super tight. Which might explain why both organizations went wild on the waiver wire this week. Ain't it funny how the night moves? Alrighty then, let the week 18 whispers begin!

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Big Sloppy (2-2)

🕺 Midland City (2-2)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Midland City (606)

🕺 Big Sloppy (595)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (4)

🕺 Big Sloppy (1)

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2MD PODCAST LINKS

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Salty CeeDee | Week 3

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 26 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0800

McCaffrey is off to Germany for Oktoberfest, Murf gets a much needed win, and Tom shares some wild alternate castings from behind-the-scenes in Tinseltown. Midland City is now only a game up on Big Sloppy, and the point total is damn near even.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (2-1)

🕺 Big Sloppy (1-2)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Midland City (469)

🕺 Big Sloppy (457)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (5)

🕺 Big Sloppy (3)

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#2MD

McCaffgate | Week 2

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 19 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0800

A brutal MNF loss for Murf's Eagles mirrored his own 2MD nail-biting defeat. Saquon fell less than one yard short of giving Murf the victory, as the entire Big Sloppy organization is still reeling from what can only be described as "McCaffgate." Tom now has Midland City sitting pretty at 2-0 for the season.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (2-0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0-2)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Midland City (307)

🕺 Big Sloppy (267)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (6)

🕺 Big Sloppy (4)

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2MD PODCAST LINKS

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McCaffrey Is on the Roof | Week 1

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 12 Sep 2024 23:00:00 -0800

After some epic pre-draft deliberation on whether to pass on McCaffrey, he is shockingly ruled out minutes before Monday Night Football to put Murf in a hole to start the season.

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🏈 STANDINGS

🕺 Midland City (1-0)

🕺 Big Sloppy (0-1)

🏈 TOTAL POINTS

🕺 Midland City (165)

🕺 Big Sloppy (131)

🏈 WAIVER MOVES

🕺 Midland City (6)

🕺 Big Sloppy (4)

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2MD PODCAST LINKS

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#2MD

Sensibly Sloppy | Season IX Draft | Part 2

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 12 Sep 2024 20:15:00 -0800

August 25th, 2024: The 2MD draft is here! Murf and Tom select their teams in the one-of-a-kind Two Man Dance pressure cooker. All mysteries are revealed. Most importantly... will Murf take McCaffrey?

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The McCaffrey Problem | Season IX Draft | Part 1

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Thu, 05 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0800

In a conversation one week before the 2MD Draft, Murf tries to give away the first pick so that he doesn't have to take Christian McCaffrey.

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Two Man Dance | Trailer

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer — Tue, 03 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0800

Comedian Murf Meyer and filmmaker Tom Levin have been battling each other in a two-team fantasy football league for the better part of a decade, and now they host a podcast about it.

New episodes drop every Thursday starting September 5th.

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