Uber Cinco

Top 5 Experiences You Wish You Could Forget

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 10 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Sometimes you just got to block out the bad moments, unless you're forced to relive them on a no-stakes podcast game show. Mitch and Brian try to forget as Nathan surprises us with a game, name the hilariously true NBA star in fictional adult films.

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Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

Producer: Dennis Schetter

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Top 5 Reasons to Cause a Scene

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Flip the table, wag your finger, cause a scene! This week we tackle the top 5 reasons to cause a scene, with special guest producer Dennis Schetter joining us at the table.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Aliens in the Hot Tub | Mitch Brinkman - Weird Shit I Saw This Week

UBK Studios — Fri, 30 Dec 2022 19:00:00 -0500

In the premiere episode of WSISTW we get a short tale about car wash grapes and then Mitch gets an Area 51 earful on a business trip.

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Top 5 Favorite Things About the Monarchy

UBK Studios, LLC — Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:45:00 -0500

We kept calm and carried on with today's show featuring a special call from King Charles and all of us talking about history without having done any research beforehand. Cheerio.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Top 5 Reasons Summer Sucks

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 29 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500

We're breaking the form today as only Brian reveals his hot take that summer is the absolute worst as Mitch and Nathan must come to an agreement on what to award Brian's babble.

Hosts: Mitch Brinkman and Nathan Hennenfent

Contestant: Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Directors with the Best 3-Film Streak

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 06:30:00 -0500

Who's got consistent bangers in a row? We scour IMDB to see which directers put out the best 3 features in a row.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Travel Mishaps

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 25 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500

How many times have you had issues traveling either to work, back home, or halfway around the world? I bet they don't compare to Mitch's stories this week, but Nathan gives him a run for his money. Also, Fast Five worst airlines and their taglines.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent.

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Top 5 Methods of Extreme Procrastination

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Yes we know we've talked about procrastination before, but we were putting off the real good stories until now.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

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Top 5 Celebrities to Have as Grandparents

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The boys are back and in-person to discuss faces from the big and small screen to spoil them on weekends.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Update: We're not gone! Don't delete us!

UBK Studios, LLC — Tue, 24 May 2022 11:00:00 -0500

We'll be back very soon, we promise!

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Top 5 Modes of Transportation

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 02 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Real or fictional, these are the modes of transportation Brian and Mitch flock to. Nathan also reveals his Fast Five Chairs of all time.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

Look no further for family fun than a Pelican paddle boat

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Jet Bikes from Michael Bay's 2005 masterpiece The Island

Mr. Garrison giving the IT demo

Life on the AXIOM in Wall-E

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Episode 100! | Top 5 Weekly Rituals

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

100 Episodes! Holy moly! You know what you get for us reaching such an accomplishment? Just another episode! Since Über Cinco is a weekly ritual for you, the listener, we thought we'd hash out some other weekly rituals we tend to.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Top 5 Retirement Activities

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 18 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

It's the 2060s, perhaps the 2070s and the Biz Bear Boys have retired. If we survive climate change, WWIII and WWIV, and the great Locust Rush of '54, here's what we'll do with retirement. Also, the fast five ways we could make our first million according to the psychic down the street.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Top 5 Things That Should Become Board Games

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Longtime listener, first-time contestant Maggie Jo faces off against the Ginger Prince, Mitchell, as they each design the theme, mechanics, and rules of what board games they'd like to play. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Businesses That Shouldn't Exist In a Post-COVID World.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Maggie Jo Saylor v. Mitch Brinkman

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Top 5 People Who Need to Be Slapped on Stage

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 04 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

This year's Oscars was a wake-up call. It's only appropriate to slap people on stage that truly deserve it, so we did the Lord's work and found those people for you. Also, Nathan makes Brian guess what bands people are in and it doesn't go well.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

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Top 5 Bones to Pick with People in Public

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

You've had a bad day and an even worse week, and some jabroni cuts in line at the sushi buffet. I bet you'd have a bone to pick with that jerk! Listen to find out what other bones we'd pick and what Mitch has to say about leisure wear.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Nathan Hennenfent

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Top 5 Celebrities To Have As Family Members

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 21 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Toss the family drama out the window! They have been replaced with A-Listers you picked up at the local theater. They were lost, now they are found...as members of your family. The Fast Five: VR Experiences No One Asked For.

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Rosie O'Leary (rosieoleary.com)

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Top 5 Moronic Moments Memorialized in Academia

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 14 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Today we celebrate the dunces as we take the dumbest decisions of our lives and memorialize them as attractions at expensive universities. And, a special treat at the end, Top 5 Directions.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst v. Mitch Brinkman

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Top 5 Reasons to Use Pen & Paper

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 28 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

This week Mitchell and Nathan defend their uses of pen & paper starting the show with an uncomfortable staredown. Host Brian, on the other hand, brings us back down into the gutter with his Fast Five Celebrity Winery Misfires.

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Top 5 TV Crossover Couples

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 21 Feb 2022 11:15:00 -0500

Today's game finds unlikely pairings from classic TV as today's nostalgic Fast Five forces us to relive the Top 5 ways our parents distracted us from on-screen nudity.

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent v. Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Transactions

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

The BizBear den welcomes friend of the show Steve Moore to go paw-to-paw with single-fan-favorite (his mom) Mitch Brinkman to reveal their top transactions of all time. And jumping on the bandwagon late, Brian gives his Fast Five phrases he'd say if he was on the Yellowstone ranch.

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Top 5 TV Shows You Hate-Watch

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 07 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0500

You love to hate 'em folks! Brian and Nathan reveal their guilty pleasures they hate-watch. Don't forget to stick to the end for Mitch's Fast Five, the Top 5 Kisses.

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Top 5 Tom Hanks Movies

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 31 Jan 2022 16:45:00 -0500

The BizBear Boys duke it out over their favorite Hanx performances in an episode that we had to do absolutely zero research for. We're talking from the heart today as Brian and Mitch reveal their favorite Hanx films while Nathan delivers his Fast Five Walls.

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Top 5 Things Learned From Attending An All Boys School

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 24 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

When a topic requires experience, you get the experts. That's why we brought in special guest Robert Callahan to go against familiar favorite Mitch Brinkman in revealing their endeavors attending all boy high schools and what unique stories they acquired within. Buckle up as host Brian reveals his Fast Five reasons to attend an all boys school from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about.

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Top 5 Summer Camp Activities

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Good morning campers! Welcome to sleepaway camp or basketball camp or whatever camp! Mitch and Nathan debate their very different camp experiences as Western Illinois goes against the Minnesota wilderness. Host Brian closes out with his Fast Five reasons he is not built for camp.

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Top 5 Things You'll Never Change About Yourself

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 14:45:00 -0500

It's 2022 and we're tacking the anti-resolution, digging into our selfish ways, and revealing the things that are so awesome about ourselves that we shouldn't change them...EVER! Brian and Nathan go toe to toe as Mitch keeps us on the rails heading towards his fast five things you pretend to be doing while watching your neighbors from across the way.

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It's Another Über Cinco Clip Show | Best of Fast Fives

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 03 Jan 2022 19:45:00 -0500

Welcome, 2022. Do better.

With that out of the way, listener, please enjoy another clip show showcasing the best of the fast fives we didn't get to highlight from 2021. We'll be back next week, fresh from vacation with a hot little number for you. (Hint: It'll be another Top 5 list.)

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Über Cinco, A Festivus Miracle 2021

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 27 Dec 2021 19:15:00 -0500

We are deviating from the usual format this week because we got a lot of problems with you people! In true Seinfeldian Fashion, Brian and Nathan air their grievances, complete a feat of strength and hoist up their own Festivus poles. There's also some storytime and a Mitchell Fast Five...The Top 5 True Crimes that happened in the candy village of Gingerbreadton.

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Top 5 Christmas Foods To Look Forward To

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 20 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

The BizBear Boys welcome back magical Christmas guest Mitchell Conti to square off against our very own Mitchell to find the ultimate Christmas foods. Nathan swings his gavel with an iron fist as this week's judge, while host Brian reveals his Fast Five Nutcracker Names and Backstories.

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Top 5 Christmas Presents That Changed the Course of Your Childhood

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Strike up the lights and put up the tree...and reach underneath for the biggest present with your name on it. We're going nostalgia today folks as Mitch relives his sports fantasies and Brian takes you through highly targeted toy advertisements of the 90s as they reveal the gifts that changed the course of their childhoods. And don't forget to stick around for Nathan's fast five unexpected benefits of celebrating Christmas.

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Top 5 Days That Need to Be Winter Holidays

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 06 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Brother Brinkman joins as U5's second-ever guest host to guide Mitch and Brian through their heart-warming and some cold-hearted holidays they want to see added to the calendar. And don't forget to stick around until the end for Andy's Fast Five genres that were on his Spotify Unwrapped.

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Top 5 Terrible Moments In Christmas Movies

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 29 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

We here in the BizBear Den love cozying up with our favorite Christmas movies, but aren't blind to the problematic and downright terrible moments that pluck you right out of the Xmas spirit. Brian and Nathan reveal their top five moments as Mitch finally reveals his fast five scenarios where you can utter "Hey, Daddio!"

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Top 5 Things You Are Thankful For in 2021

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Brian and Mitch dig deep to give you the things they're thankful for while Nathan reserves his Fast Five insincere "thank you's" to close out the show.

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Top 5 Personalities You Can't Trust

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

You've met them. You've worked them. You may even have been friends with them. And worst of all...you may be one. These are the top personalities you can't trust. Nathan and Brian take you through their lists as Mitch lays out his Fast Five things to do with an onion.

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Top 5 Hot Streaks

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 08 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Line 'em up, knock 'em down! Wash, rinse, repeat! These are Brian and Nathan's Top 5 Hot Streaks that either they participated in or deserve to have a light shined upon them. Speaking of shiny, Mitch's Fast Five Tiffany & Co. items for that special someone is sure to get you started shopping early for the holidays.

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Top 5 TV Characters You'd Butt Heads With

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

If you were dropped into the world of a sitcom, who would you fight the most? Nathan and Mitch have their answers as host Brian reveals his Fast Five Names for Americanized Dojos.

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Top 5 Halloween Rituals

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Time for the spooky, the terrifying, the somewhat humble traditions Mitch and Brian enact every Hallow's Eve as Nathan delivers his Fast Five Halloween Costumes for Household Items!

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Top 5 Prequels

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Let's go back to the beginning! This week Brian and Mitch go back a smidge to throw down their Top 5 Prequels which can be from any medium as host Nathan gives you his Fast Five Asses (Family Friendly Folks).

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Top 5 Combinations

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 11 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Mix 'n match, slap together, special recipe! Whatever that secret memorable sauce is, we're gonna lay it on the line this week. Nathan and Brian reveal their Top 5 Combo lists that have a lot less fast food on them than you'd think. Enjoy not one, but two staredowns this week and a Fast Five Solos from the Mr. Hostman, Mitch Brinkman.

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Best of Fast Fives So Far

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 04 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Hello BizBear nation. Due to a sudden bear attack in the studio, we are without a fresh episode this week, but please enjoy the best of our Fast Fives so far in 2021.

Also, please visit bizbear.biz to try our new "leave a voicemail feature" to let us know what topic you want to hear next!

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Top 5 Sisters

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Whether they took their vow or happen to be the best sibling, our boys Mitch and Nathan duke it out over the Top 5 Sisters of all time. Don't forget to stick around for Brian's Fast Five Nicknames for Your Shovel.

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Top 5 Smells

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Yes, it was us. We supplied it and won't deny it. Join us on a journey of heartfelt smells that trigger some of Brian and Nathan's fondest memories while Mitch closes out the show with the fast five ways to know if a Minnesotan is hitting on you.

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Top 5 Workplace Mishaps

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0500

We are going customer-facing while exceeding bandwidth at the corporate level by hitting KPIs and circling back on last year's trends to make sure our profit trickles down through our synergized vertical integration.

Whether in the cubicle or in the retail trenches, Brian and Mitch regale you with their top workplace stories while host Nathan brings us home with his fast five interview questions.

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Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Sibling

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 06 Sep 2021 09:00:00 -0500

We here at Ü5 are all 1 of 2. In this episode, Mitch and Nathan reveal their top 5 ways they were annoyed or were annoyed by their sibling as a sprinkling of sidetracks and anecdotes reveal several other annoying stories from our past.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where host Brian reveals his Fast Five ways to waste a three-day weekend.

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Top 5 Snacks Where Portion Control Doesn't Exist

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

In the back of the pantry. In a secret bag in the bottom freezer. In that drawer that no one knows about. This is where your go-to snacks lie! We're talking that sweet, salty, and/or savory treats that you can't help but demolish. The foods you jokingly say, "take these away from me" but if someone did, you'd end up on Dateline.

Brian and Mitch take you down their snack rabbit hole as Nathan reveals his fast five best rock 'n roll drummer stories.

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Top 5 Headlines from the Week You Were Born | 1986 v. 1990

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

An eighties baby and a big wet boy who has only seen the eighties in the movies go head to head in this showdown of newsmaking events. Unique strategies see Nathan take a ride in international waters and Brian keeps it local in this clash of the decades sure to make absolutely no history books.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Mitch's Fast Five send off, Top 5 Ways Nic Cage Would Have Been a Great Father To Him.

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Top 5 Schemes You've Hatched

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 16 Aug 2021 05:30:00 -0500

Fast Five: Royal Titles You Do Not Want

Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent

Get rich quick, pyramids, and usurping power are all great examples of classic schemes. Listen up as the Uber Cinco dudes serve up their own Top 5 lists of the very best in their own personal scheming.

Crimes, big and small need apply for this episode as we detail just how us bad boys came to be.

Stick around for host Brian Ernst rattling off the most embarrassing Royal Titles one can hold in an utterly delightful fast five!

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Top 5 Reasons to Disappear

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 09 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Did you do something wrong? Are you trying to avoid responsibility? Did your plan to become fiscally independent go off the rails? All are possible in this week's edition of Über Cinco, where worldly contestants Mitch Brinkman and Brian Ernst go head-to-head with their top reasons to disappear.

And don't forget to stick around for host Nathan Hennenfent's fast five mistakes you have made in the last 24 hours.

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Top 5 Actors That Have Won Razzies

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 02 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

And the Razzie goes to...

Join Uber Cinco's Mitch Brinkman and Nathan Hennenfent as they reveal and defend their choices of actors that either didn't live up to their usual caliber or maybe, just maybe, earned exactly what they deserved for that particular performance.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Brian's uberly specific Fast Five: Intellectual Properties That Need to License Themselves to Casino Games.

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Top 5 Memorable Bodily Functions

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Fast Five: Reasons To Put Your Fist in Your Mouth

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

This week the contestants battle wits and poise as they suss out the most Memorable Bodily Functions they can think of. It's not all gross-out to the bone, so strap in and get ready for some very specific kind of stories.

And be sure to stick around until the end to figure out the top reasons why you should put your fist in your mouth! And none will be the result of a dare!

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Top 5 Ways to Quit in Glory

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

Fast Five: Buckets

Who doesn't have a fantasy of how they'd leave their job? The BizBear Boys have some ideas that may be able to help you flesh out your plan as Brian and Mitch list their top ways to quit in glory. Listen to hear what kind of scenes we'd like to make.

And don't forget to stick around for Nathan's Fast Five sendoff about buckets. There may even be a nostalgic retort about your favorite 90s toy.

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Top 5 Backhanded Compliments

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 05:30:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

Fast Five: Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down

Do you ever overanalyze and obsess over what a friend or relative said to you? Especially when they utter a compliment? Did they really mean that or are they trying to tell you something you were unaware of?

Backhanded compliments remain a subtle, but effective art and the BizBear Boys are not immune to their power. Childhood and fashion trauma afoot!

Listen along this week all the way to the end for a Fast Five treat from host Brian Ernst, as he throws his Fast Five Worst Places for Your Car to Break Down list at us.

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Top 5 Ways We Should Celebrate America

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 05 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Put your hand over your heart, and pledge your allegiance to BizBear, because this week, we go 'Merica all over the place. Hear the top ways Brian and Mitch think we should be celebrating America. And don't forget to stick around for Nathan's Fast Five TV Neighbor Haikus.

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Top 5 Events You've Witnessed In Person

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500

A rare in-person episode sees the BizBear Boys listing off some of the most memorable events they've ever witnessed with their own eyes. Mitch leads Brian and Nathan to reveal and defend their events closing with a Fast Five: Kickstarters That Never Started. Taking advantage of the beautiful summer night, this episode was recorded outside, and the shocking amount of fireworks left us on our toes. Enjoy!

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Top 5 First Date Activities

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 21 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Every single one of us at one time or another needed a dating playbook, and the BizBear Boys are here to give you the only cheat sheet you'll ever need for first date activities to win over your would-be partner. The only choice you have is whether to follow Mitch or Nathan into dating battle?

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for Brian's Fast Five | Worst Summer Thirst Quenchers.

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Top 5 "Disastrous" Chain Restaurant Meals

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 05:30:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

Things you can set your watch to: Law & Order will be on some channel today, Big Ben and a chain restaurant meal being so over the top it's wonderful, in the moment at least. Über Cinco takes on deliciously disastrous chain restaurant cuisine as Brian and Mitch battle to see who hates their own guts more. Come for the food, stay for the Hancock Tower knowledge.

And in our No Hit Sherlock's 7th inning stretch update, we finally learn the true meaning of the dumb acronym name of the Sherlock's bitter rivals, TTF.

Grab yourself a chair and relax 'til the end as the host will rattle off his definitive list of the Top 5 Secretaries of All-Time!

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Top 5 Public Pet Peeves

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 07 Jun 2021 09:00:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

The BizBear Boys gloriously make the world aware of what grinds their gears, rubs them the wrong way, and flat out steams em up good as they battle it out to see who is annoyed better by the general public. Get ready to boil along with us as we reveal our Top 5 Public Pet Peeves!

We gotta a special 7th inning stretch update from our sports franchise, the No Hit Sherlocks out of Elmhurst, IL!

And you better stay until the end because the drive-thru attendant didn't hear it the first time so Brian will loudly order the fast five fast food items he orders in addition to tide himself over on the car drive home.

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Top 5 Movies That Came Out When You Were Thirteen

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 31 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Happy Memorial Day folks! What better way to commemorate our memories than a trip down Hollywood lane? Brian and Nathan reveal and defend their top 5 movies from when they became teenagers, we're talking 1999 vs. 2003 baby! And don't forget to stick around for the No Hit Sherlock Softball update and Mitchell's Fast Five | Green Flags in a Relationship.

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Top 5 Things That Should Only Last a Year

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 24 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Pop the champagne and hide your valuables, it's our first anniversary! One year of Über Cinco has led to this, a list of things that should not last this long. Did we make our own list? You be the judge. Mitch and Nathan go head-to-head as Brian reveals his Fast Five | Acceptable Thermostat Temperatures.

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Top 5 Life Surprises

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 17 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Some of them are inevitable, some are downright shocking. This week the BizBear Boys divulge and dissect the life surprises they weren't expecting. Also, the Fast Five Doors of All-Time!

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Top 5 Things You Watched in Quarantine

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 10 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Over a year indoors has had us on the hunt for media that our eyeballs could consume to pass the days, weeks and months. And here it is! Brian and Mitch's picks for the best media ingested over the past year. Nathan also reveals the Fast Five reasons his apartment is so messy. Also...softball update!

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Top 5 Things You Couldn't Do as Kid, but Can as an Adult

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 03 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Remember all the times you were told "no"? Remember when the teacher used to tell you to shut your yap and fall in line? Well, you grew up and now it's time to show all of them the adult you've become and what better way to do that than with free will. Mitch and Nathan go head-to-head as host Brian delivers his Fast Five...the Top 5 Worst States.

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Top 5 Brothers of All Time

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 26 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Ü5 welcomes real-life brothers Mitch and Andy Brinkman, brothers who are defending other brothers on their list of Top 5 Brothers. These are fictional brothers, real brothers, and all brothers in between. You got that, brother?

Don't forget to stick around for Nathan's Fast Five | The Top 5 Guys.

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Top 5 Ways to Kill the Mood

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

In what may be the lowest of brows, here we present the most effective ways at sucking the ambience out of what was once a joyous moment. These are the bodily functions and acts of carelessness that will make you the wet blanket to those who surround you. Brian and Nathan take you to the bowels of the BizBear den as Mitch sends you off with his Fast Five Ways to Plan Ahead to Give Your Mom a Great Mother's Day.

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Top 5 Dollar Store Purchases

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 05 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Frugality and fiscal responsibility is the name of this week's game. Brian and Mitch go head-to-head with their top dollar store finds. What essential purchases did the BizBear Boys make this week, and will you do the same?

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Nathan's Fast Five Movements.

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Top 5 Ways to Celebrate a Birthday

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Hey it comes around each year like clockwork, the day of your birth. Are you a partier or a stay-out-of-the-spotlight type? No matter your Myers–Briggs Type Indicator, Nathan and Brian are sure to have the celebration for you. Did your ideal birthing ritual make the cut? Listen to find out!

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show for Mitch's Fast Five | Bands That Share a Name With a Horse.

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Top 5 World History Tinder Matches

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 22 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

In our first ever live show, streamed to SEVERAL people Nathan and Mitch battled out their picks for unexpected historical Tinder matches which somehow yielded TWO STAREDOWNS!

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for Brian's honorary St. Paddy's Day Fast Five, Top 5 Patricks.

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Top 5 Happenings to Beware

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Beware the Ides of March...and everything on today's episode. Classic contenders Brian Ernst and Nathan Hennenfent reveal their top five happenings to beware which include scenarios to avoid and other possible back stabbing situations.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Mitch reveals his Fast Five | Things You'll Never Forget About Your Doctor's Office.

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Top 5 Small Locations You Would Get Marooned In

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 08 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Whether it's a celebrity chef's kitchen or a Scottish island fresh with booze, these small locations are places Mitch and Nathan actually look forward to getting stuck in.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for Brian's Fast Five Movie Line Deliveries That Tickle Him.

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Top 5 Lessons You Begrudgingly Learned from Your Parents

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 01 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

The great multi-hyphenate comedian-writer-actor-friend-and all around great person Atra Asdou joins the BizBear boys for a very special episode where she goes head to head with Ü5's very own Brian Ernst.

And don't miss Atra's Second City show, "Black & White News: The Plan" streaming March 4 at 7PM CST in a browser near you. Head here to purchase tickets.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Judge: Mitch Brinkman

And don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where Nathan reveals his Fast Fave Ways Your Ex says, "Hey."

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Top 5 Fast Food Items to Order Under Pressure

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

You're having a sidebar conversation or maybe even distracted by the latest notification on your phone when you hear, "What'll you have?" Rattled into making a decision you choose the first thing that comes to mind. We all have our favorites and these fast food items are the ones you order under pressure.

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Broken Promises of Higher Education

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Generally speaking, we all had a great experience at college, but there were some things that weren't all they were cracked up to be. Here we go through what grandiose promises higher education laid out for us, and what the actual result of those experiences were.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where Nathan reveals his Fast Five, Greatest Numbers of All-Time!

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman & Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Ways To Get Out of a Social Gathering

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 08 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst | Guest Judge: Allison Ernst | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

When the world returns to normal, we will once again need really clever excuses to depart social gathering, or even better, avoid them altogether. For those that have grown accustomed to the quarantine life or still just really need a decent out, this weeks submissions have got you covered.

Stick around to the end of the show for an all to real Fast Five | Last Meals Requested by Serial Killers.

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Top 5 Executive Orders You'd Sign in Your First 100 Days

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0500

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Brian Ernst vs. Nathan Hennenfent

The Über Cinco listing posse has been inspired by the transfer of presidential power. We're taking our own crack at the first 100 days in office as we battle over who has the better top 5 list of executive orders to be signed right away! You'll learn a little, you'll laugh a little and you'll learn some more about presidential pets when you stick around for the fast five at the end of the show.

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Top 5 Regional Foods: The Challenge | Special Guests: The Maker In Me Podcast

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Last week, a profanity laden phone call from Alex Lovinggood broke into our show where he challenged Über Cinco's very own Mitch Brinkman to a Regional Foods Redux.

An unhappy Lovinggood from The Maker In Me podcast believes Mitch's lack of love for his home state of Minnesota deserved a revisit and our special little guys went head-to -head with some more regional foods.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Nathan reveals his fast five embarrassing bands he was a part of.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Alex Lovinggood vs. Mitch Brinkman | Judges: Brian Ernst and Chance Ingles

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Top 5 Mistakes You'd Make With Eternal Youth After Finding the Holy Grail

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 18 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500

You've got it! You chose wisely! You drank from the Holy Grail and now have eternal youth. I'm sure you have a laundry list of great things you're going to do with it, but we're only interested in your mistakes. How will you mess up eternal youth?

Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

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Top 5 Lies to Tell at Your High School Reunion

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 11 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500

We know you're all familiar with the wholesome family show we have here so we're going to ride the spectrum from warm-hearted to incredibly dark this week! A mixture of true and tall tales make up this week's episode culminating in the Fast Five "We All Just Got the Vaccine!" Activities.

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Things That Ruin a Vacation

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 04 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0500

These are the fly in the ointment humans, unforeseen circumstances, and just plain neglect that take a well-planned vacation and derail it faster than an over-trusted fart.

Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman v. Nathan Hennenfent.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for the Fast Five Vacation Entertainment Shows That Overstayed Their Welcome...Even Before the Pandemic.

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It's a Clip Show! | Best of Fast Fives

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 28 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500

It's an Über Cinco Clip Show! We're 30 episodes+ into a long season and the studio is breathing down our necks to cut production costs so we can save up for the giant explosion in the season finale. It's all very technical...

Whether you're revisiting your favorites, or hearing them for the first time (because you never made it to the end of our jabbering) enjoy the best Fast Fives of the year!

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Top 5 Christmas Cookies

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 21 Dec 2020 05:30:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Mitch Conti vs. Mitch Brinkman

Our last full episode of 2020 welcomes back one of our favorites, Mitch Conti. He battles with laughter against the other Mitch, in the Top 5 Christmas Cookies cheer-off. We cover the classic cookie brands that have delighted billions the world over, and cover some new, old favorites like the Italian peach cookie! Easy listening on this episode as we cover favorite textures, smells, and tastes of everyone's favorite treat, the cookie! Some Christmas cookies even have us feeling a bit naughty, and a bit nice.

Grab your earbuds and listen with glee as we wave buh-bye to 2020.

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Top 5 Personal Xmas Traditions

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 14 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

Our holiday episodes continue, as we turn inwards and find out about some excellent, personal, seldom shared Christmas traditions. This one peels back the wrapping on the usual Christmas fare, so tune in for some darkly comic joy!

Click your Christmas slipper heels twice, buy the exact brand of wrapping paper you prefer, and watch that horrible remake of Home Alone that only you enjoy, it's Top 5 Personal Christmas Traditions.

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Top 5 Ways I Am Very Christmasy

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Host: Alex Lovinggood | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

Our favorite brewer, maker and über fella, Alex Lovinggood stops by to be our very first guest host in the first of our Christmas episodes. Admitted jingleheads, Brian Ernst and Mitch Brinkman face-off to decide for this year, who in fact is the MOST CHRISTMASY.

Deck your halls, ice your cookies and wrap your present, this episode will roast all the chestnuts. But seriously, we love Christmas, so please enjoy with a hot cup of cocoa or a creamy, cold glass of nog. Merry Christmas!

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Top 5 Regional Foods

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 11:00:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Dylan Cattie

Special guest and soon to be man of the law, Dylan Cattie, stops in to share his Top 5 Regional Foods. He cites precedent, makes wild accusations and performs for the hungry jury of one, host Brian Ernst, as he defends his favorite regional culinary quirks.

Stick around to the end of the show for the Fast Five Signs that December is Upon Us.

Eat before you listen, this episode will make you hungry!

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Top 5 Non-#Blessed Things to Be Thankful For

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 23 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Thanksgiving is a time for thanks...but not for that lovey dovey crap! This year we're going full-on selfish, baby! Oh, you're #blessed to have grandma looking down on you? Well, we're non-#blessed to have TVs, cars and other materialistic privileges! Time to get petty.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Mitch reveals the Fast Five Turkey Pardon Prospects of 2020.

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Top 5 Ways to Let Someone Down Easy

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 16 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

We are breaking away from cliché today folks. Although romantic relationships are fair game for this topic we’re encouraging the listers to go outside the box as there are plenty of personal relationships that need a gentle severing of the chord.

Stick around to the end of the show for the Fast Five Rejected 70s Cop Shows.

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Top 5 Ways to Procrastinate

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 09 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

You should listen to this episode immediately, don't put it off! We rattle off our Top 5 Ways to Procrastinate and you'll even be served up some delectable Fast Five Presidential Concession Speech Limericks.

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Top 5 Presidential Celebrity Cabinet Members

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 02 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0500

It's election week in America and what better way to distract ourselves from the current hellscape with a trip down fantasy lane! Brian and Mitch go head to head making their case for their top celebrity picks for:

5 - Press Secretary

4- Secretary of Defense

3 - Secretary of State

2 - Chief of Staff

1 - President / VEEP

Stick around to the end for Nathan's Fast Five Presidential Election What Ifs....

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Top 5 Haunts You Wish You Were a Party To

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 26 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

This episode is DENSE and THICC! Strap in for detailed anecdotes of real life horror and some wishful haunting thoughts. These are spooky places or situations you wish you could either encounter or simply wish you were the outside party looking in. Happy Halloween #BearDenNation, #BizBear has the sweet treats you've been craving on our first All Hallow's Eve episode!

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show for the fast five scarring Halloween costumes to see your loved ones in.

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Top 5 Situations to Fall Ass-Backwards Into

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Think of a situation you have dreamed about being in. Now imagine you've fallen ass-backwards into it without warning! Which of those scenarios could you handle?! We take a dive into Brian and Nathan's ass-backwards situations and mishaps as Mitch closes with his fast five furnitures to back your ass into.

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Top 5 Movies Released In Your Birth Year | 1986 v. 1990

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

We have a short film in competition that needs your vote! Head on over to https://ubk.fyi/vote to watch the movie and lend us your support!

Time to travel back to a period where cinema was in top form. This week's Ü5 pits 80s against 90s as Mitch and Brian reveal and defend the top movies released in their birth year; 1986 v. 1990.

Don't forget to stick to the end of the show where Nathan give you his fast five snacks to avoid sneaking into a movie theater.

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Top 5 Delectable Fall Traditions To Look Forward To

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Everything is dying, so time to have some fun! Whether crunchy leaves or the undead are your thing we got you covered with these fall activities that let you know we're in the spooky season. Heat up your cider, throw on your slippies and crack the window a nudge to let that cold breeze...it's Über Cinco time.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where host Brian Ernst will divulge the opposite...a Fast Five of Fall Traditions to Avoid with All Your Might.

Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent

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Top 5 Personalities You Meet at the DMV

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

We conducted a survey of 100 random people on the street to name Hell on Earth. All 100 answered the Department of Motor Vehicles. This week we dive into the personalities you meet at the DMV and the personal stories we’ve collected over our years of attending this fine establishment of the modern world.

Stick around to the end where Mitch gives you his definitive Fast 5 list: Top 5 Ways to Take Advantage of a Pandemic.

Host: Mitch Brinkman Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Back to School Items

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

We're a little tardy with this one, but we're still gold star boys. We got our backpacks packed. Our boots tied tight. And we hope we don't get in a fight. It's back to school time for BizBear!

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Nathan will reveal his Fast Five Variety Reviews of Unmade Sequels.

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

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Top 5 All-Time Hollywood Hoops Starting Lineup

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Lace up your Jordan's and get ready to draw shirts or skins, U5 is hitting the court! This week we decide which Hollywood stars, living or dead, would make for a powerhouse basketball bench.

Host | Brian Ernst • Contestants | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

Don't forget to stick to the end of the show for Brian's fast five Lesser Known Supreme Court Cases.

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Top 5 Awkward Social Encounters

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 07 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0500

We've all been there. Having someone walk in on us in the bathroom or being in a situation where we've said the wrong thing. Here are the Top 5 Awkward Social Encounters. Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman vs. Brian Ernst.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Nathan will deliver the fast five Henry VIII Wives.

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Top 5 Non-Leading Thespians of the Silver Screen

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 14:45:00 -0500

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Conti

This week our special guest, and prior collaborator, Mitch Conti stops by to list and defend his five favorite non-leading thespians working in Hollywood today. Who's won awards hardware? Who was it that played "that one guy", ya know from that one movie about that thing? We delight in the obscure and the more well known supporting players gracing the silver screen, get ready to learn something about the craft, this is a good one.

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show when Mitch will rattle off his Fast Five list of Depression-Era Cocktails for our Depressive Times (Cheers!).

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Top 5 Skills You Wish You Had

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 24 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst | Mitch Brinkman vs. Nathan Hennenfent

This week we fill the air with our shortcomings! Hear us reveal and defend the skills we wish we had in a perfect world. Will it be to ride a motorcycle through a flaming target? Will be the skill to read the minds of our enemies? Let's be honest, you should lower your expectations, but still buckle up for these hot takes.

Don't forget to stick around for the end of the show where Brian will rattle off the definitive fast five Passive Aggressive Computer Errors.

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Top 5 Historical Periods to Visit

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

Pack your time travel backpack and strap on your boots as we find the nearest flux capacitor enabled DeLorean to visit our favorite time periods. We are all over the timeline with this one folks so buckle up.

Don't forget to stick around to the end of the show where Mitch gives you his Fast Five Billie Eilish Style Night Shirts.

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Top 5 Desert Island Items for a Comfortable Cast Away

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 10 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst | Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

Here's the situation. You're about to be stranded on a desert island, but this is more like glamping. What items will make your stay the most luxurious it can be?

Don't forget to stick around until the end of the show where Brian will rattle off the definitive the Fast Five Failed Taco Bell Menu Items.

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Top 5 Ways to Spend an Unexpected Day Off

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 03 Aug 2020 05:30:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent | Contestants: Mitch Brinkman vs. Brian Ernst.

They're surprising. They're rare. They're...unexpected. When an unexpected day off rears its little head, the possibilities of how to fill the time may seem endless. But have no fear, Brian and Mitch are here with their suggestions on how best to spend such a glorious day.

Don't forget to stick to the end of the show where Nathan will deliver his Fast Five | Movies That Were Pitched Under a Different Title.

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Top 5 Attributes of a Fun Shindig

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500

There are good parties and there are bad parties, but to elevate a party to a shindig needs some very precise attributes. Join us as we vigorously debate the #Top5 Attributes of a Fun Shindig

Stick around to the end where Nathan gives you his definitive Fast 5 list: Top 5 Dad Jokes!

Host: Nathan Hennenfent Contestants: Mitch Brinkman vs. Brian Ernst

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Top 5 Iconic Hollywood Sunglasses

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennefent Contestants: Mitch Brinkman vs. Alex Lovinggood

BizBear welcomes our special guest, Alex Lovinggood (@theotherbarntownbrewer) to go ginger head to ginger head with Mitch to reveal and defend their picks for the most iconic Hollywood sunglasses.

And has his social handle suggests, Alex is a brewer and lover of beer. Consider visiting Barn Town Brewing if you happen to be in the Des Moines, IA area or online at barntownbrewing.com where they are currently brewing BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL, an Imperial Milk Stout brewed with Vanilla which is being created as a collaborative effort to raise awareness for the injustices of people of color hosted by Weathered Souls Brewing from San Antonio, TX.

100% of the proceeds are being donated to the Iowa chapter of the ACLU.

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Top 5 Moments That Should Have Been a Seinfeld Episode

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 17:00:00 -0500

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Brian Ernst vs. Nathan Hennenfent

We were not in the pool! This week is all true stories that would have made great Seinfeld plots, including Mitchell, Mitchell, one man's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Don't forget to stick with us to the end where Mitch gives us the definitive list of the Top 5 Brad Pitt hairstyles.

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Top 5 Prepared Summer Meats

UBK Studios, LLC — Sat, 04 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Mitch Brinkman vs. Brian Ernst

WARNING! Do not listen on an empty stomach! We're talking beef. Pork. Chicken. Marinades. Dry rubs. Grills. This mouthwatering episode jam packed with Über Staredowns as meatheads Brian and Mitch go head to head.

Don't forget to stick with us to the end where Nathan gives us the definitive list of the Top 5 Cyclists in his Neighborhood.

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Top 5 TV Moms Who Need to Be President

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 29 Jun 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

Cue laugh track! And if you're more of a single-camera drama viewer...sit back. This week our contestants reveal and defend their picks for presidential TV Moms. Moms that pack a punch and could easily transition from everyday TV life to the Oval Office.

Stick around to the end where Brian gives you his definitive Fast 5 list: Top 5 Apple Products That Didn't Make It Past R&D

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Top 5 Conversations to Have at a Friends & Co-Worker Co-Mingled BBQ

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 22 Jun 2020 12:00:00 -0500

Host: Brian Ernst

Contestants: Nathan Hennenfent vs. Mitch Brinkman

We've all been there. Either forced to go to the BBQ where you don't know a lot of folks, or you're really looking forward to a get together that then becomes plagued with bad conversation. Listen to see if any of these situations ring a bell.

Stick around to the end where Brian gives you his definitive Fast 5 list: Top 5 Future Presidential Library Names.

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Top 5 Movies with a Score of Less Than 20% on Rotten Tomatoes

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 13:15:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

We did it so you don't have to. Filtering Rotten Tomatoes results from 20% and below yielded some interesting picks. See which one of the contestants broke the rules and hear if any of your favorites made the cut!

Stick around to the end where Nathan gives you his definitive Fast 5 list: Top 5 Cars.

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Top 5 Moments Where a Cell Phone with Internet Would Have Come in Handy

UBK Studios, LLC — Mon, 01 Jun 2020 21:00:00 -0500

Host: Mitch Brinkman

Contestants: Brian Ernst & Nathan Hennenfent

The title says it all as this dense episode covers high school memories, embarrassing situations and cannibalism?! Stick around to the end to hear Mitch's Fast Five Ways to LIVE for Christ's Sake! (And it's not what you think.)

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Top 5 Archetypes You Want To Interact With At A Wedding

UBK Studios, LLC — Sun, 24 May 2020 09:00:00 -0500

Host: Nathan Hennenfent

Contestants: Brian Ernst vs. Mitch Brinkman

We all know weddings, whether that of family or friends, bring out the most interesting folks from the woodwork. Listen to hear which of those unlikely entertainers made our lists.

Stick around to the end where Nathan gives you his definitive Fast 5 list: Top 5 Tables. You won't want to miss it.

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How to Play Über Cinco | Trailer

UBK Studios, LLC — Sat, 02 May 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Two players go head-to-head with their Top 5 lists as a host scores their answers to determine a winner.

Co-Hosted by Brian Ernst, Mitch Brinkman, and Nathan Hennenfent (and special guests!)

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Uber Cinco

Top 5 Experiences You Wish You Could Forget

Top 5 Reasons to Cause a Scene

Aliens in the Hot Tub | Mitch Brinkman - Weird Shit I Saw This Week

Top 5 Favorite Things About the Monarchy

Top 5 Reasons Summer Sucks

Top 5 Directors with the Best 3-Film Streak

Top 5 Travel Mishaps

Top 5 Methods of Extreme Procrastination

Top 5 Celebrities to Have as Grandparents

Update: We're not gone! Don't delete us!

Top 5 Modes of Transportation

Episode 100! | Top 5 Weekly Rituals

Top 5 Retirement Activities

Top 5 Things That Should Become Board Games

Top 5 People Who Need to Be Slapped on Stage

Top 5 Bones to Pick with People in Public

Top 5 Celebrities To Have As Family Members

Top 5 Moronic Moments Memorialized in Academia

Top 5 Questions Amongst Buds

Top 5 Reasons to Use Pen & Paper

Top 5 TV Crossover Couples

Top 5 Transactions

Top 5 TV Shows You Hate-Watch

Top 5 Tom Hanks Movies

Top 5 Things Learned From Attending An All Boys School

Top 5 Summer Camp Activities

Top 5 Things You'll Never Change About Yourself

It's Another Über Cinco Clip Show | Best of Fast Fives

Über Cinco, A Festivus Miracle 2021

Top 5 Christmas Foods To Look Forward To

Top 5 Christmas Presents That Changed the Course of Your Childhood

Top 5 Days That Need to Be Winter Holidays

Top 5 Terrible Moments In Christmas Movies

Top 5 Things You Are Thankful For in 2021

Top 5 Personalities You Can't Trust

Top 5 Hot Streaks

Top 5 TV Characters You'd Butt Heads With

Top 5 Halloween Rituals

Top 5 Prequels

Top 5 Combinations

Best of Fast Fives So Far

Top 5 Sisters

Top 5 Smells

Top 5 Workplace Mishaps

Top 5 Ways to Annoy Your Sibling

Top 5 Snacks Where Portion Control Doesn't Exist

Top 5 Headlines from the Week You Were Born | 1986 v. 1990

Top 5 Schemes You've Hatched

Top 5 Reasons to Disappear

Top 5 Actors That Have Won Razzies

Top 5 Memorable Bodily Functions

Fast Five: Reasons To Put Your Fist in Your Mouth

Host: Mitch Brinkman | Nathan Hennenfent vs. Brian Ernst

Top 5 Ways to Quit in Glory

Top 5 Backhanded Compliments

Top 5 Ways We Should Celebrate America

Top 5 Events You've Witnessed In Person

Top 5 First Date Activities

Top 5 "Disastrous" Chain Restaurant Meals

Top 5 Public Pet Peeves

Top 5 Movies That Came Out When You Were Thirteen

Top 5 Things That Should Only Last a Year

Top 5 Life Surprises

Top 5 Things You Watched in Quarantine

Top 5 Things You Couldn't Do as Kid, but Can as an Adult

Top 5 Brothers of All Time

Top 5 Ways to Kill the Mood

Top 5 Cinderella Stories

Top 5 Dollar Store Purchases

Top 5 Ways to Celebrate a Birthday

Top 5 World History Tinder Matches

Top 5 Happenings to Beware

Top 5 Small Locations You Would Get Marooned In

Top 5 Lessons You Begrudgingly Learned from Your Parents

Top 5 Fast Food Items to Order Under Pressure

Top 5 Broken Promises of Higher Education

Top 5 Ways To Get Out of a Social Gathering

Top 5 Executive Orders You'd Sign in Your First 100 Days

Top 5 Regional Foods: The Challenge | Special Guests: The Maker In Me Podcast